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Speaker 1: Who Welcome back to this episode of Emergency Intercompany. As

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Speaker 1: you can see, we got a doozy today.

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Speaker 2: It just like it looks stupid. You have to admit, like, look.

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Speaker 1: At me, Look at me, bro, Can you be happy

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Speaker 1: about anything?

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Speaker 2: I know, I know you want to do something cool

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Speaker 2: for like the anniversary, but I was thinking like fireworks

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Speaker 2: or like confetti or maybe a cake, A good cake

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Speaker 2: would have been fun.

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Speaker 1: But you don't like any of my ideas for real, Like.

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Speaker 2: I think it looks I for you.

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Speaker 1: No, you look stupid. I look skinny. I look skinny,

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Speaker 1: not stupid. You look stupid.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you know what? No, I said.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to come on.

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Speaker 2: No, I want to get put down.

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Speaker 1: Someone just put me down, please come on. He oh

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Speaker 1: my god, oh my god. Can someone fucking help her?

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Speaker 1: Like damn like help her? Y'all?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god? Someone please?

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Speaker 1: All right, y'all are all fired? Like who threw that bottle?

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Speaker 1: By the way, what what are we supposed to do?

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Speaker 1: I'm trapped up here and you are you okay? I

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Speaker 1: think you? Oh my god? And you are you okay? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Like bruh right, Yeah, that was that was really intense. Actually,

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Speaker 1: are you Okay.

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Speaker 2: You threw a fucking bottle at me, Like, why are

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Speaker 2: you acting like you care?

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Speaker 1: Because you called me stupid?

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Speaker 2: I fell through a wooden table, like I.

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Speaker 1: And you might have deserved that. You might have deserved that.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, I don't know, Like I don't think that's like

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Speaker 2: a karmic thing, Like I don't think people falling through

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Speaker 2: tables is like, Oh, that's karma, that's what you get.

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Speaker 2: You did something bad and I didn't do anything bad.

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Speaker 2: We looked dumb. You look dumb. I don't know why

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Speaker 2: you're still sucking up there.

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Speaker 1: I mean, we paid for a full day, so I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna use it to the furthest extent I possibly can,

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna float here the whole episode.

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Speaker 2: You Like, before you looked kind of dumb, and now.

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Speaker 1: You look really stupid. I feel like I look cool.

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Speaker 2: Actually you're, like you said, it's giving you a huge

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Speaker 2: ass from the back. Well, I guess we'll just get

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Speaker 2: into the episode and we'll just act like nothing is happening, nothing,

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Speaker 2: nothing weird is happening. Doing all that made me forget

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Speaker 2: that we have a full episode to do and it's

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Speaker 2: an anniversary episode we've been doing this for three years now,

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Speaker 2: which is so scary at the anniversary, guys, there's so much.

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Speaker 2: All I can think when we get this far every

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Speaker 2: time we hit a mark is the fact that, like,

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Speaker 2: I feel like we've been doing this forever. But there's

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Speaker 2: some people who are on there like three.

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Speaker 1: Hundred thousands, yeah, like crazy vibes. And remember in the

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Speaker 1: beginning when we were like, yeah, we're probably only going

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Speaker 1: to do it for like a year, and like give

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Speaker 1: up then, but.

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Speaker 2: The validation is just too rewarding.

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Speaker 1: Wait, am I giving Kevin Gates?

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Speaker 2: It's fun with a I really want to make an

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Speaker 2: edit of Drew doing all the emotes like that. I

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Speaker 2: wish I could like swing you around. Oh do we

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Speaker 2: have a stick? I should h him like a pinat or.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no.

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Speaker 2: Please we should next time. Well, oh we do have

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Speaker 2: a stick. Oh well I only have one arm right now.

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Speaker 2: I did break my wrists. Oh this is perfect?

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Speaker 1: Please no, please no, can y'all let me down? I'm scared?

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Speaker 2: Say say don't, please, say please don't. You're so gorgeous.

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Speaker 2: I love you.

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Speaker 1: Please don't you're so gorgeous? I love you? Oh? Oh

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Speaker 1: oh lad? Sound effect?

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Speaker 2: This is the manifestation of the gay Little Monkey pinata

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Speaker 2: that somebody did. I don't know if we ever talked

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Speaker 2: about that on the episode.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so. But before we get into that, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just want to say that this what I'm doing

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Speaker 1: now has been an idea that I've had for since

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Speaker 1: wanted to just float here the whole time, and then

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Speaker 1: in the original idea I wasn't going to address it

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Speaker 2: It's just so ridiculous because you're either sitting on a

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Speaker 2: chair that looks like it's made of pure carcinogens.

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Speaker 1: It's like water dripping. We're cooked, were cooked.

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Speaker 2: We broke the ceiling of the studio. Well, I have

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Speaker 2: to look at my notes because now I'm so like

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Speaker 2: discombobulated at the fact that we Wait.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, me too. Can you hear me in my phone?

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Speaker 2: Up there?

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Speaker 1: Where am I gonna put my phone.

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Speaker 2: In a pocket? You have pockets?

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Speaker 1: Still my big ass, my big butt, in your big butt.

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Speaker 1: You take a picture? But is this for your app Oh? Wait?

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, birth day? Wait, it's actually really good. Also,

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Speaker 2: if you notice that there's like a like you might

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Speaker 2: be like, oh my god. Although the beginning of the

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Speaker 2: episode was so hectic and terrifying because you saw me

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Speaker 2: get hurt, you might be like, there's a calming presence

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Speaker 2: right now, and it's because Kai isn't here. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Kai isn't here. So we just had to make sure

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Speaker 2: he wasn't here to ruin the vibes of the three

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Speaker 2: year anniversary. So if you're wondering why he's not here,

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Speaker 2: and that's why we are just like you need to

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Speaker 2: stay home. Why have we normalized people doing live streams

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Speaker 2: wearing that VR ship? Do you know what I'm talking about?

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Speaker 2: Have you seen that on TikTok? Like the YouTubers like

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Speaker 2: the like this, like the overly set people.

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Speaker 1: No I have girl? Why do you have that?

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Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know why. All over my timeline, all

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Speaker 2: I ever get is like people who are dressed like

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Speaker 2: Have you seen the tubers like the I've seen I

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Speaker 2: think I've seen streamers who use like yeah, like avatars. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: but there are there v tubers who like they do.

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Speaker 1: Like you're like the most famous people on this planet,

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Speaker 1: find that, because it's like really really like dystopian and

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's crazy because we're the same generation to

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Speaker 2: and seeing the weird AI generated photos of Jesus like

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Speaker 2: parting the sea, and we're making fund of old people. Wait,

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Speaker 2: is that someone performing or is it like a pre

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Speaker 1: I don't know still, I think it's someone actually performing

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Speaker 2: They haven't had a dream face reveal. Yeah, the dream

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Speaker 2: fucked Up Ship.

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Speaker 1: One of the worst like things that we've ever done

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Speaker 2: Like the thing is I wonder if because he got

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Speaker 2: right now because I don't want to sit on this

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Speaker 2: podcast and be like that motherfucker's float.

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Speaker 1: Or float on the podcast, like you're sitting, I'm floating.

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Speaker 1: You're so jealousy right now. Actually, it's crazy. You wish you.

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Speaker 2: I feel like you don't know what to do with

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Speaker 2: your legs.

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Speaker 1: I know, I'm like kicking around, but.

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Speaker 2: Like it must have been so fucked up because everybody,

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Speaker 2: without seeing his face, was like, oh my god, he's

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Speaker 1: What's sad too, is like like preparation for that for

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Speaker 1: him was really intense, saying like photos of him had

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Speaker 1: and he thought he was gonna like eat down, but like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Well, I decided that having quadruplets must mean that you

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Speaker 2: did something fucking evil in your past. Having anything above twins.

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Speaker 2: Twins already, Oh my god, twins already feels like a curse.

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Speaker 2: No offense, Drew but quadruplets. That sounds like something that

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Speaker 2: shouldn't fucking exist. And also the fact that because can't

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Speaker 1: True mhm, I think the blood's getting to my brain.

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Speaker 1: I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking you Like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm joking. I'm joking.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, because can you go up to having six tuplets?

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Speaker 2: Is that's what it's called.

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Speaker 1: Some people have had octuplets, Like do you remember elm No,

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Speaker 1: she gave birth like a fucking dog. She was shipping

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Speaker 2: To God, Like where do you have that many babies?

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Speaker 1: And they survived section I think she did it naturally.

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Speaker 1: Hell yeah, those babies also all survived. I watched like

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Speaker 1: I saw also these lights. You're freaking out, I'm so sweaty.

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Speaker 2: Her house the same are they fraternal.

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Speaker 1: No, they're fraternal. I think, yeah, they're fraternal.

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Speaker 2: Because having more than oh my god, twins and like

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Speaker 1: I want twins. Like having a twin growing up was

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Speaker 1: we were just like best friends. We still are best friends,

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Speaker 1: Like that's literally the tea.

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Speaker 2: I wonder if there's definitely twins out there who fucking

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Speaker 1: Oh, one hundred percent. I know some because my mom

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Speaker 2: This one just doesn't feel like me, like I wouldn't

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Speaker 2: I've heard enough play me a child's laughter or running

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Speaker 2: This one's real. If your head gang weak, I'm peeing

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Speaker 1: When I was When I saw that, I literally was like,

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Speaker 2: Bro. I treat my relationships like math. Once I'm confused,

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Speaker 2: I attempt suicide. I fought sleeping naked was cute until

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Speaker 2: You want your phone back or what do you want

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Speaker 1: Kimmy, Yeah, I'm ready.

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Speaker 2: I'm ready, Drew out to get down because he's a pussy.

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Speaker 1: Oh my little bit, bitch maid spread the rumors Drew's

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Speaker 2: Anyways, So somebody through a Drew themed birthday party. We

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Speaker 1: Just like fielding through the amount of times we were

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Speaker 2: It's like literally a Drew dedicated video.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll insert it now.

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Speaker 2: There's that.

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Speaker 1: I'm i'm ah you come Gellow.

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Speaker 2: There's like a bunch of good videos of you recently.

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Speaker 1: The AI I tried to change.

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Speaker 2: I was actually having so much fomo from that party,

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Speaker 1: It was so fire, And I made a very very

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Speaker 2: Oh no, it's I literally showed it to everybody and

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Speaker 1: The stiff video, like just killed me to be that.

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Speaker 1: It was supposed to be me and Rain, like we

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Speaker 2: Maybe have you ever thought of just doing steroids? Like

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Speaker 1: I actually on ironically? Have I want to get onsarms?

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Speaker 1: I want to get on a trend protocol human growth

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Speaker 2: Drug tested at our school. I never had that. Not

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Speaker 2: Well, in like tenth or eleventh grade, this girl I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Everything I say I've said already, but oh my god, Okay,

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Speaker 2: I have a new theory or not theory. I've already

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Speaker 1: They think that the government, you know about the fermanent.

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Speaker 1: No for the permanent, it's you're trying to manipulate me.

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Speaker 1: it was it's flat Earth, Like basically, they're like, we're

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Speaker 2: to be that different, go like like IDM music or something,

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Speaker 2: you have a person that make it different. At this point,

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Speaker 2: to me because your childlike wonder has fully withered away.

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Speaker 2: You're looking at it and you're convinced the government is

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Speaker 1: Up at night, Like you're too self aware now, and

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Speaker 2: If one of my homegirls told me that she thought

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think that I don't think the

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Speaker 2: Are fully a lost cause. I don't think.

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Speaker 1: I just said I don't believe it.

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Speaker 2: Bro, I feel like you do. I could see you

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Speaker 1: No, it's definitely in my card. It's like winning the

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Speaker 2: You're recently with his whole chest set to somebody who

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Speaker 2: was like, it's going to be so sad actually the

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like it's it's real, y'all, like dead serious, Like

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Speaker 1: I can I see my life post lottery, and it's

439
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:03,320
Speaker 1: gonna be very dark and depressing, like yacht one day,

440
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:06,639
Speaker 1: like helicopter rides to the island the next day, like

441
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:09,119
Speaker 1: buying a PEGANI p one or whatever. The fuck the

442
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:09,800
Speaker 1: car is like.

443
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:10,840
Speaker 2: I'm depressing to you.

444
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:13,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess it is. Like, no, like we've been

445
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:16,320
Speaker 1: so conditioned to work work, work, work, work that like

446
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:21,119
Speaker 1: if we aren't doing something like work wise to like

447
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:25,760
Speaker 1: appease the shareholders, like our brains are fried and we're

448
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:28,280
Speaker 1: just like it's like all a part of the fucking

449
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:29,840
Speaker 1: it's all a part of the convince.

450
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:32,439
Speaker 2: If everybody had my brain chemistry, we would be so

451
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:35,480
Speaker 2: much better off. Oh same, Like if we had your

452
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:39,160
Speaker 2: brain chemistry, we would be fun like we would be No,

453
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:39,800
Speaker 2: it would be.

454
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:42,479
Speaker 1: All fucking lit, like it would be a movie, Like

455
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:44,320
Speaker 1: we'd all be like having fun and.

456
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:48,280
Speaker 2: Shit, well, I've been really convinced I have scabies recently,

457
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:49,760
Speaker 2: and I don't have scabies.

458
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:53,720
Speaker 1: Like, for the first time, I got to see what

459
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:56,720
Speaker 1: it feels like to hear me talk about my fake ailments,

460
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:59,000
Speaker 1: and I'm like, girl, shut the fuck up. It's made

461
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:02,520
Speaker 1: me a better person hearing you talk about having scabies truly.

462
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,440
Speaker 2: But that doesn't stop you, because I have a feeling

463
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:06,679
Speaker 2: you're gonna literally convince yourself that in one of your

464
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,040
Speaker 2: legs you lost circulation, and I know you're gonna hit

465
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:09,480
Speaker 2: the doctor.

466
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:12,080
Speaker 1: No I'm definitely there's a blood clot. I'm gonna have

467
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:14,280
Speaker 1: a pulmonary embolism, Like it's gonna be a whole thing.

468
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:17,119
Speaker 2: I thought that, what is an embolism.

469
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:20,440
Speaker 1: Like a blood clot that like shoots into your lungs

470
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:26,320
Speaker 1: like a strokes you out? Okay, but and you have scabies?

471
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:27,720
Speaker 2: No, I don't have scavy.

472
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:28,560
Speaker 1: She does.

473
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:30,800
Speaker 2: I might have talked about this on an episode, or

474
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:32,760
Speaker 2: maybe it was an episode we stacked. Maybe it was

475
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:35,359
Speaker 2: the hotel episode that I like talked about it, but

476
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,919
Speaker 2: basically or actually, I think I didn't talk about it

477
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,800
Speaker 2: because I really convinced I actually had scabies, and I

478
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:43,199
Speaker 2: like part of my brain knew I didn't, but I

479
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:45,640
Speaker 2: was convinced I did because somebody said the word scabies

480
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:47,880
Speaker 2: around me recently, and I was like, oh my god,

481
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:49,880
Speaker 2: I would have scabies.

482
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:53,360
Speaker 1: You you really haven't been bathing that much either, Like, which.

483
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,719
Speaker 2: Is tea like because I read that that kills the scabies.

484
00:23:56,600 --> 00:24:03,600
Speaker 1: Wait, actually, yeah, not bathing kill scabies. Wait? Actually, no

485
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:06,840
Speaker 1: swear so you're supposed to not bathe? No, I'm kidding.

486
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:08,679
Speaker 1: Oh girl, I was like, what the fuck that's like?

487
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:10,880
Speaker 2: No, I'm pretty sure, like you have to bleach bath

488
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:12,679
Speaker 2: and shit like you have to go crazy with the

489
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:14,840
Speaker 2: showering milki. But I was convinced. Oh you know why

490
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:17,760
Speaker 2: I was convinced because somebody recently told me that ringworm

491
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:21,080
Speaker 2: was going around and the gym's in La And then

492
00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:22,679
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god. And then in that

493
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:25,119
Speaker 2: same sentence, somebody was like, yeah, like one time I

494
00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:27,359
Speaker 2: had a friend who got scabies from the gym, and

495
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:28,760
Speaker 2: we were going to the gym so much that I

496
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:31,520
Speaker 2: was really convinced I was gonna get scabies. And then

497
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,400
Speaker 2: I had gone upstate and I got flea bites on

498
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,879
Speaker 2: my left leg and I was staring at them for

499
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:39,480
Speaker 2: like days, And I already know what flea bites look

500
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,760
Speaker 2: like from when we had a flea infestation, so I

501
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:44,320
Speaker 2: knew they were flea bites, but my brain wouldn't stop

502
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,199
Speaker 2: me from thinking I had scabies.

503
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:51,560
Speaker 1: So my history were so ran through rancid.

504
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:54,720
Speaker 2: We don't have ac that works. We had a flea infestation.

505
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:58,200
Speaker 2: Our doors don't like unlock when you lock them, which

506
00:24:58,240 --> 00:24:59,840
Speaker 2: could be good because no one can ever get into

507
00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:01,400
Speaker 2: our house. They don't unlock.

508
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:05,520
Speaker 1: The dead bull on our front door. The knob. Oh yeah,

509
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:08,560
Speaker 1: it fell off like it's gone and it fell off

510
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:11,080
Speaker 1: when it was bolted, and I was like, thank god

511
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:13,879
Speaker 1: there wasn't a fire, because we would not have been

512
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,640
Speaker 1: able to get out of this house because our back

513
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:18,880
Speaker 1: door also locks, and we can't unlock it from the inside,

514
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:19,360
Speaker 1: like where.

515
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,159
Speaker 2: You had had to climb out the windows, and like,

516
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:24,439
Speaker 2: oh hell no, but yeah, I was convinced scabies. And

517
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,640
Speaker 2: then my flea bites went away. And while I had

518
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:29,920
Speaker 2: flea bites, I called my dermatologists because I was like, okay, like, hey,

519
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:31,240
Speaker 2: I haven't seen you in a while, but I was

520
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,200
Speaker 2: wondering if I could come in. I have these bites

521
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,399
Speaker 2: on my ankles. I think it might be scabies. I

522
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:38,639
Speaker 2: feel like it's scabies. And mind you, this was a voicemail,

523
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:42,320
Speaker 2: so I sounded fucking insane, and I was like, hey,

524
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:45,399
Speaker 2: I hope you're doing good. I'm just calling for a

525
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:47,280
Speaker 2: check up. I do have like a breakout on my

526
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:50,440
Speaker 2: chest that I want to look at, so that's one thing. Oh, Also,

527
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:52,240
Speaker 2: I have bites around my ankle and I think I

528
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:53,800
Speaker 2: have scabies. And I don't know if I come to

529
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:55,840
Speaker 2: you for scabies or if I go to a different doctor,

530
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:57,879
Speaker 2: And like, if you don't want scabies. I won't go

531
00:25:57,920 --> 00:25:59,879
Speaker 2: to you because I think I have scabies. And then

532
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,320
Speaker 2: she called me back and I missed the call, and

533
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:04,399
Speaker 2: she left me a voicemail where it was like, so,

534
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:06,480
Speaker 2: what you're describing sounds like a flea bite and I

535
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:10,000
Speaker 2: hadn't mentioned flea bites in the voice like message to her,

536
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:12,320
Speaker 2: and she basically told me not to waste my time

537
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,239
Speaker 2: coming to her, cause she was like, unless you have

538
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:18,800
Speaker 2: itchiness between your fucking toes and like between your fingers

539
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:21,960
Speaker 2: and on your wrists, you don't have scabies. It sounds

540
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,720
Speaker 2: like you were probably somewhere where there was fleas And

541
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,200
Speaker 2: I literally was. I was upset. But then the other

542
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:29,200
Speaker 2: day in New York, I got bit by a mosquito

543
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:31,920
Speaker 2: three times on my leg, and it reignited my fear

544
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:34,879
Speaker 2: of scabies, even though they are mosquito bites. But yeah, like,

545
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 2: I don't know why my new lingering thing is I

546
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,880
Speaker 2: think I'm meant to get scabies in my lifetime.

547
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:44,200
Speaker 1: Well, you'd be surprised, because when we were talking about

548
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:49,280
Speaker 1: scabies with people, like more often than you'd think, they'd

549
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 1: just like admit that they had scabies at some point

550
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,720
Speaker 1: in their life. And it's like a deep, dark secret,

551
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:58,199
Speaker 1: like a taboo secret that everybody keeps. But like, like

552
00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:00,879
Speaker 1: I met like five people in the last week that

553
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,400
Speaker 1: have had scabies, which is.

554
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:04,480
Speaker 2: What ignited my fear, because I was like, that means

555
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:07,119
Speaker 2: you bitches are just normal people and you get fucking scabies.

556
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:09,920
Speaker 1: Like I don't want that, Like no, literally, It's.

557
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:11,240
Speaker 2: Kind of like how when I was younger, I was

558
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:14,119
Speaker 2: convinced I was gonna like die from chicken pox. My

559
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 2: new thing is scabies.

560
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:18,879
Speaker 1: Did you hear the water? Yeah, it's tripping on me.

561
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:21,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look up and it's gonna go directly into

562
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 1: my eyeball. I'm gonna get it busy, I'm gonna get

563
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:25,600
Speaker 1: walking around New York.

564
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:28,080
Speaker 2: I'm scared that like an ac is gonna trip into

565
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:29,399
Speaker 2: my eyeball and I'm gonna go blind.

566
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 1: Oh.

567
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 2: Also, on the flight back home, I used the bathroom

568
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 2: and I felt like my pants had dragged on the

569
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:37,679
Speaker 2: floor in the bathroom, and then I touched my pants

570
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:40,160
Speaker 2: at one point, and I was convinced my hands were

571
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,360
Speaker 2: covered in germs and that I was gonna get pink

572
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,159
Speaker 2: iy if I touched my face. But I couldn't go

573
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:46,240
Speaker 2: back to the bathroom because I was like I had

574
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,320
Speaker 2: to scooch past people to go to the bathroom, so

575
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 2: instead I just sat there panicking for like an hour

576
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:52,680
Speaker 2: that I was gonna get pink eye and my eyes

577
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:54,880
Speaker 2: were itching so bad. So I started using my sleeves

578
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 2: and then I scratched my cornea with my sleeve and

579
00:27:57,359 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 2: then I knocked out for two hours.

580
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:00,400
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

581
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:05,440
Speaker 2: So that's where my mental state is, uh right.

582
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:09,199
Speaker 1: Uh So the Hawktua girl, do you actually not know her?

583
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 2: I haven't seen it. I said so much that, but

584
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:13,160
Speaker 2: I just thought it was like, oh.

585
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:16,239
Speaker 1: Okay, it's busted. But basically this is my take on it.

586
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 1: So the Hawk Tour Girl is the girl that like

587
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 1: was being interviewed Da da da da da, and like

588
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:25,720
Speaker 1: they asked her about giving head and she said, you

589
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:27,919
Speaker 1: got a hawk tool on that thing, like and she

590
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 1: said that, and then everybody like thought that was the

591
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 1: funniest thing in the world. So they like started like

592
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 1: trying to find her like incessantly, like invading her privacy.

593
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 2: Oh it's like one of those drunk hawk.

594
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:42,239
Speaker 1: Dudes on that night, Yeah exactly, And so like they

595
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 1: couldn't find her. Well, eventually she showed up at the

596
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:50,320
Speaker 1: barstool offices and did like an interview, and when she

597
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 1: pulled up, she had like a team of like ten

598
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 1: people around her, like a whole lass camera crew following her,

599
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 1: like big ass like red as dead cameras or whatever

600
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:01,720
Speaker 1: the fuck they're called, like just following her around and shit,

601
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:06,560
Speaker 1: and like like everybody was like seeing that, and they

602
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:09,200
Speaker 1: were like, bitch, like don't get comfortable, like you're not

603
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,400
Speaker 1: gonna be famous, Like we're not making you famous, Like

604
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:13,080
Speaker 1: you're not gonna have a career. We're not letting you

605
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 1: have a career. And they were just like making fun

606
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 1: of her for like taking a shot at fame, like, bitch,

607
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:22,920
Speaker 1: I swear she was working a factory job. So anybody

608
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 1: in their right fucking mind who has to make their

609
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 1: job for their fifteen minutes of fame, even if it

610
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 1: meant like being made fun of, Like but at least

611
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,240
Speaker 1: they're not working a factory job. So that's my take

612
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:41,160
Speaker 1: on it. Granted, she is like a little like she's funny,

613
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 1: she's really silly, but yeah, I uh don't think the

614
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 1: hatred towards her is deserving. I mean, even though it's ridiculous.

615
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,760
Speaker 2: That's like classic internet shit. It's like when they made

616
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:55,720
Speaker 2: what's his nuts the yodeling kid in fucking Walmart famous,

617
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 2: and then for some reason it became so popular of

618
00:29:58,080 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 2: a thing to like bully the fuck out of him

619
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 2: even though he was a gitchig. And now he went

620
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:02,959
Speaker 2: on stage with Lana Delray.

621
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 1: So Alana has her pulse, she has her fucking pulse,

622
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 1: her finger on the pulse. Yeah, she has her finger,

623
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 1: she has her fucking pulse. Yeah. No, she has her

624
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 1: finger on the pulse, and she knows exactly what y'all

625
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:18,440
Speaker 1: don't want to see, and she'll do it anyways because

626
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 1: no one can control my queen. And that's the real

627
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:23,680
Speaker 1: tea shout out, Lana del Rey, I love you. You

628
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:24,680
Speaker 1: saved my life.

629
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:26,200
Speaker 2: Woman crushed Wednesday.

630
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 1: Uh, Glana is so beautiful.

631
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:33,400
Speaker 2: Well, I had a thought that was like very immature,

632
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:37,560
Speaker 2: but the other day I got seriously sad, like actually

633
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 2: upset at the fact that I won't be a young

634
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 2: turned crazy girl in the year twenty sixty nine. By

635
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,720
Speaker 2: twenty sixty nine, I will be seventy fucking years old,

636
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:51,080
Speaker 2: leather skinned, and that makes me so sad, Like that

637
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 2: makes me really sad for some reason, And I'm so

638
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:56,920
Speaker 2: jealous because there's gonna be some like twenty three year

639
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 2: olds who are posting from from their brain like neural

640
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:05,600
Speaker 2: link on ig making jokes about the year twenty sixty nine,

641
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 2: and then there's gonna be kids who get to get

642
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 2: highest fuck on four to twenty sixty nine.

643
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:13,240
Speaker 1: But it's gonna be space Ganja. But like the craziest,

644
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 1: the craziest fucking thing is by then, like we'll be

645
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 1: able to reverse age. If they truly want, if they

646
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:22,960
Speaker 1: want to maximize profits, they would learn how to reverse

647
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,840
Speaker 1: age so we can work longer. And I have a

648
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:27,520
Speaker 1: feeling in the next twenty five thirty years we'll be

649
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:29,800
Speaker 1: able to freeze our age and we'll be.

650
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 2: Like, I don't know, because isn't there that one guy

651
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,600
Speaker 2: who he sold was it the guy who sold Venmo

652
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 2: or something?

653
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 1: It's not Vemo, but I know you're talking about that, Yeah.

654
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 2: Who's like spending all his time and money to look

655
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:40,720
Speaker 2: younger and he still looks forty something.

656
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:43,040
Speaker 1: Wait, well it might have been Venmo. Two million dollars

657
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:46,160
Speaker 1: a year is what he spends on reversing his age.

658
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:48,000
Speaker 2: It is fucking sad, bitch. What you need to do

659
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 2: is get a fucking therapist. Because you were lost.

660
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 1: It's like you never that deep. It's never ever that deep.

661
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 1: But I think for him it's not even about like

662
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 1: it's I mean, obviously it's a little bit of vanity purposes,

663
00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 1: but like truly it's just like seeing how far he

664
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:03,960
Speaker 1: can push like the human body. But science, yeah, I

665
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 1: mean it's working. Like there's like these ways to tell

666
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 1: how much you've aged, and like for every year that

667
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 1: we age, he only ages like six or seven months.

668
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,960
Speaker 2: I don't even want to live that long, Like what

669
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 2: is the point?

670
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 1: No, for real, But by then, like we'll have like

671
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 1: a pop star from Mount Olympus on Mars that like

672
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:28,320
Speaker 1: has bioluminescent skin that's like performing and outperforming all of

673
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 1: our pop girls currently.

674
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 2: I just don't know, Like I think I have like

675
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 2: the way people don't believe the Earth is round is

676
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 2: the way I have a lack of belief in technological

677
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:42,360
Speaker 2: and scientific advances, where I'm just like, we we are

678
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,360
Speaker 2: not moving as fast as we thought, like and I

679
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 2: don't think we can. But also I think I just

680
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 2: like don't see the point, like.

681
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 1: Like I think the first flight, but from the very

682
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 1: first time we flew to like landing on the moon

683
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 1: was only like thirty years or something like that.

684
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:00,720
Speaker 2: Like it was like, I don't, well, I don't believe

685
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:01,440
Speaker 2: in the moon landing.

686
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you don't. You don't believe in the moon landing.

687
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 2: I don't. That shit's fake as fuck. We could do

688
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 2: the moon landing. We should just do the moon landing

689
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:12,360
Speaker 2: on an episode. We literally could just fake the moon landing.

690
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 1: Next episode, we're faking the moon landing. Like that's a

691
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:19,200
Speaker 1: good fucking idea, Like for a show is to like, uh,

692
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 1: fake all that whatever. You know what I'm saying, that's

693
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:23,840
Speaker 1: a good idea. Bro.

694
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 2: We can't even visit the Titanic shipwreck, like you think

695
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 2: we can.

696
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,920
Speaker 1: Do all that they have though, That's the thing they

697
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 1: did it before a bunch of times.

698
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,959
Speaker 2: Was that the first time it was a commercial experience.

699
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 1: No, they've gone on commercial.

700
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 2: Damn. That would be my luck. That would be my luck.

701
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 2: I'd be like fuck it, like I'm riches.

702
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:42,760
Speaker 1: All I know is that my veins and my body

703
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:47,240
Speaker 1: and in my legs are collapsing like that fucking uh

704
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:50,360
Speaker 1: submarine collapse under the ocean from hanging. Yeah that's what

705
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 1: you get. But you're so jealous of me.

706
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:53,920
Speaker 2: You kind of deserve it.

707
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 1: You're so jealous of me. Okay, Wingstop counter fucking days.

708
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:00,120
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, like, I have beef with all these

709
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 1: fucking restaurants. Wingstop. You're canceled. Wingstop is for real canceled.

710
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding. We're canceling Wingstop right now until Okay,

711
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 1: it actually gets me so heated. Basically, it was day

712
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 1: three and a row of me ordering Wingstop. I was

713
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 1: on good fucking yeah, I was on such a good vibe.

714
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 1: I love Wingstop, y'all. It's like literally the best food

715
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 1: on this planet.

716
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:23,239
Speaker 2: I think tonight wait, actually yeah, I think I might

717
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 2: have it with rain vibe.

718
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 1: Best food on this planet earth. I ordered it for

719
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:34,759
Speaker 1: me and Josiah. It was sixty fucking dollars for two

720
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 1: people to eat redonculous, and I ordered it through the

721
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 1: Wingstop app because I was like, you know what, like

722
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,480
Speaker 1: I'll give money to the Wingstop app instead of like

723
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 1: the fucking post meatsapp or whatever. I don't know that.

724
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:48,399
Speaker 1: I don't know my thinking. I always think that there's

725
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,880
Speaker 1: like a reward system or something like, because like if

726
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,480
Speaker 1: there is a reward for ordering too much Wingstop, I'm

727
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:55,520
Speaker 1: gonna fucking get it. I literally order it like four

728
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:57,239
Speaker 1: or five times a week. It's like actual and the

729
00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:01,279
Speaker 1: actual problem. I actually can't afford it, but I ordered

730
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:01,719
Speaker 1: it for it.

731
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:03,440
Speaker 2: It is incredibly expensive.

732
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 1: I ordered it at ten fifty one for me and Josiah,

733
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:12,959
Speaker 1: and it said it was going to deliver by eleven fifteen. Well,

734
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 1: I got text saying that my driver had picked up

735
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,400
Speaker 1: my order and they're delivering it through door dash. This

736
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 1: is important. They said, my driver picked up my food

737
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 1: and was dropping it off at my house soon. And

738
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 1: I didn't get a single fucking notification that he was

739
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 1: trying to call me or nothing like, nothing like that.

740
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,760
Speaker 1: And then he just dropped the food off, took a picture,

741
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 1: sent it to me, and dipped. I couldn't get a

742
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 1: hold of him after this point because he like finished

743
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 1: the order. He dropped it off at the wrong fucking house.

744
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,439
Speaker 1: Sixty dollars of wingstop at the wrong fucking house.

745
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:47,280
Speaker 2: So much somebody literally wont to lime.

746
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 1: Up for real, because it was a good ass order.

747
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 1: It was my order. It was three tenders of lemon pepper,

748
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:57,440
Speaker 1: two mild a cheese sauce, a ranch, a coke big size,

749
00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:01,680
Speaker 1: and limon pepper fries. With extra seasoning and well done cooked.

750
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 1: Bro they came up for real.

751
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:05,359
Speaker 2: He didn't go find it.

752
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 1: No, we scoured the neighborhood. I literally went up to

753
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:11,359
Speaker 1: every single I was. I was writhing in anger because

754
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 1: I was at this point I was, I was so pissed.

755
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 1: I was like literally withdrawing from Wingstop. But Wingstop is

756
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:18,200
Speaker 1: canceled you, I'm never ordering it again. Fucked that place.

757
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:21,400
Speaker 1: But I went to every single door in the neighborhood

758
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,400
Speaker 1: looking for it. We looked like robbers and thieves. I

759
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 1: even went to the house like up the street that

760
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:30,200
Speaker 1: like shares similar numbers to us. Wasn't there. We like

761
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:32,759
Speaker 1: were on Google Maps, like looking seeing like at like

762
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:34,879
Speaker 1: to see the front door of houses, because he sent

763
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 1: me a fucking picture of where it was. He was

764
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 1: like teasing us, and so I called him. He didn't answer.

765
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 1: I called him again. He didn't fucking answer, and so

766
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 1: then I called door Dash and they like put me

767
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 1: on hold for like twenty five minutes and then got

768
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 1: back to me and they were like, well, you ordered

769
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,319
Speaker 1: it through the Wingstop app, so you have to call

770
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,800
Speaker 1: wing Stop. So I called Wingstop, but they don't have

771
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:56,319
Speaker 1: a fucking help number. So I just called the Wingstop

772
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:58,399
Speaker 1: that I ordered from, and they were like, oh, yeah,

773
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:00,359
Speaker 1: we can figure that out for you easily. And then

774
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:02,960
Speaker 1: they were like, what's your name? Gave them my name.

775
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 1: Then they put me on hold with like the most

776
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,920
Speaker 1: bunk fucking weight music ever, and then they asked me

777
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:08,479
Speaker 1: my name again.

778
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:11,280
Speaker 2: We need to update weight hold music because it's the worst.

779
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:14,759
Speaker 1: It's so be like, this is the saddest image I've

780
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 1: ever seen in my life.

781
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 2: That's also one of those like apartment complexes that dropped

782
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 2: from the sky.

783
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like that are made out of cardboard and plastic.

784
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 1: Saddest moment in my life when I saw that photo

785
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:30,319
Speaker 1: they called it. They took me off hold again, asked

786
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:31,959
Speaker 1: me my name again, and then when I was giving

787
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:33,399
Speaker 1: them my name, I was like, I can also give

788
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:35,279
Speaker 1: you the order number because like I feel like it

789
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:36,959
Speaker 1: would be easier to look up by the order number.

790
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 1: Because they were saying because I had already put a

791
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:41,120
Speaker 1: second order in to replace the wing Stop, so I

792
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 1: didn't want them to like cancel. Yeah.

793
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 2: No, I was like down, Like you wouldn't just take

794
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:46,839
Speaker 2: that as you're signed to, like I don't know order from?

795
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:50,239
Speaker 1: Like no, I was I was in a I was

796
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:51,800
Speaker 1: in a mood, but I needed that wing.

797
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:54,000
Speaker 2: Stop to So at this point, it's like midnight, Yeah.

798
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:56,240
Speaker 1: It's midnight, one hundred dollars one hundred and twenty dollars

799
00:37:56,239 --> 00:38:01,440
Speaker 1: in on Wingstop. Well, he finally comes back to me

800
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,760
Speaker 1: and I'm laying in bed at this point, like waiting

801
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:07,799
Speaker 1: on the food, and he's like, hello, Drew, and I'm like, yeah,

802
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,799
Speaker 1: what's up. He fucking hangs up on me after being

803
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 1: on hold for thirty minutes. Wings Stop, You're fucking over.

804
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:17,839
Speaker 1: Because they also don't have like like a way for

805
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,960
Speaker 1: me to get refunds back online. So I had the email,

806
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,200
Speaker 1: this fucking email, and I blew that shit up by

807
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:26,279
Speaker 1: I sent them like literally forty five emails like being

808
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:29,120
Speaker 1: like they fucking hung up on me, like they delivered

809
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 1: my food to the wrong place, Like I want my

810
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,840
Speaker 1: fucking money back. Like I was like writhing in anger

811
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:38,640
Speaker 1: and they still had email me back. What Wingstop?

812
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, but Spirits you got it again.

813
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 1: I got it the same night, and then I got

814
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:46,759
Speaker 1: it the next day. I'm not kidding y'all. Like it's

815
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:50,400
Speaker 1: it's the only thing that's keeping me alive, and if anything,

816
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:51,600
Speaker 1: the only thing.

817
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, you need to get rid of that.

818
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:59,800
Speaker 1: No, no, no one needs none. My organs are hellas strong,

819
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 1: like they're actually really good.

820
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:04,640
Speaker 2: Did imagine like being on your deathbed because your liver

821
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:08,279
Speaker 2: is failing and they bring in Drew Philip, my covered line,

822
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:09,879
Speaker 2: your fucking cooked.

823
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:13,480
Speaker 1: My talkie's and Wingstop ranch inflated livery coke. Yeah, no,

824
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 1: it's fucking cooked bro for them. But the only way

825
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:21,040
Speaker 1: Wingstop can make this right, and I'm being genuine here,

826
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:24,279
Speaker 1: is if they give me the Wingstop Black card so

827
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:26,400
Speaker 1: I can have ringed for the rest of my life.

828
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 2: For you. Literally, no one listening.

829
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:35,000
Speaker 1: Just wait, just wait, when we all lock arms and

830
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:38,400
Speaker 1: we take a stand, all how many of our listeners?

831
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,279
Speaker 1: We have three hundred thousand and a half a million of.

832
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:42,920
Speaker 2: Us that are this video gets like two hundred.

833
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 1: Wait, Wingstop will have to be forced to give me

834
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:47,279
Speaker 1: your black card.

835
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 2: It's their hands. Yeah, so you think the way to

836
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:52,280
Speaker 2: make this company like you is to shame them into.

837
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:55,279
Speaker 1: Likes exactly exactly because they obviously did not give a

838
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 1: fuck about me when they didn't give me my money back.

839
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 1: Because sixty dollars that's life changing money to a lot

840
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 1: of people, especially me, because I would use that to

841
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 1: buy two more orders of wing stuff. They're getting the

842
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,279
Speaker 1: money either way. Just give me my fucking money back, bro,

843
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 1: like for real, like it's pizzing me off, Like give

844
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,520
Speaker 1: me my fucking mon honestly.

845
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:14,399
Speaker 2: Respect, respect, and I think you should stand for what

846
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:16,680
Speaker 2: you believe in. And I'm glad that's where you put

847
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:20,719
Speaker 2: your foot down. It's for your wingstop. Well, I have

848
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 2: exciting news. I'm waiting on this video to be sent

849
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:25,799
Speaker 2: to me. But when I was in New York, I

850
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 2: was at a restaurant and we were eating on the sidewalk.

851
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 1: No you weren't, No, we were.

852
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:32,680
Speaker 2: We couldn't find a table and we were just we

853
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:35,279
Speaker 2: put our food on the sidewalk like it was fucking up.

854
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:36,920
Speaker 2: And it was after it rained.

855
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 1: So all the all the oil and the human feet use.

856
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:43,560
Speaker 2: If you wear sandals in New York, you were going

857
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 2: to jail.

858
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:46,520
Speaker 1: But yeah, your toes are literally going to fall off

859
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:49,880
Speaker 1: from like fucking you have put on this. Yeah, they're

860
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:51,800
Speaker 1: the ones spreading the fucking ringworm around.

861
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:54,280
Speaker 2: And the scabies. They're coming here and giving us scabies.

862
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:59,799
Speaker 2: But we had the option to sit indoors. BA. I

863
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:01,640
Speaker 2: was like, you know what, I never sit outside at

864
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:03,920
Speaker 2: restaurants in New York. I'm gonna have that vibe. So

865
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:06,800
Speaker 2: we're sitting on the sidewalk and like eating our dinner,

866
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:08,800
Speaker 2: like me and a few friends, and this guy comes

867
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,480
Speaker 2: by and he's like, oh, I love the podcast. I

868
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:12,280
Speaker 2: was like, oh, thank you so much, and he dips.

869
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:14,360
Speaker 2: I go to the bathroom. When I come back, the

870
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:17,240
Speaker 2: same guy comes back to me and he's like, hey,

871
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 2: by the way, you prank called me with your friends once.

872
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:26,480
Speaker 2: It's somebody who works at like the so Prada and me, me,

873
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 2: you and all those big brands. When you call them,

874
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:32,360
Speaker 2: you were not calling the store. They direct you to

875
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 2: a call center. And a guy who answered the phone

876
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 2: to Josie asking the fucking.

877
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:41,320
Speaker 1: Shit in a video we have all on my phone.

878
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, he saw me in public and was like, yeah,

879
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:47,440
Speaker 2: so basically they are not allowed to hang up on you.

880
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:49,839
Speaker 2: That's why they stay on the phone with you so long.

881
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:51,799
Speaker 2: It's because a lot of those call centers are not

882
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:53,839
Speaker 2: allowed to hang up on you. And he was telling

883
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,440
Speaker 2: me that it was like it was right like he

884
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:58,920
Speaker 2: had just started working there too, so it was.

885
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:02,880
Speaker 1: Just asking him to eat and like, oh, oh my god, he's.

886
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:04,799
Speaker 2: The one who was like you want to consume them?

887
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 2: Like he was the one who said that, and like,

888
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:10,480
Speaker 2: I wish my friend my friend recorded I think it

889
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:13,239
Speaker 2: might have been Prada. My friend recorded it, so I'm

890
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:16,440
Speaker 2: waiting on him to send me the video. But he

891
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, that was me. And I like they

892
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:21,840
Speaker 2: log all those calls, by the way, which is crazy

893
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 2: because in my head I immediately was like, broh, do

894
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:24,719
Speaker 2: you know.

895
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:26,240
Speaker 1: Their policy on eating the shoes?

896
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 3: Do you mean consuming the speakers?

897
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 2: Yes, we'll find it. Yeah, we'll find it because we

898
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:45,759
Speaker 2: have way too many videos. But he was like I

899
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:49,920
Speaker 2: felt so embarrassed, like I you're shame, and I was

900
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:52,400
Speaker 2: like I am so sorry, and then he was like no, no, no.

901
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:56,040
Speaker 2: It was like really funny because they log all those

902
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 2: calls and you have to kind of report them back

903
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 2: and be like hey, like just so you know if

904
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:02,440
Speaker 2: you're looking to the calls. I got this call and

905
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 2: they aren't allowed to hang up on you and they

906
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:06,120
Speaker 2: have to just stay on the phone until you hang up.

907
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:07,920
Speaker 2: And it was one of the calls that he said

908
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 2: like Josie or one of us started laughing, so we

909
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:13,759
Speaker 2: hung up, so it wasn't like a long call, but

910
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 2: he could we like start laughing after him, He was like,

911
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 2: you want me to consume? You want to consume the shoes?

912
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:20,360
Speaker 1: Did him know it was us or did he find

913
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 1: out after the podcast?

914
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 2: He I don't think he knew it was us when

915
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:26,399
Speaker 2: we called, but I think he saw the episode where

916
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,799
Speaker 2: we were talking about it and he was like, no,

917
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 2: it was really funny. And I got so embarrassed. I

918
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:32,600
Speaker 2: was like, I am literally so sorry. Like we talk

919
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:35,319
Speaker 2: about the Mora dilemma of like prank calling all the time,

920
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 2: like I always feel bad like whatever, like to like

921
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:39,960
Speaker 2: back up and be like I'm so sorry. But he

922
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,880
Speaker 2: thought it was funny, and I was like, I'm so

923
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,400
Speaker 2: glad he thought it was funny. He was like, yeah, no,

924
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:45,840
Speaker 2: it's really funny because we usually just get mundane, like

925
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:47,920
Speaker 2: regular calls because it's like.

926
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 1: Okay, stories kind of tea like it like takes them

927
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:53,880
Speaker 1: out of their workday a little bit and like makes them.

928
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:58,960
Speaker 2: We're like, yeah, no, we're good. That is that video.

929
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 2: But yeah, my friend reported the interaction and shout out

930
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,479
Speaker 2: to him. I don't I don't remember getting his name,

931
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 2: but shout out to you. You're fucking awesome, You're champ.

932
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 2: But it was cracking me up because I was like, Okay,

933
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:13,280
Speaker 2: maybe I need to chill because those are literally brands

934
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 2: I love and like to work with, and me just be.

935
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:19,319
Speaker 1: Like, okay, we eat the shoes, like, but bankfully you're

936
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:20,200
Speaker 1: clean of that that.

937
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:22,719
Speaker 2: I've never called me me you if you're listening, I

938
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:25,320
Speaker 2: have never called to eat your shoes. I have your shoes.

939
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 2: Would No, I'm saying, like I purchased the shoes, and

940
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 2: when you guys give me the shoes, I'm so thankful

941
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:32,359
Speaker 2: that I eat them.

942
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they taste like hell, like if any brand

943
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 1: has good tasting shoes. Shoes are so young Memu shoes go,

944
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:43,080
Speaker 1: especially with the little Wingstop ranch. Thank you a little

945
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:45,200
Speaker 1: Wingstop Ranch, Like I'm telling you.

946
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:48,920
Speaker 2: Right now, Like, but yeah, that was my awesome.

947
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:51,799
Speaker 1: That is like one of the greatest things I've ever

948
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:53,719
Speaker 1: fucking heard. I never thought that.

949
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 2: Would never get back to us.

950
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:55,799
Speaker 3: I was.

951
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:58,759
Speaker 2: I was so shocked, especially because it was the same

952
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:01,160
Speaker 2: guy who came back early, and I was like in

953
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:03,120
Speaker 2: my head when he first passed, I did obviously think

954
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:04,719
Speaker 2: anything of it, and then when he came back, I

955
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:06,719
Speaker 2: was like, oh, I wonder if like he wants a

956
00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 2: picture or something. Because he was with a girl, and

957
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I wonder if they want a

958
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:11,759
Speaker 2: picture or something. But then he was like, I just

959
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 2: thought I needed to tell you, and I was gonna

960
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:15,920
Speaker 2: tell you earlier, but I was like, too embarrassed to

961
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:21,000
Speaker 2: tell you. But yeah, you guys called me and you asked,

962
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,759
Speaker 2: So thank you for letting us know. We won't be

963
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 2: calling luxury department stores anymore because I feel bad that

964
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 2: they can't hang up. And then it had me thinking.

965
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:31,319
Speaker 2: I was like, I wonder if the car salesman can

966
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 2: hang up. But I still stand by car salesman being

967
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:37,280
Speaker 2: very predatory, and that's because I also grew up watching Matilda.

968
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 2: So car salesman have a bad.

969
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:43,440
Speaker 1: It's honey, Like I want miss Honey.

970
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:48,160
Speaker 2: I want Missy, I want fuck what's her name from Alien?

971
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:53,279
Speaker 1: Like the movie Alien? Yeah, what is her name? Bruh?

972
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:55,960
Speaker 2: I was just saying her name the other day, says

973
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:57,319
Speaker 2: watching it whatever.

974
00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:05,800
Speaker 1: Ripley, Oh my god, she's so mother. But well, bouncing

975
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:06,400
Speaker 1: off of.

976
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 2: That, oh wait, but I do have to clarify not

977
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:12,759
Speaker 2: in a lesbian yeah, yeah, not in a gay way.

978
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:14,759
Speaker 2: I've come to tell mine is.

979
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:16,600
Speaker 1: In a very straight way because I'm a straight man.

980
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:19,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, mine is in like a girl crush, like ERG

981
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:22,640
Speaker 2: want to be you. You're so kind because I've taken

982
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:26,080
Speaker 2: some time to myself and I've decided that being bisexual

983
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 2: isn't real and I'm straight.

984
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:32,120
Speaker 1: Period, So I mean we've we've been known that, like

985
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 1: I would not let a person like that in my life.

986
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:40,000
Speaker 1: But bouncing off of eating shoes mew meal call person.

987
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:43,399
Speaker 1: I didn't tell you this because I did not want

988
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 1: you to be jealous at all. And I didn't even

989
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 1: end up going because like it was just like it was.

990
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:54,279
Speaker 1: I had other like obligations, but bruh, I like was

991
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:58,040
Speaker 1: supposed to be at the White Party. I was supposed

992
00:46:58,040 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 1: to be there. I got invited.

993
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 2: I'm not jealous.

994
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:05,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, like the Illuminati invited me, and I was supposed

995
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 1: to be there like hanging out with like Drew Ski

996
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:11,040
Speaker 1: and Drake and shit. But like I decided ultimately like

997
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:12,840
Speaker 1: that wasn't my vibe. I was like, yeah, I was

998
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:16,879
Speaker 1: like more on like a like like a chill vibe,

999
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 1: like go ride the water slide vibe.

1000
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:21,239
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean you were back in La though, so

1001
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:22,920
Speaker 2: I don't understand how you would have made it.

1002
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 1: They were gonna call me a helicopter across America was

1003
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:30,600
Speaker 1: gonna I was gonna chopper across How long would that take?

1004
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:34,240
Speaker 1: Like literally eighty years? Like literally I'd be four hundred

1005
00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 1: and eight years old by the end of that if

1006
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:38,680
Speaker 1: it didn't fucking crash brun. Yeah, I was gonna go.

1007
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:41,719
Speaker 1: But it's not my vibe. It really isn't my vibe. Like,

1008
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:42,879
Speaker 1: I don't fuck with that shit for real?

1009
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:45,640
Speaker 2: Did you see that? Kendrick dropped his Not Like Us

1010
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:48,000
Speaker 2: video during it and was wearing all white in the video.

1011
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:50,960
Speaker 1: So crazy, so good. He's like he's got the mind

1012
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,399
Speaker 1: of a mastermind for real.

1013
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 2: That is like, if there's anything to be learned, it's

1014
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:56,680
Speaker 2: just like.

1015
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 1: Balls in your mouth, challengeinge, like butt sex and stuff.

1016
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 2: Like My take on my whole situation is from the

1017
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:08,600
Speaker 2: very beginning. If you have a dish track that's made

1018
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:12,879
Speaker 2: about you and it's playing at fucking parties, you go home,

1019
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:17,920
Speaker 2: don't go out, you you just stay stay Why especially

1020
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:19,920
Speaker 2: when you already know you're gonna lose, especially when you're

1021
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 2: a billionaire like bab I know you had no reason

1022
00:48:22,719 --> 00:48:23,239
Speaker 2: to do all that.

1023
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:26,200
Speaker 1: Just chill like you can in twenty years when this

1024
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:27,359
Speaker 1: blows over, like.

1025
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 2: You can you can show your face again.

1026
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:30,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, like just chill out. You're good, You're good.

1027
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:31,600
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

1028
00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:37,200
Speaker 1: But yeah, I can't believe Kendrick didn't like hit me

1029
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:39,400
Speaker 1: up or hit me up to like give him some

1030
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 1: insight about like our situation with like Kanye and Drake backstage,

1031
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:44,359
Speaker 1: like them doing s with me or whatever.

1032
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:45,359
Speaker 2: It's because that's a lie.

1033
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 1: So yeah, I know it's not.

1034
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 2: It's it's a very real I mean you were quick

1035
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:49,560
Speaker 2: to say, yeah victim.

1036
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:52,840
Speaker 1: Blaming, Okay, cool, Right, I want to eat a fucking minion,

1037
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:55,200
Speaker 1: so goddamn bad, I swear to God like I want

1038
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 1: to eat them.

1039
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:59,720
Speaker 2: I just like I think. I I wish I enjoyed

1040
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:03,319
Speaker 2: the Speakable Me franchise the way other people do, but

1041
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:14,960
Speaker 2: I truely stop. Also, I need to stop watching Inside

1042
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 2: Out too. I've realized it's like my Coco melon version

1043
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:19,640
Speaker 2: of therapy right now, and I need to stop watching it.

1044
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 2: I watched it basically three times, and I would watch

1045
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:23,320
Speaker 2: it again because if you want to go see it

1046
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:24,200
Speaker 2: in the theaters.

1047
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:25,759
Speaker 1: I would watch. I need to see it because we

1048
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,120
Speaker 1: started watching it with Alex and we watched the first

1049
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes. I've watched the first fifteen minutes a few

1050
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:36,799
Speaker 1: times now because the sexy dad, uh like hello, picks

1051
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 1: up another dad at the hockey game and you just

1052
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:41,680
Speaker 1: have to watch that a few times, like just like

1053
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:43,040
Speaker 1: see what it's like to be a man, you know,

1054
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 1: like a real man. Oh yeah yeah, camaraderie, Yeah exactly,

1055
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 1: really man tapping each other on the butts like when

1056
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:52,000
Speaker 1: you're walking by, like congratulating them. I looked up. No,

1057
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:53,839
Speaker 1: I looked that up. I was like, where the fuck

1058
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 1: did that come from? Because that is so homo erotic

1059
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:59,000
Speaker 1: and weird. Because I watched Lebron James walk past Cooper

1060
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 1: Flag and like him on his butt, which is also

1061
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:04,920
Speaker 1: suspect because Cooper Flag is seventeen years old. Shout out

1062
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:07,959
Speaker 1: Cooper Flag, though, like you're doing big things, like for real,

1063
00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 1: like I've been seeing you on the USA Select team

1064
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:13,000
Speaker 1: like I've been bullish. Okay, this is my claim to fame.

1065
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:15,479
Speaker 1: I've been bullish on Cooper Flag since twenty twenty two.

1066
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:18,520
Speaker 1: I'm not even fucking playing like like bullish, like a

1067
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:20,920
Speaker 1: bull market, like going up like I've been. I've been

1068
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:25,640
Speaker 1: calling his rise not demiseed since twenty twenty two. I

1069
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:28,240
Speaker 1: fucked probably earlier than that, because that's like the earliest

1070
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:31,399
Speaker 1: I texted about him. But he is the truth, I'm

1071
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:34,400
Speaker 1: telling y'all, like he really is the truth. He's the goat,

1072
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 1: like he's gonna like he's gonna do big things in

1073
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:39,000
Speaker 1: the league. I think he's not gonna have like the

1074
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:42,600
Speaker 1: most amazing, like mind blowing season at Duke this year,

1075
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:45,000
Speaker 1: but I will be tuning into every fucking Duke game

1076
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,799
Speaker 1: I did last year because of Jared McCain. That is

1077
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:48,800
Speaker 1: my man, Like I don't give a fuck what anybody says,

1078
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:50,879
Speaker 1: Like I will ride and die for Jarre McCain. He's

1079
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:52,920
Speaker 1: the dude that paints his nails because he's like truly

1080
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:57,080
Speaker 1: authentically himself and not enough people are themselves in the league.

1081
00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 1: And that's the tea. And he had his firs Summer

1082
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:01,759
Speaker 1: League game a couple day yars Ago watched that he

1083
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:04,040
Speaker 1: tore he ate down. He's mother goose.

1084
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:06,839
Speaker 2: But I didn't reply to my therapist.

1085
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:09,839
Speaker 1: Oh shit, she's gonna got you, bro, No, she loves me.

1086
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 1: What were we talking about Minonzo? Oh inside out? I

1087
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:14,960
Speaker 1: would love to go see it. And when Enya was

1088
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,640
Speaker 1: saying all that shit about it being like like one

1089
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:19,919
Speaker 1: of the best movies ever made. I was like, yeah, right.

1090
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:23,160
Speaker 1: I watched the first like thirty minutes of like a

1091
00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:26,720
Speaker 1: recording of the screen on an iPhone with really shitty audio,

1092
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 1: and I was like like gooped and gagged, Like I

1093
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 1: was like, oh, this is like this is a good movie.

1094
00:51:33,239 --> 00:51:34,960
Speaker 1: Like this is I genuinely.

1095
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 2: Believe it's made for adults. I do not think it's

1096
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:38,919
Speaker 2: made for kids. I don't think any funky ass kid

1097
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:41,279
Speaker 2: is going into the movie theaters and understanding by any

1098
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:44,440
Speaker 2: means what the fuck is happening. But it's so good. Also,

1099
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:49,440
Speaker 2: they casted Aya and Uma so perfectly like for the

1100
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:52,440
Speaker 2: like the characters they voice acted, like the whole thing

1101
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:53,120
Speaker 2: is just so good.

1102
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like you weren't joking. So we had to turn

1103
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:57,040
Speaker 1: it off because I was like, I want to see

1104
00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 1: this in theater for real, for real, because it's like

1105
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:01,919
Speaker 1: it's just a good movie, Like it really is such

1106
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:03,840
Speaker 1: a feel good movie. Also, I found out that it

1107
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 1: already made a billion dollars, which is fucking crazy.

1108
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 2: Like I haven't seen a percentage of that.

1109
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:13,160
Speaker 1: Why would you ever deserve a percentage of incause it's

1110
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:16,360
Speaker 1: based on me? Yeah, because you're fucking crazy.

1111
00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:17,760
Speaker 2: I'm so fucking crazy.

1112
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:20,440
Speaker 1: I'm so fucking crazy. Everything I do with so fucking crazy.

1113
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:23,560
Speaker 2: The other day that like our thing used to be

1114
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:26,000
Speaker 2: like your mama, your mama, and now our thing is

1115
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:28,600
Speaker 2: I'm so crazy. I'm so fucking crazy.

1116
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:33,960
Speaker 1: I forgot. I totally forgot about this. On the way

1117
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:37,960
Speaker 1: home from Rain's house morning after fourth of July, I

1118
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:41,560
Speaker 1: got into an uber ride home. I was her first

1119
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:45,240
Speaker 1: ride ever, and she almost fucking killed me. I'm not kidding.

1120
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:47,480
Speaker 1: She almost killed me, and I have a video of it,

1121
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 1: like three cars almost just she stopped in the like

1122
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:52,640
Speaker 1: you know when you like turn off and or you

1123
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:55,279
Speaker 1: can go straight and there's that little triangle there like

1124
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:59,239
Speaker 1: on the freeway. She stopped there because she didn't know

1125
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:01,480
Speaker 1: which way to go, like her GPS like she couldn't

1126
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:03,160
Speaker 1: read it. And I was like, no, you go straight.

1127
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:04,719
Speaker 1: I've been on this road a million times. Go straight.

1128
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:06,200
Speaker 1: And she was like turn off and I was like, no,

1129
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:08,440
Speaker 1: go straight. She's like okay, I'll turn off like LA

1130
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:09,719
Speaker 1: is that way and I was like no, I'm not

1131
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:12,480
Speaker 1: going to downtown LA. I'm going straight, Like please go straight,

1132
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:14,800
Speaker 1: And then she freaked out and just stood like still

1133
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:18,600
Speaker 1: in the middle of the road. Granted, I was telling

1134
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:21,000
Speaker 1: her the way that the GPS was telling her to go.

1135
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:23,400
Speaker 1: I don't know why she wanted to go to La downtown.

1136
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:26,200
Speaker 1: La is so bad, But do you want to take

1137
00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:30,040
Speaker 1: you to Santia li In No, for real, bruh, let

1138
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:32,200
Speaker 1: me find this freaking.

1139
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:33,920
Speaker 2: We need to go to Santia Ali. We haven't been

1140
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:36,239
Speaker 2: in a minute.

1141
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:47,160
Speaker 1: So we're stopped. She starts pulling out like literally about

1142
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:50,439
Speaker 1: the fucking tie. Bruh. We were literally about to die,

1143
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:54,400
Speaker 1: and like she like it was, yeah, it was fucking scary,

1144
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:58,600
Speaker 1: but I was literally and I asked her. I was like, oh,

1145
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:00,239
Speaker 1: is this like one of your first rides? Because the

1146
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:02,160
Speaker 1: app told me it was her first ride. And I

1147
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:03,840
Speaker 1: was like, you're doing a good job. Like I was

1148
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:05,520
Speaker 1: gonna tell her she was doing a good job, and

1149
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:08,439
Speaker 1: she was like, no, this is not I've been doing

1150
00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 1: this for years. And I was like, it really doesn't

1151
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:12,560
Speaker 1: seem like it. Because she was also asking me how

1152
00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:14,560
Speaker 1: to drive, Like she was like, do I turn my

1153
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:17,040
Speaker 1: bline girl now? And I was like yes, Like you're

1154
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:19,319
Speaker 1: turning a blinker on now, bro, Like what are we doing?

1155
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:21,000
Speaker 2: Like dude, she was probably sixteen.

1156
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:25,759
Speaker 1: She was like forty in her late fifties, like she

1157
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:27,840
Speaker 1: was old as fuck, but she was such a sweetheart.

1158
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:31,520
Speaker 1: Shout out her, like saved my life but also put

1159
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 1: my life into my arm.

1160
00:54:32,719 --> 00:54:35,040
Speaker 2: Hurts. I need to go to the hospital, I think.

1161
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:43,600
Speaker 1: Okay, Charlie's sending us a cease and desist, bro. Bro.

1162
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:47,000
Speaker 1: Charlie's like she hates us, Bro. She like really doesn't

1163
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,440
Speaker 1: fuck with us, Like Andya tipped her tiara a little bit,

1164
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:50,040
Speaker 1: and like.

1165
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:51,839
Speaker 2: Don't say all that. I don't believe that.

1166
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:54,279
Speaker 1: Enya's was telling me. She was telling me all about it.

1167
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:56,279
Speaker 1: She was like, yeah, the Charlie version just isn't as

1168
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:56,959
Speaker 1: good as mine.

1169
00:54:57,160 --> 00:55:01,360
Speaker 2: Like, no, I don't understand why people like the version

1170
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:06,319
Speaker 2: I did so much, Like it's so stupid, and it

1171
00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:09,800
Speaker 2: like embarrasses me. It's embarrassing. Everything is everything?

1172
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:14,120
Speaker 1: Wait, everything literally is your mama, your mama, your mama,

1173
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:15,160
Speaker 1: Your mama is embarrassed.

1174
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:16,040
Speaker 2: I'm embarrassed.

1175
00:55:16,239 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 1: Your mama is embarrassed.

1176
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:19,719
Speaker 2: Well, Charlie, you hear this. I would love to get

1177
00:55:19,719 --> 00:55:22,080
Speaker 2: on a remix. Please please, please please please. You don't

1178
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:22,520
Speaker 2: have to pay me.

1179
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:25,520
Speaker 1: I just show me to me. Rachel.

1180
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:28,279
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I'm gonna get into media before.

1181
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:29,680
Speaker 1: We do that? Can I do stand up? But I

1182
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:31,319
Speaker 1: have to get in the harness for you, don't. I

1183
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:35,720
Speaker 1: have to get in the fucking harness, bro please, fine,

1184
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:37,960
Speaker 1: we paid for it, might as well thank you.

1185
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:41,280
Speaker 2: It's like not even ready, there's no cue.

1186
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:51,560
Speaker 1: Like okay, we've all seen the Hawk tour girl, right,

1187
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:55,520
Speaker 1: she's so crazy. Uh she needs to get like a

1188
00:55:55,560 --> 00:56:01,000
Speaker 1: bird in hawk and fly to uh to uh la

1189
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:03,720
Speaker 1: and pursue a social media career like bad baby.

1190
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:08,480
Speaker 2: That was like the most mouthful of like nonsense jargon

1191
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:09,320
Speaker 2: I've ever heard.

1192
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:12,279
Speaker 1: I'm tired of people asking me if I'm an introvert

1193
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:18,160
Speaker 1: or extrovert. Bitch, I'm a pervert. All I can think

1194
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:21,640
Speaker 1: about is that poop river in pairs. Everybody's going upstream

1195
00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:24,480
Speaker 1: to drop logs in the river. As the president swims across.

1196
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:26,759
Speaker 1: All I'm thinking is I want to swim in that

1197
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:32,359
Speaker 1: river that day. NYC is so crazy. It's like a

1198
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:34,640
Speaker 1: concrete everywhere. Alicia Keys wasn't lying.

1199
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:38,719
Speaker 2: It's like a concrete everywhere.

1200
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:48,200
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, let me why are people beating their meat?

1201
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:51,319
Speaker 1: You should be caressing it centrally instead of hitting it

1202
00:56:56,120 --> 00:57:02,279
Speaker 1: the water dripping. Oh wait, this is a good one. Wait,

1203
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:04,399
Speaker 1: I wrote this one without even thinking about that. People

1204
00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:07,680
Speaker 1: are always telling me to hang in there. Actually, this

1205
00:57:07,719 --> 00:57:08,560
Speaker 1: one's really dark.

1206
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:11,800
Speaker 2: What is it? I thought it was gonna be a

1207
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:13,440
Speaker 2: joke because you're like floating.

1208
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 1: Why did people want to see me hanging myself? Oh yeah,

1209
00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:25,920
Speaker 1: there'st traps more like dehydration free what you are not drinking?

1210
00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:29,240
Speaker 1: Eating left water troplet.

1211
00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:35,640
Speaker 2: I've said this for like four years in a row now,

1212
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:37,720
Speaker 2: but sometimes when you talk you feel like an uncle

1213
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:38,520
Speaker 2: of mine. Who got him?

1214
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:42,800
Speaker 1: I know it's really early. Okay, this is the last one.

1215
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:45,120
Speaker 1: When I see someone having fun without me, I want

1216
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:45,640
Speaker 1: to kill them.

1217
00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:50,320
Speaker 2: Wha is that?

1218
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:50,520
Speaker 1: Like?

1219
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:51,560
Speaker 2: Is that a joke?

1220
00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:56,400
Speaker 1: Yeah? It's like stand up broll you know, it's it's

1221
00:57:56,560 --> 00:58:02,600
Speaker 1: float in the air brou Are you all all right? No,

1222
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:05,240
Speaker 1: you're all all left?

1223
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:08,520
Speaker 2: Okay, I think that's take that fucking spot life off

1224
00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:08,760
Speaker 2: of it.

1225
00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:09,440
Speaker 1: He's freeing.

1226
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:16,960
Speaker 2: Yeah nope, A right, Roy Roy Well, I was lit.

1227
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:18,280
Speaker 1: No, that was a good one.

1228
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:21,800
Speaker 2: No it wasn't. That was Your stand up is getting

1229
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:25,280
Speaker 2: progressively like scarier and scarier, and I feel like you're

1230
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:26,800
Speaker 2: doing this thing where you go to write down a

1231
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:28,640
Speaker 2: joke and you're trying to like hurry up and finish

1232
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:30,640
Speaker 2: typing it before you forget it, and you forget like

1233
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:32,760
Speaker 2: eighteen words in between each sentence on.

1234
00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:35,920
Speaker 1: The couch last night, and yeah, I like it, really

1235
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,360
Speaker 1: like it ruined my mood, like trying to write those

1236
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:41,120
Speaker 1: jokes because I was writing them like last night at

1237
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:43,320
Speaker 1: like midnight and we were trying to watch Love Island

1238
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:46,280
Speaker 1: or whatever that shows. Yeah, I couldn't get into it.

1239
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:48,480
Speaker 2: I couldn't get into it. I'm gonna try again tonight,

1240
00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:50,320
Speaker 2: but I just couldn't get into it.

1241
00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:53,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like we're thinking, like by episode three, like

1242
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:56,200
Speaker 1: the tea will be spilled, but we'll see.

1243
00:58:56,920 --> 00:59:00,360
Speaker 2: I watched Inside Out Too again. I watch A Man

1244
00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:04,000
Speaker 2: on the Moon, which was really good, and I watched

1245
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:09,520
Speaker 2: Love Lies Bleeding, which was really fucking good. I'm just

1246
00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:10,880
Speaker 2: like confused.

1247
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:21,360
Speaker 1: That's a oh uh girl, so confusing. Oh my god, confused.

1248
00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:22,160
Speaker 1: And then my.

1249
00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:30,320
Speaker 2: Media for listening is Whisper by Martin rev Nice Mover

1250
00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:36,240
Speaker 2: by Gina X, Performance This Eve of Parting by John Hartford.

1251
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:41,640
Speaker 2: And I did not know that Arctic Monkey's song I

1252
00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:46,320
Speaker 2: Want to Be Yours is a cover it literally, or

1253
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:49,160
Speaker 2: at least I think it is, by John Cooper Clark.

1254
00:59:49,160 --> 00:59:50,040
Speaker 2: I've been listening.

1255
00:59:49,720 --> 01:00:03,800
Speaker 1: To my media is Advanced Falconry, Mutual Benefit. It's over

1256
01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:09,560
Speaker 1: or orbitson in my room. The Langley School Music Project, y'all,

1257
01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:14,480
Speaker 1: that's the fucking sauce Langley School Music Project, best children's

1258
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:18,800
Speaker 1: choir covers of all time, putting y'all on total darkness

1259
01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:23,560
Speaker 1: RP boo and then wait to have a story these

1260
01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:27,840
Speaker 1: words in Natasha Beddingfield. Did I tell you there was

1261
01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:31,680
Speaker 1: a at that Mark show. There was this beautiful woman

1262
01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:35,880
Speaker 1: just like kind of running around, like sitting down, and

1263
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:37,840
Speaker 1: she pulled me aside and she was like, hey, can

1264
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:39,919
Speaker 1: we get a picture together? Like our outfits really match

1265
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:41,280
Speaker 1: like well. And I was like, yeah, of course, Like

1266
01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:43,160
Speaker 1: let's do it, but I have to do this interview first,

1267
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:45,120
Speaker 1: And then like we were walking over to the interview

1268
01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:46,720
Speaker 1: and then she like grabbed me again and she was like,

1269
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:47,880
Speaker 1: let's do it, and I was like, yeah, we can

1270
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:49,440
Speaker 1: do it now, let's just do it now. So we

1271
01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:53,000
Speaker 1: started taking pictures with her. I didn't know until after

1272
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:56,520
Speaker 1: that it was fucking Natasha betting Field. I got like

1273
01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:58,680
Speaker 1: a bird and all that a way.

1274
01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:00,960
Speaker 2: Girl, She like I wanted to take a picture with

1275
01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:02,760
Speaker 2: you know, what's crazy is I used to call the

1276
01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:03,760
Speaker 2: radio station.

1277
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:06,120
Speaker 1: To play that song, and like radio is dead too,

1278
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:07,560
Speaker 1: Like that's the real ty of it all.

1279
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:10,200
Speaker 2: Do people still call into radio stations to play songs

1280
01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:11,520
Speaker 2: or do they just play TikTok?

1281
01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:13,120
Speaker 1: They probably just played things.

1282
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:14,240
Speaker 2: I think they just played TikTok.

1283
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:17,160
Speaker 1: No, we got to get We should have a call

1284
01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:19,800
Speaker 1: center where yeah we'll get that. Yeah, we need to

1285
01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:22,080
Speaker 1: do that soon because I feel like maybe maybe not

1286
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:24,640
Speaker 1: like an advice call them, because advice from us like

1287
01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:26,960
Speaker 1: would literally just be like cheat on your boyfriend.

1288
01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:32,720
Speaker 2: Like I know at one of the did somebody asked

1289
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:34,880
Speaker 2: me advice and I gave the worst advice ever.

1290
01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:37,960
Speaker 1: So but no, it's like to the youngins like they

1291
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:40,280
Speaker 1: need to hear shit like that. Yeah, like it's okay to.

1292
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:42,280
Speaker 2: Cheat, It's okay to be crazy and free.

1293
01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:46,080
Speaker 1: Just kidding, just kidding, I'm just joking. I'm just joking

1294
01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:50,320
Speaker 1: and joking man like bone no, no, no, we need

1295
01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:51,560
Speaker 1: to talk about my boner real quick.

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01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:54,680
Speaker 2: Okay, no, And thank you guys so much for listening

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01:01:54,680 --> 01:01:55,520
Speaker 2: for three years.

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01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:57,320
Speaker 1: Thank you guys for real.

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01:01:57,440 --> 01:02:01,880
Speaker 2: Kind of insane. Hopefully we make it to another year.

1300
01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:03,640
Speaker 2: Who who freaking knows?

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01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:05,640
Speaker 1: I mean, my leg actually might fall.

1302
01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:07,640
Speaker 2: Off, so I can only pray for so much.

1303
01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:11,040
Speaker 1: Wow wait, actually, what if I do have a pulmonary

1304
01:02:11,040 --> 01:02:13,760
Speaker 1: invalence on I have a blah.

1305
01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:09,560
Speaker 3: Oh my god? Sure as I you.

1306
01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:23,160
Speaker 4: Say, yeah, okay, true to what did You're okay, sop,

1307
01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:24,120
Speaker 4: This isn't funny.

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01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:26,120
Speaker 2: Please, like, I just want to go to bed.

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01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:32,880
Speaker 3: If it's in the former, don't turn around. Take this

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01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:41,480
Speaker 3: the bum