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Speaker 1: One of our listeners just transferred to a new college

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Speaker 1: and told her dad that she met someone special. Her

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Speaker 1: classmate may be reaching out to call him soon. So

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Speaker 1: dad's response, why you're an adult, Well, joke's actually on him,

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Speaker 1: because her classmate really isn't all that much of an adult.

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Speaker 1: He's kind of more like a man baby, and he

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Speaker 1: needs his mama to call for him. Oh, so that's

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Speaker 1: gonna be Brooke helping with the debut of our technical director,

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Speaker 1: Ashton and his very first phone tap.

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Speaker 2: Right now phone task on the twenties.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, oh.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Sorry about that. I was just putting my son

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Speaker 2: down for a nap. Is this Sarah's dad? It is?

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Speaker 3: Who is this?

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Speaker 2: Oh great? My name's Lizabell. My friend's call me Tuggy.

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Speaker 3: Okay, what can I do for you? Why are you

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Speaker 3: calling me?

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm sure you've heard my son Whalen fancies your daughter.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry? What did she not tell you?

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Speaker 2: They met in class the other day, that little Sarah, Well, Rascal,

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Speaker 2: she should have told you that Whalen would be calling you.

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Speaker 3: Well, she told me that a boy that liked her

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Speaker 3: I asked for my number. She never told me his

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Speaker 3: name or that his mother will be that.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm calling because he's a little shy, and it's

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Speaker 2: also close to his naptime, so he gets fidgety. I mean,

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Speaker 2: you know how these what I'm not figity. My blood

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Speaker 2: sugar's just long. See you there, honey bunch. Hell listen,

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Speaker 2: I put some animal crackers in the pantry. Go and joy.

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Speaker 3: Okay, how old is your son, ma'am?

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Speaker 2: Oh, he's twenty, same as your daughter.

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Speaker 3: Wait, so your twenty year old son still takes naps

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Speaker 3: and wines for animal crackers.

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Speaker 2: That's just his way of asking.

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Speaker 3: That's a little weird for an adult anyway.

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Speaker 2: Before Waitlan and Sarah go out and fall in love

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Speaker 2: and probably get engaged.

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Speaker 3: They haven't even gone out, and I cannot imagine.

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Speaker 2: Isn't it a joy being a parent? I just love it?

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Speaker 2: Still tucking him in making his meals.

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Speaker 1: Are you still talking?

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Speaker 2: I sure, am. I'm telling him about your routine and

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Speaker 2: how I like to help you because you're my little man.

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Speaker 2: I'll go put on my lipstick, you little snaggle pussy

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Speaker 2: with legos.

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Speaker 3: I think I can probably go ahead and put an

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Speaker 3: end to this. I don't think, yeah, no way would

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Speaker 3: I ever even allow my daughter could date some weird

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Speaker 3: man childhood.

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Speaker 2: Oh he's not weird. Forty six percent of young adults

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Speaker 2: in the US still have issues at ponty time. I

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Speaker 2: read about it and the Breacher's Digest. Wow special, you

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Speaker 2: sure are, lady bug.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not trying to hear about any toilet issue.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it won't be a problem, I promise. I've already

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Speaker 2: planned out their first date. I'm thinking it's going to

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Speaker 2: be at the same arcade where I met my husband Stewart.

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Speaker 3: Look, you know, i.

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Speaker 2: Haven't been there in thirty five years, but I'm just

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Speaker 2: crossing my fingers it's still around.

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Speaker 3: I don't think any orcades are still open anymore. But

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Speaker 3: this clearly is not a good idea.

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Speaker 2: Oh have you seen a picture of Whyland?

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Speaker 3: Because no, and I don't need to Yeah, I don't.

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Speaker 2: Well, I agree, he is a little out of Sarah's league. Excumely,

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Speaker 2: don't worry. Don't worry. I have raised him to have

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Speaker 2: an open mind, and I'm sure Sarah will love dating up.

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Speaker 3: Well, right, did you say dating up? My beautiful, intelligent,

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Speaker 3: brilliant daughter would not be taking a step up from

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Speaker 3: whatever it is that is wrong with your son and

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Speaker 3: I'm sure that he is great, and.

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Speaker 2: He is he is just wonderful. And you know what,

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Speaker 2: Whalan accepts all types of ooo, geez.

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Speaker 3: All types of what.

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Speaker 2: Oh. Sorry for the language. It's just when I was

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Speaker 2: Sarah's age, I was getting buck wild too. Hold on

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Speaker 2: Whylan's father. All it took was two wine coolers and

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Speaker 2: a box of gram crackers.

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Speaker 1: You always tell that story.

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Speaker 2: Well, I know, but not every angel baby is conceived

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Speaker 2: on the first date I was. I know, I've got

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Speaker 2: the scars to prove it.

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Speaker 3: There's no way your son is coming anywhere near my daughter,

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Speaker 3: and I will be calling the school tomorrow to make sure.

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Speaker 2: So are you saying next Friday night will or won't work?

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Speaker 3: I'm saying it definitely never. Hell could freeze over and

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Speaker 3: it would still not happen.

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Speaker 2: Goodness, the language. I mean. Your daughter said you might

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Speaker 2: be upset when we did this prank phone call on you.

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Speaker 3: Horon Did you say prank phone call? Did you say,

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Speaker 3: my daughter talk to you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is actually Brook from the radio show Brook

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Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the Morning and your daughter Sarah set

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Speaker 2: you up. Yeah, that's actually our technical producer Ashton in

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Speaker 2: the background. He's the closest thing to a twenty year

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Speaker 2: old man child that we have on the show. Don't

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Speaker 2: tell him actually he is single. If you are interested

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Speaker 2: in setting up your daughter on a blind date, let's

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Speaker 2: do it.

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Speaker 3: Set him up. Broke in Jeffrey's phone taps on the

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Speaker 3: twenties