Speaker 1: Yop. Yeah you're not on. I'm not on. There I am.
Speaker 1: It's glad to be back man, or it's good to
Speaker 1: be back. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there it goes. It's working today. Yeah, you know, dude,
Speaker 2: you in the non music and the not having headphones,
Speaker 2: it really is throwing this pot off, like why are
Speaker 2: you not wearing headphones? Why do you not turn the
Speaker 2: music on? Why do you not do anything?
Speaker 1: Everybody's one episode away from just losing it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just trying to figure out is there a
Speaker 2: reason like that you didn't want to do this that
Speaker 2: you didn't want the headphones? Is it you don't like
Speaker 2: hearing the music? It's just interesting, it's too much in
Speaker 2: the weeds. But there is.
Speaker 1: A a very pair of headphones that we used to
Speaker 1: always use, and I loved how it almost puts it
Speaker 1: straight from your mouth into your ears. These new age
Speaker 1: headphones there's a split second delay, and it throws me
Speaker 1: the hell off. It's tough for me to complete sentences.
Speaker 1: I do run on sentences. I am not able to
Speaker 1: properly articulate semi colon's without the headphones. This is how
Speaker 1: I talk in real life. I can finish sentences I
Speaker 1: understand what you're saying. I'm talking hello man at the
Speaker 1: gas station. How are you with the headphones? It's how
Speaker 1: are you? You? You? You? Hey?
Speaker 3: My name's Sissons. It throws me the hell off.
Speaker 1: That's weird.
Speaker 2: Why don't you just get a good pair of headphones.
Speaker 1: With that said, these headphones that everybody has, you Steve
Speaker 1: me Amy does like some iPhone ones, Eddie no Idea,
Speaker 1: Morgan Beats, I believe bones, inter ears, but everybody these
Speaker 1: expensive hundred dollars headphones actually blow the headphones from yesteryear
Speaker 1: that I can't find anywhere. Were the best ones where
Speaker 1: it's immediacy from the mouth to the ears.
Speaker 2: I am feeling great. I love my headphones. There's no delay,
Speaker 2: there's no nothing. These are absolutely perfect. And I don't
Speaker 2: know what I mean. I literally just walked in the store,
Speaker 2: grinding him off the show. I don't do any research.
Speaker 2: I just grabbed them. Oh these might be good and
Speaker 2: bottom so I don't even know how much these costs.
Speaker 2: You could maybe google him. Maybe they don't even make
Speaker 2: them anymore because they're really old. They've been around for
Speaker 2: at least twelve years. But yeah, it's just really weird.
Speaker 2: But let's start the show man, that's Friday.
Speaker 1: I'm just waiting for the Big show to get mad
Speaker 1: at me because I'll talk to bones and I only
Speaker 1: have one ear on, so I'm waiting for him to
Speaker 1: be like, hey, dude, the music is too loud. Sorry dude,
Speaker 1: I can barely hear it all. We got what headphone?
Speaker 2: I didn't realize you only had one headphone on. I'm
Speaker 2: glad you don't just go headplone lists there you would
Speaker 2: be in that wouldn't fly.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 1: We did a segment the other day. I wanted to
Speaker 1: remove him entirely, and he would have killed me.
Speaker 2: You would you would have died. And see, so I'm
Speaker 2: not mad at you this Friday. I'm just gonna smile.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna look at you and be like, hey, yay,
Speaker 2: good job man.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's cool.
Speaker 3: We got so much to cover.
Speaker 2: Oh we got so much to cover, man, we got
Speaker 2: so much much to cover. Right, Yeah, I love short weeks.
Speaker 3: They're the best.
Speaker 1: They're the best.
Speaker 2: Like, I mean, this, being already Friday is amazing. I guest,
Speaker 2: it is an amazing feeling when you wake up and
Speaker 2: it's like, wow, today's Friday already.
Speaker 1: Whoooo and you don't appreciate stuff. When you were younger
Speaker 1: in college, we had three day weeks in Texas State,
Speaker 1: maybe it was four. There was no class on Friday
Speaker 1: at Texas State. I know there was.
Speaker 2: You just didn't take them. You took Monday Wednesday classes
Speaker 2: and Tuesday Thursday classes.
Speaker 1: There was a year they outlawed them. No one person
Speaker 1: had Friday classes. That's just not accurate.
Speaker 2: It is no, it's not you couldn't take one. I
Speaker 2: guarantee you that's not accurate. I guarantee it.
Speaker 3: All my cats rise up.
Speaker 2: Because I know that everybody had them Monday, Wednesday, Tuesday
Speaker 2: Thursday class schedule. I never had that all my classes,
Speaker 2: every one of them, not every one of them. But
Speaker 2: there was never a semester where it's like, oh, this
Speaker 2: class is offered Monday and Wednesday. Only if I was
Speaker 2: doing a Monday Wednesday, it was always offered on Friday.
Speaker 2: So I always had Monday, Wednesday Friday. I never had
Speaker 2: that four day week they changed.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, you can ask Billy South Beach.
Speaker 2: So I understand that your friends took certain courses that
Speaker 2: were not offered on Friday, but there was no chance
Speaker 2: that the whole university was closed on Friday.
Speaker 1: It's just not accurate. Me. My ex in two thousand
Speaker 1: and eight, look it up somewhere. There's doubt to be
Speaker 1: able to fact check it. Me, my ex girlfriend Billy
Speaker 1: and South Beach would sit in my apartment on Friday,
Speaker 1: watch the Herd talk about what we're gonna bet for
Speaker 1: college football because nobody had class. Classes didn't exist at
Speaker 1: Texas State on Friday. That is four people out of
Speaker 1: thirty thousand.
Speaker 3: In all different majors.
Speaker 1: It I can't.
Speaker 2: That's there's not possibility that the Texas State decided, you
Speaker 2: know what, we'll just try this for one year. We'll
Speaker 2: just this out of nowhere. We've been in existence for.
Speaker 1: One hundred years.
Speaker 2: But in two thousand and eight, we're gonna decide, you
Speaker 2: know what, there's not gonna be a single class on.
Speaker 1: Friday, and see how it goes.
Speaker 2: And then the very next semester they changed back to
Speaker 2: classes on Friday.
Speaker 1: They would not do that. I don't. I graduated then,
Speaker 1: so I don't know if it continued. I didn't right now.
Speaker 2: Probably right now there's no one at Texas State going
Speaker 2: to school because it's Friday.
Speaker 1: That means there's no classes offered today. So I'm saying
Speaker 1: right now, it's probably so out by that little river
Speaker 1: right that runs through downtown.
Speaker 3: Never got into that one.
Speaker 1: I wish I would have. Oh you should have. It
Speaker 1: was too cold and it was a lot of seaweed
Speaker 1: in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it wasn't about the seaweed. And it wasn't
Speaker 2: really about the river, right, It was about the things
Speaker 2: that were laying around by the river. Like That's what
Speaker 2: it was about, right, Like, it wasn't about you getting
Speaker 2: in that nang river. Like as much as you want
Speaker 2: to say, oh, I wasn't into Like who cares. It's
Speaker 2: sort of like Barton Springs. Man, I should have gone
Speaker 2: to Barton Springs more when I when I was in
Speaker 2: my mid twenties.
Speaker 1: Did they go naked there? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Their top was at least she And that's what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: like I should have been more into Barton Springs. I
Speaker 2: went a few times, but like after Friday and night
Speaker 2: on Sixth Street, I should have got up and on
Speaker 2: Saturday afternoon about noon, roommate and I we should have
Speaker 2: headed to Barton Springs. But we never did. And I
Speaker 2: don't know what our problem was, And I realize it
Speaker 2: now like we should have done that.
Speaker 1: That was the place to be.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's okay, sort of like you and the river.
Speaker 1: It was too cold.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's start it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do it. Arnold, any update on him. We'll
Speaker 1: try and check in later in the show. I think
Speaker 1: that sounds good. That sounds great.
Speaker 3: Man, all right, let's do it live.
Speaker 1: We ah the one two sore losers? What up, everybody?
Speaker 1: I am Lunchbox.
Speaker 2: I know the most about sports, so I'll give you
Speaker 2: the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much
Speaker 2: a sports genius.
Speaker 1: Y'all had sison. I'm from the north, I cannot hear
Speaker 1: the audio. I'm going condomless, and I'm an alpha male.
Speaker 1: I live on the west side. Then move to the
Speaker 1: north side with Beazer, the country two point two acres,
Speaker 1: two point two kids of Vanderbilt. Justin checks on them
Speaker 1: in the electrophysiology unit every single day. And she over
Speaker 1: to you, coach, Oh, how did I sleep last night?
Speaker 1: Thanks for asking? Ray.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you We've got emotion emotional city going
Speaker 2: on in my house right now. Because baby Box finished
Speaker 2: kindergarten a week ago. Now baby Box two, today is
Speaker 2: his big day. Today is pre K graduation. He's gonna
Speaker 2: walk that stage and his cap and gown. Amazing, it's
Speaker 2: gonna be what a wonderful feeling, a big accomplishment. If
Speaker 2: you're able to graduate pre K, the future is limitless.
Speaker 3: Does anybody get held back?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Wow, that's a rough start of it. Now.
Speaker 2: When I say they get held back, it means that
Speaker 2: their parents just start them late in kindergarten.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no. The school doesn't hold him.
Speaker 3: Back, got it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And so we've been trying to hype him up
Speaker 2: and he's excited, but oh, I don't know.
Speaker 1: They had the spelling be last night, and.
Speaker 2: Last night he was very emotional, upset about things, crying
Speaker 2: and I said, Bud, what's wrong. He goes, I'm just
Speaker 2: I'm just sad that I'm not going to see my
Speaker 2: friends anymore. And I'm like, yeah, are you sad about
Speaker 2: leaving with Sarah? No, No, it's more of my friends.
Speaker 2: It's more of my friends. And he's had the best,
Speaker 2: same best friend since he was about a year old
Speaker 2: and his roll dog. Yeah, him and her have been
Speaker 2: side by side the whole time. All pictures from when
Speaker 2: they were one years old, they'd crawled to each other
Speaker 2: in the classrooms and they just all the way up
Speaker 2: they have been best friends. And next year when they
Speaker 2: go to elementary school, they won't be at the same school.
Speaker 2: They are going to separate schools. And he is heartbroken, devastated,
Speaker 2: and it ends today.
Speaker 1: Right, we're going private. Nope, we're not going private.
Speaker 3: Is it where you guys live? Is that the what
Speaker 3: you say?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why the Dods moved. I can't put what
Speaker 1: I was saying was in Michigan it is freedom of choice.
Speaker 1: You can go to any school you want. Really, in Tennessee,
Speaker 1: it's where. It's all determined by geographically where you live.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how it is everywhere I've lived, maybe because
Speaker 2: in where'd you say Michigan?
Speaker 1: It's it's Maria told me the exact wording. It is
Speaker 1: freedom of sexuality, freedom of orientation, freedom of choice. Okay,
Speaker 1: And he lives in Boomer lives in Gwynn and goes
Speaker 1: to a school thirty minutes away. Oh, because they're better
Speaker 1: at sports. Didn't know that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you can transfer, like you can try to
Speaker 2: lottery into certain schools to portal and three day No, no, dude,
Speaker 2: they hit the portal in kindergarten non have you ever
Speaker 2: thought about hitting the portal?
Speaker 1: I heard a hunter's lane is looking up.
Speaker 2: I have never seen so many parents stressed out about
Speaker 2: what school they're going to get into. You want to
Speaker 2: hit the portal to a privy because they wherever they live,
Speaker 2: wherever they live, they don't like that school, so they
Speaker 2: want to go to one ten minutes away in a
Speaker 2: different neighborhood.
Speaker 3: Why do you think the dods be lined it out
Speaker 3: of town so.
Speaker 2: They you have to lottery in. You can't just like
Speaker 2: apply there, you apply and then you get lottery. I
Speaker 2: don't know exactly how they determine it, but everybody's like,
Speaker 2: are you freaking out about work? And I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: We're just going to school. We're going to like we
Speaker 2: with the one we are zoned for. We will be
Speaker 2: at that school. Don't worry about it. We're not We're
Speaker 2: not doing this lottery crap. We're not trying to stress
Speaker 2: out like we're getting into Harvard.
Speaker 1: The Spurs get or the the Mavericks get Cooper Cup
Speaker 1: and we get baby Box.
Speaker 3: Gez and true the lottery ball in pre k.
Speaker 2: Dude, it's for real, like one percent. I'm being serious.
Speaker 2: Like people were like oh my gosh, this Monday. This
Speaker 2: Monday is when we find out this this Monday, I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna be able to sleep all weekend. And some
Speaker 2: of them get it back and it was like, oh man,
Speaker 2: we're number fifty on the wait list. Don't think we're
Speaker 2: gonna be able to get in. I'm like, wow, roll
Speaker 2: the dice, roll the dice. You don't even get your
Speaker 2: top choice. But anyway, so he's very sad last night,
Speaker 2: very emotional, crying, upset, lashing out, which is not like
Speaker 2: baby Box too. He is the most chill dude. So
Speaker 2: he goes to bed. Everything's great, two am, Dad, Dad,
Speaker 2: can you go party with me?
Speaker 1: Well, you're about to get up for the show though, too.
Speaker 2: Well at two am, I'm not about to get up.
Speaker 2: I still got two hours of sleep to go. And
Speaker 2: I'm like yeah, and I go in there and he
Speaker 2: peas and he goes, Dad, I think I'm gonna throw up.
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna throw up. No. I'm like no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: This is your last day of school. Like, you can't
Speaker 2: be sick, dude.
Speaker 1: These kids are throwing up more now than the Vandy
Speaker 1: Bro's on Broadway last night and I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 2: So he sits there and I'm like, Bud, do you
Speaker 2: need to go poopoo?
Speaker 1: Maybe like you have it Tommy eight, I can try
Speaker 1: to go poopoo. Yeah, that's that's a reverse throw up.
Speaker 1: And he sits down.
Speaker 3: That's a back door throw up, son, and.
Speaker 2: He has a bunch of gas. He goes, poopoo. We
Speaker 2: are good to go. We are good to go. And
Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, good get it. Get him back
Speaker 2: in bed, get upstairs, go to sleep.
Speaker 1: You know what.
Speaker 3: Dad's gotta go too.
Speaker 2: No, No, three o'clock, three o'clock. I get a that's
Speaker 2: about time for the show. Yeah, I know, I got
Speaker 2: about an hour left to sleep. And I get a
Speaker 2: tap on the shoulder Dad, Dad, I threw up a
Speaker 2: little bit in my bed.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what leave it for the maid?
Speaker 2: He goes, I threw up a little bit in the bed.
Speaker 2: I was like, all right, do you need to throw
Speaker 2: up more? Go in the bathroom. He goes, I don't
Speaker 2: need to throw up more. But I threw up a
Speaker 2: little bit in my bed. And I go look at
Speaker 2: his bed and he's got a little throw up in there.
Speaker 2: So I'm all right, here I'll get you a bowl
Speaker 2: out of the kitchen, and I put him in the
Speaker 2: guest room and put him in that bed, and he
Speaker 2: goes asleep, and three point thirty I hear the ding
Speaker 2: of the bowl, and I hear run in there, and
Speaker 2: he's thrown up a little bit. And then he comes
Speaker 2: and goes in our bathroom and he poops again. And
Speaker 2: now my wife is debating, what do we do?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and not being the sexist, where was she?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: She she sleeps with air plugs. Ray you massage is
Speaker 1: chauvenus page No no, no, no, trust me.
Speaker 2: I mean I'm the one that has to get up
Speaker 2: for work, so I am very like, uh, you can't
Speaker 2: get up. But she sleeps with ear plugs. She sleeps
Speaker 2: with the ear plugs. And I'm asked she sleeps with
Speaker 2: all this crap because she thinks it's hard to sleep.
Speaker 3: And what else? The bondage tape?
Speaker 1: No, I take that off before she goes to bed.
Speaker 3: Ray hancuffs too, But that's earlier.
Speaker 2: That's when she's not behaving. So she's having a debate
Speaker 2: what does she do today? She's texting me like do
Speaker 2: I take him? Do I not take him? Do I
Speaker 2: take him? For the morning and then pick him up
Speaker 2: before rest time. But I don't want to miss him,
Speaker 2: to miss his last outdoor time. So my thing is
Speaker 2: is he sick or is he.
Speaker 3: Just nervous game time decision?
Speaker 2: And they're having a popsicle party today and he's like,
Speaker 2: I don't want to miss my popsicle party. And I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't want you to miss your popsicle party either,
Speaker 2: but I don't want you to get sick and then
Speaker 2: tell them, tell you can't come to graduation tonight. We
Speaker 2: got graduation tonight, right.
Speaker 1: If he gets sicked on the playground, that's legendary status.
Speaker 1: Those kids are going to remember that, They will remember
Speaker 1: on Baby Box two's last day when he puked all
Speaker 1: over the freaking playground, and that it could be his
Speaker 1: signature moment at the schools when he pukes on his
Speaker 1: best friend on the way out. You just never know
Speaker 1: how it's gonna shake out. You really hat got to
Speaker 1: send him to school. Let the tea and you know what,
Speaker 1: my name's Bennett, I ain't in it.
Speaker 3: My name's y'all.
Speaker 1: It's up to y'all teachers.
Speaker 2: I really I kind of agree with you. I want
Speaker 2: him to experience. The one last day, like yesterday, when
Speaker 2: I went to pick him up and they were having
Speaker 2: snack time and they were in the classroom and we're leaving.
Speaker 2: He goes, Dak, can we play the Monster game? And
Speaker 2: the Monster Game is where I tell him, oh, I'm
Speaker 2: hungry and I want a kid sandwich, and I chase
Speaker 2: him around the playground and sometimes I do it with
Speaker 2: his classmates when they're out there and they all go crazy.
Speaker 1: Monster Game.
Speaker 3: Sure the parents love that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a little weird when the other parents show
Speaker 2: up and I'm chasing them around and I'm.
Speaker 1: Not a teacher.
Speaker 3: Hey, you know what mood cares.
Speaker 1: I'm in it not And what did you say? Cancel culture,
Speaker 1: you guys, cancel yourself. I'm be not in it. Yep.
Speaker 1: My name is Paul. It's up to y'all. There you go.
Speaker 2: And so I was like, yeah, Bud, so we get
Speaker 2: you know, baby Box three out of his class.
Speaker 1: My name Sid is that your you know stuff like that.
Speaker 2: That's good, that's really good. And we just had the
Speaker 2: playground to ourselves. Yesterday it was us those two and
Speaker 2: me playing the Monster game. He was showing me baby Box,
Speaker 2: was showing baby Box two was showing me his a
Speaker 2: little trick of wrapping the swing all the way up.
Speaker 2: And then they have a little box they built out
Speaker 2: a little toys. You stand on it, you jump on
Speaker 2: the swing, and then it unravels and you get dizzy showing.
Speaker 1: Me all that.
Speaker 2: So it was just a moment yesterday when we had
Speaker 2: the playground to ourselves. And then that's what I'm thinking, like, man,
Speaker 2: he's got to go to school today so we can
Speaker 2: experience the last of everything. We got to clean out
Speaker 2: his cubby, we gotta get his blanket, his pillow, everything.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is huge, it's huge.
Speaker 2: I ain't can remember any of it. Probably not, yeah,
Speaker 2: probably not gonna remember any of it. But yes, so
Speaker 2: graduation tonight. What if he vomits on the stage.
Speaker 1: Man, they're starting him young with these grad parties.
Speaker 2: No, no, they only grad pre k. We don't do
Speaker 2: graduation for kindergarten. Like a lot of schools, there is
Speaker 2: no kindergarten graduation. And so baby Box did not have
Speaker 2: a graduation. He just walked out of school and that
Speaker 2: was the end of kindergarten.
Speaker 3: And here's the thing.
Speaker 1: When you get those kids up on the podium, I
Speaker 1: believe it's the bleachers, the stands maybe is what we
Speaker 1: called it. Let's just call it stands. When you get
Speaker 1: him on there, and then I'm sure for graduation you
Speaker 1: have that. It's the first time you learn if you
Speaker 1: got any pukers in the grade, because that's when I
Speaker 1: learned that was his name, Paul, Paul and Paul, and
Speaker 1: ain't y'allul Paul. Yeah, well that's when we learned that
Speaker 1: Paul was a puker. Oh, everybody's normal in class. But
Speaker 1: when you get up on those podium, on those stretch
Speaker 1: out bleachers and you're standing in front of people, so
Speaker 1: when you realize, people get nervous and queasy, so put
Speaker 1: up or show up.
Speaker 2: Well, this one is more of an outdoor stage, and
Speaker 2: they stand on one side, they call their name, they
Speaker 2: walk cross stage, and they go off.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: There's no standing up there. It's at a brewery. It
Speaker 2: lasts the whole graduation ceremony lasts about seven minutes total.
Speaker 1: What one of the parents owns the brewery knowing genius
Speaker 1: sell some drinks.
Speaker 2: The parents their kid used to go to this this
Speaker 2: preschool and now they're older and they're in school, but
Speaker 2: we still use the brewery as our graduation spot.
Speaker 3: All parents are going to get a couple of drinks.
Speaker 1: You're gonna make some money, and guess what, later on,
Speaker 1: kids are going to become alcoholics.
Speaker 2: So yeah, man, that's what we're dealing with. That's how
Speaker 2: I slept last night. Thanks for asking me. I really
Speaker 2: appreciate that. Yeah, we'll take a break.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back. Give it to me.
Speaker 3: How I slept?
Speaker 2: No, give me, I don't. I figure you slept great.
Speaker 3: Slept good.
Speaker 1: I've been doing this new thing where I don't eat dinner,
Speaker 1: so I wake up hungry. So you're not mad? Excuse me? Yeah?
Speaker 1: See what when you wake up? Are you mad or happy?
Speaker 1: I'm just like, oh man, I'm already awake. We're going
Speaker 1: to change that attitude with the Sison camp. At Cison Headquarters,
Speaker 1: we do a new thing where we don't eat dinner,
Speaker 1: so you wake up famished and hungry and ready to
Speaker 1: start your day. So, Basers, what do you want for dinner?
Speaker 1: I said, you know my new rule, I don't eat dinner.
Speaker 1: An hour later, Hey, seriously, though, do you want to
Speaker 1: go get some fast food or something? I'm starving? No? No,
Speaker 1: My new thing, Baser is I don't eat dinner, and
Speaker 1: so guess what she didn't eat either? Last night? I
Speaker 1: didn't eat. We woke up starving to death. I had
Speaker 1: a yogurt protein shake, just ready to rock the day.
Speaker 1: But the sleep, it improves it because you don't got
Speaker 1: a bunch of food floating around your body all night.
Speaker 1: So I woke up at midnight, I said, ah, wake
Speaker 1: up a little bit later, twelve thirty, wake up later one.
Speaker 1: I just slept great. I could have woke up at
Speaker 1: midnight and felt fine. Huh. And then your shift, you're
Speaker 1: three hours later a little do we know you're gonna
Speaker 1: have to throw up episode?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And then I was really excited because I saw
Speaker 2: my wife bought some honey nut cheerios a box. And
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you what, honey nut cheerios are delicious, fantastic.
Speaker 1: You read them, well, I'm gonna join in with you. Bro.
Speaker 1: I haven't had cereal in ten years.
Speaker 2: Oh well, we don't get it that often for some reason.
Speaker 2: But she decided she was at the store. I think
Speaker 2: she took baby box with her and he convinced her, hey,
Speaker 2: let's get some cereal. So honey nut cheerios, and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: and I sit down. I pour a huge bawl all
Speaker 2: the way to.
Speaker 1: The rim, all the way to the rim. Rim. Job
Speaker 1: right then, job? Then I pour the milk in.
Speaker 3: Honey you get that one.
Speaker 1: Pour the milk in. No, she's still in bed.
Speaker 2: When I'm eating and I start eating, it's regular cheerios,
Speaker 2: not even honey nut.
Speaker 3: That's almost pour out worthy.
Speaker 2: It's like, what a waste of time.
Speaker 1: Graham and Grandpa rest in peace, love their souls. That's
Speaker 1: what Grahams would try to do to us.
Speaker 3: Brutal. They gotta be honey nut they had.
Speaker 2: If they're not honey nut, then what are we doing?
Speaker 2: Like why are we just doing regular cheerios?
Speaker 3: Hey, Grandpa?
Speaker 1: At what point do I start eating non honey cheerios
Speaker 1: and grape nuts?
Speaker 3: Good gosh.
Speaker 2: So it was an absolute waste of a breakfast. It
Speaker 2: was absolutely a disappointing moment when I thought, oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: I'm about to eat some honey nut cheerios, have some
Speaker 2: delicious deliciousness in my mouth, and I had just plain
Speaker 2: old cheerios, and I was like, well, that was disappointing.
Speaker 1: Ray.
Speaker 3: I was looking for some south in my mouth. Start
Speaker 3: the weekend off.
Speaker 2: So Yeah, that's how I started out my day. I mean,
Speaker 2: I started out my night bad, started out my morning bad.
Speaker 2: But then you tell me you got great news about
Speaker 2: Justin's Yeah, I'm excited.
Speaker 1: Thank you. So guys, he's playing Beat the Streak. Listen
Speaker 1: to another episode. If you want to learn about the
Speaker 1: game quickly. You got to get fifty seven hitters in
Speaker 1: a row. You can take a day off, you can
Speaker 1: do two at a time. They have to get a hit.
Speaker 1: You can pick anybody. You can pick a pitcher, pick
Speaker 1: a catcher. Actual pitchers don't hit anymore, but they have
Speaker 1: to get one hit. Doesn't matter how they get. It
Speaker 1: has to be scored a hit. Justin at fifteen and
Speaker 1: he still has the opportunity to use his safety card.
Speaker 1: And what we learned is between ten and fifteen you
Speaker 1: can actually pick two people and you'll still get safety
Speaker 1: at fifteen. So the most advantageous place in this entire
Speaker 1: game is at fifteen because you can pick two guys
Speaker 1: and if both of them miss, or one of a miss,
Speaker 1: you still stay at fifteen. Oh even both miss. Yes, wow,
Speaker 1: I did massive research and learn that for Justin. Thank you,
Speaker 1: And I'm still way for the text to say thank you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I did.
Speaker 3: I did. I deep dived.
Speaker 1: He went to a bunch of different players and saw
Speaker 1: other guys that picked too and see if they still
Speaker 1: had their streak saver by picking two and missing two
Speaker 1: at fifteen.
Speaker 3: But that's I digress.
Speaker 1: Justin last night picks a guy for James Wood for
Speaker 1: the Nationals. Is it okay? A lefty? He's pretty good.
Speaker 1: He's a good, good little kid. And then he got
Speaker 1: one one of the oakland A's guys. Well they got smoked. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so he should have picked so his James Wood guy
Speaker 1: went one for three. AI. We've been doing a little
Speaker 1: work with AI. AI said, the smartest player to pick
Speaker 1: based on whip walks, hits, per innings pitched, e RA,
Speaker 1: stadium factors is James Wood of the Nationals. And he
Speaker 1: got a hit.
Speaker 3: So Ao was correct.
Speaker 1: AI smart. Well, Justin decided to do his little algorithms
Speaker 1: and he went with an oaklan A who has the
Speaker 1: worst offense in baseball. He got three at bats and
Speaker 1: got pulled from the game. He went oh for three,
Speaker 1: So Justin he loses his golden dildo, his golden condom.
Speaker 1: I texted him this morning, I said, you are now
Speaker 1: without your golden dildo. You must raw dog all the
Speaker 1: way to fifty seven. But he's still at fifteen. But
Speaker 1: he did not move from the last podcast. Wow, Bud,
Speaker 1: he is holding on for dear life. He's top thousand
Speaker 1: in the world right now. That's pretty impressive. And he
Speaker 1: tells me he's going with Jose Ramirez. I believe Guardians. Yeah,
Speaker 1: who do they play? No idea. But like the addict
Speaker 1: that he is, he texts me, I already know my
Speaker 1: next hitter, Jose Ramirez.
Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, take a day off, take ten minutes,
Speaker 2: Take ten minutes to look and decide who you want.
Speaker 1: Man, No need to make the decision right after you
Speaker 1: get beat.
Speaker 2: So root along with Justin Jose Ramirez. We need to
Speaker 2: hit today. Let's see what Let's see what time the
Speaker 2: Guardians play today.
Speaker 1: I haven't heard anything back from him. Oh, here we go.
Speaker 1: I will be at the pool for the next forty
Speaker 1: eight hours.
Speaker 2: Oh and then Boomer. You did some research on Boomer
Speaker 2: which I thought was quite fascinating.
Speaker 3: Yes, so Boomer finished his season. Guys, he was pitching.
Speaker 1: Oh, they play the Angels today, and so watch along.
Speaker 1: And if you two want to do go to MLB
Speaker 1: dot com. It's not a promotion or whatever. Just do it.
Speaker 3: We have fun doing it.
Speaker 1: No, we don't. It's not fun.
Speaker 2: It's not fun because it's impossible and it's really freaking hard. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And remember when I told you guys about the thirteen
Speaker 1: run game. I see on the Facebook pages they're still
Speaker 1: playing it and it is so fun. And you guys
Speaker 1: are welcome because I told you about it.
Speaker 2: Now I am playing that game. It's a great But
Speaker 2: here's the thing. I had no idea I had the
Speaker 2: Miami Marlins, so I didn't even look. I gave up,
Speaker 2: and all I need is twelve in thirteen runs.
Speaker 1: That's pretty impressive because it is shocking that they got
Speaker 1: a ten and eleven five. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I had no idea the Miami Marlins would keep me
Speaker 2: in this contest. Once they told me that I drew
Speaker 2: the Miami Marlins because it was random drawlah, I never
Speaker 2: even looked back. I had no idea. And someone posted, man,
Speaker 2: I still need this for the win. I'm like, am
Speaker 2: I still alive? Can you send me the link? And
Speaker 2: they posted the link and I need twelve and thirteen
Speaker 2: from the Miami Marlins. So I mean, what a day.
Speaker 1: And if you guys want to fall along with that
Speaker 1: game at home, it doesn't matter who's running the pool. Literally,
Speaker 1: in Google, just type in thirteen run pool and you
Speaker 1: can choose the date that it started and it'll show
Speaker 1: you who's in the lead. Pretty fun. Have you done that? No,
Speaker 1: because that's how you can follow along. You're able to
Speaker 1: change the date as long as you know the exact
Speaker 1: date I started.
Speaker 2: I don't know the date they started. Why would I
Speaker 2: know that?
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1: But that's that's how it's then able to tell you
Speaker 1: who's gotten what runs. Let me tell you.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you about my organizational skills and when
Speaker 2: things start and win things in I don't pay attention
Speaker 2: to anything. If I would have had a team that
Speaker 2: I knew scored runs, like let's say I had the
Speaker 2: Yankees or you know, the Phillies or someone like that,
Speaker 2: I would have been dialed in. But when you give
Speaker 2: me the Miami Marlins, don't even care.
Speaker 3: So Boomer is playing high school baseball.
Speaker 1: He's a junior. He made first team, which is pretty
Speaker 1: outstanding accomplishment as a junior. Mean, he made varsity. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's been on the varsity team, but he made a
Speaker 1: first team All conference, got it, so that was pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Conferences are district divisions whatever, so we call it a districts,
Speaker 1: but I don't know everybody's different. It makes you go
Speaker 1: state lines, it makes those sense ABC level A plus
Speaker 1: B plot. I have no idea, but I decided to
Speaker 1: watch all of his games. They may have this app
Speaker 1: called Game Changer, so I'm able to see every pitch
Speaker 1: he's thrown the entire year. So I thought a very
Speaker 1: interesting and good metric is first pitch strikes.
Speaker 2: Oh that's huge. I mean Greg Maddox was always first
Speaker 2: pitch strike. So if you're going to make it in
Speaker 2: the league, got to have a first first pitch strike.
Speaker 1: And in the majors, the best are in the seventy
Speaker 1: percentile range, the worst in the sixties. But to be
Speaker 1: in the majors, you really have to have a sixty
Speaker 1: percent rate of about sixty percent, and you can figure
Speaker 1: it just go MLB savant. You have to have a
Speaker 1: sixty rate of sixty sixty rate of first pitch strikes,
Speaker 1: thank you. So Boomer May first, West would fifty three percent,
Speaker 1: Kingsford May eighth. They're pitching about once a week sixty
Speaker 1: nine percent. Gladstone May thirteenth forty seven percent, Oh Rudyard
Speaker 1: May seventeenth, forty five percent, Oh Holton May twenty first,
Speaker 1: thirty one percent, Oh Menominee May twenty eight eighty six percent.
Speaker 1: Here we go, and that's it. It's a pretty short season.
Speaker 1: So overall, one hundred and four batters faced fifty four
Speaker 1: first pitch strikes fifty two percent. To get into majors,
Speaker 1: you need to get to sixty percent, So we need
Speaker 1: to up that a little bit. And maybe he was
Speaker 1: just being careful.
Speaker 2: Maybe was their power hitter with runners on, he didn't
Speaker 2: want to lay one in there on the first pitch.
Speaker 2: You know, scenarios create stats. So, I mean, it's a
Speaker 2: very good season. Did they win? Did they make the playoffs?
Speaker 2: How did Boomer do?
Speaker 1: Yeah? It all starts tomorrow, so they're going on to
Speaker 1: the playoffs tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Oh so we still got more. Yeah, so that was
Speaker 2: just it is their ace. Yeah, Boomer's the ace. I
Speaker 2: would say, Yeah, holy crap. It just must be a
Speaker 2: nice being a lefty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it must be.
Speaker 3: I mean, of all that.
Speaker 1: Two things, I noticed, dude never threw more than two
Speaker 1: or three balls in a row. Pretty impressive the.
Speaker 2: Fact that you went back.
Speaker 1: No, I've been doing it all month. Oh but I
Speaker 1: was a little behind caught up this morning. Sorry.
Speaker 2: I thought you did that in one night.
Speaker 1: No. I was like, dude, you need to get a life.
Speaker 1: Some of the camera angle because it's just a person
Speaker 1: putting their phone on the fences. And sometimes you can't
Speaker 1: tell well, no, no, no, I can tell pretty dang good.
Speaker 1: Sometimes the camera angle is brutal and it's shaking the
Speaker 1: whole time. But you know what, I do my due
Speaker 1: diligence and I get in there and I get the
Speaker 1: balls and strikes. Other times it is a pimp angle
Speaker 1: and I'm like, this is awesome. I wish I could
Speaker 1: watch it in person. What do I want to do
Speaker 1: next year? I want to retire. I want to get
Speaker 1: a gun and I want to gun every one of
Speaker 1: his pitches to see how fast he's throwing.
Speaker 2: But next year is senior year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it'll be my last shot of doing it
Speaker 1: if he never makes college.
Speaker 2: But you're gonna have to go and watch his senior day, right.
Speaker 1: That's why I want to I want to graduate. I
Speaker 1: retire so I can go do that for the whole
Speaker 1: month of May.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean you'd have to do the podcast from
Speaker 2: remotely right, because I mean I wouldn't be able to
Speaker 2: do this by myself. It'd be like, hey, how are
Speaker 2: you doing today? Oh, I'm doing good.
Speaker 1: How are you? Oh I'm doing good? How are you?
Speaker 2: I mean, that would be really weird. We'll take a
Speaker 2: break and we'll be right back. Ray drama, drama, drama, drama.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you man.
Speaker 2: Wednesday night co ed soccer, it was playoff time, my
Speaker 2: team versus another team. If you win, you play a
Speaker 2: second game that night. And I look at the schedule
Speaker 2: and we're up against a team that didn't win a
Speaker 2: game all year. They scored a total of four goals,
Speaker 2: give up, gave up fifty two goals, only scored four.
Speaker 2: Then I was like, oh my gosh, we're gonna have
Speaker 2: two games on Wednesday night. So when I'm kissing the boys,
Speaker 2: because it's eight fifteen and then it would have been
Speaker 2: nine to fifteen and I'm kissing the boys, I'm leaving,
Speaker 2: I'm like, love you boys, Love you boys, Love you boys.
Speaker 2: You're right, Dad, You're gonna be home real soon, right,
Speaker 2: And I'm like, noh, bud, We're gonna have two games tonight,
Speaker 2: two games, and I'd send out the group text, hey,
Speaker 2: who's in, who's out?
Speaker 1: In? In in?
Speaker 2: Our goalie hadn't responded, so eleven am Wednesday morning, I
Speaker 2: finally texted him individually. I said, hey, are you coming?
Speaker 2: He goes, I'm in good?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: Are you c U, M, I, N G.
Speaker 1: And then no, that's not what I put. Ah, that's
Speaker 1: not what I put. Are you coming?
Speaker 2: And then Nicole says, hey, I got an extra girl
Speaker 2: sub that way we have, you know, plenty of girls
Speaker 2: on the Oh.
Speaker 1: Nicole the girl at Odie's our friend. She's a bartender,
Speaker 1: brunette hair. You got a shelf on her. She has
Speaker 1: a shelf, but she doesn't work at Odie's. It's different girl. Yeah,
Speaker 1: different girl. Uh.
Speaker 2: And I'm like sweet, So I roll up. James is
Speaker 2: there and Nicole's there, and then her friend shows up.
Speaker 2: She's like, oh, here's my friend that I told you.
Speaker 2: And I was like all right, sweet. I was like
Speaker 2: what's your name? And she was like Caroline, My nice
Speaker 2: to meet you. I'm like, so what position do you play?
Speaker 2: She goes, Oh, I've never played soccer.
Speaker 3: This is the team we're fielding.
Speaker 2: I'm like what, She goes, Yeah, I just I know
Speaker 2: Nicole play, so I just thought it'd be fun to
Speaker 2: try it.
Speaker 3: Bro, you can get baser to play.
Speaker 1: And I get real quiet, and I kind of like
Speaker 1: I'm stretching out.
Speaker 2: She goes, I think I scared him by the tone
Speaker 2: of them.
Speaker 1: I don't play soccer. Said no, no, I'm not scared.
Speaker 1: I'm not scared. It's cool. It's cool, it's cool. Don't
Speaker 1: worry about it.
Speaker 3: Did you say this is playoff time?
Speaker 1: I didn't want to put that pressure on her.
Speaker 2: I was just like, I was like looking at the
Speaker 2: cole like I was trying to give Himicole a look
Speaker 2: like without giving her a look like, what the hell
Speaker 2: are you thinking bringing someone that's never played soccer to
Speaker 2: playoff time?
Speaker 1: That makes sense?
Speaker 3: And if they can compete?
Speaker 1: Says something about your league is at a conference or division.
Speaker 2: So then where it's just me and James, our goalie
Speaker 2: shows up.
Speaker 1: It's Matt.
Speaker 2: We need one more dude. Jordan's supposed to be there.
Speaker 2: Where's Charlie? Then we get a text from Jordan gonna
Speaker 2: be there right at game time?
Speaker 1: Running late? All right, Michael, all right, cool man.
Speaker 2: That's cool, Charlie. Anybody heard from Charlie.
Speaker 1: Checked the chocolate factory. No, coach, I'm just trying to
Speaker 1: get involved with this team. I don't know anybody about.
Speaker 1: Do you have anybody in this building that plays in
Speaker 1: your team? No, because I don't know a damn person
Speaker 1: from Adam Charlie. I thought I knew Nicole from ODI's.
Speaker 2: No, And so we hit Charlie. We like, hey, Charlie,
Speaker 2: are you you parking right now?
Speaker 1: Or what he responds?
Speaker 2: He goes, oh, I guess I didn't tell you, guys,
Speaker 2: but I'm not gonna be able to make it.
Speaker 3: I've got Corona.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well there we are.
Speaker 2: Now we're down to no guy subs if when Jordan
Speaker 2: shows up, we got three guys for the whole night.
Speaker 1: The goalie plays goalie.
Speaker 2: Jordan shows up about fifteen minutes into the game, and
Speaker 2: my strategy for this game is because they've only scored
Speaker 2: four goals all year, Ray I said, listen, guys, we
Speaker 2: don't even need to run. We should just put a
Speaker 2: few in the back of the net and sit back
Speaker 2: and relax.
Speaker 3: You better run if you're gonna play the Pacers.
Speaker 2: Boy, it couldn't have been more opposite Ray. They jump
Speaker 2: out to a one nothing lead. After scoring four goals
Speaker 2: all year, they jump out to a one nothing lead.
Speaker 3: At short net turf.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, I could score a goal in that crap.
Speaker 1: Here's the problem. I would score on South Beach. He
Speaker 1: was a kicker, and that we would play in the apartment.
Speaker 1: I never played soccer. I'd score on his ass. That's great.
Speaker 2: He was a kicker. He wasn't a goalie.
Speaker 1: No, he played soccer, but he wasn't a goalie. Maybe
Speaker 1: that's how I was able to score on Yeah.
Speaker 2: So then Jordan shows up and what is Jordan wearing?
Speaker 3: Banana thong?
Speaker 1: No crocs?
Speaker 3: He's like flut combs, got all those little giblets on it.
Speaker 2: He says, hey, man, does anybody got cleats? I forgot
Speaker 2: my cleats.
Speaker 1: How in the world, as a grown ass adult do
Speaker 1: you forget your cleats? Been there?
Speaker 2: You know you are going to a soccer game as
Speaker 2: an adult and you forgot your cleats? And so James Lucky,
Speaker 2: He's like, hey, I got an extra pair, and he
Speaker 2: goes where are they? He goes and puts them on. Well,
Speaker 2: the problem is Jordan were size eleven. James is size ten.
Speaker 2: So Jordan's feet are crammed up in there, hurting and
Speaker 2: he can't run. He's complaining. Then luckily, out of nowhere,
Speaker 2: Matt says, hey man, I got an extra pair. If
Speaker 2: you want to go get him out of my car.
Speaker 3: I'm home just like you.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: So it's one nothing them at the half. They're up
Speaker 2: one nothing and this team has scored four goals all year.
Speaker 1: They haven't won a game. We have to win to advance.
Speaker 1: So say you guys are Liverpool. What team would you
Speaker 1: compare this to for our Premier League fans? Is this
Speaker 1: Northwich City? Or nodding to m for us, Yeah, something
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: Okay, farther down way down there? All right, So we
Speaker 2: get one goal, it's tied one to one. Then it's
Speaker 2: back and forth. I mean we are running, we are exhausted.
Speaker 1: You're not as good as Chelsea no or arsenal right, okay.
Speaker 2: Him there, they're more to like. Okay, we we are
Speaker 2: the you're Liverpool. I would say we're the Ravens and
Speaker 2: they're more like the Browns, okay, or like the Titans.
Speaker 1: Who are you on the Ravens? You're Derrick Henry?
Speaker 2: Uh No, I'm more Ray the kicker, Dicker, Patrick Queen,
Speaker 2: the Tucker. Oh Tucker, No, no, no, I'm not Tucker Man.
Speaker 2: I'm not Tucker Man. I don't do the massages. Nope, nope, No,
Speaker 2: Tucker's not on my team that I know about. Knowing
Speaker 2: on my team is Tucker that I know about? And dude,
Speaker 2: this was supposed to be our easy game and we
Speaker 2: are dead exhausted, sprinting up and down the field trying
Speaker 2: to get a goal. They come down three on one
Speaker 2: Goalie blocks it, throws it out to Jordan. Jordan kicks
Speaker 2: it off their person, trying to joke him, but it
Speaker 2: bounces off their leg.
Speaker 1: He gets a good bounce, he shoots.
Speaker 2: He scores two Noble and after the ball goes in
Speaker 2: the net, the reft tweet he scored with two seconds
Speaker 2: to go to move us on in the playoff. But
Speaker 2: the problem is we gotta play again, and we're playing
Speaker 2: a team that didn't have to play. They got a
Speaker 2: first round by so they're just sitting pretty. They're not tired.
Speaker 2: We're exhausted. No guy subs how many game or daybreak?
Speaker 1: Five minutes?
Speaker 2: Ohhee, five minutes? And I mean the first game was
Speaker 2: supposed to be our easy game. We weren't gonna run,
Speaker 2: we were gonna just chill.
Speaker 3: That was your game plan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they only scored four goals all season. Ray,
Speaker 1: our game plan was to be absolutely as lazy as like,
Speaker 1: what what game plan is that? No?
Speaker 2: No, literally, that was my game plan because I literally,
Speaker 2: all right, that's the wordst game plan I've ever heard
Speaker 2: a coach lay out. No, it was a great game
Speaker 2: plan because you think you're gonna smoke this team that
Speaker 2: is not very good because they've only scored four goals
Speaker 2: all year, So you assume you're gonna smack them and
Speaker 2: you're not gonna have to worry about hustling, and you're
Speaker 2: gonna have so much energy for the second game. Instead,
Speaker 2: we're laid out on the side of the road waiting
Speaker 2: for the next team, going, oh my god, how are
Speaker 2: we gonna play this game?
Speaker 1: Hey?
Speaker 3: Brother, you got a couple bucks and.
Speaker 2: We got no guy subs. Remember we've been playing the
Speaker 2: whole I played all fifty minutes.
Speaker 1: But you that's what you wanted back in the day.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't play all the time, you complained.
Speaker 2: James played all fifty minutes, and we got another fifty
Speaker 2: minute soccer game five minutes after that one.
Speaker 3: That's a lot of running.
Speaker 1: And you just say a lot of running. I really
Speaker 1: wish you were into technology and you'd wear a watch
Speaker 1: so I can know how many miles. I mean, are
Speaker 1: you rocking twenty miles? Doing or not twenty miles? I
Speaker 1: don't know if I'm rocking twenty thousand steps.
Speaker 2: Oh, easily twenty thousand, seesh. How many steps are in
Speaker 2: a mile?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: But typically a really high energy day twenty thousand, Like
Speaker 1: when I did it. I was running with the baby,
Speaker 1: running with Boomer back when he was twelve, and he
Speaker 1: didn't sit on a couch all day, and I did
Speaker 1: twenty thousand after the whole day of running. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I'd say i'd had to look, I'd had to I
Speaker 1: could wear it. I mean for your birthday, No, I
Speaker 1: have one. It's I'm gonna get you one, dude.
Speaker 2: So we're like, oh my god, I don't know how
Speaker 2: we're gonna do this, And we did exactly what we
Speaker 2: were supposed to do.
Speaker 1: The first game.
Speaker 2: We spread out, we passed the ball, passed the ball,
Speaker 2: didn't try to dribble it, didn't run, We score one goal,
Speaker 2: up one nothing.
Speaker 1: Then me just observing. I noticed they're big. Dude, he's huge.
Speaker 2: He likes to use his left foot only, so just
Speaker 2: stay on his left foot. Dare him to use his
Speaker 2: right foot.
Speaker 1: Won't do it.
Speaker 2: Other guy subs in. I see him make one pass.
Speaker 2: He turns his whole body to pass it with his
Speaker 2: left foot. Said thanks, I know you're left footed. Don't
Speaker 2: have to worry about your right, so just stay on
Speaker 2: his right left foot and Darren to kick it with
Speaker 2: his right.
Speaker 1: I mean that's yeah, that strategy one on one, wouldn't
Speaker 1: do it. We score a second goal, we score a
Speaker 1: third goal, we score a fourth goal.
Speaker 2: And then they score one for to one. We win,
Speaker 2: and we are absolutely second half, let me tell you
Speaker 2: second half, we were doing a lot of kick the
Speaker 2: ball out of bounds and let it roll a little
Speaker 2: way so we could catch our breath, just to waste
Speaker 2: some time because we are so freaking tired. Jordan had
Speaker 2: to go out. He was cramping.
Speaker 1: He had to go get stretched out on the sideline.
Speaker 3: So you were a man down.
Speaker 2: Well, a girl came in and the girl that never
Speaker 2: played she would come in and it was like we
Speaker 2: were playing a band down, you know, because she didn't
Speaker 2: know what she was doing.
Speaker 3: Was she decent?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, Ray, she couldn't kick the ball. She went to
Speaker 2: kick the ball one time and no, and she fell
Speaker 2: flat on her face, literally face playing it into the
Speaker 2: ground and the other team stopped to make sure she
Speaker 2: was okay. That's how I mean. They had to stop
Speaker 2: the play because they were worried.
Speaker 1: She was hurt. That sportsmanship and.
Speaker 2: She would get on the and she'd be on for
Speaker 2: like three minutes. I'd look at the other girls in
Speaker 2: the Southern beach, are you guys good? Get Blondie off,
Speaker 2: Get Blondie off. I was like, I appreciate her coming,
Speaker 2: but I'm here to win. Get Blondie out. And it
Speaker 2: was amazing.
Speaker 1: I appreciate her alo tank top and shorts athleisure, but
Speaker 1: she's not good at soccer. No, no.
Speaker 2: And I after the game, I said, Nicole, what the
Speaker 2: hell are you thinking? Like, what are you bringing a
Speaker 2: girl that's never played for She goes, I don't know.
Speaker 2: She just she said she wanted to play. Mike, Nicole,
Speaker 2: you gotta do better.
Speaker 1: I mean, at that point, you guys are just looking
Speaker 1: for a warm body. Hey, we were, but we were
Speaker 1: moving on.
Speaker 2: We're moving on to next week and the boys will
Speaker 2: be there as we have marched all the way to
Speaker 2: the championship. Matt, we are in the ship next Wednesday
Speaker 2: night at seven to fifteen.
Speaker 1: Are you really yeah? That's CMA Fest. Are you sure
Speaker 1: that isn't that softball game? No softball games?
Speaker 2: Monday Stadium is Thursday, Wednesday night, seven fifteen. The boys
Speaker 2: will be there. They will be face painted, and we
Speaker 2: are going for the ship.
Speaker 3: Is the team favorite it or you guys the.
Speaker 2: Team were playing? They beat us in the regular season. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: so if that makes.
Speaker 3: You what part of town is that.
Speaker 2: It's on the eastern eastern seaboard. I swing it, dude,
Speaker 2: what time seven to fifteen?
Speaker 1: I'm out.
Speaker 3: I could have bet at five.
Speaker 1: Dude, it's right by our old crib.
Speaker 3: I get that.
Speaker 1: I don't know if the gas station might be closed.
Speaker 3: I'll go to Rosie Pepper.
Speaker 1: No, no, our gas station. It has to be because the.
Speaker 3: The I mean, you know, people were shot.
Speaker 2: No, no, the uh the how the apartments across the street,
Speaker 2: they're empty, like they're about to be bulldozed.
Speaker 3: Because they're doing tall and skinnies.
Speaker 2: I don't know if they're rebuilding, doing something upgrading them.
Speaker 2: I don't know what they're doing. I have to look
Speaker 2: at the plans, but they're absolutely empty. Thirty seconds to
Speaker 2: tell you this, Yeah, baser. We went to the mall
Speaker 2: in Green Hills. And then when she gets me in
Speaker 2: the car and she lets me go to a sports
Speaker 2: bar at the mall, then she knows she can just
Speaker 2: totally play with me.
Speaker 1: And we had agreed to the mall, and she decided
Speaker 1: to go to a TJ Max uh painted door, and
Speaker 1: we ended up in our old neighborhood. Oh. It took
Speaker 1: us to some TJ Max on the exact same street
Speaker 1: we used to live on, and I said, go right,
Speaker 1: just I can't see this neighborhood anymore. Please go straight. No,
Speaker 1: we're not going on Call Hall. No, go right, We're
Speaker 1: not going that way to TJ Max. Thank god. She
Speaker 1: makes a left, right, left, gets back on Douglass and
Speaker 1: out of there. It was terrifying being back in that area.
Speaker 3: I see the.
Speaker 1: YMCA, Margaret Maddock, she goes, who would work out there?
Speaker 2: Me?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Me? I did for an entire year. It was
Speaker 1: the worst gym ever. Hey, there was nobody under fifty that.
Speaker 2: Brand new gas station that sells pizzas. I stopped there
Speaker 2: after the game stop there, got some drinks because I
Speaker 2: was so dang thirsty. On the corner on the corner, Man,
Speaker 2: that was built when we were there. It would got
Speaker 2: built while we were there. And the homeless are still there? Hey,
Speaker 2: hey man, just if you can bless me on the
Speaker 2: weekend and way out, bless me man?
Speaker 1: And that that hot I believe it's a pork missile
Speaker 1: or do they have They have missiles for sure.
Speaker 3: And nachos on the corner is still there?
Speaker 2: Yeah, how they're just right there on the corner. It's
Speaker 2: a good location.
Speaker 1: I can't believe all the businesses to stay in business
Speaker 1: that one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, amazing, dude. It was memory Lane, Memory Lane. We'll
Speaker 2: take a break. We'll be right back.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 2: Are the NBA Finals ever gonna start? Like I? I
Speaker 2: thought the I thought the Pacers had already wrapped up
Speaker 2: the series. I didn't realize they still hadn't They played
Speaker 2: last night? They got blowed out. I mean, what are
Speaker 2: we doing?
Speaker 3: That's good? We want game six?
Speaker 1: We want games? Do we?
Speaker 2: They're not even fun to wat? I mean, I guess
Speaker 2: the first few, but last night was blowed out.
Speaker 1: City.
Speaker 2: At least I get a Saturday night game. I turned
Speaker 2: it on and it was they were down by thirty.
Speaker 2: I was like, well, no need to watch that.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 2: It was like the second or third quarter and I
Speaker 2: just like kids got to bed and I'm like, all right,
Speaker 2: let me see what's going on the game.
Speaker 1: Well, now what am I going to watch.
Speaker 3: With the running gun?
Speaker 1: Three pointer?
Speaker 3: I thought about it.
Speaker 1: The reason has changed the game is teams can now
Speaker 1: and if they are hot, if they are cooking. As
Speaker 1: a kid, say, you have the potential to blow a
Speaker 1: team out by forty, and that has happened several times
Speaker 1: in these NBA playoffs. I mean, I mean the thunder.
Speaker 1: Oh my game wasn't even close. That's what I was
Speaker 1: gonna say.
Speaker 2: They blew them out by like it blowed them out,
Speaker 2: blowed out by like forty.
Speaker 1: Again. See, I want a Game seven in Madison Square.
Speaker 1: But I just think the Pacers at home on a
Speaker 1: Saturday night that that place is can be in toego.
Speaker 2: Now, that would be Game seven at Madison Square Garden.
Speaker 2: I would sign up for that.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I would love that. We're sports historians and
Speaker 1: you don't want to Game seven at Madison Square Garden.
Speaker 2: I didn't say I don't want one. I'm just saying,
Speaker 2: is it really gonna get there?
Speaker 1: Have you ever been in Madison Square Garden? No, I've
Speaker 1: been outside of it, so have I. Dude, a block
Speaker 1: away and you can feel the aura. I walked right by.
Speaker 3: That's a powerful venue.
Speaker 1: Titan Nissan Stadium, you know you got the you kind
Speaker 1: of almost you actually feel like a vagrant when you
Speaker 1: walk past it. But Madison Square, the Garden, that's the
Speaker 1: home of basketball. That's a powerful venue. Can you imagine
Speaker 1: walking to a game, any game? Dude, Madison Square. Baby,
Speaker 1: you're not a fan.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I even like it. I mean,
Speaker 2: it's fine, it's awesome.
Speaker 3: The fans know how to.
Speaker 1: Cheer, well, they know how to cheer. I understand. The
Speaker 1: guy gets a three pointer, the fans start rising to
Speaker 1: their feet. Yankee Stadium, Madison Square, they know Rucker Park?
Speaker 1: Do they know how to root on a game?
Speaker 2: What the hell does Yankee Stadium have to do with
Speaker 2: Rutcker Park.
Speaker 1: They know when to cheer. Oh, this isn't Colorado Rockies.
Speaker 1: That's have an avalanche. The Rockies are in the playoffs.
Speaker 1: This isn't Sirt Barnum and Bailey Circus plays. They know
Speaker 1: when to cheer, they know when to root, they know
Speaker 1: when to be funny that the crowds in New York
Speaker 1: are barn one the best. And I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 1: So don't say we don't want a game seven. No,
Speaker 1: I want a game seven. But they have to get
Speaker 1: past it. I literally thought the series.
Speaker 2: Was over and I saw last side they were playing.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, let me turn it on down thirty. Okay,
Speaker 2: you can turn that off. Thanks for that. That was entertaining.
Speaker 1: Brunson cooked. Halliburton efficiency wise had the most efficient game
Speaker 1: in the history of college and professional basketball. I believe
Speaker 1: it was even more efficient than Joekick when he got
Speaker 1: thirty twenty twenty and had like some efficiency point total
Speaker 1: of fifty. Haliburton was in the forties the other game.
Speaker 1: He knew he was gonna fall off, and he did
Speaker 1: in a big way. Yeah, he had a horrible game.
Speaker 2: And then I got the terrible news that college football
Speaker 2: is looking at a five plus eleven model, five highest
Speaker 2: ranked conference champions plus eleven at large. Here we go,
Speaker 2: everybody gets in. This is about to get so boring.
Speaker 3: I'm fine, I'm fine.
Speaker 1: I'm balls deep right now in Heisman there is about
Speaker 1: a litany of players that I've never heard of. The
Speaker 1: only guys I've heard of is arch Manning, Garrett Nussmeyer,
Speaker 1: and klub Nick because he's supposed to win the Heisman
Speaker 1: like three years ago. Other than that, you know he
Speaker 1: went to school right Texas Westlake. Outside of those cast
Speaker 1: of characters, I have no idea who these guys are.
Speaker 1: Talk about some turnover. Uh, you got Drew alhar broke
Speaker 1: his leg one day and now he's in the race
Speaker 1: for to win the Heisman.
Speaker 3: You know it's quarterback central.
Speaker 1: You got a guy, you got the guy they always
Speaker 1: talked about being seventeen. You got a wide receiver for
Speaker 1: Ohio State. You got a wide receiver for Alabama. Those
Speaker 1: two guys, the Williams guy, the Williams and Williams. And
Speaker 1: then you got saying just saying he's up at Ohio
Speaker 1: State new quarterback. Other than that, I don't know who
Speaker 1: these kids are. We know it's not gonna be a
Speaker 1: defensive player that wins the Heisman. It's never a wide receiver.
Speaker 2: I mean, last year Illinois would have been in the
Speaker 2: playoffs in college football. Oh my god, right now, whoa
Speaker 2: that screens? Let me watch that I can't freaking wait.
Speaker 1: Guys, I have done some very rudimentary metrics and calculations.
Speaker 1: I say, klubnik Clemson has a pretty easy schedule. They
Speaker 1: play LSU first game of the year. If there is somebody,
Speaker 1: it's Clubnick eight times your money.
Speaker 2: And people, oh, you don't like march madness. In college
Speaker 2: football and college basketball are totally different animals. Five guys
Speaker 2: on the court is way different than eleven beasts on
Speaker 2: a football field. Five on five on a basketball court.
Speaker 2: One guy gets hot and you can upset the big dog.
Speaker 2: It's that easy football there is. It's not the same animal.
Speaker 2: Like the parody in college football is nothing compared to
Speaker 2: in college basketball. Basketball is a different animal. We don't
Speaker 2: need sixteen because after sixteen we're gonna go to twenty four.
Speaker 2: Then we're gonna go to thirty two. Do we really
Speaker 2: need that many college football teams in the playoffs? Do
Speaker 2: we really think Illinois deserves to be in the playoffs?
Speaker 2: Iowa State? Do we really think they need to be
Speaker 2: in the playoff? Come on, it is so gross. Nothing
Speaker 2: is gonna matter in the regular season.
Speaker 3: Nothing.
Speaker 2: You're gonna have three to four losses and get in
Speaker 2: the playoff. This is gonna be so fun.
Speaker 1: Yay, and guys, I don't know if any of you
Speaker 1: guys bet anymore. I don't know. It's whitewashed the entire country, frankly,
Speaker 1: but if you are thinking about it, there is a
Speaker 1: futures bet that is just right for the taking right now.
Speaker 2: Callaway to win Most Improved at Coaches Convention five.
Speaker 1: Justin said, unless somebody dies and comes back from the dead,
Speaker 1: Callaway is a lock at minus one thousand to be
Speaker 1: comeback Coach of the Year. That's funny.
Speaker 3: He texted me that every day.
Speaker 1: Unless somebody goes it becomes a corpse, is revived in
Speaker 1: the er Roub, Callaway is an absolute locke as come
Speaker 1: back coach of the Earth the convention.
Speaker 2: That's really that's really funny.
Speaker 1: I mean that unless somebody is pronounced dead about to
Speaker 1: be put in the ground and they come back, they
Speaker 1: will not win. That's really funny. Oh man, I wanted
Speaker 1: to say this. Caitlyn Clark, she's hurt for two weeks, guys,
Speaker 1: and her odds keep dropping. She was even money to
Speaker 1: win MVP. Now it's plus three hundred. Some places have
Speaker 1: it plus five hundred. There's only three girls that can
Speaker 1: win it, Asia Wilson, Nofista Collinser and Caitlin Clark. Asia
Speaker 1: Wilson won won it last year. There's rarely a repeat winner.
Speaker 1: And she's not even having as good a Yearnfisia Collier. Guys,
Speaker 1: she's just having a great start.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 1: Caitlin Clark is your MVP, and you're gonna win four
Speaker 1: times your money you got and you don't have to
Speaker 1: do it even right now. Save up, wait another couple
Speaker 1: of paychecks because she's not gonna be back for another
Speaker 1: two weeks.
Speaker 2: But this is the time to bet if you're gonna bet,
Speaker 2: because when she comes back, the odds will go down.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So in the next two weeks, save up your money,
Speaker 1: don't eat, don't don't don't go out and have that
Speaker 1: drinks with the boys, the white girls. As I'm saying,
Speaker 1: you're gonna go have a fancy Italian dinner or you're
Speaker 1: gonna stay at home and have his olies. Let's do that.
Speaker 3: So save your money. Caitlin Clark MVP.
Speaker 1: I have no idea why the betting sides had pushed
Speaker 1: it to like five times your money.
Speaker 2: Also got to talk about disappointments. Not only do was
Speaker 2: I disappointed with my non honey nut cheerios this morning
Speaker 2: Survivor season fifty cast. They hyped it up like it
Speaker 2: was gonna be a celebration of the fifty season, the
Speaker 2: forty nine seasons of Survivor, and we have like a
Speaker 2: few from the beginning of Survivor, and then we have
Speaker 2: like fifteen players from the last ten years of Survivor.
Speaker 1: Who is it Richard Hatch better build a wheelchair ramp
Speaker 1: on the island.
Speaker 2: He's not on it, but someone Jenna from the first
Speaker 2: season is on there or something. But it's like that
Speaker 2: they have three people from this past season, season forty eight,
Speaker 2: Like that's way too many to have from season forty eight.
Speaker 2: I don't understand.
Speaker 1: The shows are notorious for doing that Big Brother that
Speaker 1: an All Star in nineteen and Big Brother six, Big
Speaker 1: Brother seven, Big Brother eight, Big Brother seven was All Stars.
Speaker 1: They had five Big Brother sixers on. They just bring
Speaker 1: the people on from the previous year because they're already
Speaker 1: in that rotation of doing it. It's easier for the producers.
Speaker 2: I see what you're saying, and I thought the same
Speaker 2: thing is that the people that are older like the
Speaker 2: earlier seasons. They're older now, so it's harder for them
Speaker 2: to get away. They may have jobs, kids, they may
Speaker 2: just be older like physically. And these new people, these
Speaker 2: are what the people remember. So maybe we wouldn't remember
Speaker 2: some of those people. But it's like you said, it
Speaker 2: was gonna be a celebration of all time. So bring Boston, Rob, Sandra,
Speaker 2: bring bring all these huge names from all the years.
Speaker 2: Instead of cramming like fifteen out of the last eight
Speaker 2: years down our throat, three people from last season. It
Speaker 2: wasn't that good of a season. I mean, it was
Speaker 2: a good season, but to have three out of the
Speaker 2: twenty four for season fifty out of that one season.
Speaker 1: Well, and imagine that they call as a producer, Hey John, Hey,
Speaker 1: yeah you were last season a survivor yet so you
Speaker 1: ain't been doing right?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Well then hey, if your schedule is still cleared out
Speaker 1: from last season, you've been doing some press and speaking
Speaker 1: appearances where you get like a couple hundred bucks and
Speaker 1: now it's probably dwindled.
Speaker 3: Hey you want to do a season again. It's very
Speaker 3: easy to.
Speaker 1: Do that that you may be right.
Speaker 2: They're bringing back two winners, a bunch of them have
Speaker 2: made the final tribal council. They have Season forty nine
Speaker 2: will air in the fall. Two people from that season
Speaker 2: are coming.
Speaker 1: Well, and I'm actually gonna give you some info here.
Speaker 1: You're gonna find this interesting. Not just the truck drivers,
Speaker 1: what about tug butters. Nah, they're tugging along.
Speaker 2: Can I just tell you Box's favorite segments.
Speaker 1: What if everybody that's Batter's box here is when we
Speaker 1: talk Survivor, he loves it, batter of the Box. You're
Speaker 1: gonna love this insight. I heard from the Big Brother people.
Speaker 1: They'll reach out to a ton of people. They get
Speaker 1: turned down by a ton of people because it ain't
Speaker 1: nobody that is in their cush little job or career
Speaker 1: gonna be making more money going on Survivor. So I'll
Speaker 1: tell you the stipend ain't that great the food they
Speaker 1: can afford groceries. Tons of them turn them down until
Speaker 1: Survivor sweetens it. Hey, we'll give you this much more money,
Speaker 1: until and then there's I've heard from the Big Brother
Speaker 1: people they'll say, hey, well come on, if you bring
Speaker 1: this person so you can do that as well. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of grimy stuff that goes on behind the scenes,
Speaker 1: but it's I know you love your survivor. Maybe it's
Speaker 1: not that coveted as it was. Oh it's still coveted.
Speaker 1: But I'm telling you that you're seeing the people that
Speaker 1: accepted show the list of the people that said, go yourself.
Speaker 1: I have a six figure job and I'm begging a supermodel.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna go eat dirt for a month.
Speaker 1: Good point.
Speaker 3: Ah yeah, my girls face down right now.
Speaker 1: What am I gonna go live with a bunch of
Speaker 1: animals for two months?
Speaker 2: Not shower, not brush my teeth, get out of Boston,
Speaker 2: rob popping?
Speaker 1: Oh, good point?
Speaker 2: And then I and then this is the first time
Speaker 2: they've ever announced the cast before. So are these cast
Speaker 2: members now DM and each other? Hey we need to
Speaker 2: work together. Hey we need to get together. We need
Speaker 2: me and you if we're on the same alliance.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they all do that. Plans change once you get
Speaker 1: punched in the face. But Big Brother, all the seasons
Speaker 1: usually decided to work together. Season six and Big Brother
Speaker 1: they went in Hot to All Stars ended up losing it,
Speaker 1: but they were all a team for the longest time.
Speaker 2: I just got an update. Baby Box two is thrown
Speaker 2: up twice this morning. Well, sorry, man, his last day. Man,
Speaker 2: it's like back when I believe mine was a first
Speaker 2: grade I missed the last day of first grade because
Speaker 2: I got chicken pox. First day, last day of first grade.
Speaker 2: I wasn't at school because that chicken pox.
Speaker 1: Rough man. But there's nothing you can do about it, man,
Speaker 1: Justin knewman, hed take you?
Speaker 3: Justin? What's a cure for vomit?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean he's got graduation, and I do. We gotta
Speaker 2: get him better, We gotta. We got a puppe full liquid.
Speaker 1: And you need to see if they have in town
Speaker 1: one of those you know for the drunks. They have
Speaker 1: the IV Yeah, maybe a kid ivy, Oh they could
Speaker 1: do that. Yeah, they come over with some skittles and
Speaker 1: some sour patch kids.
Speaker 2: All right, everybody, have a good weekend. I'll let you
Speaker 2: know if we make it a graduation.
Speaker 1: This is sad, guys, All eyes on Jose Ramirez tonight
Speaker 1: or Justin the great has fallen and he is now
Speaker 1: called the Hits Merchant, And he goes, would you please
Speaker 1: always call me that? That's a badass nickname.
Speaker 2: Okay, Hits Merchant, you're such an idiot, hey, coachers, The
Speaker 2: free throw Merchant there's.
Speaker 1: A deep cut.
Speaker 2: But is there any way you have an audio from
Speaker 2: when Ray interviewed Kevin James. No, no, sorry, sorry, Edward dude.
Speaker 3: I tried finding it.
Speaker 1: No, I never saved it, and they deleted a lot
Speaker 1: of stuff in our system. We're trying to not get canceled. Yeah, alright, man,
Speaker 1: what a weekend? All right? I have a good weekend.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna stop it? Basically, I was like budding,
Speaker 1: all right, it is Kevin James promoting my movie hey,
Speaker 1: and this is me? Hey man? Was I able to
Speaker 1: ping from Texas to the aquarium all the.
Speaker 3: Way over to you in the zoo?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I guess. So this is Kevin James talking about
Speaker 1: my movie What's up? What do you want? And I
Speaker 1: go and I go, what do you want? He goes, well,
Speaker 1: you're interviewing me, And I go, hey man, are you
Speaker 1: still fat like you were in Kungbu Panthers? He said,
Speaker 1: it's confusing you. Which one do you use? The panda?
Speaker 1: And then there was a hang up pretty close after that,
Speaker 1: hey man, I was watching your new movie look confused
Speaker 1: at one point between you and the panda.
Speaker 3: You can't do that anymore that I gotta be canceled.
Speaker 3: He hanged up, just piste on.
Speaker 1: That you.
Speaker 3: At what point the interview just stopped?
Speaker 1: And I go, what do you want? And he goes,
Speaker 1: you're interviewing me? He thought he'd already got hit over
Speaker 1: the head. And I hit him with a fat joke
Speaker 1: on the way out, like, dude, that was just such
Speaker 1: low hanging through. What was I doing? What do you want?
Speaker 1: A great interview tactic? I didn't realize you have to
Speaker 1: continue an interview going on.
Speaker 3: You can't just hit him with what do you want?
Speaker 1: What a great interview tactic? Say what do you want?
Speaker 1: As they compare him to and then he goes like,
Speaker 1: is this serious or all right? Man? You know what?
Speaker 1: All right? You man? And hangs up. Then hits me
Speaker 1: with one of these he said, is this you being serious?
Speaker 1: Oh man?
Speaker 3: We promoted the heck out of that movie, though.
Speaker 2: Oh man, it's still getting run all these years later.
Speaker 2: I got tears. I got tears, oh man.
Speaker 1: And then at the end, I go, quote for quote,
Speaker 1: I go, at the very end of it, you remember
Speaker 1: what I said? I look over at you because you
Speaker 1: were in the room, and I go, is that bad?
Speaker 1: I just remembered that I in my head I kind
Speaker 1: of thought it was good.
Speaker 3: What was I think? You?
Speaker 2: Hey, we just had Kevin James and he was off
Speaker 2: for a toll in twenty eight seconds.
Speaker 1: Was that bad? Oh my god? So stupid?
Speaker 3: Bones was so first?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, on there the last star in my life,
Speaker 1: and I think I got banned from the show for
Speaker 1: like two months or something.
Speaker 3: Good times.
Speaker 2: Oh Kevin James, I guarantee you remembers that interview. Check
Speaker 2: out that movie, guys, how great would it be if
Speaker 2: we got him on a gimme it? Heymember just a
Speaker 2: little twenty four year old. It was just beating you
Speaker 2: over the head on an interview. No way, there's no
Speaker 2: way that has ever happened to him all.
Speaker 1: Of his life. No one compared it to the panda.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 1: I was cracking one liners at his expense. He's the
Speaker 1: movie star. Like, wait a minute, I'm supposed to be
Speaker 1: cracking the one line.
Speaker 2: Oh man, that's so funny.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. We gotta go, Yeah, we gotta go.