WEBVTT - It's Pre-K Graduation Time 

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<v Speaker 1>Yop. Yeah you're not on. I'm not on. There I am.

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<v Speaker 1>It's glad to be back man, or it's good to

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<v Speaker 1>be back. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there it goes. It's working today. Yeah, you know, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>you in the non music and the not having headphones,

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<v Speaker 2>it really is throwing this pot off, like why are

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<v Speaker 2>you not wearing headphones? Why do you not turn the

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<v Speaker 2>music on? Why do you not do anything?

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody's one episode away from just losing it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm just trying to figure out is there a

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<v Speaker 2>reason like that you didn't want to do this that

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<v Speaker 2>you didn't want the headphones? Is it you don't like

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<v Speaker 2>hearing the music? It's just interesting, it's too much in

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<v Speaker 2>the weeds. But there is.

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<v Speaker 1>A a very pair of headphones that we used to

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<v Speaker 1>always use, and I loved how it almost puts it

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<v Speaker 1>straight from your mouth into your ears. These new age

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<v Speaker 1>headphones there's a split second delay, and it throws me

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<v Speaker 1>the hell off. It's tough for me to complete sentences.

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<v Speaker 1>I do run on sentences. I am not able to

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<v Speaker 1>properly articulate semi colon's without the headphones. This is how

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<v Speaker 1>I talk in real life. I can finish sentences I

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<v Speaker 1>understand what you're saying. I'm talking hello man at the

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<v Speaker 1>gas station. How are you with the headphones? It's how

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<v Speaker 1>are you? You? You? You? Hey?

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<v Speaker 3>My name's Sissons. It throws me the hell off.

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<v Speaker 1>That's weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't you just get a good pair of headphones.

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<v Speaker 1>With that said, these headphones that everybody has, you Steve

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<v Speaker 1>me Amy does like some iPhone ones, Eddie no Idea,

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<v Speaker 1>Morgan Beats, I believe bones, inter ears, but everybody these

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<v Speaker 1>expensive hundred dollars headphones actually blow the headphones from yesteryear

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<v Speaker 1>that I can't find anywhere. Were the best ones where

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<v Speaker 1>it's immediacy from the mouth to the ears.

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<v Speaker 2>I am feeling great. I love my headphones. There's no delay,

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<v Speaker 2>there's no nothing. These are absolutely perfect. And I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know what I mean. I literally just walked in the store,

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<v Speaker 2>grinding him off the show. I don't do any research.

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<v Speaker 2>I just grabbed them. Oh these might be good and

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<v Speaker 2>bottom so I don't even know how much these costs.

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<v Speaker 2>You could maybe google him. Maybe they don't even make

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<v Speaker 2>them anymore because they're really old. They've been around for

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<v Speaker 2>at least twelve years. But yeah, it's just really weird.

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<v Speaker 2>But let's start the show man, that's Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just waiting for the Big show to get mad

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<v Speaker 1>at me because I'll talk to bones and I only

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<v Speaker 1>have one ear on, so I'm waiting for him to

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<v Speaker 1>be like, hey, dude, the music is too loud. Sorry dude,

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<v Speaker 1>I can barely hear it all. We got what headphone?

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't realize you only had one headphone on. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>glad you don't just go headplone lists there you would

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<v Speaker 2>be in that wouldn't fly.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>We did a segment the other day. I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>remove him entirely, and he would have killed me.

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<v Speaker 2>You would you would have died. And see, so I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not mad at you this Friday. I'm just gonna smile.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna look at you and be like, hey, yay,

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<v Speaker 2>good job man.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, it's cool.

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<v Speaker 3>We got so much to cover.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh we got so much to cover, man, we got

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<v Speaker 2>so much much to cover. Right, Yeah, I love short weeks.

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<v Speaker 3>They're the best.

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<v Speaker 1>They're the best.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, I mean, this, being already Friday is amazing. I guest,

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<v Speaker 2>it is an amazing feeling when you wake up and

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<v Speaker 2>it's like, wow, today's Friday already.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoooo and you don't appreciate stuff. When you were younger

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<v Speaker 1>in college, we had three day weeks in Texas State,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe it was four. There was no class on Friday

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<v Speaker 1>at Texas State. I know there was.

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<v Speaker 2>You just didn't take them. You took Monday Wednesday classes

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<v Speaker 2>and Tuesday Thursday classes.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a year they outlawed them. No one person

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<v Speaker 1>had Friday classes. That's just not accurate.

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<v Speaker 2>It is no, it's not you couldn't take one. I

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<v Speaker 2>guarantee you that's not accurate. I guarantee it.

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<v Speaker 3>All my cats rise up.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I know that everybody had them Monday, Wednesday, Tuesday

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<v Speaker 2>Thursday class schedule. I never had that all my classes,

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<v Speaker 2>every one of them, not every one of them. But

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<v Speaker 2>there was never a semester where it's like, oh, this

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<v Speaker 2>class is offered Monday and Wednesday. Only if I was

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<v Speaker 2>doing a Monday Wednesday, it was always offered on Friday.

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<v Speaker 2>So I always had Monday, Wednesday Friday. I never had

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<v Speaker 2>that four day week they changed.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm telling you, you can ask Billy South Beach.

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<v Speaker 2>So I understand that your friends took certain courses that

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<v Speaker 2>were not offered on Friday, but there was no chance

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<v Speaker 2>that the whole university was closed on Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just not accurate. Me. My ex in two thousand

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<v Speaker 1>and eight, look it up somewhere. There's doubt to be

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<v Speaker 1>able to fact check it. Me, my ex girlfriend Billy

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<v Speaker 1>and South Beach would sit in my apartment on Friday,

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<v Speaker 1>watch the Herd talk about what we're gonna bet for

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<v Speaker 1>college football because nobody had class. Classes didn't exist at

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<v Speaker 1>Texas State on Friday. That is four people out of

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<v Speaker 1>thirty thousand.

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<v Speaker 3>In all different majors.

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<v Speaker 1>It I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>That's there's not possibility that the Texas State decided, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what, we'll just try this for one year. We'll

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<v Speaker 2>just this out of nowhere. We've been in existence for.

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<v Speaker 1>One hundred years.

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<v Speaker 2>But in two thousand and eight, we're gonna decide, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what, there's not gonna be a single class on.

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<v Speaker 1>Friday, and see how it goes.

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<v Speaker 2>And then the very next semester they changed back to

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<v Speaker 2>classes on Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>They would not do that. I don't. I graduated then,

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<v Speaker 1>so I don't know if it continued. I didn't right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably right now there's no one at Texas State going

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<v Speaker 2>to school because it's Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>That means there's no classes offered today. So I'm saying

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<v Speaker 1>right now, it's probably so out by that little river

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<v Speaker 1>right that runs through downtown.

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<v Speaker 3>Never got into that one.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I would have. Oh you should have. It

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<v Speaker 1>was too cold and it was a lot of seaweed

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<v Speaker 1>in there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but it wasn't about the seaweed. And it wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>really about the river, right, It was about the things

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<v Speaker 2>that were laying around by the river. Like That's what

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<v Speaker 2>it was about, right, Like, it wasn't about you getting

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<v Speaker 2>in that nang river. Like as much as you want

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<v Speaker 2>to say, oh, I wasn't into Like who cares. It's

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<v Speaker 2>sort of like Barton Springs. Man, I should have gone

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<v Speaker 2>to Barton Springs more when I when I was in

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<v Speaker 2>my mid twenties.

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<v Speaker 1>Did they go naked there? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Their top was at least she And that's what I'm saying,

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<v Speaker 2>like I should have been more into Barton Springs. I

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<v Speaker 2>went a few times, but like after Friday and night

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<v Speaker 2>on Sixth Street, I should have got up and on

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<v Speaker 2>Saturday afternoon about noon, roommate and I we should have

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<v Speaker 2>headed to Barton Springs. But we never did. And I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know what our problem was, And I realize it

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<v Speaker 2>now like we should have done that.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the place to be.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but that's okay, sort of like you and the river.

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<v Speaker 1>It was too cold.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, let's start it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's do it. Arnold, any update on him. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>try and check in later in the show. I think

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<v Speaker 1>that sounds good. That sounds great.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, all right, let's do it live.

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<v Speaker 1>We ah the one two sore losers? What up, everybody?

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<v Speaker 1>I am Lunchbox.

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<v Speaker 2>I know the most about sports, so I'll give you

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<v Speaker 2>the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much

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<v Speaker 2>a sports genius.

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<v Speaker 1>Y'all had sison. I'm from the north, I cannot hear

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<v Speaker 1>the audio. I'm going condomless, and I'm an alpha male.

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<v Speaker 1>I live on the west side. Then move to the

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<v Speaker 1>north side with Beazer, the country two point two acres,

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<v Speaker 1>two point two kids of Vanderbilt. Justin checks on them

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<v Speaker 1>in the electrophysiology unit every single day. And she over

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<v Speaker 1>to you, coach, Oh, how did I sleep last night?

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for asking? Ray.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you We've got emotion emotional city going

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<v Speaker 2>on in my house right now. Because baby Box finished

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<v Speaker 2>kindergarten a week ago. Now baby Box two, today is

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<v Speaker 2>his big day. Today is pre K graduation. He's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>walk that stage and his cap and gown. Amazing, it's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be what a wonderful feeling, a big accomplishment. If

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<v Speaker 2>you're able to graduate pre K, the future is limitless.

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<v Speaker 3>Does anybody get held back?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Wow, that's a rough start of it. Now.

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<v Speaker 2>When I say they get held back, it means that

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<v Speaker 2>their parents just start them late in kindergarten.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's no. The school doesn't hold him.

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<v Speaker 3>Back, got it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And so we've been trying to hype him up

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<v Speaker 2>and he's excited, but oh, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>They had the spelling be last night, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Last night he was very emotional, upset about things, crying

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<v Speaker 2>and I said, Bud, what's wrong. He goes, I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just sad that I'm not going to see my

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<v Speaker 2>friends anymore. And I'm like, yeah, are you sad about

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<v Speaker 2>leaving with Sarah? No, No, it's more of my friends.

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<v Speaker 2>It's more of my friends. And he's had the best,

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<v Speaker 2>same best friend since he was about a year old

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<v Speaker 2>and his roll dog. Yeah, him and her have been

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<v Speaker 2>side by side the whole time. All pictures from when

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<v Speaker 2>they were one years old, they'd crawled to each other

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<v Speaker 2>in the classrooms and they just all the way up

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<v Speaker 2>they have been best friends. And next year when they

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<v Speaker 2>go to elementary school, they won't be at the same school.

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<v Speaker 2>They are going to separate schools. And he is heartbroken, devastated,

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<v Speaker 2>and it ends today.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, we're going private. Nope, we're not going private.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it where you guys live? Is that the what

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<v Speaker 3>you say?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's why the Dods moved. I can't put what

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<v Speaker 1>I was saying was in Michigan it is freedom of choice.

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<v Speaker 1>You can go to any school you want. Really, in Tennessee,

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<v Speaker 1>it's where. It's all determined by geographically where you live.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's how it is everywhere I've lived, maybe because

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<v Speaker 2>in where'd you say Michigan?

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's Maria told me the exact wording. It is

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<v Speaker 1>freedom of sexuality, freedom of orientation, freedom of choice. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And he lives in Boomer lives in Gwynn and goes

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<v Speaker 1>to a school thirty minutes away. Oh, because they're better

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<v Speaker 1>at sports. Didn't know that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, you can transfer, like you can try to

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<v Speaker 2>lottery into certain schools to portal and three day No, no, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>they hit the portal in kindergarten non have you ever

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<v Speaker 2>thought about hitting the portal?

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<v Speaker 1>I heard a hunter's lane is looking up.

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<v Speaker 2>I have never seen so many parents stressed out about

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<v Speaker 2>what school they're going to get into. You want to

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<v Speaker 2>hit the portal to a privy because they wherever they live,

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<v Speaker 2>wherever they live, they don't like that school, so they

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<v Speaker 2>want to go to one ten minutes away in a

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<v Speaker 2>different neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 3>Why do you think the dods be lined it out

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<v Speaker 3>of town so.

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<v Speaker 2>They you have to lottery in. You can't just like

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<v Speaker 2>apply there, you apply and then you get lottery. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know exactly how they determine it, but everybody's like,

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<v Speaker 2>are you freaking out about work? And I'm like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>We're just going to school. We're going to like we

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<v Speaker 2>with the one we are zoned for. We will be

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<v Speaker 2>at that school. Don't worry about it. We're not We're

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<v Speaker 2>not doing this lottery crap. We're not trying to stress

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<v Speaker 2>out like we're getting into Harvard.

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<v Speaker 1>The Spurs get or the the Mavericks get Cooper Cup

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<v Speaker 1>and we get baby Box.

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<v Speaker 3>Gez and true the lottery ball in pre k.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, it's for real, like one percent. I'm being serious.

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<v Speaker 2>Like people were like oh my gosh, this Monday. This

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<v Speaker 2>Monday is when we find out this this Monday, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not gonna be able to sleep all weekend. And some

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<v Speaker 2>of them get it back and it was like, oh man,

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<v Speaker 2>we're number fifty on the wait list. Don't think we're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be able to get in. I'm like, wow, roll

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<v Speaker 2>the dice, roll the dice. You don't even get your

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<v Speaker 2>top choice. But anyway, so he's very sad last night,

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<v Speaker 2>very emotional, crying, upset, lashing out, which is not like

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<v Speaker 2>baby Box too. He is the most chill dude. So

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<v Speaker 2>he goes to bed. Everything's great, two am, Dad, Dad,

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<v Speaker 2>can you go party with me?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you're about to get up for the show though, too.

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<v Speaker 2>Well at two am, I'm not about to get up.

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<v Speaker 2>I still got two hours of sleep to go. And

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like yeah, and I go in there and he

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<v Speaker 2>peas and he goes, Dad, I think I'm gonna throw up.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'm gonna throw up. No. I'm like no, no, no, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 2>This is your last day of school. Like, you can't

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<v Speaker 2>be sick, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>These kids are throwing up more now than the Vandy

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<v Speaker 1>Bro's on Broadway last night and I'll hang up and listen.

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<v Speaker 2>So he sits there and I'm like, Bud, do you

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<v Speaker 2>need to go poopoo?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe like you have it Tommy eight, I can try

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<v Speaker 1>to go poopoo. Yeah, that's that's a reverse throw up.

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<v Speaker 1>And he sits down.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a back door throw up, son, and.

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<v Speaker 2>He has a bunch of gas. He goes, poopoo. We

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<v Speaker 2>are good to go. We are good to go. And

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, all right, good get it. Get him back

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<v Speaker 2>in bed, get upstairs, go to sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what.

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<v Speaker 3>Dad's gotta go too.

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, three o'clock, three o'clock. I get a that's

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<v Speaker 2>about time for the show. Yeah, I know, I got

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<v Speaker 2>about an hour left to sleep. And I get a

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<v Speaker 2>tap on the shoulder Dad, Dad, I threw up a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit in my bed.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, what leave it for the maid?

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<v Speaker 2>He goes, I threw up a little bit in the bed.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, all right, do you need to throw

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<v Speaker 2>up more? Go in the bathroom. He goes, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>need to throw up more. But I threw up a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit in my bed. And I go look at

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<v Speaker 2>his bed and he's got a little throw up in there.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm all right, here I'll get you a bowl

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<v Speaker 2>out of the kitchen, and I put him in the

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<v Speaker 2>guest room and put him in that bed, and he

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<v Speaker 2>goes asleep, and three point thirty I hear the ding

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<v Speaker 2>of the bowl, and I hear run in there, and

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<v Speaker 2>he's thrown up a little bit. And then he comes

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<v Speaker 2>and goes in our bathroom and he poops again. And

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<v Speaker 2>now my wife is debating, what do we do?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and not being the sexist, where was she?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>She she sleeps with air plugs. Ray you massage is

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<v Speaker 1>chauvenus page No no, no, no, trust me.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I'm the one that has to get up

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<v Speaker 2>for work, so I am very like, uh, you can't

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<v Speaker 2>get up. But she sleeps with ear plugs. She sleeps

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<v Speaker 2>with the ear plugs. And I'm asked she sleeps with

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<v Speaker 2>all this crap because she thinks it's hard to sleep.

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<v Speaker 3>And what else? The bondage tape?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I take that off before she goes to bed.

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<v Speaker 3>Ray hancuffs too, But that's earlier.

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<v Speaker 2>That's when she's not behaving. So she's having a debate

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<v Speaker 2>what does she do today? She's texting me like do

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<v Speaker 2>I take him? Do I not take him? Do I

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<v Speaker 2>take him? For the morning and then pick him up

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<v Speaker 2>before rest time. But I don't want to miss him,

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<v Speaker 2>to miss his last outdoor time. So my thing is

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<v Speaker 2>is he sick or is he.

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<v Speaker 3>Just nervous game time decision?

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<v Speaker 2>And they're having a popsicle party today and he's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to miss my popsicle party. And I'm like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want you to miss your popsicle party either,

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<v Speaker 2>but I don't want you to get sick and then

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<v Speaker 2>tell them, tell you can't come to graduation tonight. We

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<v Speaker 2>got graduation tonight, right.

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<v Speaker 1>If he gets sicked on the playground, that's legendary status.

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<v Speaker 1>Those kids are going to remember that, They will remember

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<v Speaker 1>on Baby Box two's last day when he puked all

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<v Speaker 1>over the freaking playground, and that it could be his

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<v Speaker 1>signature moment at the schools when he pukes on his

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<v Speaker 1>best friend on the way out. You just never know

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<v Speaker 1>how it's gonna shake out. You really hat got to

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<v Speaker 1>send him to school. Let the tea and you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>my name's Bennett, I ain't in it.

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<v Speaker 3>My name's y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>It's up to y'all teachers.

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<v Speaker 2>I really I kind of agree with you. I want

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<v Speaker 2>him to experience. The one last day, like yesterday, when

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<v Speaker 2>I went to pick him up and they were having

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<v Speaker 2>snack time and they were in the classroom and we're leaving.

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<v Speaker 2>He goes, Dak, can we play the Monster game? And

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<v Speaker 2>the Monster Game is where I tell him, oh, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>hungry and I want a kid sandwich, and I chase

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<v Speaker 2>him around the playground and sometimes I do it with

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<v Speaker 2>his classmates when they're out there and they all go crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Monster Game.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure the parents love that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a little weird when the other parents show

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<v Speaker 2>up and I'm chasing them around and I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Not a teacher.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, you know what mood cares.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in it not And what did you say? Cancel culture,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys, cancel yourself. I'm be not in it. Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Paul. It's up to y'all. There you go.

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<v Speaker 2>And so I was like, yeah, Bud, so we get

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<v Speaker 2>you know, baby Box three out of his class.

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<v Speaker 1>My name Sid is that your you know stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 2>That's good, that's really good. And we just had the

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<v Speaker 2>playground to ourselves. Yesterday it was us those two and

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<v Speaker 2>me playing the Monster game. He was showing me baby Box,

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<v Speaker 2>was showing baby Box two was showing me his a

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<v Speaker 2>little trick of wrapping the swing all the way up.

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<v Speaker 2>And then they have a little box they built out

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<v Speaker 2>a little toys. You stand on it, you jump on

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<v Speaker 2>the swing, and then it unravels and you get dizzy showing.

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<v Speaker 1>Me all that.

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<v Speaker 2>So it was just a moment yesterday when we had

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<v Speaker 2>the playground to ourselves. And then that's what I'm thinking, like, man,

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<v Speaker 2>he's got to go to school today so we can

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<v Speaker 2>experience the last of everything. We got to clean out

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<v Speaker 2>his cubby, we gotta get his blanket, his pillow, everything.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, this is huge, it's huge.

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<v Speaker 2>I ain't can remember any of it. Probably not, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>probably not gonna remember any of it. But yes, so

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<v Speaker 2>graduation tonight. What if he vomits on the stage.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, they're starting him young with these grad parties.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, they only grad pre k. We don't do

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<v Speaker 2>graduation for kindergarten. Like a lot of schools, there is

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<v Speaker 2>no kindergarten graduation. And so baby Box did not have

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<v Speaker 2>a graduation. He just walked out of school and that

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<v Speaker 2>was the end of kindergarten.

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<v Speaker 3>And here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>When you get those kids up on the podium, I

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<v Speaker 1>believe it's the bleachers, the stands maybe is what we

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<v Speaker 1>called it. Let's just call it stands. When you get

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<v Speaker 1>him on there, and then I'm sure for graduation you

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<v Speaker 1>have that. It's the first time you learn if you

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<v Speaker 1>got any pukers in the grade, because that's when I

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<v Speaker 1>learned that was his name, Paul, Paul and Paul, and

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<v Speaker 1>ain't y'allul Paul. Yeah, well that's when we learned that

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<v Speaker 1>Paul was a puker. Oh, everybody's normal in class. But

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<v Speaker 1>when you get up on those podium, on those stretch

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<v Speaker 1>out bleachers and you're standing in front of people, so

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<v Speaker 1>when you realize, people get nervous and queasy, so put

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<v Speaker 1>up or show up.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, this one is more of an outdoor stage, and

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<v Speaker 2>they stand on one side, they call their name, they

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<v Speaker 2>walk cross stage, and they go off.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no standing up there. It's at a brewery. It

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<v Speaker 2>lasts the whole graduation ceremony lasts about seven minutes total.

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<v Speaker 1>What one of the parents owns the brewery knowing genius

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<v Speaker 1>sell some drinks.

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<v Speaker 2>The parents their kid used to go to this this

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<v Speaker 2>preschool and now they're older and they're in school, but

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<v Speaker 2>we still use the brewery as our graduation spot.

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<v Speaker 3>All parents are going to get a couple of drinks.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna make some money, and guess what, later on,

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<v Speaker 1>kids are going to become alcoholics.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, man, that's what we're dealing with. That's how

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<v Speaker 2>I slept last night. Thanks for asking me. I really

0:18:26.880 --> 0:18:28.720
<v Speaker 2>appreciate that. Yeah, we'll take a break.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll be right back. Give it to me.

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<v Speaker 3>How I slept?

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<v Speaker 2>No, give me, I don't. I figure you slept great.

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<v Speaker 3>Slept good.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been doing this new thing where I don't eat dinner,

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<v Speaker 1>so I wake up hungry. So you're not mad? Excuse me? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>See what when you wake up? Are you mad or happy?

0:18:48.000 --> 0:18:50.159
<v Speaker 1>I'm just like, oh man, I'm already awake. We're going

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<v Speaker 1>to change that attitude with the Sison camp. At Cison Headquarters,

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<v Speaker 1>we do a new thing where we don't eat dinner,

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<v Speaker 1>so you wake up famished and hungry and ready to

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<v Speaker 1>start your day. So, Basers, what do you want for dinner?

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<v Speaker 1>I said, you know my new rule, I don't eat dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>An hour later, Hey, seriously, though, do you want to

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<v Speaker 1>go get some fast food or something? I'm starving? No? No,

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<v Speaker 1>My new thing, Baser is I don't eat dinner, and

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<v Speaker 1>so guess what she didn't eat either? Last night? I

0:19:11.680 --> 0:19:14.239
<v Speaker 1>didn't eat. We woke up starving to death. I had

0:19:14.280 --> 0:19:17.640
<v Speaker 1>a yogurt protein shake, just ready to rock the day.

0:19:17.840 --> 0:19:20.359
<v Speaker 1>But the sleep, it improves it because you don't got

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of food floating around your body all night.

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<v Speaker 1>So I woke up at midnight, I said, ah, wake

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<v Speaker 1>up a little bit later, twelve thirty, wake up later one.

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<v Speaker 1>I just slept great. I could have woke up at

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<v Speaker 1>midnight and felt fine. Huh. And then your shift, you're

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<v Speaker 1>three hours later a little do we know you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have to throw up episode?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? And then I was really excited because I saw

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<v Speaker 2>my wife bought some honey nut cheerios a box. And

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna tell you what, honey nut cheerios are delicious, fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>You read them, well, I'm gonna join in with you. Bro.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't had cereal in ten years.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, we don't get it that often for some reason.

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<v Speaker 2>But she decided she was at the store. I think

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<v Speaker 2>she took baby box with her and he convinced her, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>let's get some cereal. So honey nut cheerios, and I'm like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and I sit down. I pour a huge bawl all

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<v Speaker 2>the way to.

0:20:08.280 --> 0:20:10.680
<v Speaker 1>The rim, all the way to the rim. Rim. Job

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<v Speaker 1>right then, job? Then I pour the milk in.

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<v Speaker 3>Honey you get that one.

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<v Speaker 1>Pour the milk in. No, she's still in bed.

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<v Speaker 2>When I'm eating and I start eating, it's regular cheerios,

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<v Speaker 2>not even honey nut.

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<v Speaker 3>That's almost pour out worthy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, what a waste of time.

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<v Speaker 1>Graham and Grandpa rest in peace, love their souls. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what Grahams would try to do to us.

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<v Speaker 3>Brutal. They gotta be honey nut they had.

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<v Speaker 2>If they're not honey nut, then what are we doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Like why are we just doing regular cheerios?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, Grandpa?

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<v Speaker 1>At what point do I start eating non honey cheerios

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<v Speaker 1>and grape nuts?

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<v Speaker 3>Good gosh.

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<v Speaker 2>So it was an absolute waste of a breakfast. It

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<v Speaker 2>was absolutely a disappointing moment when I thought, oh my gosh,

0:20:52.200 --> 0:20:55.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm about to eat some honey nut cheerios, have some

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<v Speaker 2>delicious deliciousness in my mouth, and I had just plain

0:20:58.840 --> 0:21:01.199
<v Speaker 2>old cheerios, and I was like, well, that was disappointing.

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<v Speaker 1>Ray.

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<v Speaker 3>I was looking for some south in my mouth. Start

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<v Speaker 3>the weekend off.

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<v Speaker 2>So Yeah, that's how I started out my day. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I started out my night bad, started out my morning bad.

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<v Speaker 2>But then you tell me you got great news about

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<v Speaker 2>Justin's Yeah, I'm excited.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. So guys, he's playing Beat the Streak. Listen

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<v Speaker 1>to another episode. If you want to learn about the

0:21:17.520 --> 0:21:20.320
<v Speaker 1>game quickly. You got to get fifty seven hitters in

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<v Speaker 1>a row. You can take a day off, you can

0:21:21.840 --> 0:21:23.640
<v Speaker 1>do two at a time. They have to get a hit.

0:21:23.800 --> 0:21:26.320
<v Speaker 1>You can pick anybody. You can pick a pitcher, pick

0:21:26.359 --> 0:21:29.040
<v Speaker 1>a catcher. Actual pitchers don't hit anymore, but they have

0:21:29.119 --> 0:21:31.399
<v Speaker 1>to get one hit. Doesn't matter how they get. It

0:21:31.440 --> 0:21:35.679
<v Speaker 1>has to be scored a hit. Justin at fifteen and

0:21:35.720 --> 0:21:39.480
<v Speaker 1>he still has the opportunity to use his safety card.

0:21:39.920 --> 0:21:41.800
<v Speaker 1>And what we learned is between ten and fifteen you

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<v Speaker 1>can actually pick two people and you'll still get safety

0:21:45.119 --> 0:21:48.480
<v Speaker 1>at fifteen. So the most advantageous place in this entire

0:21:48.560 --> 0:21:51.200
<v Speaker 1>game is at fifteen because you can pick two guys

0:21:51.240 --> 0:21:53.120
<v Speaker 1>and if both of them miss, or one of a miss,

0:21:53.160 --> 0:21:56.119
<v Speaker 1>you still stay at fifteen. Oh even both miss. Yes, wow,

0:21:56.240 --> 0:21:59.320
<v Speaker 1>I did massive research and learn that for Justin. Thank you,

0:21:59.359 --> 0:22:02.680
<v Speaker 1>And I'm still way for the text to say thank you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because I did.

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<v Speaker 3>I did. I deep dived.

0:22:05.320 --> 0:22:07.120
<v Speaker 1>He went to a bunch of different players and saw

0:22:07.200 --> 0:22:08.840
<v Speaker 1>other guys that picked too and see if they still

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<v Speaker 1>had their streak saver by picking two and missing two

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<v Speaker 1>at fifteen.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's I digress.

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<v Speaker 1>Justin last night picks a guy for James Wood for

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<v Speaker 1>the Nationals. Is it okay? A lefty? He's pretty good.

0:22:22.000 --> 0:22:23.960
<v Speaker 1>He's a good, good little kid. And then he got

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<v Speaker 1>one one of the oakland A's guys. Well they got smoked. Yeah,

0:22:28.160 --> 0:22:31.160
<v Speaker 1>so he should have picked so his James Wood guy

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<v Speaker 1>went one for three. AI. We've been doing a little

0:22:33.440 --> 0:22:37.399
<v Speaker 1>work with AI. AI said, the smartest player to pick

0:22:37.640 --> 0:22:41.200
<v Speaker 1>based on whip walks, hits, per innings pitched, e RA,

0:22:42.000 --> 0:22:46.480
<v Speaker 1>stadium factors is James Wood of the Nationals. And he

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<v Speaker 1>got a hit.

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<v Speaker 3>So Ao was correct.

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<v Speaker 1>AI smart. Well, Justin decided to do his little algorithms

0:22:52.680 --> 0:22:54.159
<v Speaker 1>and he went with an oaklan A who has the

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<v Speaker 1>worst offense in baseball. He got three at bats and

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<v Speaker 1>got pulled from the game. He went oh for three,

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<v Speaker 1>So Justin he loses his golden dildo, his golden condom.

0:23:03.320 --> 0:23:06.119
<v Speaker 1>I texted him this morning, I said, you are now

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<v Speaker 1>without your golden dildo. You must raw dog all the

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<v Speaker 1>way to fifty seven. But he's still at fifteen. But

0:23:13.040 --> 0:23:16.280
<v Speaker 1>he did not move from the last podcast. Wow, Bud,

0:23:16.359 --> 0:23:19.159
<v Speaker 1>he is holding on for dear life. He's top thousand

0:23:19.240 --> 0:23:21.480
<v Speaker 1>in the world right now. That's pretty impressive. And he

0:23:21.560 --> 0:23:25.520
<v Speaker 1>tells me he's going with Jose Ramirez. I believe Guardians. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>who do they play? No idea. But like the addict

0:23:29.880 --> 0:23:32.000
<v Speaker 1>that he is, he texts me, I already know my

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<v Speaker 1>next hitter, Jose Ramirez.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, dude, take a day off, take ten minutes,

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<v Speaker 2>Take ten minutes to look and decide who you want.

0:23:40.080 --> 0:23:42.679
<v Speaker 1>Man, No need to make the decision right after you

0:23:42.720 --> 0:23:43.160
<v Speaker 1>get beat.

0:23:43.359 --> 0:23:46.800
<v Speaker 2>So root along with Justin Jose Ramirez. We need to

0:23:46.880 --> 0:23:49.399
<v Speaker 2>hit today. Let's see what Let's see what time the

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<v Speaker 2>Guardians play today.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't heard anything back from him. Oh, here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>I will be at the pool for the next forty

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<v Speaker 1>eight hours.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh and then Boomer. You did some research on Boomer

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<v Speaker 2>which I thought was quite fascinating.

0:24:07.760 --> 0:24:10.159
<v Speaker 3>Yes, so Boomer finished his season. Guys, he was pitching.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, they play the Angels today, and so watch along.

0:24:15.119 --> 0:24:16.640
<v Speaker 1>And if you two want to do go to MLB

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<v Speaker 1>dot com. It's not a promotion or whatever. Just do it.

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<v Speaker 3>We have fun doing it.

0:24:19.960 --> 0:24:21.200
<v Speaker 1>No, we don't. It's not fun.

0:24:21.400 --> 0:24:26.080
<v Speaker 2>It's not fun because it's impossible and it's really freaking hard. Yeah.

0:24:26.119 --> 0:24:27.840
<v Speaker 1>And remember when I told you guys about the thirteen

0:24:27.880 --> 0:24:30.320
<v Speaker 1>run game. I see on the Facebook pages they're still

0:24:30.320 --> 0:24:32.800
<v Speaker 1>playing it and it is so fun. And you guys

0:24:32.800 --> 0:24:34.679
<v Speaker 1>are welcome because I told you about it.

0:24:34.720 --> 0:24:37.199
<v Speaker 2>Now I am playing that game. It's a great But

0:24:37.280 --> 0:24:39.919
<v Speaker 2>here's the thing. I had no idea I had the

0:24:39.920 --> 0:24:43.080
<v Speaker 2>Miami Marlins, so I didn't even look. I gave up,

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<v Speaker 2>and all I need is twelve in thirteen runs.

0:24:46.040 --> 0:24:48.520
<v Speaker 1>That's pretty impressive because it is shocking that they got

0:24:48.520 --> 0:24:50.760
<v Speaker 1>a ten and eleven five. That's what I'm saying.

0:24:50.800 --> 0:24:53.760
<v Speaker 2>I had no idea the Miami Marlins would keep me

0:24:53.840 --> 0:24:56.480
<v Speaker 2>in this contest. Once they told me that I drew

0:24:56.520 --> 0:24:59.640
<v Speaker 2>the Miami Marlins because it was random drawlah, I never

0:24:59.680 --> 0:25:02.520
<v Speaker 2>even looked back. I had no idea. And someone posted, man,

0:25:02.560 --> 0:25:05.000
<v Speaker 2>I still need this for the win. I'm like, am

0:25:05.000 --> 0:25:07.600
<v Speaker 2>I still alive? Can you send me the link? And

0:25:07.640 --> 0:25:10.360
<v Speaker 2>they posted the link and I need twelve and thirteen

0:25:10.640 --> 0:25:13.880
<v Speaker 2>from the Miami Marlins. So I mean, what a day.

0:25:14.240 --> 0:25:16.040
<v Speaker 1>And if you guys want to fall along with that

0:25:16.160 --> 0:25:18.960
<v Speaker 1>game at home, it doesn't matter who's running the pool. Literally,

0:25:18.960 --> 0:25:21.760
<v Speaker 1>in Google, just type in thirteen run pool and you

0:25:21.800 --> 0:25:23.960
<v Speaker 1>can choose the date that it started and it'll show

0:25:23.960 --> 0:25:26.399
<v Speaker 1>you who's in the lead. Pretty fun. Have you done that? No,

0:25:26.560 --> 0:25:28.440
<v Speaker 1>because that's how you can follow along. You're able to

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<v Speaker 1>change the date as long as you know the exact

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<v Speaker 1>date I started.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know the date they started. Why would I

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<v Speaker 2>know that?

0:25:33.920 --> 0:25:34.560
<v Speaker 3>Well, I don't know.

0:25:34.600 --> 0:25:36.399
<v Speaker 1>But that's that's how it's then able to tell you

0:25:36.440 --> 0:25:38.240
<v Speaker 1>who's gotten what runs. Let me tell you.

0:25:38.320 --> 0:25:40.720
<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you about my organizational skills and when

0:25:40.800 --> 0:25:42.919
<v Speaker 2>things start and win things in I don't pay attention

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<v Speaker 2>to anything. If I would have had a team that

0:25:44.480 --> 0:25:46.760
<v Speaker 2>I knew scored runs, like let's say I had the

0:25:46.840 --> 0:25:49.919
<v Speaker 2>Yankees or you know, the Phillies or someone like that,

0:25:49.960 --> 0:25:51.880
<v Speaker 2>I would have been dialed in. But when you give

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<v Speaker 2>me the Miami Marlins, don't even care.

0:25:55.200 --> 0:25:57.600
<v Speaker 3>So Boomer is playing high school baseball.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a junior. He made first team, which is pretty

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<v Speaker 1>outstanding accomplishment as a junior. Mean, he made varsity. Yeah,

0:26:04.359 --> 0:26:05.680
<v Speaker 1>he's been on the varsity team, but he made a

0:26:05.720 --> 0:26:08.840
<v Speaker 1>first team All conference, got it, so that was pretty cool.

0:26:09.200 --> 0:26:12.440
<v Speaker 1>Conferences are district divisions whatever, so we call it a districts,

0:26:12.440 --> 0:26:15.520
<v Speaker 1>but I don't know everybody's different. It makes you go

0:26:15.560 --> 0:26:18.520
<v Speaker 1>state lines, it makes those sense ABC level A plus

0:26:18.720 --> 0:26:21.760
<v Speaker 1>B plot. I have no idea, but I decided to

0:26:22.040 --> 0:26:23.800
<v Speaker 1>watch all of his games. They may have this app

0:26:23.880 --> 0:26:26.639
<v Speaker 1>called Game Changer, so I'm able to see every pitch

0:26:26.680 --> 0:26:29.880
<v Speaker 1>he's thrown the entire year. So I thought a very

0:26:29.880 --> 0:26:32.480
<v Speaker 1>interesting and good metric is first pitch strikes.

0:26:32.560 --> 0:26:34.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's huge. I mean Greg Maddox was always first

0:26:35.000 --> 0:26:36.480
<v Speaker 2>pitch strike. So if you're going to make it in

0:26:36.520 --> 0:26:38.760
<v Speaker 2>the league, got to have a first first pitch strike.

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<v Speaker 1>And in the majors, the best are in the seventy

0:26:41.280 --> 0:26:44.320
<v Speaker 1>percentile range, the worst in the sixties. But to be

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<v Speaker 1>in the majors, you really have to have a sixty

0:26:46.800 --> 0:26:49.520
<v Speaker 1>percent rate of about sixty percent, and you can figure

0:26:49.560 --> 0:26:52.240
<v Speaker 1>it just go MLB savant. You have to have a

0:26:52.359 --> 0:26:55.879
<v Speaker 1>sixty rate of sixty sixty rate of first pitch strikes,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. So Boomer May first, West would fifty three percent,

0:27:01.680 --> 0:27:04.520
<v Speaker 1>Kingsford May eighth. They're pitching about once a week sixty

0:27:04.600 --> 0:27:09.160
<v Speaker 1>nine percent. Gladstone May thirteenth forty seven percent, Oh Rudyard

0:27:09.200 --> 0:27:12.760
<v Speaker 1>May seventeenth, forty five percent, Oh Holton May twenty first,

0:27:12.880 --> 0:27:17.439
<v Speaker 1>thirty one percent, Oh Menominee May twenty eight eighty six percent.

0:27:17.520 --> 0:27:19.639
<v Speaker 1>Here we go, and that's it. It's a pretty short season.

0:27:19.840 --> 0:27:25.400
<v Speaker 1>So overall, one hundred and four batters faced fifty four

0:27:25.520 --> 0:27:28.960
<v Speaker 1>first pitch strikes fifty two percent. To get into majors,

0:27:28.960 --> 0:27:30.840
<v Speaker 1>you need to get to sixty percent, So we need

0:27:30.880 --> 0:27:32.800
<v Speaker 1>to up that a little bit. And maybe he was

0:27:32.840 --> 0:27:33.560
<v Speaker 1>just being careful.

0:27:33.560 --> 0:27:35.720
<v Speaker 2>Maybe was their power hitter with runners on, he didn't

0:27:35.720 --> 0:27:37.240
<v Speaker 2>want to lay one in there on the first pitch.

0:27:37.800 --> 0:27:40.760
<v Speaker 2>You know, scenarios create stats. So, I mean, it's a

0:27:40.840 --> 0:27:43.680
<v Speaker 2>very good season. Did they win? Did they make the playoffs?

0:27:43.680 --> 0:27:44.359
<v Speaker 2>How did Boomer do?

0:27:44.440 --> 0:27:46.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? It all starts tomorrow, so they're going on to

0:27:46.520 --> 0:27:47.440
<v Speaker 1>the playoffs tomorrow.

0:27:47.560 --> 0:27:50.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh so we still got more. Yeah, so that was

0:27:50.240 --> 0:27:53.879
<v Speaker 2>just it is their ace. Yeah, Boomer's the ace. I

0:27:53.920 --> 0:27:57.520
<v Speaker 2>would say, Yeah, holy crap. It just must be a

0:27:57.600 --> 0:27:58.479
<v Speaker 2>nice being a lefty.

0:27:59.760 --> 0:28:00.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it must be.

0:28:00.680 --> 0:28:01.679
<v Speaker 3>I mean, of all that.

0:28:01.760 --> 0:28:05.440
<v Speaker 1>Two things, I noticed, dude never threw more than two

0:28:05.560 --> 0:28:08.720
<v Speaker 1>or three balls in a row. Pretty impressive the.

0:28:08.680 --> 0:28:09.800
<v Speaker 2>Fact that you went back.

0:28:10.359 --> 0:28:12.720
<v Speaker 1>No, I've been doing it all month. Oh but I

0:28:12.760 --> 0:28:14.840
<v Speaker 1>was a little behind caught up this morning. Sorry.

0:28:14.960 --> 0:28:16.360
<v Speaker 2>I thought you did that in one night.

0:28:16.520 --> 0:28:18.560
<v Speaker 1>No. I was like, dude, you need to get a life.

0:28:18.640 --> 0:28:20.600
<v Speaker 1>Some of the camera angle because it's just a person

0:28:20.640 --> 0:28:23.400
<v Speaker 1>putting their phone on the fences. And sometimes you can't

0:28:23.440 --> 0:28:25.520
<v Speaker 1>tell well, no, no, no, I can tell pretty dang good.

0:28:25.920 --> 0:28:28.679
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes the camera angle is brutal and it's shaking the

0:28:28.680 --> 0:28:30.320
<v Speaker 1>whole time. But you know what, I do my due

0:28:30.320 --> 0:28:31.760
<v Speaker 1>diligence and I get in there and I get the

0:28:31.760 --> 0:28:35.000
<v Speaker 1>balls and strikes. Other times it is a pimp angle

0:28:35.040 --> 0:28:37.160
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, this is awesome. I wish I could

0:28:37.200 --> 0:28:38.520
<v Speaker 1>watch it in person. What do I want to do

0:28:38.600 --> 0:28:40.560
<v Speaker 1>next year? I want to retire. I want to get

0:28:40.560 --> 0:28:42.400
<v Speaker 1>a gun and I want to gun every one of

0:28:42.440 --> 0:28:44.840
<v Speaker 1>his pitches to see how fast he's throwing.

0:28:45.960 --> 0:28:47.200
<v Speaker 2>But next year is senior year.

0:28:47.320 --> 0:28:48.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's it'll be my last shot of doing it

0:28:48.960 --> 0:28:49.920
<v Speaker 1>if he never makes college.

0:28:50.040 --> 0:28:52.280
<v Speaker 2>But you're gonna have to go and watch his senior day, right.

0:28:52.120 --> 0:28:54.080
<v Speaker 1>That's why I want to I want to graduate. I

0:28:54.120 --> 0:28:57.160
<v Speaker 1>retire so I can go do that for the whole

0:28:57.160 --> 0:28:57.680
<v Speaker 1>month of May.

0:28:58.480 --> 0:29:01.440
<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean you'd have to do the podcast from

0:29:01.720 --> 0:29:03.920
<v Speaker 2>remotely right, because I mean I wouldn't be able to

0:29:03.960 --> 0:29:05.920
<v Speaker 2>do this by myself. It'd be like, hey, how are

0:29:05.920 --> 0:29:07.640
<v Speaker 2>you doing today? Oh, I'm doing good.

0:29:07.680 --> 0:29:09.320
<v Speaker 1>How are you? Oh I'm doing good? How are you?

0:29:09.360 --> 0:29:11.080
<v Speaker 2>I mean, that would be really weird. We'll take a

0:29:11.080 --> 0:29:19.479
<v Speaker 2>break and we'll be right back. Ray drama, drama, drama, drama.

0:29:20.040 --> 0:29:20.840
<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you man.

0:29:21.960 --> 0:29:27.760
<v Speaker 2>Wednesday night co ed soccer, it was playoff time, my

0:29:27.920 --> 0:29:31.720
<v Speaker 2>team versus another team. If you win, you play a

0:29:31.800 --> 0:29:35.280
<v Speaker 2>second game that night. And I look at the schedule

0:29:35.280 --> 0:29:37.040
<v Speaker 2>and we're up against a team that didn't win a

0:29:37.080 --> 0:29:41.200
<v Speaker 2>game all year. They scored a total of four goals,

0:29:42.360 --> 0:29:47.840
<v Speaker 2>give up, gave up fifty two goals, only scored four.

0:29:48.240 --> 0:29:51.160
<v Speaker 2>Then I was like, oh my gosh, we're gonna have

0:29:51.200 --> 0:29:54.000
<v Speaker 2>two games on Wednesday night. So when I'm kissing the boys,

0:29:54.280 --> 0:29:56.080
<v Speaker 2>because it's eight fifteen and then it would have been

0:29:56.160 --> 0:29:59.160
<v Speaker 2>nine to fifteen and I'm kissing the boys, I'm leaving,

0:29:59.200 --> 0:30:03.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, love you boys, Love you boys, Love you boys.

0:30:03.840 --> 0:30:05.760
<v Speaker 2>You're right, Dad, You're gonna be home real soon, right,

0:30:05.760 --> 0:30:08.600
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, noh, bud, We're gonna have two games tonight,

0:30:09.120 --> 0:30:12.080
<v Speaker 2>two games, and I'd send out the group text, hey,

0:30:12.120 --> 0:30:13.240
<v Speaker 2>who's in, who's out?

0:30:13.760 --> 0:30:14.960
<v Speaker 1>In? In in?

0:30:15.760 --> 0:30:19.280
<v Speaker 2>Our goalie hadn't responded, so eleven am Wednesday morning, I

0:30:19.280 --> 0:30:21.400
<v Speaker 2>finally texted him individually. I said, hey, are you coming?

0:30:21.680 --> 0:30:23.160
<v Speaker 2>He goes, I'm in good?

0:30:23.400 --> 0:30:23.840
<v Speaker 1>All right?

0:30:24.120 --> 0:30:26.120
<v Speaker 3>Are you c U, M, I, N G.

0:30:26.640 --> 0:30:29.640
<v Speaker 1>And then no, that's not what I put. Ah, that's

0:30:29.640 --> 0:30:31.280
<v Speaker 1>not what I put. Are you coming?

0:30:31.520 --> 0:30:34.120
<v Speaker 2>And then Nicole says, hey, I got an extra girl

0:30:34.240 --> 0:30:36.560
<v Speaker 2>sub that way we have, you know, plenty of girls

0:30:36.560 --> 0:30:37.320
<v Speaker 2>on the Oh.

0:30:37.400 --> 0:30:41.560
<v Speaker 1>Nicole the girl at Odie's our friend. She's a bartender,

0:30:41.800 --> 0:30:45.120
<v Speaker 1>brunette hair. You got a shelf on her. She has

0:30:45.120 --> 0:30:48.480
<v Speaker 1>a shelf, but she doesn't work at Odie's. It's different girl. Yeah,

0:30:48.560 --> 0:30:49.680
<v Speaker 1>different girl. Uh.

0:30:50.040 --> 0:30:53.080
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like sweet, So I roll up. James is

0:30:53.120 --> 0:30:56.880
<v Speaker 2>there and Nicole's there, and then her friend shows up.

0:30:56.880 --> 0:30:59.000
<v Speaker 2>She's like, oh, here's my friend that I told you.

0:30:59.040 --> 0:31:00.360
<v Speaker 2>And I was like all right, sweet. I was like

0:31:00.840 --> 0:31:03.400
<v Speaker 2>what's your name? And she was like Caroline, My nice

0:31:03.440 --> 0:31:05.440
<v Speaker 2>to meet you. I'm like, so what position do you play?

0:31:06.360 --> 0:31:07.880
<v Speaker 2>She goes, Oh, I've never played soccer.

0:31:08.680 --> 0:31:10.080
<v Speaker 3>This is the team we're fielding.

0:31:10.440 --> 0:31:13.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm like what, She goes, Yeah, I just I know

0:31:13.320 --> 0:31:15.240
<v Speaker 2>Nicole play, so I just thought it'd be fun to

0:31:15.280 --> 0:31:15.720
<v Speaker 2>try it.

0:31:15.960 --> 0:31:17.600
<v Speaker 3>Bro, you can get baser to play.

0:31:18.920 --> 0:31:22.400
<v Speaker 1>And I get real quiet, and I kind of like

0:31:22.400 --> 0:31:23.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm stretching out.

0:31:23.160 --> 0:31:24.800
<v Speaker 2>She goes, I think I scared him by the tone

0:31:24.800 --> 0:31:24.959
<v Speaker 2>of them.

0:31:25.000 --> 0:31:27.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't play soccer. Said no, no, I'm not scared.

0:31:27.800 --> 0:31:31.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm not scared. It's cool. It's cool, it's cool. Don't

0:31:31.160 --> 0:31:31.719
<v Speaker 1>worry about it.

0:31:31.760 --> 0:31:33.120
<v Speaker 3>Did you say this is playoff time?

0:31:33.600 --> 0:31:35.440
<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to put that pressure on her.

0:31:35.480 --> 0:31:37.440
<v Speaker 2>I was just like, I was like looking at the

0:31:37.480 --> 0:31:39.640
<v Speaker 2>cole like I was trying to give Himicole a look

0:31:40.200 --> 0:31:42.160
<v Speaker 2>like without giving her a look like, what the hell

0:31:42.120 --> 0:31:44.880
<v Speaker 2>are you thinking bringing someone that's never played soccer to

0:31:44.920 --> 0:31:45.600
<v Speaker 2>playoff time?

0:31:46.440 --> 0:31:47.160
<v Speaker 1>That makes sense?

0:31:47.280 --> 0:31:48.320
<v Speaker 3>And if they can compete?

0:31:48.600 --> 0:31:52.240
<v Speaker 1>Says something about your league is at a conference or division.

0:31:52.880 --> 0:31:55.800
<v Speaker 2>So then where it's just me and James, our goalie

0:31:55.800 --> 0:31:56.320
<v Speaker 2>shows up.

0:31:56.480 --> 0:31:57.000
<v Speaker 1>It's Matt.

0:31:57.080 --> 0:31:59.040
<v Speaker 2>We need one more dude. Jordan's supposed to be there.

0:31:59.080 --> 0:32:02.000
<v Speaker 2>Where's Charlie? Then we get a text from Jordan gonna

0:32:02.000 --> 0:32:03.080
<v Speaker 2>be there right at game time?

0:32:03.200 --> 0:32:06.480
<v Speaker 1>Running late? All right, Michael, all right, cool man.

0:32:06.520 --> 0:32:10.120
<v Speaker 2>That's cool, Charlie. Anybody heard from Charlie.

0:32:09.880 --> 0:32:14.280
<v Speaker 1>Checked the chocolate factory. No, coach, I'm just trying to

0:32:14.280 --> 0:32:16.800
<v Speaker 1>get involved with this team. I don't know anybody about.

0:32:16.880 --> 0:32:18.720
<v Speaker 1>Do you have anybody in this building that plays in

0:32:18.760 --> 0:32:21.959
<v Speaker 1>your team? No, because I don't know a damn person

0:32:22.000 --> 0:32:25.600
<v Speaker 1>from Adam Charlie. I thought I knew Nicole from ODI's.

0:32:25.400 --> 0:32:28.320
<v Speaker 2>No, And so we hit Charlie. We like, hey, Charlie,

0:32:28.320 --> 0:32:29.600
<v Speaker 2>are you you parking right now?

0:32:29.680 --> 0:32:31.960
<v Speaker 1>Or what he responds?

0:32:31.960 --> 0:32:36.040
<v Speaker 2>He goes, oh, I guess I didn't tell you, guys,

0:32:36.040 --> 0:32:37.360
<v Speaker 2>but I'm not gonna be able to make it.

0:32:38.280 --> 0:32:39.240
<v Speaker 3>I've got Corona.

0:32:39.600 --> 0:32:40.800
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well there we are.

0:32:40.880 --> 0:32:44.400
<v Speaker 2>Now we're down to no guy subs if when Jordan

0:32:44.480 --> 0:32:47.320
<v Speaker 2>shows up, we got three guys for the whole night.

0:32:47.840 --> 0:32:49.040
<v Speaker 1>The goalie plays goalie.

0:32:49.680 --> 0:32:53.680
<v Speaker 2>Jordan shows up about fifteen minutes into the game, and

0:32:53.800 --> 0:32:55.920
<v Speaker 2>my strategy for this game is because they've only scored

0:32:55.960 --> 0:32:58.440
<v Speaker 2>four goals all year, Ray I said, listen, guys, we

0:32:58.480 --> 0:33:01.040
<v Speaker 2>don't even need to run. We should just put a

0:33:01.040 --> 0:33:02.640
<v Speaker 2>few in the back of the net and sit back

0:33:02.680 --> 0:33:03.320
<v Speaker 2>and relax.

0:33:03.880 --> 0:33:05.400
<v Speaker 3>You better run if you're gonna play the Pacers.

0:33:05.480 --> 0:33:09.160
<v Speaker 2>Boy, it couldn't have been more opposite Ray. They jump

0:33:09.240 --> 0:33:12.160
<v Speaker 2>out to a one nothing lead. After scoring four goals

0:33:12.200 --> 0:33:14.440
<v Speaker 2>all year, they jump out to a one nothing lead.

0:33:14.360 --> 0:33:15.800
<v Speaker 3>At short net turf.

0:33:16.280 --> 0:33:18.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, bro, I could score a goal in that crap.

0:33:18.760 --> 0:33:21.080
<v Speaker 1>Here's the problem. I would score on South Beach. He

0:33:21.160 --> 0:33:23.280
<v Speaker 1>was a kicker, and that we would play in the apartment.

0:33:23.320 --> 0:33:26.480
<v Speaker 1>I never played soccer. I'd score on his ass. That's great.

0:33:26.600 --> 0:33:28.000
<v Speaker 2>He was a kicker. He wasn't a goalie.

0:33:28.160 --> 0:33:30.800
<v Speaker 1>No, he played soccer, but he wasn't a goalie. Maybe

0:33:30.840 --> 0:33:32.720
<v Speaker 1>that's how I was able to score on Yeah.

0:33:32.840 --> 0:33:35.840
<v Speaker 2>So then Jordan shows up and what is Jordan wearing?

0:33:36.720 --> 0:33:37.480
<v Speaker 3>Banana thong?

0:33:37.680 --> 0:33:38.880
<v Speaker 1>No crocs?

0:33:39.440 --> 0:33:42.800
<v Speaker 3>He's like flut combs, got all those little giblets on it.

0:33:42.920 --> 0:33:45.280
<v Speaker 2>He says, hey, man, does anybody got cleats? I forgot

0:33:45.280 --> 0:33:46.360
<v Speaker 2>my cleats.

0:33:47.160 --> 0:33:52.240
<v Speaker 1>How in the world, as a grown ass adult do

0:33:52.360 --> 0:33:54.960
<v Speaker 1>you forget your cleats? Been there?

0:33:55.640 --> 0:33:58.480
<v Speaker 2>You know you are going to a soccer game as

0:33:58.560 --> 0:34:04.560
<v Speaker 2>an adult and you forgot your cleats? And so James Lucky,

0:34:04.600 --> 0:34:06.480
<v Speaker 2>He's like, hey, I got an extra pair, and he

0:34:06.520 --> 0:34:08.920
<v Speaker 2>goes where are they? He goes and puts them on. Well,

0:34:08.920 --> 0:34:12.680
<v Speaker 2>the problem is Jordan were size eleven. James is size ten.

0:34:13.560 --> 0:34:15.799
<v Speaker 2>So Jordan's feet are crammed up in there, hurting and

0:34:15.840 --> 0:34:19.560
<v Speaker 2>he can't run. He's complaining. Then luckily, out of nowhere,

0:34:19.600 --> 0:34:21.400
<v Speaker 2>Matt says, hey man, I got an extra pair. If

0:34:21.400 --> 0:34:22.920
<v Speaker 2>you want to go get him out of my car.

0:34:23.040 --> 0:34:24.080
<v Speaker 3>I'm home just like you.

0:34:24.200 --> 0:34:24.560
<v Speaker 1>Man.

0:34:24.719 --> 0:34:28.480
<v Speaker 2>So it's one nothing them at the half. They're up

0:34:28.520 --> 0:34:31.560
<v Speaker 2>one nothing and this team has scored four goals all year.

0:34:31.560 --> 0:34:34.600
<v Speaker 1>They haven't won a game. We have to win to advance.

0:34:34.920 --> 0:34:38.120
<v Speaker 1>So say you guys are Liverpool. What team would you

0:34:38.160 --> 0:34:40.640
<v Speaker 1>compare this to for our Premier League fans? Is this

0:34:41.000 --> 0:34:44.240
<v Speaker 1>Northwich City? Or nodding to m for us, Yeah, something

0:34:44.320 --> 0:34:44.520
<v Speaker 1>like that.

0:34:44.560 --> 0:34:48.120
<v Speaker 2>Okay, farther down way down there? All right, So we

0:34:48.200 --> 0:34:50.120
<v Speaker 2>get one goal, it's tied one to one. Then it's

0:34:50.160 --> 0:34:52.799
<v Speaker 2>back and forth. I mean we are running, we are exhausted.

0:34:52.920 --> 0:34:58.080
<v Speaker 1>You're not as good as Chelsea no or arsenal right, okay.

0:34:58.239 --> 0:35:00.560
<v Speaker 2>Him there, they're more to like. Okay, we we are

0:35:00.680 --> 0:35:06.279
<v Speaker 2>the you're Liverpool. I would say we're the Ravens and

0:35:06.320 --> 0:35:11.000
<v Speaker 2>they're more like the Browns, okay, or like the Titans.

0:35:11.200 --> 0:35:13.240
<v Speaker 1>Who are you on the Ravens? You're Derrick Henry?

0:35:13.960 --> 0:35:18.400
<v Speaker 2>Uh No, I'm more Ray the kicker, Dicker, Patrick Queen,

0:35:19.160 --> 0:35:25.040
<v Speaker 2>the Tucker. Oh Tucker, No, no, no, I'm not Tucker Man.

0:35:25.200 --> 0:35:31.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm not Tucker Man. I don't do the massages. Nope, nope, No,

0:35:31.239 --> 0:35:34.359
<v Speaker 2>Tucker's not on my team that I know about. Knowing

0:35:34.400 --> 0:35:37.799
<v Speaker 2>on my team is Tucker that I know about? And dude,

0:35:37.920 --> 0:35:40.160
<v Speaker 2>this was supposed to be our easy game and we

0:35:40.200 --> 0:35:43.319
<v Speaker 2>are dead exhausted, sprinting up and down the field trying

0:35:43.360 --> 0:35:46.560
<v Speaker 2>to get a goal. They come down three on one

0:35:47.239 --> 0:35:51.600
<v Speaker 2>Goalie blocks it, throws it out to Jordan. Jordan kicks

0:35:51.600 --> 0:35:53.279
<v Speaker 2>it off their person, trying to joke him, but it

0:35:53.280 --> 0:35:54.080
<v Speaker 2>bounces off their leg.

0:35:54.120 --> 0:35:56.280
<v Speaker 1>He gets a good bounce, he shoots.

0:35:56.800 --> 0:36:02.440
<v Speaker 2>He scores two Noble and after the ball goes in

0:36:02.480 --> 0:36:08.840
<v Speaker 2>the net, the reft tweet he scored with two seconds

0:36:08.880 --> 0:36:15.080
<v Speaker 2>to go to move us on in the playoff. But

0:36:15.120 --> 0:36:17.959
<v Speaker 2>the problem is we gotta play again, and we're playing

0:36:17.960 --> 0:36:19.279
<v Speaker 2>a team that didn't have to play. They got a

0:36:19.280 --> 0:36:22.800
<v Speaker 2>first round by so they're just sitting pretty. They're not tired.

0:36:22.880 --> 0:36:26.640
<v Speaker 2>We're exhausted. No guy subs how many game or daybreak?

0:36:27.560 --> 0:36:28.200
<v Speaker 1>Five minutes?

0:36:29.280 --> 0:36:35.360
<v Speaker 2>Ohhee, five minutes? And I mean the first game was

0:36:35.360 --> 0:36:37.839
<v Speaker 2>supposed to be our easy game. We weren't gonna run,

0:36:37.920 --> 0:36:39.040
<v Speaker 2>we were gonna just chill.

0:36:39.200 --> 0:36:40.200
<v Speaker 3>That was your game plan.

0:36:40.719 --> 0:36:43.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because they only scored four goals all season. Ray,

0:36:44.320 --> 0:36:48.360
<v Speaker 1>our game plan was to be absolutely as lazy as like,

0:36:48.560 --> 0:36:51.879
<v Speaker 1>what what game plan is that? No?

0:36:51.880 --> 0:36:55.120
<v Speaker 2>No, literally, that was my game plan because I literally,

0:36:57.960 --> 0:37:00.879
<v Speaker 2>all right, that's the wordst game plan I've ever heard

0:37:00.920 --> 0:37:04.799
<v Speaker 2>a coach lay out. No, it was a great game

0:37:04.840 --> 0:37:07.960
<v Speaker 2>plan because you think you're gonna smoke this team that

0:37:08.120 --> 0:37:11.240
<v Speaker 2>is not very good because they've only scored four goals

0:37:11.239 --> 0:37:14.120
<v Speaker 2>all year, So you assume you're gonna smack them and

0:37:14.160 --> 0:37:16.560
<v Speaker 2>you're not gonna have to worry about hustling, and you're

0:37:16.560 --> 0:37:19.680
<v Speaker 2>gonna have so much energy for the second game. Instead,

0:37:20.800 --> 0:37:23.920
<v Speaker 2>we're laid out on the side of the road waiting

0:37:23.960 --> 0:37:25.640
<v Speaker 2>for the next team, going, oh my god, how are

0:37:25.680 --> 0:37:26.760
<v Speaker 2>we gonna play this game?

0:37:27.600 --> 0:37:27.839
<v Speaker 1>Hey?

0:37:27.920 --> 0:37:29.520
<v Speaker 3>Brother, you got a couple bucks and.

0:37:29.480 --> 0:37:31.960
<v Speaker 2>We got no guy subs. Remember we've been playing the

0:37:31.960 --> 0:37:33.560
<v Speaker 2>whole I played all fifty minutes.

0:37:33.880 --> 0:37:35.759
<v Speaker 1>But you that's what you wanted back in the day.

0:37:35.760 --> 0:37:37.640
<v Speaker 1>You wouldn't play all the time, you complained.

0:37:37.920 --> 0:37:42.080
<v Speaker 2>James played all fifty minutes, and we got another fifty

0:37:42.080 --> 0:37:44.560
<v Speaker 2>minute soccer game five minutes after that one.

0:37:44.760 --> 0:37:45.920
<v Speaker 3>That's a lot of running.

0:37:46.000 --> 0:37:49.080
<v Speaker 1>And you just say a lot of running. I really

0:37:49.120 --> 0:37:51.000
<v Speaker 1>wish you were into technology and you'd wear a watch

0:37:51.040 --> 0:37:52.799
<v Speaker 1>so I can know how many miles. I mean, are

0:37:52.800 --> 0:37:55.320
<v Speaker 1>you rocking twenty miles? Doing or not twenty miles? I

0:37:55.360 --> 0:37:57.480
<v Speaker 1>don't know if I'm rocking twenty thousand steps.

0:37:57.160 --> 0:38:00.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh, easily twenty thousand, seesh. How many steps are in

0:38:00.600 --> 0:38:00.959
<v Speaker 2>a mile?

0:38:01.680 --> 0:38:02.200
<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

0:38:02.320 --> 0:38:06.120
<v Speaker 1>But typically a really high energy day twenty thousand, Like

0:38:06.280 --> 0:38:08.920
<v Speaker 1>when I did it. I was running with the baby,

0:38:09.080 --> 0:38:10.880
<v Speaker 1>running with Boomer back when he was twelve, and he

0:38:10.880 --> 0:38:12.799
<v Speaker 1>didn't sit on a couch all day, and I did

0:38:12.800 --> 0:38:16.040
<v Speaker 1>twenty thousand after the whole day of running. Yeah, so

0:38:16.160 --> 0:38:18.040
<v Speaker 1>I'd say i'd had to look, I'd had to I

0:38:18.080 --> 0:38:22.200
<v Speaker 1>could wear it. I mean for your birthday, No, I

0:38:22.320 --> 0:38:27.800
<v Speaker 1>have one. It's I'm gonna get you one, dude.

0:38:28.040 --> 0:38:29.440
<v Speaker 2>So we're like, oh my god, I don't know how

0:38:29.480 --> 0:38:32.480
<v Speaker 2>we're gonna do this, And we did exactly what we

0:38:32.480 --> 0:38:33.000
<v Speaker 2>were supposed to do.

0:38:33.080 --> 0:38:33.640
<v Speaker 1>The first game.

0:38:34.160 --> 0:38:38.160
<v Speaker 2>We spread out, we passed the ball, passed the ball,

0:38:38.320 --> 0:38:42.040
<v Speaker 2>didn't try to dribble it, didn't run, We score one goal,

0:38:42.480 --> 0:38:43.320
<v Speaker 2>up one nothing.

0:38:43.760 --> 0:38:47.120
<v Speaker 1>Then me just observing. I noticed they're big. Dude, he's huge.

0:38:47.440 --> 0:38:49.400
<v Speaker 2>He likes to use his left foot only, so just

0:38:49.400 --> 0:38:51.440
<v Speaker 2>stay on his left foot. Dare him to use his

0:38:51.520 --> 0:38:52.000
<v Speaker 2>right foot.

0:38:52.120 --> 0:38:52.680
<v Speaker 1>Won't do it.

0:38:53.040 --> 0:38:56.000
<v Speaker 2>Other guy subs in. I see him make one pass.

0:38:56.000 --> 0:38:57.799
<v Speaker 2>He turns his whole body to pass it with his

0:38:57.880 --> 0:39:01.000
<v Speaker 2>left foot. Said thanks, I know you're left footed. Don't

0:39:01.040 --> 0:39:02.560
<v Speaker 2>have to worry about your right, so just stay on

0:39:02.600 --> 0:39:05.040
<v Speaker 2>his right left foot and Darren to kick it with

0:39:05.080 --> 0:39:05.439
<v Speaker 2>his right.

0:39:05.760 --> 0:39:08.160
<v Speaker 1>I mean that's yeah, that strategy one on one, wouldn't

0:39:08.160 --> 0:39:11.160
<v Speaker 1>do it. We score a second goal, we score a

0:39:11.239 --> 0:39:14.120
<v Speaker 1>third goal, we score a fourth goal.

0:39:15.120 --> 0:39:17.640
<v Speaker 2>And then they score one for to one. We win,

0:39:18.120 --> 0:39:20.960
<v Speaker 2>and we are absolutely second half, let me tell you

0:39:21.640 --> 0:39:23.279
<v Speaker 2>second half, we were doing a lot of kick the

0:39:23.320 --> 0:39:24.879
<v Speaker 2>ball out of bounds and let it roll a little

0:39:24.880 --> 0:39:27.560
<v Speaker 2>way so we could catch our breath, just to waste

0:39:27.560 --> 0:39:30.440
<v Speaker 2>some time because we are so freaking tired. Jordan had

0:39:30.440 --> 0:39:31.560
<v Speaker 2>to go out. He was cramping.

0:39:31.800 --> 0:39:33.680
<v Speaker 1>He had to go get stretched out on the sideline.

0:39:33.760 --> 0:39:34.759
<v Speaker 3>So you were a man down.

0:39:35.239 --> 0:39:37.680
<v Speaker 2>Well, a girl came in and the girl that never

0:39:37.719 --> 0:39:39.400
<v Speaker 2>played she would come in and it was like we

0:39:39.400 --> 0:39:41.160
<v Speaker 2>were playing a band down, you know, because she didn't

0:39:41.160 --> 0:39:41.759
<v Speaker 2>know what she was doing.

0:39:41.880 --> 0:39:42.600
<v Speaker 3>Was she decent?

0:39:42.760 --> 0:39:43.000
<v Speaker 1>No?

0:39:43.000 --> 0:39:44.880
<v Speaker 2>No, Ray, she couldn't kick the ball. She went to

0:39:44.920 --> 0:39:47.399
<v Speaker 2>kick the ball one time and no, and she fell

0:39:47.440 --> 0:39:50.680
<v Speaker 2>flat on her face, literally face playing it into the

0:39:50.719 --> 0:39:53.000
<v Speaker 2>ground and the other team stopped to make sure she

0:39:53.080 --> 0:39:55.880
<v Speaker 2>was okay. That's how I mean. They had to stop

0:39:55.880 --> 0:39:57.160
<v Speaker 2>the play because they were worried.

0:39:56.960 --> 0:39:59.239
<v Speaker 1>She was hurt. That sportsmanship and.

0:39:59.160 --> 0:40:00.880
<v Speaker 2>She would get on the and she'd be on for

0:40:00.920 --> 0:40:02.400
<v Speaker 2>like three minutes. I'd look at the other girls in

0:40:02.400 --> 0:40:04.480
<v Speaker 2>the Southern beach, are you guys good? Get Blondie off,

0:40:04.520 --> 0:40:07.399
<v Speaker 2>Get Blondie off. I was like, I appreciate her coming,

0:40:07.400 --> 0:40:10.799
<v Speaker 2>but I'm here to win. Get Blondie out. And it

0:40:10.840 --> 0:40:11.320
<v Speaker 2>was amazing.

0:40:11.360 --> 0:40:17.040
<v Speaker 1>I appreciate her alo tank top and shorts athleisure, but

0:40:17.120 --> 0:40:18.920
<v Speaker 1>she's not good at soccer. No, no.

0:40:19.120 --> 0:40:21.239
<v Speaker 2>And I after the game, I said, Nicole, what the

0:40:21.239 --> 0:40:23.200
<v Speaker 2>hell are you thinking? Like, what are you bringing a

0:40:23.200 --> 0:40:25.359
<v Speaker 2>girl that's never played for She goes, I don't know.

0:40:25.520 --> 0:40:29.920
<v Speaker 2>She just she said she wanted to play. Mike, Nicole,

0:40:29.920 --> 0:40:30.640
<v Speaker 2>you gotta do better.

0:40:30.840 --> 0:40:32.439
<v Speaker 1>I mean, at that point, you guys are just looking

0:40:32.480 --> 0:40:34.440
<v Speaker 1>for a warm body. Hey, we were, but we were

0:40:34.440 --> 0:40:34.799
<v Speaker 1>moving on.

0:40:34.800 --> 0:40:36.959
<v Speaker 2>We're moving on to next week and the boys will

0:40:37.000 --> 0:40:39.120
<v Speaker 2>be there as we have marched all the way to

0:40:39.200 --> 0:40:44.960
<v Speaker 2>the championship. Matt, we are in the ship next Wednesday

0:40:45.040 --> 0:40:46.080
<v Speaker 2>night at seven to fifteen.

0:40:46.320 --> 0:40:49.799
<v Speaker 1>Are you really yeah? That's CMA Fest. Are you sure

0:40:49.800 --> 0:40:51.959
<v Speaker 1>that isn't that softball game? No softball games?

0:40:52.040 --> 0:40:57.640
<v Speaker 2>Monday Stadium is Thursday, Wednesday night, seven fifteen. The boys

0:40:57.680 --> 0:41:00.480
<v Speaker 2>will be there. They will be face painted, and we

0:41:00.520 --> 0:41:02.520
<v Speaker 2>are going for the ship.

0:41:02.880 --> 0:41:05.279
<v Speaker 3>Is the team favorite it or you guys the.

0:41:05.280 --> 0:41:08.360
<v Speaker 2>Team were playing? They beat us in the regular season. Okay, yeah,

0:41:08.400 --> 0:41:09.240
<v Speaker 2>so if that makes.

0:41:09.080 --> 0:41:10.600
<v Speaker 3>You what part of town is that.

0:41:11.719 --> 0:41:15.959
<v Speaker 2>It's on the eastern eastern seaboard. I swing it, dude,

0:41:16.080 --> 0:41:17.560
<v Speaker 2>what time seven to fifteen?

0:41:17.640 --> 0:41:18.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm out.

0:41:18.040 --> 0:41:18.960
<v Speaker 3>I could have bet at five.

0:41:19.080 --> 0:41:21.280
<v Speaker 1>Dude, it's right by our old crib.

0:41:21.719 --> 0:41:22.279
<v Speaker 3>I get that.

0:41:22.480 --> 0:41:24.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if the gas station might be closed.

0:41:25.120 --> 0:41:26.400
<v Speaker 3>I'll go to Rosie Pepper.

0:41:26.640 --> 0:41:30.520
<v Speaker 1>No, no, our gas station. It has to be because the.

0:41:30.320 --> 0:41:32.280
<v Speaker 3>The I mean, you know, people were shot.

0:41:32.560 --> 0:41:36.840
<v Speaker 2>No, no, the uh the how the apartments across the street,

0:41:37.560 --> 0:41:40.360
<v Speaker 2>they're empty, like they're about to be bulldozed.

0:41:39.880 --> 0:41:41.280
<v Speaker 3>Because they're doing tall and skinnies.

0:41:41.480 --> 0:41:44.400
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if they're rebuilding, doing something upgrading them.

0:41:44.480 --> 0:41:45.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what they're doing. I have to look

0:41:45.960 --> 0:41:49.759
<v Speaker 2>at the plans, but they're absolutely empty. Thirty seconds to

0:41:49.760 --> 0:41:52.520
<v Speaker 2>tell you this, Yeah, baser. We went to the mall

0:41:52.600 --> 0:41:54.840
<v Speaker 2>in Green Hills. And then when she gets me in

0:41:54.880 --> 0:41:57.080
<v Speaker 2>the car and she lets me go to a sports

0:41:57.080 --> 0:41:59.160
<v Speaker 2>bar at the mall, then she knows she can just

0:41:59.560 --> 0:42:00.480
<v Speaker 2>totally play with me.

0:42:00.560 --> 0:42:02.320
<v Speaker 1>And we had agreed to the mall, and she decided

0:42:02.320 --> 0:42:09.080
<v Speaker 1>to go to a TJ Max uh painted door, and

0:42:09.320 --> 0:42:12.480
<v Speaker 1>we ended up in our old neighborhood. Oh. It took

0:42:12.560 --> 0:42:15.360
<v Speaker 1>us to some TJ Max on the exact same street

0:42:15.400 --> 0:42:18.239
<v Speaker 1>we used to live on, and I said, go right,

0:42:18.520 --> 0:42:22.120
<v Speaker 1>just I can't see this neighborhood anymore. Please go straight. No,

0:42:22.320 --> 0:42:25.520
<v Speaker 1>we're not going on Call Hall. No, go right, We're

0:42:25.560 --> 0:42:29.080
<v Speaker 1>not going that way to TJ Max. Thank god. She

0:42:29.200 --> 0:42:31.560
<v Speaker 1>makes a left, right, left, gets back on Douglass and

0:42:31.560 --> 0:42:35.000
<v Speaker 1>out of there. It was terrifying being back in that area.

0:42:35.080 --> 0:42:35.440
<v Speaker 3>I see the.

0:42:35.520 --> 0:42:39.400
<v Speaker 1>YMCA, Margaret Maddock, she goes, who would work out there?

0:42:39.840 --> 0:42:39.920
<v Speaker 2>Me?

0:42:40.200 --> 0:42:42.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Me? I did for an entire year. It was

0:42:42.640 --> 0:42:46.120
<v Speaker 1>the worst gym ever. Hey, there was nobody under fifty that.

0:42:46.120 --> 0:42:48.640
<v Speaker 2>Brand new gas station that sells pizzas. I stopped there

0:42:48.640 --> 0:42:51.600
<v Speaker 2>after the game stop there, got some drinks because I

0:42:51.640 --> 0:42:54.319
<v Speaker 2>was so dang thirsty. On the corner on the corner, Man,

0:42:54.520 --> 0:42:56.600
<v Speaker 2>that was built when we were there. It would got

0:42:56.640 --> 0:42:59.360
<v Speaker 2>built while we were there. And the homeless are still there? Hey,

0:42:59.440 --> 0:43:01.600
<v Speaker 2>hey man, just if you can bless me on the

0:43:01.600 --> 0:43:03.640
<v Speaker 2>weekend and way out, bless me man?

0:43:04.200 --> 0:43:06.960
<v Speaker 1>And that that hot I believe it's a pork missile

0:43:07.160 --> 0:43:09.279
<v Speaker 1>or do they have They have missiles for sure.

0:43:09.280 --> 0:43:11.399
<v Speaker 3>And nachos on the corner is still there?

0:43:11.560 --> 0:43:15.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, how they're just right there on the corner. It's

0:43:15.080 --> 0:43:15.640
<v Speaker 2>a good location.

0:43:15.880 --> 0:43:18.440
<v Speaker 1>I can't believe all the businesses to stay in business

0:43:18.600 --> 0:43:19.080
<v Speaker 1>that one.

0:43:19.480 --> 0:43:23.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, amazing, dude. It was memory Lane, Memory Lane. We'll

0:43:23.360 --> 0:43:24.439
<v Speaker 2>take a break. We'll be right back.

0:43:27.920 --> 0:43:28.200
<v Speaker 1>Dude.

0:43:28.200 --> 0:43:30.320
<v Speaker 2>Are the NBA Finals ever gonna start? Like I? I

0:43:30.680 --> 0:43:32.759
<v Speaker 2>thought the I thought the Pacers had already wrapped up

0:43:32.760 --> 0:43:35.640
<v Speaker 2>the series. I didn't realize they still hadn't They played

0:43:35.719 --> 0:43:39.440
<v Speaker 2>last night? They got blowed out. I mean, what are

0:43:39.440 --> 0:43:39.839
<v Speaker 2>we doing?

0:43:40.560 --> 0:43:42.359
<v Speaker 3>That's good? We want game six?

0:43:42.400 --> 0:43:43.600
<v Speaker 1>We want games? Do we?

0:43:44.360 --> 0:43:46.359
<v Speaker 2>They're not even fun to wat? I mean, I guess

0:43:46.400 --> 0:43:48.160
<v Speaker 2>the first few, but last night was blowed out.

0:43:48.200 --> 0:43:48.480
<v Speaker 1>City.

0:43:48.760 --> 0:43:51.640
<v Speaker 2>At least I get a Saturday night game. I turned

0:43:51.680 --> 0:43:53.480
<v Speaker 2>it on and it was they were down by thirty.

0:43:53.480 --> 0:43:54.880
<v Speaker 2>I was like, well, no need to watch that.

0:43:55.080 --> 0:43:55.360
<v Speaker 1>Cool.

0:43:55.600 --> 0:43:57.279
<v Speaker 2>It was like the second or third quarter and I

0:43:57.400 --> 0:43:59.560
<v Speaker 2>just like kids got to bed and I'm like, all right,

0:43:59.600 --> 0:44:00.839
<v Speaker 2>let me see what's going on the game.

0:44:00.920 --> 0:44:02.520
<v Speaker 1>Well, now what am I going to watch.

0:44:03.160 --> 0:44:04.200
<v Speaker 3>With the running gun?

0:44:04.239 --> 0:44:04.800
<v Speaker 1>Three pointer?

0:44:04.920 --> 0:44:05.680
<v Speaker 3>I thought about it.

0:44:05.960 --> 0:44:08.520
<v Speaker 1>The reason has changed the game is teams can now

0:44:08.600 --> 0:44:11.439
<v Speaker 1>and if they are hot, if they are cooking. As

0:44:11.440 --> 0:44:13.480
<v Speaker 1>a kid, say, you have the potential to blow a

0:44:13.480 --> 0:44:16.160
<v Speaker 1>team out by forty, and that has happened several times

0:44:16.200 --> 0:44:19.760
<v Speaker 1>in these NBA playoffs. I mean, I mean the thunder.

0:44:19.880 --> 0:44:22.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh my game wasn't even close. That's what I was

0:44:22.400 --> 0:44:22.759
<v Speaker 1>gonna say.

0:44:22.760 --> 0:44:24.719
<v Speaker 2>They blew them out by like it blowed them out,

0:44:25.280 --> 0:44:26.560
<v Speaker 2>blowed out by like forty.

0:44:26.600 --> 0:44:29.400
<v Speaker 1>Again. See, I want a Game seven in Madison Square.

0:44:29.920 --> 0:44:31.920
<v Speaker 1>But I just think the Pacers at home on a

0:44:31.960 --> 0:44:35.280
<v Speaker 1>Saturday night that that place is can be in toego.

0:44:35.760 --> 0:44:38.920
<v Speaker 2>Now, that would be Game seven at Madison Square Garden.

0:44:38.920 --> 0:44:39.879
<v Speaker 2>I would sign up for that.

0:44:40.080 --> 0:44:43.279
<v Speaker 1>Thank you. I would love that. We're sports historians and

0:44:43.320 --> 0:44:46.080
<v Speaker 1>you don't want to Game seven at Madison Square Garden.

0:44:46.200 --> 0:44:48.800
<v Speaker 2>I didn't say I don't want one. I'm just saying,

0:44:49.239 --> 0:44:50.600
<v Speaker 2>is it really gonna get there?

0:44:50.760 --> 0:44:53.879
<v Speaker 1>Have you ever been in Madison Square Garden? No, I've

0:44:53.920 --> 0:44:56.360
<v Speaker 1>been outside of it, so have I. Dude, a block

0:44:56.400 --> 0:45:00.960
<v Speaker 1>away and you can feel the aura. I walked right by.

0:45:01.160 --> 0:45:02.560
<v Speaker 3>That's a powerful venue.

0:45:02.680 --> 0:45:07.279
<v Speaker 1>Titan Nissan Stadium, you know you got the you kind

0:45:07.280 --> 0:45:10.120
<v Speaker 1>of almost you actually feel like a vagrant when you

0:45:10.160 --> 0:45:15.560
<v Speaker 1>walk past it. But Madison Square, the Garden, that's the

0:45:15.600 --> 0:45:20.279
<v Speaker 1>home of basketball. That's a powerful venue. Can you imagine

0:45:20.320 --> 0:45:24.279
<v Speaker 1>walking to a game, any game? Dude, Madison Square. Baby,

0:45:24.840 --> 0:45:25.520
<v Speaker 1>you're not a fan.

0:45:28.239 --> 0:45:29.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I even like it. I mean,

0:45:29.920 --> 0:45:31.960
<v Speaker 2>it's fine, it's awesome.

0:45:32.440 --> 0:45:33.759
<v Speaker 3>The fans know how to.

0:45:33.800 --> 0:45:36.680
<v Speaker 1>Cheer, well, they know how to cheer. I understand. The

0:45:37.200 --> 0:45:39.840
<v Speaker 1>guy gets a three pointer, the fans start rising to

0:45:39.880 --> 0:45:44.920
<v Speaker 1>their feet. Yankee Stadium, Madison Square, they know Rucker Park?

0:45:45.600 --> 0:45:47.840
<v Speaker 1>Do they know how to root on a game?

0:45:48.000 --> 0:45:49.799
<v Speaker 2>What the hell does Yankee Stadium have to do with

0:45:49.880 --> 0:45:50.439
<v Speaker 2>Rutcker Park.

0:45:50.640 --> 0:45:54.000
<v Speaker 1>They know when to cheer. Oh, this isn't Colorado Rockies.

0:45:54.040 --> 0:45:56.719
<v Speaker 1>That's have an avalanche. The Rockies are in the playoffs.

0:45:57.000 --> 0:46:00.840
<v Speaker 1>This isn't Sirt Barnum and Bailey Circus plays. They know

0:46:00.880 --> 0:46:02.960
<v Speaker 1>when to cheer, they know when to root, they know

0:46:03.000 --> 0:46:06.360
<v Speaker 1>when to be funny that the crowds in New York

0:46:06.400 --> 0:46:09.160
<v Speaker 1>are barn one the best. And I'll hang up and listen.

0:46:10.200 --> 0:46:13.719
<v Speaker 1>So don't say we don't want a game seven. No,

0:46:13.800 --> 0:46:15.239
<v Speaker 1>I want a game seven. But they have to get

0:46:15.239 --> 0:46:16.960
<v Speaker 1>past it. I literally thought the series.

0:46:16.760 --> 0:46:18.680
<v Speaker 2>Was over and I saw last side they were playing.

0:46:19.000 --> 0:46:21.800
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, let me turn it on down thirty. Okay,

0:46:21.800 --> 0:46:24.240
<v Speaker 2>you can turn that off. Thanks for that. That was entertaining.

0:46:24.320 --> 0:46:28.560
<v Speaker 1>Brunson cooked. Halliburton efficiency wise had the most efficient game

0:46:28.800 --> 0:46:32.520
<v Speaker 1>in the history of college and professional basketball. I believe

0:46:32.560 --> 0:46:34.680
<v Speaker 1>it was even more efficient than Joekick when he got

0:46:34.840 --> 0:46:38.040
<v Speaker 1>thirty twenty twenty and had like some efficiency point total

0:46:38.040 --> 0:46:41.000
<v Speaker 1>of fifty. Haliburton was in the forties the other game.

0:46:41.080 --> 0:46:43.239
<v Speaker 1>He knew he was gonna fall off, and he did

0:46:43.320 --> 0:46:46.000
<v Speaker 1>in a big way. Yeah, he had a horrible game.

0:46:46.040 --> 0:46:47.960
<v Speaker 2>And then I got the terrible news that college football

0:46:48.000 --> 0:46:51.000
<v Speaker 2>is looking at a five plus eleven model, five highest

0:46:51.080 --> 0:46:54.439
<v Speaker 2>ranked conference champions plus eleven at large. Here we go,

0:46:55.160 --> 0:46:58.640
<v Speaker 2>everybody gets in. This is about to get so boring.

0:46:58.920 --> 0:46:59.879
<v Speaker 3>I'm fine, I'm fine.

0:47:00.040 --> 0:47:02.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm balls deep right now in Heisman there is about

0:47:03.239 --> 0:47:05.480
<v Speaker 1>a litany of players that I've never heard of. The

0:47:05.520 --> 0:47:08.840
<v Speaker 1>only guys I've heard of is arch Manning, Garrett Nussmeyer,

0:47:09.239 --> 0:47:11.200
<v Speaker 1>and klub Nick because he's supposed to win the Heisman

0:47:11.239 --> 0:47:13.000
<v Speaker 1>like three years ago. Other than that, you know he

0:47:13.040 --> 0:47:17.320
<v Speaker 1>went to school right Texas Westlake. Outside of those cast

0:47:17.320 --> 0:47:19.560
<v Speaker 1>of characters, I have no idea who these guys are.

0:47:20.040 --> 0:47:24.080
<v Speaker 1>Talk about some turnover. Uh, you got Drew alhar broke

0:47:24.120 --> 0:47:26.359
<v Speaker 1>his leg one day and now he's in the race

0:47:26.400 --> 0:47:27.400
<v Speaker 1>for to win the Heisman.

0:47:27.440 --> 0:47:30.360
<v Speaker 3>You know it's quarterback central.

0:47:30.400 --> 0:47:32.720
<v Speaker 1>You got a guy, you got the guy they always

0:47:32.719 --> 0:47:34.960
<v Speaker 1>talked about being seventeen. You got a wide receiver for

0:47:35.000 --> 0:47:37.759
<v Speaker 1>Ohio State. You got a wide receiver for Alabama. Those

0:47:37.800 --> 0:47:41.560
<v Speaker 1>two guys, the Williams guy, the Williams and Williams. And

0:47:41.600 --> 0:47:44.720
<v Speaker 1>then you got saying just saying he's up at Ohio

0:47:44.800 --> 0:47:47.319
<v Speaker 1>State new quarterback. Other than that, I don't know who

0:47:47.320 --> 0:47:49.120
<v Speaker 1>these kids are. We know it's not gonna be a

0:47:49.160 --> 0:47:52.280
<v Speaker 1>defensive player that wins the Heisman. It's never a wide receiver.

0:47:53.360 --> 0:47:55.719
<v Speaker 2>I mean, last year Illinois would have been in the

0:47:55.719 --> 0:48:01.680
<v Speaker 2>playoffs in college football. Oh my god, right now, whoa

0:48:01.760 --> 0:48:05.360
<v Speaker 2>that screens? Let me watch that I can't freaking wait.

0:48:05.200 --> 0:48:09.200
<v Speaker 1>Guys, I have done some very rudimentary metrics and calculations.

0:48:09.960 --> 0:48:14.120
<v Speaker 1>I say, klubnik Clemson has a pretty easy schedule. They

0:48:14.200 --> 0:48:17.839
<v Speaker 1>play LSU first game of the year. If there is somebody,

0:48:17.880 --> 0:48:19.719
<v Speaker 1>it's Clubnick eight times your money.

0:48:19.760 --> 0:48:22.800
<v Speaker 2>And people, oh, you don't like march madness. In college

0:48:22.840 --> 0:48:26.840
<v Speaker 2>football and college basketball are totally different animals. Five guys

0:48:26.880 --> 0:48:30.480
<v Speaker 2>on the court is way different than eleven beasts on

0:48:30.520 --> 0:48:33.439
<v Speaker 2>a football field. Five on five on a basketball court.

0:48:33.520 --> 0:48:36.560
<v Speaker 2>One guy gets hot and you can upset the big dog.

0:48:37.400 --> 0:48:40.840
<v Speaker 2>It's that easy football there is. It's not the same animal.

0:48:41.120 --> 0:48:43.920
<v Speaker 2>Like the parody in college football is nothing compared to

0:48:44.160 --> 0:48:47.399
<v Speaker 2>in college basketball. Basketball is a different animal. We don't

0:48:47.400 --> 0:48:49.759
<v Speaker 2>need sixteen because after sixteen we're gonna go to twenty four.

0:48:49.880 --> 0:48:52.080
<v Speaker 2>Then we're gonna go to thirty two. Do we really

0:48:52.120 --> 0:48:54.759
<v Speaker 2>need that many college football teams in the playoffs? Do

0:48:54.800 --> 0:48:57.920
<v Speaker 2>we really think Illinois deserves to be in the playoffs?

0:48:58.160 --> 0:49:01.080
<v Speaker 2>Iowa State? Do we really think they need to be

0:49:01.120 --> 0:49:05.880
<v Speaker 2>in the playoff? Come on, it is so gross. Nothing

0:49:05.960 --> 0:49:07.600
<v Speaker 2>is gonna matter in the regular season.

0:49:08.000 --> 0:49:08.400
<v Speaker 3>Nothing.

0:49:08.600 --> 0:49:10.560
<v Speaker 2>You're gonna have three to four losses and get in

0:49:10.640 --> 0:49:13.239
<v Speaker 2>the playoff. This is gonna be so fun.

0:49:13.080 --> 0:49:16.400
<v Speaker 1>Yay, and guys, I don't know if any of you

0:49:16.440 --> 0:49:20.960
<v Speaker 1>guys bet anymore. I don't know. It's whitewashed the entire country, frankly,

0:49:21.080 --> 0:49:23.560
<v Speaker 1>but if you are thinking about it, there is a

0:49:23.600 --> 0:49:26.560
<v Speaker 1>futures bet that is just right for the taking right now.

0:49:26.680 --> 0:49:29.959
<v Speaker 2>Callaway to win Most Improved at Coaches Convention five.

0:49:30.560 --> 0:49:35.440
<v Speaker 1>Justin said, unless somebody dies and comes back from the dead,

0:49:35.880 --> 0:49:39.279
<v Speaker 1>Callaway is a lock at minus one thousand to be

0:49:39.320 --> 0:49:45.320
<v Speaker 1>comeback Coach of the Year. That's funny.

0:49:45.440 --> 0:49:49.040
<v Speaker 3>He texted me that every day.

0:49:47.920 --> 0:49:52.319
<v Speaker 1>Unless somebody goes it becomes a corpse, is revived in

0:49:52.400 --> 0:49:56.279
<v Speaker 1>the er Roub, Callaway is an absolute locke as come

0:49:56.320 --> 0:49:57.800
<v Speaker 1>back coach of the Earth the convention.

0:49:59.400 --> 0:50:01.480
<v Speaker 2>That's really that's really funny.

0:50:01.560 --> 0:50:06.360
<v Speaker 1>I mean that unless somebody is pronounced dead about to

0:50:06.400 --> 0:50:09.399
<v Speaker 1>be put in the ground and they come back, they

0:50:09.440 --> 0:50:13.439
<v Speaker 1>will not win. That's really funny. Oh man, I wanted

0:50:13.440 --> 0:50:16.280
<v Speaker 1>to say this. Caitlyn Clark, she's hurt for two weeks, guys,

0:50:16.480 --> 0:50:18.640
<v Speaker 1>and her odds keep dropping. She was even money to

0:50:18.680 --> 0:50:21.160
<v Speaker 1>win MVP. Now it's plus three hundred. Some places have

0:50:21.200 --> 0:50:23.600
<v Speaker 1>it plus five hundred. There's only three girls that can

0:50:23.640 --> 0:50:28.520
<v Speaker 1>win it, Asia Wilson, Nofista Collinser and Caitlin Clark. Asia

0:50:28.560 --> 0:50:31.320
<v Speaker 1>Wilson won won it last year. There's rarely a repeat winner.

0:50:31.320 --> 0:50:34.560
<v Speaker 1>And she's not even having as good a Yearnfisia Collier. Guys,

0:50:34.600 --> 0:50:35.720
<v Speaker 1>she's just having a great start.

0:50:35.760 --> 0:50:36.120
<v Speaker 3>That's it.

0:50:36.480 --> 0:50:39.319
<v Speaker 1>Caitlin Clark is your MVP, and you're gonna win four

0:50:39.320 --> 0:50:41.160
<v Speaker 1>times your money you got and you don't have to

0:50:41.200 --> 0:50:43.120
<v Speaker 1>do it even right now. Save up, wait another couple

0:50:43.120 --> 0:50:44.879
<v Speaker 1>of paychecks because she's not gonna be back for another

0:50:44.880 --> 0:50:45.360
<v Speaker 1>two weeks.

0:50:45.440 --> 0:50:47.520
<v Speaker 2>But this is the time to bet if you're gonna bet,

0:50:47.560 --> 0:50:50.480
<v Speaker 2>because when she comes back, the odds will go down.

0:50:50.400 --> 0:50:51.160
<v Speaker 3>That's what I'm saying.

0:50:51.239 --> 0:50:53.560
<v Speaker 1>So in the next two weeks, save up your money,

0:50:53.760 --> 0:50:56.600
<v Speaker 1>don't eat, don't don't don't go out and have that

0:50:56.719 --> 0:51:00.000
<v Speaker 1>drinks with the boys, the white girls. As I'm saying,

0:51:00.040 --> 0:51:02.160
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna go have a fancy Italian dinner or you're

0:51:02.160 --> 0:51:04.200
<v Speaker 1>gonna stay at home and have his olies. Let's do that.

0:51:04.719 --> 0:51:07.200
<v Speaker 3>So save your money. Caitlin Clark MVP.

0:51:07.360 --> 0:51:09.239
<v Speaker 1>I have no idea why the betting sides had pushed

0:51:09.280 --> 0:51:10.560
<v Speaker 1>it to like five times your money.

0:51:12.200 --> 0:51:16.520
<v Speaker 2>Also got to talk about disappointments. Not only do was

0:51:16.520 --> 0:51:19.640
<v Speaker 2>I disappointed with my non honey nut cheerios this morning

0:51:20.880 --> 0:51:24.440
<v Speaker 2>Survivor season fifty cast. They hyped it up like it

0:51:24.480 --> 0:51:27.200
<v Speaker 2>was gonna be a celebration of the fifty season, the

0:51:27.239 --> 0:51:30.680
<v Speaker 2>forty nine seasons of Survivor, and we have like a

0:51:30.719 --> 0:51:33.360
<v Speaker 2>few from the beginning of Survivor, and then we have

0:51:33.560 --> 0:51:36.719
<v Speaker 2>like fifteen players from the last ten years of Survivor.

0:51:36.760 --> 0:51:39.560
<v Speaker 1>Who is it Richard Hatch better build a wheelchair ramp

0:51:39.600 --> 0:51:40.200
<v Speaker 1>on the island.

0:51:40.280 --> 0:51:42.439
<v Speaker 2>He's not on it, but someone Jenna from the first

0:51:42.440 --> 0:51:45.200
<v Speaker 2>season is on there or something. But it's like that

0:51:45.280 --> 0:51:49.759
<v Speaker 2>they have three people from this past season, season forty eight,

0:51:50.160 --> 0:51:53.719
<v Speaker 2>Like that's way too many to have from season forty eight.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't understand.

0:51:55.320 --> 0:51:57.279
<v Speaker 1>The shows are notorious for doing that Big Brother that

0:51:57.360 --> 0:52:01.279
<v Speaker 1>an All Star in nineteen and Big Brother six, Big

0:52:01.320 --> 0:52:04.560
<v Speaker 1>Brother seven, Big Brother eight, Big Brother seven was All Stars.

0:52:04.840 --> 0:52:07.319
<v Speaker 1>They had five Big Brother sixers on. They just bring

0:52:07.320 --> 0:52:09.120
<v Speaker 1>the people on from the previous year because they're already

0:52:09.120 --> 0:52:12.120
<v Speaker 1>in that rotation of doing it. It's easier for the producers.

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<v Speaker 2>I see what you're saying, and I thought the same

0:52:14.040 --> 0:52:16.400
<v Speaker 2>thing is that the people that are older like the

0:52:16.560 --> 0:52:18.920
<v Speaker 2>earlier seasons. They're older now, so it's harder for them

0:52:18.960 --> 0:52:21.560
<v Speaker 2>to get away. They may have jobs, kids, they may

0:52:21.640 --> 0:52:25.839
<v Speaker 2>just be older like physically. And these new people, these

0:52:25.840 --> 0:52:29.000
<v Speaker 2>are what the people remember. So maybe we wouldn't remember

0:52:29.000 --> 0:52:31.040
<v Speaker 2>some of those people. But it's like you said, it

0:52:31.080 --> 0:52:35.320
<v Speaker 2>was gonna be a celebration of all time. So bring Boston, Rob, Sandra,

0:52:35.520 --> 0:52:40.240
<v Speaker 2>bring bring all these huge names from all the years.

0:52:40.480 --> 0:52:43.600
<v Speaker 2>Instead of cramming like fifteen out of the last eight

0:52:43.680 --> 0:52:47.360
<v Speaker 2>years down our throat, three people from last season. It

0:52:47.520 --> 0:52:49.480
<v Speaker 2>wasn't that good of a season. I mean, it was

0:52:49.520 --> 0:52:51.840
<v Speaker 2>a good season, but to have three out of the

0:52:51.920 --> 0:52:55.680
<v Speaker 2>twenty four for season fifty out of that one season.

0:52:55.440 --> 0:52:59.359
<v Speaker 1>Well, and imagine that they call as a producer, Hey John, Hey,

0:52:59.480 --> 0:53:02.040
<v Speaker 1>yeah you were last season a survivor yet so you

0:53:02.080 --> 0:53:03.320
<v Speaker 1>ain't been doing right?

0:53:03.640 --> 0:53:04.000
<v Speaker 3>Okay?

0:53:04.120 --> 0:53:06.040
<v Speaker 1>Well then hey, if your schedule is still cleared out

0:53:06.080 --> 0:53:08.720
<v Speaker 1>from last season, you've been doing some press and speaking

0:53:08.719 --> 0:53:10.759
<v Speaker 1>appearances where you get like a couple hundred bucks and

0:53:10.760 --> 0:53:11.920
<v Speaker 1>now it's probably dwindled.

0:53:12.239 --> 0:53:14.480
<v Speaker 3>Hey you want to do a season again. It's very

0:53:14.520 --> 0:53:15.120
<v Speaker 3>easy to.

0:53:15.080 --> 0:53:16.960
<v Speaker 1>Do that that you may be right.

0:53:17.000 --> 0:53:19.840
<v Speaker 2>They're bringing back two winners, a bunch of them have

0:53:19.880 --> 0:53:23.560
<v Speaker 2>made the final tribal council. They have Season forty nine

0:53:23.600 --> 0:53:26.160
<v Speaker 2>will air in the fall. Two people from that season

0:53:26.200 --> 0:53:26.600
<v Speaker 2>are coming.

0:53:26.760 --> 0:53:28.839
<v Speaker 1>Well, and I'm actually gonna give you some info here.

0:53:28.880 --> 0:53:31.120
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna find this interesting. Not just the truck drivers,

0:53:32.120 --> 0:53:36.400
<v Speaker 1>what about tug butters. Nah, they're tugging along.

0:53:36.520 --> 0:53:39.360
<v Speaker 2>Can I just tell you Box's favorite segments.

0:53:39.440 --> 0:53:42.120
<v Speaker 1>What if everybody that's Batter's box here is when we

0:53:42.160 --> 0:53:45.080
<v Speaker 1>talk Survivor, he loves it, batter of the Box. You're

0:53:45.080 --> 0:53:47.720
<v Speaker 1>gonna love this insight. I heard from the Big Brother people.

0:53:48.000 --> 0:53:50.520
<v Speaker 1>They'll reach out to a ton of people. They get

0:53:50.560 --> 0:53:53.040
<v Speaker 1>turned down by a ton of people because it ain't

0:53:53.080 --> 0:53:57.200
<v Speaker 1>nobody that is in their cush little job or career

0:53:57.560 --> 0:54:01.640
<v Speaker 1>gonna be making more money going on Survivor. So I'll

0:54:01.640 --> 0:54:04.640
<v Speaker 1>tell you the stipend ain't that great the food they

0:54:04.680 --> 0:54:09.280
<v Speaker 1>can afford groceries. Tons of them turn them down until

0:54:09.360 --> 0:54:12.400
<v Speaker 1>Survivor sweetens it. Hey, we'll give you this much more money,

0:54:12.719 --> 0:54:14.799
<v Speaker 1>until and then there's I've heard from the Big Brother

0:54:14.800 --> 0:54:16.839
<v Speaker 1>people they'll say, hey, well come on, if you bring

0:54:16.920 --> 0:54:20.080
<v Speaker 1>this person so you can do that as well. There's

0:54:20.120 --> 0:54:22.320
<v Speaker 1>a lot of grimy stuff that goes on behind the scenes,

0:54:22.360 --> 0:54:25.600
<v Speaker 1>but it's I know you love your survivor. Maybe it's

0:54:25.600 --> 0:54:28.480
<v Speaker 1>not that coveted as it was. Oh it's still coveted.

0:54:28.560 --> 0:54:30.880
<v Speaker 1>But I'm telling you that you're seeing the people that

0:54:30.960 --> 0:54:35.640
<v Speaker 1>accepted show the list of the people that said, go yourself.

0:54:35.960 --> 0:54:39.520
<v Speaker 1>I have a six figure job and I'm begging a supermodel.

0:54:39.640 --> 0:54:41.480
<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna go eat dirt for a month.

0:54:42.040 --> 0:54:42.520
<v Speaker 1>Good point.

0:54:42.880 --> 0:54:46.120
<v Speaker 3>Ah yeah, my girls face down right now.

0:54:46.120 --> 0:54:47.560
<v Speaker 1>What am I gonna go live with a bunch of

0:54:47.600 --> 0:54:48.760
<v Speaker 1>animals for two months?

0:54:49.040 --> 0:54:52.320
<v Speaker 2>Not shower, not brush my teeth, get out of Boston,

0:54:52.480 --> 0:54:53.200
<v Speaker 2>rob popping?

0:54:55.160 --> 0:54:55.959
<v Speaker 1>Oh, good point?

0:54:56.360 --> 0:54:57.920
<v Speaker 2>And then I and then this is the first time

0:54:57.920 --> 0:55:01.120
<v Speaker 2>they've ever announced the cast before. So are these cast

0:55:01.160 --> 0:55:03.279
<v Speaker 2>members now DM and each other? Hey we need to

0:55:03.320 --> 0:55:04.759
<v Speaker 2>work together. Hey we need to get together. We need

0:55:05.560 --> 0:55:06.960
<v Speaker 2>me and you if we're on the same alliance.

0:55:07.040 --> 0:55:09.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they all do that. Plans change once you get

0:55:09.600 --> 0:55:12.880
<v Speaker 1>punched in the face. But Big Brother, all the seasons

0:55:13.040 --> 0:55:16.959
<v Speaker 1>usually decided to work together. Season six and Big Brother

0:55:17.160 --> 0:55:20.680
<v Speaker 1>they went in Hot to All Stars ended up losing it,

0:55:20.719 --> 0:55:22.920
<v Speaker 1>but they were all a team for the longest time.

0:55:24.400 --> 0:55:27.319
<v Speaker 2>I just got an update. Baby Box two is thrown

0:55:27.400 --> 0:55:38.799
<v Speaker 2>up twice this morning. Well, sorry, man, his last day. Man,

0:55:39.080 --> 0:55:42.360
<v Speaker 2>it's like back when I believe mine was a first

0:55:42.360 --> 0:55:46.359
<v Speaker 2>grade I missed the last day of first grade because

0:55:46.360 --> 0:55:51.960
<v Speaker 2>I got chicken pox. First day, last day of first grade.

0:55:52.160 --> 0:55:53.960
<v Speaker 2>I wasn't at school because that chicken pox.

0:55:55.560 --> 0:55:58.479
<v Speaker 1>Rough man. But there's nothing you can do about it, man,

0:55:58.960 --> 0:55:59.920
<v Speaker 1>Justin knewman, hed take you?

0:56:00.280 --> 0:56:02.320
<v Speaker 3>Justin? What's a cure for vomit?

0:56:03.760 --> 0:56:04.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:56:04.120 --> 0:56:06.239
<v Speaker 2>I mean he's got graduation, and I do. We gotta

0:56:06.239 --> 0:56:08.520
<v Speaker 2>get him better, We gotta. We got a puppe full liquid.

0:56:09.040 --> 0:56:17.839
<v Speaker 1>And you need to see if they have in town

0:56:17.920 --> 0:56:19.680
<v Speaker 1>one of those you know for the drunks. They have

0:56:19.760 --> 0:56:22.359
<v Speaker 1>the IV Yeah, maybe a kid ivy, Oh they could

0:56:22.360 --> 0:56:24.560
<v Speaker 1>do that. Yeah, they come over with some skittles and

0:56:24.600 --> 0:56:26.000
<v Speaker 1>some sour patch kids.

0:56:27.200 --> 0:56:29.759
<v Speaker 2>All right, everybody, have a good weekend. I'll let you

0:56:29.760 --> 0:56:30.920
<v Speaker 2>know if we make it a graduation.

0:56:32.840 --> 0:56:37.760
<v Speaker 1>This is sad, guys, All eyes on Jose Ramirez tonight

0:56:37.840 --> 0:56:41.319
<v Speaker 1>or Justin the great has fallen and he is now

0:56:41.400 --> 0:56:44.720
<v Speaker 1>called the Hits Merchant, And he goes, would you please

0:56:44.840 --> 0:56:46.960
<v Speaker 1>always call me that? That's a badass nickname.

0:56:47.080 --> 0:56:50.719
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Hits Merchant, you're such an idiot, hey, coachers, The

0:56:50.760 --> 0:56:52.360
<v Speaker 2>free throw Merchant there's.

0:56:52.200 --> 0:56:52.840
<v Speaker 1>A deep cut.

0:56:52.840 --> 0:56:54.279
<v Speaker 2>But is there any way you have an audio from

0:56:54.280 --> 0:56:58.200
<v Speaker 2>when Ray interviewed Kevin James. No, no, sorry, sorry, Edward dude.

0:56:58.239 --> 0:56:59.279
<v Speaker 3>I tried finding it.

0:56:59.719 --> 0:57:02.160
<v Speaker 1>No, I never saved it, and they deleted a lot

0:57:02.200 --> 0:57:05.799
<v Speaker 1>of stuff in our system. We're trying to not get canceled. Yeah, alright, man,

0:57:06.920 --> 0:57:08.840
<v Speaker 1>what a weekend? All right? I have a good weekend.

0:57:09.600 --> 0:57:12.320
<v Speaker 1>Are you gonna stop it? Basically, I was like budding,

0:57:13.160 --> 0:57:15.879
<v Speaker 1>all right, it is Kevin James promoting my movie hey,

0:57:15.920 --> 0:57:18.640
<v Speaker 1>and this is me? Hey man? Was I able to

0:57:18.680 --> 0:57:21.720
<v Speaker 1>ping from Texas to the aquarium all the.

0:57:21.640 --> 0:57:22.960
<v Speaker 3>Way over to you in the zoo?

0:57:23.640 --> 0:57:26.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I guess. So this is Kevin James talking about

0:57:26.280 --> 0:57:27.880
<v Speaker 1>my movie What's up? What do you want? And I

0:57:27.960 --> 0:57:30.120
<v Speaker 1>go and I go, what do you want? He goes, well,

0:57:30.160 --> 0:57:33.160
<v Speaker 1>you're interviewing me, And I go, hey man, are you

0:57:33.240 --> 0:57:36.680
<v Speaker 1>still fat like you were in Kungbu Panthers? He said,

0:57:37.000 --> 0:57:42.040
<v Speaker 1>it's confusing you. Which one do you use? The panda?

0:57:42.120 --> 0:57:44.400
<v Speaker 1>And then there was a hang up pretty close after that,

0:57:46.920 --> 0:57:51.280
<v Speaker 1>hey man, I was watching your new movie look confused

0:57:51.320 --> 0:57:56.800
<v Speaker 1>at one point between you and the panda.

0:58:00.040 --> 0:58:02.360
<v Speaker 3>You can't do that anymore that I gotta be canceled.

0:58:05.720 --> 0:58:07.520
<v Speaker 3>He hanged up, just piste on.

0:58:07.680 --> 0:58:11.080
<v Speaker 1>That you.

0:58:15.960 --> 0:58:17.640
<v Speaker 3>At what point the interview just stopped?

0:58:17.680 --> 0:58:19.160
<v Speaker 1>And I go, what do you want? And he goes,

0:58:19.360 --> 0:58:28.840
<v Speaker 1>you're interviewing me? He thought he'd already got hit over

0:58:28.840 --> 0:58:30.400
<v Speaker 1>the head. And I hit him with a fat joke

0:58:30.480 --> 0:58:32.919
<v Speaker 1>on the way out, like, dude, that was just such

0:58:33.000 --> 0:58:41.440
<v Speaker 1>low hanging through. What was I doing? What do you want?

0:58:41.480 --> 0:58:47.880
<v Speaker 1>A great interview tactic? I didn't realize you have to

0:58:47.880 --> 0:58:49.200
<v Speaker 1>continue an interview going on.

0:58:49.320 --> 0:58:51.040
<v Speaker 3>You can't just hit him with what do you want?

0:58:51.480 --> 0:58:54.479
<v Speaker 1>What a great interview tactic? Say what do you want?

0:58:54.800 --> 0:58:58.160
<v Speaker 1>As they compare him to and then he goes like,

0:58:58.320 --> 0:59:00.640
<v Speaker 1>is this serious or all right? Man? You know what?

0:59:00.720 --> 0:59:03.400
<v Speaker 1>All right? You man? And hangs up. Then hits me

0:59:03.440 --> 0:59:08.120
<v Speaker 1>with one of these he said, is this you being serious?

0:59:10.400 --> 0:59:10.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh man?

0:59:11.000 --> 0:59:13.360
<v Speaker 3>We promoted the heck out of that movie, though.

0:59:13.680 --> 0:59:16.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh man, it's still getting run all these years later.

0:59:18.080 --> 0:59:21.360
<v Speaker 2>I got tears. I got tears, oh man.

0:59:22.160 --> 0:59:24.760
<v Speaker 1>And then at the end, I go, quote for quote,

0:59:24.880 --> 0:59:26.200
<v Speaker 1>I go, at the very end of it, you remember

0:59:26.240 --> 0:59:28.320
<v Speaker 1>what I said? I look over at you because you

0:59:28.360 --> 0:59:30.160
<v Speaker 1>were in the room, and I go, is that bad?

0:59:33.880 --> 0:59:39.439
<v Speaker 1>I just remembered that I in my head I kind

0:59:39.480 --> 0:59:40.640
<v Speaker 1>of thought it was good.

0:59:41.040 --> 0:59:42.960
<v Speaker 3>What was I think? You?

0:59:45.040 --> 0:59:48.280
<v Speaker 2>Hey, we just had Kevin James and he was off

0:59:48.320 --> 0:59:50.000
<v Speaker 2>for a toll in twenty eight seconds.

0:59:50.320 --> 0:59:59.280
<v Speaker 1>Was that bad? Oh my god? So stupid?

0:59:59.280 --> 1:00:00.360
<v Speaker 3>Bones was so first?

1:00:00.880 --> 1:00:02.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, on there the last star in my life,

1:00:02.880 --> 1:00:04.360
<v Speaker 1>and I think I got banned from the show for

1:00:04.400 --> 1:00:05.400
<v Speaker 1>like two months or something.

1:00:10.320 --> 1:00:11.000
<v Speaker 3>Good times.

1:00:11.240 --> 1:00:14.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh Kevin James, I guarantee you remembers that interview. Check

1:00:14.440 --> 1:00:17.160
<v Speaker 2>out that movie, guys, how great would it be if

1:00:17.200 --> 1:00:22.640
<v Speaker 2>we got him on a gimme it? Heymember just a

1:00:22.640 --> 1:00:25.240
<v Speaker 2>little twenty four year old. It was just beating you

1:00:25.280 --> 1:00:28.800
<v Speaker 2>over the head on an interview. No way, there's no

1:00:28.840 --> 1:00:34.920
<v Speaker 2>way that has ever happened to him all.

1:00:34.800 --> 1:00:38.000
<v Speaker 1>Of his life. No one compared it to the panda.

1:00:39.280 --> 1:00:39.520
<v Speaker 3>Dude.

1:00:39.560 --> 1:00:43.160
<v Speaker 1>I was cracking one liners at his expense. He's the

1:00:43.160 --> 1:00:46.000
<v Speaker 1>movie star. Like, wait a minute, I'm supposed to be

1:00:46.080 --> 1:00:47.000
<v Speaker 1>cracking the one line.

1:00:50.640 --> 1:00:53.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh man, that's so funny.

1:00:53.320 --> 1:00:56.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh. We gotta go, Yeah, we gotta go.