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Speaker 2: Yeah, there it goes. It's working today. Yeah, you know, dude,

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Speaker 1: Everybody's one episode away from just losing it.

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Speaker 1: That's weird.

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Speaker 2: Why don't you just get a good pair of headphones.

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Speaker 1: With that said, these headphones that everybody has, you Steve

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Speaker 2: You could maybe google him. Maybe they don't even make

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Speaker 2: But let's start the show man, that's Friday.

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Speaker 1: I'm just waiting for the Big show to get mad

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Speaker 2: I didn't realize you only had one headphone on. I'm

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Speaker 2: You would you would have died. And see, so I'm

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Speaker 2: not mad at you this Friday. I'm just gonna smile.

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Speaker 2: Oh we got so much to cover, man, we got

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Speaker 2: so much much to cover. Right, Yeah, I love short weeks.

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Speaker 1: There was a year they outlawed them. No one person

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Speaker 2: Because I know that everybody had them Monday, Wednesday, Tuesday

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Speaker 1: That was the place to be.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's okay, sort of like you and the river.

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Speaker 1: It was too cold.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do it. Arnold, any update on him. We'll

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Speaker 3: Man, all right, let's do it live.

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Speaker 1: We ah the one two sore losers? What up, everybody?

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Speaker 1: I am Lunchbox.

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Speaker 2: I know the most about sports, so I'll give you

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Speaker 2: Let me tell you We've got emotion emotional city going

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Speaker 2: When I say they get held back, it means that

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no. The school doesn't hold him.

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Speaker 1: Right, we're going private. Nope, we're not going private.

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Speaker 3: Is it where you guys live? Is that the what

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why the Dods moved. I can't put what

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Speaker 1: I was saying was in Michigan it is freedom of choice.

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Speaker 1: You can go to any school you want. Really, in Tennessee,

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Speaker 1: freedom of sexuality, freedom of orientation, freedom of choice. Okay,

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Speaker 1: And he lives in Boomer lives in Gwynn and goes

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Speaker 1: at sports. Didn't know that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you can transfer, like you can try to

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Speaker 2: lottery into certain schools to portal and three day No, no, dude,

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Speaker 2: they hit the portal in kindergarten non have you ever

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Speaker 2: I have never seen so many parents stressed out about

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Speaker 2: Dude, it's for real, like one percent. I'm being serious.

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Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna throw up. No. I'm like no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Speaker 1: These kids are throwing up more now than the Vandy

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Speaker 3: Dad's gotta go too.

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Speaker 2: No, No, three o'clock, three o'clock. I get a that's

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Speaker 2: So I'm all right, here I'll get you a bowl

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Speaker 1: She she sleeps with air plugs. Ray you massage is

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Speaker 2: I mean I'm the one that has to get up

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Speaker 3: And what else? The bondage tape?

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Speaker 1: No, I take that off before she goes to bed.

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Speaker 3: Just nervous game time decision?

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Speaker 2: And they're having a popsicle party today and he's like,

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Speaker 2: I don't want to miss my popsicle party. And I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I don't want you to miss your popsicle party either,

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Speaker 2: tell them, tell you can't come to graduation tonight. We

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Speaker 1: If he gets sicked on the playground, that's legendary status.

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Speaker 1: Those kids are going to remember that, They will remember

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Speaker 1: my name's Bennett, I ain't in it.

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Speaker 3: My name's y'all.

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Speaker 1: It's up to y'all teachers.

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Speaker 2: I really I kind of agree with you. I want

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Speaker 2: He goes, Dak, can we play the Monster game? And

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Speaker 1: Monster Game.

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Speaker 3: Sure the parents love that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a little weird when the other parents show

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Speaker 1: Not a teacher.

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Speaker 3: Hey, you know what mood cares.

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Speaker 1: I'm in it not And what did you say? Cancel culture,

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Speaker 1: you guys, cancel yourself. I'm be not in it. Yep.

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Speaker 1: My name is Paul. It's up to y'all. There you go.

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Speaker 2: And so I was like, yeah, Bud, so we get

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Speaker 1: My name Sid is that your you know stuff like that.

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Speaker 2: That's good, that's really good. And we just had the

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Speaker 1: Me all that.

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Speaker 2: So it was just a moment yesterday when we had

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Speaker 2: he's got to go to school today so we can

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Speaker 1: I mean, this is huge, it's huge.

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Speaker 2: I ain't can remember any of it. Probably not, yeah,

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Speaker 2: probably not gonna remember any of it. But yes, so

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Speaker 1: Man, they're starting him young with these grad parties.

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Speaker 2: No, no, they only grad pre k. We don't do

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Speaker 3: And here's the thing.

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Speaker 1: When you get those kids up on the podium, I

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Speaker 2: Well, this one is more of an outdoor stage, and

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Speaker 2: they stand on one side, they call their name, they

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Speaker 1: That's it.

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Speaker 2: There's no standing up there. It's at a brewery. It

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Speaker 1: What one of the parents owns the brewery knowing genius

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Speaker 2: The parents their kid used to go to this this

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Speaker 3: All parents are going to get a couple of drinks.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna make some money, and guess what, later on,

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Speaker 2: So yeah, man, that's what we're dealing with. That's how

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Speaker 2: I slept last night. Thanks for asking me. I really

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Speaker 2: appreciate that. Yeah, we'll take a break.

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Speaker 1: We'll be right back. Give it to me.

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Speaker 3: How I slept?

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Speaker 2: No, give me, I don't. I figure you slept great.

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Speaker 1: I've been doing this new thing where I don't eat dinner,

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Speaker 1: so I wake up hungry. So you're not mad? Excuse me? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: See what when you wake up? Are you mad or happy?

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Speaker 1: I'm just like, oh man, I'm already awake. We're going

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Speaker 1: we do a new thing where we don't eat dinner,

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Speaker 1: I said, you know my new rule, I don't eat dinner.

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Speaker 1: An hour later, Hey, seriously, though, do you want to

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Speaker 1: so guess what she didn't eat either? Last night? I

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Speaker 1: But the sleep, it improves it because you don't got

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Speaker 1: So I woke up at midnight, I said, ah, wake

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Speaker 1: I just slept great. I could have woke up at

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Speaker 1: three hours later a little do we know you're gonna

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Speaker 2: Yeah? And then I was really excited because I saw

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you what, honey nut cheerios are delicious, fantastic.

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Speaker 1: You read them, well, I'm gonna join in with you. Bro.

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Speaker 1: I haven't had cereal in ten years.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, we don't get it that often for some reason.

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Speaker 2: the way to.

437
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Speaker 1: The rim, all the way to the rim. Rim. Job

438
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Speaker 1: right then, job? Then I pour the milk in.

439
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Speaker 3: Honey you get that one.

440
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Speaker 1: Pour the milk in. No, she's still in bed.

441
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Speaker 2: When I'm eating and I start eating, it's regular cheerios,

442
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:22,680
Speaker 2: not even honey nut.

443
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:24,520
Speaker 3: That's almost pour out worthy.

444
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,880
Speaker 2: It's like, what a waste of time.

445
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,760
Speaker 1: Graham and Grandpa rest in peace, love their souls. That's

446
00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:31,160
Speaker 1: what Grahams would try to do to us.

447
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,520
Speaker 3: Brutal. They gotta be honey nut they had.

448
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,520
Speaker 2: If they're not honey nut, then what are we doing?

449
00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:38,480
Speaker 2: Like why are we just doing regular cheerios?

450
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Speaker 3: Hey, Grandpa?

451
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Speaker 1: At what point do I start eating non honey cheerios

452
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Speaker 1: and grape nuts?

453
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Speaker 3: Good gosh.

454
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Speaker 2: So it was an absolute waste of a breakfast. It

455
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Speaker 2: was absolutely a disappointing moment when I thought, oh my gosh,

456
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Speaker 2: I'm about to eat some honey nut cheerios, have some

457
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Speaker 2: delicious deliciousness in my mouth, and I had just plain

458
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Speaker 2: old cheerios, and I was like, well, that was disappointing.

459
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Speaker 1: Ray.

460
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Speaker 3: I was looking for some south in my mouth. Start

461
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Speaker 3: the weekend off.

462
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,280
Speaker 2: So Yeah, that's how I started out my day. I mean,

463
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Speaker 2: I started out my night bad, started out my morning bad.

464
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Speaker 2: But then you tell me you got great news about

465
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Speaker 2: Justin's Yeah, I'm excited.

466
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Speaker 1: Thank you. So guys, he's playing Beat the Streak. Listen

467
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Speaker 1: to another episode. If you want to learn about the

468
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Speaker 1: game quickly. You got to get fifty seven hitters in

469
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Speaker 1: a row. You can take a day off, you can

470
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Speaker 1: do two at a time. They have to get a hit.

471
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Speaker 1: You can pick anybody. You can pick a pitcher, pick

472
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Speaker 1: a catcher. Actual pitchers don't hit anymore, but they have

473
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Speaker 1: to get one hit. Doesn't matter how they get. It

474
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Speaker 1: has to be scored a hit. Justin at fifteen and

475
00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:39,480
Speaker 1: he still has the opportunity to use his safety card.

476
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Speaker 1: And what we learned is between ten and fifteen you

477
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Speaker 1: can actually pick two people and you'll still get safety

478
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Speaker 1: at fifteen. So the most advantageous place in this entire

479
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:51,200
Speaker 1: game is at fifteen because you can pick two guys

480
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Speaker 1: and if both of them miss, or one of a miss,

481
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Speaker 1: you still stay at fifteen. Oh even both miss. Yes, wow,

482
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Speaker 1: I did massive research and learn that for Justin. Thank you,

483
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:02,680
Speaker 1: And I'm still way for the text to say thank you. Yeah,

484
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:03,720
Speaker 1: because I did.

485
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Speaker 3: I did. I deep dived.

486
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Speaker 1: He went to a bunch of different players and saw

487
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,840
Speaker 1: other guys that picked too and see if they still

488
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,119
Speaker 1: had their streak saver by picking two and missing two

489
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Speaker 1: at fifteen.

490
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Speaker 3: But that's I digress.

491
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Speaker 1: Justin last night picks a guy for James Wood for

492
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Speaker 1: the Nationals. Is it okay? A lefty? He's pretty good.

493
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Speaker 1: He's a good, good little kid. And then he got

494
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Speaker 1: one one of the oakland A's guys. Well they got smoked. Yeah,

495
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:31,160
Speaker 1: so he should have picked so his James Wood guy

496
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Speaker 1: went one for three. AI. We've been doing a little

497
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Speaker 1: work with AI. AI said, the smartest player to pick

498
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Speaker 1: based on whip walks, hits, per innings pitched, e RA,

499
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Speaker 1: stadium factors is James Wood of the Nationals. And he

500
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Speaker 1: got a hit.

501
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Speaker 3: So Ao was correct.

502
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Speaker 1: AI smart. Well, Justin decided to do his little algorithms

503
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Speaker 1: and he went with an oaklan A who has the

504
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Speaker 1: worst offense in baseball. He got three at bats and

505
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Speaker 1: got pulled from the game. He went oh for three,

506
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Speaker 1: So Justin he loses his golden dildo, his golden condom.

507
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:06,119
Speaker 1: I texted him this morning, I said, you are now

508
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:09,919
Speaker 1: without your golden dildo. You must raw dog all the

509
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:12,960
Speaker 1: way to fifty seven. But he's still at fifteen. But

510
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:16,280
Speaker 1: he did not move from the last podcast. Wow, Bud,

511
00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:19,159
Speaker 1: he is holding on for dear life. He's top thousand

512
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Speaker 1: in the world right now. That's pretty impressive. And he

513
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Speaker 1: tells me he's going with Jose Ramirez. I believe Guardians. Yeah,

514
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Speaker 1: who do they play? No idea. But like the addict

515
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:32,000
Speaker 1: that he is, he texts me, I already know my

516
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Speaker 1: next hitter, Jose Ramirez.

517
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Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, take a day off, take ten minutes,

518
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:40,000
Speaker 2: Take ten minutes to look and decide who you want.

519
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:42,679
Speaker 1: Man, No need to make the decision right after you

520
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:43,160
Speaker 1: get beat.

521
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Speaker 2: So root along with Justin Jose Ramirez. We need to

522
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Speaker 2: hit today. Let's see what Let's see what time the

523
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Speaker 2: Guardians play today.

524
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Speaker 1: I haven't heard anything back from him. Oh, here we go.

525
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Speaker 1: I will be at the pool for the next forty

526
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Speaker 1: eight hours.

527
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:05,400
Speaker 2: Oh and then Boomer. You did some research on Boomer

528
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:07,600
Speaker 2: which I thought was quite fascinating.

529
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:10,159
Speaker 3: Yes, so Boomer finished his season. Guys, he was pitching.

530
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 1: Oh, they play the Angels today, and so watch along.

531
00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:16,640
Speaker 1: And if you two want to do go to MLB

532
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,800
Speaker 1: dot com. It's not a promotion or whatever. Just do it.

533
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:19,800
Speaker 3: We have fun doing it.

534
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:21,200
Speaker 1: No, we don't. It's not fun.

535
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:26,080
Speaker 2: It's not fun because it's impossible and it's really freaking hard. Yeah.

536
00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:27,840
Speaker 1: And remember when I told you guys about the thirteen

537
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:30,320
Speaker 1: run game. I see on the Facebook pages they're still

538
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,800
Speaker 1: playing it and it is so fun. And you guys

539
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:34,679
Speaker 1: are welcome because I told you about it.

540
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:37,199
Speaker 2: Now I am playing that game. It's a great But

541
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:39,919
Speaker 2: here's the thing. I had no idea I had the

542
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:43,080
Speaker 2: Miami Marlins, so I didn't even look. I gave up,

543
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,800
Speaker 2: and all I need is twelve in thirteen runs.

544
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:48,520
Speaker 1: That's pretty impressive because it is shocking that they got

545
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:50,760
Speaker 1: a ten and eleven five. That's what I'm saying.

546
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:53,760
Speaker 2: I had no idea the Miami Marlins would keep me

547
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,480
Speaker 2: in this contest. Once they told me that I drew

548
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:59,640
Speaker 2: the Miami Marlins because it was random drawlah, I never

549
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:02,520
Speaker 2: even looked back. I had no idea. And someone posted, man,

550
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:05,000
Speaker 2: I still need this for the win. I'm like, am

551
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,600
Speaker 2: I still alive? Can you send me the link? And

552
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:10,360
Speaker 2: they posted the link and I need twelve and thirteen

553
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:13,880
Speaker 2: from the Miami Marlins. So I mean, what a day.

554
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:16,040
Speaker 1: And if you guys want to fall along with that

555
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:18,960
Speaker 1: game at home, it doesn't matter who's running the pool. Literally,

556
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:21,760
Speaker 1: in Google, just type in thirteen run pool and you

557
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:23,960
Speaker 1: can choose the date that it started and it'll show

558
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:26,399
Speaker 1: you who's in the lead. Pretty fun. Have you done that? No,

559
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:28,440
Speaker 1: because that's how you can follow along. You're able to

560
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,200
Speaker 1: change the date as long as you know the exact

561
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Speaker 1: date I started.

562
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Speaker 2: I don't know the date they started. Why would I

563
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 2: know that?

564
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:34,560
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know.

565
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,399
Speaker 1: But that's that's how it's then able to tell you

566
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,240
Speaker 1: who's gotten what runs. Let me tell you.

567
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:40,720
Speaker 2: Let me tell you about my organizational skills and when

568
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:42,919
Speaker 2: things start and win things in I don't pay attention

569
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:44,480
Speaker 2: to anything. If I would have had a team that

570
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,760
Speaker 2: I knew scored runs, like let's say I had the

571
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:49,919
Speaker 2: Yankees or you know, the Phillies or someone like that,

572
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:51,880
Speaker 2: I would have been dialed in. But when you give

573
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Speaker 2: me the Miami Marlins, don't even care.

574
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:57,600
Speaker 3: So Boomer is playing high school baseball.

575
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Speaker 1: He's a junior. He made first team, which is pretty

576
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 1: outstanding accomplishment as a junior. Mean, he made varsity. Yeah,

577
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:05,680
Speaker 1: he's been on the varsity team, but he made a

578
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:08,840
Speaker 1: first team All conference, got it, so that was pretty cool.

579
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:12,440
Speaker 1: Conferences are district divisions whatever, so we call it a districts,

580
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:15,520
Speaker 1: but I don't know everybody's different. It makes you go

581
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:18,520
Speaker 1: state lines, it makes those sense ABC level A plus

582
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 1: B plot. I have no idea, but I decided to

583
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:23,800
Speaker 1: watch all of his games. They may have this app

584
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,639
Speaker 1: called Game Changer, so I'm able to see every pitch

585
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:29,880
Speaker 1: he's thrown the entire year. So I thought a very

586
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,480
Speaker 1: interesting and good metric is first pitch strikes.

587
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:34,960
Speaker 2: Oh that's huge. I mean Greg Maddox was always first

588
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,480
Speaker 2: pitch strike. So if you're going to make it in

589
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 2: the league, got to have a first first pitch strike.

590
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:41,240
Speaker 1: And in the majors, the best are in the seventy

591
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 1: percentile range, the worst in the sixties. But to be

592
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:46,760
Speaker 1: in the majors, you really have to have a sixty

593
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 1: percent rate of about sixty percent, and you can figure

594
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:52,240
Speaker 1: it just go MLB savant. You have to have a

595
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Speaker 1: sixty rate of sixty sixty rate of first pitch strikes,

596
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Speaker 1: thank you. So Boomer May first, West would fifty three percent,

597
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 1: Kingsford May eighth. They're pitching about once a week sixty

598
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:09,160
Speaker 1: nine percent. Gladstone May thirteenth forty seven percent, Oh Rudyard

599
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 1: May seventeenth, forty five percent, Oh Holton May twenty first,

600
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:17,439
Speaker 1: thirty one percent, Oh Menominee May twenty eight eighty six percent.

601
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:19,639
Speaker 1: Here we go, and that's it. It's a pretty short season.

602
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:25,400
Speaker 1: So overall, one hundred and four batters faced fifty four

603
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 1: first pitch strikes fifty two percent. To get into majors,

604
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 1: you need to get to sixty percent, So we need

605
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:32,800
Speaker 1: to up that a little bit. And maybe he was

606
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:33,560
Speaker 1: just being careful.

607
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:35,720
Speaker 2: Maybe was their power hitter with runners on, he didn't

608
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 2: want to lay one in there on the first pitch.

609
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,760
Speaker 2: You know, scenarios create stats. So, I mean, it's a

610
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:43,680
Speaker 2: very good season. Did they win? Did they make the playoffs?

611
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:44,359
Speaker 2: How did Boomer do?

612
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 1: Yeah? It all starts tomorrow, so they're going on to

613
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:47,440
Speaker 1: the playoffs tomorrow.

614
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:50,200
Speaker 2: Oh so we still got more. Yeah, so that was

615
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:53,879
Speaker 2: just it is their ace. Yeah, Boomer's the ace. I

616
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:57,520
Speaker 2: would say, Yeah, holy crap. It just must be a

617
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:58,479
Speaker 2: nice being a lefty.

618
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, it must be.

619
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:01,679
Speaker 3: I mean, of all that.

620
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:05,440
Speaker 1: Two things, I noticed, dude never threw more than two

621
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 1: or three balls in a row. Pretty impressive the.

622
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:09,800
Speaker 2: Fact that you went back.

623
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:12,720
Speaker 1: No, I've been doing it all month. Oh but I

624
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 1: was a little behind caught up this morning. Sorry.

625
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:16,360
Speaker 2: I thought you did that in one night.

626
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 1: No. I was like, dude, you need to get a life.

627
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 1: Some of the camera angle because it's just a person

628
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:23,400
Speaker 1: putting their phone on the fences. And sometimes you can't

629
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,520
Speaker 1: tell well, no, no, no, I can tell pretty dang good.

630
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:28,679
Speaker 1: Sometimes the camera angle is brutal and it's shaking the

631
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:30,320
Speaker 1: whole time. But you know what, I do my due

632
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 1: diligence and I get in there and I get the

633
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 1: balls and strikes. Other times it is a pimp angle

634
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:37,160
Speaker 1: and I'm like, this is awesome. I wish I could

635
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 1: watch it in person. What do I want to do

636
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:40,560
Speaker 1: next year? I want to retire. I want to get

637
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:42,400
Speaker 1: a gun and I want to gun every one of

638
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:44,840
Speaker 1: his pitches to see how fast he's throwing.

639
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 2: But next year is senior year.

640
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:48,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it'll be my last shot of doing it

641
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:49,920
Speaker 1: if he never makes college.

642
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 2: But you're gonna have to go and watch his senior day, right.

643
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 1: That's why I want to I want to graduate. I

644
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 1: retire so I can go do that for the whole

645
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:57,680
Speaker 1: month of May.

646
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 2: Well, I mean you'd have to do the podcast from

647
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:03,920
Speaker 2: remotely right, because I mean I wouldn't be able to

648
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:05,920
Speaker 2: do this by myself. It'd be like, hey, how are

649
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 2: you doing today? Oh, I'm doing good.

650
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 1: How are you? Oh I'm doing good? How are you?

651
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:11,080
Speaker 2: I mean, that would be really weird. We'll take a

652
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:19,479
Speaker 2: break and we'll be right back. Ray drama, drama, drama, drama.

653
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:20,840
Speaker 1: Let me tell you man.

654
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 2: Wednesday night co ed soccer, it was playoff time, my

655
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 2: team versus another team. If you win, you play a

656
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:35,280
Speaker 2: second game that night. And I look at the schedule

657
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:37,040
Speaker 2: and we're up against a team that didn't win a

658
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 2: game all year. They scored a total of four goals,

659
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 2: give up, gave up fifty two goals, only scored four.

660
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 2: Then I was like, oh my gosh, we're gonna have

661
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 2: two games on Wednesday night. So when I'm kissing the boys,

662
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 2: because it's eight fifteen and then it would have been

663
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 2: nine to fifteen and I'm kissing the boys, I'm leaving,

664
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Speaker 2: I'm like, love you boys, Love you boys, Love you boys.

665
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 2: You're right, Dad, You're gonna be home real soon, right,

666
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 2: And I'm like, noh, bud, We're gonna have two games tonight,

667
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 2: two games, and I'd send out the group text, hey,

668
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:13,240
Speaker 2: who's in, who's out?

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Speaker 1: In? In in?

670
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 2: Our goalie hadn't responded, so eleven am Wednesday morning, I

671
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 2: finally texted him individually. I said, hey, are you coming?

672
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 2: He goes, I'm in good?

673
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 1: All right?

674
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Speaker 3: Are you c U, M, I, N G.

675
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:29,640
Speaker 1: And then no, that's not what I put. Ah, that's

676
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:31,280
Speaker 1: not what I put. Are you coming?

677
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 2: And then Nicole says, hey, I got an extra girl

678
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:36,560
Speaker 2: sub that way we have, you know, plenty of girls

679
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Speaker 2: on the Oh.

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00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 1: Nicole the girl at Odie's our friend. She's a bartender,

681
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:45,120
Speaker 1: brunette hair. You got a shelf on her. She has

682
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Speaker 1: a shelf, but she doesn't work at Odie's. It's different girl. Yeah,

683
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:49,680
Speaker 1: different girl. Uh.

684
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 2: And I'm like sweet, So I roll up. James is

685
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:56,880
Speaker 2: there and Nicole's there, and then her friend shows up.

686
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,000
Speaker 2: She's like, oh, here's my friend that I told you.

687
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 2: And I was like all right, sweet. I was like

688
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 2: what's your name? And she was like Caroline, My nice

689
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 2: to meet you. I'm like, so what position do you play?

690
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:07,880
Speaker 2: She goes, Oh, I've never played soccer.

691
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 3: This is the team we're fielding.

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00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,240
Speaker 2: I'm like what, She goes, Yeah, I just I know

693
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 2: Nicole play, so I just thought it'd be fun to

694
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:15,720
Speaker 2: try it.

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00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 3: Bro, you can get baser to play.

696
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 1: And I get real quiet, and I kind of like

697
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:23,080
Speaker 1: I'm stretching out.

698
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 2: She goes, I think I scared him by the tone

699
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Speaker 2: of them.

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Speaker 1: I don't play soccer. Said no, no, I'm not scared.

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Speaker 1: I'm not scared. It's cool. It's cool, it's cool. Don't

702
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:31,719
Speaker 1: worry about it.

703
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 3: Did you say this is playoff time?

704
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 1: I didn't want to put that pressure on her.

705
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 2: I was just like, I was like looking at the

706
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,640
Speaker 2: cole like I was trying to give Himicole a look

707
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:42,160
Speaker 2: like without giving her a look like, what the hell

708
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 2: are you thinking bringing someone that's never played soccer to

709
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 2: playoff time?

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Speaker 1: That makes sense?

711
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 3: And if they can compete?

712
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 1: Says something about your league is at a conference or division.

713
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:55,800
Speaker 2: So then where it's just me and James, our goalie

714
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 2: shows up.

715
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Speaker 1: It's Matt.

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Speaker 2: We need one more dude. Jordan's supposed to be there.

717
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 2: Where's Charlie? Then we get a text from Jordan gonna

718
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 2: be there right at game time?

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Speaker 1: Running late? All right, Michael, all right, cool man.

720
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Speaker 2: That's cool, Charlie. Anybody heard from Charlie.

721
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 1: Checked the chocolate factory. No, coach, I'm just trying to

722
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 1: get involved with this team. I don't know anybody about.

723
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Speaker 1: Do you have anybody in this building that plays in

724
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:21,959
Speaker 1: your team? No, because I don't know a damn person

725
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Speaker 1: from Adam Charlie. I thought I knew Nicole from ODI's.

726
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:28,320
Speaker 2: No, And so we hit Charlie. We like, hey, Charlie,

727
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Speaker 2: are you you parking right now?

728
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Speaker 1: Or what he responds?

729
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 2: He goes, oh, I guess I didn't tell you, guys,

730
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:37,360
Speaker 2: but I'm not gonna be able to make it.

731
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Speaker 3: I've got Corona.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well there we are.

733
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Speaker 2: Now we're down to no guy subs if when Jordan

734
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Speaker 2: shows up, we got three guys for the whole night.

735
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Speaker 1: The goalie plays goalie.

736
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Speaker 2: Jordan shows up about fifteen minutes into the game, and

737
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 2: my strategy for this game is because they've only scored

738
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 2: four goals all year, Ray I said, listen, guys, we

739
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 2: don't even need to run. We should just put a

740
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 2: few in the back of the net and sit back

741
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 2: and relax.

742
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 3: You better run if you're gonna play the Pacers.

743
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 2: Boy, it couldn't have been more opposite Ray. They jump

744
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:12,160
Speaker 2: out to a one nothing lead. After scoring four goals

745
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 2: all year, they jump out to a one nothing lead.

746
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Speaker 3: At short net turf.

747
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, I could score a goal in that crap.

748
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:21,080
Speaker 1: Here's the problem. I would score on South Beach. He

749
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 1: was a kicker, and that we would play in the apartment.

750
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Speaker 1: I never played soccer. I'd score on his ass. That's great.

751
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Speaker 2: He was a kicker. He wasn't a goalie.

752
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,800
Speaker 1: No, he played soccer, but he wasn't a goalie. Maybe

753
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 1: that's how I was able to score on Yeah.

754
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 2: So then Jordan shows up and what is Jordan wearing?

755
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:37,480
Speaker 3: Banana thong?

756
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:38,880
Speaker 1: No crocs?

757
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 3: He's like flut combs, got all those little giblets on it.

758
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 2: He says, hey, man, does anybody got cleats? I forgot

759
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Speaker 2: my cleats.

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00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 1: How in the world, as a grown ass adult do

761
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 1: you forget your cleats? Been there?

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Speaker 2: You know you are going to a soccer game as

763
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Speaker 2: an adult and you forgot your cleats? And so James Lucky,

764
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 2: He's like, hey, I got an extra pair, and he

765
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 2: goes where are they? He goes and puts them on. Well,

766
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 2: the problem is Jordan were size eleven. James is size ten.

767
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:15,799
Speaker 2: So Jordan's feet are crammed up in there, hurting and

768
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 2: he can't run. He's complaining. Then luckily, out of nowhere,

769
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,400
Speaker 2: Matt says, hey man, I got an extra pair. If

770
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:22,920
Speaker 2: you want to go get him out of my car.

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00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 3: I'm home just like you.

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00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 1: Man.

773
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:28,480
Speaker 2: So it's one nothing them at the half. They're up

774
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:31,560
Speaker 2: one nothing and this team has scored four goals all year.

775
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 1: They haven't won a game. We have to win to advance.

776
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:38,120
Speaker 1: So say you guys are Liverpool. What team would you

777
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 1: compare this to for our Premier League fans? Is this

778
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:44,240
Speaker 1: Northwich City? Or nodding to m for us, Yeah, something

779
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 1: like that.

780
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 2: Okay, farther down way down there? All right, So we

781
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 2: get one goal, it's tied one to one. Then it's

782
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:52,799
Speaker 2: back and forth. I mean we are running, we are exhausted.

783
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:58,080
Speaker 1: You're not as good as Chelsea no or arsenal right, okay.

784
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 2: Him there, they're more to like. Okay, we we are

785
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:06,279
Speaker 2: the you're Liverpool. I would say we're the Ravens and

786
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:11,000
Speaker 2: they're more like the Browns, okay, or like the Titans.

787
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,240
Speaker 1: Who are you on the Ravens? You're Derrick Henry?

788
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:18,400
Speaker 2: Uh No, I'm more Ray the kicker, Dicker, Patrick Queen,

789
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 2: the Tucker. Oh Tucker, No, no, no, I'm not Tucker Man.

790
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 2: I'm not Tucker Man. I don't do the massages. Nope, nope, No,

791
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:34,359
Speaker 2: Tucker's not on my team that I know about. Knowing

792
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:37,799
Speaker 2: on my team is Tucker that I know about? And dude,

793
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:40,160
Speaker 2: this was supposed to be our easy game and we

794
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:43,319
Speaker 2: are dead exhausted, sprinting up and down the field trying

795
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:46,560
Speaker 2: to get a goal. They come down three on one

796
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 2: Goalie blocks it, throws it out to Jordan. Jordan kicks

797
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:53,279
Speaker 2: it off their person, trying to joke him, but it

798
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 2: bounces off their leg.

799
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,280
Speaker 1: He gets a good bounce, he shoots.

800
00:35:56,800 --> 00:36:02,440
Speaker 2: He scores two Noble and after the ball goes in

801
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:08,840
Speaker 2: the net, the reft tweet he scored with two seconds

802
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 2: to go to move us on in the playoff. But

803
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,959
Speaker 2: the problem is we gotta play again, and we're playing

804
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:19,279
Speaker 2: a team that didn't have to play. They got a

805
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:22,800
Speaker 2: first round by so they're just sitting pretty. They're not tired.

806
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 2: We're exhausted. No guy subs how many game or daybreak?

807
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 1: Five minutes?

808
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:35,360
Speaker 2: Ohhee, five minutes? And I mean the first game was

809
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,839
Speaker 2: supposed to be our easy game. We weren't gonna run,

810
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:39,040
Speaker 2: we were gonna just chill.

811
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:40,200
Speaker 3: That was your game plan.

812
00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:43,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they only scored four goals all season. Ray,

813
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:48,360
Speaker 1: our game plan was to be absolutely as lazy as like,

814
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:51,879
Speaker 1: what what game plan is that? No?

815
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 2: No, literally, that was my game plan because I literally,

816
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:00,879
Speaker 2: all right, that's the wordst game plan I've ever heard

817
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:04,799
Speaker 2: a coach lay out. No, it was a great game

818
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:07,960
Speaker 2: plan because you think you're gonna smoke this team that

819
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:11,240
Speaker 2: is not very good because they've only scored four goals

820
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 2: all year, So you assume you're gonna smack them and

821
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 2: you're not gonna have to worry about hustling, and you're

822
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 2: gonna have so much energy for the second game. Instead,

823
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 2: we're laid out on the side of the road waiting

824
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 2: for the next team, going, oh my god, how are

825
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:26,760
Speaker 2: we gonna play this game?

826
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:27,839
Speaker 1: Hey?

827
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:29,520
Speaker 3: Brother, you got a couple bucks and.

828
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 2: We got no guy subs. Remember we've been playing the

829
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:33,560
Speaker 2: whole I played all fifty minutes.

830
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:35,759
Speaker 1: But you that's what you wanted back in the day.

831
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 1: You wouldn't play all the time, you complained.

832
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 2: James played all fifty minutes, and we got another fifty

833
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,560
Speaker 2: minute soccer game five minutes after that one.

834
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:45,920
Speaker 3: That's a lot of running.

835
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,080
Speaker 1: And you just say a lot of running. I really

836
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 1: wish you were into technology and you'd wear a watch

837
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:52,799
Speaker 1: so I can know how many miles. I mean, are

838
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:55,320
Speaker 1: you rocking twenty miles? Doing or not twenty miles? I

839
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 1: don't know if I'm rocking twenty thousand steps.

840
00:37:57,160 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 2: Oh, easily twenty thousand, seesh. How many steps are in

841
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:00,959
Speaker 2: a mile?

842
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:02,200
Speaker 3: I don't know.

843
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:06,120
Speaker 1: But typically a really high energy day twenty thousand, Like

844
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:08,920
Speaker 1: when I did it. I was running with the baby,

845
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:10,880
Speaker 1: running with Boomer back when he was twelve, and he

846
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:12,799
Speaker 1: didn't sit on a couch all day, and I did

847
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 1: twenty thousand after the whole day of running. Yeah, so

848
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 1: I'd say i'd had to look, I'd had to I

849
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 1: could wear it. I mean for your birthday, No, I

850
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:27,800
Speaker 1: have one. It's I'm gonna get you one, dude.

851
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:29,440
Speaker 2: So we're like, oh my god, I don't know how

852
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 2: we're gonna do this, And we did exactly what we

853
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 2: were supposed to do.

854
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 1: The first game.

855
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 2: We spread out, we passed the ball, passed the ball,

856
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 2: didn't try to dribble it, didn't run, We score one goal,

857
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:43,320
Speaker 2: up one nothing.

858
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 1: Then me just observing. I noticed they're big. Dude, he's huge.

859
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:49,400
Speaker 2: He likes to use his left foot only, so just

860
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 2: stay on his left foot. Dare him to use his

861
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:52,000
Speaker 2: right foot.

862
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 1: Won't do it.

863
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 2: Other guy subs in. I see him make one pass.

864
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,799
Speaker 2: He turns his whole body to pass it with his

865
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 2: left foot. Said thanks, I know you're left footed. Don't

866
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:02,560
Speaker 2: have to worry about your right, so just stay on

867
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 2: his right left foot and Darren to kick it with

868
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:05,439
Speaker 2: his right.

869
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 1: I mean that's yeah, that strategy one on one, wouldn't

870
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:11,160
Speaker 1: do it. We score a second goal, we score a

871
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 1: third goal, we score a fourth goal.

872
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 2: And then they score one for to one. We win,

873
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 2: and we are absolutely second half, let me tell you

874
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:23,279
Speaker 2: second half, we were doing a lot of kick the

875
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:24,879
Speaker 2: ball out of bounds and let it roll a little

876
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 2: way so we could catch our breath, just to waste

877
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 2: some time because we are so freaking tired. Jordan had

878
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 2: to go out. He was cramping.

879
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:33,680
Speaker 1: He had to go get stretched out on the sideline.

880
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:34,759
Speaker 3: So you were a man down.

881
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 2: Well, a girl came in and the girl that never

882
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:39,400
Speaker 2: played she would come in and it was like we

883
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 2: were playing a band down, you know, because she didn't

884
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 2: know what she was doing.

885
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 3: Was she decent?

886
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 1: No?

887
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,880
Speaker 2: No, Ray, she couldn't kick the ball. She went to

888
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:47,399
Speaker 2: kick the ball one time and no, and she fell

889
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 2: flat on her face, literally face playing it into the

890
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:53,000
Speaker 2: ground and the other team stopped to make sure she

891
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:55,880
Speaker 2: was okay. That's how I mean. They had to stop

892
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 2: the play because they were worried.

893
00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:59,239
Speaker 1: She was hurt. That sportsmanship and.

894
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:00,880
Speaker 2: She would get on the and she'd be on for

895
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:02,400
Speaker 2: like three minutes. I'd look at the other girls in

896
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 2: the Southern beach, are you guys good? Get Blondie off,

897
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:07,399
Speaker 2: Get Blondie off. I was like, I appreciate her coming,

898
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:10,799
Speaker 2: but I'm here to win. Get Blondie out. And it

899
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:11,320
Speaker 2: was amazing.

900
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 1: I appreciate her alo tank top and shorts athleisure, but

901
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:18,920
Speaker 1: she's not good at soccer. No, no.

902
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:21,239
Speaker 2: And I after the game, I said, Nicole, what the

903
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 2: hell are you thinking? Like, what are you bringing a

904
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,359
Speaker 2: girl that's never played for She goes, I don't know.

905
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 2: She just she said she wanted to play. Mike, Nicole,

906
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 2: you gotta do better.

907
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:32,439
Speaker 1: I mean, at that point, you guys are just looking

908
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 1: for a warm body. Hey, we were, but we were

909
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:34,799
Speaker 1: moving on.

910
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,959
Speaker 2: We're moving on to next week and the boys will

911
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,120
Speaker 2: be there as we have marched all the way to

912
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 2: the championship. Matt, we are in the ship next Wednesday

913
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 2: night at seven to fifteen.

914
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:49,799
Speaker 1: Are you really yeah? That's CMA Fest. Are you sure

915
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:51,959
Speaker 1: that isn't that softball game? No softball games?

916
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:57,640
Speaker 2: Monday Stadium is Thursday, Wednesday night, seven fifteen. The boys

917
00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:00,480
Speaker 2: will be there. They will be face painted, and we

918
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:02,520
Speaker 2: are going for the ship.

919
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:05,279
Speaker 3: Is the team favorite it or you guys the.

920
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:08,360
Speaker 2: Team were playing? They beat us in the regular season. Okay, yeah,

921
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:09,240
Speaker 2: so if that makes.

922
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 3: You what part of town is that.

923
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:15,959
Speaker 2: It's on the eastern eastern seaboard. I swing it, dude,

924
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 2: what time seven to fifteen?

925
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 1: I'm out.

926
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 3: I could have bet at five.

927
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:21,280
Speaker 1: Dude, it's right by our old crib.

928
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:22,279
Speaker 3: I get that.

929
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,920
Speaker 1: I don't know if the gas station might be closed.

930
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:26,400
Speaker 3: I'll go to Rosie Pepper.

931
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 1: No, no, our gas station. It has to be because the.

932
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:32,280
Speaker 3: The I mean, you know, people were shot.

933
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:36,840
Speaker 2: No, no, the uh the how the apartments across the street,

934
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:40,360
Speaker 2: they're empty, like they're about to be bulldozed.

935
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:41,280
Speaker 3: Because they're doing tall and skinnies.

936
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:44,400
Speaker 2: I don't know if they're rebuilding, doing something upgrading them.

937
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:45,960
Speaker 2: I don't know what they're doing. I have to look

938
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:49,759
Speaker 2: at the plans, but they're absolutely empty. Thirty seconds to

939
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 2: tell you this, Yeah, baser. We went to the mall

940
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,840
Speaker 2: in Green Hills. And then when she gets me in

941
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:57,080
Speaker 2: the car and she lets me go to a sports

942
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 2: bar at the mall, then she knows she can just

943
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:00,480
Speaker 2: totally play with me.

944
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:02,320
Speaker 1: And we had agreed to the mall, and she decided

945
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 1: to go to a TJ Max uh painted door, and

946
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 1: we ended up in our old neighborhood. Oh. It took

947
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:15,360
Speaker 1: us to some TJ Max on the exact same street

948
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:18,239
Speaker 1: we used to live on, and I said, go right,

949
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 1: just I can't see this neighborhood anymore. Please go straight. No,

950
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:25,520
Speaker 1: we're not going on Call Hall. No, go right, We're

951
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 1: not going that way to TJ Max. Thank god. She

952
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 1: makes a left, right, left, gets back on Douglass and

953
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 1: out of there. It was terrifying being back in that area.

954
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 3: I see the.

955
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:39,400
Speaker 1: YMCA, Margaret Maddock, she goes, who would work out there?

956
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:39,920
Speaker 2: Me?

957
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 1: Yeah? Me? I did for an entire year. It was

958
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:46,120
Speaker 1: the worst gym ever. Hey, there was nobody under fifty that.

959
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:48,640
Speaker 2: Brand new gas station that sells pizzas. I stopped there

960
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:51,600
Speaker 2: after the game stop there, got some drinks because I

961
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:54,319
Speaker 2: was so dang thirsty. On the corner on the corner, Man,

962
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 2: that was built when we were there. It would got

963
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:59,360
Speaker 2: built while we were there. And the homeless are still there? Hey,

964
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:01,600
Speaker 2: hey man, just if you can bless me on the

965
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 2: weekend and way out, bless me man?

966
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:06,960
Speaker 1: And that that hot I believe it's a pork missile

967
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:09,279
Speaker 1: or do they have They have missiles for sure.

968
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:11,399
Speaker 3: And nachos on the corner is still there?

969
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, how they're just right there on the corner. It's

970
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:15,640
Speaker 2: a good location.

971
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 1: I can't believe all the businesses to stay in business

972
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:19,080
Speaker 1: that one.

973
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:23,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, amazing, dude. It was memory Lane, Memory Lane. We'll

974
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:24,439
Speaker 2: take a break. We'll be right back.

975
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 1: Dude.

976
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:30,320
Speaker 2: Are the NBA Finals ever gonna start? Like I? I

977
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 2: thought the I thought the Pacers had already wrapped up

978
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 2: the series. I didn't realize they still hadn't They played

979
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:39,440
Speaker 2: last night? They got blowed out. I mean, what are

980
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:39,839
Speaker 2: we doing?

981
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:42,359
Speaker 3: That's good? We want game six?

982
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 1: We want games? Do we?

983
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:46,359
Speaker 2: They're not even fun to wat? I mean, I guess

984
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 2: the first few, but last night was blowed out.

985
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 1: City.

986
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 2: At least I get a Saturday night game. I turned

987
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:53,480
Speaker 2: it on and it was they were down by thirty.

988
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:54,880
Speaker 2: I was like, well, no need to watch that.

989
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:55,360
Speaker 1: Cool.

990
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:57,279
Speaker 2: It was like the second or third quarter and I

991
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 2: just like kids got to bed and I'm like, all right,

992
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:00,839
Speaker 2: let me see what's going on the game.

993
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:02,520
Speaker 1: Well, now what am I going to watch.

994
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:04,200
Speaker 3: With the running gun?

995
00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:04,800
Speaker 1: Three pointer?

996
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:05,680
Speaker 3: I thought about it.

997
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 1: The reason has changed the game is teams can now

998
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:11,439
Speaker 1: and if they are hot, if they are cooking. As

999
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:13,480
Speaker 1: a kid, say, you have the potential to blow a

1000
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 1: team out by forty, and that has happened several times

1001
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:19,760
Speaker 1: in these NBA playoffs. I mean, I mean the thunder.

1002
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:22,360
Speaker 1: Oh my game wasn't even close. That's what I was

1003
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:22,759
Speaker 1: gonna say.

1004
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:24,719
Speaker 2: They blew them out by like it blowed them out,

1005
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 2: blowed out by like forty.

1006
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:29,400
Speaker 1: Again. See, I want a Game seven in Madison Square.

1007
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 1: But I just think the Pacers at home on a

1008
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:35,280
Speaker 1: Saturday night that that place is can be in toego.

1009
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:38,920
Speaker 2: Now, that would be Game seven at Madison Square Garden.

1010
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:39,879
Speaker 2: I would sign up for that.

1011
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:43,279
Speaker 1: Thank you. I would love that. We're sports historians and

1012
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 1: you don't want to Game seven at Madison Square Garden.

1013
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:48,800
Speaker 2: I didn't say I don't want one. I'm just saying,

1014
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 2: is it really gonna get there?

1015
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:53,879
Speaker 1: Have you ever been in Madison Square Garden? No, I've

1016
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:56,360
Speaker 1: been outside of it, so have I. Dude, a block

1017
00:44:56,400 --> 00:45:00,960
Speaker 1: away and you can feel the aura. I walked right by.

1018
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:02,560
Speaker 3: That's a powerful venue.

1019
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:07,279
Speaker 1: Titan Nissan Stadium, you know you got the you kind

1020
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:10,120
Speaker 1: of almost you actually feel like a vagrant when you

1021
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 1: walk past it. But Madison Square, the Garden, that's the

1022
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:20,279
Speaker 1: home of basketball. That's a powerful venue. Can you imagine

1023
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:24,279
Speaker 1: walking to a game, any game? Dude, Madison Square. Baby,

1024
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:25,520
Speaker 1: you're not a fan.

1025
00:45:28,239 --> 00:45:29,880
Speaker 2: I don't know if I even like it. I mean,

1026
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:31,960
Speaker 2: it's fine, it's awesome.

1027
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:33,759
Speaker 3: The fans know how to.

1028
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:36,680
Speaker 1: Cheer, well, they know how to cheer. I understand. The

1029
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:39,840
Speaker 1: guy gets a three pointer, the fans start rising to

1030
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:44,920
Speaker 1: their feet. Yankee Stadium, Madison Square, they know Rucker Park?

1031
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:47,840
Speaker 1: Do they know how to root on a game?

1032
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,799
Speaker 2: What the hell does Yankee Stadium have to do with

1033
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:50,439
Speaker 2: Rutcker Park.

1034
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:54,000
Speaker 1: They know when to cheer. Oh, this isn't Colorado Rockies.

1035
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:56,719
Speaker 1: That's have an avalanche. The Rockies are in the playoffs.

1036
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:00,840
Speaker 1: This isn't Sirt Barnum and Bailey Circus plays. They know

1037
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:02,960
Speaker 1: when to cheer, they know when to root, they know

1038
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:06,360
Speaker 1: when to be funny that the crowds in New York

1039
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 1: are barn one the best. And I'll hang up and listen.

1040
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:13,719
Speaker 1: So don't say we don't want a game seven. No,

1041
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,239
Speaker 1: I want a game seven. But they have to get

1042
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 1: past it. I literally thought the series.

1043
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 2: Was over and I saw last side they were playing.

1044
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,800
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, let me turn it on down thirty. Okay,

1045
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:24,240
Speaker 2: you can turn that off. Thanks for that. That was entertaining.

1046
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 1: Brunson cooked. Halliburton efficiency wise had the most efficient game

1047
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:32,520
Speaker 1: in the history of college and professional basketball. I believe

1048
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 1: it was even more efficient than Joekick when he got

1049
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:38,040
Speaker 1: thirty twenty twenty and had like some efficiency point total

1050
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:41,000
Speaker 1: of fifty. Haliburton was in the forties the other game.

1051
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:43,239
Speaker 1: He knew he was gonna fall off, and he did

1052
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:46,000
Speaker 1: in a big way. Yeah, he had a horrible game.

1053
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 2: And then I got the terrible news that college football

1054
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 2: is looking at a five plus eleven model, five highest

1055
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:54,439
Speaker 2: ranked conference champions plus eleven at large. Here we go,

1056
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:58,640
Speaker 2: everybody gets in. This is about to get so boring.

1057
00:46:58,920 --> 00:46:59,879
Speaker 3: I'm fine, I'm fine.

1058
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:02,880
Speaker 1: I'm balls deep right now in Heisman there is about

1059
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:05,480
Speaker 1: a litany of players that I've never heard of. The

1060
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:08,840
Speaker 1: only guys I've heard of is arch Manning, Garrett Nussmeyer,

1061
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 1: and klub Nick because he's supposed to win the Heisman

1062
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:13,000
Speaker 1: like three years ago. Other than that, you know he

1063
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:17,320
Speaker 1: went to school right Texas Westlake. Outside of those cast

1064
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:19,560
Speaker 1: of characters, I have no idea who these guys are.

1065
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 1: Talk about some turnover. Uh, you got Drew alhar broke

1066
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:26,359
Speaker 1: his leg one day and now he's in the race

1067
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:27,400
Speaker 1: for to win the Heisman.

1068
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:30,360
Speaker 3: You know it's quarterback central.

1069
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:32,720
Speaker 1: You got a guy, you got the guy they always

1070
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 1: talked about being seventeen. You got a wide receiver for

1071
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,759
Speaker 1: Ohio State. You got a wide receiver for Alabama. Those

1072
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:41,560
Speaker 1: two guys, the Williams guy, the Williams and Williams. And

1073
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:44,720
Speaker 1: then you got saying just saying he's up at Ohio

1074
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:47,319
Speaker 1: State new quarterback. Other than that, I don't know who

1075
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 1: these kids are. We know it's not gonna be a

1076
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:52,280
Speaker 1: defensive player that wins the Heisman. It's never a wide receiver.

1077
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:55,719
Speaker 2: I mean, last year Illinois would have been in the

1078
00:47:55,719 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 2: playoffs in college football. Oh my god, right now, whoa

1079
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:05,360
Speaker 2: that screens? Let me watch that I can't freaking wait.

1080
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 1: Guys, I have done some very rudimentary metrics and calculations.

1081
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 1: I say, klubnik Clemson has a pretty easy schedule. They

1082
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:17,839
Speaker 1: play LSU first game of the year. If there is somebody,

1083
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:19,719
Speaker 1: it's Clubnick eight times your money.

1084
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:22,800
Speaker 2: And people, oh, you don't like march madness. In college

1085
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:26,840
Speaker 2: football and college basketball are totally different animals. Five guys

1086
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:30,480
Speaker 2: on the court is way different than eleven beasts on

1087
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:33,439
Speaker 2: a football field. Five on five on a basketball court.

1088
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 2: One guy gets hot and you can upset the big dog.

1089
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:40,840
Speaker 2: It's that easy football there is. It's not the same animal.

1090
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:43,920
Speaker 2: Like the parody in college football is nothing compared to

1091
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:47,399
Speaker 2: in college basketball. Basketball is a different animal. We don't

1092
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 2: need sixteen because after sixteen we're gonna go to twenty four.

1093
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:52,080
Speaker 2: Then we're gonna go to thirty two. Do we really

1094
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:54,759
Speaker 2: need that many college football teams in the playoffs? Do

1095
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:57,920
Speaker 2: we really think Illinois deserves to be in the playoffs?

1096
00:48:58,160 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 2: Iowa State? Do we really think they need to be

1097
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:05,880
Speaker 2: in the playoff? Come on, it is so gross. Nothing

1098
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 2: is gonna matter in the regular season.

1099
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:08,400
Speaker 3: Nothing.

1100
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 2: You're gonna have three to four losses and get in

1101
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:13,239
Speaker 2: the playoff. This is gonna be so fun.

1102
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:16,400
Speaker 1: Yay, and guys, I don't know if any of you

1103
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 1: guys bet anymore. I don't know. It's whitewashed the entire country, frankly,

1104
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 1: but if you are thinking about it, there is a

1105
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 1: futures bet that is just right for the taking right now.

1106
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:29,959
Speaker 2: Callaway to win Most Improved at Coaches Convention five.

1107
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:35,440
Speaker 1: Justin said, unless somebody dies and comes back from the dead,

1108
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:39,279
Speaker 1: Callaway is a lock at minus one thousand to be

1109
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:45,320
Speaker 1: comeback Coach of the Year. That's funny.

1110
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 3: He texted me that every day.

1111
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:52,319
Speaker 1: Unless somebody goes it becomes a corpse, is revived in

1112
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:56,279
Speaker 1: the er Roub, Callaway is an absolute locke as come

1113
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:57,800
Speaker 1: back coach of the Earth the convention.

1114
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:01,480
Speaker 2: That's really that's really funny.

1115
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:06,360
Speaker 1: I mean that unless somebody is pronounced dead about to

1116
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:09,399
Speaker 1: be put in the ground and they come back, they

1117
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:13,439
Speaker 1: will not win. That's really funny. Oh man, I wanted

1118
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:16,280
Speaker 1: to say this. Caitlyn Clark, she's hurt for two weeks, guys,

1119
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 1: and her odds keep dropping. She was even money to

1120
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:21,160
Speaker 1: win MVP. Now it's plus three hundred. Some places have

1121
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:23,600
Speaker 1: it plus five hundred. There's only three girls that can

1122
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:28,520
Speaker 1: win it, Asia Wilson, Nofista Collinser and Caitlin Clark. Asia

1123
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:31,320
Speaker 1: Wilson won won it last year. There's rarely a repeat winner.

1124
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:34,560
Speaker 1: And she's not even having as good a Yearnfisia Collier. Guys,

1125
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:35,720
Speaker 1: she's just having a great start.

1126
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:36,120
Speaker 3: That's it.

1127
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:39,319
Speaker 1: Caitlin Clark is your MVP, and you're gonna win four

1128
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 1: times your money you got and you don't have to

1129
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 1: do it even right now. Save up, wait another couple

1130
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:44,879
Speaker 1: of paychecks because she's not gonna be back for another

1131
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:45,360
Speaker 1: two weeks.

1132
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 2: But this is the time to bet if you're gonna bet,

1133
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:50,480
Speaker 2: because when she comes back, the odds will go down.

1134
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.

1135
00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:53,560
Speaker 1: So in the next two weeks, save up your money,

1136
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:56,600
Speaker 1: don't eat, don't don't don't go out and have that

1137
00:50:56,719 --> 00:51:00,000
Speaker 1: drinks with the boys, the white girls. As I'm saying,

1138
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:02,160
Speaker 1: you're gonna go have a fancy Italian dinner or you're

1139
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:04,200
Speaker 1: gonna stay at home and have his olies. Let's do that.

1140
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:07,200
Speaker 3: So save your money. Caitlin Clark MVP.

1141
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:09,239
Speaker 1: I have no idea why the betting sides had pushed

1142
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 1: it to like five times your money.

1143
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:16,520
Speaker 2: Also got to talk about disappointments. Not only do was

1144
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 2: I disappointed with my non honey nut cheerios this morning

1145
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:24,440
Speaker 2: Survivor season fifty cast. They hyped it up like it

1146
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:27,200
Speaker 2: was gonna be a celebration of the fifty season, the

1147
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:30,680
Speaker 2: forty nine seasons of Survivor, and we have like a

1148
00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:33,360
Speaker 2: few from the beginning of Survivor, and then we have

1149
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:36,719
Speaker 2: like fifteen players from the last ten years of Survivor.

1150
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:39,560
Speaker 1: Who is it Richard Hatch better build a wheelchair ramp

1151
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 1: on the island.

1152
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:42,439
Speaker 2: He's not on it, but someone Jenna from the first

1153
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:45,200
Speaker 2: season is on there or something. But it's like that

1154
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:49,759
Speaker 2: they have three people from this past season, season forty eight,

1155
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:53,719
Speaker 2: Like that's way too many to have from season forty eight.

1156
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:54,880
Speaker 2: I don't understand.

1157
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:57,279
Speaker 1: The shows are notorious for doing that Big Brother that

1158
00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:01,279
Speaker 1: an All Star in nineteen and Big Brother six, Big

1159
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:04,560
Speaker 1: Brother seven, Big Brother eight, Big Brother seven was All Stars.

1160
00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:07,319
Speaker 1: They had five Big Brother sixers on. They just bring

1161
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 1: the people on from the previous year because they're already

1162
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:12,120
Speaker 1: in that rotation of doing it. It's easier for the producers.

1163
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:14,000
Speaker 2: I see what you're saying, and I thought the same

1164
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:16,400
Speaker 2: thing is that the people that are older like the

1165
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:18,920
Speaker 2: earlier seasons. They're older now, so it's harder for them

1166
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:21,560
Speaker 2: to get away. They may have jobs, kids, they may

1167
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:25,839
Speaker 2: just be older like physically. And these new people, these

1168
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:29,000
Speaker 2: are what the people remember. So maybe we wouldn't remember

1169
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,040
Speaker 2: some of those people. But it's like you said, it

1170
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:35,320
Speaker 2: was gonna be a celebration of all time. So bring Boston, Rob, Sandra,

1171
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:40,240
Speaker 2: bring bring all these huge names from all the years.

1172
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:43,600
Speaker 2: Instead of cramming like fifteen out of the last eight

1173
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:47,360
Speaker 2: years down our throat, three people from last season. It

1174
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:49,480
Speaker 2: wasn't that good of a season. I mean, it was

1175
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:51,840
Speaker 2: a good season, but to have three out of the

1176
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:55,680
Speaker 2: twenty four for season fifty out of that one season.

1177
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:59,359
Speaker 1: Well, and imagine that they call as a producer, Hey John, Hey,

1178
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:02,040
Speaker 1: yeah you were last season a survivor yet so you

1179
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:03,320
Speaker 1: ain't been doing right?

1180
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:04,000
Speaker 3: Okay?

1181
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:06,040
Speaker 1: Well then hey, if your schedule is still cleared out

1182
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:08,720
Speaker 1: from last season, you've been doing some press and speaking

1183
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:10,759
Speaker 1: appearances where you get like a couple hundred bucks and

1184
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:11,920
Speaker 1: now it's probably dwindled.

1185
00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:14,480
Speaker 3: Hey you want to do a season again. It's very

1186
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 3: easy to.

1187
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:16,960
Speaker 1: Do that that you may be right.

1188
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,840
Speaker 2: They're bringing back two winners, a bunch of them have

1189
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 2: made the final tribal council. They have Season forty nine

1190
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:26,160
Speaker 2: will air in the fall. Two people from that season

1191
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:26,600
Speaker 2: are coming.

1192
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:28,839
Speaker 1: Well, and I'm actually gonna give you some info here.

1193
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:31,120
Speaker 1: You're gonna find this interesting. Not just the truck drivers,

1194
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:36,400
Speaker 1: what about tug butters. Nah, they're tugging along.

1195
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:39,360
Speaker 2: Can I just tell you Box's favorite segments.

1196
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:42,120
Speaker 1: What if everybody that's Batter's box here is when we

1197
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:45,080
Speaker 1: talk Survivor, he loves it, batter of the Box. You're

1198
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:47,720
Speaker 1: gonna love this insight. I heard from the Big Brother people.

1199
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,520
Speaker 1: They'll reach out to a ton of people. They get

1200
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:53,040
Speaker 1: turned down by a ton of people because it ain't

1201
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 1: nobody that is in their cush little job or career

1202
00:53:57,560 --> 00:54:01,640
Speaker 1: gonna be making more money going on Survivor. So I'll

1203
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:04,640
Speaker 1: tell you the stipend ain't that great the food they

1204
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:09,280
Speaker 1: can afford groceries. Tons of them turn them down until

1205
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:12,400
Speaker 1: Survivor sweetens it. Hey, we'll give you this much more money,

1206
00:54:12,719 --> 00:54:14,799
Speaker 1: until and then there's I've heard from the Big Brother

1207
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:16,839
Speaker 1: people they'll say, hey, well come on, if you bring

1208
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:20,080
Speaker 1: this person so you can do that as well. There's

1209
00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:22,320
Speaker 1: a lot of grimy stuff that goes on behind the scenes,

1210
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:25,600
Speaker 1: but it's I know you love your survivor. Maybe it's

1211
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:28,480
Speaker 1: not that coveted as it was. Oh it's still coveted.

1212
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:30,880
Speaker 1: But I'm telling you that you're seeing the people that

1213
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:35,640
Speaker 1: accepted show the list of the people that said, go yourself.

1214
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:39,520
Speaker 1: I have a six figure job and I'm begging a supermodel.

1215
00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:41,480
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna go eat dirt for a month.

1216
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:42,520
Speaker 1: Good point.

1217
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:46,120
Speaker 3: Ah yeah, my girls face down right now.

1218
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:47,560
Speaker 1: What am I gonna go live with a bunch of

1219
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:48,760
Speaker 1: animals for two months?

1220
00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:52,320
Speaker 2: Not shower, not brush my teeth, get out of Boston,

1221
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:53,200
Speaker 2: rob popping?

1222
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:55,959
Speaker 1: Oh, good point?

1223
00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:57,920
Speaker 2: And then I and then this is the first time

1224
00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:01,120
Speaker 2: they've ever announced the cast before. So are these cast

1225
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:03,279
Speaker 2: members now DM and each other? Hey we need to

1226
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:04,759
Speaker 2: work together. Hey we need to get together. We need

1227
00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:06,960
Speaker 2: me and you if we're on the same alliance.

1228
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:09,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, they all do that. Plans change once you get

1229
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:12,880
Speaker 1: punched in the face. But Big Brother, all the seasons

1230
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:16,959
Speaker 1: usually decided to work together. Season six and Big Brother

1231
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:20,680
Speaker 1: they went in Hot to All Stars ended up losing it,

1232
00:55:20,719 --> 00:55:22,920
Speaker 1: but they were all a team for the longest time.

1233
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:27,319
Speaker 2: I just got an update. Baby Box two is thrown

1234
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:38,799
Speaker 2: up twice this morning. Well, sorry, man, his last day. Man,

1235
00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:42,360
Speaker 2: it's like back when I believe mine was a first

1236
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:46,359
Speaker 2: grade I missed the last day of first grade because

1237
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:51,960
Speaker 2: I got chicken pox. First day, last day of first grade.

1238
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:53,960
Speaker 2: I wasn't at school because that chicken pox.

1239
00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:58,479
Speaker 1: Rough man. But there's nothing you can do about it, man,

1240
00:55:58,960 --> 00:55:59,920
Speaker 1: Justin knewman, hed take you?

1241
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:02,320
Speaker 3: Justin? What's a cure for vomit?

1242
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:04,040
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1243
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:06,239
Speaker 2: I mean he's got graduation, and I do. We gotta

1244
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:08,520
Speaker 2: get him better, We gotta. We got a puppe full liquid.

1245
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:17,839
Speaker 1: And you need to see if they have in town

1246
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:19,680
Speaker 1: one of those you know for the drunks. They have

1247
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:22,359
Speaker 1: the IV Yeah, maybe a kid ivy, Oh they could

1248
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:24,560
Speaker 1: do that. Yeah, they come over with some skittles and

1249
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:26,000
Speaker 1: some sour patch kids.

1250
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:29,759
Speaker 2: All right, everybody, have a good weekend. I'll let you

1251
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:30,920
Speaker 2: know if we make it a graduation.

1252
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:37,760
Speaker 1: This is sad, guys, All eyes on Jose Ramirez tonight

1253
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:41,319
Speaker 1: or Justin the great has fallen and he is now

1254
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:44,720
Speaker 1: called the Hits Merchant, And he goes, would you please

1255
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:46,960
Speaker 1: always call me that? That's a badass nickname.

1256
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:50,719
Speaker 2: Okay, Hits Merchant, you're such an idiot, hey, coachers, The

1257
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:52,360
Speaker 2: free throw Merchant there's.

1258
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:52,840
Speaker 1: A deep cut.

1259
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:54,279
Speaker 2: But is there any way you have an audio from

1260
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:58,200
Speaker 2: when Ray interviewed Kevin James. No, no, sorry, sorry, Edward dude.

1261
00:56:58,239 --> 00:56:59,279
Speaker 3: I tried finding it.

1262
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:02,160
Speaker 1: No, I never saved it, and they deleted a lot

1263
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:05,799
Speaker 1: of stuff in our system. We're trying to not get canceled. Yeah, alright, man,

1264
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:08,840
Speaker 1: what a weekend? All right? I have a good weekend.

1265
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:12,320
Speaker 1: Are you gonna stop it? Basically, I was like budding,

1266
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:15,879
Speaker 1: all right, it is Kevin James promoting my movie hey,

1267
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:18,640
Speaker 1: and this is me? Hey man? Was I able to

1268
00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:21,720
Speaker 1: ping from Texas to the aquarium all the.

1269
00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:22,960
Speaker 3: Way over to you in the zoo?

1270
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:26,280
Speaker 1: Yeah? I guess. So this is Kevin James talking about

1271
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:27,880
Speaker 1: my movie What's up? What do you want? And I

1272
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:30,120
Speaker 1: go and I go, what do you want? He goes, well,

1273
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:33,160
Speaker 1: you're interviewing me, And I go, hey man, are you

1274
00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:36,680
Speaker 1: still fat like you were in Kungbu Panthers? He said,

1275
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:42,040
Speaker 1: it's confusing you. Which one do you use? The panda?

1276
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:44,400
Speaker 1: And then there was a hang up pretty close after that,

1277
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:51,280
Speaker 1: hey man, I was watching your new movie look confused

1278
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:56,800
Speaker 1: at one point between you and the panda.

1279
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:02,360
Speaker 3: You can't do that anymore that I gotta be canceled.

1280
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:07,520
Speaker 3: He hanged up, just piste on.

1281
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:11,080
Speaker 1: That you.

1282
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:17,640
Speaker 3: At what point the interview just stopped?

1283
00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:19,160
Speaker 1: And I go, what do you want? And he goes,

1284
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:28,840
Speaker 1: you're interviewing me? He thought he'd already got hit over

1285
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:30,400
Speaker 1: the head. And I hit him with a fat joke

1286
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:32,919
Speaker 1: on the way out, like, dude, that was just such

1287
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:41,440
Speaker 1: low hanging through. What was I doing? What do you want?

1288
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:47,880
Speaker 1: A great interview tactic? I didn't realize you have to

1289
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:49,200
Speaker 1: continue an interview going on.

1290
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:51,040
Speaker 3: You can't just hit him with what do you want?

1291
00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:54,479
Speaker 1: What a great interview tactic? Say what do you want?

1292
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:58,160
Speaker 1: As they compare him to and then he goes like,

1293
00:58:58,320 --> 00:59:00,640
Speaker 1: is this serious or all right? Man? You know what?

1294
00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:03,400
Speaker 1: All right? You man? And hangs up. Then hits me

1295
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:08,120
Speaker 1: with one of these he said, is this you being serious?

1296
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:10,960
Speaker 1: Oh man?

1297
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,360
Speaker 3: We promoted the heck out of that movie, though.

1298
00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:16,120
Speaker 2: Oh man, it's still getting run all these years later.

1299
00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:21,360
Speaker 2: I got tears. I got tears, oh man.

1300
00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:24,760
Speaker 1: And then at the end, I go, quote for quote,

1301
00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:26,200
Speaker 1: I go, at the very end of it, you remember

1302
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Speaker 1: what I said? I look over at you because you

1303
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Speaker 1: were in the room, and I go, is that bad?

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Speaker 1: I just remembered that I in my head I kind

1305
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Speaker 1: of thought it was good.

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Speaker 3: What was I think? You?

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Speaker 2: Hey, we just had Kevin James and he was off

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Speaker 2: for a toll in twenty eight seconds.

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Speaker 1: Was that bad? Oh my god? So stupid?

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Speaker 3: Bones was so first?

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, on there the last star in my life,

1312
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Speaker 1: and I think I got banned from the show for

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Speaker 1: like two months or something.

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Speaker 3: Good times.

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Speaker 2: Oh Kevin James, I guarantee you remembers that interview. Check

1316
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Speaker 2: out that movie, guys, how great would it be if

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Speaker 2: we got him on a gimme it? Heymember just a

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Speaker 2: little twenty four year old. It was just beating you

1319
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:28,800
Speaker 2: over the head on an interview. No way, there's no

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Speaker 2: way that has ever happened to him all.

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Speaker 1: Of his life. No one compared it to the panda.

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Speaker 3: Dude.

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Speaker 1: I was cracking one liners at his expense. He's the

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Speaker 1: movie star. Like, wait a minute, I'm supposed to be

1325
01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:47,000
Speaker 1: cracking the one line.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, that's so funny.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. We gotta go, Yeah, we gotta go.