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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, about four

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Speaker 1: subject is my husband's first aid kit. We'll get into

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Speaker 1: that in just a few because right now it is

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Speaker 1: time for the nephew and today's prank phone call. Nephew.

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Speaker 2: What you got this right here? Is it's called bed bugs?

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Speaker 2: Bed bugs? You that's that's a that's a that's a

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Speaker 2: deal breaking for me. Bed bugs right here? Let's go

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Speaker 2: cat dog if you would.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, trying to speak to Shenise sit here right now,

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Speaker 3: I think a messa. Uh do you know when she's

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Speaker 3: coming back? Now? Is this a business calls him? No, No,

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Speaker 3: it's personal. I need to talk to her immediately.

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Speaker 4: No, you need to talk to me.

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Speaker 3: It's just a man. Who was it? This is? This

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Speaker 3: is Brandon? Who are you?

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Speaker 4: I'm Ernest Man? But why do you Knownise?

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Speaker 3: I got a bit of a situation here man. Uh.

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Speaker 3: And it's basically a financial situation that I'm owed some

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Speaker 3: money from her, so I kind of need to talk

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Speaker 3: to her about getting this money. Is totally disrupted my

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Speaker 3: whole apartment, and I need to actually see about talking

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Speaker 3: to her about getting this whole problem taking care of.

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Speaker 5: What's the what's the situation, what's the what's going on?

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm basically right now, I'm twenty five hundred

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Speaker 3: dollars in the rears due to Shnese and I, you know,

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Speaker 3: I need to see if she's gonna be able to

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Speaker 3: pay me for this situation or what. You know, my

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Speaker 3: girl owe you money. She owes me twenty five hundred dollars.

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Speaker 4: Twenty five hundred dollars for what.

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Speaker 5: I don't even know who you are, first of all,

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Speaker 5: So what's up with the twenty five hundred dollars?

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Speaker 3: Man? First of all, my name is Brandon, okay, and

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Speaker 3: I've been I know, I've been knowing Sese probably for

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Speaker 3: the last three or four months now, Okay, So here

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Speaker 3: you want to know it all in a nutshell is

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Speaker 3: just like this. Shane's been coming through, okay for the

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Speaker 3: last three or four months, been coming over here to

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Speaker 3: my spot, to my apartment, hanging out. I'm just now

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Speaker 3: finding out. Within the last two weeks, I had to

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Speaker 3: get rid of my couch. I had to get rid

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Speaker 3: of my mattresses because the mattress, because it's better mattress.

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Speaker 4: Wait a man, no, wait a minute, so you're trying

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Speaker 4: to tell.

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Speaker 3: Me she was in your bed. Yeah, she's been in

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Speaker 3: my bed.

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Speaker 4: Dude, she's been in your bed?

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Speaker 3: Are you crazy? You know?

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Speaker 4: Twenty five hundred dollars? Problem is you aout twenty five

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Speaker 4: hundred dollars? You talking about my girl was in your bed. Now,

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Speaker 4: we're not even gonna get into that. You understand what

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Speaker 4: I'm saying, But that's twenty five hundred dollars. You can

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Speaker 4: forget about it.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, hold up the ball.

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Speaker 4: You calling here, you calling here? You calling here? Here,

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Speaker 4: A dude, answer the phone, and you still got to

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Speaker 4: to ask for her, And they gonna tell me about

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Speaker 4: some twenty five hundred dollars about some mattress.

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Speaker 3: Dude, I'm out my mattresses, man, or a thousand bucks

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Speaker 3: full of bed bucks.

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Speaker 4: I had to throw that away now I'm probably worry

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Speaker 4: about no damn mattress. Dude, you're talking about my girl.

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Speaker 4: We've been together for four years. I'm about to pop

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Speaker 5: Her, and you want to sit there talking about she'd

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Speaker 5: been hanging.

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Speaker 4: With you or take it with you for the last

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Speaker 4: four months. It's about to be over in a minute.

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Speaker 3: Now, what if you want to marry snise cool. I

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Speaker 3: don't care nothing about that.

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Speaker 4: I don't even worry about that now. But you know,

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Speaker 4: when I was talking about some damn mattress, man, that's

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Speaker 4: that's a problem, dude. I ain't worried about no damn mattress.

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Speaker 3: We don't worry them. I ain't got no mattress right.

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Speaker 4: Now in my house. You call them. Mind that, dude,

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Speaker 4: I do not.

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Speaker 3: Call a mattress right now, nor do I have a couch.

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Speaker 3: Do you understand I ain't.

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Speaker 4: Can't know about your mattress in the couch, Dude, I

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Speaker 4: don't care nothing about that. Your name, you said your

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Speaker 3: Brandon, yes, heah brand.

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Speaker 4: Okay, don't worry about it right now, because you're gonna

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Speaker 4: don't you don't. Don't don't add you can have them

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Speaker 4: big bugs and the mattress or whatever. Answer me for

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Speaker 4: all I care. But what I'm saying is you talking

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Speaker 4: about some big bugs. Ain't no bit bugs over here?

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Speaker 3: Okay, So what she's getting all about? See them problem

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Speaker 4: I don't can't have them. Probably she ain't bring nothing

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Speaker 4: over the first of all. But I ain't. That ain't

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Speaker 4: even a problem right now, you've.

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Speaker 3: Been over here, man, you let nobody else over here.

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Speaker 4: Right, don't worry about who you had over there. But

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Speaker 4: you're gonna call you ain't talking about no money. You

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Speaker 3: Okay. First of all, do check this out. I don't

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Speaker 3: have a problem with you, okay, Me and you cool?

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Speaker 3: No when you cool? Problem?

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Speaker 4: We already got a problem. You call with me talking

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Speaker 4: about you been sleeping with my brother.

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Speaker 3: Hey, dog Dodge the one. I'm gonna say it again.

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Speaker 3: Me and you cool dog we cool? We not cool?

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Speaker 3: We not cool.

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Speaker 4: But I'm gonna find out no water. I'm gonna handle

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Speaker 4: Canise myself. I'm gonna do you. I'm gonna handle you later.

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Speaker 3: What you think to what you're talking about? You, You're

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna handle you later. You want a mattress, right,

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Speaker 4: they do want a.

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Speaker 3: Massis right, and marry sheanise. I ain't got nothing to

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Speaker 3: do with that. My world about that and my money back, man,

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Speaker 3: for the for the property of mind that she has ruined.

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Speaker 4: Man, don't worry about that I'm gonna get you a massiss.

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Speaker 4: Don't worry about that. It's suposed to be a casket wrapped

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Speaker 3: Hell, hey, dud dude, why you sitting here creating the

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Speaker 3: trauma with me? When me, me and you, we ain't

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Speaker 3: even the problem. The problem is, Shanise.

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Speaker 4: The problem is you picked up your phone and you

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Speaker 4: call here. That's the problem. You got you do. You

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Speaker 4: ain't got no couch, you ain't got no messance. Now

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Speaker 4: you gotta do that. You understand what I'm saying.

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Speaker 3: You know what I see. I can't talk to you.

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Speaker 3: Win through Shanise. Get home, man.

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Speaker 4: Don't worry if I when she needs their home. What

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Speaker 4: you need to worry if I was when I find you?

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Speaker 3: Okay? So so when you're gonna have my money in

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Speaker 3: it when you find me because I need my money day, I'm.

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Speaker 4: Gonna have your money, have your mattress too. Please understand

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Speaker 4: you're gonna be wrestling red or what?

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Speaker 3: Okay? Okay, So so let me ask you this here, man, Shanissa,

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Speaker 3: bring bed buzgs over to my house. Leave them all

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Speaker 3: in my mattress, leave them all over my couch. Where

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Speaker 3: I gotta throw my stuff away? Where I'm wrong at man,

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Speaker 3: where I'm wrong.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna ask you straight up? Did you know she

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Speaker 4: had a man?

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Speaker 3: Say?

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Speaker 4: What did you know she had a man?

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Speaker 3: But I mean kind of kind of sort of but

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Speaker 4: No kind of sort of man even you know she

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 4: And you still win?

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Speaker 3: Dannie?

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Speaker 4: Right?

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Speaker 3: Hey, dog, I ain't got nothing to do with y'all. Man,

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Speaker 3: I'm dealing with these bed bugs. June.

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Speaker 4: Stand I'm saying, dude, do you understand you messing up

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Speaker 4: a four years relationship? You know how much time I

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Speaker 4: put in with this woman four years? Four years were

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Speaker 4: about to get we was about to get married, and

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Speaker 3: What are y'all supposed to get married?

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Speaker 4: Don't worry about when we supposed to get married? Man,

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Speaker 4: you mess that all up. What I'm trying to explain

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Speaker 4: to you is due you calling here on some big bugs,

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Speaker 4: which I know she ain't got nothing to do with.

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Speaker 4: But the fact that you told me that she was

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Speaker 4: over your house and your dad, that's over. It's over now,

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Speaker 4: you understand what I'm saying. Now, when she get home

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna deal with that. You understand what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: That's gonna get dealt with. He walking up out of here.

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Speaker 4: But when I leave here, please believe my next doctor

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Speaker 4: is to come find your prince of all. How did

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Speaker 4: you get the number to this apartment? That's what I

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Speaker 3: They do. She gave me both numbers, the cell phone

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Speaker 3: number and the house number. Told me, you know, if

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Speaker 3: it's an emergency, called the house.

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Speaker 4: Okay, and this is an emergency.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's an emergency.

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Speaker 4: I learn another emergency number, learning nine one one, because

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Speaker 4: when I come knocking on your dorn, either you come

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Speaker 3: Hey, man, do you think Tommy will pay for the

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Speaker 3: bed bugs?

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Speaker 4: Who is Tommy?

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Speaker 3: I'm just saying, do you think Tommy will pay for

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Speaker 3: the bed bud?

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Speaker 4: Who is Tommy?

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Speaker 3: Tommy dog nephew Tommy from the Steve Halby Morning Show. Ernest,

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Speaker 3: you just got pranked by your girl shot niece.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 6: Y'all, y'all, ay, it was over, It was over. You

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Speaker 6: understand what I'm telling you.

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Speaker 2: Come on here, Come on, come on, come, on, come on,

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Speaker 2: come on, ben keeping it stupid. Oh it's getting tight

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Speaker 2: up in Baltimore. Yeah, it's getting real tight, baby. That's right,

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Speaker 2: Friday and Saturday at the Comedy Factory, getting real tight.

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Speaker 3: We almost did just a few moments.

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Speaker 2: Ago, and I can say them famous words were getting tight.

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Speaker 2: So back by popular Man. I will be there. The

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Speaker 2: Comedy Factor. Got a few tickets left. The nephew is

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Speaker 2: coming to town. That's two Friday and to Saturday at

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Speaker 2: the Comedy Factory this weekend. All right, Tommy just added.

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Speaker 1: This right here.

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Speaker 3: This's gonna be good.

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Speaker 2: This's gonna be real good. This is an evening, an

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Speaker 2: evening with nephew Tommy, May tenth and eleventh, West Palm Beach, Florida.

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Speaker 2: You understand that is Mother's Day weekend, West Palm Beach, Florida,

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Speaker 2: two nights. That is May tenth, May eleven. That's my

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Speaker 2: daddy birthday, May May tenth, May eleven at the Rinker

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Speaker 2: Playhouse after Crabbit Center. Oh my god, the nephew is

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Speaker 2: stepping up in some beautiful, beautiful playhouses. Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: it's an evening with nephew talking. I'm starting to sound

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Speaker 2: like I'm classing that Lord, have mercy. This boy is

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Speaker 2: just you know, I am so proud when I step

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Speaker 2: You do my long way when I step outside of

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Speaker 2: me and look at When I step outside of me

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Speaker 2: and look at me, I really like what me is doing.

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Speaker 1: Like that's normal. Like you guys with us for hours?

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Speaker 1: Oh come on, Uncle Steve, help us lifeless?

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Speaker 3: See me doing it?

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Speaker 2: So hey? Yeah, Mother's Day weekend. The nephew is who

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Speaker 2: being West Palm Beach, Florida. Tickets are on sale right

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Speaker 2: now to Friday Tuesday.

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Speaker 3: What means when about yourself?

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Speaker 2: To see you? How far away do you have to walk?

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Speaker 2: I'll be right there, I'll be right there. I'll be

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Speaker 2: right down home. I'll be right down all right, nephew.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next Strawberry letter, the subject my husband's first

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Speaker 1: Aid kit. Will find out what that's all about. Right

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Speaker 1: after this, you're listening Hard Morning Show