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Speaker 1: boys out numbered. Finally pretty much everybody's here. Yeah, Sam,

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Speaker 1: for yourself, Rody. So, Kathleen is furiously going through cards.

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Speaker 1: What are you doing? So there's this game that Britty

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Speaker 1: has had under his desk for five years. It's called

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Speaker 1: Past the Popcorn Game. It's actually a gem? Is it? Okay?

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Speaker 1: So what do we do? Well, we're going to play it.

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Speaker 1: This is how Yeah, this is a board game. This

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Speaker 1: is how it works. I'm going to my microphone is

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Speaker 1: It makes people go limp. All right, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: read clues. Would be careful. I'm going to read some

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Speaker 1: clues to a movie. And you guys are going to

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Speaker 1: yell out when you know what the movie is. Okay, okay, alright,

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Speaker 1: here's a quote. Okay, first movie. Here's a quote from

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Speaker 1: the movie. A defeated warlord sends his minions to recover

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Speaker 1: October thousand one. Okay, here's a quote from the movie

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Speaker 1: All right. Here's here's the summary of a movie of

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Speaker 1: the movie. A street racing gang is suspected of hygiene.

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Speaker 1: The Movies Garrett is a two thousand five comedy. Here

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Speaker 1: is the quote from the movie I respect women. I

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Speaker 1: Here is the quote from the movie I'm the World's

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Speaker 1: mean I know that's the description. Okay, here's the description.

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Speaker 1: meet meet the parents parents, alright, really obscure? What? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Meet Me in Montak al Right, here's the premise. Two

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Speaker 1: al right, here's the here's summary. A British woman in

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Speaker 1: the most babe cosper No no. A recently deceased couple

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Speaker 1: Home of Humans from Terrible Patrick Swazy all right two

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Speaker 1: raising your hand, Kathin, raise your hands. It's always national treasure. Okay,

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Speaker 1: kick all your yea. Scary's hid in talent, which is

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Speaker 1: kind of freaky as any song and two thousand years

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Speaker 1: Eiffel sixty? Would ever come out? Right? Late? About Waterfalls

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Speaker 1: Freshman by the verve pipe come out? That was seven?

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Speaker 1: carnival that you're a pound. The problem with music is

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Speaker 1: I know when it was released. Three Drones Living Levita

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Speaker 1: what about Nellie for Tato's I'm Like a Bird, which,

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Speaker 1: All Star. Oh my god, that's that was a long

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Speaker 1: time ago when I was jump criss Cross. Uh, you

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Speaker 1: should know about nine. I need to say. They just

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Speaker 1: have Jeopardy just for music. Yes, they used to have

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Speaker 1: rock and roll Jeopardy on MTVAH hosted by a Colin Quinn.

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Speaker 1: Really quickly, let's go around the table. What is everyone

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Speaker 1: curly eating right now? Nothing? I'm eating anything. I'm eating

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Speaker 1: a mason jar of tomato soup. I'm eating the remnants

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Speaker 1: of my chicken burger. Okay, it's always pizza in my head.

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Speaker 1: In your head, sand what do you eating? Coffee? Keep

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Speaker 1: me alive, coffee, Danielle, you're eating anything. It's coffee you're drinking.

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Speaker 1: Just had chicks, Garrett, check what you eating? I just

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Speaker 1: ate everything that was in Scotty Studio. I'm just curious, Cereal,

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Speaker 1: it's such a weird time of the morning. We're recording

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Speaker 1: this at ten twenty and so we've all been up

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Speaker 1: arguably for like six hours now eating. Are we done

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Speaker 1: with the game, because I think we could keep paying

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Speaker 1: ntil Danielle gets one. No, I got one, Twilight, Twilight, Alright,

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Speaker 1: I say we keep going, keep it's almost over a

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Speaker 1: good one. Just okay, there's no crying in baseball. It's

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