Speaker 1: Are you leaving?
Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be there.
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us
Speaker 1: time and a terminol and gay.
Speaker 3: We want to send you off inside. We wanna welcome
Speaker 3: you back home. Tell us all about it. We scared
Speaker 3: or was it fine? Melbourne?
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do your need to ride?
Speaker 2: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need
Speaker 2: to ride? This is Chris.
Speaker 3: Fairbanks, This is Karen Kilgareff.
Speaker 2: We when's the last time we drove in the morning?
Speaker 3: I don't. I mean there was one like six a
Speaker 3: M L a X drop off we did for kind
Speaker 3: of originality. Yes, one of our greatest regrets.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it was early on we realized we
Speaker 4: made a grave mistake.
Speaker 3: So we didn't need to be so on theme.
Speaker 4: Yeah, not to if if someone missed their flight, I think,
Speaker 4: thanks be to the.
Speaker 2: Lord of above, we'd never let that happen.
Speaker 4: But it's nice because we're going to do this episode
Speaker 4: that have the rest of our day, have many lucrative naps.
Speaker 4: I have a lot planned for today. I actually have
Speaker 4: nothing planned, but.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be great.
Speaker 4: And I like this is as close as we get
Speaker 4: to seasons there.
Speaker 2: It's risk out. It is risk sixty five.
Speaker 3: I almost wore a long sleeve shirt, but I had
Speaker 3: to pull back at the last minute.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I brought a sweatshirt just in case, just in
Speaker 4: case there's some cloud coverage that changes everything.
Speaker 3: Do you mind dropping that into my purse as a
Speaker 3: favorite thing?
Speaker 2: And I just through it out the window.
Speaker 4: He's buying a Valentine's Day bouquet early.
Speaker 3: I mean a true bucket of roses. That guy was
Speaker 3: loading into the car.
Speaker 2: Where did you told you? Handed? Thank you? I will
Speaker 2: put it there.
Speaker 3: It was making it's my garage door opener closer, and
Speaker 3: it was making an excessive amount of noise.
Speaker 2: Does it have a mind of its own?
Speaker 3: It's just real clicky and plastic. Yeah, you know, like
Speaker 3: everyone in La exactly.
Speaker 2: Don't get me started. I disagree.
Speaker 4: I feel like we live in a very salt of
Speaker 4: the earth, part of the earth.
Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, where everyone's really authentic.
Speaker 4: No, where they're really salty, Oh, like angry fishermen.
Speaker 2: Now those days are over. I left the marina.
Speaker 4: I left the retired boat people. I feel like I
Speaker 4: am part of a community now good. Yeah, I very
Speaker 4: much enjoy living in a neighborhood where I've introduced myself
Speaker 4: to neighbors and I'm glad. I'm glad I did that
Speaker 4: move a retired people that are younger than me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the people that can afford boats, yeah, boat people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're not although anyone if Yeah, I'm not talking
Speaker 4: about water skiers.
Speaker 2: You know, we have a lot of water skiers that listen. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Chris, you seem to have a whole like, I
Speaker 3: don't know, where are you going on to a fan page,
Speaker 3: Like when you come and report those types of demographics,
Speaker 3: where are you getting your right it?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 2: I go out in the streets, uh huh.
Speaker 4: And sometimes those streets take me to the ocean mm hmm,
Speaker 4: and I meet the people of the sea.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's inevitable.
Speaker 3: And then when you're there, you say what are your hobbies? Right,
Speaker 3: and they almost all the time say water skiing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they stop swabbing, they're at poop deck and they're like, well,
Speaker 4: I like anything that deals with boats. And I'm like
Speaker 4: and I immediately am like, well, we don't have a
Speaker 4: lot in common.
Speaker 2: Then yeah, I get you know me, I.
Speaker 3: Get sick right, sick of talking to boat people. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we are using a phrase boat people. You know that's
Speaker 3: kind of problematic and we should stop saying it sounds bad.
Speaker 2: But I simply mean.
Speaker 3: It's used badly usually. That's why we shouldn't be saying
Speaker 3: it sounds offensive.
Speaker 4: I'm talking about people that pay rent and live on
Speaker 4: another person's boat and pretend it's their boat.
Speaker 3: So I think you have to say exactly that every
Speaker 3: single time.
Speaker 2: It doesn't have a nice ring to it.
Speaker 3: P w l O.
Speaker 6: I'm just saying shorten the right pwlbs. There's these people
Speaker 6: that live on others boats, people plobs, pwlbs. I every
Speaker 6: year I do a show that's a fun racer for
Speaker 6: the plwobs.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and they aren't thankful, no, no, some of
Speaker 4: the least grateful people on the planet.
Speaker 2: They like, they just want, they just want.
Speaker 3: It's the Marina lifestyle that makes them hungry for more. Yeah,
Speaker 3: always yeah.
Speaker 4: And then they judge me. They know that I'm never
Speaker 4: at c Yeah, they can see it in their eyes.
Speaker 3: Because they're like, oh, could you hand me that fork?
Speaker 3: That's aft? And then you're like, I just don't know
Speaker 3: what direction.
Speaker 2: Are, Yeah, starboard deck. I'm like, I don't know what.
Speaker 3: Can't communicate with you?
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then I can tell they look at me,
Speaker 4: and then I can hear them under their breath mutter landlubber.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what they call me or also poor person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, never had scurvy.
Speaker 3: Now you're talking about pirates or you're talking about people
Speaker 3: that have boats.
Speaker 2: Scurvy.
Speaker 4: It has a reputation for being a scourge of just
Speaker 4: the pirate folks, but anyone. Scurvy can rear its uglyhead,
Speaker 4: no matter who you are.
Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, big problem in other community communities besides pirates.
Speaker 4: Uh well, I guess in the in the navy have
Speaker 4: limes on the boat to make sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yep, but the sea has to be involved if
Speaker 3: you have scurvy, I think.
Speaker 2: So, I don't know, that's a very good question, right.
Speaker 4: Maybe today I'm gonna we're of course going to talk
Speaker 4: about this the whole episode.
Speaker 2: So I hope our guest today.
Speaker 4: Knows about the sea. This is the theme of it's
Speaker 4: been dictated. We can't go back on a theme. But
Speaker 4: I do I do want to be on a boat.
Speaker 4: I just maybe I'm jealous but I will no matter
Speaker 4: what size, be it cruise ship or row boat. I
Speaker 4: found that I get seasick, and I wish I wasn't
Speaker 4: that way. I've tried to look off at the horizon.
Speaker 4: I've tried to do everything you're supposed to do.
Speaker 3: Do you take drama mein?
Speaker 2: I put a patch?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Those work right, Yeah they do.
Speaker 2: But sometimes you forget about your seasickness patch.
Speaker 3: So that's a different problem. Yes.
Speaker 2: Which fanny pack did I grab?
Speaker 3: Neon orange?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Or the one with the pirate on the front?
Speaker 2: Oh damn it?
Speaker 4: Did you know that it is illegal to fly at
Speaker 4: a skull and cross bones flag a jolly rod at all?
Speaker 2: They don't take it lightly at sea?
Speaker 3: Is that true?
Speaker 4: Modern day? You cannot have a pirate flag. I suppose
Speaker 4: on a lake somewhere in the middle of the country
Speaker 4: that went, but at in the ocean the coast guard
Speaker 4: will say, take that down.
Speaker 3: Where are you getting this information?
Speaker 2: It's just something I've heard.
Speaker 4: It's something I've heard from someone that maybe you know,
Speaker 4: they were just in a park or something.
Speaker 2: Some of them really has no credentials.
Speaker 3: From its just standing in a park screaming the jolly
Speaker 3: Roger is illegal?
Speaker 4: And even when they're in a trembling bush screaming, I
Speaker 4: can tell I can look in someone's eyes and at
Speaker 4: least see that they believe it.
Speaker 2: Yef, they believe it. That goes a long way with me.
Speaker 3: That's all you need in twenty twenty three. Facts are
Speaker 3: feelings exactly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we can make up science is a man made idea.
Speaker 3: Yeah, true, that is true.
Speaker 2: But I do I do think. Yeah, it's an old law.
Speaker 2: It's like it falls in line.
Speaker 4: Like I guess technically, when you get out of jail
Speaker 4: in Montana, you can demand a horse, but no one
Speaker 4: does it because they're going to go h.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 4: I know that it's still a law. We just haven't
Speaker 4: gotten around to changing that one.
Speaker 3: You could demand that they provide you a horse to
Speaker 3: get somewhere. Yes, you have to give it back.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's a like a horse rental.
Speaker 3: They can't be giving away horses to people who just
Speaker 3: were in jail.
Speaker 4: This was when I was younger, but in my lifetime
Speaker 4: I do remember. So they're like, ah, man, they got
Speaker 4: us on this one. They had to get a horse
Speaker 4: for a guy. It's kind of like in a bar,
Speaker 4: if you go some man will come in and hand
Speaker 4: his gun over to be put in the safe. It's
Speaker 4: like an old timy law. You can bring a gun
Speaker 4: into a bar in Montana and they'll put it in
Speaker 4: a stafe.
Speaker 3: It sounds to me like you think that theme of
Speaker 3: this show is that you just say a bunch of bullshit.
Speaker 4: I promise you, as it's been proven in the past,
Speaker 4: you'd be very surprised at how much of this is true.
Speaker 5: You would.
Speaker 2: It would shock you.
Speaker 3: Has been proven, then that's true. Actually, you've said things
Speaker 3: that I thought were outright lies, yes, before that have
Speaker 3: googled to be true.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 4: If I if I say something and it's kind of
Speaker 4: high like this, that's when you know I'm just talking
Speaker 4: out of my ass.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, when people lie, they get very high.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 2: How's your day, I'm doing pretty good? Good higher, I'm miserable.
Speaker 2: I do. I do? I think that that could be taken.
Speaker 2: I can't. I think that could be a bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I write it down in your little notebook.
Speaker 4: And so I tell a couple lies, and then I
Speaker 4: get to the biggest lie, and then I just pay
Speaker 4: play a high pitched dog whistle.
Speaker 2: Though. Yes, the audience would love it.
Speaker 3: The audience wouldn't hear it, but the dogs would love it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right outside, there'd be three dogs.
Speaker 7: It is.
Speaker 2: Then a horse that would be like, we love your comedy.
Speaker 3: We got we got that fourth joke that no one
Speaker 3: else heard. There's it's one thing to not be gotten
Speaker 3: in stand up comedy, it's another to just not be
Speaker 3: heard at all. Right, very difficult.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's It's why there's not a lot of
Speaker 4: dolphins touring doing that surag good like they used to.
Speaker 4: I do want to see dolphins. When the last when's
Speaker 4: the last time you were on a boat? You know,
Speaker 4: I'm a boat guy.
Speaker 2: When's the last summer? I know? We're going back to it.
Speaker 4: And there's just a whole pod of dolphins following along
Speaker 4: trying to be friends.
Speaker 3: Like Hey, hey, yeah, Chris, I don't go on boats.
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't get this.
Speaker 2: You're acting like that. That's my fault. You could easily
Speaker 2: be a boat person like me.
Speaker 3: And you'd never heard about it in eight.
Speaker 2: Years in I heard about what.
Speaker 3: Sorry, you fucking dick, It's okay.
Speaker 2: I stared at the side of their face.
Speaker 3: Literally there was the largest spout for me to merge into,
Speaker 3: and that guy sped up to let me not merge.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is one of my least favorite, Like it's
Speaker 4: this childhood me first.
Speaker 3: Thing, well me first into us into a once empty
Speaker 3: spot on the freeway. It makes no sense.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we see it a lot. We've seen it a
Speaker 2: lot in the last few episodes.
Speaker 4: People rushing to get in front of you so they
Speaker 4: can wait, and then ultimately they forget about it and
Speaker 4: you casually pass them.
Speaker 3: It's like, where's your aggression now, yeah, and they're like,
Speaker 3: I don't know who you are? Yeah, because I never
Speaker 3: This was a one way experience for me. I just
Speaker 3: cut you off. I wasn't thinking about you.
Speaker 4: And then you flip them off and make full eye
Speaker 4: contact and rush to your audition and surprise, they are
Speaker 4: the casting director. Every single time it's happened, it's happened
Speaker 4: that I did not raise my voice on because that
Speaker 4: was a true event.
Speaker 3: That was a true one where you flipped off a
Speaker 3: casting director. Yes, did they see you?
Speaker 2: Yes? Did they recognize me upon entry to the yes?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 3: Did they laugh in your face and say never darken
Speaker 3: my door again? No?
Speaker 4: There was just an unspoken like, well, I guess we'll
Speaker 4: go through with this. Oh, but you did not get
Speaker 4: the part, and I understandably not.
Speaker 2: I that's exactly what I would have done.
Speaker 3: Now, what if there was that moment and then you
Speaker 3: auditioned and you were the best they've ever seen. Do
Speaker 3: you think they would have given it to you?
Speaker 4: Despite well, there is this It gets interesting because a
Speaker 4: lot of the people that are in it, Oh, you're
Speaker 4: about and at the end of this whole thing, real
Speaker 4: funny joke. Okay, yeah, so race yourself. Put on a
Speaker 4: second seat belt for this zinger. A lot of these
Speaker 4: casting people are actors themselves, and I one time this
Speaker 4: guy was being he made an actor in front of
Speaker 4: me cry and I was like, you know that you
Speaker 4: really just hurt her feelings, right, And he acted like
Speaker 4: he didn't care. And he's been a jerk before. This
Speaker 4: is commercial where you go in and be like that's
Speaker 4: my favorite Cracker and drive all.
Speaker 2: The way right, you know, it's usually some Cracker commercial.
Speaker 4: And I called him out on being not nice and said,
Speaker 4: that's there's that anger I've always seen in you.
Speaker 2: I've actually said, he's an angry person.
Speaker 4: I did get the part, and when I went to
Speaker 4: the shoot, which happened to be in Spain, I'm not
Speaker 4: bragging a binto Spain.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: He was also cast in one of the commercials were shootings,
Speaker 4: so at the end, he was just an actor that
Speaker 4: operates the camera, watches people blow it all day, learns
Speaker 4: that what they should be doing and what he's seen
Speaker 4: people do wrong all day.
Speaker 2: At the end of the day, ames the camera at him,
Speaker 2: books it.
Speaker 4: And then he showed up and I'm like, oh, the jerk,
Speaker 4: the casting jerk is here and he's also an actor,
Speaker 4: and no one everyone knew he was a jerk, and
Speaker 4: we were all having fun, you and know, all these
Speaker 4: French Canadian actors and he's sitting by himself because he
Speaker 4: wasn't very nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, I promised a joke off at the end
Speaker 2: of the night. Oh nuts.
Speaker 3: I mean, at least we all learned a lesson about
Speaker 3: French Canadians.
Speaker 2: Treat people the way you want to be treated.
Speaker 3: It's a classic, I mean true, except here in Hollywood.
Speaker 3: I don't know, right, feel like you're gonna you're slamming
Speaker 3: your head against the cement wall with those expectations.
Speaker 2: What are you talking so bad about our city, our
Speaker 2: community today?
Speaker 3: You know the people that live in it? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no people.
Speaker 4: I know it depends on one at like three in
Speaker 4: the morning if you just go out and everyone's in bed.
Speaker 2: This is a beautiful, friendly.
Speaker 3: City which is a little bit of trash on the ground.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, just a little bit. I always call it in.
Speaker 3: Guys. Listener, We're on the one on one South free
Speaker 3: right right now, very famous here in Los Angeles, very
Speaker 3: uh oft used oft crowded freeway. So we're going six
Speaker 3: miles an hour, yes, trying to get where we're to
Speaker 3: pick up our guest. It's it's classic la Chris is
Speaker 3: telling you La stories of the experience of being an actor. Here,
Speaker 3: I'm telling you what it's like to be a driver here.
Speaker 3: You might as well live here because this is the experience.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's all you would be doing here, driving to auditions.
Speaker 3: Telling audition stories.
Speaker 2: Yes, with zero payoff, but you.
Speaker 3: Still have time to give it. Throw a button on
Speaker 3: that thing.
Speaker 4: I find it amazing on navigation where they will say
Speaker 4: turn right up at historic Roots sixty six. Maybe technically
Speaker 4: at one point parts of this freeway and parts of
Speaker 4: like surface streets were part of Root sixty six. But
Speaker 4: those old wooden signs that used to say, Root sixty
Speaker 4: six are no longer up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so why refer.
Speaker 3: To it, right, because it's more confusing than helpful.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, because there's no I would love it if
Speaker 4: there's a rickety old timey wild West Root sixty six sign,
Speaker 4: But then it puts that song in your head, right,
Speaker 4: get your kicks right? No thanks, and now it's in
Speaker 4: everyone's head.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: The odds of me merging, Oh I'll just do you
Speaker 4: know what all who is do the little wavy eye contact?
Speaker 2: Well that was a waste of it, but it does work.
Speaker 3: This guy in the black Mercedes Classic, he has to
Speaker 3: merge at the front of the line. Yeah, you what
Speaker 3: a diershebag.
Speaker 2: I think that he was probably a normal guy before.
Speaker 4: He had to be before that, when he had his Honda,
Speaker 4: he would just wait.
Speaker 2: He had to.
Speaker 3: He would wave people over.
Speaker 4: There's something about having that luxurious power that changes your personality.
Speaker 3: It's true, it has to be. It happened to me
Speaker 3: when I was I got a BMW and I could
Speaker 3: feel my personality changing. That's amazing. That guy just took
Speaker 3: a right from the left lane, laziest helmet.
Speaker 2: That was a classic. I mean it is.
Speaker 4: They usually have an illustration on the back of trucks
Speaker 4: that say, do not be here because I do tend
Speaker 4: to make these wide.
Speaker 2: Turns, you know, catch you.
Speaker 3: I never really understood what that meant. Now I get it.
Speaker 2: I guess they can do that. It's just a sunspoken thing.
Speaker 4: Again, if you're a boat person with a Mercedes or BMW,
Speaker 4: you might be the sweet humanitarian.
Speaker 3: We're generally let's see the fucking receipts.
Speaker 2: You get the Yes, we want to know how many
Speaker 2: humanitarian purchases you've made. Yeah, they better be donation receipts
Speaker 2: from Goodwill, they better yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: But now we're on a surface street.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're off the freeway, thank god.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's easy breezy. It's one of my favorite
Speaker 4: parts of town.
Speaker 2: I just love. We're in Silver Lake right now.
Speaker 3: It's pretty nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, look at those awnings. It's beautiful.
Speaker 3: Also, everybody because the property value is going up, like
Speaker 3: skyrocketing over here. Everybody's painting their apartment buildings, they're redoing,
Speaker 3: their re doing it. I don't know. Yeah, I got
Speaker 3: to find another word for redoing, and that.
Speaker 2: Refurbishing.
Speaker 3: They're furbishing and ref.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're they're taking what isn't great, making it look good.
Speaker 4: Polishing turns you will, and I guess I will. I'm sorry,
Speaker 4: but I've been thinking about getting a pressure washer just
Speaker 4: to just clean the front of my apartment. It's not
Speaker 4: on me to do that, but if I don't do it,
Speaker 4: no one will.
Speaker 3: That seems to be the approach you take to your apartment. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're kind of like the landlord there, but you yes,
Speaker 3: you just don't make the money.
Speaker 2: You're very right.
Speaker 4: I don't want to bother them because then they'll pay
Speaker 4: attention to me.
Speaker 3: And find out that you've made the inside of your
Speaker 3: apartment into a campsite.
Speaker 4: Yeah, riddled with a litter of kittens, nothing but rule
Speaker 4: open flame.
Speaker 2: I'm off the grid in there, a lot of candles.
Speaker 3: Where does insallation come from the last you? I don't know,
Speaker 3: you'll say, I think it's always been there. No, it hasn't.
Speaker 4: But because I've never called attention to myself, they've never
Speaker 4: once raised my red I mean, oh good, Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: stayed the same for four years. The fit so many memories.
Speaker 4: But this is this part of Silver Lake. We're on
Speaker 4: the side here on the street.
Speaker 2: What is the street?
Speaker 5: Do you know?
Speaker 8: I think we're on Silver Lake Boulevards. Yes, not classically,
Speaker 8: I think you are correct. But I love a community
Speaker 8: on a hill. This is just stacked up on the
Speaker 8: right here.
Speaker 2: It looks like.
Speaker 4: Legos in the in foliage. Oh yeah, yes, just like
Speaker 4: blocks on each other.
Speaker 3: It's beautiful, beautiful hillside homes that I.
Speaker 4: Suppose in a rainstorm would make you nervous. But when
Speaker 4: it's nice and dry out. God, I love a good
Speaker 4: stacked community.
Speaker 3: Just have you ever been to Rio?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Digit? Yeah we we, yes, they famously.
Speaker 4: I believe the Jesus statues in those hills.
Speaker 3: Think so.
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe elsis in Brazil stacked houses?
Speaker 2: No, I mean city wise?
Speaker 3: Oh they have Carnival, yes, yeah, first and how the
Speaker 3: third degrees?
Speaker 4: Yes it's love Oh yes, oh, I'd forgot how he talks?
Speaker 3: Well, actually that's who is that character.
Speaker 2: He actually talks like this, Oh lovely, You didn't like
Speaker 2: he did?
Speaker 3: Thirst and how the third. But then there's another like
Speaker 3: cartoon character that talks like mister, oh those dogs are happy.
Speaker 3: He was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm the same actor.
Speaker 3: I'm supposed to be. Turning on to the street we
Speaker 3: passed already, ah right, yeah, damn USh let's see what
Speaker 3: happens if I turn up here. Hi, guys, big hill.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fun, we can do this, to just.
Speaker 3: Go around in a circle and come back down.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there'll be there'll be a turnabout. Oh see, this
Speaker 4: is learning us of a Jenga piece.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's helpful.
Speaker 3: It's just better.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But also to take a left hard at the top
Speaker 3: of this hill is in sanity.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 4: And then if someone's coming, I always think someone is
Speaker 4: just going to be a jump from a sixties movie
Speaker 4: suddenly happening.
Speaker 3: Steve McQueen, come up that hill, right, Yeah, when you
Speaker 3: try to take a just.
Speaker 4: In your face, it's some lost scene from Bullet, a
Speaker 4: movie that both our dads made us watch.
Speaker 3: Well, a classic, a holiday classic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe it's time I watch it.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 2: I always have.
Speaker 4: Wanted kind of to have my house be fumigated and
Speaker 4: you go on vacation and your house looks like a.
Speaker 3: Bounce house, but you'd be gone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you can drive by it and be like,
Speaker 2: I'm fun looking me.
Speaker 3: You're on vacation, but you're more like it's staycation in
Speaker 3: the city.
Speaker 4: They love it if they're fumigating your house. The exterminators
Speaker 4: love it.
Speaker 2: If you show up every day to see what's going
Speaker 2: on to check.
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, keep pulling up the little bottom piece of material.
Speaker 4: Please don't nothing but poison plese sir, hell, I just
Speaker 4: want to see what you poison doing. You're covering chemical burns. Yes,
Speaker 4: I have been visiting. I've been going inside. I've made
Speaker 4: a sandwich. I hope that's okay.
Speaker 3: Are Oh, I've passed it like way back there.
Speaker 2: It's gonna work out though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just sailed on by it, enjoying silver Lake.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, and I'm not doing my job.
Speaker 4: You are operating a motor vehicle and I should be
Speaker 4: helping navigate.
Speaker 2: I mean, if I were a man of the sea.
Speaker 3: You you're so caught up in your ow stories that
Speaker 3: you can't help. And I understand we're going.
Speaker 7: To take left in about I'm not so much Yeah,
Speaker 7: starboard okay, Yes, yeah, I love this dog park.
Speaker 4: It is the funnest place to watch. It's just weird
Speaker 4: when you go there and you don't have a dog.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I have done.
Speaker 4: That, and I watch them create their little clicks. In
Speaker 4: like ten minutes, you'll see a little community form. Someone
Speaker 4: wrongs the other, they have a meeting, about it.
Speaker 2: They get kicked.
Speaker 4: Out and they have to go to the other There's
Speaker 4: like a secondary dog park here for the ones that
Speaker 4: aren't good with other dogs. Yep, I think that this
Speaker 4: is like the Yeah, these are for the biers.
Speaker 3: I think it's bigs and littles, isn't it.
Speaker 2: And we're gonna take it right here?
Speaker 3: Are you sure that's what I missed? That's what I
Speaker 3: missed last time?
Speaker 4: Yeah, thing I had me at the helm. Take another
Speaker 4: right here and I'll not still have to start wearing
Speaker 4: masks again.
Speaker 2: I got some. She's just being careful.
Speaker 3: I think she's there.
Speaker 2: We're talking about you, ma'am, ma'am.
Speaker 4: I need to Yeah, we need to start appreciating the
Speaker 4: public parks at the last minute here because pretty soon
Speaker 4: it's going to be a five degrees cooler. God forbid.
Speaker 4: There's a place to skate that I haven't been to.
Speaker 4: I'm going to come back.
Speaker 3: Okay, what the fuck?
Speaker 4: And now, yes, this is a little weird, isn't it,
Speaker 4: I think? To the right over here, yeah, I think.
Speaker 4: And I want to get a hot dog, a little.
Speaker 2: Hot dog man.
Speaker 3: Mango instead.
Speaker 2: I've never done that, gotten mango from the mango cart.
Speaker 3: Have you uh so apparently he he lives back there
Speaker 3: at the at the public park.
Speaker 2: No, I think we're gonna it's coming up.
Speaker 3: Oh I thought that green thing was the where we're going.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's just there for the mango man.
Speaker 3: Oh it's the black drop, pin drop whatever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just Oh that's that's like the abandoned car
Speaker 4: on your street that claims to be a sports agent. Oh.
Speaker 2: I think we're gonna up there. I believe so.
Speaker 3: Yes, guys, I truly couldn't do this without you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, this is where you get into these weird
Speaker 4: serpent It might be this house right here, could it be?
Speaker 4: I think it might. See that was faster than I
Speaker 4: thought it would be. Hopefully it's not swimming in the lake.
Speaker 4: I do have some questions about that lake, and I
Speaker 4: hope that he appreciates them.
Speaker 2: Have you ever.
Speaker 4: Seen in that lake where I think we're right? Maybe
Speaker 4: it's one more yeh where the whole lake is covered
Speaker 4: with those black balls.
Speaker 2: Yes, do you know what that is?
Speaker 3: That is for solar energy? I think so they're they're
Speaker 3: trying to keep the water from evaporating and use it
Speaker 3: for solar energy.
Speaker 2: Okay, there he is. I like that sweater.
Speaker 5: By everybody?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 5: Hi, Hi, really, can I ask a question?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 5: So you think you said? What time do you think
Speaker 5: will be done?
Speaker 3: Whenever you need to be done.
Speaker 5: I think if it's better, if if you feel like
Speaker 5: it's better to go longer. I can be dropped off
Speaker 5: at two up in Burbank if you think it's will
Speaker 5: be like one one fifteen. I can just come back here,
Speaker 5: get my car and then go to the thing.
Speaker 3: We usually record for an hour, so I think perfect thing.
Speaker 5: We'll just like go for an hour and then come
Speaker 5: back here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, cool, if that's okay, get back in
Speaker 3: my car.
Speaker 5: Okay, sorry, one second, quite all right.
Speaker 4: I thought they were balls of charcoal and they were
Speaker 4: filtering the water.
Speaker 3: Okay, do not talk about this when he's in here.
Speaker 4: Oh I won't like Okay, Mom's aware, No more like talk.
Speaker 3: Don't ask you about the ladies and gentleman.
Speaker 4: You've seen him at clubs and colleges across the country.
Speaker 4: Put your ears together for Timothy Simon's everywhere.
Speaker 5: Hello, Hi, is that working? Yes?
Speaker 4: I should not speak for the sound, but I just
Speaker 4: know I have faith in it, and so I just say, yes,
Speaker 4: it is working.
Speaker 5: Are you recording right now we are.
Speaker 2: Indeed, yeah, we get right.
Speaker 5: This is great. Did they get that whole part about
Speaker 5: where I was like where? Oh great? Yeah, yeah about
Speaker 5: putting my backpack in the car.
Speaker 3: That's what the people love.
Speaker 2: Yes, sure I was.
Speaker 5: I actually ran into somebody the other day who was
Speaker 5: like a fan, you know, and they were like, hey,
Speaker 5: what's up? Like where do you push your backpack? And
Speaker 5: I was like, look, man, I like, that's not I
Speaker 5: don't give that away from free you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Podcasts only.
Speaker 5: So I thought I really latched onto this idea of
Speaker 5: running an errand uh huh. So I thought we would
Speaker 5: just go to the Costco real quick.
Speaker 2: We can do that.
Speaker 3: Also, can you tell me how to get out of here?
Speaker 5: Oh, go to the right Okay. Andy McDowell just sold
Speaker 5: that house up the street. She was living there for
Speaker 5: a minute. Oh that's she's really chatty.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 4: I grew up in Missoula, Montana, and she lived in Missoula,
Speaker 4: Montana for a year for my entire adolescence. And she
Speaker 4: was always at like city council meetings, and she would
Speaker 4: my dad was like the tax property tax guy. She'd
Speaker 4: go in and said he said, she was very chatty
Speaker 4: and sweet.
Speaker 5: She's well, I guess I cannot say firsthand. It's like
Speaker 5: mostly like my wife has like seen her around and
Speaker 5: they talked, but everybody says very nice things. Yeah, that
Speaker 5: one on those.
Speaker 2: Feelings where she put her backpack.
Speaker 5: Usually I feel like, I mean, I don't I don't
Speaker 5: know her. I get a strong doesn't own a backpack
Speaker 5: vibe right right? Yeah, I feel like she carries one
Speaker 5: item when she leaves the house.
Speaker 3: Yes, you know what I mean, and that's Loril.
Speaker 2: Lipsticks, and that's.
Speaker 5: Did you're from Montana?
Speaker 2: I am, indeed.
Speaker 5: How how long have you? I'll just I love Montana?
Speaker 5: Oh you do?
Speaker 3: Well, not really.
Speaker 5: I think I was up there. My wife and I
Speaker 5: went there for our honeymoon, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: I get it, Like I get why people move up
Speaker 5: here if they don't ever want to see another person,
Speaker 5: if they just right to own guns and be quiet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and when when you're a young person, you just
Speaker 4: want to get out. And when I visit now, I'm like,
Speaker 4: what the hell was I thinking? This is better than
Speaker 4: the ocean that there? And I imagine because you're from Maine, right,
Speaker 4: I grew up in main I think we'd probably share
Speaker 4: a line latitude, and so it's like a mountaine version
Speaker 4: of man maybe or am I wrong there?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: No, there are like sort of mountain I think weather
Speaker 5: wise and landscape wise, it's kind of the same. We
Speaker 5: have like a sort of fair mountains and crags. It's
Speaker 5: kind of a craggy state, you know what I mean,
Speaker 5: jagged jagged. You know, everybody in New Hampshire was really
Speaker 5: big about like their like the man in the mountain.
Speaker 5: Do you guys know the man in the mountain. No,
Speaker 5: it's like this rock formation that looked like a man's profile,
Speaker 5: and it was like right on the ocean, and it
Speaker 5: was like it's on the state quarter, you know what
Speaker 5: I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And then I knew a girl in college from New
Speaker 5: Hampshire who cried when it fell into the ocean. Again,
Speaker 5: it was so jagged, it was so craggy it fell
Speaker 5: into the ocean.
Speaker 4: Wow, Why did she cry that? Maybe the face looked
Speaker 4: like one of her relatives or something.
Speaker 5: You know, I didn't actually ask follow up questions.
Speaker 3: And that's exactly what you should have done. Don't support
Speaker 3: that behavior.
Speaker 2: When someone cries, I walk away.
Speaker 3: Get out their business.
Speaker 2: I don't have time for your trauma.
Speaker 5: Please, can I know you guys just made a joke
Speaker 5: about that. I think I might actually hold this a
Speaker 5: serious opinion.
Speaker 3: That's how I do. All my jokes is just what
Speaker 3: I actually think that I'm pretending.
Speaker 2: I don't think that weird people laugh at them.
Speaker 5: Okay, Oh yeah, that's a joke to be a joke.
Speaker 2: I guess I'll wink. Now, Yeah, I I know. I
Speaker 2: think nowadays, if someone starts crying, I'm there for it.
Speaker 3: Well, but with something like that where it seems like
Speaker 3: an event that everybody would be receiving relatively the same way,
Speaker 3: but someone's like, not me, this is the thing I
Speaker 3: take the most to heart or whatever that event kind
Speaker 3: of present, I'm like, oh, no, I didn't buy a
Speaker 3: ticket for this.
Speaker 8: I have to go yeah, always yes, I guess, no,
Speaker 8: go ahead, No, you go ahead.
Speaker 5: I I don't know. I think there is a thing
Speaker 5: where it's just like I don't want to make a
Speaker 5: broad generalization, but like if you're gonna cry about the
Speaker 5: man in the mountain falling into the ocean, it's like
Speaker 5: there is an underlying thing here that we are not
Speaker 5: close enough for me to want to dive into.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 3: Wait, can I ask you a question. Yeah, did you
Speaker 3: go to theater school?
Speaker 5: I did?
Speaker 3: Yeah, this, I think this is a part of it.
Speaker 3: I think so because I did too, and there was
Speaker 3: a lot. I was surprised at how much people working
Speaker 3: out their feelings publicly took place when that's not how
Speaker 3: I was raised. And I was like, I thought we
Speaker 3: were supposed to pretend when it was the appropriate moment,
Speaker 3: not do it all the time.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Now when people cry, I just say, oh, you're good.
Speaker 2: Where did you train? I'm actually having a bad day.
Speaker 2: That's great, I'm believable.
Speaker 5: In the moment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, amazing space.
Speaker 5: Where where did you grow up? And Karen? And where
Speaker 5: did you go to theater school?
Speaker 3: I went? I grew up in northern California in Petaluma
Speaker 3: and which is just north of San Francisco, And I
Speaker 3: went to Sack State Sacramento State. Oh okay, where big
Speaker 3: brag Tom Hanks went.
Speaker 5: Really I love this?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Was your teacher still dining out on that.
Speaker 3: A little tiny bit? He would? The freshman like theater
Speaker 3: one teacher would mention Tom every once in a.
Speaker 5: While, Oh that's so grand, would say Tom.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would say Tom. Another thing I learned I
Speaker 3: don't like very early on where I was like, what,
Speaker 3: don't say that, that's so embarrassing. But but those, all
Speaker 3: of those things are the things that I basically was like, well,
Speaker 3: this is all fun and like live performance, but I'm
Speaker 3: starting to realize I just like the comedy part. I
Speaker 3: don't I don't want to do this. I don't want
Speaker 3: to walk through molasses. I don't want to act like
Speaker 3: a pragmantis. Uh huh, none of that's for me.
Speaker 2: I've thought.
Speaker 3: I've found it all very humiliating.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it is humiliating.
Speaker 4: Some of the warm ups where it's like okay, I
Speaker 4: get into a ball and you're going to blossom.
Speaker 2: Things like that.
Speaker 4: I mean that's when you're young. That made me really uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: There, looking back, I see the I see the importance
Speaker 5: of some of it in like the I don't know.
Speaker 5: I had a theater teacher in college who was like
Speaker 5: the first person that like kind of introduced the idea
Speaker 5: of just like sort of body work as exercise, and
Speaker 5: that was it was just like, oh, like expanding on
Speaker 5: how we are able to communicate ideas without just words,
Speaker 5: without just like naturalism and straightforward action. Yeah, and I
Speaker 5: thought that that was interesting, But I don't know, mate,
Speaker 5: But she was like she was like an old school,
Speaker 5: like old school hippie theater person, and like you know,
Speaker 5: she had had like six discs fused in her back,
Speaker 5: and she was very short and so she had like
Speaker 5: this rigid posture and she was a reikie healer. And somehow,
Speaker 5: after all of what I've just told you, I still
Speaker 5: was like, this lady's fucking awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I h The other theater teacher that I had, his
Speaker 5: name was His name is Tom, So your friend might
Speaker 5: know him. You're a teacher, might know Tom. He was
Speaker 5: a guy who had great taste in plays, but was
Speaker 5: so terrible at communicating them that we all hated him.
Speaker 5: And we were all like, God, this this guy's so
Speaker 5: fucking full of himself. And he kept talking about how
Speaker 5: the FBI had files on him and wow, Yeah, theater
Speaker 5: school is a fucking trip and nobody should be allowed.
Speaker 5: Nobody should be allowed.
Speaker 3: Oh is that an LAPD? A recruitment moment?
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go, what is recruitment moment?
Speaker 3: Do we need to get in there?
Speaker 4: It sounds like you do because you get free socks
Speaker 4: and everyone thinks you want socks. Let's say police, but
Speaker 4: I did that with the army, and they would not
Speaker 4: leave me alone for it. I'm like, these are the
Speaker 4: most expensive socks I've ever.
Speaker 3: No such thing as free socks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's something that I would want to do now,
Speaker 4: be part of a theater community.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 4: When I was young why I thought I didn't want
Speaker 4: to feel uncomfortable or something.
Speaker 2: I don't know why it was scared.
Speaker 5: I think if you went to a college theater party,
Speaker 5: you'd be like, I don't like, honestly, please keep me
Speaker 5: under the boot, you know what I mean, Like we deserve.
Speaker 5: There are times Jesus Christ like, I'm fully in support
Speaker 5: of the strikes. I'm very much a union person. But
Speaker 5: when I was out there and I saw people like
Speaker 5: in a karaoke thing, I was like, I don't know,
Speaker 5: maybe the studios are right, Yeah, I'm sure this is
Speaker 5: you know. Yeah, go to a theater party and you'll
Speaker 5: be like, I don't know, maybe empathy isn't a good thing.
Speaker 9: Right.
Speaker 3: It's hard to be well because the whole it feels
Speaker 3: like the theme is like, yeah, you gotta be open minded,
Speaker 3: you gotta get in there and like get rid of
Speaker 3: the cob libs of who you are whatever, and it's
Speaker 3: like do I or do I just have to pretend
Speaker 3: I'm upset at this part of this. Yeah, there's a
Speaker 3: couple ways to approach this. Not totally convinced, but I
Speaker 3: have to say the I think you're so right that
Speaker 3: people who I love that are great actors are the
Speaker 3: kind of people who would probably just destroy and like
Speaker 3: a movement for theater class because it is about like
Speaker 3: not just you're saying things because you're mad, but then
Speaker 3: like what does anger look like when you're just standing there? Whatever?
Speaker 3: Kind of yeah, kind of next level stuff that when
Speaker 3: I was eighteen, I was like, huh, who cares?
Speaker 5: Like I, you know, like who cares? This is about
Speaker 5: how I'm feeling, Yes, And this is about me processing
Speaker 5: something or finding out and like that is my own
Speaker 5: personal journey and this is more important than the product
Speaker 5: that the audience sees.
Speaker 2: Right right right.
Speaker 4: I think the closest I've been into a situation like
Speaker 4: that is after I got my hip replaced, I was
Speaker 4: forced to go to bar method class where I was
Speaker 4: one the only male and everyone was really good at it.
Speaker 4: And I've never done something where it's like you had
Speaker 4: to as a group pay attention to your breathing, and
Speaker 4: everyone's looking at each other for confirmation. People are always
Speaker 4: like you doing okay, like with a difficult They were
Speaker 4: all looking out for me, and I felt after that,
Speaker 4: I did feel like I wanted to be in a play.
Speaker 2: I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 5: What did the doctor say, Oh so you actually want
Speaker 5: to go up to the next light. Oh yeah, this
Speaker 5: is like.
Speaker 2: I've made that mistake. Then up in some weird neighborhood.
Speaker 3: More than churches, right, yeah.
Speaker 4: This is where I skateboard on at seven o'clock on Sundays.
Speaker 5: I'm learning a lot about you in the last few minutes,
Speaker 5: so I didn't have assumed in the first ten minutes.
Speaker 2: I go early morning to Costco and this.
Speaker 4: I make this turn once or twice a week, and
Speaker 4: it's never to go get mustard.
Speaker 5: And you skateboard.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I have post tip surgery post hips.
Speaker 5: Are you started post tips?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 4: I did it my whole life, and maybe it's the
Speaker 4: reason I had to get my hip fixed. But now
Speaker 4: I do a low impact version of skateboarding that is
Speaker 4: just doing slappies on these curves.
Speaker 5: Hell yeah, And so.
Speaker 4: You're not doing a lot of jumping around you're finessing
Speaker 4: yourself onto the curb and doing little poses.
Speaker 2: It's a lot like figure skaping.
Speaker 5: Okay, did your doctor specifically.
Speaker 4: Prescribe bar class, right? Yeah, sorry I missed. I be
Speaker 4: a lot of the physical therapy that I was. That
Speaker 4: part they right after surgery, They're sending people to my
Speaker 4: bedside and like, okay, do these clam like shell stretch it.
Speaker 4: I can't remember the word clam was involved, but just
Speaker 4: you know, opening your hips and doing these things and
Speaker 4: straight restrengthening all these muscles. And then someone that wasn't
Speaker 4: a doctor said, you're doing bar method stuff like the ball.
Speaker 4: I was squeezing a ball in between my knees. That's
Speaker 4: a big part of bar method. And so I just
Speaker 4: went on my own and sure enough it was like everything,
Speaker 4: but not in an environment where it's just someone standing
Speaker 4: there making me do it painfully. It was a group
Speaker 4: of people doing it, and so I kind of got
Speaker 4: into it and I loved it.
Speaker 5: Do you still do it?
Speaker 4: I don't, just because a lot of them closed down
Speaker 4: during quarantine and I can't find a bar method place.
Speaker 5: Was there also a somewhat anti feminis not sorry, not
Speaker 5: anti feminist, A somewhat feminist backlash against bar methods.
Speaker 4: Specifically, oh because of the weird There was like a
Speaker 4: weird guy that started it that did bad things.
Speaker 5: You know. I feel like I just read that in
Speaker 5: that God I'm going to butcher her name, Jai Jacinto
Speaker 5: ringing a bell. There was what the fuck was it called?
Speaker 5: There was like a book that was like on Obama's
Speaker 5: like top ten books, and I read it and she
Speaker 5: had like a section on bar method and like it's
Speaker 5: I'm butchering every part, like.
Speaker 4: The history, no facts perfectly on this podcast. There, what
Speaker 4: you're talking about is a thing. But I feel like
Speaker 4: it's not bar method that it's.
Speaker 3: Well, there's the hot yoga problem.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 5: He was just straight up that guy was nuts, putting
Speaker 5: arms in wherever he want. Yeah, just like full arms.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is a hot yoga problem.
Speaker 4: The big thing was I at the time, I had
Speaker 4: a mustache that some people, you know, mustaches, weren't every
Speaker 4: other person has one now. But I looked a little
Speaker 4: creepy and I was the only man in there, so
Speaker 4: I would like I not They're like, who's this weird guy?
Speaker 4: And they would actually make an announcement, Hey, everyone, the man,
Speaker 4: and here is Chris.
Speaker 2: He got his hip fixed.
Speaker 4: This is part of his therapy, and I'd kind of
Speaker 4: wave and everyone because they knew I.
Speaker 5: Felt uncomfortable, And then like Jeff on the other side,
Speaker 5: they're like, this is Jeff. Nothing wrong with his clips,
Speaker 5: His hips is clearly just in here to look at
Speaker 5: women's He's a creep, total fucking creep. But we can't
Speaker 5: ask him to leave.
Speaker 9: We did.
Speaker 4: We didn't reserve the right to refuse service to anyone,
Speaker 4: and that's a problem mistake. No, if there was another
Speaker 4: uh male in there, it was usually the partner of
Speaker 4: one of the teachers, and I would assume that. I'm like,
Speaker 4: are you married to the instructor today? And they'd always go, yeah,
Speaker 4: how'd you know? Yeah anyway, because you're like me, but
Speaker 4: you got healthy hips.
Speaker 3: This parking lot.
Speaker 5: Is is a little bit of a nightmare, insane. Yeah,
Speaker 5: why don't If you want to just drop me off
Speaker 5: out front, I can like run and grab the thing
Speaker 5: and then run right out.
Speaker 2: Here's my favorite curb by the way. You can see
Speaker 2: it's all wax stop. It's perfect. That's so great that
Speaker 2: that's where I spend once a week.
Speaker 5: I'm so glad we chose this place.
Speaker 4: Well, it's interesting because usually you get kicked out of
Speaker 4: a blaze. The staff here, says Hi, they ask how
Speaker 4: I've been. They they come and they'll like sweep the
Speaker 4: curb while.
Speaker 2: We're stating it.
Speaker 3: They fully support it.
Speaker 2: They fully support it.
Speaker 3: Hi is we're going to get a parking spot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry about everything we've said about Mercedes did.
Speaker 5: Before I go in, I'll just throw out this one
Speaker 5: thing that one of my first jobs in Los.
Speaker 3: Angeles instead of dropping you off.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, no, that's what one of my first jobs
Speaker 5: in Los Angeles was. I did some handyman work for
Speaker 5: Sheila Kelly's s Factor, which is the pole dancing oh class. Okay,
Speaker 5: I believe Sheila Kelly. I don't know if they're still married.
Speaker 5: They were married at times married to Richard Shift, the
Speaker 5: character actor Richard Shit from from the West Wing.
Speaker 2: Oh okay.
Speaker 5: I just thought that has nothing to do with the story.
Speaker 5: I just thought that was interesting. But I would go in.
Speaker 5: But they because it was like a pole dancing class
Speaker 5: or a pole dancing gym they had like they were
Speaker 5: they were very strict because people would wear what you
Speaker 5: would wear if you were dancing, and it was not really.
Speaker 5: I'm sure there were some people there who were training
Speaker 5: to be professionals, but a lot of people it was
Speaker 5: just like, oh, this is a fun way to get
Speaker 5: exercise and a fun way to build strength or whatever.
Speaker 5: So there were very specific times that I could go
Speaker 5: in and fix stuff there because they were like, we
Speaker 5: are like there are no men allowed in here. Oh wow,
Speaker 5: without permission at any like at any point. So I
Speaker 5: had to like run in and like fix the bathrooms,
Speaker 5: like fix the like the bathroom door in like an
Speaker 5: hour and fifteen minutes. And if I got in there
Speaker 5: and I was like, this is going to take way
Speaker 5: more than an hour and fifteen minutes to just be
Speaker 5: like go home. Wow. That so yeah, Chili Kellow's s factor.
Speaker 5: They're protective.
Speaker 3: I have a I don't know if it was Sheila
Speaker 3: Kelly's because I'm not sure how long that's been around,
Speaker 3: but I worked on long, long ago. Zach Alphanek has
Speaker 3: had a talk show on v H one, and we
Speaker 3: did field pieces for it, and one somebody thought it
Speaker 3: would be funny if we had Gene Simmons go to
Speaker 3: a pole dancing class, and I'll never forget it was
Speaker 3: so uncomfortable while we were there.
Speaker 4: Like from Kiss Yeah, yes, why I was thinking Richard Simmons,
Speaker 4: but he did have cat makeup on.
Speaker 3: It was Simmons, yeah, with no cat makeup on. It
Speaker 3: was when he was like I think he had been
Speaker 3: on a VH one show or something. So it was
Speaker 3: kind of like retro back in the It was the
Speaker 3: year two thousand, so I can't explain much, but there
Speaker 3: was no idea, and of course I became the field
Speaker 3: producer and there was no idea. So it was just like,
Speaker 3: can you imagine Jee's pole dancing class? And it was like,
Speaker 3: uh huh, it'd be awful. And so he went there
Speaker 3: and just walked around as these women tried to do
Speaker 3: the exercises and he was so disgusting that they kicked
Speaker 3: us out. And they had pre agreed to the idea,
Speaker 3: but he literally was walking around. At one point, you
Speaker 3: looked at this woman's ass and just goes nice dump.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: The teacher looked at me like I was in charge
Speaker 3: of him, and it was like we have to cancel this,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, great, idea, We'll see you later. Like
Speaker 3: there was no defending, there was no nothing. It was
Speaker 3: just like wouldn't it be great to watch Genie Simmons
Speaker 3: be disgusting to women. And the answer is no, it
Speaker 3: wouldn't be great.
Speaker 4: Funny situation where suddenly you're the handler of the guy
Speaker 4: that says nice dump.
Speaker 3: I'm with this guy.
Speaker 5: Oh, I'm not trying to both sides this.
Speaker 4: Oh care we got him too, I'm next.
Speaker 5: I'm just talking like strict from your opinion, like when
Speaker 5: you saw it, and I'm not I'm not doing anything
Speaker 5: except asking a question.
Speaker 2: I'm just asking, boy, here we go. I mean, was
Speaker 2: it a nice dumper?
Speaker 5: And that's why she was like, he's not being honest.
Speaker 3: Authentic, improv and I don't like it.
Speaker 5: The watching gene Simmons do anything, it seems like it'd
Speaker 5: be a nightmare. One of my worst experiences ever and
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say this because nobody likes him, is that
Speaker 5: I went to the movies the night that the movie
Speaker 5: Chronicle came out that was written by Max Landis, famously
Speaker 5: wonderful person Max Landis.
Speaker 3: And the Ronicle who was in that Dane da Han.
Speaker 5: Michael B. Jordan. It was the one about like, you know, superheroes,
Speaker 5: like a superhero story, but like a little bit do
Speaker 5: you guys know who I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: I know Max Landis, do you know him personally or
Speaker 2: little bit?
Speaker 5: Okay, are you guys really good friend? No? Okay, no,
Speaker 5: I'm going to continue.
Speaker 4: And felt weird because everyone was famous and I put
Speaker 4: my feet in the pool and didn't make eye contact.
Speaker 5: This is great, you made a good choice. Yes, he
Speaker 5: was really excited because his movie was coming out, and
Speaker 5: Jean Simmons was at the arc light walking through the
Speaker 5: walking through the lobby and Maxley and just ran and
Speaker 5: slid on his knees across the floor up to Jean
Speaker 5: Simmons and like made a big show of saying hello
Speaker 5: to Jean Simmons and how excited he was to meet him.
Speaker 5: On both sides of that, I hated it happened right
Speaker 5: in front of me and I didn't know either of
Speaker 5: these people at this point. But I was like, I
Speaker 5: don't like a moment of this.
Speaker 4: In that moment, I would turn and move back to Maine.
Speaker 4: Yeah that Honestly, I hadn't been here very long. I
Speaker 4: was like, this is not a nice dump U. Yes, okay,
Speaker 4: I'll be right back. Does anybody need anything while I'm
Speaker 4: in there?
Speaker 3: Could you get me a flat of small freedom? Lay
Speaker 3: chips just like one nd.
Speaker 4: I just have a piece of paper here with my
Speaker 4: eyeglass prescription.
Speaker 2: I know it's a second line.
Speaker 3: It's handwritten. No doctors, No, we will.
Speaker 2: Be, we will plant, we will pause.
Speaker 5: I'll check on, I'll check on. Like, what do you
Speaker 5: like progressive lenses for that?
Speaker 4: These are progs?
Speaker 2: He's back?
Speaker 3: Sweet?
Speaker 5: How did it go? When I was in there?
Speaker 3: It was just really tense. It was like, I think
Speaker 3: Anisa and I are fighting. I don't know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we've gotten a big argument about the music of Kiss.
Speaker 3: Oh really, the quality of the musician ship it is.
Speaker 5: I think it was.
Speaker 4: Josh Fatom who used to in his stand up make
Speaker 4: like fun of how they came out dressed like monsters
Speaker 4: and then the music could start and they're like.
Speaker 3: Oh baby, bit had sets and parties are fun.
Speaker 5: Like yeah, I always used to think that Judas Priest
Speaker 5: was a fake band.
Speaker 3: Oh like a from a TV show.
Speaker 5: Basically that they were like the like fun. What's the
Speaker 5: name of the band in the mockumentary that's very famous?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, spinal Tap. Like I honestly thought they
Speaker 5: were his final tab, Like that's the only reason your
Speaker 5: band would be called Judas priests. Yeah, yeah, it's have
Speaker 5: you guys ever just straight up been in a store
Speaker 5: and just been like, fucking, I'm gonna steal something.
Speaker 3: I can you just tell us really quick what that
Speaker 3: eron was?
Speaker 2: If it's not too if you paid.
Speaker 5: For it, the people that The thing that people are
Speaker 5: gonna hate about what I'm about to say is that
Speaker 5: I play golf a lot.
Speaker 2: Hey, I'm sorry, but uh that's I mean too.
Speaker 5: Oh you do?
Speaker 4: And I think we were both in a tournament together.
Speaker 4: Was it comedy?
Speaker 5: Nice? Yeah, it's coming up again, isn't it.
Speaker 2: I haven't heard.
Speaker 4: I ended up golfing with the wrong group and kind
Speaker 4: of they were upset with me.
Speaker 5: What did you do?
Speaker 4: They put my bag on a cart and I followed
Speaker 4: my bag and then at the end they're.
Speaker 2: Like, why did you golf with these guys? Oh no,
Speaker 2: my bag was on.
Speaker 5: Their cart, and how did you play? Though?
Speaker 2: We did well?
Speaker 4: I think we got uh what you got the gross
Speaker 4: score and the net score?
Speaker 2: Not one of those?
Speaker 5: And you were you were one of those.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the guys we had like a ringer, you know,
Speaker 4: it's a group and one of the guys clearly spent
Speaker 4: his whole life golfing. The other guy was Bury from
Speaker 4: Barry's Tickets, and then some guy from the Wind Casino.
Speaker 2: And there's a lot.
Speaker 3: Incredible.
Speaker 4: It wasn't no, but it was. He knows it and
Speaker 4: he was very sweet. But I think I saw you
Speaker 4: there just when we were all first. But I only
Speaker 4: know you from like UCB, occasional y and I it's
Speaker 4: also a situation where I've watched you and things, and
Speaker 4: I maybe confuse that with a real life.
Speaker 2: Personal where's your backpack friendship?
Speaker 4: So I didn't, but I did have a feeling I
Speaker 4: knew you from a golf thing.
Speaker 5: Okay, cool, Well, no, I'm not chat the next time
Speaker 5: we're at a golf thing. Let's talk.
Speaker 4: Okay cool, because I also am embarrassed about how much
Speaker 4: I'm into golf.
Speaker 3: And also, let's not let Timothy's sidestep what we're all
Speaker 3: going to attack him for right now, whatever he's gonna say.
Speaker 5: So because I play a lot, and I like in
Speaker 5: the last couple of years, started playing in like like
Speaker 5: playing in like amateur tournaments, like just like kind of
Speaker 5: local amateur amateur tournaments where you play like you know,
Speaker 5: plumbers from your Belinda whatever I don't know is your
Speaker 5: Belinda close to your.
Speaker 2: I've played with plumbing and heating guys.
Speaker 5: Also, yeah, like this is the vite, Yeah sou, But
Speaker 5: there was there was one time where I was like,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna be playing in this tournament up in O
Speaker 5: High and it's gonna be like one hundred and five
Speaker 5: degrees out And I was like, I, I it's like
Speaker 5: hard to play golf even on like a regular day.
Speaker 5: But what do I do if there's like the chance
Speaker 5: of heat stroke? So I asked, like, you know, I
Speaker 5: put it out to the general, like what do I
Speaker 5: do to like stay hydrated if I'm playing? And I
Speaker 5: got a recommendation for these like liquid ivy hydration multipliers.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and they can like be kind of expensive.
Speaker 5: They're kind of expensive if you buy them it like CBS,
Speaker 5: but Costco has them for a much cheaper price of course,
Speaker 5: but then you run the risk of not getting the
Speaker 5: flavor you like, which is what happened today.
Speaker 2: May I see them?
Speaker 5: Yeah? What flav Aparently that's the Oh sure, I've had
Speaker 5: the cherry and strawberry.
Speaker 2: And yeah, they're just little packets. There's going to be
Speaker 2: like fifty of them in here.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh that's great.
Speaker 5: And so the recommendation came with this thing that was
Speaker 5: like when somebody was like, I have to send a
Speaker 5: lot of packages to family members who are serving like
Speaker 5: in the military in the Middle East, and all they
Speaker 5: want is liquid, I be really like this thing. And
Speaker 5: so I was like, all right, that's like an actual
Speaker 5: it's like a real life you know. I don't want
Speaker 5: to say that my playing golf in Ohi and them
Speaker 5: being like on your fire in Afghanistan is the same thing.
Speaker 5: But I'm going to let your audience connect those if
Speaker 5: they will.
Speaker 2: Yes, it is your service, Yes, yes, and.
Speaker 3: I thank you, yes, well, thank you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, it's not to be.
Speaker 4: I just did a one in in Montana, big sky.
Speaker 4: They way up very high altitude, and it was very
Speaker 4: beautiful and your like the t boxes where like at
Speaker 4: the edge of a cliff, and then the fairway would
Speaker 4: just be something the size of a there's a herm
Speaker 4: here and I'm worried that. Oh it worked, it worked out,
Speaker 4: It worked out.
Speaker 2: I thought we were going to do a mid car scrape.
Speaker 3: I thought we were going to just rip that whole
Speaker 3: battery off from under.
Speaker 2: My back is riddled with sweats in that one moment.
Speaker 4: But I, because of the altitude and suddenly the ball
Speaker 4: would go one hundred yards further, Like am I stronger
Speaker 4: up here?
Speaker 2: But at the end I had to.
Speaker 4: And did throw up and I didn't see it coming,
Speaker 4: And I think it was a minor, Like I just
Speaker 4: wasn't drinking enough water. The altitude it was one hundred
Speaker 4: degrees and I got sick at the end.
Speaker 2: So it is good that you have those.
Speaker 5: That's no, I honestly I recommend them. Now I'm like
Speaker 5: a day to day guy. Now I'll have one a day.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 5: I mean, like, guys, I don't want to brag. I
Speaker 5: didn't come here to brag and probably like big time anybody,
Speaker 5: but like, I'll drink a hydration packet every day.
Speaker 2: You know the actual did that guy do it?
Speaker 3: He's just saying there's another line. Oh, and everybody's in
Speaker 3: one line.
Speaker 5: Yeah, everybody's in one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you'd kind of be screwing yourself.
Speaker 5: But this person, oh wait, is he trying to say
Speaker 5: that he wants to get out and through?
Speaker 3: Yeah? But so do we all?
Speaker 4: Yes, that's yeah, the same thing. I'm glad you stood
Speaker 4: your ground, I.
Speaker 5: Mean think you did.
Speaker 3: Everything's fine. You can't wait minutes.
Speaker 5: Skips ahead, we're gonna know. Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 2: I know that.
Speaker 4: The thing he's a roller skater, He's he's way into
Speaker 4: roller skating.
Speaker 2: I just know him.
Speaker 3: Is that?
Speaker 5: When? How do you feel about driving during all this?
Speaker 5: Are you okay?
Speaker 3: Oh? I love it? Okay, it's really well. I guess
Speaker 3: it's like we've done this for a while and we
Speaker 3: used to actually go to the airport a lot and wow.
Speaker 3: So yeah, we really tried to stay on, like picking
Speaker 3: up comics as they were coming home from doing sets
Speaker 3: out of town or dropping them off on their way
Speaker 3: to and but this was before Lift and Uber was yeah,
Speaker 3: ninety percent on the traffic. We were kind of the
Speaker 3: first Lift and Uber. I think, yeah, just one man.
Speaker 3: Sometimes sometimes we would like we would switch, but there
Speaker 3: was too much pressure for Chris.
Speaker 4: What I Karen is a It was a multitasker, and
Speaker 4: I think I have ADHD or something I cannot fit
Speaker 4: talk and finished sentences while staring a vehicle. Those two
Speaker 4: things I will I will have And I'm okay with
Speaker 4: that about myself.
Speaker 5: Karen.
Speaker 4: It does not affect her driving. She's still firing on
Speaker 4: all cylinders.
Speaker 5: Do you have you guys ever almost gotten in an
Speaker 5: accident or anything.
Speaker 4: That's a good question, and uh, we've now cursed the car. No,
Speaker 4: we Yes, we once almost killed that Eddie Pepatone.
Speaker 3: But it was he didn't he didn't know and he
Speaker 3: didn't mind.
Speaker 2: He didn't know.
Speaker 4: He was in the middle of a sentence. He didn't
Speaker 4: see the very close to being t bone.
Speaker 5: I don't know any Hepatone. I've seen him a couple
Speaker 5: of times. I think he's very funny. I can also
Speaker 5: I could see, and please tell me if I'm wrong.
Speaker 5: I could also see Eddie Hepatone being a kind of
Speaker 5: person that, when he's in the middle of a sentence,
Speaker 5: truly would not notice anything that's happening outside of that sentence.
Speaker 4: Yes, I think, like me, he's not a multitask. Yeah,
Speaker 4: he is in that sentence and no accident. Could they
Speaker 4: can finished it.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: We also almost got attacked by a guy on a
Speaker 3: bike who I think I can't remember what the problem was.
Speaker 4: It was back when I was I think I've maybe
Speaker 4: drunk that episode and.
Speaker 2: I yelled something, yeah, we get it, you're on a.
Speaker 3: Bike, and they circled back around, and then he circled
Speaker 3: back around and took his bike lock and went to
Speaker 3: hit the car with it. Did He actually.
Speaker 4: Tried to hit your mirror, but then he shot out
Speaker 4: into traffic and I'm like, oh no, now we're going
Speaker 4: to watch this guy die.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the passion of hatred for us.
Speaker 3: He didn't die.
Speaker 5: He didn. I tell you. A guy that used to
Speaker 5: be my downstairs name, my downstairs neighbor in Chicago is
Speaker 5: a bike messenger, like young young guy really into biking.
Speaker 5: He helped me build like a Chicago like sort of
Speaker 5: like scrappy fixed gear bike. Yeah. Yeah, back when you
Speaker 5: were the age that you did that sort of thing.
Speaker 5: Are you guys? Did you guys ever spend any time
Speaker 5: there in Chicago? I or you did? Okay, So it's
Speaker 5: like a pretty bike accessible city. Yeah, like bikes in
Speaker 5: public transport are pretty regular there.
Speaker 3: And so do you want a coffee?
Speaker 5: No, I'm good, I have one.
Speaker 3: Can I get a triple tall one pump hot moch up?
Speaker 3: Do you want a coffee?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'll do a cold brew?
Speaker 3: Can we also get a grande cold brew with uh
Speaker 3: oat milk? Okay, thank you?
Speaker 5: So I want to ask you questions about being sober,
Speaker 5: but I'll just say to my downstairs neighbor building fixed
Speaker 5: gear bikes. He had a lot of good bike messenger stories,
Speaker 5: and apparently there was this I guess this is a
Speaker 5: pretty common thing if you're gonna be a person who
Speaker 5: spends a lot of time in like cold, But there
Speaker 5: was like this real old school, like fifty year old
Speaker 5: guy who was still bike messenger. Oh wow, and he
Speaker 5: would do it. They would do it in all weather
Speaker 5: at all times. And this guy's deal was he would
Speaker 5: only wear shorts no matter what the weather was. But
Speaker 5: if it was like snowing and freezing cold, he had
Speaker 5: this big thing of like vasiline, like like patrollingum jelly,
Speaker 5: like a giant jar of it at like the the
Speaker 5: hub to give like context for your audience. So can
Speaker 5: you remember remember like the clown hub in the movie Joker,
Speaker 5: Joaquin Phoenix. It just like that. But for bike messengers, yes, I.
Speaker 2: See them in New York. Still, the delivery like it's
Speaker 2: more Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: I don't think it's I think now that you can
Speaker 5: like e sign stuff, it's a little less common, yeah,
Speaker 5: but there are still some things that like need to
Speaker 5: have a wet signature, like in fifteen minutes forty five
Speaker 5: blocks away right right, So he would he would like
Speaker 5: take the patrollingum jelly put it all coat his legs
Speaker 5: with it, like ride bikes for the entire.
Speaker 2: Day and shave its legs right.
Speaker 5: Well, no, at the end of the day, you would
Speaker 5: peel it off and put it back in the tub.
Speaker 5: Oh no more. Yeah, but like that's how you like
Speaker 5: keep your uh that's how you keep your limbs warm.
Speaker 3: Sorry, can we go back to he would take the
Speaker 3: vessel and back off his legs and put it back
Speaker 3: in the jar.
Speaker 5: Because then if it was cold the next day, you
Speaker 5: would use it the next Oh see, that's and I
Speaker 5: don't think I mean, like I think if you're a
Speaker 5: bike messenger budgets are you joes? You don't have like
Speaker 5: an unlimited patrollingum jelly budget.
Speaker 2: I mean I can't.
Speaker 4: I can't imagine a less expensive Yeah, because there's mud
Speaker 4: and street debris mixed in there, and he would just slather.
Speaker 5: It back on you like sweat and hair.
Speaker 3: Gross suh yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I mean it's it's gross.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 3: And it's a gross moment that it really needed because
Speaker 3: I was ordering, well.
Speaker 4: I thought, yeah, I started to think that that was
Speaker 4: a normal thing for because a lot of the guys
Speaker 4: that rode bikes a lot growing up. They would shave
Speaker 4: their legs and I thought put basiline on, But maybe
Speaker 4: I'm thinking of swimmers.
Speaker 5: I don't remembers shaved their legs and arms, right, sure,
Speaker 5: for sure the vasoline part that seems like a performance
Speaker 5: enhancing Yeah.
Speaker 3: That's well. In beauty pageants they put vacline on their
Speaker 3: teeth so their lips don't.
Speaker 4: Sit to whether it's swimming or bike in or beauty
Speaker 4: it vasoline is like you might as well be juicing.
Speaker 2: And I'm not talking about juice. I'm talking about Wait a.
Speaker 3: Second, I just had a Gene Simmons memory.
Speaker 5: Huh what?
Speaker 3: And was was this you and I at the Burbank
Speaker 3: Airport when we were standing there talking and I could
Speaker 3: swear it was you on our way to bumber Shoot
Speaker 3: and we're about to get on a Southwest flight. Whatever
Speaker 3: I was seeing, there was somebody. I just sworn it
Speaker 3: with you and Jeene Simmons was walking directly toward us,
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh my god, it's seen Simmons.
Speaker 3: And I was doing that trying to And I think
Speaker 3: I can be very subtle if I'm trying to make
Speaker 3: people not feel like I'm talking about them, So I
Speaker 3: wasn't turning my head, and I was kind of just
Speaker 3: being like, that's Steen Simmons. That's Steene Simmons, and whoever
Speaker 3: I was with was like, yep, I see him. I'm
Speaker 3: with you. And then Jean Simmons suddenly made a beeline
Speaker 3: directly toward the two of us and was like, what
Speaker 3: do you two up to? I want to see what's
Speaker 3: going on over here. And it was so unnerving and
Speaker 3: insane where it was like he picked up on the
Speaker 3: fact that he knew we clocked him and wanted to
Speaker 3: like get in on the Hey, you guys are excited,
Speaker 3: I'm here. It was insane.
Speaker 4: I don't think I was there, but I'm just remembering
Speaker 4: the time that happened to Michelle Balloon and I at
Speaker 4: the Improp and he came up to.
Speaker 5: The same difference with Gene Simmons.
Speaker 2: Yes, but that's what we talked.
Speaker 4: About a little while you were getting me glasses.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: I love them. I love this new.
Speaker 4: I thought it was normal to be blurry up in
Speaker 4: this fourth quadrant.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 4: And he went straight up to Michelle and said, I
Speaker 4: don't know what you do, but I'm sure you do it. Well,
Speaker 4: and then he looked at me and he said, and
Speaker 4: you are a strong and handsome, powerful and handsome man.
Speaker 4: And then later he had a book come out that
Speaker 4: said it's like called a powerful and handsome man. It
Speaker 4: was like he was trying out the title of his
Speaker 4: book and he got it. I was like, thank you.
Speaker 4: But he as creepy as he is. He had he
Speaker 4: has kids that liked going to the improv and watching
Speaker 4: stand up and his tall son was really sweet and shy,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, well, he fathered these kids.
Speaker 5: So that was like, so you're your gauge of whether
Speaker 5: someone is a good parent or not if they end
Speaker 5: up wanting to watch stand.
Speaker 1: Up specifically, Yeah, okay, it goes.
Speaker 4: I'm not saying it dictates whether you're a good person
Speaker 4: or not, but it makes me I'll defend you in
Speaker 4: a court of law.
Speaker 2: Nods.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 4: It was more that his children were like shy and
Speaker 4: nice okay, and giggly and like excited to hang out
Speaker 4: with a bunch of comics when their dad is a
Speaker 4: big rug start. Yeah, they were bored with that, and
Speaker 4: I like that.
Speaker 5: Did you ever see that Jeff Tweety documentary. I think
Speaker 5: it was called I'm trying to break your heart.
Speaker 2: Oh I did not.
Speaker 5: There's a moment there in there where like Jeff Tweety
Speaker 5: is dropping off his teenage son at school, and he's
Speaker 5: doing like such quintessential dad stuff. He like kind of
Speaker 5: doesn't know where his stuff is in the car, and
Speaker 5: like he's like turning over his right shoulder to look
Speaker 5: into the back seat to say goodbye to his son,
Speaker 5: but his son is like kind of already out the car,
Speaker 5: so he has to like then quickly adjust to be
Speaker 5: over his left shoulder, like you know, opens the door
Speaker 5: a little bit because you like can't figure out how
Speaker 5: to get the window down. It's like a very dad
Speaker 5: moment when the kid is just kind of like yeah,
Speaker 5: all right, dad, what Yeah, I'll see you to night.
Speaker 10: Like yeah. It's like we're all like, if you have kids,
Speaker 10: you're just fucking doomed. Yeah, it doesn't matter what you do.
Speaker 10: And you you have kids, right I do. Yeah, they
Speaker 10: just started middle school.
Speaker 5: I don't want to kill me.
Speaker 2: Oh why what did they suddenly care about?
Speaker 5: Their eyes open in the morning and they fucking hate us?
Speaker 3: Oh wow?
Speaker 5: And then their eyes shut at night and it's done.
Speaker 4: So so there's been relatively good times as they sleep.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but then you're just like but then you're just
Speaker 5: like going through like the like the slide show of
Speaker 5: all the times you fucked up as a parent that
Speaker 5: day by like, you know, all the promises you made
Speaker 5: yourself for they woke up to be like, all right,
Speaker 5: this is how I'm gonna handle. It's so much better today.
Speaker 5: And it's the roller coaster of it. It's like they
Speaker 5: will be in one moment, like one of them looked
Speaker 5: me in the face and said, Papa, you don't know
Speaker 5: what the fuck you're no way?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah strong apf and okay, yep.
Speaker 9: And uh, and then five minutes later it's it's this
Speaker 9: these wild swings between being a teenager and being an
Speaker 9: elementary schooler. Yeah, like it's still like a sweet little
Speaker 9: elementary schooler who wants a piggyback ride and wants to
Speaker 9: be silly, and like, we have a thing where if
Speaker 9: you if I hold your hands and you're facing forward
Speaker 9: and your feet are on my feet, it's called the robot.
Speaker 9: Oh sure, you know it's like, oh, Papa, I want
Speaker 9: a robot. So every once in a while it's a robot,
Speaker 9: but then five minutes later it's smoking a pack as sick.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Wow, such an awful time. It's an awful I wouldn't
Speaker 3: go back there for ten million dollars, truly, like it was.
Speaker 3: It was so confusing and bizarre, and like all the
Speaker 3: rules change, everybody around you changes, like you kind of
Speaker 3: don't know what's going on at school anymore. The rules
Speaker 3: are like everything just gets real gray area. It's so
Speaker 3: fucking irritating. And then actually, when I lived in Chicago,
Speaker 3: I went to this thing with my friend that was
Speaker 3: really cool. What are you doing? Oh, you're just going
Speaker 3: to step on one? Which was people. It was this
Speaker 3: kind of event thing where people could come and give
Speaker 3: a five minute or three minute presentation on any topic
Speaker 3: that interested them. And so while we were there, there
Speaker 3: was a guy gave a talk on how to photograph lightning,
Speaker 3: and a girl gave a talk on working for Habitat
Speaker 3: for Humanity. At the very end, the last lady was
Speaker 3: a junior high teacher and she gave a talk in
Speaker 3: defense of thirteen year olds. And I was sobbing by
Speaker 3: all because she's like, here's the thing everyone hates thirteen
Speaker 3: year olds. She's like, she's like, it is there. It's
Speaker 3: the one time in your life where you're completely a
Speaker 3: child and starting to become an adult. They have more
Speaker 3: hormones in their body than any human does at any time,
Speaker 3: and she just starts kind of like explaining physiologically how
Speaker 3: awful it is for them, and then like sociologically how
Speaker 3: awful it is, and like all those different things, and
Speaker 3: she's like, and so I try to be the teacher
Speaker 3: that sees them. And I was just like, I need
Speaker 3: to do so badly when I was, you know, creat
Speaker 3: or whatever, because it's really true. It's like when they're
Speaker 3: sulky and they're snide and they're kind of like only
Speaker 3: about their friends, you don't. It's very difficult to be
Speaker 3: on their side. You're just kind of like, yeah, I
Speaker 3: get it, but you know, actually there still are kids.
Speaker 2: And you're getting to hit with two at once. She
Speaker 2: at once.
Speaker 4: That's double double trouble double so much classic.
Speaker 2: Use of the common phrase.
Speaker 5: I did actually hear something like close to that in that.
Speaker 5: I think they were they were joking but kind of not.
Speaker 5: They had that same attitude behind it, but they were like,
Speaker 5: being a teenager should be a legal defense for murder, yes,
Speaker 5: but if you kill someone, you should be able to
Speaker 5: go up there and be like your honor. I was
Speaker 5: a teenager. Yeah, like that. Your brain is at war
Speaker 5: is your body.
Speaker 4: Yeah, here's the lobe that has compassion. I have not
Speaker 4: quite developed this. I'm just imagining in a court of
Speaker 4: law defending.
Speaker 3: And I feel like completely connected to every other person
Speaker 3: my age around me, like I need to do what
Speaker 3: they're doing. If I can't do what they're doing, it's
Speaker 3: the world is ending, like those kinds of things of
Speaker 3: like oh, you're not invited, that's the end chapter. That's
Speaker 3: the last chapter of your book. Like, oh, just just
Speaker 3: a nightmare. Always.
Speaker 5: I try trying so hard to it's just it's it.
Speaker 5: I mean, like you just it's hard, like when somebody
Speaker 5: just decides like I'm just gonna I'm gonna like punch
Speaker 5: you in the face a bunch of times today and
Speaker 5: they're not literally punching.
Speaker 3: Me in the face, just emotionally, just.
Speaker 5: Emotionally punching me in the face. It is it's just
Speaker 5: hard to keep that that sort of like a thirty
Speaker 5: thousand foot view of it. Yeah, And at some points
Speaker 5: it's just like I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 5: You just gotta brush your teeth, Yeah, you just got
Speaker 5: to do it. I've been saying it every day for
Speaker 5: eight years. You just got to do it.
Speaker 4: And now you're probably at home Mark, like you're daling
Speaker 4: with that all the time, right.
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, currently, yeah, because of oh hey, I mean
Speaker 5: we might be doing this. I mean i've we've I mean,
Speaker 5: I don't want this to be released four weeks from
Speaker 5: now and be proved wrong. But I hearing possibly that
Speaker 5: may oh really yeah today maybe today, Today is a day.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, I didn't hear today. That's exciting.
Speaker 5: Well, I think I'm drawing a lot. I'm reading a
Speaker 5: lot into the email that went out last night, okay, which.
Speaker 2: Was like, you know, I didn't read it.
Speaker 5: It was I mean, it was like the one from
Speaker 5: two nights ago was two sentences line. It's like negotiations update.
Speaker 5: We negotiated today and we will be negotiating tomorrow.
Speaker 3: That's good.
Speaker 5: I mean it's great. Yeah, that's great news. Last night
Speaker 5: it was at like eleven PM, and I just feel
Speaker 5: like the later they go into the evening the better.
Speaker 5: And then also it was like we negotiated today and
Speaker 5: we will continue to negotiate tomorrow. But we encourage everyone
Speaker 5: to go out to the picket lines. Tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Oh shit.
Speaker 5: And so I read a little bit of that into like,
Speaker 5: get out there because at some point there's going to
Speaker 5: be an announcement. We all we want a lot of
Speaker 5: people out on the streets, right, That's what I took from. Okay, so,
Speaker 5: but I mean, honestly, we've all had the rug pulled
Speaker 5: out from under us before, and I don't I'm also
Speaker 5: prepping myself to.
Speaker 3: Not you know, yeah, they're they're negotiating with true sociopaths,
Speaker 3: if not straight up psychopaths. Yes, which the might be
Speaker 3: the same thing.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but yeah, it's it's a blurry lit
Speaker 1: it's but it's But at the same time, somebody was
Speaker 1: talking about that they heard they're not going to let
Speaker 1: it go into the holidays because that that the studios
Speaker 1: are already such villains in this whole situation.
Speaker 3: And then to have it be like, oh, they really
Speaker 3: are trying to starve people out through Christmas is the
Speaker 3: worst look of all time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and they I am so very happy that in
Speaker 5: every moment where they have tried to pull these they've
Speaker 5: tried to pull old school tactics, everybody has just immediately
Speaker 5: gone right past them. Yeah, just right past them. Yes,
Speaker 5: And honestly, it seems like even the American population.
Speaker 3: Entirely, like especially compared to it because I was a
Speaker 3: writer in two thousand and eight, nobody gave a single shit, Like, yeah,
Speaker 3: it was an elite problem for elite people that it's like,
Speaker 3: solve it so that everybody else's job isn't impacted And
Speaker 3: it was not the same. And watching how well it's
Speaker 3: because of social media, but watching how much support watching
Speaker 3: young people give a shit about labor politics is beautiful.
Speaker 2: It's so great it is.
Speaker 5: And I one thing that I keep telling to people
Speaker 5: or that like who ask me about it, who maybe
Speaker 5: aren't in the business, is like, there is no They
Speaker 5: might be able to put up a counter argument to
Speaker 5: what the union is asking for, but what they don't
Speaker 5: have is an argument for their side of why it
Speaker 5: would be better for anyone except themselves. Yeah, especially when
Speaker 5: we look back and we see like being a Try
Speaker 5: being a musician that isn't Taylor Swift? Yeah, how is
Speaker 5: that going on the entry level? Yeah, try being a
Speaker 5: fucking journalist, Try being a taxi driver, Try being uh,
Speaker 5: I mean, like I tried being a fucking like. I
Speaker 5: don't know, NFTs all just went like they have come in,
Speaker 5: tech companies have come in and truly fucked up every
Speaker 5: single good American industry. Yeah, and I'm not saying that
Speaker 5: banks are good, but but and they have no argument
Speaker 5: for this. It's like, oh, well, if we do it
Speaker 5: our way, it's gonna be better for everyone, because they've
Speaker 5: seen over and over and over again it isn't. And
Speaker 5: so I think that even the people who are like
Speaker 5: that's an elite problem, they're like, oh, wait, that's my problem.
Speaker 3: Too, Yes, and the and that, like, oh, the reason
Speaker 3: I believe that this is an elite problem is because
Speaker 3: these reporters are like that, you know, when they now
Speaker 3: that they're interviewed because all the auto workers are on strike,
Speaker 3: that Sean Finn, I think his name is, that's the
Speaker 3: president of the autoworkers union. And he keeps going, it's
Speaker 3: so weird that that you keep asking me how bad
Speaker 3: it is for the economy that we are on strike.
Speaker 3: Why don't you think it's bad for the economy the
Speaker 3: billionaires keep taking everything for themselves. He's like, that's what's
Speaker 3: bad for the economy. Their system doesn't work, and it's
Speaker 3: like this is amazing, Like it's such good messaging. It's clear.
Speaker 3: It's like we're all in this together. It's yeah, and the.
Speaker 4: Thought of stream version, it's easily applied to what we're
Speaker 4: talking about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you like the same problem.
Speaker 3: It's the same.
Speaker 5: And there is that thing like I was listening to
Speaker 5: I don't want to do a free ad for another
Speaker 5: podcast if I was listening to the watch and Greenwalt
Speaker 5: sort of put it very concisely, like the guy that
Speaker 5: the guy from the UAW is like, yeah, like we've
Speaker 5: they've offered us a really incredible race, Like they offered
Speaker 5: us a twenty percent raise and yeah, that's really that's amazing.
Speaker 5: But the CEO got a forty percent rates. Yeah, so
Speaker 5: what are we actually talking about? Yeah, why is it
Speaker 5: that you get to do that? But we don't, like
Speaker 5: we're the ones that do everything. Yeah. Wow, So hopefully
Speaker 5: while we're driving around and we'll figure it out and
Speaker 5: you know what, you know who's really doesn't want it
Speaker 5: to happen.
Speaker 3: Well, you just said this car really hurt my feelings.
Speaker 5: Well, I didn't know if I wanted to like go
Speaker 5: down that hole right.
Speaker 10: Because I'd be very well, this could have been bought
Speaker 10: years before it was.
Speaker 5: Then there you go if you showed up and like
Speaker 5: the sticker was still on the window and you like, okay,
Speaker 5: what are we doing?
Speaker 3: Oh I'm a full one supremis love it.
Speaker 5: You know who's not going to be happy at Big Honk.
Speaker 5: Big Honk wants this fucking strike to go on forever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the specific horn, even the clowns.
Speaker 2: Everyone's lying and.
Speaker 5: I ever know the clown lobbys here like, guys, we
Speaker 5: got to keep this going. We've never done better.
Speaker 2: But they all have the makeup on. Oh I want
Speaker 2: to go to a clown strike.
Speaker 5: That'd be so. I have a friend who just recently
Speaker 5: like went on a first date with the clown oh
Speaker 5: like a she like texted me to be like, hey,
Speaker 5: I just got back from this date. I think it
Speaker 5: like kind of went okay, but he's like a clown
Speaker 5: and I was like, okay, but like what kind And
Speaker 5: it turned out to be like you know, circa so
Speaker 5: la sure that kind of thing. And I was like, honestly,
Speaker 5: that fucking slaps.
Speaker 2: Like yeah that's the yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Clowns. I mean, I don't know what it's like
Speaker 5: to be on the road with them, but they are
Speaker 5: like you know, they're I'm basing this all off one
Speaker 5: clown that I know who's awesome.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm all my experiences based on in Montreal getting
Speaker 4: my pocket picked by a group of clowns, and so
Speaker 4: I don't trust them.
Speaker 2: I don't. They did buy a strengths with our money.
Speaker 5: But how did you know they were classed?
Speaker 4: They told us that we were in After our shows,
Speaker 4: Chad Daniels and I went to some party that was
Speaker 4: mostly a French Canadians and and a lot of clowns
Speaker 4: were there and they were I didn't know what it
Speaker 4: meant back then. I'm like for kids parties. I didn't understand.
Speaker 4: And maybe that's why they were offended.
Speaker 5: Was that part of their misdirection. Yes, they were like
Speaker 5: picking your pocket.
Speaker 4: It was actually Chad's wallet, but they they took and
Speaker 4: then they're like kept buying U s drinks, but it
Speaker 4: was with Chad's money. And then the next day he
Speaker 4: got a call, uh from the person that lived in
Speaker 4: this place that where the party is being held, and
Speaker 4: he's like, if you want your wallet in your ID,
Speaker 4: I see you have a flight tomorrow at eight, And
Speaker 4: they showed up there and everything was laid out.
Speaker 2: Sons the money.
Speaker 5: But that's a pretty good bit that's kind of a yeah, And.
Speaker 4: There was no there was nothing we could do about it,
Speaker 4: but I didn't. They just controlled your partying, that's all.
Speaker 4: They cut themselves in and then they were like, this
Speaker 4: is how much fulne.
Speaker 3: We're going to have?
Speaker 4: Right, I would have ordered a double and they got
Speaker 4: me a single, and it made sense.
Speaker 5: That maybe they were doing you a face.
Speaker 4: I've noticed a lot of stand ups are taking like
Speaker 4: clown classes, and it's like, currently a thing clowning is.
Speaker 5: Back, baby, why do you think that? Not meaning like, like,
Speaker 5: why do you think that they are taking those classes?
Speaker 4: It is a conversation among comics that I've been hearing,
Speaker 4: and they they've even mentioned it on this podcast.
Speaker 2: Right, Karen packed me up here said I'm like the weirdest.
Speaker 4: A lot of stand ups there are like clown classes,
Speaker 4: and so if you're like a dry one liner comic,
Speaker 4: maybe you need to work on your clowning.
Speaker 2: I know so little about it that.
Speaker 4: I'm about to talk myself into a corner where I
Speaker 4: trail off and drift off.
Speaker 5: All I know is the comics are taking class.
Speaker 3: It's true.
Speaker 5: I'm going true.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go to sleep and imagine a world where
Speaker 4: I makes sense right now, but yeah, there's clowning classes.
Speaker 5: Have you ever met a separatist, like a friend Canadian
Speaker 5: separatist who like wants to like it's like kind of hot.
Speaker 3: Wait, please tell us your specific story.
Speaker 5: Yes, well that and now I got Maybe it's just
Speaker 5: this one separatist that was hot. It was like I
Speaker 5: was like twenty two and I was working at like
Speaker 5: a Shakespeare theater and there was like a French Canadian
Speaker 5: and it was like kind of like a whisper, like
Speaker 5: we you know, God, I wonder if this is I
Speaker 5: hope this isn't like a Patriot Front thing, oh where
Speaker 5: it was like secretly like the separatist movement. It was
Speaker 5: just like we want to be French. We don't want
Speaker 5: to be Canadian. We want to speak French. We want
Speaker 5: to keep that part right of So yeah, Jesus, I
Speaker 5: really hope this wasn't like a like a fourteen words
Speaker 5: kind of like a Canadian fourteen words deal.
Speaker 4: Oh, these the clowns that we met that night, they
Speaker 4: did not like us, and they would not speak English
Speaker 4: and they were French.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, like they're very out of their friends. Yes,
Speaker 5: which if they could see it through our eyes. Maybe
Speaker 5: that would change.
Speaker 4: Well, I've had a couple genuine spit takes. I'm able
Speaker 4: to stop it because I'm a professional. But I've twice
Speaker 4: had coffee in my nasal passage. So good, that's a compliment.
Speaker 5: Awesome. Where do you guys live in town?
Speaker 4: I live in the valley, okay, and I'm I'm pretty
Speaker 4: close to you. I'm right around the corner in Echo Park, okay.
Speaker 5: So do you know your way around the neighborhood? Generally?
Speaker 4: I am getting there. I spent fifteen years in Venice.
Speaker 4: You know around the boat people. We've already talked about that.
Speaker 3: He means people who own boats.
Speaker 4: Yes, daily make eye contact with captains and I yeah,
Speaker 4: I love it over here. I'm happier and I've met
Speaker 4: more of my neighbors and there's like a community.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 5: Did you did the move have anything to do? Did
Speaker 5: that coincide with getting sober? And I don't know if
Speaker 5: that is that too personal?
Speaker 4: No, you it's a good question. I yes, I do
Speaker 4: think that I was in I wasn't performing enough because
Speaker 4: I was so far away, Like I would drive to
Speaker 4: the improv or shows that I knew were a sure
Speaker 4: thing as far as stage time, but I was just
Speaker 4: hanging out a lot, didn't have a lot of friends.
Speaker 4: And then I lived right by Killer Shrimp where they
Speaker 4: would give me free boost and I was drinking I
Speaker 4: think nightly over there. And then when I moved to
Speaker 4: Echo Park, all of a sudden, it's like a hip
Speaker 4: area and I was near Little Joy and the out
Speaker 4: of boredom, I'm like, well, I'll just go down here
Speaker 4: and playpool. And that involved drinking too much, and I
Speaker 4: started to feel like I was unhealthy, and I just
Speaker 4: gradually just stopped.
Speaker 2: I didn't hit like a rock bottom.
Speaker 4: And oh okay, I did a diet that involved not
Speaker 4: drinking and realized I felt better.
Speaker 2: And I'm just like I'm done, and I've decided I'm
Speaker 2: not going to ever do it again. That's great, but
Speaker 2: I'm not mad at it, and.
Speaker 4: I know it a good times, but I'm better at Also,
Speaker 4: during shows, I remember all my jokes. I'm seeing all
Speaker 4: these other benefits where it's like, you know.
Speaker 5: I'm not a stand up, but it seems like remembering
Speaker 5: your jokes during a show is like like up there
Speaker 5: on the list of priorities.
Speaker 4: Yes, And I feel like I was getting worse and
Speaker 4: worse at it and needing more little notes and cheat
Speaker 4: sheets and especially for doing like an hour long show,
Speaker 4: and like, I don't I right now in this moment,
Speaker 4: I can't think of one of my jokes that was
Speaker 4: starting to happen.
Speaker 2: And it also I.
Speaker 4: Wasn't connecting it with the fact that I had seven drinks.
Speaker 2: That's so now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think in general, my brain is just working
Speaker 4: better and no depression, no anger, all those things that
Speaker 4: were a byproduct of this drug going into my brain
Speaker 4: is it's just like, oh yeah, I'm also happy or weird.
Speaker 5: You guys are, We're like almost back in my house.
Speaker 5: Do you can I give you one of these hydration things?
Speaker 5: Do you want to try one?
Speaker 2: You're very sweet? Yes, I actually will.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the strawberry or golden cherry.
Speaker 2: Golden cherry.
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought it was mixed, the mix of the two.
Speaker 3: I was like, that's crazy.
Speaker 5: It's like a half and half ack. There were fifteen
Speaker 5: golden cherries and fifteen strawberries. I think golden cherry that's perfect.
Speaker 5: Like one sure strawberry and we don't work. Yeah. My
Speaker 5: suggestion is you got to put ice in there. I
Speaker 5: do like a NuGen bottle with ice and then I
Speaker 5: also put in like a little bit of extra salt.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, because like the salt helps you from cramping.
Speaker 5: And it's like, you know, it's like the hydration. There's
Speaker 5: no science behind this. There's truly no fucking science at all.
Speaker 5: I might as well be like saying, here are some
Speaker 5: good crystals. Like maybe just for flavor, I put in
Speaker 5: like a little bit of extra salt. Sometimes it's like
Speaker 5: too sweet or too like fake sweet. Oh yeah, So
Speaker 5: just in case, I would say, thrown a little extra salt,
Speaker 5: shake it up with the ice. If you don't like
Speaker 5: the flavor, the coldness kind of like takes away from
Speaker 5: the flavor. You know, it'll just taste of cold.
Speaker 2: And I should save this for post exertion.
Speaker 5: I think you want to do one of the one
Speaker 5: of the big things about hydration is you want to
Speaker 5: make sure you're hydrating up to the event and also during. Okay,
Speaker 5: so you want to drink a lot of water beforehand.
Speaker 5: But also I usually like throw that in in the middle.
Speaker 2: I've been also taking protein powder right before I go
Speaker 2: to bed. Is that right or wrong?
Speaker 3: The doctor?
Speaker 5: I think, no, excuse me, I'm so I went to
Speaker 5: the theater school for doctors. I believe that you were
Speaker 5: supposed to take protein powder more towards like a post exercise.
Speaker 2: I think you are right.
Speaker 5: I don't know that, like I don't know that your
Speaker 5: body processes it well overnight, but again, right, I will
Speaker 5: reluctantly agree.
Speaker 2: I think that I am.
Speaker 4: I think you are right, and I still I take
Speaker 4: it beforehand just as motivation to not get into my
Speaker 4: exercise clothes and then just sit on my couch once
Speaker 4: I take my little pill that's supposed to make me strong,
Speaker 4: and like, well now I have to go. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: that's that's what I'm doing. You just eating the raw
Speaker 4: ass powder. Oh they're little pills, are they really?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Like a muscle guy like testosterone.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just I bought them because I thought they would
Speaker 2: motivate me.
Speaker 5: I love it. Yeah, that's a great idea. Yeah, this
Speaker 5: was so fun.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for being a guest on the show.
Speaker 3: For real. I was so excited when I saw your
Speaker 3: name because I listened to your episode that you did
Speaker 3: with Bridger and I said no gifts and it was
Speaker 3: so funny and I was like, that's cool that he
Speaker 3: did that. And then I saw you on ours and
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, this is the greatest.
Speaker 5: I mean this like it came up and I was like,
Speaker 5: I think one of the things having been on like
Speaker 5: some podcasts in the past where it ends up as
Speaker 5: being like, hey, so now that you're here in my
Speaker 5: back office, right, just tell me everything. And I didn't
Speaker 5: like this seems like it's like such a good bit,
Speaker 5: like let's go run an errand let's drive around for
Speaker 5: a minute. That just seems like such a fun thing
Speaker 5: to do. So it's true.
Speaker 3: First, it's a true hang.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a true hang. I really appreciate it. Yeah,
Speaker 5: thank you guys.
Speaker 2: And I and I'm sorry I didn't say hi at
Speaker 2: the golf thing we were at.
Speaker 5: I'll lose my number.
Speaker 2: It's next time. No, I've already got it. It's in
Speaker 2: my phone. I'll see it. Roosevelt all right, I'll see
Speaker 2: you guys later. Thanks, thank you, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: You he was great.
Speaker 3: He's so great.
Speaker 4: I just want to say, And I like that sweater.
Speaker 4: I should have told him, I'm gonna go tell him that.
Speaker 3: Was such a youth sweater.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 3: And he had a big old mustache, did he You didn't.
Speaker 2: See why isn't he my friend?
Speaker 4: We could golf together and talk about our mustache and
Speaker 4: then our sweaters.
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