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Speaker 1: Second date update. The girl on the phone for a
Speaker 1: second date update. Today had her first date at one
Speaker 1: of the craziest places possible. People are popping pills left
Speaker 1: and rights, lots of group activity, if you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, and everybody's inhibitions are lowered, mostly because of dementia.
Speaker 1: She went to the retirement home. She went to the
Speaker 1: retirement Wow, it's amazing how all those things are the same.
Speaker 1: I know. Yeah, they're having fun over there. Kara is
Speaker 1: on the phone and apparently her first date with this
Speaker 1: dude was at the retirement home. I want to hear
Speaker 1: more about that in a second. That's an interesting date, Kara.
Speaker 1: How are you okay? The first thing that comes to
Speaker 1: my mind is you're like a gold digger date in
Speaker 1: a ninety two year old Alzheimer's patient. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: The guy I know. I went on a date with
Speaker 1: a guy who volunteer. There's a good person. How do
Speaker 1: you meet him? Well, okay, when we met on an
Speaker 1: app and you know, he was funny and we got along.
Speaker 1: Like he plays a bunch of team sports, like he
Speaker 1: does a bunch of like those kind of leagues, and
Speaker 1: I do too, and it's fun. So we kind of
Speaker 1: talked about that stuff and we think we may have
Speaker 1: played each other before. That's a kind of funny. Okay.
Speaker 1: So how did he strike up the idea to go
Speaker 1: on a date at the retirement home? Well, that wasn't it.
Speaker 1: He was like, let's meet up and he just said
Speaker 1: a street corner. Hum, well, that's scary. You need a
Speaker 1: dude on an app And he's like, just meet me
Speaker 1: at the corner of whatever and whatever. I mean pretty much,
Speaker 1: but I didn't read it like that, you know, like
Speaker 1: when he texted, so I didn't sound creepy at the time. Okay,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I mean he wanted to surprise me and
Speaker 1: I was up for it. So yeah, because surprise, this
Speaker 1: can be fun. Yeah, they can also be scary, yeah,
Speaker 1: either one. But this turned out to be a fun surprise. Huh. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So we first met up and we walked for a
Speaker 1: bit and then he just said I'm going to bring
Speaker 1: you somewhere. So I was like, okay, you know, and
Speaker 1: I thought well, we're going to a restaurant or something,
Speaker 1: and instead that's when he took me to a retirement
Speaker 1: home and I was like, oh, okay, yeah he said, well,
Speaker 1: he said he volunteers there sometimes. And then I was
Speaker 1: like skeptical, like that this was going to be fun
Speaker 1: at all, Like I just thought it was going to
Speaker 1: be lame, like and you know, he's going to try
Speaker 1: to teach me something or whatever and like a life lesson.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, But did he know all the like,
Speaker 1: was he friends with all the old people in there? Yes? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have to be sort of cool like all the time.
Speaker 1: I would fall instantly in love with him. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: old people are so cute and like someone who volunteers
Speaker 1: and not like out walking in your way or screwing
Speaker 1: up airport lines things like that. Yeah, a few people
Speaker 1: in a confined space, old people can be varied. Did
Speaker 1: you cut her nice? So? Did you enjoy the retirement home? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean my grandfather passed away pretty recently and it
Speaker 1: kind of reminded me of him, and that that was cute.
Speaker 1: And I don't know, and he was sweet, like Corey
Speaker 1: was sweet. He was nice to them. They really got him.
Speaker 1: And we ate dinner with them. It was a wholesome time,
Speaker 1: like we played card games. It was all like, you know,
Speaker 1: but we did. We had one kind of awkward moment
Speaker 1: and it was like this woman who he you know,
Speaker 1: who lives there. She was like, are you a boyfriend
Speaker 1: and girlfriend? And you sort of said no, this kind
Speaker 1: of our first date and she's like, well you should
Speaker 1: kiss so yeah, gladdy, Yeah, she wanted some action. Yea,
Speaker 1: you know they are fight. If you've heard about the
Speaker 1: STD reports, apparently you got to watch her. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: retirement home. So did you guys make out in front
Speaker 1: of him? No? I mean this is sort of his
Speaker 1: awkward pack on the cheek, you know. Um. And then
Speaker 1: the lady she clapped, that's really sweet. Why was that awkward? Though?
Speaker 1: It was just like, you know, like, are your boyfriend
Speaker 1: and it was just like I don't know each other
Speaker 1: and then being forced to kiss with old peering eyes
Speaker 1: looking at you. So was that the most uncomfortable moment
Speaker 1: of the evening? Yeah, I mean it was fine. And
Speaker 1: then when we were leaving, he walked me back to
Speaker 1: my car and he kissed me for real. Well, oh,
Speaker 1: and that old lady popped up from the car seat
Speaker 1: in the back. I was like, yeah, the job, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was up and you'd really get after it. No, No,
Speaker 1: how was the kiss? Yeah it was good. I mean
Speaker 1: it was just it wasn't like a big thing, but
Speaker 1: it was just really nice. It was like first state, Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: got it. But now it's been a week and he's
Speaker 1: like we're texting here and there, but he's not asking
Speaker 1: me out again. Okay. And if you tried to, like
Speaker 1: hint or have you asked him out? No, But it
Speaker 1: just feels kind of like I've been here before, Like
Speaker 1: you know when you're on these apps, like you go
Speaker 1: out like it's your job, right, So it's like and
Speaker 1: I can tell that there's no he's not really in
Speaker 1: any hurry to go out again. Like something's off and
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is. So that's why I
Speaker 1: wanted you guys to help me find out, like what's up.
Speaker 1: And you were kind and excited about all the old people, right,
Speaker 1: because maybe this is like some sort of tests that
Speaker 1: he does with women to see, well they could be.
Speaker 1: It could be, but at the same time, like it
Speaker 1: was just so nice, like we just kind of hung
Speaker 1: out and played cards and like talked about stuff and
Speaker 1: it was just really it was easy. Yeah. Yeah, there
Speaker 1: wasn't any like in the back of my mind now
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, was that a test? I don't know, but
Speaker 1: I don't think so. It just didn't. It seemed like
Speaker 1: it was just like, this is something that's important to him.
Speaker 1: But you were you were good with the old folks.
Speaker 1: He didn't try to like fight one of them. No.
Speaker 1: All right, well we'll play a song and then come
Speaker 1: back and call him to get your second date up date. Okay, okay, alight,
Speaker 1: hang on looking jubil in the morning if you're just
Speaker 1: joining us. Kara is on the phone, and Kara told
Speaker 1: us all about her first date with a dude named Corey.
Speaker 1: They spent it in Heaven's waiting room, otherwise known as
Speaker 1: a rest home. Yeah, because Corey, I guess, the dude
Speaker 1: that she went out with volunteers at that rest home
Speaker 1: and he wanted to take her on a date there
Speaker 1: so they could spend time with some of the people
Speaker 1: that live there and they just hung out, had dinner,
Speaker 1: played cards and she said it was actually a lot
Speaker 1: of fun. And Kara, I don't want you to blow this.
Speaker 1: I want you to get a second date I really do. Okay,
Speaker 1: are you so invested well, because Kara, you have an
Speaker 1: opportunity here that I don't think you realize. All right,
Speaker 1: retire holmes are really a great opportunity if you can
Speaker 1: get in because you can steal a lot of stuff
Speaker 1: from those people, like jewelry and stuff they don't even
Speaker 1: know what they have, like you can, really and once
Speaker 1: you're on the inside, it's hard to get in there.
Speaker 1: Now that you're on the inside, this could be a
Speaker 1: great opportunity not only for love, but also to acquire
Speaker 1: some awesome jewelry. You are so after you awful. I mean,
Speaker 1: I thought at least you're gonna say you're gonna try
Speaker 1: to get in on somebody's will, not just up and
Speaker 1: steal from them. But they're still a lie. I got
Speaker 1: a buddy who works so when he sells bedpants wholesale,
Speaker 1: it's a ton of cash. So it's a great financial
Speaker 1: opportunity for you as well. Kara, Good chip, good chips,
Speaker 1: Thank you, you're welcome. Any last words before we call
Speaker 1: Corey and see why he isn't calling you back for
Speaker 1: a second date. This one felt like a little different,
Speaker 1: like it was like we had you know, we had chemistry.
Speaker 1: It felt like it was going in the way that
Speaker 1: we like go out again at least, but it's just
Speaker 1: been fading and I don't know why. And Okay, so
Speaker 1: you like this guy and you definitely felt the central
Speaker 1: Yeah for sure. Okay, Well, I'm gonna doll his phone
Speaker 1: number right now and see if we can get them
Speaker 1: on the phone. Here we go. Hello, Hi, gonna speak
Speaker 1: to Corey please speaking. Who's this Corey? This is Jewel
Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show.
Speaker 1: How are you doing today? Sorry, I don't know why
Speaker 1: I said it like that. Sorry, Corey, I'm okay. Why
Speaker 1: are you guys calling me? Well, because we got an
Speaker 1: email about you from one of our listeners and they
Speaker 1: just said we had to call Corey and talk to them.
Speaker 1: I don't know why something like that either. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I think you guys might have like the wrong person. Um, well,
Speaker 1: I have a phone number here with this number that
Speaker 1: I just called, and it says their name is Corey
Speaker 1: and it says that they volunteer at a retirement home
Speaker 1: from time time. Yeah, that's me. Okay, so your old folks, Corey.
Speaker 1: I guess I don't I don't think is funny anything.
Speaker 1: It's very amusing. Corey. We're calling because we do a
Speaker 1: segment on our show it's called the second Date Update.
Speaker 1: So we got an email from Kara, who you went
Speaker 1: on a date with to that retirement home, right right, right, um,
Speaker 1: And Kara wants to know why you haven't asked her
Speaker 1: out on a second date yet. She says, like she
Speaker 1: can sense that you're like falling off. Uh. Well, to
Speaker 1: be honest, I think like if I was to go
Speaker 1: out with her, it would be more casual than a relationship.
Speaker 1: I don't know if she's like exactly the right girl
Speaker 1: for me. So is it like you're not looking for
Speaker 1: a relationship or it's her? Oh I am, I am
Speaker 1: because I am single. But at the same time, like, um,
Speaker 1: how do I say this? Just the ladies at the
Speaker 1: Old Folks Home. I volunte here there a lot, and
Speaker 1: they're like a big part of my life. They just
Speaker 1: don't think that she was right for me. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: So they're hating they're block in her. They just noticed
Speaker 1: a few things and they just didn't think that it
Speaker 1: was in my best interest or that it would work out.
Speaker 1: Like over the years, I've been volunteering there a lot,
Speaker 1: and it's kind of like having numerous grandparents like looking
Speaker 1: out for you on why why? What specifics did they
Speaker 1: give the old ladies on why she isn't right for you? Um?
Speaker 1: Some of the stuff they said was like her outfit,
Speaker 1: it might have been a little inappropriate, all right, judge
Speaker 1: Betty's outfit. And did you tell them that she didn't
Speaker 1: know she was going to a retirement home. She probably
Speaker 1: would have dressed differently if she knew that that was
Speaker 1: what was on the agenda. I did, I did. But yeah, seriously,
Speaker 1: she was wearing a skirt and like had her midriff
Speaker 1: showing a little bit, you know. Okay, so it's just
Speaker 1: kind of sexy. Yeah, yeah, she dressed like for a
Speaker 1: first date. You guys, Like they kind of didn't like
Speaker 1: that her skirt was so low and that her belly
Speaker 1: button was showing. I can kind of see that because
Speaker 1: not everybody has a belly button in the world. They
Speaker 1: don't dress like that in the retirement home. That's how
Speaker 1: I pictured it. I mean, everybody had the belly button,
Speaker 1: but you didn't go around flashing it, you know. Okay. Besides,
Speaker 1: besides besides that, did they name other things. Well, now
Speaker 1: these are their words, not mine, but remember their words.
Speaker 1: They said the makeup was to hookery, hookery old women. Okay,
Speaker 1: sounds just like old women to me, didn't I take
Speaker 1: the judge off it? That sounds like how they would talk.
Speaker 1: I think she's fuckery. Why did you not defend her
Speaker 1: or stand up for her? I'm just saying, these old
Speaker 1: ladies they give me good advice, you know, and I
Speaker 1: can't have them disgusted by my significant other. Now we've
Speaker 1: moved on disgusted. You said earlier, it's like you have
Speaker 1: a bunch of grandparents, so if you date her seriously,
Speaker 1: you feel like you'd be letting down your grandma's basically, yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I just feel like you really need to school them
Speaker 1: in how a woman's dress does not indicate whether or
Speaker 1: not she sleeps around. I mean, like you've been around
Speaker 1: old people, it's hard to change their minds. And also,
Speaker 1: who am I to argue with them? Like they have
Speaker 1: so much experience, you know, like, yeah, who knows how
Speaker 1: many hookers they've been with? Probably a lot. You know,
Speaker 1: you have no idea that they might be very school
Speaker 1: than that. Well, guess what, Corey, you know who might
Speaker 1: find this information interesting Kara, And she's actually on the
Speaker 1: other line listening to this conversation and wants to talk
Speaker 1: to you. Are you kidding me? No, I'm not. Are
Speaker 1: you still there, Kara, Yeah, I'm here. Are you pissed?
Speaker 1: I'm pissed for you. Well, first of all, this was
Speaker 1: a surprise. You said the date was a surprise. So
Speaker 1: I'm thinking we're going to a bar and like it's
Speaker 1: a fort, like you know my pictures, you know what
Speaker 1: I look like. You didn't think that maybe it would
Speaker 1: be a good idea to let me know, like I
Speaker 1: don't know, like dress like you would if we were
Speaker 1: going to church, of course, that would have been an
Speaker 1: interesting like text back of forth would have gone on
Speaker 1: that day. Okay, okay, I think you need to calm
Speaker 1: down a little bit. All right, just calm down down,
Speaker 1: Calm down, hookers, don't calm down that. Those weren't even
Speaker 1: my words, those were their words. I'm just explaining what
Speaker 1: had happened. Also, like my outfit was a big like
Speaker 1: it was a skirt and like middraft like kind of shows,
Speaker 1: but not really like it wasn't even I mean you
Speaker 1: see my pictures, Like there's crazier looks than what I
Speaker 1: had on that day. So does she me way more
Speaker 1: hooker if you wanted? Yeah, pretty much. I'm just saying
Speaker 1: you did dress a little provocatively and they kind of
Speaker 1: picked up on that, and I have to kind of
Speaker 1: go with that because they're conservative a little bit like me,
Speaker 1: you know, so conservative like you? Okay, Okay, so they
Speaker 1: think you're like pure is the driven snow? Right? That's
Speaker 1: the saying like, what if I told them that we
Speaker 1: had phone sex and what if I told them all
Speaker 1: the filthy things you said on the floor? Would they
Speaker 1: think that you're conservative? Now? Ok yeah? What would the
Speaker 1: gals down at the retirement home do with that knowledge?
Speaker 1: Somebody's a little two faced? Well that was that was
Speaker 1: something that was private within us, that wasn't out in
Speaker 1: the public. We're not going out like that, okay, So
Speaker 1: it's cool for you. Can I say this stuff on
Speaker 1: the radio? I probably shouldn't, you know what. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna go for a week about whatever you say. I
Speaker 1: would appreciate if you didn't tell everybody what I said,
Speaker 1: because that was private and that was between you and me.
Speaker 1: I thought we had like a moment, you know, not
Speaker 1: to be sure moment. Yeah, no, I'm gonna because if
Speaker 1: i'm if I'm hookery, then obviously I bring that out
Speaker 1: in you because you couldn't keep from talking about this
Speaker 1: eye if you're and what you were gonna do with it? Again,
Speaker 1: that was private between you and I like a moment,
Speaker 1: But now I want to know what are you gonna
Speaker 1: do with it? Yeah? They want to compare notes. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying the ladies maybe they do have a point
Speaker 1: because look at this, because this is the type of
Speaker 1: behavior that they're talking about, you know. Okay, again she's
Speaker 1: the hookery one here. This is so ridiculous, Like do
Speaker 1: you know what here it is? Do you have any idea? Right?
Speaker 1: Things like out on the radio in front of millions
Speaker 1: of people, you called me a hooker on the radio.
Speaker 1: So I didn't call you that and I did not
Speaker 1: ever say that, because that's not what I feel his
Speaker 1: old gal pals did, right heart? Yeah part of his group. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask a question anyway, Corey, would you go
Speaker 1: on a second date with Kara? Will pay for it?
Speaker 1: You know what? I don't think that would be the
Speaker 1: best idea. Yeah, I think all of this is not
Speaker 1: working out like how anybody planned. That's fine, you're a
Speaker 1: nice guy, like I wish you could time try all
Speaker 1: to go find someone for you. So, sweetheart, you're on
Speaker 1: the phone on the radio trying to get a hold
Speaker 1: of me. So maybe you should time travel and go
Speaker 1: back to where so what to what before you made
Speaker 1: this phone call and embarrass yourself in front of the world. No,
Speaker 1: I don't want to go out with you. It's a
Speaker 1: short time. Try to get offensive. You can try to
Speaker 1: be angry, but I'm not responding to their calls, and
Speaker 1: maybe you should stop trying to get a hold of
Speaker 1: me through the media. The only thing that I really
Speaker 1: find offensive is that you called us the media that's
Speaker 1: broken jewel in the morning,