1 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:09,280 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's launching the first inconvenience store. 2 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:12,640 Speaker 2: It's only open half an hour a week. 3 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:19,040 Speaker 1: Inconvenience on Mondays at one in the afternoon, and they 4 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:23,479 Speaker 1: only accept cashier's checks. 5 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:24,000 Speaker 2: Good luck. 6 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:27,200 Speaker 1: It's Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news 7 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:29,960 Speaker 1: stories around the world, just like everyone else does, except 8 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,080 Speaker 1: we have a laser and those other. 9 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:35,040 Speaker 2: Sliper derbs just don't. This first laser store is out 10 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:35,560 Speaker 2: of Spain. 11 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:39,840 Speaker 1: Thirty year old woman sent her mother a terrifying video 12 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:43,040 Speaker 1: where she was blindfolded as someone was holding a knife 13 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:46,280 Speaker 1: to her throat, and she was saying she'd been kidnapped 14 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:47,840 Speaker 1: and doesn't know why. 15 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:49,400 Speaker 2: Oh my god. 16 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:52,280 Speaker 3: Nice of the kidnappers to let her take a video 17 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:53,520 Speaker 3: and send it to her mom. 18 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:56,320 Speaker 1: Well, then she added, if her mother says anything to 19 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:58,400 Speaker 1: the police, the kidnappers would kill her. 20 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:02,760 Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is crazy. 21 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:06,360 Speaker 1: Just one big problem with her story. This was exactly 22 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:09,840 Speaker 1: the fourth time she told her mom she'd been kidnapped, 23 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:13,000 Speaker 1: and the three before this one were all fake. 24 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:17,039 Speaker 2: Lived a lot. 25 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:18,360 Speaker 3: I would not believe her. 26 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:21,919 Speaker 1: Well, hold on cuz they did work those three other times. 27 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:25,120 Speaker 1: Mom gave her supposed kidnappers a total of forty five 28 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:27,600 Speaker 1: thousand dollars. 29 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:30,720 Speaker 3: Snappers. You cannot do this to your mother. I just 30 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:34,440 Speaker 3: know that. It's a lot of stingy. Yeah. 31 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:38,039 Speaker 1: She was even caught back then when the police found 32 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:40,319 Speaker 1: her and her accomplices living it up at a casino. 33 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:46,440 Speaker 1: So you think mom would not pay up this time around, Okay, 34 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:52,600 Speaker 1: but you'd be wrong because she did. Parents ever, it's like, okay, 35 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:55,000 Speaker 1: we get it, and this happens all the time. Luckily, 36 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:58,200 Speaker 1: somehow the authorities caught wind of it, started investigating, and 37 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:01,120 Speaker 1: the woman with her four accomplices were arrested for trying 38 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:03,760 Speaker 1: to extort another fifty grand from the mother. 39 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:05,600 Speaker 2: Wow, as they should. 40 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:08,640 Speaker 3: That's awful. I lie to my mom one time about 41 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:10,600 Speaker 3: staying at a friend's house and she calls me out 42 00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:10,840 Speaker 3: on it. 43 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:16,960 Speaker 1: A local news reporter started her report by saying, have 44 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:18,920 Speaker 1: you ever wondered how many times you can fake your 45 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:21,720 Speaker 1: own kidnapping and get away with it? Well, the answer 46 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:27,680 Speaker 1: we found is four more at eleven. More specific, Mom, 47 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:30,079 Speaker 1: I need you to buy four first class tickets to 48 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:30,480 Speaker 1: the ball. 49 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,160 Speaker 2: Here's the names listed. 50 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:37,560 Speaker 1: Nextually as their stories out of India, A local village 51 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:41,240 Speaker 1: spent months dealing with daily energy cuts like the lights 52 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:42,639 Speaker 1: in the power would go out for two to three 53 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:48,119 Speaker 1: hours and nobody could figure out why. After weeks of investigation, 54 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:52,200 Speaker 1: officials finally discovered the reason had nothing to do with energy. 55 00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:53,440 Speaker 2: Sources or electricity. 56 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:56,960 Speaker 1: Turns out the outages were done on purpose by a 57 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:00,040 Speaker 1: young man who was desperate to meet his girlfriend in 58 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:00,600 Speaker 1: the dark. 59 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:07,360 Speaker 3: I mean, I guess he's definitely a duo. 60 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:09,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, his name Sunita. 61 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:12,120 Speaker 1: He's an electrician in the village, and he was cutting 62 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:14,480 Speaker 1: power so the two of them could sneak off to 63 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:16,400 Speaker 1: a local school and make out for. 64 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:17,000 Speaker 2: A while. 65 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:19,560 Speaker 3: In the school. 66 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:23,079 Speaker 1: He didn't want to see her face though, while apparently 67 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:26,200 Speaker 1: the residents had had enough and banded together. The next 68 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:28,160 Speaker 1: time the lights went off and they caught them in 69 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:28,680 Speaker 1: the act. 70 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:32,799 Speaker 3: Oh, that's got to be a little embarrassing. 71 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:33,440 Speaker 2: Witnesses say. 72 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,720 Speaker 1: The man was then paraded around the village, where he 73 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:39,640 Speaker 1: admitted to what he was doing. Ultimately, the villagers convinced 74 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:40,640 Speaker 1: the couple to get married. 75 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:44,240 Speaker 2: Oh, I did not expect culture. 76 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:47,280 Speaker 1: They no longer have to sneak around anywhere, and the 77 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,400 Speaker 1: lights have stayed on ever since. 78 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:52,040 Speaker 3: That's actually a really sweet story. 79 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:54,040 Speaker 2: Diff dislikes it because she keeps the. 80 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,840 Speaker 3: Lights on absolutely. I love it with the lights on. 81 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:01,880 Speaker 2: His mex Lizer shows out a Thaie Land. 82 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:06,240 Speaker 1: A thirty two year old woman named Apron Meeking was 83 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:09,200 Speaker 1: planning a trip with her friends when she thought before 84 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:11,280 Speaker 1: she left that she was going to get new. 85 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:15,200 Speaker 2: Eyebrows to look pretty. Oh Meeking said. 86 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:18,440 Speaker 1: A friend suggested a budget shop for me, saying they 87 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:21,440 Speaker 1: had a bogo deal two tattooed eyebrows for the price 88 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:21,760 Speaker 1: of one. 89 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:26,760 Speaker 3: Don't want budget. The eyebrows is one especially tattooed. Those 90 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:28,240 Speaker 3: aren't going away any type. 91 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:31,280 Speaker 1: So she did it, and after the procedure, she looked 92 00:04:31,279 --> 00:04:34,880 Speaker 1: in the mirror and was completely speechless. The tattoo shop 93 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:38,560 Speaker 1: went overboard and gave her four eyebrows instead of two. 94 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:42,239 Speaker 2: Oh rows, I mean. 95 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:44,320 Speaker 3: If one is bad, if you only have one eyebrow 96 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:45,920 Speaker 3: that's bad, then four must be great. 97 00:04:46,279 --> 00:04:49,160 Speaker 2: She always looked shocked, and it is. 98 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:52,839 Speaker 1: Cool if you want four eyebrows, but she didn't, so 99 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:55,919 Speaker 1: she went back to the shop where they just filled 100 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:57,159 Speaker 1: in the gap between. 101 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:01,640 Speaker 2: Huge giant eyebrows. 102 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:04,760 Speaker 1: Why didn't you go back to the same show, girl, 103 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:08,680 Speaker 1: you look like a statue. 104 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:11,239 Speaker 3: She's pretty. 105 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:17,200 Speaker 1: She then sought to have the botched brows removed, but 106 00:05:17,279 --> 00:05:20,080 Speaker 1: the next day she discovered the clinic has had shut down. 107 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:25,120 Speaker 3: She went back ain't gowhere removed. 108 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:28,000 Speaker 2: She was not able to contact the owners. 109 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:32,200 Speaker 1: Today's people who don't learn their lesson, like between the 110 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:36,200 Speaker 1: kidnapping mother and lay me. King said she felt so 111 00:05:36,279 --> 00:05:40,240 Speaker 1: insecure that she hid in her home for months, But 112 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:43,920 Speaker 1: after learning about the incident online, another tattoo artist offered 113 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:46,080 Speaker 1: to fix her brows for free. 114 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:50,400 Speaker 2: Man. He gave her new ones six eyebrows. 115 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:52,719 Speaker 3: Now, I mean it was free. The last one was 116 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:53,680 Speaker 3: only a Bogo deal. 117 00:05:54,279 --> 00:05:56,560 Speaker 1: It was a procedure that took three months as the 118 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:59,360 Speaker 1: old ink had to be removed and faded before tattooing 119 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:02,360 Speaker 1: new eyebrows was on. But now Making says she's happy 120 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:04,159 Speaker 1: again and can lead a normal life. 121 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:07,000 Speaker 3: Oh man, she's always going to be known as the 122 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:07,960 Speaker 3: quad brow girl. 123 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:11,720 Speaker 2: This next Lazer story is out of snooze, HQ. 124 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:14,280 Speaker 3: Oh let's go there. 125 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:17,159 Speaker 1: You've probably heard someone say, just imagine all the stuff 126 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:19,239 Speaker 1: I could get done if I didn't have to sleep. 127 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:23,560 Speaker 3: See, I would take out going to the bathroom. I 128 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:26,520 Speaker 3: think the big wasted time. Oh man, I've always did 129 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:28,839 Speaker 3: a thing I love sleep, sleep. 130 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:30,800 Speaker 1: Well, a new pole has more than six thousand adults. 131 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:33,560 Speaker 1: If you could eliminate your own need for sleep, would 132 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:37,440 Speaker 1: you do it? Forty nine percent said no, they wouldn't 133 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:41,000 Speaker 1: bother it's nice, thirty percent said yes, they'd still sleep, 134 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:48,919 Speaker 1: and twenty one percent we're sure sure why why. 135 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:51,120 Speaker 2: They answer why are you doing this? Just don't answer it, 136 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:51,800 Speaker 2: walk away. 137 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:55,040 Speaker 3: This is a tougher question that's mine. 138 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:56,560 Speaker 2: Just don't put an answer down. 139 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,960 Speaker 3: I mean sometimes I need to go to sleep just 140 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:01,520 Speaker 3: so I can wake up in a sleep is so fun. 141 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:03,520 Speaker 2: Literally, the first thing I do morning when I wake 142 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:05,640 Speaker 2: up is go man. I can't wait to do that again. Yeah, 143 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:08,000 Speaker 2: it's the best part of my driving to work. I'll 144 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:11,120 Speaker 2: tell you, no driving jazz for what it's worth. 145 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:14,640 Speaker 1: Men are far more likely to continue sleeping than women are. 146 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,040 Speaker 1: Thirty seven percent of men would do it, only twenty 147 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:19,600 Speaker 1: three percent of women. But the biggest disparity is a 148 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:23,800 Speaker 1: person's age. Younger people surveyed between eighteen and twenty nine 149 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:26,880 Speaker 1: were much more likely to want to continue sleeping. 150 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:29,480 Speaker 3: Really really be the other way. I find my dad's 151 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:33,080 Speaker 3: sleeping everywhere. That man can fall asleep no matter where 152 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:33,600 Speaker 3: he's at. 153 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:36,280 Speaker 1: But Dad's like him so early, and then they drag 154 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:38,320 Speaker 1: about it, and then they fall asleep by now, and then. 155 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:40,920 Speaker 3: You're at lunch with them and wait, dad, yeah, dad. 156 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:44,840 Speaker 1: See the difference is that's not by choice. Oh, that's 157 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:48,080 Speaker 1: a total accident. But as people age, they're more willing 158 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:50,640 Speaker 1: to give up sleep, to the point where only seventeen 159 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:53,800 Speaker 1: percent of people sixty five and older say they'd continue 160 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:55,840 Speaker 1: sleeping if their body didn't have to do it. 161 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:59,840 Speaker 3: Enjoy every there's not much time left. 162 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:03,400 Speaker 2: Or they're like, I want to watch my program. I'll 163 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:04,559 Speaker 2: sleep when I'm dead. 164 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:07,920 Speaker 1: You know, some people can do stuff while they sleep, 165 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:10,760 Speaker 1: Like people are sleepwalkers, some are sleep talkers. 166 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:15,160 Speaker 2: And then there's this guy. Well he works out in 167 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:15,679 Speaker 2: his sleep. 168 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:16,560 Speaker 3: That's impressive. 169 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:19,440 Speaker 1: Why do you think Sheelle is looking so trimmed? Oh 170 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:24,240 Speaker 1: he's a fit guy. I mean, Lazer Stories has come 171 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:25,840 Speaker 1: to an end for the day. We'll do it again, 172 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:27,560 Speaker 1: same time on Monday.