Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone.
Speaker 2: Tappen, Daniello, what's this phone tap all about?
Speaker 3: Well, Dorene email does and said, my sister Carol hates
Speaker 3: going to church on Sundays, but she's forced to go
Speaker 3: because she's the sponsor to my daughter Colleen for confirmation.
Speaker 3: So you call her and you tell her that she's
Speaker 3: a bad Catholic and you know it, so she can't
Speaker 3: be the confirmation sponsor anymore. Okay, So Daniel's going to
Speaker 3: start to call, playing the part of Mary from the church.
Speaker 2: Then you'll hear Doreen call her sister Carol and we'll
Speaker 2: listen in. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, Hi, may I speak to Carol? Hi Carol,
Speaker 3: This is Mary Green from the Assintiment Church church.
Speaker 2: Yeah, church of the You you don't know the church?
Speaker 3: You're going to be someone's confirmation sponsor at the church.
Speaker 2: Does that refresh your memory?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I have no idea the name of my niece's church.
Speaker 2: Okay, remember the name of my kids?
Speaker 1: I called them all different things.
Speaker 3: Oh well then, okay, anyway, that might be a little
Speaker 3: problem because I need to talk to you about something
Speaker 3: I know in May, the confirmation of Colleen Elizabeth Russell
Speaker 3: will be taking place.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 3: Colleen has informed us that you hate going to church.
Speaker 3: That's a start.
Speaker 1: I go to church every Sunday.
Speaker 3: I'm concerned because you're her confirmation sponsor, and if you're
Speaker 3: not a good Catholic, then maybe we should find somebody else.
Speaker 1: You know what. I would love to talk to you
Speaker 1: about this, except my five year old is going to
Speaker 1: school in about two minutes.
Speaker 3: Can you call me tomorrow.
Speaker 2: I'll give you a call tomorrow morning about ten fifteen.
Speaker 3: Okay, great, okay, thanks, all right, bye, all right, we're
Speaker 3: gonna call her back and then you're gonna do all
Speaker 3: the talking.
Speaker 1: Okay. Hello, Hi, I just got a phone call from
Speaker 1: Church of the Assision.
Speaker 3: That's my church.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I didn't know that's the name of your church.
Speaker 1: So well, it seems as though she overheard Colleen talking
Speaker 1: to our friends saying that I was a joke of
Speaker 1: a sponsor and I don't even go to church church,
Speaker 1: I hate church. I'm forced to go to church. So
Speaker 1: it's kind of true. Well, I don't really care if
Speaker 1: it's true, for it isn't true. You know, she's gonna
Speaker 1: have to pick another sponsor. Now. I mean, I'm honestly,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of passive if she'd have called me up
Speaker 1: and tell me I'm not.
Speaker 3: A good Catholic. I mean, not for nothing. But you
Speaker 3: don't really go to church. I mean, so whose business
Speaker 3: is that? Well, maybe you.
Speaker 2: Could prove to Mary that you're a good Catholic. I
Speaker 2: do you what, I don't know.
Speaker 1: There's some good deeds or something, break through some good deeds,
Speaker 1: let me die. I was so close to saying, well,
Speaker 1: she's really very nice.
Speaker 2: So I don't know why she would be like that.
Speaker 1: Yea, it only puts Colleen in a mind I could
Speaker 1: give it either way.
Speaker 3: Will it'd be nice if you were her sponsor.
Speaker 1: Can I didn't mind that, But she's the one who's
Speaker 1: messing it up, not me.
Speaker 3: Let me see if I can get.
Speaker 2: Her on the line.
Speaker 1: Now, okay, hello, yeah.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hi.
Speaker 3: First of all, your sister said you were upset with me,
Speaker 3: which I apologize if I came across in a brash way.
Speaker 3: But the fact is we need somebody who's a good
Speaker 3: Catholic to be a confirmation sponsor.
Speaker 1: You don't know me, and I'm a really offended that
Speaker 1: you keep telling me what kind of Catholic I am,
Speaker 1: and what I do and what I don't do well,
Speaker 1: I apologize. I honestly, this is really upsetting to me.
Speaker 1: I've never had somebody call me up but tell me
Speaker 1: I'm a horrible Catholic.
Speaker 2: I'm trying just to be honest.
Speaker 1: How could you be honest? You don't even know me.
Speaker 3: Well, she does work for the church, Carol, I mean
Speaker 3: you could tell her.
Speaker 1: This is a confession. I don't have to tell somebody, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, if you want to prove that you're
Speaker 3: a good Catholic and you still want to be the
Speaker 3: confirmation sponsor to Colleen.
Speaker 2: We have a soup kitchen.
Speaker 3: Where we need volunteers for community service for three weeks,
Speaker 3: you work six hours a week.
Speaker 1: Great, Mary, you know what, sign me up. Okay, when
Speaker 1: you're watching babysit my three kids, I'll be in your
Speaker 1: soup kitchen.
Speaker 3: Why don't you bring your kids along to the soup kitchen.
Speaker 3: They can help as well.
Speaker 2: If you have an idea.
Speaker 1: My six month old stir a part of soup. Maybe
Speaker 1: she'll vomit in and.
Speaker 3: At the same time, you know what, Carol, Yeah, what
Speaker 3: are you gonna tell me?
Speaker 1: I won the law no, no, I'm not.
Speaker 2: Going to tell you that, but I am going to
Speaker 2: tell you. This is Danielle and you've just been photo.
Speaker 1: Carol.
Speaker 2: You are awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not a stroke.
Speaker 2: Carol, You're so good. You're so good. I love you.
Speaker 1: I tell your payback for a bit.
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