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Speaker 1: On the phone.

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Speaker 2: We've got Kevin, who is a returning player to the game.

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Speaker 2: He's won and cheated against you all time. You have

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Speaker 2: to scream it whenever.

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Speaker 3: You heard that before.

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Speaker 2: Now, Kevin, it was in a hockey tournament last night.

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Speaker 1: Got checked a couple of times. So he's a little

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Speaker 1: bit woozy in the head today. That might bode well

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Speaker 1: for you, Brooke.

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Speaker 3: No, chief, but I definitely got a little bump on

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Speaker 3: the bump on the head.

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Speaker 4: You can't even remember what's on top of your head? Exactly?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Where where is what's this thing?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Exactly? Okay, good luck.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna ask you some questions here, Kevin, So Brook's

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Speaker 2: gonna leave the studio.

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Speaker 4: And Brooke beat a man with an active concussion.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna we're gonna find out. Thirty seconds are on

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Speaker 2: the clock to answer as many as possible. If you

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Speaker 2: don't know when, you could say past. But you have

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Speaker 2: to beat Brook outright if you want to win.

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Speaker 1: Are you ready? I am ready?

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Speaker 4: All?

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Speaker 1: Good luck?

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Speaker 4: I can smell colors.

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Speaker 1: Your time starts now.

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Speaker 2: The longest performing cast member of SNL turns forty five

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Speaker 2: years old today.

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Speaker 1: What's his name, Steve Martin?

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Speaker 2: What household cleaning device is used in the sport of curling.

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Speaker 3: A mop.

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Speaker 2: Name the two scientists on the Muppet Show. One is

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Speaker 2: doctor Bunsen Honeydew.

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Speaker 1: Who's the other Bunsen?

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Speaker 2: What insurance company has an emu as their mascot? I

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Speaker 2: in Monopoly? When you land on go to jail, you're

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Speaker 2: instructed to do two things. Do not pass go and

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Speaker 2: do not collect what.

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Speaker 1: Yes, my god, I think.

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Speaker 2: The head injuries played to your advantage of anything there, Kevin,

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Speaker 2: Oh man, I really haven't cuss.

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Speaker 1: That's okay.

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Speaker 2: You got things to look forward to this summer. Apparently

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Speaker 2: you told our producer you and the family are going

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Speaker 2: to Glacier National Park.

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Speaker 3: That's true, that's true.

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Speaker 1: What's the big attraction there? Nature? Is that talking about

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Speaker 1: sposed to do?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 4: My god?

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Speaker 2: You guys know, dude, it's so crowded now though you

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Speaker 2: have to have reservations.

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Speaker 1: For I know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't even have tickets yet.

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Speaker 4: You have to wait to go into the wilderness.

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Speaker 2: Dude, it's wild though, Yes, you do, you have to wait.

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Speaker 1: I yeah, we'll have fun.

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Speaker 4: Don't you eaten by a grizzly Okay.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, don't answer any of the questions, Brook, we're

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Speaker 3: both promising stuff.

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Speaker 1: All right, here we go, Brook, You're ready, Yeah, I'm ready.

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Speaker 1: Your time starts now.

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Speaker 2: The longest performing cast member of SNL turns forty five

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Speaker 2: years old today.

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Speaker 1: What's his name?

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Speaker 4: Oh past?

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Speaker 2: I don't know what households cleaning device is used in

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Speaker 2: the sport of curling?

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Speaker 4: Uh broo?

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Speaker 2: Name the two scientists on the Muppet Show. One is

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Speaker 2: doctor Bunsen Honeydew. Who's the other?

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Speaker 3: Pass?

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Speaker 2: What insurance company has an emu as their mascot? Uh?

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Speaker 4: God?

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Speaker 3: Stay firm.

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Speaker 2: In monopoly, when you land on go to jail, you're

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Speaker 2: instructed to do two things. Do not pass go and

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Speaker 2: do not collect what payment?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 2: I think actually, Brook may be the more concussed of

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Speaker 2: the two of you have to hear answers.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to the scoreboard and see how you did

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Speaker 2: with Jose. Why is this happening to us?

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Speaker 4: Kevin? You got one correct today? Brother, laughing? Brook? Could

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Speaker 4: you get one? That's all you needed? And that's all

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Speaker 4: you got? All right, let's go barely the TI.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Kevin, I'm not too prideful to be happy

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Speaker 2: about this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go the answers for everybody.

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Speaker 2: Longest performing cast member of SNL turns forty five years

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Speaker 2: old today.

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Speaker 1: He's been on SNL for.

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Speaker 2: Twenty one seasons and neither could remember his name is Michaelson.

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Speaker 4: He's actually not.

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Speaker 3: I mean I know him and once you say it

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Speaker 3: enough to remember his name.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: The household cleaning device you used in a sport of

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Speaker 2: curling is brooms.

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Speaker 1: Come on, mom, Yeah, you don't mop the ice last night.

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Speaker 1: Come on away from in front of those rocks.

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Speaker 2: The two scientists on The Muppet Show are doctor Bunsen

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Speaker 2: Honeydoo and his pal Beaker. The insurance coming in within

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Speaker 2: with an EMU as their mascot is Liberty. Come on, Liberty,

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Speaker 2: liberty and has nothing to do with the name of it,

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Speaker 2: and it's.

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Speaker 4: Their best campaign they've ever done.

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Speaker 1: The Monopoly when you land on go to jail.

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Speaker 2: You're instructed do not pass go and do not collect

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Speaker 2: two hundred.

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Speaker 1: Dollars said money? You said payment?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta say it right.

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Speaker 1: Kevin knew how to say it, so Kevin. Unfortunately that

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Speaker 1: wasn't enough to beat Brooke.

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Speaker 2: But just for playing, you do get a pair of

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Speaker 2: tickets to see comedian Hans Kim perform May twenty fifth

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Speaker 2: at the Snow Qualmi Casino, Seattle's closest casino.

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Speaker 3: I'll take it, thanks.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, everything will be funny if you don't treat that concussion.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd be careful on the ice. Kevin who yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, Kevin A right, guys, I don't know if

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Speaker 1: Kevin you can come back on the time. All right,

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Speaker 1: thank you whom. I We're gonna do that to win

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Speaker 1: Brooks buck the same time on

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Speaker 3: Monday, brook and Jeffrey in the morning