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Speaker 1: It's another J five. Hello, I was looking for Luke. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is Luke. Hey Luke, my name is Casey Rybak.

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Speaker 1: A friend of mine gave me your phone number. Okay, Um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he says that you're a pet specialist. Yes I am. Well,

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Speaker 1: I have a dog, a Golden Lab named Parker, and

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Speaker 1: he is just the greatest dog. Awesome, those are super cute. Yeah. Anyway, Parker,

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Speaker 1: he's never had a girlfriend, and I really want that

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Speaker 1: for him, you know, the whole love story thing, puppies

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Speaker 1: all that, you know, like, uh, you're trying to mate them,

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Speaker 1: You're trying to like get puppies, And well I want

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Speaker 1: him to have puppies. Yeah I do. I do. I

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Speaker 1: think that that would be an important part of his life.

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Speaker 1: So imagine my surprise when a family moved in next

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Speaker 1: door to me and they have this really hot looking

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Speaker 1: female dog. I mean, she's smoking hot for for a dog,

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Speaker 1: of course, um would Um what breed is the dog?

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Speaker 1: Next story? I don't know. Anyway, she's probably the hottest

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Speaker 1: dog I've ever seen. I think she's actually out of

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Speaker 1: his league. So now I'm thinking, like, how do I

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Speaker 1: get Parker to have enough courage to talk to this dog.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm sorry, I am I'm confused about the love thing.

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Speaker 1: I mean dogs. Well, you've been in love before me, yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I have, yes, So I want that for my dog,

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Speaker 1: and I just don't know how to get them to,

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Speaker 1: you know, strike up a doggy conversation or whatever. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I don't know how you make the intro. They don't

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Speaker 1: really fall in love. It's more of a appropriation type thing.

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Speaker 1: So I mean, I mean, there's not really chemistry between dogs. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but no, if you if you saw this other dog though,

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Speaker 1: I mean like, I'm not like she's just super hot.

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Speaker 1: You keep saying that this dog is super high and

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Speaker 1: that a little weird. That's not how I necessarily describe

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Speaker 1: an animal. It's making me a little uncomfortable, to be honest.

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Speaker 1: You've never seen a dog that you thought like, hey,

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Speaker 1: that's a really sexy dog, like if you were another

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Speaker 1: dog you think that they were. Oh, I am No.

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Speaker 1: I think you're just confused on how this whole thing works,

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Speaker 1: and that the whole it doesn't work like that. Well. Look,

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Speaker 1: I know that you're a pet specialist and you're the

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Speaker 1: expert on this whole thing, but I really feel like

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Speaker 1: you don't know what you're talking about. I've been training

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Speaker 1: to do this. I know a lot about animals and

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Speaker 1: especially dogs. Okay, well, anyway, how do I get them

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Speaker 1: to like hang out? Do I need to buy him

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Speaker 1: a really nice collar, or don't race some cologne like

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Speaker 1: in his like butt area? What kind of cologne would

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Speaker 1: be good? Don't do that. Don't do that. That's ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: But I don't want him to blow his chance. My

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Speaker 1: dog is probably not He's a little overweight. You know,

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Speaker 1: his coat is not the shiniest, So I think think

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Speaker 1: that that dog is out of his league him. None

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Speaker 1: of those things matter when it comes to animals like you.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so. Like I could see him walking

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Speaker 1: up to this dog and she's gonna be like, oh,

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Speaker 1: why am I going to talk to you? Give you

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Speaker 1: the time of day when there's plenty of other dogs

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Speaker 1: in the neighborhood who are way cut. Your dog is

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Speaker 1: not looking at other dogs as being cute or sexy

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Speaker 1: or hot, and that you are. You are looking at

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Speaker 1: dogs as they are cute and sexy and hot. And

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Speaker 1: that's where the problem is. I don't want him to

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Speaker 1: be like settled down with some yor kues like thirty

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Speaker 1: pounds overweight, and you know only will touch him on

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Speaker 1: Wednesday nights after they watch their TV show or whatever.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean. Like he's got a chance

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Speaker 1: right now. Listen, stop trying to find romance for your dog.

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Speaker 1: Your dog is gonna find it himself. You know what

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Speaker 1: You're You're being a real jerk about this. I'm being

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Speaker 1: a jerk. You called me and asked me for my advice. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but obviously, Okay, I get it. I get it. You

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Speaker 1: don't think my dog is hot enough to date this

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Speaker 1: other dog, and I think that's never I never said that.

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Speaker 1: You're I'm sure, I'm sure your dog is attractive enough enough.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, attractive enough. I get it. So you're one

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Speaker 1: of these people that only caters to like the sexier

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Speaker 1: dogs in the community. You know, No, No, I'm not

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Speaker 1: You said it, not me. You know, I'm sure your

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Speaker 1: dog is good enough. All right, Fine, so he's not

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Speaker 1: the most slender, right, he doesn't have the best coat.

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Speaker 1: You're taking my words out of context, and I don't

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Speaker 1: appreciate you. Where do you get off putting other dogs

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Speaker 1: down anyway? Like you're so hot? Oh we're going year now,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna start coming it. You're gonna start coming at

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Speaker 1: me like, well, you brought it there. You brought it there.

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Speaker 1: I didn't bring it there. You brought it. No, you did.

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Speaker 1: You insulted my dog. Okay, I realize. I realize he

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Speaker 1: doesn't have a six pack or wasn't you know, isn't

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Speaker 1: owned by a rich family, or you know, born with

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Speaker 1: a golden bowl in his mouth or whatever. He's just

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Speaker 1: a normal, everyday working last dog. But he You should

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Speaker 1: have a shot at love with a hot dog, just

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Speaker 1: like any other. This is ridiculous. What is wrong with you? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Your girlfriend wanted me to prank phone call you. That's

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Speaker 1: what's wrong with me. What what do you mean prank

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Speaker 1: phone call me? I mean that your girlfriend, Casey wanted

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Speaker 1: me to call you. This is actually Jewil from Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jewil in the morning doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Are you are you serious? Yeah? This is Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I'm She told us you were a pet specialist and

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Speaker 1: asked me to make you feel really uncomfortable. Hopefully I

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Speaker 1: did that. I was about to lose it. Hey, you

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Speaker 1: have to admit, though, some dogs are hotter than others. Right,

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Speaker 1: Come on, No dogs are Not Sexy week US every

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Speaker 1: morning with jubil Phone two point five