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Speaker 1: And did you know that there was a life for

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Speaker 1: Did you know that? Did you know that the things

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Speaker 1: to think that this applies to other people. But you, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So you gotta fight through. Now. You gotta fight through

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Speaker 1: But what else you got to do? You ain't doing

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Speaker 1: nothing else, might as well fight? Why just wake up

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Speaker 1: But the stuff he made me to be, He allowed

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Speaker 1: Do that, y'all, and you can have what you want.

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Speaker 1: You're listening, ladies, gentlemen, everybody, anybody, somebody who that down?

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Speaker 1: It's about six of us, to be exact. Ladies and gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: Thank you Lord for another day. I show appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: The sun ain't up yet, but I showed praise God

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm gonna do today. Anybody else gonna join

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Speaker 1: Uh huh? Take that. Take that same thing, just applying

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Speaker 1: you're fading right now. Now, okay, there you go, there

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Speaker 1: we know you're listening Stry Morning show. Right now, it's

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Speaker 1: want to date your mom? Do you man? Run it? Bo? Hello? Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach I'm trying to reach miss Burns.

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Speaker 1: This is James. This is our son. How you doing man?

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Speaker 1: My name is Gordon. Gordon just recently joined the church

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Speaker 1: This is Lepthew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Your mama, Hi, got me the frank phone call you

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Speaker 1: We're all gathering around the Thanksgiving table dinner conversations, it

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Speaker 1: you believe what your president just did? You can't start? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Don't cut it all so you don't mind them being

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Speaker 1: at our house, all they want to talk about is you. Yes, Steve,

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Speaker 1: come on. Yeah. I just hate when they want me

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Speaker 1: to tell Steve something Footy always tell him give them.

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Speaker 1: Can you just give this to Steve for me? This

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Speaker 1: a bestseller? Right? We just get it to Steve. I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to get the one kill me. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: got this book of mine. I want you to read.

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00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 1: I didn't read the foe I wrote. Thank you. Coming

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Speaker 1: up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Morning Show. All right. This is

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Speaker 1: according to a new survey. Guys, the average American will

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Speaker 1: spend about one hundred and sixty five dollars and some

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Speaker 1: change on Thanksgiving dinner this year. Uh huh overall. Yeah,

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00:27:56,240 --> 00:28:01,640
Speaker 1: that sounds per person. Yeah, that sounds really low per person. Perfect, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just that's average, that's the average. Yeah, they average it out. Yeah,

433
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:09,679
Speaker 1: the high and the low, and they average it overall.

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Speaker 1: Two point ninety eight billion, that's almost three billion will

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Speaker 1: be spent in the US on Thanksgiving dinner, with fifty

436
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Speaker 1: two million turkeys expected to be consumed. Fifty two fifty

437
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Speaker 1: two million turkeys expected to be the turkeys right now,

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Speaker 1: so nerve case I got nobody you know, when he

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Speaker 1: get it? No, you have got ten years, you know,

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Speaker 1: one Halloween turn? Isn't you think? What's a turkey? Does

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Speaker 1: have an explorade? Yeah? Soon they get it, so they

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00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 1: get it right, Yeah, he already know going in. Man,

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Speaker 1: what's the average? What's the lifespan of a turkey? Right? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Probably they No, I don't think it

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Speaker 1: is that long. But don't you feel badly talking about

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00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 1: it right now? But you don't at Thanksgiving? Like I

447
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,880
Speaker 1: got a friend that's a turkey. I don't have a friend.

448
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 1: I don't really care. I'm a friends with turkeys I

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Speaker 1: have don't say that the average lifespan of a turkey

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Speaker 1: is ten years really, but that's probably a wild turkey

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Speaker 1: ten years old. But they get all their life listens. Really, No,

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Speaker 1: that's a wild turkey. Wild turkey. Okay, okay, So like

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Speaker 1: a turkey got to know he ball? What's what's the

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Speaker 1: age of how do you know? I think about a

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Speaker 1: year and a half, about a year and a half.

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Speaker 1: You know, they inject him pretty good. It fatten them up. Yeah,

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00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 1: they'd be swollen, they'd be just big ass baby. Yeah

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Speaker 1: with water, luck y'all slowed up. So I do have

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Speaker 1: some ways that people can save money on their Thanksgiving meal.

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Speaker 1: And you know, of course guys jump in here. So

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Speaker 1: like if you're hosting the dinner, if you're if the

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Speaker 1: dinner's at your house, you want to save money, make

463
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Speaker 1: it a pot luck, they're saying, so all the expenses

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Speaker 1: don't fall on that last year. That is not a

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Speaker 1: good idea. She we disagree with pot luck. Somebody always

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Speaker 1: got something in the pot that ain't lucky to nobody.

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Speaker 1: But you look, what the hell, it's always full at

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Speaker 1: the end. That's my ham hock lime of being castle

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Speaker 1: it's always full. It's always full at the end of

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Speaker 1: the night. Why doesn't that see that? Nobody ate that

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Speaker 1: up the street my boys on sending every year sent

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Speaker 1: to our house. Now, imagine the casserole dishes, the ones

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Speaker 1: you like Corning Castle ground. Yeah, picture it full of

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Speaker 1: lima beans. To the picture in potatoes, whole ball potatoes

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Speaker 1: split right in half. Whole potato. The whole ball of

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Speaker 1: potatoes split in half. Now line them up around the

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Speaker 1: outside of the cast roll dish. Looked like a fence

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Speaker 1: made out of teeth, and then put a ham hawk

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Speaker 1: in the middle of the lima beans. She sent that

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Speaker 1: down every famous lima bean casserole, and who eat lima

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Speaker 1: beans with potatoes? And the potatoes split in half, and

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Speaker 1: she lines the flat side up on the middle, you

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Speaker 1: know the flat side of where you cut the potatoes,

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Speaker 1: that's facing the middle, so the outside looked like teeth,

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Speaker 1: and then a ham hawk in the middle. She sent

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Speaker 1: that down the house every year. My daddy he wanted

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Speaker 1: to go up there because if my mama kept stopping,

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00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:10,160
Speaker 1: my daddy was so bad. But but who the hell

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Speaker 1: she think we are? Why she think we find eat this?

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Speaker 1: We can cook down here? Think old dog. He was

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Speaker 1: so mad at her mate's given Castle role days. That's

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Speaker 1: when everybody think they're supposed to bring You got some

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Speaker 1: people that it's just easily Castle don't do it. Why well,

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Speaker 1: let me ask a cute person on the show, Tommy,

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Speaker 1: what is that dish not calling? I don't know he

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Speaker 1: find that? Lad, y'all know I say that. Hey, hold y'all,

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00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 1: don't hear him arguing about that? Just blushing? Yeah, thank

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Speaker 1: your uncle recognizing what is time? What is the dish

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Speaker 1: that you famous for making on things? Yeah? It was

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Speaker 1: definitely and macaronia cheese. What's your Steve? Mine is Jesse Yams.

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00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 1: I don't make nothing else that Thanksgiving and my mother

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Speaker 1: in lawdon took over. I don't even do that no more.

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Speaker 1: What's your junior swallowing? You know you show up for

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Speaker 1: swa tell you something? You can't be saying that a lot? Okay,

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Speaker 1: you don't go around telling people for Thanksgiving? I do.

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Speaker 1: She didn't say that. You didn't see that you famous swallowing?

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00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 1: You don't don't pick that out there like that. I'm

508
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:39,320
Speaker 1: just telling you, Wow, Jay, you're gonna do like that.

509
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Speaker 1: You're trying to save the question of your jokes is

510
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 1: gonna have to be read. That was I don't cook nothing,

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Speaker 1: carl it. What's your favorite dish? Thank you, mac and

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00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 1: cheese to make. But I love my mother in laws

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Speaker 1: oyster dressing. She can make some dressing my mother laws

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00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 1: and then my father la gumbo. Yeah, yeah, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I can't eat it anymore, right, chicken? Put it in

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Speaker 1: a paper bag and shake it up with the flower

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Speaker 1: in it. That's how you fried chicken. Put it in

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Speaker 1: that bag and shake it. You can't No, I can't, frien.

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00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:15,040
Speaker 1: You can't do it right chicken? Okay because you gave

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00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:17,839
Speaker 1: up meat. No, because I'm a diabetic that shouldn't be eating.

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00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:21,120
Speaker 1: Can't eat chicken. So you're just not gonna ask me.

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00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:24,920
Speaker 1: Huh no, no, we already know not to ask. A

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00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,920
Speaker 1: matter of fact, we'll be back talk to you. You

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00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:32,759
Speaker 1: get your own break. You're listening show. Well, Uh, Jay

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Speaker 1: is here. We're so happy when you're here with us. Jay,

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00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:40,719
Speaker 1: that means you're healthy and good. Uh And and Jay,

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Speaker 1: I don't know where you find the time, but apparently

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00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 1: you've written another book book. What is this your ape?

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Speaker 1: Was that? What was that? I love that? I love

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Speaker 1: my eleven. I got my level eleven. But this is

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Speaker 1: this is my newest book. This is my newest book.

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00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,239
Speaker 1: The name of the book is it's very catchy. You

533
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:13,840
Speaker 1: catch on this. Sometimes ken folks ain't worth for damn

534
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 1: or you can use the S word. That's the title

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00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:21,320
Speaker 1: of one more time. Sometimes ken folks ain't worth for

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00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:24,759
Speaker 1: damn or you can use the S word. So that's

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00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 1: that's the title of the book. And it's several chapters

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00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 1: in there that everybody who has ken folks can relate to.

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00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 1: In the board, my new book calls sometimes can folks

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00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:38,799
Speaker 1: worth damn it? You can use it. For chapter one,

541
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:42,399
Speaker 1: just because you got a big house, they can show

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00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:48,799
Speaker 1: up and stay for free. That's chapter one. Oh man?

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00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 1: That that that little chapter two, I kind of get

544
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:55,760
Speaker 1: into some personal stuff that they think your house is storage.

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00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:58,319
Speaker 1: Let me put something in your garage for a couple

546
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 1: of days. I mean it's been in there, ain't much now,

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00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 1: it ain't move, you know, the old boy. I don't

548
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 1: even know what it is myself. I didn't lift it up.

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00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 1: I don't know that. Chapter three, okay, this is if

550
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:15,280
Speaker 1: you have a big house. Uh. Can folk get confused

551
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:17,759
Speaker 1: in a new book? Sometimes ken folk went for damn

552
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:21,040
Speaker 1: and you can use the S word. They think they

553
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 1: think you're the daddy. What they don't understand is you're

554
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 1: the granddaddy, not the daddy. Daddy. Some of those problems,

555
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 1: this is personal. Some of those problems need to go

556
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 1: to the daddy, not the granddaddy. Okay, you need to

557
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:43,360
Speaker 1: go right to the daddy. Okay, Oh, this is a chapter.

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00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:45,800
Speaker 1: If you are my book, a new book, call Sometimes

559
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:48,279
Speaker 1: ken folks don't for damn or you can't use the

560
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 1: S word. Just think you a bad guy if you

561
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 1: don't babysit. I don't babysit. Okay, I smoke things. I

562
00:36:57,200 --> 00:37:03,279
Speaker 1: do things that around kid. And and when you come back,

563
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 1: he's gonna have a whole different attitude if you leave

564
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 1: him here, Okay, he gonna be a little, gonna be

565
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 1: hungry's gonna be sleepy. Yeah, you're gonna come pick up

566
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 1: a little atto in my new book. In my new book.

567
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 1: Sometimes can with a damn, or you can use the

568
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:32,839
Speaker 1: sword they think you are finance coming in. That's my book.

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Speaker 1: That's books several chapters and then be out soon. H

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00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 1: Sometimes can't damn you can use check it out in

571
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:41,800
Speaker 1: my new book. Yeah, and that's gonna be a best seller.

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00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:47,880
Speaker 1: I be I love Okay, we'll be back. You're listening,

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00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:53,439
Speaker 1: Steven show all right, let's go. It is time guys

574
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 1: for comedy Roulette. Love it. I love it. Comedy Roulette. Jay,

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00:37:57,239 --> 00:37:58,840
Speaker 1: let me break it down, Steve, I got to we

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00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 1: got new people, Steven, Steve, Steve, you know his nerves

577
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:06,839
Speaker 1: are bad. This will we take five subjects and put

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00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 1: them on the wheel. We spun the wheel. When it stop,

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00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 1: we will do the damn thing. All right, Here we

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00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 1: go the five categories. Number one excuses people use who

581
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 1: owe you money? All right? Number two doctors don't always

582
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:32,960
Speaker 1: know what they're talking about. Number three, why are you talking?

583
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:41,279
Speaker 1: Your team sucks? Okay? Number four? Oh, number four, Um,

584
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:48,759
Speaker 1: I think I took the wrong pill. Okay. And number five,

585
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 1: and that's when you realize you were lost. Okay, I

586
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:58,880
Speaker 1: spend the wheel. Cat, we'll see where it stopped on

587
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:07,239
Speaker 1: through doctors, doctors. Yeah, I took the wrong pill. It

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00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 1: stopped the number five, guys, and that's when you realize

589
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:17,919
Speaker 1: you were lost, Just when you realize you love. Yeah,

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00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:22,359
Speaker 1: we got to turn the music down so you can't

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00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:30,799
Speaker 1: you can't, can't nobody concentrate. We're just yeah, y'all see

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00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:35,759
Speaker 1: me lost, I'll tell you when you know you love

593
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:41,400
Speaker 1: have yall time. When you drive and the streets signs

594
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 1: go from English to the right, you can't even you're

595
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 1: trying to fig out. I don't even know what is

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00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:55,480
Speaker 1: this still main. Let me tell you something. When you're

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00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,239
Speaker 1: riding and you're in the middle of nowhere and you

598
00:39:57,360 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 1: see a sign that say ten miles to Jurassic Man,

599
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 1: your answer, lost man, I shouldn't know so many of you. Yeah,

600
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 1: when you're driving it and you mutter to yourself that

601
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:31,680
Speaker 1: at damn house. Here's when you know. You know you

602
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 1: make a right turn and it's a no exit, it's

603
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:43,960
Speaker 1: you right in the coach. This is when you know

604
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:48,400
Speaker 1: you anytime you got to put your car in reverse

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Speaker 1: and look over your shoulder all the way. When you

606
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 1: ride and you see one store and get out and

607
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:06,719
Speaker 1: this white man say you got any where you are?

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00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 1: That's scarier. You get out of stop side and you go,

609
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:21,799
Speaker 1: what a tree that used to do? Right there? There

610
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:26,880
Speaker 1: was a tree ride right when you're driving and you

611
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 1: stopped and the guy said, cherious, Like the last time

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00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 1: I told you, keep telling you that directions, directions like

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00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:40,880
Speaker 1: you know you long, I'm done this question when you

614
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,280
Speaker 1: tell you gotta lean out your pass in your window

615
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 1: and say, my man, my man ain't a man. You

616
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 1: know you lost when you sit there and you say,

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00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:57,719
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna leave my car and get

618
00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:02,799
Speaker 1: uber from here. I just don't know where I'm going,

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Speaker 1: all right? You know you lost if you ever say

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00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:09,839
Speaker 1: these three words right here. Yeah, excuse me, little boy?

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Speaker 1: What retracted? Excuse me, little boy? Yeah, you need some help.

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00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 1: Excuse me, the little boy, what you need? Sir? All right?

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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, write about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after it's Today's Strawberry Letter, But up next,

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Speaker 1: nephew tell me has a prank phone called that's all?

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Speaker 1: Coming up right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Boy,

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Speaker 1: You've got hot in here, didn't it? All right? Coming

628
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Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, write about four

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Speaker 1: minutes after it's Today's Strawberry Letter, but up next it

630
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Speaker 1: is the nephew with the prank phone. Call your child

631
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Speaker 1: support late? Huh, your child support late? Sometimes the way

632
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 1: he said, let's go, how you said, Sherley's been to

633
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 1: be just saying it's gonna be crazy. Oh yeah, run

634
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:19,799
Speaker 1: it cat for sure. Hello, Hello, my sweet called, Yeah,

635
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Speaker 1: what's up? What little? Was this? Just press? The man?

636
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 1: Uh me and uh me and me. You're your X

637
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:30,719
Speaker 1: man me and we uh we've been kicking it for

638
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:34,320
Speaker 1: the last three months. I'm man, I don't care about you,

639
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:39,759
Speaker 1: and didn't. We're not together. We're not together, So why

640
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:42,759
Speaker 1: are you calling me? Okay, you're no, that's cool right there.

641
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 1: I understand all that you calling me to tell me

642
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 1: to child together something with you. I don't care about

643
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:50,160
Speaker 1: what you do mean not together, I don't. I don't

644
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 1: give a damn about what you Okay, okay, no, no,

645
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:55,800
Speaker 1: no player. I understand that what I was calling you

646
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:59,719
Speaker 1: about was, you know, you kind of behind like two

647
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 1: months on the on the child support man, and I

648
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:06,359
Speaker 1: told I was gonna handle this well. I told her

649
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,839
Speaker 1: I was gonna handle this situation, you know. So now

650
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 1: I don't need you to handle nothing. You don't need

651
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 1: to be worried about about how many months I'm behind?

652
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 1: Who the hell telling you all this? Anyway? When when?

653
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 1: When can we expect another payment? That's what I'm asking you.

654
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:24,800
Speaker 1: First of all, don't you ever call my phone? With that,

655
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:28,000
Speaker 1: you understand me. Don't call my phone man, because I

656
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,880
Speaker 1: don't about my daughter. Man, I ain't trying to ain't

657
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 1: trying to handle. I don't need you on my back

658
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:34,840
Speaker 1: and I don't need see on my back and about

659
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 1: no damn child support because I do for my daughter. Man,

660
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 1: So don't call my phone with that. Okay, Okay, Well, looking,

661
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:43,920
Speaker 1: let me ask is you're working right now? Man? You

662
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:46,879
Speaker 1: man say listen here? What what? What? What's your name?

663
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:50,400
Speaker 1: Preston Pressure. What I'm saying is you're working right now,

664
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Speaker 1: rest and I do whatever it takes to take care

665
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 1: of my daughter. Man, So don't you worry about my

666
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:59,160
Speaker 1: my job security and what I'm doing. Okay, when can

667
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:01,360
Speaker 1: I just go? When I just come by there whenever

668
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 1: you get paid next time so I can pick up

669
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Speaker 1: you know, the child. Man, You don't need to come

670
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 1: by nowhere. I tell you what. Yeah, Pa, you bring

671
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 1: your around. You come, I'm give you directions right now.

672
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:13,560
Speaker 1: You bring your phone over here, because I want I

673
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:16,960
Speaker 1: want to see your calling my damn phone talking about

674
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,160
Speaker 1: my damn daughter. And then we're looking out for the

675
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 1: well being of the baby. Man. That's what you think

676
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 1: I've been doing ever since she came in as well.

677
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:27,040
Speaker 1: That's what I've been doing. Ever since she got here.

678
00:45:27,239 --> 00:45:29,600
Speaker 1: I've been looking out for her well being. And I'm

679
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 1: come just getting a picture. You want to tell me

680
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:36,319
Speaker 1: about my daughter well being quick? Whereas you three months

681
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 1: for her and then? Man, a matter of fact, I

682
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 1: do everything I can for my daughter. So for you

683
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 1: to sit up here and call me talking about it,

684
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 1: I'm three months behind. I don't even keep up with that.

685
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 1: I send money when I can. I do for my daughter.

686
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:52,200
Speaker 1: I do for my daughter for I do for myself.

687
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:54,160
Speaker 1: So if I ain't got it to saying that means

688
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:55,800
Speaker 1: I ain't got it at all. But give me a

689
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 1: second and I'll go get it. But don't be calling

690
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:01,440
Speaker 1: me about my daughter. Man talking about them three months behind? Okay,

691
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:03,360
Speaker 1: Well look here, further of all, I ain't you know,

692
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:05,560
Speaker 1: I ain't working right now, so we really need you

693
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:08,080
Speaker 1: to go on and get the money over. Hold on,

694
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 1: hold a hold on. You ain't working, But I'm might

695
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:14,000
Speaker 1: here hustling you calling me about some money. But you

696
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 1: over that land over most of y'all need to get

697
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:18,919
Speaker 1: out of y'all and do what the hell I'm doing.

698
00:46:19,239 --> 00:46:22,080
Speaker 1: That's what I can't understand. It's true you, but it's

699
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:23,759
Speaker 1: one of me, and you want to come to me

700
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:26,560
Speaker 1: with that. And I told I was gonna handle this

701
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 1: situation back being behind on this, you know, this little

702
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:32,000
Speaker 1: child to pull situation. That's all I'm saying. I need

703
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:34,319
Speaker 1: you to going on and give me a date man

704
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:37,320
Speaker 1: on when we can expect a paytent. Okay, I'm getting

705
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:41,080
Speaker 1: you a date right now. Bring your over here right

706
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,440
Speaker 1: now and come pick up the payment. I got it

707
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:45,319
Speaker 1: for you right now. You just tell me what kind

708
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 1: of call you drive so I know because I don't.

709
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 1: I don't want to. I don't want to bust the

710
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:52,320
Speaker 1: wrong to pull up in my driveway by mistake. I

711
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:55,040
Speaker 1: do everything for my daughter. My daughter don't have no

712
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:57,839
Speaker 1: walks on the knees. I put shoes on our feet,

713
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:01,080
Speaker 1: colds on our back, food and us. I do everything

714
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:03,759
Speaker 1: for her. I don't need you at I don't my

715
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:06,520
Speaker 1: daughter don't need you with out. I pick up from

716
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:08,960
Speaker 1: school every day and take her to her grandmother's house.

717
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 1: So hearbody, no two or three months behind because she

718
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:15,719
Speaker 1: ain't with eye, I can see if I went two

719
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,799
Speaker 1: or three months and see with eye, Okay, man, that's

720
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:22,200
Speaker 1: another thing. With me and I can't talk about We're

721
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:23,800
Speaker 1: not gonna need you to be checking her from the

722
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:25,560
Speaker 1: school no more. I'm gonna be getting her from the

723
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:29,880
Speaker 1: school when she I wish I would catch you up

724
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:33,080
Speaker 1: with my daughter's school. You ain't picking up my daughter. Man,

725
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 1: I don't even know who the hell you are. I

726
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:38,960
Speaker 1: told you my name is Preston, Man, but I know Preston.

727
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:41,880
Speaker 1: I'm telling you what, man, I don't want you know

728
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:45,400
Speaker 1: where Neil my daughter. That I'm gonna talks right now

729
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:47,799
Speaker 1: because I don't want you know where Neil my daughter. Man,

730
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:51,000
Speaker 1: you understand me. I don't want you know where Neil

731
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 1: my daughter. Man. If I came in and Neil my daughter,

732
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,239
Speaker 1: I'm gonna whoop your I'm gonna let my daughter know

733
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:59,680
Speaker 1: if she leaves me and me and the baby is

734
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:02,360
Speaker 1: get the long firm. Man. All I'm saying is we

735
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:06,399
Speaker 1: just need you to send that money. Man. Hey, y'all,

736
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 1: I'm glass y'all doing good because she anyway, But don't

737
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:12,200
Speaker 1: put my daughter in the middle of man. Man, I'm

738
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:15,120
Speaker 1: just happening to be in between jobs, that's all. Man. Well,

739
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 1: you need to get out your and look in between

740
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:20,880
Speaker 1: your cheeks and go find you something, find you a

741
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:24,000
Speaker 1: manhood sitting up there, probably on the couch, eating up

742
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:26,719
Speaker 1: all up pop tarts. And I've only had two of

743
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 1: them pop tarts, man, that's all. You ain't supped to

744
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:31,360
Speaker 1: be having none of them because I bought that for

745
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:34,120
Speaker 1: my daughter. Man, and I appreciate you eating none of that.

746
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:37,040
Speaker 1: Over that. You need to get off and feed yourself

747
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:39,920
Speaker 1: like I do. I feed myself and my daughter and

748
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 1: probably still let me strate this here, man, I just

749
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 1: want to talk to you about our child. Man, Our child.

750
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:52,400
Speaker 1: That ain't your child, that's mine. I'm taking you ain't

751
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:54,880
Speaker 1: got ey sake. Man. Don't you ever say that. Man.

752
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:57,279
Speaker 1: Don't you ever say that to me? Man. That is

753
00:48:57,360 --> 00:49:00,520
Speaker 1: not our child. Man, that's my child. Let me tell

754
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:02,359
Speaker 1: you something, man, let me tell you something. Put your

755
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:05,880
Speaker 1: here to this phone real close. Man. I'm literally about

756
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:08,400
Speaker 1: my daughter. I'm trying. I'm trying to handle this like me,

757
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:10,319
Speaker 1: and that's what I'm trying to do. You ain't been

758
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:12,120
Speaker 1: here the whole time. You're trying to walk up in

759
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:15,080
Speaker 1: here and talk about hour. I'm her daddy, man. I'm

760
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:16,880
Speaker 1: just trying to be a good stuff for them, man,

761
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:19,520
Speaker 1: and get them with their child support. Y'all, I gotta

762
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:22,279
Speaker 1: get married past. You ain't no man say, man say,

763
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk to and handle list. I guarreled. No no, no, no, no, no, no,

764
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:29,759
Speaker 1: no no no. You don't talk to me no more.

765
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:31,359
Speaker 1: You understand what I'm saying. You talk to me. You're

766
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 1: dealing with me. I told you I was gonna handle it,

767
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:35,120
Speaker 1: so you're gonna make me mad? No like I hadn't

768
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:37,719
Speaker 1: told you. Now. You don't talk no more. I talk

769
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 1: to whenever. I won't you. We got a child together.

770
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:42,960
Speaker 1: You're just gotten the picture. Don't you call? No, you

771
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,440
Speaker 1: don't talk to Camper. You talk to me from now.

772
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:48,840
Speaker 1: You talk to Preston. I'm gonna talk to I'm Hattie.

773
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:51,719
Speaker 1: Help with trust me? Hey, man, let me tell you something.

774
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 1: You don't call man, you deal with me? Do you

775
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:57,440
Speaker 1: understand what I'm telling I'm not dealing with you with him, Dan,

776
00:49:57,560 --> 00:49:59,279
Speaker 1: you hear me. The only thing I'm gonna deal with

777
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:03,560
Speaker 1: you is my put up yours. I got one more

778
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 1: thing I need to say to you, man. I don't

779
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:07,640
Speaker 1: want to hear nothing else you got to say. Player.

780
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:09,759
Speaker 1: I didn't heard everything you had to say. Let me

781
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:12,360
Speaker 1: tell you something, man. You want a job were hiring.

782
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:15,239
Speaker 1: Right now, I'll put you in with the men in charge. God,

783
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:17,359
Speaker 1: get you a job. Nobody want to work with you. Man,

784
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:19,360
Speaker 1: I don't like your attitude. You need to work with

785
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:22,080
Speaker 1: somebody because you ain't working with nobody right now. I

786
00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 1: got one more thing I need to say to you

787
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:26,600
Speaker 1: that you're listening, man, say what the hell you got

788
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 1: to say? Man, this is nephew Timmy from the Steve

789
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:31,800
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning and I don't give them say man, I

790
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:35,160
Speaker 1: don't care who you are. I don't play up by

791
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:38,480
Speaker 1: my daughter. Man, this nephew tim Me from the Steve

792
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:42,839
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your cousin Kendrick. Man.

793
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:51,960
Speaker 1: Oh man, I'm gonna kill it you all right, oh now, Man,

794
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,479
Speaker 1: because I don't play with by my dollar like that. Man.

795
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:58,479
Speaker 1: That's my world, Man, that's my heart. Man, I don't

796
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:02,279
Speaker 1: play that. Man. Let me ask you this here, Man,

797
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:05,440
Speaker 1: what is the bandest I'm talking about the badest radio

798
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:10,319
Speaker 1: show in the land, Man, the Thieves Harvey Morning Show.

799
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:12,919
Speaker 1: It's a little just a little dose so stupid for y'all.

800
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:16,719
Speaker 1: That's all. Just a couple of teaspoons are stupid, A

801
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 1: whole gallant all right coming up the Strawberry Letter, and

802
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:27,720
Speaker 1: this is a good one. That's why I'm laughing today.

803
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 1: It's a good one. Steve. We'll be back. You're listening

804
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:36,759
Speaker 1: to Morning Show all right time now for today's Strawberry Letter,

805
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:41,800
Speaker 1: and listen. If you need advice on relationships, on dating, work, sex, parenting,

806
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:45,280
Speaker 1: and more. Please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey

807
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:48,440
Speaker 1: f M and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be

808
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:50,520
Speaker 1: reading your letter live on the air, just like we're

809
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:53,880
Speaker 1: gonna read this one right here today. Okay, buckle up,

810
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 1: hold long type. We got it for you here. It

811
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 1: is the Strawberry Letter subject. That's not what Steve Harvey

812
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:02,759
Speaker 1: wrote in that book. Dear Stephen, Shirley, my best friend

813
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:04,399
Speaker 1: and I. You're gonna like it. Steve, my best friend

814
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:07,160
Speaker 1: and I have been really close for seventeen years, but

815
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:10,880
Speaker 1: now we are constantly bickering over her twisted ideas of

816
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:14,400
Speaker 1: love and marriage. She has always taken an interest in

817
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:18,520
Speaker 1: reading books about male and female relationships, but her favorite

818
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:20,880
Speaker 1: book is Steve Harvey's Act like a Lady, Think like

819
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:24,480
Speaker 1: a Man, and she has twisted each chapter to fit

820
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:28,359
Speaker 1: how she chooses to live. In the past, she has

821
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 1: dated great guys, but she would break up with the

822
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:33,080
Speaker 1: guys if they didn't have any desire to take care

823
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:37,040
Speaker 1: of her financially. She brings nothing to the table, and

824
00:52:37,239 --> 00:52:40,279
Speaker 1: she lives paycheck to paycheck. She has a new guy

825
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:42,919
Speaker 1: that she is dating and he has a great job,

826
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:46,400
Speaker 1: so she's happy. She brags about how he helps her

827
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:49,160
Speaker 1: with her bills and he gives her money to shop.

828
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:52,359
Speaker 1: She has told me that he makes comments about her

829
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:55,400
Speaker 1: current living conditions because she lives with her parents and

830
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:58,560
Speaker 1: she uses their car. I told her that he is

831
00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:02,480
Speaker 1: making those comments for reason, because she maintained that she

832
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:05,480
Speaker 1: will not move out or buy her own car, because

833
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:07,680
Speaker 1: if a man has an issue with it, he will

834
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:10,279
Speaker 1: get her a nice place of her own and buy

835
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:13,239
Speaker 1: her a new car. She said that Steve Harvey's book

836
00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:16,520
Speaker 1: says that males are hunters and that all all the

837
00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:20,360
Speaker 1: women need to do is stay pretty with her hair together,

838
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 1: nails and toes done, and a man will come in

839
00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:28,839
Speaker 1: and take care of everything else. What gir up right now?

840
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:33,120
Speaker 1: Whoa Carlin? Lets Lee? Okay, we're doing this all wrong,

841
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:38,600
Speaker 1: according to her, all right, the lady, the letter writer says.

842
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:44,280
Speaker 1: She said that Steve Harvey said that it's a woman's

843
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:46,279
Speaker 1: role to take care of her man, raise the kids,

844
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:49,680
Speaker 1: and keep the house together. I read Steve Harvey's book,

845
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:53,279
Speaker 1: and nowhere in there doesn't say that I need you

846
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 1: to clear this up because she listens to the show

847
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:58,680
Speaker 1: every day. So do men want women to bring something

848
00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:01,360
Speaker 1: to the table or is really the man's role to

849
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 1: step in and do it all? Well, let me start

850
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:11,799
Speaker 1: by saying, you're so right a letter writer, You're so right,

851
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:15,560
Speaker 1: so on point. It's not so much about a woman

852
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:19,440
Speaker 1: bringing something to the table, you know. It's about the

853
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:24,040
Speaker 1: attitude of your bestie thinking that men owe her something

854
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 1: just because that's what she's saying in this letter. I mean,

855
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:31,279
Speaker 1: that's where she's she's got it all twisted. A man

856
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:33,719
Speaker 1: will do that, they'll they'll do that and more for

857
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:36,600
Speaker 1: her if she has the means, if he has the

858
00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:39,239
Speaker 1: means and the desire to. But that's up to him,

859
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:42,000
Speaker 1: all right, that's not up to her. My advice to

860
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 1: her would be save some of her money while she's

861
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:47,359
Speaker 1: staying with mom and dad, just in case her man,

862
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:50,640
Speaker 1: you know, doesn't move her out and doesn't buy her car.

863
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,359
Speaker 1: At least then she'll be able to afford her own place,

864
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:56,040
Speaker 1: in her own car, with her own money. And you know,

865
00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:59,120
Speaker 1: of course it's nice to have someone buy and give

866
00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:01,000
Speaker 1: you gifts and stuff like that, take care of you,

867
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:02,759
Speaker 1: and all you have to do is sit there and

868
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:06,480
Speaker 1: look pretty. That's nice. But just sitting around and waiting

869
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:10,120
Speaker 1: for a man to do that, it's just not very smart. Okay,

870
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:13,440
Speaker 1: get out, get your own, be your own boss. Whatever

871
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:16,360
Speaker 1: the man does for you, that's gravy. That's extra. He

872
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:21,959
Speaker 1: owes you nothing, okay, absolutely nothing. And Steve said, nothing

873
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,879
Speaker 1: of the kind? What book did you read? What book

874
00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:26,840
Speaker 1: did you read? He said, nothing of the kind? Did you?

875
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:30,239
Speaker 1: Steve Roby helped me write the book. Yes, that ain't

876
00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 1: in now, ain't nobody told you that. Go somewhere and

877
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:37,800
Speaker 1: sit on your ass, just look pretty, and that's it.

878
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:41,360
Speaker 1: I don't even want to be in this left. Just

879
00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:43,920
Speaker 1: straighten her out, Steve. That's not what Steve hard wrote

880
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:46,000
Speaker 1: in his book. I appreciate you saying that, lady book

881
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:49,800
Speaker 1: your friend is seventeen years got all these twisted ideas

882
00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:52,719
Speaker 1: about love and made she interested in reading books about

883
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:56,160
Speaker 1: male and female relationships. But her favorite book is one

884
00:55:56,239 --> 00:55:58,000
Speaker 1: I wrote. Act like a lady, Think like a man

885
00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:01,120
Speaker 1: now the passion and David some good, but she break

886
00:56:01,239 --> 00:56:03,400
Speaker 1: up with them if they didn't have any desire to

887
00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:10,040
Speaker 1: take care of her finance. Girl, Well this day two three,

888
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:13,760
Speaker 1: let me show you this I bought in my purse.

889
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:18,560
Speaker 1: You see these stack of bills. Now we're going back

890
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:20,920
Speaker 1: to your place or what, But we need to go

891
00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:28,319
Speaker 1: through these bills. You know you ain't. You ain't fend

892
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:32,040
Speaker 1: to pay these bill Oh, you get your ass out

893
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:35,520
Speaker 1: of here. I ain't sleeping with you no more. She

894
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:41,000
Speaker 1: brings nothing to the table, and she lived paycheck to paycheck,

895
00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:43,759
Speaker 1: and she's dating this new guy. Got a great job,

896
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:46,920
Speaker 1: so she happened. She brags about he helps her with

897
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:50,360
Speaker 1: her bills and gives her money to shop. Now, she's

898
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:53,439
Speaker 1: not telling you what she's doing to get these little

899
00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:58,080
Speaker 1: car notes in the shopping's breathe she up and help

900
00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:11,200
Speaker 1: or her back? What? Wow? She up in hell letting

901
00:57:11,239 --> 00:57:15,440
Speaker 1: it go. She don't bring nothing to the table. She

902
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:22,640
Speaker 1: is the table. I'm telling you right now, y'all put

903
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:27,000
Speaker 1: looking at these letters without seeing was in here? He

904
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:32,840
Speaker 1: a new guy, pay her bills, gives her money to shop.

905
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:37,080
Speaker 1: All this hell because she up in hell? Or hop

906
00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:41,840
Speaker 1: back her hair down, putting it down. She keep her

907
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:43,760
Speaker 1: head hanging off the edge of the bed. That's how

908
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:47,760
Speaker 1: she keep her head always going down up in here.

909
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:53,840
Speaker 1: It's going down up in here. And she knows what

910
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:57,600
Speaker 1: she's doing too. It's just when men get tired of

911
00:57:57,680 --> 00:58:01,440
Speaker 1: it and get you all these reading on bills while eating,

912
00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:06,120
Speaker 1: just putting out all kind of bill fail, phone bill,

913
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:10,160
Speaker 1: grocery bill. Yeah, look what I had to help. I

914
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:12,320
Speaker 1: help my mom Knil with the rent. You don't want

915
00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:15,520
Speaker 1: to do nothing for that? Wow? Wow, All right, Hang

916
00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:19,240
Speaker 1: on Part two of Steve's responses, coming up at twenty

917
00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:22,000
Speaker 1: three after the hour of today's letter. The subject that's

918
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:24,760
Speaker 1: not what Steve Harvey wrote in that book. We'll be

919
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:30,840
Speaker 1: back right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve. We're

920
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:34,280
Speaker 1: ready to recap the Strawberry letter. Now, subject, that's not

921
00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:37,400
Speaker 1: what Steve Harvey wrote in that book. Let's recap. This

922
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:41,480
Speaker 1: woman been dating using my book all wrong. Anybody told

923
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:44,000
Speaker 1: her due none of this here. So she don't want

924
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:47,640
Speaker 1: no man. Everybome she date a man, if they don't

925
00:58:47,680 --> 00:58:50,320
Speaker 1: start taking care of her financially, she break up with him.

926
00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:52,960
Speaker 1: She got a new guy. Now, he got a good

927
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:55,520
Speaker 1: job and everything so she bragging about how he helps

928
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:58,120
Speaker 1: her with her bills and he gives her money to shop.

929
00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:01,600
Speaker 1: Before we left, I explain to you why you getting

930
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:04,400
Speaker 1: money for your bills and why you can go shot?

931
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:11,800
Speaker 1: Why because you ain't here on your back? She's not

932
00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:17,600
Speaker 1: just looking pretty with her hair nails backup? Raise your role? Okay?

933
00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:20,640
Speaker 1: She said that Steve Harvey said it's a woman's role

934
00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:22,440
Speaker 1: to take care of her man, raise the kids, and

935
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:25,840
Speaker 1: keep the house together all the w When did I

936
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:28,640
Speaker 1: tell you your job is to take care man? All

937
00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:31,040
Speaker 1: that women need to do is stay pretty with our

938
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:34,360
Speaker 1: hair together, nails and toes done, and that's not in

939
00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:36,880
Speaker 1: my book, and take care of everything else. Ain't nobody

940
00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:41,040
Speaker 1: for to do that? And you bring nothing to the table.

941
00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:45,600
Speaker 1: According to this letter, she told me that this man

942
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:49,200
Speaker 1: now been making comments about her current living conditions because

943
00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:51,520
Speaker 1: she lives with her parents and she uses their car.

944
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:53,840
Speaker 1: The lady wrote the letter said, I told her that

945
00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:57,120
Speaker 1: he's making those comments for a reason. But she maintains

946
00:59:57,200 --> 01:00:00,400
Speaker 1: that she will not move out all by hold because

947
01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:02,720
Speaker 1: if a man has an issue with it, he will

948
01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:04,880
Speaker 1: get it. Got an issue with it, he will get

949
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:07,000
Speaker 1: her a nice place on her own and buy her

950
01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:12,800
Speaker 1: a new car. Okay, are you crazy? See baby, let

951
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:15,000
Speaker 1: me explain to you where you're going wrong. Just hold that.

952
01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:19,960
Speaker 1: First of all, you had several men, good man, and

953
01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:22,400
Speaker 1: the moment they don't want to financially take care of

954
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:25,200
Speaker 1: you want to break over. Well, let's dude right here's

955
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:28,680
Speaker 1: taking care of some stuff like it. But now he

956
01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:30,560
Speaker 1: hadn't brought up the fact that you live with your

957
01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:32,480
Speaker 1: mom and you're using a car because he can he

958
01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:34,240
Speaker 1: trying to figure out. Okay, now where we're at it.

959
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:38,160
Speaker 1: Now you say, if he really loved you, hear him

960
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:41,280
Speaker 1: help you get your place and buy a new car. No,

961
01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:44,520
Speaker 1: he's not. Now you haven't been on your back with

962
01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:48,160
Speaker 1: these men before, and it ain't produced a house, a

963
01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:52,600
Speaker 1: car or nothing. To hell else when you fitting to

964
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:57,200
Speaker 1: learn that this don't work. I got this your requirement,

965
01:00:57,560 --> 01:01:02,720
Speaker 1: but you keep passing out cooking before you get car's, apartments,

966
01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:06,840
Speaker 1: rent and money. And then the dude, that dude give

967
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:09,520
Speaker 1: you this money. He started asking you why are you

968
01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:11,960
Speaker 1: still living with your mom and there and you're driving

969
01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:14,240
Speaker 1: that car? So does that mean he's getting sick of her?

970
01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:19,080
Speaker 1: He's getting because he thought he had something. He got food.

971
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:23,160
Speaker 1: He thought he had something found out he didn't. Now

972
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:27,160
Speaker 1: she said that Steve Harvey books said that males are hunted.

973
01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:32,480
Speaker 1: I've always said that, and all that women need to

974
01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:35,959
Speaker 1: do is stay pretty without had together, nails and toes done,

975
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:38,640
Speaker 1: and a man will come and take care of everything else.

976
01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:45,240
Speaker 1: What calling, Let's girl, Let's leave now because y'all ought

977
01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:48,120
Speaker 1: to have a lock on you calling Monica can go? Now?

978
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:52,480
Speaker 1: Y'all have done your nails? And does y'all ought to

979
01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:58,800
Speaker 1: be good? What y'all in here for ya? I'm trying

980
01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:03,080
Speaker 1: to take care of y'allself. Oh, y'all, y'all trying to

981
01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:08,440
Speaker 1: be independent? That's dumb, he says. Steve Harvey said it's

982
01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:10,640
Speaker 1: a woman's role to take care of her man. How

983
01:02:10,640 --> 01:02:12,520
Speaker 1: are you gonna take care of man? Or you ain't working?

984
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:16,280
Speaker 1: See why would I say that and you ain't working? Yeah?

985
01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:20,600
Speaker 1: I ran Steve Harvey's book, and nowhere in there doesn't

986
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:22,680
Speaker 1: say that. I need you to clear this up because

987
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:25,480
Speaker 1: she listens to the show every day. So do men

988
01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:28,120
Speaker 1: want women to bring something to the table? The answer

989
01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:30,360
Speaker 1: to that is yes. Now, let me help you understand

990
01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:33,160
Speaker 1: this a little bit better. If a man is wealthy,

991
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:37,280
Speaker 1: his requirement may not be for you to have a job.

992
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:40,920
Speaker 1: But now if he has the means, let me tell

993
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:43,480
Speaker 1: you what he doing. He wants a woman that he

994
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:46,600
Speaker 1: can put on his arm and take places. He wants

995
01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:49,400
Speaker 1: a woman who looks good, I mean that sounds good

996
01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:52,960
Speaker 1: in meetings and social setting. He wants a woman that's

997
01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:58,120
Speaker 1: able to classly mingle in and out of all different situations.

998
01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:01,960
Speaker 1: He wants a woman that's stylish. So what may want

999
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,120
Speaker 1: a woman who's really good with kids, because he may

1000
01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:07,840
Speaker 1: have children. He's also looking at a woman where if

1001
01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:10,600
Speaker 1: she has kids, what type of mother she is, and

1002
01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:12,720
Speaker 1: how can he fit in there and be provided for

1003
01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:15,840
Speaker 1: her and all them. He also looking for a woman

1004
01:03:15,880 --> 01:03:19,520
Speaker 1: who can better him, who can help him be a

1005
01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:23,200
Speaker 1: better him. Now, for a woman can do those things,

1006
01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:28,040
Speaker 1: that becomes your job. And your job is very simple

1007
01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:30,240
Speaker 1: and has a great reward to it. But if you

1008
01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:35,240
Speaker 1: bring nothing to the table. See at one point in time,

1009
01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:38,040
Speaker 1: this is what happens to people who bring nothing to

1010
01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:40,880
Speaker 1: the table. You're gonna pull your chap one time. It

1011
01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:45,840
Speaker 1: ain't gonna be nothing a table. Yeah, you're gonna pull

1012
01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:48,280
Speaker 1: your champ and ain't gonna be nothing to eat. Oh

1013
01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:50,280
Speaker 1: you at the table. But ain't a damn thing on

1014
01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:52,600
Speaker 1: there for you to eat because he didn't eat and left.

1015
01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:57,200
Speaker 1: You've got to bring something to the table, and this

1016
01:03:57,760 --> 01:04:03,560
Speaker 1: last swagger against under wisdom on something you know. Watch

1017
01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:07,440
Speaker 1: his back, Yeah, listen to me. I don't like him

1018
01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:11,919
Speaker 1: because when you're not looking, he looking upside your head. Yes, loyalty, Yeah,

1019
01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:17,320
Speaker 1: ste Steve, his name is Sawyer. Stop calling this man.

1020
01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:27,600
Speaker 1: See you've done that a few times having Stevens. Don't

1021
01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:38,200
Speaker 1: say hey, Sam stupid? I said, hell, why should be

1022
01:04:38,280 --> 01:04:44,080
Speaker 1: behind me? All Right, we gotta get out of here.

1023
01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:47,440
Speaker 1: Email us, our Instagram us your thoughts on today's strawberry

1024
01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:53,840
Speaker 1: letter at Steve Harvey f M. You're listening. Come on, junior.

1025
01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:57,040
Speaker 1: I don't know who these people are and where it

1026
01:04:57,160 --> 01:05:00,440
Speaker 1: come from. But on Saturday, Yeah, why as you call

1027
01:05:00,520 --> 01:05:05,520
Speaker 1: it any human being before eight o'clock? Why what do

1028
01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:09,320
Speaker 1: we have to talk about at seven to fifteen am?

1029
01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:11,880
Speaker 1: There's nothing I want to talk. Like my boy called

1030
01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:14,480
Speaker 1: me at seven fifty. Come about what you're doing? Dog

1031
01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:18,000
Speaker 1: is said, I'm trying to sleep, ying to do well here.

1032
01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:20,520
Speaker 1: The thing about it is, like he said, dog, did

1033
01:05:20,640 --> 01:05:26,160
Speaker 1: you see I ain't seen nothing seven fifteen, dog, dem

1034
01:05:26,240 --> 01:05:28,840
Speaker 1: people need to I'm trying just so jump off in dress.

1035
01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:32,000
Speaker 1: The phone shouldn't even be allowed to work, but foe

1036
01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:36,560
Speaker 1: until after eight, after ten, it won't ring. Shit. But

1037
01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:40,120
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, what made you get up? Pick your

1038
01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:42,080
Speaker 1: phone up? Said David? You know who I ain't called?

1039
01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:46,880
Speaker 1: Let me call him right now? What? At what time?

1040
01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:50,960
Speaker 1: At seven fifteen? First of all, I ain't formulated a thought.

1041
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:55,040
Speaker 1: And then you're another bro man talking to another grow

1042
01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:57,640
Speaker 1: man as I lay in bed. This ain't really this

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Speaker 1: is not comfortable. I'm not comfortable when you heard me

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01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:07,000
Speaker 1: saying hello, Hello, you gonna fall? Dog? Guess what? What? What?

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01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:11,040
Speaker 1: Etcept fifteen? What? Why am I guessing? I ain't got

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Speaker 1: no shirt on right now? Why do I ain't got

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01:06:14,600 --> 01:06:20,080
Speaker 1: no shirt on? Sleep? What shirt? I'm just asking? However

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Speaker 1: I sleep? It ain't none of your fifteen. I'm just

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Speaker 1: something comfortable with the conversation. That's all I'm saying. Okay,

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01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:30,120
Speaker 1: y'all should just just just find something else that don't

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01:06:30,120 --> 01:06:32,440
Speaker 1: call people no bo That's all. I just want to say,

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Speaker 1: what's the earliest you can take ten thirty seven fifteen

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Speaker 1: on the set? Yeah? Ten thirty. I want to get up,

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01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:41,960
Speaker 1: have my coffee, enjoy my morning. What do you call

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01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:43,800
Speaker 1: me at seven fifteen? I ain't got no shirt all?

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01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:46,960
Speaker 1: You talk about guests? What? But what? This is uncomfortable.

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01:06:47,120 --> 01:06:52,000
Speaker 1: It's uncomfortable you laying horizon talking to another man. Except

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01:06:55,080 --> 01:06:57,640
Speaker 1: don't I got I got I got one leg in

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Speaker 1: the bed, one leg out to be just That's all

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01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:05,600
Speaker 1: I want to say. Just stop calling me ten thirty,

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01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:12,720
Speaker 1: ten thirty, don't call it. You'll be upset. Yeah, And

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01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:16,360
Speaker 1: the person I'm talking about it is Jake. Want y'all

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Speaker 1: know wow, because we won't try to know. I thought

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01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:25,840
Speaker 1: we agreed not to bring that up. Agree, we agreed

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01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:31,560
Speaker 1: that you would not Both for y'all. Come on, I

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01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:35,720
Speaker 1: think you agree with me, both of y'all. Both y'all

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01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:44,040
Speaker 1: sick as niece and women obvious lady something to do?

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Speaker 1: Nothing y'all waking up by y'all? Sam shirt on you

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Speaker 1: all right? Thank you junior? Ye you're listening morning show?

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Speaker 1: Thanksgiving menus Well, guys, you know it is that time

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01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:03,800
Speaker 1: of year. It's all about the food. And as much

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Speaker 1: as we love eating seasonal treats and family meals, those

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01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:09,880
Speaker 1: of us who eat our feelings or struggle with body

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01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:13,560
Speaker 1: image issues may have a hard time around the holidays,

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01:08:13,640 --> 01:08:16,200
Speaker 1: and we have definitely heard through the years that that's true.

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01:08:16,520 --> 01:08:18,640
Speaker 1: So if you stick to these dudes and don't to

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Speaker 1: help you make peace with your body during the seasons,

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01:08:22,439 --> 01:08:25,280
Speaker 1: it's all about eating. Just stick to these Okay, Do

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01:08:25,960 --> 01:08:29,360
Speaker 1: eat a piece of pie or Christmas dessert anytime you

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01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:32,880
Speaker 1: want to and enjoy it without feeling guilty. All right,

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01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:36,439
Speaker 1: you can do that during the holiday, all right, Yeah,

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01:08:37,160 --> 01:08:40,360
Speaker 1: a piece, that's what we said. A lot of people

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01:08:40,439 --> 01:08:43,600
Speaker 1: take that just as a piece at a time and

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01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:46,679
Speaker 1: just go back another time until I eat the whole

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01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:49,479
Speaker 1: damn fact next time, you know, four times have the

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01:08:49,600 --> 01:08:53,240
Speaker 1: damn pa Oh yeah, especially my mom's sweep potato pie.

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Speaker 1: All right, all right, don't get on the scale the

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01:08:57,840 --> 01:09:01,840
Speaker 1: weeks of Thanksgiving and Christmas. Just don't even bother or

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01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:03,920
Speaker 1: maybe even for the rest of the year. Don't do it.

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01:09:04,120 --> 01:09:08,639
Speaker 1: Don't do it. You send yourself into something. Yeah, don't

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01:09:08,760 --> 01:09:11,479
Speaker 1: let mean comments get to you. Try to shake off

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01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:20,160
Speaker 1: the critics like you're you know, miserable relatives. Yeah, yeah,

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01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:25,479
Speaker 1: badass that ain't fold pieces of pie. Yeah, we're just

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01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:28,160
Speaker 1: we're just giving you advice so you won't have to

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01:09:28,240 --> 01:09:33,240
Speaker 1: feel bad you're taking a whole holiday maybe looking at you. Yeah, here,

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Speaker 1: here's another one too, though, Like that, you have to

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01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:41,599
Speaker 1: talk to people about you know, listen, you know going

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01:09:41,840 --> 01:09:47,080
Speaker 1: into Thanksgiving that your ass is fat. You know it's

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01:09:47,240 --> 01:09:51,240
Speaker 1: not fitting the change, not over the holidays. So if

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01:09:51,280 --> 01:09:56,040
Speaker 1: you're going into the going into the holidays already fat,

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01:09:56,920 --> 01:10:02,320
Speaker 1: ride that all way through January, okay, through the through

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Speaker 1: the through twenty twenty. You're saying, okay, uh, do give

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01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:12,120
Speaker 1: yourself permission to be more relaxed about diet and exercise

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01:10:12,280 --> 01:10:16,840
Speaker 1: during the holidays. Yeah, caucas you're not gonna do it.

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01:10:17,280 --> 01:10:22,280
Speaker 1: You don't forget to eat healthy foods and lighter fear

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01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:25,439
Speaker 1: to balance out all those sweets and leftovers, all right,

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01:10:26,479 --> 01:10:35,639
Speaker 1: and nobody fit to do that. No nobody else had

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01:10:35,680 --> 01:10:43,320
Speaker 1: a salad ever ever making potato salad. That's about it,

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01:10:44,479 --> 01:10:47,479
Speaker 1: all right. Do keep moving with dancing, walking, playing, and

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01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:49,840
Speaker 1: the snow with your love on one so you can

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01:10:49,880 --> 01:10:53,160
Speaker 1: do that, you know, at least move. Okay, if you're

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Speaker 1: having it at your house, these are three things you need.

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01:10:56,600 --> 01:11:01,000
Speaker 1: You're gonna need a plungeing all the paper and for breeze. Okay,

1114
01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:07,400
Speaker 1: listen to me. You're gonna need a plunger at your house.

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01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:12,240
Speaker 1: Is at your house, You're gonna need You'll not forget

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01:11:12,320 --> 01:11:14,240
Speaker 1: these day. Before you get a turkey, you need to

1117
01:11:14,280 --> 01:11:20,080
Speaker 1: get a plunder and for breeze and it needs to

1118
01:11:20,160 --> 01:11:26,719
Speaker 1: be in the eating restroom. Okay, put that in the turkey.

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01:11:29,680 --> 01:11:32,880
Speaker 1: Before you can get a turkey, you need you need

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01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:39,160
Speaker 1: a plunger him and him him, and you need to

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01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:41,639
Speaker 1: put them in. You need one of them industrial type

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01:11:41,680 --> 01:11:47,280
Speaker 1: blunder and black that here black with that nipple on

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01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:55,479
Speaker 1: the front of it. Yeahs before turkey. Yeah, you need

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01:11:55,760 --> 01:11:59,080
Speaker 1: put a special handle on that plunger that like a

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01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:09,040
Speaker 1: bicycle pump. Yes, with the griffin a piece sticking out

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01:12:09,240 --> 01:12:11,080
Speaker 1: where you can put your foot on it. Lock my

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01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:23,439
Speaker 1: show special. So those are your holiday eating tips from

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Speaker 1: the st Harby at Military Great toilet Paper. Coming up, guys,

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Speaker 1: we have more trending stories on the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: That'll be at twenty minutes after the hour. Right after this,

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Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Morning Show. All right, it's time

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Speaker 1: for another round of would you rather here we go?

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01:12:47,600 --> 01:12:52,720
Speaker 1: Would you rather be great phenomenal at sex but your

1134
01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:57,080
Speaker 1: body jacked up? Would you rather be bad at sex

1135
01:12:57,160 --> 01:13:00,880
Speaker 1: than have a great body. I will gonna go with

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01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:07,439
Speaker 1: a cousin. Yeah, did you say you're there? Now? I'm

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Speaker 1: that now different? Yeah, I'm damn that a right now.

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01:13:13,680 --> 01:13:15,840
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure some people WI see me necking and go,

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01:13:16,040 --> 01:13:20,760
Speaker 1: m okay, ain't no problem. Yeah. But I bet if

1140
01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:22,679
Speaker 1: you laid I don't know, you think it gonna change.

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01:13:23,320 --> 01:13:25,599
Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. That all I say I ain't.

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01:13:25,760 --> 01:13:28,280
Speaker 1: I ain't bragging about nothing. But if you get laid down,

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01:13:28,720 --> 01:13:33,360
Speaker 1: your opinion to me gonna be different. Nah, I'm not

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01:13:33,520 --> 01:13:36,519
Speaker 1: fit to have no great ass body that ain't figured.

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01:13:37,439 --> 01:13:40,360
Speaker 1: I got it too late for the you ever been fine?

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01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:50,120
Speaker 1: Be fine? You're listening to morning show? Well, U Jay

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01:13:50,400 --> 01:13:53,760
Speaker 1: is here. We're so happy when you're here with us, Jay,

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01:13:53,880 --> 01:13:57,960
Speaker 1: that means you're healthy and good. Uh and and Jay,

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01:13:58,360 --> 01:14:01,200
Speaker 1: I don't know where you find the time, but apparently

1150
01:14:01,439 --> 01:14:05,960
Speaker 1: you've written another book of the book What is Your Age? That?

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01:14:06,920 --> 01:14:18,320
Speaker 1: What was that? Love? That Love? By eleven I got

1152
01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:23,360
Speaker 1: But this is this is my newest book. This is

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01:14:23,439 --> 01:14:26,160
Speaker 1: my newest book. The name of the book is it's

1154
01:14:26,320 --> 01:14:29,960
Speaker 1: very catchy. You'll catch on this. Sometimes ken folks ain't

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01:14:29,960 --> 01:14:32,200
Speaker 1: work for damn, or you can use the S word.

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01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:36,680
Speaker 1: That's the title of the book. One more time. Sometimes

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01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:39,680
Speaker 1: ken folks ain't worth for damn, or you can use

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01:14:39,880 --> 01:14:44,920
Speaker 1: the S word. So that's that's the title of the book.

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01:14:44,960 --> 01:14:48,240
Speaker 1: And it's several chapters in there that everybody who has

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01:14:48,400 --> 01:14:52,120
Speaker 1: ken folks can relate to. In my new book calls

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01:14:52,360 --> 01:14:55,360
Speaker 1: sometimes can folks damn? You can use the for chapter one,

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01:14:56,160 --> 01:14:58,840
Speaker 1: just because you got a big house, they can show

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01:14:58,960 --> 01:15:05,200
Speaker 1: up and stay for free. That's chapter one. Oh man,

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01:15:05,400 --> 01:15:08,120
Speaker 1: that that daddy. Chapter two, I kind of get into

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01:15:08,280 --> 01:15:12,080
Speaker 1: some personal stuff that they think your house is storage.

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01:15:12,240 --> 01:15:14,599
Speaker 1: Let me put something in your garage for a couple

1167
01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:18,400
Speaker 1: of days. I mean it's been in there, ain't much now,

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01:15:18,560 --> 01:15:22,800
Speaker 1: it ain't moved. You know the old I don't even

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Speaker 1: know what it is myself. I didn't live it up.

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01:15:24,760 --> 01:15:28,080
Speaker 1: I don't know that. Chapter three, okay, this is if

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01:15:28,160 --> 01:15:31,320
Speaker 1: you have a big house. Uh, can folk get confused

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01:15:31,360 --> 01:15:34,000
Speaker 1: in a new book? Sometimes can folking for damn? And

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01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:37,360
Speaker 1: you can use the S word. They think they think

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01:15:37,520 --> 01:15:41,320
Speaker 1: you're the daddy. What they don't understand is you're the granddaddy,

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01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:48,839
Speaker 1: not the daddy. Daddy. Some of those problems this is personal.

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01:15:49,240 --> 01:15:51,439
Speaker 1: Some of those problems need to go to the daddy,

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01:15:51,720 --> 01:15:55,200
Speaker 1: not the granddaddy. Okay, you need to go right to

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01:15:55,479 --> 01:15:59,519
Speaker 1: the daddy. Okay. Oh, this is a chapter. If you

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01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:02,160
Speaker 1: my book, my new book called sometimes Ken folks, don't

1180
01:16:02,160 --> 01:16:04,439
Speaker 1: go for damn or you can use the S word.

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01:16:04,840 --> 01:16:08,160
Speaker 1: I don't think you a bad guy if you don't babysit,

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01:16:08,360 --> 01:16:12,760
Speaker 1: I don't baby sit. Okay, I smoke things. I do

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01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:18,720
Speaker 1: things that around kids. And and when you come back,

1184
01:16:18,760 --> 01:16:21,080
Speaker 1: he gonna have a whole different attitude if you leave

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01:16:21,160 --> 01:16:24,519
Speaker 1: him here. Okay. If he's gonna he gonna be a

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01:16:24,600 --> 01:16:29,000
Speaker 1: little he gonna be hungry's gonna be sleepy. B Yeah,

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01:16:29,240 --> 01:16:37,040
Speaker 1: you're gonna come pick up a little at in my

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01:16:37,240 --> 01:16:40,360
Speaker 1: new book. In my new book, sometimes can with a damn,

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01:16:40,479 --> 01:16:46,080
Speaker 1: or you can use the sword. They think you a

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Speaker 1: finance coming in. That's my book. That's my books. Several

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01:16:48,920 --> 01:16:51,960
Speaker 1: chapters in then and be out soon. Uh, sometimes can

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01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:54,240
Speaker 1: damn you can use the check it out in my

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01:16:54,280 --> 01:16:58,280
Speaker 1: new book. Yeah, and I will. It's gonna be. It's

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01:16:58,320 --> 01:17:01,320
Speaker 1: gonna be. I love him all right. Coming up, our

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Speaker 1: last break of the day and some closing remarks from

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Speaker 1: the One and Only Steve Harvey. Right after this, we'll

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Speaker 1: be back at forty nine after you're listening to the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. This portion of the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: of the day. What do you have for us? Closing remarks?

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Speaker 1: Let's get it. You know, something I've been learning, y'all,

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Speaker 1: and I guess I've been sharing because I've been doing

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Speaker 1: these morning meditations has really been helpful to me, you know,

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01:17:52,240 --> 01:17:57,000
Speaker 1: or so really really been having a really profound effect

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01:17:57,080 --> 01:17:58,719
Speaker 1: on my life. And I guess don't want to share

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01:17:58,760 --> 01:18:02,280
Speaker 1: with you all because of it's happening to me currently.

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Speaker 1: And there's something that's happening that's really really had an

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Speaker 1: impact on my life. I didn't know I started doing

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Speaker 1: these morning meditations, right, and so part of it is

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01:18:15,120 --> 01:18:17,519
Speaker 1: I got this app, this Bible app you know. Look,

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01:18:17,560 --> 01:18:19,880
Speaker 1: I ain't no preacher, so you could take the message

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01:18:19,880 --> 01:18:21,880
Speaker 1: from them. I'm just telling you what I'm doing and

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Speaker 1: how it's improved my life. I'm not a perfect person,

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01:18:25,320 --> 01:18:28,600
Speaker 1: so I don't even really you know, kind of be

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Speaker 1: really honest. I don't even think I'm trying to be perfect.

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to be a good person. Man. Some

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Speaker 1: of the mistakes I make, I really don't. I don't know, man,

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01:18:39,880 --> 01:18:43,560
Speaker 1: some of the mistakes I make, I ain't really you know,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm a little confused about myself sometimes

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01:18:47,560 --> 01:18:50,200
Speaker 1: it's kind of clay. I guess I am improving and

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01:18:50,360 --> 01:18:52,840
Speaker 1: trying to be better, but I'm not making the same

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01:18:52,920 --> 01:18:55,280
Speaker 1: mistakes over and over. I'm just finding out that it's

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Speaker 1: it's not as easy to be a great person all

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Speaker 1: the time because we're humans, you know, right, you know

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01:19:04,800 --> 01:19:08,720
Speaker 1: We're gonna all make mistakes, and so I've definitely made

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Speaker 1: my share. But I keep on climbing and I keep

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Speaker 1: on striving, So I guess I am trying to get

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Speaker 1: a lot better. So I take that back, I am.

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Speaker 1: But a friend of mine sent me a scripture, and

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01:19:19,120 --> 01:19:26,000
Speaker 1: the scripture is Psalms five, five and three. But I

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01:19:27,320 --> 01:19:30,479
Speaker 1: started reading from one all the way down to four

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Speaker 1: and he said, hey, man, before you start your day

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Speaker 1: in your morning meditation, he said, I want you to

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01:19:37,520 --> 01:19:40,160
Speaker 1: add the scripture. So part of my morning meditation is

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01:19:41,040 --> 01:19:45,240
Speaker 1: I have these, like, oh, daily words that I read

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Speaker 1: from a gift that someone gave me for my birthday.

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01:19:48,920 --> 01:19:51,600
Speaker 1: And then I have a King James Bible, and I

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01:19:51,720 --> 01:19:55,120
Speaker 1: have a New Living Version of the Bible because I

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01:19:55,240 --> 01:19:58,840
Speaker 1: can't understand the King James version sometimes while I had

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01:19:58,920 --> 01:20:01,400
Speaker 1: these two side by side. So whatever script I'm reading

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Speaker 1: in the King James, I also have a you know,

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Speaker 1: New Living Testament with modern English in it so I

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Speaker 1: can really get an understanding of it. And inside one

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Speaker 1: of my notes is two pages one sheet of paper

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Speaker 1: has things that I make sure that I read off

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Speaker 1: every morning to thank him for because I don't want

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Speaker 1: to be ungrateful. I want him to know that I'm

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Speaker 1: grateful for what all he's done for me. And I

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Speaker 1: do this every morning, whether I'm having a great morning

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Speaker 1: or not, whether I got some bad news the night

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Speaker 1: before or not, or whether somebody said the answer to

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Speaker 1: your question is no, you gotta try something else. I

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Speaker 1: read the thank you list anyway, and some of the

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Speaker 1: stuff on my thank you list, it's stuff that someone

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Speaker 1: has told me know about, but I thank God for

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Speaker 1: it anyway, because what I've learned is I remember I've

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Speaker 1: often been told no a bunch of times and it

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Speaker 1: turned out to be a yes. So I thank him

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Speaker 1: even when I get some disappointing news about a request

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Speaker 1: that I put in. So I put in my thank

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Speaker 1: yous first, then my next sheet of paper that's about

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Speaker 1: fifty things I thank him for every day, and then

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Speaker 1: I have another people about fifty so things on it

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Speaker 1: that I'm asking for. He said, before you read that list, Steve,

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Speaker 1: he said, I want you to read Psalms five and three.

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Speaker 1: And then it was so crazy because he said, Man,

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Speaker 1: since you're doing this every morning, do this. Five and

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Speaker 1: three says Lord in the morning. You hear my voice.

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Speaker 1: In the morning, I pray to you, and I wait

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Speaker 1: for you in hope. And so when he sent me

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Speaker 1: the scripture, he sent it from another version, and he

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Speaker 1: says after he God hears him, hears him when he

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Speaker 1: prayed the morning, he cries out to him. He waits

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Speaker 1: expectedly throughout the day. And so you know, I've often

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Speaker 1: talked to y'all about living your life as a life

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Speaker 1: of it expectation. That's the only way to draw a

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Speaker 1: great life is to expect a great life. The only

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Speaker 1: way to think to be a great person is you

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Speaker 1: have to think great people thoughts. If you want to

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Speaker 1: be successful, you have to have successful thoughts. If you

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Speaker 1: have negative thoughts, you're gonna be a negative person. So

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Speaker 1: I've often said, you know, a man is as he thinks,

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Speaker 1: and you have to live your life in expectation. But

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Speaker 1: this really clear to love for me. Man. I'm giving

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Speaker 1: it to y'all. Psalms too through four and I just

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Speaker 1: started reading this and well it's three through four, but

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Speaker 1: I read two through four. It said, my King and

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Speaker 1: my God hear me. When I cry for help, I

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Speaker 1: pray to you Lord. In the morning You're hear me,

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Speaker 1: and then that morning I pray to you and I

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Speaker 1: wait on you in hope. That's that expectation, y'all. That

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Speaker 1: has changed the game for me, because it's taught me

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Speaker 1: so many things, man, about how my mindset should be

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Speaker 1: to be again the day. And even if you're not

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Speaker 1: getting the things on your request list, be thankful for him,

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Speaker 1: because just because somebody told you no, that ain't necessarily

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Speaker 1: God telling you no. And a lot of times people

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Speaker 1: get off, they hustle too quick before the real blessing

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Speaker 1: come through just because that person said no. Maybe God

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Speaker 1: working on it from another angle. But as soon as

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Speaker 1: you hear no and you stop wanting it or hoping

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Speaker 1: for it, now your faith is gone in it. Now

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Speaker 1: you can't get it because God don't give you what

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Speaker 1: you won't He give you what you believe. So from

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Speaker 1: now on, when you hearing no, leave it on your list.

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Speaker 1: You don't know. That's that person told you know. You

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Speaker 1: don't know what God doing on the other side, but

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Speaker 1: he hear you every morning. He do here. I just

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Speaker 1: want y'all know that, so try to try to scripture

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