WEBVTT - "The Talkative Expert" with Dulcé Sloan

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<v Speaker 1>Forever.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the sound of the police, is too fato? Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>what's up Marie? Hi? Friend?

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<v Speaker 3>I was so late today and I was early. This

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<v Speaker 3>is what is mercury and retrogred again? I don't know, Sis,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry. I stepped outside to catch the bus and

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<v Speaker 3>I saw it leave SI, and I was like, well,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not chasing this bus down in this gentrified neighborhood. Sis,

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<v Speaker 3>eyes low, your eyes low? Yeah, friend, I think I'm

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<v Speaker 3>still high from yesterday. You we have got okay? Fuck everything,

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<v Speaker 3>forget about my expertise, what about you?

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<v Speaker 2>Not about you?

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<v Speaker 3>Last night I did what I wasn't feeling good, but

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, I know Marie's having a good night,

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<v Speaker 3>but I was. I felt like shit, why because I

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<v Speaker 3>started the new medication.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm out of it.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel nauseous and just trash. Well you look good, friend,

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, this mock turtle that you got on, this

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<v Speaker 3>hair and a pony. This fuck out the compliments, bitch?

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<v Speaker 3>What was going on last night?

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<v Speaker 2>Tell her?

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<v Speaker 3>So I went to this weed infused dinner and I'm

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<v Speaker 3>saying that we're dinner loosely. Well, white people invite you

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<v Speaker 3>to dinner. It's gonna be past plates. It's gonna be

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<v Speaker 3>small like tasting things. It's gonna be kale and scallops.

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<v Speaker 3>It's gonna it's gonna be like is this a peanut sauce?

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway?

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<v Speaker 3>So yes, yes, why people invite you to dinner? Like

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<v Speaker 3>when black folks, if I need a dinner, it's gonna

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<v Speaker 3>be right with the little heat things, right. White folks

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<v Speaker 3>are like, okay, well this is these are spring rolls,

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<v Speaker 3>vegan with something sauce, prefern. I want a plate and

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<v Speaker 3>a fork and knife I eat today, not finger food.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but then don't say that it's dinner, is what

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 4>For me, That is dinner.

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<v Speaker 2>A little well, y'all models or whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>I need to get it together because were there to eat.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway? Okay, the dinner? What happened?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so we're we're all there's a bunch of comedians.

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<v Speaker 2>Were there there. I'm there with a dude. But you know,

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<v Speaker 2>we look good together, so it doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, end of the show. We're sitting We're sitting in

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<v Speaker 3>the corner of comedians.

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<v Speaker 2>No friend, you know they all ugly. Oh wow, on

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<v Speaker 2>the record before on the record, leave that they'll never

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<v Speaker 2>invite you again sis, Well, well, I was in performances.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just there. I have to be nice to

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<v Speaker 2>be bop.

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<v Speaker 3>The drinks were infused, the food was infused, and we

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<v Speaker 3>were smoking in the room.

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<v Speaker 2>We're just laughing the entire time. No, just me and

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<v Speaker 2>him were smoking. Coronavirus good two of us.

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<v Speaker 3>Last comic is on stage performing this lady planks on

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<v Speaker 3>her face like not the comedians. Somebody in the audience

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<v Speaker 3>just fell and let it on her face. Passed out,

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<v Speaker 3>whole show over. That's what we needed shown this bit up.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you start stealing?

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<v Speaker 3>No, because they started putting stuff away, bitch, And I'm

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<v Speaker 3>like I should have. I was just about to go

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<v Speaker 3>to the bar to get another drink and this lady

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<v Speaker 3>face planted and then and stayed there with their blood.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody was like it did and we high, so we're

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<v Speaker 2>just like delayed it. Ah, laughing. We're laughing at this

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<v Speaker 2>lady who let it on her face. Trash.

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<v Speaker 3>Someone's like, call an ambulance. I was like, it's y'all

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<v Speaker 3>would be better off just putting her in an uber. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that's what a real friend would do, is put you

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<v Speaker 3>in an uber, not an ambulance.

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<v Speaker 2>That's true.

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<v Speaker 3>It's gonna cost her twenty three thousand dollars anyway. They

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<v Speaker 3>don't care about her. They called an ambulance, the cops came.

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<v Speaker 2>They made us all leave. Marie. It was the last

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<v Speaker 2>comic of the night, and I was just starting to

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<v Speaker 2>feel good. I was like, Oh, this is a cute

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<v Speaker 2>little high and then record scratch you guys gotta go.

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<v Speaker 3>So on the way out, I was like, well, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>just grabbing drink because it's already done, like it was

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<v Speaker 3>sitting there.

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<v Speaker 2>So I just took it nice, you know, a little

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<v Speaker 2>road beverage. What kind of drink was I don't know, girl.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it had alcohol.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean it had alcohol, and I think it had

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<v Speaker 3>a weed in it, So that's why I took it.

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<v Speaker 2>Did it get anybody's dick hard? And panties? What what

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<v Speaker 2>I'm asking? You? Were there on a date? Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't have panties on last night. I had a

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<v Speaker 2>skirt on. You are hot?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, you fuck like I'm gonna catch pneumonium

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<v Speaker 3>a pussy tonight. I love it sick, but I had

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<v Speaker 3>a long what was it coughing? No, it was that coughing,

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<v Speaker 3>but its nose was running you kiss music. You need

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<v Speaker 3>some mutes next for that poos for that puls.

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<v Speaker 2>So what happened? Did you hook up in the car?

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<v Speaker 2>A little bit? A little bit, A little bit in

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<v Speaker 2>the cart, bit on the go on the diicking dash.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it? So yeah, yeah, yeah, it was what

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<v Speaker 2>you do in the car. Okay, Sydney, you I forgot.

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<v Speaker 2>This is not the Patreon somebody anyway, I'm living rightly

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<v Speaker 2>through you. Fuck you, thank you friend. Oh wow, I

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<v Speaker 2>know you got fucked.

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<v Speaker 3>So okay, we'll talk about this on the Patreon that

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<v Speaker 3>hopefully we can record soon.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, that's great. I'm happy for you. It was a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a little hook up in the car, and

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<v Speaker 3>then you know, we had to give somebody a ride,

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<v Speaker 3>so it was like she found us.

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<v Speaker 2>What did you get a ride somebody else?

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<v Speaker 3>Don't worry about it, friend, anyway, that was what I

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<v Speaker 3>was an expert in last night. I was an expert

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<v Speaker 3>of just being high for twenty four hours?

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<v Speaker 2>Was it a friend a mutual friend? Yes, well my friend?

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<v Speaker 2>So oh wow, okay, yeah, interesting, okay, okay, here we go. Yep,

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<v Speaker 2>how are you doing? Friend? What are you an expert in?

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<v Speaker 2>That's absolutely nothing? Wow? That's how you feel.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, oh, you had a lot of questions for Maria.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah I am, and not a single response. Things make sense? Now?

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<v Speaker 2>What makes sense why I wasn't invited?

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<v Speaker 3>You want an invited because you are sober? Why would

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<v Speaker 3>you go to a weed to watch everybody.

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<v Speaker 4>Smoke, watch the girl pass out?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I wouldnt catch a contact high. I would have.

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<v Speaker 2>I would have gone live Sidney.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know why you'd be upset that I don't

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<v Speaker 3>invite you to drug things.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, sometimes you just want to get an invite. Girl.

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<v Speaker 2>You wasn't in the right head space yesterday anyway, that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>We literally just talked about this.

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<v Speaker 3>I would have said, thank you for the invite. Girl,

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<v Speaker 3>I love an invite Sydney. And I would be like,

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<v Speaker 3>I can't go Sydney. You're messing with my high right now?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? See how big my eyes are getting? Andrew,

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<v Speaker 2>do you like invites even if you can't go?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, of course exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not wasting an invite for somebody that's not gonna come.

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<v Speaker 2>It's rich she was not gonna come.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we expect this sort of thing from you.

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<v Speaker 3>WHOAHP do we expect this sort of thing from Sydney.

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<v Speaker 4>Sydney is a little bit different.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, he's calling me sad?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, fuck you not calling you mean?

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<v Speaker 2>He's calling me sad and sensitive. Well look, okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know where else to go from here.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm in a great mood. I'm feeling good. You guys

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<v Speaker 3>are listening to this, and you can tell that I'm

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<v Speaker 3>in a great mood. She is, So I'm just leaving

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<v Speaker 3>it right there. I didn't do anything, Okay, I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>do anything wrong.

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<v Speaker 4>Nope, you didn't do anything, did anything right?

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<v Speaker 2>And you you not doing this to me?

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<v Speaker 3>Not not during, not during women's history?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that what we do today? It is women's history.

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<v Speaker 2>She wasn't gonna come, No, So why would I invite her, Marie?

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<v Speaker 2>I invite you to stuff even if I think you

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<v Speaker 2>can't come. It's a lot. There's plenty stuff that you

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<v Speaker 2>do not invite me to.

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<v Speaker 3>And then you're like, oh, I thought I thought I

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<v Speaker 3>sent you the information.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, let me see if I could add you to

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<v Speaker 2>the like, if I could, Sydney.

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<v Speaker 4>That was actually really good of Sydney, you were bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>That does not sound like me at all.

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<v Speaker 4>No, like the it doesn't sound like her voice, but

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<v Speaker 4>like the way that she would talk in that sort

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<v Speaker 4>of state.

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<v Speaker 3>Andrew, I know Sydney, and that's what she does to me.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not She's like, oh, I mean, i'll see if

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<v Speaker 3>they have another I'll just see. Or they said that

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<v Speaker 3>I could invite anybody, otherwise I would have invited you.

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<v Speaker 2>I have never said that to me.

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<v Speaker 3>You literally said, did I.

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<v Speaker 2>Say that you're an expert in lying this? That's a

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<v Speaker 2>expert in the lying. Wow, that is lies.

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<v Speaker 3>Anytime there's like a channel, anytime there's like an invite, saving,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not saving it when you're not invited, I'd be like, yo,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not saying that you've not invited me the things,

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<v Speaker 3>but I'm saying there are more things that you do

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<v Speaker 3>not invite me to than you do.

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<v Speaker 2>She's lying, Okay, all right, And you know my memory

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<v Speaker 2>is trash.

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<v Speaker 3>If you look, if you watch Sydney's stories or you

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<v Speaker 3>go to Sydney's Instagram, and she's like here and she's

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<v Speaker 3>there and she's moving and she's shaking.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not in all of them photo. That's a fucking lie.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a fure in everything. Shack Sydney.

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<v Speaker 3>We would be like, yeah, you could come, but uh,

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<v Speaker 3>you want Marie to come to Absolutely she has to.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, she has to come anyway, Sydney, I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't invite you to my date yesterday, so that was

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<v Speaker 3>not gonna happen.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep.

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<v Speaker 3>But other people were invited to they were also on dates. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>I guess I gotta just get a date. Maybe our

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<v Speaker 3>guest is into women. Nah, wow, okay, no home, no homophobia.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't do that, you asked me. I told you she

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<v Speaker 2>should know.

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<v Speaker 3>No, mean's no, let's talk about let's bring our guests

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<v Speaker 3>in because she can weigh in on what she's heard

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<v Speaker 3>thus far. I don't I don't have This is the

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<v Speaker 3>first time in unofficial expert history that I don't have

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<v Speaker 3>an expertise.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Sydney, because I asked if you have not, I

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<v Speaker 2>really just I don't have one today. So it happens

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<v Speaker 2>and it's fine. It's good.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Well tea on te Uh Yeah, our guest today

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<v Speaker 3>hot like fire Fuego. Speaking of Latina, Yes she is,

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<v Speaker 3>she's Afro Latina.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not like Sydney.

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<v Speaker 3>She's just back, hold on, hold on. She's a correspondent

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<v Speaker 3>for the Daily Show. Yes, she's one of our dearest friends.

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<v Speaker 3>She invites us to all the events she does invites

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<v Speaker 3>from them either oh wow, okay, okay, you know. And

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<v Speaker 3>on that note, let's give it up for our chatty expert.

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<v Speaker 2>D'll say, slow, our talkative expert.

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<v Speaker 3>Regardless of what that website said uh in their Instagram.

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<v Speaker 2>I am not Afro Latina. I've never said I was

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<v Speaker 2>Afro Latina.

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<v Speaker 3>But your name is Dulce and you speak of the

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<v Speaker 3>Spanish right, Because my family's from Miami. So my mother

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<v Speaker 3>had a friend who is a Cuban friend growing up

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<v Speaker 3>with and she liked the name, so she gave it

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<v Speaker 3>to me. And then when you go to school in Miami,

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<v Speaker 3>you start taking Spanish in kindergarten. So when we moved back,

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<v Speaker 3>I was in the fourth grade, so I started. I

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<v Speaker 3>took Spanish class every single day, fourth grade, fifth grade,

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<v Speaker 3>sixth grade.

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<v Speaker 2>So I loved. That's how people should say my name.

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<v Speaker 3>No one says that all grew up mostly in Georgia

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<v Speaker 3>with the name like Doula Sap, So I've never been called.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, so you lived in Miami but also Georgia mostly.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I've lived in Georgia, Florida, Oklahoma, and Colorado.

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<v Speaker 2>Good God, Colorado. Yeah, so Oklahoma, you're doing a lot. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>was your family on the run? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>My child sponsored by U haul. So I was born

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<v Speaker 3>in Miami. We moved to Oklahoma. My brother was born

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<v Speaker 3>in Oklahoma, and then when my parents put up, we

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<v Speaker 3>moved to Colorado and then we left.

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<v Speaker 2>Colorado was a bad divorce. Yeah, they took the state.

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<v Speaker 3>We love because like me and my mom are born

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<v Speaker 3>in Miami. My father, my brother born in Oklahoma City.

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<v Speaker 3>We moved to Colorado because my mother's home girl was there.

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<v Speaker 3>So when they left, we went there. And then we

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<v Speaker 3>moved to Atlanta because my uncle lived there. And then

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<v Speaker 3>we moved back to Miami after Hurricane Andrew, and then

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<v Speaker 3>we moved back to Atlanta.

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<v Speaker 2>Sounded like she was running from some debtors. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>mean born the American Girl people, because them fuckers could

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<v Speaker 2>find me anywhere, that girl the doll people.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, that day a magazine showed up wherever the fuck

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<v Speaker 3>we live, I'd have told them nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you have an American girl dog?

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<v Speaker 3>Not till I was twenty four years old, you had

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<v Speaker 3>you got Addie.

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<v Speaker 2>I got Addie for my twenty fourth birthday.

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<v Speaker 3>Literally, you you don't say, slow, yeah, got Addie the

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<v Speaker 3>slave doll for your twenty fourth birthday because my mother said,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not buying a nine year old one hundred dollar

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<v Speaker 3>a dollar? What the fuck do I look like? Do

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<v Speaker 3>you still have Addie? Yes, she's in her Kinsinnana dress.

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<v Speaker 3>And you say that you're not like who well Addie is?

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<v Speaker 3>Because my for my thirtieth birthday, I had a doubler kntiinnana.

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<v Speaker 3>So I had a kna.

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<v Speaker 2>Doubla kin Signeta. It's double fifteen.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't say I don't whatever you come, everybody do that come.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what you are. That story. My mother hates Gloria Stepan.

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<v Speaker 2>She won't tell me what.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh she won't her and my aunt because I was

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<v Speaker 3>telling them about one of my friends. Their cousin was

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<v Speaker 3>in the Gloria Stepan Broadway show, and my aunt was

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<v Speaker 3>staying with us for a little bit, and I was like, oh, mommy,

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<v Speaker 3>you know Roley and Sally their colored their cousins in

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<v Speaker 3>the Gloria Stephan Musical, and both of them, not looking

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<v Speaker 3>at each other, took a beat and went, man, fuck

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<v Speaker 3>Gloria Stephan.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, what just happened?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, they're both from they both grew up in Miami.

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<v Speaker 3>Neither one of me would tell me what the beef is. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>where's Gloria Stefan from. She's Cuban, so she grew up

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<v Speaker 3>in Miami. Okay, so maybe she stole somebody. Man, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know everybody, let me do that. All I know

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<v Speaker 3>is she was twenty one when I was born, so

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what happened Gloria my mother.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, how old was Gloria when you was born? Because

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<v Speaker 2>I suppose too they know each other.

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<v Speaker 3>She said, are you actually I'm sixty two years old.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm much amazing. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm eternal. You're beautiful.

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<v Speaker 3>I think you're so much friend. Yea, my skin has

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<v Speaker 3>been sucking up, especially since I came back to Puerto Rico.

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<v Speaker 3>My skin has been fucking What happened in Puerto Rica?

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<v Speaker 3>I was filming a movie.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, dropped some credits. Let's talk about it. What film?

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<v Speaker 2>It's called chick Fight. It's about to be a girl fight.

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<v Speaker 2>What a fun song. I love that song. I love

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<v Speaker 2>throwing bows. I need to be on the playlist. It's

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<v Speaker 2>about to be a girl fight. What a whisper? And

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<v Speaker 2>then we throw them boats. Little John went about the swag.

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<v Speaker 2>She really meant that. What happened to broke Valentine?

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<v Speaker 3>She was on Love and Hip Hop Hollywood. It was

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<v Speaker 3>absolute basuda. She was starting all the drama and people

0:14:48.840 --> 0:14:50.840
<v Speaker 3>kept calling her broke. But then she started calling other

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<v Speaker 3>people broke. It was a mess.

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<v Speaker 2>Well she was broke, that's why she was on the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Well her broke Valentine. Yes, yes, they were, they were,

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<v Speaker 2>they were. I love a pun they were.

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<v Speaker 3>But I will say her baby hairs were not poor poor,

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<v Speaker 3>they were very like ripping.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, so she had I mean, you gotta be

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<v Speaker 2>laid down. You're talking shit, man.

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<v Speaker 3>Your hair should look good if you're an employeed, you

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<v Speaker 3>know what I mean, Like always be ready for like

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<v Speaker 3>a job to call.

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<v Speaker 2>Justin gaze. What were we just talking about me being

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<v Speaker 2>in a movie? Ah?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, So I was in Puerto Rico for a

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<v Speaker 3>month shooting this movie, Chick Fight's independent film.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like the second lead in the movies.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, number two on the call sheet, number two on

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<v Speaker 3>the call sheet like three.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, okay, it don't matter. The zero's is cute.

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<v Speaker 3>She did, okay, And so yeah, we were down there.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's like me Malin Ackerman, Bella Thorne, Bella Thorn,

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<v Speaker 3>Alec Baldwin, Kevin.

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<v Speaker 2>Nash, Oh wow, you got names on there, Alec Mapa

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<v Speaker 2>fortune filmster. So it was a lot of fun, Like Baldwin,

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<v Speaker 2>is there something Alec Baldwin is not doing right now? Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>that man is work.

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<v Speaker 3>You gotta feed all them days, the kids. He guess

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<v Speaker 3>like he just had like another baby. Okay, he's the

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<v Speaker 3>white Eddie Murphy.

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<v Speaker 2>They still swimming, they still come on, Michael Phelps.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's whady cut my nails down because I had

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<v Speaker 3>to learn how I had to do all this fight

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<v Speaker 3>choreograt to fight somebody fight choreography.

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<v Speaker 2>But you you seem like you can already. You seem

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<v Speaker 2>like you already.

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<v Speaker 3>I think anybody could throw some hands if you really

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<v Speaker 3>had to. No, I haven't been, like I feel like

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<v Speaker 3>my wrist strength is not I don't know words hurt,

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<v Speaker 3>but my fist they.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't very is very loose and game just a very limp,

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<v Speaker 2>just very what noodle.

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<v Speaker 3>No, Because like I just had to because like my

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<v Speaker 3>nails were too long for my fist to close, So

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<v Speaker 3>I had to get my nails cut.

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<v Speaker 2>There well, usually if you have long now you can't

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<v Speaker 2>fight nobody.

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<v Speaker 3>But they didn't stop anybody from along second generation of suburbs.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you so much. Okay, I get your here, friend, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>well I got that. My mother worked very hard for

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<v Speaker 2>me to speak this way. Okay, but your named is Sloan. Listen,

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<v Speaker 2>you have a middle name Lazaria.

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<v Speaker 3>La when you're Afro Latina stopping.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you denying your roots?

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<v Speaker 3>Because my grandmother was from South Georgia and my grandfather

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<v Speaker 3>is from North Florida. She was born by the river basically,

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<v Speaker 3>and then my father sided from Oklahoma.

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<v Speaker 2>Ain't no Latinos in Oklahoma? They don't they are?

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<v Speaker 3>Now somebody had had an affair with Muddy Mighty. They

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<v Speaker 3>sing that song to me every time I tell them

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<v Speaker 3>my name is Marie. That's it's like, but I didn't say,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's not Maria. No, But they're like Maddy, and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, it's Marie. I love that song they played

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<v Speaker 3>all the time. I was like, please that whine and

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<v Speaker 3>as on that song, troke mezy.

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<v Speaker 2>You know you're my love. Nobody hit him in the mouth.

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<v Speaker 2>He made me so mad.

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<v Speaker 3>You make me so mad telling us that you're not

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<v Speaker 3>Afro Latin. Well say something is Spanish to us about us?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? What ye say something in Spanish about us? Podcast?

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<v Speaker 2>Why do I have to come on? Speaking of the Spanish?

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<v Speaker 2>Did I speak customer service Spanish? Okay? Well that was fine.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, Okay, let's do a little rock say for Spanish President.

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<v Speaker 2>I do tell me that when I was working at

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<v Speaker 2>a job, he was like, because he asked me from

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<v Speaker 2>specs a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>He was like, we can alway speak Spanish. You just

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<v Speaker 3>pressed too. And I was like, I don't know what

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<v Speaker 3>you talk about, but that shit is hilarious. No, it's

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<v Speaker 3>confusing because it's the thing I can tell you. I

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<v Speaker 3>can't tell your lights back on. That's why I love Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>so wait, you gotta do the call. So because I

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<v Speaker 3>would get that, I would work at the place and

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<v Speaker 3>the thing would come and think, this is me and

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<v Speaker 3>sitting at our house, the the lights them color bring gracious,

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<v Speaker 3>put your mark on it?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh so? And the lights on in here? What's up?

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<v Speaker 2>And we paid the bill? See, we pay the bill

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<v Speaker 2>and we don't know how much? Is it? Information?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh nomenalquentare?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my number nine one seven? What's your name? No, Brey,

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was you said number. Got shut up.

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<v Speaker 2>Sydney Washington nine one seven tele nine one seven.

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<v Speaker 3>To two four four four four Okay direction address? Uh

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<v Speaker 3>huh okay uh one Eddy seven.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, don't give them your real that's not my dress

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<v Speaker 2>one seven Putnam Avenue.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Gee, this call, I can't okay, get wold with me, bitch.

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<v Speaker 3>I just want to put my fucking lights on.

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<v Speaker 2>What's good? What the problem is, hope, Let me transfer

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<v Speaker 2>you to that's it. Let me transfer you. That's it.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not gonna get loud. I can't get loud. I

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<v Speaker 2>work here.

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<v Speaker 3>I heard that when you're on a customer service call,

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<v Speaker 3>when you start to curse, they can hang up on you.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that true?

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<v Speaker 3>When they cursed you, you can hang up on them? No,

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<v Speaker 3>I thought when the customers started cursing at you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>you guys can hang up. But it depends on where

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<v Speaker 3>you work, because some places you can't hang up no

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<v Speaker 3>matter how they're talking to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh which places they'd be on the phone with me? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>when they stay like Dick Verizon.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, when I Power company, when people would start yelling

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<v Speaker 3>and cussing, I would put them on hold. Because I

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<v Speaker 3>couldn't hang up, but I could put them on hold,

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<v Speaker 3>So I go, one moment, please, ma'am, and i'd put

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<v Speaker 3>it on hold until they hung up. Sometimes they oh,

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<v Speaker 3>they're mad enough, they're not gonna hang up. So i'd

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<v Speaker 3>put them on hold and they're like, why'd you put

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<v Speaker 3>me on hold? This is one moment please, And I

0:21:06.280 --> 0:21:07.840
<v Speaker 3>put them on and I put them on hold until

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<v Speaker 3>they calmed the fuck down.

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<v Speaker 2>Because usually if you put somebody on hold, it's like, okay,

0:21:12.000 --> 0:21:13.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm acting like in an asshole.

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<v Speaker 3>Because one lady, I put her on hold and she

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<v Speaker 3>was like, okay, you were right, thank you so much,

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<v Speaker 3>and she calmed the fuck down.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, how long did you have her on hold?

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<v Speaker 2>A minute?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, but no, but I put her on hold

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<v Speaker 3>a couple of times too, be listening to that whole.

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<v Speaker 2>Music pissed off. As soon as they get back.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be like, I'm gonna say that, Yeah, that's how

0:21:36.280 --> 0:21:38.359
<v Speaker 3>people just yell. And then, because like we couldn't cause

0:21:38.400 --> 0:21:42.480
<v Speaker 3>our calls we were calling through, they were calling through

0:21:42.480 --> 0:21:46.760
<v Speaker 3>a computer, and so it would delegate the calls to everybody,

0:21:47.080 --> 0:21:50.479
<v Speaker 3>so our supervisor could just tap into your computer and

0:21:50.520 --> 0:21:53.439
<v Speaker 3>listen to any call of anybody at any time, so

0:21:53.480 --> 0:21:56.680
<v Speaker 3>they could always monitor us. So they knew how long

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<v Speaker 3>calls were, how long it took us to answer the call,

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<v Speaker 3>if we put someone on hold, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Were sorry to bother you, Yeah, it was.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a call call center, So they always knew

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<v Speaker 3>how long you were on because they could say because

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<v Speaker 3>I would.

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<v Speaker 2>And then they had like a DM system. So I

0:22:15.119 --> 0:22:17.000
<v Speaker 2>would be on a call and I would get an

0:22:17.000 --> 0:22:19.399
<v Speaker 2>instant message from my supervisor saying, you've been on this

0:22:19.440 --> 0:22:21.720
<v Speaker 2>call too long? Hang up? How long is too long?

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<v Speaker 2>More than five minutes? What? Oh? Wow? Yeah, I'll be

0:22:25.400 --> 0:22:27.560
<v Speaker 2>on the phone. And not only did what was I expected?

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<v Speaker 2>Feed up on the couch just like, well, talk to

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<v Speaker 2>me about what other opportunities you have available?

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<v Speaker 3>Right, So not only would the call have to be

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<v Speaker 3>less than five minutes, but I also was trying to

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<v Speaker 3>They also wanted us to sell warranties to people for

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<v Speaker 3>like their water heater and like their electric system.

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<v Speaker 2>Girl, how long did you have this born ass job? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I worked there for a couple of months, but the

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<v Speaker 2>best way is the way I quit this job. Let's chat.

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<v Speaker 2>So that job.

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<v Speaker 3>So my favorite thing was like people would call into

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<v Speaker 3>the Spanish line because the weight would be shorter. So

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<v Speaker 3>one time, I'm this guy called into the Spanish line

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<v Speaker 3>and my greeting comes in Spanish, so he knows it's

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<v Speaker 3>a Spanish call.

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<v Speaker 2>I know the Spanish call.

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<v Speaker 3>And he calls in and he goes, hey, you speak English?

0:23:11.160 --> 0:23:13.400
<v Speaker 3>And I was like, yes, sir, I do. He's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just trying to pay my bill. And this is

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<v Speaker 3>on Mondays. We have to work a ten hour day

0:23:16.560 --> 0:23:18.600
<v Speaker 3>and we only got a thirty minute lunch break. What

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<v Speaker 3>so only on Mondays in Georgia is not did you

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<v Speaker 3>get two thirty minute breaks just nore.

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<v Speaker 2>You to eat at your desk? No?

0:23:26.560 --> 0:23:30.560
<v Speaker 3>There, we had a lunch room. But so I had

0:23:30.600 --> 0:23:32.280
<v Speaker 3>been at work all fucking day and he was my

0:23:32.359 --> 0:23:33.720
<v Speaker 3>last call. So I was like, fuck, I'm gonna have

0:23:33.720 --> 0:23:36.439
<v Speaker 3>fun with this fool. So he's like, you speak English.

0:23:36.440 --> 0:23:37.640
<v Speaker 3>I was like, yes, sir, I do. I say, hey,

0:23:37.680 --> 0:23:39.280
<v Speaker 3>I try to pay my bill. I make sure I

0:23:39.280 --> 0:23:41.920
<v Speaker 3>don't turn my lights off. I said, sir, what I do? Apologize?

0:23:42.640 --> 0:23:45.159
<v Speaker 3>But since you called the Spanish line, I have to

0:23:45.200 --> 0:23:46.600
<v Speaker 3>conduct this call in Spanish.

0:23:47.240 --> 0:23:49.119
<v Speaker 2>He was like, oh, y'all speak English.

0:23:49.160 --> 0:23:58.320
<v Speaker 3>I was like, sir, we're currently speaking English. But I'm

0:23:58.320 --> 0:24:01.000
<v Speaker 3>sorry I could do this. He's like, but I'll speak

0:24:01.040 --> 0:24:03.000
<v Speaker 3>that ship. I was like, I hear you sing, so

0:24:03.040 --> 0:24:03.600
<v Speaker 3>then why did.

0:24:03.560 --> 0:24:04.200
<v Speaker 2>You press too?

0:24:04.359 --> 0:24:06.440
<v Speaker 3>Because he just wants to hurry because he wanted because

0:24:06.440 --> 0:24:08.000
<v Speaker 3>the wait was so long for the English.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, but you don't speak Spanish and so but the

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<v Speaker 2>thing is.

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<v Speaker 3>The people who speak who use the Spanish line, we

0:24:13.560 --> 0:24:14.840
<v Speaker 3>have to be able to do both calls.

0:24:14.880 --> 0:24:15.920
<v Speaker 2>You can't just do only the.

0:24:15.840 --> 0:24:19.800
<v Speaker 3>Spanish line, right, right, so everybody knows that, but now

0:24:19.800 --> 0:24:23.080
<v Speaker 3>we know life hack hit the Spanish Spanish line.

0:24:23.119 --> 0:24:23.280
<v Speaker 2>Right.

0:24:23.960 --> 0:24:27.080
<v Speaker 3>So he's like, you are not gonna help me. I said, sir, okay,

0:24:27.080 --> 0:24:28.280
<v Speaker 3>go ahead and give me your information.

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<v Speaker 2>Right. So the way I quit this job is a

0:24:30.800 --> 0:24:32.600
<v Speaker 2>job I had before called me back and wanted me

0:24:32.640 --> 0:24:34.200
<v Speaker 2>to come back, and we're gonna give me more money.

0:24:34.800 --> 0:24:36.879
<v Speaker 3>This job was at I used to work at a

0:24:36.880 --> 0:24:41.240
<v Speaker 3>payroll deduction company. Okay, huh, I said, whatever that means.

0:24:41.720 --> 0:24:45.200
<v Speaker 3>So this is one of those companies where it's say

0:24:45.200 --> 0:24:46.680
<v Speaker 3>you wanted to buy a refrigerator, but you didn't have

0:24:46.680 --> 0:24:49.959
<v Speaker 3>the money to buy refrigerator right now, so long what

0:24:50.000 --> 0:24:52.200
<v Speaker 3>it would be is it was a benefit for your job.

0:24:52.280 --> 0:24:53.520
<v Speaker 3>So you know how you would get like health and

0:24:53.560 --> 0:24:55.080
<v Speaker 3>she wance to your job, or some places they give

0:24:55.119 --> 0:24:58.000
<v Speaker 3>you like a discount for gym membership. This was one

0:24:58.000 --> 0:24:59.520
<v Speaker 3>of those places where if you made a certain amount

0:24:59.520 --> 0:25:01.800
<v Speaker 3>of money you could buy certain things. So say you

0:25:01.800 --> 0:25:04.239
<v Speaker 3>wanted to buy a computer, instead of you buying it

0:25:04.280 --> 0:25:07.840
<v Speaker 3>on credit or getting a loan, they would deduct.

0:25:07.720 --> 0:25:11.160
<v Speaker 2>Like from your salary. Yeah, from your south every week,

0:25:11.320 --> 0:25:13.800
<v Speaker 2>every week or whatever your pay period. Oh that's what

0:25:13.840 --> 0:25:15.760
<v Speaker 2>you're like when you buy your phone, when you like

0:25:15.960 --> 0:25:18.840
<v Speaker 2>do the payment plan for your phone. Yeah exactly. Oh okay,

0:25:19.000 --> 0:25:19.960
<v Speaker 2>but what was fucked up?

0:25:19.960 --> 0:25:21.840
<v Speaker 3>If somebody quit their job, we also couldn't get our

0:25:21.840 --> 0:25:25.399
<v Speaker 3>stuff back, oh, because then they we just have to

0:25:25.400 --> 0:25:26.359
<v Speaker 3>send you to collections.

0:25:26.400 --> 0:25:28.359
<v Speaker 2>Because it's because we did.

0:25:28.200 --> 0:25:30.240
<v Speaker 3>It all over the country, and we did Puerto Rico

0:25:30.400 --> 0:25:33.960
<v Speaker 3>and Hawaii and Alaska. So if somebody got a washing

0:25:34.000 --> 0:25:36.600
<v Speaker 3>machine and then they left that job, we can't roll

0:25:36.680 --> 0:25:38.280
<v Speaker 3>up in your house and take this washing machine back

0:25:38.320 --> 0:25:41.040
<v Speaker 3>because you live in fucking Montana. So if you got

0:25:41.040 --> 0:25:43.119
<v Speaker 3>to take a washing machine back to Sears or weed

0:25:43.280 --> 0:25:47.640
<v Speaker 3>use a collection Sears. Yeah, So it was like, okay,

0:25:47.680 --> 0:25:50.479
<v Speaker 3>so about how you quit this show? So what happened

0:25:50.600 --> 0:25:52.080
<v Speaker 3>was so that job called me back.

0:25:52.119 --> 0:25:53.320
<v Speaker 2>They wanted to give me more money.

0:25:53.640 --> 0:25:55.480
<v Speaker 3>The job that I had at the power company if

0:25:55.480 --> 0:25:57.880
<v Speaker 3>you didn't give them two weeks notice and.

0:25:57.920 --> 0:25:59.600
<v Speaker 2>They would cut your power off. Ha.

0:26:00.280 --> 0:26:02.720
<v Speaker 3>But what was fucked up was we were doing customer

0:26:02.720 --> 0:26:05.800
<v Speaker 3>service for a power company in Florida, but we couldn't

0:26:05.840 --> 0:26:09.480
<v Speaker 3>tell people we were in Georgia because they weren't because

0:26:09.480 --> 0:26:11.320
<v Speaker 3>technically they weren't allowed to have an employees outside of

0:26:11.320 --> 0:26:12.240
<v Speaker 3>the say to Florida.

0:26:12.359 --> 0:26:15.560
<v Speaker 2>So okay, every week, know that when we call these places,

0:26:15.600 --> 0:26:16.520
<v Speaker 2>niggas be in India.

0:26:16.680 --> 0:26:18.840
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, no, but that was part of the contract,

0:26:18.840 --> 0:26:21.359
<v Speaker 3>is that they could only use Americans for their call center.

0:26:21.800 --> 0:26:24.040
<v Speaker 3>So since we weren't allowed to say that we were

0:26:24.160 --> 0:26:26.720
<v Speaker 3>in Georgia every day, they would give us the weather

0:26:26.880 --> 0:26:29.720
<v Speaker 3>for Lakeland, Florida, where the office was at shadiest fuck right,

0:26:30.840 --> 0:26:33.840
<v Speaker 3>it's wild. I worked so many fucking jobs. So if

0:26:33.840 --> 0:26:35.800
<v Speaker 3>you don't give them two weeks notice, instead of paying

0:26:35.800 --> 0:26:37.400
<v Speaker 3>you ten dollars an hour, they would pay you seven

0:26:37.400 --> 0:26:38.920
<v Speaker 3>to seventy five, which is minimum wage.

0:26:40.000 --> 0:26:42.000
<v Speaker 2>Right, So I go to start star. I was talking

0:26:42.040 --> 0:26:43.000
<v Speaker 2>to my mom. I said, what should I do?

0:26:43.119 --> 0:26:46.840
<v Speaker 3>She said, Okay, listen on Monday, tell them your car, like,

0:26:47.720 --> 0:26:49.720
<v Speaker 3>tell them you can't come in like you're sick or something.

0:26:50.160 --> 0:26:53.600
<v Speaker 2>She's like, and go back to that job. If you

0:26:53.640 --> 0:26:56.199
<v Speaker 2>don't like it, then go back to the power company.

0:26:56.600 --> 0:26:58.399
<v Speaker 2>Because my mama has pulled all kinds of stuff with

0:26:58.440 --> 0:27:00.080
<v Speaker 2>these jobs, because people like, quit a job and you

0:27:00.119 --> 0:27:01.320
<v Speaker 2>go to another job, you don't like that job. I

0:27:01.320 --> 0:27:02.120
<v Speaker 2>don't even got no job.

0:27:02.800 --> 0:27:05.760
<v Speaker 3>So what I did was I went to that job

0:27:05.760 --> 0:27:09.119
<v Speaker 3>on Monday because I was telling my supervisor all about this,

0:27:09.359 --> 0:27:11.240
<v Speaker 3>and she was like, looks like the Lord doesn't bless

0:27:11.280 --> 0:27:13.560
<v Speaker 3>you girl, because Ms Donna didn't give a fuck. We

0:27:13.600 --> 0:27:15.320
<v Speaker 3>came back one time two hours late for lunch and

0:27:15.400 --> 0:27:17.960
<v Speaker 3>was very drunk on Margarita's and she was like, y'all

0:27:17.960 --> 0:27:20.040
<v Speaker 3>gonna do me like this. He was like, we sorry,

0:27:20.080 --> 0:27:21.680
<v Speaker 3>Miss Donna. She's like, all right, hurry up. So Donna

0:27:21.720 --> 0:27:25.000
<v Speaker 3>ain't give a fuck. Right, two hour lunch droon called Margarita,

0:27:25.160 --> 0:27:25.640
<v Speaker 3>came back.

0:27:25.720 --> 0:27:28.439
<v Speaker 2>Didn't bring spicy. We couldn't.

0:27:28.440 --> 0:27:31.199
<v Speaker 3>We couldn't get a spicy see margarita for Donna in

0:27:31.240 --> 0:27:33.400
<v Speaker 3>the paper cup, not out of Chili's. They was paying

0:27:33.400 --> 0:27:36.879
<v Speaker 3>too much attention, so Chili's. I started on Monday. I

0:27:36.920 --> 0:27:39.240
<v Speaker 3>called them and I say, hey, I'm having car trouble.

0:27:40.480 --> 0:27:42.119
<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna be able to come in today. But

0:27:42.160 --> 0:27:44.840
<v Speaker 3>I've already started the other job. Now, yes, I know

0:27:45.320 --> 0:27:50.520
<v Speaker 3>that my check hits Wednesday night at midnight. So Tuesday

0:27:50.560 --> 0:27:52.199
<v Speaker 3>I called in and they're like, don't say where you at.

0:27:52.280 --> 0:27:55.880
<v Speaker 3>I was like, the mechanics said, he's waiting for a part.

0:27:56.160 --> 0:27:57.359
<v Speaker 3>I still can't come out. I was like, I'm not

0:27:57.400 --> 0:27:58.679
<v Speaker 3>near the bus line. I can't get in.

0:27:58.760 --> 0:28:01.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry. I near the bus and I was.

0:28:01.200 --> 0:28:04.199
<v Speaker 3>Very much near a bus line was very close to

0:28:04.200 --> 0:28:06.520
<v Speaker 3>my apartment. So I was like, I can't come in.

0:28:06.600 --> 0:28:09.040
<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, And so they call him in and so

0:28:09.040 --> 0:28:10.720
<v Speaker 3>the dude called me back. He's like, listen, we need

0:28:10.760 --> 0:28:13.399
<v Speaker 3>the mechanic to fax us this paperwork say that you

0:28:13.520 --> 0:28:15.360
<v Speaker 3>get your car fixed. I said, okay, I got doctor's

0:28:15.400 --> 0:28:18.000
<v Speaker 3>not right. I said, okay, absolutely, what's the facts number?

0:28:18.600 --> 0:28:20.560
<v Speaker 3>I take the facts number down. I'm on my phone.

0:28:21.359 --> 0:28:23.120
<v Speaker 3>Why am I I'm not taking no facts number down

0:28:23.280 --> 0:28:27.280
<v Speaker 3>because it doesn't Also, this doesn't exist, right, So I

0:28:27.320 --> 0:28:29.000
<v Speaker 3>take the fact number down. He's like, okay, well we

0:28:29.040 --> 0:28:30.280
<v Speaker 3>need it. And I was like, okay, sure, I'll let

0:28:30.320 --> 0:28:32.719
<v Speaker 3>him know. I'll let him know Wednesday morning. They called me,

0:28:32.920 --> 0:28:35.120
<v Speaker 3>so I say, we haven't gotten the facts. I'm so sorry,

0:28:35.480 --> 0:28:38.080
<v Speaker 3>So I'll call him. I'll figure this out. I know

0:28:38.160 --> 0:28:41.520
<v Speaker 3>my check hits at midnight, right, just playing this game

0:28:41.560 --> 0:28:42.880
<v Speaker 3>so I can get my ten dollar an hour checking

0:28:42.880 --> 0:28:47.520
<v Speaker 3>out of seven seventy five. Right, Oh, I told me, so,

0:28:47.600 --> 0:28:50.240
<v Speaker 3>you didn't go Monday, didn't go Tuesday, supposed to get

0:28:50.240 --> 0:28:52.840
<v Speaker 3>paid Wednesday at midnight? Did you go to work on Wednesday?

0:28:52.840 --> 0:28:56.520
<v Speaker 3>Absolutely not, because I was already at another job. No,

0:28:56.600 --> 0:29:00.240
<v Speaker 3>I get it right, because I started on Monday, because

0:29:00.240 --> 0:29:01.280
<v Speaker 3>this job paid me more.

0:29:01.880 --> 0:29:05.640
<v Speaker 2>So and I dollar and.

0:29:05.440 --> 0:29:07.640
<v Speaker 3>But said me A dollar more an hour is a

0:29:07.680 --> 0:29:10.720
<v Speaker 3>lot technically and supposed right. But I didn't have to

0:29:10.720 --> 0:29:13.880
<v Speaker 3>say dollars a week, it's right, And I didn't have

0:29:13.920 --> 0:29:15.680
<v Speaker 3>to deal with that bullshit of working at the power

0:29:15.680 --> 0:29:17.560
<v Speaker 3>company on people crying and cussing me off the phone

0:29:17.560 --> 0:29:20.120
<v Speaker 3>all the time. It's a totally different campaign. These people

0:29:20.160 --> 0:29:22.520
<v Speaker 3>are calling to get computers, refrigerators and ship I got

0:29:22.520 --> 0:29:26.239
<v Speaker 3>some instead of somebody going please my parents. Like So

0:29:26.280 --> 0:29:27.920
<v Speaker 3>a woman called and said that her parents were on

0:29:27.960 --> 0:29:30.440
<v Speaker 3>life support and we had turned her fucking lights off,

0:29:31.040 --> 0:29:36.000
<v Speaker 3>so now lie no, no, no, no, no, no no, my

0:29:36.200 --> 0:29:39.560
<v Speaker 3>mama melts it. No no, no, it was notated on

0:29:39.600 --> 0:29:41.360
<v Speaker 3>her account. And those people you're not allowed to buy

0:29:41.440 --> 0:29:43.080
<v Speaker 3>Florida state law. You can't cut their lights off because

0:29:43.080 --> 0:29:46.160
<v Speaker 3>there's people on actual life support and she's too elderly parents.

0:29:46.560 --> 0:29:48.440
<v Speaker 3>So I don't want to deal with that bullshit anymore. Okay, well,

0:29:48.440 --> 0:29:50.200
<v Speaker 3>how I get on that list? How do I get

0:29:50.240 --> 0:29:55.240
<v Speaker 3>on there? The life support power list? I think a

0:29:55.360 --> 0:29:59.239
<v Speaker 3>doctor has to tell the got in the facts. So

0:30:00.120 --> 0:30:01.880
<v Speaker 3>they're blowing up my phone on Wednesday.

0:30:01.880 --> 0:30:03.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry. I'll get in touch with him. I'm so sorry.

0:30:03.640 --> 0:30:04.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm so sorry.

0:30:04.560 --> 0:30:07.800
<v Speaker 3>Call him and eat this facts right hits on Wednesday night.

0:30:07.800 --> 0:30:09.640
<v Speaker 3>They call me on Thursday. I don't answer the phone

0:30:09.640 --> 0:30:12.760
<v Speaker 3>because I checked my count my money's in there. So Thursday,

0:30:13.640 --> 0:30:16.120
<v Speaker 3>the lady from the temp agency calls me and she

0:30:16.200 --> 0:30:18.640
<v Speaker 3>leaves me a message. She goes, hey, don't say this

0:30:18.680 --> 0:30:22.920
<v Speaker 3>is Lauren from Rands. Dad. Oh yeah, I am no longer.

0:30:23.120 --> 0:30:25.480
<v Speaker 3>I'm flagged. I can no longer work for them ever again.

0:30:25.560 --> 0:30:27.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah me neither. I got fired from my job

0:30:27.840 --> 0:30:29.800
<v Speaker 2>well because the way I left.

0:30:29.920 --> 0:30:31.760
<v Speaker 3>So she leaves me just mess she's like, Hey, don't

0:30:31.760 --> 0:30:34.760
<v Speaker 3>say it's Lauren from Rydstad, just calling to see what's

0:30:34.800 --> 0:30:36.400
<v Speaker 3>going on, and if the car's okay, if you're going

0:30:36.440 --> 0:30:39.320
<v Speaker 3>to be coming in, Or you got another job and

0:30:39.360 --> 0:30:41.520
<v Speaker 3>told us that your car didn't work so you didn't

0:30:41.520 --> 0:30:44.480
<v Speaker 3>get paid seven dollars an hour. But she had a

0:30:44.520 --> 0:30:46.640
<v Speaker 3>Kaiser Sourday moment in the fucking message. She figured out

0:30:46.680 --> 0:30:49.400
<v Speaker 3>what happened in the middle of the fucking message, and

0:30:49.440 --> 0:30:51.720
<v Speaker 3>she goes, Or you got another job and you didn't

0:30:51.720 --> 0:30:53.600
<v Speaker 3>want us to pay you seven seventy five, so you

0:30:53.640 --> 0:30:55.240
<v Speaker 3>didn't tell us you got another job because you didn't

0:30:55.240 --> 0:30:57.040
<v Speaker 3>give us two weeks notice. But if that didn't happen,

0:30:57.080 --> 0:30:59.120
<v Speaker 3>call me back, Like that was the fucking message she

0:30:59.200 --> 0:31:01.920
<v Speaker 3>left me. If I could have kept a voicemail, that

0:31:01.960 --> 0:31:04.040
<v Speaker 3>would have been clutched, that would have voiced because I

0:31:04.040 --> 0:31:06.200
<v Speaker 3>would have been perfect at and deleted it after fucking

0:31:06.200 --> 0:31:07.960
<v Speaker 3>fourteen days, like I could never get the pocket at

0:31:08.080 --> 0:31:11.240
<v Speaker 3>and T deletes voicemail. If you do it, they don't

0:31:11.240 --> 0:31:12.680
<v Speaker 3>after you listen to it, they would delete the like

0:31:12.680 --> 0:31:13.360
<v Speaker 3>to fourteen days.

0:31:13.440 --> 0:31:15.960
<v Speaker 2>Well this was me the old phones. It's I'm also

0:31:16.240 --> 0:31:18.560
<v Speaker 2>twenty ten. Yes, it's just like a flip. This is

0:31:18.600 --> 0:31:20.200
<v Speaker 2>a Motorola razor. Yeah.

0:31:20.240 --> 0:31:23.240
<v Speaker 3>So they and so they kept calling me and I

0:31:23.240 --> 0:31:25.120
<v Speaker 3>didn't call back, and so I got a message later

0:31:25.120 --> 0:31:26.360
<v Speaker 3>it was like, well, you know, you can no longer

0:31:26.400 --> 0:31:29.160
<v Speaker 3>work for Ranstad And I was like, cool, you look,

0:31:29.200 --> 0:31:31.400
<v Speaker 3>I don't, I don't, I don't. I know, I know

0:31:31.560 --> 0:31:32.760
<v Speaker 3>worked for office team.

0:31:32.880 --> 0:31:34.640
<v Speaker 2>I fucking careme fucking care.

0:31:35.040 --> 0:31:37.200
<v Speaker 3>But can they like look up that where you at

0:31:37.240 --> 0:31:39.520
<v Speaker 3>and they could just call them and be like, hey, no,

0:31:39.920 --> 0:31:40.880
<v Speaker 3>no they.

0:31:42.400 --> 0:31:43.080
<v Speaker 2>This is before.

0:31:43.120 --> 0:31:45.640
<v Speaker 3>They don't know my new job is. You can't search

0:31:45.680 --> 0:31:48.480
<v Speaker 3>for somebody you anything. She blacklisted from getting the job. Now,

0:31:49.280 --> 0:31:51.200
<v Speaker 3>in twenty twenty, I had somebody call me about the

0:31:51.280 --> 0:31:52.880
<v Speaker 3>temp job and a woman would not get off. I said, ma'am,

0:31:52.880 --> 0:31:54.920
<v Speaker 3>I'm not interested by the customer service job in Georgia.

0:31:54.920 --> 0:31:57.640
<v Speaker 3>And I was already in La working and she was like,

0:31:57.960 --> 0:31:59.560
<v Speaker 3>I was like, I'm not interested. She's like, well, you're

0:31:59.560 --> 0:32:01.120
<v Speaker 3>no longer draw market. I said, no, ma'm I'm no

0:32:01.120 --> 0:32:02.760
<v Speaker 3>longer a draw market. I don't need this job. Thank

0:32:02.760 --> 0:32:03.160
<v Speaker 3>you so much.

0:32:03.200 --> 0:32:05.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm fun employed right, I'm finding plant, I'm working. And

0:32:05.600 --> 0:32:07.400
<v Speaker 2>she would not get the fuck off my phone. Is

0:32:07.400 --> 0:32:08.640
<v Speaker 2>this when you were at the daily show.

0:32:09.200 --> 0:32:10.880
<v Speaker 3>No, this is when I was, This is when I

0:32:10.960 --> 0:32:12.640
<v Speaker 3>was in LA working. It's before I got a daily show.

0:32:12.880 --> 0:32:14.440
<v Speaker 3>And this bitch was not get off my phone. And

0:32:14.480 --> 0:32:15.600
<v Speaker 3>she's just like, I just want to make sure, I know,

0:32:15.680 --> 0:32:18.200
<v Speaker 3>take care of her account to see why you're not available,

0:32:18.240 --> 0:32:20.520
<v Speaker 3>and I was like, you know what, Google me and

0:32:20.520 --> 0:32:24.480
<v Speaker 3>I'll tell you why. Tailor moment, I kind of did

0:32:24.960 --> 0:32:25.760
<v Speaker 3>where were you working?

0:32:25.960 --> 0:32:27.560
<v Speaker 2>But because I'd done like comedy knock.

0:32:27.360 --> 0:32:29.600
<v Speaker 3>Out a bunch of times and then like I done

0:32:29.600 --> 0:32:33.040
<v Speaker 3>so much for True TV that she was like okay.

0:32:33.280 --> 0:32:37.240
<v Speaker 3>And I heard her and she was like what, okay,

0:32:37.280 --> 0:32:39.320
<v Speaker 3>thank you. And then I heard her type and ship

0:32:39.320 --> 0:32:41.360
<v Speaker 3>and she was like, thank you so much for your time.

0:32:41.400 --> 0:32:43.680
<v Speaker 3>We'll take you off O account. But they were she

0:32:43.680 --> 0:32:45.240
<v Speaker 3>was because she would knocket off the fucking phone.

0:32:45.280 --> 0:32:46.200
<v Speaker 2>Couldn't you just hang up?

0:32:46.240 --> 0:32:48.520
<v Speaker 3>I love a good hang up, which is why I

0:32:48.560 --> 0:32:51.360
<v Speaker 3>missed land lines, because you could slam a phone or

0:32:51.400 --> 0:32:52.800
<v Speaker 3>a flip phone, you could just poop.

0:32:53.200 --> 0:32:54.720
<v Speaker 2>But this is different.

0:32:55.120 --> 0:32:56.920
<v Speaker 3>I found out when I set up my internet for

0:32:56.960 --> 0:33:00.479
<v Speaker 3>a Verizon. Those fuckers gave me a landline number and

0:33:00.520 --> 0:33:03.360
<v Speaker 3>I was like, I don't need this' so you're paying

0:33:03.360 --> 0:33:07.560
<v Speaker 3>for internet and phone. Well, they're saying, because of the internet,

0:33:07.640 --> 0:33:09.160
<v Speaker 3>you have to have the phone line. I was like,

0:33:09.200 --> 0:33:11.720
<v Speaker 3>this is the future. What are you talking about living?

0:33:12.360 --> 0:33:18.400
<v Speaker 3>Don't you live in Queens you have a landline literally

0:33:18.040 --> 0:33:24.240
<v Speaker 3>literally over My neighbors do have a very loud and

0:33:24.240 --> 0:33:28.120
<v Speaker 3>it'd be like rack, it's so loud, Like I'm gonna

0:33:28.120 --> 0:33:31.200
<v Speaker 3>go answer your phone place you knock on the wall.

0:33:31.440 --> 0:33:34.240
<v Speaker 3>I don't, but I want to. I'm raised better than that,

0:33:34.240 --> 0:33:35.680
<v Speaker 3>but I want to go. Your granddaughter's looking for you,

0:33:35.720 --> 0:33:36.720
<v Speaker 3>answer your phone?

0:33:37.160 --> 0:33:40.040
<v Speaker 2>Ring that phone be so loud. They'll say, your such

0:33:40.080 --> 0:33:42.800
<v Speaker 2>a storyteller. You know that I telling it.

0:33:43.160 --> 0:33:45.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, when you're when you're at the diner together, you're like,

0:33:46.040 --> 0:33:48.360
<v Speaker 3>you get this mad hip because we're like, okay, the

0:33:48.400 --> 0:33:49.160
<v Speaker 3>story is coming.

0:33:49.680 --> 0:33:51.440
<v Speaker 2>Listen. But that's like I don't know if it's like

0:33:51.480 --> 0:33:52.240
<v Speaker 2>a Southern thing.

0:33:52.760 --> 0:33:55.560
<v Speaker 3>Maybe that's I think it's a Southern It could be,

0:33:56.200 --> 0:33:57.280
<v Speaker 3>but like telling it like.

0:33:57.360 --> 0:34:00.000
<v Speaker 2>Being able to tell like a good story. Okay, well

0:34:00.040 --> 0:34:02.240
<v Speaker 2>says tell us a good story.

0:34:02.720 --> 0:34:06.160
<v Speaker 3>Maybe maybe about a journey that you took, or maybe

0:34:06.280 --> 0:34:09.680
<v Speaker 3>about a date gone wrong, or.

0:34:09.840 --> 0:34:12.920
<v Speaker 2>I can tell you what happened to me girl.

0:34:13.040 --> 0:34:16.719
<v Speaker 3>It was okay because my listeners don't know, but she's

0:34:16.719 --> 0:34:17.560
<v Speaker 3>got her hand out.

0:34:17.840 --> 0:34:20.879
<v Speaker 2>She's like, go go go, literally waving it down. She's

0:34:20.960 --> 0:34:23.960
<v Speaker 2>letting you know, just gonna be good. Well, it's ridiculous.

0:34:24.360 --> 0:34:28.120
<v Speaker 3>So it was after the rap party for the movie

0:34:28.120 --> 0:34:31.200
<v Speaker 3>that I did in Puerto Rico on us bring it back,

0:34:31.440 --> 0:34:33.319
<v Speaker 3>making it going. Also, my skin looks so good, my

0:34:33.360 --> 0:34:35.120
<v Speaker 3>lips were so full. I'm not supposed to be here.

0:34:35.360 --> 0:34:38.000
<v Speaker 3>I looked gorgeous when I came back. So this is

0:34:38.000 --> 0:34:41.680
<v Speaker 3>not the climate meant for me. And got gotta got it.

0:34:41.719 --> 0:34:44.560
<v Speaker 3>And so so we're leaving the rap party because there

0:34:44.560 --> 0:34:46.480
<v Speaker 3>wasn't any food, and so we're like, okay, we'll go

0:34:46.520 --> 0:34:48.359
<v Speaker 3>down the street. There's a sushi place. We go down there,

0:34:48.480 --> 0:34:51.319
<v Speaker 3>got it and very good sushi Puerto Rico. Why because

0:34:51.320 --> 0:34:52.759
<v Speaker 3>they fry a lot of these rolls and I'm a

0:34:52.760 --> 0:34:54.719
<v Speaker 3>big fan of a deep fried sushi roll.

0:34:54.840 --> 0:34:55.080
<v Speaker 2>Fun.

0:34:55.120 --> 0:34:55.319
<v Speaker 4>Fun.

0:34:56.400 --> 0:34:59.480
<v Speaker 3>Black people love fried foods, if you didn't now, and

0:34:59.480 --> 0:35:01.399
<v Speaker 3>when we loved sushi's because it's usually cooked fish.

0:35:02.000 --> 0:35:04.000
<v Speaker 2>That's the afro in you.

0:35:06.200 --> 0:35:09.520
<v Speaker 3>The Latin was ordering in Spanish Puerto Rica, o gabe baby.

0:35:09.880 --> 0:35:10.960
<v Speaker 2>I left that up to my friends.

0:35:11.200 --> 0:35:13.560
<v Speaker 3>So, uh so we get to this restaurant and I

0:35:13.640 --> 0:35:15.439
<v Speaker 3>walk in and I see that there's a ceiling tile

0:35:16.120 --> 0:35:19.280
<v Speaker 3>that is bulging with water, like literally just a nipple

0:35:19.360 --> 0:35:22.080
<v Speaker 3>on the ceiling, because I didn't notice until I walked

0:35:22.080 --> 0:35:24.160
<v Speaker 3>by to sit next to my friend and the biggest

0:35:24.200 --> 0:35:26.319
<v Speaker 3>drop of water just just slap me.

0:35:26.440 --> 0:35:29.200
<v Speaker 2>In the titta in the titta on my on my

0:35:29.280 --> 0:35:31.359
<v Speaker 2>right one. The water was a breastman, What do you want?

0:35:31.560 --> 0:35:32.960
<v Speaker 3>I mean, I hear you because there was a full

0:35:33.040 --> 0:35:35.040
<v Speaker 3>nipple on the ceiling. Well, then why sit on your

0:35:35.040 --> 0:35:37.840
<v Speaker 3>the titty system? I didn't, okay, but I was walking

0:35:37.880 --> 0:35:40.359
<v Speaker 3>because I didn't notice it because I don't usually look

0:35:40.440 --> 0:35:41.880
<v Speaker 3>up when i'm walking in restaurants.

0:35:42.200 --> 0:35:44.799
<v Speaker 2>That's true, right, So I feel drop of water? What

0:35:44.960 --> 0:35:48.439
<v Speaker 2>something's amiss? I look up, full sea cup, full beat

0:35:48.480 --> 0:35:51.759
<v Speaker 2>cup of a nipple on this fucking ceiling tile dripping water. Right,

0:35:52.200 --> 0:35:53.759
<v Speaker 2>So I come in and my friends with me, and

0:35:53.760 --> 0:35:56.040
<v Speaker 2>he's like, okay, don't sit there. I'll sit there. So

0:35:56.120 --> 0:35:58.879
<v Speaker 2>he's near the drip. I'm not. Who is this man?

0:35:59.280 --> 0:36:02.360
<v Speaker 3>Oh, the PA's in the movie. More important, he's supposed

0:36:02.400 --> 0:36:06.080
<v Speaker 3>to sit there? Yes, More importantly, how good was how

0:36:06.120 --> 0:36:08.560
<v Speaker 3>good was the food that y'all were like? Yeah, under

0:36:08.600 --> 0:36:10.000
<v Speaker 3>this crumbling seal.

0:36:10.120 --> 0:36:11.799
<v Speaker 2>Well, there was nowhere else to say. Could you have

0:36:11.800 --> 0:36:16.360
<v Speaker 2>gone somewhere else? Yeah? Perhaps, No, you just filmed a movie.

0:36:16.560 --> 0:36:18.400
<v Speaker 2>It was really late though, because we just left the

0:36:18.480 --> 0:36:19.000
<v Speaker 2>rat party.

0:36:19.120 --> 0:36:21.400
<v Speaker 3>So we did just find places that were like open, okay,

0:36:21.440 --> 0:36:23.399
<v Speaker 3>because it's like one in the morning. Yes, you could

0:36:23.400 --> 0:36:27.520
<v Speaker 3>have gone to like a subway with some Nigerian guys.

0:36:28.120 --> 0:36:31.560
<v Speaker 2>Shut up. They usually got like taco trucks out there.

0:36:31.640 --> 0:36:34.840
<v Speaker 2>No they don't. It's Puerto Rico, so they have taco houses.

0:36:34.920 --> 0:36:41.959
<v Speaker 2>Shut up. It's not a taco vendor like a hut,

0:36:42.000 --> 0:36:44.520
<v Speaker 2>taco hut, taco hut. This is not a taco place.

0:36:44.560 --> 0:36:47.040
<v Speaker 2>This is Puerto Rico, Mexico. It's not a sushi place.

0:36:47.080 --> 0:36:50.399
<v Speaker 2>And then here we are. We are right, So how

0:36:50.560 --> 0:36:53.760
<v Speaker 2>dare you for us? I'm just giving you the information.

0:36:54.200 --> 0:36:55.120
<v Speaker 2>We're not the nature.

0:36:55.200 --> 0:36:59.200
<v Speaker 3>I'm not saying our culture almost the d audacity in Spanish, Yeah,

0:36:59.440 --> 0:37:03.000
<v Speaker 3>yo no say I was like, yo no, I was

0:37:03.040 --> 0:37:04.120
<v Speaker 3>gonna write that down too.

0:37:05.320 --> 0:37:07.279
<v Speaker 2>Como a d say you got nerve.

0:37:07.640 --> 0:37:11.399
<v Speaker 3>Nerve also yo say so because those those those those

0:37:11.400 --> 0:37:13.320
<v Speaker 3>slang terms. So there could be a different way to

0:37:13.320 --> 0:37:15.080
<v Speaker 3>say it in Spanish, and depending on what country you're in,

0:37:15.120 --> 0:37:16.000
<v Speaker 3>it could be completely different.

0:37:16.160 --> 0:37:17.640
<v Speaker 2>Is you got to say with a lisp if you're

0:37:17.680 --> 0:37:20.400
<v Speaker 2>in Spain? They got that list.

0:37:21.760 --> 0:37:25.360
<v Speaker 3>Business, And I'm like, so y'all wanted to make a

0:37:25.600 --> 0:37:28.160
<v Speaker 3>king feel so good about herself that for generations, you

0:37:28.200 --> 0:37:30.120
<v Speaker 3>motherfucker's had a lisp. I can still do it, Si,

0:37:30.320 --> 0:37:32.840
<v Speaker 3>they still do it Coomo fifty fifth?

0:37:33.000 --> 0:37:39.160
<v Speaker 2>So what anyway? So so the pa is under the titty.

0:37:39.200 --> 0:37:42.360
<v Speaker 3>Oh yes, my friends, it is underneath the ceiling titty.

0:37:42.960 --> 0:37:45.160
<v Speaker 3>And we walk in and I'm just looking up and

0:37:45.160 --> 0:37:46.799
<v Speaker 3>I was like, Oh, this ceiling is gonna cave it.

0:37:47.840 --> 0:37:49.200
<v Speaker 3>And that's all I said. I was like, Oh, this

0:37:49.280 --> 0:37:50.680
<v Speaker 3>is the problem. Seiling is gonna cave in. I got

0:37:50.680 --> 0:37:52.160
<v Speaker 3>the giant drop of water on the titties.

0:37:52.640 --> 0:37:54.879
<v Speaker 2>You said, I'm not gonna sit there, So I'm fine, right,

0:37:55.080 --> 0:37:58.239
<v Speaker 2>So I'm not gonna sit there. I'm good. I'm off

0:37:58.280 --> 0:37:59.879
<v Speaker 2>to the side ceiling titty near Jose.

0:38:00.120 --> 0:38:03.359
<v Speaker 3>I should be good, right, Yes, So thirty minutes go by,

0:38:03.560 --> 0:38:05.520
<v Speaker 3>I get my food and I had all this per

0:38:05.520 --> 0:38:06.960
<v Speaker 3>deem that they had given us, because you know, it's

0:38:06.960 --> 0:38:08.920
<v Speaker 3>American money in Puerto Rico. So I was like, you know,

0:38:09.239 --> 0:38:11.160
<v Speaker 3>like a kid, just living like a k And there

0:38:11.280 --> 0:38:13.320
<v Speaker 3>was like, like how much was the per diem?

0:38:14.000 --> 0:38:14.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh fuck?

0:38:14.960 --> 0:38:16.799
<v Speaker 3>We gotten like per diem like every week, so like

0:38:16.800 --> 0:38:19.879
<v Speaker 3>a bunch of money and number I don't know.

0:38:19.960 --> 0:38:20.920
<v Speaker 2>Like six.

0:38:23.760 --> 0:38:26.200
<v Speaker 3>A week, no, not per week, and depending on what

0:38:26.239 --> 0:38:28.600
<v Speaker 3>the working week was, I don't know what the rate

0:38:28.719 --> 0:38:29.160
<v Speaker 3>was per day.

0:38:29.200 --> 0:38:29.640
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:38:29.640 --> 0:38:31.680
<v Speaker 3>By the end of the movie, I had like six

0:38:31.760 --> 0:38:34.800
<v Speaker 3>hundred dollars saved though, because I was I wasn't spending

0:38:35.080 --> 0:38:40.560
<v Speaker 3>months I think about it, yeah, month, and then for

0:38:40.600 --> 0:38:43.279
<v Speaker 3>the month, right, and then I would eat on set,

0:38:43.600 --> 0:38:46.080
<v Speaker 3>and then when we would go out, other people would pay.

0:38:46.000 --> 0:38:49.759
<v Speaker 2>Per right right, right right, So I just had I'm

0:38:49.760 --> 0:38:52.920
<v Speaker 2>like money, So so you're paying for everybody?

0:38:53.000 --> 0:38:55.040
<v Speaker 3>Well, I was going to because it was like there

0:38:55.080 --> 0:38:56.279
<v Speaker 3>was because I was like I got all this per

0:38:56.280 --> 0:39:00.520
<v Speaker 3>diem yep, and you with the pas, right, get no money?

0:39:00.520 --> 0:39:03.680
<v Speaker 2>Okay? And with one PA and then with a wardrobe, makeup.

0:39:03.320 --> 0:39:05.319
<v Speaker 3>Hair yeah, all those people not trying to pull their

0:39:05.360 --> 0:39:09.240
<v Speaker 3>card out. I'm not about wardrobe heads okay, oh okay,

0:39:09.280 --> 0:39:11.560
<v Speaker 3>thank you, head of wardrobe, head of makeup, head of.

0:39:14.000 --> 0:39:14.440
<v Speaker 2>Regulars.

0:39:15.080 --> 0:39:18.120
<v Speaker 3>But there was a PA there named Hosey Okay, right,

0:39:18.239 --> 0:39:20.760
<v Speaker 3>So we're sitting I'm saying I don't think. I was like, okay,

0:39:20.920 --> 0:39:24.200
<v Speaker 3>I got some for DMS, let me pay for dinner, okay, right,

0:39:24.520 --> 0:39:26.560
<v Speaker 3>But you didn't say it up top, because when you

0:39:26.600 --> 0:39:29.160
<v Speaker 3>tell people you're paying for them up top, they order

0:39:29.239 --> 0:39:31.160
<v Speaker 3>real crazy. They're like, I'm gonna get to lops the

0:39:31.280 --> 0:39:33.480
<v Speaker 3>dragon roll, I'm gonna get a rainbow.

0:39:33.600 --> 0:39:35.880
<v Speaker 2>This you live And I knew. I was like, you

0:39:35.880 --> 0:39:37.520
<v Speaker 2>know what, let me just get it, but you didn't

0:39:37.520 --> 0:39:38.440
<v Speaker 2>tell them you were paying.

0:39:38.920 --> 0:39:40.440
<v Speaker 3>I didn't even think about it until I sat down

0:39:40.520 --> 0:39:44.440
<v Speaker 3>got it cause I wouln't pay attention when anybody was ordered, like,

0:39:44.440 --> 0:39:46.080
<v Speaker 3>you know what, I'm gonna get this. And as I

0:39:46.320 --> 0:39:50.080
<v Speaker 3>finished this, thought I'm gonna get dinner. I'm gonna pay

0:39:50.080 --> 0:39:52.080
<v Speaker 3>for dinner's coming, you know, well, last night's here, it'll

0:39:52.120 --> 0:39:55.640
<v Speaker 3>be fine. Something hits me in my head.

0:39:56.840 --> 0:39:57.760
<v Speaker 2>Was it?

0:39:57.760 --> 0:40:02.360
<v Speaker 3>It was the ceiling and most of it hit Jose

0:40:03.160 --> 0:40:05.399
<v Speaker 3>So all of that hit me was literally bouncing off

0:40:05.400 --> 0:40:09.279
<v Speaker 3>of him. Fuck and then so and my food was delicious,

0:40:09.560 --> 0:40:11.040
<v Speaker 3>you had already ate it. And I was in the

0:40:11.040 --> 0:40:12.880
<v Speaker 3>middle of eating my food and now it is covered

0:40:12.880 --> 0:40:15.600
<v Speaker 3>and ceiling tile. My glass is knocked off the table,

0:40:15.680 --> 0:40:17.800
<v Speaker 3>it broke, Margarita was gone.

0:40:18.239 --> 0:40:20.520
<v Speaker 2>I had a nice different.

0:40:23.600 --> 0:40:25.840
<v Speaker 3>The wardrobe ed who was sitting on so like basically like,

0:40:26.120 --> 0:40:29.640
<v Speaker 3>so Jose was where you are, I'm here, he is here,

0:40:30.239 --> 0:40:32.600
<v Speaker 3>ceiling sile falls on him and then just comes across

0:40:32.600 --> 0:40:35.759
<v Speaker 3>the whole table hits Kia. I've got ceiling tied down

0:40:35.800 --> 0:40:40.080
<v Speaker 3>my shirt and all this other shit just there was

0:40:40.120 --> 0:40:42.719
<v Speaker 3>no water because all the water went straight down. I

0:40:42.800 --> 0:40:47.279
<v Speaker 3>just got hit with tile. So yes, like I hit

0:40:47.320 --> 0:40:49.719
<v Speaker 3>with ceiling like my head. I was like, oh my god.

0:40:50.040 --> 0:40:53.240
<v Speaker 3>So I'm like what the fuck. And then I stood

0:40:53.320 --> 0:40:55.760
<v Speaker 3>up and I'm just like, I am now the owner

0:40:55.840 --> 0:40:59.520
<v Speaker 3>of this restaurant. And then that's the latina and her

0:41:00.040 --> 0:41:00.520
<v Speaker 3>that's the black.

0:41:00.600 --> 0:41:01.960
<v Speaker 2>That's the black. That's the black.

0:41:02.320 --> 0:41:04.120
<v Speaker 3>Because then the waiter looked at me like what And

0:41:04.120 --> 0:41:09.920
<v Speaker 3>I was like, so restaurant. I was like, I'm not yelling. Now,

0:41:10.000 --> 0:41:12.440
<v Speaker 3>the fucking owner of this restaurant heard you. That's a

0:41:12.680 --> 0:41:14.800
<v Speaker 3>sentence for us to know I have. I was he

0:41:14.960 --> 0:41:16.719
<v Speaker 3>was like, well do you? I was like, He's like, well,

0:41:16.719 --> 0:41:18.319
<v Speaker 3>do you want another? Rolls like I don't want anything

0:41:18.360 --> 0:41:20.719
<v Speaker 3>else from here. I want to leave. I mean, if

0:41:20.719 --> 0:41:22.879
<v Speaker 3>the if the dining room looked there's what what did

0:41:22.920 --> 0:41:24.480
<v Speaker 3>the kitchen ceiling look like?

0:41:24.760 --> 0:41:28.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. You had a tile and your fucking.

0:41:28.000 --> 0:41:31.479
<v Speaker 3>And my afro because thank god that hair icy tunerole girl.

0:41:31.480 --> 0:41:35.239
<v Speaker 3>It was all the pastos in my nice fried, trimp

0:41:35.280 --> 0:41:38.040
<v Speaker 3>little role I had going on. So then Omar, who

0:41:38.320 --> 0:41:41.160
<v Speaker 3>uh did my hair for the movie, he came up

0:41:41.160 --> 0:41:42.239
<v Speaker 3>to me and I was like, oh, Mar, are you

0:41:42.360 --> 0:41:42.640
<v Speaker 3>that man?

0:41:42.680 --> 0:41:45.840
<v Speaker 2>He's like, oh, Mika, you have all of this in

0:41:45.880 --> 0:41:49.560
<v Speaker 2>your hair and he's just pulling ceiling tile pieces out

0:41:49.840 --> 0:41:54.320
<v Speaker 2>of So how what percentage were you through with your food?

0:41:54.360 --> 0:41:58.719
<v Speaker 2>Fifty sixty percent? Was like, was I still had at

0:41:58.800 --> 0:42:01.040
<v Speaker 2>least seventy five percent of my food left?

0:42:01.239 --> 0:42:01.399
<v Speaker 3>Oh?

0:42:01.440 --> 0:42:02.040
<v Speaker 2>That sucks.

0:42:02.120 --> 0:42:04.160
<v Speaker 3>I was mad as ship and I was hungry because

0:42:04.160 --> 0:42:07.799
<v Speaker 3>it's good. It was good, and I had some You

0:42:07.840 --> 0:42:10.600
<v Speaker 3>know when you're like saving like a last little cheesy

0:42:10.680 --> 0:42:14.279
<v Speaker 3>piece or the last like flavor of full piece for

0:42:14.400 --> 0:42:16.840
<v Speaker 3>last and somebody eats it or it falls, you.

0:42:16.840 --> 0:42:18.880
<v Speaker 2>Know what that feels like? Yes, now, Maddin, that be

0:42:18.920 --> 0:42:20.600
<v Speaker 2>the whole plate. The whole plate. Girl.

0:42:20.800 --> 0:42:24.759
<v Speaker 4>Wait, were the other people okay they were actually hit No?

0:42:25.440 --> 0:42:27.279
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Jose got a whole bunch of while are you

0:42:27.320 --> 0:42:29.680
<v Speaker 3>asking real question your hair?

0:42:30.440 --> 0:42:32.400
<v Speaker 2>No? No, no, there was like ceiling top down my shirt.

0:42:33.080 --> 0:42:33.120
<v Speaker 5>No.

0:42:33.280 --> 0:42:35.600
<v Speaker 3>Jose was fine, but he was just so like jarred

0:42:35.640 --> 0:42:37.279
<v Speaker 3>by the situation. And I was like, because when we

0:42:37.320 --> 0:42:38.920
<v Speaker 3>got up, I was like, are you okay?

0:42:39.000 --> 0:42:41.799
<v Speaker 2>And he was like, you said the ceiling was gonna fall,

0:42:42.800 --> 0:42:43.479
<v Speaker 2>and then it fell.

0:42:43.600 --> 0:42:44.920
<v Speaker 4>I was like, so he's blaming it on you.

0:42:45.200 --> 0:42:46.680
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, he was just surprise he was.

0:42:46.719 --> 0:42:49.040
<v Speaker 3>I was like, he said, that's that Centuria, that's that

0:42:49.160 --> 0:42:49.960
<v Speaker 3>y'allake ship.

0:42:50.040 --> 0:42:51.120
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, what are you talking about?

0:42:51.160 --> 0:42:52.799
<v Speaker 3>He was just like I was like, yeah, I could

0:42:52.800 --> 0:42:54.680
<v Speaker 3>look at the ceiling and tell it was gonna cave in.

0:42:54.719 --> 0:42:55.600
<v Speaker 2>It's soaking wet.

0:42:55.920 --> 0:42:58.480
<v Speaker 3>I just didn't think it would happen while I was

0:42:58.520 --> 0:43:01.920
<v Speaker 3>sitting at the table thirty minus as after I said it,

0:43:02.360 --> 0:43:03.759
<v Speaker 3>I would have I would have held my food in

0:43:03.800 --> 0:43:04.160
<v Speaker 3>my lap.

0:43:04.640 --> 0:43:06.080
<v Speaker 2>Listen, my lap wasn't safe either.

0:43:06.239 --> 0:43:07.759
<v Speaker 3>We're gonna eat at the bar, I'm gonna have to

0:43:07.760 --> 0:43:11.479
<v Speaker 3>be But is there anything outside y'all?

0:43:11.560 --> 0:43:13.480
<v Speaker 2>Y'all got anything in the back? So I so y'all

0:43:13.520 --> 0:43:14.359
<v Speaker 2>didn't have to pay right?

0:43:14.560 --> 0:43:19.400
<v Speaker 3>Absolutely not, absolutely not, because then I'm standing outside like

0:43:19.480 --> 0:43:21.319
<v Speaker 3>just trying to get like stealing towel out of my

0:43:21.360 --> 0:43:22.320
<v Speaker 3>titties and ship.

0:43:22.320 --> 0:43:26.320
<v Speaker 2>And somebody's kink. Somebody could have been like an opportunity

0:43:26.320 --> 0:43:27.520
<v Speaker 2>to I don't know.

0:43:27.600 --> 0:43:29.880
<v Speaker 3>All I know Listen, all I know is medicoat and

0:43:29.920 --> 0:43:33.480
<v Speaker 3>this other nigga didn't give a fuck. So that was

0:43:33.600 --> 0:43:35.400
<v Speaker 3>that was the messed up because 'all just was like,

0:43:35.440 --> 0:43:36.200
<v Speaker 3>I just there was no one.

0:43:36.440 --> 0:43:39.080
<v Speaker 2>Maybe there was of a woman, I don't know, but

0:43:39.239 --> 0:43:42.200
<v Speaker 2>that's not happening. Don't say you never been with a

0:43:42.200 --> 0:43:42.840
<v Speaker 2>woman before.

0:43:43.000 --> 0:43:47.120
<v Speaker 3>No, you didn't even let a little makeout happen.

0:43:47.400 --> 0:43:52.920
<v Speaker 2>Listen. I love like their arms and warms the back.

0:43:53.200 --> 0:43:55.680
<v Speaker 3>I know some have some women from the West Side

0:43:55.680 --> 0:44:02.719
<v Speaker 3>that got just like but talking, what are you right now?

0:44:03.040 --> 0:44:10.920
<v Speaker 2>Do you like basketball? Playing fast? Yeah? That should have

0:44:10.920 --> 0:44:13.520
<v Speaker 2>been on official thing along. That's well, this is what

0:44:13.560 --> 0:44:16.239
<v Speaker 2>we do every love. This is what we do. No,

0:44:16.600 --> 0:44:19.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. You've never remember a man. Yeah, of

0:44:19.000 --> 0:44:20.880
<v Speaker 2>course she has. I don't know if she was a

0:44:20.880 --> 0:44:24.160
<v Speaker 2>gold star or not. No, you can tell by my shoulders.

0:44:24.160 --> 0:44:27.200
<v Speaker 3>I used to say, Dick, I don't know, are these

0:44:27.239 --> 0:44:28.280
<v Speaker 3>dicks shoulder?

0:44:28.880 --> 0:44:29.839
<v Speaker 2>How tiny they are?

0:44:30.440 --> 0:44:32.439
<v Speaker 3>You know that's because I was doing it a lot.

0:44:33.000 --> 0:44:35.600
<v Speaker 3>What sucking dick gives you slim shoulders?

0:44:36.040 --> 0:44:38.680
<v Speaker 2>That's not true. That workout, that's not really not true.

0:44:39.480 --> 0:44:46.600
<v Speaker 3>No, wait, didn't it make your next strong man when

0:44:47.960 --> 0:44:51.840
<v Speaker 3>it's more neck than shoulders. Yeah, if your shoulders are involved,

0:44:51.840 --> 0:44:52.680
<v Speaker 3>I don't know what's.

0:44:55.960 --> 0:45:03.200
<v Speaker 2>Said. Breath stretched shape. Let it go on that I'm done.

0:45:04.880 --> 0:45:07.279
<v Speaker 2>And then one day you're just like no mass all right,

0:45:07.320 --> 0:45:09.279
<v Speaker 2>they'll say somebody might come ahead and turn you out.

0:45:09.719 --> 0:45:13.200
<v Speaker 2>I don't appreciate that. I'm just giving you. Don't say

0:45:13.200 --> 0:45:17.040
<v Speaker 2>what is your type anything, anything that's a live don't

0:45:17.080 --> 0:45:18.080
<v Speaker 2>do that.

0:45:18.440 --> 0:45:22.520
<v Speaker 3>I mean, on the record, just tell people what your

0:45:22.560 --> 0:45:25.080
<v Speaker 3>type is, because we got people listening. Okay, for the record,

0:45:25.160 --> 0:45:27.520
<v Speaker 3>my type is one employed. And when I say I

0:45:27.560 --> 0:45:29.759
<v Speaker 3>mean career, don't you can't just have a job. I

0:45:29.800 --> 0:45:32.239
<v Speaker 3>have a fucking career also, so you just want him

0:45:32.239 --> 0:45:35.279
<v Speaker 3>to have a job in the face. So he said, anybody, no, no,

0:45:35.560 --> 0:45:38.160
<v Speaker 3>not done. That's classes very much.

0:45:38.160 --> 0:45:40.920
<v Speaker 2>Classes. I'm not you're not here for the homeless community.

0:45:40.920 --> 0:45:45.120
<v Speaker 3>Come on, girl, you know the homeless community feel like

0:45:45.200 --> 0:45:48.040
<v Speaker 3>a safe space that dasty dick, lay it down.

0:45:48.920 --> 0:45:53.040
<v Speaker 2>Not feel break your back. Girl. You have a long

0:45:53.120 --> 0:45:54.040
<v Speaker 2>day in your career.

0:45:54.480 --> 0:45:57.160
<v Speaker 3>You come back with some dusty day career Dick is

0:45:57.200 --> 0:45:58.400
<v Speaker 3>giving you what it's like.

0:45:58.640 --> 0:46:00.640
<v Speaker 2>Well, I've been working all day to nine to five.

0:46:00.680 --> 0:46:01.359
<v Speaker 2>Dick is lazy.

0:46:01.520 --> 0:46:04.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you mean that dusty dick that hasn't been doing

0:46:04.160 --> 0:46:07.800
<v Speaker 3>ship all day but live in a box. Dick man,

0:46:08.080 --> 0:46:14.120
<v Speaker 3>literally dick just in you. That's literally literally broke. Dudes,

0:46:14.160 --> 0:46:18.239
<v Speaker 3>I don't even know that, see sol, right, but I

0:46:18.280 --> 0:46:18.839
<v Speaker 3>can't yet.

0:46:19.040 --> 0:46:19.640
<v Speaker 2>That's good.

0:46:19.680 --> 0:46:21.239
<v Speaker 3>You're saying you can't bring him to a work event.

0:46:21.920 --> 0:46:24.920
<v Speaker 3>I can't marry this motherfucker. I can't marry Braun.

0:46:25.360 --> 0:46:25.759
<v Speaker 2>That's true.

0:46:25.800 --> 0:46:28.080
<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, you can't marry broke because you can bang broke,

0:46:28.120 --> 0:46:29.719
<v Speaker 3>but you can't marry bro Okay, so.

0:46:29.800 --> 0:46:32.839
<v Speaker 2>Employed career, career, What does he look like?

0:46:32.960 --> 0:46:35.719
<v Speaker 3>Rude? Okay, you can suck for if you want to.

0:46:35.880 --> 0:46:38.200
<v Speaker 3>How about you convert them.

0:46:39.280 --> 0:46:42.120
<v Speaker 2>Sydney's a missionary. How about you? You know it's a

0:46:42.160 --> 0:46:43.879
<v Speaker 2>soup kitchen, sys. I'm here to help.

0:46:44.520 --> 0:46:47.200
<v Speaker 3>I'm here to help invert them to the employing mother

0:46:48.040 --> 0:46:51.000
<v Speaker 3>of the boom Gosh, Princess Diana of the.

0:46:52.440 --> 0:46:56.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm neither one of those women needed this. Listen.

0:46:56.080 --> 0:46:58.080
<v Speaker 3>They would make a beanie baby of Sydney if they could,

0:46:58.160 --> 0:47:03.359
<v Speaker 3>and they absolute salute Sydney Bear, Sydney Bear, citing bear,

0:47:03.440 --> 0:47:07.840
<v Speaker 3>I mean, the skinniest bear anyone should be strong, and

0:47:08.120 --> 0:47:13.360
<v Speaker 3>pussy would be one of it. It'd be wet, wrong,

0:47:15.200 --> 0:47:16.440
<v Speaker 3>leaky faucett.

0:47:16.520 --> 0:47:23.560
<v Speaker 2>Soaking, wet, soaking, wet like sugar, like a s They

0:47:23.640 --> 0:47:24.719
<v Speaker 2>yelled that part of that song.

0:47:27.840 --> 0:47:30.400
<v Speaker 3>Hey, okay, so they'll say, so you want them employed

0:47:30.719 --> 0:47:32.000
<v Speaker 3>with a career because.

0:47:31.760 --> 0:47:33.320
<v Speaker 2>We've got to be equally yoke because I can't be

0:47:33.640 --> 0:47:36.320
<v Speaker 2>with the poor. And what do they look like? I

0:47:36.680 --> 0:47:38.560
<v Speaker 2>did like my ma? This tall because I'm five four.

0:47:38.840 --> 0:47:42.360
<v Speaker 3>Okay, Look, if they're a celebrity, who would have celebrity

0:47:42.680 --> 0:47:43.080
<v Speaker 3>look like?

0:47:43.239 --> 0:47:48.239
<v Speaker 2>For them? Give me skin tones?

0:47:48.280 --> 0:47:48.320
<v Speaker 4>This?

0:47:48.400 --> 0:47:50.839
<v Speaker 2>What's the complexion looking like? I'm very old. I'm very

0:47:50.840 --> 0:47:52.239
<v Speaker 2>wide with that. So Sydney was right.

0:47:52.520 --> 0:47:55.560
<v Speaker 3>Anybody, I'm an equal opportunity employer. But I have been

0:47:55.600 --> 0:47:59.440
<v Speaker 3>trying to I've been trying to lean to more of

0:47:59.480 --> 0:48:04.320
<v Speaker 3>the brown, the blacks, trying to lean to them. Yeah brown,

0:48:04.400 --> 0:48:08.359
<v Speaker 3>so Indian. No, you're not here for Aladdin and them

0:48:09.440 --> 0:48:13.359
<v Speaker 3>for Aladdin is not Indian. That's Middle Eastern. So when

0:48:13.400 --> 0:48:16.360
<v Speaker 3>I say Indian, I mean all of them. Okay, that's that's.

0:48:18.200 --> 0:48:21.680
<v Speaker 2>Well. She stands in her tooth, standing back.

0:48:22.560 --> 0:48:24.480
<v Speaker 3>Now, I'm gonna tell you as fire as them seeks

0:48:24.560 --> 0:48:29.239
<v Speaker 3>them niggas Okay, you just want to you know, you

0:48:29.320 --> 0:48:31.040
<v Speaker 3>know who fine is fucked them seeks?

0:48:31.360 --> 0:48:34.439
<v Speaker 2>You never heard of that? Never? Wow, that was a seek.

0:48:34.840 --> 0:48:38.160
<v Speaker 2>Now you know what I'm saying. Oh my god, damn

0:48:38.239 --> 0:48:44.839
<v Speaker 2>niggas is God be everywhere? And it wasn't Lesson. That's

0:48:44.880 --> 0:48:47.000
<v Speaker 2>not who you've been saying. I thought it was chiks.

0:48:47.239 --> 0:48:50.600
<v Speaker 3>It seems now a chic is something different than a sik. Okay, well,

0:48:50.640 --> 0:48:54.200
<v Speaker 3>let me seek what a sek is because I thought

0:48:54.200 --> 0:48:56.640
<v Speaker 3>it was something. I thought it was a chic. Niggas

0:48:57.280 --> 0:49:02.120
<v Speaker 3>you spelled sek s I k h. You didn't see

0:49:02.120 --> 0:49:04.120
<v Speaker 3>that wedding video the men coming and dancing and was

0:49:04.200 --> 0:49:06.759
<v Speaker 3>killing a sh okay, okay, okay, So you like a

0:49:06.840 --> 0:49:07.640
<v Speaker 3>seek me?

0:49:07.840 --> 0:49:08.120
<v Speaker 2>Okay?

0:49:08.280 --> 0:49:10.640
<v Speaker 3>Since I said a letter, you could have said, yes, okay,

0:49:10.680 --> 0:49:13.400
<v Speaker 3>that's a campaign. I feel like a lot of how

0:49:13.400 --> 0:49:17.919
<v Speaker 3>a little turbine on different campaign. That's not just because

0:49:17.920 --> 0:49:19.880
<v Speaker 3>the men cover their head, you know how like like Muslim,

0:49:19.880 --> 0:49:21.839
<v Speaker 3>we heard a here job the men cover their head.

0:49:22.520 --> 0:49:23.960
<v Speaker 2>Help her. See what you're saying.

0:49:24.000 --> 0:49:26.359
<v Speaker 3>But so you want to seek, you're seeking to seek.

0:49:26.640 --> 0:49:28.200
<v Speaker 3>I don't know what they prayed to, so I don't know.

0:49:28.400 --> 0:49:31.200
<v Speaker 3>All I know is is that I wasn't like nice

0:49:31.200 --> 0:49:33.359
<v Speaker 3>like a brown and like in tan. I don't mind

0:49:33.360 --> 0:49:35.480
<v Speaker 3>a beard as long to keep your face clean. That

0:49:36.160 --> 0:49:39.640
<v Speaker 3>coronavirus save that, bitch. Yeah, and a ginger is strong

0:49:39.719 --> 0:49:43.680
<v Speaker 3>enough to stop that. Uh ginger ol Yo, you're so blad.

0:49:43.719 --> 0:49:49.719
<v Speaker 2>That's afrod. That is definitely the afro, which is not

0:49:49.760 --> 0:49:53.319
<v Speaker 2>a thing. I only have that. But we did do

0:49:53.400 --> 0:49:55.200
<v Speaker 2>the thing, like you know, a little DNA test. My

0:49:55.200 --> 0:49:56.880
<v Speaker 2>brother did his. What is it?

0:49:56.920 --> 0:50:00.960
<v Speaker 3>So it's black white and just a a Native American.

0:50:01.400 --> 0:50:05.680
<v Speaker 3>My mother did hers square like it is a distant

0:50:05.680 --> 0:50:08.560
<v Speaker 3>ancestor well, my mother did wear Sydney just around the river.

0:50:10.239 --> 0:50:12.880
<v Speaker 3>My mother did hers, and she had black white Native

0:50:12.880 --> 0:50:15.759
<v Speaker 3>America and then Pakistan, India, Burma area.

0:50:15.760 --> 0:50:18.360
<v Speaker 2>And we don't know who fun that is because it

0:50:18.480 --> 0:50:20.080
<v Speaker 2>was like, you know, far far far far far from

0:50:20.160 --> 0:50:24.439
<v Speaker 2>Native America in your forehead or what if it's just black, No,

0:50:24.480 --> 0:50:24.800
<v Speaker 2>I see it.

0:50:26.360 --> 0:50:29.640
<v Speaker 3>You and your the skin tone to okay, you got

0:50:29.640 --> 0:50:31.680
<v Speaker 3>like red undertones right because you know, you got high

0:50:31.719 --> 0:50:33.680
<v Speaker 3>cheek bones. I got high cheek bones. You got high

0:50:33.719 --> 0:50:35.640
<v Speaker 3>cheek bones. So we can just leave that is blackness.

0:50:36.160 --> 0:50:37.680
<v Speaker 3>That's slavery.

0:50:38.239 --> 0:50:40.160
<v Speaker 2>But my lips are too small. I can say that.

0:50:40.440 --> 0:50:44.920
<v Speaker 3>That's the light you got the bottom list the bottom is, well,

0:50:44.920 --> 0:50:45.640
<v Speaker 3>that's the astro.

0:50:45.800 --> 0:50:47.799
<v Speaker 2>The top is the latina. That's what it is. There's

0:50:47.840 --> 0:50:54.280
<v Speaker 2>no latina. That's the Puerto Rican. Bottom of lip is Dominican.

0:50:54.440 --> 0:50:57.680
<v Speaker 3>I've been cheated. I've been cheated. The bottom lip is Haitian.

0:50:57.719 --> 0:50:58.719
<v Speaker 3>Top lip is Dominican.

0:50:58.840 --> 0:51:02.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:50:59.880 --> 0:51:04.560
<v Speaker 3>I asked my mother the other day why her lips

0:51:04.560 --> 0:51:06.239
<v Speaker 3>were bigger than mine, and she's like, well, we got

0:51:06.239 --> 0:51:08.320
<v Speaker 3>different parents, and.

0:51:09.719 --> 0:51:12.160
<v Speaker 2>Well, what's your dad's lips look like? Are the lips

0:51:12.160 --> 0:51:17.640
<v Speaker 2>smaller in Oklahoma and niggas? So they got full lips niggas.

0:51:17.680 --> 0:51:20.080
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. We still don't know where your type is.

0:51:20.080 --> 0:51:23.840
<v Speaker 2>It's seek, I guess listening. Is there any seeks?

0:51:23.880 --> 0:51:27.560
<v Speaker 3>Listen like I'm trying to get like in the blacks, Like,

0:51:27.760 --> 0:51:29.080
<v Speaker 3>do you're like big bodies?

0:51:29.120 --> 0:51:33.200
<v Speaker 2>You like slim bodies? I try. I like a fuller man, okay,

0:51:33.280 --> 0:51:36.520
<v Speaker 2>fluffy man, not fluffy? Okay, we can't both be big Okay,

0:51:36.560 --> 0:51:38.960
<v Speaker 2>so so they gotta be they have to be in

0:51:39.040 --> 0:51:39.960
<v Speaker 2>shape with abs.

0:51:40.000 --> 0:51:42.719
<v Speaker 3>No, No, I don't like apps because you don't like as.

0:51:42.920 --> 0:51:46.200
<v Speaker 3>Don't I love as? I say to say that if

0:51:46.239 --> 0:51:49.359
<v Speaker 3>a man is very muscular, he's very heavy, like if

0:51:49.360 --> 0:51:50.600
<v Speaker 3>he works out a lot, well, yes.

0:51:50.520 --> 0:51:52.120
<v Speaker 2>Because muscle wats more than fat. Yes.

0:51:52.160 --> 0:51:54.560
<v Speaker 3>So if the dudes were a muscular you can't breathe

0:51:54.960 --> 0:51:57.200
<v Speaker 3>because I've been with dudes are in very good shapes.

0:51:57.320 --> 0:51:58.600
<v Speaker 2>So you were a missionary bitch.

0:51:58.920 --> 0:52:02.040
<v Speaker 3>Oh, I do all of the things. But if it's missionary,

0:52:02.080 --> 0:52:04.160
<v Speaker 3>you sure you don't. I feel like you want to

0:52:04.200 --> 0:52:04.799
<v Speaker 3>be on top.

0:52:04.920 --> 0:52:05.840
<v Speaker 2>I have.

0:52:05.920 --> 0:52:07.920
<v Speaker 3>I feel like you're in charge. You know now, I

0:52:07.920 --> 0:52:09.920
<v Speaker 3>don't want to be in charge of the show in

0:52:09.960 --> 0:52:12.959
<v Speaker 3>the bedroom. You're more submissive, then yes, because I don't

0:52:13.000 --> 0:52:13.239
<v Speaker 3>want to.

0:52:13.320 --> 0:52:15.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm not. I'm not trying to run. No, man, I'm

0:52:15.040 --> 0:52:21.600
<v Speaker 2>trying to take it. Yes, I'm she's a let me

0:52:21.760 --> 0:52:25.760
<v Speaker 2>hand on something. What is wrong with you?

0:52:25.920 --> 0:52:27.680
<v Speaker 4>Stop asking people to do that?

0:52:28.400 --> 0:52:30.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I had a long day at work. I'm

0:52:30.719 --> 0:52:33.600
<v Speaker 2>just gonna lay here. I know I am not a

0:52:33.640 --> 0:52:36.200
<v Speaker 2>Pilo queen. No, you know what I mean? No, No, No,

0:52:36.280 --> 0:52:38.920
<v Speaker 2>I work. I work. I'm gonna get up like no,

0:52:40.640 --> 0:52:42.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna like, I'm gonna lay on my side type person.

0:52:42.960 --> 0:52:45.040
<v Speaker 3>I do all of the Listen, if you showed up,

0:52:45.040 --> 0:52:46.319
<v Speaker 3>we're gonna work because I don't know if I obaus

0:52:46.320 --> 0:52:47.399
<v Speaker 3>see you again in the work.

0:52:47.520 --> 0:52:50.440
<v Speaker 2>No, wow, you're one night not with that tween and

0:52:50.520 --> 0:52:52.479
<v Speaker 2>one night stands. I'm not a queen of one night stands.

0:52:52.480 --> 0:52:54.360
<v Speaker 3>But I don't have to catch it very often, so

0:52:54.360 --> 0:52:56.040
<v Speaker 3>when I do catch it, I got Because you're busy.

0:52:56.120 --> 0:52:59.320
<v Speaker 2>You you on planes every day. We're talking to me.

0:53:00.080 --> 0:53:01.799
<v Speaker 3>Let me lack about this is what we need to

0:53:01.880 --> 0:53:04.880
<v Speaker 3>chat about. Okay, you took fifty eight minutes to get

0:53:05.000 --> 0:53:06.880
<v Speaker 3>ten minutes on the clock, syst Let's get it.

0:53:06.960 --> 0:53:08.200
<v Speaker 2>Let's talk about why.

0:53:08.040 --> 0:53:12.359
<v Speaker 3>These raggedy s men ain't approaching. Yes, because we're intimidating. Yes,

0:53:12.440 --> 0:53:14.600
<v Speaker 3>I've heard that what you just had a date last

0:53:14.680 --> 0:53:17.800
<v Speaker 3>night took him six years to approach.

0:53:18.040 --> 0:53:20.799
<v Speaker 2>Well six years, I mean it's basically why did you

0:53:20.800 --> 0:53:24.480
<v Speaker 2>even listen? You gotta show up in the can Listen.

0:53:24.560 --> 0:53:26.400
<v Speaker 3>Your man could be making your sandwich right now. You

0:53:26.480 --> 0:53:27.640
<v Speaker 3>might be working at the bodega.

0:53:27.880 --> 0:53:30.839
<v Speaker 2>Oh no he's not. That's a career. No, he can

0:53:30.880 --> 0:53:39.239
<v Speaker 2>own aeg that Sydney I got is a sandwich artists.

0:53:39.280 --> 0:53:42.080
<v Speaker 3>A sandwich artist owns the building, but he likes to

0:53:42.120 --> 0:53:44.400
<v Speaker 3>get like from his hands journey.

0:53:45.320 --> 0:53:46.440
<v Speaker 2>He owns the building.

0:53:46.520 --> 0:53:48.560
<v Speaker 3>I said, you need to see you need to see.

0:53:48.800 --> 0:53:51.759
<v Speaker 3>I need a least, I need a title, I need

0:53:51.760 --> 0:53:52.320
<v Speaker 3>a mortgage.

0:53:52.480 --> 0:53:54.600
<v Speaker 2>Say that's why these niggas are coming up to you asking.

0:53:54.440 --> 0:53:57.560
<v Speaker 3>For you like you know you have for credit, you

0:53:57.640 --> 0:53:59.120
<v Speaker 3>have for first month securty.

0:53:59.560 --> 0:54:01.320
<v Speaker 2>How am I asking for too much? You want to

0:54:01.600 --> 0:54:03.600
<v Speaker 2>have their hair wrapped? No, I need.

0:54:03.480 --> 0:54:06.160
<v Speaker 3>Someone who's at least at my level. Why the do

0:54:06.320 --> 0:54:08.479
<v Speaker 3>I have to go down? You don't have to go down? Okay,

0:54:08.520 --> 0:54:13.719
<v Speaker 3>hold on, don't tell the listeners what your love is.

0:54:14.600 --> 0:54:18.440
<v Speaker 2>Bitch, am on TV. Come on, that needs to be

0:54:18.480 --> 0:54:22.279
<v Speaker 2>merch TV. Merch some comic as. You have roommates, pitch

0:54:22.320 --> 0:54:26.400
<v Speaker 2>them on TV. No, do I look like having someone

0:54:26.440 --> 0:54:28.920
<v Speaker 2>else live here? Why go to the bathroom.

0:54:28.920 --> 0:54:31.240
<v Speaker 3>It's just me in this bitch, shut up but naked?

0:54:31.719 --> 0:54:36.480
<v Speaker 3>All door open, of course out that's my house. Areola's

0:54:36.600 --> 0:54:37.960
<v Speaker 3>out on the sink?

0:54:38.160 --> 0:54:40.319
<v Speaker 2>Hey, I wear a house dressed, so I'm not out

0:54:40.360 --> 0:54:44.400
<v Speaker 2>here in stress. I'm very so I love a house stress.

0:54:49.520 --> 0:54:52.160
<v Speaker 3>Don't say the neighbors we want to see you walk

0:54:52.200 --> 0:54:53.279
<v Speaker 3>into the refrigerator.

0:54:53.520 --> 0:54:55.640
<v Speaker 2>Just just bear. You won't see any of that.

0:54:55.800 --> 0:54:59.279
<v Speaker 3>My curtains, stack clothes, that's my currents are sheer and

0:54:59.320 --> 0:55:02.080
<v Speaker 3>they don't even boom fun.

0:55:02.440 --> 0:55:04.200
<v Speaker 2>Listen, this is why people are in approaching. You're not

0:55:04.239 --> 0:55:05.399
<v Speaker 2>putting yourself out there.

0:55:05.360 --> 0:55:09.160
<v Speaker 3>The window wide open, walk by, see her ass crack

0:55:09.239 --> 0:55:12.120
<v Speaker 3>every day. Don't open coach open? What Flora do you

0:55:12.200 --> 0:55:15.640
<v Speaker 3>live on second second floor? I've seen her, I've been

0:55:15.680 --> 0:55:20.720
<v Speaker 3>by behind a tree. Just look like, get changed.

0:55:21.000 --> 0:55:23.440
<v Speaker 2>You let your young Harvey Weinstein live.

0:55:23.640 --> 0:55:28.080
<v Speaker 3>This is absolutely this is an attractive Weinstein. The original

0:55:28.160 --> 0:55:29.920
<v Speaker 3>is ugly, And every time I saw him, I'm like,

0:55:29.960 --> 0:55:30.840
<v Speaker 3>who let this happen?

0:55:31.400 --> 0:55:31.960
<v Speaker 2>Everybody?

0:55:32.200 --> 0:55:38.000
<v Speaker 3>You let the dogs out?

0:55:41.320 --> 0:55:43.160
<v Speaker 2>But you know what, I didn't have a female comic

0:55:43.280 --> 0:55:44.960
<v Speaker 2>asked me one time. She was like, so do you

0:55:45.040 --> 0:55:46.719
<v Speaker 2>deal with like like a guy?

0:55:46.760 --> 0:55:48.920
<v Speaker 3>Because I had a girl asked me if like because

0:55:48.920 --> 0:55:51.200
<v Speaker 3>some dude hit her up and said that she had

0:55:51.200 --> 0:55:52.399
<v Speaker 3>to sleep with them to be on a show.

0:55:52.440 --> 0:55:55.719
<v Speaker 2>I said a show, a bar show. Huh comedy that's

0:55:55.760 --> 0:56:01.239
<v Speaker 2>what they said, Uh, comedy show in location. I was like, bitch,

0:56:01.280 --> 0:56:01.560
<v Speaker 2>not a.

0:56:01.520 --> 0:56:05.880
<v Speaker 3>Tour, no at venue, sleep with it. So he asked

0:56:05.880 --> 0:56:07.839
<v Speaker 3>her this and she was like, absolutely not. How bad

0:56:07.960 --> 0:56:09.800
<v Speaker 3>is his dick that he has to tell women that?

0:56:10.760 --> 0:56:13.120
<v Speaker 3>Or how desperate are some of these people are?

0:56:13.160 --> 0:56:15.160
<v Speaker 2>How are some people that they would have greeted this bullshit?

0:56:15.200 --> 0:56:19.920
<v Speaker 2>How bad are these sents? This was in Atlanta? But

0:56:20.320 --> 0:56:25.279
<v Speaker 2>hold on laught in school, right, all right? No? This

0:56:25.400 --> 0:56:27.799
<v Speaker 2>was this was this is the urban rooms. That wasn't that?

0:56:28.880 --> 0:56:28.960
<v Speaker 4>What?

0:56:29.760 --> 0:56:33.200
<v Speaker 3>No, listen, I'm performing for a play the food I'm not.

0:56:33.480 --> 0:56:35.400
<v Speaker 3>I'm not sleep with nobody to do a room with

0:56:35.480 --> 0:56:40.440
<v Speaker 3>j R crickets.

0:56:41.800 --> 0:56:46.400
<v Speaker 2>You're not spreading them. Thanks for women, you're not spreading them.

0:56:46.440 --> 0:56:49.799
<v Speaker 3>Gams for wings, No them the limited pepper wings, them

0:56:49.840 --> 0:56:50.600
<v Speaker 3>hot limon peppers.

0:56:50.640 --> 0:56:50.799
<v Speaker 2>Right.

0:56:51.000 --> 0:56:53.440
<v Speaker 3>But girls that asked me, you know it's they asked me,

0:56:53.560 --> 0:56:57.080
<v Speaker 3>do I deal with a lot of the uh, like

0:56:57.280 --> 0:57:01.879
<v Speaker 3>harassment or like highly sexual malgate is right, And I'm like, no.

0:57:02.719 --> 0:57:04.799
<v Speaker 2>I'm not a girl. These people want to so I.

0:57:04.800 --> 0:57:08.080
<v Speaker 3>Just got to lie. Don't say you are? You are

0:57:08.320 --> 0:57:09.040
<v Speaker 3>type people.

0:57:09.120 --> 0:57:13.040
<v Speaker 2>I see you work, I see when you talk. You

0:57:13.160 --> 0:57:16.960
<v Speaker 2>are a stage type. You are I just haven't met

0:57:16.960 --> 0:57:21.880
<v Speaker 2>them yet. So, yes, nigga, are you always in a car? Bitch?

0:57:21.960 --> 0:57:23.200
<v Speaker 2>Take public transportation?

0:57:23.440 --> 0:57:25.800
<v Speaker 3>But that but if I'm on public transportation with somebody

0:57:25.800 --> 0:57:28.080
<v Speaker 3>who has to take public transportation, they don't have to

0:57:28.120 --> 0:57:29.920
<v Speaker 3>though you don't have to either, Yeah, but get on that.

0:57:30.120 --> 0:57:32.480
<v Speaker 3>Don't have to get on since you need to interact

0:57:32.480 --> 0:57:33.120
<v Speaker 3>with your community.

0:57:33.280 --> 0:57:35.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know, but you are some understand. The train

0:57:35.400 --> 0:57:37.560
<v Speaker 2>makes me so anxious and I hate this. Okay, hold on,

0:57:37.640 --> 0:57:39.640
<v Speaker 2>don't let me let me tell you what you need

0:57:39.680 --> 0:57:41.760
<v Speaker 2>to do. You need to Okay, you.

0:57:41.760 --> 0:57:44.160
<v Speaker 3>Need to get out of the Queen's get on the train,

0:57:44.920 --> 0:57:46.960
<v Speaker 3>see somebody that you like and be like, hey, you

0:57:46.960 --> 0:57:49.200
<v Speaker 3>want to get my uber ex and boom, there you go.

0:57:49.280 --> 0:57:53.240
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I don't approach man, because I can tell you.

0:57:53.280 --> 0:57:58.720
<v Speaker 3>Listen, it's you said, I am some people's type, right, yeah, girl,

0:57:58.760 --> 0:58:01.520
<v Speaker 3>I can people like you, but I don't know who

0:58:01.560 --> 0:58:04.160
<v Speaker 3>that is. So I can't be hollering as a random

0:58:04.200 --> 0:58:06.920
<v Speaker 3>man because how sad is that's about what about your type?

0:58:06.960 --> 0:58:08.640
<v Speaker 3>Don't run the ball in their cart? You know what

0:58:08.680 --> 0:58:09.000
<v Speaker 3>I'm saying?

0:58:09.040 --> 0:58:12.080
<v Speaker 2>What you want see these niggas?

0:58:12.320 --> 0:58:14.640
<v Speaker 3>Hold on, let me say that they start getting the

0:58:14.720 --> 0:58:17.200
<v Speaker 3>uber axe and he's like, no, I'm good now, I'm

0:58:17.240 --> 0:58:20.120
<v Speaker 3>just sad and that's about your shore and.

0:58:20.080 --> 0:58:26.160
<v Speaker 2>Then get off. You just said you're still in the car. Yeah,

0:58:26.200 --> 0:58:28.360
<v Speaker 2>and this is what you do just walking. This man

0:58:28.480 --> 0:58:32.440
<v Speaker 2>chose to walk. You tell the driver to slow just

0:58:32.440 --> 0:58:35.560
<v Speaker 2>slow down, slow down, pull over, and you say you

0:58:35.680 --> 0:58:38.320
<v Speaker 2>go on my way, daddy. But you say where you

0:58:38.360 --> 0:58:40.480
<v Speaker 2>headed and he says, I'm going to work, and then

0:58:40.760 --> 0:58:42.440
<v Speaker 2>you should have your backs and be like you work

0:58:42.440 --> 0:58:46.720
<v Speaker 2>on commission. Big mistake, huge, you're pretty woman, that niggas.

0:58:46.880 --> 0:58:49.840
<v Speaker 3>But also like, these men are dumb and at least

0:58:49.840 --> 0:58:52.640
<v Speaker 3>I say this, I say this like with love, but

0:58:52.680 --> 0:58:53.920
<v Speaker 3>like from the bottom.

0:58:53.560 --> 0:58:56.360
<v Speaker 2>Of my stupid heart. These men arepid stupid.

0:58:56.640 --> 0:58:58.760
<v Speaker 3>They don't know nothing. Sometimes they don't know what their

0:58:58.760 --> 0:59:01.080
<v Speaker 3>type is. Sometimes you have to let them know that

0:59:01.160 --> 0:59:04.120
<v Speaker 3>you they type right. Sometimes you approach that I've done that,

0:59:04.160 --> 0:59:06.280
<v Speaker 3>I've done the I've done the I'm standing here to

0:59:06.320 --> 0:59:08.600
<v Speaker 3>get you, but I'm not just like amen.

0:59:08.320 --> 0:59:08.680
<v Speaker 2>Let's go.

0:59:08.960 --> 0:59:11.000
<v Speaker 3>It just depends on well, don't say amen, let's go

0:59:11.160 --> 0:59:12.320
<v Speaker 3>like this, he's not a dog.

0:59:12.720 --> 0:59:18.960
<v Speaker 2>But then you know, sometimes you just gotta yes.

0:59:19.120 --> 0:59:21.560
<v Speaker 3>Sometimes you just gotta talk to them and then they

0:59:21.680 --> 0:59:25.400
<v Speaker 3>like see you and they're like, oh dudes, and they've

0:59:25.440 --> 0:59:26.760
<v Speaker 3>been like, oh my god, I would not because I

0:59:26.800 --> 0:59:30.240
<v Speaker 3>had a dude say like I am not usually, which

0:59:30.280 --> 0:59:31.360
<v Speaker 3>is so unnecessary.

0:59:31.400 --> 0:59:32.240
<v Speaker 2>It's unnecessary.

0:59:32.360 --> 0:59:34.240
<v Speaker 3>Keep it in your head, sir, right, But it's like, oh,

0:59:34.280 --> 0:59:36.040
<v Speaker 3>I'm not usually attracted to women who look like you,

0:59:36.080 --> 0:59:39.440
<v Speaker 3>but you're and I'm just like, you didn't need any

0:59:39.480 --> 0:59:42.640
<v Speaker 3>of the beginning of that sentence. You needed send your

0:59:42.680 --> 0:59:44.440
<v Speaker 3>picture to us so we can post it on the

0:59:44.480 --> 0:59:48.600
<v Speaker 3>fucking page and if you follow the rules or like

0:59:48.760 --> 0:59:52.720
<v Speaker 3>her criteria, slide in our dms and then we'll sift.

0:59:52.400 --> 0:59:54.680
<v Speaker 2>Through these niggas and we'll we'll send them me away.

0:59:54.840 --> 0:59:59.080
<v Speaker 3>We got men on this podcast that had models sliding

0:59:59.520 --> 1:00:01.040
<v Speaker 3>in their d from and been like, I want to

1:00:01.080 --> 1:00:01.520
<v Speaker 3>go to day.

1:00:01.600 --> 1:00:05.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah we have. We have premium listeners, premium premium.

1:00:05.280 --> 1:00:07.600
<v Speaker 3>Pussy, and I feel like it's gotta be some premium

1:00:07.640 --> 1:00:10.640
<v Speaker 3>penises where I have premium pussy. But what Marie was

1:00:10.640 --> 1:00:12.360
<v Speaker 3>saying is that men have said to me to think

1:00:12.360 --> 1:00:16.400
<v Speaker 3>I'm intimidating by clip but but it's by me being

1:00:16.440 --> 1:00:18.880
<v Speaker 3>a comic or me being on the Daily Show, So

1:00:19.040 --> 1:00:20.880
<v Speaker 3>just my job and has nothing to do with me.

1:00:21.200 --> 1:00:22.040
<v Speaker 2>That being said.

1:00:22.680 --> 1:00:25.320
<v Speaker 3>That being said, every male comic that we know has

1:00:25.360 --> 1:00:26.720
<v Speaker 3>had a female slide in his DM.

1:00:26.760 --> 1:00:28.680
<v Speaker 2>You come up to him after a show to talk

1:00:28.720 --> 1:00:28.960
<v Speaker 2>to him.

1:00:29.840 --> 1:00:31.840
<v Speaker 3>Credit, ain't got no, They got roommates, but that's no

1:00:31.960 --> 1:00:35.240
<v Speaker 3>credits and some of them some of them missing teeth.

1:00:35.520 --> 1:00:42.480
<v Speaker 3>Oh No, We've seen plenty of women fuck these comics,

1:00:42.480 --> 1:00:44.920
<v Speaker 3>and it's always very confusing, Like what I seen one

1:00:44.960 --> 1:00:46.400
<v Speaker 3>of my fucker get up and I'm like, I'm just

1:00:46.400 --> 1:00:49.520
<v Speaker 3>in the like I'm in the back on this motherfucker.

1:00:49.160 --> 1:00:49.760
<v Speaker 2>Is a girlfriend.

1:00:50.000 --> 1:00:53.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you have fifteen roommates and something showing up to

1:00:53.280 --> 1:00:55.840
<v Speaker 3>be sixteen. You have a sheet as a door, but okay,

1:00:56.000 --> 1:00:58.800
<v Speaker 3>but some bits you're showing up to get dropped off in. Okay,

1:00:59.520 --> 1:01:01.640
<v Speaker 3>your mattress looks like a crumbled up piece of paper,

1:01:01.760 --> 1:01:03.840
<v Speaker 3>look like a yoga matt but somebody got on that.

1:01:04.000 --> 1:01:06.240
<v Speaker 3>Somebody got on that with you. Mattress on the floor

1:01:06.280 --> 1:01:09.600
<v Speaker 3>directly direct frame, no frame, no nothing, no box, fring twin,

1:01:09.640 --> 1:01:12.439
<v Speaker 3>mattress on the floor, no sheet, And I'm like, how

1:01:12.680 --> 1:01:13.360
<v Speaker 3>pressed are these.

1:01:13.240 --> 1:01:13.919
<v Speaker 2>Women in New York?

1:01:14.840 --> 1:01:18.000
<v Speaker 3>It's nothing just New York, though, women all over the world,

1:01:18.760 --> 1:01:22.360
<v Speaker 3>all over they see they see somebody perform, they like it.

1:01:22.360 --> 1:01:22.960
<v Speaker 3>They go after it.

1:01:23.040 --> 1:01:25.400
<v Speaker 2>Press press, breast press, that's what they No.

1:01:25.440 --> 1:01:27.400
<v Speaker 3>I've had comics tell me, like out of comics tell

1:01:27.440 --> 1:01:30.520
<v Speaker 3>me it was like after a show, like because even

1:01:30.560 --> 1:01:33.360
<v Speaker 3>headline after a show, there was a forty five minute

1:01:33.400 --> 1:01:35.000
<v Speaker 3>window for him to hook up from with a chick

1:01:35.400 --> 1:01:36.400
<v Speaker 3>who had come to the show.

1:01:37.120 --> 1:01:38.120
<v Speaker 2>Forty five minute window.

1:01:38.120 --> 1:01:40.480
<v Speaker 3>If you have to catch a bitch after forty five minutes,

1:01:40.720 --> 1:01:42.000
<v Speaker 3>he's not fucking anybody that night.

1:01:42.640 --> 1:01:44.840
<v Speaker 2>So somebod these dudes have a science to this ship,

1:01:45.040 --> 1:01:48.680
<v Speaker 2>because I've seen get the mathematics together. Come on, I

1:01:48.680 --> 1:01:50.760
<v Speaker 2>got my kissing my purse. Well, figure this numbers.

1:01:51.200 --> 1:01:53.960
<v Speaker 3>What I can tell you is that single men do

1:01:54.040 --> 1:01:56.520
<v Speaker 3>not come to comedy shows.

1:01:56.200 --> 1:01:59.560
<v Speaker 2>With they boys. A bunch of men. That's not true.

1:01:59.560 --> 1:02:03.520
<v Speaker 3>That's not I have toured so much. It'd be singing

1:02:03.520 --> 1:02:04.520
<v Speaker 3>people at the knitting factory.

1:02:04.600 --> 1:02:07.560
<v Speaker 2>No, they're singing. No, that's a different situation. What's the situation.

1:02:07.760 --> 1:02:09.480
<v Speaker 3>The knitting factor is more like a bar situation. I'm

1:02:09.480 --> 1:02:16.280
<v Speaker 3>talking about clubs. I'm usually in clubs. Dragon, Oh yeah, okay,

1:02:17.200 --> 1:02:21.080
<v Speaker 3>bar barches. We heard you don't say listen and the

1:02:21.080 --> 1:02:23.040
<v Speaker 3>words of my people, A kick dog will holler.

1:02:23.240 --> 1:02:26.520
<v Speaker 2>I said nothing to offend your lifestyles. You said, been

1:02:26.520 --> 1:02:30.560
<v Speaker 2>talking about I'd be in the clurb club.

1:02:31.160 --> 1:02:33.200
<v Speaker 3>I'm saying, when I headline a comedy club, there's a

1:02:33.320 --> 1:02:35.520
<v Speaker 3>there's no one coming up after to me afterwards.

1:02:35.520 --> 1:02:37.920
<v Speaker 2>Since maybe should stop headlining, Maybe you should be in

1:02:37.920 --> 1:02:38.160
<v Speaker 2>the bar.

1:02:38.680 --> 1:02:44.600
<v Speaker 3>Okay, you're trying to get eight out or no, Hello,

1:02:45.040 --> 1:02:45.400
<v Speaker 3>you want to.

1:02:45.400 --> 1:02:47.320
<v Speaker 2>Be happy, if you want to be rich? Pick what? Yeah,

1:02:47.360 --> 1:02:49.240
<v Speaker 2>you want to your back now, or you just want

1:02:49.240 --> 1:02:49.800
<v Speaker 2>to have a back.

1:02:49.880 --> 1:02:54.280
<v Speaker 3>What do you want a lonely match, yes, a lonely

1:02:54.360 --> 1:02:57.560
<v Speaker 3>back or a broken back? Listen, I have good health care,

1:02:57.680 --> 1:02:59.760
<v Speaker 3>so I could get it fixed if it gets broke. Exactly,

1:03:00.280 --> 1:03:03.360
<v Speaker 3>I've got sagging insurance. Why don't you just y'all are

1:03:03.400 --> 1:03:05.680
<v Speaker 3>acting like all of us, get out me. I can

1:03:05.760 --> 1:03:11.240
<v Speaker 3>tell you stop the headlining at the Dead Crow and.

1:03:10.320 --> 1:03:12.880
<v Speaker 2>Stop doing movies. You're still doing movies, and get out.

1:03:13.640 --> 1:03:15.160
<v Speaker 2>Get all those people.

1:03:15.160 --> 1:03:17.040
<v Speaker 3>Swore I was gonna pull a nigga Puerto Ricos busy

1:03:17.040 --> 1:03:20.600
<v Speaker 3>as I Wasn't anybody as busy as I was.

1:03:20.720 --> 1:03:23.240
<v Speaker 2>You see the way you're speaking on here, You're you're

1:03:23.240 --> 1:03:25.480
<v Speaker 2>doing a nigga right now. That's quiver like. Well, I

1:03:25.520 --> 1:03:28.320
<v Speaker 2>was gonna talk to her, but she's so busy. That's

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<v Speaker 2>not my problem. It is your problem.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it's your problem because he's still having said exactly

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<v Speaker 3>when somebody has popped that up, pop that thing two

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<v Speaker 3>weeks ago. You know you want a regular dude, right

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<v Speaker 3>because this is a dude I had known from Atlanta

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<v Speaker 3>who this is this is a TBT, right, But you

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<v Speaker 3>need a good TBT, like in the midd I need.

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<v Speaker 2>But I say, you're too busy for what you want.

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<v Speaker 2>You want consistent dick. But then they see you on

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<v Speaker 2>the road, they're like, what about me? What about me?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, no, Monday through Thursday. I am in New York,

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<v Speaker 3>so oh I don't know, that's what the schedule is.

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<v Speaker 3>So Monday people, you should be getting some I.

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<v Speaker 2>Should be beat. Yes, I should be at least Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 3>At least you should be with a dude that's just

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<v Speaker 3>like hitting his tims together, yes, like clapping.

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<v Speaker 2>It and they keeping it. They keeping a white white

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<v Speaker 2>sox on.

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<v Speaker 3>They keeping a wife beater on, but they put it

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<v Speaker 3>in their mouth and they just like hold it.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what. I will not. I would not be harassed.

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<v Speaker 2>I would not be made fun of. We're not making

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<v Speaker 2>fun of you.

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<v Speaker 3>We're not because because no, no, no, because men are

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<v Speaker 3>intimidated by me too.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's because you're mean. Marie. Oh wow, let's talk

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<v Speaker 2>about that. She's not Yeah, she's not even inviting us

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<v Speaker 2>to think. You'll say, Marie is what five three and.

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<v Speaker 3>She is hurting niggas feelers on a daily basis, and

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<v Speaker 3>yet people every once in a while will slider my

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<v Speaker 3>d MS from the ND or whatever. Hey, I have

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<v Speaker 3>a bit of a crush on you. I like you

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<v Speaker 3>watched me perform, You saw what I was talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>Why didn't you just come up to me after the shower?

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<v Speaker 3>Why did you wait to the DM? I'm not I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not I'm not responding to the DM. I don't feel

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<v Speaker 3>sorry for I don't feel that I don't have people's

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<v Speaker 3>side of my d MS. But it's just like, sorry, one,

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<v Speaker 3>your kids are as old as I am, and well

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<v Speaker 3>that's somebody with a career syst. I want to have

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<v Speaker 3>my own. Listen, girl, yo, I didn't know we were

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<v Speaker 3>still selling Chryslers. That's what I didn't know, selling Chryslers

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<v Speaker 3>things out here in my age, like my mother's age,

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<v Speaker 3>trying to talk to me out here, selling strong crisis

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<v Speaker 3>in Detroit.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I can't not do this. I can't help you.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I mean the dude in Detroit might be rich. Sis,

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<v Speaker 3>you only need twelve dollars to buy a house in Detroit. Listen,

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<v Speaker 3>why don't we all just buy our house because we

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<v Speaker 3>don't want to live in Detroit. You don't have to

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<v Speaker 3>live here on the property. Yeah, but who gonna how

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<v Speaker 3>we're gonna we're not gonna airbnb it. Who's gonna go to.

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<v Speaker 2>Detroit to stay that.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, when these white folks come in and try to

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<v Speaker 3>gentrify ship, they got to pay you because what they

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<v Speaker 3>do is they find a dilapidy area and then all

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<v Speaker 3>of a sudden they put a tire restaurant in it,

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<v Speaker 3>and and then they all show up.

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<v Speaker 2>It'sian fusion, right, they.

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<v Speaker 3>Put a tire restaurant in it. It's the bad signal

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<v Speaker 3>of white folks. Right, we got tied. And then they

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<v Speaker 3>show the fuck up. They're throwing the sprouts and that

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<v Speaker 3>nobody can afford to live there. Look, this is all

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<v Speaker 3>that I'm mean. I'm gonna say, I think I agree

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<v Speaker 3>with Sydney. You should put yourself out there more so

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<v Speaker 3>people will see you if you're what is put myself

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<v Speaker 3>out there?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean they've heard that before. What does that mean? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>So like like if there's stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>That and you know, we we fun employed two sis,

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<v Speaker 3>it's you know we should it's about to it's about

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<v Speaker 3>to be.

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<v Speaker 2>You flew flew out, you flying everybody out. Yeah, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>come down, sis, we bar bitches? What we don't have

1:06:41.920 --> 1:06:46.360
<v Speaker 2>bitches in Miami? And ain't nobody called me like sixty

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<v Speaker 2>were all on spirit. No, just know we're doing bar Thanks,

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<v Speaker 2>we're on a bar budget, nigga, you're not head.

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<v Speaker 3>Lining and now we flow like Jet Blue or John

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<v Speaker 3>Blue is nice sh s s sure, but it's miami'sis

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<v Speaker 3>Miami before, It's very cute.

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<v Speaker 2>Miami is cheap. Always came back. That's why my niggas

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<v Speaker 2>went to Miami all the time.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, but I don't remember what

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<v Speaker 3>I was saying, but it was you were trying to

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<v Speaker 3>explain to me what uh oh I say? Put yourself

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<v Speaker 3>out there like that thing. Because if you're okay, look,

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<v Speaker 3>if this is where it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop hanging out with comedian.

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<v Speaker 3>If this is what your day is, if it's wake up,

1:07:23.640 --> 1:07:25.720
<v Speaker 3>jump in a car, go to work, jump in a car,

1:07:25.840 --> 1:07:27.680
<v Speaker 3>go to a show, jump in a car, go home,

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<v Speaker 3>the only people you meet is uber drivers and comedians

1:07:30.760 --> 1:07:33.520
<v Speaker 3>and people you work with. If you're not doing things,

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<v Speaker 3>if you're not doing things like more social things like

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<v Speaker 3>oh I took a I took a class at this

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<v Speaker 3>place where I walked to the muffin place, like you

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<v Speaker 3>meet people when you're out and about. You're not gonna

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<v Speaker 3>meet people sitting in your car, even if you don't

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<v Speaker 3>want to get on the train, like maybe take a

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<v Speaker 3>train one stop or like you and get out.

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<v Speaker 2>What does coronavirus I'm supposed to be getting on this disease?

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<v Speaker 2>Say you want to have.

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<v Speaker 3>You you just so you don't want to have no diseases,

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<v Speaker 3>but you want to be lonely. You think Uber drive

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<v Speaker 3>has coronavirus and a nigga like uber drivers can't get coronavirus.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm fully sure that they can't, Okay, because.

1:08:07.040 --> 1:08:09.120
<v Speaker 3>People jumping out of that and they're traveling the world.

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<v Speaker 3>So you're probably gonna get coronavirus in an uber fast

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<v Speaker 3>and you get it on there.

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<v Speaker 2>I can buy yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>You heard that you're gonna be lonely with the sniffles, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know what, I'm buying that up in the name of Jesus.

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<v Speaker 2>What saying I'm gonna be long.

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<v Speaker 3>If you think you're lonely, now wait and wait for

1:08:25.960 --> 1:08:31.320
<v Speaker 3>the beat, wait until to night girl to be lonely.

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<v Speaker 3>If you were into girls, because I'm your is it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Her and Domo all the time. Sydney. You'll be on

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<v Speaker 2>this podcast complaining about not being No women don't say

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<v Speaker 2>what right here? It's so funny.

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<v Speaker 3>If you were a man, there would be someone typing

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<v Speaker 3>an angry email right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Dare they trade her?

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<v Speaker 4>Like that?

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I wish more people wuld treat me

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<v Speaker 2>like we're well, well we're having fun.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's just run through everybody in the studio where they

1:09:06.360 --> 1:09:08.880
<v Speaker 3>meet people, where you can meet people that's not on

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<v Speaker 3>an app Andrew, where you.

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<v Speaker 4>Meeting people who doesn't start with me, start with Sydney.

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<v Speaker 2>Sydney, where her lips got real world? I go, I

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<v Speaker 2>meet them on the pod. Oh, but you're on in

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<v Speaker 2>my hand though.

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<v Speaker 3>But I do say, like I like a taller I

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<v Speaker 3>would I like a taller man educated. When I say educated,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean you know some good book learning.

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<v Speaker 2>You can read and you read read so a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit gay.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no not that read like read you can read,

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<v Speaker 3>but you also read books.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh like maybe having like books on the sho Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>that'd be nice. I don't do that. I read subtitles, okay, okay,

1:09:48.720 --> 1:09:51.960
<v Speaker 2>parasite to watch that? I watch that because I do

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<v Speaker 2>watch a Korean drama.

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<v Speaker 3>We know, Okay, tall can read, has most of his teeth.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a tooth part stop listen if you missing those

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<v Speaker 3>moler I can't say nothing, but you gotta have you

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<v Speaker 3>gotta have all the show teeth. Yes, yes, yes, the

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<v Speaker 3>starting five, the starting five. I want a whole lineup.

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<v Speaker 2>Got to have an offensive line as well. Let's see.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so tall with his teeth, employed, has to be nice,

1:10:17.360 --> 1:10:19.599
<v Speaker 3>has to be intelligent. Okay, he sounds like you want

1:10:19.600 --> 1:10:21.639
<v Speaker 3>a lot. He needs to be nice and smart. Men

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<v Speaker 3>can't be both of these those things. They're either smart

1:10:24.800 --> 1:10:27.639
<v Speaker 3>and mean or they're nice and stupid. And you want

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<v Speaker 3>him to be You want him to be nice, smart

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<v Speaker 3>and tall, taller than me? You Okay, so since five six,

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<v Speaker 3>since you tall, I'm five four with your hair and stuff,

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<v Speaker 3>and since you five yeah, sis, the citties in this hair,

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<v Speaker 3>I am. I do, but I have I have a

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<v Speaker 3>presence exactly out thank you for the present. And that's

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<v Speaker 3>what I'm saying about being like, you know, put myself

1:10:52.600 --> 1:10:55.519
<v Speaker 3>out there. These titties are always out there. Okay, but

1:10:55.640 --> 1:11:00.479
<v Speaker 3>don't say you stay in jagging okay, not jagging leg

1:11:00.960 --> 1:11:04.320
<v Speaker 3>legging like well, it's always like okay, well, dulse it's

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<v Speaker 3>on the go.

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<v Speaker 2>You're day. She said, you be having your fabletics.

1:11:08.520 --> 1:11:11.960
<v Speaker 3>Oh, I would love a fathletic. You got the beant

1:11:12.080 --> 1:11:16.719
<v Speaker 3>box because you be booked. Yo, honorship, I keep a rainbow.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't say first of all, when I see you, like

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<v Speaker 3>tell you dressed the funk up?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, yo, I know what I'm doing. No, obviously,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you. Friend. Yeah, like i'd be like yo, d'l

1:11:28.360 --> 1:11:33.679
<v Speaker 2>say should be married? I think that every day. Okay, cooking,

1:11:34.120 --> 1:11:36.439
<v Speaker 2>are you cook? It's the story?

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<v Speaker 3>Since I see it, let's let's talk about your your building.

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<v Speaker 3>Is there a roof situation? What's the max capacity at

1:11:43.880 --> 1:11:46.639
<v Speaker 3>the apartment? And we maybe do a little shin dig

1:11:46.640 --> 1:11:50.760
<v Speaker 3>everybody bring a friend. There's no roof situation. I do

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<v Speaker 3>have a good size of part. What's the what's the

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<v Speaker 3>fire code capacity in the in the unit? You think

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<v Speaker 3>like twenty people?

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<v Speaker 2>Ten I could get I can define get in there.

1:12:00.479 --> 1:12:02.960
<v Speaker 2>Since with your with your daily show hookup, you we

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<v Speaker 2>could get to a hotel somewhere. You're trying to have

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<v Speaker 2>a hotel party.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, you're trying to be scandalous. I'm trying. I'm

1:12:10.560 --> 1:12:13.680
<v Speaker 3>trying to strange to me help us. Okay, but I

1:12:13.720 --> 1:12:16.080
<v Speaker 3>don't want strangers in my house. Okay, So maybe that's

1:12:16.080 --> 1:12:17.599
<v Speaker 3>why we got to hick them out, take them out

1:12:17.600 --> 1:12:19.519
<v Speaker 3>the house. Maybe we should have a party. That's why

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<v Speaker 3>we got to have it.

1:12:20.800 --> 1:12:22.880
<v Speaker 2>We should have a party. We get we get a Q,

1:12:22.960 --> 1:12:26.120
<v Speaker 2>little DJ, tell the job. Listen. You know, y'all can

1:12:26.200 --> 1:12:27.880
<v Speaker 2>hook us up with a hotel. Let's go.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, they do have a party at Hurley's and Harley's

1:12:30.400 --> 1:12:33.240
<v Speaker 3>is cute? Well Hurley, Yeah, it's Harley's. They have a

1:12:33.280 --> 1:12:35.760
<v Speaker 3>party upstairs. They just have one on Friday. Is that Uh,

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<v Speaker 3>it's it's forty eight.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh since the Midtown, that's right, Yeah, you can't get in.

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<v Speaker 2>So something on the Lower east Side. I don't listen.

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<v Speaker 3>Some downtown, you know, I don't know all these places

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<v Speaker 3>make right? Something Downtown says below fourteenth, below.

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<v Speaker 2>Fourteen, Andrew will come. You're gonna bring somebody, and we'll

1:12:56.320 --> 1:12:57.920
<v Speaker 2>bring it Hurleys.

1:12:58.600 --> 1:13:04.400
<v Speaker 3>If Andrew brings somebody somebody for Andrew, hand people. You

1:13:04.439 --> 1:13:06.280
<v Speaker 3>think you don't have straight people in his life, Andrew

1:13:06.320 --> 1:13:06.920
<v Speaker 3>have some straights.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna throw down. But like you know, we got

1:13:11.560 --> 1:13:12.880
<v Speaker 2>gay friends, we got straight friends.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody, bring your friends, kay, kay, people love being around

1:13:15.600 --> 1:13:17.400
<v Speaker 3>straight people to be like, I'm better than all of

1:13:17.400 --> 1:13:17.920
<v Speaker 3>these people.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why black people like being around white people, vice versa.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone thinks they're better than they're better than us.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't say we gotta wrap this ship up because

1:13:36.520 --> 1:13:39.960
<v Speaker 3>we got another episode. So honey, this was a chat

1:13:40.040 --> 1:13:43.960
<v Speaker 3>we did. We did, we chopped it up. Yeah, I'm

1:13:44.000 --> 1:13:46.200
<v Speaker 3>glad that we got to talk more because because I

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<v Speaker 3>got you to hit on me. Honestly, you're coming diner.

1:13:49.680 --> 1:13:50.519
<v Speaker 3>I always hit on you.

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<v Speaker 2>You're coming to the tonight because you know we're gonna

1:13:52.400 --> 1:13:55.040
<v Speaker 2>go to the diner. So yeah, I'm coming. Wait, you

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<v Speaker 2>always hit you don't hit on me. Sydney hits on everybody. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>the thing is hair, Marie, what's where there's my layup.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the layup. She hits on everybody.

1:14:02.960 --> 1:14:06.200
<v Speaker 3>No, you're supposed to be like, Nah, Sydney is Sydney,

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<v Speaker 3>but you just trod on yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>Sidney. You don't even want to bang a comedian. Don't

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<v Speaker 2>do that. Well, this is not just any of them,

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<v Speaker 2>and this is a headlining home.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm not just anybody, she said. She says she

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<v Speaker 3>needs somebody tall and employed who reads books and has

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<v Speaker 3>a penis.

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<v Speaker 2>I have them.

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<v Speaker 3>I have several people different colors, small, medium, in a large,

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<v Speaker 3>what size you want the lord.

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<v Speaker 2>I've just been practicing on my strap game.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why the shoulders. Her hardness goes to the shoulders.

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<v Speaker 3>He got suspenders on. Dumb, she got to step on

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<v Speaker 3>her collar.

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<v Speaker 2>Ignorant, it came a glasses. It's trying to wrap it up.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, we'll wrap it up in Okay, don't say tell

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<v Speaker 3>people where they can find you headlining and getting tiles

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<v Speaker 3>falling on you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I'm not in Puerto Rico. Thank you so much

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<v Speaker 2>for just blessing. You got a website. I do have

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<v Speaker 2>a website, those says Loan dot com on myself's at

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<v Speaker 2>dull Sace Loan.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I actually have my own podcast that's coming out

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<v Speaker 3>soon that you'll have to be on, called that Black

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<v Speaker 3>Ass Show. It's coming out in March. This is March, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>we're in March. Yeah, so it's coming out this month,

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<v Speaker 3>and it's about like the black TV and movies and

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<v Speaker 3>media that as like, you know, help shape culture in

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<v Speaker 3>our lives and such.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, come to plug. We could have talked about all

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<v Speaker 2>that on the podcast. You're right on this year podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>But we learned so much about each other.

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<v Speaker 3>We learned that Sydney is too much uh, and we

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<v Speaker 3>confirm that marine.

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<v Speaker 2>No, she's mean, which means but I've always known that

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<v Speaker 2>I was mean. But you what you never say it out?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you say it all the time?

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<v Speaker 3>I think that's when in her bio and Twitter it

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<v Speaker 3>literally says your mean friend.

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<v Speaker 2>It does. I forgot, but I saw you internalized the

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<v Speaker 2>first second ago, Mr meriend dot com. She does not internalize.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't people say they say to me all the time.

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<v Speaker 3>You are one of your Instagram is my favorite throw.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I'm so mean or because I'm so honest.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, because you don't care. Ah, well see that's what

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<v Speaker 3>that's That's why I don't be very honest. It's very

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<v Speaker 3>like it's a lot of you laughing at people, which

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<v Speaker 3>is why people don't be sliding into my d M

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<v Speaker 3>the same thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't say, yes you do, but your eyeliner. I loved

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<v Speaker 2>your eyeliner. I love your makeup video thinks He's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta figure she's saying that you're pretty SI. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's what she said to me, and I'm out here.

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<v Speaker 2>She's flirting back. She said you pretty. No, I said

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<v Speaker 2>you're pretty. You're pretty.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't say it's hitting on you, Marie, Well, I

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<v Speaker 3>look more like a man.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, don't say thanks, I'm employed. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I tell pretty girls that they're pretty because a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of times pretty girls don't get compliments without someone having

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<v Speaker 3>on tary your motive. I love telling people they're pretty. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>your skin looks amazing. You're thriving because my skin was

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<v Speaker 3>just acting a fucking donkey. Okay, don't say Sloan dot com.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't say Sloan on Instagram, Twitters.

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<v Speaker 2>The Facebook's uh not on black planet? Did you know

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<v Speaker 2>black plans?

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<v Speaker 3>So?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it came back so long water back. Oh man.

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<v Speaker 2>Andrew didn't know what it was, but you're not a blackland.

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<v Speaker 4>I still don't really know what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>It was just black, that's all it was.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, how.

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<v Speaker 2>Were you say? You old bitches? No? You all? Okay? Well, Andrew,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you so much for throwing shot. Very young wed it.

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<v Speaker 2>We need it because I remember when Facebook started. Keep

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<v Speaker 2>us humble, Andrew, keep us home, Marie humble. Don't say

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<v Speaker 2>we gotta go. You talking too much, bitch. That's when

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<v Speaker 2>I came here. You did, you succeeded? Friend?

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<v Speaker 3>know there's probably an episode or two up there, gotta

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<v Speaker 3>be you know, do the review.

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<v Speaker 2>Spell our name right. They don't ask for much. Drop

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<v Speaker 2>a dig picking, so.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't say yeah, my whole name solons wow, drop a

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<v Speaker 3>DM people. I've been sending me dick pic since I

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<v Speaker 3>did a thing on Comedy Central, but it's a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Of Hey, I don't want to be rude. Are you

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<v Speaker 2>sure you actually want to want to see this?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, oh, say, we gotta go. Hi, I'm helping.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm helping you show us some of these dicks.

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