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Speaker 2: This is the sound of the police, is too fato? Hey,

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Speaker 2: what's up Marie? Hi? Friend?

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Speaker 3: I was so late today and I was early. This

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Speaker 3: is what is mercury and retrogred again? I don't know, Sis,

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I stepped outside to catch the bus and

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Speaker 3: I saw it leave SI, and I was like, well,

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Speaker 3: I'm not chasing this bus down in this gentrified neighborhood. Sis,

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Speaker 3: eyes low, your eyes low? Yeah, friend, I think I'm

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Speaker 3: still high from yesterday. You we have got okay? Fuck everything,

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Speaker 3: forget about my expertise, what about you?

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Speaker 2: Not about you?

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Speaker 3: Last night I did what I wasn't feeling good, but

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Speaker 3: I was like, I know Marie's having a good night,

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Speaker 3: but I was. I felt like shit, why because I

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Speaker 3: started the new medication.

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Speaker 2: So I'm out of it.

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Speaker 3: I feel nauseous and just trash. Well you look good, friend,

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Speaker 3: Thank you, this mock turtle that you got on, this

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Speaker 3: hair and a pony. This fuck out the compliments, bitch?

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Speaker 3: What was going on last night?

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Speaker 2: Tell her?

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Speaker 3: So I went to this weed infused dinner and I'm

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Speaker 3: saying that we're dinner loosely. Well, white people invite you

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Speaker 3: to dinner. It's gonna be past plates. It's gonna be

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Speaker 3: small like tasting things. It's gonna be kale and scallops.

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Speaker 3: It's gonna it's gonna be like is this a peanut sauce?

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Speaker 2: Anyway?

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Speaker 3: So yes, yes, why people invite you to dinner? Like

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Speaker 3: when black folks, if I need a dinner, it's gonna

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Speaker 3: be right with the little heat things, right. White folks

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Speaker 3: are like, okay, well this is these are spring rolls,

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Speaker 3: vegan with something sauce, prefern. I want a plate and

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Speaker 3: a fork and knife I eat today, not finger food.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but then don't say that it's dinner, is what

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Speaker 2: I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: For me, That is dinner.

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Speaker 2: A little well, y'all models or whatever.

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Speaker 3: I need to get it together because were there to eat.

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Speaker 2: Anyway? Okay, the dinner? What happened?

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Speaker 3: Okay, so we're we're all there's a bunch of comedians.

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Speaker 2: Were there there. I'm there with a dude. But you know,

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Speaker 2: we look good together, so it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 3: Okay, end of the show. We're sitting We're sitting in

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Speaker 3: the corner of comedians.

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Speaker 2: No friend, you know they all ugly. Oh wow, on

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Speaker 2: the record before on the record, leave that they'll never

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Speaker 2: invite you again sis, Well, well, I was in performances.

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Speaker 2: I was just there. I have to be nice to

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Speaker 2: be bop.

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Speaker 3: The drinks were infused, the food was infused, and we

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Speaker 3: were smoking in the room.

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Speaker 2: We're just laughing the entire time. No, just me and

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Speaker 2: him were smoking. Coronavirus good two of us.

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Speaker 3: Last comic is on stage performing this lady planks on

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Speaker 3: her face like not the comedians. Somebody in the audience

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Speaker 3: just fell and let it on her face. Passed out,

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Speaker 3: whole show over. That's what we needed shown this bit up.

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Speaker 2: Did you start stealing?

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Speaker 3: No, because they started putting stuff away, bitch, And I'm

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Speaker 3: like I should have. I was just about to go

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Speaker 2: Somebody was like it did and we high, so we're

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Speaker 2: just like delayed it. Ah, laughing. We're laughing at this

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Speaker 2: lady who let it on her face. Trash.

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Speaker 3: Someone's like, call an ambulance. I was like, it's y'all

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Speaker 3: would be better off just putting her in an uber. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's what a real friend would do, is put you

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Speaker 3: in an uber, not an ambulance.

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Speaker 2: That's true.

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Speaker 3: It's gonna cost her twenty three thousand dollars anyway. They

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Speaker 3: don't care about her. They called an ambulance, the cops came.

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Speaker 2: They made us all leave. Marie. It was the last

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Speaker 2: comic of the night, and I was just starting to

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Speaker 2: feel good. I was like, Oh, this is a cute

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Speaker 3: So on the way out, I was like, well, I'm

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Speaker 2: So I just took it nice, you know, a little

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Speaker 3: I mean it had alcohol, and I think it had

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Speaker 3: a weed in it, So that's why I took it.

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Speaker 2: Did it get anybody's dick hard? And panties? What what

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Speaker 2: I'm asking? You? Were there on a date? Yeah, but

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Speaker 2: I didn't have panties on last night. I had a

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, you fuck like I'm gonna catch pneumonium

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Speaker 3: a pussy tonight. I love it sick, but I had

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Speaker 3: a long what was it coughing? No, it was that coughing,

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Speaker 3: but its nose was running you kiss music. You need

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Speaker 3: some mutes next for that poos for that puls.

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Speaker 2: So what happened? Did you hook up in the car?

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Speaker 2: A little bit? A little bit, A little bit in

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Speaker 2: I love it? So yeah, yeah, yeah, it was what

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Speaker 2: This is not the Patreon somebody anyway, I'm living rightly

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Speaker 2: through you. Fuck you, thank you friend. Oh wow, I

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Speaker 3: So okay, we'll talk about this on the Patreon that

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Speaker 3: hopefully we can record soon.

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Speaker 2: Ah, that's great. I'm happy for you. It was a

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Speaker 3: It was a little hook up in the car, and

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Speaker 3: then you know, we had to give somebody a ride,

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Speaker 3: so it was like she found us.

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Speaker 2: What did you get a ride somebody else?

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Speaker 3: Don't worry about it, friend, anyway, that was what I

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Speaker 3: was an expert in last night. I was an expert

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Speaker 3: of just being high for twenty four hours?

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Speaker 2: Was it a friend a mutual friend? Yes, well my friend?

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Speaker 2: So oh wow, okay, yeah, interesting, okay, okay, here we go. Yep,

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Speaker 2: how are you doing? Friend? What are you an expert in?

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Speaker 2: That's absolutely nothing? Wow? That's how you feel.

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Speaker 4: I mean, oh, you had a lot of questions for Maria.

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Speaker 2: Yeah I am, and not a single response. Things make sense? Now?

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Speaker 2: What makes sense why I wasn't invited?

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Speaker 3: You want an invited because you are sober? Why would

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Speaker 3: you go to a weed to watch everybody.

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Speaker 4: Smoke, watch the girl pass out?

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Speaker 2: Okay, I wouldnt catch a contact high. I would have.

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Speaker 2: I would have gone live Sidney.

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Speaker 3: I don't know why you'd be upset that I don't

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Speaker 2: Well, sometimes you just want to get an invite. Girl.

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Speaker 2: You wasn't in the right head space yesterday anyway, that's right.

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Speaker 2: We literally just talked about this.

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Speaker 3: I would have said, thank you for the invite. Girl,

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Speaker 3: I love an invite Sydney. And I would be like,

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Speaker 3: I can't go Sydney. You're messing with my high right now?

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Speaker 2: All right? See how big my eyes are getting? Andrew,

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Speaker 2: do you like invites even if you can't go?

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Speaker 4: Yes, of course exactly.

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Speaker 3: I'm not wasting an invite for somebody that's not gonna come.

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Speaker 2: It's rich she was not gonna come.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we expect this sort of thing from you.

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Speaker 3: WHOAHP do we expect this sort of thing from Sydney.

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Speaker 4: Sydney is a little bit different.

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Speaker 2: Wow, he's calling me sad?

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Speaker 4: Okay, fuck you not calling you mean?

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Speaker 2: He's calling me sad and sensitive. Well look, okay, all right,

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Speaker 2: I don't know where else to go from here.

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Speaker 3: I'm in a great mood. I'm feeling good. You guys

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Speaker 3: in a great mood. She is, So I'm just leaving

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Speaker 3: it right there. I didn't do anything, Okay, I didn't

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Speaker 4: Nope, you didn't do anything, did anything right?

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Speaker 2: And you you not doing this to me?

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Speaker 3: Not not during, not during women's history?

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Speaker 2: Is that what we do today? It is women's history.

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Speaker 2: She wasn't gonna come, No, So why would I invite her, Marie?

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Speaker 2: I invite you to stuff even if I think you

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Speaker 2: can't come. It's a lot. There's plenty stuff that you

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Speaker 2: do not invite me to.

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Speaker 3: And then you're like, oh, I thought I thought I

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Speaker 3: sent you the information.

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Speaker 2: Well, let me see if I could add you to

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Speaker 2: the like, if I could, Sydney.

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Speaker 4: That was actually really good of Sydney, you were bitch.

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Speaker 2: That does not sound like me at all.

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Speaker 4: No, like the it doesn't sound like her voice, but

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Speaker 3: Andrew, I know Sydney, and that's what she does to me.

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Speaker 3: That's not She's like, oh, I mean, i'll see if

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Speaker 3: they have another I'll just see. Or they said that

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Speaker 3: I could invite anybody, otherwise I would have invited you.

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Speaker 2: I have never said that to me.

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Speaker 3: You literally said, did I.

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Speaker 2: Say that you're an expert in lying this? That's a

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Speaker 2: expert in the lying. Wow, that is lies.

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Speaker 3: Anytime there's like a channel, anytime there's like an invite, saving,

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Speaker 3: I'm not saving it when you're not invited, I'd be like, yo,

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Speaker 3: I'm not saying that you've not invited me the things,

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Speaker 3: but I'm saying there are more things that you do

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Speaker 3: not invite me to than you do.

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Speaker 2: She's lying, Okay, all right, And you know my memory

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Speaker 3: If you look, if you watch Sydney's stories or you

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Speaker 3: go to Sydney's Instagram, and she's like here and she's

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Speaker 2: I'm not in all of them photo. That's a fucking lie.

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Speaker 2: That's a fure in everything. Shack Sydney.

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Speaker 3: We would be like, yeah, you could come, but uh,

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Speaker 3: you want Marie to come to Absolutely she has to.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, she has to come anyway, Sydney, I

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Speaker 3: didn't invite you to my date yesterday, so that was

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Speaker 3: not gonna happen.

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Speaker 2: Yep.

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Speaker 3: But other people were invited to they were also on dates. Well,

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Speaker 3: I guess I gotta just get a date. Maybe our

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Speaker 3: guest is into women. Nah, wow, okay, no home, no homophobia.

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Speaker 2: Don't do that, you asked me. I told you she

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Speaker 3: No, mean's no, let's talk about let's bring our guests

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Speaker 3: in because she can weigh in on what she's heard

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Speaker 3: thus far. I don't I don't have This is the

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Speaker 3: first time in unofficial expert history that I don't have

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Speaker 3: an expertise.

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Speaker 2: Well, Sydney, because I asked if you have not, I

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Speaker 2: really just I don't have one today. So it happens

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Speaker 2: and it's fine. It's good.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well tea on te Uh Yeah, our guest today

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Speaker 3: hot like fire Fuego. Speaking of Latina, Yes she is,

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Speaker 3: she's Afro Latina.

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Speaker 2: I'm not like Sydney.

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Speaker 3: She's just back, hold on, hold on. She's a correspondent

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Speaker 3: for the Daily Show. Yes, she's one of our dearest friends.

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Speaker 3: She invites us to all the events she does invites

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Speaker 3: from them either oh wow, okay, okay, you know. And

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Speaker 3: on that note, let's give it up for our chatty expert.

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Speaker 2: D'll say, slow, our talkative expert.

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Speaker 3: Regardless of what that website said uh in their Instagram.

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Speaker 2: I am not Afro Latina. I've never said I was

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Speaker 3: But your name is Dulce and you speak of the

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Speaker 3: Spanish right, Because my family's from Miami. So my mother

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Speaker 2: So I loved. That's how people should say my name.

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Speaker 3: No one says that all grew up mostly in Georgia

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Speaker 3: with the name like Doula Sap, So I've never been called.

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Speaker 2: Like, so you lived in Miami but also Georgia mostly.

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Speaker 3: Well, I've lived in Georgia, Florida, Oklahoma, and Colorado.

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Speaker 2: Good God, Colorado. Yeah, so Oklahoma, you're doing a lot. Okay,

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Speaker 2: was your family on the run? I don't know.

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Speaker 3: My child sponsored by U haul. So I was born

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Speaker 3: in Miami. We moved to Oklahoma. My brother was born

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Speaker 2: Colorado was a bad divorce. Yeah, they took the state.

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Speaker 3: We love because like me and my mom are born

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Speaker 3: in Miami. My father, my brother born in Oklahoma City.

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Speaker 3: We moved to Colorado because my mother's home girl was there.

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Speaker 3: So when they left, we went there. And then we

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Speaker 2: Sounded like she was running from some debtors. Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: mean born the American Girl people, because them fuckers could

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Speaker 3: Yes, that day a magazine showed up wherever the fuck

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Speaker 2: Did you have an American girl dog?

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Speaker 3: Not till I was twenty four years old, you had

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Speaker 3: you got Addie.

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Speaker 2: I got Addie for my twenty fourth birthday.

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Speaker 3: Literally, you you don't say, slow, yeah, got Addie the

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Speaker 3: I'm not buying a nine year old one hundred dollar

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Speaker 3: you still have Addie? Yes, she's in her Kinsinnana dress.

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Speaker 3: And you say that you're not like who well Addie is?

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Speaker 3: Because my for my thirtieth birthday, I had a doubler kntiinnana.

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Speaker 2: Doubla kin Signeta. It's double fifteen.

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Speaker 3: Don't say I don't whatever you come, everybody do that come.

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Speaker 2: That's what you are. That story. My mother hates Gloria Stepan.

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Speaker 2: She won't tell me what.

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Speaker 3: Oh she won't her and my aunt because I was

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Speaker 3: you know Roley and Sally their colored their cousins in

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Speaker 3: the Gloria Stephan Musical, and both of them, not looking

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Speaker 3: Gloria Stephan.

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Speaker 2: I was like, what just happened?

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Speaker 3: Oh, they're both from they both grew up in Miami.

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Speaker 3: Neither one of me would tell me what the beef is. Well,

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Speaker 3: where's Gloria Stefan from. She's Cuban, so she grew up

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Speaker 3: I don't know what happened Gloria my mother.

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Speaker 2: Well, how old was Gloria when you was born? Because

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Speaker 3: She said, are you actually I'm sixty two years old.

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Speaker 2: I'm much amazing. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 2: I'm eternal. You're beautiful.

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Speaker 3: I think you're so much friend. Yea, my skin has

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Speaker 3: My skin has been fucking What happened in Puerto Rica?

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Speaker 3: I was filming a movie.

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Speaker 2: Okay, dropped some credits. Let's talk about it. What film?

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Speaker 2: It's called chick Fight. It's about to be a girl fight.

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Speaker 2: What a fun song. I love that song. I love

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Speaker 2: throwing bows. I need to be on the playlist. It's

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Speaker 2: about to be a girl fight. What a whisper? And

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Speaker 2: then we throw them boats. Little John went about the swag.

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Speaker 2: She really meant that. What happened to broke Valentine?

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Speaker 3: She was on Love and Hip Hop Hollywood. It was

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Speaker 3: absolute basuda. She was starting all the drama and people

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Speaker 2: Well she was broke, that's why she was on the show.

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Speaker 2: Well her broke Valentine. Yes, yes, they were, they were,

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Speaker 2: they were. I love a pun they were.

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Speaker 3: But I will say her baby hairs were not poor poor,

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Speaker 3: they were very like ripping.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so she had I mean, you gotta be

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Speaker 3: Your hair should look good if you're an employeed, you

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Speaker 3: know what I mean, Like always be ready for like

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Speaker 3: a job to call.

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Speaker 2: Justin gaze. What were we just talking about me being

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Speaker 2: in a movie? Ah?

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, So I was in Puerto Rico for a

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Speaker 3: month shooting this movie, Chick Fight's independent film.

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Speaker 2: And I'm like the second lead in the movies.

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Speaker 3: Okay, number two on the call sheet, number two on

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Speaker 3: the call sheet like three.

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Speaker 2: Ah, okay, it don't matter. The zero's is cute.

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Speaker 3: She did, okay, And so yeah, we were down there.

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Speaker 3: So it's like me Malin Ackerman, Bella Thorne, Bella Thorn,

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Speaker 3: Alec Baldwin, Kevin.

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Speaker 2: Nash, Oh wow, you got names on there, Alec Mapa

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Speaker 2: fortune filmster. So it was a lot of fun, Like Baldwin,

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Speaker 2: is there something Alec Baldwin is not doing right now? Hey,

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Speaker 2: that man is work.

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Speaker 3: You gotta feed all them days, the kids. He guess

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Speaker 3: like he just had like another baby. Okay, he's the

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Speaker 3: white Eddie Murphy.

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Speaker 2: They still swimming, they still come on, Michael Phelps.

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Speaker 3: So that's whady cut my nails down because I had

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Speaker 3: to learn how I had to do all this fight

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Speaker 3: choreograt to fight somebody fight choreography.

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Speaker 2: But you you seem like you can already. You seem

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Speaker 2: like you already.

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Speaker 3: I think anybody could throw some hands if you really

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Speaker 3: had to. No, I haven't been, like I feel like

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Speaker 3: my wrist strength is not I don't know words hurt,

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Speaker 3: but my fist they.

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Speaker 2: Don't very is very loose and game just a very limp,

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Speaker 2: just very what noodle.

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Speaker 3: No, Because like I just had to because like my

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Speaker 3: I had to get my nails cut.

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Speaker 2: There well, usually if you have long now you can't

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Speaker 3: But they didn't stop anybody from along second generation of suburbs.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Okay, I get your here, friend, Okay,

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Speaker 2: well I got that. My mother worked very hard for

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Speaker 2: me to speak this way. Okay, but your named is Sloan. Listen,

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Speaker 2: you have a middle name Lazaria.

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Speaker 3: La when you're Afro Latina stopping.

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Speaker 2: Why are you denying your roots?

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Speaker 3: Because my grandmother was from South Georgia and my grandfather

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Speaker 3: and then my father sided from Oklahoma.

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Speaker 2: Ain't no Latinos in Oklahoma? They don't they are?

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Speaker 3: Now somebody had had an affair with Muddy Mighty. They

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Speaker 3: sing that song to me every time I tell them

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Speaker 3: my name is Marie. That's it's like, but I didn't say,

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Speaker 3: but it's not Maria. No, But they're like Maddy, and

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Speaker 3: I'm like, it's Marie. I love that song they played

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Speaker 3: all the time. I was like, please that whine and

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Speaker 3: as on that song, troke mezy.

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Speaker 2: You know you're my love. Nobody hit him in the mouth.

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Speaker 2: He made me so mad.

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Speaker 3: You make me so mad telling us that you're not

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Speaker 3: Afro Latin. Well say something is Spanish to us about us?

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Speaker 2: Yes? What ye say something in Spanish about us? Podcast?

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Speaker 2: Why do I have to come on? Speaking of the Spanish?

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Speaker 2: Did I speak customer service Spanish? Okay? Well that was fine.

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Speaker 3: Listen, Okay, let's do a little rock say for Spanish President.

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Speaker 2: I do tell me that when I was working at

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Speaker 2: specs a little bit.

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Speaker 3: He was like, we can alway speak Spanish. You just

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Speaker 3: confusing because it's the thing I can tell you. I

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Speaker 3: can't tell your lights back on. That's why I love Okay,

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Speaker 3: so wait, you gotta do the call. So because I

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Speaker 3: the thing would come and think, this is me and

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Speaker 3: sitting at our house, the the lights them color bring gracious,

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Speaker 3: put your mark on it?

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Speaker 2: Uh so? And the lights on in here? What's up?

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Speaker 2: And we paid the bill? See, we pay the bill

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Speaker 2: and we don't know how much? Is it? Information?

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Speaker 3: Oh nomenalquentare?

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Speaker 2: Oh my number nine one seven? What's your name? No, Brey,

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Speaker 2: I thought it was you said number. Got shut up.

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Speaker 2: Sydney Washington nine one seven tele nine one seven.

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Speaker 3: To two four four four four Okay direction address? Uh

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Speaker 3: huh okay uh one Eddy seven.

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Speaker 2: Okay, don't give them your real that's not my dress

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Speaker 2: one seven Putnam Avenue.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Gee, this call, I can't okay, get wold with me, bitch.

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Speaker 3: I just want to put my fucking lights on.

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Speaker 2: What's good? What the problem is, hope, Let me transfer

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Speaker 2: you to that's it. Let me transfer you. That's it.

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Speaker 2: You're not gonna get loud. I can't get loud. I

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Speaker 2: work here.

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Speaker 3: I heard that when you're on a customer service call,

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Speaker 3: when you start to curse, they can hang up on you.

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Speaker 2: Is that true?

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Speaker 3: When they cursed you, you can hang up on them? No,

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Speaker 3: I thought when the customers started cursing at you. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: you guys can hang up. But it depends on where

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Speaker 3: you work, because some places you can't hang up no

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Speaker 3: matter how they're talking to you.

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Speaker 2: Oh which places they'd be on the phone with me? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: when they stay like Dick Verizon.

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Speaker 3: Now, when I Power company, when people would start yelling

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Speaker 3: and cussing, I would put them on hold. Because I

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Speaker 3: couldn't hang up, but I could put them on hold,

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Speaker 3: So I go, one moment, please, ma'am, and i'd put

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Speaker 3: it on hold until they hung up. Sometimes they oh,

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Speaker 3: they're mad enough, they're not gonna hang up. So i'd

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Speaker 3: put them on hold and they're like, why'd you put

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Speaker 3: me on hold? This is one moment please, And I

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Speaker 3: put them on and I put them on hold until

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Speaker 3: they calmed the fuck down.

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Speaker 2: Because usually if you put somebody on hold, it's like, okay,

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Speaker 2: I'm acting like in an asshole.

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Speaker 3: Because one lady, I put her on hold and she

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Speaker 3: was like, okay, you were right, thank you so much,

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Speaker 3: and she calmed the fuck down.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, how long did you have her on hold?

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Speaker 2: A minute?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but no, but I put her on hold

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Speaker 3: a couple of times too, be listening to that whole.

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Speaker 2: Music pissed off. As soon as they get back.

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Speaker 3: I'll be like, I'm gonna say that, Yeah, that's how

437
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:38,359
Speaker 3: people just yell. And then, because like we couldn't cause

438
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:42,480
Speaker 3: our calls we were calling through, they were calling through

439
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:46,760
Speaker 3: a computer, and so it would delegate the calls to everybody,

440
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:50,479
Speaker 3: so our supervisor could just tap into your computer and

441
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:53,439
Speaker 3: listen to any call of anybody at any time, so

442
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,680
Speaker 3: they could always monitor us. So they knew how long

443
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:59,359
Speaker 3: calls were, how long it took us to answer the call,

444
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:01,960
Speaker 3: if we put someone on hold, you.

445
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,879
Speaker 2: Were sorry to bother you, Yeah, it was.

446
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:08,200
Speaker 3: It was a call call center, So they always knew

447
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,560
Speaker 3: how long you were on because they could say because

448
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:11,880
Speaker 3: I would.

449
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:14,840
Speaker 2: And then they had like a DM system. So I

450
00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:17,000
Speaker 2: would be on a call and I would get an

451
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,399
Speaker 2: instant message from my supervisor saying, you've been on this

452
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,720
Speaker 2: call too long? Hang up? How long is too long?

453
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:25,320
Speaker 2: More than five minutes? What? Oh? Wow? Yeah, I'll be

454
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,560
Speaker 2: on the phone. And not only did what was I expected?

455
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,760
Speaker 2: Feed up on the couch just like, well, talk to

456
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:32,359
Speaker 2: me about what other opportunities you have available?

457
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:34,560
Speaker 3: Right, So not only would the call have to be

458
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,439
Speaker 3: less than five minutes, but I also was trying to

459
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:40,679
Speaker 3: They also wanted us to sell warranties to people for

460
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,719
Speaker 3: like their water heater and like their electric system.

461
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:45,560
Speaker 2: Girl, how long did you have this born ass job? Oh?

462
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,119
Speaker 2: I worked there for a couple of months, but the

463
00:22:47,119 --> 00:22:51,040
Speaker 2: best way is the way I quit this job. Let's chat.

464
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:51,960
Speaker 2: So that job.

465
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:55,800
Speaker 3: So my favorite thing was like people would call into

466
00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:59,520
Speaker 3: the Spanish line because the weight would be shorter. So

467
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:02,240
Speaker 3: one time, I'm this guy called into the Spanish line

468
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,760
Speaker 3: and my greeting comes in Spanish, so he knows it's

469
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:05,320
Speaker 3: a Spanish call.

470
00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:06,120
Speaker 2: I know the Spanish call.

471
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:11,120
Speaker 3: And he calls in and he goes, hey, you speak English?

472
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:13,400
Speaker 3: And I was like, yes, sir, I do. He's like, yeah,

473
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:14,840
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to pay my bill. And this is

474
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,560
Speaker 3: on Mondays. We have to work a ten hour day

475
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:18,600
Speaker 3: and we only got a thirty minute lunch break. What

476
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:22,159
Speaker 3: so only on Mondays in Georgia is not did you

477
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:26,480
Speaker 3: get two thirty minute breaks just nore.

478
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:26,560
Speaker 2: You to eat at your desk? No?

479
00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 3: There, we had a lunch room. But so I had

480
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,280
Speaker 3: been at work all fucking day and he was my

481
00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:33,720
Speaker 3: last call. So I was like, fuck, I'm gonna have

482
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:36,439
Speaker 3: fun with this fool. So he's like, you speak English.

483
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:37,640
Speaker 3: I was like, yes, sir, I do. I say, hey,

484
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,280
Speaker 3: I try to pay my bill. I make sure I

485
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:41,920
Speaker 3: don't turn my lights off. I said, sir, what I do? Apologize?

486
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:45,159
Speaker 3: But since you called the Spanish line, I have to

487
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:46,600
Speaker 3: conduct this call in Spanish.

488
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:49,119
Speaker 2: He was like, oh, y'all speak English.

489
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:58,320
Speaker 3: I was like, sir, we're currently speaking English. But I'm

490
00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:01,000
Speaker 3: sorry I could do this. He's like, but I'll speak

491
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,000
Speaker 3: that ship. I was like, I hear you sing, so

492
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:03,600
Speaker 3: then why did.

493
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:04,200
Speaker 2: You press too?

494
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:06,440
Speaker 3: Because he just wants to hurry because he wanted because

495
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:08,000
Speaker 3: the wait was so long for the English.

496
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:10,760
Speaker 2: Sure, but you don't speak Spanish and so but the

497
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:11,160
Speaker 2: thing is.

498
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:13,439
Speaker 3: The people who speak who use the Spanish line, we

499
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:14,840
Speaker 3: have to be able to do both calls.

500
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:15,920
Speaker 2: You can't just do only the.

501
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:19,800
Speaker 3: Spanish line, right, right, so everybody knows that, but now

502
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:23,080
Speaker 3: we know life hack hit the Spanish Spanish line.

503
00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 2: Right.

504
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:27,080
Speaker 3: So he's like, you are not gonna help me. I said, sir, okay,

505
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:28,280
Speaker 3: go ahead and give me your information.

506
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,720
Speaker 2: Right. So the way I quit this job is a

507
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:32,600
Speaker 2: job I had before called me back and wanted me

508
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:34,200
Speaker 2: to come back, and we're gonna give me more money.

509
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,879
Speaker 3: This job was at I used to work at a

510
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:41,240
Speaker 3: payroll deduction company. Okay, huh, I said, whatever that means.

511
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:45,200
Speaker 3: So this is one of those companies where it's say

512
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:46,680
Speaker 3: you wanted to buy a refrigerator, but you didn't have

513
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:49,959
Speaker 3: the money to buy refrigerator right now, so long what

514
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,200
Speaker 3: it would be is it was a benefit for your job.

515
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:53,520
Speaker 3: So you know how you would get like health and

516
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,080
Speaker 3: she wance to your job, or some places they give

517
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:58,000
Speaker 3: you like a discount for gym membership. This was one

518
00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,520
Speaker 3: of those places where if you made a certain amount

519
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 3: of money you could buy certain things. So say you

520
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:04,239
Speaker 3: wanted to buy a computer, instead of you buying it

521
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:07,840
Speaker 3: on credit or getting a loan, they would deduct.

522
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:11,160
Speaker 2: Like from your salary. Yeah, from your south every week,

523
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:13,800
Speaker 2: every week or whatever your pay period. Oh that's what

524
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:15,760
Speaker 2: you're like when you buy your phone, when you like

525
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 2: do the payment plan for your phone. Yeah exactly. Oh okay,

526
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:19,960
Speaker 2: but what was fucked up?

527
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:21,840
Speaker 3: If somebody quit their job, we also couldn't get our

528
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:25,399
Speaker 3: stuff back, oh, because then they we just have to

529
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:26,359
Speaker 3: send you to collections.

530
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,359
Speaker 2: Because it's because we did.

531
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,240
Speaker 3: It all over the country, and we did Puerto Rico

532
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:33,960
Speaker 3: and Hawaii and Alaska. So if somebody got a washing

533
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 3: machine and then they left that job, we can't roll

534
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:38,280
Speaker 3: up in your house and take this washing machine back

535
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:41,040
Speaker 3: because you live in fucking Montana. So if you got

536
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,119
Speaker 3: to take a washing machine back to Sears or weed

537
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:47,640
Speaker 3: use a collection Sears. Yeah, So it was like, okay,

538
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,479
Speaker 3: so about how you quit this show? So what happened

539
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 3: was so that job called me back.

540
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:53,320
Speaker 2: They wanted to give me more money.

541
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,480
Speaker 3: The job that I had at the power company if

542
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:57,880
Speaker 3: you didn't give them two weeks notice and.

543
00:25:57,920 --> 00:25:59,600
Speaker 2: They would cut your power off. Ha.

544
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,720
Speaker 3: But what was fucked up was we were doing customer

545
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:05,800
Speaker 3: service for a power company in Florida, but we couldn't

546
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:09,480
Speaker 3: tell people we were in Georgia because they weren't because

547
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,320
Speaker 3: technically they weren't allowed to have an employees outside of

548
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:12,240
Speaker 3: the say to Florida.

549
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:15,560
Speaker 2: So okay, every week, know that when we call these places,

550
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:16,520
Speaker 2: niggas be in India.

551
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, no, but that was part of the contract,

552
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:21,359
Speaker 3: is that they could only use Americans for their call center.

553
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,040
Speaker 3: So since we weren't allowed to say that we were

554
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:26,720
Speaker 3: in Georgia every day, they would give us the weather

555
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:29,720
Speaker 3: for Lakeland, Florida, where the office was at shadiest fuck right,

556
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:33,840
Speaker 3: it's wild. I worked so many fucking jobs. So if

557
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 3: you don't give them two weeks notice, instead of paying

558
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,400
Speaker 3: you ten dollars an hour, they would pay you seven

559
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:38,920
Speaker 3: to seventy five, which is minimum wage.

560
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000
Speaker 2: Right, So I go to start star. I was talking

561
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:43,000
Speaker 2: to my mom. I said, what should I do?

562
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 3: She said, Okay, listen on Monday, tell them your car, like,

563
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:49,720
Speaker 3: tell them you can't come in like you're sick or something.

564
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:53,600
Speaker 2: She's like, and go back to that job. If you

565
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:56,199
Speaker 2: don't like it, then go back to the power company.

566
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:58,399
Speaker 2: Because my mama has pulled all kinds of stuff with

567
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:00,080
Speaker 2: these jobs, because people like, quit a job and you

568
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:01,320
Speaker 2: go to another job, you don't like that job. I

569
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:02,120
Speaker 2: don't even got no job.

570
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 3: So what I did was I went to that job

571
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:09,119
Speaker 3: on Monday because I was telling my supervisor all about this,

572
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:11,240
Speaker 3: and she was like, looks like the Lord doesn't bless

573
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:13,560
Speaker 3: you girl, because Ms Donna didn't give a fuck. We

574
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 3: came back one time two hours late for lunch and

575
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 3: was very drunk on Margarita's and she was like, y'all

576
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:20,040
Speaker 3: gonna do me like this. He was like, we sorry,

577
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:21,680
Speaker 3: Miss Donna. She's like, all right, hurry up. So Donna

578
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 3: ain't give a fuck. Right, two hour lunch droon called Margarita,

579
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:25,640
Speaker 3: came back.

580
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,439
Speaker 2: Didn't bring spicy. We couldn't.

581
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:31,199
Speaker 3: We couldn't get a spicy see margarita for Donna in

582
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:33,400
Speaker 3: the paper cup, not out of Chili's. They was paying

583
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:36,879
Speaker 3: too much attention, so Chili's. I started on Monday. I

584
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:39,240
Speaker 3: called them and I say, hey, I'm having car trouble.

585
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:42,119
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna be able to come in today. But

586
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,840
Speaker 3: I've already started the other job. Now, yes, I know

587
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 3: that my check hits Wednesday night at midnight. So Tuesday

588
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,199
Speaker 3: I called in and they're like, don't say where you at.

589
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:55,880
Speaker 3: I was like, the mechanics said, he's waiting for a part.

590
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:57,359
Speaker 3: I still can't come out. I was like, I'm not

591
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:58,679
Speaker 3: near the bus line. I can't get in.

592
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,160
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I near the bus and I was.

593
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:04,199
Speaker 3: Very much near a bus line was very close to

594
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 3: my apartment. So I was like, I can't come in.

595
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:09,040
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, And so they call him in and so

596
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:10,720
Speaker 3: the dude called me back. He's like, listen, we need

597
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:13,399
Speaker 3: the mechanic to fax us this paperwork say that you

598
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:15,360
Speaker 3: get your car fixed. I said, okay, I got doctor's

599
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 3: not right. I said, okay, absolutely, what's the facts number?

600
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 3: I take the facts number down. I'm on my phone.

601
00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:23,120
Speaker 3: Why am I I'm not taking no facts number down

602
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:27,280
Speaker 3: because it doesn't Also, this doesn't exist, right, So I

603
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 3: take the fact number down. He's like, okay, well we

604
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 3: need it. And I was like, okay, sure, I'll let

605
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:32,719
Speaker 3: him know. I'll let him know Wednesday morning. They called me,

606
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:35,120
Speaker 3: so I say, we haven't gotten the facts. I'm so sorry,

607
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 3: So I'll call him. I'll figure this out. I know

608
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 3: my check hits at midnight, right, just playing this game

609
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 3: so I can get my ten dollar an hour checking

610
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 3: out of seven seventy five. Right, Oh, I told me, so,

611
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:50,240
Speaker 3: you didn't go Monday, didn't go Tuesday, supposed to get

612
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 3: paid Wednesday at midnight? Did you go to work on Wednesday?

613
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 3: Absolutely not, because I was already at another job. No,

614
00:28:56,600 --> 00:29:00,240
Speaker 3: I get it right, because I started on Monday, because

615
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 3: this job paid me more.

616
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 2: So and I dollar and.

617
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 3: But said me A dollar more an hour is a

618
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 3: lot technically and supposed right. But I didn't have to

619
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 3: say dollars a week, it's right, And I didn't have

620
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,680
Speaker 3: to deal with that bullshit of working at the power

621
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 3: company on people crying and cussing me off the phone

622
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 3: all the time. It's a totally different campaign. These people

623
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,520
Speaker 3: are calling to get computers, refrigerators and ship I got

624
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:26,239
Speaker 3: some instead of somebody going please my parents. Like So

625
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 3: a woman called and said that her parents were on

626
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,440
Speaker 3: life support and we had turned her fucking lights off,

627
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 3: so now lie no, no, no, no, no, no no, my

628
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:39,560
Speaker 3: mama melts it. No no, no, it was notated on

629
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 3: her account. And those people you're not allowed to buy

630
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,080
Speaker 3: Florida state law. You can't cut their lights off because

631
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:46,160
Speaker 3: there's people on actual life support and she's too elderly parents.

632
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 3: So I don't want to deal with that bullshit anymore. Okay, well,

633
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 3: how I get on that list? How do I get

634
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 3: on there? The life support power list? I think a

635
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:59,239
Speaker 3: doctor has to tell the got in the facts. So

636
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 3: they're blowing up my phone on Wednesday.

637
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I'll get in touch with him. I'm so sorry.

638
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry.

639
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 3: Call him and eat this facts right hits on Wednesday night.

640
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 3: They call me on Thursday. I don't answer the phone

641
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:12,760
Speaker 3: because I checked my count my money's in there. So Thursday,

642
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 3: the lady from the temp agency calls me and she

643
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:18,640
Speaker 3: leaves me a message. She goes, hey, don't say this

644
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:22,920
Speaker 3: is Lauren from Rands. Dad. Oh yeah, I am no longer.

645
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:25,480
Speaker 3: I'm flagged. I can no longer work for them ever again.

646
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 2: Oh yeah me neither. I got fired from my job

647
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 2: well because the way I left.

648
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 3: So she leaves me just mess she's like, Hey, don't

649
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 3: say it's Lauren from Rydstad, just calling to see what's

650
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,400
Speaker 3: going on, and if the car's okay, if you're going

651
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 3: to be coming in, Or you got another job and

652
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:41,520
Speaker 3: told us that your car didn't work so you didn't

653
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:44,480
Speaker 3: get paid seven dollars an hour. But she had a

654
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 3: Kaiser Sourday moment in the fucking message. She figured out

655
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 3: what happened in the middle of the fucking message, and

656
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:51,720
Speaker 3: she goes, Or you got another job and you didn't

657
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:53,600
Speaker 3: want us to pay you seven seventy five, so you

658
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:55,240
Speaker 3: didn't tell us you got another job because you didn't

659
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 3: give us two weeks notice. But if that didn't happen,

660
00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:59,120
Speaker 3: call me back, Like that was the fucking message she

661
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 3: left me. If I could have kept a voicemail, that

662
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 3: would have been clutched, that would have voiced because I

663
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 3: would have been perfect at and deleted it after fucking

664
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:07,960
Speaker 3: fourteen days, like I could never get the pocket at

665
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 3: and T deletes voicemail. If you do it, they don't

666
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 3: after you listen to it, they would delete the like

667
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 3: to fourteen days.

668
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 2: Well this was me the old phones. It's I'm also

669
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 2: twenty ten. Yes, it's just like a flip. This is

670
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 2: a Motorola razor. Yeah.

671
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 3: So they and so they kept calling me and I

672
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 3: didn't call back, and so I got a message later

673
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 3: it was like, well, you know, you can no longer

674
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:29,160
Speaker 3: work for Ranstad And I was like, cool, you look,

675
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,400
Speaker 3: I don't, I don't, I don't. I know, I know

676
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 3: worked for office team.

677
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:34,640
Speaker 2: I fucking careme fucking care.

678
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:37,200
Speaker 3: But can they like look up that where you at

679
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 3: and they could just call them and be like, hey, no,

680
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 3: no they.

681
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 2: This is before.

682
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 3: They don't know my new job is. You can't search

683
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:48,480
Speaker 3: for somebody you anything. She blacklisted from getting the job. Now,

684
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 3: in twenty twenty, I had somebody call me about the

685
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:52,880
Speaker 3: temp job and a woman would not get off. I said, ma'am,

686
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 3: I'm not interested by the customer service job in Georgia.

687
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 3: And I was already in La working and she was like,

688
00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm not interested. She's like, well, you're

689
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 3: no longer draw market. I said, no, ma'm I'm no

690
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,760
Speaker 3: longer a draw market. I don't need this job. Thank

691
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 3: you so much.

692
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,560
Speaker 2: I'm fun employed right, I'm finding plant, I'm working. And

693
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 2: she would not get the fuck off my phone. Is

694
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 2: this when you were at the daily show.

695
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 3: No, this is when I was, This is when I

696
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 3: was in LA working. It's before I got a daily show.

697
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 3: And this bitch was not get off my phone. And

698
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 3: she's just like, I just want to make sure, I know,

699
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 3: take care of her account to see why you're not available,

700
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 3: and I was like, you know what, Google me and

701
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:24,480
Speaker 3: I'll tell you why. Tailor moment, I kind of did

702
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:25,760
Speaker 3: where were you working?

703
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 2: But because I'd done like comedy knock.

704
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:29,600
Speaker 3: Out a bunch of times and then like I done

705
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 3: so much for True TV that she was like okay.

706
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:37,240
Speaker 3: And I heard her and she was like what, okay,

707
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 3: thank you. And then I heard her type and ship

708
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 3: and she was like, thank you so much for your time.

709
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:43,680
Speaker 3: We'll take you off O account. But they were she

710
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,240
Speaker 3: was because she would knocket off the fucking phone.

711
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 2: Couldn't you just hang up?

712
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:48,520
Speaker 3: I love a good hang up, which is why I

713
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:51,360
Speaker 3: missed land lines, because you could slam a phone or

714
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 3: a flip phone, you could just poop.

715
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:54,720
Speaker 2: But this is different.

716
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 3: I found out when I set up my internet for

717
00:32:56,960 --> 00:33:00,479
Speaker 3: a Verizon. Those fuckers gave me a landline number and

718
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't need this' so you're paying

719
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 3: for internet and phone. Well, they're saying, because of the internet,

720
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 3: you have to have the phone line. I was like,

721
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,720
Speaker 3: this is the future. What are you talking about living?

722
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:18,400
Speaker 3: Don't you live in Queens you have a landline literally

723
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 3: literally over My neighbors do have a very loud and

724
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 3: it'd be like rack, it's so loud, Like I'm gonna

725
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:31,200
Speaker 3: go answer your phone place you knock on the wall.

726
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:34,240
Speaker 3: I don't, but I want to. I'm raised better than that,

727
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 3: but I want to go. Your granddaughter's looking for you,

728
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:36,720
Speaker 3: answer your phone?

729
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 2: Ring that phone be so loud. They'll say, your such

730
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 2: a storyteller. You know that I telling it.

731
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, when you're when you're at the diner together, you're like,

732
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 3: you get this mad hip because we're like, okay, the

733
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:49,160
Speaker 3: story is coming.

734
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:51,440
Speaker 2: Listen. But that's like I don't know if it's like

735
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 2: a Southern thing.

736
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 3: Maybe that's I think it's a Southern It could be,

737
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 3: but like telling it like.

738
00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 2: Being able to tell like a good story. Okay, well

739
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 2: says tell us a good story.

740
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe about a journey that you took, or maybe

741
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 3: about a date gone wrong, or.

742
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:12,920
Speaker 2: I can tell you what happened to me girl.

743
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:16,719
Speaker 3: It was okay because my listeners don't know, but she's

744
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 3: got her hand out.

745
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:20,879
Speaker 2: She's like, go go go, literally waving it down. She's

746
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 2: letting you know, just gonna be good. Well, it's ridiculous.

747
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 3: So it was after the rap party for the movie

748
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 3: that I did in Puerto Rico on us bring it back,

749
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,319
Speaker 3: making it going. Also, my skin looks so good, my

750
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 3: lips were so full. I'm not supposed to be here.

751
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 3: I looked gorgeous when I came back. So this is

752
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 3: not the climate meant for me. And got gotta got it.

753
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:44,560
Speaker 3: And so so we're leaving the rap party because there

754
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 3: wasn't any food, and so we're like, okay, we'll go

755
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:48,359
Speaker 3: down the street. There's a sushi place. We go down there,

756
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:51,319
Speaker 3: got it and very good sushi Puerto Rico. Why because

757
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:52,759
Speaker 3: they fry a lot of these rolls and I'm a

758
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,719
Speaker 3: big fan of a deep fried sushi roll.

759
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:55,080
Speaker 2: Fun.

760
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:55,319
Speaker 4: Fun.

761
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,480
Speaker 3: Black people love fried foods, if you didn't now, and

762
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:01,399
Speaker 3: when we loved sushi's because it's usually cooked fish.

763
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 2: That's the afro in you.

764
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:09,520
Speaker 3: The Latin was ordering in Spanish Puerto Rica, o gabe baby.

765
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:10,960
Speaker 2: I left that up to my friends.

766
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 3: So, uh so we get to this restaurant and I

767
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,439
Speaker 3: walk in and I see that there's a ceiling tile

768
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:19,280
Speaker 3: that is bulging with water, like literally just a nipple

769
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:22,080
Speaker 3: on the ceiling, because I didn't notice until I walked

770
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 3: by to sit next to my friend and the biggest

771
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,319
Speaker 3: drop of water just just slap me.

772
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:29,200
Speaker 2: In the titta in the titta on my on my

773
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:31,359
Speaker 2: right one. The water was a breastman, What do you want?

774
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 3: I mean, I hear you because there was a full

775
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 3: nipple on the ceiling. Well, then why sit on your

776
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:37,840
Speaker 3: the titty system? I didn't, okay, but I was walking

777
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:40,359
Speaker 3: because I didn't notice it because I don't usually look

778
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:41,880
Speaker 3: up when i'm walking in restaurants.

779
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:44,799
Speaker 2: That's true, right, So I feel drop of water? What

780
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:48,439
Speaker 2: something's amiss? I look up, full sea cup, full beat

781
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:51,759
Speaker 2: cup of a nipple on this fucking ceiling tile dripping water. Right,

782
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:53,759
Speaker 2: So I come in and my friends with me, and

783
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 2: he's like, okay, don't sit there. I'll sit there. So

784
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:58,879
Speaker 2: he's near the drip. I'm not. Who is this man?

785
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:02,360
Speaker 3: Oh, the PA's in the movie. More important, he's supposed

786
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 3: to sit there? Yes, More importantly, how good was how

787
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 3: good was the food that y'all were like? Yeah, under

788
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 3: this crumbling seal.

789
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:11,799
Speaker 2: Well, there was nowhere else to say. Could you have

790
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:16,360
Speaker 2: gone somewhere else? Yeah? Perhaps, No, you just filmed a movie.

791
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:18,400
Speaker 2: It was really late though, because we just left the

792
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 2: rat party.

793
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:21,400
Speaker 3: So we did just find places that were like open, okay,

794
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,399
Speaker 3: because it's like one in the morning. Yes, you could

795
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 3: have gone to like a subway with some Nigerian guys.

796
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 2: Shut up. They usually got like taco trucks out there.

797
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,840
Speaker 2: No they don't. It's Puerto Rico, so they have taco houses.

798
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:41,959
Speaker 2: Shut up. It's not a taco vendor like a hut,

799
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,520
Speaker 2: taco hut, taco hut. This is not a taco place.

800
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 2: This is Puerto Rico, Mexico. It's not a sushi place.

801
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:50,399
Speaker 2: And then here we are. We are right, So how

802
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:53,760
Speaker 2: dare you for us? I'm just giving you the information.

803
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 2: We're not the nature.

804
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:59,200
Speaker 3: I'm not saying our culture almost the d audacity in Spanish, Yeah,

805
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 3: yo no say I was like, yo no, I was

806
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 3: gonna write that down too.

807
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:07,279
Speaker 2: Como a d say you got nerve.

808
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:11,399
Speaker 3: Nerve also yo say so because those those those those

809
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:13,320
Speaker 3: slang terms. So there could be a different way to

810
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 3: say it in Spanish, and depending on what country you're in,

811
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 3: it could be completely different.

812
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:17,640
Speaker 2: Is you got to say with a lisp if you're

813
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:20,400
Speaker 2: in Spain? They got that list.

814
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:25,360
Speaker 3: Business, And I'm like, so y'all wanted to make a

815
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:28,160
Speaker 3: king feel so good about herself that for generations, you

816
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 3: motherfucker's had a lisp. I can still do it, Si,

817
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:32,840
Speaker 3: they still do it Coomo fifty fifth?

818
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:39,160
Speaker 2: So what anyway? So so the pa is under the titty.

819
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:42,360
Speaker 3: Oh yes, my friends, it is underneath the ceiling titty.

820
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:45,160
Speaker 3: And we walk in and I'm just looking up and

821
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:46,799
Speaker 3: I was like, Oh, this ceiling is gonna cave it.

822
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:49,200
Speaker 3: And that's all I said. I was like, Oh, this

823
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 3: is the problem. Seiling is gonna cave in. I got

824
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:52,160
Speaker 3: the giant drop of water on the titties.

825
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:54,879
Speaker 2: You said, I'm not gonna sit there, So I'm fine, right,

826
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:58,239
Speaker 2: So I'm not gonna sit there. I'm good. I'm off

827
00:37:58,280 --> 00:37:59,879
Speaker 2: to the side ceiling titty near Jose.

828
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:03,359
Speaker 3: I should be good, right, Yes, So thirty minutes go by,

829
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:05,520
Speaker 3: I get my food and I had all this per

830
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 3: deem that they had given us, because you know, it's

831
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:08,920
Speaker 3: American money in Puerto Rico. So I was like, you know,

832
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 3: like a kid, just living like a k And there

833
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:13,320
Speaker 3: was like, like how much was the per diem?

834
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:14,680
Speaker 2: Oh fuck?

835
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,799
Speaker 3: We gotten like per diem like every week, so like

836
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:19,879
Speaker 3: a bunch of money and number I don't know.

837
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:20,920
Speaker 2: Like six.

838
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 3: A week, no, not per week, and depending on what

839
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 3: the working week was, I don't know what the rate

840
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 3: was per day.

841
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 2: I don't know.

842
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 3: By the end of the movie, I had like six

843
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:34,800
Speaker 3: hundred dollars saved though, because I was I wasn't spending

844
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 3: months I think about it, yeah, month, and then for

845
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:43,279
Speaker 3: the month, right, and then I would eat on set,

846
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 3: and then when we would go out, other people would pay.

847
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:49,759
Speaker 2: Per right right, right right, So I just had I'm

848
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:52,920
Speaker 2: like money, So so you're paying for everybody?

849
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 3: Well, I was going to because it was like there

850
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:56,279
Speaker 3: was because I was like I got all this per

851
00:38:56,280 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 3: diem yep, and you with the pas, right, get no money?

852
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:03,680
Speaker 2: Okay? And with one PA and then with a wardrobe, makeup.

853
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:05,319
Speaker 3: Hair yeah, all those people not trying to pull their

854
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:09,240
Speaker 3: card out. I'm not about wardrobe heads okay, oh okay,

855
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 3: thank you, head of wardrobe, head of makeup, head of.

856
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 2: Regulars.

857
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:18,120
Speaker 3: But there was a PA there named Hosey Okay, right,

858
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:20,760
Speaker 3: So we're sitting I'm saying I don't think. I was like, okay,

859
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:24,200
Speaker 3: I got some for DMS, let me pay for dinner, okay, right,

860
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 3: But you didn't say it up top, because when you

861
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:29,160
Speaker 3: tell people you're paying for them up top, they order

862
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:31,160
Speaker 3: real crazy. They're like, I'm gonna get to lops the

863
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 3: dragon roll, I'm gonna get a rainbow.

864
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:35,880
Speaker 2: This you live And I knew. I was like, you

865
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:37,520
Speaker 2: know what, let me just get it, but you didn't

866
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:38,440
Speaker 2: tell them you were paying.

867
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:40,440
Speaker 3: I didn't even think about it until I sat down

868
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:44,440
Speaker 3: got it cause I wouln't pay attention when anybody was ordered, like,

869
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 3: you know what, I'm gonna get this. And as I

870
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 3: finished this, thought I'm gonna get dinner. I'm gonna pay

871
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 3: for dinner's coming, you know, well, last night's here, it'll

872
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 3: be fine. Something hits me in my head.

873
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:57,760
Speaker 2: Was it?

874
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:02,360
Speaker 3: It was the ceiling and most of it hit Jose

875
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:05,399
Speaker 3: So all of that hit me was literally bouncing off

876
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:09,279
Speaker 3: of him. Fuck and then so and my food was delicious,

877
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 3: you had already ate it. And I was in the

878
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:12,880
Speaker 3: middle of eating my food and now it is covered

879
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 3: and ceiling tile. My glass is knocked off the table,

880
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:17,800
Speaker 3: it broke, Margarita was gone.

881
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:20,520
Speaker 2: I had a nice different.

882
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:25,840
Speaker 3: The wardrobe ed who was sitting on so like basically like,

883
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 3: so Jose was where you are, I'm here, he is here,

884
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:32,600
Speaker 3: ceiling sile falls on him and then just comes across

885
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:35,759
Speaker 3: the whole table hits Kia. I've got ceiling tied down

886
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:40,080
Speaker 3: my shirt and all this other shit just there was

887
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:42,719
Speaker 3: no water because all the water went straight down. I

888
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:47,279
Speaker 3: just got hit with tile. So yes, like I hit

889
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:49,719
Speaker 3: with ceiling like my head. I was like, oh my god.

890
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:53,240
Speaker 3: So I'm like what the fuck. And then I stood

891
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,760
Speaker 3: up and I'm just like, I am now the owner

892
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 3: of this restaurant. And then that's the latina and her

893
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:00,520
Speaker 3: that's the black.

894
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 2: That's the black. That's the black.

895
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 3: Because then the waiter looked at me like what And

896
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:09,920
Speaker 3: I was like, so restaurant. I was like, I'm not yelling. Now,

897
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,440
Speaker 3: the fucking owner of this restaurant heard you. That's a

898
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:14,800
Speaker 3: sentence for us to know I have. I was he

899
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:16,719
Speaker 3: was like, well do you? I was like, He's like, well,

900
00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:18,319
Speaker 3: do you want another? Rolls like I don't want anything

901
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:20,719
Speaker 3: else from here. I want to leave. I mean, if

902
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:22,879
Speaker 3: the if the dining room looked there's what what did

903
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:24,480
Speaker 3: the kitchen ceiling look like?

904
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:28,000
Speaker 2: I don't know. You had a tile and your fucking.

905
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:31,479
Speaker 3: And my afro because thank god that hair icy tunerole girl.

906
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:35,239
Speaker 3: It was all the pastos in my nice fried, trimp

907
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 3: little role I had going on. So then Omar, who

908
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 3: uh did my hair for the movie, he came up

909
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:42,239
Speaker 3: to me and I was like, oh, Mar, are you

910
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 3: that man?

911
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:45,840
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, Mika, you have all of this in

912
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:49,560
Speaker 2: your hair and he's just pulling ceiling tile pieces out

913
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:54,320
Speaker 2: of So how what percentage were you through with your food?

914
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:58,719
Speaker 2: Fifty sixty percent? Was like, was I still had at

915
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 2: least seventy five percent of my food left?

916
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:01,399
Speaker 3: Oh?

917
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:02,040
Speaker 2: That sucks.

918
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:04,160
Speaker 3: I was mad as ship and I was hungry because

919
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:07,799
Speaker 3: it's good. It was good, and I had some You

920
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 3: know when you're like saving like a last little cheesy

921
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:14,279
Speaker 3: piece or the last like flavor of full piece for

922
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,840
Speaker 3: last and somebody eats it or it falls, you.

923
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:18,880
Speaker 2: Know what that feels like? Yes, now, Maddin, that be

924
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 2: the whole plate. The whole plate. Girl.

925
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:24,759
Speaker 4: Wait, were the other people okay they were actually hit No?

926
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:27,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jose got a whole bunch of while are you

927
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 3: asking real question your hair?

928
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:32,400
Speaker 2: No? No, no, there was like ceiling top down my shirt.

929
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:33,120
Speaker 5: No.

930
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 3: Jose was fine, but he was just so like jarred

931
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:37,279
Speaker 3: by the situation. And I was like, because when we

932
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:38,920
Speaker 3: got up, I was like, are you okay?

933
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,799
Speaker 2: And he was like, you said the ceiling was gonna fall,

934
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:43,479
Speaker 2: and then it fell.

935
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:44,920
Speaker 4: I was like, so he's blaming it on you.

936
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:46,680
Speaker 2: No, no, no, he was just surprise he was.

937
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:49,040
Speaker 3: I was like, he said, that's that Centuria, that's that

938
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:49,960
Speaker 3: y'allake ship.

939
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 2: And I was like, what are you talking about?

940
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:52,799
Speaker 3: He was just like I was like, yeah, I could

941
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 3: look at the ceiling and tell it was gonna cave in.

942
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 2: It's soaking wet.

943
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:58,480
Speaker 3: I just didn't think it would happen while I was

944
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 3: sitting at the table thirty minus as after I said it,

945
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:03,759
Speaker 3: I would have I would have held my food in

946
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:04,160
Speaker 3: my lap.

947
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:06,080
Speaker 2: Listen, my lap wasn't safe either.

948
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:07,759
Speaker 3: We're gonna eat at the bar, I'm gonna have to

949
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:11,479
Speaker 3: be But is there anything outside y'all?

950
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 2: Y'all got anything in the back? So I so y'all

951
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:14,359
Speaker 2: didn't have to pay right?

952
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:19,400
Speaker 3: Absolutely not, absolutely not, because then I'm standing outside like

953
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:21,319
Speaker 3: just trying to get like stealing towel out of my

954
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:22,320
Speaker 3: titties and ship.

955
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:26,320
Speaker 2: And somebody's kink. Somebody could have been like an opportunity

956
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:27,520
Speaker 2: to I don't know.

957
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:29,880
Speaker 3: All I know Listen, all I know is medicoat and

958
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:33,480
Speaker 3: this other nigga didn't give a fuck. So that was

959
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:35,400
Speaker 3: that was the messed up because 'all just was like,

960
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 3: I just there was no one.

961
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 2: Maybe there was of a woman, I don't know, but

962
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:42,200
Speaker 2: that's not happening. Don't say you never been with a

963
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:42,840
Speaker 2: woman before.

964
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 3: No, you didn't even let a little makeout happen.

965
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:52,920
Speaker 2: Listen. I love like their arms and warms the back.

966
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 3: I know some have some women from the West Side

967
00:43:55,680 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 3: that got just like but talking, what are you right now?

968
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:10,920
Speaker 2: Do you like basketball? Playing fast? Yeah? That should have

969
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 2: been on official thing along. That's well, this is what

970
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:16,239
Speaker 2: we do every love. This is what we do. No,

971
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:19,000
Speaker 2: I don't know. You've never remember a man. Yeah, of

972
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,880
Speaker 2: course she has. I don't know if she was a

973
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:24,160
Speaker 2: gold star or not. No, you can tell by my shoulders.

974
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:27,200
Speaker 3: I used to say, Dick, I don't know, are these

975
00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:28,280
Speaker 3: dicks shoulder?

976
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:29,839
Speaker 2: How tiny they are?

977
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,439
Speaker 3: You know that's because I was doing it a lot.

978
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,600
Speaker 3: What sucking dick gives you slim shoulders?

979
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 2: That's not true. That workout, that's not really not true.

980
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 3: No, wait, didn't it make your next strong man when

981
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:51,840
Speaker 3: it's more neck than shoulders. Yeah, if your shoulders are involved,

982
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 3: I don't know what's.

983
00:44:55,960 --> 00:45:03,200
Speaker 2: Said. Breath stretched shape. Let it go on that I'm done.

984
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:07,279
Speaker 2: And then one day you're just like no mass all right,

985
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:09,279
Speaker 2: they'll say somebody might come ahead and turn you out.

986
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:13,200
Speaker 2: I don't appreciate that. I'm just giving you. Don't say

987
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:17,040
Speaker 2: what is your type anything, anything that's a live don't

988
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:18,080
Speaker 2: do that.

989
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:22,520
Speaker 3: I mean, on the record, just tell people what your

990
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 3: type is, because we got people listening. Okay, for the record,

991
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 3: my type is one employed. And when I say I

992
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:29,759
Speaker 3: mean career, don't you can't just have a job. I

993
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:32,239
Speaker 3: have a fucking career also, so you just want him

994
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:35,279
Speaker 3: to have a job in the face. So he said, anybody, no, no,

995
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 3: not done. That's classes very much.

996
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:40,920
Speaker 2: Classes. I'm not you're not here for the homeless community.

997
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:45,120
Speaker 3: Come on, girl, you know the homeless community feel like

998
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 3: a safe space that dasty dick, lay it down.

999
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 2: Not feel break your back. Girl. You have a long

1000
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 2: day in your career.

1001
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 3: You come back with some dusty day career Dick is

1002
00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:58,400
Speaker 3: giving you what it's like.

1003
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 2: Well, I've been working all day to nine to five.

1004
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:01,359
Speaker 2: Dick is lazy.

1005
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, you mean that dusty dick that hasn't been doing

1006
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:07,800
Speaker 3: ship all day but live in a box. Dick man,

1007
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:14,120
Speaker 3: literally dick just in you. That's literally literally broke. Dudes,

1008
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:18,239
Speaker 3: I don't even know that, see sol, right, but I

1009
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:18,839
Speaker 3: can't yet.

1010
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:19,640
Speaker 2: That's good.

1011
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:21,239
Speaker 3: You're saying you can't bring him to a work event.

1012
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:24,920
Speaker 3: I can't marry this motherfucker. I can't marry Braun.

1013
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:25,759
Speaker 2: That's true.

1014
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:28,080
Speaker 3: No, no, no, you can't marry broke because you can bang broke,

1015
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 3: but you can't marry bro Okay, so.

1016
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:32,839
Speaker 2: Employed career, career, What does he look like?

1017
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:35,719
Speaker 3: Rude? Okay, you can suck for if you want to.

1018
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:38,200
Speaker 3: How about you convert them.

1019
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:42,120
Speaker 2: Sydney's a missionary. How about you? You know it's a

1020
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:43,879
Speaker 2: soup kitchen, sys. I'm here to help.

1021
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 3: I'm here to help invert them to the employing mother

1022
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 3: of the boom Gosh, Princess Diana of the.

1023
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 2: I'm neither one of those women needed this. Listen.

1024
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 3: They would make a beanie baby of Sydney if they could,

1025
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:03,359
Speaker 3: and they absolute salute Sydney Bear, Sydney Bear, citing bear,

1026
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:07,840
Speaker 3: I mean, the skinniest bear anyone should be strong, and

1027
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:13,360
Speaker 3: pussy would be one of it. It'd be wet, wrong,

1028
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:16,440
Speaker 3: leaky faucett.

1029
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 2: Soaking, wet, soaking, wet like sugar, like a s They

1030
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:24,719
Speaker 2: yelled that part of that song.

1031
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:30,400
Speaker 3: Hey, okay, so they'll say, so you want them employed

1032
00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 3: with a career because.

1033
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:33,320
Speaker 2: We've got to be equally yoke because I can't be

1034
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:36,320
Speaker 2: with the poor. And what do they look like? I

1035
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 2: did like my ma? This tall because I'm five four.

1036
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:42,360
Speaker 3: Okay, Look, if they're a celebrity, who would have celebrity

1037
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 3: look like?

1038
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:48,239
Speaker 2: For them? Give me skin tones?

1039
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:48,320
Speaker 4: This?

1040
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,839
Speaker 2: What's the complexion looking like? I'm very old. I'm very

1041
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:52,239
Speaker 2: wide with that. So Sydney was right.

1042
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:55,560
Speaker 3: Anybody, I'm an equal opportunity employer. But I have been

1043
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:59,440
Speaker 3: trying to I've been trying to lean to more of

1044
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:04,320
Speaker 3: the brown, the blacks, trying to lean to them. Yeah brown,

1045
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:08,359
Speaker 3: so Indian. No, you're not here for Aladdin and them

1046
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:13,359
Speaker 3: for Aladdin is not Indian. That's Middle Eastern. So when

1047
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:16,360
Speaker 3: I say Indian, I mean all of them. Okay, that's that's.

1048
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 2: Well. She stands in her tooth, standing back.

1049
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 3: Now, I'm gonna tell you as fire as them seeks

1050
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:29,239
Speaker 3: them niggas Okay, you just want to you know, you

1051
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 3: know who fine is fucked them seeks?

1052
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:34,439
Speaker 2: You never heard of that? Never? Wow, that was a seek.

1053
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 2: Now you know what I'm saying. Oh my god, damn

1054
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:44,839
Speaker 2: niggas is God be everywhere? And it wasn't Lesson. That's

1055
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 2: not who you've been saying. I thought it was chiks.

1056
00:48:47,239 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 3: It seems now a chic is something different than a sik. Okay, well,

1057
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 3: let me seek what a sek is because I thought

1058
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 3: it was something. I thought it was a chic. Niggas

1059
00:48:57,280 --> 00:49:02,120
Speaker 3: you spelled sek s I k h. You didn't see

1060
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 3: that wedding video the men coming and dancing and was

1061
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 3: killing a sh okay, okay, okay, So you like a

1062
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 3: seek me?

1063
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 2: Okay?

1064
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 3: Since I said a letter, you could have said, yes, okay,

1065
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:13,400
Speaker 3: that's a campaign. I feel like a lot of how

1066
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:17,919
Speaker 3: a little turbine on different campaign. That's not just because

1067
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:19,880
Speaker 3: the men cover their head, you know how like like Muslim,

1068
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:21,839
Speaker 3: we heard a here job the men cover their head.

1069
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 2: Help her. See what you're saying.

1070
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,359
Speaker 3: But so you want to seek, you're seeking to seek.

1071
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 3: I don't know what they prayed to, so I don't know.

1072
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:31,200
Speaker 3: All I know is is that I wasn't like nice

1073
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:33,359
Speaker 3: like a brown and like in tan. I don't mind

1074
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 3: a beard as long to keep your face clean. That

1075
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:39,640
Speaker 3: coronavirus save that, bitch. Yeah, and a ginger is strong

1076
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 3: enough to stop that. Uh ginger ol Yo, you're so blad.

1077
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:49,719
Speaker 2: That's afrod. That is definitely the afro, which is not

1078
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:53,319
Speaker 2: a thing. I only have that. But we did do

1079
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 2: the thing, like you know, a little DNA test. My

1080
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:56,880
Speaker 2: brother did his. What is it?

1081
00:49:56,920 --> 00:50:00,960
Speaker 3: So it's black white and just a a Native American.

1082
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:05,680
Speaker 3: My mother did hers square like it is a distant

1083
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:08,560
Speaker 3: ancestor well, my mother did wear Sydney just around the river.

1084
00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:12,880
Speaker 3: My mother did hers, and she had black white Native

1085
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:15,759
Speaker 3: America and then Pakistan, India, Burma area.

1086
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:18,360
Speaker 2: And we don't know who fun that is because it

1087
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:20,080
Speaker 2: was like, you know, far far far far far from

1088
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:24,439
Speaker 2: Native America in your forehead or what if it's just black, No,

1089
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:24,800
Speaker 2: I see it.

1090
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:29,640
Speaker 3: You and your the skin tone to okay, you got

1091
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:31,680
Speaker 3: like red undertones right because you know, you got high

1092
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 3: cheek bones. I got high cheek bones. You got high

1093
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:35,640
Speaker 3: cheek bones. So we can just leave that is blackness.

1094
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 3: That's slavery.

1095
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:40,160
Speaker 2: But my lips are too small. I can say that.

1096
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:44,920
Speaker 3: That's the light you got the bottom list the bottom is, well,

1097
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:45,640
Speaker 3: that's the astro.

1098
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:47,799
Speaker 2: The top is the latina. That's what it is. There's

1099
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:54,280
Speaker 2: no latina. That's the Puerto Rican. Bottom of lip is Dominican.

1100
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 3: I've been cheated. I've been cheated. The bottom lip is Haitian.

1101
00:50:57,719 --> 00:50:58,719
Speaker 3: Top lip is Dominican.

1102
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:02,200
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1103
00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 3: I asked my mother the other day why her lips

1104
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:06,239
Speaker 3: were bigger than mine, and she's like, well, we got

1105
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:08,320
Speaker 3: different parents, and.

1106
00:51:09,719 --> 00:51:12,160
Speaker 2: Well, what's your dad's lips look like? Are the lips

1107
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:17,640
Speaker 2: smaller in Oklahoma and niggas? So they got full lips niggas.

1108
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 2: I don't know. We still don't know where your type is.

1109
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:23,840
Speaker 2: It's seek, I guess listening. Is there any seeks?

1110
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:27,560
Speaker 3: Listen like I'm trying to get like in the blacks, Like,

1111
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:29,080
Speaker 3: do you're like big bodies?

1112
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 2: You like slim bodies? I try. I like a fuller man, okay,

1113
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:36,520
Speaker 2: fluffy man, not fluffy? Okay, we can't both be big Okay,

1114
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:38,960
Speaker 2: so so they gotta be they have to be in

1115
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:39,960
Speaker 2: shape with abs.

1116
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,719
Speaker 3: No, No, I don't like apps because you don't like as.

1117
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 3: Don't I love as? I say to say that if

1118
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:49,359
Speaker 3: a man is very muscular, he's very heavy, like if

1119
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:50,600
Speaker 3: he works out a lot, well, yes.

1120
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:52,120
Speaker 2: Because muscle wats more than fat. Yes.

1121
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 3: So if the dudes were a muscular you can't breathe

1122
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 3: because I've been with dudes are in very good shapes.

1123
00:51:57,320 --> 00:51:58,600
Speaker 2: So you were a missionary bitch.

1124
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:02,040
Speaker 3: Oh, I do all of the things. But if it's missionary,

1125
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:04,160
Speaker 3: you sure you don't. I feel like you want to

1126
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:04,799
Speaker 3: be on top.

1127
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:05,840
Speaker 2: I have.

1128
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:07,920
Speaker 3: I feel like you're in charge. You know now, I

1129
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:09,920
Speaker 3: don't want to be in charge of the show in

1130
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,959
Speaker 3: the bedroom. You're more submissive, then yes, because I don't

1131
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:13,239
Speaker 3: want to.

1132
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:15,000
Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm not trying to run. No, man, I'm

1133
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:21,600
Speaker 2: trying to take it. Yes, I'm she's a let me

1134
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:25,760
Speaker 2: hand on something. What is wrong with you?

1135
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:27,680
Speaker 4: Stop asking people to do that?

1136
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:30,719
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I had a long day at work. I'm

1137
00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:33,600
Speaker 2: just gonna lay here. I know I am not a

1138
00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:36,200
Speaker 2: Pilo queen. No, you know what I mean? No, No, No,

1139
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:38,920
Speaker 2: I work. I work. I'm gonna get up like no,

1140
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:42,800
Speaker 2: I'm gonna like, I'm gonna lay on my side type person.

1141
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:45,040
Speaker 3: I do all of the Listen, if you showed up,

1142
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:46,319
Speaker 3: we're gonna work because I don't know if I obaus

1143
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:47,399
Speaker 3: see you again in the work.

1144
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:50,440
Speaker 2: No, wow, you're one night not with that tween and

1145
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:52,479
Speaker 2: one night stands. I'm not a queen of one night stands.

1146
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:54,360
Speaker 3: But I don't have to catch it very often, so

1147
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:56,040
Speaker 3: when I do catch it, I got Because you're busy.

1148
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:59,320
Speaker 2: You you on planes every day. We're talking to me.

1149
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:01,799
Speaker 3: Let me lack about this is what we need to

1150
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:04,880
Speaker 3: chat about. Okay, you took fifty eight minutes to get

1151
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:06,880
Speaker 3: ten minutes on the clock, syst Let's get it.

1152
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:08,200
Speaker 2: Let's talk about why.

1153
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:12,359
Speaker 3: These raggedy s men ain't approaching. Yes, because we're intimidating. Yes,

1154
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:14,600
Speaker 3: I've heard that what you just had a date last

1155
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:17,800
Speaker 3: night took him six years to approach.

1156
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:20,799
Speaker 2: Well six years, I mean it's basically why did you

1157
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:24,480
Speaker 2: even listen? You gotta show up in the can Listen.

1158
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:26,400
Speaker 3: Your man could be making your sandwich right now. You

1159
00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:27,640
Speaker 3: might be working at the bodega.

1160
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:30,839
Speaker 2: Oh no he's not. That's a career. No, he can

1161
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:39,239
Speaker 2: own aeg that Sydney I got is a sandwich artists.

1162
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 3: A sandwich artist owns the building, but he likes to

1163
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:44,400
Speaker 3: get like from his hands journey.

1164
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:46,440
Speaker 2: He owns the building.

1165
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:48,560
Speaker 3: I said, you need to see you need to see.

1166
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:51,759
Speaker 3: I need a least, I need a title, I need

1167
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:52,320
Speaker 3: a mortgage.

1168
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:54,600
Speaker 2: Say that's why these niggas are coming up to you asking.

1169
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:57,560
Speaker 3: For you like you know you have for credit, you

1170
00:53:57,640 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 3: have for first month securty.

1171
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:01,320
Speaker 2: How am I asking for too much? You want to

1172
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:03,600
Speaker 2: have their hair wrapped? No, I need.

1173
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:06,160
Speaker 3: Someone who's at least at my level. Why the do

1174
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:08,479
Speaker 3: I have to go down? You don't have to go down? Okay,

1175
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:13,719
Speaker 3: hold on, don't tell the listeners what your love is.

1176
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:18,440
Speaker 2: Bitch, am on TV. Come on, that needs to be

1177
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:22,279
Speaker 2: merch TV. Merch some comic as. You have roommates, pitch

1178
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:26,400
Speaker 2: them on TV. No, do I look like having someone

1179
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:28,920
Speaker 2: else live here? Why go to the bathroom.

1180
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:31,240
Speaker 3: It's just me in this bitch, shut up but naked?

1181
00:54:31,719 --> 00:54:36,480
Speaker 3: All door open, of course out that's my house. Areola's

1182
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:37,960
Speaker 3: out on the sink?

1183
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:40,319
Speaker 2: Hey, I wear a house dressed, so I'm not out

1184
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:44,400
Speaker 2: here in stress. I'm very so I love a house stress.

1185
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:52,160
Speaker 3: Don't say the neighbors we want to see you walk

1186
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:53,279
Speaker 3: into the refrigerator.

1187
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:55,640
Speaker 2: Just just bear. You won't see any of that.

1188
00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:59,279
Speaker 3: My curtains, stack clothes, that's my currents are sheer and

1189
00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:02,080
Speaker 3: they don't even boom fun.

1190
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:04,200
Speaker 2: Listen, this is why people are in approaching. You're not

1191
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:05,399
Speaker 2: putting yourself out there.

1192
00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:09,160
Speaker 3: The window wide open, walk by, see her ass crack

1193
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:12,120
Speaker 3: every day. Don't open coach open? What Flora do you

1194
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:15,640
Speaker 3: live on second second floor? I've seen her, I've been

1195
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:20,720
Speaker 3: by behind a tree. Just look like, get changed.

1196
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,440
Speaker 2: You let your young Harvey Weinstein live.

1197
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:28,080
Speaker 3: This is absolutely this is an attractive Weinstein. The original

1198
00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:29,920
Speaker 3: is ugly, And every time I saw him, I'm like,

1199
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:30,840
Speaker 3: who let this happen?

1200
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:31,960
Speaker 2: Everybody?

1201
00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:38,000
Speaker 3: You let the dogs out?

1202
00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:43,160
Speaker 2: But you know what, I didn't have a female comic

1203
00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 2: asked me one time. She was like, so do you

1204
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:46,719
Speaker 2: deal with like like a guy?

1205
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:48,920
Speaker 3: Because I had a girl asked me if like because

1206
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:51,200
Speaker 3: some dude hit her up and said that she had

1207
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:52,399
Speaker 3: to sleep with them to be on a show.

1208
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:55,719
Speaker 2: I said a show, a bar show. Huh comedy that's

1209
00:55:55,760 --> 00:56:01,239
Speaker 2: what they said, Uh, comedy show in location. I was like, bitch,

1210
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:01,560
Speaker 2: not a.

1211
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:05,880
Speaker 3: Tour, no at venue, sleep with it. So he asked

1212
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:07,839
Speaker 3: her this and she was like, absolutely not. How bad

1213
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:09,800
Speaker 3: is his dick that he has to tell women that?

1214
00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:13,120
Speaker 3: Or how desperate are some of these people are?

1215
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:15,160
Speaker 2: How are some people that they would have greeted this bullshit?

1216
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:19,920
Speaker 2: How bad are these sents? This was in Atlanta? But

1217
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:25,279
Speaker 2: hold on laught in school, right, all right? No? This

1218
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:27,799
Speaker 2: was this was this is the urban rooms. That wasn't that?

1219
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:28,960
Speaker 4: What?

1220
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:33,200
Speaker 3: No, listen, I'm performing for a play the food I'm not.

1221
00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:35,400
Speaker 3: I'm not sleep with nobody to do a room with

1222
00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:40,440
Speaker 3: j R crickets.

1223
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:46,400
Speaker 2: You're not spreading them. Thanks for women, you're not spreading them.

1224
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:49,799
Speaker 3: Gams for wings, No them the limited pepper wings, them

1225
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:50,600
Speaker 3: hot limon peppers.

1226
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:50,799
Speaker 2: Right.

1227
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:53,440
Speaker 3: But girls that asked me, you know it's they asked me,

1228
00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:57,080
Speaker 3: do I deal with a lot of the uh, like

1229
00:56:57,280 --> 00:57:01,879
Speaker 3: harassment or like highly sexual malgate is right, And I'm like, no.

1230
00:57:02,719 --> 00:57:04,799
Speaker 2: I'm not a girl. These people want to so I.

1231
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:08,080
Speaker 3: Just got to lie. Don't say you are? You are

1232
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:09,040
Speaker 3: type people.

1233
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:13,040
Speaker 2: I see you work, I see when you talk. You

1234
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:16,960
Speaker 2: are a stage type. You are I just haven't met

1235
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:21,880
Speaker 2: them yet. So, yes, nigga, are you always in a car? Bitch?

1236
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:23,200
Speaker 2: Take public transportation?

1237
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,800
Speaker 3: But that but if I'm on public transportation with somebody

1238
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:28,080
Speaker 3: who has to take public transportation, they don't have to

1239
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:29,920
Speaker 3: though you don't have to either, Yeah, but get on that.

1240
00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:32,480
Speaker 3: Don't have to get on since you need to interact

1241
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:33,120
Speaker 3: with your community.

1242
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:35,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, but you are some understand. The train

1243
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:37,560
Speaker 2: makes me so anxious and I hate this. Okay, hold on,

1244
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:39,640
Speaker 2: don't let me let me tell you what you need

1245
00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:41,760
Speaker 2: to do. You need to Okay, you.

1246
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:44,160
Speaker 3: Need to get out of the Queen's get on the train,

1247
00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:46,960
Speaker 3: see somebody that you like and be like, hey, you

1248
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:49,200
Speaker 3: want to get my uber ex and boom, there you go.

1249
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:53,240
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't approach man, because I can tell you.

1250
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:58,720
Speaker 3: Listen, it's you said, I am some people's type, right, yeah, girl,

1251
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:01,520
Speaker 3: I can people like you, but I don't know who

1252
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:04,160
Speaker 3: that is. So I can't be hollering as a random

1253
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:06,920
Speaker 3: man because how sad is that's about what about your type?

1254
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:08,640
Speaker 3: Don't run the ball in their cart? You know what

1255
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:09,000
Speaker 3: I'm saying?

1256
00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:12,080
Speaker 2: What you want see these niggas?

1257
00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:14,640
Speaker 3: Hold on, let me say that they start getting the

1258
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:17,200
Speaker 3: uber axe and he's like, no, I'm good now, I'm

1259
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:20,120
Speaker 3: just sad and that's about your shore and.

1260
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:26,160
Speaker 2: Then get off. You just said you're still in the car. Yeah,

1261
00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:28,360
Speaker 2: and this is what you do just walking. This man

1262
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:32,440
Speaker 2: chose to walk. You tell the driver to slow just

1263
00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:35,560
Speaker 2: slow down, slow down, pull over, and you say you

1264
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:38,320
Speaker 2: go on my way, daddy. But you say where you

1265
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:40,480
Speaker 2: headed and he says, I'm going to work, and then

1266
00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:42,440
Speaker 2: you should have your backs and be like you work

1267
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:46,720
Speaker 2: on commission. Big mistake, huge, you're pretty woman, that niggas.

1268
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:49,840
Speaker 3: But also like, these men are dumb and at least

1269
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:52,640
Speaker 3: I say this, I say this like with love, but

1270
00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:53,920
Speaker 3: like from the bottom.

1271
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:56,360
Speaker 2: Of my stupid heart. These men arepid stupid.

1272
00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:58,760
Speaker 3: They don't know nothing. Sometimes they don't know what their

1273
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:01,080
Speaker 3: type is. Sometimes you have to let them know that

1274
00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:04,120
Speaker 3: you they type right. Sometimes you approach that I've done that,

1275
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:06,280
Speaker 3: I've done the I've done the I'm standing here to

1276
00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:08,600
Speaker 3: get you, but I'm not just like amen.

1277
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:08,680
Speaker 2: Let's go.

1278
00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:11,000
Speaker 3: It just depends on well, don't say amen, let's go

1279
00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:12,320
Speaker 3: like this, he's not a dog.

1280
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:18,960
Speaker 2: But then you know, sometimes you just gotta yes.

1281
00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:21,560
Speaker 3: Sometimes you just gotta talk to them and then they

1282
00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:25,400
Speaker 3: like see you and they're like, oh dudes, and they've

1283
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:26,760
Speaker 3: been like, oh my god, I would not because I

1284
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:30,240
Speaker 3: had a dude say like I am not usually, which

1285
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:31,360
Speaker 3: is so unnecessary.

1286
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:32,240
Speaker 2: It's unnecessary.

1287
00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:34,240
Speaker 3: Keep it in your head, sir, right, But it's like, oh,

1288
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:36,040
Speaker 3: I'm not usually attracted to women who look like you,

1289
00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:39,440
Speaker 3: but you're and I'm just like, you didn't need any

1290
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:42,640
Speaker 3: of the beginning of that sentence. You needed send your

1291
00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:44,440
Speaker 3: picture to us so we can post it on the

1292
00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:48,600
Speaker 3: fucking page and if you follow the rules or like

1293
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:52,720
Speaker 3: her criteria, slide in our dms and then we'll sift.

1294
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:54,680
Speaker 2: Through these niggas and we'll we'll send them me away.

1295
00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:59,080
Speaker 3: We got men on this podcast that had models sliding

1296
00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:01,040
Speaker 3: in their d from and been like, I want to

1297
01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:01,520
Speaker 3: go to day.

1298
01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:05,720
Speaker 2: Yeah we have. We have premium listeners, premium premium.

1299
01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:07,600
Speaker 3: Pussy, and I feel like it's gotta be some premium

1300
01:00:07,640 --> 01:00:10,640
Speaker 3: penises where I have premium pussy. But what Marie was

1301
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:12,360
Speaker 3: saying is that men have said to me to think

1302
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:16,400
Speaker 3: I'm intimidating by clip but but it's by me being

1303
01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:18,880
Speaker 3: a comic or me being on the Daily Show, So

1304
01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:20,880
Speaker 3: just my job and has nothing to do with me.

1305
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:22,040
Speaker 2: That being said.

1306
01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:25,320
Speaker 3: That being said, every male comic that we know has

1307
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:26,720
Speaker 3: had a female slide in his DM.

1308
01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:28,680
Speaker 2: You come up to him after a show to talk

1309
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:28,960
Speaker 2: to him.

1310
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:31,840
Speaker 3: Credit, ain't got no, They got roommates, but that's no

1311
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:35,240
Speaker 3: credits and some of them some of them missing teeth.

1312
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:42,480
Speaker 3: Oh No, We've seen plenty of women fuck these comics,

1313
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:44,920
Speaker 3: and it's always very confusing, Like what I seen one

1314
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:46,400
Speaker 3: of my fucker get up and I'm like, I'm just

1315
01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:49,520
Speaker 3: in the like I'm in the back on this motherfucker.

1316
01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:49,760
Speaker 2: Is a girlfriend.

1317
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:53,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have fifteen roommates and something showing up to

1318
01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:55,840
Speaker 3: be sixteen. You have a sheet as a door, but okay,

1319
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,800
Speaker 3: but some bits you're showing up to get dropped off in. Okay,

1320
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:01,640
Speaker 3: your mattress looks like a crumbled up piece of paper,

1321
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:03,840
Speaker 3: look like a yoga matt but somebody got on that.

1322
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,240
Speaker 3: Somebody got on that with you. Mattress on the floor

1323
01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:09,600
Speaker 3: directly direct frame, no frame, no nothing, no box, fring twin,

1324
01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:12,439
Speaker 3: mattress on the floor, no sheet, And I'm like, how

1325
01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:13,360
Speaker 3: pressed are these.

1326
01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:13,919
Speaker 2: Women in New York?

1327
01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:18,000
Speaker 3: It's nothing just New York, though, women all over the world,

1328
01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:22,360
Speaker 3: all over they see they see somebody perform, they like it.

1329
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:22,960
Speaker 3: They go after it.

1330
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:25,400
Speaker 2: Press press, breast press, that's what they No.

1331
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:27,400
Speaker 3: I've had comics tell me, like out of comics tell

1332
01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:30,520
Speaker 3: me it was like after a show, like because even

1333
01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:33,360
Speaker 3: headline after a show, there was a forty five minute

1334
01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:35,000
Speaker 3: window for him to hook up from with a chick

1335
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:36,400
Speaker 3: who had come to the show.

1336
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:38,120
Speaker 2: Forty five minute window.

1337
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:40,480
Speaker 3: If you have to catch a bitch after forty five minutes,

1338
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:42,000
Speaker 3: he's not fucking anybody that night.

1339
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:44,840
Speaker 2: So somebod these dudes have a science to this ship,

1340
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:48,680
Speaker 2: because I've seen get the mathematics together. Come on, I

1341
01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:50,760
Speaker 2: got my kissing my purse. Well, figure this numbers.

1342
01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:53,960
Speaker 3: What I can tell you is that single men do

1343
01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:56,520
Speaker 3: not come to comedy shows.

1344
01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:59,560
Speaker 2: With they boys. A bunch of men. That's not true.

1345
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:03,520
Speaker 3: That's not I have toured so much. It'd be singing

1346
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:04,520
Speaker 3: people at the knitting factory.

1347
01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:07,560
Speaker 2: No, they're singing. No, that's a different situation. What's the situation.

1348
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:09,480
Speaker 3: The knitting factor is more like a bar situation. I'm

1349
01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:16,280
Speaker 3: talking about clubs. I'm usually in clubs. Dragon, Oh yeah, okay,

1350
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:21,080
Speaker 3: bar barches. We heard you don't say listen and the

1351
01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:23,040
Speaker 3: words of my people, A kick dog will holler.

1352
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:26,520
Speaker 2: I said nothing to offend your lifestyles. You said, been

1353
01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:30,560
Speaker 2: talking about I'd be in the clurb club.

1354
01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:33,200
Speaker 3: I'm saying, when I headline a comedy club, there's a

1355
01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:35,520
Speaker 3: there's no one coming up after to me afterwards.

1356
01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:37,920
Speaker 2: Since maybe should stop headlining, Maybe you should be in

1357
01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:38,160
Speaker 2: the bar.

1358
01:02:38,680 --> 01:02:44,600
Speaker 3: Okay, you're trying to get eight out or no, Hello,

1359
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:45,400
Speaker 3: you want to.

1360
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:47,320
Speaker 2: Be happy, if you want to be rich? Pick what? Yeah,

1361
01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:49,240
Speaker 2: you want to your back now, or you just want

1362
01:02:49,240 --> 01:02:49,800
Speaker 2: to have a back.

1363
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:54,280
Speaker 3: What do you want a lonely match, yes, a lonely

1364
01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:57,560
Speaker 3: back or a broken back? Listen, I have good health care,

1365
01:02:57,680 --> 01:02:59,760
Speaker 3: so I could get it fixed if it gets broke. Exactly,

1366
01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:03,360
Speaker 3: I've got sagging insurance. Why don't you just y'all are

1367
01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:05,680
Speaker 3: acting like all of us, get out me. I can

1368
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:11,240
Speaker 3: tell you stop the headlining at the Dead Crow and.

1369
01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:12,880
Speaker 2: Stop doing movies. You're still doing movies, and get out.

1370
01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:15,160
Speaker 2: Get all those people.

1371
01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:17,040
Speaker 3: Swore I was gonna pull a nigga Puerto Ricos busy

1372
01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:20,600
Speaker 3: as I Wasn't anybody as busy as I was.

1373
01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:23,240
Speaker 2: You see the way you're speaking on here, You're you're

1374
01:03:23,240 --> 01:03:25,480
Speaker 2: doing a nigga right now. That's quiver like. Well, I

1375
01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:28,320
Speaker 2: was gonna talk to her, but she's so busy. That's

1376
01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:30,160
Speaker 2: not my problem. It is your problem.

1377
01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:33,360
Speaker 3: Is it's your problem because he's still having said exactly

1378
01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:37,520
Speaker 3: when somebody has popped that up, pop that thing two

1379
01:03:37,520 --> 01:03:44,880
Speaker 3: weeks ago. You know you want a regular dude, right

1380
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:46,880
Speaker 3: because this is a dude I had known from Atlanta

1381
01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:51,680
Speaker 3: who this is this is a TBT, right, But you

1382
01:03:51,760 --> 01:03:54,200
Speaker 3: need a good TBT, like in the midd I need.

1383
01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:56,360
Speaker 2: But I say, you're too busy for what you want.

1384
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:58,320
Speaker 2: You want consistent dick. But then they see you on

1385
01:03:58,320 --> 01:04:00,960
Speaker 2: the road, they're like, what about me? What about me?

1386
01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:04,760
Speaker 3: Okay, no, Monday through Thursday. I am in New York,

1387
01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:06,800
Speaker 3: so oh I don't know, that's what the schedule is.

1388
01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:08,920
Speaker 3: So Monday people, you should be getting some I.

1389
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:12,400
Speaker 2: Should be beat. Yes, I should be at least Tuesday.

1390
01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:14,520
Speaker 3: At least you should be with a dude that's just

1391
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:17,240
Speaker 3: like hitting his tims together, yes, like clapping.

1392
01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:19,520
Speaker 2: It and they keeping it. They keeping a white white

1393
01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:19,960
Speaker 2: sox on.

1394
01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:21,720
Speaker 3: They keeping a wife beater on, but they put it

1395
01:04:21,720 --> 01:04:25,000
Speaker 3: in their mouth and they just like hold it.

1396
01:04:26,440 --> 01:04:30,120
Speaker 2: You know what. I will not. I would not be harassed.

1397
01:04:30,280 --> 01:04:32,120
Speaker 2: I would not be made fun of. We're not making

1398
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:32,640
Speaker 2: fun of you.

1399
01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:37,720
Speaker 3: We're not because because no, no, no, because men are

1400
01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:38,919
Speaker 3: intimidated by me too.

1401
01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:41,800
Speaker 2: But that's because you're mean. Marie. Oh wow, let's talk

1402
01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:47,400
Speaker 2: about that. She's not Yeah, she's not even inviting us

1403
01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:49,880
Speaker 2: to think. You'll say, Marie is what five three and.

1404
01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:52,360
Speaker 3: She is hurting niggas feelers on a daily basis, and

1405
01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:55,080
Speaker 3: yet people every once in a while will slider my

1406
01:04:55,160 --> 01:04:58,320
Speaker 3: d MS from the ND or whatever. Hey, I have

1407
01:04:58,320 --> 01:05:00,240
Speaker 3: a bit of a crush on you. I like you

1408
01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:03,760
Speaker 3: watched me perform, You saw what I was talking about.

1409
01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:05,320
Speaker 3: Why didn't you just come up to me after the shower?

1410
01:05:05,320 --> 01:05:07,000
Speaker 3: Why did you wait to the DM? I'm not I'm

1411
01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:08,959
Speaker 3: not I'm not responding to the DM. I don't feel

1412
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:12,520
Speaker 3: sorry for I don't feel that I don't have people's

1413
01:05:12,520 --> 01:05:14,480
Speaker 3: side of my d MS. But it's just like, sorry, one,

1414
01:05:14,360 --> 01:05:17,600
Speaker 3: your kids are as old as I am, and well

1415
01:05:17,640 --> 01:05:20,360
Speaker 3: that's somebody with a career syst. I want to have

1416
01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:30,160
Speaker 3: my own. Listen, girl, yo, I didn't know we were

1417
01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:33,240
Speaker 3: still selling Chryslers. That's what I didn't know, selling Chryslers

1418
01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:35,760
Speaker 3: things out here in my age, like my mother's age,

1419
01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:37,760
Speaker 3: trying to talk to me out here, selling strong crisis

1420
01:05:37,840 --> 01:05:38,320
Speaker 3: in Detroit.

1421
01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:41,000
Speaker 2: Sorry, I can't not do this. I can't help you.

1422
01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:43,080
Speaker 3: Well, I mean the dude in Detroit might be rich. Sis,

1423
01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:45,560
Speaker 3: you only need twelve dollars to buy a house in Detroit. Listen,

1424
01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:47,880
Speaker 3: why don't we all just buy our house because we

1425
01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:49,360
Speaker 3: don't want to live in Detroit. You don't have to

1426
01:05:49,360 --> 01:05:51,760
Speaker 3: live here on the property. Yeah, but who gonna how

1427
01:05:51,800 --> 01:05:54,240
Speaker 3: we're gonna we're not gonna airbnb it. Who's gonna go to.

1428
01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:54,960
Speaker 2: Detroit to stay that.

1429
01:05:55,240 --> 01:05:56,760
Speaker 3: Listen, when these white folks come in and try to

1430
01:05:56,760 --> 01:05:58,720
Speaker 3: gentrify ship, they got to pay you because what they

1431
01:05:58,720 --> 01:06:00,800
Speaker 3: do is they find a dilapidy area and then all

1432
01:06:00,800 --> 01:06:02,200
Speaker 3: of a sudden they put a tire restaurant in it,

1433
01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:03,800
Speaker 3: and and then they all show up.

1434
01:06:03,880 --> 01:06:05,240
Speaker 2: It'sian fusion, right, they.

1435
01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:06,840
Speaker 3: Put a tire restaurant in it. It's the bad signal

1436
01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:09,440
Speaker 3: of white folks. Right, we got tied. And then they

1437
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:12,200
Speaker 3: show the fuck up. They're throwing the sprouts and that

1438
01:06:12,240 --> 01:06:13,800
Speaker 3: nobody can afford to live there. Look, this is all

1439
01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:15,880
Speaker 3: that I'm mean. I'm gonna say, I think I agree

1440
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:18,400
Speaker 3: with Sydney. You should put yourself out there more so

1441
01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:20,959
Speaker 3: people will see you if you're what is put myself

1442
01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:21,200
Speaker 3: out there?

1443
01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:23,280
Speaker 2: I mean they've heard that before. What does that mean? Okay?

1444
01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:25,200
Speaker 2: So like like if there's stuff.

1445
01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:27,600
Speaker 3: That and you know, we we fun employed two sis,

1446
01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:30,400
Speaker 3: it's you know we should it's about to it's about

1447
01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:30,600
Speaker 3: to be.

1448
01:06:31,480 --> 01:06:34,200
Speaker 2: You flew flew out, you flying everybody out. Yeah, Okay,

1449
01:06:34,280 --> 01:06:41,920
Speaker 2: come down, sis, we bar bitches? What we don't have

1450
01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:46,360
Speaker 2: bitches in Miami? And ain't nobody called me like sixty

1451
01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:51,400
Speaker 2: were all on spirit. No, just know we're doing bar Thanks,

1452
01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:55,440
Speaker 2: we're on a bar budget, nigga, you're not head.

1453
01:06:55,280 --> 01:07:00,560
Speaker 3: Lining and now we flow like Jet Blue or John

1454
01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:03,480
Speaker 3: Blue is nice sh s s sure, but it's miami'sis

1455
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:05,240
Speaker 3: Miami before, It's very cute.

1456
01:07:05,520 --> 01:07:08,320
Speaker 2: Miami is cheap. Always came back. That's why my niggas

1457
01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:09,200
Speaker 2: went to Miami all the time.

1458
01:07:09,280 --> 01:07:11,400
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, but I don't remember what

1459
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:12,760
Speaker 3: I was saying, but it was you were trying to

1460
01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:15,680
Speaker 3: explain to me what uh oh I say? Put yourself

1461
01:07:15,680 --> 01:07:18,760
Speaker 3: out there like that thing. Because if you're okay, look,

1462
01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:19,640
Speaker 3: if this is where it's.

1463
01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:20,960
Speaker 2: Stop hanging out with comedian.

1464
01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:23,439
Speaker 3: If this is what your day is, if it's wake up,

1465
01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:25,720
Speaker 3: jump in a car, go to work, jump in a car,

1466
01:07:25,840 --> 01:07:27,680
Speaker 3: go to a show, jump in a car, go home,

1467
01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:30,760
Speaker 3: the only people you meet is uber drivers and comedians

1468
01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:33,520
Speaker 3: and people you work with. If you're not doing things,

1469
01:07:33,760 --> 01:07:36,760
Speaker 3: if you're not doing things like more social things like

1470
01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:38,960
Speaker 3: oh I took a I took a class at this

1471
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:41,400
Speaker 3: place where I walked to the muffin place, like you

1472
01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:44,360
Speaker 3: meet people when you're out and about. You're not gonna

1473
01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:46,760
Speaker 3: meet people sitting in your car, even if you don't

1474
01:07:46,760 --> 01:07:48,440
Speaker 3: want to get on the train, like maybe take a

1475
01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:52,000
Speaker 3: train one stop or like you and get out.

1476
01:07:52,440 --> 01:07:54,720
Speaker 2: What does coronavirus I'm supposed to be getting on this disease?

1477
01:07:55,400 --> 01:07:56,200
Speaker 2: Say you want to have.

1478
01:07:56,200 --> 01:07:58,920
Speaker 3: You you just so you don't want to have no diseases,

1479
01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:00,840
Speaker 3: but you want to be lonely. You think Uber drive

1480
01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:04,840
Speaker 3: has coronavirus and a nigga like uber drivers can't get coronavirus.

1481
01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:07,280
Speaker 2: I'm fully sure that they can't, Okay, because.

1482
01:08:07,040 --> 01:08:09,120
Speaker 3: People jumping out of that and they're traveling the world.

1483
01:08:09,240 --> 01:08:11,200
Speaker 3: So you're probably gonna get coronavirus in an uber fast

1484
01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:12,160
Speaker 3: and you get it on there.

1485
01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:13,480
Speaker 2: I can buy yourself.

1486
01:08:13,520 --> 01:08:17,519
Speaker 3: You heard that you're gonna be lonely with the sniffles, you.

1487
01:08:17,479 --> 01:08:19,160
Speaker 2: Know what, I'm buying that up in the name of Jesus.

1488
01:08:19,200 --> 01:08:20,080
Speaker 2: What saying I'm gonna be long.

1489
01:08:20,120 --> 01:08:25,880
Speaker 3: If you think you're lonely, now wait and wait for

1490
01:08:25,960 --> 01:08:31,320
Speaker 3: the beat, wait until to night girl to be lonely.

1491
01:08:31,320 --> 01:08:35,439
Speaker 3: If you were into girls, because I'm your is it's.

1492
01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:41,040
Speaker 2: Her and Domo all the time. Sydney. You'll be on

1493
01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:44,679
Speaker 2: this podcast complaining about not being No women don't say

1494
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:53,200
Speaker 2: what right here? It's so funny.

1495
01:08:53,360 --> 01:08:55,599
Speaker 3: If you were a man, there would be someone typing

1496
01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:56,960
Speaker 3: an angry email right now.

1497
01:08:58,760 --> 01:08:59,760
Speaker 2: Dare they trade her?

1498
01:08:59,840 --> 01:09:00,240
Speaker 4: Like that?

1499
01:09:00,320 --> 01:09:01,600
Speaker 2: I was like, I wish more people wuld treat me

1500
01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:04,000
Speaker 2: like we're well, well we're having fun.

1501
01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:06,360
Speaker 3: Let's just run through everybody in the studio where they

1502
01:09:06,360 --> 01:09:08,880
Speaker 3: meet people, where you can meet people that's not on

1503
01:09:08,920 --> 01:09:09,960
Speaker 3: an app Andrew, where you.

1504
01:09:09,960 --> 01:09:12,200
Speaker 4: Meeting people who doesn't start with me, start with Sydney.

1505
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:17,400
Speaker 2: Sydney, where her lips got real world? I go, I

1506
01:09:17,439 --> 01:09:20,479
Speaker 2: meet them on the pod. Oh, but you're on in

1507
01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:21,080
Speaker 2: my hand though.

1508
01:09:24,200 --> 01:09:25,840
Speaker 3: But I do say, like I like a taller I

1509
01:09:25,840 --> 01:09:29,799
Speaker 3: would I like a taller man educated. When I say educated,

1510
01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:31,439
Speaker 3: I mean you know some good book learning.

1511
01:09:32,320 --> 01:09:35,920
Speaker 2: You can read and you read read so a little

1512
01:09:35,920 --> 01:09:36,280
Speaker 2: bit gay.

1513
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:39,760
Speaker 3: Oh no not that read like read you can read,

1514
01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:40,960
Speaker 3: but you also read books.

1515
01:09:41,160 --> 01:09:44,240
Speaker 2: Oh like maybe having like books on the sho Oh,

1516
01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:48,679
Speaker 2: that'd be nice. I don't do that. I read subtitles, okay, okay,

1517
01:09:48,720 --> 01:09:51,960
Speaker 2: parasite to watch that? I watch that because I do

1518
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:52,880
Speaker 2: watch a Korean drama.

1519
01:09:53,800 --> 01:09:58,320
Speaker 3: We know, Okay, tall can read, has most of his teeth.

1520
01:09:59,160 --> 01:10:02,200
Speaker 3: I'm a tooth part stop listen if you missing those

1521
01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:04,519
Speaker 3: moler I can't say nothing, but you gotta have you

1522
01:10:04,520 --> 01:10:06,240
Speaker 3: gotta have all the show teeth. Yes, yes, yes, the

1523
01:10:06,240 --> 01:10:08,639
Speaker 3: starting five, the starting five. I want a whole lineup.

1524
01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:12,920
Speaker 2: Got to have an offensive line as well. Let's see.

1525
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:17,320
Speaker 3: Okay, so tall with his teeth, employed, has to be nice,

1526
01:10:17,360 --> 01:10:19,599
Speaker 3: has to be intelligent. Okay, he sounds like you want

1527
01:10:19,600 --> 01:10:21,639
Speaker 3: a lot. He needs to be nice and smart. Men

1528
01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:24,479
Speaker 3: can't be both of these those things. They're either smart

1529
01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:27,639
Speaker 3: and mean or they're nice and stupid. And you want

1530
01:10:27,720 --> 01:10:29,920
Speaker 3: him to be You want him to be nice, smart

1531
01:10:30,040 --> 01:10:36,000
Speaker 3: and tall, taller than me? You Okay, so since five six,

1532
01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:39,639
Speaker 3: since you tall, I'm five four with your hair and stuff,

1533
01:10:39,760 --> 01:10:44,720
Speaker 3: and since you five yeah, sis, the citties in this hair,

1534
01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:46,479
Speaker 3: I am. I do, but I have I have a

1535
01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:50,479
Speaker 3: presence exactly out thank you for the present. And that's

1536
01:10:50,479 --> 01:10:52,599
Speaker 3: what I'm saying about being like, you know, put myself

1537
01:10:52,600 --> 01:10:55,519
Speaker 3: out there. These titties are always out there. Okay, but

1538
01:10:55,640 --> 01:11:00,479
Speaker 3: don't say you stay in jagging okay, not jagging leg

1539
01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:04,320
Speaker 3: legging like well, it's always like okay, well, dulse it's

1540
01:11:04,320 --> 01:11:04,600
Speaker 3: on the go.

1541
01:11:04,840 --> 01:11:08,520
Speaker 2: You're day. She said, you be having your fabletics.

1542
01:11:08,520 --> 01:11:11,960
Speaker 3: Oh, I would love a fathletic. You got the beant

1543
01:11:12,080 --> 01:11:16,719
Speaker 3: box because you be booked. Yo, honorship, I keep a rainbow.

1544
01:11:16,920 --> 01:11:19,400
Speaker 3: Don't say first of all, when I see you, like

1545
01:11:20,080 --> 01:11:21,640
Speaker 3: tell you dressed the funk up?

1546
01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:25,480
Speaker 2: I'm like, yo, I know what I'm doing. No, obviously,

1547
01:11:25,560 --> 01:11:28,320
Speaker 2: thank you. Friend. Yeah, like i'd be like yo, d'l

1548
01:11:28,360 --> 01:11:33,679
Speaker 2: say should be married? I think that every day. Okay, cooking,

1549
01:11:34,120 --> 01:11:36,439
Speaker 2: are you cook? It's the story?

1550
01:11:36,520 --> 01:11:40,799
Speaker 3: Since I see it, let's let's talk about your your building.

1551
01:11:40,920 --> 01:11:43,840
Speaker 3: Is there a roof situation? What's the max capacity at

1552
01:11:43,880 --> 01:11:46,639
Speaker 3: the apartment? And we maybe do a little shin dig

1553
01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:50,760
Speaker 3: everybody bring a friend. There's no roof situation. I do

1554
01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:53,280
Speaker 3: have a good size of part. What's the what's the

1555
01:11:53,320 --> 01:11:55,840
Speaker 3: fire code capacity in the in the unit? You think

1556
01:11:56,160 --> 01:11:57,040
Speaker 3: like twenty people?

1557
01:11:57,720 --> 01:12:00,439
Speaker 2: Ten I could get I can define get in there.

1558
01:12:00,479 --> 01:12:02,960
Speaker 2: Since with your with your daily show hookup, you we

1559
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:05,800
Speaker 2: could get to a hotel somewhere. You're trying to have

1560
01:12:05,800 --> 01:12:06,519
Speaker 2: a hotel party.

1561
01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:10,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, you're trying to be scandalous. I'm trying. I'm

1562
01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:13,680
Speaker 3: trying to strange to me help us. Okay, but I

1563
01:12:13,720 --> 01:12:16,080
Speaker 3: don't want strangers in my house. Okay, So maybe that's

1564
01:12:16,080 --> 01:12:17,599
Speaker 3: why we got to hick them out, take them out

1565
01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:19,519
Speaker 3: the house. Maybe we should have a party. That's why

1566
01:12:19,520 --> 01:12:20,320
Speaker 3: we got to have it.

1567
01:12:20,800 --> 01:12:22,880
Speaker 2: We should have a party. We get we get a Q,

1568
01:12:22,960 --> 01:12:26,120
Speaker 2: little DJ, tell the job. Listen. You know, y'all can

1569
01:12:26,200 --> 01:12:27,880
Speaker 2: hook us up with a hotel. Let's go.

1570
01:12:28,040 --> 01:12:30,360
Speaker 3: Well, they do have a party at Hurley's and Harley's

1571
01:12:30,400 --> 01:12:33,240
Speaker 3: is cute? Well Hurley, Yeah, it's Harley's. They have a

1572
01:12:33,280 --> 01:12:35,760
Speaker 3: party upstairs. They just have one on Friday. Is that Uh,

1573
01:12:36,080 --> 01:12:38,519
Speaker 3: it's it's forty eight.

1574
01:12:39,360 --> 01:12:42,479
Speaker 2: Oh since the Midtown, that's right, Yeah, you can't get in.

1575
01:12:42,920 --> 01:12:46,439
Speaker 2: So something on the Lower east Side. I don't listen.

1576
01:12:46,600 --> 01:12:48,280
Speaker 3: Some downtown, you know, I don't know all these places

1577
01:12:48,280 --> 01:12:52,720
Speaker 3: make right? Something Downtown says below fourteenth, below.

1578
01:12:52,479 --> 01:12:56,320
Speaker 2: Fourteen, Andrew will come. You're gonna bring somebody, and we'll

1579
01:12:56,320 --> 01:12:57,920
Speaker 2: bring it Hurleys.

1580
01:12:58,600 --> 01:13:04,400
Speaker 3: If Andrew brings somebody somebody for Andrew, hand people. You

1581
01:13:04,439 --> 01:13:06,280
Speaker 3: think you don't have straight people in his life, Andrew

1582
01:13:06,320 --> 01:13:06,920
Speaker 3: have some straights.

1583
01:13:06,920 --> 01:13:11,519
Speaker 2: You're gonna throw down. But like you know, we got

1584
01:13:11,560 --> 01:13:12,880
Speaker 2: gay friends, we got straight friends.

1585
01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:15,559
Speaker 3: Everybody, bring your friends, kay, kay, people love being around

1586
01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:17,400
Speaker 3: straight people to be like, I'm better than all of

1587
01:13:17,400 --> 01:13:17,920
Speaker 3: these people.

1588
01:13:19,800 --> 01:13:23,599
Speaker 2: That's why black people like being around white people, vice versa.

1589
01:13:25,320 --> 01:13:28,559
Speaker 2: Everyone thinks they're better than they're better than us.

1590
01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:36,519
Speaker 3: I don't say we gotta wrap this ship up because

1591
01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:39,960
Speaker 3: we got another episode. So honey, this was a chat

1592
01:13:40,040 --> 01:13:43,960
Speaker 3: we did. We did, we chopped it up. Yeah, I'm

1593
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:46,200
Speaker 3: glad that we got to talk more because because I

1594
01:13:46,240 --> 01:13:49,639
Speaker 3: got you to hit on me. Honestly, you're coming diner.

1595
01:13:49,680 --> 01:13:50,519
Speaker 3: I always hit on you.

1596
01:13:50,479 --> 01:13:52,360
Speaker 2: You're coming to the tonight because you know we're gonna

1597
01:13:52,400 --> 01:13:55,040
Speaker 2: go to the diner. So yeah, I'm coming. Wait, you

1598
01:13:55,120 --> 01:13:58,240
Speaker 2: always hit you don't hit on me. Sydney hits on everybody. Well,

1599
01:13:58,280 --> 01:14:00,759
Speaker 2: the thing is hair, Marie, what's where there's my layup.

1600
01:14:01,240 --> 01:14:02,639
Speaker 2: That's the layup. She hits on everybody.

1601
01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:06,200
Speaker 3: No, you're supposed to be like, Nah, Sydney is Sydney,

1602
01:14:06,200 --> 01:14:07,080
Speaker 3: but you just trod on yourself.

1603
01:14:07,160 --> 01:14:09,160
Speaker 2: Sidney. You don't even want to bang a comedian. Don't

1604
01:14:09,160 --> 01:14:11,080
Speaker 2: do that. Well, this is not just any of them,

1605
01:14:11,160 --> 01:14:12,760
Speaker 2: and this is a headlining home.

1606
01:14:13,280 --> 01:14:21,439
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm not just anybody, she said. She says she

1607
01:14:21,439 --> 01:14:26,400
Speaker 3: needs somebody tall and employed who reads books and has

1608
01:14:26,439 --> 01:14:26,880
Speaker 3: a penis.

1609
01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:27,400
Speaker 2: I have them.

1610
01:14:27,479 --> 01:14:31,840
Speaker 3: I have several people different colors, small, medium, in a large,

1611
01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:33,639
Speaker 3: what size you want the lord.

1612
01:14:34,080 --> 01:14:36,000
Speaker 2: I've just been practicing on my strap game.

1613
01:14:36,280 --> 01:14:38,719
Speaker 3: That's why the shoulders. Her hardness goes to the shoulders.

1614
01:14:41,280 --> 01:14:45,800
Speaker 3: He got suspenders on. Dumb, she got to step on

1615
01:14:45,960 --> 01:14:46,679
Speaker 3: her collar.

1616
01:14:47,320 --> 01:14:50,439
Speaker 2: Ignorant, it came a glasses. It's trying to wrap it up.

1617
01:14:50,640 --> 01:14:53,200
Speaker 3: Okay, we'll wrap it up in Okay, don't say tell

1618
01:14:53,200 --> 01:14:57,320
Speaker 3: people where they can find you headlining and getting tiles

1619
01:14:57,360 --> 01:14:57,960
Speaker 3: falling on you.

1620
01:14:58,240 --> 01:15:01,040
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm not in Puerto Rico. Thank you so much

1621
01:15:01,080 --> 01:15:03,000
Speaker 2: for just blessing. You got a website. I do have

1622
01:15:03,080 --> 01:15:04,960
Speaker 2: a website, those says Loan dot com on myself's at

1623
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:05,559
Speaker 2: dull Sace Loan.

1624
01:15:05,680 --> 01:15:07,960
Speaker 3: Yeah. I actually have my own podcast that's coming out

1625
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:09,559
Speaker 3: soon that you'll have to be on, called that Black

1626
01:15:09,560 --> 01:15:13,280
Speaker 3: Ass Show. It's coming out in March. This is March, right, Yeah,

1627
01:15:13,320 --> 01:15:16,080
Speaker 3: we're in March. Yeah, so it's coming out this month,

1628
01:15:16,120 --> 01:15:18,600
Speaker 3: and it's about like the black TV and movies and

1629
01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:21,280
Speaker 3: media that as like, you know, help shape culture in

1630
01:15:21,320 --> 01:15:22,280
Speaker 3: our lives and such.

1631
01:15:22,360 --> 01:15:24,920
Speaker 2: Okay, come to plug. We could have talked about all

1632
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:27,240
Speaker 2: that on the podcast. You're right on this year podcast.

1633
01:15:27,280 --> 01:15:28,800
Speaker 2: But we learned so much about each other.

1634
01:15:29,439 --> 01:15:32,720
Speaker 3: We learned that Sydney is too much uh, and we

1635
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:33,639
Speaker 3: confirm that marine.

1636
01:15:33,680 --> 01:15:36,040
Speaker 2: No, she's mean, which means but I've always known that

1637
01:15:36,080 --> 01:15:38,240
Speaker 2: I was mean. But you what you never say it out?

1638
01:15:38,520 --> 01:15:40,400
Speaker 2: What do you say it all the time?

1639
01:15:40,479 --> 01:15:42,519
Speaker 3: I think that's when in her bio and Twitter it

1640
01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:43,840
Speaker 3: literally says your mean friend.

1641
01:15:44,479 --> 01:15:47,160
Speaker 2: It does. I forgot, but I saw you internalized the

1642
01:15:47,160 --> 01:15:50,960
Speaker 2: first second ago, Mr meriend dot com. She does not internalize.

1643
01:15:51,080 --> 01:15:53,120
Speaker 3: I don't people say they say to me all the time.

1644
01:15:53,479 --> 01:15:55,599
Speaker 3: You are one of your Instagram is my favorite throw.

1645
01:15:55,479 --> 01:15:57,760
Speaker 2: Because I'm so mean or because I'm so honest.

1646
01:15:57,800 --> 01:15:59,960
Speaker 3: Oh, because you don't care. Ah, well see that's what

1647
01:16:00,080 --> 01:16:02,680
Speaker 3: that's That's why I don't be very honest. It's very

1648
01:16:02,720 --> 01:16:05,479
Speaker 3: like it's a lot of you laughing at people, which

1649
01:16:05,479 --> 01:16:06,840
Speaker 3: is why people don't be sliding into my d M

1650
01:16:07,320 --> 01:16:07,760
Speaker 3: the same thing.

1651
01:16:07,840 --> 01:16:10,320
Speaker 2: Don't say, yes you do, but your eyeliner. I loved

1652
01:16:10,320 --> 01:16:12,640
Speaker 2: your eyeliner. I love your makeup video thinks He's like,

1653
01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:14,479
Speaker 2: I gotta figure she's saying that you're pretty SI. Yeah,

1654
01:16:14,520 --> 01:16:17,400
Speaker 2: that's what she said to me, and I'm out here.

1655
01:16:18,040 --> 01:16:20,880
Speaker 2: She's flirting back. She said you pretty. No, I said

1656
01:16:20,920 --> 01:16:22,400
Speaker 2: you're pretty. You're pretty.

1657
01:16:22,800 --> 01:16:25,040
Speaker 3: I don't say it's hitting on you, Marie, Well, I

1658
01:16:25,040 --> 01:16:27,280
Speaker 3: look more like a man.

1659
01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:29,840
Speaker 2: Also, don't say thanks, I'm employed. Yeah.

1660
01:16:31,160 --> 01:16:34,000
Speaker 3: I tell pretty girls that they're pretty because a lot

1661
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:36,120
Speaker 3: of times pretty girls don't get compliments without someone having

1662
01:16:36,120 --> 01:16:38,960
Speaker 3: on tary your motive. I love telling people they're pretty. Yeah,

1663
01:16:39,160 --> 01:16:42,760
Speaker 3: your skin looks amazing. You're thriving because my skin was

1664
01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:47,040
Speaker 3: just acting a fucking donkey. Okay, don't say Sloan dot com.

1665
01:16:47,360 --> 01:16:49,719
Speaker 3: Don't say Sloan on Instagram, Twitters.

1666
01:16:49,840 --> 01:16:54,120
Speaker 2: The Facebook's uh not on black planet? Did you know

1667
01:16:54,160 --> 01:16:54,679
Speaker 2: black plans?

1668
01:16:54,720 --> 01:16:54,800
Speaker 3: So?

1669
01:16:55,080 --> 01:16:57,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, it came back so long water back. Oh man.

1670
01:16:57,600 --> 01:17:00,719
Speaker 2: Andrew didn't know what it was, but you're not a blackland.

1671
01:17:03,360 --> 01:17:05,000
Speaker 4: I still don't really know what it is.

1672
01:17:05,760 --> 01:17:07,920
Speaker 2: It was just black, that's all it was.

1673
01:17:08,200 --> 01:17:08,960
Speaker 4: Okay, how.

1674
01:17:11,120 --> 01:17:16,639
Speaker 2: Were you say? You old bitches? No? You all? Okay? Well, Andrew,

1675
01:17:16,680 --> 01:17:22,000
Speaker 2: thank you so much for throwing shot. Very young wed it.

1676
01:17:22,080 --> 01:17:24,920
Speaker 2: We need it because I remember when Facebook started. Keep

1677
01:17:24,960 --> 01:17:29,760
Speaker 2: us humble, Andrew, keep us home, Marie humble. Don't say

1678
01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:32,479
Speaker 2: we gotta go. You talking too much, bitch. That's when

1679
01:17:32,479 --> 01:17:35,200
Speaker 2: I came here. You did, you succeeded? Friend?

1680
01:17:36,600 --> 01:17:39,800
Speaker 3: Bye, guys, rate comment, subscribe, go on our Patreon. You

1681
01:17:39,800 --> 01:17:42,680
Speaker 3: know there's probably an episode or two up there, gotta

1682
01:17:42,160 --> 01:17:43,920
Speaker 3: be you know, do the review.

1683
01:17:44,160 --> 01:17:48,080
Speaker 2: Spell our name right. They don't ask for much. Drop

1684
01:17:48,080 --> 01:17:48,880
Speaker 2: a dig picking, so.

1685
01:17:50,640 --> 01:17:55,160
Speaker 3: Don't say yeah, my whole name solons wow, drop a

1686
01:17:56,439 --> 01:17:58,360
Speaker 3: DM people. I've been sending me dick pic since I

1687
01:17:58,360 --> 01:18:00,480
Speaker 3: did a thing on Comedy Central, but it's a lot.

1688
01:18:00,160 --> 01:18:01,960
Speaker 2: Of Hey, I don't want to be rude. Are you

1689
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:04,000
Speaker 2: sure you actually want to want to see this?

1690
01:18:04,120 --> 01:18:06,240
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, say, we gotta go. Hi, I'm helping.

1691
01:18:06,880 --> 01:18:09,360
Speaker 3: I'm helping you show us some of these dicks.

1692
01:18:09,360 --> 01:18:11,479
Speaker 2: Bye, guye bye, you want.

1693
01:18:11,320 --> 01:18:16,960
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1694
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:22,120
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1695
01:18:22,760 --> 01:18:27,760
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1696
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1697
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1698
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1699
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