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Speaker 1: Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the morning show.

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Speaker 2: Also, we're going to talk about Scary's couch. It happened.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, it's a sofa. It is a sofa, not

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Speaker 3: a couch. Okay, you want to get into that first

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Speaker 3: so everyone in the room can hear what happens.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess so. Well, I was. You know, you

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Speaker 2: said you sold it. Yeah, it's sold.

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Speaker 4: I'm moving and I'm getting rid of the damn thing.

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Speaker 4: It's had twenty years of service.

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Speaker 2: By the way, service twenty years I've had this thing.

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Speaker 4: But it was a very expensive piece, and that at

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Speaker 4: the time I splurged and I paid like four thousand,

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Speaker 4: five hundred dollars for you. That was like nineteen years ago,

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Speaker 4: and it was from a place called Design within Reach.

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Speaker 4: So I said, I'm not going to accept anything under

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Speaker 4: one thousand dollars for this couch.

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Speaker 2: But I put it up on some sites. I put

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Speaker 2: up no no, no, no, no no.

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Speaker 3: You said, originally you would accept nothing under twenty five

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Speaker 3: hundred dollars or something like that.

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Speaker 4: Originally, yes, looking of the twenty five hundred, but people

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Speaker 4: weren't off bring me anything more than two hundred dollars.

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Speaker 4: So I had to meet somewhere in the middle, right,

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Speaker 4: But so I was starting to get a little desperate.

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Speaker 4: But I did list it and it did sell eventually

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Speaker 4: for two thousand, five hundred dollars on a site called

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Speaker 4: cherish Wow.

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Speaker 3: Someone bought that. Yeah, you've been sitting on that couch

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Speaker 3: with your but it's a.

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Speaker 2: Real bung hole all over it. It's really talent.

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Speaker 4: They don't make leather the way they make it anymore.

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Speaker 4: I'm telling you, this thing would have been like eight

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Speaker 4: thousand dollars. I was brand new.

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Speaker 2: Well look when you say it down naked on that couch,

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Speaker 2: that was leather on leather anyway.

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Speaker 3: So so in page twenty five hundred dollars for that

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Speaker 3: old nasty couch that was all misshapen.

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Speaker 4: Somebody from Miami Beach actually bought it.

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Speaker 2: It's crazy. It so they're shipping it down here. Crazy.

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Speaker 4: They picked it up, they wrapped it up. They came

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Speaker 4: into my apartment on Wednesday. They wrapped it up in

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Speaker 4: a couple of blankets, and the and the and the

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Speaker 4: company that they paid to do all this. It was

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Speaker 4: all done in the background, okay, But then they took

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Speaker 4: half the money from me.

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Speaker 2: Because that's that's what you let me know.

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Speaker 3: Let me let you know something that happened in the background,

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Speaker 3: and some people here in this room, in this room,

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: This happened.

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Speaker 3: Alex had a friend at the zoo pretend to want

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Speaker 3: your couch and he was actually bidding and talking to you,

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Speaker 3: and we were going to buy your couch and then

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Speaker 3: give it away. Yeah, and then some and someone wasn't

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Speaker 3: that brilliant down here in South Florida decided that well

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Speaker 3: they would spend twenty five hundred dollars on that.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Ellen Greenberg for buying my sofa. But I'll

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Speaker 2: say this, I have questions. Wait a second, Hold on

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Speaker 2: a second.

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Speaker 4: I was going back and forth with somebody on one

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Speaker 4: of those sites.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that was Magoo from the zoo. Alex is a

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Speaker 2: good friend from the zoo. Well, let me tell you

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Speaker 2: he's cheap.

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Speaker 4: He's like, I'll give you eight hundred and I'm like, no, dude,

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Speaker 4: I said, I'm sorry, I can't.

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Speaker 3: Well, he was doing exactly what we told him to

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Speaker 3: do because I didn't think any would pay money for

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Speaker 3: that old piece of.

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Speaker 2: Fecal covered leather. I was going to years of butt dust.

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Speaker 2: I don't understand who wanted this. I'm telling you it

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Speaker 2: was not very used at all.

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Speaker 4: I was the only I live alone on pet free,

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Speaker 4: smoke free, no kids.

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Speaker 2: No, it barely got so. Yeah, my god, that's nasty. Alrighty,

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Speaker 2: that was us. That was us.

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Speaker 3: Can you imagine how fun that would be to come

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Speaker 3: in one day and announce we've got a couch to

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Speaker 3: give away and it's scary.

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Speaker 4: Was he the guy that said, my wife really wants

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Speaker 4: this as it's a beautiful piece of the.

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Speaker 3: Big Yes, he did a great job. Anyway, thank you

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Speaker 3: for trying. This reminds me of the Monkeys Monkeys Monkey.

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Speaker 2: Story, and Scary is the one who did that?

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Speaker 3: Well, hold on, have you guys heard the Monkeys Monkeys

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Speaker 3: Monkey Story? No?

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Speaker 2: I do, Yeah, I was here, Scary did it?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: You weren't?

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Speaker 4: You did it?

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Speaker 2: Greg? Greg did?

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Speaker 4: Ok?

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Speaker 1: Tell?

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Speaker 3: Okay, do you guys want to hear the monkeys?

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Speaker 2: Here's what happened.

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Speaker 4: So so, basically, I woke up one morning to a

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Speaker 4: bunch of phone calls asking about these Capucci and monkeys

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Speaker 4: Hire the monkeys still for sale, And I'm like, I said, no,

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Speaker 4: I said, what are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: Wrong numbers? Wrong number wrong number, over and over.

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Speaker 4: Now it's twelve twenty fifty calls come in in about

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Speaker 4: four hour span asking for these monkeys. And finally I said,

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Speaker 4: where are you seeing that there are monkeys for sale

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Speaker 4: at this phone number. Well, the Bergen Record has it listed,

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Speaker 4: and I went to go buy this newspaper. This was

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Speaker 4: at the time of newspapers. So I want to go

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Speaker 4: back in there and I want to buy it, and

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Speaker 4: I see my phone number. It says free monkeys. Everything

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Speaker 4: must go call this number. So first I'm up. First,

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Speaker 4: I'm like, wow, I can't believe there's a demand for monkeys.

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Speaker 4: They're illegal, I guess to have but but people want monkeys.

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Speaker 4: If you write in an ad I got free monkeys

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Speaker 4: for sale, I garant this.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't make sense. Free monkeys for sale.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, free monkeys or I'm giving away monkeys. And so

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Speaker 3: the headline for the ad was monkeys, monkeys, monkeys, monkeys, monkeys.

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Speaker 3: We got compuocha monkeys whatever you call us. Now you

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Speaker 3: can have one.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I called the number.

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Speaker 3: So they all called and we had actually we had

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Speaker 3: recorded some like voicemail recording from some of them, right.

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Speaker 4: So they left two phone numbers. One led to my apartment.

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Speaker 4: The other led to a.

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Speaker 2: Voice hold on, I think I have some Yes, Oh god,

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Speaker 2: how old is this?

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Speaker 4: This is?

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Speaker 2: This is justifho. These are just messages for scary. You

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Speaker 2: have one hundred eighty four recorded yesterday.

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Speaker 5: I do a lot of smikey guys calling. I caught

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Speaker 5: the information about the monkeys and all kind of pets

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Speaker 5: that make or you know, any row of information. So

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Speaker 5: if you want to give me a callback, Yes, Hi,

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Speaker 5: I was calling about your ad in the paper for

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Speaker 5: the monkeys. If you could call me back and give

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Speaker 5: me some information about this called by the monkeys called back,

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Speaker 5: but I was wondering about the three monkeys. Can you

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Speaker 5: please give me a callback?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Hey, my name is Chip, my girl, and I are

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Speaker 2: huge animal lovers and I just wanted to call and

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Speaker 2: check out and see what was the deal with the monkeys.

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Speaker 5: Hi, John, and I'm calling about the animal.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Hi, my name is Bileen and I'm calling about.

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Speaker 4: The free monkey.

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Speaker 3: And it goes on and on, it goes on and

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Speaker 3: on and on, and I'm sure some of those people

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Speaker 3: were probably animal control officers of the law or something that.

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Speaker 2: I almost had to change my number because of that trick.

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Speaker 2: All right, that's funny.

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Speaker 3: And Garrett reminds me of a time where you had

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Speaker 3: this this graphic tea. Remember this, It was a T

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Speaker 3: shirt and you said, this man, no one on earth

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Speaker 3: has this graphic tea.

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Speaker 2: Remember this, Jarrett, you remember that? Yep.

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Speaker 1: And then we all found out where he bought it from.

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Speaker 1: So we bought the T shirt without him knowing, and

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Speaker 1: the day he wore it, we told him all right

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Speaker 1: where to work. The next day we all wore the

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Speaker 1: shirt and then when he took it off, we were like, oh,

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Speaker 1: look what I have.

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Speaker 2: We're scary. Yeah, you all had the shirt. Oh it

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Speaker 2: was the Regal Beagle.

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Speaker 3: It was a reference to the company of the bar

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Speaker 3: bar and we all had that scary, let's say for scary.

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Speaker 3: But back to the monkeys saying Nate's Nate hypothesis is

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Speaker 3: most of those people leaving those messages probably want to

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Speaker 3: eat the monkeys.

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Speaker 2: There had been one one person is going to eat

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Speaker 2: the monkey. I guess there had to be at least one,

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Speaker 2: or do something else to the monkey. Who even knows

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Speaker 2: what the hell