WEBVTT - Ep 315: Everything Is Better Butt Naked 0:00:01.740 --> 0:00:06.160 Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the 0:00:06.220 --> 0:00:11.590 show where we talk about what's obviously most critically, crucially important. 0:00:12.710 --> 0:00:14.030 Today on This Is Important. 0:00:14.890 --> 0:00:17.310 I let a dog lick my asshole on television. 0:00:17.630 --> 0:00:20.530 Come on! Please look at my asshole. 0:00:21.230 --> 0:00:23.200 Things are better when you do them butt naked if 0:00:23.250 --> 0:00:24.500 you have the guts to do it. 0:00:25.060 --> 0:00:25.640 Let's go! 0:00:28.260 --> 0:00:33.340 Let's go! Yeah! 0:00:33.420 --> 0:00:33.959 I wanna. 0:00:35.260 --> 0:00:35.940 Rock! Yeah! 0:00:36.000 --> 0:00:36.979 Kumbaya. 0:00:37.020 --> 0:00:40.520 That shit's important. Alright! 0:00:40.700 --> 0:00:40.980 Good. 0:00:41.120 --> 0:00:43.510 You're so stupid! I'm so excited! 0:00:43.670 --> 0:00:47.850 We're back, baby. 0:00:47.930 --> 0:00:49.730 What's up, my friends? 0:00:49.810 --> 0:00:51.830 Did you guys know we're feeling good as the walk-up 0:00:51.890 --> 0:00:53.870 song for Shohei Ohtani? 0:00:54.310 --> 0:00:56.850 Yes. I did know that, actually. I did know that. 0:00:57.150 --> 0:00:59.050 That's a cool walk-up song. 0:00:59.190 --> 0:01:01.350 It's one way to find out he's a fan of 0:01:01.370 --> 0:01:01.930 the podcast. 0:01:02.290 --> 0:01:03.730 God damn. 0:01:03.770 --> 0:01:06.250 That'd be sick if we found out Shohei Otani was 0:01:06.310 --> 0:01:07.510 a fan of the podcast. 0:01:07.810 --> 0:01:08.290 Oh, yeah. 0:01:08.310 --> 0:01:10.890 Because I don't know if he even speaks English. 0:01:11.030 --> 0:01:13.550 Well, that's kind of his claim. When he kind of 0:01:13.569 --> 0:01:17.550 got busted for gambling, he's like, I don't actually speak 0:01:17.610 --> 0:01:18.610 the language. 0:01:18.690 --> 0:01:21.810 Hey, in Japanese, that doesn't mean I'm cheating. 0:01:21.850 --> 0:01:25.130 Yeah, how do you say, I don't think so in Japanese? 0:01:25.569 --> 0:01:27.810 Do you know? Well, he knows, because that's what he speaks. 0:01:27.840 --> 0:01:28.030 Yeah. 0:01:28.060 --> 0:01:30.470 Oh, man! Goddamn! 0:01:31.670 --> 0:01:34.450 And I'm feeling good. 0:01:35.209 --> 0:01:37.930 I'm feeling good. 0:01:37.970 --> 0:01:39.690 Does he pick that song, or does somebody else? 0:01:39.730 --> 0:01:42.709 Yeah, apparently you pick it. You're the one who picks it. 0:01:42.770 --> 0:01:45.590 Oh, Buble is for sure international. 0:01:45.870 --> 0:01:48.030 You know, he's got like a. 0:01:48.230 --> 0:01:51.710 Yeah, he's got a crazy career in Asia, for sure. 0:01:51.930 --> 0:01:54.330 Oh, dude, you know he just goes like, cleans up. 0:01:54.380 --> 0:01:55.560 That's like, I heard. 0:01:56.080 --> 0:01:59.360 I heard Kenny G is, like, massive in China. 0:01:59.620 --> 0:02:00.760 Like, he's a god. 0:02:01.100 --> 0:02:01.500 Yeah, okay. 0:02:01.840 --> 0:02:03.880 Like, he just walks around with his dick out and 0:02:03.900 --> 0:02:04.680 they don't give a. 0:02:04.840 --> 0:02:05.500 Fuck, bro. 0:02:05.560 --> 0:02:06.410 Yeah, that's what you hear? 0:02:06.510 --> 0:02:06.710 Yeah. 0:02:06.890 --> 0:02:07.230 Yes. 0:02:07.470 --> 0:02:09.570 He got both clarinets out on stage. 0:02:09.610 --> 0:02:13.390 I saw, like, this clip of, like, who has the 0:02:13.550 --> 0:02:18.180 most sex by country. Maybe Todd can try to find this. 0:02:18.440 --> 0:02:20.380 But it was who has the most sex by country. 0:02:20.600 --> 0:02:21.700 It's just Kenny G. Okay. 0:02:22.380 --> 0:02:23.619 N-E-G in China. 0:02:23.700 --> 0:02:27.260 And Japan, they have sex like 27 times a year 0:02:27.280 --> 0:02:27.540 or something. 0:02:27.560 --> 0:02:28.320 The whole collective. 0:02:28.340 --> 0:02:30.620 It's such a. 0:02:30.680 --> 0:02:30.880 What? 0:02:31.000 --> 0:02:33.840 Is everybody hearing that? What's that? Bro, Adam, you were 0:02:33.870 --> 0:02:34.850 just on remit. 0:02:34.870 --> 0:02:37.070 You were just like, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. That 0:02:37.110 --> 0:02:39.630 was dope, dude. I hope that stays. Yeah. 0:02:39.650 --> 0:02:40.290 Kumbaya. 0:02:40.450 --> 0:02:42.070 I'm having a cool internet day. 0:02:43.030 --> 0:02:46.470 So you said Japan has sex 27 times per year? 0:02:47.010 --> 0:02:49.150 It was like kind of a low amount that you're like, 0:02:49.190 --> 0:02:52.950 that's not that... that great two times a month with 0:02:52.990 --> 0:02:54.250 a few extra times. 0:02:54.630 --> 0:02:55.650 So that's not high. 0:02:55.930 --> 0:02:56.130 Yeah. 0:02:56.330 --> 0:02:58.470 No. That's not good. 0:02:59.669 --> 0:03:03.950 Yeah, with little kids, that's pretty good. But then America 0:03:03.970 --> 0:03:04.450 was like. 0:03:04.470 --> 0:03:07.309 You want to rephrase that? No, not sex with little kids. No, 0:03:07.330 --> 0:03:10.089 he's saying sex when you have children. When you have 0:03:10.150 --> 0:03:10.630 little kids. 0:03:10.650 --> 0:03:13.630 Yeah, not... Yeah, is my internet... Am I chunking you? 0:03:13.660 --> 0:03:16.040 What's going on? Yeah, yeah, that's a good claim. Your Honor, 0:03:16.100 --> 0:03:16.959 I was chunking. 0:03:17.080 --> 0:03:18.000 I must be chunking. 0:03:19.350 --> 0:03:21.880 The internet was acting funny, dude. 0:03:21.960 --> 0:03:25.060 It wasn't me. That's life. 0:03:25.460 --> 0:03:29.419 But then it sounded like America was like 87 times 0:03:29.460 --> 0:03:31.240 a year. But then we were on the low end. 0:03:31.600 --> 0:03:34.120 And then you go to fucking places like Japan. 0:03:34.139 --> 0:03:34.720 Wait, wait, wait. 0:03:34.740 --> 0:03:36.840 Can we guess? Can we guess? What's high? 0:03:36.880 --> 0:03:39.400 Can we guess what's high? Sorry, Germany. And it was way, 0:03:39.480 --> 0:03:43.700 way higher. Todd, please try to find... The numbers. The numbers. 0:03:43.740 --> 0:03:44.800 Try to find the numbers. 0:03:44.860 --> 0:03:47.320 Who do you think is fucking the most? I feel 0:03:47.360 --> 0:03:49.900 like it's France, right? France is fucked. 0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:53.780 Maybe Thailand. Do you think France is fucking? Maybe Thailand. 0:03:53.860 --> 0:03:57.380 Yeah, I was going to say Indonesia or Nigeria must 0:03:57.420 --> 0:03:58.240 be fucking. 0:03:58.360 --> 0:03:59.380 I'm going to come. 0:03:59.420 --> 0:04:00.560 That's just what I imagined. 0:04:00.640 --> 0:04:04.590 Yes, it's hotter, which to me, when it's super hot... 0:04:04.810 --> 0:04:05.990 I don't know if I want to fuck it when 0:04:06.050 --> 0:04:07.130 it's that hot. 0:04:07.150 --> 0:04:07.350 Sure. 0:04:07.430 --> 0:04:12.140 When it's like stanky, swamp ass hot. But I also 0:04:12.180 --> 0:04:15.780 don't want to have sex when it's too cold either. 0:04:16.120 --> 0:04:17.159 I think that might be worse. 0:04:17.480 --> 0:04:20.320 Here's the thing is that swamp ass is like when 0:04:20.339 --> 0:04:22.370 you're somewhere where it's not that hot all the time. 0:04:23.250 --> 0:04:25.250 And then it is, you go, ooh, swamp ass. When 0:04:25.270 --> 0:04:27.690 it's hot all the time, you're just like, that's just ass. 0:04:28.690 --> 0:04:31.850 Ass just smells like that. Bare your face. 0:04:31.870 --> 0:04:35.520 So he couldn't find what I was talking about. 0:04:35.680 --> 0:04:36.600 Hot, hot, hot, hot. 0:04:36.760 --> 0:04:40.479 Todd did find which countries are the most promiscuous. 0:04:41.200 --> 0:04:43.100 Oh, promiscuous girl. 0:04:43.180 --> 0:04:45.039 Chewing. Club banger. 0:04:45.060 --> 0:04:49.100 Promiscuous. What's the... Okay. And who is? 0:04:49.180 --> 0:04:49.700 What do we got? 0:04:49.760 --> 0:04:51.409 Or should we guess? I haven't opened the chat yet. 0:04:51.420 --> 0:04:52.600 Like Steve Nash? 0:04:52.640 --> 0:04:54.380 Yeah. Take a guess. We've all been there. 0:04:54.400 --> 0:04:54.479 Um. 0:04:57.690 --> 0:04:59.979 Which I think Blake's been to two countries, so this 0:05:00.020 --> 0:05:01.290 really narrows it down for him. 0:05:01.300 --> 0:05:03.860 Yeah, holy shit, dude. I think I should be able 0:05:03.880 --> 0:05:04.520 to guess. 0:05:04.540 --> 0:05:08.839 It's got to be either Canada or Australia. 0:05:11.450 --> 0:05:11.710 Yep. 0:05:11.890 --> 0:05:13.450 That's where you've been? It's Australia? 0:05:13.470 --> 0:05:15.350 I think those are the two places I've been in 0:05:15.390 --> 0:05:15.810 my life. 0:05:16.230 --> 0:05:16.890 Down under. 0:05:16.910 --> 0:05:19.450 Yes, Australia. And you've been to Mexico. You came to 0:05:19.470 --> 0:05:21.350 my wedding. I got married in Mexico. That is true. 0:05:21.410 --> 0:05:21.990 That is true. 0:05:22.010 --> 0:05:25.469 That's not shocking, I guess. That's not shocking about Australia. 0:05:25.710 --> 0:05:29.099 Australia is a crazy outback. It's a wild place to live. 0:05:29.120 --> 0:05:32.799 And the outback? You just drive out to the outback? 0:05:32.920 --> 0:05:35.040 Even the koalas got STDs. 0:05:35.300 --> 0:05:37.099 Oh, yeah. They be foxing, bro. 0:05:37.180 --> 0:05:39.040 They have chlamydia, right? That's the whole thing? 0:05:39.100 --> 0:05:40.440 I think so. Yeah, that's the thing. 0:05:40.600 --> 0:05:44.000 What is the science behind that? Is that a sexually 0:05:44.100 --> 0:05:45.380 transmitted chlamydia? 0:05:45.400 --> 0:05:45.979 Bend over. Yeah. 0:05:46.000 --> 0:05:48.190 They all just fucked each other and gave each other 0:05:48.200 --> 0:05:51.710 chlamydia and they're on like a giant island, essentially, and 0:05:51.750 --> 0:05:54.590 then they can't get off and they're just spreading. 0:05:54.630 --> 0:05:57.529 Can't get off. They figured out how to get off. 0:05:58.029 --> 0:05:58.289 Okay. 0:05:58.310 --> 0:06:04.000 Yes, points! That's a dad point right there. Very nice. 0:06:04.020 --> 0:06:07.200 Dude, I had maggots in my garbage today outside. Why? 0:06:07.460 --> 0:06:09.670 I don't know. Something was funky in there, but dude. 0:06:09.690 --> 0:06:12.150 Well, dude, I hate maggots. It's 120 degrees outside, so. 0:06:12.170 --> 0:06:12.770 That's true. 0:06:12.830 --> 0:06:14.450 All week was hot. Very hot. 0:06:14.510 --> 0:06:18.550 This is full-on dog days we're dealing with. Insanely hot. 0:06:18.610 --> 0:06:20.830 Nucky Grandma! You know, they weren't as gross as I 0:06:20.870 --> 0:06:22.420 remember them. Maggots? 0:06:22.740 --> 0:06:23.060 Yeah. 0:06:23.520 --> 0:06:25.020 Oh, I find them quite revolting. 0:06:25.180 --> 0:06:27.539 They were just kind of like little wriggly dudes. 0:06:27.580 --> 0:06:27.760 Yeah. 0:06:28.220 --> 0:06:28.800 When I. 0:06:28.839 --> 0:06:29.640 When you were brushing. 0:06:29.720 --> 0:06:33.900 In Charleston, when I pulled that comb out of that 0:06:34.220 --> 0:06:36.609 disgusting cup and then ran it through my hair and 0:06:36.650 --> 0:06:40.450 then found maggots in my hair, I found that pretty gross. 0:06:40.750 --> 0:06:41.909 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:06:41.930 --> 0:06:43.010 You're just saying like they aren't like. 0:06:43.029 --> 0:06:44.870 But you're also, you don't like swamp ass. I mean, 0:06:44.910 --> 0:06:45.310 come on. 0:06:45.350 --> 0:06:47.810 Yeah. Ted Durr lives for it, dude. 0:06:47.830 --> 0:06:47.909 Yeah. 0:06:49.580 --> 0:06:51.029 Do I make you horny, baby? 0:06:51.089 --> 0:06:53.550 They just didn't... I mean, I guess the last... Like, 0:06:53.589 --> 0:06:56.230 when you see him on, like, a dead animal, it's 0:06:56.250 --> 0:07:00.640 gnarly because you're like, you guys enjoying that? When you're 0:07:00.660 --> 0:07:02.900 eating garbage, you're like, yeah, I guess I was just 0:07:03.000 --> 0:07:05.599 eating that. So I guess I get where you're coming from. 0:07:05.640 --> 0:07:09.220 But they didn't seem as gnarly. Yeah. They were like L.A. maggots. 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:11.870 They were just kind of like cool about things. 0:07:12.350 --> 0:07:13.430 Not slimy. 0:07:13.490 --> 0:07:15.630 Laid back. Super liberal. 0:07:15.650 --> 0:07:16.850 Oh, that's cool. 0:07:17.010 --> 0:07:17.390 Yeah. 0:07:17.410 --> 0:07:17.989 That's cool. 0:07:18.210 --> 0:07:19.630 Knew all the talking points, though. 0:07:19.830 --> 0:07:20.510 Progressive. 0:07:20.750 --> 0:07:21.010 Yeah. 0:07:21.070 --> 0:07:21.989 I like that, dude. 0:07:22.230 --> 0:07:24.190 They weren't just like, I'm just here marching. And then 0:07:24.210 --> 0:07:26.240 when someone says why, they don't know. They knew. 0:07:26.750 --> 0:07:30.080 They knew. They knew. Who they voted for. If we're 0:07:30.100 --> 0:07:31.280 getting polycharged right now. 0:07:32.040 --> 0:07:33.220 Oh, God. Here we go. 0:07:33.420 --> 0:07:34.340 Dude, I joined this. 0:07:35.180 --> 0:07:38.850 You know, I live in kind of a fancy highfalutin area. 0:07:38.870 --> 0:07:41.270 And... Enclave. 0:07:41.330 --> 0:07:42.750 They call that an enclave. 0:07:42.890 --> 0:07:47.290 It's a rich enclave. And it's falutin. And the falutin 0:07:47.330 --> 0:07:48.530 is high around here. 0:07:49.210 --> 0:07:52.650 And so I joined this, like, club because it has, like, 0:07:52.680 --> 0:07:55.240 a nice pool that my son can, like, swim at 0:07:55.680 --> 0:07:56.200 all the time. 0:07:56.240 --> 0:07:57.600 And I was like, yeah, this could be cool. 0:07:57.620 --> 0:07:58.200 That's how I roll. 0:07:58.560 --> 0:07:58.640 Um. 0:07:59.210 --> 0:08:01.070 And so they have a nice gym and I'm working 0:08:01.110 --> 0:08:03.210 out at the gym and this guy comes up and 0:08:03.240 --> 0:08:08.040 he's talking to me and, uh, and he dropped, uh, 0:08:08.100 --> 0:08:10.640 that my neighbor, he like knows where I live, which. 0:08:10.560 --> 0:08:12.440 Was off putting. But he was like. 0:08:12.600 --> 0:08:13.400 It's a small enclave. 0:08:13.420 --> 0:08:15.940 He was like, yeah, your neighbor's trying to sell his 0:08:15.980 --> 0:08:18.850 house for a crazy amount of money that he probably 0:08:18.880 --> 0:08:19.230 won't get. 0:08:19.490 --> 0:08:22.170 But he was like, you know, he's kind of a 0:08:22.310 --> 0:08:23.870 fucking libtard. Did you know that? 0:08:24.210 --> 0:08:24.770 Right. 0:08:24.850 --> 0:08:26.030 And he dropped libtard? 0:08:26.070 --> 0:08:26.530 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:08:26.550 --> 0:08:29.010 For real? With the hard T. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:08:29.050 --> 0:08:32.890 Like, with an actual... Like, actually said it. I've only 0:08:32.929 --> 0:08:34.910 ever heard it as a joke thing. 0:08:35.250 --> 0:08:39.170 Or, like, written out. Not really coming out of someone's mouth. 0:08:39.350 --> 0:08:41.030 Yes, or I've read it. I don't know if. 0:08:41.030 --> 0:08:42.700 You mean like in a meme? 0:08:42.720 --> 0:08:46.040 Yeah, like in comments and like on x.com. 0:08:46.080 --> 0:08:46.360 Yeah. 0:08:46.380 --> 0:08:49.620 Oh, sure, sure, sure. Yeah, I'm saying IRL, Blake, to 0:08:49.640 --> 0:08:51.920 speak your language. Yes, thank you. I'm saying IRL. 0:08:52.140 --> 0:08:53.100 Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. 0:08:53.179 --> 0:08:55.179 Yes, in real life. Okay. 0:08:55.400 --> 0:08:58.150 And it was so weird to me that he doesn't 0:08:58.190 --> 0:09:01.470 think I'm a libtard, which like a Hollywood actor coming 0:09:01.510 --> 0:09:04.350 in this enclave, this highfalutin enclave. 0:09:04.370 --> 0:09:05.750 I must have been given. 0:09:06.590 --> 0:09:10.490 Was I wearing a camouflaged hat? Maybe that was giving... Exactly. 0:09:10.530 --> 0:09:11.790 You give really blue. 0:09:11.820 --> 0:09:12.820 And double pierced ears? 0:09:13.200 --> 0:09:16.859 You give blue comedy or blue collar tour vibes. That's 0:09:16.900 --> 0:09:20.590 kind of your comedy wheelhouse, I feel. Feels like you're 0:09:20.630 --> 0:09:23.550 like Jeff Foxworthy adjacent. I give blue collar. 0:09:24.070 --> 0:09:24.330 Yeah. 0:09:24.510 --> 0:09:27.370 Well, what's your hat? Your hat's like a hunting hat, right? 0:09:27.390 --> 0:09:28.550 What is that? 0:09:28.870 --> 0:09:30.530 It's like from the local saloon. 0:09:30.600 --> 0:09:33.900 It's just a saloon nearby, and they have a cool 0:09:33.940 --> 0:09:34.560 camo hat. 0:09:34.580 --> 0:09:36.700 Camo hats are really on trend right now. 0:09:36.860 --> 0:09:39.740 That's a local saloon near you that has that poser-ass 0:09:39.760 --> 0:09:43.340 hunter hat? No, it's not poser-ass. It's fucking cool. Well, 0:09:43.360 --> 0:09:45.730 what does it say? All I see is real camo 0:09:45.750 --> 0:09:46.040 and then blue. 0:09:46.120 --> 0:09:48.700 It says Balboa Saloon. Get her done. 0:09:48.960 --> 0:09:49.620 Great bar. 0:09:49.940 --> 0:09:53.200 Great bar. Great bar. They've got good merch, too. 0:09:53.750 --> 0:09:56.630 Yeah, and do they have the, what's the eggs in 0:09:56.670 --> 0:09:57.110 the jar? 0:09:57.270 --> 0:09:59.070 They do. What is it again? 0:09:59.230 --> 0:09:59.730 Pickled eggs? 0:09:59.900 --> 0:10:04.800 Pickled eggs. Pickled eggs, dude. So underrated. I love a 0:10:04.840 --> 0:10:05.400 pickled egg. 0:10:05.460 --> 0:10:08.360 Dude, what I... I also like them, but I'm like, 0:10:08.460 --> 0:10:11.020 what an insane thing to have in a bar. 0:10:11.040 --> 0:10:14.250 Okay. Because... Where did it start? 0:10:14.330 --> 0:10:14.690 Pirates? 0:10:15.210 --> 0:10:18.650 Because the fart game inside of a bar. 0:10:19.050 --> 0:10:19.990 And maybe that was the bit. 0:10:20.510 --> 0:10:23.870 Now, the Balboa Saloon, if we're talking about this specific bar, 0:10:24.370 --> 0:10:25.350 the ceilings are high. 0:10:26.050 --> 0:10:27.190 It's like 20 feet ceilings. 0:10:27.750 --> 0:10:31.200 So farts can dissipate pretty easily. 0:10:31.540 --> 0:10:32.240 They can carry. 0:10:32.420 --> 0:10:35.699 But if you're in a low slung bar and the 0:10:35.860 --> 0:10:40.420 roof is only like 10 feet high and you're dishing out. 0:10:40.580 --> 0:10:43.309 Pickled eggs, that is foul. 0:10:43.470 --> 0:10:43.590 Yeah. 0:10:45.520 --> 0:10:47.240 That is absolutely foul. 0:10:47.440 --> 0:10:50.330 Well, if you own a bar like that, if you 0:10:50.370 --> 0:10:52.550 own a bar like that, you shouldn't have pickled eggs 0:10:52.630 --> 0:10:53.050 on deck. 0:10:53.410 --> 0:10:54.550 You should have just probably like. 0:10:54.570 --> 0:10:56.469 Oh, Blake Anderson's in charge of everybody now. 0:10:56.870 --> 0:10:59.110 You should probably just have like Febreze or something. 0:10:59.130 --> 0:10:59.530 Uh-huh. 0:10:59.570 --> 0:11:01.070 Something that will freshen the air. 0:11:01.190 --> 0:11:02.730 That's when you know it's a good bar. When you 0:11:02.770 --> 0:11:07.120 go in and there's just some dude spraying Febreze. Dude, 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:10.330 right out the gate. Wait, we got a customer. Oh, 0:11:10.390 --> 0:11:11.189 my God. 0:11:11.210 --> 0:11:12.570 Get that Febreze. 0:11:12.730 --> 0:11:13.530 What can I get you? 0:11:13.610 --> 0:11:16.630 So, Isaac's doing some work in the chat, and he's saying, 0:11:16.670 --> 0:11:19.729 Pickle Eggs became a staple bar and pub snack in 0:11:19.770 --> 0:11:23.630 the 19th century, evolving from general food preservation practices that 0:11:23.710 --> 0:11:26.580 date back to the 17th century Europe. 0:11:27.100 --> 0:11:29.460 Oh, damn. Damn, okay. Get them, Europe. 0:11:29.500 --> 0:11:32.000 Sounds like some libtard shit to me. 0:11:32.020 --> 0:11:35.420 Yeah, it really does. I'm pissed now. Dang. 0:11:35.480 --> 0:11:40.470 You're telling me from Europe? Okay, interesting, interesting. Um... Thanks, Isaac. 0:11:43.130 --> 0:11:45.870 This segment is brought to you by Slice, the full-flavored, 0:11:45.990 --> 0:11:49.979 full-carbonated soda with good-for-the-gut benefits. 0:11:50.400 --> 0:11:53.479 Yeah, we've got another listener right in this week. Hey, guys, 0:11:54.179 --> 0:11:57.780 this past weekend, I went to my neighbor's barbecue and 0:11:58.059 --> 0:12:02.829 spent a solid two hours passionately breaking down our lawn 0:12:02.880 --> 0:12:06.830 care routines. What's wrong with me? Am I even fun anymore? 0:12:07.190 --> 0:12:09.410 No, dude, I get it. I get it. I watched 0:12:09.429 --> 0:12:13.280 like a 40-minute video on gardening last week. And guess what? 0:12:13.840 --> 0:12:17.870 I don't even garden, dude. If you are having fun, 0:12:17.950 --> 0:12:18.530 do you. 0:12:18.550 --> 0:12:20.350 Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no. 0:12:20.410 --> 0:12:23.329 Time out. That is too much adulting, guys. 0:12:23.350 --> 0:12:25.950 What? You guys both need. 0:12:27.330 --> 0:12:29.050 A slice break. 0:12:29.550 --> 0:12:32.120 Honestly, I was hoping that was your solution. You know, 0:12:32.300 --> 0:12:35.580 it's good stuff, and it's good for my gut. 0:12:35.980 --> 0:12:39.770 I'll take it. If I got to get pre-, pro-, 0:12:39.800 --> 0:12:42.980 and postbiotics, I think I'd rather get it from soda. 0:12:43.690 --> 0:12:48.750 Amen, brother. Blake, you make that look so good, dude. 0:12:49.170 --> 0:12:49.880 Give me a sip. 0:12:50.380 --> 0:12:52.679 I wish I had one. Here, take some. Sip it 0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:55.199 through the phone. Hey, give me a little. Sip it 0:12:55.220 --> 0:13:00.000 through the phone. Thank you. Thanks, buddy. Okay, do you 0:13:00.020 --> 0:13:00.780 feel better now? 0:13:01.380 --> 0:13:04.030 A little more fun than a two-hour conversation about mowing 0:13:04.070 --> 0:13:04.630 your lawn? 0:13:06.290 --> 0:13:09.510 Slice. A better soda for fun's sake. 0:13:16.640 --> 0:13:18.300 So where'd you go from there were you kind of 0:13:18.370 --> 0:13:21.550 like after the dude dropped the hard libtard were you 0:13:21.590 --> 0:13:24.790 guys like yeah yeah i get it like did you 0:13:24.830 --> 0:13:27.150 kind of start to play it off like you were 0:13:27.450 --> 0:13:29.240 you were on their side like he's such a cuck 0:13:29.400 --> 0:13:33.340 dude i agree uh yeah i was like snowflake bitch 0:13:33.640 --> 0:13:37.200 yeah just a little pile on bitch yeah yeah yeah 0:13:37.450 --> 0:13:40.430 um I'm going to go use the men's bathroom. 0:13:40.450 --> 0:13:41.209 That's right. 0:13:41.390 --> 0:13:41.670 Yeah. 0:13:42.030 --> 0:13:44.840 And it better say men's. It better not say all genders. 0:13:45.080 --> 0:13:45.540 Yeah. 0:13:45.620 --> 0:13:46.700 Goddamn bathroom. 0:13:46.760 --> 0:13:46.880 Yeah. 0:13:46.900 --> 0:13:50.480 I really leaned into it. Good dude. I like that. No, 0:13:50.580 --> 0:13:53.340 I don't. I think I just like uncomfortably laughed. 0:13:53.880 --> 0:13:55.650 It's one of those things that you have all kinds 0:13:55.690 --> 0:13:57.929 of stuff that you're, You think you were going to 0:13:57.960 --> 0:14:01.020 be like, I don't find that funny. 0:14:01.280 --> 0:14:03.640 Or, oh, I'm actually a libtard myself. 0:14:03.780 --> 0:14:08.140 I'm a bit of a, I'm a bit libtarded. 0:14:08.540 --> 0:14:12.720 People have said I put the tard in libtard. That 0:14:12.740 --> 0:14:16.680 might actually work with him. He'd go, that's good. That's funny. Clever. Yeah, yeah. 0:14:16.700 --> 0:14:18.760 I wish I would have said something really clever like that. 0:14:18.860 --> 0:14:20.540 But instead, I just went, yeah. 0:14:21.040 --> 0:14:21.580 Yeah. 0:14:21.620 --> 0:14:22.000 Yeah. 0:14:22.510 --> 0:14:22.790 Yeah. 0:14:22.850 --> 0:14:23.710 He's bad. 0:14:23.950 --> 0:14:24.390 Yeah. 0:14:24.510 --> 0:14:27.470 Well, better get back to my Bulgarian squats. 0:14:28.050 --> 0:14:28.470 All right. 0:14:28.530 --> 0:14:30.750 Whites only. See you at the meeting. 0:14:30.790 --> 0:14:33.630 Better get back to my split squats. What makes the 0:14:33.670 --> 0:14:37.600 squats so Bulgarian? What's so Bulgarian about it? You know 0:14:37.660 --> 0:14:40.860 what a Bulgarian squat is? Split squat? I do not 0:14:40.920 --> 0:14:41.820 know what that is. 0:14:42.020 --> 0:14:42.960 With that booty? 0:14:43.000 --> 0:14:45.380 It's literally just a split squat. I don't know why 0:14:45.420 --> 0:14:46.640 they call them Bulgarian. 0:14:46.740 --> 0:14:48.160 Well, the Bulgarians must have started it. 0:14:48.160 --> 0:14:49.540 Yeah, they started it, I guess. 0:14:49.780 --> 0:14:52.119 Like, it's like a Romanian deadlift, isn't it? 0:14:52.370 --> 0:14:56.870 Dude, I mean, my goal is to, now that we're 0:14:57.410 --> 0:15:01.500 pitching this out, Bulgarian, Romanian, is there a way that 0:15:01.740 --> 0:15:04.080 I can come up with a workout move that has 0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:06.540 not really been done? And then all of a sudden 0:15:06.580 --> 0:15:09.140 it catches on and people are like, oh, in 20 0:15:09.140 --> 0:15:10.800 years they're like, oh, are you doing the divine? 0:15:11.990 --> 0:15:13.850 Are you doing the divine to get that booty pop? 0:15:14.310 --> 0:15:16.010 I feel like it's got to be where you're from. 0:15:16.050 --> 0:15:19.950 So it's like USA … Shoulder press. No. If it's mine, 0:15:19.970 --> 0:15:22.380 there's an Arnold press. There's an Arnold press. 0:15:22.390 --> 0:15:25.440 There's like the Smith machine. There's an Arnold press. The 0:15:25.500 --> 0:15:27.880 Smith machine is like the bench on like the rails 0:15:27.920 --> 0:15:29.320 or whatever. That's just a guy. 0:15:29.380 --> 0:15:29.960 That's a guy. 0:15:29.980 --> 0:15:31.120 Who came up with it. Yeah. 0:15:31.240 --> 0:15:32.360 Really? Yeah. 0:15:32.600 --> 0:15:34.150 Arnold press is the move, by the way. 0:15:34.160 --> 0:15:37.320 What's an Arnold press? Arnold press is when... Look at. 0:15:37.340 --> 0:15:39.000 Adam's putting the mic down. 0:15:39.040 --> 0:15:42.420 Hey, ladies. Ladies, this episode's for you. Here we go, Mr. 0:15:42.540 --> 0:15:43.000 Universe. 0:15:43.180 --> 0:15:47.530 Hold up. Oh, God damn. Well, obviously I've never done that. 0:15:47.590 --> 0:15:48.870 I was hoping it was going to be like. 0:15:49.130 --> 0:15:51.170 And Adam, when you do that, your face always gets 0:15:51.200 --> 0:15:53.280 a little smaller? Yeah, you really. 0:15:53.400 --> 0:15:56.400 Like, you were kind of like... Were you visualizing weight 0:15:56.420 --> 0:15:58.560 in your hands? You don't even need barbells. 0:15:58.580 --> 0:16:02.160 To get a body like this, Blake, it's always about... One, 0:16:02.180 --> 0:16:04.990 it's about muscle confusion. The muscles have to be fucking 0:16:05.020 --> 0:16:06.690 confused as to what you're doing next. 0:16:06.710 --> 0:16:07.510 Who cares? 0:16:07.790 --> 0:16:11.730 And then it's the mind-muscle connection. You have to only 0:16:11.810 --> 0:16:15.480 be thinking about the muscles contracting, okay? Let go of 0:16:15.520 --> 0:16:19.240 that other bullshit in your fucking life. When you enter 0:16:19.300 --> 0:16:23.590 the Iron Paradise, when you step through those golden gates. 0:16:23.630 --> 0:16:25.850 I'm beating off now. I'm beating off. You let all 0:16:25.890 --> 0:16:27.470 the bullshit go away. 0:16:27.530 --> 0:16:31.490 You fucking strap into that machine and you fucking lift, baby. 0:16:31.630 --> 0:16:35.530 I don't care. You think about nothing. But your muscles contracting, 0:16:35.610 --> 0:16:37.630 getting stronger, getting beefy. 0:16:37.690 --> 0:16:38.650 When is he going to stop? 0:16:39.330 --> 0:16:41.590 Dude, you got to leave it all at the door. 0:16:42.050 --> 0:16:44.840 That fight you just had with your wife. Leave it 0:16:44.940 --> 0:16:45.920 at the door. 0:16:46.080 --> 0:16:49.220 Leave it at the door. 0:16:49.240 --> 0:16:49.500 Oh, boy. 0:16:49.520 --> 0:16:50.740 There he goes again. 0:16:50.760 --> 0:16:51.880 We're lifting now. 0:16:52.080 --> 0:16:53.940 That nine to five. What would you name your gym 0:16:54.020 --> 0:16:54.760 if you had a gym? 0:16:55.180 --> 0:16:55.720 Oh, come on. 0:16:56.830 --> 0:16:59.090 Because you called it like Iron Paradise or whatever. I 0:16:59.130 --> 0:17:00.630 think that's the rock. 0:17:00.930 --> 0:17:02.190 That was the rocks thing. 0:17:02.230 --> 0:17:02.690 Yeah, yeah. 0:17:02.730 --> 0:17:03.630 So what would yours be? 0:17:04.670 --> 0:17:09.930 Naked Grandma! It would have to be something like Demamp Camp. Yeah. 0:17:10.010 --> 0:17:10.350 You know. 0:17:10.450 --> 0:17:12.130 What's the Garden of Eden? 0:17:12.950 --> 0:17:13.970 Oh, that's kind of cool. 0:17:14.010 --> 0:17:15.590 Or Adam, I don't know. 0:17:15.690 --> 0:17:18.430 Adam's Garden of Eden? Yeah. Now, that sounds like a 0:17:18.470 --> 0:17:20.210 place where you, like, get jerked off. 0:17:23.150 --> 0:17:26.270 It does. If it's just Adam's Garden of Eating, and 0:17:26.330 --> 0:17:28.090 it's just a fucking... Oh, that's kind of cool. 0:17:28.109 --> 0:17:29.080 It's just a beer garden. 0:17:29.119 --> 0:17:29.880 It's just a kitchen. 0:17:29.890 --> 0:17:30.520 Garden of Eden? 0:17:31.040 --> 0:17:32.080 Dude, it's just a. 0:17:32.040 --> 0:17:34.570 Beer garden with like really tasty pretzels and shit. 0:17:34.590 --> 0:17:36.869 You can work out or not. I'm going to be cooking. 0:17:37.090 --> 0:17:41.149 Now, do you think there is a place in America, worldwide, 0:17:41.170 --> 0:17:43.570 you know it exists, but there is a place where 0:17:43.590 --> 0:17:46.030 you can get a massage and get a happy ending 0:17:46.910 --> 0:17:48.670 at a gymnasium, at a gym? 0:17:49.330 --> 0:17:50.410 Oh, every gay gym. 0:17:50.710 --> 0:17:53.670 Every gay gym. Oh, there we go. Is that real? 0:17:53.690 --> 0:17:56.109 Yeah, remember Kev used to go to the Crunch and 0:17:56.150 --> 0:17:58.610 he was like, I had to quit because I'd go 0:17:58.650 --> 0:18:01.700 to take a sauna after working out And it would 0:18:01.780 --> 0:18:05.280 just be guys asking me for head or if I 0:18:05.320 --> 0:18:05.679 wanted it. 0:18:05.680 --> 0:18:06.720 Oh, he had to quit. 0:18:06.720 --> 0:18:10.280 69, dudes! And he was like, and after a while, 0:18:11.119 --> 0:18:15.560 after like five or six blowjobs, I had to call him. 0:18:15.580 --> 0:18:16.540 And I gotta go. 0:18:16.560 --> 0:18:17.940 I gotta go. 0:18:17.980 --> 0:18:20.500 Hey, I didn't want a jaw workout. 0:18:20.560 --> 0:18:21.460 What are we doing here? 0:18:21.500 --> 0:18:25.420 Yeah, come on. This ain't the hell of it. Yes, points! 0:18:26.240 --> 0:18:30.219 I think that he was like, this is like, every time. 0:18:30.300 --> 0:18:32.800 This is, uh, Too gay. That seems rad, though. 0:18:32.880 --> 0:18:35.380 As long as it stays there, we're all good, dude. 0:18:35.400 --> 0:18:35.679 Oh, yeah. 0:18:35.700 --> 0:18:36.200 It's great. 0:18:36.220 --> 0:18:38.379 It's the comedown. It's great. 0:18:38.460 --> 0:18:40.440 And you could get a protein shot out of it. 0:18:40.500 --> 0:18:41.220 It's a whatdown? 0:18:41.520 --> 0:18:42.590 Okay. Come on, bro. 0:18:42.740 --> 0:18:45.270 It's a whatdown. Immunity boost. Hello. 0:18:46.670 --> 0:18:49.810 I feel I'm having my, because this club, part of 0:18:49.869 --> 0:18:52.870 the amenities is like the men's clubhouse. 0:18:52.910 --> 0:18:53.830 You can say country club. 0:18:53.910 --> 0:18:54.990 And the women's. 0:18:55.109 --> 0:18:57.190 Well, it's not really a country. It's like a bay 0:18:57.230 --> 0:18:59.649 club because it's not. It is a country club, but 0:18:59.670 --> 0:19:03.830 there's no golf. So it's water sports. 0:19:03.980 --> 0:19:04.530 Thank God. 0:19:04.590 --> 0:19:05.770 Is it a yacht club? 0:19:06.210 --> 0:19:06.530 Yes. 0:19:06.930 --> 0:19:09.190 Yeah, essentially. This is a social club? Yeah, it's a 0:19:09.190 --> 0:19:11.470 social club. And it's a... Mr. 0:19:11.530 --> 0:19:13.820 Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Okay, here we go. 0:19:13.840 --> 0:19:14.740 Totally blue collar comedy. 0:19:14.780 --> 0:19:16.560 I got your lip tarred, bro. Get her done. 0:19:16.580 --> 0:19:17.080 What the hell? 0:19:17.359 --> 0:19:17.879 Friendship. 0:19:18.100 --> 0:19:22.600 But it's my first really experience with sauna and steam 0:19:22.619 --> 0:19:25.130 room and that culture. 0:19:25.890 --> 0:19:28.210 And there are- We just covered that. 0:19:30.119 --> 0:19:36.540 There are really old, rich men that just refuse to 0:19:36.600 --> 0:19:37.780 put the towel around their waist. 0:19:38.200 --> 0:19:42.140 Oh, come on. They're just dicks out in their little slides. 0:19:42.310 --> 0:19:44.090 This is how they got where they are. Yeah. 0:19:44.109 --> 0:19:44.610 The whole way. 0:19:45.170 --> 0:19:47.950 But I will say it's a generational thing because everyone 0:19:48.250 --> 0:19:51.020 my age, because there's like the- older generation and then 0:19:51.040 --> 0:19:52.800 there's like the reason we joined the club is there's 0:19:52.820 --> 0:19:55.159 a lot of families with young kids so i was 0:19:55.180 --> 0:19:56.919 like oh you know it'd be nice to have bo 0:19:56.940 --> 0:19:58.700 to a place for him to go make some friends 0:19:59.260 --> 0:20:02.460 and uh but everyone our generation has a towel around 0:20:02.480 --> 0:20:06.030 their waist yeah or wearing like swim trunks or something 0:20:06.410 --> 0:20:09.510 But this old generation, they weren't afraid to let it flop. 0:20:09.690 --> 0:20:11.969 No, no. I mean, come on. 0:20:12.130 --> 0:20:15.170 It's the greatest generation. But the things feel so much 0:20:15.270 --> 0:20:17.780 better when you... Things feel so much better. 0:20:17.800 --> 0:20:20.020 It's not all those people are dead. The greatest generation, 0:20:20.100 --> 0:20:20.680 they're all dead. 0:20:20.700 --> 0:20:23.040 No, this is my greatest generation. The dudes who sit 0:20:23.080 --> 0:20:26.240 around butt naked in the sauna. Things are better when 0:20:26.260 --> 0:20:28.080 you do them butt naked if you have the guts 0:20:28.140 --> 0:20:28.540 to do it. 0:20:29.720 --> 0:20:30.639 What's better? Everything? 0:20:30.680 --> 0:20:33.910 What's better? Swimming in the pool. If you can skinny dip, 0:20:34.070 --> 0:20:34.390 it feels. 0:20:34.410 --> 0:20:35.879 I don't like it. It's all wiggly. 0:20:35.890 --> 0:20:38.300 It feels incredible. It does feel really good. 0:20:38.340 --> 0:20:40.480 Dude, have you ever just sat in your backyard and 0:20:40.880 --> 0:20:42.919 fucking just sunbathed butt naked? 0:20:43.660 --> 0:20:43.900 No. 0:20:44.359 --> 0:20:45.500 It feels great, dude. 0:20:45.540 --> 0:20:48.199 Yeah. And you know they say it's mad healthy to 0:20:48.240 --> 0:20:50.810 get sunshine like on your actual butthole. 0:20:51.550 --> 0:20:52.220 Like that's like a. 0:20:52.290 --> 0:20:53.010 They do. 0:20:52.990 --> 0:20:57.450 Say that, but you know who they is? Libtards? It's 0:20:57.490 --> 0:20:57.970 a libtard. 0:20:58.010 --> 0:21:00.830 No, actually... I don't think it is. I think it's 0:21:00.890 --> 0:21:01.770 off the grid tards. 0:21:01.950 --> 0:21:02.890 Off the grid tard, but. 0:21:04.320 --> 0:21:06.180 You know, the people who are like, well, the aliens 0:21:06.240 --> 0:21:08.640 told me if I drink a glass of my urine 0:21:08.700 --> 0:21:12.200 and shine some strobe lights on my asshole, I'm going 0:21:12.240 --> 0:21:12.919 to live to 98. 0:21:12.920 --> 0:21:13.520 That's true. 0:21:13.580 --> 0:21:16.460 There are like, there is like a specific guy that 0:21:16.480 --> 0:21:18.090 I see online, but I feel like I've seen it 0:21:18.200 --> 0:21:20.050 quite a bit on Instagram where there's like. 0:21:20.090 --> 0:21:21.150 You still follow Kyle? 0:21:21.170 --> 0:21:24.010 There's a movement of people who drink their own urine 0:21:24.070 --> 0:21:26.170 and say it's like, it's a good look. 0:21:26.270 --> 0:21:30.350 Yeah, it's perenium sunning. Perineum sunning is what they call it. 0:21:30.460 --> 0:21:32.889 Yeah. And what do they say the advantage of it is? 0:21:32.970 --> 0:21:35.850 A perineum sunning involves exposing the area of skin between 0:21:35.890 --> 0:21:38.359 the genitals and anus to the sunlight. 0:21:38.380 --> 0:21:40.439 So it's not even really your anus. 0:21:40.600 --> 0:21:41.320 This is the way. 0:21:41.460 --> 0:21:44.160 Or your genitals. It's the perineum. 0:21:44.890 --> 0:21:46.790 I always called it the gooch or the taint, but 0:21:46.990 --> 0:21:48.690 this is the fancy word for it. 0:21:48.790 --> 0:21:51.369 If you're hitting that area with sun, there's probably a 0:21:51.530 --> 0:21:55.899 pretty good chance that the actual b-hole is taken in. 0:21:55.900 --> 0:21:58.060 Well, it depends on how deep your b-hole is. My 0:21:58.100 --> 0:22:01.840 b-hole is down there, boy. That's true. That's true. It 0:22:01.859 --> 0:22:04.939 takes a while to get to yours. I do recall that. Yes, 0:22:05.109 --> 0:22:07.650 but I mean there's— Wait, why do you recall that? 0:22:08.380 --> 0:22:10.300 I've been on set with you where you've been butt 0:22:10.340 --> 0:22:13.740 naked and I have a memory of it that will 0:22:13.900 --> 0:22:17.000 not leave me. But I'm assuming you're getting a couple 0:22:17.080 --> 0:22:19.810 rays of sunshine on your actual hole. 0:22:19.830 --> 0:22:23.510 Yeah, I would assume. I assume. It does sound fun. 0:22:23.570 --> 0:22:27.730 But why are they saying that it has any advantage? Like, 0:22:27.770 --> 0:22:31.080 is it like kind of like a solar panel or something? 0:22:31.180 --> 0:22:34.000 How do they find out? How do they learn this 0:22:34.060 --> 0:22:35.400 is my question. 0:22:35.560 --> 0:22:39.940 That's why it's hard to refute these kind of claims because, like, 0:22:40.340 --> 0:22:40.770 I don't know. 0:22:41.510 --> 0:22:44.090 They say there's a long list of health and wellness benefits. 0:22:44.160 --> 0:22:46.830 The main one is the energy boost. 0:22:47.090 --> 0:22:49.590 That's what I'm saying. Maybe it's like our solar panel 0:22:49.650 --> 0:22:50.150 down there. 0:22:50.230 --> 0:22:54.290 Sunning can stop QI or life force energy leaking from 0:22:54.330 --> 0:22:54.890 the body. 0:22:55.010 --> 0:22:59.090 It's science. So they think it leaks from your asshole. 0:22:59.130 --> 0:22:59.710 He's leaking. 0:23:00.810 --> 0:23:01.750 He's leaking. 0:23:01.970 --> 0:23:04.510 That's the swamp ass of it all. So swamp ass 0:23:04.570 --> 0:23:06.590 is actually energy leaving the body. 0:23:06.670 --> 0:23:10.350 Several benefits, including improved sleep, Okay. Which, by the way, 0:23:10.369 --> 0:23:13.190 if you just get outside... for a while and you 0:23:13.250 --> 0:23:15.500 breathe some fresh air, you're going to sleep better that 0:23:15.540 --> 0:23:17.780 night than if you just stayed indoors all day long. 0:23:17.859 --> 0:23:20.980 So I don't... I think maybe just the going outside. 0:23:20.660 --> 0:23:23.159 Is what does it and not you standing in your 0:23:23.200 --> 0:23:27.150 backyard with your head at your ankles spreading your asshole 0:23:27.190 --> 0:23:27.690 to the sun. 0:23:27.730 --> 0:23:29.970 Then why don't you do that and we'll do everything else. 0:23:29.990 --> 0:23:30.810 It's science. 0:23:30.830 --> 0:23:31.710 I have to do this. 0:23:32.109 --> 0:23:32.850 I'm sorry. 0:23:32.950 --> 0:23:35.869 Wait, but is this because we used to walk around 0:23:35.970 --> 0:23:39.060 on all fours for however long? 0:23:39.619 --> 0:23:39.939 Yeah. 0:23:40.000 --> 0:23:40.880 Am I sounding like a lip? 0:23:41.520 --> 0:23:45.240 Yeah. You're getting a little weird on me, bud. Sorry. 0:23:45.320 --> 0:23:48.669 I'm talking about evolution. Who did you vote for? Why 0:23:48.730 --> 0:23:52.270 the butthole? How do we know that it needs the light? 0:23:52.350 --> 0:23:54.080 When did it ever get the light? If it never 0:23:54.130 --> 0:23:57.760 got the light, why do we... I don't understand. It's 0:23:57.820 --> 0:23:58.520 a lost art. 0:23:58.580 --> 0:24:00.780 It's like an ancient... ancient secret. 0:24:01.230 --> 0:24:03.679 I know, but my question is, if we're walking upright. 0:24:03.700 --> 0:24:05.720 It says it's rooted in Taoism. 0:24:06.000 --> 0:24:09.159 So Taoism is an ancient Chinese philosophy that believes humans 0:24:09.200 --> 0:24:10.680 should live in harmony. 0:24:10.359 --> 0:24:13.100 With Tao or the way. Yeah, I rock with that. 0:24:13.340 --> 0:24:14.820 I rock with that. That's my shit. 0:24:14.859 --> 0:24:19.970 So apparently that comes from sunlight has excellent germicidal and 0:24:20.050 --> 0:24:22.929 exposure to the sun will help heal or keep the 0:24:23.090 --> 0:24:26.250 anal and vaginal areas healthy and free of germs. 0:24:26.590 --> 0:24:26.869 Okay. 0:24:26.890 --> 0:24:30.330 So, yeah. I mean, I don't know, dude. I get 0:24:30.430 --> 0:24:34.359 acupuncture done like several times a month. And so I 0:24:34.420 --> 0:24:37.699 do believe in some of these ancient Chinese traditions. 0:24:37.720 --> 0:24:38.800 Oh, they're real, dude. 0:24:38.820 --> 0:24:40.960 So I might have looped back around and maybe I 0:24:41.000 --> 0:24:43.320 might be pointing my asshole to the sun later today. 0:24:43.340 --> 0:24:43.899 You should. 0:24:44.440 --> 0:24:44.939 You should. 0:24:44.960 --> 0:24:45.939 You should. 0:24:51.990 --> 0:24:55.180 Look, I'm not doubting that over thousands of years, people 0:24:55.220 --> 0:24:57.320 have cracked the code on a lot of stuff. I'm 0:24:57.380 --> 0:24:58.159 just wondering, like. 0:24:58.180 --> 0:24:59.340 I'm going to crack you. 0:24:59.560 --> 0:25:00.200 I bet you will. 0:25:00.680 --> 0:25:02.060 Go ahead, go ahead. You want a shot? 0:25:02.660 --> 0:25:06.580 I'm just like, how do we... What is the... Why 0:25:06.680 --> 0:25:08.500 does sunlight do this to that area? 0:25:09.460 --> 0:25:11.260 What do you mean? They want an energy boost? They 0:25:11.280 --> 0:25:14.400 want to feel a little better? People get really deep 0:25:14.460 --> 0:25:15.500 into wellness. 0:25:15.800 --> 0:25:18.460 I'm not saying why do it. I'm saying what is 0:25:18.480 --> 0:25:19.260 the mechanism? 0:25:19.400 --> 0:25:22.639 No, what's the science of it? I think maybe it's like... 0:25:22.460 --> 0:25:25.399 What do you mean mechanism? Since it's an area that is. 0:25:25.420 --> 0:25:28.150 This is where the sun don't shine, right? Correct. So 0:25:28.210 --> 0:25:29.930 maybe that's... We're talking about where the sun don't shine. 0:25:29.950 --> 0:25:30.210 Yes. 0:25:30.450 --> 0:25:32.990 And so what is it about the sun shining there 0:25:33.670 --> 0:25:37.419 that triggers these things that... talk that go into what 0:25:37.440 --> 0:25:39.530 you're talking about as far as like sleeping better and 0:25:39.550 --> 0:25:40.030 da da da da. 0:25:39.970 --> 0:25:41.770 Da i think it has something to do with like 0:25:41.810 --> 0:25:44.109 you know when you like cut like caffeine out of 0:25:44.150 --> 0:25:46.870 your diet for like a month no and then you 0:25:46.910 --> 0:25:51.790 go back on caffeine and then it it really jolts 0:25:51.850 --> 0:25:54.690 you up sure i think that maybe that's something like 0:25:54.710 --> 0:25:57.750 this since this area of your body doesn't get sun 0:25:57.810 --> 0:26:02.820 at all it completely absorbs the energy of, of, of raw. 0:26:03.300 --> 0:26:05.500 And it puts you, it puts you in a, in 0:26:05.520 --> 0:26:06.679 an energetic state. 0:26:07.359 --> 0:26:08.879 Interesting. Maybe it's a real wake up. 0:26:08.960 --> 0:26:11.159 So I think, I think that this should be the 0:26:11.220 --> 0:26:14.639 new thing then, because it is a, it is a 0:26:14.700 --> 0:26:17.400 viral thing to sun in your perineum. 0:26:17.740 --> 0:26:19.220 And if you do it, people take notice. 0:26:19.280 --> 0:26:21.070 If you post about it online, people are like, Oh 0:26:21.090 --> 0:26:24.550 my God, uh, fucking Blake Anderson is sending his asshole. 0:26:24.830 --> 0:26:26.409 Like right here, I guess in 2019, Josh Brolin posted, uh, 0:26:28.660 --> 0:26:31.970 a strong warning against the practice, writing, my pucker hole 0:26:32.030 --> 0:26:34.119 is crazy burned and I was going to spend the 0:26:34.160 --> 0:26:36.580 day shopping with my family and instead I'm icing and 0:26:36.660 --> 0:26:40.070 using aloe and burn creams because of the severity of 0:26:40.109 --> 0:26:40.590 the pain. 0:26:40.890 --> 0:26:41.830 Loose butthole. 0:26:41.850 --> 0:26:44.689 So apparently Josh Brolin, although he's funny, this might have 0:26:44.730 --> 0:26:48.430 been a bit, Josh Brolin is, he is sneaky funny, 0:26:48.730 --> 0:26:50.350 but he's saying to not do it. 0:26:50.359 --> 0:26:51.820 Is this Galactica himself? 0:26:51.980 --> 0:26:54.080 But I'm saying, you know how they do the ALS 0:26:54.359 --> 0:26:56.060 ice bucket challenge for ALS? 0:26:56.340 --> 0:26:57.460 Sure, of course. 0:26:57.740 --> 0:26:58.600 I don't. Go ahead. 0:26:58.960 --> 0:27:02.359 Well, someone else does that cares about people with ALS, but. 0:27:02.920 --> 0:27:03.980 Not me. Go ahead. 0:27:04.380 --> 0:27:05.639 We know you don't, but.... 0:27:07.010 --> 0:27:09.210 We need to pick a disease that isn't getting a 0:27:09.250 --> 0:27:14.150 ton of love, and we say, hey, sun your asshole 0:27:14.970 --> 0:27:16.070 for pediatric cancer. 0:27:16.790 --> 0:27:18.770 That's kind of tight. Or we pick a different disease 0:27:18.810 --> 0:27:20.230 that isn't children. Yeah. 0:27:21.170 --> 0:27:22.750 But you want it to be sunny. I think Chad 0:27:22.790 --> 0:27:26.060 and JT covered this pretty hardcore on their show or 0:27:26.080 --> 0:27:26.760 whatever they're doing. 0:27:27.119 --> 0:27:27.740 Oh, they did? 0:27:27.800 --> 0:27:29.400 They've been sunning their buttholes for a long time. 0:27:29.580 --> 0:27:32.600 Oh, this is important. Cruise legends? Come on, bro. 0:27:32.780 --> 0:27:32.899 Yeah. 0:27:33.000 --> 0:27:33.180 Oh. 0:27:33.560 --> 0:27:37.190 You know... Yeah, I think you're right, Adam. We could pick, 0:27:37.510 --> 0:27:41.610 what is it? Stiff person's disease? Let's jump on that. 0:27:41.630 --> 0:27:42.510 There we go. 0:27:42.930 --> 0:27:43.550 I liked it. 0:27:43.590 --> 0:27:47.410 And then it's like you plank for stiff person syndrome 0:27:47.430 --> 0:27:48.930 or something. With your butthole out? 0:27:48.950 --> 0:27:52.490 Yeah, you plank your asshole towards the sun for stiff 0:27:52.510 --> 0:27:53.830 person syndrome. 0:27:54.130 --> 0:27:56.170 I really think this is powerful. I'd love to go. 0:27:56.190 --> 0:27:58.590 Send all your pictures to Blake. He'll post them. 0:27:58.869 --> 0:28:01.710 I'd love to go live on Instagram. Slide in his 0:28:01.770 --> 0:28:03.270 DM with all of these photos. 0:28:03.730 --> 0:28:05.709 I hope it's not something I do and then I 0:28:05.770 --> 0:28:08.330 get sort of like I need it. I get like 0:28:08.369 --> 0:28:10.590 addicted to it and I'm doing it all the time. 0:28:10.630 --> 0:28:13.490 And if I don't do it, then my chemical balance 0:28:13.550 --> 0:28:14.929 is off. I don't want to have to. 0:28:14.930 --> 0:28:16.780 Do you have other examples of things like that in 0:28:16.800 --> 0:28:17.150 your life? 0:28:17.820 --> 0:28:20.900 Mostly just beer. Yeah. Got to do that. 0:28:21.100 --> 0:28:21.619 You're addicted. 0:28:22.460 --> 0:28:24.740 You are addicted to that. How many beers have you 0:28:24.780 --> 0:28:26.820 had today, Blake? It is 1 p.m. 0:28:27.740 --> 0:28:29.300 And it's hot out. Give him a break. 0:28:29.340 --> 0:28:31.240 Zero beers. You've had zero today? 0:28:32.170 --> 0:28:33.649 What are you talking about? 0:28:33.880 --> 0:28:34.130 Whoa. 0:28:34.600 --> 0:28:36.620 It's Monday morning, bro. 0:28:36.680 --> 0:28:38.680 I don't know, dude. I just was on a Zoom 0:28:38.720 --> 0:28:39.360 call with you. 0:28:39.860 --> 0:28:42.320 Hey, we got to start a company called Zero Beers. 0:28:42.340 --> 0:28:45.340 I'm weak. So when somebody asks, have you had any beers? 0:28:45.360 --> 0:28:48.880 You go, I've had zero beers. And then they're like, hey, cool, good. 0:28:49.020 --> 0:28:50.100 It's called Zero Beers, yeah. 0:28:50.120 --> 0:28:53.240 You got 30 cans of Zero Beers behind you. 0:28:53.320 --> 0:28:55.840 Honey, I've had zero beers. I've had zero beers. 0:28:56.080 --> 0:28:58.440 Have you been drinking? I've had zero beers. 0:28:58.480 --> 0:29:02.280 I've had zero beers. Okay, cool. I believe you? 0:29:02.300 --> 0:29:02.960 All right. 0:29:03.580 --> 0:29:06.219 Well, you seem weird. You might want to sun your 0:29:06.340 --> 0:29:10.239 asshole for 20 minutes. So you're addicted to drinking. You 0:29:10.260 --> 0:29:11.300 haven't drunk today yet. 0:29:12.680 --> 0:29:13.460 Yeah, no, I'm good. 0:29:13.580 --> 0:29:14.340 Yeah, that's it. 0:29:14.720 --> 0:29:18.640 I'm chilling. Are you going to drink today, Blake? No. 0:29:18.980 --> 0:29:20.120 What is the daily? 0:29:20.200 --> 0:29:22.110 Hey, Adam, get off his back. He's going to have 0:29:22.160 --> 0:29:22.900 zero beers. 0:29:23.460 --> 0:29:24.890 I'm getting radical. Well, I don't know. 0:29:24.970 --> 0:29:28.990 I mean, I'm addicted to caffeine, and there is not 0:29:29.030 --> 0:29:32.960 a day— I don't have 800 milligrams of caffeine. 0:29:33.040 --> 0:29:35.430 I suppose if we're being real, like something that I, 0:29:36.580 --> 0:29:38.340 have to have every day, I do have to drink 0:29:38.380 --> 0:29:39.100 a cup of coffee. 0:29:39.340 --> 0:29:43.480 But that to me becomes like habitual, right? Well, that's 0:29:43.500 --> 0:29:45.660 what I'm wondering if that's what I'm saying about this. 0:29:45.770 --> 0:29:48.729 It's like the best part of waking up is Folgers 0:29:48.770 --> 0:29:50.530 in your cup. It's just kind of what you do. 0:29:50.570 --> 0:29:53.590 But I'm talking about like when you guys used to 0:29:54.130 --> 0:29:56.930 cup stack. When I first met you. Sure. I'd come 0:29:56.990 --> 0:29:57.950 over and you guys would just. 0:29:58.130 --> 0:30:00.450 That wasn't my thing. That was Blake and Kyle's. They 0:30:00.470 --> 0:30:01.050 were Cupstack. 0:30:01.070 --> 0:30:02.580 Hey, if you don't want to claim it. 0:30:02.650 --> 0:30:04.860 Hey, by the way, I did do it. But I 0:30:04.900 --> 0:30:06.220 wouldn't say it was my thing. 0:30:06.460 --> 0:30:09.540 But you guys were really into it. 0:30:09.900 --> 0:30:11.780 Absolutely. I'll Cupstack right now. 0:30:11.860 --> 0:30:14.180 And I guess I'm saying, is there anything in your 0:30:14.220 --> 0:30:18.390 life like that right now? Are you really into it? 0:30:18.390 --> 0:30:21.110 You can say fatherhood. I'm addicted to being a dad. 0:30:21.150 --> 0:30:24.430 Tucking my kids in. I'm just being a good father. Yeah. 0:30:24.600 --> 0:30:27.560 It does, being a dad does sort of take all 0:30:27.580 --> 0:30:30.020 of the time for all of those other things. 0:30:30.440 --> 0:30:32.840 Like, I'd like to play Call of Duty. One game 0:30:32.880 --> 0:30:34.580 takes 10 minutes. Sure, sure. 0:30:34.820 --> 0:30:38.660 So, I just do it like a free-for-all game. But 0:30:39.040 --> 0:30:41.820 if you do more than one game, I feel an 0:30:41.880 --> 0:30:45.240 intense guilt. Like, if my son is around, and I've 0:30:45.360 --> 0:30:47.460 snuck away to go play this game. 0:30:47.500 --> 0:30:50.490 He's listening to the in-game chat. and he's in the room. 0:30:50.830 --> 0:30:52.230 You gotta involve him. 0:30:52.250 --> 0:30:54.650 No, I'm far away. I'm up in my office. He's 0:30:54.690 --> 0:30:55.110 not hearing it. 0:30:55.190 --> 0:30:56.050 Well, that's the thing. 0:30:56.580 --> 0:30:59.140 Adam, you gotta give it a little bit, but pretty soon, 0:30:59.200 --> 0:31:01.640 Bo's gonna be your guy. You guys are gonna be 0:31:01.700 --> 0:31:05.720 on a team going through the levels absolutely scraping fucking. 0:31:06.020 --> 0:31:10.230 That's gonna be the way you bond is in the battlefield. 0:31:10.330 --> 0:31:12.780 Or they go... Can you log off, Dad? 0:31:12.820 --> 0:31:15.680 What I'm saying is if my thing was cup stacking, 0:31:16.080 --> 0:31:19.460 I would feel pretty guilty sneaking off and cup stacking 0:31:19.540 --> 0:31:20.280 for a half hour. 0:31:20.300 --> 0:31:22.260 But what if it scratches an itch so that you're 0:31:22.320 --> 0:31:24.570 not flying off the handle later? You're like, I just 0:31:24.590 --> 0:31:25.870 need to do this for a half hour. 0:31:26.190 --> 0:31:26.870 Yeah. 0:31:27.130 --> 0:31:30.550 And then I'm ready to join the fam. Some people 0:31:30.570 --> 0:31:33.110 are like that with exercise. They're like, They got to 0:31:33.130 --> 0:31:35.250 get the exercise out of the way or their day 0:31:35.270 --> 0:31:36.490 is wrecked. 0:31:36.650 --> 0:31:37.240 That's how I am. 0:31:37.290 --> 0:31:39.290 I'm like, I have to work out every day. And 0:31:39.350 --> 0:31:41.570 Chloe hates it. She's like, I would just prefer you 0:31:41.590 --> 0:31:43.520 being a fat piece of shit and you're just here. 0:31:43.780 --> 0:31:45.989 But I'm like, it's just an hour and a half. 0:31:46.320 --> 0:31:49.700 Let me go freaking to my iron paradise. Let me 0:31:49.740 --> 0:31:52.020 go to the camp, baby. Yeah, you got to go 0:31:52.080 --> 0:31:54.940 sling some metal. I mean, I always, yeah, I got 0:31:54.960 --> 0:31:57.040 to do some form of sweating. I mean, if you 0:31:57.060 --> 0:31:59.850 were like, Kind of like when I was playing pickleball 0:31:59.890 --> 0:32:02.290 quite a bit, I started to feel pretty guilty because 0:32:02.510 --> 0:32:05.130 when you play pickleball, you play for like a couple hours. 0:32:05.670 --> 0:32:09.030 And it was like I was doing it like every day, 0:32:09.070 --> 0:32:13.120 and I felt pretty bad. This is the knock on 0:32:13.730 --> 0:32:16.140 libtards and regular tards. 0:32:16.380 --> 0:32:17.660 No, sir, I don't like it. 0:32:18.000 --> 0:32:20.820 This is the knock on people that... play golf too 0:32:20.860 --> 0:32:24.340 much and have families. I'm like, when they have young 0:32:24.380 --> 0:32:27.840 kids and they go golfing all the time, I'm like, oh, 0:32:27.900 --> 0:32:31.720 you are a bad dad. 0:32:31.740 --> 0:32:33.290 You might be a bad dad. 0:32:33.310 --> 0:32:34.850 We played catch when he got back, though. 0:32:35.200 --> 0:32:36.130 Yeah, absolutely. 0:32:36.350 --> 0:32:36.770 Sometimes. 0:32:36.790 --> 0:32:37.330 Yeah! 0:32:37.470 --> 0:32:40.030 Yeah, I'm like, if you play golf, it's one thing 0:32:40.050 --> 0:32:41.840 if you go golfing every once in a while and, 0:32:41.870 --> 0:32:44.250 you know, you like golf and it's a thing, but, like, 0:32:44.570 --> 0:32:48.110 some of these guys that we know are out golfing 0:32:48.890 --> 0:32:49.540 Five days a week. 0:32:49.580 --> 0:32:53.959 It's wild. And that takes, what, five, four, five, six hours? 0:32:54.320 --> 0:32:57.120 That's kind of my main gripe with the sport is 0:32:57.200 --> 0:32:59.200 it just takes a little bit too long. 0:32:59.580 --> 0:33:01.440 I just signed on to a golf trip with some 0:33:01.480 --> 0:33:02.900 homies down to Arizona. 0:33:02.940 --> 0:33:04.450 It'll be fun. That'll be really fun. 0:33:04.530 --> 0:33:06.510 I go, honey, it's four days. She goes, four days? 0:33:06.750 --> 0:33:08.140 Yeah, that's how long one game is. 0:33:08.170 --> 0:33:11.170 And I go, I don't know, is it worth going 0:33:11.230 --> 0:33:13.590 for one or two or three or four? Like, I 0:33:13.610 --> 0:33:13.870 don't know. 0:33:14.170 --> 0:33:16.590 Are you guys going to golf every day, all four days? 0:33:16.810 --> 0:33:19.110 It depends. I'm going to start hitting the driving range 0:33:19.370 --> 0:33:21.390 like once or twice a week before I go in 0:33:21.690 --> 0:33:22.250 a couple months. 0:33:22.610 --> 0:33:23.060 Gear up. 0:33:23.450 --> 0:33:26.200 And if I'm bad, I'm not going to keep playing 0:33:26.220 --> 0:33:26.860 because I hate it. 0:33:26.860 --> 0:33:29.200 I feel like maybe we should go out and just, 0:33:29.220 --> 0:33:30.300 you know, swing some clubs. 0:33:30.360 --> 0:33:32.680 I like how this is looped back around to maybe 0:33:32.720 --> 0:33:34.980 we ditch our families and go golfing a little bit. 0:33:35.060 --> 0:33:37.620 Yeah, we golf. We have zero beers on the course. 0:33:37.660 --> 0:33:38.680 We have a good old time. 0:33:38.700 --> 0:33:40.520 Come on. We have zero beers. We have a stack 0:33:40.740 --> 0:33:43.570 of zero beers. Come on. That would be a blast. 0:33:43.690 --> 0:33:43.930 Yeah. 0:33:43.970 --> 0:33:47.130 That being said, let's get really into golf together, you guys. 0:33:47.470 --> 0:33:48.370 I'm trying. 0:33:48.750 --> 0:33:51.670 Shout out to any country club in L.A. We know 0:33:51.710 --> 0:33:55.990 you're listening. Send us the invite. We'll come by. We'll 0:33:56.470 --> 0:33:57.070 make your club cool. 0:33:57.110 --> 0:33:57.810 Check out the amenities. 0:33:58.170 --> 0:33:58.650 Yeah. 0:33:58.850 --> 0:33:59.990 We'll do some premium. 0:34:00.970 --> 0:34:03.380 You got old guys there? We'd love to see them naked. 0:34:03.580 --> 0:34:05.080 Dude, I would love to see them naked. 0:34:05.100 --> 0:34:08.580 Dude, I have never seen this many old men bodies 0:34:08.719 --> 0:34:09.359 and they don't care. 0:34:09.400 --> 0:34:12.239 So is it, you think it's age or generation? Like, 0:34:12.260 --> 0:34:16.779 do you think guys our generation in 20 years are 0:34:16.860 --> 0:34:18.760 still going to be like holding the towel? 0:34:18.840 --> 0:34:21.710 Like it's a death grip? I think you're right. I 0:34:21.730 --> 0:34:24.270 think once you reach a certain age, you kind of 0:34:24.290 --> 0:34:25.650 just get this bucket button. 0:34:25.730 --> 0:34:29.170 You're like... No, I think it's generational because these guys 0:34:29.290 --> 0:34:33.030 were the guys that were... They were showering in high 0:34:33.070 --> 0:34:37.060 school in sports. And they were just naked together all 0:34:37.080 --> 0:34:39.180 the time, so it didn't matter. As long as there wasn't, like, 0:34:39.760 --> 0:34:43.200 girls around and you were just in the locker room, 0:34:43.219 --> 0:34:45.740 it didn't matter if you were naked or not. Then 0:34:45.920 --> 0:34:49.250 our generation... We started drinking that yellow number five, and 0:34:49.290 --> 0:34:50.930 our dick shrank. Yeah. 0:34:51.050 --> 0:34:52.989 Yeah, our dick shrank a little bit. You know what? 0:34:53.130 --> 0:34:55.930 Dude, this kind of reminded me of a moment. I 0:34:56.150 --> 0:34:58.890 finally got my physical, like, last week. 0:34:59.070 --> 0:35:00.320 Oh, good. Thank God. 0:35:00.380 --> 0:35:03.060 The doctor— He was like, yellow number five? No, you 0:35:03.080 --> 0:35:03.670 were born this way. 0:35:03.680 --> 0:35:05.500 He was like, I've never seen tea this low. 0:35:05.560 --> 0:35:07.620 No, he did not say any of that. 0:35:08.080 --> 0:35:13.580 The doctor, before he, like, started the inspection, he asked 0:35:14.100 --> 0:35:16.270 if I needed a witness in the room. 0:35:17.050 --> 0:35:20.160 Like if I wanted someone in there with me to watch. 0:35:20.500 --> 0:35:20.980 To watch. 0:35:21.710 --> 0:35:23.529 To watch to see if the doctor was going to 0:35:23.910 --> 0:35:25.210 start jerking you off or something? 0:35:25.350 --> 0:35:28.149 I assume because I was like, I don't think so. 0:35:28.410 --> 0:35:28.860 Should I? 0:35:28.910 --> 0:35:31.770 And he's like, it's completely your preference. 0:35:32.290 --> 0:35:34.410 Did the doctor start licking his lips a little bit? 0:35:35.130 --> 0:35:37.330 I mean, it's a small room. It could get crowded. 0:35:37.510 --> 0:35:40.450 As soon as I said no, he started rubbing his 0:35:40.489 --> 0:35:42.430 hand together. He started rubbing his hands. 0:35:42.820 --> 0:35:43.640 Oh, interesting. 0:35:43.950 --> 0:35:46.440 He's like, don't worry. I'm just making them warm for you. 0:35:46.900 --> 0:35:51.280 You ever get any sunlight here? Survey says. 0:35:51.780 --> 0:35:54.540 He just dumps his hand in a vat of. 0:35:55.080 --> 0:35:58.640 He immediately took my legs and put them over my shoulders. 0:35:59.100 --> 0:36:01.410 It was just like, I'm going to get. He's like, 0:36:01.430 --> 0:36:03.370 we're going to have a really good inspection today. 0:36:03.390 --> 0:36:06.410 You got to cut out carbs. You can't be eating pretzels. 0:36:06.530 --> 0:36:08.690 And he just fucking folds you up. Yeah, but I 0:36:08.710 --> 0:36:10.870 thought that was kind of wild. Like, it kind of 0:36:10.950 --> 0:36:12.870 shook me. It was kind of like the same way 0:36:12.930 --> 0:36:15.540 in like, I don't know. This is kind of Hollywood talk. 0:36:15.580 --> 0:36:16.759 But when they started to get on. 0:36:18.270 --> 0:36:18.549 What are they? 0:36:18.630 --> 0:36:21.490 Intimacy coordinators? Yeah, yeah. 0:36:21.570 --> 0:36:23.310 You've gone on record of hating them. 0:36:23.330 --> 0:36:23.529 No, no, no. 0:36:23.530 --> 0:36:23.870 Go ahead. 0:36:23.910 --> 0:36:25.110 Which I think is fine. 0:36:25.430 --> 0:36:29.680 But once they start adding that aspect of like, hey, 0:36:29.719 --> 0:36:31.200 are you all right with it? You do get a 0:36:31.239 --> 0:36:34.160 little shook. You're like, wait, what is about to happen? 0:36:34.180 --> 0:36:37.180 I thought this doctor might be— Well, what happened? 0:36:37.219 --> 0:36:39.060 You know what you say? You go, no, no one 0:36:39.100 --> 0:36:42.320 else needs to be here. But obviously, if you try anything, 0:36:42.360 --> 0:36:43.700 I'm going to fucking beat your ass. 0:36:43.719 --> 0:36:46.259 Yeah, definitely. That's what you say for sure. 0:36:46.320 --> 0:36:46.980 Say it. 0:36:47.080 --> 0:36:47.380 Doc. 0:36:48.080 --> 0:36:49.339 Oh, okay. You know what? 0:36:49.520 --> 0:36:51.239 Let's not have someone in here and see what the 0:36:51.280 --> 0:36:54.280 fuck happens, doc. Oh, you do need to finger my asshole? 0:36:54.410 --> 0:36:54.660 All right. 0:36:54.680 --> 0:36:55.890 You try it, brother. 0:36:55.910 --> 0:36:59.450 You try it. What, uh, did anything happen? I mean, 0:36:59.510 --> 0:37:00.910 did he have to put his finger in your asshole? 0:37:00.989 --> 0:37:03.089 No, that was what was weird. He asked me all 0:37:03.130 --> 0:37:05.670 that stuff and then he didn't touch my dick. 0:37:06.090 --> 0:37:08.190 What are you paying for? This is crazy talk. 0:37:08.210 --> 0:37:10.120 You had a physical and he didn't touch your dick 0:37:10.440 --> 0:37:13.359 or your balls. I think they might have taken that 0:37:13.969 --> 0:37:14.850 Out of the curriculum. 0:37:14.930 --> 0:37:16.120 Because he didn't think you had any? 0:37:16.230 --> 0:37:17.469 It's probably fine. You're not fucking. 0:37:17.510 --> 0:37:20.160 I think this, you know, this generation... He didn't want 0:37:20.180 --> 0:37:22.980 to assume your gender? I think this generation kind of... 0:37:22.920 --> 0:37:25.580 Did you go to some libtard doctor that didn't want to. 0:37:25.560 --> 0:37:26.380 Assume your gender? 0:37:26.620 --> 0:37:28.540 I mean, it was definitely in Hollywood. 0:37:28.560 --> 0:37:28.940 Yeah. 0:37:29.260 --> 0:37:30.760 It was definitely in Hollywood. 0:37:30.780 --> 0:37:31.759 And he's like, I don't want to know. 0:37:31.780 --> 0:37:33.420 But he asked me that question. Say less. 0:37:33.660 --> 0:37:35.359 I thought for sure he was asking me that question 0:37:35.380 --> 0:37:37.140 because he's like, basically, I'm going to have your dick 0:37:37.219 --> 0:37:39.090 out and I'm going to be touching it. And then 0:37:39.810 --> 0:37:42.860 we got done with it and there was no... contact 0:37:42.900 --> 0:37:44.420 in that way all he asked me as if i 0:37:44.480 --> 0:37:47.580 felt like a pressure when i was lifting something heavy 0:37:47.620 --> 0:37:50.350 in my groin yeah no not lifting something heavy in 0:37:50.390 --> 0:37:52.989 my groin when i lift something heavy is there like 0:37:53.030 --> 0:37:54.210 a pressure in my groin. 0:37:54.050 --> 0:37:56.870 Yeah yeah do you do you have a um what 0:37:56.950 --> 0:37:59.470 are they called hernia hernia yeah. 0:37:59.570 --> 0:38:02.180 Yeah but he didn't feel my nuts for like lumps 0:38:02.360 --> 0:38:03.820 or or nothing like. 0:38:03.680 --> 0:38:07.040 That that is so strange dude my doctor's always feeling 0:38:07.080 --> 0:38:10.740 my nuts that's weird Yes. And I feel a little... 0:38:10.600 --> 0:38:13.400 I don't think that's weird. I think that's what the doctor... 0:38:12.960 --> 0:38:13.759 I think you guys are. 0:38:13.780 --> 0:38:17.739 On both ends of the spectrum here. Never and always. 0:38:17.840 --> 0:38:18.520 I have a Hollywood. 0:38:18.540 --> 0:38:21.940 I have a Beverly Hills Hollywood doctor. Well, I mean, 0:38:21.980 --> 0:38:25.980 I only really go for my once-a-year physical. And for 0:38:26.020 --> 0:38:29.840 that physical, we've covered this, but he will... He touches 0:38:29.900 --> 0:38:30.360 my balls. 0:38:30.400 --> 0:38:34.040 He touches above. Any pain here, any pain here. Touches 0:38:34.060 --> 0:38:35.200 my nuts, any pain here. 0:38:35.620 --> 0:38:36.400 He goes, do you feel this? 0:38:37.800 --> 0:38:39.850 Yeah, and then he spits in his hand, starts stroking, 0:38:39.890 --> 0:38:42.009 and he's like, does this hurt, or what is this? 0:38:42.030 --> 0:38:44.330 Wake up! No, but then he also— Does it hurt, 0:38:44.390 --> 0:38:46.850 or do you like it? Um, neither. I thought he 0:38:46.890 --> 0:38:50.270 was going to put his finger in my asshole. I thought— Sure. 0:38:50.510 --> 0:38:52.240 I thought, now I'm in my 40s. 0:38:52.450 --> 0:38:53.190 You were like this. 0:38:53.530 --> 0:38:55.989 The fingers go in your asshole. That's what I thought. 0:38:56.430 --> 0:38:58.300 I was bracing for— But they keep kicking that can 0:38:58.340 --> 0:39:01.020 further down the road. They're like, oh, now it's 45, 0:39:01.020 --> 0:39:02.240 and the finger goes in your asshole. 0:39:02.300 --> 0:39:02.500 Yeah. 0:39:02.520 --> 0:39:04.940 And I'm like, oh, and then, you know. Is it 0:39:04.940 --> 0:39:06.860 50 finger goes? So are you, have you started to 0:39:06.940 --> 0:39:08.020 lie about your age? 0:39:08.080 --> 0:39:08.380 Yeah. 0:39:08.480 --> 0:39:08.980 I'm like, I'm 32. 0:39:08.980 --> 0:39:11.839 Um, that's not what Blake was saying. 0:39:12.060 --> 0:39:13.120 No, I'm, I'm 50. 0:39:13.120 --> 0:39:15.719 I'm 50 years old. 0:39:15.820 --> 0:39:17.629 I'm 50. 0:39:17.630 --> 0:39:18.710 I'm getting up there. 0:39:18.730 --> 0:39:22.890 He walks in full bad grandpa makeup. Please look at 0:39:22.930 --> 0:39:23.710 my asshole. 0:39:24.110 --> 0:39:24.850 Yeah. 0:39:24.910 --> 0:39:26.630 I'm just wondering if I could get a check. 0:39:26.770 --> 0:39:28.730 Oh, you've got the asshole, but 42 year old. 0:39:28.750 --> 0:39:31.980 Uh, Yeah, so I'm just wondering. But then he made 0:39:32.020 --> 0:39:35.520 me bend over the table, and then he checks. 0:39:36.620 --> 0:39:40.339 He spreads my ass cheeks, just looks at my asshole, 0:39:40.700 --> 0:39:42.420 and goes, oh, yeah, all good. 0:39:42.760 --> 0:39:47.719 We're good. And that was that. Yeah, that sucks, man. 0:39:47.739 --> 0:39:48.839 I didn't get any of that. 0:39:48.880 --> 0:39:50.950 And you didn't get any of that. No, man. 0:39:50.989 --> 0:39:53.649 This seems like, is this a real doctor you're going to? 0:39:53.790 --> 0:39:57.310 It's a real doctor. This isn't like you're going to 0:39:57.350 --> 0:39:59.110 like one of the clinics or something. 0:39:59.130 --> 0:40:01.450 No. That little actor doctor lady? No. 0:40:02.070 --> 0:40:04.080 This is a UCLA extension. 0:40:04.120 --> 0:40:04.339 Dr. 0:40:04.380 --> 0:40:04.660 Paula? 0:40:04.680 --> 0:40:05.560 She's got a dog. 0:40:05.620 --> 0:40:08.460 No, this is a UCLA extension, my friend. This is 0:40:08.520 --> 0:40:09.080 real deal. 0:40:09.450 --> 0:40:10.009 Okay. 0:40:10.210 --> 0:40:10.950 Sorry, you have extensions? 0:40:10.969 --> 0:40:14.259 They put pads on me. They put the pads on me. 0:40:14.300 --> 0:40:14.700 What is it? 0:40:14.820 --> 0:40:16.280 K-G-E-E-K-G? 0:40:16.340 --> 0:40:16.719 Yeah, that. 0:40:16.739 --> 0:40:18.000 The KGBs. 0:40:18.100 --> 0:40:21.799 Yeah, they did that. They gave me shots. I did 0:40:21.840 --> 0:40:25.700 blood work, but there was no J-O in there. 0:40:26.640 --> 0:40:27.200 There's nothing. 0:40:27.600 --> 0:40:28.060 Yeah. 0:40:28.340 --> 0:40:31.719 No dick touching. Well, that sucks for you, dude. I'm sorry. Yeah. 0:40:31.739 --> 0:40:33.560 Going to the doctor, it used to be like a 0:40:33.640 --> 0:40:35.339 whole full service experience. 0:40:35.400 --> 0:40:36.980 Did you wear cool underwear? Dude. 0:40:37.630 --> 0:40:41.090 I showered like twice. I, I put like baby powder 0:40:41.130 --> 0:40:43.919 down there. I was like, really didn't want baby powder. 0:40:44.000 --> 0:40:46.000 Stop. Yeah. No, you didn't. 0:40:46.020 --> 0:40:46.379 For real? 0:40:46.400 --> 0:40:46.840 Yeah. 0:40:46.860 --> 0:40:48.560 You hit the chalk bag? I did. 0:40:48.860 --> 0:40:52.250 You showered twice to go to your regular doctor. 0:40:52.650 --> 0:40:52.970 Yes. 0:40:53.230 --> 0:40:55.350 And you put baby powder down there. 0:40:55.370 --> 0:40:57.470 Dude, you know how hot it's been. 0:40:57.530 --> 0:40:59.690 I wasn't trying to walk in there with a fucking. 0:40:59.910 --> 0:41:01.489 He wears gloves. 0:41:01.910 --> 0:41:04.800 You got to get the seat span on your car. 0:41:04.920 --> 0:41:09.200 How stinky is your dick? You wash it once. You 0:41:09.219 --> 0:41:11.840 wash it once. I don't know. It's got a stink 0:41:11.980 --> 0:41:12.600 on it, bro. 0:41:12.640 --> 0:41:15.740 Hey, listen. Does your car have the fan in the seat? 0:41:16.160 --> 0:41:16.590 It does. 0:41:17.070 --> 0:41:18.750 It does. This is the. 0:41:18.930 --> 0:41:21.750 Ultimate LA I'm going to a meeting game changer. I 0:41:21.750 --> 0:41:25.190 remember like having to walk around in parking lots before 0:41:25.230 --> 0:41:28.350 going up for meetings back in the day before my 0:41:28.390 --> 0:41:29.509 car had a fan under the booty. 0:41:29.870 --> 0:41:30.189 Oh, yeah. 0:41:30.410 --> 0:41:33.230 A fan under the booty is an absolute game changer. 0:41:33.320 --> 0:41:34.089 It's a total game changer. 0:41:34.110 --> 0:41:35.799 By the way, in SoCal, you don't get to use 0:41:35.840 --> 0:41:38.600 it enough. You don't get to use it enough. Come on. 0:41:38.760 --> 0:41:41.939 It's too cool most of the time. Huh? And then. 0:41:41.960 --> 0:41:47.009 Toasty! No, and then this summer... It's been an absolute 0:41:47.130 --> 0:41:47.850 game changer. 0:41:47.969 --> 0:41:49.819 It's been blazing hip, popping R & B. 0:41:49.920 --> 0:41:51.820 It's been hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. 0:41:51.940 --> 0:41:55.939 It's been really, really rough. It's cooled down a little bit, but, oh, man, 0:41:56.180 --> 0:41:58.340 it was torturous. It's in the hundreds. 0:41:58.380 --> 0:42:00.589 Yeah, I live down at the beach. It's never once 0:42:00.640 --> 0:42:02.890 been 80 degrees in the eight years I've lived down here. 0:42:03.050 --> 0:42:05.109 Well, you're on the ocean. That's a different animal. 0:42:05.130 --> 0:42:08.710 Yeah, I'm on the ocean, and it's never been 80 degrees. 0:42:09.200 --> 0:42:11.850 It has been 85 degrees for like the last week. 0:42:11.870 --> 0:42:12.630 The world is burning. 0:42:12.670 --> 0:42:15.110 And so that means up where you guys live in 0:42:15.150 --> 0:42:17.109 the hellscape that is LA. Yeah. 0:42:17.150 --> 0:42:18.910 We're kissing a hundo up here. 0:42:19.170 --> 0:42:22.549 It's 130 degrees up there. Damn near it. It's torturous. 0:42:23.110 --> 0:42:23.890 It's so bad. 0:42:23.910 --> 0:42:28.700 Dude, I watched the local news. Dallas Rains is saying don't. 0:42:29.000 --> 0:42:31.520 He just showed LA and it was just skull and crossbones. 0:42:31.540 --> 0:42:32.300 He said don't go. 0:42:32.820 --> 0:42:35.060 I didn't leave the house for like two weeks. It's 0:42:35.080 --> 0:42:37.260 just like there was no point. There's just no point 0:42:37.300 --> 0:42:37.710 in that. 0:42:37.850 --> 0:42:41.630 I was going out to grocery stores and just buying hella, like, drinks. 0:42:41.810 --> 0:42:44.950 I was just, like, raiding the, like, this looks good. 0:42:44.969 --> 0:42:48.489 I was so thirsty all week. Just kept going around 0:42:48.510 --> 0:42:49.390 to different grocery stores. 0:42:49.570 --> 0:42:51.170 Yeah, man. We got to quench that thirst. 0:42:51.190 --> 0:42:51.930 What have you guys been up to? 0:42:51.950 --> 0:42:53.270 Say it! 0:42:53.710 --> 0:42:58.259 Bo almost overheated because he— we were, like, worried about him 0:42:58.340 --> 0:43:01.719 because we took him to his, like, preschool meetup for 0:43:01.760 --> 0:43:04.080 the first time where he's going to— meet some of 0:43:04.120 --> 0:43:06.000 the teachers, meet some of the kids that he's going 0:43:06.020 --> 0:43:09.920 to be classmates. And then they just play in the playground. Bo, 0:43:10.040 --> 0:43:12.260 we sat him down. He was at a dead sprint 0:43:12.510 --> 0:43:15.750 from one of like one thing to another. 0:43:16.489 --> 0:43:18.910 Did not stop. He was like purple. This kid was 0:43:18.930 --> 0:43:21.989 so red. He was sweating. And I'm like, here, we 0:43:22.010 --> 0:43:25.489 got to get you some liquids. And he's like, no, dada, no, no, dada, no. 0:43:25.530 --> 0:43:26.430 This is how I go. 0:43:26.450 --> 0:43:27.370 I want to play. 0:43:27.390 --> 0:43:29.850 I want to play. I can't stop playing. 0:43:29.870 --> 0:43:30.670 I'm like, my God. 0:43:30.870 --> 0:43:33.390 I can't stop playing. Yeah, you got to be careful 0:43:33.430 --> 0:43:36.839 with that. I remember taking Marth really early in her 0:43:36.900 --> 0:43:40.400 life to Renaissance Fair, and she would just, like, melt 0:43:40.480 --> 0:43:42.959 it out there, dude. It gets so damn hot. 0:43:43.440 --> 0:43:45.520 Well, you put her in a weird costume. 0:43:45.560 --> 0:43:47.160 Yeah, you put her in, you know, she was dressed 0:43:47.200 --> 0:43:47.800 as a camel. 0:43:48.100 --> 0:43:50.520 I'm Gandalf, and you're Frodo. No, she had to be 0:43:50.560 --> 0:43:51.180 a dwarf. 0:43:51.440 --> 0:43:52.720 Come on. 0:43:52.739 --> 0:43:56.220 You only, you gotta rap. She's dressed up like Captain Caveman. 0:43:56.420 --> 0:43:56.620 Yeah. 0:43:56.680 --> 0:43:59.590 Full armor, full plate. Let's go, baby. 0:43:59.620 --> 0:44:01.230 Yeah, she was kind of being a little bitch about it. 0:44:01.230 --> 0:44:02.310 I don't know what the big deal is. 0:44:02.710 --> 0:44:06.529 Here, let's take a picture next to this fire-breathing dragon. 0:44:07.950 --> 0:44:08.910 Fire-breathing. 0:44:09.410 --> 0:44:10.110 Extra hot. 0:44:11.290 --> 0:44:12.850 Sorry. Sorry about it. 0:44:12.930 --> 0:44:14.739 Look, see? He's hydrating right now. I got to do it. 0:44:14.739 --> 0:44:16.980 That's a Nalgene bottle, by the way, just to call 0:44:17.020 --> 0:44:19.200 back to an episode like five months ago. 0:44:19.680 --> 0:44:22.799 Yeah, these are the things that... These are pretty mandatory. 0:44:22.940 --> 0:44:24.880 Never heard of it. But I think I talked about it. 0:44:24.890 --> 0:44:28.290 But they said they get so much disease on the 0:44:28.969 --> 0:44:29.469 rim that. 0:44:29.489 --> 0:44:31.330 Now, Blake, when you do that with your finger. 0:44:31.760 --> 0:44:33.819 That's where the disease is. This is what I wanted 0:44:33.860 --> 0:44:34.819 the doctor to do. 0:44:35.140 --> 0:44:35.779 I bet it is. 0:44:35.800 --> 0:44:37.279 This is what I wanted the doctor to do. 0:44:37.700 --> 0:44:39.160 By the way, but what are they talking about? That's 0:44:39.180 --> 0:44:41.620 where like the disease is. You go, you just wash it. 0:44:41.780 --> 0:44:42.450 You just wash it. 0:44:42.460 --> 0:44:42.859 Once a week. 0:44:43.400 --> 0:44:44.600 I think people don't. 0:44:44.820 --> 0:44:47.219 I don't think people wash it. 0:44:47.219 --> 0:44:48.839 It's a water bottle. You just use it. And then 0:44:48.860 --> 0:44:50.140 like once a week you wash it. 0:44:50.160 --> 0:44:52.120 I mean, it depends how dirty your lips are. Are 0:44:52.140 --> 0:44:54.069 you one of those guys that get the white stuff 0:44:54.170 --> 0:44:56.350 in the corner? Yeah, I feel like it's got to 0:44:56.390 --> 0:44:57.969 go more than once a week. I feel like you 0:44:57.989 --> 0:45:01.820 do that once every day or two days. Water? Yeah, 0:45:01.860 --> 0:45:04.040 I think you should probably wash it at the end 0:45:04.060 --> 0:45:04.739 of every day. 0:45:04.760 --> 0:45:09.170 You can't just turn it upside down empty at night. 0:45:09.430 --> 0:45:09.930 It's water. 0:45:10.050 --> 0:45:10.290 Why? 0:45:10.350 --> 0:45:12.070 Why not just wash it in the sink? 0:45:12.170 --> 0:45:13.320 Why wash it? 0:45:13.350 --> 0:45:15.540 Because bacteria form. 0:45:15.880 --> 0:45:18.760 Because the germs that are on your lips then goes 0:45:19.219 --> 0:45:22.440 on this, then it's sealed, then it festers. Then you 0:45:22.460 --> 0:45:24.580 put it back to your lips, and now it's extra gross. 0:45:24.660 --> 0:45:26.840 Gotcha, bitch! What is festering bacteria? 0:45:26.860 --> 0:45:29.200 I don't know, dude. I'm not a fucking scientist, dude. 0:45:29.219 --> 0:45:30.500 Then why are you saying it? 0:45:30.660 --> 0:45:33.120 It seems like a thing that should be real. It's science. 0:45:33.219 --> 0:45:35.370 You're sounding kind of liberal right now, bro. 0:45:35.390 --> 0:45:35.950 I don't know. 0:45:36.090 --> 0:45:37.469 Sometimes I— I don't know. 0:45:37.489 --> 0:45:41.330 I'm saying the more— Just wash your goddamn dishes, dude. 0:45:41.390 --> 0:45:44.350 I wash— I'll have, like, those little workout cups. I 0:45:44.390 --> 0:45:47.589 just run it. We have a spigot, water spigot, that, like, 0:45:47.650 --> 0:45:49.670 does the hot water for tea. Nice. 0:45:49.730 --> 0:45:50.720 Like, automatically. 0:45:51.530 --> 0:45:54.930 I just rinse it under that. So, like, anything that's festering, 0:45:55.130 --> 0:45:56.029 I'm cooking them. 0:45:56.050 --> 0:45:56.469 Oh, that works. 0:45:56.550 --> 0:45:59.009 You literally have maggots all over your house. Like, what 0:45:59.070 --> 0:46:00.610 are you talking about? Wash your shit. 0:46:00.930 --> 0:46:03.180 Out in the alley. Out in the alley. 0:46:03.219 --> 0:46:05.779 The alley. Maggot alley, baby. 0:46:06.200 --> 0:46:10.279 Don't say that on the podcast. I'm sorry. Dude, I 0:46:10.300 --> 0:46:12.950 kind of do wish that, like, every episode I got 0:46:13.210 --> 0:46:14.350 real nuts when we ended. 0:46:14.370 --> 0:46:15.010 All right. 0:46:15.030 --> 0:46:16.410 Fuck it. Just don't. 0:46:16.760 --> 0:46:17.400 Stop. 0:46:17.739 --> 0:46:19.840 I talk about my garbage because I think it'd be 0:46:19.880 --> 0:46:22.399 cool and fun, and then you're like, oh, you got maggots. Yeah, 0:46:22.460 --> 0:46:24.719 I do, but can we... That's it. I'm fucking done today. 0:46:25.040 --> 0:46:25.680 It's over. 0:46:25.900 --> 0:46:27.910 Any take-backs? Probably not, you asshole. 0:46:28.469 --> 0:46:31.800 Nobody's ever walked off the pod. I've wanted to, but. 0:46:31.870 --> 0:46:32.850 Walked away from it. 0:46:32.850 --> 0:46:33.589 Yeah, I've wanted to. 0:46:33.650 --> 0:46:37.290 I feel like we've all wanted to have a pod 0:46:37.310 --> 0:46:37.669 or two. 0:46:37.950 --> 0:46:39.070 This is me going. 0:46:40.090 --> 0:46:42.810 I remember getting pretty mad at Durs when he got 0:46:42.850 --> 0:46:43.270 mad at. 0:46:43.270 --> 0:46:47.090 Me for wanting... wanting to rob a bank. 0:46:47.110 --> 0:46:47.870 Let's do it live. 0:46:48.070 --> 0:46:49.509 Oh, you did? 0:46:49.530 --> 0:46:50.110 Oh, yeah. 0:46:50.180 --> 0:46:52.560 I remember being like, you're shitting on my hopes and 0:46:52.600 --> 0:46:54.460 dreams that are never going to come true. 0:46:54.980 --> 0:46:56.960 Yeah, I just wanted to rob a bank and Ders 0:46:57.000 --> 0:46:59.160 was like, you fucking suck. 0:47:00.239 --> 0:47:01.120 I'm like, what? 0:47:01.400 --> 0:47:03.610 I was like, oh, you want to be a bad person? No, 0:47:03.620 --> 0:47:05.690 it's not a bad person. They were having fun. 0:47:05.710 --> 0:47:07.990 I would not. There's no killing. 0:47:08.150 --> 0:47:12.069 Or when I said if I had unlimited amount of money, 0:47:12.530 --> 0:47:14.370 I would buy a thousand anchors somewhere. 0:47:15.050 --> 0:47:17.259 Fly drone planes so there's no. 0:47:17.180 --> 0:47:19.680 People and then I'd shoot rocket launchers to take these 0:47:19.700 --> 0:47:22.680 drones down and that would be a fun afternoon for me. 0:47:22.780 --> 0:47:25.739 I'm pissed now! Yeah, he did hard stance on that. 0:47:25.960 --> 0:47:28.860 And then he said absolutely not and I'm an asshole 0:47:28.880 --> 0:47:29.540 for wanting that. 0:47:30.100 --> 0:47:31.320 I don't know if I said you're an asshole I 0:47:31.340 --> 0:47:32.880 just said why do you want to do it? And 0:47:32.900 --> 0:47:35.899 I think that question made you think that I thought 0:47:35.940 --> 0:47:38.160 you were an asshole because maybe it means. 0:47:37.880 --> 0:47:39.719 You're an asshole. We need to run, Todd needs to 0:47:39.780 --> 0:47:41.419 run those tapes back. 0:47:41.540 --> 0:47:43.500 Run it back. It's been a while since we've done 0:47:43.540 --> 0:47:45.040 a little clips from the past. 0:47:45.239 --> 0:47:46.420 Yeah, it really has. 0:47:46.620 --> 0:47:49.480 Yeah, that one, that one, you know, I think I 0:47:49.580 --> 0:47:52.660 wanted to do it because it sounds fucking awesome. And 0:47:52.700 --> 0:47:55.830 if you're a real red-blooded American man, you would want 0:47:55.870 --> 0:47:56.550 to do it too. 0:47:56.690 --> 0:47:59.150 Okay. Because it would be a fucking blast. Okay. 0:47:59.250 --> 0:48:03.770 And Adam, for every moment you sat thinking about when 0:48:03.810 --> 0:48:05.870 you were going to Bring this back up and talk 0:48:05.890 --> 0:48:09.210 about it. I hope it's going as you hoped. 0:48:09.250 --> 0:48:12.549 Well, there's no seconds. It literally just happened. 0:48:12.350 --> 0:48:12.850 In the moment. 0:48:13.010 --> 0:48:15.489 So there's no moments where I was thinking about it. 0:48:15.950 --> 0:48:17.630 I mean, it would be cool to shoot a bazooka. 0:48:17.650 --> 0:48:20.430 That would be pretty fun. That is absolutely right. How 0:48:20.450 --> 0:48:22.609 much fun would that be? And imagine how much fun 0:48:22.630 --> 0:48:25.009 it would be if there's a... You have to time it. 0:48:25.690 --> 0:48:28.029 There's a plane going overhead. I mean. 0:48:28.540 --> 0:48:29.439 I guess. 0:48:29.480 --> 0:48:32.160 There's a plane coming directly over and you have to 0:48:32.239 --> 0:48:34.300 fucking time it and you have to hit the plane. 0:48:34.540 --> 0:48:35.960 By the way, there's no people in the plane. 0:48:35.980 --> 0:48:37.940 I do love the idea of like, and this is, 0:48:38.340 --> 0:48:40.480 we know this is the plane, right? 0:48:40.860 --> 0:48:42.239 Yeah, and what if you miss? 0:48:42.340 --> 0:48:44.770 Where does the bazooka shell go? 0:48:45.010 --> 0:48:47.110 Blake, lay off him, dude. This is his dream. 0:48:47.150 --> 0:48:50.350 Dude, and it lands on one of your thousands of acres. 0:48:50.890 --> 0:48:54.320 What if someone's over there to like... planting a garden 0:48:54.400 --> 0:48:54.920 or something. 0:48:54.980 --> 0:48:57.400 It's billionaire Adam's fucking workers. 0:48:57.420 --> 0:49:01.359 Well, then they're planting a garden on your property? Well, 0:49:01.380 --> 0:49:02.379 then they deserve to die. 0:49:02.420 --> 0:49:03.419 Yeah, they've settled there. 0:49:03.440 --> 0:49:04.220 They deserve to die. 0:49:04.260 --> 0:49:05.260 Maybe they've settled there. 0:49:05.280 --> 0:49:07.750 Well, then they deserve to die then. 0:49:09.270 --> 0:49:11.750 Maybe they were partying with you earlier and they passed 0:49:11.870 --> 0:49:13.110 out over there in the forest. 0:49:13.570 --> 0:49:15.190 This sounds like a good time. 0:49:15.489 --> 0:49:17.270 I would have grabbed him and I would have said, well, 0:49:17.290 --> 0:49:18.669 we're shooting bazookas now. 0:49:18.730 --> 0:49:19.770 Really? So, yeah. 0:49:19.790 --> 0:49:24.640 Whatever. What if he wanted privacy to sun his butthole 0:49:24.739 --> 0:49:25.720 and then all of a sudden. 0:49:26.080 --> 0:49:26.660 Hey, don't worry. 0:49:26.700 --> 0:49:29.219 We're all sunning our buttholes while we're shooting bazookas at 0:49:29.260 --> 0:49:30.950 these planes that are going overhead. 0:49:31.750 --> 0:49:35.270 Hey blake was worried he's like well now what is 0:49:35.330 --> 0:49:37.330 everyone else doing oh yeah. 0:49:36.950 --> 0:49:38.969 All right well i'm kind of in as long as 0:49:38.989 --> 0:49:40.850 you're checking for me and you make sure i am 0:49:40.910 --> 0:49:42.390 by your side when you're shooting this. 0:49:42.310 --> 0:49:44.810 Bazooka absolutely you'll be you'll be near me. 0:49:45.050 --> 0:49:48.709 Thank you i can't wait baby i'm back i'm back 0:49:48.770 --> 0:49:48.989 in it. 0:49:49.030 --> 0:49:52.430 That's gonna be fucking awesome dude you. 0:49:58.460 --> 0:50:00.799 To be a kid that grew up in the 80s 0:50:00.840 --> 0:50:05.060 or in the 90s to not want to shoot a 0:50:05.120 --> 0:50:10.510 bazooka or a rocket launcher at an airplane that's flying overhead, 0:50:10.790 --> 0:50:11.410 that's crazy. 0:50:11.610 --> 0:50:12.050 That's crazy. 0:50:12.469 --> 0:50:13.569 With all the G.I. 0:50:13.610 --> 0:50:16.290 Joe influence, you would hope that you would want to 0:50:16.330 --> 0:50:17.130 shoot a bazooka. 0:50:17.450 --> 0:50:19.969 Like, come on, dude. Let's do this. I still stand 0:50:20.010 --> 0:50:22.550 by it. I still think it'd be fucking so fun. 0:50:22.610 --> 0:50:26.040 We've covered that I just don't have, I don't get 0:50:26.280 --> 0:50:26.960 charged up. 0:50:27.330 --> 0:50:27.670 Yeah. 0:50:27.810 --> 0:50:28.610 You lose! 0:50:29.150 --> 0:50:30.569 I mean, I think you guys have seen me have 0:50:30.590 --> 0:50:33.540 a good time. Yeah. But, like, things like that, it just, 0:50:33.780 --> 0:50:36.160 after a few moments of it, like, when we were 0:50:36.200 --> 0:50:39.700 jet skiing Shark Week, I, like, went out, I went back, 0:50:39.739 --> 0:50:42.000 and I was like, you guys can have it. I don't, 0:50:42.239 --> 0:50:44.870 I really don't need to do this. Because it just doesn't. 0:50:45.469 --> 0:50:47.250 It doesn't do it for me. You're a good guy 0:50:47.270 --> 0:50:48.350 to have around. Yeah. 0:50:48.390 --> 0:50:51.830 Because that means I get two turns. Then I get 0:50:51.950 --> 0:50:54.549 more time on the ski. If you're not hyped, I'm 0:50:54.570 --> 0:50:56.719 hyped to be out there. I think I could be 0:50:56.760 --> 0:50:59.040 on a jet ski all day. Oh, jet skiing? 0:50:59.360 --> 0:51:01.040 Imagine the only thing that would make a jet ski 0:51:01.060 --> 0:51:03.180 better is if you then had a rocket launcher. 0:51:03.219 --> 0:51:04.980 Yeah, I knew you were going to say that. 0:51:05.000 --> 0:51:05.420 Here we go. 0:51:05.760 --> 0:51:06.859 And you could go. 0:51:07.469 --> 0:51:11.010 Full steam on the jet ski and shoot something from 0:51:11.030 --> 0:51:11.490 the ski. 0:51:12.510 --> 0:51:15.160 That's a lot. I think I would rather do Uzis. 0:51:15.219 --> 0:51:18.560 Remember how Uzis were so sick back in the 90s 0:51:18.620 --> 0:51:21.360 and I feel like they were kind of Miami affiliated? 0:51:21.739 --> 0:51:23.020 Jet skis and Uzis just. 0:51:24.640 --> 0:51:25.640 That would be pretty fun. 0:51:26.070 --> 0:51:26.350 Dual wheel. 0:51:26.370 --> 0:51:28.270 That would be very fun. Yeah, that would be very fun. 0:51:28.330 --> 0:51:28.950 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:51:29.469 --> 0:51:33.010 But nothing explodes when you shoot an Uzi. What happened 0:51:33.030 --> 0:51:35.770 to Uzis? Why don't we have Uzis anymore? I think 0:51:35.790 --> 0:51:36.670 they're really illegal. 0:51:36.890 --> 0:51:39.250 I think it's a dated gun. 0:51:39.610 --> 0:51:43.830 I haven't ever even seen one in real life at 0:51:43.910 --> 0:51:44.430 no point. 0:51:44.510 --> 0:51:47.589 Well, people are still naming themselves after Uzis. Uzi Vert. 0:51:47.610 --> 0:51:49.290 That is true. That is true. 0:51:49.310 --> 0:51:53.310 He's kind of keeping Uzis in the lexicon, but they 0:51:53.370 --> 0:51:56.430 used to be very present when we were young. 0:51:56.660 --> 0:52:00.060 Uzi is a family of Israeli blowback-operated submachine guns and 0:52:00.100 --> 0:52:05.560 machine pistols designed by Major Uziel. in the late 1940s. 0:52:05.680 --> 0:52:06.939 So tight. 0:52:07.200 --> 0:52:07.500 Okay. 0:52:07.880 --> 0:52:10.930 I feel like it was like Uzis and stealth bombers 0:52:11.140 --> 0:52:13.330 and like, I kind of don't see, they both are 0:52:13.370 --> 0:52:16.430 like great designs and I don't see them anymore. 0:52:16.530 --> 0:52:17.450 Come to the Rose Bowl. 0:52:17.530 --> 0:52:19.770 You know, I have a, I have a Tommy gun 0:52:20.290 --> 0:52:21.169 with a pistol grip. 0:52:21.250 --> 0:52:21.790 That's right. 0:52:21.810 --> 0:52:23.930 Well, that's really tight. I have a Tommy gun with 0:52:24.010 --> 0:52:26.000 the barrel. So, you hold it. 0:52:27.260 --> 0:52:30.319 And it's really dangerous, dude. It's very dangerous because it, 0:52:30.480 --> 0:52:33.489 the barrel will get stuck. And so you just have 0:52:33.530 --> 0:52:37.790 to hold on until it completely unloads. I think it 0:52:37.810 --> 0:52:39.280 holds like 40 shots. 0:52:39.320 --> 0:52:40.460 So you just have to hold on. 0:52:40.500 --> 0:52:43.400 It's like. 0:52:43.480 --> 0:52:46.339 Even though you found out it's someone you know just 0:52:46.380 --> 0:52:50.440 came around the corner. I'm so sorry! Somebody help me 0:52:50.460 --> 0:52:52.609 with this thing! It'll stop in a second! 0:52:54.150 --> 0:52:56.209 It should be done any second now. 0:52:56.390 --> 0:52:58.450 Yeah, very, very dangerous, but pretty cool. 0:52:58.510 --> 0:52:59.209 Pretty cool to have. 0:52:59.230 --> 0:53:00.089 Yeah, there's no doubt. 0:53:00.130 --> 0:53:03.149 So that was a design flaw which stopped the Tommy gun, 0:53:03.170 --> 0:53:05.390 but the Uzi, I never heard anything bad about it. 0:53:05.590 --> 0:53:07.070 Well, I think it killed a lot of people. 0:53:07.200 --> 0:53:09.520 Remember the little machine gun that was like pistol size 0:53:09.540 --> 0:53:12.900 that had the long clip? Yeah, from the 80s, they 0:53:12.960 --> 0:53:14.910 had like the long clip. Isn't that the Uzi? 0:53:14.920 --> 0:53:16.879 I think that was an Uzi. Yeah, I think that's 0:53:16.900 --> 0:53:17.680 what we're talking about here. 0:53:17.700 --> 0:53:20.430 The Uzi's this long. The Uzi has a clip out 0:53:20.450 --> 0:53:22.750 of the bottom. There is a clip, but I'm talking 0:53:22.790 --> 0:53:25.050 about a submachine gun. 0:53:25.550 --> 0:53:27.790 This is cool, dude. This is real G.I. Joe. 0:53:27.890 --> 0:53:30.450 How do I drag this into the fucking... How do 0:53:30.500 --> 0:53:31.500 I drag this in here? 0:53:31.520 --> 0:53:34.300 We've gone full blue collar. 0:53:33.980 --> 0:53:37.720 Tour, baby. Let's go. Well, when you see... Wasn't it T.I. 0:53:37.780 --> 0:53:40.580 who got in trouble for having his... An arsenal. They 0:53:40.719 --> 0:53:44.610 found his arsenal. Yeah, he had a lot of weaponry. 0:53:44.670 --> 0:53:50.060 And I totally get that he doesn't need that. But 0:53:50.420 --> 0:53:53.360 it's kind of fun. It is kind of fun to 0:53:53.420 --> 0:53:56.580 shoot all those guns. And he just has a ton 0:53:56.620 --> 0:53:57.020 of money. 0:53:57.040 --> 0:54:00.920 Yeah. And as long as he didn't murder anyone with it. 0:54:01.140 --> 0:54:03.560 To our knowledge, yeah. 0:54:03.620 --> 0:54:06.510 Yeah! I feel like, you know, let him have it. 0:54:06.719 --> 0:54:07.960 Let a guy have his hobby. 0:54:08.420 --> 0:54:09.380 Let him have his arsenal. 0:54:10.100 --> 0:54:13.800 Yeah, well, I think there's just... Yeah, when there's too much. 0:54:14.110 --> 0:54:15.730 How many guns is too much gun? 0:54:16.500 --> 0:54:17.530 If you have a room. 0:54:17.550 --> 0:54:20.589 I think for some people, any amount of guns is 0:54:20.630 --> 0:54:21.290 too much guns. 0:54:21.550 --> 0:54:22.730 Nah, come on. I'm not a big. 0:54:23.070 --> 0:54:25.410 I'm not a gun guy. I'm not a gun guy, 0:54:25.469 --> 0:54:28.000 but like... It's gotta... If you have a whole. 0:54:28.300 --> 0:54:30.299 If you have to dedicate a whole room to it, 0:54:30.560 --> 0:54:31.920 now you're like the Punisher out here. 0:54:31.940 --> 0:54:34.000 Yeah, but you like collecting comic books. Oh, stop it, dude. 0:54:34.060 --> 0:54:37.380 I think 20. I think 20... 20s where you max out. 0:54:37.380 --> 0:54:38.739 20 guns is a ton of guns. 0:54:38.760 --> 0:54:40.640 Yeah, I know, but sometimes you want 20. 0:54:40.640 --> 0:54:43.000 It's a ton of guns. But Blake, you like to 0:54:43.020 --> 0:54:43.620 collect things. 0:54:43.739 --> 0:54:46.739 Your house is insane looking. Or at least it used 0:54:46.760 --> 0:54:51.670 to be until your girlfriend cleaned your ass up. But 0:54:52.110 --> 0:54:57.290 his old house was like walking into a Nickelodeon headquarters 0:54:57.510 --> 0:55:00.430 in 1992. There was just shit everywhere. You're like afraid 0:55:00.450 --> 0:55:03.850 you're going to get slimed. It was like stuff covering 0:55:03.890 --> 0:55:04.590 the walls. 0:55:04.770 --> 0:55:09.169 It was crazy. Now imagine you had more testosterone. 0:55:09.530 --> 0:55:09.810 Sure. 0:55:10.989 --> 0:55:12.990 You're a fucking disaster, my guy. 0:55:13.130 --> 0:55:16.850 So instead of buying these little toys and stuff that 0:55:16.870 --> 0:55:21.070 you would buy and collect, you collect Uzis and bazookas. 0:55:21.090 --> 0:55:23.130 Well, then I don't think I'm quite as fun of 0:55:23.190 --> 0:55:25.530 a guy. To me, now I become a little scary. 0:55:25.590 --> 0:55:28.960 Maybe you're like, whoa, what if Blake goes off the rail? 0:55:29.060 --> 0:55:29.299 What? 0:55:29.600 --> 0:55:31.480 Why do you become scary? 0:55:31.700 --> 0:55:34.819 Because why would I need all that if it's not... 0:55:35.180 --> 0:55:36.120 Instead of it being like. 0:55:36.140 --> 0:55:38.200 You would still wear those exact same glasses though. 0:55:38.500 --> 0:55:38.739 Yeah. 0:55:38.780 --> 0:55:40.360 Of course. Yeah. 0:55:40.380 --> 0:55:41.899 You get to keep the glasses. Yeah. 0:55:41.920 --> 0:55:42.839 These are mandatory. 0:55:42.860 --> 0:55:44.440 Yeah. By the way, if you're in the chat, I 0:55:44.480 --> 0:55:47.000 just put a link of an Uzi. And I just 0:55:47.020 --> 0:55:49.500 want to make sure that you guys like remember. 0:55:49.780 --> 0:55:53.540 I hope you do. Yeah. It was up here as well. Yeah. 0:55:53.719 --> 0:55:56.200 Todd put the same link. Yeah. 0:55:56.320 --> 0:55:57.870 No, but I did it. Yeah. 0:55:57.950 --> 0:55:58.250 Okay. 0:55:58.469 --> 0:55:58.830 Good work. 0:55:58.969 --> 0:55:59.990 But I did it. 0:56:00.390 --> 0:56:00.589 Yeah. 0:56:00.610 --> 0:56:01.990 That's the exact same. 0:56:02.010 --> 0:56:04.610 But that's a. Wicky link. Sick job. 0:56:04.650 --> 0:56:05.010 Dirts. 0:56:05.700 --> 0:56:08.859 Yeah here we go i don't know which one you're 0:56:08.900 --> 0:56:11.620 talking about something probably with like a banana clip or 0:56:11.680 --> 0:56:13.299 something no not oh. 0:56:13.300 --> 0:56:14.670 I know what you're talking about i. 0:56:14.640 --> 0:56:16.430 Know what you're talking about it was like a more 0:56:16.450 --> 0:56:19.569 of a square base up top and then it was 0:56:19.590 --> 0:56:22.370 one that came straight down and it was in like 0:56:22.550 --> 0:56:26.090 menace to society or something yeah it's like or boys. 0:56:25.950 --> 0:56:31.520 In the hood we were fed gun culture like The 0:56:31.560 --> 0:56:33.899 fact that I go, remember the one and you're like, yeah, 0:56:33.940 --> 0:56:35.040 more square, long clip. 0:56:35.120 --> 0:56:38.740 And I'm like, yeah. Isn't that wild? Yeah. That was awesome. 0:56:39.460 --> 0:56:40.120 That was the era. 0:56:40.140 --> 0:56:40.760 It was Austin. 0:56:41.920 --> 0:56:44.530 It was. Texas. No, but I'm with you. 0:56:44.620 --> 0:56:48.970 I'm like, I only have a shotgun for hunting pheasant. 0:56:49.190 --> 0:56:51.730 And then the Tommy gun that my dad gave. 0:56:51.550 --> 0:56:57.050 Me as a gift that I don't ever use because 0:56:57.130 --> 0:57:00.089 it's an insane gun and it's crazy dangerous. 0:57:00.160 --> 0:57:03.560 But yeah. I have a. 45. But yeah, I mean, 0:57:04.060 --> 0:57:06.380 but that being said, guns are fucking cool. 0:57:06.660 --> 0:57:09.710 And when all the riots and stuff were happening, I 0:57:09.750 --> 0:57:11.970 was like, yeah, I could see just. 0:57:11.850 --> 0:57:14.009 Having a gun. Having a gun. 0:57:14.290 --> 0:57:15.090 Allegedly. 0:57:15.170 --> 0:57:17.910 Because how scary would it be if someone just kicked 0:57:17.990 --> 0:57:21.410 in your door and said, I live here now. 0:57:22.050 --> 0:57:22.710 You're like, what? 0:57:23.230 --> 0:57:26.770 Please leave. Yeah, that would be a bummer. I would 0:57:26.810 --> 0:57:29.490 say we got arm wrestle for it. 0:57:30.050 --> 0:57:33.930 Yeah, that's it. And if you win, we got to 0:57:33.950 --> 0:57:35.810 play rock, paper, scissors for it. 0:57:37.830 --> 0:57:39.090 But I can't just let that happen. 0:57:39.590 --> 0:57:42.090 I can see that working. Yeah, I can see that working. 0:57:42.190 --> 0:57:44.800 Adam, you wouldn't just be like, whoa, whoa, whoa. 0:57:45.720 --> 0:57:48.840 Huh? You know the guy. Huh? Anything? 0:57:49.820 --> 0:57:50.780 Anything? 0:57:50.800 --> 0:57:52.780 I just go, please don't stop the music. 0:57:53.140 --> 0:57:54.980 Please don't stop the music. 0:57:55.540 --> 0:57:57.280 Oh, man, I was looking for it. 0:57:57.300 --> 0:58:00.640 Your last words. And you just go. God damn it. 0:58:00.680 --> 0:58:01.040 See ya. 0:58:01.360 --> 0:58:03.980 Tight butthole. What about tight butthole? 0:58:04.820 --> 0:58:06.580 They stop the music. 0:58:11.450 --> 0:58:15.790 God, I can't wait to just have my home raided 0:58:15.810 --> 0:58:16.290 and be like. 0:58:16.650 --> 0:58:17.230 Wait, wait, wait. 0:58:17.670 --> 0:58:23.390 Did you ever watch Workaholics with your dad? No. Do 0:58:23.430 --> 0:58:24.210 you remember? 0:58:24.230 --> 0:58:26.180 And he goes, I don't have a dad. 0:58:27.620 --> 0:58:28.300 Damn. No. 0:58:29.240 --> 0:58:29.660 Damn. 0:58:29.680 --> 0:58:31.980 They're like, how'd you get this fucking house? And I go, 0:58:32.000 --> 0:58:35.380 I had a little dog lick my asshole on television. 0:58:35.680 --> 0:58:37.360 Come on. You gotta believe me. 0:58:37.520 --> 0:58:37.960 Come on. 0:58:38.000 --> 0:58:41.220 You gotta believe me. The people over there, they own 0:58:41.640 --> 0:58:46.990 oil companies. This guy over here, fucking tech. Go get, 0:58:47.050 --> 0:58:48.110 I'll get, let's go get him. 0:58:48.910 --> 0:58:52.410 Give me your gun. I'll help. I made an R-rated 0:58:53.070 --> 0:58:55.980 comedy with my friends. Yeah, we should get a pass. 0:58:56.040 --> 0:58:56.800 We should get a pass. 0:58:56.960 --> 0:58:58.200 You know Bill Paxton? 0:59:00.600 --> 0:59:01.340 From Titanic. 0:59:02.450 --> 0:59:06.090 Yeah. No, he was so like, there's the story of Titanic, 0:59:06.110 --> 0:59:08.640 but then there's like, I don't remember it cuts back 0:59:08.700 --> 0:59:11.360 to now not now but like then when they were 0:59:11.660 --> 0:59:14.540 and so the lady's telling the story she's telling it 0:59:14.560 --> 0:59:16.200 to bill paxton. 0:59:15.820 --> 0:59:18.600 Did you just see the titanic again or you just 0:59:18.640 --> 0:59:20.340 have that ready no but i. 0:59:20.320 --> 0:59:22.140 Did watch it like five years ago and i was 0:59:22.160 --> 0:59:25.040 like oh yeah there's a whole like They're looking for 0:59:25.080 --> 0:59:26.800 the diamond that she got. 0:59:27.040 --> 0:59:27.200 Yeah. 0:59:27.220 --> 0:59:28.360 She tells the story. 0:59:28.480 --> 0:59:30.919 The old ladies telling the story. That's right. 0:59:30.960 --> 0:59:32.640 I didn't realize she was talking to somebody. 0:59:32.700 --> 0:59:37.180 I felt my first breast in Titanic. Felt my first breast. 0:59:38.500 --> 0:59:39.060 Right. 0:59:39.560 --> 0:59:40.460 That's tight, dude. 0:59:40.720 --> 0:59:44.160 Uh-huh. In the theater? It was awesome, dude. In the theater. Oh, wow. 0:59:44.380 --> 0:59:44.540 Yeah. 0:59:44.600 --> 0:59:47.360 She let me go up under her shirt, under her bra, 0:59:48.000 --> 0:59:49.740 and then I didn't know what to do. So I 0:59:49.760 --> 0:59:51.860 just held her breast. 0:59:52.200 --> 0:59:52.410 Yeah. 0:59:52.640 --> 0:59:53.240 And that's enough. 0:59:53.740 --> 0:59:57.580 I held it for two and a half hours. My 0:59:57.640 --> 1:00:00.340 hand was sweaty. It was sweaty. That's a long-ass movie. 1:00:00.360 --> 1:00:04.360 It's a long movie. That was two VHS tapes. I 1:00:04.400 --> 1:00:07.260 just held it. It was in the movie theater. We 1:00:07.280 --> 1:00:08.070 were in the theater. 1:00:08.280 --> 1:00:13.150 Yeah, I know, but he's using VHS tapes, something that 1:00:13.190 --> 1:00:16.770 no one understands. Okie dokie. 1:00:16.890 --> 1:00:18.890 I didn't know what to do with it, so I 1:00:18.930 --> 1:00:21.189 just held it. I just held it. Were you, like, 1:00:21.250 --> 1:00:23.110 kind of, like, sly about it? 1:00:23.170 --> 1:00:25.520 Sweaty hand. Or were you kind of, like... It was. 1:00:25.720 --> 1:00:26.240 It was this. 1:00:26.500 --> 1:00:26.840 It was. 1:00:27.420 --> 1:00:30.540 She was sitting here. I was sitting here. And I 1:00:30.600 --> 1:00:33.680 did this. I leaned up. I went up and under 1:00:34.010 --> 1:00:36.590 like this. And then I just... She was, like, leaned 1:00:36.610 --> 1:00:36.970 against me. 1:00:37.030 --> 1:00:37.670 And then I. 1:00:37.630 --> 1:00:41.410 Just held her breast like this. And then. 1:00:42.000 --> 1:00:44.200 Was too afraid to move it because I was like, well, 1:00:44.220 --> 1:00:45.700 if I move it, she might not let me ever 1:00:45.760 --> 1:00:46.320 touch it again. 1:00:46.340 --> 1:00:47.800 Right, right, right, right, right. 1:00:47.840 --> 1:00:48.960 Yeah, this might be it. 1:00:49.020 --> 1:00:51.510 This might be the last time I'm ever touching a breast. 1:00:51.730 --> 1:00:55.090 And I just sort of held it there for so 1:00:55.130 --> 1:00:56.990 long that my hand got sweaty. 1:00:57.250 --> 1:00:57.610 Yeah, yeah. 1:00:57.790 --> 1:00:58.090 Yeah. 1:00:58.230 --> 1:01:00.420 Can you imagine, like, you're like, all right, what am 1:01:00.460 --> 1:01:02.580 I doing here? I guess maybe I could, like, rub 1:01:02.600 --> 1:01:05.190 her nipple. But then you do that so long that 1:01:05.230 --> 1:01:07.250 like it's now she's chafed. 1:01:07.390 --> 1:01:11.450 It hurts her. Yeah. Us guys, sorry, we did not 1:01:11.510 --> 1:01:13.350 know what to do. We didn't know what to do. 1:01:13.430 --> 1:01:14.930 Now we know. 1:01:15.050 --> 1:01:16.950 Now we know chicks. Now we know chicks. 1:01:17.220 --> 1:01:19.439 It took a lifetime. I feel like guys have figured 1:01:19.460 --> 1:01:19.610 it out. 1:01:19.620 --> 1:01:21.800 Do you remember the first time you guys felt abreast? 1:01:21.840 --> 1:01:25.540 Do you remember? Was it a seminal moment like watching Titanic? 1:01:25.740 --> 1:01:26.000 Yeah. 1:01:26.080 --> 1:01:27.780 Yeah, I didn't have like the sound. I didn't have 1:01:27.820 --> 1:01:30.800 Celine Dion playing in the background. That's for damn sure. 1:01:31.940 --> 1:01:32.340 I wish. 1:01:33.010 --> 1:01:34.690 I can't remember. I'm trying to remember the. 1:01:35.190 --> 1:01:37.490 I remember, like, the first time I saw him, but 1:01:37.530 --> 1:01:40.120 I don't remember the first time I actually, like, felt 1:01:40.180 --> 1:01:40.540 the weight. 1:01:40.780 --> 1:01:42.620 Well, we all saw our mom's breast, Blake. 1:01:42.660 --> 1:01:47.500 Yeah. Well, it counts. It counts. Okay. It freaking counts, dude. Okay. 1:01:47.520 --> 1:01:49.840 Blake's counting being three years old, and your mom's walking 1:01:49.860 --> 1:01:52.180 around getting ready for work, and you're just like, whoa. 1:01:52.200 --> 1:01:52.800 Fucking perv. 1:01:52.820 --> 1:01:54.300 Give me a hell yeah. 1:01:54.340 --> 1:01:56.080 Fucking perv, dude. Hey, mom. 1:01:56.140 --> 1:01:57.000 Remember that. 1:01:57.120 --> 1:01:59.090 Hello, mom. 1:01:59.170 --> 1:02:00.590 So I've seen them. 1:02:02.110 --> 1:02:02.680 Perfect. 1:02:02.800 --> 1:02:03.840 Counting that. 1:02:06.920 --> 1:02:07.640 That counts. 1:02:07.760 --> 1:02:10.360 Technically, I've seen them. 1:02:10.740 --> 1:02:12.380 I'm telling John Paul. 1:02:12.980 --> 1:02:19.710 Count it. I saw a pair. Saw some boobs today. Whoa. Uh-huh. 1:02:19.750 --> 1:02:20.510 No big deal. 1:02:20.650 --> 1:02:24.250 Uh-huh. They're my mommy's. Where? It was in the kitchen. 1:02:25.510 --> 1:02:28.610 I was eating Lucky Charms. And let's just say I 1:02:28.650 --> 1:02:29.790 had a good breakfast. 1:02:29.970 --> 1:02:32.790 That is not where I saw my mom's titties. The kitchen. 1:02:32.850 --> 1:02:36.910 The kitchen. It's the bathroom, if anything. Come on. In 1:02:36.990 --> 1:02:40.380 the kitchen. Yeah, bro. Just flopping them out in the kitchen. 1:02:40.460 --> 1:02:45.060 Getting ready for work. Wow. Ironing her or steaming her top. Sure. 1:02:45.220 --> 1:02:45.400 Wow. 1:02:46.040 --> 1:02:46.340 All right. 1:02:46.600 --> 1:02:46.820 Yeah. 1:02:47.020 --> 1:02:48.530 I guess every family is different. 1:02:48.550 --> 1:02:49.530 He's from Northern California. 1:02:49.570 --> 1:02:52.210 It's a little more. It's a little granoli up there. Yeah. 1:02:52.530 --> 1:02:53.650 They're doing their own things. 1:02:53.670 --> 1:02:54.470 Teddy's looking like Nalgene. 1:02:55.130 --> 1:02:57.570 I walked out on my mom's son in her butthole. 1:02:57.670 --> 1:03:05.490 Whoa. Count it. Here we go. Oh, John Paul. 1:03:05.790 --> 1:03:08.820 John Paul, guess what I saw today. I'm doing numbers 1:03:08.910 --> 1:03:11.520 over here. I'm doing numbers over. 1:03:11.360 --> 1:03:12.000 Here, brother. 1:03:12.120 --> 1:03:16.320 Count it. I'm laughing, you bro. Durs, do you remember 1:03:16.380 --> 1:03:18.580 your first time? Blake's was his mom. 1:03:18.640 --> 1:03:19.020 Yeah. 1:03:19.480 --> 1:03:22.420 Yeah, I do. God rest her soul. She's alive, I think. 1:03:22.780 --> 1:03:26.560 Okie dokie. She's alive, I think. Yeah, I remember. And 1:03:27.100 --> 1:03:30.160 it were fun? Or was it like a classic, like 1:03:30.180 --> 1:03:31.460 in a backseat or something? 1:03:31.480 --> 1:03:31.840 Basement. 1:03:31.940 --> 1:03:33.260 Basement. Yeah, basement. 1:03:33.300 --> 1:03:35.200 That's why you like basements so much. 1:03:35.360 --> 1:03:36.020 It's part of it. 1:03:36.300 --> 1:03:39.220 It's part of it. All Midwestern boys love basements. That's 1:03:39.260 --> 1:03:40.390 where it goes down. That's a huge part of it. 1:03:40.760 --> 1:03:41.860 That's where it goes down. 1:03:41.910 --> 1:03:43.910 You know what's even better? If you can build a 1:03:43.950 --> 1:03:47.490 basement underneath the basement. 1:03:47.530 --> 1:03:50.490 Yeah, a double basement. Okay. See, that's ridiculous. 1:03:50.510 --> 1:03:52.850 Yeah, those are... Because if you think you're... I mean, 1:03:53.390 --> 1:03:55.130 no one knows what. 1:03:55.030 --> 1:03:55.990 Happens in those basements. 1:03:56.390 --> 1:03:57.110 So many doors. 1:03:57.130 --> 1:03:59.670 Yikes. So many doors. Yeah, of course. 1:03:59.730 --> 1:04:02.090 Those were the days. Wasn't that nice? I think I 1:04:02.170 --> 1:04:05.000 saw them, too, at the same... Same day. 1:04:05.020 --> 1:04:06.180 It was a viewing. 1:04:06.260 --> 1:04:07.080 It was a shirt up. 1:04:07.120 --> 1:04:09.760 That's awesome. That's actually awesome. It was a show and tell. 1:04:09.840 --> 1:04:11.460 That's an awesome combo. Yeah. 1:04:11.920 --> 1:04:12.120 Yeah. 1:04:12.340 --> 1:04:16.860 That's as good as it gets, brother. We are blue collar. Yeah. 1:04:16.880 --> 1:04:20.270 I had a friend that she would show them to me. 1:04:20.650 --> 1:04:21.310 That's not fair. 1:04:21.510 --> 1:04:23.110 Just from time to time. 1:04:23.130 --> 1:04:24.090 I don't like that. 1:04:24.310 --> 1:04:25.750 And she would just be like, here you go. I'd 1:04:25.770 --> 1:04:26.370 be like, thank you. 1:04:26.530 --> 1:04:28.870 I like it for you, but it makes me angry. 1:04:28.890 --> 1:04:29.670 That was awesome. 1:04:30.030 --> 1:04:30.250 Yeah. 1:04:30.430 --> 1:04:33.080 It made me feel good. You're pissing Durs off again. 1:04:33.280 --> 1:04:36.040 I felt because, like, I was the crippled kid, so, like... 1:04:35.860 --> 1:04:38.850 You got a lot of sympathy, boo. There was no... Yeah, 1:04:38.870 --> 1:04:39.470 it was sympathy. 1:04:40.070 --> 1:04:41.430 She thought you were blind, too. 1:04:41.910 --> 1:04:42.270 Yeah. 1:04:42.390 --> 1:04:44.610 She's like, that truck hit the side of. 1:04:44.630 --> 1:04:46.490 She's walking around the kitchen with her titties out. 1:04:46.550 --> 1:04:46.790 Yeah. 1:04:48.250 --> 1:04:48.650 Yeah. 1:04:48.790 --> 1:04:50.510 Yeah, that is nice. Yeah. 1:04:51.220 --> 1:04:53.840 Okay, any take-backs, any apologies, any epic slams? 1:04:55.390 --> 1:04:57.910 Just a shout. Let's just give a little shout out 1:04:57.950 --> 1:05:02.390 to those firsts for us. Wherever you may be, thanks 1:05:02.430 --> 1:05:04.140 for showing them. 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We got to just agree on 1:07:20.740 --> 1:07:21.200 one thing. 1:07:21.220 --> 1:07:21.920 Yeah, pick one. 1:07:22.000 --> 1:07:24.820 But yeah, we will be standing back and standing by. 1:07:24.840 --> 1:07:27.540 Yeah, he said, well, it was the fact that he 1:07:27.580 --> 1:07:33.580 said proud boys stand back and stand by. Yeah, that 1:07:33.640 --> 1:07:35.880 was a little suspect there, Donald Trump. 1:07:36.550 --> 1:07:36.790 Do not come. 1:07:37.150 --> 1:07:39.090 And did you mention the name of this tour is 1:07:39.110 --> 1:07:41.470 The Proud Guys? We're just proud guys. 1:07:41.570 --> 1:07:42.430 Everybody's coming. 1:07:42.570 --> 1:07:45.590 And moderator Chris Wallace asked Trump if he would condemn 1:07:45.610 --> 1:07:49.250 white supremacists and militia groups and tell them to stand down. 1:07:49.270 --> 1:07:53.260 And instead he said, Proud Boys, stand back and stand by. 1:07:53.280 --> 1:07:56.040 There we go, baby. Not exactly what he was looking 1:07:56.100 --> 1:07:57.500 for there, Donnie. 1:07:57.520 --> 1:08:02.470 He probably meant stand aside. Anyway, I got to go 1:08:02.510 --> 1:08:03.850 to my meeting. 1:08:05.090 --> 1:08:06.400 You must be in an enclave. 1:08:07.040 --> 1:08:09.180 We got to go to Canada and we got to 1:08:09.200 --> 1:08:12.180 bridge the gap. There's a lot of nonsense going on. 1:08:12.300 --> 1:08:15.240 These damn tariffs are tearing us apart. 1:08:15.300 --> 1:08:18.310 I don't like the way that Trump bangs on my 1:08:18.390 --> 1:08:19.510 boys in Canada. 1:08:19.770 --> 1:08:22.370 It's not cool. It's not cool. We love Canada. We're 1:08:22.410 --> 1:08:23.730 excited to be there. 1:08:23.790 --> 1:08:25.250 Yeah, those are your boys to bang on. 1:08:25.250 --> 1:08:27.070 I can't wait to be. 1:08:27.550 --> 1:08:30.010 You going over the falls in the barrel? I would 1:08:30.030 --> 1:08:30.410 like to. 1:08:30.430 --> 1:08:33.490 I would like to. Is that a thing that still happens? 1:08:33.950 --> 1:08:35.070 So here's the question. 1:08:35.110 --> 1:08:37.940 I know people have died doing that, but how many 1:08:37.979 --> 1:08:41.360 people have people not died doing that? 1:08:42.780 --> 1:08:46.540 What's the numbers there on who has died, who hasn't died? 1:08:46.560 --> 1:08:50.020 Didn't we Google this and it was some, like, rad-ass woman? 1:08:50.180 --> 1:08:53.770 Yeah, that's right. Yeah, give us a quick Google there, Todd. 1:08:53.810 --> 1:08:56.640 Her name's, like, Barrel Barbara or something? 1:08:56.840 --> 1:09:00.900 Only a small number of daredevils have successfully gone over 1:09:00.939 --> 1:09:04.180 Niagara Falls in a barrel or similar vessel with historic 1:09:04.220 --> 1:09:08.260 accounts noting that 9 to 11 people survived this specific 1:09:08.320 --> 1:09:11.570 barrel capsule, depending on how strict the definition is. 1:09:12.950 --> 1:09:18.469 Of survived? Okay, yeah. That's life! So here's what I think... 1:09:19.000 --> 1:09:19.560 We could do. 1:09:19.580 --> 1:09:24.000 So the first recorded person to survive the falls, to 1:09:24.040 --> 1:09:27.340 go over the falls, was school teacher Annie Edison Taylor, 1:09:27.620 --> 1:09:32.439 who in 1901, damn, dude, to do it in 1901, 1:09:32.439 --> 1:09:37.349 when they don't even have, like, real penicillin yet, you're wild. See, 1:09:37.530 --> 1:09:41.510 she successfully completed the stunt inside an oak barrel. 1:09:41.650 --> 1:09:43.930 And just for everyone out there, when did penicillin come out? 1:09:44.410 --> 1:09:46.420 I'm assuming later than that. 1:09:46.580 --> 1:09:47.200 Later that year? Yeah. 1:09:47.320 --> 1:09:48.320 That's crazy. 1:09:48.439 --> 1:09:50.940 She probably, they thought she was a witch and then 1:09:50.960 --> 1:09:53.960 she like survived and they're like, JK, she's cool. 1:09:54.040 --> 1:09:56.620 Okay, so thousands of people have gone over the falls 1:09:56.700 --> 1:10:01.250 intentionally or accidentally since 1850 resulting in 5,000 deaths. 1:10:01.510 --> 1:10:02.090 Okay, so. 1:10:02.130 --> 1:10:03.850 Thousands? That's suicides. 1:10:04.070 --> 1:10:05.310 Thousands. That's suicides. 1:10:05.330 --> 1:10:07.679 Yeah, you're going out on a good one. 1:10:08.110 --> 1:10:10.439 So 5,000 deaths. So this is Death Falls. 1:10:10.560 --> 1:10:12.180 We're going to the ghost capital of the universe. 1:10:12.200 --> 1:10:15.780 We're about to see the fucking Death Falls, man. It's beautiful, 1:10:15.840 --> 1:10:18.540 but it's deadly. Yeah, but it's haunted with all that mist. 1:10:18.600 --> 1:10:22.130 Those are spirits, dude. Let's go ghost hunting. Spooky. So 1:10:23.020 --> 1:10:26.450 going over on a jet ski, what is the likelihood... Now, 1:10:26.590 --> 1:10:27.170 I would do that. 1:10:28.080 --> 1:10:29.780 What if you jet ski off? 1:10:30.470 --> 1:10:33.090 You have a parachute. Yes. That's exactly what I was 1:10:33.110 --> 1:10:34.690 going to say. You fly off. 1:10:34.970 --> 1:10:37.970 You're on the jet ski. You let that fucking sail. 1:10:38.010 --> 1:10:40.570 You know how you like, you don't like kick it away. 1:10:40.840 --> 1:10:43.200 You just fly off and let it separate from you. 1:10:43.380 --> 1:10:44.000 Yes. 1:10:44.280 --> 1:10:45.479 And you let it separate from you. 1:10:45.580 --> 1:10:50.360 And then you, and now you're, and you're catching the 1:10:50.420 --> 1:10:53.050 wind and the gusts from the, Then it's trying to 1:10:53.090 --> 1:10:55.430 suck you back. You have those two little levers, so 1:10:55.450 --> 1:10:56.780 you're trying to straighten yourself out. 1:10:56.810 --> 1:11:00.810 It's getting kind of wet. The mist is clinging. It's collapsing. 1:11:00.970 --> 1:11:03.190 Yeah, but then you get far enough out, and you 1:11:03.210 --> 1:11:06.110 just coast right down to safety, and then you land 1:11:06.930 --> 1:11:08.550 in the parking lot of. 1:11:08.930 --> 1:11:09.430 McDonald's? 1:11:09.450 --> 1:11:13.560 Fallsview... Fallsview Casino and Resort. You land right in the 1:11:13.600 --> 1:11:13.870 parking lot. 1:11:13.960 --> 1:11:16.200 What an entrance. What an entrance. 1:11:16.220 --> 1:11:19.419 Yeah, you land right in the parking lot. We unclip 1:11:19.560 --> 1:11:21.000 and we walk right on a stage. 1:11:21.060 --> 1:11:23.620 We're like, okay, we're ready. Is this how we're going 1:11:23.640 --> 1:11:25.420 to do our entry? We're going to show a video 1:11:25.660 --> 1:11:28.019 of what you just described created by AI and then 1:11:28.100 --> 1:11:31.060 we just walk in with parachutes being pulled behind us? 1:11:31.100 --> 1:11:32.990 Did I just blow that? That's not a bad idea. 1:11:33.010 --> 1:11:35.670 That's not a bad idea. That is not a bad idea. 1:11:35.770 --> 1:11:41.030 And then hopefully, fingers crossed, We introduce a Canadian legend 1:11:41.050 --> 1:11:42.370 to come on stage with us. 1:11:42.490 --> 1:11:47.110 Fingers crossed. Fingers crossed. Fingers crossed. They won't call Isaac back, but. 1:11:47.189 --> 1:11:49.310 Could we get somebody who's gone over in a barrel? 1:11:49.350 --> 1:11:52.520 Is somebody still around? Like, somebody who's done it. 1:11:52.520 --> 1:11:55.680 Oh, that would be kind of cool. Yeah, that's worth asking. 1:11:55.700 --> 1:11:58.540 Let's look in a little interview. Isaac. 1:11:58.720 --> 1:12:00.200 I don't like you guys telling me to show my tits. 1:12:00.380 --> 1:12:02.820 Check it out. I'm thinking like a Kit Cloud kicker 1:12:02.840 --> 1:12:07.769 situation from Tailspin. You just fucking whip that little thing 1:12:07.890 --> 1:12:10.970 out and then... Adam, were you too? We're not a 1:12:10.990 --> 1:12:11.650 tailspin guy? 1:12:12.170 --> 1:12:12.730 No, sorry. 1:12:12.750 --> 1:12:16.769 I'm reading the insane amount of shit that Isaac just sent. 1:12:16.840 --> 1:12:19.800 It's like Isaac figured out how to work chat GPT 1:12:19.840 --> 1:12:20.599 is what's happening. 1:12:20.680 --> 1:12:23.880 And then now he's all over the place with it. 1:12:24.160 --> 1:12:27.479 And it's always good to have paragraphs and paragraphs to 1:12:27.560 --> 1:12:29.320 read while we're doing the podcast. Yeah. 1:12:29.340 --> 1:12:32.300 We're going to circle back on this one. 1:12:32.560 --> 1:12:34.419 But it seems like a lot of people are still... 1:12:35.080 --> 1:12:36.960 Still doing it. Still alive and kicking it. 1:12:37.060 --> 1:12:39.960 And by the way, maybe we do something like that 1:12:40.100 --> 1:12:43.790 at Fallsview Casino and Resort September 25th. 1:12:43.800 --> 1:12:45.400 Get your tickets now. 1:12:45.420 --> 1:12:48.669 Get your tickets now, baby. 1:12:48.770 --> 1:12:49.669 Can't wait. 1:12:50.010 --> 1:12:54.650 And I think that was another episode of This is Important. 1:12:54.890 --> 1:12:59.750 This is Important.