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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame day mornings on the twenties. Hello,

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Speaker 1: just Donk just checking in, you know, donc what DONK from?

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Speaker 1: Oh you know what? Dude? Like, well, I guess we

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Speaker 1: haven't talked on the phone because I'm like, this is

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Speaker 1: my first day anyway. Like, so you're a subscriber to

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Speaker 1: dot com, you know, like the virtual assistant and stuff. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: my name is Paul Donkler, but like you can just

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Speaker 1: call me Donk. Everybody calls me Donkball Like I'm your

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Speaker 1: new virtual assistant.

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Speaker 2: You're Mike.

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Speaker 1: What happened to Jessica? Oh you mean like the virtual

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Speaker 1: assistant that you had at first or whatever? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Like I don't know, but they put me on the

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Speaker 1: case like a couple of days ago. So I've been

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Speaker 1: handling stuff for you and like so now I'm just

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Speaker 1: calling to check in, you know, cause I know a

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Speaker 1: few things about your skeate that I wanted to go

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Speaker 1: over with you.

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Speaker 2: Dude, Okay, first off, when was anybody going to notify

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Speaker 2: me that there was a change?

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Speaker 1: Oh dude, you know what, bro, Like, I was supposed

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Speaker 1: to notify you like three days ago, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean? But like I'm not really on it with

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Speaker 1: stuff like that, so like kind of like mess that

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Speaker 1: one up. But so like I'm notifying you right now, dude,

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Speaker 1: Like Donk is all over it. Dude. Okay, okay, this

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Speaker 1: is confusing.

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Speaker 2: Okay. So you're telling me that they switched out Jessica

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Speaker 2: with you. Yeah, and you were supposed to tell me

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Speaker 2: this yeah three days ago.

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Speaker 1: Yeah did.

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Speaker 2: And you're telling me now.

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Speaker 1: Dude, you have to nail right on the head. I'm

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Speaker 1: proud of you, you know.

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Speaker 2: So then wait, so who's been carrying to work for

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Speaker 2: the past three days.

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Speaker 1: That would be Donk. Like I've been handling stuff like crazy,

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Speaker 1: bro already. Like I noticed one thing about your schedule

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Speaker 1: that was very concerning to me, like you have no

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Speaker 1: gym time, bro, And so I went ahead and like

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Speaker 1: there was like a meeting tomorrow, and then like in

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Speaker 1: two days, like another meeting. You know, I went ahead

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Speaker 1: and canceled those for you, and then I plugged in

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Speaker 1: like an hour each day, like we're gonna do chest tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Wait wait wait wait wait

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Speaker 2: wait wait wait wait wait wait are you telling me

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Speaker 2: that you've canceled two of my meetings because I need

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Speaker 2: to go to the gym just day tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Dude, I already put the work out on there and

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Speaker 1: then boulder shoulders two days after.

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Speaker 2: Moron, Do you understand what you just canceled on me?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, meet a couple of meetings that were like in

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Speaker 1: the place of gym time, and like I got a

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Speaker 1: question for you. Who's Jim.

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Speaker 2: That's the CEO of the company?

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that I worked for so well, Like he

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Speaker 1: was sending some emails. Dude, I didn't like the ton

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Speaker 1: so I want to have to responded on your behalf

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Speaker 1: Like and I told him, what's what, dude? I told

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Speaker 1: him to step off. I told him, don't ever talk

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Speaker 1: to you that way. Well, I pretended to be you.

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Speaker 1: I hope that's okay.

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Speaker 2: Like, what what did you do? What? Like? What did

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Speaker 2: you did not? Why did you even talk and think

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Speaker 2: of any kind of tone that you needed to think? Oh?

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Speaker 2: I can't even think right now. You should not have

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Speaker 2: sent a thing to anyone without bringing it to me first.

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Speaker 2: And now you're telling me that you've sent emails to

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Speaker 2: the CEO of the company.

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Speaker 1: Well, dude, I will let you know, like if you're unhappy,

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Speaker 1: I will let you know. Like you had like a

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Speaker 1: presentation coming up, Like I won't let you know, dude,

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Speaker 1: I went ahead and did it for you. It's already

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Speaker 1: to the client.

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Speaker 2: So wait, wait did you sent the presentation to Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I did, took care of it, like no, prob it

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Speaker 1: was super easy to you. Like really, what I did

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Speaker 1: was I just outlined a good plan for them, you know,

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Speaker 1: like macros, nutritions and workouts. You know, I included the

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Speaker 1: older shoulder workout that you got in two days from now.

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Speaker 2: No, we got to get rid of you. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 2: I'm done with you, dude. This is not how business

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Speaker 2: is conducted. This is not how you treat your clients.

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Speaker 2: I didn't speak to your boss.

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Speaker 1: Well I can't do that because this is actually Jubil

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Speaker 1: from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you

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Speaker 1: and your girlfriend Tina. Say you up? Oh yes, she

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Speaker 1: said you hired a virtual assistant company and wanted to

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Speaker 1: mess with you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm going to give her a call right now.

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Speaker 2: She has no idea, that's scared.

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Speaker 1: I would ton't cancel all your phone calls with her

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Speaker 1: too for gym time.

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Speaker 2: Are right?

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Speaker 1: You guys wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks