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Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty Little Secret the new heads of one six one.

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Speaker 1: It's time for dirty Little Secret. And remember, if you

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Speaker 1: have a secret to tell, just texted in four one

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Speaker 1: oh six one. We'll let you tell it on the air.

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Speaker 1: And remember we keep everybody anonymous, so nobody goes by

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Speaker 1: their real name when they tell a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: And I don't even know how this guy was able

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Speaker 1: to get on the phone right now. Pretty busy, but

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Speaker 1: Tom Brady, Tom Brady taking a break from his grueling

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Speaker 1: NFL schedule right now to come on the show and

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Speaker 1: tell us a dirty little secret. What's up, Tom? Yeah, yeah, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: Hey Tom? How's your balls? Are they soups inflated? No,

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Speaker 1: they're doing just fine? Thank you? All still deflated? Probably

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Speaker 1: probably well. Anyway, Tom Brady, what's the secret that you

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Speaker 1: want to tell us? Okay, um, it's it's I can't

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Speaker 1: believe we're maybe gonna finally cast up to this. Um. So,

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Speaker 1: my daughter had a hamster had what happened to it? Kids?

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Speaker 1: That's funny? All your daughter again? She's fourteen, fourteen, Okay,

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Speaker 1: she had a hamster. He had a hamster when she

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Speaker 1: was seven, Okay, and um, the hamster had a very

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Speaker 1: very unfortunate. Demise secret you murdered the hamster? Sounds like it. Um,

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Speaker 1: I did not know whatsoever that sometimes when two hamsters

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Speaker 1: lived together, Um, they they might just kind of kill

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Speaker 1: each other. Um oh yeah, like a fight to the death. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: There there was like an alpha hampsters. Apparently there is.

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Speaker 1: You can't have them two in the same cage or

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Speaker 1: this one will kill Yeah, they're so weird. Yeah, the

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Speaker 1: more dominant one. You would have told me that way, man.

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Speaker 1: So is your little secret that you started a hamster

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Speaker 1: fighting ring? Cock fighting guy, you know, but with hamsters. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean it was it was disgusting. I was like

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Speaker 1: cleaning the house and and I went into real They're like,

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Speaker 1: oh my gosh, what is this blood? Oh wow. So

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Speaker 1: I didn't I didn't want to tell her that, you know,

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Speaker 1: you know, Georgie ate Freddy. So it was just it

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Speaker 1: was gross. So I just I cleaned up the cage

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Speaker 1: and I just told her like, oh, um, so sorry buddy,

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Speaker 1: he you know, he must have just died in his sleep.

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Speaker 1: And so we there's this really neat part of town

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Speaker 1: where she likes just like the view, and she's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: can we can we bury him up there on that hill.

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Speaker 1: Um yeah, yeah, so we did, Like it's like this

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Speaker 1: thirty minute drive. So you know, I had to pretend box.

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Speaker 1: I never her looking flaves box, knowing that there was

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Speaker 1: nothing in the box. Yeah. So I drove this empty box,

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Speaker 1: went up to the hill, you know, buried it and

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Speaker 1: we have this little ceremony for it. So my dear

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Speaker 1: little secret is that her one hamster eight the other

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Speaker 1: she's never found out and we buried very empty box.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, And that's not all. That's not all. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: She asks to go see the grave site every year,

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Speaker 1: and I keep hoping. But now that she's fourteen, like,

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Speaker 1: is seven years enough of this? But I'm going, wow,

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Speaker 1: So every year for seven years, you have to go

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Speaker 1: visit the Hamster grave site. It's thirty minutes away from

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Speaker 1: your house. I mean, yeah, she's she's been a teenager

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Speaker 1: by now. I mean you've been seven years, and you

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Speaker 1: would think that she's kind of over it by now,

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Speaker 1: but nope, it's just become this annual thing. I only

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Speaker 1: hope that she's going to give it up, But I

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Speaker 1: have no idea. When are you ever going to tell her? Um?

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Speaker 1: Maybe on her twenty first birthday. I think of all

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Speaker 1: her money you'll save on gas just driving. If she

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Speaker 1: still wants to go there in her thirties, I'm definitely

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Speaker 1: going to tell her, what's your dirty little secret.