Speaker 1: What's up its lip service? I'm Angela Yee, I'm g Maguire,
Speaker 1: I'm Stephanie Santiago, I'm Laura Mura Godfrey guards First, thank
Speaker 1: you for coming through. This is your first time here, Yes,
Speaker 1: my first time. You've been saying you gotta do lip service,
Speaker 1: you gotta do listen said all right, whatever, I like
Speaker 1: you said you wanted to do it. I did, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: because I know you've passed. Sarah jay On you know
Speaker 1: we Yeah, Sarah j came to my plantads last week. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she was dope. She was cool. Have you seen her work? No, No,
Speaker 1: I haven't seen. I mean I know a lot of
Speaker 1: porn stars because I used to have porn starts come
Speaker 1: to my shows from Lexton Steel. You know. I have
Speaker 1: talked to the mode of of Lextington Steel that I
Speaker 1: have le just Steell just come to my shows, you
Speaker 1: know and us. Yeah, that's not the only place. She
Speaker 1: didn't want to let me have that mold. That's it.
Speaker 1: There's no way. Yes, yes, I deal though, it's like
Speaker 1: this big there's some actual molds humanous. It's it's been
Speaker 1: blessed like that's a rock bottle girl. It's like, yes,
Speaker 1: it's like that, but as thick as the top of
Speaker 1: the bottle, probably a little bit, just a little slight,
Speaker 1: nothing slicker than that. It's huge, but it's not really
Speaker 1: a blessing. Does anybody really want I don't want that.
Speaker 1: That's like, that's like a defect in your favor I
Speaker 1: guess it's like that might be like defective, but it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: ship right, well that's that's the dude probably like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you could take it, you know what I'm saying. But
Speaker 1: then that's that's fair guys though, because then they didn't
Speaker 1: get to give it. Well no, well at least they
Speaker 1: don't got to the women going oh yeah sure when
Speaker 1: someone is saying always takes so big a dudes like damn,
Speaker 1: I feel bad. Okay, what is that? What didn't you
Speaker 1: rather have a little dick that could fit and you
Speaker 1: come and have a great time than a big dick
Speaker 1: that no one can take, because then you're not having
Speaker 1: sex painful? Then yeah, because if a girl's like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I just can't rather swing the EXCaliber, somebody had an accent.
Speaker 1: Come here, I don't understand. I am the kid, because peasants,
Speaker 1: you can't even suck that you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: that probably isn't imagine he's been. There's porn girls that
Speaker 1: handle it though, But then you got to find those
Speaker 1: that's He's just they might have a defect, they might
Speaker 1: have an abyss. When I looked at it, I just
Speaker 1: felt it up here. Well yeah, well, I mean those
Speaker 1: are the dudes were so funny because when you're watching porn,
Speaker 1: you're basically as when you've been watching poor I was
Speaker 1: watching porn since you know. When I got to New York,
Speaker 1: it was poor in Heaven. It was porn everywhere, like everywhere.
Speaker 1: I remember my first Okay, I was doing this voice
Speaker 1: over like late night. His voice over with it was
Speaker 1: me Pell and some other we're doing voice for Joe's
Speaker 1: Apartment is a story about this dude, Billy West, who's
Speaker 1: an incredible voiceover. So I was I'm still living in
Speaker 1: from Chicago, so I was still leaving Chicago, but they
Speaker 1: wanted me to come down there to his voiceovers. It
Speaker 1: was a snowstorm some ship, and I remember Chappelle was like, hey, Gaffrey,
Speaker 1: you want to go there's a strip joint right next door.
Speaker 1: I was like, what's strip joint? Let's just go down
Speaker 1: there and go down there and it was and I
Speaker 1: was the first time in New York. I'm like, wow,
Speaker 1: there's so many porn stores and we're just what. I
Speaker 1: was like, Yeah, So that's when I really when I
Speaker 1: got here. I mean I saw porn every once in
Speaker 1: a while in Chicago, but I didn't really. But when
Speaker 1: I got to New York, I was like, ship, I
Speaker 1: got the police joints. That's how I started knowing ja
Speaker 1: jackb Dell real, you know, he started knowing about all
Speaker 1: the different For Heather Hunter man Hunter has been in
Speaker 1: my show before. That's is amazing. She's a photographers and
Speaker 1: I used to be like Heather Hunter. Yo. I remember
Speaker 1: one time I've been hit on by barn people. But
Speaker 1: I know they're I go, now, I'm good because you
Speaker 1: know who they are, Like nah, cool hell because you
Speaker 1: know they work. I'm like, am I gonna do? Do
Speaker 1: you still watch it? Like? Do you still watch for him?
Speaker 1: But okay, so when Sarah j came on, you didn't
Speaker 1: research and let me go check out some of her work.
Speaker 1: I will. I just didn't, but I'll check it out,
Speaker 1: you know. I mean, I just never I was more
Speaker 1: into well, I mean, it depends but I was always
Speaker 1: more into the black porns anyway, just in general, she
Speaker 1: has a lot of black guys. I know sometimes you
Speaker 1: watch that, you know, but that gets the biggest numbers though.
Speaker 1: Black dudes with black gets the biggest numbers in the
Speaker 1: Red States, especially because so white men are watching that ship.
Speaker 1: Is that true? That's a fact, white man, because that's there.
Speaker 1: I'm just keeping in one hundred. That's their fear because
Speaker 1: I know some girls will be like, I'll there the
Speaker 1: white guy. Last have you ever been with a black dude?
Speaker 1: And they'll go they'll get mad at that. You know,
Speaker 1: how you try to get over your fear by watching
Speaker 1: something probably got I'm like, what are you watching? You
Speaker 1: know they're around. Do you think that they go back
Speaker 1: they watched to learn to Yeah, I just think it's
Speaker 1: just it's a'm not saying like the white dudes don't
Speaker 1: have big ones, but like, I just think they go
Speaker 1: in there head but nobody goes big white dick. Nobody's
Speaker 1: afraid of big white dick. No one's got the big
Speaker 1: white dick. That's true. I like black that's my favorite
Speaker 1: porn porn category. Yeah, because it's like and you they're
Speaker 1: fucking girls in the ass and all with these big
Speaker 1: dicks right and they're taking it. But the porn thing
Speaker 1: is like that. But I never mean, I like, I
Speaker 1: don't mean to interrupt you. So I like seeing big dicks,
Speaker 1: but I'll never go for a big white dicks. It's
Speaker 1: like big white dis don't scare you. They're gonna pink.
Speaker 1: It's just something about melting cut, something about it's like,
Speaker 1: you know what it's like when you see a dil
Speaker 1: though that's black, or dil that's white. The black one
Speaker 1: still looks like more. It just looks strong, delicious. Yeah
Speaker 1: and pause, I didn't say that. Yeah, you guys like
Speaker 1: delisting into magitides. I'm not getting into you. I'm not
Speaker 1: paying liquid now that ship solid. I took science solid.
Speaker 1: So what do you watch when sexual? When what do
Speaker 1: you watch? I like to watch, you know, like regular
Speaker 1: sex shit. Like I like watching the Black Girls ship.
Speaker 1: But it depends on what guys, the Black girls, the
Speaker 1: black I don't say that. The b said like like
Speaker 1: black Girl, I like the Black Point. It depends some
Speaker 1: of them. The Asian ones be trippy, the Japanese ship
Speaker 1: be so crazy. No, that's crazy because the Japanese I
Speaker 1: like it because they try to be creative. It's always
Speaker 1: focused on the woman and they blur out the guys
Speaker 1: and we don't know what that is. And then you'll
Speaker 1: see the guy going to do it. She's like, you
Speaker 1: don't eat pain in Japanese. So the guys like he's
Speaker 1: putting clothes pins, don't do like, don't slapping. They all
Speaker 1: kind of sound the sink the show. The man is
Speaker 1: in and out. It's always focused on the one, like right,
Speaker 1: it's so weird. They're very strange. Or they'll do this
Speaker 1: other thing where they would have these girls because I
Speaker 1: forgot what they call it. When I was in Tokyo.
Speaker 1: They had the girls in the shorts with the socks,
Speaker 1: the school dresses. There's a name for them, and they
Speaker 1: would have they wouldn't use the sters. Will it be
Speaker 1: a girl on the bus and she'd be looking around
Speaker 1: and then the guys would be like, they're just like finger.
Speaker 1: They do a lot of weird ship and they got
Speaker 1: the hint. Time is the animation they do. I like
Speaker 1: the I know what he's talking about bodies that they
Speaker 1: wi they had, Yeah, and it'll be like this this
Speaker 1: beautiful drawing of a woman like a cartoon and then
Speaker 1: it's these big monster cocks and then it's like the
Speaker 1: tits are perfect, that ass is perfect, and it's like,
Speaker 1: you know, you know what, they did a whole profile
Speaker 1: at this guy, Like he's a picto sexual right, so
Speaker 1: he's a picto sexuus in Tokyo. So what he does
Speaker 1: is he has like an anime girlfriend that is like
Speaker 1: a celebrity but in online, and so he married her.
Speaker 1: He actually paid and had a real wedding and yes
Speaker 1: with like Victo and is there is a lot of
Speaker 1: them now, like there's it's getting more popular. I mean
Speaker 1: because nowadays, I don't know, not now, but it's just
Speaker 1: there's so many ways to be it's accused of stuff
Speaker 1: like listen, with the me too thing, it served its
Speaker 1: purpose for people who deserve to be taken down. But
Speaker 1: then there's like the guys like myself who actually don't
Speaker 1: touch women when they don't want to be touched, who
Speaker 1: actually talked normally, I don't talk dirty. I don't do
Speaker 1: any of that. She said, dick picks none of that ship.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, you've never said, yeah, I asked any
Speaker 1: of that ship, don't do it? So she asked you, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like, now, I don't do that getting stuff said
Speaker 1: it to me, but I go, all right, but I'm
Speaker 1: not saying it ship. And that's what you say, all
Speaker 1: right about noise? I said what you want me to do? Go? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't nice. Nobody did accuse you of anything. No.
Speaker 1: But but sometimes I've had somebody tried to do that
Speaker 1: and I go, what are you talking about now? Because
Speaker 1: sometimes if something is consensual and they didn't get anything
Speaker 1: else out of that, then they go, you do that.
Speaker 1: I really that's nasty. Not just me and my buddy,
Speaker 1: they do that. They go, he did this to me?
Speaker 1: When was this ten years ago? He because you look
Speaker 1: at the Cosby thing, because I'm on that Cosby documentary.
Speaker 1: I'm all over the Cosby Doctor. Did I work for um? Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's people, but it's like, oh yeah, I believe many
Speaker 1: ship he did do, of course, because he kind of
Speaker 1: told on himself on Larry King about Spanish flying ship
Speaker 1: like that. But there's some that I know are lying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but one person to be telling the what's When you go, no,
Speaker 1: I didn't do that, then they're going he did do it.
Speaker 1: Once they throw that at you, they start going he
Speaker 1: probably did right there, you know what I mean, you'd
Speaker 1: be like, no, I never I've never done that. I
Speaker 1: don't even talk to women that roll their eyes at me.
Speaker 1: I walk away. I don't even try. I'm very lazy.
Speaker 1: I don't like you don't like the way I was
Speaker 1: bull Basically it's like the mathematics wasn't correct, because that's
Speaker 1: where I'd like to play hard to get to right.
Speaker 1: And I'm not into that. I'm like, I don't feel
Speaker 1: like I'm not I'm lazy. I'm like, if you don't
Speaker 1: like me, I just keep it move. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: I can't stand a guy who don't take the hint,
Speaker 1: like the energy, Like, if the energy is not there,
Speaker 1: you can't try because then just like, alright, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I like corny ship God, like, there's can be so
Speaker 1: many reasons though if she's married, but if she did,
Speaker 1: there's so many reasons. And I don't let the eagle go.
Speaker 1: I'm like, do you even know what she's been? You
Speaker 1: don't know, probably saving you from a dude that might
Speaker 1: run up on you. You don't. I'm a special guy.
Speaker 1: I remember doing that before. I said, excuse me, Chicago man,
Speaker 1: it's a pimp. City. It's real ship. I'm like, I
Speaker 1: go up to you know, you go up and run.
Speaker 1: Excuse me? Can I talk? No? I mean just from
Speaker 1: oh No, I'm not interested. That's cool. We have a
Speaker 1: good day. I remember girl said you're not gonna even
Speaker 1: try go You said no, right to make it because
Speaker 1: there's that's the best on Greece, dude, there's a lot,
Speaker 1: but I like to pick one. Okay, first one I
Speaker 1: know was one I fa lovin. I love ship, you know,
Speaker 1: but the best we got together day, like think that
Speaker 1: was jo Yeah, let me tell you what's great about
Speaker 1: that song. It was also teens that they did from Greece.
Speaker 1: Lightly to look at me, I'm saying, d yeah, boring
Speaker 1: the hand job? Are you at your money? Come on
Speaker 1: now you're talking about what can't you get? You? A
Speaker 1: girl like you so good at this? Goodly probably did
Speaker 1: like this. So she slammed a car door on his
Speaker 1: and then he did say, yeah, it's just a talk
Speaker 1: about Andy. I met Olivia Newton John. She was at
Speaker 1: my show. Just finished watching the twenty five year anniversary
Speaker 1: of Greece because it's my favorite musical. I was watching
Speaker 1: the interviews. Blah blah blah, I go downtown to the
Speaker 1: comedy cellar. They say, yo, it's a It was a
Speaker 1: January two, early two thousand and I go downstairs. They said,
Speaker 1: guess who's downstairs Living Newton John. I said, man, you
Speaker 1: gotta be kidding watching her. That was my first white girlfriend.
Speaker 1: I was like a living and I went downstairs. I
Speaker 1: went on stage and I talked about Grease my whole set,
Speaker 1: and after that she waited for me with her daughter,
Speaker 1: and I sat in the limousine with her. She goes,
Speaker 1: that was the funniest ship I've ever had in my life.
Speaker 1: And she goes, oh my god, I just talked to
Speaker 1: a living Newton John for a half hour. That's amazing.
Speaker 1: I don't even think about all the different themes from Grease.
Speaker 1: It was got pregnant, She didn't. She wasn't pregnant. When
Speaker 1: he like, She's like alarm yo that Remember when they
Speaker 1: was at the drive to and she was like, I
Speaker 1: skipped period. And by the time she got to the car,
Speaker 1: he was like, sub I heard your knocked up. He
Speaker 1: starts spreading yeah, and then she sang the one song
Speaker 1: when remember when Connickie's fixing the car and Rizzo's because
Speaker 1: everybody's looking at it's all sad stock her chatting. Listen.
Speaker 1: The song is fantastic. Grease is the word by Frankie Valley,
Speaker 1: written by the BGS. Let's get real. They have a
Speaker 1: documentary Robert Stickwood and Alan Carr who produced it. They
Speaker 1: had two new documentaries out. I've watched them all. How
Speaker 1: about we all our fans grease in here that because
Speaker 1: how could you not be a fan of musicals can
Speaker 1: kind of get on your nerves because I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't feel like hearing this ship, but grease, I go,
Speaker 1: I like everything, everything everything or not too long. Remember
Speaker 1: they're not very long. They're like the perfect time because
Speaker 1: some musicals are like because I want to see rent.
Speaker 1: I was like, man, I go every remember school dropout,
Speaker 1: go back to when they had the prim and he
Speaker 1: was dancing with the other little fast girl and he got,
Speaker 1: oh yeah that wasn't born to job. Yeah the grabs champion.
Speaker 1: But they were all like the such the perfect musical.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Creece is the word Frankie Valley. We
Speaker 1: take the fresh wait conventionality on soul track Come on now.
Speaker 1: Before you came in here, we were having a discussion
Speaker 1: right what is it like to sleep with the comedian? Now?
Speaker 1: Of course you guys are you guys are not Monelith?
Speaker 1: Of course right? But do you have funny thoughts? Because
Speaker 1: I would have to in my head think you're thinking
Speaker 1: of material all the time. You don't, Actually, no, man,
Speaker 1: you know no, because sometimes you'll get people thinking, don't
Speaker 1: be making droops broke. I'm like, I'm not. I can compartmentalized,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Like, have you ever had
Speaker 1: those some jokes in your head while you were having sex? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, when you when you're kissing you claim teeth.
Speaker 1: You know you want to stop? Come on now, you
Speaker 1: know this ship or the stomach sounds you keep it moving,
Speaker 1: but you're like, come on, it's stopping, Like was funny?
Speaker 1: Come on? I know you didn't fun when or when
Speaker 1: you're dripping in this No, not the squirt that's always done.
Speaker 1: That's always amazing. But when the sweat hits her in
Speaker 1: the eyes, like, what do you think sweat the hit
Speaker 1: tearing it up? It's just it's the sweat. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: what do you do it? You? I mean like you
Speaker 1: I take you take it? You try to be as
Speaker 1: serious as you can take you do your best sextually
Speaker 1: be fun though, I think so. I like, here's what's funny.
Speaker 1: I love sex with TV on that is, I like
Speaker 1: having sex. We're poring on the TV now. I don't
Speaker 1: like that ship. I don't like having says that the
Speaker 1: TV on because sometimes what's happening on TV does not
Speaker 1: sync up it's happening. Let me tell you why TV
Speaker 1: is good. Sometimes you're supposed to be, if you know,
Speaker 1: if it's like Law and Order, it's always I'm looking
Speaker 1: sometimes in your head, you know, like, oh, you're going
Speaker 1: to court right now. I like when random TV is on,
Speaker 1: the worst religion pops off. You like shit and like
Speaker 1: the lights and the TV light is dope sometimes because
Speaker 1: it's different. Commercials look different. Sometimes I like, I gotta
Speaker 1: I can't have the value mine And I actually if
Speaker 1: something like the TV is on and it's too much,
Speaker 1: I turn it off, like second on the TV because
Speaker 1: it makes me come faster from looking at it, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not the person yourself. I don't know. I need
Speaker 1: to watch lexic did steal while you and your bullshit? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It might like we could he could be he could
Speaker 1: eat my pussy for twenty minutes or three Right, What
Speaker 1: I'm saying, I don't watch porn with people might myself
Speaker 1: that's going. I watch it because I'm like I have to,
Speaker 1: you know, I have to go in my dungeon rather
Speaker 1: with the women. Right, would you rather eat her out
Speaker 1: for three minutes or twenty minutes? If you had a twice?
Speaker 1: I go along anyway, so are you for a long time.
Speaker 1: It's cool, especially if they like it, if they don't
Speaker 1: like it, because a lot of times people say, oh,
Speaker 1: he wasn't say I said, did you? Did you talk
Speaker 1: to them? Did you tell them what you like? You
Speaker 1: can't just we guess, We guess because you go, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm being with you. Guys have holes, okay, the same
Speaker 1: fun the vaginanta fu, the medical terms. You have holes, right,
Speaker 1: you got holes? You go in your head, you go, okay.
Speaker 1: The clicks right there, I think everybody's clicks built differently. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go down there and make some guesses here.
Speaker 1: Think I'm gonna tap it right there. But and she
Speaker 1: should tell me the speed and the intensity of it.
Speaker 1: Let me know something. I'm just guessing. Sometimes if you
Speaker 1: kiss somebody in there, they go I don't like that ship.
Speaker 1: Thank you tell me you're like that? No, I don't
Speaker 1: like okay cool. Some people have dead ditties. They don't
Speaker 1: they know nothing there some women like some people like
Speaker 1: side booth sucking areas. Yeah, I never heard that either. Yeah,
Speaker 1: some women don't know how to stimulate dudes. They can
Speaker 1: talk all this about guys, but sometimes you're just sitting
Speaker 1: there doing nothing yourself. Sometimes little touches help the guy too,
Speaker 1: But we don't think that if you're hard, you like it.
Speaker 1: But that's what women will think, like he's hard, he
Speaker 1: likes it? No, he this thing. I just want to
Speaker 1: fucking leave. Nah. Some dudes get stimulated by certain things too,
Speaker 1: you know. But if you're just sitting there, she's not
Speaker 1: doing it. Besides the nipple, what else stimulates? It depends
Speaker 1: on how they kiss you too, on the neck and
Speaker 1: stuff like that. It depends you like them lick in
Speaker 1: your hands. Some Some people have weird tongues, like don't
Speaker 1: I don't like a song in my ears? And it depends,
Speaker 1: it depends, it depends, It depends. At the moment it's me,
Speaker 1: you're doing this right, yeah? What it means like yeah,
Speaker 1: But like I said, it's nothing wrong with communicating, like, oh,
Speaker 1: what do you like when okay? And you'll know, you know,
Speaker 1: just communicate. When you don't communicate, then you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: you didn't even know what to do. Well, you didn't
Speaker 1: tell them right, GPS for the mother. What do you
Speaker 1: think about asking to do something before you do it,
Speaker 1: because nowadays you need to ship, you say matter stress
Speaker 1: stressed women in the street. I mean, I was never
Speaker 1: ignorant with it, but I don't really look. I just
Speaker 1: keep it moving. I'll be in ahead, like two models
Speaker 1: in the runway. I used to like, you know, you'd
Speaker 1: be like, you know, another guy be like yo, I
Speaker 1: don't cat call. I never a cat call. I'm not
Speaker 1: a cat caller. I don't. I don't do that kind
Speaker 1: of ship. I like sex like the next person, but
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not disrespectful. I just don't yo. I'm
Speaker 1: afraid that does. That's what I keep doing it. Listen, listen.
Speaker 1: I had my degrees in psychology. I was a psych
Speaker 1: major in college. And whatever behavior is reinforced, it's going
Speaker 1: to continue. Why do you think people beg I'm saying
Speaker 1: untaxed money In New York, the average panhandler makes fifty grand.
Speaker 1: Now if people never ever gave them money, they get
Speaker 1: a job, but you reinforce it with giving him a dollary, like, oh, ship,
Speaker 1: it's working. So somebody goes he yo. Some girls like
Speaker 1: y and my way. It might be corny. Why do
Speaker 1: I say, excuse me? He corny? She might like the
Speaker 1: yo yo. So like when I was a kid, you know, um,
Speaker 1: and I started, you know, getting turning into a beautiful girl,
Speaker 1: a young lady, you know, And I started getting attention
Speaker 1: from guys. I remember one time I got a friend
Speaker 1: that this like somebody just he smelled bag. He was
Speaker 1: just terrible trying to talk to me. And I told
Speaker 1: my friend, I'm like, what makes him think that he
Speaker 1: has a chance with me? And he's like stuff, you
Speaker 1: can't win a lot of if you don't play, like
Speaker 1: somebody's gonna back to truth. But he has confidence. So
Speaker 1: I like, understand, dudes talk to women. You're all confident,
Speaker 1: like you're looking right, like you never know what chance
Speaker 1: you're gonna get there like that, I didn't want to
Speaker 1: let you know. You gave me a dollar, I'll take
Speaker 1: you an give me that. A lot of matches that
Speaker 1: can't talk to women. But brothers be digging about women
Speaker 1: trying to talk to you. Um, you know what's so fortunate?
Speaker 1: Even in college I had there was a chick out.
Speaker 1: I was digging like a monthfucker. She was like the
Speaker 1: alpha sweetheart. You know alpha's had their little sweetheart court
Speaker 1: She's alpha sweethart. I was like, damn that girls dope
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. Then I found out she was digging
Speaker 1: me and I got it. It It was easy for me.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh cool. My boy was like yo,
Speaker 1: she stops like so I I got lucky where I
Speaker 1: got hooked up sort of because I was told you
Speaker 1: I'm lazy. I don't always been lazy. I've been lazy.
Speaker 1: Like I was like, yo, who's your friend? Oh yo,
Speaker 1: tell okay? Cool? I had it easy sort of, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? But what about like even on
Speaker 1: the street, girls called me it's cool. It depends on
Speaker 1: how they do it, because sometimes you get girls too aggressive,
Speaker 1: be like she must be a craighead, you know what works?
Speaker 1: Like what do you like if I don't find if
Speaker 1: someone comes up to me, because now you know, come on,
Speaker 1: we're all in the spotlight. So now so he's like, hey,
Speaker 1: It depends on the conversation and in my head I go,
Speaker 1: damn nice. You know, if it's my type, I go, well,
Speaker 1: hell this is great, you know um, But it's it
Speaker 1: depends on how you do it. It's like people approaching
Speaker 1: you like saying they love your comedy. I don't think
Speaker 1: it's be like yo, man, make me laugh, like fuck
Speaker 1: you dude. But if they don't, go man, I love
Speaker 1: what you're doing and you're like, hey man, I appreciate.
Speaker 1: It depends on the conversation, depends on the energy bringing.
Speaker 1: Because some cats come at you because they insecure and
Speaker 1: they see you in person, they're like yo, yo fun man.
Speaker 1: You know, they don't know how to come at you
Speaker 1: because it's insecurity. But some come at you go hey,
Speaker 1: oh man, I love what you do and you're like,
Speaker 1: I like the way he did. It's a sales pitch, man.
Speaker 1: It's it's really you're pitching yourself. Here's the product. Here's
Speaker 1: my pitch. Like when you I hate coming up to
Speaker 1: a group of women, I hate that ship. Really this
Speaker 1: you know there's two or three they're gonna be hating
Speaker 1: on you. It's just always happens that way, and be
Speaker 1: like this thing, who's this thing you come up there. Hey, ladies,
Speaker 1: don't worry you. I just want to say your friend
Speaker 1: out and somebody came up to the group you think
Speaker 1: any one of us would hate looking like thank you.
Speaker 1: We are group of people you're with, like the group
Speaker 1: of friends you're with, because there is some group of
Speaker 1: friends that have, you know, low key hate and vibes.
Speaker 1: An apple will mess up a man whatever. Because when
Speaker 1: I see a group of women, I sit there and
Speaker 1: I don't move. I'm like, fuck that, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't because I just don't want to deal with
Speaker 1: And it's it's just it's stereotyping because you're so it's
Speaker 1: conditioned responsing because you're going I've been through the scenario
Speaker 1: too many times. I'm good. I'm gonna sitt and just
Speaker 1: enjoy to look over there unless they say, hey, yo that.
Speaker 1: But other than I'm just like now, I just don't
Speaker 1: want to because I know me and I don't want
Speaker 1: to be like hey, I'm gonna say something pop off
Speaker 1: and be like yo, miss, ain't be talking to you
Speaker 1: because I'm not don't want to go talking and I
Speaker 1: really don't like you because there's plenty of us on
Speaker 1: the planet. I don't. Now what if you're talking to
Speaker 1: a girl with a group of her friends and then
Speaker 1: you offered to buy her a drink? Do you offered
Speaker 1: to buy everybody your friend? So what about? But you
Speaker 1: know now lately I do. So I'll be out with
Speaker 1: my friends and if a guy come by and he
Speaker 1: offers to buy me a drink, like my girls get
Speaker 1: it at it like he's supposed to buy all of
Speaker 1: us a drink, And I'm like, why am I going
Speaker 1: to force him? I don't If a boy, if the
Speaker 1: dude come talking to you, my thing is, that's just
Speaker 1: non confident girls. You should have girls that go yo,
Speaker 1: that's what's up boom. You don't need a drink from him.
Speaker 1: That's something if we're if if we're sitting at a
Speaker 1: table and someone comes and offers Angela a drink, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't expect for him somebody right, that's real, that's real confident.
Speaker 1: But do though, But if you do the next if
Speaker 1: he did, he does you know what I'm saying, like,
Speaker 1: it doesn't have to happen. But okay, So if he
Speaker 1: come off for me a drink and just get me
Speaker 1: a drink and I'm with a group of my friends. Okay,
Speaker 1: but if he offered me a drink, but also your
Speaker 1: friends that make that gets like okay, that gives me
Speaker 1: a little more, you know, you never know, let me
Speaker 1: say no back this fo a girl sitting at a
Speaker 1: table at dinner, Can you send one of them a
Speaker 1: drink over from your table? Or do you feel like
Speaker 1: that's rude? Next round? Yeah, it could be the next round,
Speaker 1: or it could be just one. This is for the
Speaker 1: lady right there. I just want to whatever she's having,
Speaker 1: whatever she's having, wrong with that. And it was like
Speaker 1: one time Angela took us out to dinner and someone
Speaker 1: sends us a bottle of champagne to her. Oh yeah
Speaker 1: they did. But wait here there was a guy with
Speaker 1: and she was the date with somebody else. Yeah I
Speaker 1: know I was not on the of the date, but
Speaker 1: it wasn't. There was a guy with us at the table,
Speaker 1: but it wasn't a date. But he didn't know that, right,
Speaker 1: So he sent a bottle over to the table, and
Speaker 1: the guy he was with us actually got mad and
Speaker 1: was like, he don't know if I'm with you know,
Speaker 1: because he liked you know, I think he was the
Speaker 1: guy felt disrespect. He feels like you don't know if
Speaker 1: we're together. So the guy, yeah, sent over a bottle
Speaker 1: that note, But then the guy weren't together, No, we weren't,
Speaker 1: but he didn't know that, like the guy right, So
Speaker 1: with him getting mad and he's in his feelings. Well
Speaker 1: then the guy came over to the table and everybody
Speaker 1: talked and it was fine, but he just felt like,
Speaker 1: I don't try to pump me because you don't know
Speaker 1: if I'm with One of these is getting mad. You know,
Speaker 1: he's sitting with a group of girls, So that's like
Speaker 1: you sitting with us and Anthony sending over a bottle
Speaker 1: and mad like, where's my glass? Security? And he likes
Speaker 1: one of you guys. It's insecurity and who who is he?
Speaker 1: There's three women here and he goes sent you them,
Speaker 1: so you could could he could be pla me. I
Speaker 1: don't know, but what are you getting mad about? So
Speaker 1: there's somebody he likes in that group and he's upset
Speaker 1: nobody's punking him. And I wouldn't be chilling because anything
Speaker 1: she donna like you is she gonna act accordingly. She
Speaker 1: gonna appreciate that. But this is my dude, thought out
Speaker 1: of the people. Watch people's behavior even if the person
Speaker 1: goes yo a mob blah blah blah. Let's say I'm
Speaker 1: you're my girl, I'm say some crazy ship. I expect
Speaker 1: you to handle your ship, handle your ship because he's
Speaker 1: wanting me to step to do something to me. But
Speaker 1: if you handle your ship, I'm good. If you handle
Speaker 1: and go, hey, that's I'm good. I don't have to
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even want my man to do that. Like
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be with somebody that every time something happens
Speaker 1: they get confrontation. I would rather you let me handle it.
Speaker 1: And if it feels like I can't, then you different ship.
Speaker 1: But you know, our culture has always been built up
Speaker 1: and looking even from our music, it's always been built up.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take your woman, I'm gonna take your man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's all about school taking somebody respect. We don't have
Speaker 1: a lot of respectful ship. We don't believe that our
Speaker 1: culture is not respectful. At a lot of times, it's
Speaker 1: not about oh, that's your with my bad. It's all
Speaker 1: about you that dude. You can take all the videos
Speaker 1: used to be like that. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: That approach doesn't work with me. Which one like I
Speaker 1: haven't made you them like I got you. Let me
Speaker 1: love you up or let me upgrade your life like
Speaker 1: the biggest I feel like this invite a little guy.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I have a boyfriend. That means that I'm
Speaker 1: not interested. I'm just trying your friend. You know. I
Speaker 1: say that if I was your girl, would you want
Speaker 1: me to have a friend. Like, yeah, that's what you're saying.
Speaker 1: Oh you tell like I have a boyfriend, and he's like,
Speaker 1: I take both of you all out. Well, he goes
Speaker 1: like this, Oh, I include everybody. I got a bottle
Speaker 1: for you and good. But then you got that too.
Speaker 1: You had to be like, no, I'm talking about you man.
Speaker 1: I wanted you're good, but you don't right man, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. It's like, yeah, it's like a
Speaker 1: lot of It's just all about how you handle it, man,
Speaker 1: because no dude is in the mood to I don't
Speaker 1: know what these dude he might be with his boys.
Speaker 1: And I'm not trying to get sucked up. I'm human.
Speaker 1: I like my life. But how are you going to
Speaker 1: handle it? You know what I mean? But if it
Speaker 1: gets to dispect, I got a step in no choice.
Speaker 1: Now let me get see this as you don't really drink, right,
Speaker 1: Can you date somebody who drinks a lot? Or have
Speaker 1: you drinks a lot as an alcoholic? Alcoholic? Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And now and then every now and then if it's
Speaker 1: every day, it's like, oh, we need rehab, not lock myself.
Speaker 1: I don't like that model checked that I was dating
Speaker 1: and ship and she would be like coming to like
Speaker 1: my show, would be around and then be locked because
Speaker 1: she's tall pretty much, And I'm like, and she'd be loud.
Speaker 1: I go, yo, sit your ass down? Are you doing it? Like?
Speaker 1: I totally want to sit your ass down? We get it,
Speaker 1: your model, we get it. You drinking, you get loud,
Speaker 1: but shut the funk up. Seriously, that's embarrassing. I'm like,
Speaker 1: and I wasn't. It was like it was too many times.
Speaker 1: It's like, yo, ship the fun down? Do that for me?
Speaker 1: Get it? Your mom get but to get its? New
Speaker 1: York cares stop? What is this ship? Don't you do best?
Speaker 1: Your model? Shut up? It was just one particular person, remember,
Speaker 1: not all do what you do? Keep trying pot It's
Speaker 1: like you turned the tag. What the fun is? Kate Morshington?
Speaker 1: What about her calling you drunk? Calling me like you
Speaker 1: guys have a long distance situation. And you know, when
Speaker 1: she out with her friends and she starts crying, that's fine.
Speaker 1: When they're called I get drunk, get drunk. What are
Speaker 1: you doing? Guy? That's cute. That's what you do. You
Speaker 1: know where you're at. That's different. I don't ever judge
Speaker 1: you smoke, that's fine. I do one another chicks another
Speaker 1: like a model chick like she was just I saw
Speaker 1: her party one time. I was like, damn, she's nice.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? It was easy enough. I
Speaker 1: didn't say nothing. I just said, what's up to her? Boom?
Speaker 1: Kept it moving. She had a mean ass face when
Speaker 1: she was fine, and I was like, I forget. And
Speaker 1: then one day Artie brought her over to the comedy
Speaker 1: because I said, Yo, there's that chick. And I was like, Yo,
Speaker 1: hey are you doing but chicken? Saw let me crabs
Speaker 1: joint chick, you know. And then she came back on
Speaker 1: her own to find me a big mistake because she
Speaker 1: ended up being a fucking h but already bother. So
Speaker 1: but now, friends, we already knows so many women just
Speaker 1: already just knows. Oh my god, that's why you gonna
Speaker 1: bring already here now that I think about it. You
Speaker 1: did used to have a whole bunch of models at
Speaker 1: that show back. Yeah, we always already, especially new More
Speaker 1: because me coming from Chicago to here already when I
Speaker 1: met already we would party every day like we go
Speaker 1: to life a spy all that we go. We would
Speaker 1: do our shows and party, but only Sunday to Thursday.
Speaker 1: Friday and Saturday was for the fridging tunnel people we did.
Speaker 1: We were the middle of the week during the week ships,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I still feel like that.
Speaker 1: I feel like Friday and sat Roople. Yeah, something you do,
Speaker 1: you do loads, We did all that. We had stretches placed, reach,
Speaker 1: we do all all the difference to New York rules. Yes,
Speaker 1: and so it was all are you do so many
Speaker 1: models and ship? So then you know, once a while,
Speaker 1: you know, you like, I don't go right there, you know.
Speaker 1: But this girl ended up being like, so I don't
Speaker 1: mind the weak thing. I don't mind any of that
Speaker 1: when it's over over the top anything. She had a
Speaker 1: cocaine problem. No, no, this one didn't. But I had
Speaker 1: someone that's done cocaine, and I was like, nah, that ship.
Speaker 1: First of all, I think it a lot. I don't.
Speaker 1: But sometimes they don't know what that model life and
Speaker 1: you know, being in the never. But then me, I'm
Speaker 1: like the health dude, so they hide it from me
Speaker 1: because I'm like the health dude. Okay, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: can't hide that. You can taste it, yeah, you can
Speaker 1: taste I've never tasted cocaine. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: know what you know that. I know you're a liar, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like you know what it is. I've traveled, you know,
Speaker 1: and I feel like in l A, it's like a
Speaker 1: normal thing doing white girls, yeah, and just being in
Speaker 1: the business. It's like a normal thing, you know. But
Speaker 1: I'm from New York and the generation I grew up in.
Speaker 1: You're a crackhead if you do cokell, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I used to go to the bathrooms with
Speaker 1: white girls to watch them do coke. I just wanted
Speaker 1: to see it. People like all the girls photo bathroom.
Speaker 1: That's all I would always at just to watch them
Speaker 1: do cocaine, not to do any sexual things. I'm just
Speaker 1: go so I don't judge anybody who does it, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, you have a TV septum. That's
Speaker 1: a little fun somebody offered me cocaine was in Chicago. Really,
Speaker 1: I remember being in Italy. When I was in Italy,
Speaker 1: I was like an adult take a bat of my
Speaker 1: friend working told you and we'reng and we were just
Speaker 1: chilling this party and it was real nice and then
Speaker 1: food was banging. I was like, you know what the
Speaker 1: and then cocaine came on the plates. Normally say it
Speaker 1: was it's like when you're from New York, it's like,
Speaker 1: oh ship and it's like a normal yeahs back in
Speaker 1: the days when I know and you know, like the
Speaker 1: alf hour spots like Richie m after hour spot like
Speaker 1: to me, like I was never offered. It was always
Speaker 1: done around me, no one ever. But in l A
Speaker 1: it was offered to me. But in the weirdest way.
Speaker 1: It was like they came up there was like, yo,
Speaker 1: you want some red bull? And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I take a red bull. Hung girl was like she
Speaker 1: don't want no red bull. I was like, I do
Speaker 1: want a red bull and she's like, no, you don't.
Speaker 1: And he was like but he did have a trade,
Speaker 1: but it was a viola trade. So you know, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm not putting red bull. I've never and he was
Speaker 1: like she says she's going a red Bull and she
Speaker 1: was like, no, she don't. She don't know what. He
Speaker 1: walked away. She's like, girl, don't ever in l a
Speaker 1: to Yes, that's the trade, and they never heard that
Speaker 1: asking you for red Bull. I'm like, I'm thinking he's
Speaker 1: offering red Bull for the vodka that's on the table.
Speaker 1: In Chicago, this white girl came up to me in
Speaker 1: the club and she was like, hey, you like to party,
Speaker 1: yeah white people? Man? You like, yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: That was like the like the party. By the way.
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like twenty two years old.
Speaker 1: So the woman was like. I was like, I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's cool. You know, I'm here with me. And then
Speaker 1: you guys just like and now you like the party,
Speaker 1: you know, especially if it's a wipers. And then she goes,
Speaker 1: do you like and I like, dude, like take cocaine.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you, I can never do cocaine. I
Speaker 1: tried weed before. I'm not good at it. And that's
Speaker 1: whatever I don't understand with weed when people will well
Speaker 1: you know, I've been around a long you know, everybody's
Speaker 1: around it, and they smoke and they start coughing like
Speaker 1: but they do this. Hell yeah, dog, No, he just coughed.
Speaker 1: You just cough. Coughing in the body means something is
Speaker 1: wrong when don't like it and you're passing the same
Speaker 1: thing that it's good fun. See it still wants them.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna Is there more than one cracking? Is
Speaker 1: what I want? I agree? Why is there more than one? Quicker?
Speaker 1: Who saw him first crack and said, I don't want
Speaker 1: to be the one with his draws off, digging in
Speaker 1: his ass, when the ship around his mouth from my
Speaker 1: life and have no teeth and when white lips? How
Speaker 1: do I get that? Where was a crackhead? Fuck you
Speaker 1: for being Let me tell you how good that we was.
Speaker 1: So you hit it thinking you hit it, not because
Speaker 1: I only say you ain't hit it right, I didn't cough.
Speaker 1: I think this is good. I take some edibles, bab
Speaker 1: and not. I can't really ever had a girl do that.
Speaker 1: And they got They tricked you with the candy. I'm
Speaker 1: like gummy bear. My ship was a little lollipro I
Speaker 1: remember I was in Denver. Looked like Seawan White, you
Speaker 1: know the skate with the surfer that the snowboarder. He
Speaker 1: was like, bro got all good stuff, man, A lot
Speaker 1: of good stuff, man, A lot of pet stuff. Be careful, bro,
Speaker 1: and I remember to through that little hat and all
Speaker 1: it's all his mouth. Listen now it's gonna be a
Speaker 1: lot of stuff, bro, a lot of stuffs. Prognant. I
Speaker 1: was like, so I got gummy bears right out all
Speaker 1: of it because I said, let me start doing it.
Speaker 1: Maybe I can get into that culture. You know. I
Speaker 1: was like, gummy bears, you don't do the chocolate. But
Speaker 1: look at that chocolate bars ship. You know when you
Speaker 1: pick the ship. Ah, sir, let me get that. Let
Speaker 1: me get that lollipop. So it was a little lollipop small,
Speaker 1: and he goes, dude, don't sleep on the size of lollipop. Bro,
Speaker 1: it's potent as fun. Then he goes lick it slow.
Speaker 1: I go pause, don't talk to me like that sexual.
Speaker 1: IM like, no, I don't tell me, just say be careful.
Speaker 1: You would be careful anyway, sucker like that ship. I'm
Speaker 1: a man like even looking possible. So I don't even
Speaker 1: understand sparking ball. I was like, no, no, girlfriend, do
Speaker 1: that in front of dude. They'd be like on the
Speaker 1: ball may back like yo from when we were kids like, yeah,
Speaker 1: when you were little with that, get it as a
Speaker 1: grown man, I go, I will never putting hat. Maybe listen,
Speaker 1: you know what I would do? You know what it
Speaker 1: was right now? Now this was in a way and
Speaker 1: then it was not even directly towards my mouth. And
Speaker 1: I'm doing that. I want to that'll just but eat
Speaker 1: so I'm like, if I get a popsicle, I'll break
Speaker 1: it off my hand, go like something obviously that I'll
Speaker 1: take the brain freeze just to preserved. Hot dogs. I
Speaker 1: don't eat hot dogs in public. Man, I don't do that. Ship.
Speaker 1: I'm like dogs, but I love hot dogs. Dogs that
Speaker 1: love me because it once at West and do you
Speaker 1: try to be like, you know, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: that's that's all that I don't you know. When I
Speaker 1: got my that got that lollipop, I ate it, like
Speaker 1: the whole thing, the whole thing I did because I
Speaker 1: was like, man, the whole thing. I ain't licking up slow.
Speaker 1: And then in my head my head was like, I
Speaker 1: ain't nudge that, dude. I ate that ship. Here's the problem.
Speaker 1: I never ever will eat edible again. I was sitting there,
Speaker 1: remember I was watching Kung Fu movies. I was watching
Speaker 1: the l Ray network. That's Robert Reguez, that's his network.
Speaker 1: I don't think they have it on the East coast.
Speaker 1: But it was like all Kumfu movies. I'm watching this ship.
Speaker 1: This is like four years ago. And here's the problem
Speaker 1: with edibles. You forget you ate it? Yes, yes, what remember?
Speaker 1: And I was like this. I was like, man, that
Speaker 1: one ship, dude, I'm good. So I'm watching the Kufu
Speaker 1: movies right. And I was like, no, I need to
Speaker 1: get this remote remotes over there. Let me go get
Speaker 1: that ship. I'm not like this, man, I don't get
Speaker 1: that remote. I can't get it. And I was like,
Speaker 1: what the fund is wrong? Ship? Probably I'm like this,
Speaker 1: oh my legs. Like I was like what the and
Speaker 1: I was scared. I was like, what the fund is
Speaker 1: going on? Then I was like in my head like
Speaker 1: I should have made the slow. I shouldn't listened to
Speaker 1: it was the problem. Three hours was sucked up like that.
Speaker 1: I'm not even bullshit. And I was like then and
Speaker 1: like I just want to getting sorry God. And then
Speaker 1: it just ends. You're like I will never remember when
Speaker 1: the halt finished, smash and everything He's bad? Dr Why
Speaker 1: is everything destroyed my little beat up pants or I
Speaker 1: guess you never trash rooms? What is that? Like? You're great?
Speaker 1: Why why I haven't to make you see things? What
Speaker 1: they do? They are everything funny, like the lights. I
Speaker 1: haven't tried it. I like to just need to be
Speaker 1: around the right people. Like they make you feel you
Speaker 1: feel well, No, it can, it can. So what it is?
Speaker 1: So this is why I think the reason why you
Speaker 1: could do it is because has all it is is
Speaker 1: poisonous mushrooms. So but it's natural poisonous room. But it
Speaker 1: grows out of the ground. So that's really how you
Speaker 1: get it. It's not like they have to like make mushrooms.
Speaker 1: Just don't make it. So here what it is. You
Speaker 1: got a micro dose to just do it a little
Speaker 1: bit and then yeah, just a little bit because I
Speaker 1: got something you want to I don't really do anything,
Speaker 1: but like that I can do because it's really fun.
Speaker 1: And then it wears off and you don't have any
Speaker 1: after effect. There's no after effect once it's gone. It's
Speaker 1: like after a couple of hours, you're fine. It's not
Speaker 1: like acid in your spine forever. It's done. And that's
Speaker 1: why I like mushrooms too. Like answer. It's natural from
Speaker 1: the way you know, it's from a piece of yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: you've done. Yeah, maybe that's the one thing. I like
Speaker 1: that and I do. I will do some gummies and
Speaker 1: like some little zep but good for you. But I
Speaker 1: do very little like I also, I am very aware
Speaker 1: of not doing too much, so I'll take a little
Speaker 1: bit and feeling funny like I don't. I just don't like,
Speaker 1: you know, when you're sick. That's what I think doing
Speaker 1: drugs is. Like that's just like I don't like that feeling.
Speaker 1: I like what I feel like. I just like this,
Speaker 1: like this I feel right now. It makes me sick.
Speaker 1: You know. Let me I say this. Since you don't drink,
Speaker 1: you don't really smoke, you don't really do anything. What
Speaker 1: is your addiction or what's your vices? What is my vice? Models? Actually? No,
Speaker 1: I like women are modelship just but yeah, I had
Speaker 1: to bring it. Imagine you know my advice. It might
Speaker 1: be maybe it's women sort of. It might be because
Speaker 1: that's usually what it is when people don't do those
Speaker 1: other things, like it's something. Yeah, But but I like
Speaker 1: to spend a lot of time by myself though I
Speaker 1: like to be left the funk alone, you know. But
Speaker 1: I like women, but I like to be left alone,
Speaker 1: Like what's your sign? July twenty first cancer Leo right
Speaker 1: there on the edge. But I like being left the
Speaker 1: funk alone. I'm a kind of a scarce dude in general.
Speaker 1: That's why somebody says, oh, man, he just kept calling me.
Speaker 1: I said, you're lying because I don't call anybody anyone.
Speaker 1: I don't call people like that. I just I'm not
Speaker 1: a bother some dude. I'm that's my problem. I don't
Speaker 1: call a lot, but I don't like being the dude
Speaker 1: that calls a lot. I don't people call a lot
Speaker 1: and women go, God, what, I don't do that because
Speaker 1: you never call that. I say, this is so dumb,
Speaker 1: But I say, I'm not a reacher outer. You just
Speaker 1: wait for somebody to reach out to you. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think man should reach out to women, just in general.
Speaker 1: I don't want to call back dude. I don't want
Speaker 1: to be you know I am. I just feel like somebody.
Speaker 1: I just do. I don't think that hard about it. Like,
Speaker 1: if I'm like you like somebody, you call them when
Speaker 1: you want to that there's nothing wrong with it. I man,
Speaker 1: you call women first, in general, that's what I think.
Speaker 1: But you need to like be okay with him calling
Speaker 1: your ass. Make it like me like because you people
Speaker 1: to give your numbers and they're being silly not even
Speaker 1: answering back, and I go why and I'll say why
Speaker 1: would you give me to know? But I don't need
Speaker 1: your number? This is this is this thing where people
Speaker 1: think they need I don't need your ship. I'm doing
Speaker 1: it because I'm like, well, you're looking all right, what's up?
Speaker 1: Can you get back? I don't care what just called back?
Speaker 1: Be courtesy? Have you ever sent you left alone? Can
Speaker 1: you stay in bed and like have sex all day
Speaker 1: and do that? Are you like one? And then yeah,
Speaker 1: it happen if you remember. It depends on who it is.
Speaker 1: Some people just have it where you're like something about
Speaker 1: this person. I'm singing, you're singing right? No, you know
Speaker 1: I'm single? Are you saying yes? I don't like saying
Speaker 1: that I'm single because I don't like humans. So I
Speaker 1: just want to pin myself all the time. Are you single?
Speaker 1: I'm with God, I'm single, so I don't you know?
Speaker 1: But I'm single. I live alone, I pay my own bills.
Speaker 1: I just like my peace of mind. Is amazing. God damn,
Speaker 1: it's nice to just wake up with a thing on
Speaker 1: your mind. What I'm not saying that I made change
Speaker 1: one day, but I like piece And it's like traveling
Speaker 1: when the funk I want. I like not answering anybody.
Speaker 1: I kind of like that. I like with my phone
Speaker 1: is buzzing, like I feel like it's really peaceful when
Speaker 1: you're not worried about somebody, right, it's nice. And I
Speaker 1: have close girl friends that are like girl friends to
Speaker 1: me because they take care of all of those stuff,
Speaker 1: but they mind their business and I don't mind their business.
Speaker 1: Even one of my egg she's a good friend of mine,
Speaker 1: which is great, Like we're better friends than we were.
Speaker 1: You know, she's like family to me. Like, for real,
Speaker 1: that's my if I in case of emergency, the person's
Speaker 1: number you put, that's a real friend her. Because I
Speaker 1: know you think if you got to have relationship, you
Speaker 1: guys can still maintain that close friendship if you got
Speaker 1: with somebody else, Yeah, I would tell them. I'd be like, no,
Speaker 1: this is my homie right here. It's a tonic. I
Speaker 1: know I'm not gonna bullshit. First of all, I never
Speaker 1: understand people who get in a relationship and then just
Speaker 1: not talk to their friends anymore. That's corn and ship
Speaker 1: and it's bound to funk up and you're gonna be
Speaker 1: back to stop. You know what I mean? So stop
Speaker 1: because for somebody to make you do that, there's something
Speaker 1: wrong with them. They should be able to keep your friends,
Speaker 1: have friends, have another part of your life. Come to
Speaker 1: the relationship full circle, not half a circle. But it
Speaker 1: could be intimidating if you're like, that's your ex, right
Speaker 1: you just start dating somebody? Listen, this is what it is.
Speaker 1: If you're grown, if you're if you have a new
Speaker 1: person and you're if they're going to see your ex, going,
Speaker 1: so Bill, it's my homie right here. No. But if
Speaker 1: you're like no, and you guys be friends with your
Speaker 1: ex and she understands that, have a conversation like you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, it has to be open communication,
Speaker 1: going X doesn't give up. This is my friend. We're
Speaker 1: friends and you gotta you show it through your actions.
Speaker 1: But if you sit up there sneaking call with your
Speaker 1: ex and ship. Yeah, but if you're saying no, that's
Speaker 1: that's family. I don't even now, we don't even know.
Speaker 1: And your ex that's your best to not have to.
Speaker 1: I'm not getting rid of her, but she has to
Speaker 1: have a love of respect, because sometimes that'd be the problem,
Speaker 1: like they don't want to. She's so used to being
Speaker 1: now your friend and not just your ex that now
Speaker 1: you got a new She'll help you out if you
Speaker 1: need something that has to be that exchange. It has
Speaker 1: to be or it's gonna be trouble playing ship. I know.
Speaker 1: We have to get out of the studio. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we had a good time. I was wilding out though
Speaker 1: I was dope. Season eighteen, you know, did like thirty
Speaker 1: four episodes. Then I wrote and consultant on it. Shout
Speaker 1: out to Nick Cannon always got me, we wrote on
Speaker 1: his daytime talk show. He's always got me, Like your Godfrey,
Speaker 1: I got something else, come over here. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: but season eighteen, he's been renewed for nineteen and twenty
Speaker 1: in Atlanta again, So I don't know. Yeah, but it's
Speaker 1: it's great. It was great. He works, man, That dude works.
Speaker 1: Who you work hard too? I don't Yeah, yeah, he
Speaker 1: has way more ship to me. But still but no
Speaker 1: shout out to him and just watching his work ethic.
Speaker 1: The way he gets down is amazing and all these kids.
Speaker 1: You got to keep working. He's trying to leave a legacy.
Speaker 1: Though I get what he's doing. He's like, I'm leaving
Speaker 1: a legacy. Everybody knows my deal. I want to hear
Speaker 1: that ship and if you can pay for him, and
Speaker 1: he's for he's with his children. Eat. I'm not mad
Speaker 1: of that. Don't matter about the number. Are you there
Speaker 1: for him? Shout out to you and then Godfrey, we trust.
Speaker 1: Make sure you got my podcasting Godfree, we trust. Yes,
Speaker 1: I would definitely be on there and thanks for being
Speaker 1: real when I you know, we first met and everything,
Speaker 1: and then you came and to the breakfast cup and
Speaker 1: then I didn't know some people be intimidated to do
Speaker 1: lip service, but you really came through. But I said, yeah, what'
Speaker 1: you're gonna tell me? Like, are you ready for? We
Speaker 1: don't talk about eating that, No, just greasing you up
Speaker 1: next day. So it's like, you know, you gotta kind
Speaker 1: of recently, I'm getting ready next time it's gonna be fist.
Speaker 1: We're gonna we're gonna ram you with afraid next time.
Speaker 1: Whatever situational here and got mentioned, Well, no, I want
Speaker 1: to come back for part two. Okay, so this was
Speaker 1: like the lightweight ship that. Yeah, this is like the
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Speaker 1: know I don't like them live when when I see
Speaker 1: women masturbating and pooring, they get the butt plug and
Speaker 1: go did you get that out the way you do?
Speaker 1: When they flex their booty holes, They're like, what are
Speaker 1: you gonna do? What is that flexing your butthole? Ill? Yeah,
Speaker 1: when you see that, and they they just like in
Speaker 1: your head yet like ill, it's so fill the flexing
Speaker 1: their sphincter, Like what is that? I've never seen that
Speaker 1: falls down? Why because they take too much? What their
Speaker 1: booty hole is? Why because they get it in that's disgusting.
Speaker 1: They don't have a whole cavity. Have you had a
Speaker 1: girl from the back and seen that open up like
Speaker 1: like a mouth? Just ra thebably will I'm not even
Speaker 1: a big I'm not an adle guy. I don't like that.
Speaker 1: They probably don't get no constellation, like just sit there
Speaker 1: like it's just coming out like this. I don't let's
Speaker 1: rim shots. Thank you so much, god Favorite only on
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Speaker 1: too regular jobs and don't have dreams. Let me get
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