WEBVTT - Episode 355: Lick it Slow (Feat. Godfrey) 0:00:02.320 --> 0:00:05.600 What's up its lip service? I'm Angela Yee, I'm g Maguire, 0:00:05.760 --> 0:00:14.920 I'm Stephanie Santiago, I'm Laura Mura Godfrey guards First, thank 0:00:14.920 --> 0:00:17.000 you for coming through. This is your first time here, Yes, 0:00:17.120 --> 0:00:19.240 my first time. You've been saying you gotta do lip service, 0:00:19.280 --> 0:00:21.639 you gotta do listen said all right, whatever, I like 0:00:21.640 --> 0:00:24.680 you said you wanted to do it. I did, you know, yeah, 0:00:24.760 --> 0:00:27.159 because I know you've passed. Sarah jay On you know 0:00:27.280 --> 0:00:31.479 we Yeah, Sarah j came to my plantads last week. Yeah, 0:00:31.520 --> 0:00:35.080 she was dope. She was cool. Have you seen her work? No, No, 0:00:35.520 --> 0:00:37.040 I haven't seen. I mean I know a lot of 0:00:37.600 --> 0:00:40.519 porn stars because I used to have porn starts come 0:00:40.560 --> 0:00:44.159 to my shows from Lexton Steel. You know. I have 0:00:45.000 --> 0:00:47.280 talked to the mode of of Lextington Steel that I 0:00:47.320 --> 0:00:52.159 have le just Steell just come to my shows, you 0:00:52.159 --> 0:00:54.560 know and us. Yeah, that's not the only place. She 0:00:54.560 --> 0:01:01.280 didn't want to let me have that mold. That's it. 0:01:01.720 --> 0:01:06.959 There's no way. Yes, yes, I deal though, it's like 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:13.479 this big there's some actual molds humanous. It's it's been 0:01:13.520 --> 0:01:19.240 blessed like that's a rock bottle girl. It's like, yes, 0:01:19.319 --> 0:01:21.039 it's like that, but as thick as the top of 0:01:21.080 --> 0:01:24.120 the bottle, probably a little bit, just a little slight, 0:01:24.360 --> 0:01:27.080 nothing slicker than that. It's huge, but it's not really 0:01:27.080 --> 0:01:30.160 a blessing. Does anybody really want I don't want that. 0:01:30.160 --> 0:01:33.200 That's like, that's like a defect in your favor I 0:01:33.240 --> 0:01:37.160 guess it's like that might be like defective, but it's like, oh, 0:01:37.240 --> 0:01:43.240 ship right, well that's that's the dude probably like, yeah, 0:01:43.400 --> 0:01:45.880 you could take it, you know what I'm saying. But 0:01:45.880 --> 0:01:48.440 then that's that's fair guys though, because then they didn't 0:01:48.440 --> 0:01:50.360 get to give it. Well no, well at least they 0:01:50.360 --> 0:01:54.040 don't got to the women going oh yeah sure when 0:01:54.520 --> 0:01:57.200 someone is saying always takes so big a dudes like damn, 0:01:57.320 --> 0:02:00.920 I feel bad. Okay, what is that? What didn't you 0:02:01.040 --> 0:02:03.120 rather have a little dick that could fit and you 0:02:03.240 --> 0:02:04.760 come and have a great time than a big dick 0:02:04.800 --> 0:02:06.640 that no one can take, because then you're not having 0:02:06.640 --> 0:02:10.120 sex painful? Then yeah, because if a girl's like, I'm sorry, 0:02:10.120 --> 0:02:16.000 I just can't rather swing the EXCaliber, somebody had an accent. 0:02:16.360 --> 0:02:20.880 Come here, I don't understand. I am the kid, because peasants, 0:02:20.960 --> 0:02:23.000 you can't even suck that you know what I'm saying, 0:02:23.480 --> 0:02:26.920 that probably isn't imagine he's been. There's porn girls that 0:02:27.040 --> 0:02:29.200 handle it though, But then you got to find those 0:02:29.240 --> 0:02:35.000 that's He's just they might have a defect, they might 0:02:35.040 --> 0:02:37.120 have an abyss. When I looked at it, I just 0:02:37.160 --> 0:02:40.919 felt it up here. Well yeah, well, I mean those 0:02:40.960 --> 0:02:43.480 are the dudes were so funny because when you're watching porn, 0:02:43.960 --> 0:02:46.680 you're basically as when you've been watching poor I was 0:02:46.720 --> 0:02:49.120 watching porn since you know. When I got to New York, 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:53.720 it was poor in Heaven. It was porn everywhere, like everywhere. 0:02:54.200 --> 0:02:57.000 I remember my first Okay, I was doing this voice 0:02:57.040 --> 0:02:59.560 over like late night. His voice over with it was 0:02:59.639 --> 0:03:02.400 me Pell and some other we're doing voice for Joe's 0:03:02.400 --> 0:03:10.920 Apartment is a story about this dude, Billy West, who's 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:13.400 an incredible voiceover. So I was I'm still living in 0:03:13.680 --> 0:03:15.520 from Chicago, so I was still leaving Chicago, but they 0:03:15.560 --> 0:03:17.639 wanted me to come down there to his voiceovers. It 0:03:17.720 --> 0:03:22.920 was a snowstorm some ship, and I remember Chappelle was like, hey, Gaffrey, 0:03:22.919 --> 0:03:25.000 you want to go there's a strip joint right next door. 0:03:25.200 --> 0:03:27.639 I was like, what's strip joint? Let's just go down 0:03:27.680 --> 0:03:30.080 there and go down there and it was and I 0:03:30.160 --> 0:03:31.880 was the first time in New York. I'm like, wow, 0:03:31.919 --> 0:03:34.800 there's so many porn stores and we're just what. I 0:03:34.880 --> 0:03:38.280 was like, Yeah, So that's when I really when I 0:03:38.320 --> 0:03:40.800 got here. I mean I saw porn every once in 0:03:40.840 --> 0:03:43.320 a while in Chicago, but I didn't really. But when 0:03:43.360 --> 0:03:44.680 I got to New York, I was like, ship, I 0:03:45.160 --> 0:03:48.280 got the police joints. That's how I started knowing ja 0:03:48.520 --> 0:03:51.720 jackb Dell real, you know, he started knowing about all 0:03:51.720 --> 0:03:54.360 the different For Heather Hunter man Hunter has been in 0:03:54.440 --> 0:03:58.360 my show before. That's is amazing. She's a photographers and 0:03:58.440 --> 0:04:01.040 I used to be like Heather Hunter. Yo. I remember 0:04:01.120 --> 0:04:04.480 one time I've been hit on by barn people. But 0:04:04.640 --> 0:04:07.480 I know they're I go, now, I'm good because you 0:04:07.520 --> 0:04:11.560 know who they are, Like nah, cool hell because you 0:04:11.560 --> 0:04:13.400 know they work. I'm like, am I gonna do? Do 0:04:13.440 --> 0:04:15.560 you still watch it? Like? Do you still watch for him? 0:04:16.600 --> 0:04:18.400 But okay, so when Sarah j came on, you didn't 0:04:18.400 --> 0:04:20.240 research and let me go check out some of her work. 0:04:20.920 --> 0:04:23.839 I will. I just didn't, but I'll check it out, 0:04:23.880 --> 0:04:26.000 you know. I mean, I just never I was more 0:04:26.040 --> 0:04:28.320 into well, I mean, it depends but I was always 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:30.640 more into the black porns anyway, just in general, she 0:04:30.680 --> 0:04:33.520 has a lot of black guys. I know sometimes you 0:04:33.560 --> 0:04:36.640 watch that, you know, but that gets the biggest numbers though. 0:04:37.040 --> 0:04:40.000 Black dudes with black gets the biggest numbers in the 0:04:40.000 --> 0:04:43.080 Red States, especially because so white men are watching that ship. 0:04:43.240 --> 0:04:45.560 Is that true? That's a fact, white man, because that's there. 0:04:45.960 --> 0:04:48.640 I'm just keeping in one hundred. That's their fear because 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:52.080 I know some girls will be like, I'll there the 0:04:52.120 --> 0:04:54.039 white guy. Last have you ever been with a black dude? 0:04:54.040 --> 0:04:56.240 And they'll go they'll get mad at that. You know, 0:04:56.240 --> 0:04:57.840 how you try to get over your fear by watching 0:04:57.880 --> 0:05:04.520 something probably got I'm like, what are you watching? You 0:05:04.560 --> 0:05:10.440 know they're around. Do you think that they go back 0:05:10.480 --> 0:05:13.680 they watched to learn to Yeah, I just think it's 0:05:13.720 --> 0:05:17.240 just it's a'm not saying like the white dudes don't 0:05:17.240 --> 0:05:19.360 have big ones, but like, I just think they go 0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:22.120 in there head but nobody goes big white dick. Nobody's 0:05:22.160 --> 0:05:24.040 afraid of big white dick. No one's got the big 0:05:24.080 --> 0:05:30.000 white dick. That's true. I like black that's my favorite 0:05:30.040 --> 0:05:36.960 porn porn category. Yeah, because it's like and you they're 0:05:37.000 --> 0:05:39.920 fucking girls in the ass and all with these big 0:05:40.000 --> 0:05:46.760 dicks right and they're taking it. But the porn thing 0:05:46.920 --> 0:05:48.840 is like that. But I never mean, I like, I 0:05:48.880 --> 0:05:52.159 don't mean to interrupt you. So I like seeing big dicks, 0:05:52.240 --> 0:05:55.240 but I'll never go for a big white dicks. It's 0:05:55.279 --> 0:05:59.160 like big white dis don't scare you. They're gonna pink. 0:05:59.160 --> 0:06:02.719 It's just something about melting cut, something about it's like, 0:06:02.760 --> 0:06:04.640 you know what it's like when you see a dil 0:06:04.720 --> 0:06:07.320 though that's black, or dil that's white. The black one 0:06:07.360 --> 0:06:13.520 still looks like more. It just looks strong, delicious. Yeah 0:06:13.600 --> 0:06:19.920 and pause, I didn't say that. Yeah, you guys like 0:06:20.040 --> 0:06:30.160 delisting into magitides. I'm not getting into you. I'm not 0:06:30.279 --> 0:06:39.360 paying liquid now that ship solid. I took science solid. 0:06:39.440 --> 0:06:42.760 So what do you watch when sexual? When what do 0:06:42.800 --> 0:06:45.360 you watch? I like to watch, you know, like regular 0:06:45.560 --> 0:06:48.920 sex shit. Like I like watching the Black Girls ship. 0:06:49.080 --> 0:06:51.599 But it depends on what guys, the Black girls, the 0:06:51.640 --> 0:06:59.280 black I don't say that. The b said like like 0:06:59.320 --> 0:07:01.880 black Girl, I like the Black Point. It depends some 0:07:01.960 --> 0:07:04.880 of them. The Asian ones be trippy, the Japanese ship 0:07:04.960 --> 0:07:07.880 be so crazy. No, that's crazy because the Japanese I 0:07:07.920 --> 0:07:10.720 like it because they try to be creative. It's always 0:07:10.760 --> 0:07:14.400 focused on the woman and they blur out the guys 0:07:14.440 --> 0:07:16.320 and we don't know what that is. And then you'll 0:07:16.320 --> 0:07:23.640 see the guy going to do it. She's like, you 0:07:23.640 --> 0:07:32.720 don't eat pain in Japanese. So the guys like he's 0:07:32.720 --> 0:07:45.880 putting clothes pins, don't do like, don't slapping. They all 0:07:45.960 --> 0:07:51.920 kind of sound the sink the show. The man is 0:07:51.960 --> 0:07:55.080 in and out. It's always focused on the one, like right, 0:07:55.080 --> 0:07:57.320 it's so weird. They're very strange. Or they'll do this 0:07:57.360 --> 0:07:59.480 other thing where they would have these girls because I 0:07:59.480 --> 0:08:01.160 forgot what they call it. When I was in Tokyo. 0:08:01.320 --> 0:08:03.480 They had the girls in the shorts with the socks, 0:08:03.800 --> 0:08:07.320 the school dresses. There's a name for them, and they 0:08:07.320 --> 0:08:09.480 would have they wouldn't use the sters. Will it be 0:08:09.520 --> 0:08:11.760 a girl on the bus and she'd be looking around 0:08:11.960 --> 0:08:17.360 and then the guys would be like, they're just like finger. 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:20.040 They do a lot of weird ship and they got 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:24.520 the hint. Time is the animation they do. I like 0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:28.640 the I know what he's talking about bodies that they 0:08:28.680 --> 0:08:31.000 wi they had, Yeah, and it'll be like this this 0:08:31.200 --> 0:08:35.559 beautiful drawing of a woman like a cartoon and then 0:08:35.600 --> 0:08:40.079 it's these big monster cocks and then it's like the 0:08:40.240 --> 0:08:43.880 tits are perfect, that ass is perfect, and it's like, 0:08:44.320 --> 0:08:52.240 you know, you know what, they did a whole profile 0:08:52.280 --> 0:08:56.720 at this guy, Like he's a picto sexual right, so 0:08:57.640 --> 0:09:00.520 he's a picto sexuus in Tokyo. So what he does 0:09:00.760 --> 0:09:03.600 is he has like an anime girlfriend that is like 0:09:03.640 --> 0:09:09.040 a celebrity but in online, and so he married her. 0:09:09.080 --> 0:09:12.400 He actually paid and had a real wedding and yes 0:09:12.640 --> 0:09:15.360 with like Victo and is there is a lot of 0:09:15.360 --> 0:09:20.640 them now, like there's it's getting more popular. I mean 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:23.960 because nowadays, I don't know, not now, but it's just 0:09:24.400 --> 0:09:28.400 there's so many ways to be it's accused of stuff 0:09:29.000 --> 0:09:32.480 like listen, with the me too thing, it served its 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:35.240 purpose for people who deserve to be taken down. But 0:09:35.320 --> 0:09:38.680 then there's like the guys like myself who actually don't 0:09:38.679 --> 0:09:40.360 touch women when they don't want to be touched, who 0:09:40.400 --> 0:09:43.320 actually talked normally, I don't talk dirty. I don't do 0:09:43.360 --> 0:09:45.360 any of that. She said, dick picks none of that ship. 0:09:45.400 --> 0:09:49.480 I'm just like, you've never said, yeah, I asked any 0:09:49.480 --> 0:09:53.640 of that ship, don't do it? So she asked you, Yeah, 0:09:53.679 --> 0:09:55.960 it's like, now, I don't do that getting stuff said 0:09:55.960 --> 0:09:57.559 it to me, but I go, all right, but I'm 0:09:57.559 --> 0:09:59.280 not saying it ship. And that's what you say, all 0:09:59.360 --> 0:10:08.280 right about noise? I said what you want me to do? Go? Yeah, 0:10:08.640 --> 0:10:16.480 you don't nice. Nobody did accuse you of anything. No. 0:10:16.520 --> 0:10:20.240 But but sometimes I've had somebody tried to do that 0:10:20.280 --> 0:10:22.559 and I go, what are you talking about now? Because 0:10:22.600 --> 0:10:26.560 sometimes if something is consensual and they didn't get anything 0:10:26.559 --> 0:10:28.520 else out of that, then they go, you do that. 0:10:28.559 --> 0:10:35.000 I really that's nasty. Not just me and my buddy, 0:10:35.040 --> 0:10:36.679 they do that. They go, he did this to me? 0:10:36.880 --> 0:10:39.880 When was this ten years ago? He because you look 0:10:39.920 --> 0:10:42.680 at the Cosby thing, because I'm on that Cosby documentary. 0:10:42.840 --> 0:10:46.400 I'm all over the Cosby Doctor. Did I work for um? Yeah, 0:10:46.520 --> 0:10:49.560 there's people, but it's like, oh yeah, I believe many 0:10:49.600 --> 0:10:51.679 ship he did do, of course, because he kind of 0:10:51.840 --> 0:10:55.720 told on himself on Larry King about Spanish flying ship 0:10:55.760 --> 0:10:59.800 like that. But there's some that I know are lying. Yeah, 0:11:00.559 --> 0:11:04.199 but one person to be telling the what's When you go, no, 0:11:04.240 --> 0:11:06.600 I didn't do that, then they're going he did do it. 0:11:06.760 --> 0:11:08.960 Once they throw that at you, they start going he 0:11:09.040 --> 0:11:11.199 probably did right there, you know what I mean, you'd 0:11:11.200 --> 0:11:13.040 be like, no, I never I've never done that. I 0:11:13.080 --> 0:11:15.040 don't even talk to women that roll their eyes at me. 0:11:15.080 --> 0:11:19.160 I walk away. I don't even try. I'm very lazy. 0:11:19.960 --> 0:11:23.280 I don't like you don't like the way I was 0:11:23.360 --> 0:11:27.319 bull Basically it's like the mathematics wasn't correct, because that's 0:11:27.320 --> 0:11:28.960 where I'd like to play hard to get to right. 0:11:29.000 --> 0:11:31.080 And I'm not into that. I'm like, I don't feel 0:11:31.080 --> 0:11:33.920 like I'm not I'm lazy. I'm like, if you don't 0:11:33.920 --> 0:11:35.360 like me, I just keep it move. I'm not gonna lie. 0:11:35.400 --> 0:11:38.000 I can't stand a guy who don't take the hint, 0:11:38.080 --> 0:11:39.920 like the energy, Like, if the energy is not there, 0:11:40.080 --> 0:11:48.280 you can't try because then just like, alright, I don't know. 0:11:49.160 --> 0:11:52.160 I like corny ship God, like, there's can be so 0:11:52.200 --> 0:11:54.920 many reasons though if she's married, but if she did, 0:11:55.400 --> 0:11:57.800 there's so many reasons. And I don't let the eagle go. 0:11:58.960 --> 0:12:00.640 I'm like, do you even know what she's been? You 0:12:00.640 --> 0:12:03.360 don't know, probably saving you from a dude that might 0:12:03.400 --> 0:12:08.120 run up on you. You don't. I'm a special guy. 0:12:08.160 --> 0:12:12.679 I remember doing that before. I said, excuse me, Chicago man, 0:12:12.679 --> 0:12:15.079 it's a pimp. City. It's real ship. I'm like, I 0:12:15.200 --> 0:12:17.000 go up to you know, you go up and run. 0:12:17.280 --> 0:12:19.600 Excuse me? Can I talk? No? I mean just from 0:12:19.640 --> 0:12:22.400 oh No, I'm not interested. That's cool. We have a 0:12:22.440 --> 0:12:24.800 good day. I remember girl said you're not gonna even 0:12:24.800 --> 0:12:34.520 try go You said no, right to make it because 0:12:34.520 --> 0:12:46.960 there's that's the best on Greece, dude, there's a lot, 0:12:47.160 --> 0:12:50.120 but I like to pick one. Okay, first one I 0:12:50.120 --> 0:12:56.439 know was one I fa lovin. I love ship, you know, 0:12:56.480 --> 0:13:08.320 but the best we got together day, like think that 0:13:08.440 --> 0:13:18.400 was jo Yeah, let me tell you what's great about 0:13:18.440 --> 0:13:22.600 that song. It was also teens that they did from Greece. 0:13:22.720 --> 0:13:27.000 Lightly to look at me, I'm saying, d yeah, boring 0:13:27.080 --> 0:13:30.640 the hand job? Are you at your money? Come on 0:13:30.760 --> 0:13:34.960 now you're talking about what can't you get? You? A 0:13:35.000 --> 0:13:44.560 girl like you so good at this? Goodly probably did 0:13:44.720 --> 0:13:47.280 like this. So she slammed a car door on his 0:13:48.120 --> 0:13:56.760 and then he did say, yeah, it's just a talk 0:13:56.840 --> 0:14:00.439 about Andy. I met Olivia Newton John. She was at 0:14:00.480 --> 0:14:04.520 my show. Just finished watching the twenty five year anniversary 0:14:04.520 --> 0:14:07.360 of Greece because it's my favorite musical. I was watching 0:14:07.400 --> 0:14:10.360 the interviews. Blah blah blah, I go downtown to the 0:14:10.400 --> 0:14:12.719 comedy cellar. They say, yo, it's a It was a 0:14:12.840 --> 0:14:16.800 January two, early two thousand and I go downstairs. They said, 0:14:16.800 --> 0:14:19.800 guess who's downstairs Living Newton John. I said, man, you 0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:24.880 gotta be kidding watching her. That was my first white girlfriend. 0:14:25.600 --> 0:14:28.080 I was like a living and I went downstairs. I 0:14:28.120 --> 0:14:30.680 went on stage and I talked about Grease my whole set, 0:14:31.280 --> 0:14:34.000 and after that she waited for me with her daughter, 0:14:34.400 --> 0:14:37.040 and I sat in the limousine with her. She goes, 0:14:37.240 --> 0:14:39.680 that was the funniest ship I've ever had in my life. 0:14:41.640 --> 0:14:43.720 And she goes, oh my god, I just talked to 0:14:43.760 --> 0:14:47.080 a living Newton John for a half hour. That's amazing. 0:14:51.000 --> 0:14:53.160 I don't even think about all the different themes from Grease. 0:14:53.200 --> 0:14:57.080 It was got pregnant, She didn't. She wasn't pregnant. When 0:14:58.680 --> 0:15:06.320 he like, She's like alarm yo that Remember when they 0:15:06.360 --> 0:15:08.160 was at the drive to and she was like, I 0:15:08.200 --> 0:15:10.000 skipped period. And by the time she got to the car, 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:12.640 he was like, sub I heard your knocked up. He 0:15:12.720 --> 0:15:16.960 starts spreading yeah, and then she sang the one song 0:15:17.720 --> 0:15:21.440 when remember when Connickie's fixing the car and Rizzo's because 0:15:21.440 --> 0:15:26.440 everybody's looking at it's all sad stock her chatting. Listen. 0:15:27.000 --> 0:15:30.160 The song is fantastic. Grease is the word by Frankie Valley, 0:15:30.640 --> 0:15:33.320 written by the BGS. Let's get real. They have a 0:15:33.400 --> 0:15:37.920 documentary Robert Stickwood and Alan Carr who produced it. They 0:15:37.920 --> 0:15:46.520 had two new documentaries out. I've watched them all. How 0:15:46.520 --> 0:15:49.800 about we all our fans grease in here that because 0:15:49.800 --> 0:15:53.040 how could you not be a fan of musicals can 0:15:53.120 --> 0:15:54.520 kind of get on your nerves because I'm like, I 0:15:54.520 --> 0:15:56.560 don't feel like hearing this ship, but grease, I go, 0:15:56.760 --> 0:16:01.480 I like everything, everything everything or not too long. Remember 0:16:01.520 --> 0:16:04.440 they're not very long. They're like the perfect time because 0:16:04.440 --> 0:16:06.520 some musicals are like because I want to see rent. 0:16:06.560 --> 0:16:14.560 I was like, man, I go every remember school dropout, 0:16:14.920 --> 0:16:22.360 go back to when they had the prim and he 0:16:22.400 --> 0:16:26.240 was dancing with the other little fast girl and he got, 0:16:25.880 --> 0:16:33.800 oh yeah that wasn't born to job. Yeah the grabs champion. 0:16:37.320 --> 0:16:42.320 But they were all like the such the perfect musical. 0:16:42.560 --> 0:16:45.760 Oh my god. Creece is the word Frankie Valley. We 0:16:45.920 --> 0:16:54.560 take the fresh wait conventionality on soul track Come on now. 0:16:56.760 --> 0:16:58.720 Before you came in here, we were having a discussion 0:16:58.840 --> 0:17:01.360 right what is it like to sleep with the comedian? Now? 0:17:01.400 --> 0:17:04.800 Of course you guys are you guys are not Monelith? 0:17:04.880 --> 0:17:07.120 Of course right? But do you have funny thoughts? Because 0:17:07.119 --> 0:17:08.760 I would have to in my head think you're thinking 0:17:08.760 --> 0:17:11.440 of material all the time. You don't, Actually, no, man, 0:17:11.640 --> 0:17:15.160 you know no, because sometimes you'll get people thinking, don't 0:17:15.160 --> 0:17:18.720 be making droops broke. I'm like, I'm not. I can compartmentalized, 0:17:19.160 --> 0:17:21.200 you know what I'm saying. Like, have you ever had 0:17:21.280 --> 0:17:25.840 those some jokes in your head while you were having sex? Oh? Yeah, 0:17:25.160 --> 0:17:28.080 yeah yeah, when you when you're kissing you claim teeth. 0:17:30.880 --> 0:17:32.480 You know you want to stop? Come on now, you 0:17:32.560 --> 0:17:42.680 know this ship or the stomach sounds you keep it moving, 0:17:42.680 --> 0:17:47.120 but you're like, come on, it's stopping, Like was funny? 0:17:47.119 --> 0:17:53.840 Come on? I know you didn't fun when or when 0:17:53.880 --> 0:17:58.720 you're dripping in this No, not the squirt that's always done. 0:17:58.760 --> 0:18:00.840 That's always amazing. But when the sweat hits her in 0:18:00.840 --> 0:18:04.280 the eyes, like, what do you think sweat the hit 0:18:05.240 --> 0:18:15.440 tearing it up? It's just it's the sweat. Oh my god, 0:18:15.200 --> 0:18:19.040 what do you do it? You? I mean like you 0:18:19.200 --> 0:18:20.879 I take you take it? You try to be as 0:18:20.920 --> 0:18:23.600 serious as you can take you do your best sextually 0:18:23.600 --> 0:18:27.879 be fun though, I think so. I like, here's what's funny. 0:18:28.000 --> 0:18:32.919 I love sex with TV on that is, I like 0:18:33.000 --> 0:18:35.200 having sex. We're poring on the TV now. I don't 0:18:35.200 --> 0:18:36.800 like that ship. I don't like having says that the 0:18:36.800 --> 0:18:39.199 TV on because sometimes what's happening on TV does not 0:18:39.280 --> 0:18:42.080 sync up it's happening. Let me tell you why TV 0:18:42.280 --> 0:18:44.719 is good. Sometimes you're supposed to be, if you know, 0:18:44.760 --> 0:18:51.720 if it's like Law and Order, it's always I'm looking 0:18:51.760 --> 0:18:54.239 sometimes in your head, you know, like, oh, you're going 0:18:54.320 --> 0:18:58.959 to court right now. I like when random TV is on, 0:18:59.440 --> 0:19:08.080 the worst religion pops off. You like shit and like 0:19:09.160 --> 0:19:11.880 the lights and the TV light is dope sometimes because 0:19:11.920 --> 0:19:17.920 it's different. Commercials look different. Sometimes I like, I gotta 0:19:18.000 --> 0:19:20.200 I can't have the value mine And I actually if 0:19:20.320 --> 0:19:22.160 something like the TV is on and it's too much, 0:19:22.200 --> 0:19:26.359 I turn it off, like second on the TV because 0:19:26.359 --> 0:19:29.280 it makes me come faster from looking at it, like, yeah, 0:19:29.720 --> 0:19:36.679 that's not the person yourself. I don't know. I need 0:19:36.720 --> 0:19:41.080 to watch lexic did steal while you and your bullshit? Yeah? 0:19:41.280 --> 0:19:44.000 It might like we could he could be he could 0:19:44.040 --> 0:19:49.439 eat my pussy for twenty minutes or three Right, What 0:19:49.480 --> 0:19:53.120 I'm saying, I don't watch porn with people might myself 0:19:54.920 --> 0:19:57.240 that's going. I watch it because I'm like I have to, 0:19:57.280 --> 0:20:02.000 you know, I have to go in my dungeon rather 0:20:02.560 --> 0:20:04.200 with the women. Right, would you rather eat her out 0:20:04.240 --> 0:20:06.160 for three minutes or twenty minutes? If you had a twice? 0:20:06.200 --> 0:20:10.320 I go along anyway, so are you for a long time. 0:20:10.320 --> 0:20:13.400 It's cool, especially if they like it, if they don't 0:20:13.440 --> 0:20:15.199 like it, because a lot of times people say, oh, 0:20:15.200 --> 0:20:16.800 he wasn't say I said, did you? Did you talk 0:20:16.880 --> 0:20:18.760 to them? Did you tell them what you like? You 0:20:18.800 --> 0:20:22.760 can't just we guess, We guess because you go, Okay, 0:20:22.960 --> 0:20:25.320 I'm being with you. Guys have holes, okay, the same 0:20:25.440 --> 0:20:28.320 fun the vaginanta fu, the medical terms. You have holes, right, 0:20:28.520 --> 0:20:31.320 you got holes? You go in your head, you go, okay. 0:20:31.359 --> 0:20:34.679 The clicks right there, I think everybody's clicks built differently. Okay, 0:20:34.680 --> 0:20:37.000 I'm gonna go down there and make some guesses here. 0:20:38.280 --> 0:20:41.879 Think I'm gonna tap it right there. But and she 0:20:41.960 --> 0:20:44.479 should tell me the speed and the intensity of it. 0:20:44.680 --> 0:20:47.280 Let me know something. I'm just guessing. Sometimes if you 0:20:47.359 --> 0:20:49.040 kiss somebody in there, they go I don't like that ship. 0:20:49.400 --> 0:20:52.120 Thank you tell me you're like that? No, I don't 0:20:52.119 --> 0:20:54.480 like okay cool. Some people have dead ditties. They don't 0:20:54.520 --> 0:20:57.560 they know nothing there some women like some people like 0:20:57.640 --> 0:21:08.440 side booth sucking areas. Yeah, I never heard that either. Yeah, 0:21:09.280 --> 0:21:11.560 some women don't know how to stimulate dudes. They can 0:21:11.600 --> 0:21:14.720 talk all this about guys, but sometimes you're just sitting 0:21:14.760 --> 0:21:19.760 there doing nothing yourself. Sometimes little touches help the guy too, 0:21:20.000 --> 0:21:23.600 But we don't think that if you're hard, you like it. 0:21:24.160 --> 0:21:26.280 But that's what women will think, like he's hard, he 0:21:26.320 --> 0:21:29.960 likes it? No, he this thing. I just want to 0:21:30.320 --> 0:21:34.040 fucking leave. Nah. Some dudes get stimulated by certain things too, 0:21:34.560 --> 0:21:36.800 you know. But if you're just sitting there, she's not 0:21:36.840 --> 0:21:39.680 doing it. Besides the nipple, what else stimulates? It depends 0:21:39.720 --> 0:21:41.439 on how they kiss you too, on the neck and 0:21:41.480 --> 0:21:43.600 stuff like that. It depends you like them lick in 0:21:43.640 --> 0:21:53.360 your hands. Some Some people have weird tongues, like don't 0:21:53.400 --> 0:21:56.040 I don't like a song in my ears? And it depends, 0:21:56.160 --> 0:21:59.800 it depends, it depends, It depends. At the moment it's me, 0:22:00.000 --> 0:22:13.480 you're doing this right, yeah? What it means like yeah, 0:22:13.560 --> 0:22:16.879 But like I said, it's nothing wrong with communicating, like, oh, 0:22:16.960 --> 0:22:20.199 what do you like when okay? And you'll know, you know, 0:22:20.359 --> 0:22:23.160 just communicate. When you don't communicate, then you're like, oh, 0:22:23.320 --> 0:22:24.800 you didn't even know what to do. Well, you didn't 0:22:24.800 --> 0:22:27.399 tell them right, GPS for the mother. What do you 0:22:27.400 --> 0:22:29.880 think about asking to do something before you do it, 0:22:30.000 --> 0:22:40.760 because nowadays you need to ship, you say matter stress 0:22:40.840 --> 0:22:45.160 stressed women in the street. I mean, I was never 0:22:45.200 --> 0:22:47.240 ignorant with it, but I don't really look. I just 0:22:47.320 --> 0:22:50.159 keep it moving. I'll be in ahead, like two models 0:22:50.160 --> 0:22:58.240 in the runway. I used to like, you know, you'd 0:22:58.280 --> 0:23:00.480 be like, you know, another guy be like yo, I 0:23:00.480 --> 0:23:02.720 don't cat call. I never a cat call. I'm not 0:23:02.760 --> 0:23:05.440 a cat caller. I don't. I don't do that kind 0:23:05.480 --> 0:23:08.439 of ship. I like sex like the next person, but 0:23:08.480 --> 0:23:13.000 I'm not. I'm not disrespectful. I just don't yo. I'm 0:23:13.000 --> 0:23:19.200 afraid that does. That's what I keep doing it. Listen, listen. 0:23:19.480 --> 0:23:22.320 I had my degrees in psychology. I was a psych 0:23:22.400 --> 0:23:26.639 major in college. And whatever behavior is reinforced, it's going 0:23:26.680 --> 0:23:29.840 to continue. Why do you think people beg I'm saying 0:23:30.960 --> 0:23:34.800 untaxed money In New York, the average panhandler makes fifty grand. 0:23:35.240 --> 0:23:37.680 Now if people never ever gave them money, they get 0:23:37.680 --> 0:23:41.080 a job, but you reinforce it with giving him a dollary, like, oh, ship, 0:23:41.320 --> 0:23:45.080 it's working. So somebody goes he yo. Some girls like 0:23:45.600 --> 0:23:52.000 y and my way. It might be corny. Why do 0:23:52.119 --> 0:23:55.240 I say, excuse me? He corny? She might like the 0:23:55.359 --> 0:24:04.080 yo yo. So like when I was a kid, you know, um, 0:24:04.119 --> 0:24:07.960 and I started, you know, getting turning into a beautiful girl, 0:24:08.000 --> 0:24:11.200 a young lady, you know, And I started getting attention 0:24:11.280 --> 0:24:14.080 from guys. I remember one time I got a friend 0:24:14.080 --> 0:24:17.520 that this like somebody just he smelled bag. He was 0:24:17.560 --> 0:24:20.280 just terrible trying to talk to me. And I told 0:24:20.320 --> 0:24:22.480 my friend, I'm like, what makes him think that he 0:24:22.520 --> 0:24:25.720 has a chance with me? And he's like stuff, you 0:24:25.760 --> 0:24:27.920 can't win a lot of if you don't play, like 0:24:28.320 --> 0:24:33.440 somebody's gonna back to truth. But he has confidence. So 0:24:33.480 --> 0:24:38.040 I like, understand, dudes talk to women. You're all confident, 0:24:43.320 --> 0:24:48.639 like you're looking right, like you never know what chance 0:24:48.680 --> 0:24:51.600 you're gonna get there like that, I didn't want to 0:24:51.680 --> 0:24:55.080 let you know. You gave me a dollar, I'll take 0:24:55.119 --> 0:25:01.960 you an give me that. A lot of matches that 0:25:02.040 --> 0:25:08.760 can't talk to women. But brothers be digging about women 0:25:08.760 --> 0:25:11.480 trying to talk to you. Um, you know what's so fortunate? 0:25:11.800 --> 0:25:14.720 Even in college I had there was a chick out. 0:25:14.880 --> 0:25:17.000 I was digging like a monthfucker. She was like the 0:25:17.000 --> 0:25:19.600 alpha sweetheart. You know alpha's had their little sweetheart court 0:25:19.840 --> 0:25:22.200 She's alpha sweethart. I was like, damn that girls dope 0:25:22.200 --> 0:25:24.199 blah blah blah. Then I found out she was digging 0:25:24.200 --> 0:25:26.119 me and I got it. It It was easy for me. 0:25:26.200 --> 0:25:28.120 I was like, oh cool. My boy was like yo, 0:25:28.280 --> 0:25:30.960 she stops like so I I got lucky where I 0:25:31.080 --> 0:25:34.000 got hooked up sort of because I was told you 0:25:34.000 --> 0:25:38.000 I'm lazy. I don't always been lazy. I've been lazy. 0:25:38.200 --> 0:25:40.520 Like I was like, yo, who's your friend? Oh yo, 0:25:40.640 --> 0:25:43.760 tell okay? Cool? I had it easy sort of, you 0:25:43.800 --> 0:25:45.840