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Speaker 1: We are the one to three losers. What up, everybody?

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Speaker 1: I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so

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Speaker 1: I give you the sports facts, my sports opinions because

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Speaker 1: I am pretty much a sports genius. I know the

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Speaker 1: least about sports. Ahead do it? Hey, guys, it's Eddie.

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Speaker 1: I know the least about sports. I just like watching

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Speaker 1: the games. I really don't know that much, but I'm

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Speaker 1: getting better. Nice what about you now? Do me? Dude? Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? I'm ray yo, bros. I'm I'm a gambler.

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Speaker 1: You know. I like to bet money and stuff, and

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Speaker 1: sometimes I win, sometimes I don't. But most of the

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Speaker 1: time I'm gonna supply you with the luck of the day.

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Speaker 1: So luck it up. That's pretty good. Thanks, that's not bad,

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Speaker 1: uh man. We like to start the game. To start

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Speaker 1: the podcast with the game, you guys ready to play?

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Speaker 1: Would you duh? Would you rather eat a pack of

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Speaker 1: Starburst or a pack of Skittles? Easy? Starbursts and the

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Speaker 1: pink ones. If it's not red or pink, I don't

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Speaker 1: want it. The red ones and the oranges you can

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Speaker 1: keep them. Not the red ones, the orange and the

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Speaker 1: yellow ones. Keep them pink and red. That's the way

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Speaker 1: to go. And I believe it's the fruit loops. They

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Speaker 1: said that those all taste the exact same. Correct. Science

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Speaker 1: has proven the regardless of the color, they taste the same.

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Speaker 1: But with Starburst and with Skittles, they do taste different. Correct. Correct. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So with the skittles, I always think that you don't

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Speaker 1: get really a bad flavor. For the most part, they're

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Speaker 1: all really good. And maybe it's because the starburst are bigger.

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Speaker 1: But when you get a yellow Starburst, that is horrible. You.

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Speaker 1: I can easily do a yellow skittle, even though I

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Speaker 1: don't love yellow, but a yellow Starburst I can't tell

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Speaker 1: you the amount of candy I wasted do I always

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Speaker 1: just threw them away all the time, yellow, and sometimes

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Speaker 1: I'd even venture out into the orange and throw those

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Speaker 1: away too. You know, I don't get starburst at all.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand why people like them. They're not good.

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Speaker 1: They're just they're a little bit hard and you gotta

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Speaker 1: chew them forever. Just it's annoying. Like a skittle is

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Speaker 1: so much better and so much easier to eat, and

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Speaker 1: it tastes better. And the variety of skittles that you

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Speaker 1: can get, you can get the Tropical, the Blue Light

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Speaker 1: Blue Pack, the Purple Pack, Skittles Wins Hands sur Pack

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Speaker 1: now too. Do you guys separate your skittles though? Do

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Speaker 1: you eat like, let me just have a bunch of

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Speaker 1: yellows first, or let me just have a bunch of

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Speaker 1: red ones first? Or do you just put them get

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Speaker 1: them on your hand and put them them in your mouth,

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Speaker 1: not just pour them in my hand. I don't have

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Speaker 1: time to search through them. I'm not that picky, Like,

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Speaker 1: I'm not an O C D person. Only can eat green,

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Speaker 1: can only eat red things. I didn't know if you

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Speaker 1: like the certain flavor of the skittle though, No. I

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Speaker 1: like the I like the rainbow like in your mouth exactly.

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Speaker 1: You put in your mouth and it's like, oh that's

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Speaker 1: pretty good. Yeah yeah, I mean this is a pretty

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Speaker 1: tamed Would you rather know? But I do love it?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather from something I did fifteen years ago?

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Speaker 1: I haven't had a skittle in my adult life, really,

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Speaker 1: I don't think so. Dude. When are you at a

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Speaker 1: Walgreens or CVS and you go, man, I need a bag?

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Speaker 1: You're kind of right, but that's true. The only time

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Speaker 1: you would have him is Halloween Skittles and Starburst. Do

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Speaker 1: you ever go to the CVS or the Walgreens? You

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Speaker 1: know what, I think, I'm gonna grab me a thing

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Speaker 1: of Starburst for the road. No, when you're on a

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Speaker 1: road trip is pretty risky though. I mean because you're

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Speaker 1: driving and you're you drop a butter of a peanut

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Speaker 1: drops a peanut butter cup? They're really easy to handle.

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Speaker 1: It's not like there's a lot of them where you're

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Speaker 1: gonna be to take the rapper off of the cup.

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Speaker 1: That's hard with one hand if you're driving, like you

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Speaker 1: But that's what I'm saying, Like, you don't ever grab starbursts,

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Speaker 1: road trip. My go to road trip candy is sweet tarts?

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Speaker 1: What the role of Buy those are another Halloween candy?

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Speaker 1: Only that's the only thing you get on Halloween. You're like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: great sweet tarts. No one actually buy sweet tarts. Well,

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Speaker 1: go down the road trail about ten miles, pop another

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Speaker 1: the foil the long foil tubes. Are you talking about sprees?

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Speaker 1: Sweet tarts? Sweet and tart? You've never seen these before.

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Speaker 1: It's like a roll of twenty little pellets. I don't

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Speaker 1: The reason I never eat this candy is because doesn't

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Speaker 1: it ruin your next meal? Dude? When I'm on a

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Speaker 1: road trip, the next thing I'm thinking is okay, stopping

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get like three of them, But the candy

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Speaker 1: is gonna totally sour your next What do you eat

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Speaker 1: next when you're road tripping there. You don't have a

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Speaker 1: lot of food options, right, You got McDonald's the go to,

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Speaker 1: sometimes the Taco bell a lot of subways. What's your

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Speaker 1: go to road trip? Chick fil A, Arby's, but Chick

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Speaker 1: Filaces sometimes lace like every hundred miles in a lot

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Speaker 1: Chick fil A's and everything it's Sunday. No, it's not. No, No,

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Speaker 1: what if you're traveling on Sunday? What if you're on Sundays?

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Speaker 1: No Sunday. Hello, I'm waiting here in the drive traffic.

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Speaker 1: Road dude, if you're traveling a road trip on a Sunday, No,

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Speaker 1: the problem. But whenever I'm road tripping, if it's not Sunday,

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Speaker 1: every it's it's Chick fil A and that's where I stopped.

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Speaker 1: major cities, Every major city has a chick Fili. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but you're not traveling. I'm talking about like when you

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Speaker 1: That'll change when you when your kid gets older. But

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Speaker 1: Yet we're good. We go thirty minutes down the road

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Speaker 1: and I'm hungry kill you. We do? We do? And

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Speaker 1: then it's like here, here's the cheese. It's well that later,

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Speaker 1: I'm hungry, dude, my chick. We went to Chicago seven hours.

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Speaker 1: it's an amazing feeling. We remember that feeling, and I

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Speaker 1: come on, where did that girls go? Left side? Boys,

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Speaker 1: I just saw Jimmy lives. Like. We were driving to

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Speaker 1: love the great not so far as son, get back here.

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Speaker 1: That's somebody's back yard. Uh, speaking of backyard, Texans, they

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Speaker 1: as Willie isn't gonna have a good game. That was

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Speaker 1: guaranteed the reason the way that Eddie said they get

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Speaker 1: seven and a half, that was the dumbest bet ever. Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean it looked it all the way up to

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Speaker 1: the third quarter, and then the Texans just took off.

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Speaker 1: I mean I felt like it was especially at the half.

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Speaker 1: You know, it was a pretty good game back and forth.

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Speaker 1: I felt like the Dolphins. Their offense was a lot

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Speaker 1: he did with with Devonte Parker. Um. I mean they

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Speaker 1: defenses sucks what I what I saw, Both defenses were terrible,

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Speaker 1: and the Texans just outscored the Dolphins right a lot.

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Speaker 1: Let's let's go. Te You have so many different departments

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Speaker 1: you can blame it on like it's it's a beautiful

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Speaker 1: human resource. No, but no, guys do it. But I

423
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Speaker 1: would blame it on everybody else. Um, what were you

424
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Speaker 1: asking me about the quarterback? I don't know, ask him?

425
00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:28,800
Speaker 1: Next question? I mean coach, as the head coach, you've

426
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Speaker 1: got no response, So the head coaches out. Eddie comes

427
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Speaker 1: to the microphone. So, Eddie, you locked up the Dolphins?

428
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,960
Speaker 1: You said, slam the door? That plus seven half would

429
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Speaker 1: cover last night, and uh, I followed your advice. I

430
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Speaker 1: bet fifty dollars online. Is there anything you'd like to

431
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:43,760
Speaker 1: say to me. Yeah, that's the thing about gambling, you know,

432
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Speaker 1: sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and so you just

433
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Speaker 1: have to make up your money somehow. You want to

434
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Speaker 1: double up another bet, go for it. I'll have another

435
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Speaker 1: lock today after the show. What do you want? What? What?

436
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Speaker 1: What was it in the Dolphins that you saw that

437
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Speaker 1: you thought they could be within seven and a half

438
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Speaker 1: half of the Houston Texas. Did you watch the Dolphins

439
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Speaker 1: in the first half of the game. That's what I

440
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Speaker 1: saw on the Dolphins. I saw a good offense, I

441
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:09,280
Speaker 1: saw a terrible defense, defensive game, and I thought they

442
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:11,560
Speaker 1: were just gonna at least keep up with the Texans.

443
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Speaker 1: But the Texas took off in the fourth quarter. My bad.

444
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:16,240
Speaker 1: Did you bet your own lock? I did, and I

445
00:20:16,359 --> 00:20:21,080
Speaker 1: lost it. I had all my my my four my

446
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Speaker 1: four way parlay. I had thee I had the Dolphins

447
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Speaker 1: plus a seven and a half, and I had the

448
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Speaker 1: game under forty four. Okay, she missed both of those,

449
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Speaker 1: so I don't even know what I had for this.

450
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Speaker 1: You should have just win the opposite of all your picks. Yeah,

451
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,280
Speaker 1: just whatever your gut was telling you should have done. Hey,

452
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:41,000
Speaker 1: it was a rough night, it happened. That's gambling. That's gambling.

453
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Speaker 1: Can I address my lock as well? Yeah, well we

454
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Speaker 1: were gonna move on to that. I I watched the

455
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Speaker 1: I stayed up and watched the entire Lakers Nuggets game.

456
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Speaker 1: And let me tell you, it's a good game. If

457
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Speaker 1: the NBA is going to be this competitive all season,

458
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Speaker 1: we are in for a great NBA season. We are

459
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Speaker 1: only four or five games in some teams four five.

460
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Speaker 1: It has been competitive, really good games back and forth.

461
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Speaker 1: And I have third. I don't usually watch a lot

462
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Speaker 1: of NBA this early because it's like, okay, usually it's

463
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Speaker 1: a fifteen point blowout. The games have been really good.

464
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:16,560
Speaker 1: I'm different on NBA and MLB. I cannot watch regular

465
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Speaker 1: season baseball, dude, I love regular season NBA. A Friday

466
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Speaker 1: night watching an NBA game, dude, give me that over

467
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Speaker 1: most anything. You guys were bashing the Lakers. They were

468
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Speaker 1: owing three. The Lakers are now two and three. Back

469
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Speaker 1: the back they beat the Nuggets, who undefeated both of

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Speaker 1: you guys. I never said anything. You guys said they

471
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Speaker 1: were gonna be terrible. I'm gonna talk about NBA. I

472
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Speaker 1: sit back because I hadn't watched a lot of games.

473
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Speaker 1: Now I've watched a couple of Lakers, and let me

474
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Speaker 1: tell you what I saw from the Lakers. They play hard,

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Speaker 1: they hustle, and then and I Lonzo Ball, he is

476
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Speaker 1: in your face on defense. Is really like he was

477
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Speaker 1: picking he yeah, yeah, the TV. He'll come into the

478
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Speaker 1: camera and guard the camera. He's in my face in

479
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Speaker 1: your living room like he was picking up. I've never

480
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:03,639
Speaker 1: seen a defender do that before. It's a good strategy.

481
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,840
Speaker 1: I mean, he's picking a full court last night, and

482
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:08,560
Speaker 1: his shot looks better. He did hit a step back three,

483
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Speaker 1: and I was like, okay, Alonzo Ball last year, he

484
00:22:11,359 --> 00:22:14,080
Speaker 1: wanted him shooting. He was draining some shots last night

485
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Speaker 1: and he was moving the ball. I like they're I mean,

486
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Speaker 1: they're not top of the level, but they they're a

487
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Speaker 1: pesky little team. They're gonna be good. I'm wanting to

488
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Speaker 1: be good. I did also want to be right that

489
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Speaker 1: they'd be oh and seven. That would have been me like, yeah,

490
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Speaker 1: see look at me now. But I like that they're good.

491
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Speaker 1: The Lakers are cool. The NBA wants to be good

492
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Speaker 1: the Laker. Yeah, the NBA wants them to be good

493
00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:35,920
Speaker 1: because you want to know what teams they're showing every

494
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Speaker 1: Saturday nights, because day and night, every night it's Lebron James.

495
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Speaker 1: You're gonna no matter what team, Lebron James, you're gonna

496
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Speaker 1: put it on that Calves ever gonna be by Seinfeld

497
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Speaker 1: and Friends episodes like they're done. They're gonna be putting

498
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Speaker 1: NBA on t NT every night. And so yeah, I

499
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Speaker 1: liked what I saw. The only problem is their bench

500
00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,159
Speaker 1: is a little weak. When they're their second you it

501
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:02,760
Speaker 1: comes in, it's like, how are they going to score points?

502
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:04,960
Speaker 1: And Land Stevenson came off the bench last night in

503
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Speaker 1: the fourth quarter and he he's shaking bank, shake and bank. Oh, man,

504
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:15,760
Speaker 1: fella just call him fella. Yeah, I said, shaking bake fellas.

505
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:20,280
Speaker 1: I mean, he stepped back three, crossover, oh, dance three,

506
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:25,360
Speaker 1: and then he had a awesome passed to Lebron James.

507
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Speaker 1: That's what I was gonna say. I noticed a lot

508
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Speaker 1: of good passing from the Lakers, like a lot of

509
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:32,639
Speaker 1: good trick passes, fake looking the other way, passing on

510
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Speaker 1: behind the bat. I saw a lot of good communication

511
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Speaker 1: done by the Lakers. And they look like a team

512
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:40,640
Speaker 1: last night, then that's all Lebron because in past years

513
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:42,360
Speaker 1: the Lakers have just been man, you want the ball,

514
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:43,960
Speaker 1: do something cool. Here you go, boom, take the ball.

515
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:45,720
Speaker 1: That one guy takes the ball. Then the next you

516
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Speaker 1: expect to see Lebron doing all the action, and last

517
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Speaker 1: night it was everyone. Dude. If they're playing as a team,

518
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Speaker 1: then that's all Lebron. That's not coaching, that's not I

519
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Speaker 1: agree with you. Well you're wrong. First of all, Uh,

520
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Speaker 1: they were better last year. If you watched him a

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Speaker 1: Lonzo ball can he has he has great vision, That's

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. So they passed the ball and there

523
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:10,000
Speaker 1: they were back cutting. Last night they were moving off

524
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Speaker 1: the ball. And Josh Hart unheralded guy, he's good, he's good.

525
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:20,280
Speaker 1: He played at Villanova. He played. Yes, he's a good

526
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Speaker 1: little I guess you call him a two guard. And

527
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Speaker 1: what you say, unheralded. Yeah, he he didn't get a

528
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Speaker 1: lot of love. But he is gonna be good. Like

529
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Speaker 1: this is his second year and he's gonna be really good.

530
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Speaker 1: Is he left he or no? No, I'm thinking of

531
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Speaker 1: the other guy, Brunson. Yeah, Jalen Brunson. Yeah, I don't

532
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Speaker 1: know who he got drafted by, but I know he's

533
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Speaker 1: in the NBA. I haven't seen him play yet. And

534
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Speaker 1: Javelle McGee, he used to be the laughing stock of

535
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Speaker 1: the NBA. SA he looks so funny to me. Shack

536
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:47,960
Speaker 1: used to just bash on him and bash on him,

537
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:51,720
Speaker 1: and JaVale McGhee's mom would get upset with Shack because

538
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:53,080
Speaker 1: on T and T he would just make fun of

539
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:56,000
Speaker 1: Javelle McGhee because the way he looks, because he never

540
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Speaker 1: scores point. He was terrible. He was just a goog ball.

541
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Speaker 1: He plays good. Uh, he's a solid contributor. He's back

542
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:07,120
Speaker 1: to back nights he scored over twenty points for the Lakers, rebounding,

543
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:11,800
Speaker 1: playing some defense. They're they're they're building, They're building. The

544
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:14,200
Speaker 1: Lakers are building. I mean we're only five games in.

545
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:17,439
Speaker 1: They're building. When you say building, you mean building for

546
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,200
Speaker 1: this season. They're gonna be in the playoffs this year.

547
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:27,440
Speaker 1: Didn't teams make it. I said, didn't make the playoffs.

548
00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:29,760
Speaker 1: I said, they're just not gonna make a push towards

549
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:32,800
Speaker 1: the Warriors. I even I said, it's gonna take two

550
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:34,720
Speaker 1: years to build. This dude, The only team that's not

551
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:37,640
Speaker 1: gonna make the playoffs is like the who's a bad team?

552
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:40,720
Speaker 1: Real quick? The only things like one team in the

553
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:43,080
Speaker 1: NBA that doesn't make the playoffs. Everybody else makes the playoffs.

554
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:44,960
Speaker 1: If you're horrible, you don't make the playoffs. If you're decent,

555
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,359
Speaker 1: you make them. Half the teams make the playoffs, eight

556
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:49,160
Speaker 1: teams from each conference. It's not like that in any

557
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,280
Speaker 1: other sports. But you guys at the beginning of the

558
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 1: season did say the Lakers would not make the playoffs,

559
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,920
Speaker 1: and let's relax. But you can change your opinion. That's

560
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 1: the whole thing. We come on here and we say, hey,

561
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 1: we thought this. You see, once you start seeing stuff

562
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:04,680
Speaker 1: with your eyes, Hey, something's different. Last night, Ray said

563
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 1: lock it up over on D or two D thirty

564
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,280
Speaker 1: six and a half, and right what happened. It ended

565
00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:14,680
Speaker 1: up going to thirty five. Here's the thing, that line

566
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:18,000
Speaker 1: at game time was two thirty four. The disadvantage we

567
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Speaker 1: have is we're making these picks hours and hours before

568
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Speaker 1: this line. That's not the disadvantage, Yeah it is. I mean,

569
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Speaker 1: obviously the line's gonna change. It fluctuates. So listen, some

570
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Speaker 1: of my betters, I don't. What I'm saying is I

571
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:31,680
Speaker 1: was wrong, But some of my betters actually got the

572
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Speaker 1: correct bet because it was two thirty four, so they

573
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Speaker 1: probably want I do not think it moved two and

574
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:38,400
Speaker 1: a half point? Did it was two thirty four game time.

575
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:39,920
Speaker 1: I looked at it. I looked at it on my phone.

576
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Speaker 1: I wouldn't just bring that up. But even if it

577
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Speaker 1: does move two and a half points, I mean, that's

578
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Speaker 1: that means a lot of money came back just in

579
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Speaker 1: the under on the under. Heavy money came in on

580
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Speaker 1: the under. But what I'm saying is I didn't lose

581
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Speaker 1: a ton of people money. I'm hoping some of my

582
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,280
Speaker 1: betters got that two thirty four line. It was on

583
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Speaker 1: the move. Some of them might have got two thirty five.

584
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,480
Speaker 1: So it was a push. Only the people that bet

585
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Speaker 1: with me at the podcast right in the afternoon lost

586
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 1: the bet. Everybody else won the bet because it was

587
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:05,920
Speaker 1: over what that line was at, it was moving throughout

588
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:09,439
Speaker 1: the day. Just to just say you lost, you can't.

589
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 1: All that stuff you just said is inaccurate. Like you

590
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:15,120
Speaker 1: like everyone else won the bet. Like if you made

591
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 1: the bet past four o'clock, you won the lock. I

592
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 1: told you if you made it before four. You lost

593
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:21,840
Speaker 1: it because it was two thirty six. Everybody else got

594
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 1: the two thirty five line two thirty four. So I mean,

595
00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:26,760
Speaker 1: I just wish this was a night podcast. I would

596
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 1: have been right. So so you lost. I did lose.

597
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:33,360
Speaker 1: But but a line that fluctuates like that, I've got

598
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:36,919
Speaker 1: to be cut a break a little bit. No, And

599
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:39,359
Speaker 1: I didn't get a lot about. Some guy explained it

600
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 1: to him on Twitter. I was like, hey, man, that

601
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:42,359
Speaker 1: line was moving. Just don't put all the blame on me.

602
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,280
Speaker 1: And he's like, man, you're right, You're right. So I mean,

603
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:46,800
Speaker 1: I've I've been explaining to myself to some people. I

604
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,480
Speaker 1: give you a lock. My number I gave you wasn't

605
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 1: the lock, but there was a lock out there. Well

606
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:55,440
Speaker 1: here's the thing about our locks, though, Like we are

607
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:58,280
Speaker 1: really giving our true opinion on who's gonna win this,

608
00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 1: Like what bet is going to win? That's why we

609
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,520
Speaker 1: call it a lock. Is it always gonna win? No?

610
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:06,120
Speaker 1: But is it gonna win a majority of the time? Yes?

611
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,360
Speaker 1: Are you gonna win? Are you gonna win a lot

612
00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:10,920
Speaker 1: of money? Yes? Here. Are you gonna be able to

613
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:13,560
Speaker 1: take off work? Yes? Are you gonna be able to

614
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:17,359
Speaker 1: retire young. Yes, but here's the thing. You're gonna be

615
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:20,119
Speaker 1: able to buy a buys like the way I gamble,

616
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:22,919
Speaker 1: in the way Ray gambles. It's very very different. Like

617
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:25,720
Speaker 1: I do not risk a lot of money. If you

618
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:28,359
Speaker 1: are risking a lot of money and picking our locks,

619
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:32,760
Speaker 1: that's on you the listener. Guys, listen, if you're risking

620
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 1: a lot of money on our locks, be careful, that's

621
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Speaker 1: on you. Sound like a school teacher, dude, sound like

622
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:41,120
Speaker 1: a gambler, would you? If you want to make a

623
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:44,400
Speaker 1: lot of money at low risk, listen to me. Don't

624
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 1: spend more than five dollars on a bet. If you

625
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 1: want to make ten dollars at the end of the weekend,

626
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 1: listen to Eddie. Hey, being up on money is being up.

627
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 1: That's ten dollars you didn't have. Maybe you don't have

628
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,920
Speaker 1: a lot of money to gamble. Maybe you just want

629
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:58,320
Speaker 1: to have fun. You want to have skin in the game.

630
00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 1: You want to relate to us and part of the action.

631
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 1: You want to feel that adrenaline rush. Sometimes a dollar

632
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 1: does that for you. Talk does it for you. It

633
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 1: doesn't have to be a lot of money. Yes, if

634
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 1: you need a dollar bet because you're feeding for that

635
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 1: feel of gambling. You got a problem. You don't want

636
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 1: to see you fighting with your spouses. Or you can bet.

637
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 1: You can bet your spouse or your friend a pack

638
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 1: of skittles if they don't. If they if you believe

639
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 1: in our locking, they don't believe in our locks, you say, hey,

640
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 1: I'll bet you a bag of skittles. All right, boom,

641
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:29,160
Speaker 1: it's on. We're not encouraging gambling. But if you want

642
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:31,880
Speaker 1: to gamble, camble. But if you're at your house and

643
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 1: you're slamming doors, you're slamming cabinets, you're yelling at your

644
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 1: kids because of gambling, you need to stop. But if

645
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 1: you're progressively making money, if you see that it is lucrative,

646
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 1: continue to do it because you're good at it, just

647
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,680
Speaker 1: like us. We're helping you. We're advisors, really right, And

648
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 1: if you buy a third TV because you need three

649
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,480
Speaker 1: TVs in the living room to watch all the games, dude,

650
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 1: I don't know if you should quit or you should

651
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:54,960
Speaker 1: keep going. But strategy, that's where I'm at. I got

652
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 1: my own TV in my office now like now, I

653
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,120
Speaker 1: want to have my my gambling room, my t V.

654
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 1: So you're gonna go and ignore your kids in the

655
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 1: gambling room. That's a problem. Well, none of it depends.

656
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 1: My kids go to bed at eight thirty of the games.

657
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 1: On after eight thirty, I'm I'm going to the gambling

658
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:10,960
Speaker 1: If your kids ask you, hey, dad, why aren't you

659
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,240
Speaker 1: cheering for both teams? And the reason is because you

660
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 1: either have an over under so you have to cheer

661
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 1: for both teams, or you have so many parlays in

662
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 1: the game. So if you're cheering for both teams your

663
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:21,240
Speaker 1: kid asked you, that's kind of depressing. Make sure you

664
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:22,920
Speaker 1: hide it from your kids. Do you explain to your

665
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,640
Speaker 1: kids what gambling is? No, no, no no, they don't know

666
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:26,960
Speaker 1: I'm gambling. They come to the rum every time they're like,

667
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,760
Speaker 1: who are we going for? And I'll just pick a

668
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:32,280
Speaker 1: team Falcons and be like, okay, let's go Falcons. Do

669
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 1: your kids know you're a like a poser fan? What

670
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:37,320
Speaker 1: does that mean? That means you show up today in

671
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 1: l a Dodgers hat. I mean that's what that means. Like,

672
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 1: do you do they do they know that you just

673
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,480
Speaker 1: hop on the bandwagon that I don't really have a

674
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:46,040
Speaker 1: baseball team. Well, yeah, but you they know who my

675
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:48,400
Speaker 1: football team is they know who my basketball team is.

676
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:50,360
Speaker 1: They don't. I don't have a baseball team. That's why

677
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:54,000
Speaker 1: I have a Cardinal's hat, a Dodgers hat, a Mets hat. Uh,

678
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:56,840
Speaker 1: what else the Dodgers has more just like a trendy thing.

679
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 1: I have a Boston hat I have. I think what

680
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:01,200
Speaker 1: you have a Boston that? Yeah? I have? Why would

681
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 1: you not wear the Boston had they're up to? Oh dude,

682
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 1: I just picked this. You act like I went to

683
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 1: my Let's see which one do I wear today? Oh?

684
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 1: Let me wear this one. I just pick hats. I

685
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 1: have two hundred hats in my clothes. It's weird. I'm

686
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:16,680
Speaker 1: not seeing you where the Dodgers had in a while,

687
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 1: and they're in the World Series games in l A tonight,

688
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:20,320
Speaker 1: and boom, you show up in l A hat but

689
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 1: you didn't play in it. I was just it was

690
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 1: just randomly drawn. I wore the Dodgers had a couple

691
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:26,480
Speaker 1: of weeks ago when I went to l A. Yeah,

692
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying now that we haven't seen it.

693
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,200
Speaker 1: You weren't here. We didn't see the l A have

694
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:33,240
Speaker 1: a Cubs hat. I have all sorts of hats, So

695
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 1: it's it's just a coincidence, you ward on on the

696
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 1: World Series Game three day when they're gonna be in

697
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 1: l A. Correct, Are you buying just a coincidence? I

698
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,160
Speaker 1: think he threw the l A hat on because he's

699
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:46,479
Speaker 1: gonna be getting gas. He's around town. Maybe he has

700
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:49,360
Speaker 1: some noon meeting and he's gonna see people he wants

701
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:52,160
Speaker 1: to be that my teams in the World Series look exactly,

702
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 1: or just people driving next to his car and be like, Oh,

703
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 1: that dud is in a good mood? Is Dodgers a

704
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 1: in the World The Dodgers lost legs last round. He's

705
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:00,560
Speaker 1: not wearing that now. I don't wear the where the

706
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 1: Red Sox hat. Yes, I mean, guys, you all put

707
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 1: too much thought into that. No, no, no, But I'm

708
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:10,160
Speaker 1: not a poser. Well, I'm just I don't have a

709
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 1: baseball team. I love sports. I love watching sports. I

710
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 1: love my Dallas Cowboys, and I love my San Antonio Spurs.

711
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,360
Speaker 1: Other than that, I really don't care. But really, most

712
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 1: guys that wear a hat they're bragging about something. Most guys,

713
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:24,160
Speaker 1: honestly that wear the hat, they're bragging about the hat

714
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 1: because I don't have hair. If it's a camouflage hat. Boom,

715
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 1: it's I'm a hunter. I'm bragging. Most guys that wear

716
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 1: a certain hat, it's not just gonna say something on it,

717
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 1: like have a great day. It doesn't. It always says

718
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:37,680
Speaker 1: something they're bragging about. So always leaveing a hat more. Okay,

719
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 1: Do more guys wear a hat because they like the

720
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:43,280
Speaker 1: team or for like fashion, Like it's a fashionable hat.

721
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:45,920
Speaker 1: Like what more people? Yeah? Like more guys, like, I

722
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,640
Speaker 1: don't know the majority? Is your your question? I'm trying

723
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 1: to think of that. It's it's a fashion it's a

724
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 1: fashion thing. Oh so you think twenty years ago it

725
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 1: was they like the team, dude. Nowadays it's all fashion.

726
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 1: That's why if somebody's wearing a sports hat, I don't

727
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:00,440
Speaker 1: even comment on it because it's a fashion thing. They're

728
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 1: just trying to call it cool. That most people aren't

729
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 1: die hards of the half. You can blame that on

730
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,520
Speaker 1: nineties hip hop. I mean once Ice Cube and all

731
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 1: those dudes starting repping Raiders hats, like then it just

732
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 1: became a fashion thing. Then everyone was just like, yeah,

733
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:14,959
Speaker 1: I'm a gangster out wear Raiders. Do you even know

734
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 1: who plays for the Raiders? No? It didn't matter. It

735
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:20,360
Speaker 1: was just that's what it really was. A gangster thing.

736
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,520
Speaker 1: It was a gangster every I mean, I was in

737
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:24,840
Speaker 1: the valley in South Texas and they're a bunch of

738
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:28,200
Speaker 1: Mexican gang bangers wearing Raiders stuff like guess please, like

739
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:32,960
Speaker 1: come on, like yo, big fan of Bo Jackson who exactly, Yeah,

740
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 1: because I do make that mistake sometimes when I see

741
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 1: someone in a hat, I'll make a comment and the

742
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 1: others yeah, because you want to do you think they're fans,

743
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 1: You think they're a fan, and so you try to

744
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 1: so like if someone went up to Eddy of like, yeah, oh,

745
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:48,960
Speaker 1: it happens to me all the time. I went. I

746
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 1: went to an Arkansas Razorback games, so we went to

747
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:53,120
Speaker 1: Walmart right before the game to get get a shirt

748
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:56,040
Speaker 1: because I didn't have anything razorbacks. And I still wear

749
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 1: it sometimes and I'm at the grocery store, people be

750
00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 1: like whoo pig. I'll be like, yeah, man, like I

751
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 1: don't whoop big, Like I've never gone for the Razorbacks

752
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:06,400
Speaker 1: of my life. Man. And it's kind of sad though

753
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:08,640
Speaker 1: that this is the last weekend of baseball, Like this

754
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 1: is it? Yeah, it lasts so many months it's been

755
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:16,759
Speaker 1: a good run, and and we ignore it for so

756
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 1: many months we do, and then it hit comes and

757
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:20,799
Speaker 1: then it goes, so we can't be those people. It's

758
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 1: like almost like you miss it when it's gone, but

759
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,279
Speaker 1: when it's here, you're like, I'm not watching baseball. I

760
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 1: don't watch that crap till October. And the NBA is

761
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:30,719
Speaker 1: so NBA is so good, NFL is so good, in

762
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:33,359
Speaker 1: college football so good. Those are my top three. I mean,

763
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 1: then goes baseball number four. So when baseball is done,

764
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 1: I really am not that sad. When football is done, dude,

765
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:41,799
Speaker 1: I'm depressed. I'm real depressed. But the NBA makes up

766
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:44,280
Speaker 1: for it for another four months or whatever until into June,

767
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 1: which I love. But then we have that lull again

768
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 1: when it's baseball June, July, August. I love Opening Day though,

769
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:52,879
Speaker 1: like that whole like a couple of weeks of Opening Day,

770
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:56,320
Speaker 1: like going back and forth, Like I love that excitement,

771
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,240
Speaker 1: but then I lose it in the middle of the season. Dude,

772
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 1: you're a huge fan of baseball. If you live in Chicago,

773
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,840
Speaker 1: if you live in Boston, name another city for me.

774
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 1: I mean, if you live in the vicinity of Chicago, dude,

775
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:10,239
Speaker 1: you're the biggest baseball fan, and it sucks when baseball's over.

776
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 1: But if you live in Nashville, we don't even have

777
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:15,840
Speaker 1: a team. So even if you went so, say you

778
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:19,279
Speaker 1: live in Cincinnati Reds, baseball is done. They sucked this year.

779
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 1: A lot of cities, dude, they're not that big a

780
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:23,719
Speaker 1: fans of baseball. I give you the Chicago's, I give

781
00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 1: you the Boston's. They love baseball, and baseball is amazing

782
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:29,360
Speaker 1: in those cities. I've been to Chicago, amazing crazy. I

783
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 1: wasn't even a Chicago Cubs fan, dude. I went to

784
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 1: one game, Like afterwards, I was like, man, I almost

785
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:35,279
Speaker 1: want to be a Cubs fan. That was that cool

786
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:39,080
Speaker 1: of an atmosphere and the bars around there, everybody laughing

787
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:42,799
Speaker 1: high five and chicks are flashing. Dude. It was crazy.

788
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:47,600
Speaker 1: The game outside of it, Wrigley Veals and Sheffield Avenue

789
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:50,759
Speaker 1: is the craziest little two blocks. Stretch up stop by

790
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:53,480
Speaker 1: and see the Harry Carry statue. No I, dude, I

791
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 1: was in college. I wasn't trying to do a history lesson.

792
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 1: Did you did you? Did you try to get a

793
00:35:58,040 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 1: piece of the ivy off the wall? I mean anything,

794
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,320
Speaker 1: did you do that? What the statue? How do you

795
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:03,799
Speaker 1: get a piece of I don't know if you can. Yeah,

796
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:05,480
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's because they got the basket

797
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 1: there so it would be hard to reach down. I

798
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:08,880
Speaker 1: just I've never I've always wanted to sit in the

799
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:11,560
Speaker 1: bleachers at Wrigley Field. Of all the many times I've been,

800
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:14,080
Speaker 1: I've never sat in the bleachers. There's a memory I have.

801
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:15,799
Speaker 1: Me and my wife went and we sat in the

802
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 1: bleachers and it was a Neon game and it was

803
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 1: so freaking hot and awesome. At the same time, we

804
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 1: were drunk and it was We're at a Cubs game

805
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 1: at Regle, dude. And and I'm I'm not kidding. Some

806
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,400
Speaker 1: days I'll be driving home and it will be the

807
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 1: exact same weather as it was at Wrigley that day,

808
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 1: and I'll think about Wrigley, you know, I'll think about

809
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 1: being on those bleachers with my wife watching that game.

810
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 1: That's nostalgic, dude, dude. It's one of those things. It's

811
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:42,319
Speaker 1: got to be that perfect weather and I'll be like, oh, dude,

812
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 1: this is it. This is the weather at REGL. I

813
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:45,919
Speaker 1: remember that. You know what we did see at Wrigley

814
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:49,560
Speaker 1: the Bartman chair, and if I'm not mistaken, they have

815
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 1: a little mark on that chair, so you know it's

816
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,399
Speaker 1: the Bartman chair where he sat that game. You know what.

817
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 1: That's the least they can do for that kid. Not

818
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:59,840
Speaker 1: that they say this. I think it's just that you

819
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,399
Speaker 1: have a plaque. I think where was that? Just along

820
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 1: the left field line right there halfway up that When

821
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:09,400
Speaker 1: did you go? Because at Bartman happened when I was

822
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 1: in high school and then I went in college. What

823
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:14,040
Speaker 1: do you say? What's there? There's I think there was

824
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 1: a yellow circle just around the seat number, just like

825
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:18,880
Speaker 1: it says Steve Bartman on it. And then there were

826
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:20,440
Speaker 1: some people around us. They were like, yeah, yeah, that's

827
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 1: the Bartman chair, and we just looked at it. It

828
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:24,400
Speaker 1: wasn't there to take a picture in it. There weren't

829
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 1: cell phone, There wasn't he put headphones on. And I

830
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 1: was in college there weren't camera phones. They just kind

831
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,360
Speaker 1: of started so we just like maybe took a polaroid.

832
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:35,200
Speaker 1: Who knows where that is? The man? That's rough. I'm

833
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:37,680
Speaker 1: gonna tell you one thing. I went to Wrigley summer

834
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:41,480
Speaker 1: and ninety nine on my baseball road trip it was me,

835
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 1: my buddy Forest, no teeth, Keith, Forrest little brother Robin

836
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:49,239
Speaker 1: and Forrest Dad Steve and Forrest and I are there

837
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 1: and Forrest knows the Couse are my favorite team. And

838
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:55,320
Speaker 1: we're in the friendly confines of Wrigley Field. So Forest

839
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 1: takes his little disposable camera, is gonna go get a

840
00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:01,360
Speaker 1: picture of Sammy Sosa on deck and some guy gos

841
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:03,920
Speaker 1: at four. I get down, you know, in front, and

842
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 1: Forest turns around and starts cursing at him. How old

843
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:11,759
Speaker 1: is Forest? We're eighteen years old. We just graduated. They

844
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 1: were like twelve, and so Forest and this guy start

845
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:20,600
Speaker 1: going back and forth or whatever. Forrest gets kicked out

846
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 1: of the friendly confines at Wrigley Field. He gets thrown

847
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 1: out and we don't even know it, like we're in

848
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:28,759
Speaker 1: our seats and he just never comes back. So you

849
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,759
Speaker 1: watch started, the game started and everything, and you're like,

850
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:32,319
Speaker 1: was in the middle of the game when he went

851
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 1: to go down and get a picture and he just

852
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 1: never came back. And this is before cell phones, Like

853
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:39,799
Speaker 1: we have no idea where he is. We're just like, well,

854
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:42,319
Speaker 1: what do we do, guys? If someone goes m I

855
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 1: A in the middle of any big event, they've gotten

856
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 1: kicked out, like that happened to me, or they get

857
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:49,720
Speaker 1: arrested or something exactly. Either arrested or kicked out, something

858
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:52,880
Speaker 1: bad has happened. They're no longer in the stadium. It

859
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,239
Speaker 1: happened to my cousin. She got really drunk over at

860
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 1: at my Heart Country Fest, and like she was with

861
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:02,480
Speaker 1: my family, I gave her backstage passes. They're like, dude,

862
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 1: she's at i A. We haven't seen her in like

863
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:08,080
Speaker 1: two hours. Guess what she got kicked out? She missed

864
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:10,880
Speaker 1: the whole concert. She was outside probably roaming the streets

865
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 1: of Austin, Texas. So did she get kicked out? Just

866
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:16,160
Speaker 1: being crazy, being stupid? So Forrest got because he was

867
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 1: yelling at the guy and the usher told four steeds

868
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:19,759
Speaker 1: go sit down and force because I'm just trying to

869
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:22,399
Speaker 1: take a blank in picture or whatever. He gets kicked out.

870
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 1: So we're like, what do we do? So we walked

871
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:26,360
Speaker 1: back to the van and because we still have no

872
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:30,680
Speaker 1: idea where Forest is, and Forrests had got in through

873
00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:33,960
Speaker 1: the window and unlocked it. So he left the friendly confines,

874
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,160
Speaker 1: walked around for a little bit, found a bowling alley.

875
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:39,080
Speaker 1: Bold two games bold of two twenty and then climbed

876
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:41,239
Speaker 1: in the van. Do you know who is this guy?

877
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:43,839
Speaker 1: The world's most fascinating man? You know what? He made

878
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:46,279
Speaker 1: the best out of a really crappy situation. Yes, and

879
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,759
Speaker 1: then to add on top of that. So we're staying

880
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:52,440
Speaker 1: with my grandma, my mom's mom, who lives in Chicago. Okay,

881
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:55,440
Speaker 1: so we're staying there and Forest. This is when Wood starts.

882
00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:00,720
Speaker 1: She's playing Get Back from the Cubs game, all drunk

883
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 1: to Grandma's. No, her friend Anita is there. She's playing bingo.

884
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 1: She hits a B seven four the wini. Forest goes crazy.

885
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 1: He gets kicked out of the Bengal place. So we

886
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:15,920
Speaker 1: go to Grandma's and Forrest. Forrest has this genius idea.

887
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 1: He wants to take a bus to wood Stock in

888
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:23,840
Speaker 1: New York because they're having Woodstock what Stock too, Yes,

889
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 1: and he wants to go, and his dad's like, I

890
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,440
Speaker 1: just don't think it's a good idea for you take

891
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 1: a bus from Chicago and go to himself by himself.

892
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 1: So Forest gets mad, storms out of my grandma's house

893
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,120
Speaker 1: and let me just say, my grandma doesn't live in

894
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:44,160
Speaker 1: the nicest area. South Side, south Side yes, Green, Uh no,

895
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:48,720
Speaker 1: but markham Marcom Illinois. And so he just starts walking

896
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:51,440
Speaker 1: and he gets lost. Oh my dud, dude, who is

897
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:56,320
Speaker 1: this Forest guy? He just takes off walking place is

898
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:59,720
Speaker 1: getting kicked out. So that's where you going. I was running.

899
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,720
Speaker 1: So then he has to go to a pay phone

900
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 1: called collect to his mom back in Austin and have

901
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 1: her because she he didn't know the number to my

902
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:10,719
Speaker 1: grandma's house. And we have to go fight, like, he

903
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,040
Speaker 1: has to give an address and we have to go

904
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:15,080
Speaker 1: pick Forest up because he got lost walking through Chicago

905
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 1: because he got mad in a bad neighborhood. Wow, it

906
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:21,919
Speaker 1: was a great trip. But the point of the story

907
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 1: was he got kicked out of Wrigley Field. Kicked out. Yeah,

908
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 1: so you watched the whole Lakers game last night? Did you?

909
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:32,799
Speaker 1: She Phil talking Phil Nicholson. Oh yeah, at the end

910
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:34,440
Speaker 1: of the day. I love that. Well, they had him

911
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 1: on with the they were talking to him with their

912
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,959
Speaker 1: Phil Yes, and they came out and they said, the

913
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:42,759
Speaker 1: Tiger versus Phil, it's gonna be nineteen on pay per view.

914
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:45,400
Speaker 1: That is how much interest they think it's going to

915
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:50,000
Speaker 1: lack when they had to make it nineteen. That's the

916
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 1: lowest pay per view i've ever heard of, I've ever

917
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:54,359
Speaker 1: heard of, And that tells me that they're like they

918
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:56,400
Speaker 1: were worried that if they put it, no one was

919
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 1: gonna watch. Coach, Why does that tell you that did

920
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 1: you want to pay whatever for that to watch that?

921
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:06,319
Speaker 1: I am not gonna pay n Would you pay ten

922
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:09,440
Speaker 1: dollars to watch that? Exactly? It's not. It's not an event.

923
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 1: You can have a watch party for Super Bowl watch party, guys,

924
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:15,880
Speaker 1: UFC watch party. It's Phil verse Tiger playing eighteen holes

925
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:19,320
Speaker 1: that last nine hours for five hours. Not a watch party,

926
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:22,480
Speaker 1: watch party at all. It's not rocket science. You ask yourself,

927
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:26,719
Speaker 1: would you pay nine to watch this thing? No? So

928
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 1: I'm sure everyone probably they probably had it at like

929
00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:31,879
Speaker 1: thirty or forty bucks to watch it, and they're like, guys,

930
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,320
Speaker 1: would you guys in the conference room, would you guys

931
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:37,440
Speaker 1: watch this for forty bucks? Hell? No, okay, we should

932
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,719
Speaker 1: probably drop that price. Well, that's what I'm saying though.

933
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 1: These it's supposed to be this big event and then

934
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:45,279
Speaker 1: it looks like it's at the Dollar Store nineteen ninety nine,

935
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 1: Like it's like Tiger versus Phil. What do you mean?

936
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 1: The dolls thee. What do you mean, Well, I'm so cheap.

937
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,920
Speaker 1: It's so cheap. It's like because but you're used to

938
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:57,120
Speaker 1: seeing you know, fights at pay per view. What you're

939
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:59,720
Speaker 1: a hundred bucks, right, coach, They're all a hundred dollars.

940
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:02,480
Speaker 1: There's sixty five bucks. It's a Grand Marquis. It's a

941
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 1: huge deal. The lights, the glamour, pay per view sixty

942
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 1: five dollars, like this is a big event. And then

943
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 1: they put it on the clearance racket. Ninete, That's what

944
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:14,400
Speaker 1: I mean. It's like, wow, this looks really bad for

945
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:18,160
Speaker 1: Tiger and Phil Like nineteen after we say all this

946
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 1: lunch is gonna have a watch party. I'm telling you

947
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:24,839
Speaker 1: I will not watch this, like I do not care.

948
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:27,839
Speaker 1: They play all the time, they play in tournaments every week. Coach,

949
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:30,000
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, no one is going to watch this.

950
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:33,279
Speaker 1: No one like out of us is going to watch

951
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:36,560
Speaker 1: it Vegas because you can bet it and it's almost

952
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 1: kind of even money. You pick your favorite golfer and

953
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:40,680
Speaker 1: you watch it for five hours. Can you watch it

954
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:43,239
Speaker 1: for free at the sports book? Of course they're not.

955
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:47,759
Speaker 1: You know, you don't think they're gonna buy it. They can,

956
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:50,800
Speaker 1: but they have to buy it per TV. Okay, so

957
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:54,280
Speaker 1: they would cost them a hundred thousand dollars Like UFC.

958
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:56,799
Speaker 1: Fights aren't shown at the sports book, they're not. No,

959
00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:59,440
Speaker 1: if it's a pay per view, No interesting. I never

960
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 1: knew that you get to pay like perk TV, Like

961
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 1: that's why restaurants. You've never seen UFC in Vegas. No, dang,

962
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 1: I've never thought about that, because I think that's right,

963
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 1: because like restaurants, that's why they charge a cover usually

964
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:14,440
Speaker 1: when you go to a restaurant, because it's not like

965
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:17,799
Speaker 1: they're paying just for one pay per view. They have

966
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:20,719
Speaker 1: to pay for every TV they have in their restaurant.

967
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 1: If I'm right, If you're right, I don't know. I

968
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:26,440
Speaker 1: remember doing a new store in this a while back,

969
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:29,400
Speaker 1: and I feel like it's just a flat fee or

970
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 1: per your capacity how many people capacity, And it's a

971
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 1: really expensive feed. So you have to think you're gonna

972
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:37,440
Speaker 1: sell a lot of drinks because you have to make

973
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:40,440
Speaker 1: up that money. And the entire event of that bar

974
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:42,879
Speaker 1: that night is UFC. Because I went to Sam's Boat before.

975
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:45,759
Speaker 1: In Austin, every TV is on UFC. There are some

976
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:47,440
Speaker 1: girls there, but for the most part, it's just a

977
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 1: bunch of dudes sitting in a bar, hopefully spending money.

978
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:52,759
Speaker 1: Otherwise you're not making anything because girls aren't there buying

979
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,239
Speaker 1: the girlly drinks. It's literally guys buying beers. I hope

980
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:58,960
Speaker 1: you're making from beers. And my news story was following

981
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,879
Speaker 1: the dude that goes around these restaurants making sure that

982
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:04,799
Speaker 1: they paid. If they're showing it, they paid, and they

983
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:06,799
Speaker 1: count the heads that are in there and like, all right,

984
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:08,879
Speaker 1: your cover. Yeah, and if not, they ride a fine

985
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 1: and I just forgot and they make up some of

986
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:14,600
Speaker 1: the money. They do a cover twenty all these places.

987
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:16,919
Speaker 1: That's why you don't see it in the sports book.

988
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:18,960
Speaker 1: But Tiger versus Phil has no interest to me. But

989
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:22,399
Speaker 1: Phil was talking yesterday on the telecast with Reggie Miller

990
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:23,920
Speaker 1: or whatever. He's like, yeah, you know, we may make

991
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:27,239
Speaker 1: it interesting. And you know what I mean. He's like, oh,

992
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:29,720
Speaker 1: you know, if a Phil or Tiger, you know, runs

993
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:31,279
Speaker 1: the put past, I may walk up and be like,

994
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:33,920
Speaker 1: fifty thousand you make that putt. And I'm like, they

995
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 1: are trying to hype this up so much. They are

996
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 1: trying to sell this so hard. That's ridiculous because nobody

997
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:41,400
Speaker 1: cares about their kind of money. Now, I do know,

998
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:43,680
Speaker 1: like their money is crazy, Like they win a tournament,

999
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:47,120
Speaker 1: that there will be trash talk and more. It will

1000
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:50,719
Speaker 1: be more interactive then them just being quiet, and I

1001
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 1: would hope there would be some trash talk. There's gonna

1002
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 1: be no audience really, maybe just a couple of people

1003
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:56,439
Speaker 1: that work there is gonna be watching it. It's gonna

1004
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 1: be quiet. Maybe nance's uh commentating again, but for the

1005
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:01,560
Speaker 1: most part, just gonna be a lot of awkward silence.

1006
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 1: Now they're gonna be that's what he was saying. They'll

1007
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 1: be talking and they'll be you know, but you realize

1008
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:07,520
Speaker 1: that it's not the hustle and bustle of a normal

1009
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:09,320
Speaker 1: tournament with a little bit of stuff in the background.

1010
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:11,960
Speaker 1: There's gonna be nothing. You're just gonna hear water running

1011
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:15,359
Speaker 1: and birds and do we really there's their trash talk

1012
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 1: entice me to buy it for n No, because it's

1013
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 1: all fake trash talk. They don't really care like they

1014
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 1: are just it's a big money grab. They're both gonna

1015
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:25,880
Speaker 1: get paid. I betual. They get paid to be there obviously,

1016
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:28,760
Speaker 1: and then the winner gets like nine million dollars. Who

1017
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:31,880
Speaker 1: cares what price? At what price would you be interested

1018
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 1: in buying it zero dollars. I would not buy it.

1019
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:38,640
Speaker 1: I wouldn't pay fifty cents. The only reason you would

1020
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:40,479
Speaker 1: buy this is if you're betting on it, Like, who

1021
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 1: cares if you're not betting on it. If you watch

1022
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:45,360
Speaker 1: this and you're not betting on it, you're a loser.

1023
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:47,319
Speaker 1: You need to get a betting account. You need to

1024
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:48,799
Speaker 1: set it up and have a little bit of skin

1025
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:50,759
Speaker 1: in the game because you just have five hours that

1026
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:53,239
Speaker 1: you must love to waste. Because why else would you

1027
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:57,080
Speaker 1: watch this? Why else? I mean you think about it.

1028
00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 1: Did we watch golf before DraftKings? No? Do we watch

1029
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:02,719
Speaker 1: golf every weekend? Now, Coach, I didn't watch it before.

1030
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 1: You didn't watch the Major's. That's when I That's when

1031
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:08,759
Speaker 1: I watched college until my buddy said, hey, pick five

1032
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 1: golfers for the Masters. That's the first time I watched golf. Coach.

1033
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:13,760
Speaker 1: I didn't start watching the Majors until until we started

1034
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:18,279
Speaker 1: doing those pools. Wow, I never watch crazy. I watched

1035
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:21,480
Speaker 1: golf every weekend. Golf is in my top five in

1036
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:24,440
Speaker 1: my top five sports. First, I love golf on a

1037
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:27,080
Speaker 1: Sunday right before work from one to five. Dude, you

1038
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:29,080
Speaker 1: can't beat that spread of just laying on the couch

1039
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:32,359
Speaker 1: and watching some golf, okay the major not just not

1040
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:35,920
Speaker 1: just open coach, Coach, if you're doing dreaming kids, I

1041
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:38,239
Speaker 1: watched every weekend my girls, Like, you know what, this

1042
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:40,520
Speaker 1: is relaxing. I actually enjoy watching this with you. It

1043
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:44,840
Speaker 1: ends up being a couple event to coach. I watched Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

1044
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,320
Speaker 1: I watched Thursday and Friday on my phone, Saturday and

1045
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:50,880
Speaker 1: Sunday the afternoons on TV. I'm really I'm really interested

1046
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 1: to see how much you interact with your kids, because

1047
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 1: everything they do, you know, they go to school right

1048
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:58,840
Speaker 1: like they're they're gone, They're gone. And he's like, I

1049
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:00,800
Speaker 1: have a TV in my office that I go in

1050
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 1: there and that's where I watched the games. And I mean, man,

1051
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 1: you maybe we need to withdraw that gambling money. Maybe

1052
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:10,239
Speaker 1: you should worry about your own life. Like my life

1053
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:13,640
Speaker 1: is good, Okay, I'm just looking out for a friend.

1054
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:16,359
Speaker 1: There's a number you can call, dude. There's so many

1055
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 1: different ways though. You can look at how people are

1056
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 1: with their kids. Are being funny right now? Just when

1057
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:22,359
Speaker 1: people go home, are they energetic for two hours? Well,

1058
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:24,440
Speaker 1: then that actually is a better parent than what is it,

1059
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:26,120
Speaker 1: a better parent than somebody that sleeps on the couch

1060
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:28,040
Speaker 1: for six hours. You know, you know what I'm saying

1061
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:31,680
Speaker 1: from the like, I don't compare myself. You can't compare yourself.

1062
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:33,439
Speaker 1: Like my dad was the best dad ever. But Dude,

1063
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:35,080
Speaker 1: when I came home, most of the time he was sleeping.

1064
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:37,600
Speaker 1: He was exhausted from his job. So he really I mean,

1065
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:39,880
Speaker 1: for the most part we didn't talk that much Eddie

1066
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:42,560
Speaker 1: in the ten minutes that he's energetic, he's, you know,

1067
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:45,440
Speaker 1: an amazing dad. But then he goes and watching what

1068
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 1: I'm saying, you can't. I know, but you can't compare parents.

1069
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:50,000
Speaker 1: That's so many different things variable, the things that go

1070
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:52,400
Speaker 1: into it. Dude. I mean, just because dad's laying on

1071
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 1: the couch doesn't mean he doesn't love you. He's freaking

1072
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:56,720
Speaker 1: exhausted from his job. Just because a dad likes watching

1073
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:58,879
Speaker 1: sports doesn't mean he doesn't love the kid. I'm lucky

1074
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:01,200
Speaker 1: to have a job where I'm on at eleven am. Like,

1075
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:04,000
Speaker 1: and I argue for you, you you spend some quality. When

1076
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,799
Speaker 1: you spend time with your kids, that is quality, Dude.

1077
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 1: You're taking them to zoos like my my kids are.

1078
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:09,719
Speaker 1: How many times are you taking your kids to a

1079
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:12,719
Speaker 1: zoo this year? I don't know. That's amazing, dude. My

1080
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,360
Speaker 1: dad would never take us to the zoo because he

1081
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:17,959
Speaker 1: probably hated the zoo. So in my kids ten years old.

1082
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,360
Speaker 1: In ten years, I have spent more time with my

1083
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 1: kids than my dad's ever spent with my entire life.

1084
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 1: And there you go, like, what was your dad a

1085
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 1: really good dad? Your dad was good dad. That's what

1086
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:28,759
Speaker 1: I'm saying. It's all different comparisons. Your dad was a

1087
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:30,200
Speaker 1: great dad. You're a great dad. But you both spend

1088
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:32,600
Speaker 1: different times with your kids. It's all different. I spent

1089
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:34,719
Speaker 1: I mean really, I picked him up from school and

1090
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 1: I'm there the whole time. If I'm in my room

1091
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:38,719
Speaker 1: for an hour, like working, then I'm in my room

1092
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 1: for an hour. But dude, I'm with them for hours

1093
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:44,160
Speaker 1: and the weekend, every hour, and the times that Eddie

1094
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 1: is with his kids, I don't see Eddie just laying

1095
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:48,480
Speaker 1: down and not really talking to him them and being sleepy.

1096
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:50,799
Speaker 1: I see him being energetic, having fun with him. I

1097
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:53,319
Speaker 1: saw you on Instagram. You put on these goofy glasses. Yeah,

1098
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 1: we made together. My dad would never do that. But

1099
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:57,360
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. You're a crazy, wacky dad, and

1100
00:49:57,400 --> 00:50:00,000
Speaker 1: that's cool. You're your own kind of dad. Like, dude,

1101
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,080
Speaker 1: my dad would never put on goofy glasses and be like,

1102
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a picture and put this on Instagram. Like,

1103
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:05,880
Speaker 1: my dad would never do that in a million years.

1104
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:08,399
Speaker 1: You're just you're different type of dad. Thank you man,

1105
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:15,800
Speaker 1: Good grief, guys. I made a great guys, thank you

1106
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:19,600
Speaker 1: for turning into MPR. This has been parent Radio and exactly.

1107
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:23,680
Speaker 1: I mean, we make a joke about his gambling all

1108
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:25,760
Speaker 1: the time. I make one and we went in, Uh,

1109
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:28,520
Speaker 1: what a great. You don't sound like you're joking though,

1110
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:31,919
Speaker 1: I mean, goodness great. If you two want to become

1111
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 1: a better parent, give us a called MPR. We are

1112
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:37,200
Speaker 1: here to help. Great. Parenting takes time. This is MPR.

1113
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:39,520
Speaker 1: Well more parenting advice. You can go to parenting dot

1114
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:43,759
Speaker 1: com on NPR slash four to see dot org. The

1115
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 1: average parents spends two to four hours with their kid.

1116
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:48,920
Speaker 1: Make it quality time. Cre increase it to five hours.

1117
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:51,239
Speaker 1: We'll let you know how tomorrow, but just make sure

1118
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:53,959
Speaker 1: you don't care compare yourself to another parent. Each parent

1119
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:56,719
Speaker 1: is different, Each child is different. You be you and

1120
00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:59,520
Speaker 1: worry about you. Only next week on the Parenting Cast,

1121
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:03,520
Speaker 1: we're gonna be talking about how to have sharing conversations

1122
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 1: with your kids, and we'll also define parenting are you

1123
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 1: really parenting or are you bossing? And on episode thirty seven,

1124
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:15,680
Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about how far is too far with

1125
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:24,399
Speaker 1: punishment and with watching sports again. Man, So anyway, it's

1126
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:28,799
Speaker 1: the day giving me that if you make me feel like,

1127
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:33,040
Speaker 1: first you're full of crap, but second stop we were joking.

1128
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:35,120
Speaker 1: You joke about me, I joke about you. We were

1129
00:51:35,239 --> 00:51:37,880
Speaker 1: joking about your gambling. Ray jokes about your gambling all

1130
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:41,760
Speaker 1: the time. We were just joking about your gambling. Very personal.

1131
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:44,640
Speaker 1: I thought you were Ray went off on this whole

1132
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:46,720
Speaker 1: thing because I thought he probably thought you were serious

1133
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:49,840
Speaker 1: to speaking of gambling. Note, do you have a parlay

1134
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:53,359
Speaker 1: in place for this weekend? He has six parlay seven team?

1135
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:56,560
Speaker 1: Will you lunch box? Will you stop speaking for me? Dude?

1136
00:51:56,680 --> 00:52:01,680
Speaker 1: If you dude, you that seven So Eddie has already

1137
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:03,920
Speaker 1: hit a seven team parlay, paid a couple hundred dollars.

1138
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:06,040
Speaker 1: If you hit a twelve team parlay and you make

1139
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:11,719
Speaker 1: what did we say the three thousand that that would

1140
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:13,600
Speaker 1: be so huge for this show, and I think it

1141
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 1: would give us even more credibility. We got a Twitter account.

1142
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:18,880
Speaker 1: Now that post puts out our bets. People are starting

1143
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 1: to believe in our bets. If you hit a twelve teamer, dude,

1144
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:24,520
Speaker 1: that's I bet a website would pick that up before

1145
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:27,600
Speaker 1: the game on Sunday, before the morning game on Sunday.

1146
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 1: So probably Saturday night, I have another Paris game, Yes,

1147
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:35,520
Speaker 1: yes we do. And before that game, I will have

1148
00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:39,239
Speaker 1: another I will probably have five twelve game parlays going

1149
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:41,680
Speaker 1: in Here's what's funny. I just said he had six

1150
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,480
Speaker 1: parlays going, and he got mad at me and he

1151
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:47,600
Speaker 1: said he'll have five. Sorry, because you're here, we go

1152
00:52:47,719 --> 00:52:52,200
Speaker 1: get Eddie. It's sarcasm. Do you understand I am just talking.

1153
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:54,440
Speaker 1: I don't understand your full of crap. I get that,

1154
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:56,799
Speaker 1: but I'm telling you right now, as of now, I

1155
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:59,160
Speaker 1: only have two parts. You will have five. I will

1156
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:01,799
Speaker 1: have five. Are these parleys? Have you already knocked off

1157
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:04,160
Speaker 1: some games or you just starting these parlays? Know? These

1158
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:08,360
Speaker 1: are ones that survived heist survived last night? And what

1159
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 1: are those teamers? What are the how many what are

1160
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:13,360
Speaker 1: the teamers twelve team? You have to twelve team are

1161
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:17,279
Speaker 1: still alive to survive? Only survived one game? I only

1162
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:19,520
Speaker 1: survived the last night's game. Hey, one game checked off?

1163
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:22,000
Speaker 1: See how it goes, dude, I'm telling you you hit

1164
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,040
Speaker 1: the seven team or how what was that high? Like

1165
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:28,080
Speaker 1: a dude, it's so great that you have started. You

1166
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:30,759
Speaker 1: start doubting yourself. You start going back on websites. You're like,

1167
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:32,520
Speaker 1: are you sure I covered on that one? Like I

1168
00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:34,960
Speaker 1: don't remember covering on this one. I'm like, okay, I

1169
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,359
Speaker 1: cover that one. Dude, the craziest And then I had

1170
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:40,279
Speaker 1: to send it to lunchbox and be like, dude, I

1171
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:42,400
Speaker 1: think I got this crap, Like I think I got it,

1172
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:44,920
Speaker 1: and you know, I know he'll double check it obviously

1173
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:46,640
Speaker 1: because or he knows the scores on the top of

1174
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:49,400
Speaker 1: his head. And so it was. It was legit. The

1175
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:51,759
Speaker 1: first part. You'll always remember your first parlay, they say,

1176
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:54,520
Speaker 1: I've always heard that. I remember my first parlay that

1177
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:56,760
Speaker 1: I hit. It was a hundred dollar parlay in college.

1178
00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:58,680
Speaker 1: I had no money, literally had no money, and I

1179
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:01,440
Speaker 1: put a hundred on three NBA playoff games hit all

1180
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:04,359
Speaker 1: three of them won seven hundred dollars. Dude, cashed out

1181
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:06,840
Speaker 1: that seven hundred dollars last me months. Dude, it was

1182
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 1: the greatest gambling hit ever. Like at in comparison, it's

1183
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:14,640
Speaker 1: all relative. College. My friends were like, you really you

1184
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 1: picked three teams. I'm like, and they put you put

1185
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:19,160
Speaker 1: a hundred on it. Yeah, like you hit dude. They

1186
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:21,279
Speaker 1: were blown away. I was blown away. It was the

1187
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:24,200
Speaker 1: greatest high. The first time I learned how to gamble

1188
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:26,319
Speaker 1: was when I was a kid, no teeth. Keith, who

1189
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:29,000
Speaker 1: was my old baseball coach. He would call into this

1190
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:33,000
Speaker 1: number and his what's your password? Willie Mays? That was

1191
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:35,799
Speaker 1: his password, and every once in a while he would

1192
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:38,040
Speaker 1: let us do a two game or a three gamer.

1193
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:40,600
Speaker 1: And he he's the one that taught me this how

1194
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:43,879
Speaker 1: did the spreads work? And he also taught me, kid,

1195
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:46,400
Speaker 1: why don't we do a three game teaser this weekend?

1196
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:50,400
Speaker 1: What's a teaser? A teaser is you can add three points,

1197
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:53,640
Speaker 1: four points, five points, six points to the spread, Like,

1198
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:56,320
Speaker 1: so if you wanna if like this week, the Bears

1199
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:59,040
Speaker 1: are minus seven at home against the Jets, you could

1200
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:01,520
Speaker 1: tease that down to the Bears minus one, but it

1201
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:04,800
Speaker 1: pays less, yes, or you guess four. It's usually a

1202
00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:07,120
Speaker 1: three points. You can do a six point, or you

1203
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:11,880
Speaker 1: can take the jets up to plus thirteen or plus twelve,

1204
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:14,719
Speaker 1: you know, however many number you want to do, and

1205
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:16,920
Speaker 1: that's how you can do a teaser, but you don't

1206
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:19,239
Speaker 1: get paid. I'm not ready for that one yet, but

1207
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:20,840
Speaker 1: I see as I see it as an option on

1208
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:23,600
Speaker 1: the website, and I didn't know what it was. It. Yeah,

1209
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:26,160
Speaker 1: that's easier than the regular spread because you get to

1210
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:28,359
Speaker 1: take away points or add points. Yeah, but it also

1211
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:32,120
Speaker 1: takes your your jackpot down. Now, yeah, you gotta. You

1212
00:55:32,239 --> 00:55:34,080
Speaker 1: end up having to do about three games to get

1213
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:37,239
Speaker 1: normal even money with three teasers in play. But dude,

1214
00:55:37,239 --> 00:55:38,840
Speaker 1: you get a fourteen and a half in the NFL

1215
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:41,360
Speaker 1: and you tease that to seventeen. Dude, you're chilling in

1216
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:43,520
Speaker 1: the third quarters still with seven. I mean those bills

1217
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:49,279
Speaker 1: forever the bills are plus fourteen there, but you'd have

1218
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:51,680
Speaker 1: to do some parlayan otherwise you're not gonna get even money.

1219
00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:53,880
Speaker 1: But for sure, you don't get even money regardless of

1220
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:56,440
Speaker 1: you only did NFL last night. You didn't do any college,

1221
00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:58,319
Speaker 1: so I haven't I was gonna ask you, but you know,

1222
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:00,200
Speaker 1: last night. You didn't do any coll didn't There were

1223
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:03,960
Speaker 1: some amazing college games last West Virginia smoked Baylor, right,

1224
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:05,719
Speaker 1: And I was watching a little bit and I saw

1225
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:08,279
Speaker 1: the funniest thing I've ever seen. I've never seen this

1226
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:14,040
Speaker 1: cold after the pall or unsportsmanlike conduct on the defense

1227
00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:19,160
Speaker 1: number sixty eight using inappropriate language. He used profanity. He

1228
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:22,120
Speaker 1: they called it. He said, he used profanity. He got

1229
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:26,440
Speaker 1: a fifteen yard penalty for using profanity. I don't know

1230
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:30,920
Speaker 1: what is that c where? It's pretty bad, But so

1231
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,399
Speaker 1: who cares? Like he's in the football field. The only

1232
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:36,640
Speaker 1: one I can really see is probably fea. But man,

1233
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:39,720
Speaker 1: what the stop? He didn't say it to the ref,

1234
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:43,960
Speaker 1: he just he said it. Order said college. I don't know.

1235
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:46,360
Speaker 1: I had never heard that called in my life. I

1236
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:50,319
Speaker 1: never heard of ref say fifteen yard penalty. He used profanity.

1237
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:54,759
Speaker 1: What damn? That's funny. And I said I saw that

1238
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:57,479
Speaker 1: me and my wife was watching. She goes, you can't

1239
00:56:57,520 --> 00:57:01,960
Speaker 1: cuss like I've never heard out before. Like you don't

1240
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,640
Speaker 1: think there's cursing on the football field. Everything it must

1241
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:08,880
Speaker 1: have been it must have been a very vicious and

1242
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:12,000
Speaker 1: he must use a really bad word. Yeah, what word

1243
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:18,880
Speaker 1: could be that bad stop what explained him to me?

1244
00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:21,160
Speaker 1: Because I don't see any word that's worth fifteen yards.

1245
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:25,160
Speaker 1: I don't want to even I don't even want to

1246
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:28,040
Speaker 1: like try to give you hints. It could have been

1247
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:34,320
Speaker 1: uh um, yeah, I'm out. No, no, no, I'm not.

1248
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:36,480
Speaker 1: I don't. You're not gonna get me down this wormhole.

1249
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:39,400
Speaker 1: Maybe he was directed at the ref so the ref

1250
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:41,640
Speaker 1: was mad. No, because the ref wouldn't. I mean, he

1251
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:44,400
Speaker 1: was just walking by and hero the fight. What are

1252
00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:47,160
Speaker 1: you saying, I'm not gonna say it. Oh my gosh,

1253
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:49,080
Speaker 1: all right, you guys are annoying because you guys are

1254
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:51,880
Speaker 1: just being stupid right now. Yes, he should have said

1255
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:56,960
Speaker 1: the word fifteen yard penalty. On the defense, he said

1256
00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:04,760
Speaker 1: the word damn fifteen yards tix to seven. On the

1257
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:12,240
Speaker 1: beep fans, he said, beep, bopeep you there you go,

1258
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:18,760
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. That's better. And he also follow

1259
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:23,600
Speaker 1: it up where the beepp He also said, eat my beer.

1260
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:29,320
Speaker 1: When you say when you say he said eat my

1261
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:32,960
Speaker 1: bo are you talking about his what you can't? You can't?

1262
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:37,439
Speaker 1: Are you talking about his poop or other thing? You're

1263
00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:40,800
Speaker 1: given too much saying. These are the lines that gets

1264
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:43,080
Speaker 1: the fifteen because if you said, eat my poop, what's

1265
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:46,240
Speaker 1: wrong with eating my poop? It was like, you know,

1266
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:55,720
Speaker 1: it might have been eat my and beep, beep beep,

1267
00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:59,720
Speaker 1: speaking of eating piece of beep. Woman in South Carolina,

1268
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:04,600
Speaker 1: she got arrested hooking up with this dude trying to

1269
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:07,360
Speaker 1: bite off his genitele you, Oh my goodness, I thought

1270
00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:09,560
Speaker 1: they were done with that. I thought that people didn't

1271
00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:12,000
Speaker 1: do that anymore. Remember bobb it? Oh yeah, she cut

1272
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:15,040
Speaker 1: it off and it out the window. Do you know

1273
00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:19,240
Speaker 1: that story? But yeah, Hannah, South Carolina, she bit it off.

1274
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:22,400
Speaker 1: She tried to trying to bite off a man's genital.

1275
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:25,600
Speaker 1: The only thing, the only thing stopping her from biting

1276
00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:30,680
Speaker 1: it is him just like jerking her off, getting her off,

1277
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:36,840
Speaker 1: getting her off. You know what I mean? You know

1278
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:43,640
Speaker 1: what I mean, because I think it's totally possible. Okay,

1279
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:47,360
Speaker 1: you know what I meant, because it's totally possible to

1280
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:51,400
Speaker 1: do that, right, she could have successfully done that if

1281
00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:55,960
Speaker 1: he wouldn't have moved. Absolutely absolutely all right. So this

1282
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,560
Speaker 1: weekend we got the World Series, and I think the

1283
00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:01,200
Speaker 1: World Series ends this weekend because I said before the

1284
01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:04,400
Speaker 1: series under six games, and so they're not going back

1285
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:07,160
Speaker 1: to Boston. Boston, be ready to have your parade on Tuesday,

1286
01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:09,360
Speaker 1: because it takes a couple of days to play in

1287
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:11,120
Speaker 1: the parade. But yeah, you're gonna be having a parade

1288
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:13,520
Speaker 1: very soon for the World Series. And then now it's

1289
01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:17,160
Speaker 1: started for college football basketball this weekend, the NFL. We

1290
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:19,120
Speaker 1: need some locks. We need to make some money. He's

1291
01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:20,600
Speaker 1: got to have a lot. He's gotta have a lock.

1292
01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:24,160
Speaker 1: He only has two parlays launch. Don't talk for him, dude,

1293
01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:26,080
Speaker 1: You've got to come up with a good lock. Lunch

1294
01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:28,720
Speaker 1: has multitudes of games to choose from. Please give us

1295
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:31,240
Speaker 1: a lock. Because they like our this whatever sight it is.

1296
01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:33,800
Speaker 1: It's called like sore losers something. They post our bets

1297
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:35,160
Speaker 1: and they like each one of us to have a

1298
01:00:35,240 --> 01:00:38,200
Speaker 1: loss bets. They like us to have a lock. So

1299
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:40,920
Speaker 1: when Eddie goes these are my parlays, that doesn't really

1300
01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:44,400
Speaker 1: play into it. Like give boom, three bold locks, boom,

1301
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:48,000
Speaker 1: We're out the door. We win people money, all right, Eddie,

1302
01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:49,440
Speaker 1: let's hear it. Do you want to start with me?

1303
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:53,480
Speaker 1: I am taking the Chiefs. They are in Denver this

1304
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:56,479
Speaker 1: week and they are let me pull up the line.

1305
01:00:56,480 --> 01:01:01,040
Speaker 1: I believe it's ten. Yeah, that the Chiefs are negative

1306
01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:04,120
Speaker 1: ten for sure. That's the lock of slam the door

1307
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:06,640
Speaker 1: on the Chiefs minus ten. And just so you know,

1308
01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:08,959
Speaker 1: they're in Kansas City, so they're at Arrowhead. Even better,

1309
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:14,320
Speaker 1: even better? All right, guys, I got Northwestern in Wisconsin.

1310
01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:18,320
Speaker 1: It's an earlier game eleven. Maybe snowing in the Chicago area.

1311
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:21,800
Speaker 1: Haven't checked the weather usually I do so, um, coach,

1312
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:25,520
Speaker 1: that's huge. That could play into effect. But I'm saying

1313
01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:27,880
Speaker 1: with with that lake effects, no, you never know. Is

1314
01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:30,560
Speaker 1: it gonna go north, south, east, west? It all depends.

1315
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:34,040
Speaker 1: But I do know Northwestern is right on Lake Chicago.

1316
01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:39,080
Speaker 1: So imagine the lake. Imagine, Um, there's a Lake Chicago,

1317
01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:42,640
Speaker 1: Lake Michigan. But imagine just a couple of blocks. You're

1318
01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:45,480
Speaker 1: that close to a lake and it's thirty forty degrees out.

1319
01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:47,600
Speaker 1: It's freaking cold. Okay, so the wind is gusting. The

1320
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:50,320
Speaker 1: wind is gusting, and the Windy City, right, and that's

1321
01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:52,760
Speaker 1: why it hence got the name the Windy City. Anyways,

1322
01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:55,560
Speaker 1: back to my bat, lock it up Northwestern and Wisconsin

1323
01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:58,520
Speaker 1: over fifty two and a half. Just go ahead, call

1324
01:01:58,560 --> 01:02:01,080
Speaker 1: your bookie if you have to hundred put that on it.

1325
01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:03,479
Speaker 1: No more than two hundred and if you're not gonna

1326
01:02:03,480 --> 01:02:05,160
Speaker 1: bet more than twenty, then don't even bet. It's not

1327
01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:08,240
Speaker 1: waste your waste your time. So uh over fifty two

1328
01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:14,360
Speaker 1: and a half Northwestern Wisconsin. Okay, guys, you want a

1329
01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:17,640
Speaker 1: little college football, lock, I'll go college football first. Okay,

1330
01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:20,280
Speaker 1: So I watched this Mississippi State team last week, and

1331
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:24,840
Speaker 1: what I've watched the play at L s U. And

1332
01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:28,480
Speaker 1: let me tell you they were a dumpster fire. That

1333
01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:31,600
Speaker 1: quarterback Fitzgerald trying to throw the ball, and he looked

1334
01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:33,720
Speaker 1: like he'd never thrown the ball in his life. Every

1335
01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:36,240
Speaker 1: time he stepped back to throw it, dropped back to

1336
01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:38,520
Speaker 1: throw it, I felt like L. S U intercepted it

1337
01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:41,880
Speaker 1: every single time. So then when I look at the

1338
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:45,320
Speaker 1: spread and A and M is traveling to Starkville and

1339
01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:47,880
Speaker 1: A and M is getting two and a half points,

1340
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,640
Speaker 1: what in the world there might be injuries? I mean

1341
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:52,840
Speaker 1: A and M. When I watched A and M on TV,

1342
01:02:52,960 --> 01:02:55,760
Speaker 1: they lost the Clipson by two or three points, which

1343
01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:58,040
Speaker 1: tells me A and M is not a bad football team.

1344
01:02:58,080 --> 01:03:00,840
Speaker 1: Mississippi State is known for their defense, Okay, thank you

1345
01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:03,800
Speaker 1: for that, but they got blown out by L s U.

1346
01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:06,560
Speaker 1: So I am gonna take the Texas A and m

1347
01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:10,600
Speaker 1: Aggie's plus two and a half in Starkville. Go ahead

1348
01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:16,880
Speaker 1: and take it to the bank. Yeah, then we're gonna

1349
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:22,120
Speaker 1: jump over the NFL to the bank once today. Hey,

1350
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:24,600
Speaker 1: we're gonna do it at the same time, the same

1351
01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:26,920
Speaker 1: You can do two transactions at the bank. Yeah, they'll

1352
01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:29,880
Speaker 1: give you a lollipop too. Okay. A couple of weeks ago,

1353
01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:32,880
Speaker 1: I told you, guys, the Arizona Cardinals are the worst

1354
01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:35,560
Speaker 1: team in football, and I gave you a lock of

1355
01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:39,760
Speaker 1: Arizona plus four and a half at San Francisco, and

1356
01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:43,720
Speaker 1: Arizona won the game, and I guess what a couple

1357
01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:48,440
Speaker 1: of weeks later, San Francisco traveling to Arizona a rematch,

1358
01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:51,760
Speaker 1: so even money too. Yeah, it's a pick them game.

1359
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:54,120
Speaker 1: You just picked the winner. Well, what did I tell

1360
01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:56,160
Speaker 1: you last time? I told you Arizona was gonna cover

1361
01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:57,920
Speaker 1: the four and a half. So it's only a few

1362
01:03:57,920 --> 01:03:59,920
Speaker 1: weeks later. So I'm gonna take you to take Arizona

1363
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:05,200
Speaker 1: in right, the Niners. You're gonna take San Francisco forty

1364
01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:09,400
Speaker 1: Niners to beat the Arizona Cardinals. It's a pick them game.

1365
01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:14,640
Speaker 1: I like Bethord. I like Shanahan. The Cardinals look like crap,

1366
01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:17,360
Speaker 1: and I like the Niners. The Niners are playing hards.

1367
01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:19,800
Speaker 1: Should have beat Green Bay. They got blown out by

1368
01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:22,240
Speaker 1: the Rams, But who cares. The Rams beat everybody, So

1369
01:04:22,640 --> 01:04:26,040
Speaker 1: go ahead and take the Niners San Francisco, forty Niners

1370
01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:29,480
Speaker 1: and you can take that to the bank. I got

1371
01:04:29,520 --> 01:04:32,600
Speaker 1: him on my twelve parlay. All right, so we got say,

1372
01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:35,520
Speaker 1: here's real quick, you got Niners winning. I got the Niners.

1373
01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:38,440
Speaker 1: I had to pick them over the Cardinals. And then

1374
01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:41,120
Speaker 1: I have A and M on the road at Mississippi

1375
01:04:41,160 --> 01:04:44,360
Speaker 1: State plus two and a half, the Kansas City Chiefs

1376
01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:48,880
Speaker 1: over the Denver Broncos and minus ten, say Casey minus ten.

1377
01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:50,600
Speaker 1: That was confusing, and he said that. Then I got

1378
01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:53,400
Speaker 1: Northwestern Wisconsin over fifty two and a half. You'll be

1379
01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:55,240
Speaker 1: good in the third quarter. Just chill the whole fourth,

1380
01:04:55,320 --> 01:04:57,560
Speaker 1: and I'm excited this week in the biggest cocktail party,

1381
01:04:57,600 --> 01:05:00,680
Speaker 1: outdoor cocktail party, Georgia tail. On the other end of it,

1382
01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:02,560
Speaker 1: I know what you were saying there. It wouldn't surprise

1383
01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:06,480
Speaker 1: me if you're just having a no. I like women,

1384
01:05:06,760 --> 01:05:09,560
Speaker 1: I am married. What do you don't understand? People don't

1385
01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:12,240
Speaker 1: know you're joking. Hey, guys, I want to tell you

1386
01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:16,360
Speaker 1: guys about the biggest cocktail party. Are you all coming

1387
01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:21,040
Speaker 1: to my cock fail party? Georgia, Florida? I can't wait?

1388
01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:23,360
Speaker 1: This is it. The winner of this game is gonna

1389
01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:28,040
Speaker 1: represent the SEC East and this is big SEC title game.

1390
01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:29,720
Speaker 1: I mean, it's great. And if you guys are in Nashville,

1391
01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:31,880
Speaker 1: Aldine is having a watch party, I'm gonna try and

1392
01:05:31,880 --> 01:05:33,520
Speaker 1: make it out there. Are you gonna be there? Are

1393
01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:35,520
Speaker 1: you working? And now I'm not working? And they send

1394
01:05:35,560 --> 01:05:38,640
Speaker 1: me an invite though to come. They told me to come. Okay, well,

1395
01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:41,800
Speaker 1: so anyway, I can't wait for this game. I don't know. Georgia,

1396
01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:43,960
Speaker 1: they have one real test. They got blown out at

1397
01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:46,280
Speaker 1: l s U. So they had a bye week to

1398
01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:48,760
Speaker 1: you know, lick their wounds. You know this. Florida have

1399
01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:51,560
Speaker 1: an offense? Do they not having on exactly? Let's find out?

1400
01:05:51,720 --> 01:05:53,840
Speaker 1: Chop chomp. They're getting blown out by Vanderbilt. Then they

1401
01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:56,280
Speaker 1: beat Vanderbilt, Like, what is Florida? What is Georgia? Will

1402
01:05:56,320 --> 01:06:00,400
Speaker 1: find out at the cock tail party. Are you guys

1403
01:06:00,440 --> 01:06:05,960
Speaker 1: coming in my cock tail party? Guys? I was being serious.

1404
01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:08,080
Speaker 1: I was not being serious. About that. I like women

1405
01:06:08,200 --> 01:06:14,440
Speaker 1: da I mean goodness, See we joke. It's okay, who cares?

1406
01:06:14,160 --> 01:06:16,600
Speaker 1: No in all seriousness though, like lunch Box loves cock

1407
01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:19,600
Speaker 1: parties parties, and they're not allowed to call it that anymore.

1408
01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:23,880
Speaker 1: I thought, I know, I understand because it encourages drinking. Guys.

1409
01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:29,080
Speaker 1: Enough with all these like changing the names shoot the

1410
01:06:29,160 --> 01:06:32,920
Speaker 1: cocktail parties, shootout anymore? Can't call it a cock party. Yeah,

1411
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:36,120
Speaker 1: they change their names on everything, so dumb's next they

1412
01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:38,680
Speaker 1: change the Super Bowl. Yeah, you can't call it super

1413
01:06:38,720 --> 01:06:42,520
Speaker 1: Bowl anymore. It's offensive. You gotta call it Mini Bowl. Huh.

1414
01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:45,280
Speaker 1: You can't call it super Bowl anymore. You gotta call

1415
01:06:45,360 --> 01:06:49,960
Speaker 1: Super Cup. You gotta call it the Super Game. Bowls offensive?

1416
01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:51,840
Speaker 1: All right, Have a great weekend, make some money. Let

1417
01:06:51,880 --> 01:06:53,560
Speaker 1: us know, Let us know if you like our locks,

1418
01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:55,800
Speaker 1: hitter locks, send us your locks. You know sore Loser

1419
01:06:55,840 --> 01:06:58,520
Speaker 1: show on Twitter. Hit us up. Have a great weekend

1420
01:06:58,720 --> 01:07:00,960
Speaker 1: and use our picks. We don't just give these just

1421
01:07:01,040 --> 01:07:03,600
Speaker 1: because like, use them. Make some money and then brad

1422
01:07:03,680 --> 01:07:05,880
Speaker 1: your girlfriend, your wife, how you want money on Monday?

1423
01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:08,240
Speaker 1: And your co workers because you know they all come

1424
01:07:08,280 --> 01:07:10,400
Speaker 1: back to the same job, the same paycheck. Well, guess what.

1425
01:07:10,440 --> 01:07:12,920
Speaker 1: You're making a little more. This is your secret. That's

1426
01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:15,320
Speaker 1: why you're making more than them, driving a better car,

1427
01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:17,919
Speaker 1: going to a better lunch. You're not eating at your desk,

1428
01:07:17,960 --> 01:07:20,280
Speaker 1: You're now going out to lunch all because of these picks.

1429
01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:23,600
Speaker 1: And again, don't bet big, big dollars on these, like

1430
01:07:23,720 --> 01:07:25,720
Speaker 1: just put a little money at a time. Maybe do

1431
01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:28,440
Speaker 1: some parlay's and don't tell your spouse that you're betting,

1432
01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:30,680
Speaker 1: like two dollars. They don't like hearing that. But if

1433
01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:33,240
Speaker 1: you hit a parlay, tell them. Make sure you let

1434
01:07:33,280 --> 01:07:35,720
Speaker 1: them know. Look, babe, i want two hundred bucks. How

1435
01:07:35,720 --> 01:07:37,520
Speaker 1: cool is that? And if you do leave one of

1436
01:07:37,560 --> 01:07:41,560
Speaker 1: your little papers out that says Broncos plus two Niners

1437
01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:46,080
Speaker 1: minus one Texas plus two, that's obvious you're betting, right,

1438
01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:48,320
Speaker 1: So maybe keep it on your phone or something like that.

1439
01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:50,040
Speaker 1: Don't print out anything you don't need to print out.

1440
01:07:50,040 --> 01:07:51,680
Speaker 1: You don't need a bunch of bet sheets sitting around

1441
01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:53,360
Speaker 1: your house. So then your kid takes it to school,

1442
01:07:53,360 --> 01:07:55,680
Speaker 1: thinks it's his it's his math homework, but it's his

1443
01:07:55,760 --> 01:08:00,720
Speaker 1: dad's betting ticket. All right, we're all good. Any big

1444
01:08:00,720 --> 01:08:04,440
Speaker 1: plans this weekend. We're going to cocktail party. Dude, I

1445
01:08:04,480 --> 01:08:06,160
Speaker 1: wish I could listen to that back because it was

1446
01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:10,600
Speaker 1: so funny. Pause though, he goes, are you guys ready

1447
01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:14,040
Speaker 1: for the car tail party? I'm telling you I listened

1448
01:08:14,080 --> 01:08:17,400
Speaker 1: back to that sex education one we did. I mean, dude,

1449
01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:22,639
Speaker 1: I laughed so hard. Stupid stories of your dad taking

1450
01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:24,960
Speaker 1: you and force his dad taking you all to the lake.

1451
01:08:25,200 --> 01:08:27,439
Speaker 1: He was taking us to a surprise party to tell

1452
01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:32,400
Speaker 1: us about sex. Laugh so hard, and see that banana

1453
01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:36,400
Speaker 1: over there. I listened to my wife and she was like,

1454
01:08:36,439 --> 01:08:38,560
Speaker 1: that's not funny. I'm like, yes, it is. It's hilarious.

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Speaker 1: Al Right, guys, have a good weekend, everybody. Those are

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Speaker 1: our locks taken to the bank and slam the door

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Speaker 1: or whatever we say. Hit us up on Twitter, sorel

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Speaker 1: Loser show on Twitter, and uh yeah, I have a

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Speaker 1: good one. That's it.