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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after it's today's Strawberry letter, the subject the

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Speaker 1: cookie drove my best friend crazy to me too. But

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Speaker 1: right now the nephew is here with today's prying phone call.

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Speaker 1: What you got that ain't my brother baby? That ain't

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Speaker 1: my brother baby. I mean, okay, that's it, Hunt, that's

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Speaker 1: self explanatory pretty much. That's that pretty much speak for

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Speaker 1: that ain't my brother Baker. Okay, so we're gonna run

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Speaker 1: it here. It is, don't worry about it. Something I

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Speaker 1: need to take care. I talked to man, I speak

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Speaker 1: to Tearry. My name is Darryl. Damon is my brother.

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Speaker 1: I don't live in Dallas where y'all live. That I'm

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Speaker 1: the one that live out of town. But we didn't

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Speaker 1: have a family meeting and talked about it. And uh,

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Speaker 1: I know Travis is your soon he eight years old.

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Speaker 1: But the problem is the reason why I'm on and you,

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Speaker 1: uh Tearry is called. We didn't found out that Travis

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Speaker 1: ain't none of Damon's child. Excuse me, Travis ain't none

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Speaker 1: of dame with child. He'd been paying you child support

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Speaker 1: here for the last eight hold on and you said

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Speaker 1: your name was who I'm dare, I'm Damon brother, and

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Speaker 1: who gave you this information? We we all have found

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Speaker 1: the information out. We're actually gonna go down there to

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Speaker 1: the courthouse and get all this stuff rectified. But we

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Speaker 1: didn't find out that Travis ain't nothing, ain't none of

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Speaker 1: Damon's child. And he've been sittingup here sending you money

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Speaker 1: seven eight hundred dollars a month and this child ain't

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Speaker 1: even here. Now. I hate for Travis to find this out,

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Speaker 1: and hes gonna have to find it out, but he

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Speaker 1: ain't for to find Why are you calling me? Look,

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Speaker 1: the family didn't had a meeting, and I'm the one

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Speaker 1: that they decided to make the phone call and tell

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Speaker 1: you what's going on now, don't you you You don't

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Speaker 1: have a damn thing to do with this. You You

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Speaker 1: ain't nobody daddy over here. So I'm not sure what

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Speaker 1: you're calling for. Who God made you key or wanted

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Speaker 1: you to be here in charge to call? But that

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Speaker 1: it's not gonna work out. But let me why why

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Speaker 1: are you doing this to my brother? That's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: For eight years, the man have been sitting you seven

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Speaker 1: hunting some dollars a month, and and this ain't even

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Speaker 1: his child, you know, uh whim? Why am I even

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Speaker 1: talking to you? I'm not really sure. Your brother need

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Speaker 1: to call me if he has any problems of questions.

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Speaker 1: You have a good day. You don't hang no, damn

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Speaker 1: phone up on me. Damon told me you in the

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Speaker 1: last was hard headed anyway. Now look, you know why

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Speaker 1: you got the wrong one. Baby, Like I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: not lose all my religion today, but you're about to

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Speaker 1: make me lose it on your You don't know who

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Speaker 1: you over here, so like I said before, my fun

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Speaker 1: your nephew that you're trying not to claim over there.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why you came from wherever the here

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Speaker 1: you said you came from the dowars to try to

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Speaker 1: I came from California down here to Dollar and I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you need to take your bath. I'm back to

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Speaker 1: California because down here if you don't know me like that, No,

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Speaker 1: I don't know you, but I'm fending know you. And

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Speaker 1: Travis been to know that my brother ain't his daddy.

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Speaker 1: I don't know you know what you need to talk

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Speaker 1: to your brother again, That's what you need to do.

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Speaker 1: And you don't need to be talking to me. You've

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Speaker 1: been to send us all the money, and my brother

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Speaker 1: then sent y'all I and when I do, look when

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Speaker 1: I said, when I sent all that eight years worth

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Speaker 1: of money back, you're gonna send every dime back because

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Speaker 1: it belonged to my brother. That ain't my brother. Child.

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Speaker 1: Now we ain't got time to be going on on

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Speaker 1: mar repolver showing nothing to find out who you know what?

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Speaker 1: Like I said, you picked the wrong want to be

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Speaker 1: your best bed not to call me anymore. You actually

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Speaker 1: it is a good thing that you call because if

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Speaker 1: you came knocking on my brog, you got you to day, No,

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Speaker 1: you got That's my second thing I've been to do.

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Speaker 1: If we can't rectified over the file, I don't have

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Speaker 1: a problem coming over there knocking down some does and

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Speaker 1: getting some questions answered, because damn it, this ain't Damon's baby.

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Speaker 1: Obviously you must wish it was yours. So you're taking

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Speaker 1: so much entry now it ain't mine, But but it

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Speaker 1: ain't Dame Wents either. And we got my head any

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Speaker 1: and looking for from But I'm sorry this was taken

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Speaker 1: over here and know where we continue to play with you, Oh, damon,

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Speaker 1: don't open your brother's I want to pay. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: He's gonna continue to play, and you call wherever you

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Speaker 1: want to come, do whatever you want to do. So

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Speaker 1: go back and tell your mama and everybody else who's

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Speaker 1: waiting for this meeting, to let them know it ain't happening. Look,

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Speaker 1: my mama ain't got nothing to do with it. Mama

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Speaker 1: been what your mama you say. Your mama, y'all got

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Speaker 1: to get us. She's the same way that I'll see

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Speaker 1: where you get it from. You're just like her. Mamma

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Speaker 1: knows it, y'all from nosing people, my y'all, damn business.

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Speaker 1: That's a man that ain't. My mama said it from

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Speaker 1: the get go that it wasn't Hunt, that it wasn't

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Speaker 1: damon him. I mean your mama the two paced lock

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Speaker 1: because you're all with your mama said, you ain't beinna

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Speaker 1: sit here and bring my mama up in this well.

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Speaker 1: If you know so much, then you come back on

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Speaker 1: my bell, come back if you want to. We didn't

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Speaker 1: done the man. Seven hundred and fifty times twelve times

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Speaker 1: eight is seven in two thousand dollars. That's how much money.

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Speaker 1: And my brother didn't send you, and that's how much

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Speaker 1: we want back. And I need you to get to

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Speaker 1: working on this money. Na, okay, why don't you come

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Speaker 1: over here and get don't get your woof today, Terry,

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Speaker 1: come on over here. You don't see you on your

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Speaker 1: things if you you in Dallas when I don't care

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Speaker 1: nothingbody but I'm in no Dallas. You ain't on you.

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Speaker 1: So what I don't even know what. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm I don't even know why I wait for my

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Speaker 1: time talking to you. Like I said, your brother is

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Speaker 1: a week if he got to call you. I had

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Speaker 1: a meeting and you got to be the one to call.

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Speaker 1: I'm not really understanding. Look, I got one more thing

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Speaker 1: I need to say to you, is you're listening to me?

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Speaker 1: You know you know my day' nerves. That's what you're doing.

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Speaker 1: You respect me? Are you listening to me? That's the

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Speaker 1: nephew timing from the Steve Harvy Morning Show. You just

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Speaker 1: got right. Oh, you just got pranked by your sister

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Speaker 1: telling your baby. She said, talk to her about her baby,

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Speaker 1: daddy and that baby. Yeah, I don't play with the chill.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm so Let me ask you this.

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Speaker 1: What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: show in the land. A brother's baby, I guess not.

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Speaker 1: You play too much, Tim, cut me out all you

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Speaker 1: want to. That ain't my brother's baby. But it is

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Speaker 1: always a family member that gets into that. That baby

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Speaker 1: don't look nothing like it. I need a DNA to

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Speaker 1: you need one, Mari Polvis. You are now, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: that's that's where you see it all right there? Still

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Speaker 1: love the person that's on there. And they take off running.

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Speaker 1: He's not to fall. You be going back there. You're

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Speaker 1: trying to get out of the way. You're trying to

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Speaker 1: get out of the camera. They ran back there so

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Speaker 1: many times. They always set cameras up back there. And

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Speaker 1: then what about the times when this guy comes out

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Speaker 1: it's not his baby? This then another guy comes out,

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Speaker 1: they take the test. It's not his baby then, or

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Speaker 1: what have you been doing? You've been busy, you've been

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Speaker 1: doing it, didn't They put the baby on the screen

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Speaker 1: and the baby be like, well, who is are you

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Speaker 1: my daddy? Look at him, Lavonte, look at it, look

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Speaker 1: at him Lavonte, just like you I know. Then they

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Speaker 1: take the light detective tests. That's wrong. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: not the light detector you. But then Maury gets up

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Speaker 1: with that brown envelope after the fourth person they ain't

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Speaker 1: found a baby. I like with Morris says wow, all right,

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Speaker 1: tell me where are you gonna be? I'll be at

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Speaker 1: the Kesswick Theater, Shirley. I'll be at the Kesswick Theater

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Speaker 1: along with the Beautiful some More Saturday a Baby, glenn Side, Pennsylvania.

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Speaker 1: We will be in the building. We got two shows,

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Speaker 1: one and seven and one at ten and tickets are

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Speaker 1: on sale right now. Don't miss out. If you're living

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Speaker 1: in Glenside, Pennsylvania, get your tickets. Stare on sale right now.

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Speaker 1: Following a week later, Baby, April nineteenth, Friday Night, Knoxville, Tennessee,

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Speaker 1: Me and Bruse Bros. At Knoxville Civic Auditorium. Tickets availble

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Speaker 1: to all ticket Master outlets. Me and the one and

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Speaker 1: only Bruce. Bruce will be in the building having fun.

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Speaker 1: Never been Knoxville, Tennessee before, but I'm on my waist.

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Speaker 1: So stupid is coming to Knoxville. Y'all don't understand me.

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Speaker 1: Knoxville Stupidity is on the way. Tell him Junior, all right,

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Speaker 1: thinking of you up next? It is today's Strawberry Letters.

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Speaker 1: Subject the cookie drove my best friend crazy and driving

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Speaker 1: me crazy. I don't know. Oh okay, then well it's

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Speaker 1: a little twist to it. It's a little different than

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Speaker 1: what if you just look absolute as face value? I agree?

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Speaker 1: Going on the subject, alright, alrights based on the title Lemon,

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Speaker 1: total agreement. We'll get into the letter right after this