WEBVTT - | Ep 124 | Walking in Circles 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:04.320 Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect 0:00:04.440 --> 0:00:06.600 Podcast Network and iHeartRadio. 0:00:07.720 --> 0:00:12.920 Okay, let me do my little clap ready, tail. 0:00:12.960 --> 0:00:14.960 I hope you enjoyed these claps because Robin's so excited 0:00:14.960 --> 0:00:15.880 about these damn claps. 0:00:15.880 --> 0:00:16.200 I don't know. 0:00:16.560 --> 0:00:20.000 Listen, that's what they do, like when we're doing our 0:00:20.000 --> 0:00:20.680 confessional there. 0:00:20.720 --> 0:00:21.440 Yeah, little. 0:00:29.920 --> 0:00:33.800 Welcome to another episode of Reasonably Shitey. I am Jaseelle Bryant. 0:00:33.880 --> 0:00:35.920 What's up? What's up? This is Robin Dixon. Thank you 0:00:36.440 --> 0:00:42.000 Rob Dix in the os to Robbie d What episode 0:00:42.080 --> 0:00:44.520 is this? I don't know. This is say, episode five 0:00:44.560 --> 0:00:49.280 hundred and eighty three, eight million, eight million, seventeen thousand. 0:00:50.360 --> 0:00:53.199 You know, I do appreciate the Black Fact Family. Absolutely 0:00:53.280 --> 0:00:54.959 want to get them a little shout out. We love y'all. 0:00:55.000 --> 0:00:56.720 We appreciate the fact that we are part of the 0:00:56.760 --> 0:00:59.840 fam bank. Yes, Yes, and they've they've added a couple 0:00:59.880 --> 0:01:02.440 of nice new shows they have. There's one, Damn. 0:01:02.480 --> 0:01:04.000 I wish I knew you were going to say this 0:01:04.000 --> 0:01:05.720 because I would actually remember the name of. 0:01:05.680 --> 0:01:08.520 It to show a podcast show. 0:01:08.680 --> 0:01:10.840 Yeah, it's a black guy. Of course, he's black. 0:01:12.280 --> 0:01:13.520 Any like, and he likes and. 0:01:13.480 --> 0:01:17.319 He's talking about just black facts, like, Oh I love that. 0:01:17.520 --> 0:01:20.560 Yeah, yes, but in like a cool way. Yeah. Damn. 0:01:20.560 --> 0:01:21.440 What's the name of I. 0:01:21.440 --> 0:01:24.160 Don't know, but speaking of him, the name of Tailor looked, No, 0:01:24.240 --> 0:01:26.000 look that up, because this is this We're still on 0:01:26.040 --> 0:01:27.680 Black History Month, and you know, we got to get 0:01:27.680 --> 0:01:29.360 it all in because. 0:01:29.040 --> 0:01:31.160 We are black and the black black black Black, So. 0:01:31.160 --> 0:01:37.120 First and foremost, if you've never if you've never listened 0:01:37.160 --> 0:01:41.160 to another podcast on the Black Effect Network, which is 0:01:41.240 --> 0:01:44.959 run by black people, Yes, we love Dollie Charlemagne, all 0:01:45.040 --> 0:01:48.320 our whole Black Black Effect family. We love you guys, 0:01:48.360 --> 0:01:51.360 and we appreciate being a part of this black world. 0:01:51.680 --> 0:01:53.480 That's part of our little black history moment. 0:01:55.720 --> 0:01:57.360 No, let me give you let me fine, Okay, wait 0:01:57.400 --> 0:01:58.680 is this here we go? Yes? 0:01:58.880 --> 0:02:01.720 His the name of his podcast, and I think we've 0:02:01.880 --> 0:02:08.639 maybe have dropped like his trailer in our feed it's 0:02:08.680 --> 0:02:14.120 called I didn't know. Maybe you didn't either, Yes, yes, yes, 0:02:14.720 --> 0:02:16.080 he's our brother podcaster. 0:02:16.520 --> 0:02:19.200 Yes, and we appreciate that. 0:02:19.480 --> 0:02:21.320 Yes, but I definitely want to check it out because 0:02:21.320 --> 0:02:24.000 I love, like, I love doing stuff like that, just 0:02:24.040 --> 0:02:26.680 reading like little known facts, ye, learning history, and they 0:02:26.800 --> 0:02:28.359 just have these random like Why do I know this? 0:02:28.400 --> 0:02:30.760 Oh because I learned it on this podcast or whatever 0:02:30.760 --> 0:02:33.440 I put on an article. So yeah, I didn't know. 0:02:33.639 --> 0:02:35.240 Maybe you didn't either, check it out. 0:02:35.320 --> 0:02:44.720 Check it out. So you have a reasonably shady moment. Yes, 0:02:45.040 --> 0:02:45.360 all right. 0:02:45.520 --> 0:02:49.120 So my cleaning people, oh my gosh, cleaning people, like 0:02:49.120 --> 0:02:50.560 if you got a good clean press, you better keep 0:02:50.560 --> 0:02:51.560 them for life. 0:02:51.280 --> 0:02:52.640 Right, keep them for life? 0:02:52.680 --> 0:02:57.440 Because number one, it's like hard to bring new people 0:02:57.440 --> 0:02:59.280 in your house and trust them to that level that 0:02:59.320 --> 0:03:02.280 they're all through your house, all downa shit, they hearing 0:03:02.320 --> 0:03:04.920 your personal conversations whatever it might be, right, and so 0:03:05.880 --> 0:03:08.280 bringing it like finding a cleaning person is not just 0:03:08.360 --> 0:03:11.640 about the actual cleaning that they do. It's the fact 0:03:11.639 --> 0:03:14.400 that you can trust these people absolutely in your personal space. 0:03:14.480 --> 0:03:14.639 Right. 0:03:14.880 --> 0:03:18.640 So, my cleaning people have been with us, gosh for 0:03:18.680 --> 0:03:20.720 a very long time. I think, even so before the 0:03:20.800 --> 0:03:24.520 kids were born, so before yeah, so before Corey Corey's fifteen. 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:27.840 My cleaning people have been with us for longer than 0:03:27.840 --> 0:03:31.000 fifteen years. Yeah, and like with me, they right, they've 0:03:31.040 --> 0:03:32.639 moved with us from house to house. 0:03:32.720 --> 0:03:33.720 Me too, I didn't know that. 0:03:33.840 --> 0:03:36.160 Yeah, okay, me too, Yes, so they were the l 0:03:36.520 --> 0:03:39.160 It's so funny like when we were broke, that was 0:03:39.200 --> 0:03:41.720 like the last thing I could let go of. You 0:03:41.720 --> 0:03:43.320 know what I'm saying, Like, when you're broken, you're in 0:03:43.360 --> 0:03:45.960 your downsizes and you're trying to like cut your your 0:03:46.000 --> 0:03:47.360 expenses and your bills. 0:03:47.760 --> 0:03:49.480 You know, I yeah, I could, Okay, I can. 0:03:49.560 --> 0:03:53.360 I can downsize my car, I can start I can 0:03:53.440 --> 0:03:56.480 start shopping, you know, at Zara or not at all 0:03:56.680 --> 0:03:59.400 or whatever or whatever it might be. And I was like, 0:03:59.480 --> 0:04:02.120 I could not let by cleaner people go. But I 0:04:02.200 --> 0:04:05.440 did at one point have to let them go. But 0:04:05.520 --> 0:04:07.320 when we you know, when we were back on our 0:04:07.360 --> 0:04:09.240 feet or whatever, we of course we brought them back. 0:04:09.560 --> 0:04:14.800 So cleaning people sent me an email we had at 0:04:14.880 --> 0:04:15.720 not an email. 0:04:15.400 --> 0:04:15.880 A text. 0:04:16.160 --> 0:04:18.840 We had asked to switch our times. So so they 0:04:18.839 --> 0:04:22.720 do our neighbors as well, okay, and they do our 0:04:22.800 --> 0:04:25.600 They go to our neighbors first and then they come 0:04:25.640 --> 0:04:28.520 to us. And one day they just one day, they 0:04:28.520 --> 0:04:31.479 were at our neighbors for a really long time and 0:04:31.520 --> 0:04:33.280 they got to us a lot later than they usually 0:04:33.320 --> 0:04:33.640 get to. 0:04:33.760 --> 0:04:35.400 Is this the neighbors that still have the Christmas tree? 0:04:36.360 --> 0:04:36.720 Still? 0:04:37.080 --> 0:04:40.839 Yeah? Still? And we damned it, Mark, Yeah, okay, all right. 0:04:41.200 --> 0:04:43.599 And they just just got rid of the pumpkins. Not 0:04:43.640 --> 0:04:47.120 too long, right, it's insane. Yes, So they came to 0:04:47.240 --> 0:04:52.359 us and oh, they were just looking tired. They were 0:04:52.440 --> 0:04:54.599 they were working through the neighbor's house ward them out 0:04:54.720 --> 0:04:57.520 right right, and there were just a couple of spots 0:04:57.520 --> 0:04:59.520 that it seemed like they missed. I had to call 0:04:59.600 --> 0:05:02.119 them and say, hey, you missed this, blah blah blah whatever. 0:05:03.960 --> 0:05:07.239 And so after they left, one and I were talking 0:05:07.279 --> 0:05:09.479 and he was like, I want them to come to 0:05:09.600 --> 0:05:10.200 us first. 0:05:10.440 --> 0:05:12.039 Yes, that's what I'm gonna say. 0:05:11.960 --> 0:05:14.400 Because they come to us and they're tired, and you know, 0:05:14.440 --> 0:05:16.920 they're not on you know, not on point as much. 0:05:17.440 --> 0:05:20.040 And they and your neighbors, that's your contact. Your neighbors 0:05:20.080 --> 0:05:22.240 got them through. Yes, yes, yes, yes, they did come 0:05:22.240 --> 0:05:22.440 to you. 0:05:22.560 --> 0:05:25.120 And I'll tell you why the name why why I 0:05:25.240 --> 0:05:26.920 set it up. So they came in the afternoon because 0:05:26.920 --> 0:05:28.680 in the summertimes, when the kids are out of school, 0:05:29.320 --> 0:05:31.039 they're not getting out of bed bright and. 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:31.679 Early in the morning. 0:05:31.720 --> 0:05:33.640 My kids sleep in okay, So that's kind of how 0:05:33.680 --> 0:05:38.039 we came to that schedule. And my neighbor's the the 0:05:38.120 --> 0:05:41.159 husband is an anesthesiologist, so his hours are like real 0:05:41.240 --> 0:05:43.160 funky and I don't know, it's just something. It just 0:05:43.279 --> 0:05:45.120 worked out that way, and I was fine with it. 0:05:45.160 --> 0:05:47.880 But this particular time, I was like, yeah, they little, 0:05:47.920 --> 0:05:51.560 I don't know, look like a little slacken so One 0:05:51.720 --> 0:05:59.720 calls them and he's like, hey, man, Enrique. 0:05:57.960 --> 0:06:02.440 So one and Donio ny Okay, that's great. 0:06:03.320 --> 0:06:05.040 He's like, Enrique, you know, I wanted to see if 0:06:05.040 --> 0:06:07.599 you could come to us in the morning instead of 0:06:07.600 --> 0:06:09.680 the afternoon, because you know, it seems like y'all a 0:06:09.680 --> 0:06:12.000 little bit tired when you go over there. So oh 0:06:12.040 --> 0:06:15.720 and mind you, my neighbors have three young kids. Oh no, 0:06:16.040 --> 0:06:18.799 under the age of like kindergarten, and yeah. 0:06:18.960 --> 0:06:21.480 Can you imagine what the ship they're cleaning over there? Yes, 0:06:21.839 --> 0:06:22.560 I mean, and I asked. 0:06:22.640 --> 0:06:24.680 Mama's like, oh, like what's you know, why are you 0:06:24.800 --> 0:06:25.120 so late? 0:06:25.160 --> 0:06:25.640 What's going on? 0:06:25.760 --> 0:06:27.520 And he's like, yeah, it's a little it takes takes 0:06:27.600 --> 0:06:29.479 taking us a little extra time over there. 0:06:29.760 --> 0:06:30.920 So you got three young kids. 0:06:31.400 --> 0:06:34.000 So so One's like, yeah, you know, can y'all can 0:06:34.040 --> 0:06:37.280 you can we maybe flip schedules you come to us 0:06:37.320 --> 0:06:40.520 first because we noticed, you know, you're missing some spots. 0:06:40.560 --> 0:06:43.880 You a little tired, not you know whatever, blah blah blah. 0:06:43.880 --> 0:06:46.120 The service is not as on part as it usually is. 0:06:47.080 --> 0:06:49.760 So he's like, Okay, I'll call and I'll find out 0:06:49.760 --> 0:06:51.720 if they can switch blah blah blah blah. Okay, So 0:06:51.800 --> 0:06:54.760 a few days later, I get a text message and 0:06:54.800 --> 0:06:56.000 it's a long. 0:06:56.120 --> 0:06:58.520 Ass Actually were when we were at the live show. 0:06:58.640 --> 0:07:02.880 Okay, he said his long ass text message, starting off 0:07:02.920 --> 0:07:06.480 with you know the neighbors can't switch the time because 0:07:06.480 --> 0:07:10.640 of blah blah blah reason. And you know, on second thought, 0:07:11.120 --> 0:07:13.720 I don't like you pretty much saying I don't like 0:07:14.320 --> 0:07:15.559 what mister Dixon said. 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:19.840 What he was offended. He was personally offended. Okay, okay, 0:07:19.920 --> 0:07:22.680 wait wait wait wait, wait wait wait, because why I 0:07:22.920 --> 0:07:29.120 was in a gym talking real I don't wanna say loud. 0:07:29.120 --> 0:07:31.480 I want to say just telling the man to wash 0:07:31.520 --> 0:07:34.320 his hands, yeah, which everyone at the live show agreed 0:07:34.320 --> 0:07:35.400 that one was in the right. 0:07:35.520 --> 0:07:36.240 One was in the right. 0:07:36.280 --> 0:07:38.440 But however he got he got put on pause from 0:07:38.440 --> 0:07:41.360 the gym. Is he getting put on pause from the cleaners? 0:07:41.760 --> 0:07:48.000 Yeah? My cleaning people dumped us. No, yo, don't us you. 0:07:48.840 --> 0:07:54.440 He was so offended, like personally offended that that we 0:07:54.440 --> 0:07:57.560 were like critiquing their work and pretty much saying like, 0:07:58.160 --> 0:07:59.400 you know, y'all didn't. 0:07:59.160 --> 0:08:01.000 Do a good job. One can no longer talk to 0:08:01.000 --> 0:08:05.160 anyone dump one. Wan is banned. Wan is banned. But 0:08:05.240 --> 0:08:07.320 I felt the same way. But Wan didn't talk to 0:08:07.400 --> 0:08:08.680 him out of pocket. You know what I'm saying. 0:08:08.720 --> 0:08:10.960 He had were you there? I was there, Okay, yeah, 0:08:10.960 --> 0:08:12.600 I was there when One called him. He didn't say 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:15.200 anything out of pocket to him. But but I think 0:08:15.440 --> 0:08:17.960 my cleaning person took it the wrong way and he 0:08:18.040 --> 0:08:20.480 really kind of took it personal like we were. 0:08:22.400 --> 0:08:22.840 I don't know. 0:08:22.920 --> 0:08:25.640 I think he just got in his feelings because so 0:08:25.720 --> 0:08:31.679 y'all got fired, we got dumb. What yes, listen, listen 0:08:31.840 --> 0:08:34.959 and think so think about I'm like, I'm like, oh 0:08:34.960 --> 0:08:37.359 my god, like one, we gotta find new people. 0:08:37.160 --> 0:08:39.360 To come in our house. And he's like, no, we're 0:08:39.360 --> 0:08:40.040 gonna make it right. 0:08:40.160 --> 0:08:42.240 Yeah, okay, but let me tell you what I would do. 0:08:42.280 --> 0:08:43.960 I would go to my neighbor's house and cuss them out, 0:08:44.400 --> 0:08:46.319 like they're the reason for all of this. 0:08:47.160 --> 0:08:49.760 Well, but but like I said, I had them. 0:08:50.080 --> 0:08:52.800 I told him they could come in the afternoon because 0:08:52.800 --> 0:08:55.360 in the summertime, when the kid's asleep, I don't want 0:08:55.400 --> 0:08:57.559 you know, the kids getting whatever, getting out of the 0:08:57.559 --> 0:08:59.480 big My kids sleep in, right. 0:08:59.320 --> 0:09:03.800 So it's really not their fault. It's their fault because 0:09:03.800 --> 0:09:07.319 our house is so greed claiming people aren't tired. 0:09:08.280 --> 0:09:12.640 Right. So right, So it was a little stressful time. 0:09:13.000 --> 0:09:15.240 We did call. We talked to him. 0:09:15.200 --> 0:09:18.960 Yesterday, okay, and and they talked it through. Good who 0:09:19.000 --> 0:09:21.120 did the talking, Wan and Wan and he. 0:09:21.360 --> 0:09:23.920 You know, he said, you all do an unbelievable job. Yeah, okay, 0:09:23.920 --> 0:09:27.200 good And we've been with us for so long. Okay, 0:09:27.240 --> 0:09:28.720 we appreciate you. Go on. 0:09:29.120 --> 0:09:32.560 You know, we weren't trying to uh, you know, offend you. 0:09:32.600 --> 0:09:34.800 Blah blah blahay whatever. So y'all are back on the scale. 0:09:34.800 --> 0:09:35.240 So we're back. 0:09:36.000 --> 0:09:40.200 But but thank god he's charging us more. Oh that 0:09:40.280 --> 0:09:41.559 might have been this, That might have been a deal 0:09:41.559 --> 0:09:44.600 from the beginning. They might be the neighbors probably giving 0:09:44.640 --> 0:09:45.199 him more money. 0:09:45.280 --> 0:09:48.800 He well, maybe he went this is this was his explanation. 0:09:49.360 --> 0:09:52.080 He said, you know, when when y'all first moved into 0:09:52.120 --> 0:09:54.319 the house and I came and I gave you a 0:09:54.400 --> 0:09:57.560 quote for the house, Yeah, you didn't have as much furniture, 0:09:58.040 --> 0:10:00.480 but now you have, you know, a lot more furnitu sure, right, 0:10:00.520 --> 0:10:03.240 and the furniture takes a lot more time to clean. 0:10:03.400 --> 0:10:06.320 So he went up fifty dollars. 0:10:05.960 --> 0:10:10.040 On us, not a whole fifty dollars, the whole fifty dollars, Rob, 0:10:10.080 --> 0:10:11.959 And I seen your paycheck. You can afford it. O 0:10:12.120 --> 0:10:16.240 my god. Okay. So I the shading moment this week 0:10:16.240 --> 0:10:17.640 for me is me. Okay. 0:10:19.080 --> 0:10:22.520 So, and I posted this like like I think today 0:10:22.640 --> 0:10:23.800 maybe or I don't know. 0:10:23.800 --> 0:10:27.360 I posted this a little while ago that Angela and 0:10:27.400 --> 0:10:27.640 the Door. 0:10:27.679 --> 0:10:29.760 You know, they used to run track. I saw that 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:32.640 and used to Well, they're getting ready to end the 0:10:32.720 --> 0:10:33.800 track season, about to be over. 0:10:33.880 --> 0:10:35.480 Okay, So they've been running track for a while. 0:10:35.480 --> 0:10:37.960 And I've made it clear to any track mom out 0:10:38.000 --> 0:10:40.200 there that being a track mother sucks. It's like the 0:10:40.240 --> 0:10:41.800 worst thing under the sun. It's like, you do not 0:10:41.880 --> 0:10:43.080 want to go all track meat. 0:10:43.000 --> 0:10:45.160 Because your child. I'm sorry, I'm gonna cut you out. Yeah, 0:10:45.200 --> 0:10:49.440 because they have one or two events, yes, that last 0:10:49.600 --> 0:10:53.280 twenty seconds. Seven it's seven seconds, and you're there all day, 0:10:53.400 --> 0:10:57.280 all day, waiting for like eight am to six pm. 0:10:57.440 --> 0:11:00.800 Now you're there, Okay, tell me this. Why do you 0:11:00.840 --> 0:11:02.360 have to get there at eight if their event is 0:11:02.360 --> 0:11:02.760 at once. 0:11:03.200 --> 0:11:04.920 Sometimes you don't really know where their event is. 0:11:05.240 --> 0:11:07.160 They do get a schedule like kind of and they 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:08.920 can kind of like figure out when their event is. 0:11:08.960 --> 0:11:11.240 But there's a big window, a chunk of time that's're 0:11:11.240 --> 0:11:13.320 just sitting there doing as looking at kids, and you 0:11:13.320 --> 0:11:14.920 can give shit and you don't give two ships about 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:17.160 these kids that are running around, causey at yours, they're 0:11:17.200 --> 0:11:19.360 not yours. And you can try to act like you care, 0:11:19.520 --> 0:11:19.920 you're don't. 0:11:19.960 --> 0:11:22.679 You don't. And it's not change right, Okay, now, but 0:11:22.800 --> 0:11:22.959 is it? 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:25.640 The team is like the coach or the team tells them, Oh, 0:11:25.720 --> 0:11:27.640 everyone has to get there so you can support and 0:11:27.760 --> 0:11:28.480 cheer on your team. 0:11:28.520 --> 0:11:30.360 Oh yeah, yeah, no, no, no, the team has to be 0:11:30.400 --> 0:11:33.720 there the entire time. Yeah, and you can't leave because 0:11:34.400 --> 0:11:35.480 you have to support your team. 0:11:35.600 --> 0:11:39.480 Yeah. So it's okay. As a parent, it just sucks. 0:11:39.559 --> 0:11:41.440 And it's to the point now where my kids are like, mine, 0:11:41.440 --> 0:11:43.160 don't come to track me because you're just so mad. 0:11:43.200 --> 0:11:45.320 Why are they? I mean, I'm just like, I don't 0:11:45.320 --> 0:11:47.440 even fake it anymore. I'm just sorry. I'm pissed. 0:11:47.880 --> 0:11:51.439 Okay, long story short, it's their senior night, so that's 0:11:51.480 --> 0:11:56.320 the like their last track meet and indoor track. Indoor track. Oh, 0:11:56.360 --> 0:11:59.199 how did I not mention this indoor track. Every indoor 0:11:59.280 --> 0:12:05.079 track stinks. It smells like sticky feet, it smells like pajamas, 0:12:05.640 --> 0:12:06.760 it smells. 0:12:06.320 --> 0:12:09.920 Like everybody mill the shower. Yeah, okay, there's that. 0:12:10.000 --> 0:12:13.920 Anyway, that's not the point of my story. So because 0:12:13.920 --> 0:12:16.800 it's Angel and a door, so on the this is 0:12:16.800 --> 0:12:19.319 the premise of the senior night. The parents come, they 0:12:19.320 --> 0:12:23.080 wear their kids jersey, the coach talks about them, and 0:12:23.120 --> 0:12:24.960 the parent walks them up and at the end, like 0:12:25.000 --> 0:12:27.760 the principal or somebody gives them like some flowers. So 0:12:27.920 --> 0:12:29.520 I had Angel on the door to walk up at 0:12:29.520 --> 0:12:31.840 the same time. And it's a long walk. You gotta 0:12:31.880 --> 0:12:35.439 walk like half the track. So and my kids, you know, 0:12:35.440 --> 0:12:37.560 I'm a little extra little sometimes, but my kids were 0:12:37.600 --> 0:12:39.960 like very much like my you know, I brought them flowers. 0:12:40.760 --> 0:12:43.920 They didn't want to They didn't want to hold my 0:12:43.960 --> 0:12:47.280 flowers that I brought them. They wanted their stupid carnations 0:12:47.280 --> 0:12:49.440 that the school was going to give them because they 0:12:49.440 --> 0:12:51.360 were like, you know, we just can't walk up with flowers. 0:12:51.360 --> 0:12:54.520 It's weird. So actually they should be the shady moment, yeah, 0:12:54.640 --> 0:12:57.240 but not really. So I said, yeah, guys, I'm gonna 0:12:57.240 --> 0:12:59.440 be cool, like I'm not gonna act wild like I'm 0:12:59.440 --> 0:13:01.760 cool like I said, but I'm walking both of y'all 0:13:01.840 --> 0:13:04.360 up at the same time. They were like, okay, fine, 0:13:04.400 --> 0:13:06.360 because angels, gonna have somebody else walking up because. 0:13:06.160 --> 0:13:08.920 She's like, you're one person and two people one. You're 0:13:08.960 --> 0:13:10.720 just one person, Mom, you can't walk two people up 0:13:10.760 --> 0:13:12.880 at one time. Yes, the hell, I can't have two arms, right, 0:13:13.200 --> 0:13:14.800 so I can't birth to you all the same time. 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:19.240 I can do this anyway. So we get to they 0:13:19.280 --> 0:13:22.840 start talking about a door. We start walking. We're walking, 0:13:22.880 --> 0:13:26.760 we're walking, We're walking, and something inside me was uncontrollable, 0:13:28.160 --> 0:13:33.240 and I just was so overwhelmed with joy I just 0:13:33.280 --> 0:13:34.040 started screaming. 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:42.160 What why? I started screaming at the top of my lungs. 0:13:42.360 --> 0:13:45.200 I was out of control. While you're walking, yes, I'm 0:13:45.240 --> 0:13:48.800 like yeah, because as we're walking, you gonna say you 0:13:48.840 --> 0:13:50.600 were crying. I was about to cry. 0:13:50.720 --> 0:13:53.640 So as we were walking, their whole team that's not 0:13:53.760 --> 0:13:55.480 seniors is on the side like cheering. 0:13:55.679 --> 0:13:58.640 Okay, so they're like cheering, yay, yay, yay, and I 0:13:58.679 --> 0:14:03.079 just started screaming. Oh my gosh, my children were me. 0:14:03.200 --> 0:14:05.560 I tell you to shut up. They were mortified. 0:14:06.160 --> 0:14:11.840 They were like, this is why, and yes I'm shady 0:14:11.840 --> 0:14:13.600 because I saw I won't go do it, and I 0:14:13.679 --> 0:14:15.800 was just something came over my body. 0:14:16.160 --> 0:14:17.920 Were you doing it? Control them? 0:14:18.280 --> 0:14:21.400 I was doing it because there's something wrong with me 0:14:22.040 --> 0:14:23.960 and it's called I just did not know how to 0:14:23.960 --> 0:14:24.720 control myself. 0:14:24.760 --> 0:14:25.200 I got so. 0:14:25.200 --> 0:14:27.160 Excited because track season's over. 0:14:27.400 --> 0:14:30.040 I got so excited from my children who've been running 0:14:30.040 --> 0:14:33.480 track for three years. Okay, I just got excited. I 0:14:33.480 --> 0:14:36.240 was just so proud of them. Oh my god. So 0:14:36.840 --> 0:14:39.800 anywhere you have video footage of this? I hope not. No. 0:14:40.000 --> 0:14:44.440 I mean I don't know. No, please. I was like, 0:14:46.280 --> 0:14:48.040 oh my god. They were actually laughing. 0:14:48.120 --> 0:14:49.760 They did laugh a little bit because they were like, 0:14:50.080 --> 0:14:52.840 here goes mom again acting like a crazy ass. 0:14:53.400 --> 0:14:58.760 Yeah, but I was just happy. 0:15:01.160 --> 0:15:04.520 So what's the name of the the the new podcast 0:15:04.560 --> 0:15:05.200 that we want to watch? 0:15:05.280 --> 0:15:05.920 What's it called? 0:15:06.160 --> 0:15:09.680 I didn't know. Yeah, maybe you didn't either, Okay, right, 0:15:09.840 --> 0:15:11.080 I didn't know. Maybe you didn't either. 0:15:11.360 --> 0:15:14.720 I didn't know Drake's penis was yellow? Wait did you 0:15:14.760 --> 0:15:17.960 see it? So I didn't see it? Why wouldn't it 0:15:17.960 --> 0:15:22.840 be yellow? Like yellow yellow, not like like not like 0:15:23.080 --> 0:15:28.640 the same color as his face, like like not like 0:15:28.720 --> 0:15:33.040 his face. His face is not yellow. Okay, yellow. So 0:15:33.160 --> 0:15:36.560 I was talking to a guy who's gay friend of mine. 0:15:36.640 --> 0:15:42.560 Yeah, and when the Drake penis leaked Okay, I'll. 0:15:41.600 --> 0:15:43.880 Tell you who he is later, it was not col okay. 0:15:44.120 --> 0:15:48.880 So because because one of those Miami plastic surgeons like 0:15:49.120 --> 0:15:51.280 came out and said, like, hey, Drake, like call me 0:15:51.480 --> 0:15:53.520 or like I know that you had some work done 0:15:53.600 --> 0:15:56.920 on it or something like its people he's daven trolling him. 0:15:56.920 --> 0:16:00.000 Okay, can you can you? Can you explain what what happened? 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:00.240 Yeah? 0:16:00.240 --> 0:16:00.560 What happened? 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:03.120 Because I I just saw headlines and I saw you know, 0:16:03.160 --> 0:16:06.040 it's just like people were reacting to this Drake penis leak. 0:16:06.440 --> 0:16:07.680 Yeah, I didn't see it. 0:16:07.960 --> 0:16:10.000 I would I wouldn't mind if someone would send it 0:16:10.040 --> 0:16:12.640 to me, DMN it to Robin. 0:16:12.720 --> 0:16:15.600 But so what is what was the sentiment? The sentiment 0:16:15.840 --> 0:16:19.120 was it was nice and big, it was big and yellow. 0:16:19.160 --> 0:16:21.160 Now where did it come from? Like body? 0:16:21.320 --> 0:16:23.720 No, no, no. 0:16:22.760 --> 0:16:25.040 What was the leak from? Like where it was a video? 0:16:25.120 --> 0:16:26.800 I think of him having sex maybe or him in 0:16:26.800 --> 0:16:28.000 the shower something like that. 0:16:28.080 --> 0:16:32.560 Oh really, yeah, anyway, so where's my point in my story? 0:16:33.400 --> 0:16:34.200 Plastic surgeon? 0:16:34.240 --> 0:16:35.800 Oh so yellow? 0:16:36.320 --> 0:16:39.480 I was intrigued, friend, Yeah, I was intrigued because I 0:16:39.560 --> 0:16:44.000 was like, are men really out here getting their penises done? 0:16:44.480 --> 0:16:44.680 Right? 0:16:45.040 --> 0:16:49.240 So I did call Cow. I said, Cow, what's going 0:16:49.280 --> 0:16:52.040 on in the community here? Are men just like getting 0:16:52.080 --> 0:16:52.920 their penises done? 0:16:52.920 --> 0:16:55.320 And he was like all the time. And I was like, 0:16:55.360 --> 0:16:58.360 what are you talking about? Huh? So he said, yeah, 0:16:58.440 --> 0:16:59.280 like you can just get it? 0:16:59.320 --> 0:16:59.600 Shot? 0:17:00.120 --> 0:17:05.679 What get fillers put into the penis? Ew? And well, 0:17:05.720 --> 0:17:06.240 what's philing? 0:17:06.400 --> 0:17:09.440 That's so filler wouldn't make it girth longer? 0:17:09.640 --> 0:17:11.600 So you get girth and length you can get you 0:17:11.600 --> 0:17:13.320 can get I think an inch of girth and three 0:17:13.400 --> 0:17:14.080 inches length? 0:17:15.680 --> 0:17:18.000 Three did you make that up? No? One to three? 0:17:18.119 --> 0:17:22.439 One to three inches? What? So I'm like what? So 0:17:22.480 --> 0:17:24.840 I'm like death. I don't want to speak on Drake's penis, 0:17:24.880 --> 0:17:27.199 but I mean, like, we are you know what I 0:17:27.200 --> 0:17:29.480 mean doing that for the past two minutes? 0:17:29.520 --> 0:17:31.879 I don't so like, you know, I just want to 0:17:31.880 --> 0:17:34.360 say maybe maybe that's what mister Drake did, but it's 0:17:34.359 --> 0:17:35.400 not even it doesn't even matter. 0:17:35.400 --> 0:17:37.360 Who cares you were about to say something about a 0:17:37.440 --> 0:17:39.120 friend that wasn't col. 0:17:39.160 --> 0:17:43.320 Yes, oh, he's in love with it. So there's a friend. 0:17:43.680 --> 0:17:44.440 There's another friend. 0:17:44.480 --> 0:17:48.960 Okay, guy, he likes penises, he's infatuated with it, with 0:17:49.080 --> 0:17:49.880 Drake's penis. 0:17:49.960 --> 0:17:53.560 Yes, he was like, I love yellow penises. And when 0:17:53.600 --> 0:17:55.520 I tell you this friend is later, you're gonna laugh. 0:17:55.520 --> 0:17:59.520 You probably already know who he is. Oh anyway, listen, 0:17:59.600 --> 0:18:04.200 why don't yellow like a crayon? Like a yellow crayon. 0:18:04.400 --> 0:18:06.680 Somebody's gonna send us a picture somebody. I haven't seen 0:18:06.720 --> 0:18:08.560 it either, so I was like, oh, you haven't seen it. No, 0:18:08.600 --> 0:18:09.760 So I told him to send it to me. 0:18:09.800 --> 0:18:14.280 I think he forgot. But yeah, that's intriguing, right What 0:18:14.400 --> 0:18:18.439