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Speaker 1: the moment you've waited for. The Jewel Show is here.

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Speaker 1: villains ready to overtake the world, and we're gonna do

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Speaker 1: it in style. It's time for the best radio you've

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Speaker 1: song is appropriate for a Monday Titanic so good people

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Speaker 1: you know, you could go on a fabulous vacation. You could.

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Speaker 1: Before we get into what's going on the show today,

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Speaker 1: the reason why I'm playing the Titanic theme song is

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Speaker 1: that if you're not filling it right now, you want

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Speaker 1: actually go tour the Titanic. What so Yes, so, Jeff Bezos,

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Speaker 1: Ocean Gate Expeditions is bringing quote citizen scientists, in other words,

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Speaker 1: people with a lot of money who want to pretend

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Speaker 1: Survey Expedition is the culmination of a vision to give

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Speaker 1: google image it. Yeah, watch the movie Jube and I.

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Speaker 1: for dirty little secret. That's about it. It was like,

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Speaker 1: mister Pickle, mister Pickle, who that is? I have no

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Speaker 1: Are you guys doing missus Pickle, missus Pickle? Maybe sorry,

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Speaker 1: missus Pickles on the phone. Well, you know, I'm delighting

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Speaker 1: Are you a girl that likes girls that like straights girls?

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Speaker 1: New Hits one oh six point one. The Jewel shows

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Speaker 1: idiots in the news and Welcome to the i n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in news,

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Speaker 1: they report the news. For Monday, November sixteenth, twenty twenty.

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Speaker 1: For your first story, let's send it on over to

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Speaker 1: Alex Fresh, who was in sunny New Jersey. Well, it's

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Speaker 1: Cake bosstar Buddy Velastro suffered a terrible accident while bowling

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Speaker 1: at his New Jersey home. Bub Yeah, he has a

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Speaker 1: Thanks for asking, Jewil. That's why I'm all the way

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Speaker 1: don't want a bowling alley in my house effort. That

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Speaker 1: that sounds like it hurts so bad. Right, and Buddy

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Speaker 1: that's all I've got from here in New Jersey. Jewils

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Speaker 1: sending it back to you, Alex. While you're out there

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Speaker 1: Evan who is in his mother's basement. I am not

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Speaker 1: is Fidalgo Thompson calling from photography. I was looking for Cassie.

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Speaker 1: This is me. Hey Cassie. How are you doing. I'm good?

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Speaker 1: Yeah he was great. Yeah, he's awesome. Well, I'm calling

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Speaker 1: you today with some actually some very exciting news for you.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, I'll take it. I mean, I'm assuming you

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, I don't remember telling you that you could

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Speaker 1: Like I said, your photos are going to be plastered

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Speaker 1: are you getting divorced? Unhappy couple? We're not getting a divorce. Like,

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Speaker 1: how my god? Aren't you serious? No? Listen, I am you? Okay?

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Speaker 1: You're not going to be You and your husband are

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Speaker 1: Let's go around the room and ask a question. Looking

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Speaker 1: English savan it is what it is. Go for you

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Speaker 1: name's Andrew. Andrew. Okay, how did you guys meet? We

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Speaker 1: and we get to his house, so we hook up,

420
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,520
Speaker 1: We stay the night, everything's fine. I wake up in

421
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,879
Speaker 1: the morning, he gives me a hug, he kisses me

422
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:47,000
Speaker 1: on the cheek, and then nothing what do you mean,

423
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,680
Speaker 1: nothing like didn't reply to your text or didn't cool

424
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:52,680
Speaker 1: you or in person, just didn't say anything. Yeah. I

425
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:54,840
Speaker 1: texted him when I got home and I told him

426
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:58,360
Speaker 1: I made it home, and then nothing for a few hours.

427
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:01,240
Speaker 1: So I call him just to check up on him,

428
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:04,920
Speaker 1: and I haven't heard from him to instand. Okay, well,

429
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:07,359
Speaker 1: my first thought is that he just wanted to hook up,

430
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,560
Speaker 1: hit it and ditch it, hit and quit it. That's

431
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:14,879
Speaker 1: the one. Bump it and run the other way from it. Yeah,

432
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:16,600
Speaker 1: I'm not as good as you get as you guys are.

433
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,960
Speaker 1: I think that's why, because I mean tender is really

434
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:22,159
Speaker 1: because guys want to hook up. I feel like, yeah, yeah,

435
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:25,760
Speaker 1: he seemed really sweet on the date, so I figured

436
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:29,480
Speaker 1: like everything was fine, that's why we hooked up. But

437
00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:34,320
Speaker 1: maybe something went wrong. I don't know. I'm just confused. Yeah,

438
00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:35,840
Speaker 1: I mean, if you can, so, you can't think of

439
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:40,040
Speaker 1: any other reason why he wouldn't be calling you back. No,

440
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,919
Speaker 1: I thought everything was great. Okay, that's the only thing

441
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:44,480
Speaker 1: I can think of too, then is maybe he just

442
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,760
Speaker 1: wanted to hook up. Yeah, in which case he got

443
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,840
Speaker 1: what he wanted. Yeah. Yeah, So no need for a

444
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:51,639
Speaker 1: call unless you're calling to complain about the thing that

445
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:54,280
Speaker 1: you got that you wanted because customer service. So how

446
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,399
Speaker 1: many times, well, actually, how long has it been since

447
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:59,720
Speaker 1: you've seen him? I just saw him this past weekend.

448
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,880
Speaker 1: And how many times have you tried to reach out

449
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:04,359
Speaker 1: to him? Well, I texted him when I got home

450
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:07,600
Speaker 1: and then I've called him twice now, okay, and you've

451
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:11,359
Speaker 1: got no response nothing. Okay. I mean, you do know

452
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:14,200
Speaker 1: where he lives. Why don't you just show up? Don't

453
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:19,360
Speaker 1: do that? That's just weird about it. Yeah, I'm sure

454
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,840
Speaker 1: you have to do that. Drive by his house, wait outside,

455
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:23,840
Speaker 1: you know, just do all those things that don't make

456
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:26,800
Speaker 1: you seem perfectly saying you might see something you don't want. Well,

457
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:28,480
Speaker 1: actually it might work out for you. I mean it

458
00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:30,040
Speaker 1: works in the movies if you just show up at

459
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:32,480
Speaker 1: someone's house and they're not really into you, stand outside,

460
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:34,560
Speaker 1: like you hold up a boombox. You got to go

461
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:36,119
Speaker 1: back to the eighties to get a boombox. That was

462
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:37,800
Speaker 1: a very famous movie scene in the eighties. You wear

463
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:40,119
Speaker 1: a trench coat, hold a boombox over your head, or

464
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:41,800
Speaker 1: maybe you show it's got to be raining though, it's

465
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:44,040
Speaker 1: got to be definitely ask to be raining, show up

466
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:46,840
Speaker 1: in the rain, ruining your clothes and you know your

467
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:48,960
Speaker 1: mask are and everything, and just not care and just

468
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:50,600
Speaker 1: let them know how much you love them and you

469
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,399
Speaker 1: want them. Oh, it sounds like you've thought about this

470
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:57,360
Speaker 1: in detail. I was raised by movies, right, so maybe

471
00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:02,120
Speaker 1: that won't work anyway. What was his name again? Names Andrew? Andrew? Yeah,

472
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:05,000
Speaker 1: would be and Andrew, wouldn't it? All? Right? Well, we'll

473
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:07,119
Speaker 1: play a song come back, and then we'll call him

474
00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:09,680
Speaker 1: and see if we can figure out why Andrew isn't

475
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:12,880
Speaker 1: calling you back. Okay, sounds good. Okay, we'll do it next.

476
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:16,280
Speaker 1: I think I got it. I think I got it.

477
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:19,480
Speaker 1: So when we were talking to Vivian, who's on the

478
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:21,879
Speaker 1: phone for a first aid follow up, right, she's not

479
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:24,640
Speaker 1: getting called back because she met a dude on tender.

480
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:28,480
Speaker 1: They hooked up. He hasn't called her since. Sounded like

481
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:31,720
Speaker 1: maybe all he wanted was to hook up and that's it. Yeah, right, Well,

482
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,800
Speaker 1: when we were talking about it earlier on the first

483
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:37,520
Speaker 1: part of this, Alex, you said hit didn't quit it English? Evan,

484
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:39,720
Speaker 1: you said hit it and hit it in ditch it,

485
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 1: And I couldn't figure out a good rhyme. I think

486
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:45,440
Speaker 1: I figured it out. What smash it and trash it? Yeah,

487
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:49,280
Speaker 1: that's a decent one. Right then he threw away. I

488
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:52,240
Speaker 1: guess that's a decent one. I'm not making fun of

489
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,439
Speaker 1: your situation. I just couldn't think of a rhyme, so

490
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:55,720
Speaker 1: I was really proud of myself that I was able

491
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 1: to finally think of one. Anyway, that's what's going on

492
00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,440
Speaker 1: with Vivian. She's not getting a call back from the

493
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:02,200
Speaker 1: student name Drew. She has no idea why she's reached

494
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 1: out to him a few times and has heard nothing.

495
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:06,760
Speaker 1: The only thing that she can think of is that

496
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:10,040
Speaker 1: he got intimate with it and then I had to

497
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:12,200
Speaker 1: didn't call back it didn't call back. Oh yeah, that's

498
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:15,680
Speaker 1: a good rhyme. Oh my god, got intimate and then forget.

499
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,360
Speaker 1: I'll stop doing that because that's annoying now, and I'll

500
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:21,040
Speaker 1: just call Andrew and see why he's not calling you back.

501
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:23,600
Speaker 1: What do you think about that, Vivian, I'm just so

502
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:27,680
Speaker 1: nervous for the truth. Well, it might be nothing bad

503
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:29,400
Speaker 1: at all. It might actually be bad on him if

504
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:33,199
Speaker 1: I okay, well I'm gonna call him and see if

505
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:41,560
Speaker 1: we can figure it out. Here we go Hello, Hey

506
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:46,879
Speaker 1: is this Andrew? Yeah? Um, who's this? Hey? Man? Did

507
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:51,560
Speaker 1: did you just wake up? Uh? No? Okay, all right,

508
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,440
Speaker 1: sounded tired. I'm sorry. This is jew Bil from the

509
00:25:55,560 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 1: Jewel Show. Uh what Jewel from the Jewel Show. It's

510
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 1: a radio show. It's me, my hot ass wife, Alex

511
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:11,440
Speaker 1: free Ash and English Evan. Hello. You're probably wondering why

512
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:14,000
Speaker 1: we're calling. Yeah, I can't. I can't say. I get

513
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:18,920
Speaker 1: too many calls from radio stations. Yeah, well this I'm

514
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:21,000
Speaker 1: calling you today because we got an email from one

515
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:27,760
Speaker 1: of our listeners about you. Okay, Um, it's someone that

516
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 1: you went on a date with and you're not calling

517
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 1: them back. We do a segment on the show where

518
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:33,360
Speaker 1: if you go out on a date with somebody ended

519
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:35,359
Speaker 1: up ghosting them, they can email us to get you

520
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:38,320
Speaker 1: on the phone and find out why. And recently you

521
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:46,320
Speaker 1: hooked up with a girl named Vivian m. Yeah, she

522
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:49,239
Speaker 1: called you, guys. She emailed us and she told us

523
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:51,760
Speaker 1: about your date, said that she really liked you, that

524
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,120
Speaker 1: you guys had a great time. But now she's heard

525
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:58,200
Speaker 1: nothing from you and she's wondering if there was a problem. Yeah,

526
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 1: you went a little bit quiet on huh yeah, Okay,

527
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:08,280
Speaker 1: that's a weird thing to do. Um. Well, yeah, one

528
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 1: a day with her a week ago something like that. Yeah,

529
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:13,440
Speaker 1: it's nice to see you get so many dates you

530
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:15,199
Speaker 1: didn't even know when it happened. Yeah, it was like

531
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:20,040
Speaker 1: a week ago. Yeah, I mean you know how that

532
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:23,960
Speaker 1: sometimes sometimes few in a week. But yeah, I don't

533
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,600
Speaker 1: really know how that is. But I don't know either,

534
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:30,760
Speaker 1: all right, Well, to each the throne um, all right,

535
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,760
Speaker 1: So well she I mean she told us, you know

536
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:34,959
Speaker 1: that you guys met on tender and went out and

537
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 1: went back to your place, danced around in the bedroom

538
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:40,640
Speaker 1: a bit, and then um, really she got she got

539
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:43,440
Speaker 1: that literal with you guys. Wow. Yeah, she told us everything,

540
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:45,919
Speaker 1: every single detail. Now she didn't say she said, you

541
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 1: guys hooked up, though we know everything about it. And

542
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,840
Speaker 1: and she feels like she feels like maybe that's all

543
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 1: you wanted, and that's why you're not calling her back.

544
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 1: Uh No, I mean that's not the reason. I Like,

545
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:57,879
Speaker 1: I don't want to see her like she was. She

546
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:01,920
Speaker 1: was nice or whatever, but I mean, honestly, like I

547
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:04,000
Speaker 1: I kind of have like a pet peeve with I mean,

548
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,239
Speaker 1: obviously she told you we were like hooked up. But

549
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,920
Speaker 1: I have a pet peeve with like girls with tan lines,

550
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 1: Like she had tan lines like everywhere, and that's just

551
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,840
Speaker 1: like a no go. Like after that, I was like,

552
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:18,320
Speaker 1: I'm done. That's pet peeve done. Okay, that's fair. So

553
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 1: I don't like tan lines. You don't have any tan lines?

554
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 1: Uh no? What about when you get some sun and

555
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 1: you have short song? I mean yeah, I've seen my

556
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,880
Speaker 1: whole body all the time, so I don't have any

557
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 1: tan lines. But they gross me out. So I was

558
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:36,280
Speaker 1: just not for it, right, Wow, So you're not cooling

559
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 1: her back because she has tan lines? I mean yeah

560
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 1: pretty much. Are you a gym tan laundry bro? Do

561
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 1: you want it for that way? Yeah? I just it

562
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 1: is what it is, and that's it. That's the only

563
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 1: reason tan lines. Uh yeah, pretty much. I mean it's

564
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:54,880
Speaker 1: a it's a deal breaker for me. It's it's the truth.

565
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 1: I've always that tan lines were fine. I never had

566
00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 1: a problem with them. Yeah. Yeah. Even being able to

567
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 1: tan sounds amazing to me. Yeah, I mean that's that's it.

568
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 1: I mean I kind of had to power through, honestly,

569
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 1: Like the tan lines just they just don't do it

570
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:13,920
Speaker 1: for me. So like yeah, I'm done with it. Okay, Well,

571
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:15,920
Speaker 1: thanks for being honest, man, I appreciate it and so

572
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 1: brave for powering through that day. Yeah, it must have

573
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:23,040
Speaker 1: been tough. Uh yeah. Um, you know, since you were

574
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 1: honest with us, very candid about your dislike for tan lines,

575
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 1: I need to be honest with you now and let

576
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 1: you know that Vivian is actually on the other line

577
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:32,480
Speaker 1: listening and probably really wants to talk to you. Now.

578
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're crash, are you? I mean, yeah,

579
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 1: what else do you want me to say? I don't

580
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 1: like tan lines? Are you hitting me? No? Honestly, till

581
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 1: I made that pretty clear, I don't like talines, so

582
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, like you you could have said that

583
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:58,520
Speaker 1: before we hooked up. Now, this is just weird, like

584
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:03,080
Speaker 1: I feel so Yeard, Well, I didn't know you had

585
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 1: tan lines until we started hooking up, and I wasn't

586
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 1: gonna stop at that point, you know what I mean? Literally,

587
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 1: I don't small it's like a bikini like it's nothing bad.

588
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 1: I don't have major tan lines all over my body

589
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 1: like it's nothing. I thought, like, what that is really weird? Yeah, Andrew,

590
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 1: you're usually I mean, yeah, so sorry you feel that

591
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 1: way you were so sweet on the date, way to

592
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 1: like make things turn here. I mean, well, you're the

593
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 1: one who kind of got the radio station to call

594
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:39,280
Speaker 1: me out of the blue. So well because you weren't

595
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,000
Speaker 1: calling her back, you couldn't even let her know. You

596
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:44,120
Speaker 1: couldn't even let her know. Yeah, so what was I

597
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,480
Speaker 1: supposed to do? Text her and say, hey, tan Lines?

598
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:49,880
Speaker 1: No thanks? Yeah, just text and be like no, I'm

599
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 1: not interested. Sorry. You could have let me down easy,

600
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 1: at least say something like ghosting me really over tan Lines.

601
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:02,760
Speaker 1: You're really weird obviously. I mean you want to know

602
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,720
Speaker 1: the truth, so you call the radio station, gone, but

603
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:07,480
Speaker 1: call me or whatever? Um, so there you go, Tom

604
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 1: wow whatever. Andrew literally off like you were so disrespectful. Goodbye.

605
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 1: Well the hold on you first, Andrew, I have to

606
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 1: ask if you want to go on a second date

607
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 1: with Vivian. We'll pay for it, like I don't know,

608
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:23,600
Speaker 1: maybe even get a tanning package before you guys. Yeah, right, no,

609
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 1: thank you, Nope, I'm good, I'll pass on the day.

610
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:30,680
Speaker 1: Don't even I got a question, is is this gonna

611
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 1: be on the radio? Yeah, yeah, that's what we do. Okay, Uh,

612
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,120
Speaker 1: when because I want to make sure my boys listen

613
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 1: to it. Oh my God, Oh My God, and Jubils

614
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 1: First Day follow up The Jubils Show on demand only

615
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:50,840
Speaker 1: on iHeart Radio and The New Hits one oh six

616
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 1: point one. Remember, if you want to tell us a

617
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:54,040
Speaker 1: dirty little secret, all you have to do is text

618
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:55,760
Speaker 1: in four one oh six one, and you can tell

619
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 1: us anything, and we'll keep it a secret for you,

620
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 1: not really keep it a secret because we tell everyone.

621
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 1: We tell everyone, but we keep you anonymous. Nobody knows

622
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:06,320
Speaker 1: your name or your voice, and we don't even ask

623
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 1: your name. That's why everybody who calls in with a

624
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 1: dirty little secret gets a fake anonymous nickname. And on

625
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 1: the phone right now, Ben Roethlisberger, Bethsurger, what's up, Ben Roethlisberger, still,

626
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 1: thank you? So what other than the things that you've

627
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 1: been accused of in the past that have been in

628
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Speaker 1: the news, it's one of your dirty little secrets, Ben Ruthselsburger.

629
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:41,920
Speaker 1: That's that's funny, that's funny. Um, thanks yeah, no, I um, honestly,

630
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,320
Speaker 1: I'm just you know, a fan of envelopes. Uh what

631
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 1: what did you say? Envelopes? You know stuff? Yeah? Yeah,

632
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 1: I um, what does that mean? Like? You, but like you,

633
00:32:57,160 --> 00:33:00,480
Speaker 1: you watch envelopes and cheer for him. Here you asked

634
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 1: for their autograph. Like, what do you mean a fan

635
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 1: of envelopes? I like you said, you know, I like

636
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 1: I like how they taste. What the paper? Yeah? I like? Yeah,

637
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:17,360
Speaker 1: I like to like the envelopes, to look them like

638
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 1: the thing that seals them, right, not the paper, that's yeah,

639
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 1: not the paper. No, no, no, the thing that in

640
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,080
Speaker 1: my mind knows like that makes it better. That doesn't matter.

641
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 1: That's fine. You're not eating the envelopes, so no, you

642
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:37,040
Speaker 1: like to lick envelopes the Yes, that's your dirty little secret. Yeah,

643
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:41,680
Speaker 1: that's my dirty little secret. I I love actually licking envelopes, like,

644
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:44,480
Speaker 1: I love it, like it's some taste better than the others,

645
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 1: but some tastes terrible. Yeah. I don't think I've ever

646
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:49,280
Speaker 1: looked at all of them like this is delicious. Yeah.

647
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 1: How did you get into licking envelopes? Well, I remember

648
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:57,760
Speaker 1: the first time, honestly, was when I was younger. I

649
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:01,640
Speaker 1: used to do pentiles and stuff like that, and I

650
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:04,720
Speaker 1: remember the specific type of envelope that I used to get,

651
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 1: and it just had this great sweet taste to it.

652
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:09,920
Speaker 1: Um And then I just ever since then, I've been

653
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:13,839
Speaker 1: I'll just buy stacks of envelopes and I just sit

654
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 1: at home and I like to lick them. I mean, wait, so, like,

655
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,080
Speaker 1: do you have like a favorite envelope or where do

656
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 1: you get these envelopes? There's like tons on Amazon. Like

657
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:23,759
Speaker 1: I'm just imagining you, like, oh my god, I can't

658
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 1: wait until you open up your package at home. Yeah no,

659
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:31,879
Speaker 1: I just go to local martin get them. I don't

660
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 1: like waiting in the mail for them. I like to

661
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:38,359
Speaker 1: get them pretty fast. So huh, okay, so you just

662
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:42,720
Speaker 1: love licking envelopes. That's your dirty little secret. Uh yeah,

663
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 1: I mean there's no better taste in this world than

664
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:47,799
Speaker 1: the taste of envelope. I mean, that's it. That's just

665
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 1: it's the best. Strawberries tastes better than envelope. Clue mangos, mangoes.

666
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:55,240
Speaker 1: Mangoes are good. I wonder if there is like flavors

667
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,799
Speaker 1: of envelopes, you know, like you might want to check

668
00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:02,400
Speaker 1: our Amazon. Yeah your wild Yeah, I mean they have

669
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 1: flavored ones on Amazon. I've actually ordered I'm off there,

670
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 1: but you know, nothing beats the original. That's that's yeah. Yeah,

671
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 1: I've heard that before. It's the original envelope flavor. Well,

672
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:16,479
Speaker 1: thanks for telling us your dirty little secret joke. Yeah,

673
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:23,239
Speaker 1: of course, Uh yeah, Okay, go lick some envelopes today.

674
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:26,760
Speaker 1: I am actually I bet you are all right? Thanks?

675
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:29,839
Speaker 1: All right? Thanks? Does anybody feel like they need to

676
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 1: take a shower after? I do? Feel I'm gonna go

677
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,400
Speaker 1: look some envelopes, you guys, I'm gonna go taste tests.

678
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:39,680
Speaker 1: I feel like scratch and you know, like, do you

679
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 1: know what he kind of means though about? They all sweet?

680
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 1: But they have those ones that you can just peel

681
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,399
Speaker 1: off and it has a little sticky stuff, And that's

682
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 1: what I might know. You know, he's got to be

683
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:50,400
Speaker 1: super mad if he gets an envelope and it's a

684
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 1: one where he peels off and you don't have to

685
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:55,399
Speaker 1: lick it. I don't like licking envelopes. No, I've never

686
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,720
Speaker 1: liked the taste. I don't like it. I don't mind

687
00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:00,239
Speaker 1: it though. Yeah. Well some that I mind, some that

688
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 1: I don't. Some are pretty gross. I think the guy

689
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 1: that called in for the Dirty Little Secret really like

690
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 1: so they gonna if you know what I mean, what's

691
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 1: your dirty Little Secret? The Jewbel Show on demand only

692
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 1: on iHeartRadio and the new hits one oh six point one.

693
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:17,280
Speaker 1: If you're in your car right now, take your eyes

694
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 1: off the road and stare at your hands on the

695
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 1: steering wheel. Don't do that. It's the jew Bil Show.

696
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,279
Speaker 1: And I say that because the way that you hold

697
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 1: the steering wheel apparently can tell you everything you need

698
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:31,320
Speaker 1: to know about your personality or someone else's personality. Sonny,

699
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,440
Speaker 1: if you're in the car with someone right now, look

700
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 1: at their hands, and then we're about to tell you

701
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:39,160
Speaker 1: all about them. Because a personality expert has a release

702
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,440
Speaker 1: a study that says you can tell how a person

703
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 1: acts by how they grip the steering wheel. There are

704
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:47,759
Speaker 1: seven driving styles, which one are you? I'll go through them.

705
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,320
Speaker 1: Number one, if you put your hands at ten in two,

706
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:52,719
Speaker 1: you know the standard way that they teach you, or

707
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 1: they used to teach you. I think it's different now,

708
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:56,800
Speaker 1: but when I was a kid, they taught you to

709
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:58,799
Speaker 1: put your hands at ten o'clock at two o'clock to

710
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,319
Speaker 1: hold the steering wheel nights tight and keep it right

711
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 1: between the lines. Anyway, Um, if you had at ten

712
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 1: and two the classic way, it means that you play

713
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:09,239
Speaker 1: by the rules. Yeah, and you might be a perfectionist.

714
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 1: I can see that. Yeah, definitely, just just takes so

715
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 1: much like effort putting your hands at ten and two

716
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 1: and keep them in there. Really, when I see people

717
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:17,840
Speaker 1: doing that, I'm like, oh why, Yeah, I'm like that

718
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:19,799
Speaker 1: looks so uncomfortable. Yeah, would never I've gotten in the

719
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 1: car with anybody and they're they they're the tinant tour

720
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 1: and they put their hands right at tin intwo and

721
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 1: they just keep them there. I'm like, man, you're no fun.

722
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:28,479
Speaker 1: And you can tell that you're no fun, Yeah for sure.

723
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:30,919
Speaker 1: And you know they're a bad driver, Like you're doing

724
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:33,240
Speaker 1: the good driving technique, but they know good at driving

725
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:35,879
Speaker 1: and they're gonna go under the speed limit and they're

726
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:38,439
Speaker 1: gonna yeah, and they're gonna put their blinker on every

727
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 1: single time. They change the answer every turn that they make,

728
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:43,759
Speaker 1: no matter about four, yes, number two, nine and three

729
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:49,240
Speaker 1: hold on, which I gotta think, oh okay, yeah, yeah, okay,

730
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 1: so side by side, thank you? Yeah, I was like,

731
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 1: where the hell is nine? Oh my goodness. So it

732
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 1: means you're probably an anxious person but also very thorough.

733
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:02,280
Speaker 1: Okay that maybe because you have like the widest grip,

734
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 1: so like you have most of the steering wheel I

735
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:08,360
Speaker 1: don't feel like in controllable. Maybe maybe it sounds very uncomfortable.

736
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:10,879
Speaker 1: It does, and turning like that would be very hard

737
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 1: showing us how he would turn like that. Yeah, it's

738
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 1: like you're a sea captain back in the day. We're

739
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 1: trying to spend that big wheel. Like, let's turn in

740
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:25,680
Speaker 1: this bum number three on the list. It's eight and four. Okay,

741
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:28,239
Speaker 1: it's a little bit further down like ten and two,

742
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 1: but at the bottom of the wheel. Oh okay, hold

743
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:31,719
Speaker 1: it on the bottom with both hands. That's not as

744
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:33,320
Speaker 1: bad because it's kind of like a little bit relaxed

745
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:35,359
Speaker 1: in your arms, you know, a little bit more laid back.

746
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:38,319
Speaker 1: It means that you're a confident person who likes to

747
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:42,359
Speaker 1: take charge. Interesting, I wonder why. It doesn't really go

748
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 1: into details on why. But this is from a personality

749
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,040
Speaker 1: expert who did a study, and they say, if your

750
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:50,320
Speaker 1: hands are at eight and four ten and two, basically

751
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:51,920
Speaker 1: on the bottom of the wheel, it means you're confident

752
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:54,440
Speaker 1: you'd like to take charge twisting. I'm you know, I'm

753
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 1: gonna start doing that just to practice, because you know,

754
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:00,480
Speaker 1: I'm not a take charge kind of guy. Sometimes sometimes

755
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 1: my confidence level gets a bit low. This could change things,

756
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 1: face it could. I think they're just grabbing in the

757
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 1: wheel like that's gonna make You're gonna change my life? Okay,

758
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 1: all right. Number four, one hand on the bottom of

759
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,040
Speaker 1: the wheel, that's me. That is that's me most of

760
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:14,759
Speaker 1: the time as well. Really, what does that mean? That

761
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 1: means you're a minimalist who keeps things simple. Oh yeah, yeah,

762
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 1: I think that's right. I don't think that's right. No.

763
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:26,240
Speaker 1: Number five, one hand near the top of the wheel,

764
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 1: that's me. Yeah, that's men. I feel like a lot

765
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:30,600
Speaker 1: of men like hold it over the head, liked hold

766
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:32,319
Speaker 1: it over the wheel with their thumb out. You know,

767
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,799
Speaker 1: that's what I do. And yeah, a lot of times

768
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:36,319
Speaker 1: my hand's not even really on the wheel as my rist.

769
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:37,799
Speaker 1: I'm drink with my wrist most of the time, the

770
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:41,080
Speaker 1: palm of my hand, and no wonder people are scared

771
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:43,920
Speaker 1: to drive with me. But it says you're relaxed and

772
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 1: like to project confidence, do you that's what it says.

773
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:50,480
Speaker 1: Maybe when I drink, never relaxed, you never You're just

774
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:53,000
Speaker 1: a huge ball of anxiety all the time. It's true.

775
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:56,600
Speaker 1: I'm surprised you're not like nine and three or I'm surprised.

776
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:59,000
Speaker 1: I'm not the tenant to two guy. Oh this is

777
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:00,840
Speaker 1: according to a person all the expert who did a

778
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:03,440
Speaker 1: study that can tell you your personality based on how

779
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:05,920
Speaker 1: you hold the steering wheel. Holding near the middle of

780
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 1: the wheel. I don't even know. Is that the horn

781
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,520
Speaker 1: holding the horn? But like it's like the sides of

782
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:13,360
Speaker 1: the middle, you know how there's like, oh yeah, the

783
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:15,480
Speaker 1: area where you can like put your hands in between

784
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:17,920
Speaker 1: one it's like nine to three. But inside of that

785
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:19,920
Speaker 1: it's a weird spot. It's such a weird spot. But

786
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:21,719
Speaker 1: I have seen people do that. What does that mean.

787
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,799
Speaker 1: If it's one handed, you're a thrill seeker who lives

788
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 1: life to the fullest regulations. If two handed means you're

789
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:31,720
Speaker 1: soft spoken and try to avoid conflict, I've done it before,

790
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,839
Speaker 1: but very like I think I'm bold when I'm driving,

791
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,319
Speaker 1: so I'll try something new. It's not out of like

792
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:38,919
Speaker 1: a personality trait. Then that's probably the thrill seeker party

793
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 1: you might it's like I gotta mix things up again, bang,

794
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:44,760
Speaker 1: get crazy. And number seven on the seven personality traits

795
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 1: that this expert says you can tell about a person

796
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:49,000
Speaker 1: based on how they hold the steering wheel Number seven

797
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 1: is if you drive with one hand on the horn.

798
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:54,440
Speaker 1: So I've never seen anybody do this, but it sounds dangerous.

799
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 1: The hell would do that? So I don't know if

800
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:57,920
Speaker 1: it's one hand holding the horn to turn it, or

801
00:40:57,960 --> 00:40:59,279
Speaker 1: one hand on the wheel and then the other one

802
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:02,640
Speaker 1: on the horn ready ready to honk honk. It says

803
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:07,680
Speaker 1: you're probably a busy, bossy person, but you're also reliable, reliable. Yeah,

804
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:10,319
Speaker 1: I'm surprised driving with your knees on on there. Oh yeah,

805
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 1: it should be the knees though. Oh, that's a dangerous

806
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:14,399
Speaker 1: way to go. It's just holding it, it's just holding

807
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,400
Speaker 1: it in place. Yeah, And I don't know it a lot.

808
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 1: It's just like if I need to do something really good, right,

809
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 1: but I can't use my hands. I've done the knees one.

810
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:23,480
Speaker 1: I've had to pee into a bottle while driving before

811
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 1: one of my phone I'm sending a text to the police. Yeah,

812
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 1: then I have drive my knees text in four one

813
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,440
Speaker 1: or six one? Was that accurate for you? And how

814
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 1: you hold the steering wheel? Did you bil? Show on

815
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:36,960
Speaker 1: demand only on iHeartRadio and the new Hits one oh

816
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:40,800
Speaker 1: six point one? Who Alex's worst person? In the world today.

817
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:45,280
Speaker 1: Who's Alex's worst person in the world today? Well, today

818
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:48,279
Speaker 1: I feel like my worst person is It's going to

819
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:51,799
Speaker 1: be an unpopular opinion. Oh and with the holidays coming up,

820
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:55,360
Speaker 1: you know, just kind of got me thinking, is it Santa? Yeah?

821
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:58,319
Speaker 1: Probably that guy's a jerk. He's not a jerk. He

822
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 1: goes kids free get so he's a great guy. Yes, yes,

823
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:06,560
Speaker 1: so you know every year, is it Rudolph the Red

824
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 1: Nose Reindeer? Yeah, no, also a bit of a jerk.

825
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 1: No, no no, not at all, because he flies Santa around

826
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:15,080
Speaker 1: to deliver those gifts for free. It's another quits and

827
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:22,360
Speaker 1: Nona comment. Comment. Oh yeah, comment the reindeer of course. Yeah.

828
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:24,759
Speaker 1: So um he was my worst person because he made

829
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:27,600
Speaker 1: up thank you cards. Oh wait, I thought you were

830
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:33,280
Speaker 1: joking it Actually comment can be comment, but I think comment.

831
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:37,000
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go along with you English Shop. He

832
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:39,799
Speaker 1: was the one who had the original grand idea to

833
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:43,640
Speaker 1: send people thank you cards for gifts. You know, comment

834
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:50,479
Speaker 1: or not? I mean maybe it's a maybe what I'm confused.

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Speaker 1: I kind of just like acted like comment was a

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Speaker 1: one who made it up. I don't know who was

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Speaker 1: the original creator or thought of like, hey, when someone's

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Speaker 1: gonna do a gift, we're gonna mel them back a

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Speaker 1: thank you card every time. Okay, thank you cards in general,

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Speaker 1: thank you cards. So I mean, it doesn't have to

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Speaker 1: just be around Christmas time, but usually it is. You know,

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Speaker 1: you get a lot of gifts, you have to send

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Speaker 1: lots of thank you cards, but like for your birthday

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Speaker 1: or whatever anniversary, like older generation expect thank you cards

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Speaker 1: in the mail. Yes, I do me And so I

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Speaker 1: don't know if I'm alone here, but I hate writing

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Speaker 1: thank you cards. And it's something that my mom like

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Speaker 1: pounded in my head as a kid, like and I

849
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Speaker 1: felt guilty as heck if I didn't send one, and

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Speaker 1: like I never thought I'd get another gift in my

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Speaker 1: life if I didn't from that from that person. I

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Speaker 1: feel like you're right, there are going to be a

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Speaker 1: lot of people who are like, what, thank you cards

854
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Speaker 1: are the best because nobody writes things down anymore and

855
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Speaker 1: just send a card to say thank you. Yea. And

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Speaker 1: I think my parents were the same when my mom

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Speaker 1: was the same way when as a kid, it was

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Speaker 1: always like you gotta write a thank you card? And

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Speaker 1: I say this stupid, oh rush, So I hate it.

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Speaker 1: So do you guys feel guilty now if you don't

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Speaker 1: write a thank you card? I do still feel guilty.

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Speaker 1: But here's what I you know, here's here's what I

863
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Speaker 1: was thinking. You know, I really don't like writing thank

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Speaker 1: you cards. I don't want to have to do it.

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Speaker 1: Of course, I'm thankful. I just send me a gift

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Speaker 1: for my birthday or something, probably a card with cash,

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Speaker 1: and I'm cord and thankful. Right. Is it FaceTime not sufficient? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I mean that's what I'm going to ask you, is

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Speaker 1: if you text somebody or call them or FaceTime them

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Speaker 1: or whatever and go thanks for the gift. Yeah. Do

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Speaker 1: you still have to send a card? Because I think

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Speaker 1: some people still send a card. I don't know, but

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Speaker 1: I feel like a FaceTime if it's like a relative

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Speaker 1: is sufficient. Yeah. If you've reached out in some way

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Speaker 1: and showing that you want to make the effort, that

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Speaker 1: should be enough. They like the thank you cards in

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Speaker 1: the mail. Yeah, that's the people that still write in

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Speaker 1: curse if I bet that's true. That's so true. But

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Speaker 1: because it was instilled in me as a kid, I

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Speaker 1: instilled it in my kids. But now I got to

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Speaker 1: the point where I'm like okay, wait, hold on, I

882
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Speaker 1: really don't like doing this, and I don't like forcing

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Speaker 1: my kids to do this. So your kids actually think, though,

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Speaker 1: that they're supposed to write a thank you call. I

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Speaker 1: mean they just think so because it's they think it's appropriate,

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Speaker 1: you know, But I doubt they like doing it either.

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Speaker 1: And I don't like being on their case, like write

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Speaker 1: these thank you knows, write these think you know? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think instead of thank you know notes, let's just

890
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Speaker 1: send them like a thank you email. You like those

891
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Speaker 1: those cars that you send card an E card. That's

892
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Speaker 1: what I was trying to think of. It's last one.

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Speaker 1: It's just it is still personalized. Some people are so

894
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Speaker 1: neurotic about it, like they write down what you got,

895
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 1: like yeah, like your parents will like write down what

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Speaker 1: you got and like thank you for the Barbie with

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Speaker 1: the Barbie car, like very specific to make you know,

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Speaker 1: make sure that person feels I don't know. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I mean I've never gotten to thank you. I've gotten

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Speaker 1: thank your cards before. By the way, I'm googling when

901
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Speaker 1: did thank you cards start? Because now I'm really curious.

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Speaker 1: I have gotten thank you cards before from people that

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Speaker 1: I've sent a gift too, and I never care either.

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Speaker 1: I don't either. What a waste of paper, That's what

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Speaker 1: I feel like. It's the older generation they just feel

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Speaker 1: like it's it wouldn't be aners. Yeah, it would be nice,

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Speaker 1: I think. Yes, I hear the person's voice, right exactly.

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Speaker 1: I agree with you. Wow, here you go. The first

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Speaker 1: version of what people today would think of as thank

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Speaker 1: you notes originated in the fourteen hundreds, when Europeans exchanged

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Speaker 1: greeting cards with their friends or family members. This was

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Speaker 1: a new form of social expression that involved delivering notes

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Speaker 1: by hand. So thank you notes date back I was

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Speaker 1: thinking to the fifties or sixties, date back to the

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Speaker 1: fourteen hundreds, and some people still feel like that's what

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Speaker 1: you need to do it we update our traditions a

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Speaker 1: little bit. Yeah, please exactly, that's my point. So people

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Speaker 1: who still expect thank you cards, and for the Europeans

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Speaker 1: who thought it was appropriate back in the fourteen hundreds,

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Speaker 1: that are the tradition. Medis you were the worst person

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Speaker 1: in the world today, That was weast person in the

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