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Speaker 1: Today, we call a woman who's been applying for reality

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Speaker 1: shows for over fifteen years. She's never made it, girl,

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Speaker 1: and nobody gives her a harder time about that than

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Speaker 1: her own sister.

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Speaker 2: Of course, that is a sister's job.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's not my role to judge if it's

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Speaker 1: cruel or not for what she did to set her

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Speaker 1: up for this. But her sister made a fake Gmail

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Speaker 1: account claiming that she's a producer for a big Hollywood

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Speaker 1: show and wanted to get in touch about a possible

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Speaker 1: appearance in an upcoming series.

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Speaker 2: Man, so the hook's already been baited.

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Speaker 1: All that's left is to see what happens in your

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Speaker 1: phone tap right.

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Speaker 2: Now twenty.

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Speaker 1: Hi, this is Flint Duche from TV Productions.

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Speaker 2: Is this Chelsea? Oh my god? Hi?

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Speaker 1: Hi? Could I just say the producers here were so

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Speaker 1: impressed by your video application and the write up that

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Speaker 1: you sent in amazing really yeah, and.

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Speaker 2: It says here used to be a model, Yes, absolutely

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Speaker 2: easy model. I mean it was a little bit while ago,

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Speaker 2: but I'm really excited. Actually I used to be a

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Speaker 2: model too. Huh, you're back in my day.

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Speaker 1: You may have seen me in the JZ Penny catalog.

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Speaker 1: I was the teen and the Spider Man underrews that

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Speaker 1: were way too tight. I made a meme about me,

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Speaker 1: but now I digress. No, this call, this call is

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Speaker 1: all about EU.

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Speaker 2: Oh thank you, but no, I'm really excited to hear

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Speaker 2: from you. Yeah, us too.

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Speaker 1: I mean you just seem so youthful and energetic. Frankly,

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Speaker 1: I just need to be upfront and tell you you're

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Speaker 1: in serious consideration to be a part of one of

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Speaker 1: our next shows. WHOA Way?

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Speaker 2: Are you being serious? One hundred percent serious?

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Speaker 1: Me and three other producers, we all think you'd be

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Speaker 1: a perfect fit for our guy, Mordy. Mordy, I don't

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Speaker 1: know that show.

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Speaker 2: Who's Mordy? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Well, look may have been getting ahead of myself here.

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Speaker 1: You can't leak this, okay, this is just between.

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Speaker 2: You and me.

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Speaker 1: We've picked Morty as our next Golden Bachelor. Huh, well,

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Speaker 1: I guess technically Mortimer is his full name, but he's

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Speaker 1: quite a catch. Eighty four year old shuffle border from

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Speaker 1: Long Island owns a deli, ready to hop back.

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Speaker 2: Into the hot tub for love.

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Speaker 1: No what I'm saying, there's a really good chance you

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Speaker 1: could be selected as one of his female suitors.

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Speaker 2: On the show pit a second, I age, isn't that

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Speaker 2: show for old people?

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Speaker 1: Ooh yeah, we prefer not to use that term. Behind

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Speaker 1: the scenes, we like to say raisins or vegetable market

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Speaker 1: because they shrivel and just kind of sit there. What

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Speaker 1: but we were even thinking of calling the show final destination.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. But on the air, let's just go

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Speaker 2: with the term golden aged. Okay, I'm not golden age.

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Speaker 2: I'm young at heart, but I'm not cold in age. Rush. Yes,

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Speaker 2: that's the spirit shelse sure. I'm sorry you didn't. You

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Speaker 2: must have not read my bio. I'm forty six years old,

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Speaker 2: right at forty six? Wait? Wait what you're joking. We

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Speaker 2: like the sense of humor. He's gonna love the sharp way.

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Speaker 2: Wait a second, hold on, I need more of that.

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Speaker 1: How old did you think I was? I mean, we

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Speaker 1: just thought you had a senior moment and accidentally switched

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Speaker 1: the numbers. You're not sixty four. No, I'm not sixty four.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, because you list under your hobbies gardening and

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Speaker 1: book club. I mean, what is that to do with

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Speaker 1: my aim, which is those are interests that are more

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Speaker 1: aligned with our female applicants to the Golden Bachelor, jusaid.

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Speaker 2: Do you understand whole offensive you're being right now?

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Speaker 1: But listen, I'm not trying to be offensive. I'm just

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Speaker 1: trying to make you a star or I guess as

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Speaker 1: your generation calls it, a.

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Speaker 2: Starlet, starlet? What is wrong with you?

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Speaker 1: It's sorry, I don't know all the lingo from the

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Speaker 1: nineteen forties, but can I just ask you a personal

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Speaker 1: question real quick?

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Speaker 2: What okay are you? Are you?

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Speaker 1: Maybe you know, just fudging the numbers a little bit,

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Speaker 1: to be honest.

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Speaker 2: With you, stop it. It doesn't seem like from what I.

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Speaker 1: Read you know I am not sixty four years old.

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Speaker 1: But just under the social media part, you put down

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Speaker 1: your Facebook page.

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Speaker 2: That's all I you. Are you ready to go see exactly?

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Speaker 1: Nobody under fifty has a Facebook page, So all the

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Speaker 1: red flags are going up on my end. This is

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Speaker 1: more than offensive.

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Speaker 2: You don't do that to somebody.

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Speaker 1: Well, I apologize, clearly. There's been some sort of confusion here.

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Speaker 1: Why don't we do this? Why don't we have you

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Speaker 1: come down to our production studios and you can just

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Speaker 1: meet Morty.

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Speaker 2: I am not meeting with him. See if there's a connection.

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Speaker 2: He's a real sweet guy. I am not going on

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Speaker 2: the Golden Bachelor. Just talk to him.

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Speaker 1: About your interest croquet and embroidering, mittens or whatever you do.

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Speaker 1: We'll just see if you love sparks. Nice is making

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Speaker 1: strap up.

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Speaker 2: I don't have any of that on my bio. That's

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Speaker 2: not true.

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Speaker 1: I just confirmed it with your sister Milania. What you

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Speaker 1: know she has something to do with this.

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Speaker 2: Right Melania? Really? Wait? You know this is a prank call.

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Speaker 1: I mean her name, I'll be Freda. Milania listens to

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Speaker 1: our show. My name is jeff from Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the Morning. She asked us to do a phone

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Speaker 1: tap on you.

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Speaker 2: I was about to have a heart attack like a

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Speaker 2: sixty something rolled. We'll tell you.

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Speaker 1: You get into that hot tub with Mortimer, He's gonna

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Speaker 1: make you feel like you're forty six, that's for sure.

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Speaker 2: The weekend, every morning was Longtime weekday mornings on the

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Speaker 2: twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning