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Speaker 2: The only clue I'm giving you to the song of

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Speaker 2: Yes he did, Yeah, I know, and luckily.

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Speaker 3: For us, he had other clothes on too, So that's good.

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Speaker 2: We got a brand new full hour for you today

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Speaker 2: that does include Jeff's brand new song of the week.

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Speaker 3: We do beauty trend stuff, yes, strange beauty trend yes,

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Speaker 3: clarify that, which.

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Speaker 2: The guys were both really into they were, yes, oddly,

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Speaker 2: and a brand new second date update your full hours

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Speaker 2: about to start, but we always started with you your comments. Yes,

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Speaker 2: Catherine helm said, I'm begging y'all please make a compilation

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Speaker 2: of Jeffrey's throat jokes. He says the craziest things.

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Speaker 3: He does, have a lot of throat jokes. I've never

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Speaker 3: thought about a compliment if you want to, could that

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Speaker 3: in one week? We could get there, have to do that,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe Jeffrey has his own little stash that he

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Speaker 3: Probably his own time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah all right, well maybe you'll get a throat joke

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Speaker 3: Yep, it starts now.

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Speaker 4: It's not really Christmas without a little bit of controversy.

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Speaker 4: It's broken. Jeffrey in the Morning. This here, jeff Well,

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Speaker 4: a Christmas tree farm in New Jersey, is getting a

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Speaker 4: doing selling colorful, spray painted Christmas trees. You can see

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Speaker 4: the photos on the Brook and Jeffrey Insta stories. I'm

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Speaker 3: I mean, that's kind of.

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Speaker 2: Like the flocked ones, right, those are basically sprayed with stuff.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they can look white.

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Speaker 4: I don't know which ones those are, but these are

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Speaker 4: all real trees that come in an array of colors,

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Speaker 4: including pink, purple, blue, turquoise, magenta, red, and black. Okay,

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Speaker 4: so what's so controversial about that.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's probably just that they're real trees. Like,

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Speaker 2: why buy a real tree if you want one that's pink.

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Speaker 4: That's not what it is. Apparently some holiday humbugs are

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Speaker 4: worried about bringing quote hazardous chemicals into their homes.

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Speaker 5: I was gonna say, it.

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Speaker 6: Does look like it's like heavily chemically because.

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Speaker 4: I guess the tree farm uses some kind of toxic

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Speaker 4: latex based paint in order to coat them, which okay,

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Speaker 2: But that's what we paint our walls with is latex

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Speaker 3: Yes, I mean honestly, I mean Latex paint is basically plastics.

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Speaker 4: And the Tree Farm put out this reassuring statement saying

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Speaker 4: we believe the product is safe. See they believe it.

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Speaker 4: You just have to believe it too, and try not

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Speaker 4: to inhale too deeply when you put your presence underneath

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Speaker 4: it you go. Now, do they admit some of the

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Speaker 4: paint will probably flake off once you bring it into

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Speaker 4: your ventilation system. Sure it might, but listen to this

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Speaker 4: quote as you put you at ease. They say Wickoff's

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Speaker 4: Tree Farm will not be held legally responsible for or

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Speaker 4: issues that arise from the use of their products. See

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Speaker 4: why would a company say that unless it was one

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Speaker 4: hundred percent safe.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's always a good sign exactly.

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Speaker 4: Everybody stop being grenches. Go huff your chemically painted Christmas

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Speaker 2: Year, I'm just gonna paint my own thank you, yes.

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Speaker 3: Without a mask on.

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Speaker 4: Good job, Jeff.

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Speaker 6: The whole family is gonna wake up at like three pm, like, wait,

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Speaker 6: did we do the Christmas.

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Speaker 4: Breath Yeah, it was the best Christmas ever. Now let's

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Speaker 4: move on to the shot another day. No negative physical

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Speaker 4: side effects from daily self electrocution, and we are living

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Speaker 4: proof of that. Jay go ahead.

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Speaker 7: Yeah you may not believe this, but YouTube celebrated its

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Speaker 6: Wow birthday YouTube.

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Speaker 3: It's weird that it's only twenty.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you're right, I feel like it's been around.

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Speaker 7: It's kind of wild because that means the first viral

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Speaker 4: Got its still good?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, One thing has never changed.

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Speaker 7: Pop culture is still deeply influenced by whatever weird content

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Speaker 7: the Big two zero by diving into YouTube's annual year

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Speaker 7: plenty of twenty. Oh man, you'll say a number one

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Speaker 3: Oh, it's just from twenty twenty five.

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Speaker 7: Okay, just answered correctly to stay in the game. And

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Speaker 7: let's start with the woman who logged over three thousand

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Speaker 7: hours this year watching Peppa Pig compilation videos. Oh that's Alexis.

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Speaker 3: Oh good, that's how she got her accent.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: In YouTube's end of year list, they calculated the most popular.

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Speaker 4: Song of the year.

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Speaker 7: Was it Golden by the K pop Demon Hunter soundtrack

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Speaker 3: Golden so late in the year, And when did they

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Speaker 3: It was in June? Golden? Was Was it really?

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Speaker 6: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Because my entire octobers everyone was texting to do it.

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Speaker 2: I was helping coach the all star softball team for

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Speaker 7: Humble Bragg.

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Speaker 2: Wasn't one on YouTube you'd watched too, because it's like

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Speaker 3: I'm just gonna go Golden.

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Speaker 7: It was Bruno Mars, which Bruno Mars, the one with

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Speaker 7: Lady Gaga died with a smile.

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Speaker 6: I would have thought it was Brooke, We're over to you.

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Speaker 7: Ten is off the board.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'll go twenty since it's the twentieth birthday.

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Speaker 7: Interesting Brooke YouTube also calculated its numbers on how many

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Speaker 7: videos were watched on trending topics and put these in

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Speaker 8: Okay, your topics are La Boo boos oh, user generated roadblocks,

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Speaker 4: Because they had the second season of it coming this year.

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Speaker 3: I heard the child one so good.

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Speaker 2: Okaye, right. I don't know those kids with roadblocks. It

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Speaker 7: I like it number right back. Number one of trending

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Speaker 6: I'm nervous now, Jake, everyone's getting them wrong.

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Speaker 7: Don't be nervous, Jose.

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Speaker 6: All you need to do is give me a number

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Speaker 7: Jose, you two loves Its creators. I'm going to give

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Speaker 7: twenty five, just twenty twenty five, which creator was the

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Speaker 7: most viewed on YouTube? Was it mister Beast, kay, I

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Speaker 7: Show Speed or Kyless Blocks?

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Speaker 3: I don't know Kyless Blocks.

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Speaker 6: I don't either, and I'm not, you know, because I'm

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Speaker 7: Have you considered both of you might be unk and chopped.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it sounds like somebody like reviews games or it's

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Speaker 6: Yeah, No, he's like the biggest. So I'm gonna go

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Speaker 6: him his first over mister Beast.

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Speaker 7: This year, Hosego's I Show Speed is the most viewed

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Speaker 7: sorry for the sixth year in a Row, it was

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Speaker 3: I just can't get taken down.

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Speaker 7: Year, Jeffrey. We're going over YouTube's recap of twenty twenty five,

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Speaker 3: We have over one hundred thousand subscribers.

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Speaker 7: I wish it's kind of a mister Beast thing. It

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Speaker 7: was the Joe Rogan experience again and that. Yeah, all

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Speaker 4: All right, Well, so since we all got them wrong,

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Speaker 4: we all are going to get shocked together, and we're

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Speaker 4: going to be singing Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer.

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Speaker 9: Okay, rude Off the red Nose Reindeer him very shining up.

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Speaker 7: Sorry, we should turn up to ten more.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, then our YouTube views would go. That's your shock

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Speaker 4: collar question of the day. We got your phone towns

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Speaker 4: coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And one sneaky

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Speaker 4: benefit to ordering food delivery over an app is you

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Speaker 4: don't have to ask for absurd customizations in person.

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Speaker 3: Yes, you don't have to make eye contact.

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Speaker 6: Shayes fixing it.

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Speaker 4: I know this because a pizza joint Ohio shared a

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Speaker 4: very complicated order that they got recently that's been going

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Speaker 4: viral online. It was a large hand tossed pizza and

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Speaker 4: let's read the quested custom ingredients. Triple pepperoni. Rough to

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Speaker 4: a good start, extra cheese, banana peppers, light jolopenos, half chicken,

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Speaker 4: heavy on the sauce. Make it a little light.

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Speaker 6: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Okay there Starbucks.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that doesn't sound good though, extra cheese. I never

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Speaker 3: You say it in a doormat, it's real.

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Speaker 4: Deputies didn't even knock on the door. They left, and

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Speaker 4: They say Ricky had been posing as a real estate investor,

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Speaker 4: In fact, when interviewed by a local newspaper, he said

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Speaker 4: The cops have to listen to what the doormats said.

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Speaker 2: Isn't this the second drunk raccoon story we've done this year?

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Speaker 3: And got drunk.

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Speaker 6: Does want to get drunk with a rock?

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Speaker 4: The problem is not enough raccoons. We need to make

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it is sad partying by yourself.

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Speaker 4: Some of them ended up breaking, and then he started

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Speaker 3: We've all been there, buddy, here before.

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Speaker 4: We've all been there, and he eventually just overserved himself.

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Speaker 3: Even there to hold his little raccoon hair back. And

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Speaker 4: It's hard to tell from the photo, but animal control

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Speaker 3: See I pictures a loving raccoon.

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Speaker 4: Do they make the drunk raccoons try to walk in

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Speaker 3: Tout your little nose.

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Speaker 4: In the end, officials let him sleep it off in

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Speaker 6: Imagine the hangover goes back in the woods. All the

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Speaker 4: Officers say they don't know if he has a drinking

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Speaker 2: That's right, good responsible raccoon.

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Speaker 3: Tiny victories.

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Speaker 4: This next Lazer story is out of Sin City.

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Speaker 2: Fine.

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Speaker 4: It's hard to believe, but the original Wizard of Oz

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Speaker 3: Which is nuts because it's the first color movie.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it should be like everybody was been wing for it.

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Speaker 4: No, it lost one point one million dollars during its

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Speaker 2: Probably maybe the color costs too much.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean the tickets are only like a nickel.

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Speaker 2: Right, how many people do you have to have in

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Speaker 4: Good points. Flash forward to this year and the movie

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Speaker 4: Sphere in Las Vegas.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I have seen this and I want to go.

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Speaker 2: In that scene, they actually throw like foam apples at me.

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Speaker 3: When you're the tree.

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Speaker 2: Is throwing the apples at Dory. They're throwing real apples

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Speaker 3: That's cool.

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Speaker 6: I agree, got the spirit.

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Speaker 3: You don't good for you, Judy Garland.

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Speaker 4: like a totally immersive four D experience with multisensory effects

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Speaker 2: And the thing is that's a cheap ticket for anything

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Speaker 4: it a chance. Well, there's a new career opportunity if

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Speaker 4: you're a proud perv. Because the federal government is now

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Speaker 3: They're doing it for business.

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Speaker 4: It means some agents are going to be paid to

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Speaker 6: God.

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Speaker 4: And this is all because of the new no tax

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Speaker 10: Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: We've heard of some strange beauty trends over the years,

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Speaker 4: like the fish who eat the crust off of your feet.

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Speaker 4: when it comes to the beauty game thanks to some

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Speaker 4: interesting new treatments and bizarre beauty hacks that everybody else

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Speaker 4: is doing to look more snatched.

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Speaker 3: Are even world beauty hacks?

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Speaker 4: Jess, I am, and specifically for the ladies, I'm curious

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Speaker 4: have you heard any of these before? I feel like

455
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Speaker 4: you would be more in touch with the fashion and

456
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Speaker 4: beauty trends than the guys would hear. I want to

457
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Speaker 4: know have you heard about them? Would you try them?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 4: Because the first one is led eyelashes. Oh, they got

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Speaker 4: popular in South America and made their way all the

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Speaker 4: way to United States not too long ago. Right now,

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Speaker 4: if you try to get them at Walmart, they're all

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Speaker 4: sold out.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 2: So it's a strip of little led lights. It looks

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Speaker 2: like you glue it.

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Speaker 3: On your lash line. If you coul feel like a

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Speaker 3: rain cool.

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Speaker 2: I wonder how well you see though, you know, if

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Speaker 2: it's like looking at headlights all day long coming into

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Speaker 2: your eyeballs.

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Speaker 4: Are you saying if you can't see that would be

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Speaker 4: a bad thing.

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Speaker 3: I mean I can't see most of the time anyway.

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Speaker 4: What's the difference.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I put them under my glasses

477
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Speaker 2: that we're gonna reflection back.

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Speaker 4: It's a hot mess now, Like Alexis was saying, they'd

479
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Speaker 4: be perfect for festivals. They say for parties, maybe you

480
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Speaker 4: could use them the guy to plane into the terminal,

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Speaker 4: direct them in, blink the right way so they're out

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Speaker 4: there led eye lashes anyway. Next up ear makeup.

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Speaker 5: Ear.

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Speaker 4: It's really big in Asia right now. I'm showing a

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Speaker 4: picture Brook, How would you describe ear makeup?

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Speaker 2: It's basically flower tattoos that they put up all up

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Speaker 2: their lobe instead of extra piercings.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, to me, it looks more like your ear has

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Speaker 4: like a fern gully fungal growth all over the outside

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Speaker 4: of it where you might want to check in with

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Speaker 4: your doctor.

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Speaker 3: But are they fake tattoos? Are painting these on?

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Speaker 7: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: It's makeup. They're not tattoos.

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Speaker 3: I mean, that's kind of impressive. It's really good. I

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Speaker 3: don't know how you could do that on your own ears.

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Speaker 4: I know, yeah, so you would wear them.

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Speaker 3: I mean I couldn't do it on myself. It would

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Speaker 3: not look like a wower. But if someone did it too, only.

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Speaker 4: Six flowers on that not cute. If you're just joining us,

501
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Speaker 4: we're going over the strangest new beauty treatments and hacks

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Speaker 4: that the rest of the world is doing right now.

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Speaker 4: Could be coming here sooner than you think. Next up,

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Speaker 4: furry nail art. I feel like we're back to the

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Speaker 4: fungal growth.

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Speaker 3: So not hygienic cos.

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Speaker 4: The craziest nail trend of the moment where you attach

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Speaker 4: synthetic hairs to long nail extensions.

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Speaker 2: Does anyone else thin gets so weird that we're like

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Speaker 2: removing hair for some parts putting it back on other parts.

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Speaker 4: Of our body, Like, yeah, it comes in cycles. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I feel like to me, it's like if each of

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Speaker 4: your nails was wearing a Davy Crockett raccoon skin hat.

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Speaker 3: I don't know why. I imagine it's smelling like a

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Speaker 3: wet dog. Every time you wash your hands you pick

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Speaker 3: up a chicken wing in particularly.

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Speaker 4: Next up, you've heard of those beauty masks like the

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Speaker 4: green ones a lot of women wear at night, right

519
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Speaker 4: before going to bed. The latest trend bubble masks.

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Speaker 3: This sounds fun. I love a good mask.

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Speaker 4: Rook, here's the photo. Have you seen these maybe at

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Speaker 4: Walgreens or something.

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Speaker 2: No, it just looks like foaming masks that you put on.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not like bubbles from a bath that you

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Speaker 4: put onto your face. They're selling masks that froth and

526
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Speaker 4: bubble up once they come into contact with your skin,

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Speaker 4: and it creates a thick layer of foam, turning you

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Speaker 4: into a human sized cloud of moisturizing bubbles.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I like it.

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Speaker 4: And it's not just for the face, it's for the

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Speaker 4: whole body.

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Speaker 3: Sure, phoney.

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Speaker 2: I mean, once you have a mask on, you're not

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Speaker 2: moving from your couch anyway. Yeah, I love it.

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Speaker 4: You guys are on board with all of these. I'm

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Speaker 4: a little bit surprised.

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Speaker 3: That no, not the furry nails.

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Speaker 4: That's on the furry nails. But finally, one plastic surgeon

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Speaker 4: is trying to stand out above the rest by offering

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Speaker 4: led glowing bread implants.

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Speaker 2: Do you guys know the scene from Dumb and Dumber

543
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Speaker 2: where he thinks there's an oncoming truck? Yeah? Earth, would

544
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Speaker 2: you want your boobs to glow?

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Speaker 4: They call it the illuminate implant? Are waiting to have

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Speaker 4: This is gonna made up, but it's real. You can

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Speaker 4: use an app on your phone to change the colors

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Speaker 4: or the frequency of how fast you want them to blink.

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Speaker 6: They can't blink.

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Speaker 2: So why be a human when you could be a

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Speaker 2: human disco ball?

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Speaker 4: Exactly?

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Speaker 6: I can imagine having meetings here at work like Brooke,

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry, you're distracting us. Can you turn them off?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 2: I want to know if I can get the right

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Speaker 2: and left going at different times.

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Speaker 4: You care music that you can have alternating colors where

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Speaker 4: they go from being blue to pink blue to pink

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Speaker 4: and Brooke, you probably could have used this for your

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Speaker 4: ursula costume to give yourself a natural purple glow.

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Speaker 2: You're right, I mean.

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Speaker 3: So many good, useful things. It matches the eyelashes.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know you know what.

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Speaker 3: You're right, Jeff, This wouldn't be a surgery. Everyone would regret.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, America, we're finally getting beautiful again. Those

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Speaker 4: are the strangest beauty trends happening all around the world

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Speaker 4: right now text into seven eighty five nine two. Should

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Speaker 4: we give out a pair of glowing the dark boobies

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Speaker 4: for Christmas this year?

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Speaker 2: I don't know why they have to be just for women,

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Speaker 2: I mean men. You could easily put some LEDs up

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Speaker 2: in yours what.

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Speaker 4: Your grandpa won, okas PLoP them in phone taps coming

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Speaker 4: up right.

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Speaker 10: After this freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: For today's phone tapp, we're calling it two morons in

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Speaker 4: a library, the library. I'm there, no surprise. It stars

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Speaker 4: jose and me. The question is which one of us

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Speaker 4: is the moron? Oh wait, there's two. Yeah, it's two morons.

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Speaker 6: I just figured it out.

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Speaker 4: I wonder if the librarian is gonna clue in.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you couldn't even figure out your own. More on

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Speaker 3: that you're.

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Speaker 4: Gonna hear in your phone tap right now, another Mornings

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Speaker 4: on the twenty.

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Speaker 11: High Hill Public Library. Missus Sandra, Hi, this is the library. Yes,

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Speaker 11: this is the library. I did just say that.

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Speaker 12: Sorry, I wasn't listening.

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Speaker 10: Hi.

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Speaker 12: My name is Carl.

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Speaker 11: Hi Carl, why are you whispering?

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Speaker 12: I'm inside the library.

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Speaker 1: Right now you're here.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm inside. I'm with my buddy Gary. We're working

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Speaker 9: on a project for school.

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Speaker 11: You don't have to whisper, that's okay, yes, I do.

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Speaker 9: You know the signs are They say things like be

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Speaker 9: quiet and be respectful, and one of them just says.

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Speaker 13: Sh.

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Speaker 12: Seven ages.

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Speaker 14: Okay.

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Speaker 11: So so I.

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Speaker 9: Can't hear my buddy and he can't hear me, and

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Speaker 9: now we can't get any work done because we have

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Speaker 9: your your rules are really restricting us.

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Speaker 12: It's like a prison. It's like a very quiet prison.

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Speaker 11: Well, I don't want you guys to think of it

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Speaker 11: as a prison. Just you just have to be you know, quiet,

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Speaker 11: and yeah, that's the problem.

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Speaker 9: Is we were being quiet and respectful and then Gary

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Speaker 9: got super frustrated and then he just got up and

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Speaker 9: went across the bathroom and now you won't come out.

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Speaker 1: He's throwing.

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Speaker 8: Well, you can tell him.

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Speaker 11: Both of you can talk a little louder, you know,

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Speaker 11: you don't have to whisper.

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Speaker 12: Wait, we can't.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, you guys can talk a little louder, you know,

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Speaker 11: as long as you do it respectfully.

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Speaker 12: Oh my gosh, thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely gay, Right, get out of the john.

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Speaker 6: Where is that we can talk.

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Speaker 10: Wow.

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Speaker 11: No, no, not what?

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, get out of the bathroom. The librarians

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Speaker 6: that we can talk out loud. I just called her.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she said, as long as.

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Speaker 6: We're working, we can yell.

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Speaker 2: Hello.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Gary's on board. Thank you so much.

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Speaker 11: You cannot be yelling in the library.

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Speaker 6: Gary, she said, you can't yell like the way you

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Speaker 6: were yelling. You just said I could yell.

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Speaker 10: Do you talk to her? I can?

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Speaker 6: Maybe you understand her better?

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Speaker 4: Hello? Yes, Hi, I'm Gary.

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Speaker 11: You and your friend. You have to find a happy medium,

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Speaker 11: you know.

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Speaker 4: I am happy for what I'm Gary.

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Speaker 11: Oh my god, what is going on?

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Speaker 15: He?

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Speaker 6: Can you talk to her? I can't understand? Yeah, I

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Speaker 6: got it.

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Speaker 4: Hey, this is Carl.

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Speaker 6: Sorry.

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Speaker 4: I dared Gary to put his ear next to an

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Speaker 4: ambulance next to an ambulance siren for twenty minutes. He

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Speaker 4: may not hear you very well.

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Speaker 11: So maybe that's why you guys are having difficulty hearing

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Speaker 11: each other in the first place.

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Speaker 6: That's probably it. Gary. What it's about the prank phone call?

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Speaker 6: It's the ambulance thing with your.

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Speaker 10: Ears, guys.

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Speaker 7: It's not a pride.

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry I said that wrong. It is a prank

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Speaker 6: phone call.

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Speaker 4: Hello, it's a prank phone call. Yeah, oh I get

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Speaker 4: it now, she doesn't know yet. I'm Gary, what is happening?

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Speaker 4: This is actually jose and jeff from Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 4: in the morning.

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Speaker 6: Your boyfriend Jonah set you up. This was a phone tap.

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Speaker 11: Oh my god, thank god, I was. I was getting

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Speaker 11: very very angry.

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Speaker 12: Whoa whoa, whoa way, Please stop yelling at us.

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Speaker 11: Please never go to a library.

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Speaker 1: You guys are the word.

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Speaker 6: Joke's on you. I can't read. You must feel so

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Speaker 6: dumb right now trying to ban me from a library.

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Speaker 14: We've got a lot of audio books.

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Speaker 11: A lot of audio books.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I can read again.

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Speaker 1: There you go, wake.

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Speaker 10: Up every morning with phone taps, weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 10: breaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: You ever gone out on a date and afterwards been like, God,

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Speaker 4: I really wish I hadn't said that stupid.

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Speaker 7: Thing you every date.

679
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, I tried to pull off that dumb move. But

680
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 4: normally you could just blame it on alcohol or nerves.

681
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 4: But not our listener today. He blames his bad behavior

682
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:27,520
Speaker 4: on a breakup and not even his own Oh no, yes,

683
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:30,239
Speaker 4: it's a weird story. You're about to hear it and

684
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 4: maybe understand why it made him act so strange. In

685
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 4: a brand new Second Date Update, Next Second Date Updated,

686
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 4: a lot of people say, if you want to date successfully, yeah,

687
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 4: you gotta be willing to play the game. But others

688
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:51,960
Speaker 4: will say, I'm not here to play games, but anyway,

689
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 4: and those people are single and okay, But our listener,

690
00:31:57,120 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 4: David thinks that he's been playing the game too much,

691
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:01,840
Speaker 4: too hard for.

692
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 2: Too long, a longtime player.

693
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 4: Especially with one lady in particular, and now he fears

694
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 4: he might be at the back of the line because

695
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:13,800
Speaker 4: this girl is good looking, that's according to his email,

696
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:17,400
Speaker 4: has many other suitors, so he's worried he may have

697
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 4: screwed it up for himself. David, buddy, welcome to the show.

698
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 4: What's going on?

699
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 15: Man?

700
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 1: It's not good, guys, we know that.

701
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 4: Yet, David.

702
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 2: Usually Jeffrey sets you up and things sound way more

703
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 2: dire than they actually are.

704
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:38,080
Speaker 4: But today, no, you're well, Let's get the story. Tell

705
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:40,560
Speaker 4: us this girl's name and why you feel like maybe

706
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 4: you mess things up.

707
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, her name is Ava and we met on an app. Okay, okay,

708
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,120
Speaker 1: I took her to like this outdoor mall place like

709
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 1: a tropical drink kind of spot and Polynesian team.

710
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,840
Speaker 4: I think cool it was a rainforest cafe because that's

711
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 4: not really Polynesian. Thing's more Brazilian better than that.

712
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:03,520
Speaker 3: But yeah, okay, tropical cocktails. It a fun, fun vibe.

713
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. She actually really liked it. That's the thing

714
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:10,280
Speaker 1: that she really appreciated that I planned this and I

715
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 1: looked into it beforehand, because apparently her ex never did that.

716
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:15,560
Speaker 3: Oh is that what she said?

717
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, so I said, since you brought it up,

718
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:20,920
Speaker 1: is that why you left him? Because he wasn't really

719
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 1: a planner?

720
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 4: Oh okay, we're just going to dive into the conversation

721
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:24,760
Speaker 4: about the exit.

722
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 2: I mean, are you okay with talking about this at

723
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,360
Speaker 2: this point or like, how are you feeling about where

724
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:31,520
Speaker 2: the conversation is going.

725
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, Like, looking back at it, I

726
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 1: probably shouldn't have brought it up, but it was just

727
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:38,720
Speaker 1: kind of flowing in the conversation with a natural conversation,

728
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 1: So I just kind of went with it, you know.

729
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:42,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, just working with what she's given you. I guess

730
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:45,320
Speaker 4: that's a real question, all right. Yeah, so you asked,

731
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:47,000
Speaker 4: is that why you left him? Because he didn't plan.

732
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 4: What'd she say?

733
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean she's like, no, no, that's not it.

734
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 1: But I'll tell you the story. And it turns out

735
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 1: she discovered he was cheating on her.

736
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, it does do a good story. I was gonna say, yeah,

737
00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:58,600
Speaker 6: you want to hear about.

738
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 2: That, And cheating does take a lot of plan so

739
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:02,080
Speaker 2: maybe it wasn't that bad.

740
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 3: Planning energy was going.

741
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 4: Okay.

742
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 1: It's kind of weird because when she discovered that he

743
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,719
Speaker 1: was cheating on her, he came home that night. She

744
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,840
Speaker 1: actually made him his favorite meal, had a whole candlelight

745
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:15,840
Speaker 1: dinner form, and then gave him the quote unquote best

746
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:16,799
Speaker 1: sex this is life.

747
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:18,520
Speaker 3: Whoa, that's what she told me.

748
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:22,759
Speaker 4: Wow, this came up during your conversation punishment for I've

749
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:23,320
Speaker 4: never cheated.

750
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 6: I kind of watched, what.

751
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 3: The why is telling you? And why does she do that?

752
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:32,320
Speaker 2: I know I have had this happen to a friend too.

753
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:35,840
Speaker 3: I reacted that way. Oh my god, I need.

754
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 4: To using code because she did friends.

755
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:47,000
Speaker 3: This is some weird revenge.

756
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, I mean there's more to it. I mean

757
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 1: apparently after it was over, she asked him, so, how

758
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:54,480
Speaker 1: was that, and he said that was the best I've

759
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:57,759
Speaker 1: ever had, and she responds, good, because it's the last

760
00:34:57,760 --> 00:34:59,840
Speaker 1: time you'll ever get it. I know you've been cheating

761
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:00,839
Speaker 1: on I mean I'm leaving you.

762
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:04,360
Speaker 4: Oh okay, that's the revenge.

763
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:06,799
Speaker 6: But still it feels such a good way to get

764
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:07,440
Speaker 6: broken up with.

765
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:10,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is not hitting the way you want it to.

766
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:13,759
Speaker 4: Yehs, did your quote unquote friend do that too?

767
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 3: No, it didn't quite in that way for them.

768
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:18,799
Speaker 2: I'm guessing they stayed together on and off for the

769
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:19,840
Speaker 2: next four or five months.

770
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 6: They might be married.

771
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 4: I mean it's like, where do you go in the

772
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:27,239
Speaker 4: date from that point?

773
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:29,480
Speaker 3: Do you like the appetizers?

774
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,280
Speaker 4: So what happened next? David?

775
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 1: Well, I mean that was kind of the end of

776
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 1: the date. I mean, well, we did kiss at the end, but.

777
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:37,440
Speaker 15: Kiss after that.

778
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 6: Yes, this is the best kiss of your life. Because

779
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:40,200
Speaker 6: it's a bad thing.

780
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 1: That story has been kind of stuck in my head

781
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:47,440
Speaker 1: because now I'm purposely trying to make her mad at me,

782
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:49,360
Speaker 1: so I want to get back at me.

783
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:53,120
Speaker 2: Wait, wait, what are you doing to make her mad

784
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 2: at you?

785
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 1: Like we'll go to dinner and I'll the old prize

786
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:58,000
Speaker 1: off her plates.

787
00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 2: Is kind of annoyingly Oh see, you guys, You guys

788
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 2: are kind of dating right now, Is that what you're saying.

789
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 1: We've had two dates. We've had two dates two Okay.

790
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 1: On the second date, I kind of just started to

791
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:11,200
Speaker 1: be kind of a jerk to her. They kind of

792
00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:14,840
Speaker 1: see what I can get for being misbehaving.

793
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:16,839
Speaker 4: Right because you want her to be upset with you

794
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,799
Speaker 4: so that she'll cook you a nice meal and give

795
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:20,719
Speaker 4: you the best night.

796
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,040
Speaker 2: I forget the very end where she leaves them and

797
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 2: you're holding on to the wrong part of the story

798
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 2: for her.

799
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 6: Yeah.

800
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I'm just doing the little barre minimum

801
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,400
Speaker 1: things to annoy her. I'm not cheating on her or anything,

802
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:33,799
Speaker 1: you know. I just I just want to get to

803
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:35,759
Speaker 1: the point where she'll want to do those things for me,

804
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:36,719
Speaker 1: but she won't dump me.

805
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,800
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, can give you a lesser.

806
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:43,760
Speaker 6: And you're like the first date and then completely different

807
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,680
Speaker 6: the next day. Maybe she's like, I don't know who

808
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:46,279
Speaker 6: he really is?

809
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:47,560
Speaker 10: You?

810
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:51,359
Speaker 4: Yes, you yet? Well you must be coming to us

811
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:56,280
Speaker 4: now because clearly communication is broken down or something like that. Yeah,

812
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 4: what's what's going on?

813
00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I'm definitely in my head about it

814
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 1: because she hasn't spoken to me in a bit.

815
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 3: I was a jerk to her, and now she's not

816
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:07,799
Speaker 3: talking to me.

817
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:09,480
Speaker 4: Weird how it plays out.

818
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 3: He did say it was bad at the beginning of this. Yeah,

819
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:13,120
Speaker 3: it is that.

820
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, So now I understand why you're probably feeling a

821
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 4: little bit remorseful.

822
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 1: I mean, it just sucks, guys, because, like you mentioned before,

823
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:21,360
Speaker 1: she's been a very attractive woman and you know, a

824
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 1: lot of guys have been asking her out. But she

825
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:25,120
Speaker 1: told me I was, you know, the first guy she's

826
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:26,760
Speaker 1: gone out with since the Great Cup happened.

827
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 6: Oh, she could have been rebound.

828
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:33,200
Speaker 2: Why would you not add that detail that is so important?

829
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 4: You just said it. He just gave us the details.

830
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:37,440
Speaker 3: Nobody at the beginning day.

831
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 4: You told your story poorly. So we're holding again. Yeah,

832
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 4: there's so many more things wrong now. Yeah, clearly you

833
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:48,319
Speaker 4: may have dug your own grave here, but we're going

834
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 4: to try and turn this around for you, get you

835
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 4: the revenge that you've been seeking.

836
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:52,720
Speaker 3: Wait, is that way you're.

837
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 2: Looking for or do you think that you actually want

838
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:55,360
Speaker 2: to date this girl?

839
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 1: I mean, can I ask for both? I kind of

840
00:37:58,040 --> 00:37:59,839
Speaker 1: want to be in a relationship and hook up with her.

841
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:03,040
Speaker 4: That not a lot of relationships go that way, But

842
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:04,400
Speaker 4: we'll try to work our magic.

843
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:07,040
Speaker 6: Jeff, don't be too rude to her. Take a liking

844
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 6: to you.

845
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:12,160
Speaker 4: There's gonna be a really weird ending when we come back,

846
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:14,319
Speaker 4: and we're gonna call Ava before you try to get

847
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:19,400
Speaker 4: you your second date update revenge style hold on second

848
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 4: date update. Never in the history of this show have

849
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:28,319
Speaker 4: I heard a tragic breakup story and said, gosh, I

850
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:29,279
Speaker 4: wish that would have been me.

851
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:31,280
Speaker 6: My god, so true.

852
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 4: But it happened today because our listener David was on

853
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:37,280
Speaker 4: a date with a woman named Ava. They were talking

854
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:41,399
Speaker 4: about x's and she said, quote, once I found out

855
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:44,040
Speaker 4: he was cheating on me, I made him his favorite

856
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:46,520
Speaker 4: dinner and gave him the best say you'll ever have

857
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:51,359
Speaker 4: in his life, and then she left him.

858
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah, obviously the men from the in the room

859
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 2: learn their lesson too.

860
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:59,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're begging to cheat For.

861
00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:03,000
Speaker 4: Some reason, that got into David's head, so he's been

862
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 4: purposely trying to annoy Ava so that he can be

863
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:09,680
Speaker 4: the beneficiary of her revenge tactics.

864
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:10,799
Speaker 3: That didn't really work though.

865
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 4: No, it's been kind of backfiring.

866
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 6: And that remember the X was an X. Yeah a while, it.

867
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:20,880
Speaker 4: Wasn't just totally different situation. That's what's brought him here. Oh, David,

868
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 4: is your head at a lot of people texting?

869
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 1: And Oh David, yeah, I told you guys, I screwed up.

870
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 2: I have a question though, like, are you wanting to

871
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 2: own up to your behavior of being a jerk on

872
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:38,719
Speaker 2: the dates or or are you wanting her not to

873
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:39,920
Speaker 2: know that was on purpose?

874
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,399
Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean, I'm willing to if it just kind

875
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 1: of comes up organically, but I don't want to kind

876
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:46,440
Speaker 1: of put my business out there right away.

877
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 2: That makes sense, Like if she says, well, I'm not

878
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 2: calling him back because he's a jerk, then we can say, well, yeah, yeah,

879
00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:54,480
Speaker 2: he had the wrong idea of what you liked.

880
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:57,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're about to call her here. But my advice

881
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:00,040
Speaker 4: for you, David is if we do get her on

882
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 4: on the phone and you do get a chance to

883
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:04,160
Speaker 4: talk to her, try and be playful with her because

884
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 4: it's kind of a funny thing that's happened this whole

885
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:08,000
Speaker 4: way that this was played out.

886
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:10,160
Speaker 3: Oh, just Jeffrey advice all of a sudden a way.

887
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, Rare, I don't usually give advice to our listeners here,

888
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 4: but you know, it's kind of a typical guy thing

889
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:19,920
Speaker 4: to think the way that you thought. So hopefully if

890
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:22,399
Speaker 4: you lay it out playfully, she'll see the humor in it.

891
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:23,560
Speaker 1: I can be playful.

892
00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 4: Okay, Thank goodness for chat GPT because that was not

893
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:31,160
Speaker 4: my wondering, all right, but I felt like you needed it. Anyway,

894
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,719
Speaker 4: I'm going to dial her number and let's see if

895
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:34,279
Speaker 4: she picks up.

896
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 1: Hello.

897
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 4: Hi, is this Eva?

898
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 1: Yes?

899
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 10: This is who?

900
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:49,719
Speaker 4: Hey, this is jeff I'm on a radio show called

901
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:50,960
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

902
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, the whole shows here ab the morning. A.

903
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:57,800
Speaker 11: Hi, guys, get.

904
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:02,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, we got it from a guy who listens to

905
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:02,560
Speaker 4: our show.

906
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:03,919
Speaker 7: Huh.

907
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:06,520
Speaker 4: We've been very eager to talk to you about this

908
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:09,040
Speaker 4: guy because we know you two went out on a

909
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:10,400
Speaker 4: date recently.

910
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:10,919
Speaker 3: Two dates in fact.

911
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:15,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, double yeah, who is it? It's a guy named

912
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:16,879
Speaker 4: David and so.

913
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:20,520
Speaker 2: God, oh what do you mean God?

914
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,400
Speaker 3: So you're not calling him back on purpose?

915
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:23,879
Speaker 1: Obviously?

916
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 14: No response is a response? Guy?

917
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:31,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely, that's interesting. Why why would you have such

918
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:33,440
Speaker 4: hesitation to see him again?

919
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:36,080
Speaker 14: I can't believe you guys are calling me about this.

920
00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 4: Well, he asked us to call you because he's a

921
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:43,759
Speaker 4: little bit uncertain about what's happening. Between you two right now.

922
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:47,680
Speaker 14: Well, I'm new to the dating scene and I'm like

923
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:50,000
Speaker 14: dating around and I want to keep my options open.

924
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 14: So why do I have to be locked in on

925
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:55,000
Speaker 14: one person that I wasn't that big of a fan.

926
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:57,439
Speaker 10: Of him a lot?

927
00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 6: So you were scared you were going to like him

928
00:41:59,200 --> 00:41:59,640
Speaker 6: too much?

929
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 4: You don't want to date anyone.

930
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 3: She just said that she's not a big fan of.

931
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 4: And it's totally fair for you to feel that way. Ava.

932
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:08,799
Speaker 4: We don't judge you on that at all. But if

933
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:11,880
Speaker 4: I told you that David has been dating for a

934
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:14,799
Speaker 4: little bit longer than you and he feels like.

935
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 3: He messed up, oh you're just gonna okay, you.

936
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:21,320
Speaker 4: Could probably agree with me that everybody deserves a second chance.

937
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 2: What she says everybody at Bold State Advice kick today.

938
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 3: I don't know what's exactly going on.

939
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:32,160
Speaker 2: We don't even know why she's not a fan of him.

940
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:33,399
Speaker 3: Aren't you curious about that?

941
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:35,680
Speaker 4: I one hundred percent agree with you, Brooke, And the

942
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 4: perfect person to tell you that is actually David himself.

943
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:43,280
Speaker 2: The perfect person to tell me how she feels.

944
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:48,399
Speaker 4: Brook, You don't understand how you've been married for too long? Yeah,

945
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 4: you're listening No, it's not about healthy communication. It's about

946
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:56,839
Speaker 4: David explaining what's going on because he had But he's

947
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 4: on the other line right now listening to this.

948
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 10: What.

949
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 2: I'm not sure because she hasn't said anything.

950
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:05,560
Speaker 4: I don't know if we want her to share anymore.

951
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:07,480
Speaker 4: But David, David, are you there?

952
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 1: Hey? You?

953
00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 14: What is happening right now?

954
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 9: Like?

955
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:16,759
Speaker 11: Why are you doing this?

956
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:19,479
Speaker 1: Well? I'm doing it to get under your skin? Aren't

957
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 1: you mad at me?

958
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:20,719
Speaker 10: What?

959
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:22,479
Speaker 9: Yeah?

960
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 1: I am?

961
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 14: But also like why.

962
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:28,279
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, I bet you want to get back at me.

963
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:31,960
Speaker 2: Huh.

964
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,200
Speaker 1: You should probably have me over for dinner tonight.

965
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:36,480
Speaker 7: I know, because I.

966
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:38,400
Speaker 11: Don't want to have anything to do with you.

967
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 14: I didn't even like hanging out with you. You were

968
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 14: really disrespectful.

969
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 1: Well, you're right, I am that guy, and you need

970
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 1: to teach me a lesson.

971
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,400
Speaker 6: Now.

972
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:51,399
Speaker 4: It's funny?

973
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:53,920
Speaker 2: What are you?

974
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 6: Doesn't pick up any signs?

975
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:57,480
Speaker 2: I mean, David, are you trying to be funny right now?

976
00:43:57,560 --> 00:43:57,759
Speaker 10: Yeah?

977
00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:59,520
Speaker 4: That could be he's just being playful.

978
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:06,280
Speaker 10: Gpt said to do it's icky Wept.

979
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:08,239
Speaker 4: David. You're doing great.

980
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 3: Keep going, David, be yourself.

981
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, I fear this is him.

982
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:20,440
Speaker 4: The first day, Okay, David, clearly she feels like something

983
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:21,399
Speaker 4: weird is going on.

984
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 1: Okay, you know that story told me about your ex

985
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:29,800
Speaker 1: chet story. You know, when you're on our first hangout,

986
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:32,040
Speaker 1: you said you caught your ex cheating, so, you know,

987
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 1: to get back at him, you made him the best

988
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:35,799
Speaker 1: sinner ever. And then you you know, you hooked up

989
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 1: with and it was the greatest ever.

990
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:41,480
Speaker 14: Oh my god, oh my god, are you serious right now?

991
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:47,040
Speaker 14: Because wait, you thought that was gonna happen to you?

992
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:49,560
Speaker 1: I mean, let it make you mad if I said yes.

993
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:55,440
Speaker 2: Again, off, I dated that guy for a year and

994
00:44:55,440 --> 00:45:00,800
Speaker 2: I would never do that again. Say that you regret

995
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:04,719
Speaker 2: that revenge move that wasn't really of course, I.

996
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:11,239
Speaker 6: Help the guys out there probably the meaning.

997
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 4: You know, it's like you didn't deserve that.

998
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, we were all like, dude, you gave him a tree.

999
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:17,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, the guy in the room definitely.

1000
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:18,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, the texports.

1001
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 4: Are you hearing her?

1002
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 1: Yeah? And I didn't know that.

1003
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:29,479
Speaker 2: Well now you do, ok, all right and show Yeah, David,

1004
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 2: you need to follow that up with something like an

1005
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:35,200
Speaker 2: apology or I'm not really that person.

1006
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 1: Okay, then I probably should tell you, like if you

1007
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:40,680
Speaker 1: told me that story, I was doing things to bug

1008
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:42,759
Speaker 1: you on purpose, because you know, I thought it would work.

1009
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:48,759
Speaker 1: Are you like the biggest idiot ever? I kind of

1010
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:49,719
Speaker 1: feel like an idiot now?

1011
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:51,759
Speaker 2: Oh my god?

1012
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:55,120
Speaker 14: So hold on, Is that why you kept stealing my

1013
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:56,839
Speaker 14: fries even though you had a plate of your own?

1014
00:45:56,920 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 2: What you had your own, I can take a big

1015
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:02,319
Speaker 2: handful of his and put him back on my plate.

1016
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 4: David, is there anything that you want to say to Ava?

1017
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:07,399
Speaker 10: Here?

1018
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 1: Listen, I'm just telling you I am a nice guy.

1019
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:12,040
Speaker 5: No you're not.

1020
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 14: You stole my fries and then you were just rude

1021
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:14,719
Speaker 14: to me all night.

1022
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 2: I mean, actions kind of speak louder than words.

1023
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 3: Right now, you'd have to.

1024
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:21,560
Speaker 6: Like, but that wasn't a real hymn though.

1025
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:23,200
Speaker 2: I mean, you'd have to have Ava give you another

1026
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 2: chance to prove who you really are.

1027
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:27,480
Speaker 1: Oh you mean, like if she wanted to, you know,

1028
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 1: make me dinner one night.

1029
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:30,960
Speaker 14: Yeah, that's not happening.

1030
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:33,160
Speaker 3: Do you learn nothing.

1031
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:35,480
Speaker 1: It's just when you told me that story, it kind

1032
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 1: of got in my head and it screwed me up.

1033
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 1: Like it's kind of your fault for describing it the

1034
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:39,560
Speaker 1: way you did.

1035
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:43,719
Speaker 14: Oh wow, it's my fault that I was telling you

1036
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:45,839
Speaker 14: a mistake that I made before and then you were

1037
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:49,320
Speaker 14: just trying to make me make the same mistake not happening.

1038
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:51,719
Speaker 4: It was just a story. And I will be honest

1039
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:55,239
Speaker 4: with you Ava. Before we had you two together, he

1040
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:56,879
Speaker 4: sounded very regretful.

1041
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:59,120
Speaker 2: So why isn't he sounding regretful right now?

1042
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:01,880
Speaker 3: Do you have the chance right now? David?

1043
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 14: No, he's an idiot.

1044
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I'm saying it. He admits that, he admits

1045
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:08,920
Speaker 4: that he's an idiot, and he feels that way. And

1046
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:10,960
Speaker 4: that's why I think that you should be willing to

1047
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:14,320
Speaker 4: give him maybe one more chance, and will even offer

1048
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:16,399
Speaker 4: to pay for the next day. It'll be on us

1049
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:17,279
Speaker 4: if you say yes.

1050
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 14: Oh nah, I'll pass.

1051
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1052
00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:23,319
Speaker 14: Did you just hear this entire conversation? It's like I

1053
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:24,480
Speaker 14: lost brain cells?

1054
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:28,399
Speaker 2: You know how many people say that after coming on

1055
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:28,759
Speaker 2: our show.

1056
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:29,759
Speaker 3: Good point, but.

1057
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:31,719
Speaker 4: She didn't lose enough brain cells to say yes to

1058
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 4: another date. So I'm sorry, David. All right, your strategy

1059
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:35,479
Speaker 4: didn't work.

1060
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:37,319
Speaker 1: All right, guys, I appreciate it.

1061
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:39,319
Speaker 2: All right, David, just be yourself next time.

1062
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:42,440
Speaker 1: I will and in Aba, if you're thinking about this

1063
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:45,960
Speaker 1: tonight or tomorrow and it gets you really mad, give

1064
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:47,439
Speaker 1: me a call.

1065
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:48,279
Speaker 11: Oh trust me.

1066
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:49,799
Speaker 14: I won't be thinking about it.

1067
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 10: Yeah, wee Jeffrey in the morning.

1068
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:56,279
Speaker 4: Is it just a blanket statement that people should never

1069
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:58,879
Speaker 4: talk about their exes on a first date? Ever?

1070
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:02,880
Speaker 6: Ever, sometimes people are like, yeah, my X suck, my

1071
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:03,440
Speaker 6: X suck.

1072
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:04,080
Speaker 4: And you bought No.

1073
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:06,600
Speaker 2: I feel like this gives another reason as to why

1074
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:07,439
Speaker 2: that's not a good idea.

1075
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:07,759
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1076
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:10,440
Speaker 4: Usually nothing good will come out of it, even if

1077
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:12,320
Speaker 4: the backstory is super juicy.

1078
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:12,800
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1079
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:15,440
Speaker 4: I mean, yes, it's good for us, but not great

1080
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:16,440
Speaker 4: for the daters. O.

1081
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:19,600
Speaker 3: This guy, he couldn't let it go.

1082
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1083
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:23,480
Speaker 9: No, man, like he invented this whole scene in his head,

1084
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:24,520
Speaker 9: and it's like it's gonna happen.

1085
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:26,320
Speaker 6: It's like you're inventing this imagining.

1086
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 3: It's not you.

1087
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:30,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's all started with x'es. What's a good

1088
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:32,759
Speaker 4: subject to talk about on a first date, Brooke?

1089
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:36,279
Speaker 3: All of the second date podcasts that you totally binge.

1090
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:39,319
Speaker 2: Wow look at Ready Spotify.

1091
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:41,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, more horror dating.

1092
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:44,840
Speaker 2: Story or the YouTube videos you watched at Brooke and Jeffrey.

1093
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:47,719
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they're up on Apple, Spotify, wherever you get

1094
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 4: your podcast, you're gonna get in here. You can get

1095
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:55,360
Speaker 4: revenge bang so hard. After that, while a second you

1096
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:57,800
Speaker 4: need to do to find them online at Broken.

1097
00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:59,879
Speaker 10: Jeffery Brooke and Jeffrey in the.

1098
00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:04,239
Speaker 4: I gotta admit I was trying to write my song

1099
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:07,800
Speaker 4: of the week last night. Yeah, but my brain was

1100
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:12,040
Speaker 4: running on like twelve percent battery. There was no charger

1101
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:15,480
Speaker 4: in sight. Yeah, so I thought, maybe I just need

1102
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:18,960
Speaker 4: to pause and stop and get some inspiration from somebody

1103
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 4: who truly understands me.

1104
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:21,879
Speaker 3: That's good.

1105
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:27,040
Speaker 4: I turned to my one wise dependable source who just

1106
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 4: gets me.

1107
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:36,520
Speaker 13: The outside, the Rican leather Penlefario himself, Ricky Martin.

1108
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:40,240
Speaker 3: Wow, Ricky has some wisdom.

1109
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:44,040
Speaker 4: Oh he is my mister Miagi for sure. He just

1110
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:46,520
Speaker 4: knows exactly what to whisper to me through.

1111
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:48,879
Speaker 2: Those speakers inside out.

1112
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:52,279
Speaker 4: I sure was. He charged my battery right up to

1113
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:56,400
Speaker 4: sixty nine percent. So thanks so old Sticky Ricky, I

1114
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:58,840
Speaker 4: was able to knock out a brand new song of

1115
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:01,839
Speaker 4: the week. You're gonna hear it. Leather pants on coming

1116
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:05,880
Speaker 4: up right after this. It's brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1117
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:08,240
Speaker 4: And it is the holidays.

1118
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:14,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, yourttle festive Santa hat Jeffrey, Okay, Christmas sweater.

1119
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:17,959
Speaker 4: It's company mandated. Oh, it's that special time of year

1120
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 4: where you get to sip hot cocoa and watch classic

1121
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 4: movies and look out the window just in time to

1122
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:28,680
Speaker 4: see that first snowflake fall. That is, if you paid

1123
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:30,759
Speaker 4: the seventy nine to ninety nine for the Christmas drone

1124
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:32,040
Speaker 4: that creates artificial snow.

1125
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:37,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how we're gonna get snow during gold like it.

1126
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 4: That's wonderful. Christmas used to be about family togetherness, peace

1127
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:50,600
Speaker 4: on earth, and goodwill towards strange men. But wait, over

1128
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:53,000
Speaker 4: the last decade or so, though, I feel like it's

1129
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:58,520
Speaker 4: really changed where now it's all about maximum cash flow

1130
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:03,400
Speaker 4: and presence. What gifts did you buy for your parents?

1131
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:06,759
Speaker 4: What smart devices did you bring for your nieces and

1132
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:09,600
Speaker 4: your nephews? And since we're all into self care, now,

1133
00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 4: what presence did you purchase for yourself? Oh that's a

1134
00:51:12,719 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 4: good one.

1135
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:14,080
Speaker 6: I haven't thought about that one.

1136
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:16,400
Speaker 4: Oh wait, let me check my Amazon history from two

1137
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 4: minutes ago. Oh surprise, it's an R two D two

1138
00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:23,400
Speaker 4: toothbrush that sings jingle bells in binary.

1139
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 3: That seems like just something you need.

1140
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:29,239
Speaker 4: Yes, worth the forty eight dollars for sure.

1141
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 10: Wow.

1142
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:32,480
Speaker 4: And if you don't believe me that the holidays have

1143
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:36,920
Speaker 4: turned into a month long, never ending financial leech pit.

1144
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:40,839
Speaker 4: Just look at our own Alexis Fuller, who on Thanksgiving

1145
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:44,719
Speaker 4: drove her family across state lines to gamble on her

1146
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:46,640
Speaker 4: phone outside of an illegal casino.

1147
00:51:46,719 --> 00:51:48,680
Speaker 6: Actually, my grandma drive from any Man.

1148
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:52,839
Speaker 4: Oh that's true. Alexis had too many drinks. So I'm

1149
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:56,200
Speaker 4: just curious. When did the holidays stop being all about

1150
00:51:56,320 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 4: simple yuletie joys and all about flashy corporate greed. Somebody

1151
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:05,799
Speaker 4: needs to do something to point out how out of

1152
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:08,040
Speaker 4: control the holidays have gotten lately.

1153
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 2: You're gonna be the guy no boycott the corporate greed.

1154
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:16,839
Speaker 4: Didn't say I'm boycotting, And I'm just pointing out how weird.

1155
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,360
Speaker 4: My holiday toothbrush will sing to you after this is

1156
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:22,240
Speaker 4: over the first time I'm gonna sing instead of Mariah

1157
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:26,359
Speaker 4: Carey's holiday hit. All I want for Christmas is you God,

1158
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:30,719
Speaker 4: it's young Jefferies. What the heck has Christmas come to? Oh?

1159
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:33,040
Speaker 6: This is gonna be wild.

1160
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:34,879
Speaker 4: I'm going to point. When I'm ready, Here we go

1161
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:51,880
Speaker 4: points the good old days of Christmas. Gathered around a

1162
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:57,200
Speaker 4: half dead tree, hugging my dad for.

1163
00:52:56,800 --> 00:53:04,440
Speaker 13: His presence of Radio Jack batteries. Santa Brock toys to

1164
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:12,160
Speaker 13: our homes, not some clown named Jeff Bzo never heard

1165
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:18,480
Speaker 13: of teams? What honor? Earth?

1166
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:23,200
Speaker 4: Has Christmas come?

1167
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:29,720
Speaker 12: Two small.

1168
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:31,960
Speaker 6: Santa's coming?

1169
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:34,720
Speaker 12: Oh my god.

1170
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:37,680
Speaker 7: I used to enjoy each Christmas.

1171
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:41,719
Speaker 4: A couple of weeks was all we need, And now

1172
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 4: we all have Santa Fever two weeks before.

1173
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:51,920
Speaker 5: Hallo, we be forced to hear Mariah Carries ninety freaking

1174
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 5: times a day.

1175
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:56,880
Speaker 6: And all I want for Christmas.

1176
00:53:56,120 --> 00:54:01,440
Speaker 15: Sas meeks for that tune to go Away, pop stars.

1177
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:06,120
Speaker 13: Covering Charismas songs Silent Night by post Malone.

1178
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:09,040
Speaker 4: It might sound like us screwed.

1179
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:13,440
Speaker 13: But Walmart's been all Christmas shoes.

1180
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 4: It's crazy.

1181
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:22,399
Speaker 13: Oh, there ain't no escaping Christmas.

1182
00:54:22,719 --> 00:54:27,200
Speaker 4: It's on every street and star the Starbucks.

1183
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:31,640
Speaker 15: Puts it in your Lotte only cost ten dollars. More

1184
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:36,080
Speaker 15: brands try to get in and thus vieing with their

1185
00:54:36,239 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 15: season or games.

1186
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:40,600
Speaker 7: But we don't need your head.

1187
00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:46,280
Speaker 4: Not life or Gorton's pepper minfish steak Pum decked out

1188
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:47,759
Speaker 4: in shiny.

1189
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:50,799
Speaker 13: Lights more than the Vegas Strip fad Night.

1190
00:54:51,600 --> 00:55:01,319
Speaker 15: My neighbor just bought you inflatable reindeer talking crew. Ooh,

1191
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:07,640
Speaker 15: it's two stories. I think I'm getting dizzy from all

1192
00:55:07,719 --> 00:55:13,800
Speaker 15: this Christmas cheese. Tell me when this Holla Day became

1193
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:20,440
Speaker 15: hollow half a year. Take photos with Mo Santa A,

1194
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:22,920
Speaker 15: Jeffrey Raddy, with your visa.

1195
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:26,879
Speaker 4: It's your credit card, Matt sampled, Apple Pot, Santa.

1196
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:29,080
Speaker 10: Claudy, will sack ap Pa.

1197
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:35,600
Speaker 4: Children used to be so happy with the simple wooden train.

1198
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:41,120
Speaker 4: Now if it's not the new with typhone, Nephila, cps

1199
00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:46,320
Speaker 4: co plane brand new cars with big red bows. Elson

1200
00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:48,960
Speaker 4: Shall stealing Barbies clothes.

1201
00:55:49,239 --> 00:55:50,960
Speaker 6: In the living rooms.

1202
00:55:51,719 --> 00:55:59,160
Speaker 4: Our Christmas tree is made some poly europane too.

1203
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,200
Speaker 6: What the heck has Christmas?

1204
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:08,399
Speaker 10: It's cold, too.

1205
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:10,040
Speaker 1: Late?

1206
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:14,799
Speaker 15: Last fifty Hallmark Movies brand news.

1207
00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, they are all the same.

1208
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:22,800
Speaker 4: Smell my fruitcake scented shampoo. Stay.

1209
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 6: It kind of makes me glad.

1210
00:56:26,239 --> 00:56:32,520
Speaker 4: I'm a juice not really ugly Christmas.

1211
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:36,280
Speaker 1: Sweaters like it so uglad.

1212
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:39,440
Speaker 4: Merry Christmas.

1213
00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:42,440
Speaker 3: Is incredible.

1214
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:42,719
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1215
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:45,200
Speaker 2: I mean when you said you were tackling MARAA Carrie,

1216
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:47,239
Speaker 2: I don't know you were kind of taking her down,

1217
00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:47,920
Speaker 2: I will.

1218
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:49,160
Speaker 4: Say, though a message is lost on me.

1219
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:50,399
Speaker 6: I love that It's Happy Year.

1220
00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:51,560
Speaker 7: I want you.

1221
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:55,160
Speaker 3: This made me more exciting. Yeah, okay, the irony is

1222
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:56,960
Speaker 3: he may be the new Queen of Christmas.

1223
00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:59,960
Speaker 4: Oh that's there, we go. Yeah, so venmo me You're

1224
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:03,319
Speaker 4: money and gratitude for the Christmas song of the week.

1225
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:04,920
Speaker 4: If you don't want to do that, you can at

1226
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:06,880
Speaker 4: least go and check out the song online. We're going

1227
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:09,200
Speaker 4: to post the videos on all of our socials at

1228
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:11,600
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey with all of the lyrics. Go share

1229
00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:14,200
Speaker 4: it with your fellow Christmas obsessed friends.

1230
00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:15,759
Speaker 6: Yes, just play it.

1231
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:17,480
Speaker 4: And not say it's this version.

1232
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:18,600
Speaker 6: See anyone notice?

1233
00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:20,080
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I bet they won't.

1234
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:23,400
Speaker 4: That's your song of the week.

1235
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:24,840
Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey.

1236
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:37,360
Speaker 5: In the morning, it is time for Christmas and trivia

1237
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:38,520
Speaker 5: versus Brook.

1238
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:41,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, crimea, that's right, Yeah, that's all.

1239
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:45,960
Speaker 4: She's go together and today Samantha, who goes by Sam

1240
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:49,560
Speaker 4: is zero and three against you all time? What happened

1241
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:53,000
Speaker 4: in those three losses? The first time, she says, she froze.

1242
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:56,880
Speaker 4: Second time, she was preoccupied.

1243
00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:58,200
Speaker 6: Busy, we'll too busy for the radio.

1244
00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:01,920
Speaker 4: The third time, the question just got harder and harder.

1245
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:05,200
Speaker 4: Oh no, but you know how the saying goes. Fourth

1246
00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:09,800
Speaker 4: time's a charm, right, Sam? You're hoping that's the case.

1247
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:10,760
Speaker 14: That's right?

1248
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:15,000
Speaker 2: Like you Number four Okay, Sam, are you preoccupied this time?

1249
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:16,320
Speaker 3: Are you focused on this?

1250
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:20,360
Speaker 14: I stepped out of my office, so I am not preoccupied.

1251
00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:22,440
Speaker 6: All right, we're ready.

1252
00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:25,880
Speaker 4: No Jesus, we're gonna find out. Brook's gonna leave the studio.

1253
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:26,640
Speaker 4: We'll get to the game.

1254
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:26,800
Speaker 5: Here.

1255
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:29,240
Speaker 4: You got thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.

1256
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:30,840
Speaker 4: If you don't know when, you could say pass. But

1257
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:32,360
Speaker 4: you have to beat Broke out right if you want

1258
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:33,280
Speaker 4: to win. Are you ready?

1259
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:34,320
Speaker 7: I'm ready?

1260
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:34,800
Speaker 10: All right?

1261
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:38,240
Speaker 4: Fourth time? Here we go. Your time starts now on

1262
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:41,760
Speaker 4: this day. In nineteen thirty three, Prohibition ended legalizing the

1263
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:45,600
Speaker 4: sale and consumption of what He At the turn of

1264
00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:48,760
Speaker 4: the millennium, What Notorious computer Bug had people worried that

1265
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:51,960
Speaker 4: planes might fall out of the sky at midnight. Path

1266
00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:54,240
Speaker 4: The tallest building in the world is called the Berje

1267
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:57,680
Speaker 4: Khalifa and is located in What City, New York. Which

1268
00:58:57,720 --> 00:58:59,840
Speaker 4: American author was known for his works like The Old

1269
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:03,680
Speaker 4: in the Sea and A Farewell to Arms Half Andre

1270
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:05,800
Speaker 4: three thousand. He's the lead singer of what band.

1271
00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:07,440
Speaker 7: Oh.

1272
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:17,560
Speaker 4: He's only answer, I can't, I can't okay, Oh no,

1273
00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:19,320
Speaker 4: I don't know. If the outdoors really helped you on

1274
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:23,600
Speaker 4: this one? Let's bring Brook back into the studio here

1275
00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:26,080
Speaker 4: and talk about something a little bit more joyful. Because

1276
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:29,040
Speaker 4: we've been asking people all month to share their Christmas traditions,

1277
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:32,360
Speaker 4: and Sam told our producer that her family always goes

1278
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:37,600
Speaker 4: to visit the grandparents on Christmas Eve, but this year's different. Apparently, Sam,

1279
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:40,520
Speaker 4: you have a special surprise for your ten and seventeen

1280
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:41,080
Speaker 4: year olds.

1281
00:59:41,480 --> 00:59:41,840
Speaker 15: What is it?

1282
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:47,480
Speaker 14: We're taking that trip to Hawaii the whole family or Christmas?

1283
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:48,760
Speaker 10: I can't say that of the radio.

1284
00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:50,040
Speaker 3: We're going to rud the surprise.

1285
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:50,440
Speaker 2: Sam.

1286
00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:54,200
Speaker 14: I'll make sure they're not they're not listening in the car.

1287
00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:59,480
Speaker 4: Okay, good, good, We need less listeners to this show. Yes,

1288
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:02,640
Speaker 4: did you hear that sounds like a mom who actually

1289
01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:03,920
Speaker 4: loves her children.

1290
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:05,040
Speaker 1: Yes?

1291
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:07,200
Speaker 4: Did you know that Brooke bought her son a curtain

1292
01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:09,640
Speaker 4: rod for Christmas this year too? Two of them?

1293
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:11,560
Speaker 3: Oh no, the other ones for the hallway?

1294
01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:11,760
Speaker 4: Oh?

1295
01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:15,480
Speaker 6: Just yeah, a second.

1296
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:17,720
Speaker 3: Okay, he's going to be excited.

1297
01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:19,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's no trip to Hawaii.

1298
01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:20,360
Speaker 7: Curtains.

1299
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:22,320
Speaker 6: Hey, and if you play it could be a baton

1300
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:23,160
Speaker 6: to carry anything.

1301
01:00:23,640 --> 01:00:26,760
Speaker 4: As long as you are play in the darkness, draw

1302
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:28,960
Speaker 4: those curtains. Okay, Brook, Now you're up.

1303
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:31,480
Speaker 3: They're kind of expensive curtain rods, so I'd appreciate it.

1304
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:34,960
Speaker 7: You didn't play with another young guy turned the radio down.

1305
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:38,680
Speaker 4: Okay, are you ready? Yes, your time starts now on

1306
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:42,440
Speaker 4: this day. In nineteen thirty three, prohibition ended, legalizing the

1307
01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:43,920
Speaker 4: sale and consumption.

1308
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:44,680
Speaker 3: Of what alcohol?

1309
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,160
Speaker 4: Did you have to scream it sound? At the turn

1310
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:51,360
Speaker 4: of the millennium, what notorious computer bug had people worried

1311
01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:53,600
Speaker 4: planes might fall out of the sky at midnight. The

1312
01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:56,040
Speaker 4: y two k bug, the tallest building in the world,

1313
01:00:56,120 --> 01:00:59,240
Speaker 4: is called the Burj Khalifa and is located in What City, Dubai.

1314
01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:02,640
Speaker 4: Which American author was known for his works like The

1315
01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:04,800
Speaker 4: Old Man in the Sea and A Farewell to Arms?

1316
01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:07,080
Speaker 3: Oh my God, he mean heaving Way.

1317
01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:09,800
Speaker 4: Andre three thousand is the lead singer of what band.

1318
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:10,840
Speaker 2: I'll cast.

1319
01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:18,680
Speaker 4: You can't get it normally? Answer from let's just go

1320
01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:21,760
Speaker 4: over the scoreboard. We'll see how you both did with Jose.

1321
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:23,000
Speaker 14: You like sugar?

1322
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:30,360
Speaker 6: Is there sugar and syrup? Then yes, Sam, you got zero.

1323
01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:35,520
Speaker 7: Excuse his friend, Sam, what happened?

1324
01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:36,600
Speaker 6: I was thinking about Hawaii.

1325
01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:41,920
Speaker 1: I just didn't know the questions Today, Brook.

1326
01:01:41,800 --> 01:01:42,600
Speaker 10: You got five.

1327
01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:49,640
Speaker 4: Look what you did to Sam Brook Christmas spirit away.

1328
01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:52,400
Speaker 3: I mean, next time you'll know the answers to those questions.

1329
01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:55,320
Speaker 1: Right, Maybe she'll figure it out in Hawaii.

1330
01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:58,760
Speaker 4: She's good. Anyway, let's go over the answers on this day.

1331
01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:01,760
Speaker 4: In nineteen thirty three, prohibit ended legalizing the sale and

1332
01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:11,720
Speaker 4: consumption of Oh God, yeah yeah, and not tea like Sam's.

1333
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:14,960
Speaker 3: We're taking t.

1334
01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:18,960
Speaker 6: Seventeen three or so.

1335
01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:22,360
Speaker 4: Well, he's ever been illegal here. But turn of the millennium,

1336
01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:25,520
Speaker 4: the notorious y T. K Bug had people worried that

1337
01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:27,040
Speaker 4: planes might fall out of the sky.

1338
01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:27,800
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

1339
01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:30,400
Speaker 4: Tallest building in the world is the Buris Khalifa. You

1340
01:02:30,520 --> 01:02:33,240
Speaker 4: find it in Dubai two thousand, seven hundred twenty two

1341
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:38,280
Speaker 4: feet tall. Dan not compensating for anything. American author who

1342
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:39,880
Speaker 4: was well known for the old man in the scene

1343
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:42,680
Speaker 4: of Farewell to Arms would be Ernest Hemingway in Andre

1344
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:46,760
Speaker 4: three thousand. He's the lead singer of Outcast Day. Sam,

1345
01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:48,560
Speaker 4: I'm sorry it wasn't enough to beat Brooke.

1346
01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:48,840
Speaker 15: Today.

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Speaker 4: You're zero and four. Good news is just we're playing.

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Speaker 4: We're giving you a family four pack of tickets to

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Speaker 4: the Issaqua Reindeer Festival at Cougar Mountain Zoo. Take part

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Speaker 4: in the unique celebration in the Northwest, happening November twenty

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Speaker 4: eight through December twenty third.

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Speaker 1: All right, we will go, all right, come back and.

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Speaker 4: Play again soon. We're gonna do wind Brooks Bucks same

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Speaker 4: time on Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.