Speaker 1: Second d You know, Brooke always says there's nothing sexier
Speaker 1: than a subservient man who can admit me. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm turned on right now. The more tears the better.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she definitely has a tie. That's why I'm
Speaker 1: a little bit worried that she might fall in love
Speaker 1: with the listener who's asking for our help today. Is
Speaker 1: it a sad guy openly admits he screwed up on
Speaker 1: his date. I do like a man who codmit that
Speaker 1: they're wrong. That's right, So Charlie, fair warning, Brooke might
Speaker 1: try and steal you away from the lady that we're
Speaker 1: supposed to be calling here. But welcome to the show man, Charlie. Hey,
Speaker 1: how's it going. I mean I was gonna I was
Speaker 1: gonna go with Chuck, but I didn't know if we
Speaker 1: were there yet. We'll save that for a little bit later.
Speaker 1: But Charlie, we want to help you out. Tell us
Speaker 1: about the girl that you want us to call today.
Speaker 1: What's her name? Her name is Megan? Okay, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it wasn't my name. But I mean, I guess where'd
Speaker 1: you meet Megan? I'm assuming a dating app? Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: just she's one of the apps. I feel like that's
Speaker 1: how everyone meets these days. Yeah, I know, I feel
Speaker 1: like it's a stupid question that we even ask anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but yeah, we hit it off right away and I
Speaker 1: had good conversation you know, online. So then I asked
Speaker 1: her out and then yeah, I just at this point,
Speaker 1: I think I kind of screwed it up. Okay. Oh
Speaker 1: so it's like the lead up the talking was like, awesome,
Speaker 1: that's all good. So before we get to the really
Speaker 1: sexy part where you screwed up, first, tell us about
Speaker 1: what you ended up doing for your date. Okay. So
Speaker 1: I thought it would be fun. You know, we're both
Speaker 1: into Marvel movies. We were talking about that online, so
Speaker 1: asked her if she wanted to go see one. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: why is that? I mean, that's a great idea, especially
Speaker 1: when you're both fans. So she was like totally cool
Speaker 1: with it, and I asked her if I could pick
Speaker 1: her up, and she said that that was fine. She
Speaker 1: was down to that. Okay, so you know it's so good. Yeah, especially,
Speaker 1: I mean, big sign of trust right from the beginning
Speaker 1: that she'd let you pick her up. Yeah. So then
Speaker 1: I drove there and like I had planned on you know,
Speaker 1: getting a drink with her before I thought, you know,
Speaker 1: i'd picked her up, we'd go for a drink. But
Speaker 1: then the parking lot relly packed and everyone that's their
Speaker 1: early want to see it. So you know, the drinks
Speaker 1: beforehand didn't really work out. Oh that's why you got
Speaker 1: a car bar, dude, Come on, yeahs to take a
Speaker 1: couple of pulls out of the bottle. That is no okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: you are eighteen years old, right, get to know you moment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So it was already getting kund of stressful because I
Speaker 1: couldn't find parking. I had her in the car. I
Speaker 1: wanted it to be perfect. Yeah, so you know, luckily
Speaker 1: left I found parking up front, so we're you know,
Speaker 1: back on track. And then the movie starts and it
Speaker 1: was intense, Like I really liked it. It was a
Speaker 1: very you know, powerful movie, a lot of action. Did
Speaker 1: you have any time before, like, even when you're looking
Speaker 1: for parking to connect with her though? Why that matter
Speaker 1: a little bit? Yeah, like that's the whole point of
Speaker 1: a date, Jeffrey Long, Yeah, that's true. Fine, did you
Speaker 1: have to connect with the girl? Great? Yeah, well, I
Speaker 1: mean we talked like small talk in the car and like,
Speaker 1: I mean, I have to pay attention to the road.
Speaker 1: He stops. So I wasn't talking as much with her
Speaker 1: as I normally would have. I think a lot of
Speaker 1: dudes can relate to that, being like you're stressed because
Speaker 1: you want everything to go so smooth that you had
Speaker 1: a plan in your head. Then it's like all the
Speaker 1: parkings down the street and I couldn't find this and
Speaker 1: the next thing, you know, when you're dead, everything's fallen apart.
Speaker 1: Just a bad tone for the date. Yeah, and you know,
Speaker 1: like we're here to find out what went wrong, right,
Speaker 1: and that could be something. Yeah, so let's learn about
Speaker 1: what went wrong? What was it? So this is what
Speaker 1: I think I started to screw up ideal with stressed
Speaker 1: by vaping. Oh oh yeah, well, I mean theater Brook.
Speaker 1: Don't patronize him. He's a sad boy, Okay, just let
Speaker 1: him have his moment. Yeah, yeah, Like I need to
Speaker 1: take out my vape when I get stressed, just like
Speaker 1: calms me down. So here I am sitting next to
Speaker 1: this pretty girl and like, I just really need it
Speaker 1: to vape, and I didn't want her to see me
Speaker 1: do it. Oh, so vape. I turned away from her.
Speaker 1: I pretended I actually dropped my keys. So I bent down,
Speaker 1: took a quick hit from under the chairs, and the
Speaker 1: smoke disappeared. I didn't think anyone knew except the kid
Speaker 1: next to me, like he looked at me weird, but whatever.
Speaker 1: Probably you vaped underneath a child. He'd do this every
Speaker 1: I guess. I don't know what the kids do these days,
Speaker 1: but it made me feel more relaxed. Okay, got it right,
Speaker 1: because hitting nicotine or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. So then a
Speaker 1: couple of times I tried to talk to her a
Speaker 1: little bit during the movie briefly, but like she didn't
Speaker 1: really respond, Like I'd say this is cool, and she
Speaker 1: just say, uh huh. Yeah. She probably was just trying
Speaker 1: to focus on watching what was happening on the screen.
Speaker 1: I don't, like, there's no way she didn't know. I
Speaker 1: don't think it's the vape. I think it's the not sharing.
Speaker 1: It'd be like if you pulled out a flask and
Speaker 1: didn't like. I mean, it's like smoking. It's like the same,
Speaker 1: you know. So, Charlie, do you think maybe Megan saw
Speaker 1: you do it? Well? I don't know, so let me
Speaker 1: just tell what happened. So we left the theater. Everyone
Speaker 1: was hyped talking about the movie. She was so good yea,
Speaker 1: and I could let's go next door and grab a drink,
Speaker 1: and she said I should probably get back, So I
Speaker 1: started to get a little disappointed. But I was like, wait,
Speaker 1: are you serious, Like it's only eight o'clock, Like why
Speaker 1: wouldn't you want to get a drink of babe? The
Speaker 1: first problem? You actually said that to her, though, are
Speaker 1: you serious? Yeah, because it was only eight and I
Speaker 1: thought it would be fun, all right. I mean she
Speaker 1: told me she did an early day the next morning,
Speaker 1: so I drove her back. Oh that must have been
Speaker 1: an awkward car ride. Yeah, and like she got into
Speaker 1: the car even before I could try to hug her
Speaker 1: kiss her, So like, I just don't know what happened,
Speaker 1: Like did she see the vape? Like I'm thinking probably,
Speaker 1: but like maybe she just doesn't do it or it
Speaker 1: was a turn off, Like I just like it's just
Speaker 1: like smoking. Some people are like, oh, I don't do it,
Speaker 1: but I don't mind, and other people are like, oh
Speaker 1: that is so bross. Yeah, so who knows her? Like
Speaker 1: Alexis is like it. A four PM date discussed You're
Speaker 1: going to Superhero Movie at four for your information, it
Speaker 1: was a five fifteen. It wasn't at four pm, a
Speaker 1: happy hour had already started. Let's just play a song.
Speaker 1: We'll come back call Megan for you, and we'll figure
Speaker 1: out if it was the vaping that turned her off
Speaker 1: or if it was something else that happened at the
Speaker 1: Marvel movie. To do it the second eight update next
Speaker 1: second d one of our listeners, Charlie, took his date
Speaker 1: out to a Marvel movie and he did all the
Speaker 1: right things. He bought the tickets himself, he drove them there.
Speaker 1: He attempted small talk. You know, we asked a lot
Speaker 1: of these guys in the world just attempted. Though. You
Speaker 1: gotta give him credit. Sure, the one thing he maybe
Speaker 1: did wrong was vape in the theater mid movie underneath
Speaker 1: a child's chair and then not offer to share said vape.
Speaker 1: But you know we never asked in the first part, Charlie,
Speaker 1: this was a superhero movie. Did you wear a cape
Speaker 1: to it? Because we've had other listeners dress up for
Speaker 1: their movie experiences. Were you in full costume? No? No,
Speaker 1: But this is giving me stressed again. I think I
Speaker 1: just need to plan a much less stressful date next time.
Speaker 1: But it's a movie, dude. Yeah, but it was like
Speaker 1: an opening night for a really popular movie. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: does make sense. I would also add to your list like,
Speaker 1: don't ever vape in the movie theater again. But you know,
Speaker 1: just just maybe as number two. Thanks Mom, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: He's an adult. He can do what he wants to do. Also,
Speaker 1: don't go swimming after an hour for you. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: we're gonna call Megan right now. We're gonna ask her
Speaker 1: what the deal is if it really was the vaping
Speaker 1: in secret underneath a child, or maybe there's something whole
Speaker 1: new problem that we didn't even know who kill guys.
Speaker 1: Just don't bring up the vaping under the seat. If
Speaker 1: she doesn't bring that up, like that would just be
Speaker 1: cool in case she didn't see the clouds. Okay, I
Speaker 1: don't make promise. All right, here we go. Hello. Hey
Speaker 1: is this Megan? Yes, Megan, what's up? It's your best
Speaker 1: friends over at Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Hey, Megan,
Speaker 1: very friendly. Hey, when someone's like hey, remember me? Like, yeah, friend,
Speaker 1: do you ever listen? Megan? Yeah? I believe you. Take
Speaker 1: you at your word, and so obviously you know why
Speaker 1: we're calling. We're calling because you would love Marvel movies.
Speaker 1: I do smooth. Yeah? Are you nee like surprise with
Speaker 1: tickets or something? Oh well, you just went and saw
Speaker 1: the most recent movie, so you should be good. Yeah
Speaker 1: I did. How do you know that? Well, because one
Speaker 1: of our listeners, Charlie, told us that you and him
Speaker 1: went out on a little date. Oh Charlie, what do
Speaker 1: you think about Charlie? I don't know. I don't know. Well,
Speaker 1: we're hoping to know a little bit more than that
Speaker 1: because part of something we do on this show is
Speaker 1: called the second date update. That's what this is. And
Speaker 1: he's trying to figure out why after your date you've
Speaker 1: gone kind of cold on him. Oh even during the
Speaker 1: date when you chose to leave at eight pm? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that was obviously an excuse, right yeah? Okay?
Speaker 1: Should he know? Was it really apparent why you want
Speaker 1: to leave early? Or were you just not feeling it?
Speaker 1: I think he should know? Okay, Okay, well he didn't
Speaker 1: say that. I could say this, but I'm going to
Speaker 1: go out on a limb here and say, were you
Speaker 1: turned off by people who vape? Jeff? What do you
Speaker 1: mean I'm just his vape? Are you cool with the
Speaker 1: vape DTV you or school. I don't understand what you're
Speaker 1: getting at. Are you saying he was vaping on the date?
Speaker 1: I don't know what was your reason for not calling
Speaker 1: him or wanting to see him anymore? Um? Well, it
Speaker 1: was like opening night of this movie, and the parking
Speaker 1: lot was super crowded, and Charlie just kept getting like
Speaker 1: really flustered, like driving around and then finally just pulled
Speaker 1: into a disabled spot and whipped out a placard to
Speaker 1: put on his mirror. Oh. I didn't know Charlie was disaved,
Speaker 1: does he like? Yeah, he's not. He's not disabled. Oh
Speaker 1: if he was disabled, he would have headed straight for
Speaker 1: that parking spot in the beginning. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because
Speaker 1: he said he said sometimes I do this, so he
Speaker 1: has how do you get a plaque? Or only a
Speaker 1: doctor can give you one of that? I mean I
Speaker 1: didn't even want to ask because I was just like
Speaker 1: so turned off at this point. It's all I could
Speaker 1: think of during the movie. Is that why you didn't
Speaker 1: talk to him much during the movie. Yeah. People who
Speaker 1: do that are the scum of the earth, so bad,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you, Megan. He never brought that detail up
Speaker 1: to us when we asked him about the day because
Speaker 1: it doesn't even phase him. Jeffrey, I bet he uses
Speaker 1: it all the time. Maybe he's so high he didn't
Speaker 1: even know where he was parking because he's vasa. There's
Speaker 1: just so many strikes. So why do you guys keep
Speaker 1: bringing up vaping? Was he vaping on the date? Like
Speaker 1: I didn't think he was. I don't know. You know,
Speaker 1: you know who's better to answer that question is probably Charlie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just so happens to be on the other line right now,
Speaker 1: wanting to talk to you. Wait, Charlie, you're on the
Speaker 1: phone right now. Yeah, yeah, I'm here. Wow, Wow, yeah, Charlie.
Speaker 1: So I could explain though what happened, like I Actually,
Speaker 1: it's kind of a nice story and it's like touching
Speaker 1: to my family. I was very close to my grandmother.
Speaker 1: I know we didn't get into this on the date
Speaker 1: because we didn't go for drinks like I probably would
Speaker 1: have explained it. But she died a few months ago,
Speaker 1: and you know, I was so close with her, and
Speaker 1: before she died, she said to me, she's like part
Speaker 1: of your inheritance until it expires. Is I want you
Speaker 1: to take my parking pass and every time you use it,
Speaker 1: I want you to think of me. That is the
Speaker 1: cutest thing I've ever heard. Are you lying? Brook? No? Sorry,
Speaker 1: Grandmother he told me she like really wanted me to
Speaker 1: have this, Like she didn't have a lot of money,
Speaker 1: Like she didn't leave me a lot of things. And
Speaker 1: I just I always smile and think of her when
Speaker 1: I use it, So I walk. I wanted to treat
Speaker 1: Megan well, like we were going to a date. We
Speaker 1: were late, and I was like, oh, like this is
Speaker 1: like a gift from Grandma that we could get into
Speaker 1: the movie right before it starts. Megan, there you go.
Speaker 1: There's the explanation. Do you feel bad about yourself now?
Speaker 1: Is she crying? Is that thinking Megan? Are you crying too?
Speaker 1: I don't know what to think. I've never heard of
Speaker 1: that before, and I'm pretty sure that's still totally illegal
Speaker 1: to do and doesn't take away from like the fact
Speaker 1: that we took a spot of someone who could be disabled,
Speaker 1: right or another grandma like your grandma's just up there
Speaker 1: somewhere looking down laughing at whatever old person had to
Speaker 1: park in the back and use their walker to the front.
Speaker 1: Plus you're at a five o'clock movie. There's probably tons
Speaker 1: of grandma diner and now they're like, whoa our movie? Yes,
Speaker 1: that's what my grandma wanting to me to use it
Speaker 1: for something like this, like when I'm out on a date.
Speaker 1: She's always wanted to see me, like with a nice girl.
Speaker 1: Like I'm sure she's smiling walking this from up the bus.
Speaker 1: There's my grandson getting some action leading the back, struggling
Speaker 1: to get Yeah. I mean, Megan, I really think you
Speaker 1: were going in a little bit too hard on him here.
Speaker 1: Really he has a dead grandmother. Well I think people do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I would hope that I would get a little
Speaker 1: bit of grace for that, not for late. It was
Speaker 1: not only illegal, but like morally wrong. Was her dying wish?
Speaker 1: It just is a question like old people make questionable
Speaker 1: decisions all the time and they're wise for it. Are
Speaker 1: you questioning my grandmother's sanity before she passed? This question
Speaker 1: of questioned me more than that? You know what I
Speaker 1: I'm questioning is is there love happening on the line? Question?
Speaker 1: And I would love to keep this going. That's what
Speaker 1: Charlie's grandma would have wanted this, for you to go
Speaker 1: out on one more date, and she would have wanted
Speaker 1: us to pay for it. We're just gonna guilt Megan
Speaker 1: into a date right now. I like it. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm probably gonna have to path on this one. Like
Speaker 1: the grandma story is too weird, Like did his grandma
Speaker 1: also give him a vape? Like? Is that what you
Speaker 1: guys are? Yeah? Her name was Jewel. She knit a
Speaker 1: little holder for Yeah, guy, you know it's okay. Please
Speaker 1: don't bring my grandma even more into this than Charity is. Sorry, man,
Speaker 1: we're not trying to disrespect. I like Grandma just so nice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So what did we learn from this? I always keep
Speaker 1: my promises. I never said Charlie vaped under a child's
Speaker 1: chair in a movie theater. Didn't say never left to
Speaker 1: my lips. Not exactly like that. Both of you're done
Speaker 1: brooking Jeffrey in the morning. All right, let's just be
Speaker 1: honest for a second. Who hasn't parked in a disabled
Speaker 1: spot for like two minutes while they ran in real
Speaker 1: quick to grab something. Okay, I've done it. Yeah, actually
Speaker 1: left the car like ild it prescription. If I was
Speaker 1: sitting and I left the car running and I was
Speaker 1: in it in that way, I've never parked. I shut
Speaker 1: the door and got my prescription. I'm a diabetic. I
Speaker 1: know Alexis has run over for disabled people, but she's
Speaker 1: never parked in one of their spots. They were elderly.
Speaker 1: I gave them like five minutes and they took too long.
Speaker 1: I know, Brookie, you're saying that you haven't done it,
Speaker 1: but I'm just I'm waiting for TMZ to leave that photo.
Speaker 1: Were you parallel parked in a wheelchair lane at the
Speaker 1: good Will? That terrible. I gotta get it. Anyway, if
Speaker 1: you ever want to get a second date update, reach
Speaker 1: out to us the sensitive people here at Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. I feel like, Jeffrey, you're using
Speaker 1: that spot all the time now, by the way that
Speaker 1: you're talking about is the most concerning. Anyway, you can
Speaker 1: always email us. Yes, we'll call the people who aren't
Speaker 1: calling you back and we won't out your secret. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.