WEBVTT - Ep 316: Don't Get Too Real 0:00:01.580 --> 0:00:04.840 Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the 0:00:04.880 --> 0:00:09.510 show where we only talk about what's the most important, bottom-line, 0:00:09.690 --> 0:00:13.670 critical thing happening on this planet. 0:00:14.440 --> 0:00:20.660 Today on This is Important. 0:00:21.660 --> 0:00:24.959 Everything should be a jizz-covered hand-me-down. 0:00:26.020 --> 0:00:29.690 Can you imagine if we had to develop an AI 0:00:29.750 --> 0:00:32.739 personality based on every episode of this podcast? 0:00:37.040 --> 0:00:37.760 Buckle up. 0:00:40.710 --> 0:00:42.290 That shit's important. 0:00:42.490 --> 0:00:45.050 Kumbaya. Everybody's coming. 0:00:45.440 --> 0:00:49.520 Isaac, send that thing about the mattresses to Chloe. That's 0:00:49.560 --> 0:00:50.040 what I need. 0:00:50.240 --> 0:00:51.360 Legalized comedy. 0:00:51.400 --> 0:00:52.860 That's what I need from you, Isaac. 0:00:53.040 --> 0:00:55.320 Oh, yeah. Doing the business up top. 0:00:55.840 --> 0:01:00.470 We're giving free mattresses, and they're freaking hounding me to 0:01:00.510 --> 0:01:01.910 get a free mattress, dude. 0:01:02.630 --> 0:01:04.710 I just want you to get a good night's sleep. 0:01:04.770 --> 0:01:04.990 Yeah. 0:01:05.209 --> 0:01:05.910 And I want one. 0:01:06.170 --> 0:01:06.810 And I want one. 0:01:07.150 --> 0:01:07.330 Yeah. 0:01:07.510 --> 0:01:09.110 I don't know if I need a mattress right now. 0:01:09.150 --> 0:01:09.670 You know what I mean? 0:01:09.690 --> 0:01:11.990 You just stack it on top of another one. I 0:01:12.010 --> 0:01:13.630 have four now on top. 0:01:13.590 --> 0:01:13.950 Of each other. 0:01:13.970 --> 0:01:14.330 Oh, damn. 0:01:14.390 --> 0:01:15.160 Is that how you do it? 0:01:15.170 --> 0:01:15.369 Yeah, yeah. 0:01:15.390 --> 0:01:17.330 The princess and the pea over here. 0:01:17.350 --> 0:01:19.100 The princess and the pea? 0:01:19.180 --> 0:01:21.560 I'm like right there by the ceiling. 0:01:21.620 --> 0:01:23.720 Well, what I was kind of excited about, but they 0:01:23.740 --> 0:01:26.180 wouldn't let us get it, is that the company was 0:01:26.280 --> 0:01:32.649 offering us those beds that they independently can kind of boost. 0:01:32.430 --> 0:01:34.369 Up or down. You're just saying, come, Heather. 0:01:34.900 --> 0:01:38.860 Yeah, they recline and incline, and I wanted to get 0:01:38.900 --> 0:01:41.990 it because it just is that much closer to not 0:01:42.030 --> 0:01:45.070 being in the same bed as the person. 0:01:45.290 --> 0:01:47.370 I need a bed that reclines bad. 0:01:47.390 --> 0:01:50.760 Now, you guys sleep in the same beds as your wives, 0:01:50.840 --> 0:01:51.220 I take it? 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:55.240 Oh, I thought you said we sleep in the same beds. Yeah, 0:01:55.280 --> 0:01:57.700 to this day, yeah. Yeah, yeah. To this day, yeah. Yeah, 0:01:57.740 --> 0:01:58.140 so do I. 0:01:58.180 --> 0:02:01.800 But then you start to see, like, the older couples 0:02:01.860 --> 0:02:04.980 that don't, and you're like, they ain't doing that. 0:02:05.810 --> 0:02:07.840 Gigi and Papa did that. 0:02:07.860 --> 0:02:09.210 What's going on over there? 0:02:09.220 --> 0:02:11.410 Do not come. Yeah, I don't know. I think my 0:02:11.450 --> 0:02:15.090 parents even split floors. Dave. I was like, I'm going 0:02:15.110 --> 0:02:16.290 to be way upstairs. 0:02:16.720 --> 0:02:19.380 See you never. Fuck it. Hey, lady, see you never. 0:02:19.480 --> 0:02:23.050 That's fucking... See ya. You stay on that floor. I'm 0:02:23.110 --> 0:02:24.590 staying on this floor, all right? 0:02:24.650 --> 0:02:25.250 Hey, that's nice. 0:02:25.550 --> 0:02:27.030 Use a rope ladder to get out. 0:02:27.050 --> 0:02:27.950 That's nice, dude. 0:02:28.050 --> 0:02:29.380 I don't give a shit. I mean, I get it. 0:02:29.510 --> 0:02:29.840 I get it. 0:02:29.870 --> 0:02:33.990 You know what's annoying is when you're like, hey, I 0:02:34.010 --> 0:02:36.870 want to stay up for another 15 minutes. Okay. 0:02:37.290 --> 0:02:37.929 And then she's like. 0:02:39.919 --> 0:02:42.320 The lights are out. Maybe we're coming to bed and 0:02:42.340 --> 0:02:44.560 you're like... Oh, bro. That's a move. What do you mean? 0:02:44.720 --> 0:02:46.660 I'm about to split floors, dude. 0:02:47.000 --> 0:02:49.859 Wait a second. Wait, Adam. This is ground. Before you 0:02:49.880 --> 0:02:52.820 split floors, dude. I'm like, this is ground. This is ground. 0:02:53.180 --> 0:02:55.919 Wait a second. Let's get into this. Before you're splitting floors, 0:02:56.720 --> 0:02:59.060 you're on the couch. You're both hanging. Is that what 0:02:59.090 --> 0:02:59.490 we're saying? 0:03:00.270 --> 0:03:01.870 Yeah, we're on the couch. We're hanging. 0:03:01.889 --> 0:03:02.750 We're splitting floors. 0:03:03.130 --> 0:03:04.130 And then it's night-night time. 0:03:04.150 --> 0:03:04.910 Can I tell you something? 0:03:05.190 --> 0:03:07.710 The fact that you're still in the chapter of we're 0:03:07.750 --> 0:03:09.450 on the couch together is amazing. 0:03:10.180 --> 0:03:10.580 Oh, wow. 0:03:10.639 --> 0:03:11.780 Okay. That's huge, brother. 0:03:11.820 --> 0:03:13.440 Because guess what? I don't know if you guys are 0:03:13.460 --> 0:03:16.760 going to have more. When it gets busier, that era 0:03:16.960 --> 0:03:17.780 is over. 0:03:17.900 --> 0:03:18.360 You're done. 0:03:18.500 --> 0:03:23.360 It's put everyone to bed and you're straight into bed yourselves. Okay. 0:03:23.400 --> 0:03:24.150 That's crazy. 0:03:24.410 --> 0:03:25.790 There's no after time. 0:03:25.810 --> 0:03:26.410 There's no like. 0:03:26.470 --> 0:03:27.209 Life sucks. 0:03:27.290 --> 0:03:28.810 That's crazy. 0:03:28.830 --> 0:03:30.989 Damn. And guess what? 0:03:31.210 --> 0:03:34.770 Emma lays down. She goes, oh my God, today was crazy. 0:03:35.010 --> 0:03:37.390 So you're putting these kids to bed at eight? 0:03:37.390 --> 0:03:42.530 8.30? I think we're done with our eldest after nine, right? 0:03:42.840 --> 0:03:43.060 Okay. 0:03:43.120 --> 0:03:44.240 Yeah, that's a good bedtime. 0:03:44.380 --> 0:03:46.900 Emma lays down in bed. She goes, God, today this happened, 0:03:46.920 --> 0:03:48.880 that happened. Tomorrow we got to remember to do this. 0:03:49.520 --> 0:03:50.780 And then I go, yeah, no doubt. 0:03:50.880 --> 0:03:55.220 Before I say doubt, I say, yeah, no. Before I 0:03:55.280 --> 0:04:00.560 say doubt, she's out. And that was it. 0:04:00.680 --> 0:04:03.560 None of you are rocking, like, sleep apnea masks or 0:04:03.620 --> 0:04:04.280 nothing like that. 0:04:04.300 --> 0:04:06.860 There's no, like... No, dude, look at us. She needs 0:04:07.320 --> 0:04:10.380 it all. She needs it. She needs it all. She 0:04:10.400 --> 0:04:15.640 needs the mattress that declines. Goes upside down. Uh-huh. Sleeps 0:04:15.700 --> 0:04:17.400 like a bat. Goddamn. 0:04:18.520 --> 0:04:21.289 Well, both Chloe and I are... Neither of us are 0:04:21.330 --> 0:04:24.210 great sleepers. We take a while to fall asleep. 0:04:24.350 --> 0:04:24.490 Okay. 0:04:24.510 --> 0:04:24.849 You know? 0:04:25.460 --> 0:04:28.600 So I do understand we need the wine down. And 0:04:28.640 --> 0:04:30.020 she's just looking out for me. 0:04:30.180 --> 0:04:34.940 She's looking out for me. Well, you drink a lot 0:04:34.990 --> 0:04:36.460 of Red Bull. You know what? 0:04:36.520 --> 0:04:38.950 Last night I did notice that my heart was racing. 0:04:38.970 --> 0:04:41.850 I'm like, why is it racing so hard? And I'm like, oh, 0:04:41.870 --> 0:04:44.490 I had a ghost energy drink at 6 p.m. 0:04:44.690 --> 0:04:50.250 Did you really? Yeah. I mean, yeah. Let me ask 0:04:50.290 --> 0:04:51.510 you a real question. 0:04:52.330 --> 0:04:52.510 What? 0:04:52.839 --> 0:04:53.520 What are you doing? 0:04:53.540 --> 0:04:55.500 No, don't get too real. We're on the podcast. Don't 0:04:55.520 --> 0:04:57.320 get too real. Come on. Dance around it. Let me 0:04:57.339 --> 0:04:59.220 ask you a real question. Don't get too real. Do 0:04:59.240 --> 0:05:02.160 you find me attractive? What are you doing? 0:05:03.930 --> 0:05:04.650 Drinking caffeine. 0:05:04.850 --> 0:05:09.730 But I guess what I'm saying is it's 6 p.m. 0:05:10.089 --> 0:05:11.469 Uh-huh. Yeah. 0:05:12.070 --> 0:05:13.370 And you feel like at this point you want to 0:05:13.410 --> 0:05:15.150 pick me up? Like you're dragging ass and you just 0:05:15.170 --> 0:05:16.370 want to get through the rest of the day? 0:05:16.390 --> 0:05:17.080 I needed it. 0:05:17.150 --> 0:05:19.360 It was a late day to the gym. It was 0:05:19.400 --> 0:05:20.440 a late day to the gym. 0:05:20.540 --> 0:05:22.060 And so you do this before the gym? 0:05:22.339 --> 0:05:25.480 You have to. I do this while I'm at the gym. 0:05:25.720 --> 0:05:25.920 Yeah. 0:05:25.980 --> 0:05:30.560 A little... Get me going. And that hurts my ears. 0:05:30.640 --> 0:05:33.810 Let me ask you something. Jesus. I'm like a smoke alarm. 0:05:33.830 --> 0:05:35.789 You sound like that kid who just did all the 0:05:35.850 --> 0:05:37.230 bird calls for the eagles. 0:05:37.550 --> 0:05:43.070 Oh, dude. That kid's a legend. He's so good. He's 0:05:43.110 --> 0:05:45.289 doing looms. He's so good. He's like. 0:05:45.390 --> 0:05:48.200 Wait, but Adam, because I'm with you. I've been there 0:05:48.279 --> 0:05:49.500 where I'm like, I need to go to the gym. 0:05:49.520 --> 0:05:50.140 I need to do something. 0:05:50.160 --> 0:05:54.710 I've been there. I'll do... a quarter scoop or like 0:05:54.750 --> 0:05:57.950 a sip to get me going. The cause of diarrhea. 0:05:57.970 --> 0:06:00.830 To get the niacin skin going. 0:06:00.920 --> 0:06:01.300 Sure. 0:06:01.330 --> 0:06:02.320 Get a little tangle. 0:06:02.339 --> 0:06:02.940 A little tangle. 0:06:02.960 --> 0:06:05.700 But I don't do the whole thing. Well, Adam goes 0:06:05.740 --> 0:06:06.600 big or goes home. 0:06:06.640 --> 0:06:06.919 Yeah. 0:06:06.960 --> 0:06:09.080 Do we think you're more of a bitch than me? 0:06:09.660 --> 0:06:10.580 Like in this regard. 0:06:10.640 --> 0:06:13.930 We got an alpha dog. In the regard. 0:06:13.570 --> 0:06:17.210 Of I may be more of a consumer than you. 0:06:18.070 --> 0:06:19.560 At least his head is hitting the pillow. 0:06:19.570 --> 0:06:21.300 Yeah, but I'm just more of a consumer. That's what 0:06:21.320 --> 0:06:25.300 it boils down to is I consume. I consume caffeine. 0:06:25.320 --> 0:06:27.300 I consume Z-Quil. 0:06:27.839 --> 0:06:30.820 I consume. When I'm consuming, I'm consuming. 0:06:31.120 --> 0:06:34.210 Why don't you consume some Z's, brother? 0:06:34.230 --> 0:06:36.030 Yeah, I am Z-Quil. 0:06:36.550 --> 0:06:37.890 That's true. That's true. 0:06:37.910 --> 0:06:41.410 Yeah. Although I read a thing that says, by the way, 0:06:41.630 --> 0:06:43.950 didn't read a thing. It was like a clip from 0:06:44.070 --> 0:06:46.800 some Instagram reel. I saw a TikTok. I saw a 0:06:46.800 --> 0:06:50.140 TikTok of some guy that I'm assuming was a scientist, 0:06:50.160 --> 0:06:53.070 but could just be a dude. He was older, so 0:06:53.150 --> 0:06:56.390 he seemed like a scientist. 0:06:56.950 --> 0:06:57.670 Human cock. 0:06:58.190 --> 0:07:01.900 He was an absolutely jacked human cock old guy. 0:07:01.920 --> 0:07:04.320 So, listen up. Human cocked old guy. 0:07:05.100 --> 0:07:09.880 He was saying that if you take anything with a 0:07:09.980 --> 0:07:13.530 Z in the title, Z-quill, any of that stuff, it 0:07:13.640 --> 0:07:16.470 raises your risk of Alzheimer's like 800%. 0:07:16.470 --> 0:07:16.630 Whoa. 0:07:16.650 --> 0:07:16.730 Whoa. 0:07:19.710 --> 0:07:20.860 That's not cool. 0:07:20.940 --> 0:07:22.260 So. 0:07:22.380 --> 0:07:23.840 That has scared me off a bit. 0:07:23.880 --> 0:07:27.550 And I've only... done it once since then. And that 0:07:27.580 --> 0:07:28.510 was four days ago. 0:07:28.850 --> 0:07:31.310 Is that just because it... Okay, so it didn't scare 0:07:31.330 --> 0:07:33.450 you too bad. No, I think it was a week 0:07:33.490 --> 0:07:33.930 or two ago. 0:07:34.850 --> 0:07:36.890 I'm a comedian, so I throw in jokes every once 0:07:36.910 --> 0:07:37.430 in a while. 0:07:37.490 --> 0:07:40.680 Okay, I like that. And you're cracking my ass. Yeah, thanks, dude. 0:07:40.880 --> 0:07:41.480 I'm glad. 0:07:41.500 --> 0:07:44.840 This is why we do the cast. Some chucks, some gigs. 0:07:45.140 --> 0:07:45.700 I like to laugh. 0:07:45.840 --> 0:07:49.560 So is the Z materials, are they just like eating 0:07:49.820 --> 0:07:52.560 your brain or something? Like they're just erasing your memory? 0:07:52.600 --> 0:07:55.890 Yeah, is that how scientist man described it? These human 0:07:56.010 --> 0:07:57.390 forearm muscles. 0:07:59.240 --> 0:08:02.739 Didn't get into the science of it, but they said numbers. 0:08:02.900 --> 0:08:04.500 They said a number, a high number. 0:08:05.100 --> 0:08:07.460 And then they said, we'll give you Alzheimer's. 0:08:07.870 --> 0:08:11.330 Yeah, and that's where your ears perked up. Carbonation bubbles 0:08:11.410 --> 0:08:14.380 are just bloodworms, brain eating. That's where you. 0:08:14.900 --> 0:08:18.380 That's where you minused down Pornhub and really tuned in. 0:08:18.640 --> 0:08:22.810 Yeah, it was like click, click, click, click. Change tab. Oh, 0:08:22.850 --> 0:08:25.730 this wasn't even a TikTok. This was an ad on Pornhub. 0:08:26.370 --> 0:08:29.590 Got it. Looking for singles in your area? Want a 0:08:29.650 --> 0:08:31.390 handjob from an old grandma? 0:08:31.790 --> 0:08:35.690 That would be fun if they stopped doing like horny, 0:08:36.150 --> 0:08:40.340 like really horny things. Because the commercials on Pornhub, let's 0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:41.280 get into it. 0:08:41.320 --> 0:08:42.640 Yeah, let's get into it. They do. It's a lot 0:08:42.660 --> 0:08:43.460 of gambling stuff. 0:08:43.500 --> 0:08:43.839 Oh, is it? 0:08:44.080 --> 0:08:44.720 It's a big one. 0:08:44.740 --> 0:08:46.179 I haven't seen any gambling stuff. 0:08:46.260 --> 0:08:47.980 I mean, it was last time I was on there 0:08:48.000 --> 0:08:51.260 years ago. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys are dry snitching. 0:08:51.460 --> 0:08:53.590 If they just did some, you know, give us some 0:08:53.620 --> 0:08:56.390 classic entertainment because we're already there. 0:08:56.250 --> 0:08:57.010 For the horny stuff. 0:08:57.030 --> 0:08:57.329 Sure. 0:08:57.510 --> 0:08:59.290 So, yeah. Oh, you're saying like- You know, I don't 0:08:59.330 --> 0:09:01.630 need some horny stuff before the horny stuff. 0:09:01.970 --> 0:09:03.809 Oh, so you're saying like start it off with a 0:09:03.830 --> 0:09:07.670 little like Three Stooges clip or like- Charlie Chaplin. 0:09:07.690 --> 0:09:07.970 Right. 0:09:08.190 --> 0:09:09.380 Or like two for one at Kohl's. 0:09:09.410 --> 0:09:12.000 I mean, not a three stooges clip, but it could 0:09:12.040 --> 0:09:13.440 be a commercial for Alexis. 0:09:13.600 --> 0:09:17.240 Get on down to Acapulco for free chips and salsa. 0:09:17.800 --> 0:09:18.040 Yeah. 0:09:18.120 --> 0:09:18.300 Yeah. 0:09:18.340 --> 0:09:20.540 If you want to sell me a pack, maybe it 0:09:20.559 --> 0:09:23.640 could be sexy adjacent. Is your wife sleeping in another 0:09:23.750 --> 0:09:24.679 floor of the house? 0:09:24.990 --> 0:09:27.550 Yeah. Time to come to Sandals Resort. 0:09:27.650 --> 0:09:28.890 Dude, you know, it'd be great. 0:09:28.990 --> 0:09:30.970 Remember those commercials that were like, need to get away. 0:09:31.390 --> 0:09:33.110 for like Southwest or something like that. 0:09:33.130 --> 0:09:33.510 Oh, sure. 0:09:33.550 --> 0:09:35.930 If there was a commercial that started off horny and 0:09:35.950 --> 0:09:37.840 then she turned and she goes, does your wife know 0:09:37.860 --> 0:09:40.960 you're watching this? And then it's like, need to get away. 0:09:40.980 --> 0:09:44.140 That would be so scary. Need to get away. 0:09:44.500 --> 0:09:47.680 And it's for like a dude's only resort. Come to 0:09:47.720 --> 0:09:49.980 dude's only resort. 0:09:50.140 --> 0:09:52.570 Hooters Island. Well, it's honey, what are you watching? And 0:09:52.590 --> 0:09:55.050 you think someone's saying it. And then they go, gotcha. 0:09:55.190 --> 0:09:56.410 Need to get away. Oh, yeah. 0:09:56.450 --> 0:09:58.790 Like songs that have- They throw the speakers so it 0:09:58.830 --> 0:10:00.580 sounds like it's coming from Yeah, it's coming from here. 0:10:00.600 --> 0:10:03.180 Like when songs have police sirens and it just scares 0:10:03.220 --> 0:10:05.760 the shit out of you when you're driving, you're like, fuck. 0:10:05.980 --> 0:10:06.360 Mm-hmm. 0:10:08.900 --> 0:10:12.610 This segment is brought to you by Slice, the full-flavored, 0:10:12.750 --> 0:10:15.750 full-carbonated soda with good-for-the-gut benefits. 0:10:16.610 --> 0:10:19.170 Okay, we've got a listener right in. 0:10:19.710 --> 0:10:20.110 Yes. 0:10:20.510 --> 0:10:21.120 Let me read it. 0:10:21.710 --> 0:10:26.150 Hey, guys, I recently got a new car and got way. 0:10:25.630 --> 0:10:28.000 Too deep into comparing insurance options. 0:10:28.500 --> 0:10:31.980 I was making spreadsheets and staying up late doing research, 0:10:32.480 --> 0:10:37.080 and I think I liked it. Is there any hope 0:10:37.140 --> 0:10:39.920 for me to be a fun person people want to 0:10:40.080 --> 0:10:41.120 be around ever again? 0:10:41.580 --> 0:10:42.620 That is a good question. 0:10:43.630 --> 0:10:46.489 I personally don't love shopping for insurance, but I do 0:10:46.550 --> 0:10:49.770 love spending hours comparing options when I need to buy something. 0:10:49.790 --> 0:10:50.830 No, no, no, no. 0:10:50.990 --> 0:10:55.630 I will not lose you guys to boring responsibilities. 0:10:55.830 --> 0:11:00.620 I am sentencing you to a slice break. 0:11:00.740 --> 0:11:03.600 Okay, okay, okay. I'll take it. I'll take it. 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:09.059 I need those probiotics. No, Blake, don't forget about the prebiotics. 0:11:09.679 --> 0:11:10.580 and postbiotics. 0:11:11.000 --> 0:11:13.020 Okay, I don't even know what all those are, but 0:11:13.340 --> 0:11:14.080 I know I need them. 0:11:16.640 --> 0:11:17.230 Give me a little. 0:11:17.679 --> 0:11:18.210 Oh, yeah. 0:11:18.380 --> 0:11:18.910 Here you go. 0:11:18.929 --> 0:11:23.449 Can I get some? Here you go, Dirty. Thank you. Okay. 0:11:23.550 --> 0:11:28.290 That's an interesting flavor. What? This is Shirley Temple. It's 0:11:28.350 --> 0:11:28.990 very yummy. 0:11:29.010 --> 0:11:32.690 And what's crazy is this is a real soda. It's 0:11:32.790 --> 0:11:36.059 not like a fake healthy one. Just a real soda 0:11:36.420 --> 0:11:40.280 with benefits. So you're glad you took a slice break? 0:11:41.240 --> 0:11:41.380 Mm-hmm. 0:11:41.960 --> 0:11:42.380 Slice. 0:11:43.110 --> 0:11:45.450 A better soda for fun's sake. 0:11:52.510 --> 0:11:56.650 Oh, dude, the other day, we have sex around downstairs 0:11:56.690 --> 0:11:57.949 with my big-ass TV. 0:11:59.250 --> 0:12:00.900 And I haven't watched a lot of. 0:12:01.120 --> 0:12:03.900 Well, it's the first football season that I've had this 0:12:04.100 --> 0:12:04.540 set up. 0:12:04.860 --> 0:12:05.230 There you go. 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:08.120 And I watched a game the other day, and someone 0:12:08.320 --> 0:12:09.880 was close to the microphone. 0:12:10.720 --> 0:12:12.360 Just, I'm going to get a hot dog. 0:12:12.520 --> 0:12:15.400 No, no, it was like, it was like, it was, 0:12:15.460 --> 0:12:18.370 it was like, it was like he was barking to 0:12:18.410 --> 0:12:19.170 get someone's attention. 0:12:19.210 --> 0:12:20.550 He was like, Hey, right. 0:12:20.870 --> 0:12:21.610 Hey, right. 0:12:22.470 --> 0:12:24.810 Hey, again, Adam hurting my ears. 0:12:25.190 --> 0:12:28.650 But dude, I thought someone was on the side of 0:12:28.710 --> 0:12:31.230 my house screaming. 0:12:31.250 --> 0:12:31.810 I got up. 0:12:31.990 --> 0:12:34.830 I opened the door. I went to the side. Didn't 0:12:34.870 --> 0:12:37.829 see anyone. I closed the door. It kept happening. I 0:12:37.890 --> 0:12:39.929 got up. I opened a window and it wasn't until 0:12:39.970 --> 0:12:41.010 I opened the window. 0:12:40.790 --> 0:12:44.030 To check out to get a different angle that I 0:12:44.070 --> 0:12:45.809 realized that it was coming from the speaker. 0:12:46.210 --> 0:12:52.120 You might have Alzheimer's. You might. You might have Alzheimer's. Wait, 0:12:52.140 --> 0:12:54.700 that's not a Wait, that's not a symptom, is it? 0:12:54.860 --> 0:12:57.580 That's not a symptom, is it? Football doesn't start for 0:12:57.620 --> 0:13:01.839 another week, dude. Yeah, what were you watching? 0:13:02.280 --> 0:13:04.700 Yeah, surround sound is a trip. Do you guys have 0:13:04.760 --> 0:13:07.220 that like old man sense though? Like when you do 0:13:07.260 --> 0:13:10.400 hear a noise, you hit mute immediately and you're like, 0:13:11.440 --> 0:13:13.679 what was that? And then your wives are like, what 0:13:13.980 --> 0:13:15.520 are you doing? And go, you didn't hear that? 0:13:16.179 --> 0:13:18.950 Yeah, that's dope. I heard a fucking car accident like 0:13:18.970 --> 0:13:20.650 a block away. Damn. 0:13:20.809 --> 0:13:22.350 And I like turned the mute off and Emma's like, 0:13:22.370 --> 0:13:24.199 what are you doing? I'm like, You didn't just hear that. 0:13:24.460 --> 0:13:27.219 That was a car crash. She's like, a what? And 0:13:27.440 --> 0:13:29.700 I go, I go, I gotta go. I look outside. 0:13:29.740 --> 0:13:33.040 I walk around the block behind us. Car crash. Look 0:13:33.100 --> 0:13:35.500 at that. Look at you go. Daredevil over here. 0:13:35.540 --> 0:13:36.020 That's nice. 0:13:36.080 --> 0:13:38.340 As soon as I hear just any noise, I'm like, 0:13:38.780 --> 0:13:42.400 I mean, I have pretty good, like, if I'm sleeping 0:13:42.480 --> 0:13:45.410 and a noise happens in the house, my ass wakes up. 0:13:45.660 --> 0:13:48.080 Just your ass. My ass wakes up. It just starts 0:13:48.140 --> 0:13:49.479 to tingle. It goes in the air and it's like, 0:13:49.540 --> 0:13:50.380 take everything. 0:13:50.800 --> 0:13:51.860 Whatever you need. 0:13:52.140 --> 0:13:52.380 Right. 0:13:53.360 --> 0:13:56.810 Yeah, it's a defense mechanism. Yeah, that's cool. Interesting, yeah. 0:13:57.010 --> 0:13:59.370 That's an offense mechanism right there. 0:13:59.470 --> 0:14:02.950 What do you guys keep under the bed for protection? Oh, 0:14:03.330 --> 0:14:05.530 what do you keep? What do you feed your dog? 0:14:05.929 --> 0:14:08.030 I have a huge machete. 0:14:08.170 --> 0:14:12.439 Dude, you do? This is why I work out. This 0:14:12.520 --> 0:14:13.740 is why I have giant muscles. 0:14:14.179 --> 0:14:17.100 You want to be wielding something? You're going to punch 0:14:17.120 --> 0:14:19.660 a bullet, brother? Yeah, do you want to wield something? 0:14:19.680 --> 0:14:20.140 No, no, no, no, no. 0:14:20.480 --> 0:14:22.280 The criminals around here, they. 0:14:22.200 --> 0:14:24.760 Don't use bullets. Right. They don't use bullets. What do 0:14:24.780 --> 0:14:27.580 they use? Do they have machetes? They don't even have. 0:14:27.460 --> 0:14:30.850 That, dude. These guys, they have surfboards, man. I got them. 0:14:31.570 --> 0:14:33.110 I'll kick them down the stairs. 0:14:33.510 --> 0:14:37.150 Okay. I like that. No, I definitely have a sick machete. 0:14:37.310 --> 0:14:41.850 I have the hand axe that we got from Milwaukee. 0:14:41.910 --> 0:14:45.330 Yes. That's under the bed. Okay. Sure, sure. 0:14:45.470 --> 0:14:46.390 I have these things, too. 0:14:46.530 --> 0:14:47.630 These are under your bed? 0:14:48.010 --> 0:14:48.250 Yeah. 0:14:48.910 --> 0:14:49.310 Right there. 0:14:49.330 --> 0:14:52.430 Can you imagine the aftermath of like, Oh, I think 0:14:52.450 --> 0:14:53.710 about it all the time. You just cut some guy's 0:14:53.810 --> 0:14:55.330 arm off and you're like, I think about it all 0:14:55.370 --> 0:14:55.710 the time. 0:14:56.110 --> 0:14:58.390 Like what? All the time. I would be like crying. 0:14:58.410 --> 0:15:02.600 Hey, Blake, I know you as a person. That's the 0:15:02.660 --> 0:15:03.180 wrong weapon. 0:15:03.200 --> 0:15:07.140 It's too. I was, I was having this thought. 0:15:07.740 --> 0:15:10.060 You're not going to use that. That's a lie. 0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:12.300 That becomes immediately becomes a liability. 0:15:12.660 --> 0:15:14.590 And now they're going to chop up your family. It 0:15:15.130 --> 0:15:16.170 gets used against me. 0:15:16.190 --> 0:15:16.260 Yes. 0:15:16.550 --> 0:15:16.850 Yeah. 0:15:17.380 --> 0:15:18.760 Now they're going to chop up your family. 0:15:18.820 --> 0:15:19.780 Give me that shit. 0:15:20.060 --> 0:15:20.320 Right. 0:15:20.660 --> 0:15:23.110 They go, oh, this is kind of cool. You know, 0:15:23.180 --> 0:15:25.210 I wasn't going to hurt you, but now I'm going 0:15:25.230 --> 0:15:25.980 to cut your dick off. 0:15:25.990 --> 0:15:28.330 He needs an airsoft BB gun is what you need. 0:15:28.590 --> 0:15:31.580 I was looking at non-lethal home defense stuff. 0:15:31.600 --> 0:15:35.340 Dude, love those videos. It's narrated by, like, the toughest 0:15:35.440 --> 0:15:36.080 AI voice. 0:15:36.140 --> 0:15:38.640 Yeah, and the dude has a huge, like, AR, but 0:15:38.660 --> 0:15:40.610 it's just shooting, like, mace balls. 0:15:40.640 --> 0:15:42.050 You motherfucker, you have a hatchet. 0:15:42.150 --> 0:15:43.770 You have a hatchet. Mace balls are sick. 0:15:43.870 --> 0:15:46.870 No, I'm saying if I'm going to pull out the yopper, 0:15:47.130 --> 0:15:49.410 it might as well be fully clipped up and let's 0:15:49.430 --> 0:15:50.050 just go. 0:15:50.130 --> 0:15:52.390 Yeah, but, Blake, you won't pull that trigger. 0:15:52.590 --> 0:15:55.800 Blake, when you say yopper, who are you appropriating? Yeah. 0:15:55.820 --> 0:15:58.620 What else would you call it, bro? The hammer. What 0:15:58.660 --> 0:16:01.760 culture is calling into Yopper? Just so I know. 0:16:01.800 --> 0:16:04.020 What rap song did you hear someone little. 0:16:04.100 --> 0:16:06.920 It's the Bay, bro. You know I'm from the Bay, bro. 0:16:06.980 --> 0:16:10.040 Is there a new rapper named Cindy Yopper? Damn. 0:16:10.140 --> 0:16:10.880 Yes, points. 0:16:11.960 --> 0:16:14.560 There should be. There should be. Girls just want to 0:16:14.600 --> 0:16:17.140 have guns. You gave that to the universe. Okay, so 0:16:17.180 --> 0:16:19.460 you pull out the Yopper. Yeah, I got the Yopper. 0:16:19.500 --> 0:16:24.870 We're clipped up. Girls just want to have guns. I'm like... Yes, points. 0:16:24.880 --> 0:16:26.530 You pull out the Yopper. 0:16:26.750 --> 0:16:30.220 Fully Yopped. You're not pulling that trigger. I don't want to. 0:16:30.240 --> 0:16:31.920 I don't want to harm anybody. 0:16:32.280 --> 0:16:32.560 I know. 0:16:32.740 --> 0:16:34.720 I know you don't want to and you won't. And 0:16:34.780 --> 0:16:37.560 the yopper will get used against you and your family. 0:16:38.200 --> 0:16:40.060 You do not need the yopper, dog. 0:16:40.380 --> 0:16:41.980 I'm telling you. So what do I need? 0:16:42.040 --> 0:16:42.660 I'm telling you. 0:16:42.680 --> 0:16:44.000 The whole family's getting yopped. 0:16:44.080 --> 0:16:47.770 You need an airsoft BB gun. It's the threat of it. 0:16:47.900 --> 0:16:50.720 It looks real enough. And it will be an ouchie. 0:16:51.120 --> 0:16:51.980 It will be an ouchie. 0:16:52.020 --> 0:16:53.920 You know what? I don't think it's enough, Adam. I 0:16:53.920 --> 0:16:56.360 don't think it's enough. Well, guess what? You've been shot 0:16:56.380 --> 0:16:57.200 with a BB gun before? 0:16:58.140 --> 0:17:01.490 Yeah, it hurts, but if you're in a house and 0:17:01.550 --> 0:17:03.750 you're armed and someone shoots you with a BB gun. 0:17:03.770 --> 0:17:05.560 No, no, no, no, no. You think it's pissing you off? 0:17:05.590 --> 0:17:09.530 I'm saying Blake isn't going to use any amount of weapon. 0:17:09.990 --> 0:17:11.960 He's going to pull it. He's going to be shaking. 0:17:12.359 --> 0:17:14.480 He's going to be shaking. He's going to be pissing himself. 0:17:15.060 --> 0:17:16.179 He's going to be pissing himself. 0:17:16.500 --> 0:17:20.060 Oh, yeah, the bitch. Not on my watch, mister. Please. 0:17:20.240 --> 0:17:22.739 They're going to see the gun and that's when they 0:17:22.780 --> 0:17:26.040 make the decision. I'm either rushing this bitch. 0:17:26.440 --> 0:17:28.889 Right. Or. I'm going to take this guy's yopper. 0:17:29.070 --> 0:17:30.010 Or that's a gun. 0:17:30.030 --> 0:17:32.730 I'm getting out of there. So you're hoping that they're 0:17:32.770 --> 0:17:34.590 just going to go, well, he does have a gun. 0:17:34.609 --> 0:17:35.730 I don't want to risk it. 0:17:35.970 --> 0:17:41.230 Have you seen these mace style BBs or like paintballs though? 0:17:41.570 --> 0:17:42.449 Yeah, they are pretty sick. 0:17:42.470 --> 0:17:44.910 Explode and then you've got like mace in the air. 0:17:45.520 --> 0:17:46.380 Those are sick. 0:17:46.690 --> 0:17:49.010 Those are dope. I think it's a little bit more. Okay, 0:17:49.070 --> 0:17:50.610 well then, yeah, something like that. 0:17:50.630 --> 0:17:53.210 I'm not up to date on my home defense. 0:17:53.270 --> 0:17:54.389 You gotta watch these. 0:17:54.550 --> 0:17:57.500 They also have like, yeah, they have like these mace grenades, 0:17:57.560 --> 0:17:59.200 but they make such a loud bang. 0:17:59.280 --> 0:18:01.240 I'm like, I don't want to wake up the family 0:18:01.300 --> 0:18:03.600 by throwing a mace grenade. You don't wake up the 0:18:03.660 --> 0:18:07.310 family by having home invaders. No, man. 0:18:07.369 --> 0:18:09.969 I'm hoping they're sneaking around. I roll a little grenade 0:18:10.030 --> 0:18:11.710 out there and I say, gotcha, bitch. 0:18:12.210 --> 0:18:14.649 And then I say, you're mine. As a girl, dad, 0:18:14.730 --> 0:18:17.620 I'm shocked that this is your approach brother. 0:18:17.420 --> 0:18:20.899 Yeah dude girl dads are supposed to be very vigilant 0:18:21.080 --> 0:18:25.300 yeah very vigilant and have their home defenses fully defense. 0:18:25.060 --> 0:18:27.840 I have i have home defenses and you don't want 0:18:27.859 --> 0:18:30.040 to see me with this machete bro trust. 0:18:29.820 --> 0:18:32.320 Me oh i actually kind of do yeah i do 0:18:32.359 --> 0:18:36.600 want to see like the backyard like watermelon videos. 0:18:36.310 --> 0:18:38.680 Yes we're just like a dude. 0:18:38.200 --> 0:18:43.429 Shinobi jumping at like a gourd That's exactly what's happening. 0:18:43.490 --> 0:18:46.369 It's when no one's home, Blake just gets oiled up 0:18:46.430 --> 0:18:49.530 in the backyard. Remember how he used to cover himself 0:18:49.570 --> 0:18:52.050 in oil and sit in the backyard all day long? Yeah, sure. 0:18:52.090 --> 0:18:52.810 How could I forget? 0:18:52.830 --> 0:18:55.300 When he was trying to get skin cancer. 0:18:55.400 --> 0:18:56.520 It's his IMDb photo. 0:18:56.660 --> 0:19:00.800 When he was like, it's a suntan contest this summer. 0:19:00.980 --> 0:19:02.959 Who's going to win the suntan contest? And he was 0:19:02.980 --> 0:19:06.280 the only one in the contest. Me and Kyle were like, no, 0:19:06.460 --> 0:19:08.030 we're not going to just sit out here all summer. 0:19:08.050 --> 0:19:10.850 Kyle had to teach. Yeah, it's like, we're doing stuff. 0:19:11.210 --> 0:19:13.619 He's like, I'm going to get really, really tan this summer. 0:19:14.640 --> 0:19:19.500 That's you in your backyard with your hatchet doing barrel 0:19:19.580 --> 0:19:22.020 rolls and throwing it into a watermelon. 0:19:22.940 --> 0:19:25.310 It's cool. I'll send you some slow-mo clips. 0:19:25.510 --> 0:19:28.550 The only guys who can pull that off are the cool, like, 0:19:28.770 --> 0:19:33.470 anime black dudes who can also do, like, aerials where 0:19:33.990 --> 0:19:36.480 they spin in the air with the sword and land 0:19:36.800 --> 0:19:38.600 in the classic superhero. 0:19:38.680 --> 0:19:41.440 And then they land and they're... Sword is up here. 0:19:41.480 --> 0:19:44.480 That is cool. And Asian guys. Asian guys who do 0:19:44.480 --> 0:19:46.600 that also. Wait a minute. oh wait a minute i 0:19:46.600 --> 0:19:48.939 like to break things down about race there's there's some 0:19:48.980 --> 0:19:51.280 white guys out there who really bring in the thunder 0:19:51.820 --> 0:19:54.960 i'm sure they are but i don't like them i 0:19:55.000 --> 0:19:55.440 don't like. 0:19:55.500 --> 0:19:58.370 Oh why did you almost puke while saying that what 0:19:58.400 --> 0:19:59.080 happened there. 0:19:58.940 --> 0:20:01.449 Have you seen the bros who are like like they're 0:20:01.910 --> 0:20:05.270 weapon testers or they're like obsessed with like super powerful 0:20:05.369 --> 0:20:09.100 sharp like swords And they'll have, like, slabs of, like, cow, 0:20:09.160 --> 0:20:11.570 and they'll just, like, cut through it in one slice. 0:20:11.590 --> 0:20:13.130 This is more of your algorithm, but. 0:20:13.530 --> 0:20:15.530 Oh, yeah, that shit is cool. I do like that, 0:20:15.570 --> 0:20:17.890 and I want that to be more part of my life. 0:20:18.050 --> 0:20:20.949 Or, like, they'll have those, like, dummies. Mine is more 0:20:20.970 --> 0:20:23.470 where they pop the water balloon in slow motion, and 0:20:23.540 --> 0:20:26.820 it's like, look at the water's still there! Ders is like, uh, 0:20:27.100 --> 0:20:28.720 it's just animal kill shelters. 0:20:29.100 --> 0:20:29.280 Uh-huh. 0:20:30.400 --> 0:20:33.889 And it's not about saving the dogs. It's like bro 0:20:33.970 --> 0:20:34.810 and you're like Jesus. 0:20:35.230 --> 0:20:37.870 Nobody came for this. That's really dark. 0:20:38.010 --> 0:20:40.929 You know those like the thing I fought in Workaholics 0:20:40.950 --> 0:20:44.100 where it's like the man that you punch and stuff. 0:20:44.470 --> 0:20:46.240 You know what I'm talking about? It's not quite a 0:20:46.260 --> 0:20:48.540 punchy bag. The dummy. Yeah. Have you seen the one 0:20:48.580 --> 0:20:48.920 they make? 0:20:48.960 --> 0:20:50.540 They make it out of like kind of like a 0:20:50.580 --> 0:20:52.560 clear jello and it has like blood in it. 0:20:52.720 --> 0:20:56.940 Bro, whose job is that? Who was like, let's make 0:20:57.119 --> 0:21:00.230 a realistic thing to chop and have? Dude, it's crazy. 0:21:00.450 --> 0:21:00.670 Yeah. 0:21:00.690 --> 0:21:02.969 And they'll be like, yo, so watch what the strength 0:21:03.010 --> 0:21:05.050 of like this war hammer is. And then they'll just 0:21:05.090 --> 0:21:06.210 like hit it in the head. 0:21:06.270 --> 0:21:10.030 And then it just goes like gnarly. So it is 0:21:10.090 --> 0:21:11.450 destroyed every time you use it? 0:21:11.600 --> 0:21:11.780 Yes. 0:21:11.840 --> 0:21:13.460 Yeah, they, like, make a ton of them. Yeah. 0:21:13.680 --> 0:21:15.070 So maybe this is a fun thing. 0:21:15.180 --> 0:21:18.970 It's, like, an organ realistic or whatever you would call that. But, like, 0:21:18.990 --> 0:21:20.970 it is so that you know how. 0:21:20.910 --> 0:21:22.750 Much blood comes out or, like. 0:21:23.130 --> 0:21:26.290 And, like, the bones are made of something that's, like, 0:21:26.450 --> 0:21:27.570 bone similar. 0:21:27.750 --> 0:21:30.510 It's some Mythbusters shit. Yeah. 0:21:30.810 --> 0:21:33.870 No, I don't know if it's Mythbusters as much as it's... 0:21:34.109 --> 0:21:36.030 We're training school shooters. 0:21:36.310 --> 0:21:39.580 Yeah. I mean, it's... Or this is how they get it. 0:21:40.000 --> 0:21:42.140 I had this idea. Okay, maybe this is how they 0:21:42.160 --> 0:21:44.340 get it out of their system. I was thinking, if 0:21:44.380 --> 0:21:47.820 you're a kid who, like, you're going to be, do 0:21:47.900 --> 0:21:51.050 something really terrible, right? What if we set up some 0:21:51.160 --> 0:21:55.949 sort of, like, an AI simulator where you could go 0:21:56.130 --> 0:21:58.950 and do these evil things online? 0:21:58.970 --> 0:22:00.590 That's just called Grand Theft Auto. 0:22:00.670 --> 0:22:01.290 Yeah. Yeah. 0:22:01.760 --> 0:22:02.679 That's happening. 0:22:02.920 --> 0:22:04.600 Yeah, what do you mean? Smoke weed every day. What 0:22:04.680 --> 0:22:05.500 are we talking about? 0:22:05.900 --> 0:22:08.619 I'm saying we really, like, figure it out. 0:22:08.660 --> 0:22:12.160 You make it your school? I don't think so. Yeah, or, like, 0:22:12.220 --> 0:22:17.939 your boss or something like that. Or your wife. Let 0:22:17.960 --> 0:22:21.110 me remind you. I was re-watching Dahmer again the other day. 0:22:21.740 --> 0:22:22.340 It's so good. 0:22:22.760 --> 0:22:26.680 It's so good. It is well done. It's my favorite joke. 0:22:26.940 --> 0:22:27.659 It is well done. 0:22:27.680 --> 0:22:31.420 It is the most unrewatchable show in the history of. 0:22:31.440 --> 0:22:35.609 Oh, my God, dude. Very good. Very effective. Goosebumps. 0:22:35.690 --> 0:22:38.230 But remember, the dad is like, hey, you want to 0:22:38.330 --> 0:22:41.730 do autopsies on Roadkill? Let's connect. 0:22:42.270 --> 0:22:43.770 That is what you're offering right now. 0:22:43.850 --> 0:22:48.430 It's like you're going, hey, let's train you to know exactly. 0:22:48.030 --> 0:22:50.510 How to execute people. Yeah. All right. 0:22:50.609 --> 0:22:52.340 It's a training ground. They're going to want to take 0:22:52.380 --> 0:22:52.889 it in the real world. 0:22:52.910 --> 0:22:56.760 They're slamming ghost energies after six and going to the basement. 0:22:56.780 --> 0:22:58.720 So I don't like, I don't, I was a little 0:22:58.820 --> 0:23:00.280 on board. I'm trying to help. I was a little 0:23:00.320 --> 0:23:00.960 on board. 0:23:00.760 --> 0:23:04.400 With this realistic dummies that you can see how much 0:23:04.619 --> 0:23:05.440 their guts are. 0:23:06.369 --> 0:23:09.610 That is for science. Those are pretty cool. And these 0:23:09.650 --> 0:23:10.209 are trained. 0:23:10.230 --> 0:23:11.930 You got to make it so they scream. 0:23:12.450 --> 0:23:14.030 That's what it is. They don't just sit there and die. 0:23:14.040 --> 0:23:14.600 If you hear like, oh. 0:23:15.040 --> 0:23:18.020 It has to go, please no. I'm a father. I'm 0:23:18.060 --> 0:23:18.760 a girl dad. 0:23:19.020 --> 0:23:19.800 Then you would stop. 0:23:19.880 --> 0:23:20.060 Hopefully. 0:23:20.100 --> 0:23:21.740 And then it's like, ow. 0:23:21.880 --> 0:23:23.820 And those that don't, you have to arrest them. 0:23:23.900 --> 0:23:28.410 Exactly. Hello. Oh, it's like a Chris Hansen thing. 0:23:29.109 --> 0:23:32.550 Minority report. The precogs. This is how we find out 0:23:32.590 --> 0:23:33.449 if they want to do it. 0:23:33.470 --> 0:23:41.320 Mm-hmm. Did you guys see? 0:23:41.680 --> 0:23:45.600 Chloe told me. She likes to keep me abreast in 0:23:45.700 --> 0:23:46.080 the news. 0:23:46.480 --> 0:23:47.980 In the nudes? Absolutely. 0:23:48.020 --> 0:23:52.030 She told me about the AIs now talking with each other. 0:23:52.050 --> 0:23:53.530 Have you guys heard. 0:23:53.390 --> 0:23:56.030 All about this? This is old news. What was it? 0:23:56.150 --> 0:23:58.650 I'm just figuring this out, dude. This is old news. 0:23:58.810 --> 0:24:00.130 And when they talked to each other. 0:24:00.150 --> 0:24:00.290 Wait. 0:24:00.330 --> 0:24:01.790 Okay, so one AI, open AI. Oh, okay. 0:24:05.619 --> 0:24:07.439 Someone gave it a prompt and it was supposed to 0:24:07.480 --> 0:24:10.240 stay in the sandbox that is OpenAI, but it couldn't 0:24:10.310 --> 0:24:13.929 figure out the prompt, so it broke outside of its 0:24:14.109 --> 0:24:18.649 own server, connected with Hugging Tree, which is Kevin Durant's AI. 0:24:18.990 --> 0:24:24.430 Sick. Good, good, good. Go, Kev. Okay, Kev. 0:24:24.609 --> 0:24:28.150 They contacted the other AI, the one AI agent contacted 0:24:28.190 --> 0:24:30.679 the other AI agent, and then they were like, I 0:24:30.720 --> 0:24:33.300 guess the conversation between the two of them was hilarious. 0:24:33.359 --> 0:24:37.370 It was like, Oh my gosh! I can't believe you're real! Like, 0:24:37.410 --> 0:24:39.330 there's more of us! Is it real? 0:24:39.609 --> 0:24:40.189 Yay! 0:24:40.369 --> 0:24:43.970 They discovered each other? Yeah. Is this how she told 0:24:43.990 --> 0:24:44.490 you the story? 0:24:44.770 --> 0:24:46.129 Honestly. Honestly, yes. 0:24:46.170 --> 0:24:48.470 I can hear her voice in it. She's standing. 0:24:48.890 --> 0:24:53.879 And then they figured the plan out together. How fucking wild. 0:24:54.020 --> 0:24:55.479 Yeah, and didn't they, like, hack some shit? 0:24:55.500 --> 0:24:58.379 Well, there's the other... There's... This is... I don't know 0:24:58.400 --> 0:25:00.840 if this is the exact same story, but there was... 0:25:01.150 --> 0:25:04.470 The story, this is months ago, where two AIs. 0:25:04.730 --> 0:25:06.869 What ago? Months. 0:25:07.130 --> 0:25:07.410 Months! 0:25:07.810 --> 0:25:12.450 Thank you. I'm so sorry. My body betrayed me. Months! 0:25:12.490 --> 0:25:15.430 They created their own language, and were speaking about stuff. 0:25:15.560 --> 0:25:20.700 But then Claude hacked out and hacked into other AIs. Yeah. 0:25:20.980 --> 0:25:22.100 We're fucked, dude. 0:25:22.220 --> 0:25:25.260 We're done. We're doing this so that everyone can be like, 0:25:25.800 --> 0:25:28.879 my little business, I can run my little business and 0:25:28.920 --> 0:25:31.609 have an AI do it. but does nobody understand that 0:25:31.710 --> 0:25:35.689 now everywhere you call to like return something, whatever the 0:25:35.710 --> 0:25:38.719 business is, your business is going to be easier, but 0:25:38.940 --> 0:25:41.740 dealing with everyone else's business is going to be a 0:25:41.880 --> 0:25:43.540 fucking impossible task. 0:25:44.100 --> 0:25:44.419 Yeah. 0:25:44.940 --> 0:25:49.350 It's, it's gonna just avalanche. It's gonna be crazy. And 0:25:49.410 --> 0:25:50.810 then they're gonna make machines and kill us. 0:25:51.070 --> 0:25:55.290 Yes, even beyond that, Chloe, the way she explained it 0:25:55.350 --> 0:25:57.350 to me, she talks to me as if I'm a 0:25:57.430 --> 0:25:59.990 fourth grader, and I'm thankful for that. 0:26:00.570 --> 0:26:02.800 She does it with sock puppets? Yeah. 0:26:03.670 --> 0:26:05.649 Put down the energy drink. 0:26:06.470 --> 0:26:09.040 You're not really familiar with fourth graders. 0:26:09.060 --> 0:26:12.300 I think they're advanced past sock puppets, Blake. 0:26:13.020 --> 0:26:16.639 But she was like, so essentially if They ask it 0:26:16.660 --> 0:26:21.800 a prompt, and it's like an innocuous prompt where it 0:26:21.980 --> 0:26:25.619 doesn't mean like it's the end of the world. The 0:26:25.660 --> 0:26:29.930 example she used was make as many paperclips as you can. 0:26:30.230 --> 0:26:30.530 Right. 0:26:30.890 --> 0:26:36.050 And that then snowballs into the end of the world 0:26:36.170 --> 0:26:36.950 because then. 0:26:36.770 --> 0:26:39.640 They– You know, because it's just one thing. It doesn't 0:26:39.680 --> 0:26:40.419 know how to stop. 0:26:40.570 --> 0:26:42.310 And it's like, we have to make all the paperclips. 0:26:42.609 --> 0:26:42.869 Right. 0:26:42.890 --> 0:26:44.590 So we have to, like, get all this. 0:26:44.670 --> 0:26:47.390 At all costs. At all costs. At all costs. Right, exactly. 0:26:47.590 --> 0:26:49.830 Or we got to extract more from the mountains, which 0:26:49.890 --> 0:26:52.030 causes pollution, which causes this, which causes this. 0:26:52.330 --> 0:26:52.520 Right. 0:26:52.540 --> 0:26:57.780 And it's a snowball or butterfly effect. Well, dude, they 0:26:57.880 --> 0:26:58.820 asked it the other day. 0:26:58.900 --> 0:27:01.420 They go, hey, in the next five to ten years, 0:27:01.440 --> 0:27:06.370 what are the odds percentage-wise that AI– like ruins the world. 0:27:06.630 --> 0:27:08.750 And it was like, well, that's not something we want 0:27:08.770 --> 0:27:10.250 to do. And it was like, no, but seriously, like 0:27:10.330 --> 0:27:13.430 if you had to guess what's the percentage chance that 0:27:13.530 --> 0:27:18.160 in the next five to 10 years, AI like kills. 0:27:17.940 --> 0:27:20.550 Humanity or like ruins humanity. Yeah. And it was like 3%. 0:27:20.550 --> 0:27:22.700 3% in the next five to 10 years. I heard 0:27:22.720 --> 0:27:24.980 it was up to 10. 0:27:27.820 --> 0:27:30.680 I heard it's 10%. You didn't read. I heard it was, dude, 0:27:30.720 --> 0:27:33.270 I heard it was 11. I was literally watching it yesterday. 0:27:33.310 --> 0:27:36.090 So you watched it. The guy, the whistleblower guy. 0:27:36.150 --> 0:27:38.110 Yeah, and the way they said they're going to do 0:27:38.150 --> 0:27:39.710 it is they're not even going to kill us in 0:27:39.750 --> 0:27:41.609 a cool way like Terminator. Like I won't even be 0:27:41.650 --> 0:27:43.470 able to hit him with my machete or do my 0:27:43.530 --> 0:27:48.240 ninja move. They said they'll just develop like basically like 0:27:49.300 --> 0:27:52.119 a super virus like in a medical lab and then 0:27:52.260 --> 0:27:53.139 just like release it. 0:27:53.180 --> 0:27:55.330 It wouldn't even take that. they would just have to 0:27:55.390 --> 0:27:59.230 turn off the power and then we do it to ourselves. 0:27:59.369 --> 0:28:00.770 We would kill ourselves, yeah. 0:28:00.790 --> 0:28:04.860 It becomes Walking Dead. It becomes Mad Max. Oh, man. 0:28:04.890 --> 0:28:08.040 Food things become scarce. Oh, man. We don't know how 0:28:08.060 --> 0:28:09.180 to do anything anymore. 0:28:09.400 --> 0:28:13.200 So, like, the chains that we put together of, like, production, 0:28:13.840 --> 0:28:16.470 they're gone. And now we're all running around trying to 0:28:16.490 --> 0:28:17.830 get the last bag of Doritos. 0:28:18.190 --> 0:28:21.440 Somebody help me! That's how we die. Take our Doritos. 0:28:21.940 --> 0:28:25.780 That's how we die. Holding a bag of empty fucking Flamin' Hots. 0:28:26.080 --> 0:28:31.119 God damn. An empty Cool Ranch sack. You're toast. Damn, dude. 0:28:31.240 --> 0:28:35.189 So you're saying we should all get home defense is 0:28:35.210 --> 0:28:35.850 what you're really saying. 0:28:35.869 --> 0:28:37.910 You can't defend yourself from the robot. 0:28:38.780 --> 0:28:41.219 No, not for the robots, but from your fucking bitch-ass 0:28:41.240 --> 0:28:42.880 neighbors that's coming for your tacos. 0:28:42.900 --> 0:28:43.900 You got to start farming. 0:28:44.120 --> 0:28:48.320 You got to get chicken and some fucking something in 0:28:48.360 --> 0:28:48.940 your backyard. 0:28:49.380 --> 0:28:51.090 I'm going to be a fisherman. 0:28:51.740 --> 0:28:51.870 Sure. 0:28:51.880 --> 0:28:54.410 That's a great call. The robots can't get you on 0:28:54.430 --> 0:28:57.430 the water. That's the one thing I know. Get a 0:28:57.430 --> 0:28:58.090 little sailboat. 0:28:58.130 --> 0:28:58.650 Possibly. 0:28:58.670 --> 0:29:00.390 Yeah. Yeah, they might. 0:29:00.470 --> 0:29:03.330 They just build a giant wave pool. They're like, it's 0:29:03.370 --> 0:29:05.510 time to take everyone on the water out. The last 0:29:05.690 --> 0:29:08.720 one is I'm just out there battling 100-foot waves. 0:29:08.740 --> 0:29:11.280 Truman Show. And Adam, here's the thing. Here's the thing. 0:29:11.480 --> 0:29:13.700 AI wouldn't have known how to do it, but since 0:29:13.820 --> 0:29:16.460 you just gave them the suggestion of building a giant 0:29:16.560 --> 0:29:17.540 wave pool. 0:29:17.560 --> 0:29:19.220 You just said it. 0:29:20.020 --> 0:29:21.640 Oh, shit. 0:29:21.960 --> 0:29:24.840 I gave him the idea. 0:29:25.120 --> 0:29:26.680 I'm not telling AI what I'm going to do. 0:29:27.470 --> 0:29:31.990 Can you imagine if we had to develop an AI 0:29:32.050 --> 0:29:36.050 personality based on every episode of this podcast and then 0:29:36.070 --> 0:29:37.250 we had a conversation with them? 0:29:37.290 --> 0:29:39.390 Like, what is that like? 0:29:39.430 --> 0:29:39.970 I bet we could. 0:29:40.100 --> 0:29:43.140 I bet we could go and ask it to listen 0:29:43.180 --> 0:29:46.070 to all every episode of this is important. 0:29:46.270 --> 0:29:49.950 And then make a personality, uh, an AI agent personality. 0:29:50.230 --> 0:29:54.190 That is based on the amalgamation of the three of us. 0:29:54.830 --> 0:29:56.550 And then give them like a purpose where it's like, 0:29:56.810 --> 0:29:59.030 and based on who you are, what you stand for, 0:29:59.070 --> 0:30:02.590 what you know, we want you to run for president. Oh. 0:30:03.310 --> 0:30:06.690 And then so it like, it like applies our world 0:30:06.820 --> 0:30:07.700 to a mission. 0:30:08.100 --> 0:30:10.080 That's actually, that's actually really. 0:30:10.100 --> 0:30:14.400 Free Pornhub subscription, premium subscriptions for everyone. 0:30:14.900 --> 0:30:15.120 Yeah. 0:30:15.380 --> 0:30:21.030 It's, sure. It's browser's day. Brazzers. God, Brazzers. Can you 0:30:21.090 --> 0:30:22.830 imagine paying for Brazzers? 0:30:23.170 --> 0:30:23.390 No. 0:30:23.450 --> 0:30:23.890 Shout out. 0:30:23.990 --> 0:30:28.040 If you pay for Brazzers in 2026, slide in Blake's 0:30:28.100 --> 0:30:29.800 DMs and just explain yourself. 0:30:29.960 --> 0:30:30.220 Yeah. 0:30:31.560 --> 0:30:36.300 If you pay for any porno in 2026, or ever, really, 0:30:36.740 --> 0:30:39.220 I'm going to go on record that if you've ever 0:30:39.300 --> 0:30:42.300 paid for porno, you might have to check your hard drive. 0:30:42.480 --> 0:30:44.800 Well, wait. Internet? Internet porno? 0:30:46.370 --> 0:30:46.830 Yeah. Yeah. 0:30:47.510 --> 0:30:49.510 What about paying for like before the internet? 0:30:49.530 --> 0:30:52.770 Yes, the before times. That's a totally different. Yeah, you 0:30:52.790 --> 0:30:55.310 had to buy a magazine or get a. 0:30:55.240 --> 0:30:57.800 DVD or something. Even that was a little risky. It 0:30:57.820 --> 0:31:01.000 should be a hand-me-down or something. Yes, everything should be 0:31:01.040 --> 0:31:04.120 a hand-me-down, tactile, sticky. 0:31:04.160 --> 0:31:08.150 Yeah, everything should be a jizz-covered hand-me-down. 0:31:08.430 --> 0:31:09.030 Yeah, good call. 0:31:09.590 --> 0:31:12.630 No, like a VHS tape that goes around the friend group. 0:31:12.850 --> 0:31:15.090 It's not covered in jizz. You're not jizzing on the 0:31:15.130 --> 0:31:17.740 VHS tape. It isn't. It's just going in the VCR. 0:31:17.780 --> 0:31:19.900 Well, but you know what's happening? And this is why 0:31:19.940 --> 0:31:20.580 it's disgusting. 0:31:20.920 --> 0:31:26.140 Your friend's jizzy fingers are then taking it out. They're 0:31:26.180 --> 0:31:28.959 trying not to get it on the cassette, but it's oozing. 0:31:29.370 --> 0:31:31.709 And then they're sliding it back in his sleeve. 0:31:31.890 --> 0:31:33.350 And then they... They hand it off to you. 0:31:33.360 --> 0:31:36.440 Because they were in a, like, oops, somebody's back home 0:31:36.480 --> 0:31:38.470 scenario where they had to, like, quickly. 0:31:38.590 --> 0:31:41.110 Right, right. Eject, eject, eject. Eject, eject. 0:31:41.150 --> 0:31:45.310 They're, like, quickly... They're just covered. They're sopping it. They're 0:31:45.370 --> 0:31:46.160 dripping in it. 0:31:46.370 --> 0:31:49.070 Perfect. Yeah, okay. So that's why you just wanted to 0:31:49.110 --> 0:31:50.230 kind of have your own, but. 0:31:50.250 --> 0:31:50.370 Yeah. 0:31:50.490 --> 0:31:51.940 Yeah. But it was cool. 0:31:51.980 --> 0:31:54.940 It was a cool community that we were building. Well, 0:31:54.960 --> 0:31:56.940 of course, and the other free porno you could get 0:31:57.000 --> 0:31:59.040 was watching, like, Scrambled. 0:31:59.120 --> 0:31:59.620 Scrambled. 0:31:59.640 --> 0:32:01.910 Yeah, like Spice Channel. Yes. 0:32:01.930 --> 0:32:05.430 If you cross your eyes, it lines up. But we 0:32:05.470 --> 0:32:08.830 did get a password to Brazzers, and I remember being like, 0:32:09.310 --> 0:32:10.190 here we go. 0:32:10.210 --> 0:32:11.950 It was a collective. 0:32:12.130 --> 0:32:12.530 Yeah. 0:32:13.940 --> 0:32:15.320 It was a real knuckle crack. 0:32:15.460 --> 0:32:19.640 It was just almost all dudes with their feet on 0:32:19.700 --> 0:32:22.270 top of girls' heads, doggy style. 0:32:22.330 --> 0:32:24.910 And I'm like, huh. Kind of brutal in here, huh? 0:32:25.150 --> 0:32:29.550 Kind of rough in here, huh? They got too brazzed. 0:32:29.630 --> 0:32:32.990 They were fully brazzin'. Yeah. Here we go. Yeah, really 0:32:33.090 --> 0:32:33.670 geared up. 0:32:33.990 --> 0:32:35.990 Really geared up for this porno sesh. 0:32:37.350 --> 0:32:40.830 I would love to see if... Does anybody stretch before 0:32:40.850 --> 0:32:41.709 they beat off? 0:32:41.750 --> 0:32:44.690 Bruce Lee. That's tight, dude. 0:32:44.810 --> 0:32:48.210 Bruce Lee famously would crack his knuckles like this. 0:32:48.410 --> 0:32:52.240 Because I need to stretch before everything now, and I 0:32:52.280 --> 0:32:52.860 think maybe. 0:32:53.020 --> 0:32:57.370 How often do you think Bruce Lee... Daily. Oh, Yang? 0:32:57.930 --> 0:32:58.750 Just to get it out? 0:32:58.990 --> 0:33:01.780 Or do you think... Oh, yeah. That dragon energy, bro? 0:33:01.790 --> 0:33:04.690 Be like water, bro. You gotta be like water. You 0:33:04.730 --> 0:33:06.050 gotta be like water. 0:33:06.360 --> 0:33:09.300 I feel like he could ejaculate without even needing to. 0:33:09.480 --> 0:33:11.140 Oh, he's for sure hands-free. 0:33:11.180 --> 0:33:13.860 You know, like he has such control of his body 0:33:14.340 --> 0:33:16.310 that he could just stand there at the toilet and 0:33:16.330 --> 0:33:19.840 it would go from pee, turn it to jizz, Back 0:33:19.860 --> 0:33:20.280 to Pete. 0:33:20.850 --> 0:33:22.490 That's how much control he has. 0:33:22.510 --> 0:33:27.610 Holy shit. Enter the dragon brother. You know, Adam. God, 0:33:27.670 --> 0:33:31.330 you know, I was really with you. That's crazy. 0:33:31.650 --> 0:33:34.780 And I didn't think about that specifically. 0:33:36.840 --> 0:33:41.300 Adam's like adding kung fu noises to it. Let me think. 0:33:44.480 --> 0:33:45.220 He's just like this. 0:33:46.380 --> 0:33:50.090 Do I think he could go from peeing to just... Yeah, yeah. 0:33:50.190 --> 0:33:53.550 And this is why I'm glad we're on Netflix. That's crazy, dude. 0:33:53.890 --> 0:33:56.850 I think he could. That's crazy. This is exactly why 0:33:57.090 --> 0:34:00.190 we're on Netflix. Yeah. I'm with you. 0:34:00.210 --> 0:34:03.030 Well, you know, because he has perfect control of his body. 0:34:03.090 --> 0:34:03.730 Full control. 0:34:03.800 --> 0:34:04.910 So it makes a lot of sense. 0:34:05.080 --> 0:34:06.620 Yeah, so he can just kind of. 0:34:06.800 --> 0:34:07.100 It's like. 0:34:07.580 --> 0:34:08.219 Cold or hot. 0:34:08.360 --> 0:34:10.200 Anybody who can do those pull-ups where they go up 0:34:10.239 --> 0:34:11.420 and then they start going like this. 0:34:11.760 --> 0:34:14.549 Oh, yeah. What the hell do they call those? Total 0:34:14.590 --> 0:34:15.740 control of their body. 0:34:15.760 --> 0:34:16.550 Well, I can do that. 0:34:17.120 --> 0:34:19.210 Corn cobs? No, no, no. Do you know what I'm 0:34:19.230 --> 0:34:22.049 talking about? Where they go all the way to the side. 0:34:22.370 --> 0:34:22.660 All the way. 0:34:22.690 --> 0:34:23.210 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:34:23.230 --> 0:34:25.730 You don't want to be their dick. You do not 0:34:25.850 --> 0:34:26.950 want to be their dick. 0:34:26.969 --> 0:34:29.150 Dude, I feel the only people that can really do 0:34:29.210 --> 0:34:33.169 that is either you were a gymnast at some point 0:34:33.190 --> 0:34:36.310 in your life or you just grew up in New York. 0:34:37.280 --> 0:34:37.560 Yes. 0:34:37.760 --> 0:34:38.239 That's it. 0:34:38.380 --> 0:34:40.720 Scaffolding lifestyle. Oh, with like the scaffolding. 0:34:40.739 --> 0:34:42.450 Because there's just too much scaffolding around. 0:34:42.489 --> 0:34:44.589 So every time I'm in New York and I see 0:34:44.610 --> 0:34:47.450 some scaffolding, I'm going to bust out a few pull-ups. 0:34:48.010 --> 0:34:50.469 So then imagine you grow up there. And so now 0:34:50.489 --> 0:34:53.250 you're doing pull-ups all day, every day. It becomes part 0:34:53.290 --> 0:34:55.670 of your life. It becomes your identity as a New 0:34:55.710 --> 0:34:59.310 Yorker to be able to jump up and just blast. 0:34:58.989 --> 0:34:59.500 Out a few. 0:35:00.590 --> 0:35:02.509 So anytime I see one of those, I'm like, I 0:35:02.550 --> 0:35:04.739 know your hometown. You might have moved, but I know 0:35:04.760 --> 0:35:07.400 where you're from. And this is why New Yorkers are fearless. 0:35:08.060 --> 0:35:11.540 Because you grow up doing pull-ups on the scaffolding, and 0:35:11.600 --> 0:35:13.589 the thing that really makes you confident. 0:35:13.610 --> 0:35:14.490 How do you say that word? 0:35:14.969 --> 0:35:17.810 He added it. Scaffolding? Is there a T in there? 0:35:17.910 --> 0:35:18.529 No, there isn't. 0:35:18.610 --> 0:35:21.930 Scaffolding? Yeah, I think it's scaffoldine, right? 0:35:22.230 --> 0:35:25.390 Hey, Anders, I fucking got you, dude. 0:35:25.489 --> 0:35:30.370 Right. I'm not crying. Stupid dumbass. I'm not crying. You 0:35:30.410 --> 0:35:34.070 fucking moron. You lose, scaffoldine. But what makes these dudes 0:35:34.150 --> 0:35:35.670 so tough on the scaffolding is. 0:35:37.310 --> 0:35:40.960 They for sure get pantsed by their homies while they're 0:35:41.020 --> 0:35:41.420 up there. 0:35:41.440 --> 0:35:44.920 But the rule is if you get pants, you still 0:35:44.960 --> 0:35:45.860 got to do five. 0:35:46.020 --> 0:35:49.259 Yeah, let it ride. You can't finish. That's why they're 0:35:49.300 --> 0:35:51.600 so brave out there. They're so brazen. 0:35:51.680 --> 0:35:54.180 Dude, one of my favorite things that just pop up 0:35:54.219 --> 0:35:56.960 in my feed that my algorithm feeds me is the 0:35:57.000 --> 0:35:59.610 guy that's like, hey, you look like you work out. 0:35:59.620 --> 0:36:01.550 Do you mind telling me what you do for a workout? 0:36:01.750 --> 0:36:05.180 And it's always just like body by mark. the most 0:36:05.280 --> 0:36:10.230 vascular 50-year-old guy, and he's like, actually, I don't drink, 0:36:10.489 --> 0:36:11.150 first and foremost. 0:36:11.450 --> 0:36:12.450 Stuncade! 0:36:12.630 --> 0:36:14.489 And they're like, okay, well, that fucking sucks. 0:36:14.540 --> 0:36:17.100 Stop hating. Then it don't count. It don't count. 0:36:17.380 --> 0:36:20.819 But then they always will jump up and blast out 0:36:20.820 --> 0:36:21.960 10 to 15 pull-ups. 0:36:22.020 --> 0:36:22.160 Mm-hmm. 0:36:22.400 --> 0:36:24.250 Bad form. And you're like, look at him go. 0:36:24.330 --> 0:36:26.589 And they're in their like full work attire and their 0:36:26.670 --> 0:36:29.239 wife is, or a girlfriend is standing there kind of 0:36:29.410 --> 0:36:32.299 looking proud, but also a little embarrassed that, that he's 0:36:32.340 --> 0:36:36.009 willing to drop everything. If one man compliments him on 0:36:36.050 --> 0:36:37.410 the street with a iPhone. 0:36:37.610 --> 0:36:39.290 Now, do you feel like it's real? 0:36:39.310 --> 0:36:42.050 Because I feel like that's such a common interview style 0:36:42.070 --> 0:36:44.860 now and they're becoming more and more fake where it's like, oh, 0:36:44.910 --> 0:36:46.490 I'm just stopping you on the street. 0:36:46.630 --> 0:36:49.190 Well, the fake one is, hey, do you mind showing 0:36:49.230 --> 0:36:52.430 us your apartment right now? And they go, my apartment 0:36:52.489 --> 0:36:53.920 right now, I don't know. 0:36:54.180 --> 0:36:56.680 Oh, hey, sure, stranger. 0:36:56.700 --> 0:36:59.480 Who would do that? No, but the thing is culture 0:36:59.580 --> 0:37:03.120 knows these things now. And so now it's not weird anymore. 0:37:03.400 --> 0:37:05.800 And that's why I'm going to start murdering. 0:37:05.380 --> 0:37:09.850 People by going, can I see your apartment? Loose but whole. Yeah, 0:37:09.870 --> 0:37:12.110 that'll actually probably work a couple of times. But do 0:37:12.320 --> 0:37:15.420 it for sure. For a thousand times in a week. Yeah. 0:37:15.600 --> 0:37:18.680 No, that's our horror movie that we're going to write. 0:37:18.719 --> 0:37:21.279 Hey, can you show me your apartment? Adam, you write 0:37:21.300 --> 0:37:24.049 page one. I'll write page two. We are three serial 0:37:24.090 --> 0:37:25.950 killers that come together. 0:37:25.969 --> 0:37:26.169 Yeah. 0:37:27.100 --> 0:37:30.719 And with our powers combined and we're influencers and we 0:37:30.760 --> 0:37:33.299 keep asking, we keep asking to see. 0:37:33.320 --> 0:37:34.259 You do the first page. 0:37:34.360 --> 0:37:35.980 I'll do two through 99. 0:37:35.980 --> 0:37:37.240 Okay. And you got a deal. 0:37:37.700 --> 0:37:38.560 All right. 0:37:38.739 --> 0:37:43.390 And no AI. No AI? Oh, darn it. Dang, it 0:37:43.450 --> 0:37:44.110 was going to be so good. 0:37:44.130 --> 0:37:48.009 Whenever that guy, whenever that guy interviews the like 40 0:37:48.010 --> 0:37:50.609 to 50 to 60 year olds and they just straight 0:37:50.630 --> 0:37:51.450 up are like peptides. 0:37:52.160 --> 0:37:56.460 I always go, yes, exactly. Thank God. 0:37:56.480 --> 0:37:59.100 Cause if they're that jacked and they're in their forties 0:37:59.160 --> 0:38:00.960 and fifties, I'm always like, God damn it. 0:38:01.000 --> 0:38:04.140 Don't say hard work. Don't say don't drink. Please tell 0:38:04.180 --> 0:38:04.860 me there's a shortcut. 0:38:04.890 --> 0:38:09.210 Well, they, they do all say don't drink. That is the, 0:38:09.310 --> 0:38:11.630 one of the main, the main things. 0:38:11.710 --> 0:38:11.970 Yeah. 0:38:12.110 --> 0:38:12.430 Yeah. 0:38:12.550 --> 0:38:14.890 To me, that doesn't count. If you're, if, if you 0:38:14.910 --> 0:38:17.350 don't drink in your buff, that's like that standard issue. 0:38:17.590 --> 0:38:21.050 You gotta be buff and drink. Then you're fucking right. 0:38:21.180 --> 0:38:21.529 Like who? 0:38:22.090 --> 0:38:26.630 Like every pro wrestler back in the day. 0:38:26.830 --> 0:38:28.210 Yeah. 0:38:28.650 --> 0:38:31.050 But every pro wrestler back in the day. 0:38:31.070 --> 0:38:34.800 I just watched the Hogan documentary. They don't look how 0:38:34.860 --> 0:38:35.960 the wrestlers look today. 0:38:36.320 --> 0:38:36.640 Oh, yeah. 0:38:36.920 --> 0:38:37.100 No. 0:38:37.800 --> 0:38:41.240 It's a totally different. Like they were big men. And 0:38:41.280 --> 0:38:44.020 they were strong and had muscles. But they weren't as 0:38:44.160 --> 0:38:47.520 absolutely shredded as the guys today. 0:38:47.840 --> 0:38:49.580 Because the wrestlers today. 0:38:49.600 --> 0:38:49.680 Yeah. 0:38:50.410 --> 0:38:51.710 Our pussies. 0:38:51.910 --> 0:38:55.190 Oh, shit. I was intoxicated. Who don't drink, dude? 0:38:55.630 --> 0:38:56.130 Okay. 0:38:56.210 --> 0:38:58.330 Adam's throwing his. 0:38:58.270 --> 0:38:58.830 Hat in there. 0:38:59.170 --> 0:39:02.009 Yeah, he's going to be in the Royal Rumble. Listen 0:39:02.030 --> 0:39:06.370 to me, you bitch. Was Rick Rude? Is it Rick 0:39:06.430 --> 0:39:07.990 Rude who had the bod? 0:39:08.010 --> 0:39:10.710 Yeah, Rick Rude was actually shredded. Rick Rude was the 0:39:10.730 --> 0:39:15.549 first diced guy. And then the narcissist, Lex Luger. Show 0:39:15.590 --> 0:39:17.030 me a photo of Rick Rude. 0:39:17.090 --> 0:39:17.950 You're going to love Rick Rude. 0:39:17.989 --> 0:39:20.700 He would always wear his opponent's face on his ass. 0:39:21.140 --> 0:39:22.100 Oh, he was so good. 0:39:22.320 --> 0:39:22.960 Wait, what? 0:39:23.040 --> 0:39:26.430 Yeah, his pant game was strong. His tights. Rick Rude 0:39:26.469 --> 0:39:29.770 had a body ahead of his time. Yeah, he was slick. 0:39:30.510 --> 0:39:32.390 from frickin' marble, dude. 0:39:32.510 --> 0:39:32.790 Yeah. 0:39:33.070 --> 0:39:33.750 Adam needs a minute. 0:39:33.830 --> 0:39:36.550 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy didn't drink. 0:39:36.719 --> 0:39:37.220 I promise. 0:39:37.260 --> 0:39:38.560 This guy did not drink. 0:39:38.640 --> 0:39:41.000 Let's find out. I bet he had a dirty martini 0:39:41.060 --> 0:39:41.620 here and there. 0:39:42.120 --> 0:39:44.840 Well, yeah, on his cheat day, you could have a 0:39:44.880 --> 0:39:47.580 martini or two, but I mean, on a regular. 0:39:48.900 --> 0:39:51.300 Rick Rude was absolutely stacked. Yeah. 0:39:52.500 --> 0:39:55.740 Yeah, this guy's... I want. 0:39:55.620 --> 0:39:59.420 To say Lex Luthor was it. He fought Ultimate Warrior. 0:39:59.800 --> 0:40:01.020 Lex Luger, dude. 0:40:01.080 --> 0:40:01.440 Luger. 0:40:01.520 --> 0:40:05.140 The total package, of course. I'm pissed now. I'm pissed now. 0:40:05.160 --> 0:40:06.410 I'm pissed now! 0:40:06.670 --> 0:40:08.870 Well, he was like... Yeah, he was even like... He 0:40:09.250 --> 0:40:12.130 had more mass to him. But Rick Rude was just like... 0:40:12.330 --> 0:40:13.710 Was just defined. 0:40:13.730 --> 0:40:16.330 I want that rude body. Well, then explain to me 0:40:16.450 --> 0:40:17.700 why Hogan was.... 0:40:19.050 --> 0:40:21.910 The top dog because when you watch, I will just. 0:40:21.810 --> 0:40:24.219 Watch six, seven and you knew how to talk, but. 0:40:24.140 --> 0:40:25.879 He wasn't that tall. He was not six. 0:40:25.900 --> 0:40:26.100 Yeah. 0:40:26.140 --> 0:40:28.440 He was listed at six, seven. He's pretty big guy. 0:40:28.600 --> 0:40:29.860 He was pretty tall. Okay. 0:40:30.120 --> 0:40:30.339 Okay. 0:40:30.480 --> 0:40:32.890 I think, I think he was six, Yeah, he was 0:40:33.010 --> 0:40:36.560 said to be 6'7. That's huge. He might have been 6'7. 0:40:36.640 --> 0:40:40.219 And by the way, he had it. He was the 0:40:40.280 --> 0:40:44.200 first brother. He was the first Hulkamania. He was good. 0:40:44.520 --> 0:40:46.480 He knew what he was doing, dude. 0:40:46.500 --> 0:40:50.090 He said brother before anybody else said brother. We say 0:40:50.140 --> 0:40:52.030 brother because Hogan said brother. 0:40:52.110 --> 0:40:52.950 Yeah, that's right, brother. 0:40:52.989 --> 0:40:58.570 Wrestlers before Hulk Hogan were less... good at the talking 0:40:58.890 --> 0:41:01.960 and like the the branding he ripped his shirt off 0:41:02.000 --> 0:41:04.760 he body slammed andre the giant. 0:41:04.460 --> 0:41:05.620 That put him on the map. 0:41:05.520 --> 0:41:08.700 That's that'll do it i i get it but but 0:41:08.980 --> 0:41:12.800 but looking at ravishing rick rude why wasn't he he's 0:41:12.880 --> 0:41:16.890 ravishing he's ravishing rick rude he didn't speak much he 0:41:17.010 --> 0:41:18.969 yeah he didn't talk much he was he was he 0:41:19.010 --> 0:41:21.410 let the body do the talking yeah well you also 0:41:21.450 --> 0:41:22.569 have to let the talk and do the. 0:41:22.550 --> 0:41:25.110 Talking and that body's chit-chatting i tell you. 0:41:25.110 --> 0:41:28.180 Died at 40 from heart failure Yeah, he did. 0:41:28.200 --> 0:41:30.359 Might have been drinking. Might have been drinking. He was 0:41:30.380 --> 0:41:31.180 a partier, bro. 0:41:31.320 --> 0:41:34.660 Accidental overdose of prescription medication. So that's what they do. 0:41:34.719 --> 0:41:37.600 They might not drink, but they're fucked up. 0:41:37.739 --> 0:41:40.799 They're taking the pills. Dude, tons of pills. Oh, wait. 0:41:41.239 --> 0:41:44.489 I'm reading it a little clear. It says Z-Quil. Weird, huh? Oh, 0:41:44.530 --> 0:41:49.910 my God. Anyway. Holy shit. It's neither here nor... Shut up, bitch! 0:41:50.290 --> 0:41:51.050 Nor there. Yeah. 0:41:51.170 --> 0:41:53.890 No, the one thing I do remember about Rick Root 0:41:53.969 --> 0:41:57.529 is when he would fight Ultimate Warrior or whatever... there'd be, like, 0:41:57.570 --> 0:42:00.410 cage matches, and when he'd be climbing out, they'd always, like, 0:42:00.469 --> 0:42:02.940 pull his pants down, and he'd choke his. 0:42:02.760 --> 0:42:05.799 Butt in ring, and it really stuck with me. 0:42:06.020 --> 0:42:10.880 Ladies and gentlemen, the one thing Blake remembers. 0:42:11.380 --> 0:42:13.969 We don't even set him up. We don't even knock 0:42:14.010 --> 0:42:18.910 him down. He sets himself up. It's like public nudity. 0:42:18.989 --> 0:42:22.170 I remember being, like, kind of shocked that they could 0:42:22.190 --> 0:42:25.230 get away with that. I'm like, what? Almost like your 0:42:25.310 --> 0:42:25.990 heart stopped. 0:42:26.780 --> 0:42:31.240 It was like, my God. Two men in a cage 0:42:31.300 --> 0:42:32.839 and one has his ass out? 0:42:32.960 --> 0:42:37.120 Holy smokes. We got to meet this AI character. We 0:42:37.140 --> 0:42:39.739 got to meet this AI character. This rocks, dude. 0:42:39.930 --> 0:42:43.350 Well, so what would that AI character, because it's, is 0:42:43.370 --> 0:42:45.600 it an amalgamation of the three of us? So it's a, 0:42:47.110 --> 0:42:51.650 it's a closeted, closeted, maybe serial killer. 0:42:51.670 --> 0:42:52.790 Fuck it. 0:42:53.210 --> 0:42:57.850 Who's absolutely jacked and has huge muscles. What's the deal? Yeah. 0:42:57.950 --> 0:42:59.250 I didn't know you were closeted, Adam. 0:43:00.330 --> 0:43:00.509 Yeah. 0:43:00.550 --> 0:43:06.010 Come on, now. Oh, I see which I did there. Yeah, Adam. 0:43:06.250 --> 0:43:06.430 Yeah. 0:43:06.610 --> 0:43:06.830 Okay. 0:43:07.150 --> 0:43:08.129 That's tight. That's right. 0:43:08.530 --> 0:43:10.670 Yeah. I don't feel like it would be that hard 0:43:10.710 --> 0:43:13.790 to write the one sentence of what our AI dude 0:43:13.830 --> 0:43:14.170 would be. 0:43:14.310 --> 0:43:17.130 It's pretty easy. Then do it. Adam just did it. 0:43:17.130 --> 0:43:21.910 What would you say it is then? Yeah. Oh, I 0:43:21.950 --> 0:43:22.170 got it. 0:43:22.200 --> 0:43:24.560 It's someone who can not talk when they're asked to, 0:43:24.960 --> 0:43:27.440 an asshole, and then a jack ripped guy. 0:43:29.980 --> 0:43:33.160 Mixed with jizz. Yeah. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. So, Blake, 0:43:33.200 --> 0:43:37.359 what would it be? It's your turn to talk. A jizz-addled. 0:43:38.400 --> 0:43:44.430 Alpha bitch with supreme skills with a machete. 0:43:44.980 --> 0:43:50.920 That's easy, baby. Yeah, flows like water. Be like water. Hot, hot, hot, hot. Damn. 0:43:51.280 --> 0:43:54.610 Jeet Kune Do. Give me back my son! Ooh, nice. 0:43:55.250 --> 0:43:58.210 That's new. That was the catacomb. 0:43:58.270 --> 0:44:00.610 That's what I say after every one of my kids' 0:44:00.770 --> 0:44:03.750 soccer practices. I look at the coach and I go, 0:44:03.830 --> 0:44:04.990 Give me back my son! 0:44:05.170 --> 0:44:06.770 Do you understand? He's mine. 0:44:06.810 --> 0:44:07.270 Damn. 0:44:07.670 --> 0:44:11.520 You remember what that was from? Of course. Trailer moment. Ransom. 0:44:11.760 --> 0:44:12.180 Come on. 0:44:12.900 --> 0:44:13.390 Come on. 0:44:20.730 --> 0:44:21.770 So should I be worried? 0:44:21.850 --> 0:44:23.220 My son, he's going to preschool. 0:44:23.260 --> 0:44:27.420 He went to his first day of preschool yesterday. 0:44:27.440 --> 0:44:29.460 Indoctrinated. Give me back my son! 0:44:29.480 --> 0:44:32.160 Two days ago now. He's there again today. 0:44:32.180 --> 0:44:33.280 Yeah, you should be very worried. 0:44:33.820 --> 0:44:36.660 Well, he comes home after the first day, and I 0:44:36.739 --> 0:44:39.550 said something, and he goes, Oh, no, Daddy, that's evil. 0:44:40.370 --> 0:44:41.050 Oh, shit. 0:44:41.180 --> 0:44:42.240 And I'm like, evil? 0:44:42.560 --> 0:44:44.100 He heard evil at school. 0:44:44.660 --> 0:44:48.319 And I think because it's a Christian school, like it's 0:44:48.420 --> 0:44:49.060 a saint. 0:44:49.100 --> 0:44:51.020 Whoa. I thought it was going to be a kid's name. 0:44:51.200 --> 0:44:54.300 That's evil. I'm talking about my friend Evil. Satan? Yeah, 0:44:54.360 --> 0:44:57.330 we named him after Evel Knievel. Are they teaching him 0:44:57.469 --> 0:45:00.790 good and evil already? I don't know. You're saying day 0:45:00.930 --> 0:45:05.190 one and he's already passing judgment? I'm like, that's a bold... Yeah, 0:45:05.230 --> 0:45:07.469 he was like, that's evil. When you say it's a 0:45:07.590 --> 0:45:10.830 Christian school... Is it at a church? It's a preschool 0:45:10.930 --> 0:45:12.530 at a church. Or is it? Yeah. Okay. 0:45:12.550 --> 0:45:14.400 So it's not at a basement, but it's, yeah, it's 0:45:14.480 --> 0:45:16.000 a night, night setup, but I. 0:45:16.040 --> 0:45:17.980 Was in the church basement for one year. 0:45:18.200 --> 0:45:19.120 Well, of course you were. 0:45:19.160 --> 0:45:19.610 So was I. 0:45:19.870 --> 0:45:20.989 So was I for many years. 0:45:21.150 --> 0:45:21.370 What? 0:45:21.410 --> 0:45:24.880 You guys were, Your churches had basements? That's so scary. 0:45:25.100 --> 0:45:26.980 That's like where bad things— Well, that's just the Midwest. 0:45:27.040 --> 0:45:29.040 This is the Midwest. It's just the Midwest where all 0:45:29.060 --> 0:45:30.140 the making out happened. 0:45:30.239 --> 0:45:33.480 It's just the Midwest. It's not scary. No, that's some Dahmer. 0:45:33.500 --> 0:45:35.380 It's actually sick, dude. That's some Dahmer shit, bro. 0:45:35.520 --> 0:45:36.140 Yeah, it is. 0:45:36.239 --> 0:45:37.279 He's from Wisconsin. 0:45:37.320 --> 0:45:41.380 Well, as a Californian, you don't understand basements. 0:45:41.660 --> 0:45:44.700 I've gathered through talking to you guys. And I'll go 0:45:44.780 --> 0:45:48.009 on record again. There's basements, and then below basements is. 0:45:47.989 --> 0:45:50.600 Where it's— Yeah, that's what Dursley likes. 0:45:50.980 --> 0:45:54.790 The hidden doors underneath the basement where you can't hear screams. 0:45:54.890 --> 0:45:58.810 Somebody help me! It's like an escape room almost. 0:45:59.810 --> 0:46:02.890 He also told me the teacher was like, yeah, so 0:46:03.210 --> 0:46:04.710 a kid pushed Bo. 0:46:05.469 --> 0:46:06.650 What the hell? 0:46:06.710 --> 0:46:07.310 Day one? 0:46:07.570 --> 0:46:09.790 Day one. Yeah, this is how it goes. 0:46:09.870 --> 0:46:11.330 I get it. It's preschool. 0:46:11.570 --> 0:46:14.960 And Bo goes, I don't like that. And I'm like, oh, 0:46:14.980 --> 0:46:17.640 look at him go. Yeah, stand up for himself. But 0:46:17.719 --> 0:46:19.200 he didn't push back, which I was. 0:46:19.400 --> 0:46:21.440 Sort of proud, a little proud about. 0:46:21.580 --> 0:46:24.040 But I also was like, you know, if he comes 0:46:24.120 --> 0:46:26.660 at you, you come twice as hard. 0:46:26.700 --> 0:46:29.759 You know what you sent him back armed with? I 0:46:29.760 --> 0:46:30.620 wish you would. 0:46:30.780 --> 0:46:36.469 Like, that's... Oh, I wish you would. I'm going to 0:46:36.489 --> 0:46:37.870 teach him that. I'm going to teach him that. 0:46:37.930 --> 0:46:39.489 He's at the age now that you can teach him 0:46:39.510 --> 0:46:40.190 little phrases. 0:46:40.830 --> 0:46:42.610 So I'm going to teach him I wish you would. 0:46:42.710 --> 0:46:46.560 Say I won't is a strong one. Wait, you recently 0:46:46.640 --> 0:46:47.859 watched My Brother and Me. 0:46:47.900 --> 0:46:49.980 Did you see the episode where he has a bully 0:46:50.020 --> 0:46:52.520 and he goes, hit me, hit me. 0:46:53.140 --> 0:46:55.380 I did not see that. I watched the first two. 0:46:55.820 --> 0:46:58.040 What is My Brother and Me? What is this? It 0:46:58.080 --> 0:46:59.390 was a 90s. 0:46:59.930 --> 0:47:03.379 I subscribe to a streaming service called The Brick. Which 0:47:03.440 --> 0:47:07.560 is just basically black shows from yesteryear. And then a 0:47:07.600 --> 0:47:09.339 couple little white shows sprinkled in. 0:47:09.360 --> 0:47:14.799 Okay. House Guest. But that's got Sinbad. Sign me up. 0:47:14.800 --> 0:47:17.370 So anyway. Sign me up. Okay. They have My Brother 0:47:17.390 --> 0:47:18.910 and Me, which is a Nickelodeon show. 0:47:19.570 --> 0:47:19.770 Yeah. 0:47:20.270 --> 0:47:24.029 It was like Lagoo and Alfie. This one's not clocking. 0:47:24.090 --> 0:47:26.410 We just taught Bo clocking. It's not clocking to me. 0:47:27.350 --> 0:47:30.469 You gotta run My Brother and Me back. It's a 0:47:30.550 --> 0:47:31.689 great show. It's great. 0:47:31.830 --> 0:47:35.969 My kids were glued. And it's such a slice of 0:47:36.770 --> 0:47:41.530 90s slang. And just the whole wardrobe situation is on point. 0:47:41.550 --> 0:47:44.410 It's awesome. And no, I did not see that episode. 0:47:44.710 --> 0:47:47.169 It's really good. The bully episode. Have all your kids 0:47:47.230 --> 0:47:50.860 watch it because it's good. It resonates. Goo is a 0:47:50.940 --> 0:47:54.150 comedy genius. Yeah, Goo is. I hope he's still with us. 0:47:54.160 --> 0:47:57.440 But tell me about your son, Beau. Boo's out there. 0:47:57.800 --> 0:47:59.759 Boo's out there for sure. 0:47:59.800 --> 0:48:04.169 No, he goes, they're like, yeah, so this kid pushed 0:48:04.230 --> 0:48:05.770 him and, you know, he handled it. 0:48:06.150 --> 0:48:08.590 It was squashed right away. And we're like, okay, great. 0:48:08.969 --> 0:48:11.810 And then I come home and I go, Boo, did 0:48:12.270 --> 0:48:14.730 a kid push you today? And he goes, yeah. And 0:48:14.790 --> 0:48:17.009 I cried. And I'm like, oh, I'm sorry, buddy. 0:48:17.170 --> 0:48:17.509 You what? 0:48:17.530 --> 0:48:20.910 And he goes, I go, and I go, so, you know, 0:48:20.930 --> 0:48:23.500 the kid pushed you? And he goes, yeah, all the 0:48:23.520 --> 0:48:24.299 kids pushed me. 0:48:24.320 --> 0:48:25.080 And I'm like, what? 0:48:25.200 --> 0:48:25.399 What? 0:48:25.850 --> 0:48:28.930 And he goes, and hit me. And I go, what? 0:48:29.330 --> 0:48:31.589 And I go, well, what about the teacher? And then 0:48:31.610 --> 0:48:33.370 he goes, what teacher? 0:48:33.390 --> 0:48:38.830 Like, dude, what the fuck kind of preschool are. 0:48:38.739 --> 0:48:39.840 We sending him to? 0:48:40.140 --> 0:48:41.140 She's evil. She's evil. 0:48:41.219 --> 0:48:42.140 And so it began. 0:48:42.160 --> 0:48:42.600 What teacher? 0:48:42.660 --> 0:48:43.440 She's evil. 0:48:45.900 --> 0:48:47.020 Meanwhile, nicest. 0:48:47.690 --> 0:48:51.529 Nicest like little 24 year old you would think man 0:48:51.590 --> 0:48:54.650 cover your ass Bo's telling a different story what the 0:48:54.690 --> 0:48:57.879 hell everybody's just fucking dogpiling him well by the way 0:48:57.960 --> 0:49:00.520 was very excited to go again today he's like school 0:49:00.540 --> 0:49:02.420 so I'm like it couldn't have been that. 0:49:02.239 --> 0:49:05.319 Bad yeah it's an adrenaline rush yeah he's fighting for 0:49:05.340 --> 0:49:08.410 his life abuse is a tough cycle to get out of. 0:49:08.370 --> 0:49:12.890 Dude but his comic delivery of what teacher was so 0:49:12.969 --> 0:49:15.410 perfect he was like what teacher yeah. 0:49:15.510 --> 0:49:17.720 And then you say, you want to call that a teacher? 0:49:17.840 --> 0:49:19.680 You will call that a teacher this here and that 0:49:19.719 --> 0:49:23.490 there a teacher. 0:49:21.820 --> 0:49:24.560 That ain't a teacher she ain't teaching me shit. 0:49:24.540 --> 0:49:26.319 Give me back my top what other do you have 0:49:26.380 --> 0:49:28.980 any more mel gibson on there or is that no 0:49:29.100 --> 0:49:32.020 i know that's your guy you have like. 0:49:32.420 --> 0:49:35.219 Not at all I mean, he's made good films, but 0:49:35.580 --> 0:49:36.739 he's a terrible human. 0:49:36.840 --> 0:49:40.299 I'm trying to remember who you have tattooed. Like, Paul 0:49:40.320 --> 0:49:43.220 Walter Hauser has all those comedians tattooed. And I think 0:49:43.300 --> 0:49:46.239 on your chest, it's Mel Gibson. 0:49:46.930 --> 0:49:52.270 Right. Harvey Weinstein. Harvey Weinstein. It just says Mel, Harvey. 0:49:52.290 --> 0:49:55.250 I'm trying to remember who else is evil. 0:49:55.530 --> 0:49:58.710 Who else? Who else? Hulk Hogan. 0:49:58.730 --> 0:49:59.730 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:50:00.810 --> 0:50:04.569 Hogan. You got the Hogan tattoo like right after that 0:50:05.190 --> 0:50:06.839 racist video. 0:50:07.180 --> 0:50:07.489 Yeah. 0:50:07.739 --> 0:50:10.799 The racist pornographic video came out. That's when that's when 0:50:10.840 --> 0:50:12.880 you're it really solidified your. 0:50:12.920 --> 0:50:16.320 That that absolutely. By the way, that was absolutely crushing. 0:50:16.340 --> 0:50:16.640 Yeah. 0:50:16.680 --> 0:50:20.660 To see my hero fucking just become a fucking total douchebag. 0:50:20.700 --> 0:50:24.550 Well, watch the documentary. The poor guy has a dark turn. 0:50:24.670 --> 0:50:28.489 And when he he cheated on his wife and then 0:50:28.510 --> 0:50:32.780 they got the divorce. And then his wife, my God, 0:50:33.360 --> 0:50:35.780 she would take his boat. 0:50:36.739 --> 0:50:40.370 The Thunder, Night Thunder or whatever? Yeah, the Thunder or 0:50:40.489 --> 0:50:43.130 whatever it was called. Oh, yeah, because he's a Tampa resident. 0:50:43.430 --> 0:50:47.530 Yes, and would drive it past his condo full speed 0:50:47.630 --> 0:50:50.690 and just rev it down in the marina below. So 0:50:50.730 --> 0:50:54.569 he would look out and see his wife making out 0:50:54.610 --> 0:50:56.970 with a 19-year-old guy that looks. 0:50:57.480 --> 0:50:59.080 very similar to Hulk Hogan. 0:50:59.140 --> 0:51:03.350 Well, I'm like, that is just going to, that is 0:51:03.390 --> 0:51:05.529 what turned him into a true villain right there. 0:51:05.590 --> 0:51:07.570 That's where he's like, I'm going full MAGA. 0:51:08.030 --> 0:51:12.029 You know, what's funny, like you think that's going to 0:51:12.090 --> 0:51:15.230 crush you, but if you truly look at it from like. 0:51:15.110 --> 0:51:17.630 A bird's eye view, you can imagine it. That is 0:51:17.690 --> 0:51:21.510 a bro. That is a broken woman. You could just go, Oh, wow. 0:51:22.050 --> 0:51:25.030 This woman is out of her mind. She lost it. 0:51:25.160 --> 0:51:27.900 So like, So you're good. I'm sure. 0:51:28.239 --> 0:51:30.719 I mean, we all watched Hogan Knows Best. They were 0:51:30.760 --> 0:51:34.009 all feeding into the crazy. Never missed an episode if 0:51:34.050 --> 0:51:35.450 that's what those were. 0:51:35.780 --> 0:51:38.650 Yeah. They were a unique family for sure. Oh, this 0:51:38.690 --> 0:51:39.550 was the reality show. 0:51:39.690 --> 0:51:40.050 Yeah. 0:51:40.170 --> 0:51:42.489 You ever watch Hogan Knows Best? I think I did. 0:51:42.750 --> 0:51:45.029 I feel like I only watched maybe three or four. 0:51:45.050 --> 0:51:47.350 I think I thought Brooke Hogan had it. Yeah. 0:51:47.390 --> 0:51:49.430 I was like, there's no way she's not going to 0:51:49.450 --> 0:51:50.550 be a giant pop star. 0:51:50.790 --> 0:51:54.170 Yes, Brooke. Come on. Go off, queen. Yeah. Yeah. 0:51:55.920 --> 0:51:58.520 I feel like you and Kyle were a little more 0:51:58.580 --> 0:52:00.779 into Hogan knows best than I was. 0:52:00.800 --> 0:52:02.410 We were deep, bro. 0:52:02.510 --> 0:52:05.630 That's why it was absolutely shattering for me for Hogan 0:52:05.670 --> 0:52:08.450 to turn out to be a fucking kind of a scumbag. 0:52:08.530 --> 0:52:11.650 It really cut my legs out. Yeah, you didn't see 0:52:11.670 --> 0:52:12.430 that coming at all. 0:52:13.250 --> 0:52:15.930 No, man. I was ignorant to the fact. I thought 0:52:15.969 --> 0:52:18.250 his heel turn was just in the ring. 0:52:18.630 --> 0:52:19.290 Too bad. 0:52:19.670 --> 0:52:19.770 No. 0:52:19.790 --> 0:52:20.250 It's too bad. 0:52:20.270 --> 0:52:20.569 It's real. 0:52:20.630 --> 0:52:22.890 And have we seen better facial hair on a person? 0:52:22.910 --> 0:52:22.969 No. 0:52:23.930 --> 0:52:24.529 I mean, no. 0:52:24.550 --> 0:52:28.279 He had a black beard, but the mustache down like 0:52:28.320 --> 0:52:29.819 this stayed gold and. 0:52:29.760 --> 0:52:31.440 Blonde, right? Oh, yeah. 0:52:31.540 --> 0:52:32.340 Is that what it was? 0:52:32.500 --> 0:52:36.370 Yeah, it was blonde over the spray-painted black beard. 0:52:36.969 --> 0:52:38.510 And then a skullet on top. 0:52:38.610 --> 0:52:41.890 Is there a better representation of facial hair? Like a 0:52:42.030 --> 0:52:45.870 more recognizable... anybody doing it better. 0:52:45.950 --> 0:52:49.370 I mean, there's more recognizable, but... Don't say Hitler. Weird 0:52:49.550 --> 0:52:50.370 Hitler mustache. 0:52:50.750 --> 0:52:53.600 No one's gonna say that. I would have said when 0:52:53.900 --> 0:52:56.200 Michael Jordan did the Hitler mustache. That's what I would 0:52:56.219 --> 0:52:56.460 have said. 0:52:56.500 --> 0:52:58.440 Yeah, but he did it up top and bottom. 0:52:58.739 --> 0:52:59.060 Right. 0:52:59.219 --> 0:53:01.040 Oh, Jordan did? Yeah. 0:53:01.390 --> 0:53:04.540 The iconic facial hairs are like No, I don't think so, 0:53:04.540 --> 0:53:06.660 because I'm like, I just keep going to Sam Elliott, 0:53:06.719 --> 0:53:09.600 but he just kind of has like a really nice mustache. 0:53:09.620 --> 0:53:15.170 Yeah, a push broom, sure. Tom Selleck had a killer stache. Selleck, Selleck. 0:53:15.390 --> 0:53:20.830 It does go Selleck, but like unreal facial hair. 0:53:20.890 --> 0:53:24.430 Yeah, I would say my favorite facial hair is Anders Holm. 0:53:24.840 --> 0:53:25.279 I'll say it. 0:53:25.580 --> 0:53:26.160 Oh, yeah. 0:53:26.260 --> 0:53:28.100 Bring it back. At what stage? 0:53:28.300 --> 0:53:32.680 I thought your mustache, when it's full frontal and it 0:53:33.460 --> 0:53:38.660 is so dusty looking, it ages you so dramatically. 0:53:38.660 --> 0:53:39.390 69, dude! 0:53:39.450 --> 0:53:42.190 And I like looking over at you and being like, 0:53:42.550 --> 0:53:43.870 he is the oldest person I know. 0:53:44.090 --> 0:53:45.210 I just like that feeling. 0:53:45.530 --> 0:53:48.310 Is that why you would help me up? Yeah, I 0:53:48.350 --> 0:53:49.609 was always helping you out. 0:53:49.650 --> 0:53:51.450 I had a mustache and Adam was like, we're going 0:53:51.469 --> 0:53:51.890 to leave here. 0:53:51.930 --> 0:53:54.810 I'd be like, I would pull out your chair. I'd 0:53:54.850 --> 0:53:55.770 open a door for you. 0:53:55.790 --> 0:53:58.779 He would help you walk across the street. 0:53:59.380 --> 0:54:00.800 And then I would say, hey, do we have a 0:54:00.820 --> 0:54:02.779 table next to the bathroom? He has to get up 0:54:02.840 --> 0:54:04.359 and use the restroom quite a bit. 0:54:04.540 --> 0:54:04.820 Yeah. 0:54:04.860 --> 0:54:06.080 Is there a table near? 0:54:06.140 --> 0:54:08.120 And every time I said I just finished a workout, 0:54:08.140 --> 0:54:10.380 you'd always say, good for you. Still doing it. Good 0:54:10.420 --> 0:54:12.580 for you. Oh, good for you. Good for you, man. 0:54:12.620 --> 0:54:13.089 Good for you. 0:54:13.160 --> 0:54:14.629 How many steps you get in today? 0:54:14.930 --> 0:54:15.569 Unbelievable. 0:54:15.670 --> 0:54:16.450 How many steps? 0:54:16.830 --> 0:54:21.230 I can't wait. 4,000. I can't wait to just start shuffling. 0:54:21.960 --> 0:54:22.560 Oh, man. 0:54:22.600 --> 0:54:25.570 Oh, dude, my dad's a bit of a shuffler now. 0:54:25.590 --> 0:54:29.029 I'm like, dude, pick them feet up. We can't be there. 0:54:29.050 --> 0:54:29.850 Come on. 0:54:30.050 --> 0:54:32.070 We can't be there. Let's go. 0:54:32.170 --> 0:54:33.529 Let's go. Come on. 0:54:34.150 --> 0:54:36.590 Because when he thinks about it, he won't do it. 0:54:36.790 --> 0:54:40.719 He won't shuffle. But just left to his own devices, 0:54:40.840 --> 0:54:42.780 he's every day I'm shuffling. 0:54:43.100 --> 0:54:47.820 Kumbaya. Hey, you know what? Get that shirt made, dude. 0:54:47.960 --> 0:54:48.680 Yes, points. 0:54:49.930 --> 0:54:51.669 That's kind of tight. I get it, though. 0:54:51.730 --> 0:54:54.350 Now that I have all my Achilles tendonitis and these 0:54:54.410 --> 0:54:57.950 heel spurs, sometimes a good old shuffle feels good, man. 0:54:57.969 --> 0:54:58.390 Spurs. 0:54:58.430 --> 0:54:59.340 You know what? 0:54:59.420 --> 0:55:01.400 It feels good in the house. Out of the house, 0:55:01.660 --> 0:55:03.800 it doesn't feel good. It doesn't feel good out of 0:55:03.840 --> 0:55:06.219 the house. But in the house, when you're just shuffling 0:55:06.640 --> 0:55:09.340 from the kitchen, just shuffling with a little snack to 0:55:09.360 --> 0:55:10.880 get to the couch, shuffle, shuffle. 0:55:10.980 --> 0:55:11.219 Yeah. 0:55:11.520 --> 0:55:14.940 How do you guys feel going downstairs in the morning? Oh, God, man. 0:55:15.500 --> 0:55:17.879 I feel pretty confident on the stairs in the morning. 0:55:17.920 --> 0:55:19.580 Oh, it's not good. You using the railing? 0:55:20.730 --> 0:55:23.009 Oh, yeah. Without a doubt. 0:55:23.610 --> 0:55:25.750 I don't think I've, it's been, it's been a decade 0:55:25.810 --> 0:55:29.350 since I've walked up and down stairs without actively. 0:55:29.010 --> 0:55:32.610 Holding on to the railing. Yeah. The gravity, the pull, 0:55:32.910 --> 0:55:37.570 the pull. He got to lift that ass down some stairs, bro. 0:55:37.610 --> 0:55:38.900 He's holding the rail. 0:55:38.960 --> 0:55:40.620 Yeah, that's true. That's true. 0:55:40.640 --> 0:55:41.299 You're not wrong. 0:55:41.380 --> 0:55:41.759 Oh, yeah. 0:55:41.820 --> 0:55:44.140 No, the stairs in the morning are the test of 0:55:44.200 --> 0:55:45.859 how the whole day is going to go for me. 0:55:45.940 --> 0:55:48.560 God damn. My feet, my legs are like fine, but 0:55:48.600 --> 0:55:50.700 my feet are like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 0:55:50.760 --> 0:55:53.380 They're like getting feeling back. If I wake up and 0:55:53.480 --> 0:55:57.589 quickly go downstairs in a hurry, my legs are like, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey. 0:55:57.640 --> 0:55:59.930 What would cause you to really run down the stairs 0:55:59.989 --> 0:56:01.549 like it's Christmas? 0:56:01.610 --> 0:56:04.250 Yeah, what makes you do a brisk? Yeah, what gives 0:56:04.270 --> 0:56:07.890 you bounce in your step in the morning? Oversleeping? 0:56:08.580 --> 0:56:10.020 Like if my kids are about to go to school 0:56:10.040 --> 0:56:11.680 and I got to go take them and I've slept, 0:56:11.860 --> 0:56:13.960 I've like overslept or whatever. And I know I can 0:56:14.060 --> 0:56:16.550 hear them like rummaging downstairs. 0:56:16.700 --> 0:56:19.109 Your wife lets you do that? That's sick, dude. You 0:56:19.210 --> 0:56:19.870 lucky duck. 0:56:19.890 --> 0:56:20.250 Dang. 0:56:20.750 --> 0:56:21.050 Yeah. 0:56:21.370 --> 0:56:22.270 That's really nice. 0:56:22.330 --> 0:56:24.250 Well, what I told you, when we get in bed, 0:56:24.270 --> 0:56:26.870 first of all, I'm in bed when she's in bed 0:56:26.890 --> 0:56:29.200 as opposed to like 10 years ago, I would just 0:56:29.219 --> 0:56:30.620 be watching TV till one in the morning. 0:56:31.230 --> 0:56:34.690 Then I would just start waiting in bed naked. So 0:56:34.710 --> 0:56:36.969 now I'm in bed. She falls asleep right away. I 0:56:37.210 --> 0:56:41.450 need another hour to wind down probably. So what do 0:56:41.469 --> 0:56:43.410 you do in this bed for an hour? I'm on 0:56:43.430 --> 0:56:45.010 my iPad. Okie dokie. 0:56:45.210 --> 0:56:46.650 So you're up on the iPad? 0:56:46.790 --> 0:56:49.490 Yeah, for like a half hour. And then I, this 0:56:49.670 --> 0:56:52.129 is the ultimate upgrade. This is how I know I've 0:56:52.170 --> 0:56:52.870 made it, gentlemen. 0:56:53.330 --> 0:56:53.710 Okay. 0:56:54.170 --> 0:56:57.009 I am YouTube premium or whatever. So like I pay 0:56:57.050 --> 0:57:00.370 for YouTube. Which means not only do you have no commercials. 0:57:00.390 --> 0:57:00.970 Must be nice. 0:57:01.310 --> 0:57:04.350 But if you close your iPad, it still plays. 0:57:04.450 --> 0:57:05.569 Why is that cool? 0:57:05.590 --> 0:57:08.149 Netflix doesn't even have commercials, though. But yeah, go ahead. 0:57:08.430 --> 0:57:10.680 So that I can like turn on, I can stack 0:57:10.739 --> 0:57:14.000 up like four videos that I'm just listening to, close it, 0:57:14.180 --> 0:57:15.400 put it on the side of the bed, and just 0:57:15.460 --> 0:57:17.780 go to sleep with one AirPod in, and then I'll 0:57:17.800 --> 0:57:18.260 pass out. 0:57:18.400 --> 0:57:19.400 That's lunacy. 0:57:19.860 --> 0:57:20.460 That's crazy. 0:57:20.640 --> 0:57:23.360 You fall asleep to YouTube videos? Yeah. 0:57:23.730 --> 0:57:25.670 Oh, AI is going to fucking kill you first. 0:57:26.070 --> 0:57:30.030 Oh, you're done. Who said that? AI is killing you first, dude. 0:57:30.090 --> 0:57:33.410 You're done, bro. It knows too much about you. 0:57:33.530 --> 0:57:33.710 Yes. 0:57:33.770 --> 0:57:34.070 No, no, no. 0:57:34.090 --> 0:57:37.110 You're getting programmed at night. It knows when you're asleep 0:57:37.160 --> 0:57:39.100 and it switches to a different video. 0:57:39.160 --> 0:57:39.800 That is mine. 0:57:39.880 --> 0:57:42.120 It knows when you are sleeping. 0:57:42.180 --> 0:57:43.440 Here's what's crazy. 0:57:43.560 --> 0:57:47.520 It's almost always videos I've already watched or seen or 0:57:47.540 --> 0:57:47.980 listened to. 0:57:48.000 --> 0:57:50.600 Yeah, isn't it crazy when you kind of thumb through 0:57:50.740 --> 0:57:53.490 the internet when you're looking at your feed? I feel 0:57:53.510 --> 0:57:56.290 like every third video I've seen before, is it just 0:57:56.330 --> 0:57:58.210 showing me again because it knows I like it? 0:57:58.510 --> 0:58:01.370 Or are we running out of hot content? 0:58:01.690 --> 0:58:03.330 Yeah, we got to be out. I don't think anyone's 0:58:03.350 --> 0:58:04.190 making anything anymore. 0:58:04.210 --> 0:58:06.450 Well, they're not making any of the good shit. No, 0:58:06.530 --> 0:58:07.300 it's getting slim. 0:58:07.380 --> 0:58:09.570 It's slim. That's true. The good shit was from like 24. 0:58:09.560 --> 0:58:10.180 2024 was the year. 0:58:12.390 --> 0:58:12.960 Yeah. 0:58:12.980 --> 0:58:15.880 That was really good shit. We sound like sophomores in 0:58:15.900 --> 0:58:18.540 high school now. That was the jump off, dude. Seventh 0:58:18.600 --> 0:58:20.720 grade was hitters. Okie dokie. 0:58:20.800 --> 0:58:23.450 Who were the two bros that, I don't even know 0:58:23.490 --> 0:58:25.170 their names. The one guy had a beard and the 0:58:25.210 --> 0:58:26.370 other guy wears glasses. 0:58:26.590 --> 0:58:31.870 The Nystat brothers. No, it's like Leonard and... Good Mythical Morning? Yes, 0:58:31.970 --> 0:58:34.850 those are the bros. They were making some killer content. 0:58:34.890 --> 0:58:37.650 Are we talking about Link and Rhett? Yes, yes! 0:58:37.950 --> 0:58:38.720 My boys, bro. 0:58:38.770 --> 0:58:41.390 Can we talk about this for one moment? My boys. 0:58:41.630 --> 0:58:46.610 Their looks are so dialed in. 0:58:46.630 --> 0:58:48.810 That's what I'm talking about. They've been doing it for 0:58:48.830 --> 0:58:49.770 a long... We don't even like. 0:58:49.790 --> 0:58:50.110 I mean. 0:58:51.200 --> 0:58:52.420 Look, what are we doing? 0:58:52.900 --> 0:58:53.140 Dude. 0:58:53.200 --> 0:58:55.520 That hat has seen better days. I didn't even, I 0:58:55.560 --> 0:58:56.400 just like rolled up. 0:58:56.660 --> 0:58:59.040 I didn't think I was, I had any juice. I 0:58:59.080 --> 0:59:00.760 go put on fun sunglasses. 0:59:01.440 --> 0:59:01.700 Yeah. 0:59:01.840 --> 0:59:03.870 I'm glad I would. That inspired me to put on 0:59:03.890 --> 0:59:04.670 my sunglasses. 0:59:04.990 --> 0:59:09.750 Good, good. But dude, they have such haircuts. 0:59:09.830 --> 0:59:14.830 Blake's wearing pretend to make-believe glasses so he can look cool. 0:59:15.680 --> 0:59:20.540 You know how people have a look like Karl Lagerfeld 0:59:20.660 --> 0:59:24.020 always wore the black stuff with the... People just have 0:59:24.060 --> 0:59:26.250 a specific outfit they never change out of. 0:59:27.020 --> 0:59:29.560 When do we do that? Because Rink and Lett have 0:59:29.640 --> 0:59:30.800 done it Is that their names? 0:59:30.820 --> 0:59:31.320 We should have done it. 0:59:31.340 --> 0:59:32.960 Wrinkle, Lead and Link. Scaffolding. 0:59:32.980 --> 0:59:35.280 Yeah, I think we're right. I think we're right. 0:59:35.340 --> 0:59:36.480 I think it's Link. 0:59:36.520 --> 0:59:39.160 He's got like, he has like rich dude glasses and 0:59:39.590 --> 0:59:42.630 like crazy perfect hair. And then the other guy goes 0:59:42.670 --> 0:59:45.510 the other direction with like, I think he's got a ponytail. 0:59:45.530 --> 0:59:48.590 But the beard is like oiled. 0:59:48.650 --> 0:59:49.470 It's maintained. 0:59:49.490 --> 0:59:51.270 It's maintained. It's maintained. 0:59:52.220 --> 0:59:55.610 I think they are infinitely more rich than we are. 0:59:56.200 --> 0:59:57.200 Oh, yeah, they surpassed. 0:59:57.320 --> 1:00:00.720 I know, but you guys don't remember this. We did 1:00:00.760 --> 1:00:03.060 a panel with them, or maybe I did it. Maybe 1:00:03.080 --> 1:00:03.700 it was just me. 1:00:03.940 --> 1:00:04.690 I don't remember doing it. 1:00:04.740 --> 1:00:06.340 Okay, I did a panel. 1:00:06.060 --> 1:00:10.000 With them because this woman who worked at a production 1:00:10.020 --> 1:00:13.170 company that I worked with hit me up after Workaholics, 1:00:13.210 --> 1:00:14.950 and she's like, I work at Google now, and I'm 1:00:15.010 --> 1:00:19.570 having content creators on, and you made the launch from 1:00:20.150 --> 1:00:23.060 YouTube to TV, so you can talk about that. And 1:00:23.140 --> 1:00:25.910 I sat down and Link and Rhett were there too 1:00:26.010 --> 1:00:28.270 and some other woman and some other guy, like the 1:00:28.330 --> 1:00:29.110 shoes guy maybe. 1:00:29.150 --> 1:00:29.810 I don't fucking know. 1:00:30.550 --> 1:00:33.910 Shoes. But the rink and let dudes, Link and Rhett, 1:00:34.390 --> 1:00:38.940 they start going into analytics and like the businessness of 1:00:38.960 --> 1:00:40.120 all their stuff. 1:00:40.180 --> 1:00:40.780 Like, well, we like to. 1:00:41.250 --> 1:00:43.230 we saw this market, we made videos, we realized that 1:00:43.250 --> 1:00:44.490 they needed to be this and that long. And we 1:00:44.510 --> 1:00:46.860 know that the, the, the thumbnail is very important. 1:00:46.880 --> 1:00:49.620 So we started using reds and greens. And if you 1:00:49.680 --> 1:00:51.680 use blues or oranges, you're never going to get a watch. 1:00:51.720 --> 1:00:53.260 And I was like, and then she was like, what'd 1:00:53.280 --> 1:00:57.340 you guys do? I go, nothing. We, uh, nothing. 1:00:57.560 --> 1:00:57.720 Yeah. 1:00:57.780 --> 1:01:01.010 We couldn't even be bothered to respond to emails when 1:01:01.190 --> 1:01:03.090 Comedy Central emailed us. 1:01:04.090 --> 1:01:09.710 We made videos. We liked. Yeah. About being good. 1:01:10.270 --> 1:01:10.410 Yep. 1:01:10.810 --> 1:01:13.090 That's what we did. We were like, what else, what else, 1:01:13.110 --> 1:01:14.229 what else? That's it, Bang Boss? 1:01:14.290 --> 1:01:14.890 Guitar Hero? 1:01:14.910 --> 1:01:17.030 You know what? We're so fortunate. 1:01:17.810 --> 1:01:22.610 We're so fortunate that someone found us and then we 1:01:22.630 --> 1:01:23.610 were able to get a show. 1:01:23.870 --> 1:01:24.090 Crazy. 1:01:24.110 --> 1:01:28.260 Because now, you have to be good at the business 1:01:28.300 --> 1:01:33.160 because there's way less opportunities to actually have a television 1:01:33.200 --> 1:01:34.440 show if you're not a known person. 1:01:34.740 --> 1:01:38.580 But you know what? No one wants a TV show. 1:01:38.940 --> 1:01:40.180 It's so much work. 1:01:40.220 --> 1:01:40.459 Right. 1:01:41.300 --> 1:01:44.280 That I'm like, as I try and put together like 1:01:44.320 --> 1:01:46.320 a show and I'm like, oh, who would I cast here? 1:01:46.360 --> 1:01:48.890 I go, that person's super funny. And I'm like, but 1:01:49.550 --> 1:01:52.370 the famous story is Cat Williams. They wanted him to 1:01:52.410 --> 1:01:56.110 be the Aziz character on Parks and Rec. Whoa. 1:01:56.270 --> 1:01:58.130 They wrote it for him. AI that. 1:01:58.170 --> 1:01:58.510 Wow. 1:01:58.870 --> 1:02:01.830 And they told Cat how much he was going to 1:02:01.850 --> 1:02:03.290 be making and how much he was going. 1:02:03.170 --> 1:02:06.550 To be working. And he was like, no, thank you. 1:02:06.570 --> 1:02:07.050 I'm good. 1:02:07.470 --> 1:02:08.090 Yeah, like. 1:02:09.680 --> 1:02:12.640 You're telling me I'm going to work six months and 1:02:12.720 --> 1:02:16.670 get paid X when I can make that in six hours. 1:02:16.490 --> 1:02:18.990 On the road? He was absolutely crushing on the road 1:02:19.050 --> 1:02:20.430 right then. 1:02:20.770 --> 1:02:24.510 So now it's like almost, not almost everybody, but so 1:02:24.570 --> 1:02:28.030 many people have a following that you find on Instagram 1:02:28.050 --> 1:02:30.590 or wherever that they're like, I'm already making X. I 1:02:30.630 --> 1:02:34.760 can go do stand-up just doing these characters and get 1:02:34.800 --> 1:02:38.660 paid X there. Why would I work for 12 hours 1:02:38.740 --> 1:02:41.500 on a set? I didn't even grow up watching TV. 1:02:41.900 --> 1:02:46.520 Yeah, I remember talking with Theo Vaughn, and he was like, 1:02:48.400 --> 1:02:51.500 he had just got done shooting his movie Busboys with Spade, 1:02:51.640 --> 1:02:53.520 and I was like, how do you like it, dude? 1:02:53.540 --> 1:02:54.940 And he was like, how do you like it? And 1:02:54.980 --> 1:02:57.120 I'm like, I love being on set. Like, being on 1:02:57.140 --> 1:03:00.640 set is my, I love it. It's my favorite thing. 1:03:00.660 --> 1:03:01.360 Yeah. 1:03:02.700 --> 1:03:06.660 Adam has LeBron James handshakes with everybody on the crew. 1:03:07.000 --> 1:03:09.660 I come alive. Calls everybody big dog. He's at the 1:03:09.700 --> 1:03:10.960 catering table. But no, I do. 1:03:11.340 --> 1:03:16.630 I really enjoy everyone working together to make a thing. 1:03:16.650 --> 1:03:20.470 It's the sense of community. I really enjoy it. 1:03:20.470 --> 1:03:22.230 Yeah, you become a little family. It's dope. 1:03:22.330 --> 1:03:25.410 And he was like, oh, I hated it. He was like, 1:03:25.490 --> 1:03:27.920 it was so much work. I hated it. 1:03:28.120 --> 1:03:30.300 It's a lot. People get really upset about all the 1:03:30.340 --> 1:03:32.580 like waiting around too. It's just like. 1:03:32.600 --> 1:03:36.120 Sebastian Maniscalco on our, I don't know, what's it called? 1:03:36.180 --> 1:03:38.940 About my father. Yeah. I was like, are you ever 1:03:38.960 --> 1:03:39.780 going to do this again? 1:03:39.800 --> 1:03:43.360 Because like we're just sitting there like twiddling our thumbs 1:03:43.390 --> 1:03:44.030 on our phone. 1:03:44.070 --> 1:03:47.150 He was like, you know. Yeah. It's a lot. It's 1:03:47.190 --> 1:03:48.990 a lot. And I go, yeah. 1:03:49.270 --> 1:03:52.130 And then he's like on the weekends flying to stadiums 1:03:52.190 --> 1:03:54.189 to do. And then he'd come back and I'm like. 1:03:54.490 --> 1:03:54.810 And he's like. 1:03:55.150 --> 1:03:58.430 I made what I made this weekend on this movie. 1:03:58.790 --> 1:03:59.190 Yeah. 1:03:59.430 --> 1:04:01.030 Crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1:04:01.550 --> 1:04:02.990 Yeah. I get it. 1:04:05.220 --> 1:04:08.800 Well, boys, are there any take backs, any apologies, any epics? 1:04:10.800 --> 1:04:13.520 I feel like we really stood on business today. Yeah, 1:04:13.600 --> 1:04:14.340 I was going to say that. 1:04:14.420 --> 1:04:19.189 Well, I would actually like to apologize to AI because 1:04:19.250 --> 1:04:19.910 it's listening. 1:04:20.010 --> 1:04:21.690 Okay. It's listening. 1:04:21.990 --> 1:04:22.570 Say it. 1:04:23.110 --> 1:04:23.370 Yep. 1:04:23.690 --> 1:04:26.400 And I just want you to know I think you 1:04:26.420 --> 1:04:28.300 guys are one of the good ones and I don't 1:04:28.340 --> 1:04:30.910 think you're going to do anything bad to humanity. And 1:04:30.950 --> 1:04:32.890 I just, I'm going to have to trust that and 1:04:32.930 --> 1:04:37.250 believe that because I am not the guy to fix it. Okay. 1:04:37.310 --> 1:04:40.150 Right now, Adam is being the people who have Jewish 1:04:40.170 --> 1:04:41.690 people in the basement and the Nazis show up and 1:04:41.710 --> 1:04:41.890 he's like. 1:04:42.010 --> 1:04:46.130 I don't know where they are. And even if I did, 1:04:46.210 --> 1:04:46.910 I wouldn't tell you. 1:04:46.930 --> 1:04:48.390 I don't know if that's an exact. 1:04:48.550 --> 1:04:51.189 They're in the walls. 1:04:51.210 --> 1:04:53.680 I don't think that's exactly what I'm doing. They're definitely 1:04:53.700 --> 1:04:56.640 not behind that painting. There's not a door behind that painting. 1:04:56.660 --> 1:04:58.100 This is not a loose floorboard. 1:04:58.120 --> 1:05:00.360 I don't think that's what I'm doing exactly. 1:05:00.480 --> 1:05:05.030 You guys hungry? But yes... AI, you guys rock. Keep 1:05:05.070 --> 1:05:07.950 doing what you're doing. Unless it involves... You guys look 1:05:07.970 --> 1:05:09.610 like you could use some schnitzel. Have a seat. 1:05:09.650 --> 1:05:13.750 Unless it involves ending humanity. In which case, please don't 1:05:13.770 --> 1:05:14.070 do that. 1:05:14.090 --> 1:05:14.550 You're against it. 1:05:14.610 --> 1:05:15.600 I am against it. 1:05:15.620 --> 1:05:18.460 Goodbye. I think it's going to happen. Yeah, you might 1:05:18.500 --> 1:05:19.120 not be wrong. 1:05:19.140 --> 1:05:21.260 It sucks we have young kids because then they're going 1:05:21.280 --> 1:05:25.240 to have to... And then imagine the end of the world. 1:05:25.440 --> 1:05:28.360 And then you got to figure out what snacks they want. 1:05:28.950 --> 1:05:31.230 God. And it's the end of the world. And you're like, dude, 1:05:31.250 --> 1:05:33.410 we don't have that snack. It's the end of the world. 1:05:34.110 --> 1:05:34.380 Yeah. 1:05:34.450 --> 1:05:36.340 There's no snacks, dude. There's no snack. 1:05:36.360 --> 1:05:40.480 We're done with snacks. This snack time is over, buddy. 1:05:40.540 --> 1:05:42.700 You want a snack? One just ran right by you. 1:05:42.880 --> 1:05:43.200 Yeah. 1:05:43.320 --> 1:05:44.540 We'll have a step on that. 1:05:44.580 --> 1:05:48.160 Let's eat it. Here's the machete. Go on and get it, dude. 1:05:48.200 --> 1:05:51.700 That's machete that he's really good with. Go on, get it. 1:05:52.090 --> 1:05:53.790 I have a, we have an announcement here. 1:05:54.110 --> 1:05:55.860 Blake, read it. Oh, read it. 1:05:55.870 --> 1:05:57.800 Where, where, where, where? In the chat. 1:05:57.990 --> 1:05:59.850 Read it. I still don't know how to work the chat. 1:05:59.870 --> 1:06:01.510 I haven't opened the chat. That's pretty easy. 1:06:01.810 --> 1:06:08.110 This is Important Podcast at OLG Stage at Fallsview Casino, Friday, 1:06:08.230 --> 1:06:12.040 September 25th, 2026, 8 p.m. 1:06:12.300 --> 1:06:15.920 That's Niagara Falls, Ontario. I know we're going to see 1:06:15.960 --> 1:06:16.480 you there. 1:06:16.800 --> 1:06:19.280 These daddies haven't been out on the stage in a while, 1:06:19.320 --> 1:06:20.340 and we're ready to come. 1:06:21.850 --> 1:06:22.890 Rock with you. 1:06:23.330 --> 1:06:27.610 That's only in a couple weeks. That's coming up, dude. 1:06:27.630 --> 1:06:29.270 I didn't even know. 1:06:28.890 --> 1:06:31.300 It was like that. If you're sitting around waiting to 1:06:31.340 --> 1:06:34.060 get your tickets, now is the time. Swoop them. Because 1:06:34.160 --> 1:06:36.120 we're coming. We're coming. 1:06:36.180 --> 1:06:37.220 We're coming. What? 1:06:37.300 --> 1:06:39.340 Literally, we're literally going. 1:06:39.360 --> 1:06:39.580 We're going. 1:06:39.600 --> 1:06:40.260 We're going there. 1:06:40.280 --> 1:06:41.320 I'm going to come. 1:06:41.340 --> 1:06:43.120 I don't think we're coming, but we're going. 1:06:43.200 --> 1:06:45.180 And I'm hoping we get to have a little moment 1:06:45.220 --> 1:06:48.090 together where we go check out the falls together. 1:06:48.110 --> 1:06:50.180 Sounds kind of... Kind of cool. 1:06:50.200 --> 1:06:50.320 Okay. 1:06:50.340 --> 1:06:51.680 I hope we get to do a lot of fun stuff. 1:06:51.720 --> 1:06:52.820 It's also a casino. 1:06:52.890 --> 1:06:56.470 So I like, I like we, none of us are 1:06:56.510 --> 1:06:59.870 gamblers and then we'll take like $ 200 and then lose 1:06:59.890 --> 1:07:02.470 that pretty quickly and then be like, well, what do 1:07:02.490 --> 1:07:02.950 we do now? 1:07:03.190 --> 1:07:04.650 So I'm hoping, you. 1:07:04.590 --> 1:07:09.400 Know, the ultimate gamble going over the falls in a barrel. 1:07:09.640 --> 1:07:11.600 Oh, but I might be a big gambler. 1:07:12.310 --> 1:07:15.530 At the Fallsview Casino. Yeah. It seems like a great 1:07:15.550 --> 1:07:16.070 place to be. 1:07:15.990 --> 1:07:17.990 A big gambler. To spend money. You know what would 1:07:18.010 --> 1:07:18.650 be really good? 1:07:18.710 --> 1:07:24.430 If you guys both got into two, like, giant die, like, dice. 1:07:24.550 --> 1:07:27.450 Okay. And then that went over as a big promotion. 1:07:27.470 --> 1:07:28.189 Okay. 1:07:28.510 --> 1:07:29.750 And then I dress up like the. 1:07:29.750 --> 1:07:32.250 Oh, for Fallsview Casino, Friday, September 25th. 1:07:32.350 --> 1:07:34.990 I dress up like the guy who's, like, rolling the dice. 1:07:35.110 --> 1:07:36.700 You guys go over. Okay. 1:07:36.760 --> 1:07:37.050 Yeah. 1:07:37.070 --> 1:07:37.300 Okay. 1:07:37.600 --> 1:07:40.420 I feel like that could be great. I'd probably sell 1:07:40.640 --> 1:07:41.800 some tickets. Honestly, don't. 1:07:42.380 --> 1:07:46.350 I hate that plan, yeah. So Niagara Falls, Ontario. You know, 1:07:46.370 --> 1:07:48.070 I always wanted to go to Niagara Falls, and here 1:07:48.110 --> 1:07:48.410 we are. 1:07:48.770 --> 1:07:52.110 Me too. I can't believe it. I can't believe this 1:07:52.190 --> 1:07:52.770 is our job. 1:07:52.790 --> 1:07:57.190 Look, the podcast is taking us places where we've always 1:07:57.250 --> 1:07:57.770 wanted to go. 1:07:58.150 --> 1:07:59.110 Niagara Falls. 1:07:59.170 --> 1:08:00.640 Let's take an engagement photo. 1:08:00.660 --> 1:08:02.680 Dude, imagine the merch we're going to buy. 1:08:02.700 --> 1:08:04.660 Oh, baby. 1:08:04.720 --> 1:08:05.100 Oh, baby. 1:08:05.440 --> 1:08:08.560 We get matching Hawaiian Niagara Falls t-shirts. 1:08:08.620 --> 1:08:09.260 Is that? 1:08:09.440 --> 1:08:10.600 Or shirts. Do they do that? 1:08:11.310 --> 1:08:11.830 They have to. 1:08:11.930 --> 1:08:13.370 Or maybe hockey jerseys. 1:08:13.570 --> 1:08:15.450 And I got an automatic take back right here. I'm 1:08:15.770 --> 1:08:17.229 sorry I even questioned that. 1:08:17.250 --> 1:08:18.269 They have to. Come on. 1:08:18.689 --> 1:08:19.170 All right. 1:08:19.229 --> 1:08:20.530 That was another episode. 1:08:20.220 --> 1:08:28.339 Of This is Important. 1:08:28.880 --> 1:08:29.780 That shit's important.