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Speaker 1: been doing is unbelievable. I'm so impressed, I said, I

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Speaker 1: kissed the proverbial ring. I said, I'm sorry for anything

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Speaker 1: that has ever happened, full tail right between legs, don't

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Speaker 1: even know what I'm sorry for, doesn't fucking matter. Meaning

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Speaker 1: like we're both grown ass women who have nothing to

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Speaker 1: prove in this life, and it was it just hit different,

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Speaker 1: It just hit different. We were like mano amano, two

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Speaker 1: women with one daughter, two women who have undeniably been

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Speaker 1: successful in this crazy journey, on this crazy path, two

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Speaker 1: women who have been appreciated for their humor. Me more

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Speaker 1: expected her at the Friars Club roast like she she

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Speaker 1: has really leaned into not taking yourself seriously. She works

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Speaker 1: with snoop, She's fully self deprecating, and she's earned it.

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Speaker 1: Like she has earned it. She is relevant at her age.

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Speaker 1: She looks amazing. She's out at the jingle Ball, like,

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Speaker 1: you know, like, give the fucking shut the ride man.

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Speaker 1: She deserves it. She won the prize. She she gave

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Speaker 1: it to me, to Andy Cohen, and I'm giving it

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Speaker 1: back to her to you. She deserves it, whatever it is,

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Speaker 1: give her the fucking prize. So I went over to

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Speaker 1: her at the jingle Ball, I I you know, turned

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Speaker 1: to her and I gave her the prize and I

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Speaker 1: kissed the ring indeference in adoration. But there was something

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Speaker 1: different because I when I was younger and on roller

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Speaker 1: skates and at Nobu and on that boat, there was

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Speaker 1: something shakier about me, not confident. I hadn't earned it yet.

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Speaker 1: I just hadn't gone through the ranks of it. I hadn't,

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Speaker 1: you know, fought the fought, walk, the walk, talk the talk,

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Speaker 1: proven myself really at a level where not only everybody

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Speaker 1: else would think that I had earned my seat the table,

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Speaker 1: get the same people on speed dial that she can.

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Speaker 1: And it felt different walking over there. But she treated

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Speaker 1: me differently, she received me differently. It wasn't even that

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Speaker 1: she received me, She just met me in the middle.

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Speaker 1: We were both two women, and there was just a

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Speaker 1: vibe from the second I sat down, because trust me,

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Speaker 1: if I got a cold vibe or any vibe, I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't have done what I did. But there was just

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Speaker 1: something about Mary and something about Martha and me walking

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Speaker 1: up to her, it just it just was we were

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Speaker 1: like equals, and it landed and I gave her what

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Speaker 1: she deserved and is earned. And that was my story

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Speaker 1: with Martha