WEBVTT - Grillz vs. Chains 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:08.280 M Hey, everybody, welcome to hold up. This is the 0:00:08.320 --> 0:00:12.840 podcast where we talk very passionately about things that don't 0:00:12.840 --> 0:00:16.280 really matter to anybody but us. These these things go hard, 0:00:16.360 --> 0:00:18.880 they go deep, but really just for the two of us. 0:00:19.079 --> 0:00:22.400 Your co host, I'm Josh Johnson Bright for The Daily Show, 0:00:22.480 --> 0:00:25.599 joined by dule Stay Sloan and I am a correspondent 0:00:25.680 --> 0:00:28.880 for The Daily Show. And you know, we've been best 0:00:28.880 --> 0:00:31.720 friends for a long time and that comes with a 0:00:31.720 --> 0:00:33.800 lot of arguments, that comes with a lot of you 0:00:33.800 --> 0:00:38.080 can even call them squabbles, you know. Course. Yeah, and 0:00:38.080 --> 0:00:41.919 and this is a thing today, We're coming to you 0:00:42.240 --> 0:00:47.920 with something that is uh heavy on our hearts. All right, Uh, 0:00:47.960 --> 0:00:53.080 it goes, it goes deep to the pit of my stomach. However, 0:00:53.320 --> 0:00:57.160 whatever the fact that we even disagree all this as 0:00:57.200 --> 0:01:01.120 well as things were like, hey, we like like if 0:01:01.200 --> 0:01:04.280 we didn't already know each other this well, I feel 0:01:04.319 --> 0:01:08.880 like this would be a real point of contention, you know, um, 0:01:08.920 --> 0:01:11.160 so real quick. We'll also get this one out of 0:01:11.160 --> 0:01:13.399 the way. If you are looking to catch up with 0:01:13.440 --> 0:01:16.679 either of us on anything, to follow up and let 0:01:16.760 --> 0:01:18.920 us know how you feel about what we're saying, you 0:01:18.959 --> 0:01:22.360 can find us on the socials with our names. It's 0:01:22.440 --> 0:01:25.600 very easy. You know, it's d um. There is no 0:01:25.680 --> 0:01:28.560 oh in my name. My name is not Dolce. My 0:01:28.600 --> 0:01:32.039 mother did go to college. Um, she did not name 0:01:32.080 --> 0:01:35.400 me after a clothing company. Uh, it is dual say 0:01:35.560 --> 0:01:39.679 d U l c E S l O A N 0:01:40.319 --> 0:01:44.880 on all of the social media platforms. Maybe still on 0:01:44.959 --> 0:01:47.360 my Space. Maybe it'sill on Black Planet. Did you know 0:01:47.400 --> 0:01:49.240 there's still people on Black Planet? Do you do? Black 0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:51.960 Planet still around? Yeah? Black Plant is still around, and 0:01:52.000 --> 0:01:55.120 it's it's uh, those people are stranded, Like I hope 0:01:55.160 --> 0:01:57.400 they find each other. I mean truly, But is me 0:01:57.560 --> 0:02:02.480 Hente still out here? His Asian avenue still out here? 0:02:02.760 --> 0:02:05.720 I had no idea. Oh you did not know that 0:02:05.840 --> 0:02:09.480 there was me Hint, which was the Latin X version 0:02:09.800 --> 0:02:14.000 of Black Planet, and there was also Asian Avenue Wow, 0:02:14.440 --> 0:02:16.120 which was so I did not know any of this 0:02:16.440 --> 0:02:21.160 because there was college club first. College Club crawled, so 0:02:21.480 --> 0:02:26.920 my space could crawl. Yeah, could still really quarrel just 0:02:26.919 --> 0:02:30.280 a little higher on the Yeah, we did my space dirty. 0:02:30.320 --> 0:02:31.760 I saw a tweet the other day it was like 0:02:32.080 --> 0:02:34.400 Tom was just teaching us how to code, and yeah, 0:02:34.480 --> 0:02:39.560 we just abandoned, abandoned life. He's he's good though. He 0:02:39.720 --> 0:02:42.720 sold now he just travels around the world, takes pictures. 0:02:42.760 --> 0:02:46.440 You're not bothering anybody. He's got I heard being Zuckerberg 0:02:46.520 --> 0:02:51.400 selling online information. So yeah, but yeah, So today we 0:02:51.480 --> 0:02:55.880 are talking about oh yeah, one one quick thing. Sorry. Yeah. 0:02:55.919 --> 0:02:57.680 If you're looking to catch up, be it's Josh Johnson 0:02:57.800 --> 0:03:02.760 Comedy on Everything Now to get into the episode. Today, 0:03:02.800 --> 0:03:09.960 we're talking about chains versus grills, which I'm currently wearing both. Yeah. No, no, 0:03:10.040 --> 0:03:15.359 I appreciate you taking the theme on. I appreciate you really, 0:03:15.560 --> 0:03:21.680 uh submerging yourself in the topic. But my life, I'm 0:03:21.720 --> 0:03:26.160 on the side of of chains because I think grills 0:03:26.280 --> 0:03:28.120 just that they don't do it for me. They don't 0:03:28.120 --> 0:03:30.840 make sense to me. I don't really enjoy them at all. 0:03:31.600 --> 0:03:37.080 I know you have a chain. I had a chain. 0:03:37.760 --> 0:03:41.720 I've never seen you wear jewelry. I don't wear much jewelry, 0:03:41.800 --> 0:03:45.400 but I do change. I've never seen you wear a 0:03:45.520 --> 0:03:50.520 stitch of metal on your body. I've got real jewelry, 0:03:50.640 --> 0:03:53.120 I got fake jewelry, and under saying well, it's just 0:03:54.280 --> 0:03:57.000 I've got costume jewelry. You know what I mean. It's 0:03:57.040 --> 0:04:00.600 like all your brains can't be gold. Who am I 0:04:00.600 --> 0:04:02.840 if I wanted to be a drug I've been a 0:04:02.920 --> 0:04:07.320 drug dealer's girlfriend. No, my girlfriend. Listen. I didn't get 0:04:07.320 --> 0:04:09.880 anything out of it other than very annoyed. It's a 0:04:09.920 --> 0:04:14.360 good d but on the most part he's an idiot. Um. 0:04:14.440 --> 0:04:17.760 But yeah, so see I no, I see, I see 0:04:17.800 --> 0:04:21.760 what you're wearing my grill. I see it, but the 0:04:21.839 --> 0:04:25.360 grill that I have, I didn't go to the gum. Um. 0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:28.320 What I did is basically it's like an outline along 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:31.600 the bottom. Oh yeah, I see it, um, and then 0:04:31.640 --> 0:04:37.320 there's diamonds in between wherever the I guess wherever, like 0:04:37.360 --> 0:04:39.479 the space between a space between a tooth. But like, 0:04:40.440 --> 0:04:43.000 so basically it looks like I want to say, like 0:04:43.120 --> 0:04:45.480 drapes for like a balance. So it's almost like an 0:04:45.480 --> 0:04:49.000 outline of all my teeth under knees. It's top six teeth. 0:04:49.480 --> 0:04:52.320 And then there's a diamond in between every tooth. And 0:04:52.400 --> 0:04:54.040 I was like, maybe I should have done it where 0:04:54.080 --> 0:04:55.880 it was a diamond in front of every tooth, but 0:04:55.960 --> 0:04:57.440 I was like, I wanted to be like low key 0:04:57.760 --> 0:05:02.960 because the original design was diamonds across. I'm like, I'm not, Yeah, 0:05:03.040 --> 0:05:07.000 this person I'm with you, and this thing, your grill 0:05:07.920 --> 0:05:09.880 does not bother me the way that you have. You've 0:05:09.960 --> 0:05:12.640 had it done. What this is? This is I guess 0:05:12.720 --> 0:05:17.640 where I where I get caught up with grills. Why 0:05:17.640 --> 0:05:23.240 I think chains are superior? All right, you can accentuate you, you. 0:05:23.440 --> 0:05:26.760 You can express yourself just as much, if not more, 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:29.679 with the bottom of a chain with a jewelry hanging 0:05:29.760 --> 0:05:34.240 down as you can with a grill. A grill. It's 0:05:34.279 --> 0:05:36.360 one of those things where let's say we're in a 0:05:36.480 --> 0:05:41.760 situation where, um, you go to the doctor. I actually 0:05:41.800 --> 0:05:44.200 saw Derek last night and was talking to him about 0:05:44.240 --> 0:05:46.480 this exact thing. Let's say you go to the doctor, 0:05:46.760 --> 0:05:49.440 all right, and your doctor, you've got a cool doctor, 0:05:49.640 --> 0:05:53.160 you got you gotta laid back doctor, and he happens 0:05:53.160 --> 0:05:57.000 to have on a chain. All right, my man is flaw. 0:05:57.880 --> 0:06:00.360 My man is doing well in life. He's after he's 0:06:00.400 --> 0:06:03.600 got a change. If I go to the doctor, if 0:06:03.680 --> 0:06:10.719 I go to the person that's the hippocratic oath, they 0:06:10.800 --> 0:06:15.360 have a grill in their mouth. I'm following claims. I'm 0:06:15.400 --> 0:06:18.120 telling you right now, I'm telling you right now, that's 0:06:18.160 --> 0:06:20.920 not gonna be good medical care that you get with 0:06:21.080 --> 0:06:25.000 a grill all the way in the mouth, just top 0:06:25.160 --> 0:06:28.680 and bottoms or just bottoms. I don't I don't know 0:06:29.000 --> 0:06:31.360 if there's even a distinction that needs to be made, 0:06:31.400 --> 0:06:34.440 because for me, he'll be he'll be grabbing the popsicle 0:06:34.520 --> 0:06:36.840 stick being like go. I'm like, no, you go, what 0:06:37.040 --> 0:06:41.440 is in your mouth right now? Honestly, I am not 0:06:41.600 --> 0:06:44.840 a fan. If it comes to a doctor, like a 0:06:45.000 --> 0:06:48.960 medical doctor, like someone who's out here with a d 0:06:49.080 --> 0:06:53.080 E A license, like someone who can prescribe all of 0:06:53.240 --> 0:06:56.560 the drugs, I don't want to wear it either. I 0:06:56.640 --> 0:07:00.160 don't want to see a flashy ass doctor drive your 0:07:00.200 --> 0:07:03.440 Porsche do whatever. I don't want to see a doctor 0:07:03.480 --> 0:07:06.520 with a pinky a doctor with a pinky ring. If 0:07:06.600 --> 0:07:09.960 I see a Dina collegist with a pinky ring, I'm 0:07:10.120 --> 0:07:15.840 leaving the fucking I'm done. I'm out. I'm out with 0:07:16.000 --> 0:07:19.720 a monogram pinky ring. No, I'm out chain grill. If 0:07:19.800 --> 0:07:24.080 I see a doctor wearing flashy jewel ring coming to 0:07:24.160 --> 0:07:28.160 get me, I'm just I'm gonna be concerned. It depends 0:07:28.200 --> 0:07:29.840 on the kind of doctor that it is, because if 0:07:29.840 --> 0:07:32.040 you go to a dentist, well, if you go to 0:07:32.120 --> 0:07:34.520 a dentist and they have a grill in. This is 0:07:34.600 --> 0:07:38.280 just hilarious. Also, uh, the last time I went to 0:07:38.400 --> 0:07:43.880 the dentist, this man cleans the teeth or whatever, and 0:07:44.000 --> 0:07:46.880 he says to me, oh, I'm concerned about your weight. 0:07:47.040 --> 0:07:51.120 And I said, excuse me, and he's like, yeah, I'm 0:07:51.120 --> 0:07:53.240 concerned about your way to recommend that you lose weight. 0:07:53.320 --> 0:08:00.120 I said, sir, you were out of your jurisdiction. And 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:03.160 he was like what I said, You're out of your jurisdiction. 0:08:04.920 --> 0:08:07.520 Anything that's below my neck, you're out of your jurisdiction. 0:08:09.080 --> 0:08:12.080 And he goes, I'm a doctor, and I said, you're 0:08:12.080 --> 0:08:17.600 a dentist. Jeez, I'm glad he was done in your 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:25.400 mouth with He's glad he was done, Oh, what the 0:08:25.480 --> 0:08:27.160 fund is wrong with you? I'm like, star, He was 0:08:27.240 --> 0:08:30.120 like what. I was like, your job is where the 0:08:30.160 --> 0:08:32.679 food starts, not where it ends up. But it's none 0:08:32.679 --> 0:08:35.959 of you. You're out of your jurisdiction. Did he give 0:08:35.960 --> 0:08:38.960 you any reasoning? Did he did he say anything? He said, 0:08:39.040 --> 0:08:40.959 just on my doctor actually be telling you to lose weight. 0:08:41.000 --> 0:08:45.400 I said, you're out of your jurisdiction. You have crossed 0:08:45.440 --> 0:08:51.079 county lines. I have a doctor, dar dentist funk out 0:08:51.120 --> 0:08:52.840 of here. I know a lot of people that's gonna 0:08:52.840 --> 0:08:54.520 be mad. But you know you never had dentist call 0:08:54.559 --> 0:08:57.520 You've had uh. I'm like, bro, you're trying to smash 0:08:57.600 --> 0:09:01.240 or what what are you doing? You're trying to I 0:09:01.280 --> 0:09:03.199 know I'm not too heavy for this chair. The hydraulics work, 0:09:03.240 --> 0:09:05.040 So what are you trying to say? Doc? What do 0:09:05.120 --> 0:09:08.240 you want? Baby? This is wild? But when it comes 0:09:08.280 --> 0:09:10.679 to grill, No, if I see a doctor with too 0:09:10.760 --> 0:09:13.959 much jewelry on, if you see a dentist with a 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:17.560 grill in I'm a respect it because that's his lane, 0:09:19.600 --> 0:09:21.360 it's gonna be wild and I'm gonna be like, this 0:09:21.440 --> 0:09:23.040 is when I get to go to doctor in Miami. 0:09:23.440 --> 0:09:26.240 But to go to a dentist in Liberty City, my 0:09:26.679 --> 0:09:29.959 outside of Miami. It's got a grill, That's fine, it's 0:09:30.240 --> 0:09:33.280 where am I Where this dentist has this grill? Like 0:09:33.559 --> 0:09:37.000 if I'm in most places in Atlanta and if its 0:09:37.000 --> 0:09:40.719 Docca isn't a grill, or Texas someone like Houston or 0:09:40.760 --> 0:09:44.720 some ship dennist hasn't a grill. Okay. If I am 0:09:44.760 --> 0:09:52.800 in Iowa, if I'm a nantucket, are you having I 0:09:52.920 --> 0:09:56.400 have questions and concerns right. Also a very fun story 0:09:56.480 --> 0:09:59.640 about Jack Knight last year when he was in town. 0:10:00.000 --> 0:10:03.800 Are filming Sam's show, uh pause with Sam j on HBO. 0:10:03.920 --> 0:10:06.559 It's amazing. Um me and Josh are both on it. 0:10:08.440 --> 0:10:13.120 I had on my black Air Forces, which people have 0:10:13.160 --> 0:10:17.440 already decided as a problem, Uh, my black Air Forces, 0:10:18.600 --> 0:10:22.600 my grill, and my camel jacket. And I'm standing there 0:10:22.640 --> 0:10:26.679 just at the bar, and I turned around because Jacke's 0:10:26.679 --> 0:10:29.079 trying to say some about my air forces. And I 0:10:29.160 --> 0:10:32.160 turned around to Jacko's way, you got in a grill, 0:10:32.559 --> 0:10:35.720 air forces and a camel jacket. Nigga, you can't be trusted. 0:10:36.000 --> 0:10:38.280 What's going on right now? And I was like, I 0:10:38.480 --> 0:10:40.920 hear you. But also you were just looking at a 0:10:40.960 --> 0:10:43.920 person who's from Atlanta, Georgia. Like that's all this says 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:46.480 the world in the air force to say Atlanta, but 0:10:46.600 --> 0:10:50.040 the camel's jacket says Georgia. I guess if you put 0:10:50.080 --> 0:10:52.880 them together, they go together. But like this is this 0:10:53.080 --> 0:10:55.560 is this is the thing that trips me up about 0:10:55.640 --> 0:10:58.480 grills and trains. Let's talk about authenticity for a second. 0:10:58.960 --> 0:11:01.240 What do you mean they gotta be real because you're grill, 0:11:01.360 --> 0:11:04.480 because there's the last thing you need is a grill 0:11:05.000 --> 0:11:10.400 made of a non precious like note platinum. They aren't 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:13.120 all made of a precious metal. So then when you 0:11:13.240 --> 0:11:17.040 have a fake chain, the worst that's gonna happen is 0:11:17.080 --> 0:11:19.400 that it turns your skin little green. Maybe you smell 0:11:19.440 --> 0:11:23.400 a little bit whatever, right, smell, Yeah, they I think 0:11:23.440 --> 0:11:26.079 that would sweat. Some of those fake chains can like 0:11:26.240 --> 0:11:30.360 give off a little bit of a metally scent, Okay, 0:11:30.960 --> 0:11:35.520 And then with a fake grill, that's your mouth, I 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:38.040 hear you. I can say that I at one point 0:11:38.160 --> 0:11:40.920 did have a fake grill just because it was it 0:11:41.000 --> 0:11:43.640 was like it was it was a novelty grill. You 0:11:43.720 --> 0:11:46.040 weren't supposed to wear it for a long amount of time. 0:11:46.520 --> 0:11:50.319 There was this uh hood only way I can describe it, 0:11:51.080 --> 0:11:52.600 do you know what's friends with? The only can describe 0:11:52.640 --> 0:11:57.679 with a hood Mexican store. This was in like the 0:11:57.760 --> 0:11:59.800 Latino a part of Stamp but on the Mexican area 0:11:59.840 --> 0:12:04.800 and in Highway, and so the store had like a 0:12:04.920 --> 0:12:10.120 lot of soccer jerseys and a lot of like Tahano clothing. 0:12:11.120 --> 0:12:14.280 But then so and then like the cowboy boots from 0:12:14.360 --> 0:12:17.800 like the Ostrich boots, the cactus boots, the cowboy hats, 0:12:18.160 --> 0:12:21.760 the shirts with um the version that gud a loupe 0:12:21.920 --> 0:12:28.640 on it. But then there was this huge rack, spinning 0:12:28.800 --> 0:12:34.640 rack of just grills and they were ten dollars. They 0:12:34.720 --> 0:12:37.240 had all kinds of stones in them right there, all 0:12:37.320 --> 0:12:39.520 Ryan stones. It's all fake. And when you got it, 0:12:39.600 --> 0:12:41.800 it came with this little piece of wax. So you 0:12:41.880 --> 0:12:44.800 put the wax in hot water, and then you would 0:12:44.800 --> 0:12:46.640 put it in the grill, and then you put in 0:12:46.720 --> 0:12:49.000 your mouth, and that's how you would fit it to 0:12:49.240 --> 0:12:51.079 your mouth. I still have it. And I had like 0:12:51.160 --> 0:12:53.920 a row of like clear stones and roll turquoise stones, 0:12:54.040 --> 0:12:56.240 roll clear stones. Going to straight across we saw one 0:12:56.320 --> 0:12:58.920 that looked like stained glass windows were like on each twoth. 0:12:58.920 --> 0:13:00.679 It was like a little like red stone or clear 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:05.440 song cross. So peep the change the grill game. It's 0:13:05.480 --> 0:13:09.520 so deep people, so pressed oka you have a grill? 0:13:10.360 --> 0:13:13.599 You did you say hot water? You would put the 0:13:13.679 --> 0:13:18.480 piece of wax in hot water to melt it, not 0:13:18.640 --> 0:13:20.440 to melt it, but to make it soft. And then 0:13:20.440 --> 0:13:22.839 you put that in the grill and you put that 0:13:22.960 --> 0:13:25.120 in your mouth like on your teeth. And I say, 0:13:25.160 --> 0:13:27.800 you would make the grill snug to your teeth was 0:13:27.880 --> 0:13:31.280 just your generic fit. So it's the same way that 0:13:31.440 --> 0:13:33.679 you get your mouth guard ready when you're gonna box. 0:13:35.080 --> 0:13:37.439 Is that it? Yeah? Yeah, you throw that thing in 0:13:37.559 --> 0:13:40.079 some hot water, you bite down. Let's sit for a 0:13:40.160 --> 0:13:46.079 little bit. I've never boxed before because I value my face. No, 0:13:46.200 --> 0:13:49.160 I'm with you, probably still want to have it even 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:51.640 if you weren't sparring. Just like, even if you were 0:13:51.720 --> 0:13:53.719 like hitting the bags. You know, you never know what 0:13:53.800 --> 0:13:56.160 could happen. You gonna hit your own self in the mouth. 0:13:56.679 --> 0:13:59.800 I don't know. I've seen some very unskilled people train. 0:14:00.360 --> 0:14:04.040 Oh yeah, you like watching videos? Um? So yeah, so 0:14:05.440 --> 0:14:13.360 you like you like watching wild as videos. I've never 0:14:13.679 --> 0:14:21.160 understood your dislike, your disdain, your animosity. Come on, s 0:14:21.280 --> 0:14:25.280 a t words, Come on the saurus uh, come through 0:14:25.480 --> 0:14:29.400 the sus come through the saurus um. Also in a 0:14:29.480 --> 0:14:31.840 fun word, there's an episode of Arthur where dw just 0:14:31.960 --> 0:14:36.480 thinks that the sours is just the sourrous um, which 0:14:36.600 --> 0:14:38.440 just thinks it's a dinosaur that knows words. And I 0:14:38.560 --> 0:14:40.680 was like, honestly, I'm so glad because I'm not the 0:14:40.720 --> 0:14:43.680 first person that ever thought this. I just never understood 0:14:43.880 --> 0:14:50.520 your dislike, disdained, animosity, your true uh malice, that you 0:14:50.680 --> 0:14:54.000 have the right word. But why you dislike the grill 0:14:54.840 --> 0:14:58.400 so much? It's just fun. I'll explain it right now. 0:14:58.480 --> 0:15:01.200 I'll give give you an indication right now. So let's 0:15:01.240 --> 0:15:04.800 say someone has a heavy chain. We're gonna talk about 0:15:04.800 --> 0:15:07.720 straight up downsides for a second of both. Right, Let's 0:15:07.720 --> 0:15:09.720 say someone has a heavy chain that they're just not 0:15:09.920 --> 0:15:12.640 made for. You know, like, I'm the type of person 0:15:13.080 --> 0:15:15.480 i'd like to think that I'm self aware. Who knows 0:15:15.640 --> 0:15:18.080 other people would have to tell me that you're yelware? 0:15:18.520 --> 0:15:21.480 How self aware you are. You're very self aware. So 0:15:21.960 --> 0:15:24.680 I don't go around trying to even as I've tried 0:15:24.720 --> 0:15:27.600 to gain weight and muscle in the years, I'm not 0:15:27.680 --> 0:15:29.480 trying to be that big because I'm not that tall. 0:15:29.840 --> 0:15:31.400 So then if I get we would telling you were 0:15:31.440 --> 0:15:36.240 trying to be huge. Yeah, I was joking. Oh Ma, 0:15:37.480 --> 0:15:39.600 thank you so much. It's been so hard for me 0:15:39.680 --> 0:15:41.120 to just be like this, Nick is never going to 0:15:41.200 --> 0:15:46.920 be huge. Wow. Wow, you don't believe at all. All 0:15:47.000 --> 0:15:49.440 I really try to do. I'm trying to gain ten 0:15:49.520 --> 0:15:51.840 more pounds I have now and keep that for the 0:15:51.920 --> 0:15:56.360 rest of my days. This is why metabolism is a bastard, 0:15:57.120 --> 0:15:59.840 because I can gain ten pounds, but I just breathe, 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:04.320 and um. Bodies aren't fair first, But I wanted to 0:16:04.400 --> 0:16:07.760 be ten pounds of like clean cut, just lean muscle, 0:16:07.920 --> 0:16:09.520 just you know, you know, you know what I'm talking about. 0:16:09.520 --> 0:16:13.840 That already probably two percent body. If I was too 0:16:13.880 --> 0:16:23.200 percent body fat of cold would kill me. I'm like, 0:16:23.440 --> 0:16:27.480 I'm like eleven, shut the funk up. Yeah, but I'm 0:16:27.520 --> 0:16:29.880 also skinny right now. I lost all my muscle at 0:16:29.880 --> 0:16:35.440 the pandemic. Even skinny forever. There's a little stick in 0:16:35.480 --> 0:16:37.520 there where I would have liked to believe I was built. 0:16:37.560 --> 0:16:41.200 But all right, whatever, you're not now. It's really not 0:16:41.320 --> 0:16:48.120 even the point I just throw out, you're fined, You're fine. 0:16:48.360 --> 0:16:50.840 I took us all this wrong. This is let me 0:16:51.440 --> 0:16:53.720 get us back on track. So when it comes to 0:16:53.840 --> 0:16:56.240 the self awareness that takes to wear the right chain, 0:16:56.360 --> 0:16:57.840 you don't want to be a little guy with a 0:16:57.880 --> 0:16:59.880 big chain. You don't want to be one of those 0:17:00.040 --> 0:17:03.440 little dudes that's just like like hunched over because the 0:17:03.560 --> 0:17:07.800 chain is too it's too icy. Alright, you're frozen, You're 0:17:07.840 --> 0:17:12.360 frozen over. You have hypothermia in your neck, and it's 0:17:12.400 --> 0:17:15.359 not sexy. It's not like women. It's not like women. 0:17:15.480 --> 0:17:18.359 See a dude with a beautiful, beautiful chain but can't 0:17:18.400 --> 0:17:20.600 hold it up with his neck and go, oh, that's 0:17:20.640 --> 0:17:22.800 the one I want, the one that's clearly bad with 0:17:23.000 --> 0:17:26.320 money and body. I do wonder when I ever I 0:17:26.440 --> 0:17:33.040 see those really thick change with diamonds all in them, Like, 0:17:33.240 --> 0:17:37.080 how the funk much did this chain cost? You don't 0:17:37.200 --> 0:17:43.360 have a car, It clearly cost the car. Clearly, oh 0:17:44.520 --> 0:17:49.360 truly the car. The trade is at least a car. Man. 0:17:50.280 --> 0:17:53.639 I I just can't like my chain. I had to 0:17:53.720 --> 0:17:57.520 hook up to my homeboy from some people he grew 0:17:57.640 --> 0:18:02.720 up with. M hmm, sorry, I deep discount on my chain. Also, 0:18:02.800 --> 0:18:04.399 my girl didn't go up to the dumps, so it 0:18:04.520 --> 0:18:06.520 was just less gold. So it was just less money, 0:18:06.720 --> 0:18:09.879 right because I'm on the classic Danny grill. It was 0:18:09.920 --> 0:18:11.440 funny because I came on when I showed my mother 0:18:11.520 --> 0:18:14.480 and my mother and my ha, I can't what is 0:18:14.480 --> 0:18:17.320 your My mom and my mother was like my daughter 0:18:17.480 --> 0:18:21.320 just really like reels, and she just she just couldn't 0:18:21.440 --> 0:18:24.159 understand and why I was so pressed about this. But 0:18:24.280 --> 0:18:26.880 I bought it during the pandemic because we all needed 0:18:26.920 --> 0:18:30.200 little things to make us happy. Um it was. It 0:18:30.280 --> 0:18:32.720 was truly extremely affordable with the discounts. That's why I 0:18:32.760 --> 0:18:38.120 got a time. But there's been more times where I've 0:18:38.160 --> 0:18:41.440 seen someone with a chain. No where I've seen a 0:18:41.520 --> 0:18:46.760 man with a chain or a grill and just been like, 0:18:48.480 --> 0:18:52.520 how can you afford this? Because everything else you're showing 0:18:52.640 --> 0:18:57.200 me tells me that you can't afford your mouth. It's 0:18:57.240 --> 0:19:00.560 almost like in a video game where the staff get 0:19:00.760 --> 0:19:05.000 really high, but for only one attribute. Your health is 0:19:05.080 --> 0:19:08.600 really hard. Yeah, you're playing bio Kart and you have 0:19:08.760 --> 0:19:12.040 your acceleration at the highest level, but your speed is low, 0:19:12.359 --> 0:19:15.879 your weight is low. You're like, you've messed up. I 0:19:15.920 --> 0:19:17.720 think there's supposed to be some sort of balance here. 0:19:17.880 --> 0:19:19.879 You have no weapons, you have no am like, you 0:19:19.920 --> 0:19:23.040 have nothing to defend yourself. Actually no, you would if 0:19:23.080 --> 0:19:25.000 your chain is that nice, you would have weapons to 0:19:25.080 --> 0:19:29.199 defend yourself. Like a Flavor Flavor situation where it was like, oh, 0:19:29.280 --> 0:19:31.280 his chain are so big, he just became a clock. 0:19:32.040 --> 0:19:34.840 It's just a clock. We thought it was ridiculous because 0:19:35.160 --> 0:19:37.560 we've all seen somebody in chains and then like, what 0:19:37.760 --> 0:19:41.960 the what the fuck. I don't understand why, like humans 0:19:42.920 --> 0:19:48.360 as a whole, because like all races of people, all 0:19:48.480 --> 0:19:53.800 backgrounds of people funk with chains. I don't know how 0:19:53.960 --> 0:19:56.440 this came about, but it was just like I was like, 0:19:56.480 --> 0:19:59.160 all right, let me get this little loop those metal 0:20:00.720 --> 0:20:08.320 We'll put that around the nick Because chains makes sense, 0:20:08.720 --> 0:20:10.800 all right, they hang from your neck. You don't have 0:20:10.880 --> 0:20:13.200 to worry about them. There's there's a reason we don't 0:20:13.200 --> 0:20:16.280 have chains hanging from one arm. It's gonna fall off. 0:20:16.720 --> 0:20:19.560 There's a reason we don't have chains hanging from the waist. 0:20:19.920 --> 0:20:22.400 That's what a belt is for. You know. There's there's 0:20:22.400 --> 0:20:24.920 belly chains. You didn't go through the early nineties, I 0:20:24.960 --> 0:20:28.160 mean like nineties, early two thousands. Those to me don't 0:20:28.280 --> 0:20:32.320 like actually scream chain like like those those for me 0:20:32.600 --> 0:20:35.640 are just like a hook up on a belly button ring. 0:20:37.640 --> 0:20:41.000 I hear you. I'm waiting for waste beats to go Like, 0:20:41.160 --> 0:20:43.840 waste beads are real big right now. I'm just waiting 0:20:43.880 --> 0:20:46.480 for them to go metal. That's what I'm waiting for, 0:20:46.560 --> 0:20:49.720 waste beats. I'm waiting for waste beads just become waste chains. 0:20:51.119 --> 0:20:54.040 So you seeing that the chain makes sense. See this thing, 0:20:54.320 --> 0:20:58.520 the the chain. To borrow from you from our our 0:20:58.640 --> 0:21:04.040 last recording, you know that the chain is superior because 0:21:04.080 --> 0:21:06.680 it goes across all cultures, like you said, just like 0:21:06.800 --> 0:21:12.320 how you know chicken soup. Okay, I think I think 0:21:12.440 --> 0:21:17.879 that the grill is a very particular thing because it 0:21:18.040 --> 0:21:22.320 doesn't make sense for most people, so quick story. The 0:21:23.000 --> 0:21:25.280 same way that sometimes you see a guy with a 0:21:25.359 --> 0:21:27.680 chain that he can't really keep up, look like you've 0:21:27.720 --> 0:21:35.440 got too many Morty Graw beats. The next time I 0:21:35.520 --> 0:21:39.159 see with a budget chairs, I want to go. And 0:21:39.240 --> 0:21:44.240 that's what's leaning over the other thing that's at play here. 0:21:44.320 --> 0:21:45.760 The other thing that we have to keep in mind 0:21:46.880 --> 0:21:49.720 is that the same goes for grills and quick story. 0:21:50.000 --> 0:21:53.479 When I was young, I knew a kid that worked 0:21:53.680 --> 0:21:58.480 at UM the movie theater. Yeah yeah, he had a 0:21:58.560 --> 0:22:02.600 grill okay, and his grill I don't know the quality. 0:22:03.240 --> 0:22:05.200 I actually I won't. I won't even speak to it. 0:22:05.280 --> 0:22:07.080 I don't know if it was fake or real. All 0:22:07.160 --> 0:22:08.800 I know is it seemed to have set him back 0:22:09.000 --> 0:22:11.640 quite a lot. Uh, quite a lot of his money 0:22:11.720 --> 0:22:14.440 went to the gump was like one of those classic 0:22:15.000 --> 0:22:19.680 remember those party like a rock Star era grills. Yeah, 0:22:19.680 --> 0:22:23.480 I think so okay where it's like it has that 0:22:23.800 --> 0:22:29.280 very flowy, gold drippy look instead of just being like 0:22:29.480 --> 0:22:32.399 it looks like just a solid gold bar almost but 0:22:32.480 --> 0:22:35.800 with a little bit of design in it. Okay. So 0:22:36.000 --> 0:22:38.680 he had one of those, and I don't know who 0:22:38.760 --> 0:22:40.960 he went to. I don't know how it was done, 0:22:42.040 --> 0:22:45.440 but it was not fitted properly for his mouth. So 0:22:45.680 --> 0:22:49.800 it gave him both when it was in at least 0:22:49.880 --> 0:22:52.080 when it was in his mouth, it gave a lisp 0:22:52.240 --> 0:22:56.879 and it gave a whistle. And the whistle was very unfortunate, 0:22:57.600 --> 0:23:01.600 the whistle the whistle because you never knew when the 0:23:01.640 --> 0:23:04.120 whistle was coming, because the whistle wouldn't come with sss. 0:23:04.200 --> 0:23:07.520 That was a lisp. The whistle would come at random times, 0:23:09.480 --> 0:23:11.800 and that, for me, a chain will never do you 0:23:11.920 --> 0:23:18.200 like that he made a choice to where someone else's grill. 0:23:18.800 --> 0:23:23.280 I don't know what shop he went to, but I 0:23:23.480 --> 0:23:26.800 feel like this was not his grill that I'm telling 0:23:26.840 --> 0:23:29.080 you that was, and I'm telling you I feel like 0:23:29.280 --> 0:23:31.560 that this was not. I don't feel like it's setting 0:23:31.600 --> 0:23:35.000 him back. I feel like he went to and pawn 0:23:35.040 --> 0:23:37.399 shops are always very I wouldn't never buy anything out 0:23:37.440 --> 0:23:43.280 of a pawn shop because you were catching someone at 0:23:43.480 --> 0:23:46.600 their worst, Like, listen, I just need a couple of dollars. 0:23:47.600 --> 0:23:50.600 I'm gonna put my wedding ring in here, get a 0:23:50.680 --> 0:23:52.480 couple of dollars, and then I'm gonna come back and 0:23:52.560 --> 0:23:54.479 get it. And a lot of times people can't come 0:23:54.520 --> 0:23:58.520 back and get it. Stereo equipment, yeah they forget as well, 0:23:59.280 --> 0:24:03.520 they'll forget it or they can really just can't. He's 0:24:03.520 --> 0:24:04.919 like an interest you have to pay to get your 0:24:04.960 --> 0:24:08.440 stuff back because it basically it's a predatory loan. Obviously, 0:24:10.359 --> 0:24:12.600