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Speaker 1: Nothing gets under your skin like living next to an obnoxious, inconsiderate, passive,

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Speaker 1: aggressive neighbor. Oh wow, Yeah, it's broken Jeffrey in the morning,

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Speaker 1: whether it's the guy who has to mow his lawn

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Speaker 1: at five a m. Or the one who files noise

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Speaker 1: complaints because your wind chimes quote disrupted the ecosystem?

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Speaker 2: Are we doing this because you're just finally meeting your

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Speaker 2: new neighbors, Jeff Is that what's going on?

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Speaker 1: What's happening? Well, there is research that it does give

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Speaker 1: earthworms nightmares if you put a wind chime over the grass, nightmares.

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Speaker 1: Don't care about the earth that's on you, bro, it's

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Speaker 1: a little stuffy. Oh, I get it. Brooks solution is

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Speaker 1: to offer to buy up all the properties around her

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Speaker 1: whenever she doesn't like her neighbors, push the poor people out.

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Speaker 1: But not everybody has that luxury, and some of us

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Speaker 1: just have to suffer through it. And recent survey asks

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Speaker 1: people for the pettiest neighbor disputes that they've ever had.

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Speaker 1: Ad like this. One says, my trespassing neighbors cut down

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Speaker 1: trees on my side of the property, and when I

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Speaker 1: sent a cease and desists letter, the wife threatened to

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Speaker 1: ruin my reputation because she works at the school my

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Speaker 1: children attend.

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Speaker 2: What is that?

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Speaker 1: I sent an anonymous tip to the I R S

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Speaker 1: alerting them that her husband was running an at home

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Speaker 1: business and it hired two workers under the table to

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Speaker 1: avoid paying taxes.

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Speaker 2: Being audited.

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Speaker 3: Psycho, Did you guys remember there was an old radio

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Speaker 3: host in this city that wanted a view of the

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Speaker 3: city and so chopped down all the trees on public property.

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Speaker 1: Oh that was crazy, It was crazy.

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Speaker 2: He got into so much trouble at five tons of money.

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Speaker 2: They like went in the middle of the night with

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Speaker 2: a chainsaw and just cut them all down.

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Speaker 1: One person lived next to a house who did not

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Speaker 1: want to hand out candy to children on Halloween.

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Speaker 3: Come on, I mean.

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Speaker 2: And there's a lot of people that have different like

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Speaker 2: religious background and that.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 1: The thing is, they still stay home that whole night,

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Speaker 1: and instead of turning off the porch light like most

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Speaker 1: normal people did, instead they made a giant sign and

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Speaker 1: hung it in their entry way and it said in

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Speaker 1: big bold letters, stop our home does not celebrate Halloween.

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Speaker 1: Please do not knock on this door. They're going to decorate.

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Speaker 3: It's like a non decorate.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh my gosh, they're gonna have like big x'es

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Speaker 1: and tape everyone Halloween. Guy. Yeah, nothing says egg and

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Speaker 1: tpe my house like angry.

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Speaker 2: Sign like that turn the front porch light off.

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Speaker 1: We're looking at a survey that asked people to share

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Speaker 1: the weirdest stories about their pettiest neighbors. This one says

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Speaker 1: I lived in a duplex where my neighbor couldn't come

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Speaker 1: why I didn't want to hear his TV blasting through

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Speaker 1: the walls at two in the morning. And then they

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Speaker 1: attached a screenshot of their text conversation with their neighbor.

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Speaker 2: What does it say? So?

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Speaker 1: They wrote, Hey, I need to get to bed. Could

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Speaker 1: you please lower the volume on your TV? The base

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Speaker 1: is coming through the walls. The neighbor's response, Sorry, nah,

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Speaker 1: this is me in my living room. I'm good. Oh,

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Speaker 1: so they ride back. The base is literally shaking the

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Speaker 1: pictures on the walls of my bedroom. It's after two am.

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Speaker 1: Please turn it down. The neighbor's response, Dude, I'm watching

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Speaker 1: shark tanks. Sorry but relax.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you gotta have that bass on for shark

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Speaker 2: tank kind of side.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, the neighbor on that one. Another one says

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Speaker 1: I had an extremely lazy neighbor who would literally pick

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Speaker 1: up her dog's poop from her grass and toss it

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Speaker 1: over the fence into my backyard. I'd go outside and

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Speaker 1: find clumps scattered everywhere. I will smear that on your

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Speaker 1: front door.

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Speaker 3: Just your hands.

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Speaker 1: No, that's just me. Remember I talked about on the

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Speaker 1: show how my neighbors for months would let their dog

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Speaker 1: out and it would go into my yard and use

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Speaker 1: the bathroom and then run back home.

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Speaker 2: I still think that your neighbors trained the dog to

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Speaker 2: do that.

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Speaker 1: I know there's no way they didn't realize that that

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Speaker 1: was happening.

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Speaker 2: Oh, they knew that was what They're like, Honey, don't

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Speaker 2: go by the window. He'll know that.

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Speaker 3: We see it.

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Speaker 1: And then they fly drones over my house while I

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Speaker 1: was sunbathing with my shirt off. I figured you guys

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Speaker 1: saw the photos on it. So maybe we're looking at

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Speaker 1: a servey that asked people to share stories about their

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Speaker 1: pettiest neighbors that they've ever had to deal with. I

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Speaker 1: did see that picture on fans. This one says we

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Speaker 1: lived across the street from an old couple who installed

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Speaker 1: a giant floodlight that shone directly into our bedroom all

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Speaker 1: night long. Those aren't supposed to go off.

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Speaker 2: Right, Well, you could turn them on and off, they said.

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Speaker 1: We put up curtains, but it was still too bright,

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Speaker 1: so we politely asked that they turn it off at night,

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Speaker 1: or at least install a timer. Yeah, they refused, saying

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Speaker 1: to mind our own business. Come on, so I started

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Speaker 1: sneaking over and loosening their bulbs.

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Speaker 2: Yes, dude, the same thing happened in my neighborhood in

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Speaker 2: my hometown. Really yes, and our neighbors sent their little

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Speaker 2: girl up a ten foot pole because she was the

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Speaker 2: only one that could shim me up it, and she

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Speaker 2: loosened the bulbs, and then he never fixed it.

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Speaker 1: They go on, They say, when the elderly man asked

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Speaker 1: me if I ever had problems with my outside lights

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Speaker 1: coming loose, I told him yeah, and I blamed it

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Speaker 1: on the vibrations from traffic in our street. He said

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Speaker 1: he had the same problem, and I told him I

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Speaker 1: gave up and left him off. He did the same.

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Speaker 1: It's nice to win a neighbor fight. And finally, this

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Speaker 1: one says, one winter, I spent forty five minut and

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Speaker 1: it's shoveling my car out of deep snow so I

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Speaker 1: could drive to the grocery store. I was gone for

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Speaker 1: half an hour, and when I came back, my neighbor

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Speaker 1: swooped in and took the spot that I just shoveled. No,

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Speaker 1: our apartment complex doesn't have a signed parking but in

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Speaker 1: the winter, it's understood if you shovel a spot, it's yours. Yes,

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Speaker 1: So I was really upset, went inside, filled up two

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Speaker 1: one gallon jugs of water, went back and poured them

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Speaker 1: out over his wind shield. No, Rinson repeat, Rinson repeat.

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Speaker 1: I must have poured about twelve gallons of water onto

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Speaker 1: his car. By the time I was done, it was

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Speaker 1: already freezing. By the time I poured that last bucket.

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Speaker 1: It sat overnight, and the next morning I got to

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Speaker 1: watch as he helplessly tried to scrape off layer after

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Speaker 1: layer of ice off of his wind shield.

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Speaker 3: The problem with that is that he still didn't understand.

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Speaker 2: He's like, wow, it really got frozen, Like he didn't

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Speaker 2: know that it was because of the parking spire.

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Speaker 1: My bad luck. Yeah, why are the only one that's

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Speaker 1: completely encased in ice? Wild Those were the pettiest, most

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Speaker 1: passive aggressive neighbor stories that people have ever had to

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Speaker 1: deal with. Definitely, we got your phones out coming up

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Speaker 1: right

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Speaker 2: After this, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,