WEBVTT - Can I Have Your Kidney

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today, the

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<v Speaker 1>subject my holy lovers double life. Okay, marinate on that

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<v Speaker 1>for a minute. We'll get into that. I'm just a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit already. But right now do you think you do?

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<v Speaker 1>Right now? The nephew is here with today's frank phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>What you got for a snap? Well, you know, last

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<v Speaker 1>break we was talking about the kidneys, you know, we

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<v Speaker 1>that's what we were talking about, someone giving kidney. We

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<v Speaker 1>we talked about our face. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I go in my archives and I pull

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<v Speaker 1>out Can I have your kidney? Can I have your kidney?

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<v Speaker 1>This is right here, dear to my heart, because this

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<v Speaker 1>was my dad's all time favorite. Made me put it

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<v Speaker 1>on a CD and made it play over and over again,

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<v Speaker 1>so the whole CD only hand Can I have your kidney?

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<v Speaker 1>On one to see its truck rolled around his truck

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<v Speaker 1>and he played this the whole time. Boy, if you

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<v Speaker 1>just put it on the sea deep this for you, Daddy?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I have Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach a brother, Conny.

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<v Speaker 1>This is kind of how you doing, brother? This is

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<v Speaker 1>Deacon Patterson called him from the church. How you doing today, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>Deacon Patterson, Yeah, just doing fun and your self. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>doing good, doing good, and you know the church is

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<v Speaker 1>behind you on what you're going through. When we were

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<v Speaker 1>praying for you, man, we know all about the You

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<v Speaker 1>know you're going in the surgeon on Friday to get

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<v Speaker 1>your get your prankers removed. So I wanted to give

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<v Speaker 1>you a call, man, have a word of pray and

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<v Speaker 1>let you know that we all pulling for you, and

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<v Speaker 1>we know that that the man upstairs are gonna pull

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<v Speaker 1>you through this successful. Well. God bless and keep you,

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<v Speaker 1>uh that, deacon, God bless and keep you because I

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<v Speaker 1>tell you I'm going through something here. Me and my wife,

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<v Speaker 1>we've been talking about it and we've been praying on it,

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<v Speaker 1>and it she was a wonderful paining to know that

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<v Speaker 1>your church is with you and y'all thinking about me

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<v Speaker 1>and prayer. I've really had to take this this to

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<v Speaker 1>the Lord. This is a serious thing with me and

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't never had an operation before in my life,

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<v Speaker 1>and I know I need it. My wife and made

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<v Speaker 1>it clear the doctor made it clear that I believe

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ready to go forward because it was that Deacon Patterson. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right, Dicon, I haven't. I haven't been. I've been

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<v Speaker 1>in church probably about talk about eight months now. You've

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<v Speaker 1>pretty much been out most of the time. I have

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<v Speaker 1>been out of you. Yeah, so I've seen you a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of times. But I wanted to call and and

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<v Speaker 1>and and put a word in for you and let him,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, let you know that we're all praying for

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<v Speaker 1>you the church. He's the Lord to get back, and

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<v Speaker 1>we know out for Friday is gonna definitely be a

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<v Speaker 1>great success. Yes, and we're gonna give the victory to who. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>he's the victory. Let me let me have a word

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<v Speaker 1>of proper with your brother Carl, if you don't mind,

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<v Speaker 1>just about you here from me, Father God, we have

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<v Speaker 1>right now. We have right now that you touch brother

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<v Speaker 1>Connley as he goes in on Friday, Please put your

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<v Speaker 1>hands on him. We asked, Father, that you hold on

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<v Speaker 1>to the doctor that's getting ready to go and put

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<v Speaker 1>surgery on it. Yes. We asked that you make sure

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<v Speaker 1>that the doctor he's got a strong eye on that

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<v Speaker 1>mording walk with him. We asked that that that he

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<v Speaker 1>got a steady hand when he got the scalpel in

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<v Speaker 1>his hand. We asked that your hold on to him

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<v Speaker 1>please as he goes into a surgeon, because we know

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<v Speaker 1>it comes side the moan, the victory gonna belong the

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<v Speaker 1>brother Connley and the Lord. Thank you. Lord. We know

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<v Speaker 1>all of this, but we we we asked that you

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<v Speaker 1>take that pincers and you remove it out successfully closing

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<v Speaker 1>back up like it will never been into it in before.

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<v Speaker 1>Walk with me. That's what we're asking. We asked your

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<v Speaker 1>Lord at the same time that they're removing this pincreus. Lord,

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<v Speaker 1>we asked that your reach around his backside and we

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<v Speaker 1>asked that you touch his kidney. Lord, touch his kidney

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<v Speaker 1>and make it hold make it. We want you to

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<v Speaker 1>make that kidney like it's in the best kidness. Deacon.

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<v Speaker 1>That's they can they can whoop pat Deason pass. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you say they you down, sir. They're there's nothing wrong

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<v Speaker 1>with my kidney, Deacon. I'm doing I'm doing fine. The

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<v Speaker 1>Lord is Lord is denated. Well, he's gonna work on

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<v Speaker 1>my patris. That's what the doctors operating though. They don't

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<v Speaker 1>trap me forward and that's what they're playing to remove.

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<v Speaker 1>So my kidn is fine. They did what they called

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<v Speaker 1>when they're in my eyes and everything else is fine.

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<v Speaker 1>They ain't working on nothing but my pancres right right right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>let me say I'm glad you brought that up with

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<v Speaker 1>this this one. We want to call you. What I

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<v Speaker 1>want to ask you, and I know we we've you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we've never met. What I was gonna ask you was Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I know this is. I hate to come at

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<v Speaker 1>you in the final hour and you're getting ready to

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<v Speaker 1>go help third and all that, But if you don't

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<v Speaker 1>mind it when they go in on Friday morning and

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<v Speaker 1>and remove that pancreas out? Do do you think that

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<v Speaker 1>that that that they could go in and and get

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<v Speaker 1>one of your kidneys? Because I need one? Oh? Hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>just mid Beacon up what you say? But what you said,

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<v Speaker 1>see see see what else. I've been going through myself

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<v Speaker 1>with a little ailment. And I'm wondering if if if

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<v Speaker 1>I need a kidden and I'm wondering if you can

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<v Speaker 1>give me one of yours when they go in and

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<v Speaker 1>get your panker. They're already to have you open. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you say you wanted them to take one of my kidneys? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and give it to me because I need one. You

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<v Speaker 1>need a kidney? Yeah. What what I mean? You are

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<v Speaker 1>already gonna be layding there open? Wait a minute, Mr,

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<v Speaker 1>you need a kidney? I need help with my packers.

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<v Speaker 1>You would call me with some that. Man, this ain't

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<v Speaker 1>no work in the Lord. Now you said you're a

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<v Speaker 1>deacon like I said, dick In Patterson my name. But

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<v Speaker 1>see what I'm asking you? What, man, Brother Cornlin, what

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<v Speaker 1>harm is it if you already open and laying on

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<v Speaker 1>to you? Oh you ain't heard a dang you're saying?

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<v Speaker 1>Have you? I said, I'll be man, You're crazy. It's hell.

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<v Speaker 1>Now what I'm gonna have to do. I'm gonna need

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<v Speaker 1>to call the pastor because here's something going on here.

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<v Speaker 1>You say you knew you manage to Mr. Matter fact,

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<v Speaker 1>you too do to know who you're talking to? What what? What?

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<v Speaker 1>What I'm saying is you have to to look like

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<v Speaker 1>you said you said they did the m R. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't give up what I said they did. Man, I

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<v Speaker 1>got two kidneys. You got to one of yours. Bad.

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<v Speaker 1>That's your problem. Mr. Let me tell you something. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get well and you're calling with this. You

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<v Speaker 1>say you're a new beacons, you show ills and you

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<v Speaker 1>won't be at the church. Long. I tell you that

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<v Speaker 1>because if I ever get cold to your sister, we

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<v Speaker 1>got some resting and do what is it gonna hurt

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<v Speaker 1>for you to give me one of them kidnings and

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<v Speaker 1>both them if both them kidneys is good and ain't

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<v Speaker 1>gonna hurt him? Think you ain't getting my kidney? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>What's wrong with you? Say? Man? All I'm saying is

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<v Speaker 1>if you're gonna be olden and laying on the table,

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<v Speaker 1>what is it gonna hurt? Man? You're gonna kill I'm

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<v Speaker 1>open laying on the table. What kind of a pray

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<v Speaker 1>you in charge of? Mr? Let me tell you something. Obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>I need to meet you before I get to the hospital,

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<v Speaker 1>and now I can getting to yours, and I can't

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<v Speaker 1>tell you that we get out, you're gonna feel him.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm say it's too many games going on in the

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<v Speaker 1>judge today. I'll be you're gonna call and talk to

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<v Speaker 1>me out of one of my kitness Man, I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to live just like you, trying to let the Lord

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<v Speaker 1>take care of me. Because what you're talking about ain't

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<v Speaker 1>got a thing to do with Jesus. You can kiss

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<v Speaker 1>my and get off my phone. That's what you can do?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I say one more thing to you? What is

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<v Speaker 1>you listening to me? Man? Out to listen to you

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<v Speaker 1>and you ain't talking about nothing that's got nothing to

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<v Speaker 1>do with what's going on with me. Mr you're running

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<v Speaker 1>the game. If I could get to y'all but leading you?

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<v Speaker 1>What can I just say one more thing and then

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna let you go? Is you're listening for what?

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<v Speaker 1>Bless this nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning to

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<v Speaker 1>show you just got pranked by your daughter? Oh Lord,

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<v Speaker 1>haven that girl? Lord have muchty, Lord, have much? Jesus

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<v Speaker 1>you all right? Please forgive me? Lord whoa y'all. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have to Lord him versus. My heart is paling,

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<v Speaker 1>painting hire Lord him, mercy, Jesus brother comming. I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>ask you one more thing, man, what is the baddest

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land

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<v Speaker 1>to Steve Harvey Mortar. Shoot, my heart is pound patent.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, that's my right there with my dude, right

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle of the prayer with Hey, deacon, Deacon,

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<v Speaker 1>ain't the room with mckitney. Mckney find I'm going in

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<v Speaker 1>to get my papers removed that he did want to

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<v Speaker 1>be in my right Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's what they're

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<v Speaker 1>prepped me for. The room with my kid, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>king of pranks. That's why you are, see all right, nephew,

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<v Speaker 1>Well thank you. That was funny. Coming up next Strawberry Letters,

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<v Speaker 1>subject my holy lover's double life. We'll get into that

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<v Speaker 1>right after this. You're listening to the same Harvey Morning Show.