1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:02,840 Speaker 1: Okayop, this is Okayop. 2 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:06,320 Speaker 2: I'm Samuel Donner and we tell the funniest stories on 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:11,400 Speaker 2: the internet. And John, I have a juicy juice juicer. 4 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:16,160 Speaker 3: Ooh for you here juicy Yeah, just do with. 5 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:19,040 Speaker 1: It, just all over your body. Yeah. 6 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:23,400 Speaker 2: Today I fed up by accidentally implying that we wanted 7 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:25,000 Speaker 2: to hook up with our babysitter. 8 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:27,760 Speaker 3: Not only is that something you don't want to accidentally imply, 9 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:30,120 Speaker 3: you also don't want to intentionally imply that. 10 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:32,360 Speaker 1: Unless you're trying to have a threesome with your babysitting 11 00:00:32,479 --> 00:00:32,839 Speaker 1: that is true. 12 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:34,479 Speaker 3: If that is the case, then you do want to 13 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:35,760 Speaker 3: intentionally imply that. 14 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:38,480 Speaker 2: For reference, my husband and I are in our mid 15 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:41,879 Speaker 2: to late thirties and our sitter is in her early twenties. 16 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:44,320 Speaker 2: We have two young kids, five and three, and through 17 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:46,640 Speaker 2: the pandemic, my husband and I have both been. 18 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:48,000 Speaker 1: Working from home. For a while. 19 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:50,320 Speaker 2: We were taking shifts trying to watch the kids while 20 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:53,520 Speaker 2: the other had meetings, but eventually we resorted to hiring 21 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:55,760 Speaker 2: a sitter sometimes during the day to watch them, to 22 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:57,680 Speaker 2: keep them occupied so we could work. 23 00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:59,560 Speaker 3: On the surface, it's like, oh, we'll both be home, 24 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:01,760 Speaker 3: it'll be right, But then it's like you're in meetings, 25 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:03,200 Speaker 3: you like all this stuff, and they come. 26 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:07,560 Speaker 2: In like okay, Ti ma boopy like all It's like 27 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:10,440 Speaker 2: the kids aren't in school either, so usually school is 28 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:12,560 Speaker 2: like a daycare for those kids. But during COVID, all 29 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:14,280 Speaker 2: the kids were at home, so you had to care 30 00:01:14,319 --> 00:01:16,160 Speaker 2: for them. Where's the teachers usually would be doing that? 31 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:17,840 Speaker 1: I get your parents? Yeah, smart move. 32 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:20,480 Speaker 2: We'd gone through a couple of sitters before landing on 33 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:24,360 Speaker 2: our current one. She has been absolutely fantastic, a dream 34 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:26,320 Speaker 2: with the kids, and has been working for us for 35 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:29,280 Speaker 2: several months now. It has been a godsend for us 36 00:01:29,319 --> 00:01:32,720 Speaker 2: to hide away in our offices on our laptops, undisturbed 37 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:35,280 Speaker 2: through our work day, knowing someone is taking care of 38 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:38,360 Speaker 2: things on the other side of the door. Everything changed 39 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:42,840 Speaker 2: one day, Oh God, the FOP happened yesterday, and we 40 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:45,119 Speaker 2: decided we wanted to take a night to ourselves now 41 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:47,360 Speaker 2: that restaurants were opening up again in our area. We 42 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,640 Speaker 2: had the sitter come over and went out for a 43 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:53,240 Speaker 2: night of food and drink, our first date night out 44 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:56,520 Speaker 2: at a restaurant in almost two years due to the pandemic. 45 00:01:56,680 --> 00:02:01,680 Speaker 2: Our dinner was glorious, drinking and flirting and being adults 46 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:04,520 Speaker 2: outside in the real world, feeling like people. 47 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:08,280 Speaker 1: And not just parents trapped and worked in our home. 48 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:11,680 Speaker 2: We felt very energized, and we knew how we wanted 49 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:17,280 Speaker 2: to spend that energy. Oh yeah, yeah, but having young 50 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:20,480 Speaker 2: kids makes that alone time a little bit more difficult. 51 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:21,680 Speaker 1: You don't want to have. 52 00:02:21,639 --> 00:02:26,600 Speaker 3: Any only imagine, yeah, makes it more difficult. 53 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:28,320 Speaker 1: Our kids are fussy sleepers. 54 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:33,560 Speaker 2: Sometimes did clapping cheeks that anyone's a fussy sleeper. We 55 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:35,760 Speaker 2: were joking to each other that we should ask the 56 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:38,920 Speaker 2: sitter to stay later and watch the kids so he 57 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,880 Speaker 2: and I could have some private time uninterrupted. When we 58 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:44,440 Speaker 2: hired our first sitter, we took advantage of the fact 59 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:47,080 Speaker 2: that the kids were occupied by having a few sneaky 60 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:49,880 Speaker 2: quickies during the day while we were locked away working. 61 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:52,760 Speaker 2: But we hadn't done that in a while, and now 62 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,360 Speaker 2: the idea of hooking up this evening without a risk 63 00:02:55,440 --> 00:03:01,040 Speaker 2: of a bargain was very appealing. When we got home, 64 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:03,600 Speaker 2: I was a little tipsy. The kids had been put 65 00:03:03,639 --> 00:03:06,239 Speaker 2: to bed, but weren't really settled asleep yet, so my 66 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:08,680 Speaker 2: husband went to check on them. I stayed and thanked 67 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:11,359 Speaker 2: our sinner for helping us have a wonderful night out. 68 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,600 Speaker 2: She was very friendly as always and assured us it 69 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:16,160 Speaker 2: was no problem. She'd help us out whenever we need it. 70 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:19,720 Speaker 2: And here's where I aft up. Uh oh, My tipsy 71 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:23,120 Speaker 2: brain thought it would be cute to slyly joke about 72 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:25,640 Speaker 2: having her stay and watch the kids a little longer 73 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:28,520 Speaker 2: so my husband and I could have some frisky alone 74 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:31,560 Speaker 2: time together. Ooo and one of those as a joke, 75 00:03:31,639 --> 00:03:34,760 Speaker 2: but testing the waters things, which already is crossing the line. 76 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:37,480 Speaker 2: But what makes it worse is how I phrased it. 77 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:40,600 Speaker 2: She said, you look so happy and rejuvenated and said 78 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:43,440 Speaker 2: we must have had a great time out. I agreed 79 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:45,680 Speaker 2: and said it was so amazing and thanked her so 80 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:48,120 Speaker 2: much for letting us escape as man and wife for 81 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:49,240 Speaker 2: a night to have some fun. 82 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:52,280 Speaker 1: She says something like, no worries at all. Anytime you 83 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:53,400 Speaker 1: need me, I'm. 84 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:57,360 Speaker 2: Happy to help with anything, anything to anything, anything, to 85 00:03:57,400 --> 00:04:00,400 Speaker 2: which I say with a rise smile. Well, we had 86 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:02,640 Speaker 2: been thinking about asking you if you wanted to stay 87 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:06,640 Speaker 2: a little longer we could hook up, which in my 88 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:09,720 Speaker 2: mind I was trying to suggest she stay longer to 89 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:13,120 Speaker 2: watch the kids so my husband and I can hook up. 90 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:16,640 Speaker 2: But that is not how it came out. I understand 91 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:20,880 Speaker 2: now what was clearly implied by my phrasing. Her eyes 92 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:24,919 Speaker 2: went wide and her voice became hushed and serious, and 93 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:29,279 Speaker 2: she's like, are you serious, and me not understanding my 94 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:32,480 Speaker 2: f up yet laughed and said I was just teasing, 95 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:35,839 Speaker 2: but we'd certainly enjoy it. We'd done it with other 96 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:38,680 Speaker 2: sinners in the past, but we didn't want to make 97 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:41,960 Speaker 2: her too uncomfortable, and it was completely fine if she 98 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:46,320 Speaker 2: wasn't comfortable with it. Wow, I think I'm treating the 99 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:49,920 Speaker 2: subject delicately because I think I'm talking about a completely 100 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:53,560 Speaker 2: understandably weird ask that you do to your babysitters about 101 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:55,720 Speaker 2: our kids while we wanted to hook up in another room. 102 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:58,680 Speaker 2: And she's responded like she's shocked I'm asking, but is 103 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:01,640 Speaker 2: super cool about it. She stammers a bit and says. 104 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:03,400 Speaker 1: She'd love to, but she can't tonight. 105 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:05,800 Speaker 2: And I try to drop it, saying it's no big deal, 106 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:08,200 Speaker 2: thinking that we're just gonna go hook up anyway, but 107 00:05:08,279 --> 00:05:11,840 Speaker 2: she keeps insisting she would but she can't, and she 108 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:14,680 Speaker 2: keeps stressing she can't, and I'm starting to get that 109 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:17,200 Speaker 2: she's implying that it's her time of the month, and 110 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:20,360 Speaker 2: I'm tipsy, and I don't really know what that has 111 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:22,640 Speaker 2: to do with things, or if I should be offering 112 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:25,480 Speaker 2: her anything, but I just keep assuring her it's no 113 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:27,719 Speaker 2: problem at all. And at this point, I just wanted 114 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:29,640 Speaker 2: to leave so I can jump on my husband. She 115 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:32,400 Speaker 2: continues to be apologetic and says. 116 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:35,679 Speaker 1: She would love to any other time. She thinks we're. 117 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:41,600 Speaker 2: Amazing and it's such a huge fantasy for herrere And 118 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:44,799 Speaker 2: that's when it clicks in my brain and I get 119 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:45,880 Speaker 2: what we're talking about. 120 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,440 Speaker 1: I start to panic a bit and. 121 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:50,360 Speaker 2: Backpedals, saying, forget I ever asked, But she doesn't want 122 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:53,080 Speaker 2: me to feel like she's blowing me off or making excuses, 123 00:05:53,279 --> 00:05:55,240 Speaker 2: and I'm trying to get out of it, but I 124 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:57,920 Speaker 2: feel like I'm in too deep and there's a misunderstanding 125 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:01,200 Speaker 2: because she's so into it and support it. And eventually 126 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:04,080 Speaker 2: we awkwardly hug and she leaves. 127 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:06,040 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I. 128 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:08,520 Speaker 2: Freak out and run into our bedroom to my husband 129 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:11,000 Speaker 2: and spill out the story of what just happens, and 130 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:14,400 Speaker 2: he starts howling with laughter, and I'm just stressing out. 131 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:17,359 Speaker 2: He's been making fun of me ever since, calling us swingers. 132 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:19,919 Speaker 2: Now he's been telling me everything will be fine. Just 133 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:21,760 Speaker 2: tell her it was an honest mix up. But this 134 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:24,040 Speaker 2: girl is great with our kids and it has been 135 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:26,279 Speaker 2: a dream for us helping out. I don't want to 136 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:28,560 Speaker 2: lose a sitter, and I'm afraid I just effed it 137 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:30,440 Speaker 2: all up. I have no idea what to do now, 138 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:33,159 Speaker 2: and as I see it, I have these options. A 139 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:36,520 Speaker 2: pretend like I don't even remember asking was too drunk, 140 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:38,400 Speaker 2: and have no idea what she's talking about when she 141 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:41,159 Speaker 2: tries to bring it up. That's the cowards option, potentially 142 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:45,000 Speaker 2: mean and childish, but theoretically sparing us of embarrassment. B 143 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:49,080 Speaker 2: Explain truthfully what happened, that it was a misunderstanding, and 144 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:53,760 Speaker 2: risk making her feel completely embarrassed for being enthusiastically game 145 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:57,640 Speaker 2: and making a relationship with this amazing sitter very awkward. 146 00:06:57,800 --> 00:06:59,520 Speaker 2: Or she might just have a big laugh and be 147 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:02,159 Speaker 2: over with it. The adult option, own your mistakes and 148 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:05,039 Speaker 2: clear the air, see ghost her, sell our home and 149 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:08,400 Speaker 2: move and change our names. The vacuum cleaner repairment option 150 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:10,680 Speaker 2: d just roll with it and have a three way 151 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:11,680 Speaker 2: hookup with this girl. 152 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:15,119 Speaker 1: The heroic option. I'm definitely going with the heroic option. 153 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, that seems like the best you know, turn these 154 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,080 Speaker 2: lemons into lemonade. 155 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:25,480 Speaker 3: You know, wow, that's so that's so wild that like, 156 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:28,520 Speaker 3: what are the odds that all of these misinterpretations would 157 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:29,800 Speaker 3: happen and that the. 158 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:34,320 Speaker 1: She's down like that is just too incredible. That's some 159 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:36,960 Speaker 1: content that's ready for the hub. You know, it really 160 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:40,800 Speaker 1: is some hot fresh content, some hot French content for 161 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:44,480 Speaker 1: the hub. Baby shout out to good luck with that one, dude. 162 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:46,640 Speaker 1: The babysitter fantasy, it's real. 163 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:48,760 Speaker 3: It's also what would you do if you were in 164 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:51,640 Speaker 3: that situation? Like would you just like try to tell 165 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:53,880 Speaker 3: the babysitter like, hey, this is what happened. 166 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:56,560 Speaker 1: No, I mean, how old is this babysitter? Does she 167 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:57,360 Speaker 1: have parents? 168 00:07:57,400 --> 00:08:01,920 Speaker 2: Like, well people have Yeah, that's true, but like, you know, 169 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:04,600 Speaker 2: is she living with her parents? Because I feel like 170 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:07,360 Speaker 2: like the babysitter job is usually maybe when you're living 171 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:10,360 Speaker 2: with your parents unless you're like a professional O pair right, 172 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:13,520 Speaker 2: And I feel like that might be a little weird, yeah, 173 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:14,000 Speaker 2: or at. 174 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:16,880 Speaker 3: A minimum just clearing there being like, hey, you know, 175 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:20,400 Speaker 3: I was drunk. It was a total accident. I did 176 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:21,880 Speaker 3: not mean to imply this, like. 177 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:26,120 Speaker 1: But now that I have but now I have let's go, 178 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:27,120 Speaker 1: let's go. 179 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:29,640 Speaker 3: That was definitely a very solid one.