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Speaker 1: radio show today. It's real simple for everybody that's trying

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Speaker 1: You know, sunshine cool? Everybody got friends. When it's Sunday outside,

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Speaker 1: that's all it is. Okay, you can't make it without God. Y'all.

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Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, well, well twenty

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Speaker 1: Ha Mercy, Good morning everybody. Shirley Strawberry, Good morning Steve Harvey.

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Speaker 1: morning show, all right, ms Anne is standing by with

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Speaker 1: today's headlines. Always kinda find out what's going on in

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Speaker 1: the world. But Steve, first, let's let's talk about Bill

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Speaker 1: Maher and what he said and then his subsequent apology.

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Speaker 1: HBO late Night host Bill Maher apologized for using the

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Speaker 1: firestorm of criticism. Needless to say, During an interview, Bill

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Speaker 1: book The Vanishing American Adult, which explores why today's young

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Speaker 1: people are unable to survive and a competitive global economy.

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Speaker 1: So the conversation drifted to Halloween and how dressing up

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Speaker 1: No adults stress up for Halloween. They don't do that

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Speaker 1: in Nebraska, it's frowned upon. Yeah, we don't do that

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Speaker 1: Part of I'm a house, all right, he said, you

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Speaker 1: heard him, it's a joke. On Saturday morning, HBO said

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Speaker 1: in a statement, Bill Maher's comment last night was completely

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Speaker 1: inexcusable and tasteless. We were removing removing his deeply offensive

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Speaker 1: another episode of Real Time with Bill Maher. In a

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Speaker 1: brief statement uh Saturday, Mar said he should not have

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Speaker 1: The word was offensive, and I regret saying it, and

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Speaker 1: I'm very sorry. That's what Bill mar said. So there

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Speaker 1: M You know, we are in a um because now

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Speaker 1: how I got out there. I've in my comedy. I've

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Speaker 1: want to give it to nobody. So I've never used

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Speaker 1: So I don't want to sound like I'm hypocritical because

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Speaker 1: Probably all right, that didn't even sound right? And okay

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Speaker 1: with with our national news and headlines, Steve, Ladies and gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: the lovely miss and trip. Thank you, Thank you, Steve Morning.

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Speaker 1: Everybody out there is really called Tommy Morning, j Anthony Brown.

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Speaker 1: This is antric with the new Okay. British police have

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Speaker 1: in London. Ifially say, seven people were killed twenty one

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Speaker 1: others critically injured when attacks drove a van into pedestrians

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Speaker 1: nearby neighborhoods. Three men who appear to be wearing explosive

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Speaker 1: vests that turn out to be fake were themselves killed

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Speaker 1: in the hail of bullets. Prime Minister Theresa May says

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Speaker 1: there's something that needs to be acknowled. There is to be,

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Speaker 1: frank far too much tolerance of extremism in our country,

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Speaker 1: so we need to become far more robust and identifying

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Speaker 1: security has been ramped up even higher all across the city.

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Speaker 1: Londoners should be aware that there will be additional armed

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Speaker 1: and unarmed police officers on our streets from tonight in

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Speaker 1: order to keep Londoners and all those visit our city safe.

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Speaker 1: I want to reashore all Londoners and all our physitors

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Speaker 1: not to be alarmed. Our city remains one of the

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Speaker 1: safest in the world. Nevertheless, authorities urging london Is to

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Speaker 1: report anything they see the vicious ISIS claiming responsibility for

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Speaker 1: Saturday's terrorist attacks, but that hasn't been confirmed. In the past,

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Speaker 1: ISIS has claimed responsibility for attacks that it was not

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Speaker 1: directly involved in. President Trump reacted, of course, on Twitter,

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Speaker 1: saying that the U s stands by London and the UK,

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Speaker 1: calling the attacks evidence of the need for his travel

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Speaker 1: ban on people coming from six mostly Muslim countries, opening

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Speaker 1: statements to be made in suburban Philly later on this morning.

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Speaker 1: In Bill Cosby's trial for alleged sexual assault, Cosby already

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Speaker 1: announced that he will not be testifying. There will be

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Speaker 1: Cosby faces three counts of felony aggravated assault related to

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Speaker 1: allegations that he drugged and then fondled a woman in

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Speaker 1: his suburban Philly home. Each count could carry a ten

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Speaker 1: year sentence. More than forty other women have accused the

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Speaker 1: four Time Emmy winner a similar type of assault. Top

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Speaker 1: to the box office this weekend was wonder Woman. Wonder

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Speaker 1: Woman brought in a whopping weekend total of one hundred

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Speaker 1: point five million dollars. That's right, making it also the

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Speaker 1: highest grossing opening of a film directed by a woman

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Speaker 1: in Hollywood history. Ever. That's it, ever, ever ever. Former

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Speaker 1: Next head coach in Los Angeles Laker Derek Fisher arrested

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Speaker 1: go van you know her from Basketball Wives. Neither one

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Speaker 1: S or fake news. That's right. That's why they're gonna

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Speaker 1: teach people how to pick it out. Twenty minutes after

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Speaker 1: the hour, you're ting the Butterfly, stay too, Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Show. I

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Speaker 1: have a Father's Day gift idea for all y'all Father's

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Speaker 1: Day is No, it's not you supposed to be introducing me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is times still good morning everyone and Stephen Timey

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Speaker 1: Shirley College. And you tell Anthony Brown getting morning to

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Speaker 1: all of you all. If Monday, so listen, Today is

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Speaker 1: what we call called coworker Monday. It's coworker money. This

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Speaker 1: is what you getting on your coworkers. More. Today is

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Speaker 1: the day you ask your co worker a very odd question.

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Speaker 1: So I have a question for you all. Okay, are

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Speaker 1: you gonna ask us each individually the question? It's the

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Speaker 1: it's the same question, and it's not gonna be odd

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Speaker 1: to me. Go ahead. It is If anyone um in

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Speaker 1: would you choose and what would you have them doing?

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Speaker 1: I would have you as I'm a servant. Call your

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Speaker 1: name yet, Steve, but you can go ahead and finish

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Speaker 1: you as my servant the wing white. Why would I

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Speaker 1: be there with cleaning me? Just just no, we ain't

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Speaker 1: gonna be in a tub, no water involved. No go ahead?

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Speaker 1: Who next, junior? Yeah? Who would be your servant? And

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Speaker 1: what would they be doing here in he would be

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Speaker 1: administering all my medications your home healthcare system with scrum Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: just shopping for myself. Can't tell here. We gotta Carlin huh,

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Speaker 1: a servant from the day on the show, and they

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Speaker 1: them doing? Shirley, she got a cooking clean baby all

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Speaker 1: day last but not ly Shirley Strawberry. All right, I'd

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Speaker 1: have to go with Steve obviously, obviously I'd have to

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Speaker 1: go with him. What had him doing? He'd have to

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Speaker 1: do my hair. He'd happen to my hair. You look

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Speaker 1: so crazy. I'm talking shampoos the whole nun. You're listening

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Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Here comes your favorite part

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Speaker 1: of the show. Time for Jay to murder another hit?

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Speaker 1: Was this a whole weekend of ignorance? I am vintage.

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Speaker 1: Time to get into the murders. Hit Man Murder, the

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Speaker 1: hit you love? This segment is what we take. Songs

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Speaker 1: out are very popular and we destroy them. That's that's

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Speaker 1: the tense. The name murders. The big song by Drake

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Speaker 1: was what Hotline blame Hotlin blame big song. So Drake

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Speaker 1: You're standing in the restroom too long? Check this out

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Speaker 1: right here? Get it? You know what? They always blame

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Speaker 1: the men. They always blame the men. I'm hitting say, fine,

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Speaker 1: ain't got nothing to do with it. There, You ain't

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Speaker 1: In my bathroom too long? Long, got me thinking subthing wrong.

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Speaker 1: I walk in and can that breathe in my eyes?

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Speaker 1: I cannot see? Tell me, girl, what did you eat

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Speaker 1: till that smell? My take a week if we were

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Speaker 1: not dating? Now with sup? Need up for that party

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Speaker 1: by yourself now somebody's shouldn't want me out to left

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Speaker 1: The only word that I can see it's que had

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Speaker 1: to open all my windows at my front door. Girl

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Speaker 1: just can't use my dolly no more. That is a

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Speaker 1: sad I never smelled before. Tell you man in my

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Speaker 1: bathroom too long? Got it taking something wrong in my

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Speaker 1: bathroom too long, got in thinking something wrong. I won't

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Speaker 1: and can that breath my eyes? I cannot see. Really, Jason,

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Speaker 1: don't let the fine fool you here. It's murder. I

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Speaker 1: didn't know I did give you you ever ever rethink?

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Speaker 1: You know you hired him? Okay, and I am changing

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Speaker 1: you see you see it right? That was a single

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Speaker 1: He wrote yeah boy, he put a version man, man,

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Speaker 1: and after rehearsal, he had so many runs in the

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Speaker 1: you didn't even recognize the song. So when it was over, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and she's an apollo legend, right, so needless just say

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Speaker 1: they got So he goes off. He's back there explaining

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Speaker 1: him because he wore his mom is Jackie. Now we

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Speaker 1: can do the real reason. Watch you brought him back?

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Speaker 1: This is all this is really because I asked him,

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Speaker 1: was any family with him? He said no, they couldn't

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Speaker 1: make it because he was graduation time and you know

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Speaker 1: it was big and they didn't have money to do both.

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Speaker 1: So they went to the graduations instead of coming to

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Speaker 1: watch him make his national television debut. So after he's saying,

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Speaker 1: I said, well, you know, he had a piece of

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Speaker 1: his mama with him because because it won't hurt Jacks

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Speaker 1: So I went over to rage. I said, I know

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Speaker 1: you told him. He said, man, I told him in rehearsal,

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Speaker 1: don't overcook this song. You're doing too many runs. He

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Speaker 1: didn't listen. He got him, so they did. They him

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Speaker 1: and the jacket alight here the nephew, Uh, we're just

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Speaker 1: gonna let that go by. Oh I don't think so.

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Speaker 1: The nephews, um, all right. Coming up at the top

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Speaker 1: of the hour, guys, right about four minutes after the hour,

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Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry Letters. Object Steve, You're going to love this letter.

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Speaker 1: my sixty five year old Dixon. That's the subjing. That's

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00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:17,080
Speaker 1: today strawberry letter. Let that marinate a little bit. But

632
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:22,320
Speaker 1: the nephew has made it to work. That's when you

633
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 1: rixon Dixon. No, I thought I was going boy, you

634
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 1: know he water to day right here on Donna on

635
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:50,680
Speaker 1: b listening Vixen fixing up in the ride, Donna Vixen.

636
00:46:52,320 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 1: That's the sick range is old crooked slash twisting and misting,

637
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:10,959
Speaker 1: resting on word crisis Junior, which one of the rain deals.

638
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:28,880
Speaker 1: Y'all just stop beating. Oh sh don't go ahead, caep

639
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 1: flying and do you that? Okay, that's really money, it's

640
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:36,640
Speaker 1: really really funny. But I'm not letting this. The nephew

641
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:43,439
Speaker 1: is here now. You keep saying okay, okay, okay, okay, Tim,

642
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 1: what happened this morning? Man? I'm going before the prank

643
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 1: phone call. I'm going through some person say what what

644
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:55,520
Speaker 1: are you going through? That's always good. We're going okay, y'all,

645
00:47:55,719 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 1: y'all not trying to judge me when I tell you

646
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:02,400
Speaker 1: I'm with you. Ahead is my number two times she

647
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 1: want to have a boy friend, says I don't have

648
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:08,919
Speaker 1: a hundred at that time. I can spend it piece.

649
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 1: He was late because of that best that's a legitimate problem.

650
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 1: That's my number two tomb Is it all right? She

651
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:21,800
Speaker 1: has a board friends, since we can't spend time a

652
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:25,799
Speaker 1: hundred percent together and I'm I'm frustrated with that right now,

653
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:30,000
Speaker 1: you sid, I can't believe you just said what you

654
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:35,880
Speaker 1: understanding the air? I cannot see it. Don't judge me,

655
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:42,279
Speaker 1: judge an all day on this one. We say we're

656
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 1: not gonna judge you, but we don't mean judge. Yeah, hey, man,

657
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 1: what'll come? You want your casket? Is it? I mean,

658
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 1: I'm with you. You can't come to work and deal

659
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:56,800
Speaker 1: with that. That's a lot of understand without co signing

660
00:48:56,880 --> 00:49:02,120
Speaker 1: his stupidity. I give you real understanding about what I'm

661
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:06,640
Speaker 1: going through when you you just it's Monday, you're late.

662
00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 1: At least, you're here at least and number two has issues. Shirley,

663
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:19,439
Speaker 1: you ain't favorite? Yeah, what you say? Does your family

664
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:26,840
Speaker 1: have a favorite? Quire? They like to get information for

665
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 1: the funeral because your wife here is all right here,

666
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:38,759
Speaker 1: your wife with being created, Your wife helped me with

667
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:44,799
Speaker 1: my thesis. That's the frank. Come on, hello, hello, I'm

668
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 1: trying to read. Yeah, who who is it? Hey? My

669
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:52,960
Speaker 1: name Alice? Man, It's just it's just down yeah, yeah, yeah,

670
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:57,719
Speaker 1: what's up? Listen? Um, my mother's mrs Man, she goes

671
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:00,960
Speaker 1: to church with with with your wife's mom. It's uh

672
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:04,920
Speaker 1: with mother and I'm actually in med school man, and

673
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:08,919
Speaker 1: uh they told me your your wife, she's a she's

674
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:12,359
Speaker 1: a nurse. Is that right? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah ChIL nurse.

675
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:15,359
Speaker 1: But you said, you say your mama go to church

676
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 1: with my wife's MoMA, right right? My mother, she goes

677
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:23,120
Speaker 1: to church with with with with mother. Okay, then I, uh,

678
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:25,239
Speaker 1: I when I was calling you off for down man,

679
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:28,040
Speaker 1: you didn't mind. I wanted to I'm going. I'm getting

680
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 1: ready to do my thesis. Man, I'm doing my thesis

681
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:32,920
Speaker 1: for the end of the year. Uh, into the semester

682
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:36,160
Speaker 1: man for med school. And then they told me your wife,

683
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:38,480
Speaker 1: you know, that might be to help me out. So

684
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:40,480
Speaker 1: I was hoping I could talk to her for a second.

685
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 1: If you're online, yeah, hold hold on real schooling and

686
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:45,879
Speaker 1: I held on. Okay, I want to talk to you now.

687
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:54,680
Speaker 1: It's mama, you gonna talk to you? Who is it? Hello? Hello? Hey, yes, hey,

688
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 1: how you doing. My name is Elless, my mother. You

689
00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 1: should go to church with your with your mother. And

690
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:02,319
Speaker 1: they gave me a number that you might be able

691
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:04,120
Speaker 1: to help me out with some stuff. I'm in man

692
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:06,279
Speaker 1: school right now. I'm starting to be a kind of

693
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:08,680
Speaker 1: collegist and that you might be able to help me

694
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:10,279
Speaker 1: out with some things. And I want to reach out

695
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 1: to you if it was cool. What's your name again?

696
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:16,440
Speaker 1: And your mom grows the church with my mom's right.

697
00:51:17,719 --> 00:51:22,040
Speaker 1: What I'm doing is I'm doing my thesis and um,

698
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:24,080
Speaker 1: you know, this is the this is my big end

699
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:26,960
Speaker 1: of the year exam. And what I'm doing is I'm

700
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 1: making my thesis a video and opposed to a report,

701
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:33,160
Speaker 1: so everything is gonna be on video. So what I'm

702
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:34,880
Speaker 1: trying to do is actually get a time where I

703
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:37,560
Speaker 1: can hook up with you and maybe examine you and

704
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:40,239
Speaker 1: get all that on video. So you say you want

705
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:43,840
Speaker 1: to video tape need, I will be giving you a

706
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 1: uh you know, and I put you, you know, your

707
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:47,959
Speaker 1: legs in the stirrups and all that and just video

708
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:51,120
Speaker 1: me doing the actual examination on you. You want the video,

709
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:58,400
Speaker 1: the video tape him giving me up? Hello, Hey, what

710
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:00,520
Speaker 1: you're talking about? You want to do? What again? What

711
00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:02,600
Speaker 1: you see? I'm working on my thesis, man, And what

712
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:04,840
Speaker 1: I'm doing my thesis is gonna be a video. So

713
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:08,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna actually video on myself giving your wife what

714
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:09,840
Speaker 1: you kind of about you want to do? Say, my

715
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:13,640
Speaker 1: wife gets all with you? Hey, hey, brother, this is

716
00:52:13,719 --> 00:52:15,759
Speaker 1: right here from my grade. Man. You know this ain't

717
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:18,080
Speaker 1: nothing on a personal tip. Man, this is for the grade.

718
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:19,960
Speaker 1: You know your wife being in the medical field. I

719
00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:23,040
Speaker 1: touched all the like, why are you talking about? Don't

720
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:25,440
Speaker 1: you can't you come? Okay? You want to get a

721
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:29,239
Speaker 1: can of my wife? Were gonna look at it? Man?

722
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:32,160
Speaker 1: You want you can't down now? Oh man, listen, this

723
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:33,880
Speaker 1: from my grade. Man, this ain't but the only the

724
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:36,319
Speaker 1: perfession is gonna be fun. It far. I'm concerned. You're

725
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:40,480
Speaker 1: better gonna find somebody else to my house wife. This again, man,

726
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:42,640
Speaker 1: my name is Ellis. Man. I told you know my

727
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:46,920
Speaker 1: my mama should go to church with mama. Mama and

728
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:50,600
Speaker 1: I'm coming. We don't know what man, We ain't never

729
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:52,960
Speaker 1: seen your mama. Man, what you're trying to do you

730
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:57,680
Speaker 1: ain't going to do for my wife? Man, all y'all, okay,

731
00:52:58,080 --> 00:52:59,440
Speaker 1: let me ask you something. Don't you go in there

732
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:03,080
Speaker 1: and get anyway at least once the place a year? Yeah? Yeah,

733
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 1: you don't take maybe don't take my wife and like that?

734
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:10,439
Speaker 1: Man does it? Brother? What's gonna find some about else

735
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:13,400
Speaker 1: man that man, man, goll that man. I don't know you.

736
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:16,399
Speaker 1: I don't know your mama, y'all. Man, okay, okay, can

737
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:19,200
Speaker 1: you put me on speakerphones? I can talk to both y'all. No, yeah,

738
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:23,200
Speaker 1: I don't know you ain't gonna talk back to my wife? Okay?

739
00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:25,560
Speaker 1: Can I say one more thing? Come on video taking

740
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:28,640
Speaker 1: my wife? Ain't you need talking to my wife? I'm up.

741
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:31,400
Speaker 1: I just want to say this. Man, This is Nephew

742
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:34,480
Speaker 1: Timming from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got

743
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 1: branked by your homeboard. Doug. Maybe tell my com me

744
00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:49,640
Speaker 1: talking about video taking my wife? Tell me, yeah, you

745
00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:51,759
Speaker 1: got a boy named Doug. Don't you don't know? I

746
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:53,800
Speaker 1: don't read, But what do you say? Who did that? Doug?

747
00:53:54,520 --> 00:54:04,279
Speaker 1: Dud dog? Tell it? Don't kicking man, definitely? Man cold

748
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:08,239
Speaker 1: about it. You're hearing me hot dude? Oh man, y'all

749
00:54:08,239 --> 00:54:12,520
Speaker 1: all right back? My heart was being fair. Man. Hey, man,

750
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:15,200
Speaker 1: they put on the movie off the heels man, Okay,

751
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:20,240
Speaker 1: hold on, let me see if I ain't go ahead, man, okay,

752
00:54:21,719 --> 00:54:24,120
Speaker 1: what I got one thing I gotta ask y'all, what

753
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:31,839
Speaker 1: is the baddest radio show in the land? Man, say, man,

754
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:33,680
Speaker 1: next time, my wife go back up in there. Man,

755
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:42,840
Speaker 1: I'm going up in there. Man, in there we go.

756
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:48,360
Speaker 1: I just want to get you a couple of drops

757
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:52,160
Speaker 1: of stupid this moment. That's right down down. Okay, well

758
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:58,480
Speaker 1: you did that, You definitely did that mission. Hey, can

759
00:54:58,520 --> 00:55:00,960
Speaker 1: we shout out to our friend who was with us

760
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:03,440
Speaker 1: on Friday, came in kicked it with us, the one

761
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:08,680
Speaker 1: and only Kevin Hart. Yeah, I promoted this movie Captain Underpants.

762
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:14,160
Speaker 1: Congratulations to him. Kevin. You were right, Yeah, you were right.

763
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:19,880
Speaker 1: Rip me off. I don't care what you're saying, was

764
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:25,520
Speaker 1: my idea. He sto. Well, Captain Underpants came in number

765
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:35,560
Speaker 1: two at three points. Yeah, very impressive. Back with the

766
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:38,880
Speaker 1: Strawberry letter to my sixty five year old vixen. Right

767
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:46,080
Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Buckle up,

768
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:51,160
Speaker 1: hold on tight. We got it for Strawberry on time

769
00:55:51,239 --> 00:55:55,200
Speaker 1: for that. Okay, subject my sixty five you're all vixen?

770
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:06,520
Speaker 1: Did you hear me? Subject my sixty five year old vixen?

771
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:12,279
Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, I am a seventy year old married man.

772
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:15,279
Speaker 1: My wife is sixty five years old, and we have

773
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:18,920
Speaker 1: been married for ten years. Recently, I was planning a

774
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:22,360
Speaker 1: surprise birthday party for my wife and I realized that

775
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:25,880
Speaker 1: I needed some of her girlfriend's phone numbers, so I

776
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:29,359
Speaker 1: went through my wife's phone to get the numbers. After

777
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:32,520
Speaker 1: getting the numbers, my curiosity got the best of me

778
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:35,920
Speaker 1: and I looked through her text messages. That's when my

779
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:39,960
Speaker 1: world fell apart. I saw several text messages between my

780
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:43,160
Speaker 1: wife and another man, and they were discussing what was

781
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:48,319
Speaker 1: happening between her legs. She sent a message to him

782
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:51,440
Speaker 1: saying that she was keeping her legs closed to everyone

783
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:56,920
Speaker 1: except him. After further investigation, I found out they have

784
00:56:57,040 --> 00:57:01,839
Speaker 1: been communicating for two years. Those players know that when

785
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:05,280
Speaker 1: men and women start talking about activities between a woman's legs,

786
00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:09,080
Speaker 1: sex is bound to happen. After I confronted my wife

787
00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:11,440
Speaker 1: and she said that it was just a game, I

788
00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:14,239
Speaker 1: told her that I did not believe her and that

789
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:17,480
Speaker 1: I didn't trust her anymore. By the way, she has

790
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:21,360
Speaker 1: become a sex dynamo. In the last thirty days. She

791
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:24,080
Speaker 1: has been doing and saying things that I have never

792
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:28,720
Speaker 1: heard from her before. I am devastated. What is going on?

793
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:34,640
Speaker 1: What should I do? I'm really sorry that this happened.

794
00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:37,080
Speaker 1: I really am, because you sound like a man who

795
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:40,120
Speaker 1: truly loves his wife. I mean, you're planning a party

796
00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:42,480
Speaker 1: for a birthday. That takes a lot of effort. It

797
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:44,760
Speaker 1: takes a lot of time. You're trying to get her

798
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:49,160
Speaker 1: friends involved, etcetera. You care for your wife very dearly,

799
00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:52,640
Speaker 1: I think. But you know, uh, you know that old saying,

800
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:55,360
Speaker 1: the one you know, if you go looking for something,

801
00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:57,880
Speaker 1: you just might find it. And that's what you did

802
00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:00,439
Speaker 1: when you look through her phone and then you look

803
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:04,400
Speaker 1: through her text messages. Uh, sadly you found it. Your

804
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:07,960
Speaker 1: wife is sexting and maybe it's a lot more with

805
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:11,320
Speaker 1: another man. And it's been going on for two years, uh,

806
00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:15,080
Speaker 1: with this other man. So what should you do? You ask, Um,

807
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:17,919
Speaker 1: you need to make a decision, you know, and whether

808
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:19,840
Speaker 1: you can live with this or not. I mean most

809
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:23,280
Speaker 1: men can't. I don't know, you're seventy years old. Most

810
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:26,360
Speaker 1: men can't. That's all I can tell you. You know, Um,

811
00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:28,480
Speaker 1: you need to make a decision. You need to talk

812
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:30,600
Speaker 1: to your wife. You need to take it from there.

813
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 1: It's been going on for two years. It doesn't look

814
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:36,000
Speaker 1: like uh, she's very much concerned about it. She said

815
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,960
Speaker 1: it was a game, and uh, you know she's been

816
00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:42,320
Speaker 1: doing things and acting differently for the last thirty days.

817
00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:45,320
Speaker 1: So you've got a problem in your marriage and you

818
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:48,320
Speaker 1: need to make a decision what you're gonna do about it. Steve,

819
00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:56,800
Speaker 1: we have real situation here. Yeah, this is a letter

820
00:58:56,880 --> 00:59:02,600
Speaker 1: from a professed seventy year old. It's hard being a

821
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:09,320
Speaker 1: seven year old player. Oh, hard, hard trying to be

822
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:16,400
Speaker 1: a player, sixty hard. It's hard being a player fifty yes,

823
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:21,720
Speaker 1: but there are men who do it that. This ain't

824
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:23,400
Speaker 1: about a man that's a player. This is about a

825
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:27,600
Speaker 1: woman who's a vixen. A vixen which is the name

826
00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:41,280
Speaker 1: Rain that's been stricken. One do with one with the

827
00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:50,720
Speaker 1: rest of rights, not in that goal. This is supposed

828
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:55,800
Speaker 1: to be about I just make the spit coffee everywhere.

829
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:04,520
Speaker 1: Seven year old man white, sixty five, they've been married

830
01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:08,760
Speaker 1: ten years, try to fly playing this party needed. The

831
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:12,880
Speaker 1: girlfriends went through a phone, so seven test messages between

832
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:16,200
Speaker 1: my wife and another man. They were discussing what was

833
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:22,880
Speaker 1: happening between her legs. H She says she was keeping

834
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:28,680
Speaker 1: her legs close to everybody, but for him. Further investigating,

835
01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:30,600
Speaker 1: you found out they have been talking for two years.

836
01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:37,800
Speaker 1: Most players now it's just him. Most players know. When

837
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:40,479
Speaker 1: me and women started talking about the activities between the woman,

838
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:44,240
Speaker 1: sex is bound to him. After I confronted my wife,

839
01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:47,680
Speaker 1: she said it was just a game. I said, I

840
01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:50,520
Speaker 1: ain't trusting them more. Damn player. I showed hate like

841
01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:53,840
Speaker 1: Shirley said that this has happened to you. You're being

842
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:58,720
Speaker 1: a player on well playoffs need to get back in

843
01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:06,080
Speaker 1: the game. Do you send me it has happened. I

844
01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:09,880
Speaker 1: really don't know what to do with chooting at seventy

845
01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:16,880
Speaker 1: I credit off, so I really don't have any experience

846
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:20,320
Speaker 1: of what's to come at seventy. But we got I

847
01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:24,200
Speaker 1: got a couple of suggestions for you, because you gotta

848
01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:31,520
Speaker 1: slow her down. There what you need to do, call

849
01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:38,040
Speaker 1: in and counsel all her prescriptions. We've got to slow

850
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:44,280
Speaker 1: this woman down. You've got to slow her down. Called

851
01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:50,960
Speaker 1: the CVS right a walgreen and counsel all her prescriptions.

852
01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:55,360
Speaker 1: She owns some kind of messine. That's the first thing

853
01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:58,920
Speaker 1: you do. So sleeping around ain't her first priority anymore?

854
01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:02,560
Speaker 1: Is how well the hell am I gonna get my medicine?

855
01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:07,720
Speaker 1: Second thing I need you to do is pull her

856
01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:12,240
Speaker 1: pension plan and look at it and see if there's

857
01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:15,400
Speaker 1: a clause in the pension. But this is all that

858
01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:20,400
Speaker 1: I don't know nothing about, so I'm just assuming poor

859
01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:25,000
Speaker 1: her pension plan and see if there's any clause in

860
01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:28,960
Speaker 1: there for devent behavior where you can hang that pension

861
01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:32,000
Speaker 1: over her head. Like if you sleep with molding two

862
01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:34,320
Speaker 1: people and he can be proven, you lose your pension.

863
01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:37,880
Speaker 1: You gotta get something. The next thing I need you

864
01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:44,920
Speaker 1: to do is called medical. Calling people down in Medicare,

865
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:48,360
Speaker 1: let her know, let them know you've canceled her prescription.

866
01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:52,640
Speaker 1: There to shoot her rates something rush your rates grow up.

867
01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:55,840
Speaker 1: That cuts down into sleep around money. You can't chip

868
01:02:55,960 --> 01:02:59,120
Speaker 1: in on hotels or nothing. Because you gotta get this all.

869
01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:02,640
Speaker 1: Go back to the damn proscriptions. These these are the

870
01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:06,960
Speaker 1: suggestions that I help for you. After you've done that

871
01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:11,440
Speaker 1: Medicaid and all that. Yeah, then I need you to

872
01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:14,280
Speaker 1: do the one thing that could probably devastate her the

873
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:20,800
Speaker 1: most before Wait, hold that, Steve, Yeah, we gotta go

874
01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:24,520
Speaker 1: to break a day when I come back. These are

875
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:28,120
Speaker 1: the three things you can do to really hurt her. Yeah, yeah,

876
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:31,400
Speaker 1: keep us in suspense. We'll be back. Subject, my sixty

877
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:34,920
Speaker 1: five year old Vixen with part two coming up. You're

878
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:39,680
Speaker 1: listening to Steve Show, all right, coming up at forty

879
01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:44,760
Speaker 1: one after the hour, Nephew Tommy's weekend Confessions. Call us

880
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:48,520
Speaker 1: to confess eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve, because what, nephew,

881
01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:50,880
Speaker 1: I'm not here to help you. I just want to

882
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:55,080
Speaker 1: hear what you're doing through the booth is open eight

883
01:03:55,160 --> 01:04:02,920
Speaker 1: seven seven. Who calls in for this? This is a huge,

884
01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:07,080
Speaker 1: huge segment. Yeah, they're going through just like he is.

885
01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:09,600
Speaker 1: But come on, Steve. Part two of your response to

886
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:17,480
Speaker 1: today's Strawberry letter. My year old see the only one

887
01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:22,320
Speaker 1: he's he's got some things she's working on. He found

888
01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:25,040
Speaker 1: out a woman cheating on him. He said me, she's

889
01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:28,360
Speaker 1: sixty five. This is out of my league of advice

890
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:31,440
Speaker 1: because I ain't there yet and I don't even know

891
01:04:31,640 --> 01:04:34,240
Speaker 1: how you deal with the fact that your girl, who

892
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:38,480
Speaker 1: really ain't a girl no more, it's just old ass woman,

893
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:46,480
Speaker 1: then decided to pass it out. No damn, where is

894
01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:51,080
Speaker 1: she finding the energy and the time to pass it out?

895
01:04:51,880 --> 01:04:55,320
Speaker 1: M So, the best thing I can tell you, old player,

896
01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:59,840
Speaker 1: is you gotta create a most stressful environment for hol

897
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:04,720
Speaker 1: operate in. And whatever we said to do call her

898
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:09,520
Speaker 1: pension plan, see if you can create havoc in that

899
01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:14,640
Speaker 1: checks had medicaid down, and call all the local drug

900
01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:19,720
Speaker 1: stores and counsel her prescriptions or everybody's seventy on some

901
01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:23,320
Speaker 1: damn medicine. That that becomes the focus of your life.

902
01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:26,200
Speaker 1: And so instead of sleeping round, you got to get

903
01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:29,320
Speaker 1: round town and get this medicine back on that nice day.

904
01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:39,440
Speaker 1: You got to stop her with benefits and puscriptions. Now

905
01:05:39,480 --> 01:05:44,480
Speaker 1: that's three things you can do that could really really

906
01:05:44,680 --> 01:05:48,800
Speaker 1: put a stop to this. Number one. Number one, tell

907
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:56,080
Speaker 1: all of her girlfriend just you need help, hell, because

908
01:05:56,200 --> 01:06:00,280
Speaker 1: women still do group counseling, because when we're me get

909
01:06:00,320 --> 01:06:05,440
Speaker 1: in trouble, they get with their girls and a group counsel. Secondly,

910
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:15,320
Speaker 1: tell her pastor that's bigam in heaven, you seventy you

911
01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:19,040
Speaker 1: damn gear that that's big. What you cannot do a

912
01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:22,320
Speaker 1: seventy is do a detour at seven. You ain't got

913
01:06:22,360 --> 01:06:25,840
Speaker 1: a lot of time to fix this, right, but just

914
01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:30,720
Speaker 1: tell the pastor. And the third one is become a

915
01:06:30,880 --> 01:06:37,360
Speaker 1: whole yourself. That is all I can tell you, sir.

916
01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:40,520
Speaker 1: Now that's gonna require that you got to go back

917
01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:44,240
Speaker 1: down to them drug store and open up them prescriptions

918
01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:50,000
Speaker 1: because you got to get your medicines now, your damn self. Wow,

919
01:06:51,480 --> 01:06:56,800
Speaker 1: how much they're very expensive. You don't want to waste one,

920
01:06:57,040 --> 01:06:59,280
Speaker 1: trust me. You want to know you're gonna have sex

921
01:06:59,360 --> 01:07:04,400
Speaker 1: before you take when they damn their fifty dollars. Okay,

922
01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:09,520
Speaker 1: so this got to be real. Hey, hey, we got

923
01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:13,960
Speaker 1: to be in the bed naked. You know what I'm

924
01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:18,920
Speaker 1: saying under the bed. We're gonna stop and get that

925
01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:24,920
Speaker 1: bad Let me let me tell hell us. Don't go

926
01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:29,840
Speaker 1: down taking down. I don't know, No, no, don't go

927
01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:34,200
Speaker 1: down there. You gotta see me, see me, and you

928
01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:38,000
Speaker 1: have got to be naked already, have signed papers that

929
01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:43,120
Speaker 1: this is gonna go down kicking. It got about twenty

930
01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:45,560
Speaker 1: five minutes, so you could take it while they're on

931
01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:48,560
Speaker 1: the way over. But you've been fooled like that before.

932
01:07:49,560 --> 01:07:56,360
Speaker 1: A hundred dollars right kind of money around. So these

933
01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:59,360
Speaker 1: are things that we can now use on that show.

934
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:07,600
Speaker 1: Ain't No Straight. There's a new segment called Jay Note Straight. Yeah,

935
01:08:07,600 --> 01:08:09,760
Speaker 1: I go to speak to Jacob. I know he gotta answer.

936
01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:15,160
Speaker 1: So found out they damn there fifty dollars. You can't

937
01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:19,800
Speaker 1: do save some money. You can split them, right, but

938
01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:22,479
Speaker 1: you only get half of the results. So now you

939
01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:26,000
Speaker 1: just in there half performer. Now she back out in

940
01:08:26,080 --> 01:08:31,080
Speaker 1: the street because you have putting it down. You have

941
01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:36,320
Speaker 1: to be in the bed. And so this letter, this

942
01:08:36,560 --> 01:08:41,760
Speaker 1: seven year old man, he has a deliver. Yeah, he

943
01:08:41,920 --> 01:08:48,160
Speaker 1: does girlfriends and pastors first. Mm hmm. Now here's another

944
01:08:48,240 --> 01:08:52,120
Speaker 1: section to letter. Almost left found by the way. She

945
01:08:52,360 --> 01:08:56,719
Speaker 1: has become a sex dynamo in the last thirty days

946
01:08:57,720 --> 01:09:01,120
Speaker 1: because she has been doing and saying things that I've

947
01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:05,960
Speaker 1: never heard from her before. I am devastated. Let's stop

948
01:09:06,080 --> 01:09:10,760
Speaker 1: right here, sir. You're too old to be devastated. You

949
01:09:11,520 --> 01:09:14,280
Speaker 1: saved me. If she is not doing the same thing

950
01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:20,440
Speaker 1: that you never heard before, enjoy yourself. Stop being devastated.

951
01:09:21,360 --> 01:09:25,000
Speaker 1: Take advantage of this. I don't know what she's saying

952
01:09:25,080 --> 01:09:28,760
Speaker 1: that you're seventy that you ain't heard before. Ever. You

953
01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:31,880
Speaker 1: need to tape it. You need to tap it and

954
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:35,920
Speaker 1: play it back while you at work. Yeah, I don't

955
01:09:35,960 --> 01:09:41,080
Speaker 1: know what. Can we can we go to Mr j

956
01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:44,240
Speaker 1: J knows? Can we ask him what is a sex dynamo?

957
01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:47,720
Speaker 1: What is what is that? No? Sureley, you're interrupted the

958
01:09:47,840 --> 01:09:50,639
Speaker 1: jokes now you've been I'm sorry. I'm just saying, stop

959
01:09:50,960 --> 01:09:56,439
Speaker 1: killing jokes. I'm looking at it. If I wanted some

960
01:09:56,640 --> 01:09:59,599
Speaker 1: damn help, I ask Jake. I don't want to tell.

961
01:09:59,640 --> 01:10:02,679
Speaker 1: When me go to Jake, can I ask him about

962
01:10:02,720 --> 01:10:09,600
Speaker 1: are you kid yo yo? Parties dropping letter over? You're

963
01:10:09,640 --> 01:10:18,680
Speaker 1: turning on me now, hen la girl, He's not just

964
01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:23,439
Speaker 1: Tommy this morning. He was late. Oh man, man, I

965
01:10:23,560 --> 01:10:28,040
Speaker 1: just wanted to know what a sex dynamo was. Where's

966
01:10:28,040 --> 01:10:30,760
Speaker 1: the harm in that? Think about it? Let's think about it.

967
01:10:31,920 --> 01:10:35,160
Speaker 1: She in here saying stuff. He ain't heard us seventy

968
01:10:35,960 --> 01:10:38,519
Speaker 1: so what could she be saying? She got to be

969
01:10:38,760 --> 01:10:47,519
Speaker 1: using mo hip turns. Ah, it's cracking. I like that

970
01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:56,720
Speaker 1: she using a modern turn. Put the name on it.

971
01:11:00,120 --> 01:11:10,800
Speaker 1: All that crack elected. So I wanted to know. You're

972
01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:13,920
Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it

973
01:11:14,120 --> 01:11:19,720
Speaker 1: is time for the Nephews Weekend Confessions, and uh the

974
01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:22,200
Speaker 1: number is eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve, we know

975
01:11:22,240 --> 01:11:24,799
Speaker 1: how much you love this segment. Can I go first?

976
01:11:26,840 --> 01:11:31,120
Speaker 1: You have a confession? Yeah? And your own segment? Well yeah,

977
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:34,679
Speaker 1: it's it's been going on for since the whole weekend.

978
01:11:34,800 --> 01:11:41,000
Speaker 1: But my number two is going through time about she

979
01:11:41,120 --> 01:11:44,320
Speaker 1: needs she wants to start going out with other people.

980
01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:47,360
Speaker 1: Since I don't have a lot of time for you said,

981
01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:49,360
Speaker 1: since you're married now and then you're gonna bring it.

982
01:11:49,640 --> 01:11:52,320
Speaker 1: So what I have done is taken. You don't remember

983
01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:56,840
Speaker 1: saying this earlier? Yeah, yeah, I didn't tell you what

984
01:11:56,920 --> 01:12:01,040
Speaker 1: I did. I took her cellphone and deleted every male

985
01:12:01,200 --> 01:12:05,880
Speaker 1: phone number in there. M hm hm. Now you came

986
01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:08,920
Speaker 1: back and called women. That's it. Other than that, that's

987
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:18,120
Speaker 1: just you did what temmy? I deleted every male name

988
01:12:18,320 --> 01:12:24,400
Speaker 1: out of her phone? Number two? There's number two. Yeah,

989
01:12:25,640 --> 01:12:28,040
Speaker 1: how y'all doing this morning? What you're not going a

990
01:12:28,120 --> 01:12:30,640
Speaker 1: matter of time, You're just gonna be number two and

991
01:12:30,720 --> 01:12:33,840
Speaker 1: made calls. That's what you're not gonna do, exactly like

992
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:36,400
Speaker 1: it A lot not gonna be in your calling shot.

993
01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:39,559
Speaker 1: Your job to be number two and call other people?

994
01:12:39,960 --> 01:12:46,360
Speaker 1: What is j Where did they do that? That's fine?

995
01:12:46,960 --> 01:12:50,639
Speaker 1: You are number two. Stop trying to be a number one.

996
01:12:52,080 --> 01:12:55,120
Speaker 1: You know. So you guys are cool with this. He's

997
01:12:55,240 --> 01:13:01,000
Speaker 1: married and no I'm not cool that. Okay, thank you somebody.

998
01:13:01,040 --> 01:13:04,920
Speaker 1: I hadn't told y'all that this fool's marriage was in trouble.

999
01:13:05,160 --> 01:13:08,160
Speaker 1: Right after he said, I do you know you did

1000
01:13:08,320 --> 01:13:13,240
Speaker 1: say that he doesn't understand any of the rules. That's new.

1001
01:13:13,280 --> 01:13:16,080
Speaker 1: Mount Calie Baptist Junior. What what are you doing? What

1002
01:13:16,160 --> 01:13:19,280
Speaker 1: are you mumbling? Hey, Tommy, I just got off the

1003
01:13:19,320 --> 01:13:25,040
Speaker 1: phone with the Harlem Boys quad. They are free this fright? Yeah,

1004
01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:32,280
Speaker 1: so what I gonna kill him saying they ain't doing nothing?

1005
01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:34,519
Speaker 1: That's fright. It's rare. You get the Harlem Boys. Quiet

1006
01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:40,760
Speaker 1: them for me. I just got the phone with him,

1007
01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:42,760
Speaker 1: hung up with name free friend say they free fry.

1008
01:13:44,640 --> 01:13:50,439
Speaker 1: You better go ahead and book I I'm just saying, okay,

1009
01:13:50,880 --> 01:13:53,840
Speaker 1: all right, keep saying I want to do a few things,

1010
01:13:53,920 --> 01:13:57,120
Speaker 1: but I get pas. Well what did she say? Did

1011
01:13:57,200 --> 01:14:00,360
Speaker 1: she know you blocked all the guys? Remember you don't

1012
01:14:00,400 --> 01:14:06,479
Speaker 1: know that yet. Just see it? She her phone? Yeah?

1013
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:09,000
Speaker 1: What is your wife? No, that's what I want to know.

1014
01:14:09,160 --> 01:14:11,439
Speaker 1: What is she? Now? She ain't got nothing to do

1015
01:14:11,640 --> 01:14:17,280
Speaker 1: with this, Sharon Steve. You just heard what he said

1016
01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:21,760
Speaker 1: out of his mouth. Yeah, no, man, go ahead. She

1017
01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:25,720
Speaker 1: mixing one and two again? Why are you doing? Well?

1018
01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:29,320
Speaker 1: You numbered them so she was concerned about number one.

1019
01:14:29,520 --> 01:14:39,240
Speaker 1: Now you're cooking. He's not very talk I can't we

1020
01:14:39,320 --> 01:14:41,639
Speaker 1: just need acting, like keep booking a funeral? You're gonna

1021
01:14:41,680 --> 01:14:51,160
Speaker 1: stop that tall said something about plot man. Yeah, his plat. No,

1022
01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:52,840
Speaker 1: we don't need a whole seven foot We just need

1023
01:14:52,880 --> 01:14:56,920
Speaker 1: to be by three by three ft. It didn't even

1024
01:14:56,920 --> 01:14:58,280
Speaker 1: got to be deep. You got to be deep. It

1025
01:14:58,360 --> 01:15:06,080
Speaker 1: off sallow grave. That's how short is. You're really short

1026
01:15:06,120 --> 01:15:08,000
Speaker 1: when you're great. Don't even mat to be six feet

1027
01:15:11,120 --> 01:15:14,840
Speaker 1: You're not made fun. Oh the man I agree with

1028
01:15:16,320 --> 01:15:20,920
Speaker 1: than I appreciate. Stay with me, man. I just did

1029
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:25,080
Speaker 1: you hear anything that Tommy calling people? Shall who? She

1030
01:15:25,320 --> 01:15:30,160
Speaker 1: need to come him? Thank you? You need one number

1031
01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:32,880
Speaker 1: in your She needs a phone with no numbers on

1032
01:15:33,040 --> 01:15:38,479
Speaker 1: it at all. She came down. It's just receiver. People

1033
01:15:38,560 --> 01:15:42,439
Speaker 1: call you Hello, you can just receive. Did that come

1034
01:15:42,520 --> 01:15:49,840
Speaker 1: because you can't call? No, that can't die out? Okay,

1035
01:15:50,240 --> 01:15:52,400
Speaker 1: if you have nothing that you do you have a

1036
01:15:52,439 --> 01:16:00,519
Speaker 1: phone call um waiting right now. We're wavering. Yeah, eight

1037
01:16:00,600 --> 01:16:04,200
Speaker 1: seven seven twenty nine, Steve, it is time weekend confessions.

1038
01:16:04,640 --> 01:16:06,439
Speaker 1: The booth is open. Call me. Let me know what

1039
01:16:06,560 --> 01:16:08,920
Speaker 1: you did this weekend that you shouldn't have done. Don't

1040
01:16:08,960 --> 01:16:10,840
Speaker 1: calling here with your real name. Keep it on the

1041
01:16:10,920 --> 01:16:13,080
Speaker 1: low low. I know how to go. I've been there,

1042
01:16:13,600 --> 01:16:16,000
Speaker 1: I've been there. I'm there now, so just I'm riding

1043
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:19,479
Speaker 1: what you called me ething s get it off your

1044
01:16:19,560 --> 01:16:25,639
Speaker 1: check as Yeah. Hey, McColl and hair said they open

1045
01:16:25,680 --> 01:16:29,280
Speaker 1: are the living they were viewing living the one you know,

1046
01:16:29,439 --> 01:16:35,120
Speaker 1: McCoy Harris and funeral home. I like they viewing from

1047
01:16:35,120 --> 01:16:37,639
Speaker 1: eleven to one that had the services from two to three.

1048
01:16:38,280 --> 01:16:40,280
Speaker 1: I'm not going to the viewing. We already know what

1049
01:16:40,360 --> 01:16:50,800
Speaker 1: he looks like. I find out real motivator. Tell me

1050
01:16:50,880 --> 01:16:53,800
Speaker 1: when your wife finds out it's gonna be dead? I

1051
01:16:53,800 --> 01:17:01,080
Speaker 1: got anything. Quit saying wife. Let's start there, but quit

1052
01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:07,560
Speaker 1: saying wife. Why what should we say? I don't know,

1053
01:17:07,840 --> 01:17:12,080
Speaker 1: but quit saying wife because this food don't understand that? Yeah,

1054
01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:17,800
Speaker 1: everything and in the same goals with y'all. Time about

1055
01:17:18,360 --> 01:17:20,880
Speaker 1: you know, hug getting all my money when I passed?

1056
01:17:21,320 --> 01:17:23,680
Speaker 1: Why would I put hun in my wheel? Because if

1057
01:17:23,760 --> 01:17:26,479
Speaker 1: you love me the way you love me, I suppose

1058
01:17:26,680 --> 01:17:29,559
Speaker 1: love me when I passed, you should beat a couple

1059
01:17:29,560 --> 01:17:34,960
Speaker 1: of days right behind me. Shouldn't man this logic? Man? Okay,

1060
01:17:35,360 --> 01:17:45,639
Speaker 1: let's go to thee Let's go to out of Tennessee. Hey,

1061
01:17:45,720 --> 01:17:51,839
Speaker 1: baby girl, what's your name? My name? What's your confession? Baby? Okay,

1062
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:55,000
Speaker 1: So me and my husband's bar killing this weekend and

1063
01:17:55,400 --> 01:17:58,000
Speaker 1: it was just me and him. So I was like,

1064
01:17:58,120 --> 01:18:00,160
Speaker 1: I hadn't done anything off the train in or out.

1065
01:18:00,240 --> 01:18:04,080
Speaker 1: So I went outside in the bus, you know, because

1066
01:18:04,120 --> 01:18:05,960
Speaker 1: we're the only people on the street first of all.

1067
01:18:06,080 --> 01:18:08,200
Speaker 1: So I went out there and you know, I'm trying

1068
01:18:08,240 --> 01:18:10,600
Speaker 1: to break them off, and then my mom pulled us

1069
01:18:10,680 --> 01:18:15,480
Speaker 1: up and I'm like totally naked. So I took offended

1070
01:18:15,680 --> 01:18:18,519
Speaker 1: my cart, my cover from my scooter that I have,

1071
01:18:18,880 --> 01:18:21,799
Speaker 1: and I'm under there and my mom is talking forever.

1072
01:18:22,200 --> 01:18:26,200
Speaker 1: You know, he's tollly dressed. We can't lose this. Hold On.

1073
01:18:26,280 --> 01:18:28,559
Speaker 1: We're gonna go to commercial you hold type. We want

1074
01:18:28,600 --> 01:18:34,639
Speaker 1: to hit this. We're gonna play hold On. This is crazy.

1075
01:18:35,200 --> 01:18:40,040
Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Hardy. Okay, we're in the middle

1076
01:18:40,080 --> 01:18:43,599
Speaker 1: of weekend Confessions. We left off talking to a young

1077
01:18:43,680 --> 01:18:48,280
Speaker 1: lady named Sheney Tommy. She called in and U, yeah,

1078
01:18:48,400 --> 01:18:50,280
Speaker 1: just bring us up to speed. What's going on with

1079
01:18:52,520 --> 01:18:55,040
Speaker 1: decided she was gonna get buck wind and went outside,

1080
01:18:55,080 --> 01:18:59,040
Speaker 1: but you know, to to live and things up with

1081
01:18:59,280 --> 01:19:01,559
Speaker 1: for her and her in and then her mama pulled up.

1082
01:19:01,640 --> 01:19:04,040
Speaker 1: So we're gonna pick up from right there. We butt

1083
01:19:04,880 --> 01:19:08,400
Speaker 1: down behind something. Yeah it was it was it a scooter,

1084
01:19:08,960 --> 01:19:11,400
Speaker 1: the cover from her scooter or something. Go ahead, let

1085
01:19:11,439 --> 01:19:16,040
Speaker 1: me hit what wish it? Yes, I'm here. Um, so

1086
01:19:16,200 --> 01:19:18,519
Speaker 1: I'm under the scooter cover. It's like, okay, hold on,

1087
01:19:18,680 --> 01:19:21,720
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold lets let me just I

1088
01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:24,840
Speaker 1: don't really like messing with this, but Tommy wanted fixed

1089
01:19:24,880 --> 01:19:29,640
Speaker 1: the story. You want to throw some spice into your

1090
01:19:29,720 --> 01:19:32,360
Speaker 1: marriage because you and your husband hadn't done nothing crazy

1091
01:19:32,400 --> 01:19:36,040
Speaker 1: and a while y'all live on the street, that was

1092
01:19:36,120 --> 01:19:39,519
Speaker 1: a problem. That's why I couldn't come out. Okay, So

1093
01:19:39,840 --> 01:19:42,840
Speaker 1: you decided to go outside while your man was barbecue

1094
01:19:42,920 --> 01:19:46,400
Speaker 1: and button naked. So you were out there, button naked,

1095
01:19:46,520 --> 01:19:48,800
Speaker 1: and when you get out there, your mama pull up.

1096
01:19:50,680 --> 01:19:52,960
Speaker 1: Now what did you do after that? Now let's go.

1097
01:19:54,120 --> 01:19:57,360
Speaker 1: So I'm just under there and my mom underwear by

1098
01:19:57,960 --> 01:20:05,120
Speaker 1: the scooter cover? So what kind of school like a moped? Okay,

1099
01:20:05,640 --> 01:20:08,280
Speaker 1: So I'm just under it, you know, just waiting for

1100
01:20:08,400 --> 01:20:10,680
Speaker 1: her to leave, and she's talking forever. I don't even

1101
01:20:10,680 --> 01:20:14,320
Speaker 1: know she's talking about. I'm like lord and so um,

1102
01:20:15,080 --> 01:20:17,719
Speaker 1: his daughter pulls up. She's here from out of town.

1103
01:20:18,880 --> 01:20:22,120
Speaker 1: She comes with the baby, so my dog is look wow.

1104
01:20:22,280 --> 01:20:24,479
Speaker 1: He comes running outside and he's like, what is this

1105
01:20:24,640 --> 01:20:27,560
Speaker 1: under the scooter? And I'm like, oh my god, I

1106
01:20:27,680 --> 01:20:31,519
Speaker 1: cannot have this happen. And this girl down here and

1107
01:20:31,640 --> 01:20:34,400
Speaker 1: she came to tell her mama that I was under

1108
01:20:34,479 --> 01:20:38,960
Speaker 1: the scooter, and my mama was there. It was just horrible.

1109
01:20:39,120 --> 01:20:41,639
Speaker 1: The whole thing was horrible. My husband's just talking away.

1110
01:20:42,080 --> 01:20:44,639
Speaker 1: He's not even trying to hit to anybody, like going

1111
01:20:44,720 --> 01:20:56,680
Speaker 1: home or nothing like forty five manage. The dog is

1112
01:20:56,760 --> 01:20:58,920
Speaker 1: just like coming back over there and smell, and I'm

1113
01:20:58,960 --> 01:21:02,680
Speaker 1: like doing the house, going there, you know, and he's like,

1114
01:21:03,120 --> 01:21:06,160
Speaker 1: you know, no, somebody's under here, and I'm just like,

1115
01:21:06,320 --> 01:21:08,719
Speaker 1: oh my god. Was like, get in the house, Texter,

1116
01:21:09,160 --> 01:21:12,160
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you are not helping. Tell my mama

1117
01:21:12,240 --> 01:21:15,360
Speaker 1: to get in the car. Tell your daughter again in

1118
01:21:15,400 --> 01:21:17,479
Speaker 1: the house. So finally they went in the house. The

1119
01:21:17,560 --> 01:21:20,000
Speaker 1: daughter went in the house and did something with the baby.

1120
01:21:20,040 --> 01:21:23,880
Speaker 1: So yeah, the grand baby is there too, So she

1121
01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:26,360
Speaker 1: went and did something with the baby, and I was

1122
01:21:26,479 --> 01:21:32,840
Speaker 1: able to crawl back in the house. Y'all finished, No

1123
01:21:33,320 --> 01:21:43,880
Speaker 1: we didn't sy I've heard you know that anybody come

1124
01:21:43,960 --> 01:21:47,519
Speaker 1: in there. I was like, this is horrible. And this

1125
01:21:47,640 --> 01:21:50,560
Speaker 1: is dark under their mosquitoes. I got mosquito bipes in

1126
01:21:50,680 --> 01:21:56,599
Speaker 1: places and anybody, and I'm like, this is horrible. It's

1127
01:21:56,680 --> 01:22:01,960
Speaker 1: like the worst thing ever. Yeah, I don't see me

1128
01:22:02,640 --> 01:22:14,200
Speaker 1: started that pit and rolled off? What got on? Up?

1129
01:22:14,360 --> 01:22:18,200
Speaker 1: I'm under that cover, panked up that mopd and sit

1130
01:22:18,320 --> 01:22:23,960
Speaker 1: on it and rolled off naked. That's funny in visual.

1131
01:22:25,160 --> 01:22:27,719
Speaker 1: So I can't stay been over that long. No damn,

1132
01:22:28,800 --> 01:22:32,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it again next week. No, not that

1133
01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:43,600
Speaker 1: a whole Yeah that those mosquito bites. Hell alright, was

1134
01:22:43,640 --> 01:22:46,160
Speaker 1: a calamine lotion on for your start. You just be

1135
01:22:46,400 --> 01:22:50,719
Speaker 1: nice and pink, but you're gonna be fine up under that, right, Okay,

1136
01:22:50,920 --> 01:22:53,040
Speaker 1: Well no, I'm not doing that no more. I'm done.

1137
01:22:54,240 --> 01:22:57,000
Speaker 1: I'm done with that. You didn't get another of this

1138
01:22:57,160 --> 01:23:05,599
Speaker 1: on video, did you? No? Thank god? No? No, okay,

1139
01:23:06,800 --> 01:23:13,120
Speaker 1: I'm just cide baby? How tall? Like? How five? Nine? Okay?

1140
01:23:13,240 --> 01:23:19,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah? What's what's that? What's that? What's that? Clothed

1141
01:23:19,120 --> 01:23:26,840
Speaker 1: you with? Two? You was up? Wait a minute, I

1142
01:23:26,960 --> 01:23:37,960
Speaker 1: got to come in the scooter cover Steve, y'all get

1143
01:23:37,960 --> 01:23:44,439
Speaker 1: out to wait now? No no, no, no, no, no, no,

1144
01:23:44,560 --> 01:23:51,839
Speaker 1: no what cover? What cover? What school? Though? You mean okay,

1145
01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:58,840
Speaker 1: you don't mean scooter. You mean nothing. No, you like

1146
01:23:58,960 --> 01:24:06,840
Speaker 1: a car cover, Steve, it's a scooter, Steve, stop it

1147
01:24:07,040 --> 01:24:19,519
Speaker 1: right now, I mean it's cover. Its a holly it was.

1148
01:24:19,800 --> 01:24:25,360
Speaker 1: It was a gold Wing gold We got the two

1149
01:24:25,439 --> 01:24:28,120
Speaker 1: wheels in the back and had a side calling it.

1150
01:24:29,720 --> 01:24:32,000
Speaker 1: Let me make sure, let make sure you said this

1151
01:24:32,160 --> 01:24:37,280
Speaker 1: right you you you wear size twenty two. We heard,

1152
01:24:39,439 --> 01:24:47,600
Speaker 1: We're clear about that. That ain't the problem. Lord, So

1153
01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:56,080
Speaker 1: use the chase, lamb, what is chase? Stop? What cover

1154
01:24:56,360 --> 01:25:04,600
Speaker 1: is outside the greel cover? Are you quite which world was?

1155
01:25:04,800 --> 01:25:15,759
Speaker 1: Shut up? Charley? And what scooter? Though? Like? Okay, baby,

1156
01:25:15,800 --> 01:25:20,280
Speaker 1: like who make the scooter? I don't even know who.

1157
01:25:21,840 --> 01:25:31,000
Speaker 1: It's like a mothpad like yeah, yeah, mopad Okay, we're

1158
01:25:34,840 --> 01:25:38,920
Speaker 1: you got the best story I've ever heard, is your

1159
01:25:38,960 --> 01:25:44,800
Speaker 1: best confession story. So now you're all in so so

1160
01:25:44,880 --> 01:25:46,360
Speaker 1: you mean to him, she was under there and he

1161
01:25:46,479 --> 01:25:50,240
Speaker 1: still looked like a scooter. You all are not going

1162
01:25:50,320 --> 01:25:53,800
Speaker 1: to do that. I'm just I'm not gonna could have

1163
01:25:53,880 --> 01:25:57,120
Speaker 1: got ran with it on and stayed under it and

1164
01:25:57,360 --> 01:26:07,559
Speaker 1: somebody would have thought the ship is that nice? Jam?

1165
01:26:07,760 --> 01:26:15,040
Speaker 1: Right now, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1166
01:26:15,960 --> 01:26:21,200
Speaker 1: All right, we're back and all our glory. Okay, listen,

1167
01:26:21,600 --> 01:26:24,920
Speaker 1: we're in the middle of weekend Confessions with the Nephew. Okay,

1168
01:26:25,280 --> 01:26:28,400
Speaker 1: he is right here. I'm not here to hear. I

1169
01:26:28,479 --> 01:26:30,240
Speaker 1: just want to hear what you're going through. If you've

1170
01:26:30,240 --> 01:26:32,760
Speaker 1: been button nick it up underneath a mobe head with

1171
01:26:32,880 --> 01:26:35,200
Speaker 1: a come on top of Oh your boy, let me

1172
01:26:35,320 --> 01:26:39,799
Speaker 1: know what's happening in your life. Yes to or size

1173
01:26:39,880 --> 01:26:44,680
Speaker 1: to it, don't matter what size seven seven that's right.

1174
01:26:44,760 --> 01:26:46,640
Speaker 1: Let's go to line seven and talk to t J

1175
01:26:46,880 --> 01:26:50,560
Speaker 1: out of Georgia. J. It is so good to be

1176
01:26:50,760 --> 01:26:53,000
Speaker 1: on the radio. Listen to each of you. I wake

1177
01:26:53,120 --> 01:26:54,920
Speaker 1: up and listen even when I don't have to work

1178
01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:57,519
Speaker 1: in the morning. However, I saw you. I met a

1179
01:26:57,560 --> 01:26:59,640
Speaker 1: guy about a month ago and we've been talking back

1180
01:26:59,680 --> 01:27:03,960
Speaker 1: and forth. So we decided to um get together this weekend.

1181
01:27:03,960 --> 01:27:05,439
Speaker 1: I took one of my best friends because I really

1182
01:27:05,479 --> 01:27:07,720
Speaker 1: didn't know him. I go into the restaurant and he

1183
01:27:07,880 --> 01:27:10,960
Speaker 1: was already there and I see him, but I wasn't sure.

1184
01:27:11,080 --> 01:27:13,280
Speaker 1: But you know, normally, in some of my dates to men,

1185
01:27:13,320 --> 01:27:15,120
Speaker 1: they'll get up then walk over to you. There'll be

1186
01:27:15,160 --> 01:27:18,000
Speaker 1: a gentleman anyway, he was looking at me, gester for

1187
01:27:18,080 --> 01:27:19,720
Speaker 1: me to come over there. I was justest of him

1188
01:27:19,720 --> 01:27:22,439
Speaker 1: as I was there, so we met halfway. I get

1189
01:27:22,479 --> 01:27:25,120
Speaker 1: at the table. He had already ordered a picture of beer. Right.

1190
01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:26,680
Speaker 1: I don't know you. I don't know if you put

1191
01:27:26,680 --> 01:27:28,800
Speaker 1: anything in it, but I saw him drinking it. So

1192
01:27:28,880 --> 01:27:31,400
Speaker 1: I'm drinking the beer and we do that, and he's

1193
01:27:31,400 --> 01:27:34,120
Speaker 1: starting to do all this hard dancing. Then he wanted

1194
01:27:34,120 --> 01:27:37,439
Speaker 1: another picture of beer. So make a long story, sure, um,

1195
01:27:37,720 --> 01:27:39,639
Speaker 1: And he pulled a chair over and one and pulled

1196
01:27:39,680 --> 01:27:41,720
Speaker 1: me over to sit by. So he got up to

1197
01:27:41,760 --> 01:27:44,439
Speaker 1: pay the waitress. And as he paid the waitress, I

1198
01:27:44,640 --> 01:27:47,439
Speaker 1: gestured to my friend, let's get lets go, And so

1199
01:27:47,640 --> 01:27:49,439
Speaker 1: as he was paying, I ran out and got my

1200
01:27:49,520 --> 01:27:52,760
Speaker 1: car left. Didn't say goodbye, and so he text me,

1201
01:27:53,360 --> 01:27:56,080
Speaker 1: and I told him that I'm not good at saying goodbyes.

1202
01:27:56,200 --> 01:28:01,240
Speaker 1: But I miss you. Uh you wait minute, you told

1203
01:28:01,320 --> 01:28:04,200
Speaker 1: him you miss him? Yeah, because I had to leave.

1204
01:28:04,320 --> 01:28:06,439
Speaker 1: It was just it was just crazy. He was he

1205
01:28:06,560 --> 01:28:09,439
Speaker 1: was not a gentleman, and I've never experienced anything like that,

1206
01:28:09,640 --> 01:28:15,040
Speaker 1: but missing nothing. I was. We were gold and we

1207
01:28:15,120 --> 01:28:18,559
Speaker 1: went the church's tickets. Okay, but you don't miss him, though,

1208
01:28:20,360 --> 01:28:22,280
Speaker 1: he'll feel better and may Hi'll feel better as a mess.

1209
01:28:23,400 --> 01:28:27,360
Speaker 1: Uh huh. You gotta let an ignorant person down easy,

1210
01:28:28,240 --> 01:28:32,439
Speaker 1: right right, in the words of my daddy, don't snatch

1211
01:28:32,560 --> 01:28:37,000
Speaker 1: your head out the line's mouth. You got to ease

1212
01:28:37,160 --> 01:28:40,679
Speaker 1: it out. Okay. I just said, I'm miss not good

1213
01:28:40,720 --> 01:28:43,160
Speaker 1: at saying goodbyes, and you know, so he was a

1214
01:28:43,240 --> 01:28:45,840
Speaker 1: second day but I don't think so. It's not second

1215
01:28:45,920 --> 01:28:47,680
Speaker 1: to a man over dance. You know, he's like in

1216
01:28:47,760 --> 01:28:49,519
Speaker 1: the thirties. They don't know what to do these days,

1217
01:28:52,479 --> 01:28:55,760
Speaker 1: you know, dance, but when you over dancing because there's

1218
01:28:55,800 --> 01:29:01,120
Speaker 1: a beer and this is a kind of gyrating. Was

1219
01:29:01,200 --> 01:29:08,000
Speaker 1: he doing hands above his waist? Yeah, that's not but

1220
01:29:08,160 --> 01:29:13,559
Speaker 1: yeah he got up and I was he hands over

1221
01:29:14,520 --> 01:29:17,680
Speaker 1: dropped it three time. No good at up. I'm telling you,

1222
01:29:17,760 --> 01:29:19,680
Speaker 1: like Eddie Murphy and Boomerang when he was on the

1223
01:29:19,800 --> 01:29:33,240
Speaker 1: dance floor, Robin do you, I'm like, oh, baby, don't

1224
01:29:33,320 --> 01:29:36,240
Speaker 1: read a book or something. But yeah, so I left,

1225
01:29:38,080 --> 01:29:40,280
Speaker 1: all right, baby, we gotta go. I miss you all right.

1226
01:29:40,560 --> 01:29:44,559
Speaker 1: Let you missed her already time, I miss you already.

1227
01:29:44,640 --> 01:29:47,920
Speaker 1: By bye bye. Let's thank you t J. Let's go

1228
01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:51,000
Speaker 1: to line three. And talk to Onyx out of North Carolina.

1229
01:29:51,640 --> 01:29:56,599
Speaker 1: That's all club, and he was honest, Hey, I got

1230
01:29:57,040 --> 01:29:59,559
Speaker 1: the one in Atlanta. Yes it is, yes, the Lord,

1231
01:30:00,240 --> 01:30:04,680
Speaker 1: what's going on? Thirty second? Let's go real fast. All right,

1232
01:30:04,840 --> 01:30:08,040
Speaker 1: this weekend, my wife and I were killing We decided

1233
01:30:08,040 --> 01:30:10,040
Speaker 1: to play some space because the kids were at the house.

1234
01:30:14,040 --> 01:30:16,559
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to wait because so we can get

1235
01:30:16,640 --> 01:30:21,600
Speaker 1: the whole story. Alright, alright, but right there, you and

1236
01:30:21,680 --> 01:30:23,760
Speaker 1: your wife, I just want you to hold on so

1237
01:30:23,880 --> 01:30:25,280
Speaker 1: we can get all the way into the end of

1238
01:30:25,479 --> 01:30:33,720
Speaker 1: Onyx sound like a wife too? Well, all right, all right,

1239
01:30:33,920 --> 01:30:37,080
Speaker 1: we gotta get back to these weekend confessions. All right,

1240
01:30:37,120 --> 01:30:40,320
Speaker 1: good today, nephew, ain't bad at all. We got Onyx

1241
01:30:40,400 --> 01:30:41,840
Speaker 1: on the line. She gave us a call and she

1242
01:30:41,960 --> 01:30:46,200
Speaker 1: was telling us about her wife, and we stopped right there.

1243
01:30:46,280 --> 01:30:50,200
Speaker 1: So Onyx, hey, how you're doing? Alright, baby, take it

1244
01:30:50,280 --> 01:30:53,200
Speaker 1: from the top for me. Okay, So it was the

1245
01:30:53,280 --> 01:30:55,479
Speaker 1: weekend we didn't have nothing to do with. The kids

1246
01:30:55,520 --> 01:30:59,720
Speaker 1: were at the grandparents for the whole week. Yeah. Is

1247
01:30:59,800 --> 01:31:04,200
Speaker 1: it two wives in this story? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I just need to be clear on that my boys

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01:31:06,760 --> 01:31:09,400
Speaker 1: don't match my exterior though, so think like the brat

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01:31:09,640 --> 01:31:20,479
Speaker 1: and then another feminine lady and we got it said

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01:31:20,760 --> 01:31:26,960
Speaker 1: you're the feminine one. I'm sorry. I'm sorry now, um,

1252
01:31:27,040 --> 01:31:29,000
Speaker 1: but yeah. We sent the kids to the grandparents for

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01:31:29,080 --> 01:31:31,559
Speaker 1: the whole weekend Friday through Sunday, and we were sitting

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01:31:31,560 --> 01:31:33,320
Speaker 1: in the house with nothing to do, and we decided

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01:31:33,320 --> 01:31:35,320
Speaker 1: to play some spade, but it got a little born,

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01:31:35,439 --> 01:31:37,879
Speaker 1: you know, being the two people there. So I decided

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01:31:37,920 --> 01:31:39,920
Speaker 1: that we should call up set of friends of ours

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01:31:40,479 --> 01:31:42,200
Speaker 1: that we're really get, friends we have been friends with

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01:31:42,200 --> 01:31:45,840
Speaker 1: for years. Um again, another couple just like us, with

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01:31:46,000 --> 01:31:48,559
Speaker 1: one masculine one and one feminine one, and we cast

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01:31:48,640 --> 01:31:51,200
Speaker 1: him up to play spade. But the masculine moments out

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01:31:51,240 --> 01:31:53,040
Speaker 1: of town on work, but her wife was home, so

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01:31:53,160 --> 01:31:55,040
Speaker 1: she's like, I'll come through and play with you guys. Man,

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01:31:55,120 --> 01:31:57,040
Speaker 1: my wife are like, okay, no problem. We always have

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01:31:57,080 --> 01:32:00,080
Speaker 1: a good time. We play cards, no problems. So we

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01:32:00,200 --> 01:32:02,360
Speaker 1: go around and we start playing space. And now we're

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01:32:02,360 --> 01:32:04,200
Speaker 1: in North Carolina in the middle of the summer, so

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01:32:04,280 --> 01:32:06,840
Speaker 1: it's hot and our air conditions on. But we've been drinking,

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01:32:06,920 --> 01:32:14,719
Speaker 1: you know. Once the Luca said in so I was like, okay,

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01:32:15,080 --> 01:32:17,040
Speaker 1: night went on and I'm like, okay, let's make this

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01:32:17,160 --> 01:32:19,640
Speaker 1: interesting because I'm sweating like a runaway slaves here. So

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01:32:19,760 --> 01:32:23,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, we're gonna play shrimp spades, and whoever loses

1273
01:32:24,040 --> 01:32:27,240
Speaker 1: their books, you know, comes up by the piece of clothing.

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01:32:27,439 --> 01:32:30,880
Speaker 1: Everybody looks around the table. Everybody's in the grants. Well,

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01:32:30,880 --> 01:32:33,320
Speaker 1: a little bit of time one and one thing led

1276
01:32:33,360 --> 01:32:36,679
Speaker 1: to another, some lines got blood. Once everything was over,

1277
01:32:36,880 --> 01:32:39,920
Speaker 1: we dropped the person home and now they're like texting

1278
01:32:39,960 --> 01:32:42,000
Speaker 1: and calling. But we don't know how to feel about

1279
01:32:42,040 --> 01:32:44,439
Speaker 1: that because we're are really good friends with them as

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01:32:44,479 --> 01:32:47,479
Speaker 1: a couple. But you know her her wife wasn't there,

1281
01:32:47,600 --> 01:32:51,639
Speaker 1: so now real and keeping it really going wrong? You know? Yeah,

1282
01:32:51,720 --> 01:32:59,360
Speaker 1: but do her wife know that that something jumped off? Nah? No, okay,

1283
01:32:59,439 --> 01:33:03,640
Speaker 1: that's type doesn't matter. You can did you feel it

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01:33:03,760 --> 01:33:07,200
Speaker 1: was the other way around? I mean, I wouldn't mind,

1285
01:33:07,320 --> 01:33:09,320
Speaker 1: but we are about that life, so it wouldn't be

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01:33:09,400 --> 01:33:12,400
Speaker 1: that big of an issue. On they are traditional, so

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01:33:12,520 --> 01:33:23,960
Speaker 1: they are not Wait what what did you say? We're

1288
01:33:24,000 --> 01:33:26,519
Speaker 1: not We're not traditional. We're about that life. So something

1289
01:33:26,600 --> 01:33:28,519
Speaker 1: like that was a happening our and it'd be fine

1290
01:33:28,600 --> 01:33:34,080
Speaker 1: with us because that's okay. But in their sense they're traditional.

1291
01:33:34,200 --> 01:33:36,840
Speaker 1: I don't think they're really into the eminem sharing. So

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01:33:37,080 --> 01:33:38,880
Speaker 1: I think that, you know, it might be a little

1293
01:33:38,880 --> 01:33:41,360
Speaker 1: bit different if if it comes to light. Let me

1294
01:33:41,720 --> 01:33:43,960
Speaker 1: let me get this right to bread. So do you

1295
01:33:44,880 --> 01:33:47,920
Speaker 1: her name is on it? So hot? You you and

1296
01:33:48,000 --> 01:33:52,200
Speaker 1: your you and your wife have an open relations marriage,

1297
01:33:52,880 --> 01:33:57,360
Speaker 1: right right? Right? So I'm just curious though, can your

1298
01:33:57,400 --> 01:34:03,120
Speaker 1: wife have relations? What? What? What a what a male? No,

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01:34:03,360 --> 01:34:05,439
Speaker 1: that's not a rule. That's not a rule. Okay, so

1300
01:34:05,600 --> 01:34:07,120
Speaker 1: I don't know the rule. I'm just trying to answer.

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01:34:07,520 --> 01:34:09,880
Speaker 1: We bring one female back and we both have to

1302
01:34:09,920 --> 01:34:15,439
Speaker 1: agree on that person. Okay, okay, okay, my uncle right though?

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01:34:15,479 --> 01:34:17,639
Speaker 1: This so damn confused. Yeah, I don't want to play

1304
01:34:17,640 --> 01:34:26,120
Speaker 1: with you. I don't want to about that. All right.

1305
01:34:26,200 --> 01:34:30,599
Speaker 1: Here we are, last break of the morning. Just one

1306
01:34:30,680 --> 01:34:35,640
Speaker 1: more thing, wow, okay again, we want to say congratulations

1307
01:34:35,680 --> 01:34:38,439
Speaker 1: going out to Kevin Hart, his captain Underpan's can at

1308
01:34:38,520 --> 01:34:47,880
Speaker 1: number two five million dollars. Yeah, there you go. It

1309
01:34:48,120 --> 01:34:51,280
Speaker 1: followed Wonder Woman, which made a hundred point five million

1310
01:34:52,080 --> 01:34:56,439
Speaker 1: key said it would man, he did, he did. Idam

1311
01:34:56,479 --> 01:35:08,200
Speaker 1: Cavalio doing right behind Captain Undipan number three okay, number

1312
01:35:08,240 --> 01:35:12,000
Speaker 1: three Okay, right now, they're looking a lot like them. Damn,

1313
01:35:12,080 --> 01:35:16,000
Speaker 1: he was doing rockets. Weren't even in it at all.

1314
01:35:16,080 --> 01:35:18,160
Speaker 1: You know, we're gonna go on take it on up

1315
01:35:18,200 --> 01:35:20,479
Speaker 1: to Cleveland, see if we can't get two of them back.

1316
01:35:20,600 --> 01:35:22,479
Speaker 1: But we're gonna have to wait, though we we we've

1317
01:35:22,520 --> 01:35:25,840
Speaker 1: been down to befold to the same. Is a better

1318
01:35:25,920 --> 01:35:30,000
Speaker 1: team now? You say it's better, but the Golden stated

1319
01:35:30,200 --> 01:35:34,639
Speaker 1: better too, though. Kevin Ramp and they kissed about last

1320
01:35:34,760 --> 01:35:37,880
Speaker 1: year and they also they playing. If we don't win

1321
01:35:38,040 --> 01:35:41,720
Speaker 1: these two in Cleveland, it's gonna be ugly. But I'll

1322
01:35:41,760 --> 01:35:44,519
Speaker 1: tell you one thing though, well, you know, if we

1323
01:35:44,640 --> 01:35:47,080
Speaker 1: lose two in Cleveland, it's over with and being it

1324
01:35:47,200 --> 01:35:50,680
Speaker 1: be over, just like the Rocket series. Gonna have to

1325
01:35:50,840 --> 01:35:54,320
Speaker 1: keep bringing up. I ain't bringing it up, man, You're

1326
01:35:54,320 --> 01:35:56,080
Speaker 1: the one bought it up. I said, Hey, man, you

1327
01:35:56,240 --> 01:35:58,640
Speaker 1: asked me how I feel about them, cavin you you

1328
01:35:58,800 --> 01:36:03,880
Speaker 1: must know it must no high Field. Were we at

1329
01:36:03,920 --> 01:36:06,280
Speaker 1: the same position last year when they were down to

1330
01:36:06,960 --> 01:36:12,000
Speaker 1: exact same position. I expect him to win at home.

1331
01:36:13,600 --> 01:36:16,519
Speaker 1: They look dangerous at I don't know much about but

1332
01:36:16,640 --> 01:36:20,240
Speaker 1: they do nothing nothing, but they are dangerous. But does

1333
01:36:20,360 --> 01:36:23,240
Speaker 1: Lebron look like he's getting Madder's just I don't know.

1334
01:36:23,640 --> 01:36:27,600
Speaker 1: I haven't I don't want no, I don't no, no, no,

1335
01:36:27,720 --> 01:36:33,000
Speaker 1: no no, I don't want it. Oh. I don't want

1336
01:36:33,320 --> 01:36:37,040
Speaker 1: the nerves. I can't stand that. But I work all

1337
01:36:37,160 --> 01:36:39,320
Speaker 1: day then I come home. Now I got some good

1338
01:36:39,640 --> 01:36:46,479
Speaker 1: rich man. I got on the polo last night. Man,

1339
01:36:47,040 --> 01:36:50,880
Speaker 1: I cut on the USA Ninja Warriors versus the World,

1340
01:36:55,360 --> 01:36:57,160
Speaker 1: trying to figure out how long I can hang on

1341
01:36:57,240 --> 01:37:00,240
Speaker 1: the ball without falling in that day and water, because

1342
01:37:00,240 --> 01:37:03,439
Speaker 1: I got to stay on this ball because I will

1343
01:37:03,920 --> 01:37:07,000
Speaker 1: so falling in that water is not an option. That's

1344
01:37:07,040 --> 01:37:10,559
Speaker 1: not an option. I have got to stay on these balls.

1345
01:37:11,200 --> 01:37:13,920
Speaker 1: Now Here, I am thinking, he's watching the game. You

1346
01:37:15,560 --> 01:37:21,120
Speaker 1: know what you call it? What I do is I

1347
01:37:21,240 --> 01:37:24,120
Speaker 1: click over there? I saw they was down by six. Okay,

1348
01:37:24,320 --> 01:37:27,760
Speaker 1: you check in? Uh? Did I click over they was

1349
01:37:27,840 --> 01:37:32,639
Speaker 1: down by eight? Huh? Then I said, okay, there's too much.

1350
01:37:34,160 --> 01:37:37,000
Speaker 1: And then I'm through and then I go watch other stuff.

1351
01:37:37,240 --> 01:37:41,360
Speaker 1: And then that's how I watch the game, cleaning up

1352
01:37:41,439 --> 01:37:45,799
Speaker 1: by farting. I order ice cream and everything and everything

1353
01:37:46,040 --> 01:37:50,040
Speaker 1: going well, win or lose? What did Shock say? What

1354
01:37:50,160 --> 01:37:56,000
Speaker 1: did Shack say? Yes, if we lose, we still get

1355
01:37:56,080 --> 01:38:00,400
Speaker 1: in our fanoms and what drive through our mansions. But

1356
01:38:00,520 --> 01:38:07,960
Speaker 1: you drive slower, happy drive, and you hear a lot

1357
01:38:08,040 --> 01:38:13,080
Speaker 1: of stuff along and your windows ain't down waving at

1358
01:38:13,160 --> 01:38:17,920
Speaker 1: people after I don't. I don't know. I'm not really

1359
01:38:17,960 --> 01:38:21,280
Speaker 1: weird right now about this, not really word about it

1360
01:38:21,439 --> 01:38:25,160
Speaker 1: right now. And I got news for you, man. If

1361
01:38:25,200 --> 01:38:29,799
Speaker 1: they lose m m hm, Steve Harvey got a vacation

1362
01:38:29,880 --> 01:38:33,519
Speaker 1: coming up. That's all I know. Wait what now, what

1363
01:38:34,120 --> 01:38:36,599
Speaker 1: what does that have to do? Yeah, it has nothing

1364
01:38:36,680 --> 01:38:39,280
Speaker 1: to do. I'm trying. I always got everything with me,

1365
01:38:41,960 --> 01:38:43,960
Speaker 1: I said, Because even if they lose, Steve Harvey got

1366
01:38:44,000 --> 01:38:50,160
Speaker 1: a vacation coming up. Yeah, that's all that's out year

1367
01:38:50,479 --> 01:38:54,840
Speaker 1: for this one month. That's what I do. I bust

1368
01:38:54,920 --> 01:38:58,280
Speaker 1: my tail for eleven months just to get this Steve,

1369
01:38:59,160 --> 01:39:02,320
Speaker 1: my anniversary, your time with my girl. We spend it alone.

1370
01:39:03,680 --> 01:39:08,080
Speaker 1: Nobody he families called the family. Uh, this is the

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01:39:08,280 --> 01:39:10,920
Speaker 1: this is our this is our tenth this year, this

1372
01:39:11,120 --> 01:39:17,160
Speaker 1: is big. And boy, let me tell you something. I'm

1373
01:39:17,320 --> 01:39:20,519
Speaker 1: I'm gonna lay that woman out. Man, As if you

1374
01:39:20,640 --> 01:39:24,560
Speaker 1: don't do that every year still every year, this is

1375
01:39:25,000 --> 01:39:27,640
Speaker 1: just this girl climbed down in the hole with me. Man,

1376
01:39:29,400 --> 01:39:31,519
Speaker 1: she climbed down in that hole. Boy, when I found

1377
01:39:31,560 --> 01:39:33,559
Speaker 1: out we didn't hand and I said, God, don't I'm

1378
01:39:33,560 --> 01:39:36,599
Speaker 1: winning and told her that. She said, we got each other.

1379
01:39:37,080 --> 01:39:40,920
Speaker 1: She said, I'm with you no matter what happened. God

1380
01:39:41,000 --> 01:39:42,840
Speaker 1: got us out there. Well, we didn't. Man. When we

1381
01:39:42,880 --> 01:39:46,719
Speaker 1: first got married, we were in trouble on actually lost

1382
01:39:46,760 --> 01:39:53,479
Speaker 1: everything something. And then the taxes man, Man, they found

1383
01:39:54,600 --> 01:40:00,120
Speaker 1: years seven years of unfiled taxes in a box my

1384
01:40:00,200 --> 01:40:05,240
Speaker 1: accountant seven years of unfiled taxes with all of the

1385
01:40:05,400 --> 01:40:11,960
Speaker 1: check staple to do returns. You was Westleys sniper, wasn't Wesley?

1386
01:40:12,400 --> 01:40:17,479
Speaker 1: And Wesley had a plan to describe. I'll bring it

1387
01:40:17,560 --> 01:40:20,880
Speaker 1: down here, all right, come on, ste but I'm back

1388
01:40:23,520 --> 01:40:27,800
Speaker 1: as long as you've been mayor ain't it one last

1389
01:40:27,920 --> 01:40:34,040
Speaker 1: dig on the way out? Go ahead For all Steve

1390
01:40:34,080 --> 01:40:37,680
Speaker 1: Harvey contests, No purchase necessary void where prohibited. Participants must

1391
01:40:37,720 --> 01:40:40,320
Speaker 1: be legal US residents at least eighteen years old, unless

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01:40:40,320 --> 01:40:43,639
Speaker 1: otherwise stated. For complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey dot com.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.