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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the

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Speaker 1: subject my boyfriend's naked coworkers. We'll get into that in

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Speaker 1: a little bit, but right now the nephew is here

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Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. What you got for us? Now, Well,

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Speaker 1: if y'all gonna be naked in the strawberry letter, that's up, Nick,

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Speaker 1: I might well gone and join y'all. Today's titily is

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Speaker 1: but man, but man, you ain't out do me, sir

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Speaker 1: with your titles. Come on, but man, let's go cat.

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Speaker 1: But hy, I'm trying to reach von please Vaughan. This

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Speaker 1: is Darius. Darius with Human Resources. How are you un?

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Speaker 1: Can I help you? Yeah? Listen, we um have an

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Speaker 1: incident that has taken place at the job. You actually,

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Speaker 1: what floor are you on? Von? For twelve? Floor twelve?

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Speaker 1: All right? So do you use the copy machine that

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Speaker 1: often on that floor? Not all the time, but I

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Speaker 1: do use it every once in a while. Okay, So

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Speaker 1: here's what's going on. There's gonna be some actions being

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Speaker 1: taken place here pretty soon, some legal actions, and we're

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Speaker 1: just clearing everybody. You know, this is this is just

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Speaker 1: a proper procedure that we're having to go through. So

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Speaker 1: let me just kind of enlighten you on what's taking place.

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Speaker 1: Someone um on the twelfth floor has copied their butt

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Speaker 1: on a piece of paper in the copy machine. So

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Speaker 1: someone actually sat up on the Xerox machine and copied

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Speaker 1: their butt. Why someone would do that, I have no

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Speaker 1: earthly idea. But what's happening now is everyone on your

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Speaker 1: floor is gonna have to come in and show their

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Speaker 1: but So we're scheduling this now. I'm thinking Friday at

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Speaker 1: eleven a m. Would that be? So? Yeah, y'all talking,

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Speaker 1: y'all talk, want me to come up there and show

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Speaker 1: show my show because somebody, I'm a grown man, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm a grown man. I didn't do that. Okay, you

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Speaker 1: know what. I believe you. I believe you wholeheartedly, v on.

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Speaker 1: But just to clear your name, we have to, I

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Speaker 1: hate to say it, clear your butt as well. So

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Speaker 1: we want to make sure we're gonna find out who's

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Speaker 1: but this is on a piece of paper that did this.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna find out, gonna find You're gonna find out

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Speaker 1: who's You're gonna find out whose cheeks those are and

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Speaker 1: you're gonna find that real quickly in that mind. All right,

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing that, man, I'm not gonna come in.

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Speaker 1: You said Friday, You're doing this Friday, Friday, UT eleven,

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Speaker 1: not coming in my day off, pulling my pants down.

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Speaker 1: Let's some strangers looking really look at my look at

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Speaker 1: my cheeks, talking about somebody copied. I'm not doing that.

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't want to. I don't want this

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Speaker 1: to take a turn, von, because right now this is

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Speaker 1: if you're not If you're saying you're not coming in,

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Speaker 1: then other actions will be taking place if you don't

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Speaker 1: come in and follow the precedure that everybody's saying. Everybody

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Speaker 1: else that I'm calling they have to come in. How

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Speaker 1: many how many people work on that floor? There's at

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Speaker 1: least eight plus people on that floor. You're talking about

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Speaker 1: trying to have eight plus people come in, drive all

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Speaker 1: the way to work. So some strangers and we don't

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Speaker 1: even know we can look at our look at our cheeks,

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Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna do that. I don't know who

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Speaker 1: did it, but I know they ain't me. Somebody somebody

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Speaker 1: zeros there but on the twelfth floor. And we're gonna

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Speaker 1: get to okay, but we're gonna get to the bottom

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Speaker 1: of who did it and what you're What you're not

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Speaker 1: gonna do, von is tell me you're not coming in.

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Speaker 1: What you're not gonna do? Do you like your job

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Speaker 1: here with this company? Okay? What you're not gonna do

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Speaker 1: is act like you're gonna fire me because I'm not

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Speaker 1: gonna show you all my sweet goodies just because you

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Speaker 1: just because you're from HR. You got me fooled if

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Speaker 1: you actually expect me to think that everybody that work

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Speaker 1: from this floor is over here, like, oh yeah, sure,

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Speaker 1: some strangers look at my look at my crack. You

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Speaker 1: must be like him, No, sir, not with me. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let me ask let me, let me ask you this.

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Speaker 1: Do you have a coworker name Andre? Andre? Yes? Okay,

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Speaker 1: and Andre says he knows you now, I'm just gonna

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Speaker 1: put it out here. Andrea is stating that it could

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Speaker 1: have possibly been you. Really, Andre got the nerve to

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Speaker 1: say it could have been me? Why did he try

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Speaker 1: to single me out like I even use that damn

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Speaker 1: copier playing games. I'm a grown man. He must be

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Speaker 1: out of his mind thinking he's gonna say I did it.

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Speaker 1: All I know is He stated that you were a possibility.

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Speaker 1: That's what That's what he stated. He said I was

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Speaker 1: a possibility that he didn't have absolutely the reason to take.

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Speaker 1: I don't even use that copier, man, I use that

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Speaker 1: thing like once every two three weeks everybody on that four. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so out of once every two three weeks, is there

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Speaker 1: a possibility maybe you propped your butt up there and

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Speaker 1: copied it. Not at all, y'all, don't need ain't even

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Speaker 1: told me when this happened. I probably wasn't even working

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Speaker 1: when the booty chick stuff. You must be out your mind.

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Speaker 1: You can waste everybody else the time trying to bring

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Speaker 1: everyone in to get a free strip show, but you're

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Speaker 1: not gonna do that to me. This has to be

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Speaker 1: unethical and illegal on so many levels. You're trying to

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Speaker 1: come in and say everybody on the entire four has

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Speaker 1: to come show that. Man, you want to be kidding me?

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Speaker 1: What's your name? All time? You're trying to call me

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Speaker 1: saying this is HR what's your name? Because we're not.

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Speaker 1: I'm Darius, I'm Darius out of human resources. I told

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Speaker 1: you that when I first called you, and well Darius,

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Speaker 1: well Darius, when I do come into work. I want

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Speaker 1: to see. Let me ask you this, von. Do you

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Speaker 1: know Leslie? Leslie? I know that better not even say

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Speaker 1: my name, but so you do know Leslie? Yes, I

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Speaker 1: know Leslie. She works there with me. So you're trying

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Speaker 1: to tell me that, Leslie said, Do you want to

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Speaker 1: know what Leslie said? Yes? I would like to know

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Speaker 1: what Leslie says. So when I cussed her out, I

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Speaker 1: get it right, Okay. Leslie told me to tell you

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Speaker 1: that this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey More

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Speaker 1: on the show. And you just got franked by your

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Speaker 1: co worker Leslie. And oh man, Leslie and Andre got

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Speaker 1: me to prank phone call you man two, I was, man,

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Speaker 1: I was, yeah, your uncle is right, bro, somebody is

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Speaker 1: gonna whoop y'all. I bet, I bet it's this year. Alright,

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Speaker 1: tell me this man, what is the baddest and I

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Speaker 1: mean the baddest radio show in the lane, the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Somebody is definitely gonna whoop you'all. I

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Speaker 1: told him. I know. I'm telling you, man, I don't

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Speaker 1: know how to be thinking. Man, you've been going to

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Speaker 1: damn fall. Yes, you played too much, just a man.

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Speaker 1: But thing I like about bro. He was holding his ground.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't even a consideration. This is so illegal and ethical.

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Speaker 1: So the first one I want to see eighty people,

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Speaker 1: you can come in and show you they behind. I

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Speaker 1: wish Ill would man him. We got to clear your butt.

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Speaker 1: So by how many people you think on that floor

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Speaker 1: about eighty and you think eighty people. The ridiculousness of

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Speaker 1: it all. I'm gonna tell you right now you got

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Speaker 1: the wrong one. But I ain't. I ain't come and

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Speaker 1: show him by that damn thing. I'm stupid Monday through

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Speaker 1: Friday in the morning, and I got some intelligence and

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Speaker 1: some wisdom and knowledge on Friday night, come Steve me

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Speaker 1: ready to resort. Well, I gotta go with it. It's

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Speaker 1: the truth though, it really is. And Eastern eight Central

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Speaker 1: only on own. I got six. I got six. He's

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Speaker 1: good and the people on the show Steve looked to

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Speaker 1: him for advice. Yeah, maybe, like Thomas said, question, i'd

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Speaker 1: that sound to you. He's good on the show. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm just I ain't seeing the show. But I'm just

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Speaker 1: going just based on the show that we do in

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Speaker 1: the morning. We were all shocked, all right. Coming up

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Speaker 1: next Strawberry Letter, My boyfriend's naked co workers will get

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Speaker 1: into it. Right after this. You're listening to the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show.