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Speaker 1: You don't know me concession. I can't take back earl arms.

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Speaker 2: Mouse Speak Texas seven eight five ninety two says as

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Speaker 2: a teenager, I kidnapped a cat from a neighbor and

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Speaker 2: locked it in our garage with the intention of collecting

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Speaker 2: the eventual reward money for returning it. I stole cans

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Speaker 2: of tuna from our kitchen, defeed it, but felt guilty

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Speaker 2: within hours, so I.

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Speaker 1: Let it go.

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Speaker 3: Ye worst kidnapper ever, only for.

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Speaker 2: The cat to return twice a week looking for tuna

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Speaker 2: for the next eight years. That checks out.

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Speaker 3: Cats don't care about being kidnapped me.

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Speaker 2: You know, Brook, you had a similar problem with your

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Speaker 2: ex boyfriends coming back to your house for years. Didn't

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Speaker 2: you kid.

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Speaker 3: Cam at my mom's house? Honestly, I couldn't keep those

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Speaker 3: guys with You can't get rid of them, you feed

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Speaker 3: them once.

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Speaker 2: Look, we all make mistakes, and that's totally okay as

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Speaker 2: long as you come on the radio and tell the

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Speaker 2: whole world about it. We have a woman on the

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Speaker 2: phone who wants to come clean about her mistakes. She's

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Speaker 2: chosen to go by Jenna today. So Jenna, welcome to

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Speaker 2: the show.

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Speaker 1: Hey guys, Yeah, you have a lot of.

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Speaker 3: Ex boyfriend showing up at doorsteps like I did in

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Speaker 3: the past. But honestly, I okay, well.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if your confession is gonna be about that,

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Speaker 2: but the voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker,

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Speaker 2: So whenever you're ready, let's hear your secret.

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Speaker 1: All right. So my boyfriend would be so mad if

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Speaker 1: he knew that I was telling you guys.

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Speaker 3: This, Yes juicy.

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Speaker 1: So a couple of summers ago, we were out shopping

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Speaker 1: at the mall and it was a really hot day. Okay,

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Speaker 1: As we're going through the parking lot, we passed this

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Speaker 1: car and I noticed a baby in the back seat.

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Speaker 1: Save the baby.

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Speaker 3: Wait, the car is like locked and parked.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't matter even if it's moving.

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Speaker 1: The babies.

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Speaker 3: The parents are side.

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Speaker 1: Care running in for the kids.

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Speaker 3: Breaks my back window because my kids are the naxiat.

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Speaker 1: This is an empty car with a baby in it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the car locked the windows. It's like degrees.

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Speaker 3: Babies being Tesla's like dogs can no, you have dog motives? Yeah, no,

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Speaker 3: you know you can't leave babies in cars.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna let you know.

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Speaker 3: Someone accidentally did it. It was a terrible mistake.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's a good thing that you saw it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, in this baby, it's just wrapped in its car seat,

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Speaker 1: and I'm thinking, like, what idiot parent does this? Like

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Speaker 1: this is here? You know.

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Speaker 3: That's why, like your navigation system, I don't know if

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Speaker 3: you guys know this has like pop up reminders every

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Speaker 3: time you get out of the car. My car lights

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Speaker 3: up and says, did you forget your child in the backseat?

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Speaker 3: My parents are tired and they're overworked, and they're just

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Speaker 3: it's hard, you know, you're okay, I'm say, and it happens.

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Speaker 3: You know, I don't think anybody doesn't.

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Speaker 2: In the backseat of your car right now downstairs.

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Speaker 3: I think they got to school.

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Speaker 2: Jenna, what did you do?

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Speaker 1: So we're just standing there for like five minutes, just

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Speaker 1: like waiting to see if anybody comes, like back out

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Speaker 1: of the store or anything. Nobody coming.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, is the baby screaming.

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Speaker 1: Or the baby is quiet right now? But I mean

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Speaker 1: the baby is locked in the car.

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Speaker 3: Okay, get it out.

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Speaker 2: That could be even scarier though, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: You want the baby to be making noise.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And at this point my boyfriend is like, let's

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Speaker 1: get mall security and have to make an announcement.

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Speaker 3: Just break the window. Isn't there like some trick where

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Speaker 3: you can do your keys on one of the corners

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Speaker 3: of the window and the whole thing shatters. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 3: like to save people or something.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like that high pitched scream hit the perfect because

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Speaker 2: I'm just screaming right into the side of the window.

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Speaker 1: That's my style.

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Speaker 2: What did you do?

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Speaker 1: Well? My boyfriend he had a hammer in his car

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Speaker 1: and he grabs it and he snatches the back window

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Speaker 1: out to mock the door.

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Speaker 2: Yes, okay, the temperature probably goes down like yes.

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Speaker 1: So then we get in and inside the car seat

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Speaker 1: it's a freaking baby doll. What Yeah, it's not real?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, way, why would they strap the doll

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Speaker 3: in unless it's like a kid left saying like my

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Speaker 3: like when they were two, being like here, let me

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Speaker 3: strap my baby doll in before.

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Speaker 1: To lose it in Costco or whatever.

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Speaker 2: So you just broke a rik.

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Speaker 1: It was so real looking though, like it had the

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Speaker 1: eyes that opening quoe.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and you were panicking what did you do?

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Speaker 1: So we're like, we're screwed, and we put the doll

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Speaker 1: back and I wanted to leave a note the car,

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Speaker 1: like telling them what happened, and like the situation, but

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Speaker 1: my boyfriend didn't want to get in trouble.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a lot of money replacing a window, and

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Speaker 2: now you look like burglars.

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Speaker 1: Did you run? We left without doing anything. This is

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Speaker 1: the secret.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, did you see a lot of change from their math.

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Speaker 1: I would have just taken the doll.

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Speaker 2: I'd be like, you know what, this is my baby.

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Speaker 1: I worked for it.

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Speaker 2: You must feel terrible, though, Jenna, that sucks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I still feel bad about it. But seriously, people, please,

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Speaker 1: you can't leave a baby in a car seat or

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Speaker 1: I will smash out the window.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, no kidding.

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Speaker 2: We're cracked the window for the doll.

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Speaker 3: Yes, it would have been nice if the doll had

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Speaker 3: melted like part of it.

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Speaker 1: Then they're like, this baby's melting, break all the windows.

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Speaker 2: Your heart was in the right. Yes, don't feel bad anymore.

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Speaker 2: Text in the seven eight, five nine too. If you

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Speaker 2: have a confession you've been holding on to, we can

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Speaker 2: hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you the

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Speaker 2: next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming up right after

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Speaker 3: This brooking Jeffrey in the morning