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Speaker 1: Welcome back to Alchemy this. I'm your host, Kevin Polo.

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Speaker 1: Guess that Kevin Pollo. First off, let's watch the tone. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and b I can't wait until you're just paying a

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Speaker 1: monthly fee of eleven dollars to twelve different streaming services

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Speaker 1: because that'll be the only way to watch TV. But

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Speaker 1: I digress. Let's meet Sometimes I go dark. Always gonna

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Speaker 1: start with a stroke. Yeah, no particular orders. Say a

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Speaker 1: lot of Mark Gagliardi, Oh gags. Yes, when you're gonna

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Speaker 1: settle down and give your papa and me some babies

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Speaker 1: when you guys get off and asked about it, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to build a career. Yeah, yeah sure. Coffee Alert

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Speaker 1: The town focus Carlikowski, car La La Land? Who does

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Speaker 1: who does small town? Oh? I left other word? He

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Speaker 1: which is the shortest word. Who is a small town? Fella?

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Speaker 1: Have to flate to get a break in this damn

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Speaker 1: ton This Lacroix is delicious correct Continue small Jews for

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Speaker 1: four hundred. Who says you can't cross the streams? Welcome

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Speaker 1: Call Stratton to his first non guest hosting. Everybody. It's

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Speaker 1: a real guys. Finally were in the same room together.

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Speaker 1: That's right, Cold Dancer by Night. What's your favorite thing

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Speaker 1: about Joey Greer? Oh right, yeah, I was favorite probably

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Speaker 1: the way he just dusts the green room with his

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Speaker 1: farts before he goes every time, and then he goes

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Speaker 1: and sick. Keep in mind, folks, again, that's the favorite

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Speaker 1: thing about Imagine the least it get and somehow miraculously

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Speaker 1: welcome to the micular veniche. I have nothing in here

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Speaker 1: for you. Welcome back. And what the hell do you are?

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Speaker 1: You look exactly as you did when last I saw you.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how that's possible. That means you were blowing.

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Speaker 1: You were glowing then and you're still blowing. Thank you? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so extraordinary? Yeah right, maybe everything's good as as well

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Speaker 1: as these things can go. Yeah, truly, right truly. And

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Speaker 1: how many miracles have to take place before you come

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Speaker 1: out the other end of that? So many, so many,

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Speaker 1: you know, vulgar things. And did you did you do

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Speaker 1: us all a solid by having a videographer for the

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Speaker 1: whole thing? Oh yeah, I'm gonna have a really great

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Speaker 1: video of my placenta. Yes, I do have it, and

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Speaker 1: I'd love to share it please. Nature's growth screening at

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Speaker 1: my house time of sweeps, you got three weeks to

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Speaker 1: edit it. Kid and last, but fill your pie hole

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Speaker 1: with mother mccake. If you think of Leae, it's James

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Speaker 1: Heeney everyone j j Heeneyville. Care to share your experience

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Speaker 1: of our live show episode from the West Side Comedy

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Speaker 1: Theater from a couple of nights ago. Well, my personal experience,

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Speaker 1: it was a lot of fun I had. I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I made sure that I used the restroom before we

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Speaker 1: went out on stage, before we were even asked to

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Speaker 1: go out on stage, so I didn't get to have

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Speaker 1: that epic entrance. Yeah, it was my first time at

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Speaker 1: one of these in person, and you were explaining to

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Speaker 1: me this restroom issue before going on stage exactly. That

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Speaker 1: was my question. So here's the issue. I don't remember

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Speaker 1: the din taper. I was the last person to come

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Speaker 1: out in the stage, right, But it was not because

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Speaker 1: I wasn't prepared. There was a queue of people using

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Speaker 1: the restroom in the green room. So when I finally

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Speaker 1: I can't really quick do this, which at least who

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Speaker 1: could who could have been ahead of you in other

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Speaker 1: people then I think it was Craig. But the last

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Speaker 1: or you might have been somewhere in the queue. I

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Speaker 1: did have a moment of debating, like how fast do

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Speaker 1: I wash my hands? And you need a solid uh

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Speaker 1: sudding up. Oh my goodness. Okay, so here's my first suggestions.

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Speaker 1: First of many, uh, don't adhere to such strict rules

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Speaker 1: when you're being called. And then I have to air

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Speaker 1: dry them because my hands are sensitive. So I had

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Speaker 1: to another two minutes shaking my hands in the air.

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Speaker 1: How sensitive are they? Wait? I don't care. All right,

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Speaker 1: All of today's seeing suggestions were gathered from our listeners,

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Speaker 1: and my hands are sensitive. I'm kidding. Welcome to the Navy.

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Speaker 1: Dear Alchemists, how do you from Texas? I just want

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Speaker 1: to say I love every one of y'all's podcast I

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Speaker 1: you Texas. Uh, and you guys were the first podcast

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Speaker 1: entire playlist. Thank you. It never fails to make me

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Speaker 1: laugh outline. Also absolutely love y'all's accent, our accent, and

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Speaker 1: characters such as Marvin McK in Room fourteen two. Uh.

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Speaker 1: But I as I could talk about you guys all

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Speaker 1: forget where this is from. My different scene as a

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Speaker 1: group of fritch Southern aristocrats going snipe hunting, trying to

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Speaker 1: take one another out because they want each other's fortunes.

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Speaker 1: You guys add whatever you feel necessary, Sincerely, Yours, Resting

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Speaker 1: Sales ps. Yes, I know it looks weird, but it's

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Speaker 1: pronounced resting like you're resting on the couch. Just for

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Speaker 1: charity and clarity. Oh nice, Uh, Betty Bob, you're gonna

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Speaker 1: load that gun? Are You're gonna stare at it for

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Speaker 1: a week? And I'm just not sure if there's a

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Speaker 1: good reason to be loading the gun. I was trained

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Speaker 1: that you only need to load it when you plan

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Speaker 1: on using it. I see, so you brought a musket.

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Speaker 1: Is that a problem? I don't think it will be

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Speaker 1: kind hunter right? And how many kills you got so

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Speaker 1: far this season? Not this this season? This season season.

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Speaker 1: I haven't gotten any kills yet. But but I haven't

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Speaker 1: taken any shots. Oh, it takes a long time to

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Speaker 1: load my musket. So you're still bad in a thousand.

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Speaker 1: I'm still batting a thousand. Oh God bless you and

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Speaker 1: your family, which I see you've brought seventeen up. Well,

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Speaker 1: one lucky kid like hunting today. Well, you no idea?

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Speaker 1: Which one? I haven't decided yet. I thought maybe you

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Speaker 1: could take a pick. I'm gonna go Carl Jane, Carl Jene.

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Speaker 1: But Carl Jean's got some problems. He's emotionally unhinged, which

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Speaker 1: got the meats. Oh man, I am pretty close to

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Speaker 1: Where is Carl Jene in the trunk? We put him

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna pop that trunk alright, windows down, far enough,

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Speaker 1: free guess yeah, Pap, this is fine. You're in charge. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and come on, Carl Jene good, Lauren, Okay, made a mistake.

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Speaker 1: not going to be able to take Carl Jene. How

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Speaker 1: about this? Uh? I told you, Daddy, we warned you.

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Speaker 1: You did actually, in all fairness, I warned Fred. He said,

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Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna take Carl Jane my scar.

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Speaker 1: All right, Andrew, I just think if we form an alliance,

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Speaker 1: the riches altogether. Now that does sound like a good

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Speaker 1: playing they are, Charlene. Let's spread out right quick, and

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Speaker 1: we'll let each other know when somebody will be a

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Speaker 1: shooting that off. So I'll make this noise and that

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Speaker 1: means I just shot someone. Okay, that sound good, And

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I like this noise, but check check checking out.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's a really good noise, got it. I hear

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Speaker 1: someone talking about alliances Mint Julia, I would love him

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Speaker 1: picnic basket right beside my handgun. Now what's this I

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Speaker 1: head about alliances? Well, Andrew and I are going to

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Speaker 1: form an alliance and then we'll just split the riches

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Speaker 1: because that works out so well. You know, Andrew was

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Speaker 1: Insta account and she's constantly posting pictures. She's never in

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Speaker 1: the pictures, but she posts them. I follow that account too.

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Speaker 1: Instagram posts. Interesting thought that women were best served by

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Speaker 1: each other. So if you change your mind on who

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Speaker 1: right now. Okay, well maybe this could be a three

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Speaker 1: per three way, A three way, Yeah, maybe all three

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Speaker 1: of us could align. You are you fellas the Carls?

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Speaker 1: What are you gonna call? Well, everybody knows about your

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Speaker 1: your new feud, the Carls versus the Alliance. Something. I

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Speaker 1: have something that the Carls might find interest and keep

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Speaker 1: you've been hunt If you got a rabbit two headed

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Speaker 1: another ruin of them. Oh really, trust me? What would

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Speaker 1: you say if I told you I had a disappeared

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Speaker 1: wife with an Instagram account? Keep talking, keep talking, that's right.

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Speaker 1: You really want to stick it to the Alliance, Yes, sir,

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Speaker 1: this is y'all. Hold y'all, hold this this little lady

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Speaker 1: for ransom. Here you take a thing that the Alliance

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Speaker 1: got to offer, and old jed on't ask one thing

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Speaker 1: in return. I want a carl name. You want to

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Speaker 1: carl name Jed. I got a couple of questions. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna start with the third one. All right, who's the

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Speaker 1: lady in the trunk? It's the wife of one of

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Speaker 1: the two that formed the alliance. Originally you can instagram.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're following too. Yeah, I mean it's

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Speaker 1: mostly a poster. Does that mean you've been taking these pictures?

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Speaker 1: Because this is a great account. Don't you know about

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Speaker 1: this woman's account? She takes all the pictures. She ain't

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Speaker 1: in on none of them. I thought she was dead. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: with Lewis. We always have fun with you know, every question?

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Speaker 1: How does anyone know about the Iditarod. You know every

418
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 1: question about the because he's a freak. He's a freak,

419
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:12,199
Speaker 1: and he memorizes things and doesn't he's a vulcan. All right,

420
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:15,440
Speaker 1: we'll play this heresey game. I just there's guy this

421
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:19,080
Speaker 1: This looks dangerous. It's the problem. It's here's hoping. It's dangerous.

422
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,960
Speaker 1: And there's more lemon Cello involved. All right, I'm going

423
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,159
Speaker 1: to roll the die. Anybody want to pick in the blanket?

424
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:28,920
Speaker 1: Who're amazing? Your husband made really good ones to four?

425
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:35,520
Speaker 1: A move forward? I moved forward? Okay, there is a

426
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:40,880
Speaker 1: skull and bones on my little squares? Is that good? Death?

427
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:44,880
Speaker 1: Correspond with the question? Who has the question cards? Oh?

428
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:47,879
Speaker 1: Here's the box? Sorry, you gotta stay in the game.

429
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 1: Thank you? Two more? Will you pull a question from

430
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:58,479
Speaker 1: the skull and bones? Uh? Card pile? Yeah? Okay? And

431
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:04,360
Speaker 1: what is the questions? The first on? Alright? Question number one? Yeah? Yeah,

432
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:08,959
Speaker 1: you do? Game show voice were so exciting? All right?

433
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,440
Speaker 1: All right? Uh and remember, Pamela, if you can't get

434
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 1: this correctly, we begin the torture. Remember and looked at you.

435
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,120
Speaker 1: You didn't have to look back the way you did.

436
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:22,200
Speaker 1: This is going to get great, all right, here we go.

437
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:26,280
Speaker 1: This northern town is the oh gosh, home of the

438
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:29,400
Speaker 1: idea a rod, Oh, I know this one a northern town.

439
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 1: Shut up, it's not yours. Okay, um, look at my eyes.

440
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:43,080
Speaker 1: Your eyes are saying Sacramento. God, oh, that's incorrect, California.

441
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:45,480
Speaker 1: I told you we don't do this well together. You

442
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 1: do really well with her husband. You give my contact

443
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:50,240
Speaker 1: all the time. We do finance as well, but we

444
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 1: don't do this stuff. Well, well, who was going to

445
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 1: start the torture? What was the right answer? It just

446
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 1: says not Sacramento on the back and you, I mean,

447
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,760
Speaker 1: and no, snow there there's no possible correct answer. You

448
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 1: have to go a little more north. Yeah, I think

449
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:10,160
Speaker 1: can start towards Russia. I think I get poison. That's

450
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:12,160
Speaker 1: what I That's what I landed on, right, I get

451
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 1: poisoned poison. There, No, there's a walkman with a poison

452
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:22,440
Speaker 1: tape in it though, all right, way worse, way worse.

453
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 1: It's pretty bad than actual poison. Alright, hit play, Okay,

454
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 1: you go sit in the corner with that for a second. Well,

455
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:32,719
Speaker 1: I mean to the rules, I thought. She continued guessing

456
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:35,439
Speaker 1: and being tortured until she gave us the correct answer. No,

457
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:38,160
Speaker 1: we didn't get any of that from the rules. No,

458
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,680
Speaker 1: do you want to go next? Yeah, okay, I want

459
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,560
Speaker 1: to go. Jenny's gonna go next. Al Right, somebody else

460
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 1: read the cards I got. I rolled it, asshole. Three

461
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 1: pigs in the lake and two lemon cella shots and

462
00:28:55,400 --> 00:29:00,320
Speaker 1: you're rolling. Actually had seven shot. Sorry, I only witnessed too. Well. Look,

463
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 1: I've been scratching my leg so much it bleeds for

464
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 1: every shot I took him of that seven scratch mark.

465
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 1: I don't like self torture counts. Okay, I rolled, I

466
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:15,320
Speaker 1: got a order. Okay, great, let me get the third.

467
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 1: All right, great? Um, Barkley and Fred are three of

468
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 1: the seven champions who have won the Iditarod in the

469
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:34,240
Speaker 1: last five years. The four question, I shut up, it's

470
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 1: not yours, Louis. Tell me with your eyeballs. I don't

471
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:42,480
Speaker 1: know you're not Louis. Why are you making eye contact

472
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 1: with Louise? Oh you don't like it either, bitch? Whoa.

473
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 1: Maybe we should just not lemon jello, not lemon jello shots,

474
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:56,440
Speaker 1: but regular jello, regular cello. Let me see if there's

475
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:59,240
Speaker 1: some jello in the refrigerator. I don't want jello and

476
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:02,840
Speaker 1: there's no jell the refrigerator. Answer is there's no jello.

477
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 1: I feel like you're stalling. I need four dogs. What

478
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 1: what was the question again? The name before dogs repeated exactly.

479
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 1: The first one's Barkley and Fred were three of the

480
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 1: seven winners of the last five. I did rods name

481
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 1: the other four or one of the other four? It's

482
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 1: his name all four. I'm sorry. I mean we could

483
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 1: I mean we could do closy snootf Holy crap, it

484
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:41,080
Speaker 1: was crawler. You have the other three torture on there.

485
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 1: It says, uh, yeah, we gotta break her heart even

486
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 1: more than her husband already had. It's a little pile meat. Um.

487
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:57,240
Speaker 1: Your pigs in a blanket were a little dry, so

488
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:01,600
Speaker 1: I stopped following you on Instagram. You just post pictures

489
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:08,720
Speaker 1: of upholstery because it's beautiful, and you drank too much. Okay,

490
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 1: challenge accepted. Hit me again. Your husband's actually been making

491
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:20,320
Speaker 1: more eye contact with me. I gotta go. I got

492
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 1: to know. You can't opt out of the game. Does

493
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 1: it say he you can opt out? There? It doesn't

494
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:27,520
Speaker 1: say anything about opting out, But I mean, if we're

495
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 1: playing the you know, easier rules version. Listen, this is

496
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 1: our first time playing this game. I think we do

497
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 1: need to go with the easier version, because so far

498
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,719
Speaker 1: this is the most intense game I've ever heard of. Well,

499
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 1: why don't you read the next card? Right? Okay, alright, six,

500
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 1: al right, okay. This is a weird space to land on.

501
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 1: It's a picture of my imaginary friend when I was

502
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 1: a child. It's like it's exact, It's exact. This is weird,

503
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 1: This is weird. I brought Craney him. Could we play cranium?

504
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,480
Speaker 1: You always win cranium too. Yeah, no, we're not going

505
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:06,640
Speaker 1: to play. How does it have a picture of his

506
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 1: imaginary Wait a second, we need to take just a

507
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 1: moment and answer that question. How does this game have

508
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 1: a picture of Jimmy's childhood imaginary friend? Who? You do

509
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 1: you still speak to this imaginary I'm not plus exactly who?

510
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 1: How was that change a music? It could be fresh

511
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 1: in his mind? And then how is your poison song?

512
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:38,400
Speaker 1: I love how she comes to ask a very great

513
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 1: question though, and then right back to slap again and

514
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:46,239
Speaker 1: the space is blank before I landed on its pop up.

515
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,080
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, hold on a second, let me put

516
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:50,640
Speaker 1: my put my piece on that space. All right, Oh

517
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:53,040
Speaker 1: my god, that's my childhood imaginary best friend. Now that's

518
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 1: what I see. Where did you get this game from?

519
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 1: From that store? You said the store? But what is

520
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:03,080
Speaker 1: that's house of Games? Well no, there's a there's a

521
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:07,160
Speaker 1: Wizard next to Larry's house. Okay, okay, but it was

522
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,000
Speaker 1: called Wizards with a Z, so I assumed it was

523
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:13,320
Speaker 1: just a do you have two to four friends? I

524
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 1: do have two to four friends. This is just a

525
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 1: game for you. Hey, this looks this looks great. Torque

526
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 1: of my that's that that that South African monster? Don't

527
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 1: talking about the Torkoloshi deck? Right? So you'll have to

528
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 1: play this? Then? This looks? This looks great? Is it that?

529
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:35,960
Speaker 1: This isn't this is just a regular board? Who makes this?

530
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 1: A Parker Brothers Milton Bradley. Oh no, it's an independent maker.

531
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:46,720
Speaker 1: You're you're giving me a look like you designed this game. Congratulations.

532
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 1: As master is a passible toy. Someone's going to buy

533
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 1: your game, fan, it looks like it. I'm so excited.

534
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:59,760
Speaker 1: I'll get the shampooe Oh that's my assistant, Peter Laurie.

535
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 1: Would you like to would you like to buy it? Yeah?

536
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:12,960
Speaker 1: All right, hold on a second. Great, thank you. So

537
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:15,759
Speaker 1: here's the mustache. But what kind of material is this?

538
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:18,880
Speaker 1: It feels like leather, it's like soft. It's not a board?

539
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:24,720
Speaker 1: Is it this creepy? It does smell strange, this whole

540
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:27,239
Speaker 1: every space on the board. It looks like it's tattooed

541
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:30,840
Speaker 1: onto this thing. Why don't have any clue how we

542
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:34,360
Speaker 1: win this? But I feel like I'm out of question. Okay,

543
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 1: oh yes, yes, often imaginary friend. But when you landed

544
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 1: on your very own imaginary friend, okay, would you like

545
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:44,480
Speaker 1: me to pull the car? Yeah? No, I've got it here. Okay.

546
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:47,880
Speaker 1: I just it's a four player game. You like to participate,

547
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 1: is what I'm saying. What did you roll the gye? Next? Okay? Finish?

548
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 1: So the imaginary friend asks you, where have you been lately?

549
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:02,400
Speaker 1: That's so sweet? But is there an answer? H and

550
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 1: you said twenty years? Over twenty years? Yeah lately? I

551
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 1: mean last week I was when he's just been in

552
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:11,399
Speaker 1: contact with this guy? Why does that matter? I don't

553
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 1: know she's she's out. I mean I just got back

554
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:21,760
Speaker 1: from the two thousand eighteen. I did a rod in juno.

555
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:28,839
Speaker 1: That's what, oh juno, jot it the sexy town in Alaska.

556
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 1: Juno Northern got it. But is that what he means

557
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 1: by lately? I mean I feel like that should be

558
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 1: my answer, but I don't want to get it wrong.

559
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:37,919
Speaker 1: But I would use that as an answer. Everything else

560
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,120
Speaker 1: is related to the I did a rod so it's pattern.

561
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:44,760
Speaker 1: Oh but you know what, Right after that, I stopped

562
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 1: by Carl Junior. I'm gonna go with Carl's Jr. On

563
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 1: the back of the card, it says Juno, God, I

564
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 1: had it. I had alright, so close, all right, you're

565
00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 1: up definitely in the corner. It's he's materializing. Colonel Adventure,

566
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 1: my imaginary friend. Oh, my good frad Colonel, it's spent years. Yes,

567
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:22,319
Speaker 1: climb aboard my steampunk motorcycle. We shall take adventures. It's

568
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:27,680
Speaker 1: a man with dog ears. Oh, who's the drunk? Lady's out.

569
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 1: You don't want any part of that, Colonel Adventure. I'm

570
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:33,279
Speaker 1: ready to go. Do it is Hop on the back, here,

571
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:37,279
Speaker 1: hop on the back. We're off for adventures and Torcher

572
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:46,399
Speaker 1: never to be seen again. Our last scene tonight comes

573
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 1: to us from Martin, who wrote, Hello Alcholmist, my name

574
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 1: is Martin and I am your listener From Argentina. I

575
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:57,800
Speaker 1: love how Martin knows we've got just the one Argentina

576
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:00,839
Speaker 1: that we sure it's not Martine or it is Martine.

577
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 1: It's absolutely Martine. There is a what do you call

578
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:06,800
Speaker 1: that over the eye? There it is. I've been listening

579
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:09,359
Speaker 1: from the first episode, and I was happy as hell

580
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 1: when you started releasing two episodes a week. Here's the suggestion.

581
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:17,360
Speaker 1: What would happen if every dumb treatment and magical cure

582
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 1: that Hollywood stars endorsed suddenly started to actually work? Ridiculous diet,

583
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:32,720
Speaker 1: magnetic jewelry, crazy habits, another quantum bullshit. Love the show, Martin. Mama,

584
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:35,759
Speaker 1: you're gonna rub de magic show bitch cream on my

585
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 1: face again? Oh you got so many bumps and you're

586
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,840
Speaker 1: so ugly. Let's put the cream off, mom, Thank you

587
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:49,840
Speaker 1: so much. These days it's gonna work, right. That's a

588
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 1: nash Layer let ship for thirty more ships. I'm so excited.

589
00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:59,480
Speaker 1: If it's today, gonna be the day. I hope it

590
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:02,280
Speaker 1: is on. I love for things to change. For your face.

591
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:06,840
Speaker 1: Who am I gonna look like if it changes? Kennedy?

592
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think that husband of the

593
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:16,920
Speaker 1: Kardashian that's estranged. Oh yeah, that's who was hold he is.

594
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 1: He's handsome too, honey, Okay, mom, wiping off. I just

595
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:25,400
Speaker 1: didn't dig with what happened. Look at you? What happened?

596
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 1: What if you're not the spinning image of Scott Dessick.

597
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 1: I don't know what? Is it true? Get me some

598
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:38,200
Speaker 1: sort of reflecting. Here's a pansy the mirror. Honey, honey, honey,

599
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:40,960
Speaker 1: look at this. I can't believe this worked. I just

600
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,880
Speaker 1: had one morning of it. It's lemon juice and cayenne

601
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:48,359
Speaker 1: pepper and maple syrup. I took one sip. Look at

602
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:51,799
Speaker 1: these abs. Oh my god. Absolutely, you are the man

603
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 1: I always wanted to marry. What I mean? Look you

604
00:38:57,160 --> 00:39:01,320
Speaker 1: look great? Are you? Wow? Who was the man you

605
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:04,600
Speaker 1: always wanted to Just got so excited. I just you know,

606
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:09,680
Speaker 1: Bruce Willis, Oh ya like celebrity man? Sure? Damn check

607
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:11,760
Speaker 1: it out? Check it out. I just rubbed on Owen

608
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:16,080
Speaker 1: Wilson's nose correction cream. It's perfect. I don't know. It

609
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:19,959
Speaker 1: looks like Owen Wilson's nose. Oh it's going that way.

610
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 1: Oh no, I should have read it differently. Stephen looks

611
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 1: talk a penis. It's Okay, it looks good. It looks good, Carl, Jane.

612
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:31,399
Speaker 1: I'm going to rub this on you and you're gonna

613
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:38,280
Speaker 1: get read of one. Okay, is a magic cucumber. Jennifer

614
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 1: Aniston spires by, Oh my gosh, you have one head again.

615
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:51,839
Speaker 1: I don't have anybody to talk to it anymore. Oh

616
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:53,360
Speaker 1: you got me to talk to you? What are you

617
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:58,880
Speaker 1: talking about? Nobody knows me, like mother head did? Can

618
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:06,239
Speaker 1: you rub it? Oh? My frog? Oh not but your

619
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:09,839
Speaker 1: sister Gane? No, Mom, I don't want to do that. That'scribe. Hey,

620
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:13,360
Speaker 1: why don't you just do it yourself? All right? You

621
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:15,799
Speaker 1: have time to say it. We don't have to say it.

622
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it, does mom? Okay, close your eyes. Everyone,

623
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:25,799
Speaker 1: he's jumping frog lobster ty it too? Ah shoot now no,

624
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna pete al right. So you're saying that

625
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:34,080
Speaker 1: you've been affected in a bad way from what is

626
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:38,759
Speaker 1: this cream? Owen Wilson's nose correction cream. I'm pretty sure

627
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 1: that you don't have a case here, sir. I only

628
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 1: take cases that I plan on winning, and it clearly

629
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 1: is an Owen Wilson cream. So I don't know what

630
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:51,719
Speaker 1: you expected. To have happened to your this correction. I

631
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 1: thought I would fix my slightly broken nose, and it

632
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,399
Speaker 1: made it worse. Plus now my hair is getting long,

633
00:40:56,520 --> 00:41:00,320
Speaker 1: blond and shaggy. It's I mean, there's ten o'lock almost

634
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:04,239
Speaker 1: whoa what have we here? He was using the Owen

635
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 1: Wilson correction cream. Oh nas, I mean I hate to

636
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:12,920
Speaker 1: see the before. Yikes. Actually, do you have a before

637
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 1: because that might be helpful. I did go to the

638
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:18,160
Speaker 1: Sears portrait studio right before. I had, like, I've got

639
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:23,400
Speaker 1: several wallets, so yeah, I mean, this is exactly I

640
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:24,840
Speaker 1: don't want to talk about that. He doesn't have a

641
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:28,120
Speaker 1: picture on his phone, that he has a wallet, photos, photos,

642
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 1: and this is it ironic. I'm just I'm one of

643
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:35,360
Speaker 1: those analog guys, you know. But you bought this cream

644
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:38,680
Speaker 1: must have been an instagram at I'm just so relieved

645
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:41,319
Speaker 1: to have a customer. This is such an honor. I've

646
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 1: been sitting here by myself for weeks, months, years, and

647
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:50,239
Speaker 1: so smile. Okay, great, do we get some more backdrops? Oh? Sure? Yeah?

648
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:52,640
Speaker 1: What do you think of rainbows? Oh? I love rainbows?

649
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 1: Oh there you go? Okay, ready smile good good, Oh

650
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:58,879
Speaker 1: that's really good. Gosh, it's been so long. I feel

651
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:01,359
Speaker 1: really nervous. How am I doing? You're doing great? Hey,

652
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:03,400
Speaker 1: I gotta ask you. Do you have the technology in

653
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 1: the studio here to do a floating version of my

654
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:08,839
Speaker 1: own head in the corner of the photo? Actually? I do.

655
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:12,279
Speaker 1: That's fantastic. I always wanted to get those. You have

656
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:15,319
Speaker 1: a woodsy backdrop to look. I have it all. I

657
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 1: have everything. Why did anybody ever go digital? I don't

658
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 1: understand either. Are these cats sweaters complimentary to wear during

659
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:23,839
Speaker 1: the shoot? You know what? I like you so much?

660
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:29,480
Speaker 1: Take it home? Really, thank you? So I think maybe

661
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 1: just going to the tennant um meeting this person, just

662
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 1: see him out, I think so you and your cat

663
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:37,919
Speaker 1: sweater can go, sir. Give me a big, big, big,

664
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:40,399
Speaker 1: big big nose, all right. I just I'm a little

665
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:42,359
Speaker 1: upset by all this. But you know, hopefully no other

666
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:47,480
Speaker 1: changes will happen. Man, Oh god wait, wait, always sounded

667
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:50,759
Speaker 1: like that. No. I don't think you're changing. Man. I

668
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:53,640
Speaker 1: thought this would be awesome, but there's nah. Let's just

669
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:55,319
Speaker 1: read the bottle really quick. I don't think it says

670
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 1: anything about vocal core changing. You might have something here, sir,

671
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:03,439
Speaker 1: it's get lititis. Man, that'll be a you're so laid back. Yeah,

672
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 1: it wasn't before I was angry, but now everything just

673
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:08,960
Speaker 1: seems like I don't know mint Julip in the forest. Man,

674
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Yeah, I don't. But I

675
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:13,439
Speaker 1: think we've got a case. I think we might take

676
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 1: this all the way at the top. All right, we're

677
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 1: gonna get a folder started on you. Okay, terrific, I'll

678
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 1: get the folder. Okay, good, good, Yeah, what were you

679
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,799
Speaker 1: gonna say? No, I'm just I'm down for this plan. Man,

680
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 1: it's awesome. Okay, got it, got it. That's a great start.

681
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:32,000
Speaker 1: Thank you. It's ten o. It's ten o seven. Oh shit,

682
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:34,919
Speaker 1: we're gonna we're gonna get back to you. I gotta

683
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:36,880
Speaker 1: take my next case. Okay, Oh it's fine. I'll just

684
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 1: be in Austin. You can find here. Man. Did you

685
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:42,440
Speaker 1: have to relocate after this? Something tells me to go

686
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:44,600
Speaker 1: there now. I feel the need. We'll get a hold

687
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 1: of you. You want to send my TENO seven in

688
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 1: ten ship. You're very late. It's fine. What a funky morning.

689
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:58,759
Speaker 1: Let me get a funky morning. Um, I may I

690
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:01,839
Speaker 1: have your autograph? I'm not think I am. I think

691
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:03,880
Speaker 1: you might be. It's okay. I'm not gonna tell him.

692
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:06,279
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna like scream or anything. I just when

693
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 1: you're autograph all right? Here you go? Who should I

694
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:12,680
Speaker 1: make it out to make it out to me? To me?

695
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:16,799
Speaker 1: Love Kyle Hendrix. Okay, okay, but really I know who

696
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:19,120
Speaker 1: you are, so like, I promise I won't scream or anything.

697
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:21,720
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna, you know, drag attention to you or whatever.

698
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:23,480
Speaker 1: But if you could just like sign your name and like,

699
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:30,279
Speaker 1: I'm a huge fan. It's a it's a quandary for

700
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:31,719
Speaker 1: new me. Now, you know, I'm not sure if I

701
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:41,279
Speaker 1: should all right to me, love Owen Wilson. Everyone, excuse me,

702
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 1: excuse me? Could I get please, please get an autograph

703
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:48,040
Speaker 1: about this? This is autograph? My shoe are all right?

704
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 1: Who should I make it out? Make it up to Peggy? Hey,

705
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 1: excuse me. I'm a police officer, so I think I

706
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:55,440
Speaker 1: can do what I want to here. So you say

707
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:59,440
Speaker 1: you're Owen Wilson. Ah, they said, Iowa. Well this is

708
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:01,880
Speaker 1: interesting because I happen to know as a big will

709
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 1: head myself. O. Win's on set right now. Owen's on

710
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 1: set right now, so who the fuck are you? Who

711
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:15,240
Speaker 1: are you? Who the fuck are you? Luke? Hey, doctor,

712
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:18,600
Speaker 1: I got an equation for having taken this nicko human

713
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:22,840
Speaker 1: growth hormone for sixteen weeks and today was the day, apparently,

714
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:25,640
Speaker 1: because I'm blowing up like a poisoned dog. Yeah. Yeah,

715
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:27,400
Speaker 1: you look, you know what? You know what? Then then

716
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:30,239
Speaker 1: it's working. You look great. Your hair is all over

717
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 1: the place, it's coming out of places I never even

718
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 1: knew hair existed. Yeah, but you know what, Nick Nolty is,

719
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 1: A is a national treasure. And now so are you?

720
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:41,319
Speaker 1: What would you do be a favorite? Yeah? Named four

721
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 1: of your favorite Nicknoty film? Oh gosh, uh, well there's

722
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:51,920
Speaker 1: the Beverly Hills one, right, yeah, the Beverly Hills one. Yeah,

723
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:55,760
Speaker 1: down and down and out in Beverly Hills. You got close.

724
00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 1: There's that. There's that mug shot from when he got

725
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:05,080
Speaker 1: his d y. That's certainly that's one of his alright,

726
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 1: um yeah, and uh and he was he was great

727
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:13,480
Speaker 1: in the Prince of Tides. Thanks tiny movie Whisperer Ghost

728
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:16,839
Speaker 1: on my Shoulder. Al right, Well that's pretty that's good

729
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 1: about yeah. Alright, So what am I do? Now? What

730
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 1: do I do? Because I feel like I could take

731
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:22,399
Speaker 1: on the war. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, take

732
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:25,440
Speaker 1: on the world. Declare war on everyone. All right, I'm

733
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:27,680
Speaker 1: gonna start hearing you're off. Oh gosh, I'm not me though,

734
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:30,640
Speaker 1: I'm I'm an ally of yours. This ghost on my shoulder.

735
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:32,920
Speaker 1: How many partners you got here? How many partners? It

736
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:36,840
Speaker 1: is just me and my ghost on one partner? How

737
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:42,120
Speaker 1: do I get Well, I'll write you a prescription. All right. Sure,

738
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:45,239
Speaker 1: it's the newest Hollywood craze. I'm going to join your

739
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 1: army of and taking the hormone as well. He's the

740
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:52,280
Speaker 1: greatest juice, right, really great? And not tell me before

741
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:55,080
Speaker 1: you the juice kicked in? Yeah? What did you look like?

742
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:58,560
Speaker 1: What were the differences? Oh? I was four footing your

743
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:03,239
Speaker 1: sick four now? Yeah, and a very high voice for

744
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:09,640
Speaker 1: one more, a lady. Finally, I haven't taken the hormone, right,

745
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:13,839
Speaker 1: I'm interested copy that. Well, here, let's start to john

746
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 1: some juice rights, rights the same. What are you hoping

747
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 1: to accomplish? No, I guess I just want to be

748
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:23,240
Speaker 1: like y'all. Feel powerful. I have a sense of purpose.

749
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:26,440
Speaker 1: Let's get more hair. Yeah, well, that's the thing for me.

750
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:28,719
Speaker 1: That brought me to the trough worth the idea of

751
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 1: more hair. I wish it was a real trough I've

752
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,719
Speaker 1: always wanted to drunk. I love real troll Well, let's

753
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:39,400
Speaker 1: go to one now. O. Alright, lemonade, lemonade. You just

754
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 1: took my lemonade right out of my hand. You didn't

755
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 1: even pay for it. Yeah, I guess it's sormone. Honey

756
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:51,000
Speaker 1: makes us real thirsty. Like sit it again. Still we've

757
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,799
Speaker 1: been taken, makes us real thirsty. Okay, Well, I got

758
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:59,439
Speaker 1: lots of lemonade and wants to know how much. Here's

759
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:02,880
Speaker 1: the thing I've been reel into hair lately. So can

760
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 1: you give me some of your hair? Oh my god,

761
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:17,840
Speaker 1: I've never seen anything like that in their life. Take

762
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 1: all the lenity, take all of it. That's amazing. And

763
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 1: you'd like to try to deposit all this hair? Yes,

764
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 1: it was very hard to get this hair. I think

765
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:32,439
Speaker 1: it is worth more than money. Well, we disagree here

766
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 1: at think of America. I don't know why you brought

767
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:37,759
Speaker 1: your manager over for this. This is an easy one

768
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:40,520
Speaker 1: for you to Okay, gentlemen, I know that you say

769
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:43,240
Speaker 1: you disagree, but wouldn't it be easier to just agree.

770
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:50,799
Speaker 1: Oh that's a strong argument. Did I hear correctly? You

771
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 1: have some valuable hair. It is very bay. Let's take

772
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 1: this away from the bank, little lady. I'd like to

773
00:48:57,040 --> 00:49:01,600
Speaker 1: write you a personal chase. Oh really, I'm thinking forty

774
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:05,440
Speaker 1: seven thousand dollars from my hairs. That's the finest looking

775
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:08,319
Speaker 1: hair I've ever seen. Okay, well, this one was given

776
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 1: to me by a woman who tweaked her on booby

777
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:16,880
Speaker 1: and then it popped out. Oh I have We could

778
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:18,719
Speaker 1: take the check that you're going to give to her

779
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:22,400
Speaker 1: and put it in account for you. Wait, and everybody's happy.

780
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 1: Huh Yeah, this seems like a very symbiotic. It's relious symbiotic.

781
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:28,960
Speaker 1: You give her the check for this pile of hair.

782
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 1: We'll take that check and put it in the bag. Well,

783
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:34,880
Speaker 1: I'm not so certain a pile of hair is fair

784
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 1: in terms of descriptions, right, Well, tell it more of

785
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:42,800
Speaker 1: a wad. Sorry, I just came to say how this

786
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:46,840
Speaker 1: whole thing took out? Are you the one who produced

787
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 1: some of the Oh you said, titty, that's right right,

788
00:49:54,680 --> 00:50:00,880
Speaker 1: And some of the hair came Molly. It's kind of

789
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:08,000
Speaker 1: prickly like now. Customers are very important to us, but

790
00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 1: if you want to step away from the window, will

791
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,880
Speaker 1: you negotiate this will take the check when you're done.

792
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:15,840
Speaker 1: Some of those teddy popping too much for your other customers.

793
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:20,960
Speaker 1: You know, it's like a Toddy's vulgar friends and nipple.

794
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:25,040
Speaker 1: You got a piece on your t shirt. Well it's uh.

795
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:28,480
Speaker 1: The peace sign is just to kind of, you know,

796
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:31,000
Speaker 1: celebrate Friday. So you can tell why I called the

797
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:33,400
Speaker 1: manager over right, I think it's pretty obvious where this

798
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:37,720
Speaker 1: is going to go. Hey, I really I've really enjoyed

799
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:40,680
Speaker 1: our time together. Oh you know what, this has been

800
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 1: really really wonderful. I I appreciate you telling me all

801
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:46,560
Speaker 1: those Nick Nolty movies. It's been really great. But I've

802
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:51,360
Speaker 1: been called by a what there's a game happening and

803
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:55,200
Speaker 1: and they've called me to come over and present myself

804
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 1: in this. Did you get summoned in the game because

805
00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:59,520
Speaker 1: someone kind a question about the guy did wrong? Yes,

806
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 1: summon Yeah. But I'm just gonna I'm gonna miss you

807
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:04,440
Speaker 1: so much. I'm going to miss you too. You have

808
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 1: a great shoulder, thanks you have great feet, thank you.

809
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:11,480
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just worried that I'm not going to

810
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:15,080
Speaker 1: remember what movies Nicknolty was in anymore. I have a

811
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 1: feeling that will never come up ever again. That's a

812
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:21,120
Speaker 1: very good point. Dr Why are you talking to yourself?

813
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:24,080
Speaker 1: I just wanted to get my results from the test,

814
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:28,840
Speaker 1: and you're talking to yourself. Oh uh sorry, Yeah, it

815
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,480
Speaker 1: turns out you have another forty eight hours to live.

816
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:35,759
Speaker 1: A right, Louis, your imaginary friends showed up in the

817
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:38,799
Speaker 1: corner there. I guess you get a question now. That's

818
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:46,000
Speaker 1: very strange. It's embarrassing that my imaginary friend. Uh, I

819
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:53,600
Speaker 1: was very young when I am unicorn. I was really

820
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:57,279
Speaker 1: young when I imagined her. It was so weird that

821
00:51:57,320 --> 00:51:59,880
Speaker 1: she wasn't helpful at all that time. She won't usually

822
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:02,640
Speaker 1: just a great little exposition moment and then right back

823
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 1: to sleep. That time was just pure beautiful LSD imagination.

824
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:11,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna want to get this right, okay, Because Captain

825
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:14,400
Speaker 1: adventured tortured the f out of me. Man, he seems

826
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:16,920
Speaker 1: like a nice guy. She seems very nice. I know

827
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:19,319
Speaker 1: the colonel is not amazing. He makes me call him

828
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Speaker 1: captain now, which is like, I don't know why I

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Speaker 1: demoted himself. Anyways, you want your question? Yeah, all right,

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Speaker 1: yea name six of the regular cast of Charles Schultz's Peanuts.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's so weird. This has nothing to do

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Speaker 1: with it. Okay, I can do this. The original six. Charlie,

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Speaker 1: Charlie Brown, Chas Brown, you know him, well, it's Jazz Brown,

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Speaker 1: Chuck Nickolet. Oh no, sorry, that's all the information I have. Wait,

835
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Speaker 1: but you're my mentionary friend. Are you talking to Hu

836
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Speaker 1: the unicorn with fifteen boots? Sorry? Sorry, set, somehow I

837
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Speaker 1: missed the fifteen boob unicorn in the room. There's everyone

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Speaker 1: seem unicorn. Yeah, I see it. Free the nipples. So

839
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Speaker 1: it's not Nick Nolt. No, it's not. Literally, that's what

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Speaker 1: two for number two? Who's going to say peppermin Patty?

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00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:29,439
Speaker 1: But you should have said that, but you didn't. After

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Speaker 1: pat who are you going to say? I was gonna say,

843
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:37,359
Speaker 1: probably Nick, I was probably screwing your way. So I'm

844
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Speaker 1: sure my torture can't be that bad. What is it?

845
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Speaker 1: You have to watch every episode of Peanuts, every every

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Speaker 1: movie they ever did, all the great Charles Schults work

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Speaker 1: until you understand who these cast members are and why

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Speaker 1: they're so important to the rest of us. I was

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00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:54,560
Speaker 1: totally wrong about herresy. This is a much better game

850
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Speaker 1: than torture. Clearly hate sitting. I'm a huge Nulty fan, right, yeah, exactly,

851
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Speaker 1: All right, let's go. There's a lot more that you're

852
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Speaker 1: not aware of. There's the Great Pumpkin and things like that,

853
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:10,560
Speaker 1: but there's also it's a root canal, Charlie Brown, there's

854
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:14,960
Speaker 1: so many others. Let's go to that one. Now, Okay, Snoopy,

855
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:19,640
Speaker 1: if you could just sit in the chair right here, well,

856
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:21,640
Speaker 1: never mind what's going on in the other room. You're

857
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:23,839
Speaker 1: gonna be fine. Just have a little seat there. We're

858
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:27,200
Speaker 1: gonna put I put you under and then have a

859
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:29,120
Speaker 1: little look. See you know what, let's take a look.

860
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:31,240
Speaker 1: See first, open up wide for me, if you would please.

861
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:35,319
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, look at there. There's the problem right there.

862
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:38,560
Speaker 1: We need to extract that tooth all the way down,

863
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:44,600
Speaker 1: including the root. Yeah, would you like uh some what

864
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:47,640
Speaker 1: is it called a knoxa song side Knox and you

865
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:52,799
Speaker 1: know the ship that's the stuff what she said, Yeah,

866
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:55,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take that as a yes. All right, nurse

867
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Speaker 1: would you mind? Uh yeah, I'll go take care of

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00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:08,160
Speaker 1: right now. Sorry, that's nurse Ratchet. Uh he's new here. Um, well,

869
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:11,560
Speaker 1: can I just say, first of all, before you go under. Uh.

870
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:14,040
Speaker 1: And I'm sure you get this every hour, every day. Uh.

871
00:55:14,239 --> 00:55:17,480
Speaker 1: Just such a huge, huge fan. Uh. I think if

872
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:21,319
Speaker 1: I may you, Uh, fighting the red Baron is just

873
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:26,840
Speaker 1: one of the absolute joy moments for me. Yeah yeah, Um,

874
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:29,879
Speaker 1: but I'm a little concerned about Woodstock. Uh. You guys

875
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:34,680
Speaker 1: seem like great pals, right, I love Woodstock. I would whoa,

876
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:40,120
Speaker 1: what just happened? That was fantastic, Snoopy. I just didn't

877
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:44,040
Speaker 1: want to sit here silent anymore. Whoa. Hey, here's another

878
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:47,959
Speaker 1: question for you. You have this deadbeat brother who lives

879
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:56,400
Speaker 1: in Arizona. I think how's he doing? Um? Hey, I'm sorry,

880
00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:58,440
Speaker 1: it's me, Franklin. I've been in the waiting room for

881
00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:00,960
Speaker 1: over an hour. Everybody seems to have gotten about me.

882
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:08,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Franklin, nothing personal. Um, we'll just have to

883
00:56:08,239 --> 00:56:10,719
Speaker 1: figure out the snoopy root canal issue. And as soon

884
00:56:10,719 --> 00:56:12,560
Speaker 1: as we're done, I promise your next It's okay. It

885
00:56:12,719 --> 00:56:17,640
Speaker 1: used to be marginalized. But yeah, here's here's a challenge

886
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:21,759
Speaker 1: for you, Franklin, if you'd like join us in this

887
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:27,200
Speaker 1: room and assist me the dentist, with removing Snoopy's Uh

888
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:29,759
Speaker 1: to Okay, we'd like to do that. I'd love to

889
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:33,760
Speaker 1: do that, but I don't know my job. Well, nurs ratchet,

890
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:35,680
Speaker 1: I think we need to get that bullfrog out of

891
00:56:35,719 --> 00:56:40,080
Speaker 1: your throat first so that we can hold give us

892
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:45,879
Speaker 1: a big sneeze. Wow, that's a real that's a bull frog.

893
00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:53,840
Speaker 1: It's technically a jumping frog. Where there it is? I

894
00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:59,359
Speaker 1: was looking out for a while, A cool fun Oh

895
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:02,160
Speaker 1: here you go, kid, Thank you. Back to the call

896
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:07,399
Speaker 1: with my they having team brought on it. Then all

897
00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:13,759
Speaker 1: right Snoopy? Um again just a huge fan. And uh,

898
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,920
Speaker 1: do you want an autograph? I do. I'm gonna put

899
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:19,640
Speaker 1: this pen in between your the toes of your paw

900
00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:22,760
Speaker 1: is that what they're called? The toes on? What they're called.

901
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:25,320
Speaker 1: I want to put this pen in there. And here's

902
00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:27,880
Speaker 1: a photo of you trying to shoot down the red

903
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:34,240
Speaker 1: baron and this waiting that looks like Owen Wilson to me, Oh, well,

904
00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:38,240
Speaker 1: I got this from the poster of the animated movie

905
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:43,800
Speaker 1: about Snoopy that Owen Wilson stars. Is okay? That tracks? Okay?

906
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:46,480
Speaker 1: Sign it? Yeah? Uh? Just you could just signed it

907
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:49,760
Speaker 1: below the own Wilson signature. Got it would be great. No,

908
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:54,320
Speaker 1: one ever wants Franklin's signature. Good. I can't even say that.

909
00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:57,120
Speaker 1: That's not even my line. Franklin, You've really been pissing

910
00:57:57,160 --> 00:57:58,800
Speaker 1: me off for a long time, and I'm glad I

911
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:01,320
Speaker 1: finally have the opportunity to tell you you have a

912
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 1: lot to be grateful for. Man, name the first four

913
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:08,439
Speaker 1: things he should be grateful for, alright, listing Number one

914
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:13,040
Speaker 1: your health. Number two your abs. Look at your abs, man,

915
00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:16,120
Speaker 1: I'm ripped and no one knows it. Number three, you

916
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:19,320
Speaker 1: have a healthy appetite. That's true, I can put it down.

917
00:58:19,960 --> 00:58:24,520
Speaker 1: And number four, Uh, what a dancer? Yeah, I have

918
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:30,160
Speaker 1: three moves, unlike everybody else's two. He's cut you there. Yeah, no,

919
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:33,080
Speaker 1: we agree now right, you know what, I feel a

920
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:36,360
Speaker 1: lot better about everything. High five. Man. Well, I've had

921
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:39,240
Speaker 1: enough time, way more than I'm used to getting, so

922
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:44,760
Speaker 1: I'll go back after all right. Uh, you're the next

923
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:47,560
Speaker 1: one to come in and read for Franklin today for us. Okay,

924
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:49,360
Speaker 1: I'll give it a shot, all right, give it a

925
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:52,720
Speaker 1: shot to show you know. Uh, we're looking to lift

926
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:57,200
Speaker 1: it off the page today. Very little written for Franklin,

927
00:58:57,720 --> 00:59:00,560
Speaker 1: So please bring something new and fresh, all right, when

928
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:05,480
Speaker 1: you're ready to take your own cue. My name is

929
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:10,640
Speaker 1: Franklin and I'm doing it in a new fresh way.

930
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:14,840
Speaker 1: And that's our show for today. Thank you very episode

931
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:19,040
Speaker 1: of Alchemy. Let's get around and thank our alchemism, no

932
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Speaker 1: particular orders. Carla Kakowski, Thank you, Thank you. Where should

933
00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:27,760
Speaker 1: you folks look to find you performing or or social media?

934
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:31,520
Speaker 1: Westside Comedy Theater, Orange Tuxedo once a month, first Wednesday

935
00:59:31,520 --> 00:59:34,760
Speaker 1: of every month at Carla Kakowski al right on James

936
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Speaker 1: Heeny please check out the real James Heney dot com.

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00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:39,920
Speaker 1: And on the second fourth Wednesdays at nine pm at

938
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Speaker 1: the west Side Comedy Theater, It's bar Supply. If you're

939
00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:44,680
Speaker 1: in the Los angele and area on the second and

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Speaker 1: fourth Wednesday sure of every month, please go to uh

941
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Speaker 1: Westside Comedy dot com and check out their CALENDARU Marcus,

942
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Speaker 1: I'm Mark Gags on Twitter and UH and come see

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Speaker 1: me if you're in Los Angeles. It in shows. If

944
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Speaker 1: you're not, watch Blood and Treasure Tuesday's a tenantcy Yes,

945
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Speaker 1: second season. Yeah, we just got a second season. Yeah,

946
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Speaker 1: thanks so damn exciting. Yeah. And uh work Juice, Yeah,

947
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Speaker 1: it worked Uice in provo. Last ones day of the

948
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Speaker 1: month at Dynasty Typewriter Poform. Oh your mustaches gone, had

949
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Speaker 1: a great segue to Vanessa. My goodness, gracious, it seems

950
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:28,680
Speaker 1: like you missed one show. How did you do that?

951
01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:32,560
Speaker 1: I was so sad to miss it, but glad to

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Speaker 1: be back and check out Dynasty Typewriter. Exciting summer at

953
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:38,760
Speaker 1: the time of Yeah, we've got some really great things

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Speaker 1: coming up. Of course I can't think of any right now. Well,

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Speaker 1: that's why you go to Dynasty the website, Nas Typewriter

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Speaker 1: call yeah, please and call Stratton Universe collide and it

957
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Speaker 1: all worked out right. Yeah, it is first time coll

958
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:51,240
Speaker 1: and I are in the same mom. We kind of

959
01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:53,480
Speaker 1: want to thank you for coming in and guest hosting

960
01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:56,200
Speaker 1: for me. So I love doing it. Yeah, we did this, Okay,

961
01:00:56,200 --> 01:01:00,720
Speaker 1: there's no split in the timeline happened. Yeah, that's all

962
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:04,040
Speaker 1: good and working folks find you pretty, pretty pony. It's

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Speaker 1: the first Thursday of every month of tmp M at

964
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Speaker 1: the West Side Comedy Theater. Features a lot of people

965
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Speaker 1: that are regulars on this show. It's always fun with

966
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Speaker 1: the special guest monologist, which you've done a basketball yeah

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Speaker 1: and Stratton Cole and Cole Stratton on various social media

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Speaker 1: things super fantastic. All right, let's thank our engineer to

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Speaker 1: the stars, Mr Doug bam Man, our sound design expert

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Speaker 1: Raphael Brito, our producer Sophie Lickerman, and I Art Media.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so very very much. I'm Kevin Pollock, your host.

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Speaker 1: Until next time, a football for Pepper.