Speaker 1: Guess what decision we're about to make a Horrible Decisions?
Speaker 1: Did you just say these are horrors? I begged difference.
Speaker 1: There's only one I beg to differ. It is definitely wheezy.
Speaker 1: You were definitely the hord that you just talked about
Speaker 1: popping the playing be bitch at the top of twhen
Speaker 1: it's one of two, which one of you is the
Speaker 1: horror of the show the whole bro? Mandy's a horrior,
Speaker 1: You are the horhorn. If you had to guess who
Speaker 1: would be the bro. She's not gonna tell you. You're
Speaker 1: her boss. But it doesn't matter who tell who's the
Speaker 1: biggest horse? Who was the biggest swing? Bro? Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm nastier, but you the hope. Anyways, guys, welcome to
Speaker 1: another episode of Horrible Decisions. I am the Lord of
Speaker 1: the Horse. My name is Mandy b a k a
Speaker 1: k A Peg, the Stallion and baby I gotta beg
Speaker 1: story for you for the twenties one two and go
Speaker 1: ahead and introduced herself sad because I'm easy and I
Speaker 1: just had a regular sex story. Wasn't even like, I mean,
Speaker 1: plan B is with the where you got a new one? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But where you had to give the guy his friends
Speaker 1: bring up old ship bro. That was two weeks ago.
Speaker 1: I mean, im, y'all listen to this. If I don't
Speaker 1: have my period, I'm gonna be so mad. We're gonna
Speaker 1: have the first week off. But are we gonna name it? You? Now?
Speaker 1: You know she's sucking that thing right out. She ain't
Speaker 1: gonna keep that baby. She don't even like the nigga
Speaker 1: for real, for real. Let me tell you something that's
Speaker 1: not the real. How you like him? But would you
Speaker 1: co create? Like coke? Coke? Co create? Areate and I
Speaker 1: wouldn't co create? Create, co create, pro create, God create.
Speaker 1: The reason why you won't have a baby with this
Speaker 1: motherfucker is already has four However, he's a baby baker.
Speaker 1: How many baby mamas? That's the true testament. It isn't three,
Speaker 1: it's four. He got four baby mamas, four kids. Wow,
Speaker 1: you know what? They're none of my black business at all.
Speaker 1: I look at the pictures I talked about cute there,
Speaker 1: because that is what I believe. They and the gods
Speaker 1: children their heads. They're God. But I will tell you this,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be so mad if I had to get
Speaker 1: an abortion, because I really need to get this light
Speaker 1: of okay, And that's just it's so crazy because like
Speaker 1: now they're like we're like getting up in age, like
Speaker 1: all my friends like are already declaring that they're too
Speaker 1: old for abortions, Like that's not true. Well no, no,
Speaker 1: no, no no, no no. I'm saying we could get abortions forever,
Speaker 1: but they just believe they should. I don't want to
Speaker 1: get abortions now because I don't reach the age where
Speaker 1: I'm too goddamn growing to be getting abortion. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna need to get an abortion because I'm not pregnant.
Speaker 1: That's just the fact I'll look at you manifesting I'm
Speaker 1: manifested a lot into my life. Manifest is a baby
Speaker 1: in that beach. If we don't get the light story,
Speaker 1: you know, dude, Seriously, though, I have not had a
Speaker 1: plane being here, Like I'm not even dragging it. I've
Speaker 1: never taken a Plan B with I think, oh Bay
Speaker 1: maybe maybe once and three and a half years. Like,
Speaker 1: I don't be sucking up like this. This is why
Speaker 1: they just don't give a fuck. It's a problem. But
Speaker 1: speaking of not giving a funk, he did come to
Speaker 1: New York for a day. Um, I don't know what
Speaker 1: kind of drug deal you have to do for a day. Anyway,
Speaker 1: he came for a day and we had a great time.
Speaker 1: You stayed a really nice hotel, which I enjoyed. And
Speaker 1: then let me just tell you, I know ghetto. Even
Speaker 1: though you hate this word, Jesus, I do hate the work.
Speaker 1: Get him. Here's why I felt spoiled. We get to
Speaker 1: the hotel after like, you know, having a nice night together,
Speaker 1: and um he was like. I was like, damn, I'm hungry.
Speaker 1: He was like, we get back. You can order whatever.
Speaker 1: You won't pay me. I was like, for really, like
Speaker 1: everything you won't But I opened the video. I was like,
Speaker 1: damn this ship like forty dollars. Was like I don't
Speaker 1: give a fun get too. I was like did you
Speaker 1: do that? And Lucy and by yourself girls all don't way.
Speaker 1: We talked about that one the real ship. We start
Speaker 1: sucking before the room service comes and then you're like hello,
Speaker 1: and it was the same rage. So they were fucking,
Speaker 1: you know, super like you know they got there. They're
Speaker 1: like the white it was bad, the white glove service.
Speaker 1: That's what I meant to say. So he opened the
Speaker 1: door with barely a rob on and the ladies like,
Speaker 1: let me know if you need anything else. You guys good.
Speaker 1: It's five in the fucking morning, Mandy, and would you
Speaker 1: like anything else? I'm sitting there with my pussy out,
Speaker 1: like no, we're good. So then we get back to fucking.
Speaker 1: She willed the food inside shell. She definitely saw it.
Speaker 1: She saw your plus yeah, you didn't come your pussy, bro.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that she's gonna wheel it all the
Speaker 1: way in. They always will. There was a small foy.
Speaker 1: I thought that he would tell her to stop. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, what bro? But so noch hoh ship you
Speaker 1: she saw yo, plussy. Now all I'm getting fun to
Speaker 1: be clear, When I was on the bed, it's not
Speaker 1: I can't even see the door. There's like a turn.
Speaker 1: So I thought he'd be like, just put it right there.
Speaker 1: He did not, So then I'm like, because I'll be
Speaker 1: like me, you know what I'm saying. I feel like
Speaker 1: I would get the dick when I get back to
Speaker 1: the l A anyway, So I'm like, should we eat?
Speaker 1: He went to me like, bitch, should we? So we
Speaker 1: start sucking right, and I was like, I really meant
Speaker 1: I wanted to do missionary because I'd be riding dick
Speaker 1: a lot with him, and it's like getting annoying for me.
Speaker 1: It's like my legs, dude, I get tired. So anyway,
Speaker 1: last what happened is everyone's gonna keep bringing this up.
Speaker 1: That was weeks ago that he shot up the We
Speaker 1: are tired. This is planning. I mean no, this is
Speaker 1: technically planned. C anyway, so damn not playing cit because
Speaker 1: it was after the plan B. So anyway, then we
Speaker 1: fucking oh no, no, I wanted to do missionary, right,
Speaker 1: so I said instead of because I'll on top, I
Speaker 1: was like, well, I want to watch you fuck me.
Speaker 1: That's what I said, Right, I'm good what this nick
Speaker 1: it does. Because I thought that meant he would get
Speaker 1: on top of me so I could look at him. No,
Speaker 1: he throws all the fucking ship he brought for the
Speaker 1: day off the couch, puts the mirror in front of me.
Speaker 1: This it's his heads down so I can get on
Speaker 1: his dick. I want to watch you fuck me. I
Speaker 1: am exhausted. I've had a plan b niggas, No, you'd
Speaker 1: be crapping after that ship. I'm tired. Anyway. This is
Speaker 1: the one thing I will say about the mirror sex
Speaker 1: I really, really, really felt so conceited because I Loki
Speaker 1: got off to thinking I was better looking than him
Speaker 1: sucking me, Like, I feel like I take it really
Speaker 1: well and I don't like taking it. I really did.
Speaker 1: I was looking let you go, bitch, you go. I'm
Speaker 1: proud of you, that's what while you were sucking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like he probably thought I was looking at him, but
Speaker 1: I wasn't. I was in a mirror life by money
Speaker 1: was spit. It's giving, ain't no baby in it, but
Speaker 1: it was funny. Really keep manifesting that, and I'm really
Speaker 1: hoping that I manifesting ain't no baby and the mother.
Speaker 1: I mean, but you took the plan. But here's the
Speaker 1: only it should because like all night right, like I
Speaker 1: don't know. He told me that he had some kind
Speaker 1: of uh some like whatever like poppers, not a gas
Speaker 1: station phill, but it was like some kind of drink, right,
Speaker 1: and he was like the pain horse power is that
Speaker 1: the one camera guys came ship That's the only one
Speaker 1: that I know that you drink. You drink? That was it.
Speaker 1: It came in a little plastic like shot cup. What
Speaker 1: what does it? What does the pink corse? That was it?
Speaker 1: But it was a drenk. I'm gonna tell you what
Speaker 1: I think it was, because he was hanging with rappers
Speaker 1: that day and he was like, I got this with
Speaker 1: my niggas and I was like, maybe, okay, maybe, So
Speaker 1: what does that mean for us? And he was like,
Speaker 1: what it means for your pussies? We ain't gonna stop.
Speaker 1: Then Nicka gave me night. Didn't look like this, Oh see, No,
Speaker 1: that you would have known. Oh was it just black?
Speaker 1: Was it black? I just it was like a clear
Speaker 1: cup with a top on it. Yeah. So so there's
Speaker 1: this thing that niggas get from the juice bar. That
Speaker 1: was it? Yes, the ship for the juice bar, the
Speaker 1: black the juice. Okay, so there's a juice. So I
Speaker 1: don't know what the drink is called. But in New
Speaker 1: York when I used to seven, he's like, drink it.
Speaker 1: But it's like this healthy, rudy fucking drink spirit but
Speaker 1: it like no, like gets you drunk though kind of,
Speaker 1: but it's healthy and it like makes niggas dicks rock hard,
Speaker 1: and like Nigga's be drinking that ship like well, I
Speaker 1: barely got to sleep. I was fucking exhausted. I had
Speaker 1: to of course, it could be healthy out here in
Speaker 1: New York. I was tired, so then I thought we
Speaker 1: were gonna get to go to sleep, and then he
Speaker 1: was like, you do want to go to sleep, baby? Yes,
Speaker 1: I do, nig because I had Now I'm sheets over me.
Speaker 1: I literally put his boxers on to keep my pussy safe.
Speaker 1: Then suddenly I wake up boom, feel a little bit dick,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh God, please please, I'm coming quick, please,
Speaker 1: And the only thing that is good about that ship
Speaker 1: he came so much like but really quickly, like if
Speaker 1: I sucked his dick. It was like super quick and
Speaker 1: he even noticed it, and I guess it was the
Speaker 1: juice ship. So that kind of helped because I was
Speaker 1: able to, like, you know, when you have to get
Speaker 1: up to Pete, that was like my job for the night.
Speaker 1: I'd have to suck some dick until he came. And
Speaker 1: then I was like, well, I get to go back
Speaker 1: to sleep for another ninety minutes. But it was what
Speaker 1: you sleep between routes. I was tired, Manny, but he
Speaker 1: couldn't keeping stop sucking. So did you feel it that
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold you? I am fucking no, bro, No,
Speaker 1: what's crazy? Is I? Just had sex, and I've been
Speaker 1: like using a lot of like toys during sex. And
Speaker 1: I was like, can we just have a great giler sex?
Speaker 1: He was like, oh, you want to bring the vanilla
Speaker 1: ice cream? Like make it funs like make it seems
Speaker 1: like I'm being hell of vanilla because I don't want
Speaker 1: to use toys. But I'm like, bro, we use Kings dildo,
Speaker 1: we use another dial dough and always used because it's huge.
Speaker 1: Just sound like I feel like Kings there be getting used.
Speaker 1: I don't like I didn't use king to fuck some bitches.
Speaker 1: I'll put a condom on it, of course, but but
Speaker 1: you go wrong, nice, you're done, you finish here anyway. Anyways,
Speaker 1: I say that to say, first off, I don't be
Speaker 1: going to sleep, and I was like, well, like I
Speaker 1: want dick so much, that's why the toys are being implemented.
Speaker 1: Because He's like, sometimes I feel like we might need
Speaker 1: to add a body to these toys because you want
Speaker 1: so much. That's gonna be I'd be tired, and I'd
Speaker 1: be like, I mean, I do want some more dick,
Speaker 1: but right now I'm also cool with like just the
Speaker 1: toys to see I come a lot during sex, like
Speaker 1: I come easy quick and eyes be water, and I'll
Speaker 1: be taking all this. That's why I can take. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to take all these herbs to come up with
Speaker 1: my own little product. So bitch, i'd be like, and bitch,
Speaker 1: we beyond shrooms. I have the Galaxy lights going, I'd
Speaker 1: be fucking fucking I'll just be fucking. Oh, the Galaxy
Speaker 1: lights do it all we've been having. Hey, I need
Speaker 1: you next time you'll say Regions at the four Seasons
Speaker 1: whatever motherfucker hotel. You need to just start carrying Galaxy
Speaker 1: lights with you, ladies, if you're listening, fellas, plugging that
Speaker 1: god damned Galaxy light. Bro, it makes sex so much better.
Speaker 1: Like brow God, I looked up at the ceiling and saw,
Speaker 1: like the Simpsons one time, the Galaxy lights are the
Speaker 1: guy I don't want to see the Simpsons. Know, well,
Speaker 1: maybe that was the shrooms, but it like makes you
Speaker 1: come harder. So the Galaxy light, I mean I've had
Speaker 1: sex on shrooms, yeah, but I'm talking about sex with
Speaker 1: Galaxy lights. So the Galaxy lights, I mean, keep the shroom,
Speaker 1: sou do you want to go out of space? Typing
Speaker 1: Amazon dot com literally Galaxy on just Galaxy Lights. That's
Speaker 1: it just Galaxy Lights, No, because I don't even know
Speaker 1: the brand. And I have actually three different guys, just
Speaker 1: like the rod Bit you go to Ali Baba, Rose,
Speaker 1: I have the al I got the Almazon Galaxy Lights.
Speaker 1: You got to Ali Baba. And you know why my ship.
Speaker 1: You know why I know my Galaxy likes aint Ali
Speaker 1: Baba because they came the next day. You waited Alibaba
Speaker 1: thirteen days for your roles, didn't you that? My mama's
Speaker 1: curiously if you know what it has expected day January
Speaker 1: to February nine. God damn, that's that's that ship coming
Speaker 1: from China. All right, mad oh speaking to China nig
Speaker 1: I'm back on watching Naughty Defiance if anybody would like
Speaker 1: to do a fucking Patreon cinema with me. They got
Speaker 1: this Chinese nigga sucking this big white girl. She's like
Speaker 1: maybe three fifty, right, and he's like always like talking
Speaker 1: about how he worships her body. But then his friends
Speaker 1: is like, what you're gonna when you get there with
Speaker 1: their big beach And then you know Chinese people, they
Speaker 1: like super healthy with the herbs and ship like he
Speaker 1: was going to a nutritionist. They were like no, no
Speaker 1: go back with all this ship and he sho'd be
Speaker 1: dressing up in like the anime stuff. Bro it's weird.
Speaker 1: Then they got a little person from Russia who's look
Speaker 1: at you being so pecuh, dowarf is allowed, dwarf is allowed.
Speaker 1: It just feels what I mean, m yeah, fidget a word.
Speaker 1: But okay, let's call him a dwarf, which to me
Speaker 1: is no different than calling him motherfucker a smurf. That's like,
Speaker 1: why are you calling someone a brow? That? What dowarfs
Speaker 1: sound like? It's from sucking the Disney channel? That to
Speaker 1: me sounds more like a disc than the idget word. Like, no, okay,
Speaker 1: y'all both, I'm serious. Does dwarf don't make you think
Speaker 1: of fucking sleeping beauty and shitty? Edit this out? Why
Speaker 1: this is my thought process? Understandably because dorf are not
Speaker 1: that shared with the other two voice. Honestly, I knew
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have brought it up. Why did you bring
Speaker 1: it up? Because they go, you know, that's a sensitive
Speaker 1: topic here because technically I'm only two inches away. I
Speaker 1: got about it. Do you want to have a little
Speaker 1: person on the shell though? Yeah, but we almost did,
Speaker 1: and it was late, and I'm gonna tell you right now,
Speaker 1: and you can be a little person in a bitch.
Speaker 1: At the same time, she was a big She would
Speaker 1: get her makeup done like nigga, this is our show.
Speaker 1: We adn't even got our makeup done. Were you wet?
Speaker 1: I'm just mad. The manager called, like, um, so she's
Speaker 1: still at the hotel. Oh, we was like, well, canceled,
Speaker 1: we won't be recording with her today. I was so
Speaker 1: fucking man, wait, wait, so what happened? Then? Fiance with
Speaker 1: the dwarf. Oh, he gets his mother's sucking, asked to
Speaker 1: Istumbul to meet her because she's from Russia. So they
Speaker 1: meet up in Istumbul. It's Sumbul's Turkey. Yeah, but they
Speaker 1: just decided to meet up there. You know, I was
Speaker 1: gonna let y'all know I knew some geography. Man. Many
Speaker 1: sounded like me like I just got back from Paris,
Speaker 1: so anyway, and ecuse saying what? So he just said
Speaker 1: tem basically saying he didn't realize you're gonna be that small,
Speaker 1: but you know I was three feet like you've got
Speaker 1: some goddamn nerve to bring your ass over here, and saying, well,
Speaker 1: I know he's gonna be that little. I mean not
Speaker 1: gonna hold you. I can't really tell you what three
Speaker 1: ft look like like if you just tell me you
Speaker 1: a little personal because she's in a wheelchair, that's how
Speaker 1: small she is. Wait forever, I mean it. I think
Speaker 1: the weight, like sometimes some little people like the weight
Speaker 1: of their body. It's like a lot for their legs
Speaker 1: to support. I ain't gonna hold you. I was watching
Speaker 1: some show and I don't oh bitch the Circle and
Speaker 1: they had a little person. Oh yeah, but her pictures
Speaker 1: she looked like a regular sized person, so maybe that's
Speaker 1: what happened. No, no, no, no, no, no, it wasn't
Speaker 1: like and by the way, this girl does too, like
Speaker 1: you can't the Indian girl from the Circle? You know
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. Yes, but also and this girl
Speaker 1: is super hot. Before then, I did not even front
Speaker 1: and she's really pretty. She would you have titties? Would
Speaker 1: I was thinking about it when I was watching show.
Speaker 1: I was like, what do I have sex with a
Speaker 1: little person? Is there pussy like a little too or
Speaker 1: is it like think have a little person on the show.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna ask the little person if they pussy
Speaker 1: the same size as mine. I would probably, yeah, we
Speaker 1: can do that. Were we gonna haven't want to ask
Speaker 1: about their weather. We have someone coming on tomorrow who
Speaker 1: lost their arm. Mandy, Oh, a lesbian who's got like
Speaker 1: a bionic arm. With the bionic arm, that's what I
Speaker 1: want to hold you. I love him. Robot, the robot.
Speaker 1: I don't know she's whatever, but I wrote her back
Speaker 1: and I was like, hey, just to let you know,
Speaker 1: I do want to talk about the arm. She was like,
Speaker 1: oh got you Like, yeah, oh okay, I didn't do
Speaker 1: anything because that's the right, Like what did you talk?
Speaker 1: He said that there and then that we should But
Speaker 1: she's like, I think she is like a sex educated too.
Speaker 1: Like she's like, she was like excited. That's so let's
Speaker 1: get into I didn't want to add no, you said,
Speaker 1: you don't think I like this nig You don't. But
Speaker 1: there's a thing that's letting me think that I am.
Speaker 1: And I wonder if anybody else goes through this, Maybe
Speaker 1: not Mandy because she doesn't have feelings out. I have
Speaker 1: been at this moment a plenty of times with niggas.
Speaker 1: But what's happening to me is I find myself wanting
Speaker 1: to know what he ate for the day, how he slept,
Speaker 1: what he's doing. And this is the worst part to
Speaker 1: get to when you're getting good sex. I hate this
Speaker 1: phase of good Dick. I want this to go away.
Speaker 1: I had to literally throw my phone the other day.
Speaker 1: If he hard eyes a story from me, I'm like
Speaker 1: all over the ship. And now I don't know what
Speaker 1: to do, and I feel like I have to fund
Speaker 1: someone else just so that I won't be attached to
Speaker 1: this dick, because the other day I was like, how
Speaker 1: are the kids? I don't care, I mean, how are
Speaker 1: the kids? But now I'm asking because suddenly I need
Speaker 1: to know the dick is that now I care about them?
Speaker 1: For goddamn kids. Damn, do you know how bad this
Speaker 1: isn't being really bad? It could be worse. No, I can't.
Speaker 1: I mean it could be. I had a crush on
Speaker 1: the nigga with nine kids at one time. That was crazy.
Speaker 1: I saw much the nigga that I sucked me his
Speaker 1: baby mama, he had nine kids. Damn, you know that
Speaker 1: dick was good If you're fucking get nine kids and
Speaker 1: then be like, sure, if I one of your baby
Speaker 1: mamas into the bed with us, and I how many
Speaker 1: baby longs? He got seven, so uh, it's nine kids.
Speaker 1: One of the baby Mama's got four. I think it's
Speaker 1: like I think he got five baby Mama's nine kids.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you tell you a text message I got.
Speaker 1: This is a good dick text message. My long girl
Speaker 1: sent me this text message at three am. I can
Speaker 1: never not have this dick. Weezy, this nigga fox me.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. So square was so nasty. He had
Speaker 1: to run to get water. And after we had sex,
Speaker 1: he said he's smelled like pussy and laughed in a
Speaker 1: way they made me want to give him more. I
Speaker 1: can't believe I let him come to me. Put me back, Wheezy, Seriously,
Speaker 1: I need you to just slap me. I'm strong, It's
Speaker 1: so bad. Please help me. Do you know how good
Speaker 1: you gotta get to send that text message to your
Speaker 1: on girls? Why are you in bed with a nigga?
Speaker 1: That's the type of dick I'm scared of. I would
Speaker 1: be too, and the one I wanted at the same time. Anyways,
Speaker 1: let's instead of vanilla ship for this week, UM this one.
Speaker 1: I want to know what you would do, especially since
Speaker 1: we were talking about abortiontions. Um a woman. If you
Speaker 1: guys don't remember. I just got back from Paris. Web
Speaker 1: but a woman gives up her baby and sues her
Speaker 1: donor for two point eight million dollars after alleging that
Speaker 1: he lied about his ethnicity, his educational background, and relationship status.
Speaker 1: Let's get into it, guys. So Newsweek reports to the
Speaker 1: thirty year old woman from Tokyo made a shocking decision
Speaker 1: about her child due to allegations she made about her
Speaker 1: sperm donor. In a lawsuit that is the first for Japan,
Speaker 1: the woman is suing her sperm donor for two point
Speaker 1: eight million dollars because she says that he lied to
Speaker 1: her about his marital status, ethnicity, and educational background, which
Speaker 1: calls her to give the baby up upon allegedly discovering
Speaker 1: the information. Apparently, the unidentified woman and her husband wanted
Speaker 1: a second child and opted to use the sperm donor
Speaker 1: after discovering that the husband had an hereditary condition. The
Speaker 1: woman then found a donor in his twenties through social
Speaker 1: media who boasted about graduating from one of the top
Speaker 1: universities in Japan, claiming he was Japanese and that he
Speaker 1: was single. But like, what if you gave the baby?
Speaker 1: Because the buck and daddy just had a dep g D.
Speaker 1: Like that's kind of wild, I mean, but to me
Speaker 1: so no, when even when I was looking when a
Speaker 1: bitch was broke, I was trying to sell these eggs. Honey,
Speaker 1: you had to be a certain height, a certain weight,
Speaker 1: and you also, like they asked if you smoked, if
Speaker 1: you drink liquor, and they very much care about your
Speaker 1: educational like because it has something to do with maybe
Speaker 1: genetic dude. One of the things that I had to
Speaker 1: study for my job, um, was an audible podcast called
Speaker 1: Donor sevente or some ship with a guy that had
Speaker 1: fifty one children, and he lied about the educational background
Speaker 1: and things that he's been through whatever, and like all
Speaker 1: these kids started to connect the dots that some of
Speaker 1: them all had schizophrenia, like bros crazy, I believe. But
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. The only thing I do think, Um,
Speaker 1: educational background. I don't really know. Marital status, I don't know,
Speaker 1: but let's say I was a lesbian, okay, and my
Speaker 1: partner and I'm just thinking of the L word here.
Speaker 1: Um on the L Word first season, white woman and
Speaker 1: a black woman having a baby. Um, the white woman
Speaker 1: was going to carry the baby. Her wife wanted a
Speaker 1: black sperm donor. Now, if I thought we were gonna
Speaker 1: have a baby that could look like us, and we
Speaker 1: got this white baby that came out because you lied
Speaker 1: about your ethnicity, I'm gonna be mad. Well, but it's
Speaker 1: the well. I'm not gonna say what. I'm just not
Speaker 1: gonna do. I'm not gonna say it. I didn't say it,
Speaker 1: you said it. I don't like I didn't say it
Speaker 1: because if I know, because no black and white to
Speaker 1: me is different. But for example, if I'm Dominican and
Speaker 1: then you give me a Colombian baby, I'll be like,
Speaker 1: we're gonna look there, No Dominicans are darker. I guess
Speaker 1: the darker, right you stock Look, That's why I just
Speaker 1: let you get done this. When I went to I
Speaker 1: was like, these Colombia niggas got dread. Take it back.
Speaker 1: I went to and I went to Paris Um. The
Speaker 1: woman and the unnamed donor did reportedly have sexual intercourse
Speaker 1: ten times so that she couldn't conceive, so they weren't
Speaker 1: sucking so bit What did he look like? Japanese? Apparently not?
Speaker 1: She said that's what she found out. The donors true
Speaker 1: ethnicity was actually Chinese. He was married and did not
Speaker 1: graduate from Kyoto University. Is God damn it, how y'all
Speaker 1: know you've never been Kyoto? Kyoto, Kyoto? Actually Kyoto is
Speaker 1: where like I saw all the damn hands Okay Kyoto. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: by the time she found this out, it was too
Speaker 1: late for her to get an abortion abortion. But after
Speaker 1: she gave birth, she decided to give the baby up
Speaker 1: um where it now remains in Tokyo childcare facility. Damn
Speaker 1: is that not crazy? She said, Baby, I ain't gonna
Speaker 1: hand no Chinese baby with no not education if I
Speaker 1: can hold a baby for nine months and then give
Speaker 1: it up. But I guess the whole right, But you
Speaker 1: only baby before you had to stop. If I'm pregnant,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go on this podcast until you're gonna
Speaker 1: share your abortion story. You gotta. I want to know
Speaker 1: what if abortions are different than when we were teenagers.
Speaker 1: You gotta let me know the upgrading technology. That's a fit. No, seriously,
Speaker 1: abortion has got to be different now than when I
Speaker 1: was sixteen. Bro. No, no, yes, okay, I'm gonna till
Speaker 1: y'all're talking about it today, right, because this is how
Speaker 1: nerve wracked. I was about the fucking plan B again.
Speaker 1: I haven't taken it in so long. I was talking
Speaker 1: about my whole girl shouting. I'm like, bitch, I better
Speaker 1: not have to have an abortion bit. And then he's laughing.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh straight, Texas so weird. And we were
Speaker 1: in a group chat all about this and he was
Speaker 1: so I was like, Yo, maybe I'll just take the
Speaker 1: pill thing. Okay, here's my problem with the peel. It's
Speaker 1: like you're having an abortion into the toilet. It's a miscarriage.
Speaker 1: But if I catch it early, maybe it'll just be
Speaker 1: like a heavy Are you literally gonna catch it? If
Speaker 1: you go just take the pip? I feel like God
Speaker 1: is gonna strike me down. I could be like they're
Speaker 1: talking about she's been trying to be funny, like we're
Speaker 1: gonna make pep dog. I'm scared about what. You know,
Speaker 1: what's funny? You should have been scared when you I
Speaker 1: didn't even tell Rihanda. Rianda and I hung out for
Speaker 1: three hours yesterday. We got our nails and a ship like,
Speaker 1: this's just like what she been up to. I was like,
Speaker 1: I can't tell this music. I was like nothing, I
Speaker 1: say nothing we talked about we talked about the dog,
Speaker 1: we talked about trap well, I said nothing. I could
Speaker 1: not for a moment look this bitch in the face.
Speaker 1: Brianna's pro choice, like she's not like you know that
Speaker 1: that bible of a thumper whatever. But I just I'm
Speaker 1: so ashamed. I'm too old for this ship you are.
Speaker 1: I think it's the whole. It's what's getting your thirties ladies.
Speaker 1: Abortion has gotta be last resort. First resort should be condoms.
Speaker 1: But you know, I get it you didn't have one.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just I should I should have
Speaker 1: been prepared. You should you should have like I cared
Speaker 1: about it, though, what's the caring him in my purse?
Speaker 1: Which I'll be so prepared. I also bring loo. It
Speaker 1: was at my house. The only thing I don't come
Speaker 1: prepare with is like if it's like a kinky, kicky,
Speaker 1: motherfucking night. But I ain't gonna hold you baby. Were
Speaker 1: pulled them up to the sex shot. If I'm not
Speaker 1: fully prepared, that's what That's what. That's what just happened.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you all about your thing. There's no about
Speaker 1: Davis in l a bro h Hollywood husper by the way,
Speaker 1: because that's where I went late and I Hollywood Hustler
Speaker 1: is open. It's on Holly Hollywood some one of them things. No,
Speaker 1: I have a Hustler store about you. But at that
Speaker 1: point is Hustler be open, So you're not gonna see
Speaker 1: here make them excuses. When I decided to go to
Speaker 1: l A and I was gonna be a prepared asshole,
Speaker 1: I got the lou scrap. I didn't even I didn't
Speaker 1: know where this was going. I thought I was just
Speaker 1: gonna suck this herd ass nick again. But then I
Speaker 1: wasn't sure because we're going out there you and I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna get him because we're not gonna again.
Speaker 1: There's no way, but we did. Here. You are in
Speaker 1: front of the mirror, right got trying to be funny.
Speaker 1: He's like you thought them four Baby Mama was funny
Speaker 1: except for Mambo number five rap rap Bro not you
Speaker 1: being Summer Walker. Oh that's his fifth baby. She's the
Speaker 1: fourth baby Mama. She made a whole song about being
Speaker 1: the fourth baby Mama. Okay, well, I ain't gonna be
Speaker 1: no Summer Walker baby Mama, Beach. I'm gonna it's gonna
Speaker 1: be the different because you know you're gonna give the
Speaker 1: baby food. That's what's gonna make you different. She's nuts
Speaker 1: and I actually like her, literally like she washing her
Speaker 1: baby nuts. That was it's nuts and honey and ship like.
Speaker 1: And remember I mean, and don't get me wrong, I
Speaker 1: don't want to judge how people take care of their kids.
Speaker 1: But when I was reading some of the comments about
Speaker 1: like sugar intake and how you can fuck babies up,
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, girl, you put there's internet all
Speaker 1: of it. Um be a how we tap on your
Speaker 1: group chain when I say problematic things, I stayed in
Speaker 1: the group chat or you say it on this pot
Speaker 1: because you said all lot of problem about it, sheep, baby,
Speaker 1: And I just let you. I just let you so,
Speaker 1: I just let you talk. I love it. I let
Speaker 1: you get it off because baby maybe coming to me
Speaker 1: like I'll be saying something. That's why I just said,
Speaker 1: I don't know like where my life or these jobs
Speaker 1: will take me. But I tell you right now, if
Speaker 1: I get called out, I'm gonna be like, first of all,
Speaker 1: it's freedom of speech. I'm getting full Republican on these niggas.
Speaker 1: Don't you just tell me? On a talk podcast the
Speaker 1: podcast be crazy, like I could be saying wild Ship.
Speaker 1: If Andrew Schultz hasn't been canceled, then I'll be okay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: to be fair though a white man. No, no no, no.
Speaker 1: We had a conversation about this yesterday. He literally said
Speaker 1: to me, I can't get canceled because that's my brand.
Speaker 1: He's like, but you could because you could because you're
Speaker 1: a feminist. Everything everything gets jokes in world. Well, you
Speaker 1: know what I decided. And I told Wolf this before
Speaker 1: because I was telling my mom. My. Mom said, you know,
Speaker 1: I really love everything you're doing, but I just can't
Speaker 1: listen because you you do a lot, and I just
Speaker 1: can't listen. I don't want to hear the things that
Speaker 1: you do. I can't believe you, I said, Mom. I said,
Speaker 1: we're come medians, and so that's all you gotta say,
Speaker 1: fall on the on the sword that we comedians, because
Speaker 1: that's all comedians do. Would say, bitch, I'm a comedian,
Speaker 1: so I can say what I want to say. It's joke.
Speaker 1: It's that time. I don't really mean this, it's just
Speaker 1: last it's just it's jokes. It's sad shire. It's my
Speaker 1: job is sad time. It is so the Horde derv
Speaker 1: for this week. Actually, I want to implore all of
Speaker 1: you bitches with sex toys to charge them, because that's literally,
Speaker 1: that's literally for the week because guess what, Because guess what.
Speaker 1: When I get into this story about how I gang
Speaker 1: bang pegged the nigga my home girl, none of her
Speaker 1: toys were charged and we just started. None of them,
Speaker 1: not one, and she had about twenty. Not one was charged,
Speaker 1: not one on your home girl had a whole lot
Speaker 1: of toys, which all my friends be like horse, I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't call them that they are liberated women. I've
Speaker 1: only used one sex toy in the in the room,
Speaker 1: in the bedroom in my life, and that's the Rose.
Speaker 1: Now with the Rose, it has like the stupid as
Speaker 1: fucking magnetic chargers ship so so does hold On. It's
Speaker 1: like the Apple watched. It's also it's the Alibaba version had.
Speaker 1: It's also like the Womanizer charger, which is why my
Speaker 1: womanizer has not been charged. Why you can't do usc,
Speaker 1: said the league. Please give me an Android charger for
Speaker 1: my motherfucker uses the same charger as my vibrator. And
Speaker 1: this is just so why can't be something first? It's
Speaker 1: just so convenient. Oh yeah, I don't use vibrators often,
Speaker 1: but when I do, got a charger. Well let's get
Speaker 1: into the team. Let's stop making the three prongs. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you all how this motherfucker's story went down. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I'm out of town. This is when I still
Speaker 1: am maybe single or whatever. So I was like that,
Speaker 1: I'm going to l a the nigga. If you said
Speaker 1: this is when I was single. Uh huh, I am
Speaker 1: still But when I was single, single single like a
Speaker 1: dollar bill, like a like a motherfucking dollar bill. Yeah,
Speaker 1: normally they come down. How don't you plan this with
Speaker 1: the guy before? So mind you. I thought I was blocked,
Speaker 1: but out of nowhere, we just started talking again on Snapchat.
Speaker 1: Why would you blocked you? Because we're blocking each other
Speaker 1: whenever we get into an argument, it's just like, well, nigga,
Speaker 1: I don't need you in my life. So I still
Speaker 1: have him blocked. But I guess he unblocked me. But no,
Speaker 1: didn't notice I blocked him. Just because you're telling this
Speaker 1: person is blocked. I thought I knew who it was. No,
Speaker 1: it's the person. So I ended up pegging the nigga
Speaker 1: that if you guys go back to the wildest sex
Speaker 1: story of my life when I went to the sex
Speaker 1: club and pegged Nigga that night. It's that guy the
Speaker 1: Big Shower eight people. Yes. Yes, So I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I have already packed him. My partner that I was
Speaker 1: with for the last year and a half did not
Speaker 1: let me peg. It's not like I pegged in the
Speaker 1: sex club. So I had an itch that needed to
Speaker 1: be scraped. So we was motherfucking on Snapchat or whatever,
Speaker 1: and I was like, well, I'm coming out of l
Speaker 1: A for my live show, you know, a bitch on
Speaker 1: tour or whatever. I was really making it seem like
Speaker 1: I'm doing that ship. So anyway though, so we was
Speaker 1: talking on Snapchat, so we were already like setting it up.
Speaker 1: We were setting it up. Why do you keep saying, Snapchat?
Speaker 1: Is that the basketball player thing? Like what he is
Speaker 1: an athlete thing? To sue snap, I mean, is it's
Speaker 1: not an athlete thing? Actually, And I'm telling you guys
Speaker 1: all the T signal is that girl now. But that's
Speaker 1: also where the drug dealers are. See where the drug dealers,
Speaker 1: rappers and athletes lives. Okay, I'm not saying I talked
Speaker 1: to Lamb on there, but I heard it sound. I
Speaker 1: was like, what is that? It's signal? So signal is
Speaker 1: really that girl? Because actually it also changes your number
Speaker 1: encryption and there's nothing that's saved. So after like a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks or months, your whole infrastructure gets changed
Speaker 1: and they can't save anything anyway, though, So we were
Speaker 1: talking on snapchat. So I go to l A and
Speaker 1: I was out there for like a week, you know,
Speaker 1: because I was recording. Uh see, the thing is out there,
Speaker 1: and so we were texting it. He knew I was there,
Speaker 1: and then I just had this brilliant idea. I said,
Speaker 1: you want to get gang bang? Like, can me and
Speaker 1: my friends peg you? So bitch, I just started hitting
Speaker 1: up all my friends in l A, like you want
Speaker 1: a pegg and niggle with me? You want a pegg
Speaker 1: and niggle with me? He's ready, he wants to take
Speaker 1: to peg. You said, what you want a peg a
Speaker 1: nigga with me? Huh? Anyway? Do what? What? What? But
Speaker 1: this is me? This is me. There's no surprise when
Speaker 1: it's coming from me. So that was like, really he
Speaker 1: wants that? What he looked like? So I send a
Speaker 1: little picture and I had to tell him I screenshot
Speaker 1: in the picture that he said on snapchat because he
Speaker 1: just looks so freaking good. So I send that picture
Speaker 1: to my friends and did he care what your friends
Speaker 1: look like? So I put them in the group chat? No? No,
Speaker 1: But did he have a he wanted? Well, there were
Speaker 1: pictures that were sent of a few bitches because I
Speaker 1: was just like, because if you're bant over, but he no, no, no,
Speaker 1: he was willing to take whoever wanted to come. And
Speaker 1: I was really trying to make it a whole whole thing, right.
Speaker 1: So anyways, the night that we were supposed to do it,
Speaker 1: something came up with the one girl, so she was like, girl,
Speaker 1: I can't make it. So I was just like, didn't
Speaker 1: you say one of them had kids? And then well no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: Like so I got three that was down to do it.
Speaker 1: One couldn't do it because there was a mutual friend
Speaker 1: and like with the mix, she was like, no, I
Speaker 1: can't do it, bro, I know I know one of
Speaker 1: his friends. We can't do it. Like, no, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna go in there and do that. The other girl
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I'll do it, and then the other
Speaker 1: girl was like, if I can get away from home,
Speaker 1: I'll do it because she also has kids and was babysitting,
Speaker 1: so I was like, okay, So anyways, the first night,
Speaker 1: nobody could join, and I was like, man, I got
Speaker 1: my fucking live show tomorrow. I know I'm probably not
Speaker 1: gonna want to suck you after the live show. So
Speaker 1: because Mitch, I'll be tired, and I knew all of
Speaker 1: my friends I was gonna be with because I don't
Speaker 1: never go to l a I party. I told you,
Speaker 1: I went to like three places that I didn't get
Speaker 1: that night. I was tired, Well so did I. We're
Speaker 1: gonna get there. So anyways, No, I sucked him the
Speaker 1: night before the live show. Okay, we went to a hustler.
Speaker 1: I let him pick out a fucking dildo. I said,
Speaker 1: who pick one out? This could be your size. I
Speaker 1: had to get a harness because I clearly didn't bring
Speaker 1: a harness with me because I wasn't really prepared all
Speaker 1: the way. But also he shy when he went into hustler. No,
Speaker 1: because we went to the sex storey together here in
Speaker 1: New York, so we was like, this isn't my first
Speaker 1: he went in together. I let him pick a toy
Speaker 1: and then I was mad that I let him picked
Speaker 1: it because he made me a little dig bitch and
Speaker 1: I wanted to have a big old dick, but he
Speaker 1: picked a little schmidy man. You're making me a little
Speaker 1: little as dick bitch. But okay, what vers go for?
Speaker 1: So let me tell you real quick. We ended up
Speaker 1: spending she said, we well because I kept the harness
Speaker 1: and I kept the loop like and I kept the wash.
Speaker 1: He kept everything that went inside it. No, I kept.
Speaker 1: I bought my own harness like I was gonna feel
Speaker 1: bad if I pegged the nigga with a harness that
Speaker 1: another nigg which is why he kept the toys like.
Speaker 1: He kept the toys that went inside of him, and
Speaker 1: I kept the wash, the lube, and the harness. It
Speaker 1: if I went to a guy's house that didn't tell
Speaker 1: me he was into pagan and I found those, and
Speaker 1: it's very obvious because you'll see that the deldo at
Speaker 1: the end of it, I'd feel like, is it that
Speaker 1: you feel like I wouldn't be a big dick enough bitch?
Speaker 1: Like what is let's even talk about it? Because when
Speaker 1: I got to his house, he already had a dildo
Speaker 1: there that was bigger than the one we bought, I said,
Speaker 1: so nigga. I ended up actually sucking him with two
Speaker 1: different dicks that night. So I opened him up because
Speaker 1: I was like, well, let's just let me make sure
Speaker 1: I'm still interested in you. Did you open the box
Speaker 1: or open him? I opened him up a whole while?
Speaker 1: And how is that actually? Hold on? I have a
Speaker 1: video of it too, of him writing my dick. So
Speaker 1: I was sitting like this. I was sitting like this,
Speaker 1: and he was bossing up and down on my dick.
Speaker 1: Um does he hold his dick? Because I'd be watching
Speaker 1: my friends video is when they dudes. But you you're
Speaker 1: not gonna be able to see it because I was
Speaker 1: behind him. Um, let me see if I can. At
Speaker 1: least I am. I'm still gonna play the sound for
Speaker 1: you because I don't never really get to do this.
Speaker 1: This is a fair warning. Friend. Well, I'm gonna show
Speaker 1: it to I mean, if she wants to see it,
Speaker 1: or do you want to see it? What fun I want?
Speaker 1: I don't. Okay, look kind of tight. I don't know
Speaker 1: why I don't be playing You got nice? Your stories
Speaker 1: might be full? Oh well this one plays. Look I
Speaker 1: just got lazy. That kind of looks hard. Oh it's
Speaker 1: a small dick. Yeah, that was a small one. Look
Speaker 1: taking it. I was showing that dick all of taking
Speaker 1: a dick that Sam. I don't know why this one
Speaker 1: doesn't play anymore, because look, damn, can I re save
Speaker 1: it and maybe it'll text it to yourself? I'm tex now,
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold you anyways, anyways, that I'm sure,
Speaker 1: what do you? So? Anyway? In process? Now listen, listen, listen.
Speaker 1: So this video cannot be downloaded from out cloud. Please
Speaker 1: review your out class settings. You want to change your password.
Speaker 1: But I recorded on my phone. Why is everything accept
Speaker 1: my pegging video playing? Anyway? Did she really even peg?
Speaker 1: I did? And here's the why did dick with light skin? That?
Speaker 1: Uh don't? Anyway? Though, So it went great. I pegged
Speaker 1: him beautifully. He loved it. He was throwing it back,
Speaker 1: he was riding my ship, he was moaning, he was doing.
Speaker 1: I was like, you are taking this motherfucking dick. So anyways,
Speaker 1: so Perry poop. So it's after our live show and
Speaker 1: my home girl hits me up and it was like,
Speaker 1: I really like, can we still do that tonight? You
Speaker 1: are well you already already out mind you I'm outside.
Speaker 1: This thing is hitting me up. Because I really wasn't
Speaker 1: respond into him because I'm like, I'm all my friends.
Speaker 1: So I just told him I was in that Hollywood area.
Speaker 1: But he was outside when I walked outside, not him
Speaker 1: waiting for he was waiting for his dick. Okay, And
Speaker 1: I didn't even have it on me. I'm at your house.
Speaker 1: I don't know what we're doing. At a car, I
Speaker 1: was like, bitch, we are going to some We are
Speaker 1: going to some area to eat. Because the bitch was hungry,
Speaker 1: Like you know, I had been drinking the whole live show.
Speaker 1: It was a long day listen, so we want to
Speaker 1: go get food. Tell me why the bitch that wanted
Speaker 1: to Uh fuck, I got you drunk? No bitch, she
Speaker 1: she said, oh, y'all already she wasn't even partying with me.
Speaker 1: After she just said, oh, you're with him, tell me why.
Speaker 1: She pulled up to the restaurant to make sure she
Speaker 1: was with us. She was like, oh, yeah, we're getting
Speaker 1: it in tonight. Like so she pulled up to the dinner,
Speaker 1: ate from both of our plates, all the rest of
Speaker 1: our food like groceries, and it was just like, so,
Speaker 1: where are we going? Whose house? Are we going to?
Speaker 1: So this is where we're gonna get back into the
Speaker 1: hor dirt. I'm staying at the w He has an
Speaker 1: apartment downtown. She lives in the Valleyites. So no, we
Speaker 1: were just looking. I think everybody it's l a. Everyone
Speaker 1: was like minutes away regardless. So somehow she convinces us
Speaker 1: to go to her house. We go to her house.
Speaker 1: We knew we were gonna peg. Not only were all
Speaker 1: of her sex toys dead, she had one deal dough y'all.
Speaker 1: We had to share a dick. We had to gang
Speaker 1: bang peg nigga. We swapping out the dicks, but bro
Speaker 1: not only that, she didn't have a harness. So it
Speaker 1: was really the fake peg where we had to hold
Speaker 1: it and go like this. And I'm like and I
Speaker 1: was just like, damn bitch, why would we come to
Speaker 1: your house? But I was just with him yesterday. I
Speaker 1: know he at least has two deal dolls in his house.
Speaker 1: We could have eat, we could have each had our
Speaker 1: own dick. Well, and we gotta vibrate him. But the
Speaker 1: way did y'all put one in his mouth? We made it,
Speaker 1: I mean after, but it was in his ask with
Speaker 1: loose No wait, another one if I wasn't gonna you
Speaker 1: know what there was? There was no other dueling. Yeah right,
Speaker 1: she didn't know what spit roasting wasn't what what is
Speaker 1: I mean? If it's like think of a chicken turning
Speaker 1: like one in the butte in the front. But I
Speaker 1: told you we were both in the butt. Or I
Speaker 1: was sucking his dick while she was sucking him, or
Speaker 1: vice versa, or we was really just kissing him. We
Speaker 1: was making anybody get sucked. Uh yeah, we won't got fucked.
Speaker 1: But I was tired, damn with the pegging. Oh but
Speaker 1: she can go. Wait how long is this session? So
Speaker 1: here's the thing, right, And this is what I also do.
Speaker 1: When I'm done, I'm done. And I'm never a party pooper.
Speaker 1: The same way, if i'm your home girl and we
Speaker 1: out at the club, Before we get to the club,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you know, hey, sis, if you're having
Speaker 1: a good time, I'm not gonna ruin it. When I'm
Speaker 1: ready to go, I'm gonna go, and i'm gonna let
Speaker 1: you know. That's how I am. You wanted to leave
Speaker 1: him there, Oh no, bitch, I said, Okay, So I'm
Speaker 1: going to go get some water. Oh, No, I grabbed
Speaker 1: a blanket and fell asleep on the couch. All they
Speaker 1: were still fucking in the room. I've done that so
Speaker 1: many times. No, because when I'm done sucking, I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: this is a lot. We were kissing, she was riding him,
Speaker 1: we were swapping out one dick. So then I'm just like, damn,
Speaker 1: did I really even fulfill my fantasy? Because we just
Speaker 1: gang bang Pegg the Nigga, but with one dick. And
Speaker 1: if it was only one dick, is it really? Is
Speaker 1: it really? Is it? Really? I think the gang bang
Speaker 1: could be the attack, right, because technically we did. Told
Speaker 1: you listen, I was like, hold them legs back. I
Speaker 1: was being the director. So while she was in at
Speaker 1: the DP, I ain't gon told you I was Philberg. Okay,
Speaker 1: I was motherucking Jordan, peeling this ship. So Jordan's pegs,
Speaker 1: let's let's go. So no, while she was mind you,
Speaker 1: this is her first time petting, and she was so excited,
Speaker 1: so of course I had to check in afterwards. I said,
Speaker 1: how how did you feel? How was it? And she
Speaker 1: was like, he was so comfortable. That was great, because girl,
Speaker 1: he was at one point holding his old legs back
Speaker 1: like and then he was moaned and I said, momvert
Speaker 1: that feel good? Right? Oh bitch, I loved it. I was.
Speaker 1: I was here for it. So anyways, before we wrap
Speaker 1: up the show, the point of the show, well, I
Speaker 1: wanted to get to the point of the horrible decision
Speaker 1: for this week is sharing hose because I put them
Speaker 1: in a group chat and when I left l A,
Speaker 1: I said, y'all don't need to keep communicating with me
Speaker 1: in this chat. Y'all want to see each other. Y'all
Speaker 1: have fun. Don't know the next time I'll be out there.
Speaker 1: Let me know how to go. And how they've been still, Um,
Speaker 1: they've ye. I just spoke to my friend a couple
Speaker 1: of days ago. She was like, yeah, girl, were just
Speaker 1: on the phone. She was way him the other day.
Speaker 1: If they had sex or not, I'm not sure because
Speaker 1: some weirdo ship happened. So I don't know who else
Speaker 1: working without there, but I don't know. It was just
Speaker 1: like a skirt skirt nigga was pulling up. It was
Speaker 1: just some drama And I said, well, I don't mean
Speaker 1: to put drama. I said, you don't have to date him,
Speaker 1: just suck him, like, because then he'd be hopping in
Speaker 1: my phone now and I don't wait, wait what it
Speaker 1: was just some drama. I don't know all the drama,
Speaker 1: so I can't even sell the story. I'm like, because
Speaker 1: it's the hood nigga, I'm sorking like niggas pulled up. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: it was some skirt skirt, but I don't know about what.
Speaker 1: But she was just like, and I told her, I said,
Speaker 1: you have full permission to fuck this nigga while I
Speaker 1: ain't in l a. It's okay, girl doing, because then
Speaker 1: he'd be in my fucking Snapchat sending me videos playing
Speaker 1: with his bootle hole. And bitch, what if I'm laid
Speaker 1: up with my nigga. That's not my nigga, Like, I
Speaker 1: don't want my Snapchat alert going off, and now I
Speaker 1: got a whole boodleole on my phone. What's the acronym
Speaker 1: for my nigga? That's not like m N T m
Speaker 1: N m N T M mountain mountain. Oh he got
Speaker 1: a new name, okay, anyway, mountain So anyway, So anyway though,
Speaker 1: now man and then my man whatever, but um no,
Speaker 1: So I literally was like, feel free take him. And
Speaker 1: this led me to think about how many times I've
Speaker 1: shared my hopes, so we have to revisit that on Patreon.
Speaker 1: What ho sharing? Why? Because like I feel like a
Speaker 1: lot of people think, uh, like I'm just saying the
Speaker 1: dialogue of sharing hose, but a lot of people will
Speaker 1: think that like threesomes or people that just don't get
Speaker 1: it and not sharing hopes, no threesoms and sharing right,
Speaker 1: like sharing threeesoms swopping because I think when you have
Speaker 1: a threesome, like it's a great intro because that's what
Speaker 1: happened to you. You shared him after the threesome, right,
Speaker 1: they vibed whatever like yeah, but no, like yeah, but
Speaker 1: I brought her in because she had never paid before.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about sharing. Like when I had a trick
Speaker 1: nigga that I didn't like and I knew he was
Speaker 1: helping me pay my rent. If I knew my homegirl
Speaker 1: was struggling, I would be like, bitch, I got somebody
Speaker 1: for you. You You might have to because little, but it's cool,
Speaker 1: he'll pay your rent. Like I used to share my
Speaker 1: host or niggas that I didn't really have, like full
Speaker 1: emotional connections to Curtis Dick Big, you want to talk
Speaker 1: to you, I used to try to I passed off.
Speaker 1: I did not love him. I just really liked how
Speaker 1: he sucked me. There is a difference. And I don't
Speaker 1: know why you cannot steal not comporhend because you even
Speaker 1: admit you was getting emotional over the nigga. No, I said,
Speaker 1: I got emotional over him, bro with the Christmas gift
Speaker 1: and that was a thank you. Bro. He got a
Speaker 1: Christmas gift four years after nig for seven years. Then
Speaker 1: he got a Christmas gift four years after me fucking him,
Speaker 1: and then I don't even celebrate Christmas. K No, I
Speaker 1: gave it to him in a Nike bag. Bro. It
Speaker 1: was Nike shorts, Bro, and a lighter. I thought you
Speaker 1: got some things because remembered. I mean I played a
Speaker 1: little name on it, but it remembered. It's a gift gift.
Speaker 1: But no, it was a lighter because the nigga smoke weed.
Speaker 1: And I got a Nike shorts That is perfect. We
Speaker 1: just fun gift. That is not I love you gift gifts.
Speaker 1: Thank you. That's what I know, you smoke. I don't
Speaker 1: really know how to do the whole rolling table ship
Speaker 1: yet because it was like four years ago and he
Speaker 1: wears short snickers Nike ones, which is why you got
Speaker 1: and I put it all a Nike back. It's not
Speaker 1: even like I wrapped it in up. I don't know
Speaker 1: what that is. It's giving. Oh, it's giving. There's a
Speaker 1: baby swimming in your that's what it's giving. Cut it off,
Speaker 1: cut and your ship? What minute? Market we at? Okay?
Speaker 1: See why are you trying to cut it short? I'm
Speaker 1: ready to do y'all know. If these episodes run short,
Speaker 1: it's because, oh wheezy mind, you pull up late, want
Speaker 1: to leave early? That's you know, five minutes early. Oh
Speaker 1: it was three fifty five, actually was three two, and
Speaker 1: it was taking so long, and you did you nine
Speaker 1: minutes late today? That what you did? You just kept saying, one,
Speaker 1: I'm setting up like he was. Here's two forty five,
Speaker 1: see what I mean? So why you wasn't set up?
Speaker 1: You know what? You know what for this quality that
Speaker 1: we're getting here at w F Medio, you cannot speed
Speaker 1: up the process. That's right, w t F Media Studios,
Speaker 1: come record here. We have a green screen. Now, it's dope,
Speaker 1: it's fun, it's litch. Um. We're working on building a
Speaker 1: third set. Um yeah yeah, um. If you guys have
Speaker 1: not yet, um again, we are fully rebranding Official box Owner,
Speaker 1: so make sure you go over to that. We we
Speaker 1: we I've been in France on some today. We is
Speaker 1: in Me and my team are officially rebranding official box Owners.
Speaker 1: So going over to Official box owner dot com. It
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Speaker 1: vinegar gummies for just ten dollars. No promo code is needed.
Speaker 1: That's TJ Max prices. You know you don't possibly possibly really,
Speaker 1: but if that's the only place I can get vitamins, yeah,
Speaker 1: before you're getting an Official box owner dot com vitamin
Speaker 1: D or something like I just get it from a nick.
Speaker 1: Give me that vitamin D straight from your crime. Anyways, um, no,
Speaker 1: go to Official box owner dot com again. The pouches
Speaker 1: are ten dollars. Um. I doubt we have boxes left,
Speaker 1: but if there are any boxes left, make sure she's
Speaker 1: probably um. But I'm super excited because, like I said,
Speaker 1: we are working on manufacturing His in Hers sexual products
Speaker 1: that are going to be launching this year, So super
Speaker 1: excited for that. Also, if you're not sick of my voice, UM,
Speaker 1: I am now available for your listening. Pleasure as well
Speaker 1: every Tuesday and Friday on See the thing Is podcast,
Speaker 1: So come over and listen to me talk about music,
Speaker 1: pop culture, TV, current events and all that good. Also
Speaker 1: Patreon dot com, Backslash Horrible Decisions. We're gonna have our
Speaker 1: live town hall probably maybe even the week that you hear,
Speaker 1: so check us out there. We do our liveship. It's
Speaker 1: super fun. Um, we love you, and stay tuned for
Speaker 1: five minutebout his slip. And if you're on YouTube, we
Speaker 1: don't always add the clip, baby mad, so we don't
Speaker 1: need you to get a fucking attitude. Baby that's you
Speaker 1: don't bring the five minute they'd like Damn no five
Speaker 1: minute bonus flip again? Maybe bad them? YouTube got must
Speaker 1: be coming for your goddamn been. Anyway, this has been
Speaker 1: yet another episode of hory bled. This is your so
Speaker 1: next week, five guys, any of y'all used around wrap,
Speaker 1: any of y'all use anything else as a condom without
Speaker 1: having a condom. I'm just curious. We do you want
Speaker 1: to talk about jail? Mandy? Actually that's everywhere everyone's head is.
Speaker 1: It's giving to do that. It's more fun. Let's all
Speaker 1: give our jail tips just in case you go, I
Speaker 1: I don't want no jail to mine is go on
Speaker 1: a full stomach because you're not gonna wanna eat that ship. Bro. Okay,
Speaker 1: anybody else got one, Bro, We're not doing this. We're
Speaker 1: not doing jail tips because I'm not going to jail. Bro.
Speaker 1: I was defending myself. I was I was defended my
Speaker 1: friend and me mm hmm. And what's sucked up about
Speaker 1: it is the first thing I'm gonna say is I
Speaker 1: paid my full tab and tip timber rolling. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say I paid my whole fucking bill, bitch, So I
Speaker 1: don't even know why the funk I'm here, ship, damn
Speaker 1: you hold on, watch your tone with the judge. Good point,
Speaker 1: good one. I'm gonna watch my phone. I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: in there be really, really nice because the judge might
Speaker 1: try what nigga quick, I'm gonna go in with a
Speaker 1: full belly, no liquor. I won't drink that morning, Mandy,
Speaker 1: don't even go have a nice meal and have one
Speaker 1: cocktail because you don't know how to shut the funk
Speaker 1: up on your drunk bro. First off, I don't be
Speaker 1: drunk off one cock tale, bitch. I does this? H Hello, Okay,
Speaker 1: so you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna drink
Speaker 1: green tea that morning. Green tea always like make you
Speaker 1: calm and ship. That's what they always give you, Like
Speaker 1: some green tea. I'm gonna take some green tea and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna work. I'm making my voice higher so it's
Speaker 1: not so ratspy and dog. The bending is crazy. If
Speaker 1: you fucking get let's just say they like. I want
Speaker 1: to keep you like. Y'all stop putting this into the universe.
Speaker 1: I am the dude. If they made me cough and
Speaker 1: spread my own pluss, the whole bitch and going to
Speaker 1: be thrown out. And that's what it's gonna be. Everything else,
Speaker 1: y'all niglace to say it. It's for the birds. And
Speaker 1: I damn near had to get pregnant for content. And
Speaker 1: you can't just go to jail for two days, No, bitch,
Speaker 1: I got work to do. How I'm going to places
Speaker 1: for research purposes. I just went to saw burlesque. I'm
Speaker 1: about to go to Times Square and see one of
Speaker 1: his peat shows. I am going bitch throughout the pandemic.
Speaker 1: I was at a sex club every two week. Fuck you, bitch,
Speaker 1: I'm you needs content for the motherfucker podcast. That's what
Speaker 1: you need to go to jail for Beach. What they
Speaker 1: didn't even make a back seeing it people there were
Speaker 1: fifteen people they followed state When Mandy was at the
Speaker 1: Second Club, five there was told Viagra's fucking brand. Okay,
Speaker 1: like we didn't know what the fun was going on. Well,
Speaker 1: any y'all it is now. You ain't get pregnant for us.
Speaker 1: First of all, Beach, I'm definitely not pretting meat. Then
Speaker 1: you can told me today though, he said, oh my god,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is wrong with Barry? I'm over Berry shot.
Speaker 1: Berry is in another screen. I can't even see Barry.
Speaker 1: They go, oh, he got your mug shot up with
Speaker 1: the hype. Oh never mind, he's in the corner. I
Speaker 1: see that little. You know what, Berry, Marry, We're not
Speaker 1: gonna do this no more. We're just not um your
Speaker 1: honor a whole lot good tip um. You know what
Speaker 1: the trouble in jail because I kept saying, MS the officer,
Speaker 1: MS the officer to come over and tell me, uh,
Speaker 1: you see these blue stripes on my arm, I am sergeant.
Speaker 1: I was like, you think I said, I don't go
Speaker 1: to jail. I don't know the difference between an officer
Speaker 1: and a sergeant and a lieutenant. They can be called
Speaker 1: the doctor nurse. That's what she did. You know what's
Speaker 1: crazy is I was doing. Let me mute everybody. We
Speaker 1: got people in here. Hold on what I thought Barry
Speaker 1: was getting cough? I mute yourself. Uh, wheezy. This was
Speaker 1: our first time. By the way, we have almost two
Speaker 1: hundred people in the room with us for this town hall,
Speaker 1: So thank all of you for tuning in for the
Speaker 1: first time, hopefully not the last time. Thank you for
Speaker 1: opening that fucking zoom pussy up zoom pussy anyway, by
Speaker 1: the way, for those of you who just jumped in, UM,
Speaker 1: I apologized like we didn't add on, and I guess
Speaker 1: I just didn't attach. So now we're good and we
Speaker 1: should be good from here on out. Um Oh, I
Speaker 1: do have an update. I have to get my blood
Speaker 1: checked before LiPo and I don't know if you guys
Speaker 1: know about my I know you know I'm allergy days,
Speaker 1: but I have a serious fear of like, um getting
Speaker 1: an ivy, like the blue tape, the whole thing whatever.
Speaker 1: Um I reacted so badly to trying to get my
Speaker 1: blood taken that. I was like, yo, like it was.
Speaker 1: It was really intense. It was bad, like I was shaking.
Speaker 1: The guy told me to come back in a week
Speaker 1: and get zanex, like literally come on his zan X.
Speaker 1: He was like, you're bugging out. And I was getting
Speaker 1: so scared and freaking myself out so much that I
Speaker 1: felt like I'm not ready for it to be next Friday.
Speaker 1: So I pushed the date a little bit. He pushed
Speaker 1: it up. Yeah, right now, it's like end of March.
Speaker 1: Hopefully Sex Cells Season two doesn't film around then. But
Speaker 1: I was like bugging the funk out, bro, Like my
Speaker 1: reaction was so crazy that, like I just I was
Speaker 1: hYP prevent I couldn't even drive myself about the film
Speaker 1: Sex Cells in a hobbit, Carol, That's what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: And like I'm pissed because I thought I was gonna
Speaker 1: be Yeah,