WEBVTT - Ep 253: A Pegging Gangbang Love Story

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<v Speaker 1>Guess what decision we're about to make a Horrible Decisions?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you just say these are horrors? I begged difference.

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<v Speaker 1>There's only one I beg to differ. It is definitely wheezy.

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<v Speaker 1>You were definitely the hord that you just talked about

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<v Speaker 1>popping the playing be bitch at the top of twhen

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<v Speaker 1>it's one of two, which one of you is the

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<v Speaker 1>horror of the show the whole bro? Mandy's a horrior,

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<v Speaker 1>You are the horhorn. If you had to guess who

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<v Speaker 1>would be the bro. She's not gonna tell you. You're

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<v Speaker 1>her boss. But it doesn't matter who tell who's the

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<v Speaker 1>biggest horse? Who was the biggest swing? Bro? Oh yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm nastier, but you the hope. Anyways, guys, welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another episode of Horrible Decisions. I am the Lord of

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<v Speaker 1>the Horse. My name is Mandy b a k a

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<v Speaker 1>k A Peg, the Stallion and baby I gotta beg

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<v Speaker 1>story for you for the twenties one two and go

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<v Speaker 1>ahead and introduced herself sad because I'm easy and I

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<v Speaker 1>just had a regular sex story. Wasn't even like, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>plan B is with the where you got a new one? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>But where you had to give the guy his friends

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<v Speaker 1>bring up old ship bro. That was two weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, im, y'all listen to this. If I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have my period, I'm gonna be so mad. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have the first week off. But are we gonna name it? You? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>You know she's sucking that thing right out. She ain't

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<v Speaker 1>gonna keep that baby. She don't even like the nigga

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<v Speaker 1>for real, for real. Let me tell you something that's

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<v Speaker 1>not the real. How you like him? But would you

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<v Speaker 1>co create? Like coke? Coke? Co create? Areate and I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't co create? Create, co create, pro create, God create.

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<v Speaker 1>The reason why you won't have a baby with this

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<v Speaker 1>motherfucker is already has four However, he's a baby baker.

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<v Speaker 1>How many baby mamas? That's the true testament. It isn't three,

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<v Speaker 1>it's four. He got four baby mamas, four kids. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what? They're none of my black business at all.

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<v Speaker 1>I look at the pictures I talked about cute there,

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<v Speaker 1>because that is what I believe. They and the gods

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<v Speaker 1>children their heads. They're God. But I will tell you this,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be so mad if I had to get

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<v Speaker 1>an abortion, because I really need to get this light

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<v Speaker 1>of okay, And that's just it's so crazy because like

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<v Speaker 1>now they're like we're like getting up in age, like

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<v Speaker 1>all my friends like are already declaring that they're too

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<v Speaker 1>old for abortions, Like that's not true. Well no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no, no no, no no. I'm saying we could get abortions forever,

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<v Speaker 1>but they just believe they should. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>get abortions now because I don't reach the age where

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<v Speaker 1>I'm too goddamn growing to be getting abortion. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna need to get an abortion because I'm not pregnant.

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<v Speaker 1>That's just the fact I'll look at you manifesting I'm

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<v Speaker 1>manifested a lot into my life. Manifest is a baby

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<v Speaker 1>in that beach. If we don't get the light story,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, dude, Seriously, though, I have not had a

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<v Speaker 1>plane being here, Like I'm not even dragging it. I've

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<v Speaker 1>never taken a Plan B with I think, oh Bay

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<v Speaker 1>maybe maybe once and three and a half years. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't be sucking up like this. This is why

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<v Speaker 1>they just don't give a fuck. It's a problem. But

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<v Speaker 1>speaking of not giving a funk, he did come to

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<v Speaker 1>New York for a day. Um, I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>kind of drug deal you have to do for a day. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>he came for a day and we had a great time.

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<v Speaker 1>You stayed a really nice hotel, which I enjoyed. And

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<v Speaker 1>then let me just tell you, I know ghetto. Even

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<v Speaker 1>though you hate this word, Jesus, I do hate the work.

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<v Speaker 1>Get him. Here's why I felt spoiled. We get to

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<v Speaker 1>the hotel after like, you know, having a nice night together,

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<v Speaker 1>and um he was like. I was like, damn, I'm hungry.

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<v Speaker 1>He was like, we get back. You can order whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>You won't pay me. I was like, for really, like

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<v Speaker 1>everything you won't But I opened the video. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>damn this ship like forty dollars. Was like I don't

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<v Speaker 1>give a fun get too. I was like did you

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<v Speaker 1>do that? And Lucy and by yourself girls all don't way.

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<v Speaker 1>We talked about that one the real ship. We start

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<v Speaker 1>sucking before the room service comes and then you're like hello,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was the same rage. So they were fucking,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, super like you know they got there. They're

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<v Speaker 1>like the white it was bad, the white glove service.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I meant to say. So he opened the

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<v Speaker 1>door with barely a rob on and the ladies like,

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<v Speaker 1>let me know if you need anything else. You guys good.

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<v Speaker 1>It's five in the fucking morning, Mandy, and would you

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<v Speaker 1>like anything else? I'm sitting there with my pussy out,

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<v Speaker 1>like no, we're good. So then we get back to fucking.

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<v Speaker 1>She willed the food inside shell. She definitely saw it.

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<v Speaker 1>She saw your plus yeah, you didn't come your pussy, bro.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know that she's gonna wheel it all the

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<v Speaker 1>way in. They always will. There was a small foy.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that he would tell her to stop. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, what bro? But so noch hoh ship you

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<v Speaker 1>she saw yo, plussy. Now all I'm getting fun to

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<v Speaker 1>be clear, When I was on the bed, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>I can't even see the door. There's like a turn.

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<v Speaker 1>So I thought he'd be like, just put it right there.

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<v Speaker 1>He did not, So then I'm like, because I'll be

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<v Speaker 1>like me, you know what I'm saying. I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>I would get the dick when I get back to

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<v Speaker 1>the l A anyway, So I'm like, should we eat?

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<v Speaker 1>He went to me like, bitch, should we? So we

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<v Speaker 1>start sucking right, and I was like, I really meant

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to do missionary because I'd be riding dick

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<v Speaker 1>a lot with him, and it's like getting annoying for me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like my legs, dude, I get tired. So anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>last what happened is everyone's gonna keep bringing this up.

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<v Speaker 1>That was weeks ago that he shot up the We

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<v Speaker 1>are tired. This is planning. I mean no, this is

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<v Speaker 1>technically planned. C anyway, so damn not playing cit because

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<v Speaker 1>it was after the plan B. So anyway, then we

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<v Speaker 1>fucking oh no, no, I wanted to do missionary, right,

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<v Speaker 1>so I said instead of because I'll on top, I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, well, I want to watch you fuck me.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I said, Right, I'm good what this nick

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<v Speaker 1>it does. Because I thought that meant he would get

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<v Speaker 1>on top of me so I could look at him. No,

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<v Speaker 1>he throws all the fucking ship he brought for the

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<v Speaker 1>day off the couch, puts the mirror in front of me.

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<v Speaker 1>This it's his heads down so I can get on

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<v Speaker 1>his dick. I want to watch you fuck me. I

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<v Speaker 1>am exhausted. I've had a plan b niggas, No, you'd

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<v Speaker 1>be crapping after that ship. I'm tired. Anyway. This is

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<v Speaker 1>the one thing I will say about the mirror sex

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<v Speaker 1>I really, really, really felt so conceited because I Loki

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<v Speaker 1>got off to thinking I was better looking than him

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<v Speaker 1>sucking me, Like, I feel like I take it really

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<v Speaker 1>well and I don't like taking it. I really did.

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<v Speaker 1>I was looking let you go, bitch, you go. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>proud of you, that's what while you were sucking. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Like he probably thought I was looking at him, but

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't. I was in a mirror life by money

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<v Speaker 1>was spit. It's giving, ain't no baby in it, but

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<v Speaker 1>it was funny. Really keep manifesting that, and I'm really

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<v Speaker 1>hoping that I manifesting ain't no baby and the mother.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, but you took the plan. But here's the

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<v Speaker 1>only it should because like all night right, like I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. He told me that he had some kind

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<v Speaker 1>of uh some like whatever like poppers, not a gas

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<v Speaker 1>station phill, but it was like some kind of drink, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was like the pain horse power is that

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<v Speaker 1>the one camera guys came ship That's the only one

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<v Speaker 1>that I know that you drink. You drink? That was it.

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<v Speaker 1>It came in a little plastic like shot cup. What

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<v Speaker 1>what does it? What does the pink corse? That was it?

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<v Speaker 1>But it was a drenk. I'm gonna tell you what

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was, because he was hanging with rappers

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<v Speaker 1>that day and he was like, I got this with

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<v Speaker 1>my niggas and I was like, maybe, okay, maybe, So

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<v Speaker 1>what does that mean for us? And he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>what it means for your pussies? We ain't gonna stop.

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<v Speaker 1>Then Nicka gave me night. Didn't look like this, Oh see, No,

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<v Speaker 1>that you would have known. Oh was it just black?

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<v Speaker 1>Was it black? I just it was like a clear

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<v Speaker 1>cup with a top on it. Yeah. So so there's

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<v Speaker 1>this thing that niggas get from the juice bar. That

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<v Speaker 1>was it? Yes, the ship for the juice bar, the

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<v Speaker 1>black the juice. Okay, so there's a juice. So I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what the drink is called. But in New

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<v Speaker 1>York when I used to seven, he's like, drink it.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's like this healthy, rudy fucking drink spirit but

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<v Speaker 1>it like no, like gets you drunk though kind of,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's healthy and it like makes niggas dicks rock hard,

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<v Speaker 1>and like Nigga's be drinking that ship like well, I

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<v Speaker 1>barely got to sleep. I was fucking exhausted. I had

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<v Speaker 1>to of course, it could be healthy out here in

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<v Speaker 1>New York. I was tired, so then I thought we

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<v Speaker 1>were gonna get to go to sleep, and then he

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<v Speaker 1>was like, you do want to go to sleep, baby? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I do, nig because I had Now I'm sheets over me.

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<v Speaker 1>I literally put his boxers on to keep my pussy safe.

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<v Speaker 1>Then suddenly I wake up boom, feel a little bit dick,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, oh God, please please, I'm coming quick, please,

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<v Speaker 1>And the only thing that is good about that ship

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<v Speaker 1>he came so much like but really quickly, like if

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<v Speaker 1>I sucked his dick. It was like super quick and

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<v Speaker 1>he even noticed it, and I guess it was the

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<v Speaker 1>juice ship. So that kind of helped because I was

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<v Speaker 1>able to, like, you know, when you have to get

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<v Speaker 1>up to Pete, that was like my job for the night.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd have to suck some dick until he came. And

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<v Speaker 1>then I was like, well, I get to go back

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<v Speaker 1>to sleep for another ninety minutes. But it was what

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<v Speaker 1>you sleep between routes. I was tired, Manny, but he

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't keeping stop sucking. So did you feel it that

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't gonna hold you? I am fucking no, bro, No,

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<v Speaker 1>what's crazy? Is I? Just had sex, and I've been

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<v Speaker 1>like using a lot of like toys during sex. And

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, can we just have a great giler sex?

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<v Speaker 1>He was like, oh, you want to bring the vanilla

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<v Speaker 1>ice cream? Like make it funs like make it seems

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm being hell of vanilla because I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to use toys. But I'm like, bro, we use Kings dildo,

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<v Speaker 1>we use another dial dough and always used because it's huge.

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<v Speaker 1>Just sound like I feel like Kings there be getting used.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like I didn't use king to fuck some bitches.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll put a condom on it, of course, but but

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<v Speaker 1>you go wrong, nice, you're done, you finish here anyway. Anyways,

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<v Speaker 1>I say that to say, first off, I don't be

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<v Speaker 1>going to sleep, and I was like, well, like I

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<v Speaker 1>want dick so much, that's why the toys are being implemented.

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<v Speaker 1>Because He's like, sometimes I feel like we might need

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<v Speaker 1>to add a body to these toys because you want

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<v Speaker 1>so much. That's gonna be I'd be tired, and I'd

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<v Speaker 1>be like, I mean, I do want some more dick,

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<v Speaker 1>but right now I'm also cool with like just the

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<v Speaker 1>toys to see I come a lot during sex, like

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<v Speaker 1>I come easy quick and eyes be water, and I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be taking all this. That's why I can take. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to take all these herbs to come up with

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<v Speaker 1>my own little product. So bitch, i'd be like, and bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>we beyond shrooms. I have the Galaxy lights going, I'd

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<v Speaker 1>be fucking fucking I'll just be fucking. Oh, the Galaxy

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<v Speaker 1>lights do it all we've been having. Hey, I need

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<v Speaker 1>you next time you'll say Regions at the four Seasons

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<v Speaker 1>whatever motherfucker hotel. You need to just start carrying Galaxy

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<v Speaker 1>lights with you, ladies, if you're listening, fellas, plugging that

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<v Speaker 1>god damned Galaxy light. Bro, it makes sex so much better.

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<v Speaker 1>Like brow God, I looked up at the ceiling and saw,

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<v Speaker 1>like the Simpsons one time, the Galaxy lights are the

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<v Speaker 1>guy I don't want to see the Simpsons. Know, well,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe that was the shrooms, but it like makes you

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<v Speaker 1>come harder. So the Galaxy light, I mean I've had

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<v Speaker 1>sex on shrooms, yeah, but I'm talking about sex with

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<v Speaker 1>Galaxy lights. So the Galaxy lights, I mean, keep the shroom,

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<v Speaker 1>sou do you want to go out of space? Typing

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<v Speaker 1>Amazon dot com literally Galaxy on just Galaxy Lights. That's

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<v Speaker 1>it just Galaxy Lights, No, because I don't even know

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<v Speaker 1>the brand. And I have actually three different guys, just

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<v Speaker 1>like the rod Bit you go to Ali Baba, Rose,

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<v Speaker 1>I have the al I got the Almazon Galaxy Lights.

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<v Speaker 1>You got to Ali Baba. And you know why my ship.

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<v Speaker 1>You know why I know my Galaxy likes aint Ali

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<v Speaker 1>Baba because they came the next day. You waited Alibaba

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<v Speaker 1>thirteen days for your roles, didn't you that? My mama's

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<v Speaker 1>curiously if you know what it has expected day January

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<v Speaker 1>to February nine. God damn, that's that's that ship coming

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<v Speaker 1>from China. All right, mad oh speaking to China nig

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<v Speaker 1>I'm back on watching Naughty Defiance if anybody would like

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<v Speaker 1>to do a fucking Patreon cinema with me. They got

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<v Speaker 1>this Chinese nigga sucking this big white girl. She's like

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<v Speaker 1>maybe three fifty, right, and he's like always like talking

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<v Speaker 1>about how he worships her body. But then his friends

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<v Speaker 1>is like, what you're gonna when you get there with

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<v Speaker 1>their big beach And then you know Chinese people, they

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<v Speaker 1>like super healthy with the herbs and ship like he

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<v Speaker 1>was going to a nutritionist. They were like no, no

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<v Speaker 1>go back with all this ship and he sho'd be

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<v Speaker 1>dressing up in like the anime stuff. Bro it's weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Then they got a little person from Russia who's look

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<v Speaker 1>at you being so pecuh, dowarf is allowed, dwarf is allowed.

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<v Speaker 1>It just feels what I mean, m yeah, fidget a word.

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<v Speaker 1>But okay, let's call him a dwarf, which to me

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<v Speaker 1>is no different than calling him motherfucker a smurf. That's like,

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<v Speaker 1>why are you calling someone a brow? That? What dowarfs

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<v Speaker 1>sound like? It's from sucking the Disney channel? That to

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<v Speaker 1>me sounds more like a disc than the idget word. Like, no, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>y'all both, I'm serious. Does dwarf don't make you think

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<v Speaker 1>of fucking sleeping beauty and shitty? Edit this out? Why

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<v Speaker 1>this is my thought process? Understandably because dorf are not

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<v Speaker 1>that shared with the other two voice. Honestly, I knew

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<v Speaker 1>I shouldn't have brought it up. Why did you bring

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<v Speaker 1>it up? Because they go, you know, that's a sensitive

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<v Speaker 1>topic here because technically I'm only two inches away. I

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<v Speaker 1>got about it. Do you want to have a little

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<v Speaker 1>person on the shell though? Yeah, but we almost did,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was late, and I'm gonna tell you right now,

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<v Speaker 1>and you can be a little person in a bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>At the same time, she was a big She would

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<v Speaker 1>get her makeup done like nigga, this is our show.

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<v Speaker 1>We adn't even got our makeup done. Were you wet?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just mad. The manager called, like, um, so she's

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<v Speaker 1>still at the hotel. Oh, we was like, well, canceled,

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<v Speaker 1>we won't be recording with her today. I was so

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<v Speaker 1>fucking man, wait, wait, so what happened? Then? Fiance with

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<v Speaker 1>the dwarf. Oh, he gets his mother's sucking, asked to

0:13:33.400 --> 0:13:35.280
<v Speaker 1>Istumbul to meet her because she's from Russia. So they

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<v Speaker 1>meet up in Istumbul. It's Sumbul's Turkey. Yeah, but they

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<v Speaker 1>just decided to meet up there. You know, I was

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<v Speaker 1>gonna let y'all know I knew some geography. Man. Many

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<v Speaker 1>sounded like me like I just got back from Paris,

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<v Speaker 1>so anyway, and ecuse saying what? So he just said

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<v Speaker 1>tem basically saying he didn't realize you're gonna be that small,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know I was three feet like you've got

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<v Speaker 1>some goddamn nerve to bring your ass over here, and saying, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I know he's gonna be that little. I mean not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna hold you. I can't really tell you what three

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<v Speaker 1>ft look like like if you just tell me you

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<v Speaker 1>a little personal because she's in a wheelchair, that's how

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<v Speaker 1>small she is. Wait forever, I mean it. I think

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<v Speaker 1>the weight, like sometimes some little people like the weight

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<v Speaker 1>of their body. It's like a lot for their legs

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<v Speaker 1>to support. I ain't gonna hold you. I was watching

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<v Speaker 1>some show and I don't oh bitch the Circle and

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<v Speaker 1>they had a little person. Oh yeah, but her pictures

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<v Speaker 1>she looked like a regular sized person, so maybe that's

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<v Speaker 1>what happened. No, no, no, no, no, no, it wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>like and by the way, this girl does too, like

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<v Speaker 1>you can't the Indian girl from the Circle? You know

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm talking about. Yes, but also and this girl

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<v Speaker 1>is super hot. Before then, I did not even front

0:14:40.840 --> 0:14:43.640
<v Speaker 1>and she's really pretty. She would you have titties? Would

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<v Speaker 1>I was thinking about it when I was watching show.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, what do I have sex with a

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<v Speaker 1>little person? Is there pussy like a little too or

0:14:49.400 --> 0:14:52.600
<v Speaker 1>is it like think have a little person on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna ask the little person if they pussy

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<v Speaker 1>the same size as mine. I would probably, yeah, we

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<v Speaker 1>can do that. Were we gonna haven't want to ask

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<v Speaker 1>about their weather. We have someone coming on tomorrow who

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<v Speaker 1>lost their arm. Mandy, Oh, a lesbian who's got like

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<v Speaker 1>a bionic arm. With the bionic arm, that's what I

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<v Speaker 1>want to hold you. I love him. Robot, the robot.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know she's whatever, but I wrote her back

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, hey, just to let you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I do want to talk about the arm. She was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh got you Like, yeah, oh okay, I didn't do

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<v Speaker 1>anything because that's the right, Like what did you talk?

0:15:38.560 --> 0:15:41.760
<v Speaker 1>He said that there and then that we should But

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<v Speaker 1>she's like, I think she is like a sex educated too.

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<v Speaker 1>Like she's like, she was like excited. That's so let's

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<v Speaker 1>get into I didn't want to add no, you said,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't think I like this nig You don't. But

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<v Speaker 1>there's a thing that's letting me think that I am.

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<v Speaker 1>And I wonder if anybody else goes through this, Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>not Mandy because she doesn't have feelings out. I have

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<v Speaker 1>been at this moment a plenty of times with niggas.

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<v Speaker 1>But what's happening to me is I find myself wanting

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<v Speaker 1>to know what he ate for the day, how he slept,

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<v Speaker 1>what he's doing. And this is the worst part to

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<v Speaker 1>get to when you're getting good sex. I hate this

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<v Speaker 1>phase of good Dick. I want this to go away.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to literally throw my phone the other day.

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<v Speaker 1>If he hard eyes a story from me, I'm like

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<v Speaker 1>all over the ship. And now I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>to do, and I feel like I have to fund

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<v Speaker 1>someone else just so that I won't be attached to

0:16:32.160 --> 0:16:34.120
<v Speaker 1>this dick, because the other day I was like, how

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<v Speaker 1>are the kids? I don't care, I mean, how are

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<v Speaker 1>the kids? But now I'm asking because suddenly I need

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<v Speaker 1>to know the dick is that now I care about them?

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<v Speaker 1>For goddamn kids. Damn, do you know how bad this

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<v Speaker 1>isn't being really bad? It could be worse. No, I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it could be. I had a crush on

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<v Speaker 1>the nigga with nine kids at one time. That was crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw much the nigga that I sucked me his

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<v Speaker 1>baby mama, he had nine kids. Damn, you know that

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<v Speaker 1>dick was good If you're fucking get nine kids and

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<v Speaker 1>then be like, sure, if I one of your baby

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<v Speaker 1>mamas into the bed with us, and I how many

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<v Speaker 1>baby longs? He got seven, so uh, it's nine kids.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the baby Mama's got four. I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>like I think he got five baby Mama's nine kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you tell you a text message I got.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a good dick text message. My long girl

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<v Speaker 1>sent me this text message at three am. I can

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<v Speaker 1>never not have this dick. Weezy, this nigga fox me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. So square was so nasty. He had

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<v Speaker 1>to run to get water. And after we had sex,

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<v Speaker 1>he said he's smelled like pussy and laughed in a

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<v Speaker 1>way they made me want to give him more. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't believe I let him come to me. Put me back, Wheezy, Seriously,

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<v Speaker 1>I need you to just slap me. I'm strong, It's

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<v Speaker 1>so bad. Please help me. Do you know how good

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta get to send that text message to your

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<v Speaker 1>on girls? Why are you in bed with a nigga?

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<v Speaker 1>That's the type of dick I'm scared of. I would

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<v Speaker 1>be too, and the one I wanted at the same time. Anyways,

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<v Speaker 1>let's instead of vanilla ship for this week, UM this one.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to know what you would do, especially since

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<v Speaker 1>we were talking about abortiontions. Um a woman. If you

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<v Speaker 1>guys don't remember. I just got back from Paris. Web

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<v Speaker 1>but a woman gives up her baby and sues her

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<v Speaker 1>donor for two point eight million dollars after alleging that

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<v Speaker 1>he lied about his ethnicity, his educational background, and relationship status.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get into it, guys. So Newsweek reports to the

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<v Speaker 1>thirty year old woman from Tokyo made a shocking decision

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<v Speaker 1>about her child due to allegations she made about her

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<v Speaker 1>sperm donor. In a lawsuit that is the first for Japan,

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<v Speaker 1>the woman is suing her sperm donor for two point

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<v Speaker 1>eight million dollars because she says that he lied to

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<v Speaker 1>her about his marital status, ethnicity, and educational background, which

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<v Speaker 1>calls her to give the baby up upon allegedly discovering

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<v Speaker 1>the information. Apparently, the unidentified woman and her husband wanted

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<v Speaker 1>a second child and opted to use the sperm donor

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<v Speaker 1>after discovering that the husband had an hereditary condition. The

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<v Speaker 1>woman then found a donor in his twenties through social

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<v Speaker 1>media who boasted about graduating from one of the top

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<v Speaker 1>universities in Japan, claiming he was Japanese and that he

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<v Speaker 1>was single. But like, what if you gave the baby?

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<v Speaker 1>Because the buck and daddy just had a dep g D.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that's kind of wild, I mean, but to me

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<v Speaker 1>so no, when even when I was looking when a

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<v Speaker 1>bitch was broke, I was trying to sell these eggs. Honey,

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<v Speaker 1>you had to be a certain height, a certain weight,

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<v Speaker 1>and you also, like they asked if you smoked, if

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<v Speaker 1>you drink liquor, and they very much care about your

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<v Speaker 1>educational like because it has something to do with maybe

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<v Speaker 1>genetic dude. One of the things that I had to

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<v Speaker 1>study for my job, um, was an audible podcast called

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<v Speaker 1>Donor sevente or some ship with a guy that had

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<v Speaker 1>fifty one children, and he lied about the educational background

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<v Speaker 1>and things that he's been through whatever, and like all

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<v Speaker 1>these kids started to connect the dots that some of

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<v Speaker 1>them all had schizophrenia, like bros crazy, I believe. But

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<v Speaker 1>that's what I'm saying. The only thing I do think, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>educational background. I don't really know. Marital status, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>but let's say I was a lesbian, okay, and my

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<v Speaker 1>partner and I'm just thinking of the L word here.

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<v Speaker 1>Um on the L Word first season, white woman and

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<v Speaker 1>a black woman having a baby. Um, the white woman

0:20:25.960 --> 0:20:28.399
<v Speaker 1>was going to carry the baby. Her wife wanted a

0:20:28.400 --> 0:20:32.120
<v Speaker 1>black sperm donor. Now, if I thought we were gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have a baby that could look like us, and we

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<v Speaker 1>got this white baby that came out because you lied

0:20:36.119 --> 0:20:41.840
<v Speaker 1>about your ethnicity, I'm gonna be mad. Well, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>the well. I'm not gonna say what. I'm just not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do. I'm not gonna say it. I didn't say it,

0:20:50.040 --> 0:20:52.119
<v Speaker 1>you said it. I don't like I didn't say it

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<v Speaker 1>because if I know, because no black and white to

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<v Speaker 1>me is different. But for example, if I'm Dominican and

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<v Speaker 1>then you give me a Colombian baby, I'll be like,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna look there, No Dominicans are darker. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>the darker, right you stock Look, That's why I just

0:21:09.200 --> 0:21:13.760
<v Speaker 1>let you get done this. When I went to I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, these Colombia niggas got dread. Take it back.

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<v Speaker 1>I went to and I went to Paris Um. The

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<v Speaker 1>woman and the unnamed donor did reportedly have sexual intercourse

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<v Speaker 1>ten times so that she couldn't conceive, so they weren't

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<v Speaker 1>sucking so bit What did he look like? Japanese? Apparently not?

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<v Speaker 1>She said that's what she found out. The donors true

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<v Speaker 1>ethnicity was actually Chinese. He was married and did not

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<v Speaker 1>graduate from Kyoto University. Is God damn it, how y'all

0:21:50.359 --> 0:21:57.280
<v Speaker 1>know you've never been Kyoto? Kyoto, Kyoto? Actually Kyoto is

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<v Speaker 1>where like I saw all the damn hands Okay Kyoto. Unfortunately,

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<v Speaker 1>by the time she found this out, it was too

0:22:03.800 --> 0:22:06.920
<v Speaker 1>late for her to get an abortion abortion. But after

0:22:06.960 --> 0:22:09.000
<v Speaker 1>she gave birth, she decided to give the baby up

0:22:09.400 --> 0:22:13.480
<v Speaker 1>um where it now remains in Tokyo childcare facility. Damn

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<v Speaker 1>is that not crazy? She said, Baby, I ain't gonna

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<v Speaker 1>hand no Chinese baby with no not education if I

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<v Speaker 1>can hold a baby for nine months and then give

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<v Speaker 1>it up. But I guess the whole right, But you

0:22:27.400 --> 0:22:30.760
<v Speaker 1>only baby before you had to stop. If I'm pregnant,

0:22:31.000 --> 0:22:34.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna go on this podcast until you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>share your abortion story. You gotta. I want to know

0:22:36.920 --> 0:22:39.240
<v Speaker 1>what if abortions are different than when we were teenagers.

0:22:39.480 --> 0:22:48.080
<v Speaker 1>You gotta let me know the upgrading technology. That's a fit. No, seriously,

0:22:48.280 --> 0:22:50.040
<v Speaker 1>abortion has got to be different now than when I

0:22:50.160 --> 0:22:56.680
<v Speaker 1>was sixteen. Bro. No, no, yes, okay, I'm gonna till

0:22:56.760 --> 0:22:59.040
<v Speaker 1>y'all're talking about it today, right, because this is how

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<v Speaker 1>nerve wracked. I was about the fucking plan B again.

0:23:02.320 --> 0:23:04.080
<v Speaker 1>I haven't taken it in so long. I was talking

0:23:04.080 --> 0:23:05.960
<v Speaker 1>about my whole girl shouting. I'm like, bitch, I better

0:23:06.000 --> 0:23:08.000
<v Speaker 1>not have to have an abortion bit. And then he's laughing.

0:23:08.040 --> 0:23:10.760
<v Speaker 1>He's like, oh straight, Texas so weird. And we were

0:23:10.760 --> 0:23:12.760
<v Speaker 1>in a group chat all about this and he was

0:23:13.040 --> 0:23:15.080
<v Speaker 1>so I was like, Yo, maybe I'll just take the

0:23:15.160 --> 0:23:20.720
<v Speaker 1>pill thing. Okay, here's my problem with the peel. It's

0:23:20.800 --> 0:23:24.160
<v Speaker 1>like you're having an abortion into the toilet. It's a miscarriage.

0:23:25.960 --> 0:23:28.040
<v Speaker 1>But if I catch it early, maybe it'll just be

0:23:28.080 --> 0:23:31.400
<v Speaker 1>like a heavy Are you literally gonna catch it? If

0:23:31.440 --> 0:23:33.280
<v Speaker 1>you go just take the pip? I feel like God

0:23:33.359 --> 0:23:36.400
<v Speaker 1>is gonna strike me down. I could be like they're

0:23:36.400 --> 0:23:38.840
<v Speaker 1>talking about she's been trying to be funny, like we're

0:23:38.840 --> 0:23:45.080
<v Speaker 1>gonna make pep dog. I'm scared about what. You know,

0:23:45.119 --> 0:23:46.720
<v Speaker 1>what's funny? You should have been scared when you I

0:23:46.760 --> 0:23:48.879
<v Speaker 1>didn't even tell Rihanda. Rianda and I hung out for

0:23:48.920 --> 0:23:50.760
<v Speaker 1>three hours yesterday. We got our nails and a ship like,

0:23:50.800 --> 0:23:51.879
<v Speaker 1>this's just like what she been up to. I was like,

0:23:51.960 --> 0:23:55.240
<v Speaker 1>I can't tell this music. I was like nothing, I

0:23:55.520 --> 0:23:58.879
<v Speaker 1>say nothing we talked about we talked about the dog,

0:23:59.000 --> 0:24:02.040
<v Speaker 1>we talked about trap well, I said nothing. I could

0:24:02.160 --> 0:24:04.800
<v Speaker 1>not for a moment look this bitch in the face.

0:24:05.760 --> 0:24:08.840
<v Speaker 1>Brianna's pro choice, like she's not like you know that

0:24:08.840 --> 0:24:11.720
<v Speaker 1>that bible of a thumper whatever. But I just I'm

0:24:11.720 --> 0:24:14.200
<v Speaker 1>so ashamed. I'm too old for this ship you are.

0:24:15.119 --> 0:24:18.080
<v Speaker 1>I think it's the whole. It's what's getting your thirties ladies.

0:24:18.359 --> 0:24:22.880
<v Speaker 1>Abortion has gotta be last resort. First resort should be condoms.

0:24:23.520 --> 0:24:26.320
<v Speaker 1>But you know, I get it you didn't have one.

0:24:27.200 --> 0:24:29.639
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I just I should I should have

0:24:29.680 --> 0:24:32.720
<v Speaker 1>been prepared. You should you should have like I cared

0:24:32.800 --> 0:24:34.879
<v Speaker 1>about it, though, what's the caring him in my purse?

0:24:35.280 --> 0:24:37.399
<v Speaker 1>Which I'll be so prepared. I also bring loo. It

0:24:37.480 --> 0:24:40.120
<v Speaker 1>was at my house. The only thing I don't come

0:24:40.119 --> 0:24:43.399
<v Speaker 1>prepare with is like if it's like a kinky, kicky,

0:24:43.480 --> 0:24:46.640
<v Speaker 1>motherfucking night. But I ain't gonna hold you baby. Were

0:24:46.640 --> 0:24:49.439
<v Speaker 1>pulled them up to the sex shot. If I'm not

0:24:49.480 --> 0:24:51.800
<v Speaker 1>fully prepared, that's what That's what. That's what just happened.

0:24:51.840 --> 0:24:54.840
<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you all about your thing. There's no about

0:24:54.920 --> 0:24:58.480
<v Speaker 1>Davis in l a bro h Hollywood husper by the way,

0:24:58.520 --> 0:25:01.280
<v Speaker 1>because that's where I went late and I Hollywood Hustler

0:25:01.520 --> 0:25:06.399
<v Speaker 1>is open. It's on Holly Hollywood some one of them things. No,

0:25:06.480 --> 0:25:07.760
<v Speaker 1>I have a Hustler store about you. But at that

0:25:07.800 --> 0:25:10.120
<v Speaker 1>point is Hustler be open, So you're not gonna see

0:25:10.119 --> 0:25:12.320
<v Speaker 1>here make them excuses. When I decided to go to

0:25:12.480 --> 0:25:14.520
<v Speaker 1>l A and I was gonna be a prepared asshole,

0:25:14.800 --> 0:25:18.240
<v Speaker 1>I got the lou scrap. I didn't even I didn't

0:25:18.240 --> 0:25:20.040
<v Speaker 1>know where this was going. I thought I was just

0:25:20.040 --> 0:25:22.000
<v Speaker 1>gonna suck this herd ass nick again. But then I

0:25:22.000 --> 0:25:23.320
<v Speaker 1>wasn't sure because we're going out there you and I

0:25:23.400 --> 0:25:25.560
<v Speaker 1>was like, I'm gonna get him because we're not gonna again.

0:25:25.720 --> 0:25:28.480
<v Speaker 1>There's no way, but we did. Here. You are in

0:25:28.520 --> 0:25:31.720
<v Speaker 1>front of the mirror, right got trying to be funny.

0:25:31.880 --> 0:25:33.560
<v Speaker 1>He's like you thought them four Baby Mama was funny

0:25:33.760 --> 0:25:38.399
<v Speaker 1>except for Mambo number five rap rap Bro not you

0:25:38.520 --> 0:25:43.359
<v Speaker 1>being Summer Walker. Oh that's his fifth baby. She's the

0:25:43.400 --> 0:25:45.119
<v Speaker 1>fourth baby Mama. She made a whole song about being

0:25:45.160 --> 0:25:47.440
<v Speaker 1>the fourth baby Mama. Okay, well, I ain't gonna be

0:25:47.480 --> 0:25:49.880
<v Speaker 1>no Summer Walker baby Mama, Beach. I'm gonna it's gonna

0:25:49.880 --> 0:25:51.679
<v Speaker 1>be the different because you know you're gonna give the

0:25:51.680 --> 0:25:55.120
<v Speaker 1>baby food. That's what's gonna make you different. She's nuts

0:25:55.840 --> 0:25:58.560
<v Speaker 1>and I actually like her, literally like she washing her

0:25:58.560 --> 0:26:03.120
<v Speaker 1>baby nuts. That was it's nuts and honey and ship like.

0:26:03.520 --> 0:26:05.399
<v Speaker 1>And remember I mean, and don't get me wrong, I

0:26:05.400 --> 0:26:07.040
<v Speaker 1>don't want to judge how people take care of their kids.

0:26:07.040 --> 0:26:08.560
<v Speaker 1>But when I was reading some of the comments about

0:26:08.560 --> 0:26:10.639
<v Speaker 1>like sugar intake and how you can fuck babies up,

0:26:10.840 --> 0:26:14.280
<v Speaker 1>I was like, damn, girl, you put there's internet all

0:26:14.320 --> 0:26:16.840
<v Speaker 1>of it. Um be a how we tap on your

0:26:16.840 --> 0:26:22.560
<v Speaker 1>group chain when I say problematic things, I stayed in

0:26:22.560 --> 0:26:24.760
<v Speaker 1>the group chat or you say it on this pot

0:26:24.840 --> 0:26:27.320
<v Speaker 1>because you said all lot of problem about it, sheep, baby,

0:26:27.760 --> 0:26:29.280
<v Speaker 1>And I just let you. I just let you so,

0:26:29.440 --> 0:26:31.000
<v Speaker 1>I just let you talk. I love it. I let

0:26:31.080 --> 0:26:33.440
<v Speaker 1>you get it off because baby maybe coming to me

0:26:33.920 --> 0:26:38.160
<v Speaker 1>like I'll be saying something. That's why I just said,

0:26:38.680 --> 0:26:41.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't know like where my life or these jobs

0:26:41.080 --> 0:26:42.639
<v Speaker 1>will take me. But I tell you right now, if

0:26:42.640 --> 0:26:44.520
<v Speaker 1>I get called out, I'm gonna be like, first of all,

0:26:44.520 --> 0:26:48.479
<v Speaker 1>it's freedom of speech. I'm getting full Republican on these niggas.

0:26:48.600 --> 0:26:52.600
<v Speaker 1>Don't you just tell me? On a talk podcast the

0:26:52.680 --> 0:26:55.040
<v Speaker 1>podcast be crazy, like I could be saying wild Ship.

0:26:55.480 --> 0:26:58.640
<v Speaker 1>If Andrew Schultz hasn't been canceled, then I'll be okay. Yeah,

0:26:59.000 --> 0:27:00.800
<v Speaker 1>to be fair though a white man. No, no no, no.

0:27:00.920 --> 0:27:03.560
<v Speaker 1>We had a conversation about this yesterday. He literally said

0:27:03.600 --> 0:27:07.240
<v Speaker 1>to me, I can't get canceled because that's my brand.

0:27:07.960 --> 0:27:10.520
<v Speaker 1>He's like, but you could because you could because you're

0:27:10.520 --> 0:27:15.840
<v Speaker 1>a feminist. Everything everything gets jokes in world. Well, you

0:27:15.880 --> 0:27:19.159
<v Speaker 1>know what I decided. And I told Wolf this before

0:27:19.160 --> 0:27:21.919
<v Speaker 1>because I was telling my mom. My. Mom said, you know,

0:27:22.560 --> 0:27:24.800
<v Speaker 1>I really love everything you're doing, but I just can't

0:27:24.840 --> 0:27:28.359
<v Speaker 1>listen because you you do a lot, and I just

0:27:28.400 --> 0:27:30.399
<v Speaker 1>can't listen. I don't want to hear the things that

0:27:30.440 --> 0:27:33.880
<v Speaker 1>you do. I can't believe you, I said, Mom. I said,

0:27:34.359 --> 0:27:42.560
<v Speaker 1>we're come medians, and so that's all you gotta say,

0:27:43.119 --> 0:27:46.480
<v Speaker 1>fall on the on the sword that we comedians, because

0:27:46.480 --> 0:27:48.720
<v Speaker 1>that's all comedians do. Would say, bitch, I'm a comedian,

0:27:48.760 --> 0:27:50.520
<v Speaker 1>so I can say what I want to say. It's joke.

0:27:50.640 --> 0:27:52.800
<v Speaker 1>It's that time. I don't really mean this, it's just

0:27:53.119 --> 0:27:58.679
<v Speaker 1>last it's just it's jokes. It's sad shire. It's my

0:27:58.760 --> 0:28:06.359
<v Speaker 1>job is sad time. It is so the Horde derv

0:28:06.760 --> 0:28:13.840
<v Speaker 1>for this week. Actually, I want to implore all of

0:28:13.840 --> 0:28:20.800
<v Speaker 1>you bitches with sex toys to charge them, because that's literally,

0:28:21.119 --> 0:28:24.480
<v Speaker 1>that's literally for the week because guess what, Because guess what.

0:28:24.760 --> 0:28:27.399
<v Speaker 1>When I get into this story about how I gang

0:28:27.520 --> 0:28:31.119
<v Speaker 1>bang pegged the nigga my home girl, none of her

0:28:31.160 --> 0:28:34.360
<v Speaker 1>toys were charged and we just started. None of them,

0:28:34.480 --> 0:28:37.880
<v Speaker 1>not one, and she had about twenty. Not one was charged,

0:28:37.960 --> 0:28:40.760
<v Speaker 1>not one on your home girl had a whole lot

0:28:40.760 --> 0:28:44.400
<v Speaker 1>of toys, which all my friends be like horse, I mean,

0:28:45.160 --> 0:28:48.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't call them that they are liberated women. I've

0:28:48.080 --> 0:28:49.920
<v Speaker 1>only used one sex toy in the in the room,

0:28:50.040 --> 0:28:51.840
<v Speaker 1>in the bedroom in my life, and that's the Rose.

0:28:52.560 --> 0:28:55.040
<v Speaker 1>Now with the Rose, it has like the stupid as

0:28:55.120 --> 0:28:59.200
<v Speaker 1>fucking magnetic chargers ship so so does hold On. It's

0:28:59.200 --> 0:29:02.120
<v Speaker 1>like the Apple watched. It's also it's the Alibaba version had.

0:29:02.120 --> 0:29:04.640
<v Speaker 1>It's also like the Womanizer charger, which is why my

0:29:04.720 --> 0:29:07.440
<v Speaker 1>womanizer has not been charged. Why you can't do usc,

0:29:07.760 --> 0:29:11.760
<v Speaker 1>said the league. Please give me an Android charger for

0:29:11.840 --> 0:29:17.560
<v Speaker 1>my motherfucker uses the same charger as my vibrator. And

0:29:17.600 --> 0:29:20.200
<v Speaker 1>this is just so why can't be something first? It's

0:29:20.240 --> 0:29:23.480
<v Speaker 1>just so convenient. Oh yeah, I don't use vibrators often,

0:29:23.520 --> 0:29:26.080
<v Speaker 1>but when I do, got a charger. Well let's get

0:29:26.080 --> 0:29:28.360
<v Speaker 1>into the team. Let's stop making the three prongs. Let

0:29:28.440 --> 0:29:31.200
<v Speaker 1>me tell you all how this motherfucker's story went down. Okay,

0:29:31.800 --> 0:29:36.040
<v Speaker 1>so I'm out of town. This is when I still

0:29:36.080 --> 0:29:40.240
<v Speaker 1>am maybe single or whatever. So I was like that,

0:29:40.320 --> 0:29:43.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to l a the nigga. If you said

0:29:43.760 --> 0:29:46.920
<v Speaker 1>this is when I was single. Uh huh, I am

0:29:47.000 --> 0:29:50.560
<v Speaker 1>still But when I was single, single single like a

0:29:50.640 --> 0:29:55.320
<v Speaker 1>dollar bill, like a like a motherfucking dollar bill. Yeah,

0:29:55.480 --> 0:29:57.720
<v Speaker 1>normally they come down. How don't you plan this with

0:29:57.760 --> 0:30:02.400
<v Speaker 1>the guy before? So mind you. I thought I was blocked,

0:30:02.520 --> 0:30:04.680
<v Speaker 1>but out of nowhere, we just started talking again on Snapchat.

0:30:04.680 --> 0:30:07.560
<v Speaker 1>Why would you blocked you? Because we're blocking each other

0:30:07.920 --> 0:30:09.960
<v Speaker 1>whenever we get into an argument, it's just like, well, nigga,

0:30:10.120 --> 0:30:13.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't need you in my life. So I still

0:30:13.080 --> 0:30:15.840
<v Speaker 1>have him blocked. But I guess he unblocked me. But no,

0:30:15.920 --> 0:30:18.480
<v Speaker 1>didn't notice I blocked him. Just because you're telling this

0:30:18.560 --> 0:30:20.800
<v Speaker 1>person is blocked. I thought I knew who it was. No,

0:30:22.200 --> 0:30:24.600
<v Speaker 1>it's the person. So I ended up pegging the nigga

0:30:24.680 --> 0:30:27.960
<v Speaker 1>that if you guys go back to the wildest sex

0:30:28.000 --> 0:30:29.680
<v Speaker 1>story of my life when I went to the sex

0:30:29.680 --> 0:30:33.400
<v Speaker 1>club and pegged Nigga that night. It's that guy the

0:30:33.400 --> 0:30:37.520
<v Speaker 1>Big Shower eight people. Yes. Yes, So I was like, well,

0:30:37.560 --> 0:30:41.040
<v Speaker 1>I have already packed him. My partner that I was

0:30:41.040 --> 0:30:43.000
<v Speaker 1>with for the last year and a half did not

0:30:43.160 --> 0:30:44.840
<v Speaker 1>let me peg. It's not like I pegged in the

0:30:44.880 --> 0:30:46.960
<v Speaker 1>sex club. So I had an itch that needed to

0:30:47.000 --> 0:30:51.320
<v Speaker 1>be scraped. So we was motherfucking on Snapchat or whatever,

0:30:51.440 --> 0:30:52.800
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, well, I'm coming out of l

0:30:52.840 --> 0:30:54.760
<v Speaker 1>A for my live show, you know, a bitch on

0:30:54.800 --> 0:30:56.640
<v Speaker 1>tour or whatever. I was really making it seem like

0:30:56.680 --> 0:31:02.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm doing that ship. So anyway though, so we was

0:31:02.480 --> 0:31:06.400
<v Speaker 1>talking on Snapchat, so we were already like setting it up.

0:31:06.880 --> 0:31:09.200
<v Speaker 1>We were setting it up. Why do you keep saying, Snapchat?

0:31:09.400 --> 0:31:13.800
<v Speaker 1>Is that the basketball player thing? Like what he is

0:31:13.920 --> 0:31:16.520
<v Speaker 1>an athlete thing? To sue snap, I mean, is it's

0:31:16.520 --> 0:31:19.400
<v Speaker 1>not an athlete thing? Actually, And I'm telling you guys

0:31:19.440 --> 0:31:22.360
<v Speaker 1>all the T signal is that girl now. But that's

0:31:22.400 --> 0:31:26.800
<v Speaker 1>also where the drug dealers are. See where the drug dealers,

0:31:26.840 --> 0:31:30.240
<v Speaker 1>rappers and athletes lives. Okay, I'm not saying I talked

0:31:30.240 --> 0:31:31.880
<v Speaker 1>to Lamb on there, but I heard it sound. I

0:31:31.920 --> 0:31:35.600
<v Speaker 1>was like, what is that? It's signal? So signal is

0:31:35.600 --> 0:31:38.680
<v Speaker 1>really that girl? Because actually it also changes your number

0:31:38.800 --> 0:31:41.280
<v Speaker 1>encryption and there's nothing that's saved. So after like a

0:31:41.320 --> 0:31:44.720
<v Speaker 1>couple of weeks or months, your whole infrastructure gets changed

0:31:44.720 --> 0:31:47.320
<v Speaker 1>and they can't save anything anyway, though, So we were

0:31:47.360 --> 0:31:52.760
<v Speaker 1>talking on snapchat. So I go to l A and

0:31:52.840 --> 0:31:54.520
<v Speaker 1>I was out there for like a week, you know,

0:31:54.560 --> 0:31:57.200
<v Speaker 1>because I was recording. Uh see, the thing is out there,

0:31:57.800 --> 0:32:00.000
<v Speaker 1>and so we were texting it. He knew I was there,

0:32:00.440 --> 0:32:02.560
<v Speaker 1>and then I just had this brilliant idea. I said,

0:32:03.120 --> 0:32:05.040
<v Speaker 1>you want to get gang bang? Like, can me and

0:32:05.160 --> 0:32:07.760
<v Speaker 1>my friends peg you? So bitch, I just started hitting

0:32:07.840 --> 0:32:10.760
<v Speaker 1>up all my friends in l A, like you want

0:32:10.760 --> 0:32:12.560
<v Speaker 1>a pegg and niggle with me? You want a pegg

0:32:12.560 --> 0:32:15.040
<v Speaker 1>and niggle with me? He's ready, he wants to take

0:32:15.040 --> 0:32:21.320
<v Speaker 1>to peg. You said, what you want a peg a

0:32:21.360 --> 0:32:27.840
<v Speaker 1>nigga with me? Huh? Anyway? Do what? What? What? But

0:32:28.000 --> 0:32:30.280
<v Speaker 1>this is me? This is me. There's no surprise when

0:32:30.320 --> 0:32:33.360
<v Speaker 1>it's coming from me. So that was like, really he

0:32:33.400 --> 0:32:34.960
<v Speaker 1>wants that? What he looked like? So I send a

0:32:34.960 --> 0:32:36.960
<v Speaker 1>little picture and I had to tell him I screenshot

0:32:37.000 --> 0:32:38.520
<v Speaker 1>in the picture that he said on snapchat because he

0:32:38.600 --> 0:32:40.800
<v Speaker 1>just looks so freaking good. So I send that picture

0:32:40.840 --> 0:32:43.640
<v Speaker 1>to my friends and did he care what your friends

0:32:43.640 --> 0:32:47.280
<v Speaker 1>look like? So I put them in the group chat? No? No,

0:32:47.400 --> 0:32:49.120
<v Speaker 1>But did he have a he wanted? Well, there were

0:32:49.160 --> 0:32:51.800
<v Speaker 1>pictures that were sent of a few bitches because I

0:32:51.840 --> 0:32:54.600
<v Speaker 1>was just like, because if you're bant over, but he no, no, no,

0:32:54.800 --> 0:32:58.080
<v Speaker 1>he was willing to take whoever wanted to come. And

0:32:58.120 --> 0:33:00.880
<v Speaker 1>I was really trying to make it a whole whole thing, right.

0:33:01.280 --> 0:33:04.040
<v Speaker 1>So anyways, the night that we were supposed to do it,

0:33:05.080 --> 0:33:08.760
<v Speaker 1>something came up with the one girl, so she was like, girl,

0:33:08.760 --> 0:33:11.240
<v Speaker 1>I can't make it. So I was just like, didn't

0:33:11.280 --> 0:33:13.440
<v Speaker 1>you say one of them had kids? And then well no, no, no, no,

0:33:13.520 --> 0:33:16.840
<v Speaker 1>Like so I got three that was down to do it.

0:33:17.880 --> 0:33:20.520
<v Speaker 1>One couldn't do it because there was a mutual friend

0:33:20.640 --> 0:33:23.160
<v Speaker 1>and like with the mix, she was like, no, I

0:33:23.200 --> 0:33:25.200
<v Speaker 1>can't do it, bro, I know I know one of

0:33:25.240 --> 0:33:27.400
<v Speaker 1>his friends. We can't do it. Like, no, I'm not

0:33:27.400 --> 0:33:29.520
<v Speaker 1>gonna go in there and do that. The other girl

0:33:29.640 --> 0:33:30.800
<v Speaker 1>was like, yeah, I'll do it, and then the other

0:33:30.880 --> 0:33:32.880
<v Speaker 1>girl was like, if I can get away from home,

0:33:32.920 --> 0:33:35.520
<v Speaker 1>I'll do it because she also has kids and was babysitting,

0:33:35.600 --> 0:33:38.960
<v Speaker 1>so I was like, okay, So anyways, the first night,

0:33:39.000 --> 0:33:41.920
<v Speaker 1>nobody could join, and I was like, man, I got

0:33:41.960 --> 0:33:44.520
<v Speaker 1>my fucking live show tomorrow. I know I'm probably not

0:33:44.560 --> 0:33:46.800
<v Speaker 1>gonna want to suck you after the live show. So

0:33:46.920 --> 0:33:49.080
<v Speaker 1>because Mitch, I'll be tired, and I knew all of

0:33:49.080 --> 0:33:50.960
<v Speaker 1>my friends I was gonna be with because I don't

0:33:50.960 --> 0:33:52.800
<v Speaker 1>never go to l a I party. I told you,

0:33:52.840 --> 0:33:55.239
<v Speaker 1>I went to like three places that I didn't get

0:33:55.480 --> 0:33:57.880
<v Speaker 1>that night. I was tired, Well so did I. We're

0:33:57.880 --> 0:34:03.040
<v Speaker 1>gonna get there. So anyways, No, I sucked him the

0:34:03.120 --> 0:34:05.800
<v Speaker 1>night before the live show. Okay, we went to a hustler.

0:34:06.280 --> 0:34:08.520
<v Speaker 1>I let him pick out a fucking dildo. I said,

0:34:08.560 --> 0:34:11.239
<v Speaker 1>who pick one out? This could be your size. I

0:34:11.239 --> 0:34:13.640
<v Speaker 1>had to get a harness because I clearly didn't bring

0:34:13.680 --> 0:34:16.600
<v Speaker 1>a harness with me because I wasn't really prepared all

0:34:16.640 --> 0:34:19.840
<v Speaker 1>the way. But also he shy when he went into hustler. No,

0:34:20.000 --> 0:34:21.759
<v Speaker 1>because we went to the sex storey together here in

0:34:21.760 --> 0:34:24.319
<v Speaker 1>New York, so we was like, this isn't my first

0:34:24.640 --> 0:34:26.879
<v Speaker 1>he went in together. I let him pick a toy

0:34:27.239 --> 0:34:28.719
<v Speaker 1>and then I was mad that I let him picked

0:34:28.760 --> 0:34:31.160
<v Speaker 1>it because he made me a little dig bitch and

0:34:31.239 --> 0:34:33.440
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to have a big old dick, but he

0:34:33.520 --> 0:34:37.000
<v Speaker 1>picked a little schmidy man. You're making me a little

0:34:37.120 --> 0:34:40.520
<v Speaker 1>little as dick bitch. But okay, what vers go for?

0:34:40.960 --> 0:34:43.640
<v Speaker 1>So let me tell you real quick. We ended up

0:34:43.680 --> 0:34:47.520
<v Speaker 1>spending she said, we well because I kept the harness

0:34:47.640 --> 0:34:50.160
<v Speaker 1>and I kept the loop like and I kept the wash.

0:34:50.440 --> 0:34:54.600
<v Speaker 1>He kept everything that went inside it. No, I kept.

0:34:54.600 --> 0:34:57.719
<v Speaker 1>I bought my own harness like I was gonna feel

0:34:57.719 --> 0:34:59.480
<v Speaker 1>bad if I pegged the nigga with a harness that

0:34:59.520 --> 0:35:01.920
<v Speaker 1>another nigg which is why he kept the toys like.

0:35:01.960 --> 0:35:03.880
<v Speaker 1>He kept the toys that went inside of him, and

0:35:03.920 --> 0:35:08.160
<v Speaker 1>I kept the wash, the lube, and the harness. It

0:35:09.040 --> 0:35:10.920
<v Speaker 1>if I went to a guy's house that didn't tell

0:35:10.920 --> 0:35:13.360
<v Speaker 1>me he was into pagan and I found those, and

0:35:13.400 --> 0:35:15.480
<v Speaker 1>it's very obvious because you'll see that the deldo at

0:35:15.480 --> 0:35:18.399
<v Speaker 1>the end of it, I'd feel like, is it that

0:35:18.840 --> 0:35:21.560
<v Speaker 1>you feel like I wouldn't be a big dick enough bitch?

0:35:21.800 --> 0:35:24.680
<v Speaker 1>Like what is let's even talk about it? Because when

0:35:24.680 --> 0:35:26.960
<v Speaker 1>I got to his house, he already had a dildo

0:35:27.080 --> 0:35:29.720
<v Speaker 1>there that was bigger than the one we bought, I said,

0:35:29.920 --> 0:35:31.839
<v Speaker 1>so nigga. I ended up actually sucking him with two

0:35:31.840 --> 0:35:35.200
<v Speaker 1>different dicks that night. So I opened him up because

0:35:35.239 --> 0:35:37.080
<v Speaker 1>I was like, well, let's just let me make sure

0:35:37.120 --> 0:35:39.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm still interested in you. Did you open the box

0:35:39.960 --> 0:35:42.560
<v Speaker 1>or open him? I opened him up a whole while?

0:35:42.840 --> 0:35:45.360
<v Speaker 1>And how is that actually? Hold on? I have a

0:35:45.480 --> 0:35:48.759
<v Speaker 1>video of it too, of him writing my dick. So

0:35:48.880 --> 0:35:51.919
<v Speaker 1>I was sitting like this. I was sitting like this,

0:35:52.360 --> 0:35:54.520
<v Speaker 1>and he was bossing up and down on my dick.

0:35:55.239 --> 0:35:58.240
<v Speaker 1>Um does he hold his dick? Because I'd be watching

0:35:59.120 --> 0:36:02.560
<v Speaker 1>my friends video is when they dudes. But you you're

0:36:02.560 --> 0:36:03.920
<v Speaker 1>not gonna be able to see it because I was

0:36:04.000 --> 0:36:06.680
<v Speaker 1>behind him. Um, let me see if I can. At

0:36:06.760 --> 0:36:09.400
<v Speaker 1>least I am. I'm still gonna play the sound for

0:36:09.400 --> 0:36:11.360
<v Speaker 1>you because I don't never really get to do this.

0:36:11.360 --> 0:36:14.759
<v Speaker 1>This is a fair warning. Friend. Well, I'm gonna show

0:36:14.800 --> 0:36:17.000
<v Speaker 1>it to I mean, if she wants to see it,

0:36:17.080 --> 0:36:20.120
<v Speaker 1>or do you want to see it? What fun I want?

0:36:20.160 --> 0:36:24.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't. Okay, look kind of tight. I don't know

0:36:24.719 --> 0:36:27.320
<v Speaker 1>why I don't be playing You got nice? Your stories

0:36:27.400 --> 0:36:30.920
<v Speaker 1>might be full? Oh well this one plays. Look I

0:36:31.000 --> 0:36:39.440
<v Speaker 1>just got lazy. That kind of looks hard. Oh it's

0:36:39.480 --> 0:36:41.799
<v Speaker 1>a small dick. Yeah, that was a small one. Look

0:36:42.160 --> 0:36:44.840
<v Speaker 1>taking it. I was showing that dick all of taking

0:36:44.840 --> 0:36:46.520
<v Speaker 1>a dick that Sam. I don't know why this one

0:36:46.560 --> 0:36:50.919
<v Speaker 1>doesn't play anymore, because look, damn, can I re save

0:36:51.000 --> 0:36:55.279
<v Speaker 1>it and maybe it'll text it to yourself? I'm tex now,

0:36:55.280 --> 0:36:58.319
<v Speaker 1>I ain't gonna hold you anyways, anyways, that I'm sure,

0:36:58.360 --> 0:37:01.840
<v Speaker 1>what do you? So? Anyway? In process? Now listen, listen, listen.

0:37:02.160 --> 0:37:04.879
<v Speaker 1>So this video cannot be downloaded from out cloud. Please

0:37:04.920 --> 0:37:07.960
<v Speaker 1>review your out class settings. You want to change your password.

0:37:08.880 --> 0:37:11.520
<v Speaker 1>But I recorded on my phone. Why is everything accept

0:37:11.560 --> 0:37:14.960
<v Speaker 1>my pegging video playing? Anyway? Did she really even peg?

0:37:16.040 --> 0:37:21.080
<v Speaker 1>I did? And here's the why did dick with light skin? That?

0:37:22.440 --> 0:37:31.880
<v Speaker 1>Uh don't? Anyway? Though, So it went great. I pegged

0:37:31.960 --> 0:37:35.359
<v Speaker 1>him beautifully. He loved it. He was throwing it back,

0:37:35.440 --> 0:37:38.359
<v Speaker 1>he was riding my ship, he was moaning, he was doing.

0:37:38.400 --> 0:37:43.000
<v Speaker 1>I was like, you are taking this motherfucking dick. So anyways,

0:37:43.080 --> 0:37:47.040
<v Speaker 1>so Perry poop. So it's after our live show and

0:37:47.120 --> 0:37:49.319
<v Speaker 1>my home girl hits me up and it was like,

0:37:50.160 --> 0:37:53.360
<v Speaker 1>I really like, can we still do that tonight? You

0:37:53.400 --> 0:37:57.439
<v Speaker 1>are well you already already out mind you I'm outside.

0:37:57.880 --> 0:37:59.640
<v Speaker 1>This thing is hitting me up. Because I really wasn't

0:37:59.680 --> 0:38:01.880
<v Speaker 1>respond into him because I'm like, I'm all my friends.

0:38:02.080 --> 0:38:04.440
<v Speaker 1>So I just told him I was in that Hollywood area.

0:38:05.320 --> 0:38:08.600
<v Speaker 1>But he was outside when I walked outside, not him

0:38:08.600 --> 0:38:11.040
<v Speaker 1>waiting for he was waiting for his dick. Okay, And

0:38:11.080 --> 0:38:13.680
<v Speaker 1>I didn't even have it on me. I'm at your house.

0:38:13.719 --> 0:38:16.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what we're doing. At a car, I

0:38:16.239 --> 0:38:19.160
<v Speaker 1>was like, bitch, we are going to some We are

0:38:19.160 --> 0:38:22.240
<v Speaker 1>going to some area to eat. Because the bitch was hungry,

0:38:22.239 --> 0:38:23.959
<v Speaker 1>Like you know, I had been drinking the whole live show.

0:38:24.000 --> 0:38:27.480
<v Speaker 1>It was a long day listen, so we want to

0:38:27.520 --> 0:38:29.920
<v Speaker 1>go get food. Tell me why the bitch that wanted

0:38:29.960 --> 0:38:34.160
<v Speaker 1>to Uh fuck, I got you drunk? No bitch, she

0:38:34.160 --> 0:38:36.839
<v Speaker 1>she said, oh, y'all already she wasn't even partying with me.

0:38:37.640 --> 0:38:40.839
<v Speaker 1>After she just said, oh, you're with him, tell me why.

0:38:40.920 --> 0:38:43.279
<v Speaker 1>She pulled up to the restaurant to make sure she

0:38:43.400 --> 0:38:45.200
<v Speaker 1>was with us. She was like, oh, yeah, we're getting

0:38:45.200 --> 0:38:48.120
<v Speaker 1>it in tonight. Like so she pulled up to the dinner,

0:38:48.840 --> 0:38:51.680
<v Speaker 1>ate from both of our plates, all the rest of

0:38:51.680 --> 0:38:55.480
<v Speaker 1>our food like groceries, and it was just like, so,

0:38:55.520 --> 0:38:57.520
<v Speaker 1>where are we going? Whose house? Are we going to?

0:38:57.960 --> 0:39:00.640
<v Speaker 1>So this is where we're gonna get back into the

0:39:00.680 --> 0:39:04.920
<v Speaker 1>hor dirt. I'm staying at the w He has an

0:39:04.920 --> 0:39:12.719
<v Speaker 1>apartment downtown. She lives in the Valleyites. So no, we

0:39:12.719 --> 0:39:16.280
<v Speaker 1>were just looking. I think everybody it's l a. Everyone

0:39:16.400 --> 0:39:21.640
<v Speaker 1>was like minutes away regardless. So somehow she convinces us

0:39:21.680 --> 0:39:24.680
<v Speaker 1>to go to her house. We go to her house.

0:39:27.239 --> 0:39:30.919
<v Speaker 1>We knew we were gonna peg. Not only were all

0:39:30.960 --> 0:39:35.080
<v Speaker 1>of her sex toys dead, she had one deal dough y'all.

0:39:35.120 --> 0:39:38.400
<v Speaker 1>We had to share a dick. We had to gang

0:39:38.440 --> 0:39:42.319
<v Speaker 1>bang peg nigga. We swapping out the dicks, but bro

0:39:42.400 --> 0:39:44.600
<v Speaker 1>not only that, she didn't have a harness. So it

0:39:44.719 --> 0:39:47.040
<v Speaker 1>was really the fake peg where we had to hold

0:39:47.080 --> 0:39:52.319
<v Speaker 1>it and go like this. And I'm like and I

0:39:52.440 --> 0:39:55.880
<v Speaker 1>was just like, damn bitch, why would we come to

0:39:55.920 --> 0:39:57.640
<v Speaker 1>your house? But I was just with him yesterday. I

0:39:57.680 --> 0:39:59.720
<v Speaker 1>know he at least has two deal dolls in his house.

0:40:00.080 --> 0:40:02.640
<v Speaker 1>We could have eat, we could have each had our

0:40:02.680 --> 0:40:05.400
<v Speaker 1>own dick. Well, and we gotta vibrate him. But the

0:40:05.440 --> 0:40:08.160
<v Speaker 1>way did y'all put one in his mouth? We made it,

0:40:08.760 --> 0:40:10.719
<v Speaker 1>I mean after, but it was in his ask with

0:40:10.840 --> 0:40:12.840
<v Speaker 1>loose No wait, another one if I wasn't gonna you

0:40:12.840 --> 0:40:17.719
<v Speaker 1>know what there was? There was no other dueling. Yeah right,

0:40:17.760 --> 0:40:21.719
<v Speaker 1>she didn't know what spit roasting wasn't what what is

0:40:21.920 --> 0:40:24.560
<v Speaker 1>I mean? If it's like think of a chicken turning

0:40:24.680 --> 0:40:26.200
<v Speaker 1>like one in the butte in the front. But I

0:40:26.320 --> 0:40:28.880
<v Speaker 1>told you we were both in the butt. Or I

0:40:28.920 --> 0:40:30.880
<v Speaker 1>was sucking his dick while she was sucking him, or

0:40:30.920 --> 0:40:33.839
<v Speaker 1>vice versa, or we was really just kissing him. We

0:40:33.840 --> 0:40:37.240
<v Speaker 1>was making anybody get sucked. Uh yeah, we won't got fucked.

0:40:37.239 --> 0:40:40.440
<v Speaker 1>But I was tired, damn with the pegging. Oh but

0:40:40.640 --> 0:40:44.000
<v Speaker 1>she can go. Wait how long is this session? So

0:40:44.080 --> 0:40:47.520
<v Speaker 1>here's the thing, right, And this is what I also do.

0:40:49.000 --> 0:40:51.840
<v Speaker 1>When I'm done, I'm done. And I'm never a party pooper.

0:40:51.920 --> 0:40:53.680
<v Speaker 1>The same way, if i'm your home girl and we

0:40:53.719 --> 0:40:56.160
<v Speaker 1>out at the club, Before we get to the club,

0:40:56.200 --> 0:40:58.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna let you know, hey, sis, if you're having

0:40:58.600 --> 0:41:01.080
<v Speaker 1>a good time, I'm not gonna ruin it. When I'm

0:41:01.080 --> 0:41:03.480
<v Speaker 1>ready to go, I'm gonna go, and i'm gonna let

0:41:03.480 --> 0:41:05.560
<v Speaker 1>you know. That's how I am. You wanted to leave

0:41:05.600 --> 0:41:07.920
<v Speaker 1>him there, Oh no, bitch, I said, Okay, So I'm

0:41:07.920 --> 0:41:09.800
<v Speaker 1>going to go get some water. Oh, No, I grabbed

0:41:09.960 --> 0:41:12.040
<v Speaker 1>a blanket and fell asleep on the couch. All they

0:41:12.080 --> 0:41:15.680
<v Speaker 1>were still fucking in the room. I've done that so

0:41:15.719 --> 0:41:20.360
<v Speaker 1>many times. No, because when I'm done sucking, I'm like, okay,

0:41:20.480 --> 0:41:23.160
<v Speaker 1>this is a lot. We were kissing, she was riding him,

0:41:23.400 --> 0:41:26.640
<v Speaker 1>we were swapping out one dick. So then I'm just like, damn,

0:41:26.680 --> 0:41:29.359
<v Speaker 1>did I really even fulfill my fantasy? Because we just

0:41:29.719 --> 0:41:32.160
<v Speaker 1>gang bang Pegg the Nigga, but with one dick. And

0:41:32.200 --> 0:41:34.120
<v Speaker 1>if it was only one dick, is it really? Is

0:41:34.120 --> 0:41:36.359
<v Speaker 1>it really? Is it? Really? I think the gang bang

0:41:36.400 --> 0:41:40.319
<v Speaker 1>could be the attack, right, because technically we did. Told

0:41:40.320 --> 0:41:44.160
<v Speaker 1>you listen, I was like, hold them legs back. I

0:41:44.200 --> 0:41:46.719
<v Speaker 1>was being the director. So while she was in at

0:41:46.719 --> 0:41:50.360
<v Speaker 1>the DP, I ain't gon told you I was Philberg. Okay,

0:41:50.640 --> 0:41:55.359
<v Speaker 1>I was motherucking Jordan, peeling this ship. So Jordan's pegs,

0:41:55.600 --> 0:41:59.360
<v Speaker 1>let's let's go. So no, while she was mind you,

0:41:59.440 --> 0:42:02.240
<v Speaker 1>this is her first time petting, and she was so excited,

0:42:02.280 --> 0:42:04.800
<v Speaker 1>so of course I had to check in afterwards. I said,

0:42:05.560 --> 0:42:08.279
<v Speaker 1>how how did you feel? How was it? And she

0:42:08.440 --> 0:42:12.200
<v Speaker 1>was like, he was so comfortable. That was great, because girl,

0:42:12.239 --> 0:42:14.520
<v Speaker 1>he was at one point holding his old legs back

0:42:14.800 --> 0:42:19.120
<v Speaker 1>like and then he was moaned and I said, momvert

0:42:19.200 --> 0:42:23.120
<v Speaker 1>that feel good? Right? Oh bitch, I loved it. I was.

0:42:23.400 --> 0:42:25.960
<v Speaker 1>I was here for it. So anyways, before we wrap

0:42:26.080 --> 0:42:29.440
<v Speaker 1>up the show, the point of the show, well, I

0:42:29.480 --> 0:42:31.760
<v Speaker 1>wanted to get to the point of the horrible decision

0:42:31.800 --> 0:42:35.239
<v Speaker 1>for this week is sharing hose because I put them

0:42:35.239 --> 0:42:37.360
<v Speaker 1>in a group chat and when I left l A,

0:42:38.239 --> 0:42:40.120
<v Speaker 1>I said, y'all don't need to keep communicating with me

0:42:40.160 --> 0:42:42.880
<v Speaker 1>in this chat. Y'all want to see each other. Y'all

0:42:42.880 --> 0:42:45.080
<v Speaker 1>have fun. Don't know the next time I'll be out there.

0:42:45.440 --> 0:42:47.799
<v Speaker 1>Let me know how to go. And how they've been still, Um,

0:42:47.880 --> 0:42:50.520
<v Speaker 1>they've ye. I just spoke to my friend a couple

0:42:50.560 --> 0:42:52.560
<v Speaker 1>of days ago. She was like, yeah, girl, were just

0:42:52.640 --> 0:42:55.279
<v Speaker 1>on the phone. She was way him the other day.

0:42:55.560 --> 0:42:57.680
<v Speaker 1>If they had sex or not, I'm not sure because

0:42:57.880 --> 0:42:59.960
<v Speaker 1>some weirdo ship happened. So I don't know who else

0:43:00.120 --> 0:43:02.640
<v Speaker 1>working without there, but I don't know. It was just

0:43:02.680 --> 0:43:04.799
<v Speaker 1>like a skirt skirt nigga was pulling up. It was

0:43:04.840 --> 0:43:06.200
<v Speaker 1>just some drama And I said, well, I don't mean

0:43:06.239 --> 0:43:08.120
<v Speaker 1>to put drama. I said, you don't have to date him,

0:43:08.120 --> 0:43:10.520
<v Speaker 1>just suck him, like, because then he'd be hopping in

0:43:10.600 --> 0:43:12.480
<v Speaker 1>my phone now and I don't wait, wait what it

0:43:12.560 --> 0:43:14.440
<v Speaker 1>was just some drama. I don't know all the drama,

0:43:14.440 --> 0:43:16.760
<v Speaker 1>so I can't even sell the story. I'm like, because

0:43:16.840 --> 0:43:19.360
<v Speaker 1>it's the hood nigga, I'm sorking like niggas pulled up. Yeah. No,

0:43:19.400 --> 0:43:22.040
<v Speaker 1>it was some skirt skirt, but I don't know about what.

0:43:22.120 --> 0:43:24.280
<v Speaker 1>But she was just like, and I told her, I said,

0:43:25.400 --> 0:43:30.160
<v Speaker 1>you have full permission to fuck this nigga while I

0:43:30.160 --> 0:43:33.200
<v Speaker 1>ain't in l a. It's okay, girl doing, because then

0:43:33.239 --> 0:43:35.879
<v Speaker 1>he'd be in my fucking Snapchat sending me videos playing

0:43:35.880 --> 0:43:37.759
<v Speaker 1>with his bootle hole. And bitch, what if I'm laid

0:43:37.800 --> 0:43:40.080
<v Speaker 1>up with my nigga. That's not my nigga, Like, I

0:43:40.120 --> 0:43:42.520
<v Speaker 1>don't want my Snapchat alert going off, and now I

0:43:42.520 --> 0:43:45.000
<v Speaker 1>got a whole boodleole on my phone. What's the acronym

0:43:45.040 --> 0:43:49.279
<v Speaker 1>for my nigga? That's not like m N T m

0:43:49.360 --> 0:43:52.920
<v Speaker 1>N m N T M mountain mountain. Oh he got

0:43:52.960 --> 0:43:58.839
<v Speaker 1>a new name, okay, anyway, mountain So anyway, So anyway though,

0:43:59.640 --> 0:44:03.920
<v Speaker 1>now man and then my man whatever, but um no,

0:44:04.320 --> 0:44:08.040
<v Speaker 1>So I literally was like, feel free take him. And

0:44:08.120 --> 0:44:11.359
<v Speaker 1>this led me to think about how many times I've

0:44:11.360 --> 0:44:13.880
<v Speaker 1>shared my hopes, so we have to revisit that on Patreon.

0:44:14.520 --> 0:44:20.400
<v Speaker 1>What ho sharing? Why? Because like I feel like a

0:44:20.480 --> 0:44:23.560
<v Speaker 1>lot of people think, uh, like I'm just saying the

0:44:23.600 --> 0:44:26.239
<v Speaker 1>dialogue of sharing hose, but a lot of people will

0:44:26.280 --> 0:44:28.919
<v Speaker 1>think that like threesomes or people that just don't get

0:44:28.960 --> 0:44:34.000
<v Speaker 1>it and not sharing hopes, no threesoms and sharing right,

0:44:34.400 --> 0:44:36.840
<v Speaker 1>like sharing threeesoms swopping because I think when you have

0:44:36.840 --> 0:44:38.560
<v Speaker 1>a threesome, like it's a great intro because that's what

0:44:38.560 --> 0:44:40.560
<v Speaker 1>happened to you. You shared him after the threesome, right,

0:44:40.680 --> 0:44:45.080
<v Speaker 1>they vibed whatever like yeah, but no, like yeah, but

0:44:45.120 --> 0:44:47.960
<v Speaker 1>I brought her in because she had never paid before.

0:44:48.239 --> 0:44:51.399
<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about sharing. Like when I had a trick

0:44:51.480 --> 0:44:53.640
<v Speaker 1>nigga that I didn't like and I knew he was

0:44:53.640 --> 0:44:56.040
<v Speaker 1>helping me pay my rent. If I knew my homegirl

0:44:56.080 --> 0:44:58.520
<v Speaker 1>was struggling, I would be like, bitch, I got somebody

0:44:58.560 --> 0:45:01.000
<v Speaker 1>for you. You You might have to because little, but it's cool,

0:45:01.000 --> 0:45:03.080
<v Speaker 1>he'll pay your rent. Like I used to share my

0:45:03.120 --> 0:45:05.799
<v Speaker 1>host or niggas that I didn't really have, like full

0:45:05.880 --> 0:45:08.759
<v Speaker 1>emotional connections to Curtis Dick Big, you want to talk

0:45:08.760 --> 0:45:10.600
<v Speaker 1>to you, I used to try to I passed off.

0:45:13.120 --> 0:45:15.960
<v Speaker 1>I did not love him. I just really liked how

0:45:16.000 --> 0:45:18.000
<v Speaker 1>he sucked me. There is a difference. And I don't

0:45:18.040 --> 0:45:20.960
<v Speaker 1>know why you cannot steal not comporhend because you even

0:45:20.960 --> 0:45:24.399
<v Speaker 1>admit you was getting emotional over the nigga. No, I said,

0:45:24.480 --> 0:45:27.200
<v Speaker 1>I got emotional over him, bro with the Christmas gift

0:45:28.360 --> 0:45:30.000
<v Speaker 1>and that was a thank you. Bro. He got a

0:45:30.040 --> 0:45:33.000
<v Speaker 1>Christmas gift four years after nig for seven years. Then

0:45:33.000 --> 0:45:35.799
<v Speaker 1>he got a Christmas gift four years after me fucking him,

0:45:35.880 --> 0:45:38.840
<v Speaker 1>and then I don't even celebrate Christmas. K No, I

0:45:38.880 --> 0:45:40.600
<v Speaker 1>gave it to him in a Nike bag. Bro. It

0:45:40.680 --> 0:45:43.600
<v Speaker 1>was Nike shorts, Bro, and a lighter. I thought you

0:45:43.680 --> 0:45:47.160
<v Speaker 1>got some things because remembered. I mean I played a

0:45:47.200 --> 0:45:50.760
<v Speaker 1>little name on it, but it remembered. It's a gift gift.

0:45:51.000 --> 0:45:53.200
<v Speaker 1>But no, it was a lighter because the nigga smoke weed.

0:45:53.200 --> 0:45:56.360
<v Speaker 1>And I got a Nike shorts That is perfect. We

0:45:56.480 --> 0:45:59.759
<v Speaker 1>just fun gift. That is not I love you gift gifts.

0:45:59.800 --> 0:46:02.359
<v Speaker 1>Thank you. That's what I know, you smoke. I don't

0:46:02.360 --> 0:46:04.000
<v Speaker 1>really know how to do the whole rolling table ship

0:46:04.040 --> 0:46:07.000
<v Speaker 1>yet because it was like four years ago and he

0:46:07.080 --> 0:46:10.960
<v Speaker 1>wears short snickers Nike ones, which is why you got

0:46:11.280 --> 0:46:13.040
<v Speaker 1>and I put it all a Nike back. It's not

0:46:13.120 --> 0:46:15.600
<v Speaker 1>even like I wrapped it in up. I don't know

0:46:15.640 --> 0:46:21.920
<v Speaker 1>what that is. It's giving. Oh, it's giving. There's a

0:46:21.960 --> 0:46:27.759
<v Speaker 1>baby swimming in your that's what it's giving. Cut it off,

0:46:28.520 --> 0:46:34.000
<v Speaker 1>cut and your ship? What minute? Market we at? Okay?

0:46:34.000 --> 0:46:36.759
<v Speaker 1>See why are you trying to cut it short? I'm

0:46:36.760 --> 0:46:39.600
<v Speaker 1>ready to do y'all know. If these episodes run short,

0:46:39.640 --> 0:46:42.799
<v Speaker 1>it's because, oh wheezy mind, you pull up late, want

0:46:42.800 --> 0:46:47.640
<v Speaker 1>to leave early? That's you know, five minutes early. Oh

0:46:47.880 --> 0:46:52.440
<v Speaker 1>it was three fifty five, actually was three two, and

0:46:52.560 --> 0:46:56.319
<v Speaker 1>it was taking so long, and you did you nine

0:46:56.320 --> 0:46:59.839
<v Speaker 1>minutes late today? That what you did? You just kept saying, one,

0:47:00.200 --> 0:47:05.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm setting up like he was. Here's two forty five,

0:47:05.200 --> 0:47:07.040
<v Speaker 1>see what I mean? So why you wasn't set up?

0:47:07.760 --> 0:47:10.560
<v Speaker 1>You know what? You know what for this quality that

0:47:10.560 --> 0:47:14.320
<v Speaker 1>we're getting here at w F Medio, you cannot speed

0:47:14.360 --> 0:47:17.640
<v Speaker 1>up the process. That's right, w t F Media Studios,

0:47:17.640 --> 0:47:20.960
<v Speaker 1>come record here. We have a green screen. Now, it's dope,

0:47:21.040 --> 0:47:23.960
<v Speaker 1>it's fun, it's litch. Um. We're working on building a

0:47:24.000 --> 0:47:30.080
<v Speaker 1>third set. Um yeah yeah, um. If you guys have

0:47:30.239 --> 0:47:34.280
<v Speaker 1>not yet, um again, we are fully rebranding Official box Owner,

0:47:34.560 --> 0:47:37.640
<v Speaker 1>so make sure you go over to that. We we

0:47:37.800 --> 0:47:40.360
<v Speaker 1>we I've been in France on some today. We is

0:47:40.400 --> 0:47:44.160
<v Speaker 1>in Me and my team are officially rebranding official box Owners.

0:47:44.160 --> 0:47:46.440
<v Speaker 1>So going over to Official box owner dot com. It

0:47:46.760 --> 0:47:48.839
<v Speaker 1>is the lowest price on the internet. The only place

0:47:48.880 --> 0:47:52.160
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna get work Aciss depositories and Apple side of

0:47:52.200 --> 0:47:56.280
<v Speaker 1>vinegar gummies for just ten dollars. No promo code is needed.

0:47:56.400 --> 0:48:01.240
<v Speaker 1>That's TJ Max prices. You know you don't possibly possibly really,

0:48:01.400 --> 0:48:04.439
<v Speaker 1>but if that's the only place I can get vitamins, yeah,

0:48:05.280 --> 0:48:10.760
<v Speaker 1>before you're getting an Official box owner dot com vitamin

0:48:10.840 --> 0:48:13.359
<v Speaker 1>D or something like I just get it from a nick.

0:48:13.640 --> 0:48:18.239
<v Speaker 1>Give me that vitamin D straight from your crime. Anyways, um, no,

0:48:18.360 --> 0:48:21.400
<v Speaker 1>go to Official box owner dot com again. The pouches

0:48:21.440 --> 0:48:24.799
<v Speaker 1>are ten dollars. Um. I doubt we have boxes left,

0:48:24.840 --> 0:48:27.600
<v Speaker 1>but if there are any boxes left, make sure she's

0:48:27.920 --> 0:48:31.839
<v Speaker 1>probably um. But I'm super excited because, like I said,

0:48:31.880 --> 0:48:36.880
<v Speaker 1>we are working on manufacturing His in Hers sexual products

0:48:36.920 --> 0:48:38.319
<v Speaker 1>that are going to be launching this year, So super

0:48:38.360 --> 0:48:42.080
<v Speaker 1>excited for that. Also, if you're not sick of my voice, UM,

0:48:42.200 --> 0:48:45.120
<v Speaker 1>I am now available for your listening. Pleasure as well

0:48:45.160 --> 0:48:48.799
<v Speaker 1>every Tuesday and Friday on See the thing Is podcast,

0:48:49.000 --> 0:48:51.720
<v Speaker 1>So come over and listen to me talk about music,

0:48:52.000 --> 0:48:56.120
<v Speaker 1>pop culture, TV, current events and all that good. Also

0:48:56.239 --> 0:48:59.960
<v Speaker 1>Patreon dot com, Backslash Horrible Decisions. We're gonna have our

0:49:00.080 --> 0:49:02.960
<v Speaker 1>live town hall probably maybe even the week that you hear,

0:49:04.880 --> 0:49:07.120
<v Speaker 1>so check us out there. We do our liveship. It's

0:49:07.120 --> 0:49:10.600
<v Speaker 1>super fun. Um, we love you, and stay tuned for

0:49:10.640 --> 0:49:13.160
<v Speaker 1>five minutebout his slip. And if you're on YouTube, we

0:49:13.200 --> 0:49:16.200
<v Speaker 1>don't always add the clip, baby mad, so we don't

0:49:16.200 --> 0:49:22.920
<v Speaker 1>need you to get a fucking attitude. Baby that's you

0:49:22.920 --> 0:49:25.200
<v Speaker 1>don't bring the five minute they'd like Damn no five

0:49:25.200 --> 0:49:28.719
<v Speaker 1>minute bonus flip again? Maybe bad them? YouTube got must

0:49:28.719 --> 0:49:32.759
<v Speaker 1>be coming for your goddamn been. Anyway, this has been

0:49:32.840 --> 0:49:35.680
<v Speaker 1>yet another episode of hory bled. This is your so

0:49:35.800 --> 0:49:39.360
<v Speaker 1>next week, five guys, any of y'all used around wrap,

0:49:40.000 --> 0:49:43.960
<v Speaker 1>any of y'all use anything else as a condom without

0:49:44.040 --> 0:49:47.080
<v Speaker 1>having a condom. I'm just curious. We do you want

0:49:47.120 --> 0:49:50.000
<v Speaker 1>to talk about jail? Mandy? Actually that's everywhere everyone's head is.

0:49:50.040 --> 0:49:55.279
<v Speaker 1>It's giving to do that. It's more fun. Let's all

0:49:55.320 --> 0:49:58.960
<v Speaker 1>give our jail tips just in case you go, I

0:49:58.960 --> 0:50:01.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't want no jail to mine is go on

0:50:01.160 --> 0:50:06.920
<v Speaker 1>a full stomach because you're not gonna wanna eat that ship. Bro. Okay,

0:50:06.920 --> 0:50:09.600
<v Speaker 1>anybody else got one, Bro, We're not doing this. We're

0:50:09.640 --> 0:50:11.759
<v Speaker 1>not doing jail tips because I'm not going to jail. Bro.

0:50:12.160 --> 0:50:17.520
<v Speaker 1>I was defending myself. I was I was defended my

0:50:17.640 --> 0:50:21.120
<v Speaker 1>friend and me mm hmm. And what's sucked up about

0:50:21.160 --> 0:50:23.040
<v Speaker 1>it is the first thing I'm gonna say is I

0:50:23.120 --> 0:50:28.040
<v Speaker 1>paid my full tab and tip timber rolling. I'm gonna

0:50:28.040 --> 0:50:30.360
<v Speaker 1>say I paid my whole fucking bill, bitch, So I

0:50:30.400 --> 0:50:33.200
<v Speaker 1>don't even know why the funk I'm here, ship, damn

0:50:33.360 --> 0:50:36.080
<v Speaker 1>you hold on, watch your tone with the judge. Good point,

0:50:36.200 --> 0:50:38.080
<v Speaker 1>good one. I'm gonna watch my phone. I'm gonna go

0:50:38.120 --> 0:50:42.239
<v Speaker 1>in there be really, really nice because the judge might

0:50:42.239 --> 0:50:49.600
<v Speaker 1>try what nigga quick, I'm gonna go in with a

0:50:49.640 --> 0:50:53.440
<v Speaker 1>full belly, no liquor. I won't drink that morning, Mandy,

0:50:53.520 --> 0:50:55.440
<v Speaker 1>don't even go have a nice meal and have one

0:50:55.480 --> 0:50:57.200
<v Speaker 1>cocktail because you don't know how to shut the funk

0:50:57.239 --> 0:50:59.120
<v Speaker 1>up on your drunk bro. First off, I don't be

0:50:59.200 --> 0:51:06.000
<v Speaker 1>drunk off one cock tale, bitch. I does this? H Hello, Okay,

0:51:06.040 --> 0:51:08.120
<v Speaker 1>so you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna drink

0:51:08.200 --> 0:51:11.080
<v Speaker 1>green tea that morning. Green tea always like make you

0:51:11.160 --> 0:51:13.200
<v Speaker 1>calm and ship. That's what they always give you, Like

0:51:13.239 --> 0:51:17.239
<v Speaker 1>some green tea. I'm gonna take some green tea and

0:51:17.280 --> 0:51:19.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna work. I'm making my voice higher so it's

0:51:19.640 --> 0:51:22.399
<v Speaker 1>not so ratspy and dog. The bending is crazy. If

0:51:22.440 --> 0:51:24.200
<v Speaker 1>you fucking get let's just say they like. I want

0:51:24.200 --> 0:51:27.600
<v Speaker 1>to keep you like. Y'all stop putting this into the universe.

0:51:27.680 --> 0:51:29.880
<v Speaker 1>I am the dude. If they made me cough and

0:51:29.920 --> 0:51:34.239
<v Speaker 1>spread my own pluss, the whole bitch and going to

0:51:34.320 --> 0:51:37.719
<v Speaker 1>be thrown out. And that's what it's gonna be. Everything else,

0:51:37.800 --> 0:51:40.120
<v Speaker 1>y'all niglace to say it. It's for the birds. And

0:51:40.760 --> 0:51:42.759
<v Speaker 1>I damn near had to get pregnant for content. And

0:51:42.800 --> 0:51:45.520
<v Speaker 1>you can't just go to jail for two days, No, bitch,

0:51:45.520 --> 0:51:48.640
<v Speaker 1>I got work to do. How I'm going to places

0:51:48.680 --> 0:51:51.560
<v Speaker 1>for research purposes. I just went to saw burlesque. I'm

0:51:51.560 --> 0:51:53.719
<v Speaker 1>about to go to Times Square and see one of

0:51:53.719 --> 0:51:57.160
<v Speaker 1>his peat shows. I am going bitch throughout the pandemic.

0:51:57.200 --> 0:51:59.760
<v Speaker 1>I was at a sex club every two week. Fuck you, bitch,

0:51:59.760 --> 0:52:04.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm you needs content for the motherfucker podcast. That's what

0:52:04.600 --> 0:52:07.480
<v Speaker 1>you need to go to jail for Beach. What they

0:52:07.480 --> 0:52:11.480
<v Speaker 1>didn't even make a back seeing it people there were

0:52:11.520 --> 0:52:15.640
<v Speaker 1>fifteen people they followed state When Mandy was at the

0:52:15.680 --> 0:52:18.520
<v Speaker 1>Second Club, five there was told Viagra's fucking brand. Okay,

0:52:18.560 --> 0:52:21.799
<v Speaker 1>like we didn't know what the fun was going on. Well,

0:52:23.880 --> 0:52:26.840
<v Speaker 1>any y'all it is now. You ain't get pregnant for us.

0:52:26.920 --> 0:52:30.319
<v Speaker 1>First of all, Beach, I'm definitely not pretting meat. Then

0:52:30.320 --> 0:52:34.120
<v Speaker 1>you can told me today though, he said, oh my god,

0:52:34.239 --> 0:52:39.080
<v Speaker 1>what the fuck is wrong with Barry? I'm over Berry shot.

0:52:39.880 --> 0:52:42.120
<v Speaker 1>Berry is in another screen. I can't even see Barry.

0:52:42.160 --> 0:52:44.520
<v Speaker 1>They go, oh, he got your mug shot up with

0:52:44.520 --> 0:52:46.800
<v Speaker 1>the hype. Oh never mind, he's in the corner. I

0:52:46.840 --> 0:52:51.040
<v Speaker 1>see that little. You know what, Berry, Marry, We're not

0:52:51.080 --> 0:52:55.120
<v Speaker 1>gonna do this no more. We're just not um your

0:52:55.200 --> 0:52:59.840
<v Speaker 1>honor a whole lot good tip um. You know what

0:53:00.040 --> 0:53:03.680
<v Speaker 1>the trouble in jail because I kept saying, MS the officer,

0:53:03.880 --> 0:53:06.959
<v Speaker 1>MS the officer to come over and tell me, uh,

0:53:07.040 --> 0:53:10.840
<v Speaker 1>you see these blue stripes on my arm, I am sergeant.

0:53:11.160 --> 0:53:13.480
<v Speaker 1>I was like, you think I said, I don't go

0:53:13.520 --> 0:53:15.760
<v Speaker 1>to jail. I don't know the difference between an officer

0:53:15.880 --> 0:53:18.279
<v Speaker 1>and a sergeant and a lieutenant. They can be called

0:53:18.320 --> 0:53:20.520
<v Speaker 1>the doctor nurse. That's what she did. You know what's

0:53:20.520 --> 0:53:24.680
<v Speaker 1>crazy is I was doing. Let me mute everybody. We

0:53:24.760 --> 0:53:27.080
<v Speaker 1>got people in here. Hold on what I thought Barry

0:53:27.120 --> 0:53:31.360
<v Speaker 1>was getting cough? I mute yourself. Uh, wheezy. This was

0:53:31.400 --> 0:53:33.239
<v Speaker 1>our first time. By the way, we have almost two

0:53:33.320 --> 0:53:36.160
<v Speaker 1>hundred people in the room with us for this town hall,

0:53:36.480 --> 0:53:38.440
<v Speaker 1>So thank all of you for tuning in for the

0:53:38.520 --> 0:53:42.840
<v Speaker 1>first time, hopefully not the last time. Thank you for

0:53:43.040 --> 0:53:47.960
<v Speaker 1>opening that fucking zoom pussy up zoom pussy anyway, by

0:53:47.960 --> 0:53:50.160
<v Speaker 1>the way, for those of you who just jumped in, UM,

0:53:50.200 --> 0:53:52.839
<v Speaker 1>I apologized like we didn't add on, and I guess

0:53:52.880 --> 0:53:54.640
<v Speaker 1>I just didn't attach. So now we're good and we

0:53:54.640 --> 0:53:58.319
<v Speaker 1>should be good from here on out. Um Oh, I

0:53:58.360 --> 0:54:03.520
<v Speaker 1>do have an update. I have to get my blood

0:54:03.600 --> 0:54:06.400
<v Speaker 1>checked before LiPo and I don't know if you guys

0:54:06.440 --> 0:54:10.280
<v Speaker 1>know about my I know you know I'm allergy days,

0:54:10.320 --> 0:54:13.560
<v Speaker 1>but I have a serious fear of like, um getting

0:54:13.600 --> 0:54:16.200
<v Speaker 1>an ivy, like the blue tape, the whole thing whatever.

0:54:17.040 --> 0:54:21.080
<v Speaker 1>Um I reacted so badly to trying to get my

0:54:21.080 --> 0:54:25.520
<v Speaker 1>blood taken that. I was like, yo, like it was.

0:54:25.680 --> 0:54:28.440
<v Speaker 1>It was really intense. It was bad, like I was shaking.

0:54:28.480 --> 0:54:29.839
<v Speaker 1>The guy told me to come back in a week

0:54:29.880 --> 0:54:32.400
<v Speaker 1>and get zanex, like literally come on his zan X.

0:54:32.440 --> 0:54:34.880
<v Speaker 1>He was like, you're bugging out. And I was getting

0:54:34.880 --> 0:54:37.160
<v Speaker 1>so scared and freaking myself out so much that I

0:54:37.200 --> 0:54:39.120
<v Speaker 1>felt like I'm not ready for it to be next Friday.

0:54:39.160 --> 0:54:43.440
<v Speaker 1>So I pushed the date a little bit. He pushed

0:54:43.440 --> 0:54:46.760
<v Speaker 1>it up. Yeah, right now, it's like end of March.

0:54:46.800 --> 0:54:49.480
<v Speaker 1>Hopefully Sex Cells Season two doesn't film around then. But

0:54:50.160 --> 0:54:51.920
<v Speaker 1>I was like bugging the funk out, bro, Like my

0:54:52.040 --> 0:54:54.040
<v Speaker 1>reaction was so crazy that, like I just I was

0:54:54.120 --> 0:54:56.480
<v Speaker 1>hYP prevent I couldn't even drive myself about the film

0:54:56.560 --> 0:55:00.000
<v Speaker 1>Sex Cells in a hobbit, Carol, That's what I'm saying,

0:55:00.040 --> 0:55:01.759
<v Speaker 1>And like I'm pissed because I thought I was gonna

0:55:01.760 --> 0:55:05.000
<v Speaker 1>be Yeah,