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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from in

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Speaker 1: Living Color, David Ellen Greer March twenty seventh through the

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Speaker 1: twenty ninth. Tickets are available at Parlorlive dot com and

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Speaker 1: you can call four two five two eighty nine seven

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Speaker 1: thousand annings on the twenties, you were shutting two hundred

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Speaker 1: and fifty bucks. Hello, Yeah, um, hello, I was looking

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Speaker 1: for mister Ricky. Yeah, this is Ricky. Mister. My name

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Speaker 1: is Clarence, and I'm calling from healthcare dot gov. You

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Speaker 1: had requested via our website that somebody call you. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Do you know how hard it is to get a

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Speaker 1: hold of you people. I mean, we're kind of busy

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Speaker 1: over here, you know. Yeah, I know you have a

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Speaker 1: lot in your hands right now, but we're reaching yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean like, hey, hey, we're trying to give like

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Speaker 1: the whole country like some free health insurance. And then

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Speaker 1: you over there talking about like we too busy? Did

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Speaker 1: you just because I mean yeah, but you was getting

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Speaker 1: real confrontational with me, So I just was like, hey,

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Speaker 1: you know, let's calm down a little bit, talk about

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Speaker 1: this healthcare thing. You know. Yea, I'm saying, muf I

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Speaker 1: don't see any reasons for the profanity, sir. All right, look,

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Speaker 1: we both need to calm down a little bit. So

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Speaker 1: what's the problem. You got something on your Are you

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Speaker 1: really just asking me about my Yeah? I mean like

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Speaker 1: you trying to get healthcare and stuff. We both know

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Speaker 1: what that's about. It. I didn't I didn't call you,

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Speaker 1: but I'm like, all right, you probably was out with

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Speaker 1: some breezy who you just met at the club. I

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Speaker 1: don't go like, I can't believe you're saying this is hey,

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Speaker 1: it's only can I talk to your supervisors, someone that's

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Speaker 1: in charge there? Hey, look, man, hey, we both grown men, right,

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Speaker 1: Like I'm a grown ass man. You're a grown ass man.

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Speaker 1: I'm a grown ass man. Yeah. Yeah, you to address

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Speaker 1: me like a grown ass man. Please, you're a grown

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Speaker 1: ass man with something your I get it. This is

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Speaker 1: getting ridiculous When I talk to your supervisor, let me

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Speaker 1: help you out first, like dot, Hey, I got you,

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Speaker 1: I got you. Like you want some good healthcare that

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Speaker 1: doesn't cost you too much? What does that mean? Yeah? Hey,

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Speaker 1: that means hey, y'all want to put you up on

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Speaker 1: that big pooka care son. You ain't heard of that.

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Speaker 1: I know you ain't heard that Hey, I know you

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Speaker 1: ain't heard that because that's my own healthcare. Look, I

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Speaker 1: just work for this website, you know, Like I call

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Speaker 1: up people with problems, but I'm like trying to sell

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Speaker 1: my own thing right now. You know there's no way

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Speaker 1: that you're peddling your own healthcare system. Dude. Oh yeah, Hey,

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Speaker 1: let's say, like a real fine girl walks by and

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Speaker 1: you break your neck looking at it, right, I got you,

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Speaker 1: that's he that's the tagline. That's the tagline of my insurance.

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Speaker 1: We got you. It just does it make sense to

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Speaker 1: me right now? I make perfect sense to me. Hey,

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Speaker 1: makes perfect sense to me. Why are you gonna go

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Speaker 1: with this healthcare when you could go with my own healthcare?

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Like these is this website

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Speaker 1: so hard to figure out? You trying to call you?

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Speaker 1: Like you send an emails for us to call you. Man,

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Speaker 1: I'll give you my own personal self on the when

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Speaker 1: you call me up you have a problem, I take

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Speaker 1: care of it. I want to talk. I want I

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Speaker 1: want to like shign up for the healthcare system. The

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Speaker 1: discovernment this promise does that Obama campaigned on can't you

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Speaker 1: get arrested? Or is it? Is it illegal. Hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: call someone app you. Hey, Hey, I don't like to

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Speaker 1: use that word. You know what I'm saying, like, let's

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Speaker 1: not say illegal, you know, let's just say I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to hook you up. Well, this sounds like a bull

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Speaker 1: scam man, No scam man. Look y'all need insurance. I

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Speaker 1: got the best insurance around. Now give me your credit card, muffle.

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Speaker 1: I want to I want insurance and transfer me to

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Speaker 1: someone that can help me. Damn right, it's unbelievable because

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Speaker 1: this ain't even a real phone call at all. Son, Really,

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm Moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Oh my god. Your roommate Nate set you up.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah. He's says that you've been trying to get

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Speaker 1: healthcare through the government website and you're super pissed off

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Speaker 1: about it. To that thing is do it works? Hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: I just gave you the best option. Get on that

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