Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today, the
Speaker 1: subject somebody has a secret admirer. But right now the
Speaker 1: nephew in the building with today's prank phone call, what
Speaker 1: you got for is enough? Well, you know earlier last
Speaker 1: hour I played tumbstone for y'all. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So this right here is can I borrow your freezer?
Speaker 1: Can I borrow yours? That's the same. Yeah, Well, let
Speaker 1: me explain it to you. I am the funeral director. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and we have run out of space. Don't say it,
Speaker 1: don't say and I need a freezer. You understand what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Oh, yeah, we can't. We can't let the
Speaker 1: body get wong. We can't let this body get warm.
Speaker 1: We got to keep it cold. Cat, let's go a
Speaker 1: light equipment? Does the train on? How can I help you?
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach the manager, right, yes, dal is
Speaker 1: the manager? How can I help you? Okay? Is Deil available?
Speaker 1: Is he there? Keep actually with a customer? Is there
Speaker 1: something that I can help you with? Or pass along
Speaker 1: the message? Okay? So, y'all, Allied equipment? What what? What?
Speaker 1: What exactly? Do y'all have there? I'm gonna make sure
Speaker 1: i'm calling the right place. Oh, yes, of course. It's
Speaker 1: a restaurant supply company. Um, so we have you know,
Speaker 1: everything from freezers, refrigerators to your basic restaurant supplies. Okay,
Speaker 1: do y'all do have freezings, because that's what I'm trying
Speaker 1: to do. What I'm trying to do is, uh, I've
Speaker 1: run out of freezer space, and I'm trying to see
Speaker 1: if possibly, you know, my back is up against the
Speaker 1: wall right now. I'm trying to see if I can
Speaker 1: possibly uh put something in one of you as freezers
Speaker 1: for a couple of days until I get freed up
Speaker 1: on this end. That So that's why I wanted to
Speaker 1: to see if you guys would allow me to do
Speaker 1: something like that. Is that possible? Um, sir, Sorry, I'm
Speaker 1: a little confused. I don't want to buy a freezer.
Speaker 1: You just want to put something in one of our freezers.
Speaker 1: I just want to put somebody there for a couple
Speaker 1: of days because I have a freezer, but mine is
Speaker 1: completely full, and I'm trying to see if I can
Speaker 1: put something you as freezer until you know, for a
Speaker 1: couple of days and then I'll come back and get it.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. We don't do that. Um uh, if
Speaker 1: you wanted to to come by and purchase the freezer,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm having to help you, but we don't allow
Speaker 1: outside vendors to put things in our freezers. That's that's yeah,
Speaker 1: that's I'm sorry. Well, well, I was told if Dale
Speaker 1: wouldn't hear what was going on, he might he might
Speaker 1: being to help me though. Okay, um, you said your
Speaker 1: name is Kevin. Okay, Kevin, if you just hold a moment,
Speaker 1: I will see if Dale can take your call. That's
Speaker 1: that's what the hell I asked in the first plate. Okay,
Speaker 1: then hold on a moment, please here, This is help you.
Speaker 1: How you doing this? Is Kevin? Kevin? And uh, I've
Speaker 1: been on the phone with with your sales person. But
Speaker 1: I let me tell you what I'm trying to do. Man.
Speaker 1: I'm um, I'm trying to use your You have a
Speaker 1: lot of walking freezers that you all sell, right right?
Speaker 1: We do? Yeah? Okay, so what what I got is
Speaker 1: my freezer is completely full, man, and I'm I'm my
Speaker 1: back is against the wall. You can't highly recommended to
Speaker 1: give you a call, is it? Possible for me to, um,
Speaker 1: I need to keep something frozen for a few days. Uh,
Speaker 1: it's only gonna be like two days. My my freezer
Speaker 1: will be uh you know, half empty in a couple
Speaker 1: of days. I just want to just need some somebody
Speaker 1: to just kind of help me out here. Is it
Speaker 1: possible for me to bring something over there to keep
Speaker 1: it frozen for a couple of days? You know what
Speaker 1: we got at the show room, you know, with different
Speaker 1: displays so you can see what different kind of refrigerators
Speaker 1: look in your restaurants. But I mean, if you want
Speaker 1: to come and take a look at one, I could
Speaker 1: have you in if you're interested in buying one. But
Speaker 1: now I'm not there for show, you know, right right? No, No,
Speaker 1: I have a cool I have a freezer already, but
Speaker 1: like I say, nine is just full. In a couple
Speaker 1: of days, it won't be And I really got to
Speaker 1: get this this stuff on frozen. Man, I I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be in trouble. Like I said, I'm um um my
Speaker 1: back against the wall over him man. And I can't
Speaker 1: remember who recommended you, but you can't highly recommended that
Speaker 1: you might be able to show me a little love
Speaker 1: on this look. I guess it comes back depends on
Speaker 1: what do you need? How much? How much do you
Speaker 1: have that you need frozen? I mean, I don't even
Speaker 1: know what you well, I got um three bodies that
Speaker 1: I need to get um to keep, you know, to
Speaker 1: keep frozen. Man. That you know we run the mortuary
Speaker 1: over here. This is body. Yeah we got three people bodies. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we got three bodies that and like I said, my
Speaker 1: my freezers fuller. Man. But in a couple of days,
Speaker 1: you know, these bodies, you know, the funerals would have happened.
Speaker 1: So we'll we'll be freed up, you know. But right
Speaker 1: now I got I got three bodies coming in the
Speaker 1: day that I got to get in the freezer. Are
Speaker 1: you crazy? Are you damn mine? No? No, no, I'm
Speaker 1: They're serious. I'm dead sios bro. So I'm like I said,
Speaker 1: you can't highly recommend it, you know what. I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to get somebody to show me a little love. Man.
Speaker 1: You got those freezes, you don't have nothing in them,
Speaker 1: you know, I just needed for a couple of days.
Speaker 1: You gotta be out of your mind. We're not talking
Speaker 1: about ice. This isn't chicken wings or report shoulder he's
Speaker 1: a people. You are out of your mind, man, But
Speaker 1: but listen to me down then listen to what I'm
Speaker 1: gonna You understand how serious this is. I have to
Speaker 1: keep them frozen. That's the reason why I'm calling. I'm
Speaker 1: needing your help, man. Yeah, I understand that. Look, if
Speaker 1: you want to, I'll have you come in to buy
Speaker 1: your own freezer. You can put your own bodies in
Speaker 1: your own freezer. How might the show off my show
Speaker 1: room with frozen bodies and the freezer? Uh, but just
Speaker 1: just don't just don't show that one for a couple
Speaker 1: of days. You know what I'm saying, don't just don't
Speaker 1: show it all. We'll just come you know what. You
Speaker 1: know what here what we could do. We could put
Speaker 1: the bodies in there, just cover them up and people
Speaker 1: don't want to know what it is. Yeah, And then
Speaker 1: I get a buyer that comes in and the cover
Speaker 1: falls off it and I got a frozen that body
Speaker 1: and my freezer. Is that even legal? I don't know. Man.
Speaker 1: All I'm saying is, here's the deal. Man. You can't
Speaker 1: highly recommended. They told me that you would probably show
Speaker 1: me so love. I'm actually, you know, getting ready to
Speaker 1: load up and come your way, dude, you keep those
Speaker 1: dead bodies away from my store. I'm telling you right now,
Speaker 1: I can't hook you up on this one, all right.
Speaker 1: I just can't do it. Okay. But we shouldn't load
Speaker 1: up and come that way though, man. So you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. It's it's I mean, what am I
Speaker 1: supposed to do? I have no you know what you
Speaker 1: want to come talk to me. You want to buy
Speaker 1: a freezer for yourself and you want to freeze your
Speaker 1: dead bodies on your own. I don't care. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you a freezer. I got no problem with telling you
Speaker 1: a freezer. But you're not bringing the bodies here. It's
Speaker 1: just not happening. So if Alonzo, if Alonzo calls you
Speaker 1: and green lights, is it okay? The is h I
Speaker 1: highly down. Alonzo is gonna call me and tell me
Speaker 1: to put freak at some body and our showroom floor freezers?
Speaker 1: I made out that. Okay, okay, but but but guess
Speaker 1: what Alonzo told me? What are the lions? I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: Alonzo told me to give you a call. He told
Speaker 1: me to give you a plank phone call. This is
Speaker 1: no from the Steve Moment show. Come on, are you serious. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I'm having my chatter. Oh ohez that guy. You just
Speaker 1: you just got pranked by your GM baby, That's why
Speaker 1: I happened right here. All right, man, give me one
Speaker 1: more thing. You gotta tell me this right here, Dale,
Speaker 1: what is the baddest and I'm talking about the baddest
Speaker 1: radio show in the land. It is the Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: Morning Show, my friend about that? I just you know,
Speaker 1: just here lately, just I don't know what it is. Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll stick around for a while. Okay, we're not ready
Speaker 1: for you to leave here yet. I'm not ready to
Speaker 1: leave you. I'm just saying it sounds like it, Hey, sir,
Speaker 1: funeral rehearsals and feisty here lately. Well you're I mean,
Speaker 1: you're talking about funeral rehearsals, and I'm sick of you.
Speaker 1: That ain't feistiness. That's sick of you. So in the
Speaker 1: words and one of my ain't I'm worse. Yeah, yeah
Speaker 1: as hell. All I want to do is bar friends
Speaker 1: on the funeral director. Let's put a dead body in
Speaker 1: until we get freed up over here. We ain't got
Speaker 1: the most space, okay, Wow, dead bodies need love and
Speaker 1: space too. Okay, you can't bear these people every day?
Speaker 1: Next week? Right? How much longer we got to this?
Speaker 1: That's right, but you're tired. I'm if you know your
Speaker 1: patients and Daniel and stupidity gets up a lot fast.
Speaker 1: All right, listen, thank you Nephew, and thank you Stave
Speaker 1: for that. Okay, coming up next, it's the Strawberry Letters,
Speaker 1: subject somebody has a secret admirer. We'll get into it
Speaker 1: right after this.