WEBVTT - Can I Borrow Your Freezer

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today, the

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<v Speaker 1>subject somebody has a secret admirer. But right now the

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<v Speaker 1>nephew in the building with today's prank phone call, what

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<v Speaker 1>you got for is enough? Well, you know earlier last

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<v Speaker 1>hour I played tumbstone for y'all. You know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>So this right here is can I borrow your freezer?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I borrow yours? That's the same. Yeah, Well, let

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<v Speaker 1>me explain it to you. I am the funeral director. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and we have run out of space. Don't say it,

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<v Speaker 1>don't say and I need a freezer. You understand what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying. Oh, yeah, we can't. We can't let the

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<v Speaker 1>body get wong. We can't let this body get warm.

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<v Speaker 1>We got to keep it cold. Cat, let's go a

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<v Speaker 1>light equipment? Does the train on? How can I help you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to reach the manager, right, yes, dal is

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<v Speaker 1>the manager? How can I help you? Okay? Is Deil available?

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<v Speaker 1>Is he there? Keep actually with a customer? Is there

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<v Speaker 1>something that I can help you with? Or pass along

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<v Speaker 1>the message? Okay? So, y'all, Allied equipment? What what? What?

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<v Speaker 1>What exactly? Do y'all have there? I'm gonna make sure

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<v Speaker 1>i'm calling the right place. Oh, yes, of course. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a restaurant supply company. Um, so we have you know,

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<v Speaker 1>everything from freezers, refrigerators to your basic restaurant supplies. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>do y'all do have freezings, because that's what I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to do. What I'm trying to do is, uh, I've

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<v Speaker 1>run out of freezer space, and I'm trying to see

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<v Speaker 1>if possibly, you know, my back is up against the

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<v Speaker 1>wall right now. I'm trying to see if I can

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<v Speaker 1>possibly uh put something in one of you as freezers

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<v Speaker 1>for a couple of days until I get freed up

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<v Speaker 1>on this end. That So that's why I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>to see if you guys would allow me to do

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<v Speaker 1>something like that. Is that possible? Um, sir, Sorry, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a little confused. I don't want to buy a freezer.

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<v Speaker 1>You just want to put something in one of our freezers.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to put somebody there for a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of days because I have a freezer, but mine is

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<v Speaker 1>completely full, and I'm trying to see if I can

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<v Speaker 1>put something you as freezer until you know, for a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of days and then I'll come back and get it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry. We don't do that. Um uh, if

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<v Speaker 1>you wanted to to come by and purchase the freezer,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm having to help you, but we don't allow

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<v Speaker 1>outside vendors to put things in our freezers. That's that's yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's I'm sorry. Well, well, I was told if Dale

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't hear what was going on, he might he might

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<v Speaker 1>being to help me though. Okay, um, you said your

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<v Speaker 1>name is Kevin. Okay, Kevin, if you just hold a moment,

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<v Speaker 1>I will see if Dale can take your call. That's

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<v Speaker 1>that's what the hell I asked in the first plate. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>then hold on a moment, please here, This is help you.

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing this? Is Kevin? Kevin? And uh, I've

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<v Speaker 1>been on the phone with with your sales person. But

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<v Speaker 1>I let me tell you what I'm trying to do. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm um, I'm trying to use your You have a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of walking freezers that you all sell, right right?

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<v Speaker 1>We do? Yeah? Okay, so what what I got is

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<v Speaker 1>my freezer is completely full, man, and I'm I'm my

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<v Speaker 1>back is against the wall. You can't highly recommended to

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<v Speaker 1>give you a call, is it? Possible for me to, um,

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<v Speaker 1>I need to keep something frozen for a few days. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's only gonna be like two days. My my freezer

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<v Speaker 1>will be uh you know, half empty in a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of days. I just want to just need some somebody

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<v Speaker 1>to just kind of help me out here. Is it

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<v Speaker 1>possible for me to bring something over there to keep

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<v Speaker 1>it frozen for a couple of days? You know what

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<v Speaker 1>we got at the show room, you know, with different

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<v Speaker 1>displays so you can see what different kind of refrigerators

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<v Speaker 1>look in your restaurants. But I mean, if you want

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<v Speaker 1>to come and take a look at one, I could

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<v Speaker 1>have you in if you're interested in buying one. But

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<v Speaker 1>now I'm not there for show, you know, right right? No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a cool I have a freezer already, but

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<v Speaker 1>like I say, nine is just full. In a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of days, it won't be And I really got to

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<v Speaker 1>get this this stuff on frozen. Man, I I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be in trouble. Like I said, I'm um um my

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<v Speaker 1>back against the wall over him man. And I can't

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<v Speaker 1>remember who recommended you, but you can't highly recommended that

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<v Speaker 1>you might be able to show me a little love

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<v Speaker 1>on this look. I guess it comes back depends on

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<v Speaker 1>what do you need? How much? How much do you

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<v Speaker 1>have that you need frozen? I mean, I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>know what you well, I got um three bodies that

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<v Speaker 1>I need to get um to keep, you know, to

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<v Speaker 1>keep frozen. Man. That you know we run the mortuary

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<v Speaker 1>over here. This is body. Yeah we got three people bodies. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we got three bodies that and like I said, my

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<v Speaker 1>my freezers fuller. Man. But in a couple of days,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, these bodies, you know, the funerals would have happened.

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<v Speaker 1>So we'll we'll be freed up, you know. But right

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<v Speaker 1>now I got I got three bodies coming in the

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<v Speaker 1>day that I got to get in the freezer. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you crazy? Are you damn mine? No? No, no, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>They're serious. I'm dead sios bro. So I'm like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't highly recommend it, you know what. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get somebody to show me a little love. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>You got those freezes, you don't have nothing in them,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I just needed for a couple of days.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta be out of your mind. We're not talking

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<v Speaker 1>about ice. This isn't chicken wings or report shoulder he's

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<v Speaker 1>a people. You are out of your mind, man, But

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<v Speaker 1>but listen to me down then listen to what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna You understand how serious this is. I have to

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<v Speaker 1>keep them frozen. That's the reason why I'm calling. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>needing your help, man. Yeah, I understand that. Look, if

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<v Speaker 1>you want to, I'll have you come in to buy

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<v Speaker 1>your own freezer. You can put your own bodies in

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<v Speaker 1>your own freezer. How might the show off my show

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<v Speaker 1>room with frozen bodies and the freezer? Uh, but just

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<v Speaker 1>just don't just don't show that one for a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of days. You know what I'm saying, don't just don't

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<v Speaker 1>show it all. We'll just come you know what. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what here what we could do. We could put

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<v Speaker 1>the bodies in there, just cover them up and people

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to know what it is. Yeah, And then

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<v Speaker 1>I get a buyer that comes in and the cover

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<v Speaker 1>falls off it and I got a frozen that body

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<v Speaker 1>and my freezer. Is that even legal? I don't know. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>All I'm saying is, here's the deal. Man. You can't

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<v Speaker 1>highly recommended. They told me that you would probably show

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<v Speaker 1>me so love. I'm actually, you know, getting ready to

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<v Speaker 1>load up and come your way, dude, you keep those

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<v Speaker 1>dead bodies away from my store. I'm telling you right now,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't hook you up on this one, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>I just can't do it. Okay. But we shouldn't load

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<v Speaker 1>up and come that way though, man. So you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying. It's it's I mean, what am I

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to do? I have no you know what you

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<v Speaker 1>want to come talk to me. You want to buy

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<v Speaker 1>a freezer for yourself and you want to freeze your

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<v Speaker 1>dead bodies on your own. I don't care. I'll tell

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<v Speaker 1>you a freezer. I got no problem with telling you

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<v Speaker 1>a freezer. But you're not bringing the bodies here. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just not happening. So if Alonzo, if Alonzo calls you

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<v Speaker 1>and green lights, is it okay? The is h I

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<v Speaker 1>highly down. Alonzo is gonna call me and tell me

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<v Speaker 1>to put freak at some body and our showroom floor freezers?

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<v Speaker 1>I made out that. Okay, okay, but but but guess

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<v Speaker 1>what Alonzo told me? What are the lions? I'm telling you,

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<v Speaker 1>Alonzo told me to give you a call. He told

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<v Speaker 1>me to give you a plank phone call. This is

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<v Speaker 1>no from the Steve Moment show. Come on, are you serious. Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm having my chatter. Oh ohez that guy. You just

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<v Speaker 1>you just got pranked by your GM baby, That's why

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<v Speaker 1>I happened right here. All right, man, give me one

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<v Speaker 1>more thing. You gotta tell me this right here, Dale,

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<v Speaker 1>what is the baddest and I'm talking about the baddest

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<v Speaker 1>radio show in the land. It is the Steve Harvey

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show, my friend about that? I just you know,

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<v Speaker 1>just here lately, just I don't know what it is. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll stick around for a while. Okay, we're not ready

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<v Speaker 1>for you to leave here yet. I'm not ready to

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<v Speaker 1>leave you. I'm just saying it sounds like it, Hey, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>funeral rehearsals and feisty here lately. Well you're I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you're talking about funeral rehearsals, and I'm sick of you.

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<v Speaker 1>That ain't feistiness. That's sick of you. So in the

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<v Speaker 1>words and one of my ain't I'm worse. Yeah, yeah

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<v Speaker 1>as hell. All I want to do is bar friends

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<v Speaker 1>on the funeral director. Let's put a dead body in

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<v Speaker 1>until we get freed up over here. We ain't got

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<v Speaker 1>the most space, okay, Wow, dead bodies need love and

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<v Speaker 1>space too. Okay, you can't bear these people every day?

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<v Speaker 1>Next week? Right? How much longer we got to this?

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, but you're tired. I'm if you know your

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<v Speaker 1>patients and Daniel and stupidity gets up a lot fast.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, listen, thank you Nephew, and thank you Stave

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<v Speaker 1>for that. Okay, coming up next, it's the Strawberry Letters,

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<v Speaker 1>subject somebody has a secret admirer. We'll get into it

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<v Speaker 1>right after this.