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Speaker 1: subject somebody has a secret admirer. But right now the

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Speaker 1: nephew in the building with today's prank phone call, what

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Speaker 1: you got for is enough? Well, you know earlier last

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Speaker 1: hour I played tumbstone for y'all. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: So this right here is can I borrow your freezer?

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Speaker 1: Can I borrow yours? That's the same. Yeah, Well, let

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Speaker 1: me explain it to you. I am the funeral director. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and we have run out of space. Don't say it,

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. Oh, yeah, we can't. We can't let the

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Speaker 1: We got to keep it cold. Cat, let's go a

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Speaker 1: light equipment? Does the train on? How can I help you?

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach the manager, right, yes, dal is

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Speaker 1: the manager? How can I help you? Okay? Is Deil available?

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Speaker 1: Is he there? Keep actually with a customer? Is there

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Speaker 1: the message? Okay? So, y'all, Allied equipment? What what? What?

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Speaker 1: What exactly? Do y'all have there? I'm gonna make sure

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Speaker 1: a restaurant supply company. Um, so we have you know,

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Speaker 1: everything from freezers, refrigerators to your basic restaurant supplies. Okay,

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Speaker 1: do y'all do have freezings, because that's what I'm trying

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Speaker 1: You just want to put something in one of our freezers.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. We don't do that. Um uh, if

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm having to help you, but we don't allow

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Speaker 1: outside vendors to put things in our freezers. That's that's yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's I'm sorry. Well, well, I was told if Dale

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Speaker 1: I will see if Dale can take your call. That's

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Speaker 1: that's what the hell I asked in the first plate. Okay,

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Speaker 1: How you doing this? Is Kevin? Kevin? And uh, I've

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Speaker 1: I'm um, I'm trying to use your You have a

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Speaker 1: We do? Yeah? Okay, so what what I got is

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Speaker 1: just not happening. So if Alonzo, if Alonzo calls you

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Speaker 1: I made out that. Okay, okay, but but but guess

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Speaker 1: what Alonzo told me? What are the lions? I'm telling you,

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Speaker 1: Alonzo told me to give you a call. He told

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Speaker 1: no from the Steve Moment show. Come on, are you serious. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: more thing. You gotta tell me this right here, Dale,

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Speaker 1: Morning Show, my friend about that? I just you know,

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Speaker 1: as hell. All I want to do is bar friends

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Speaker 1: on the funeral director. Let's put a dead body in

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Speaker 1: Next week? Right? How much longer we got to this?

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Speaker 1: That's right, but you're tired. I'm if you know your

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