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Speaker 1: Eddie and I know the least about sports. But I'm

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Speaker 1: altering their intro and the prends are in the playoffs.

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Speaker 1: him and even more extended intro. What's up, y'all? It

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Speaker 1: is Sciss and I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.

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Speaker 1: Eddie is the one that we're looking on the housing.

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Speaker 1: The clock is ticking on his housing. I know everyone's

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Speaker 1: worried about my housing situation. Guys, it's okay. I'm not

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Speaker 1: gonna give you any updates like raided for the past year. Hey, guys,

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Speaker 1: on Monday we talked about I was so annoyed. I

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Speaker 1: there with her dumb dog hole at the home Depot

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Speaker 1: have Lows commercials running now? Can I why it doesn't

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Speaker 1: make a difference? Home Depot more doing more deepoing? Why

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Speaker 1: do you take your dog to the store? Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: first of all, she's not a dumb dog. Is a

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Speaker 1: fantastic What dumb dog to the store? I'm saying, I

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Speaker 1: for my my trees. Do you own a home? What's

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Speaker 1: your feelings on hose? And I'll hang up? And but

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Speaker 1: why why can't it's easier faster to just run in

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Speaker 1: just about anywhere I can't. And here's why I saw

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Speaker 1: We have our whole lives. I gotta go hang out

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Speaker 1: to have this whole life. But to our dogs, we

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Speaker 1: Roomy's life. I'm gonna take her to patios where she

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Speaker 1: do you feel the same after hearing this meme? Do

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Speaker 1: I don't understand? There are you want to label of

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Speaker 1: I'll never make somebody else do it into I'll keep her.

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Speaker 1: I mean, she's very well trained. She stays right next

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Speaker 1: it makes people's day and she's out of the way.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you right now. Pablo lickses, I don't lick

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Speaker 1: sparring today? No, I'm just I'm practicing on the bag. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I take Remy to Lows, I take her to Home Goods,

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Speaker 1: to home Goods? Yeah? Can you take her to Kroger? No,

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Speaker 1: you can't take them to groceries anywhere there's food unless

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Speaker 1: Brewery's inside brewery. You take him to Sunny's. Yes, exactly.

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Speaker 1: Point him. Two dogs are allowed there. I'm okay with

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Speaker 1: understand why people want to take their damn dog to

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Speaker 1: I'm broadening her spectrum of smells. Come here, Come here, pooch,

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Speaker 1: Let me which pesticide? Do you think we'll kill the

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Speaker 1: weeds the best in the backyard? Why are you foming

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Speaker 1: When you're running into home deepow er lows for twenty minutes,

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Speaker 1: I'm never like an hour. You can't get out of there.

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Speaker 1: Maybe because you're single, Like if you had a boyfriend

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Speaker 1: or like a family, you wouldn't take your dog girlfriend. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: to me, Ralphie, it's the Jiffy Loops, it's the oil

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Speaker 1: So yeah, Hey, Ralphie, thank you so much for coming on. Dude.

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Speaker 1: I have a great day, and I don't want you

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Speaker 1: you listen to the podcast? Man? Uh? See you post

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Speaker 1: it up coaching. Have a good day, Ralphanks coach. Hey,

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Speaker 1: Ralphie White, Ralphie, you got a family, but you want

421
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Speaker 1: to shout out there listens. Actually, yeah, I'm on my

422
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,720
Speaker 1: way right now to Waco to pick up a couple

423
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:07,320
Speaker 1: of cuts in its. Claudio and Daniel, we're going to

424
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Speaker 1: Indiana for a truck show. Well you're driving from U

425
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:15,199
Speaker 1: Valley to Indiana. Well first Waco. Yeah, I'm gonna head

426
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:17,560
Speaker 1: of the Waco. I'm right outside of Georgetown right now.

427
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:19,760
Speaker 1: I know he's gotta get Daniel and Claudio up in.

428
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Speaker 1: How's that? I thirty five traffic. Believe we're not couch.

429
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:26,720
Speaker 1: I rolled right on through Austin a round draw. That's

430
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:29,399
Speaker 1: a rarity. That means the trip is gonna be good, Coach,

431
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Speaker 1: It's gonna be a great trip. All right, man, have

432
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Speaker 1: fun in Indiana. Don't look for you. I heard the

433
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:39,840
Speaker 1: proceeds up there. Real nice. Oh you know, coach, we'll

434
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Speaker 1: keep down the well. Thanks Ralphie. All right, that car

435
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:50,840
Speaker 1: minute brought to you by Yeah, we're gonna get you done.

436
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:53,399
Speaker 1: If you got any grease left over saving for the monkey,

437
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:56,120
Speaker 1: ranch on the monkey either or we'll talk to you later.

438
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Speaker 1: That was your gear chaft minute. Guys. I'm serious on

439
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:03,400
Speaker 1: the Solar Losing podcast. I could do it auto. I mean,

440
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:05,240
Speaker 1: I love talking about car. I hate to tell you.

441
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:08,480
Speaker 1: Ralphie sounded really good, like about cars, like he knew everything,

442
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:11,359
Speaker 1: Like he sounded real smart. It's crazy you look at

443
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,600
Speaker 1: cars and people really think like, oh, it's too complicated.

444
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:17,200
Speaker 1: It's really not that complicated. Okay, it's not. Now, could

445
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:19,480
Speaker 1: I build you a car? No, I just thought you

446
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:22,840
Speaker 1: said it was not that complicated, coach. Identifying problems with

447
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:24,600
Speaker 1: a car is just not a lot of things that

448
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:29,679
Speaker 1: can go wrong. Now cars, they're like electrical, No, it's

449
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:32,639
Speaker 1: gonna get real hard because it's all this chip or

450
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:35,320
Speaker 1: that chip. This. You know, that's easy because the chip

451
00:23:35,359 --> 00:23:37,280
Speaker 1: tells you exactly what the problem is. You don't even

452
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:39,159
Speaker 1: need someone to be like, well let me look at that.

453
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,320
Speaker 1: Let me let me test that out. You plug the

454
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,359
Speaker 1: computer in the computers like here it is. This is

455
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:45,600
Speaker 1: your little nut and bolt that won't work. So you're

456
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Speaker 1: saying mechanics are on the way out, No, because you

457
00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:50,000
Speaker 1: still need a mechanic to read the computer. Good, don't

458
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Speaker 1: say that because my um my brother's stepson is in

459
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:56,160
Speaker 1: mechanical school right now up in Chicago. That's what's crazy

460
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,680
Speaker 1: about when they always say, like, the diagnostic alone is

461
00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:00,440
Speaker 1: gonna cost you about a hundred bucks to figure out

462
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,200
Speaker 1: what the problem is. Dude, they're gonna plug in something

463
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,040
Speaker 1: of that computer and it's gonna tell him what the

464
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,040
Speaker 1: problem is. The're gonna charge you hunter bucks. It's but

465
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:08,560
Speaker 1: that diagnostic fee goes away if you get the work

466
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Speaker 1: done at their shot right on five dollar feet, but

467
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,560
Speaker 1: it goes away if you if you get the work

468
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:19,600
Speaker 1: done here, boys, you won't believe this. Just a small

469
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:23,400
Speaker 1: car story about a year ago. My car wouldn't go

470
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Speaker 1: at a reverse. It would only go in reverse. So

471
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Speaker 1: you drove to work backwards. Guys, so is at the

472
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Speaker 1: gas station. So I had to put my parking break. Okay,

473
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Speaker 1: baby driver? What what? What's baby driving? Never seen that movie?

474
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Speaker 1: Great movie, good reference. Nobody's seen. Hey, okay, Fast and

475
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Speaker 1: the Furious. Now you're talking, Paul Walker. The wheel come on, okay, okay,

476
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Speaker 1: gone in sixty seconds. Hey, so listen. I'm up here

477
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Speaker 1: at the Philip sixty six. I'm parked and I had

478
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Speaker 1: to keep it in reverse and put on my parking

479
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Speaker 1: break turn my car off with I think it was

480
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Speaker 1: able to turn off in reverse. I don't think it

481
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:11,320
Speaker 1: would turn on though, But anyways, I paid the dude

482
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Speaker 1: to get there. Whatever it was he did, it was

483
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Speaker 1: some little part. My wife found it on YouTube. At

484
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Speaker 1: the time it was she was my fiance or girlfriend,

485
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Speaker 1: I don't know exactly, before you were married. Yeah, so

486
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Speaker 1: she found it on YouTube, and my wife says, I

487
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,080
Speaker 1: bet I can get into your car and fix it,

488
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:27,320
Speaker 1: and I said, sweetie. She goes, I watched it on YouTube.

489
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Speaker 1: I think it's just one little part, and I went

490
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Speaker 1: and got it at NAPA. It's this little part in

491
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Speaker 1: a car. I didn't let her, but the dude came.

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Speaker 1: The dude fixed it and maybe less than a minute.

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Speaker 1: I guess how much you charged me? I go, hey, man,

494
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:42,359
Speaker 1: I'm he went to you, so that's gonna be expensive.

495
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:46,480
Speaker 1: He charged you, and he goes and he got and

496
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Speaker 1: I said, man, you did that really quick. Well what

497
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Speaker 1: do you come on? What do you charge? You want

498
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Speaker 1: to charge me? He's like, listen, dude, I rushed out

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Speaker 1: here to I got you fixed up in less than

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Speaker 1: an hour, and then the part itself, putting it, applying

501
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Speaker 1: it to less than a minute. I got to charge

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Speaker 1: you a hundred dollars. Though, I mean, good god, we

503
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 1: gave him the part. That's not bad. My wife went

504
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:06,399
Speaker 1: and bought the part. We gave it to him. He

505
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 1: did it in a minute. And I was like, you

506
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:09,879
Speaker 1: know what, sweetie, I should have had you crawling in

507
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,639
Speaker 1: my car and do that would have saved Hunter bus.

508
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Speaker 1: And That's what I'm saying, like, and I'm not discrediting

509
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Speaker 1: these honest people out there like, like Ralphael was talking about,

510
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,240
Speaker 1: we're trying to make a living. I get it. Is

511
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Speaker 1: somebody getting some text. Guys, I hear that. I don't

512
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Speaker 1: know what lunch did you freaking Okay, you're looking like

513
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Speaker 1: you were getting I was looking because I heard it,

514
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,040
Speaker 1: and I started looking at my wife. I think I'm

515
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Speaker 1: getting a divorce. Here we go. She what it's you?

516
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:39,960
Speaker 1: Road closure on I forty West. So that's why stop

517
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:43,120
Speaker 1: the podcast? Dude, what kind of what's the big deal?

518
00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:46,000
Speaker 1: I've never gotten a message like that on my phone,

519
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:48,400
Speaker 1: but it just told me the entire interstate is closed,

520
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:50,359
Speaker 1: so you have to find a different route. What going

521
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 1: to someone trying to rob you and they hack your phone.

522
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:56,720
Speaker 1: They're like your route to left at this stop sign

523
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:59,200
Speaker 1: instead of a run, you need to go down Granny

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Speaker 1: White park Way. All right, boys, I've never had that

525
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,560
Speaker 1: message on my phone. That's why there was the beeping. Wow,

526
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:08,640
Speaker 1: they closed an entire main vein out of Nashville. Good God,

527
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:14,919
Speaker 1: those trucks gonna be backed up all night. Ralphie taking round? Shoot?

528
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:18,040
Speaker 1: Is Ralphie going through forty Oh? He's going Indiana? Indiana.

529
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:21,240
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't word your I'm Indiana from

530
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,920
Speaker 1: wherever there. I don't know where Indiana is from here, coach.

531
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,880
Speaker 1: The last time, remember we I saw the interstate shut down.

532
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:29,480
Speaker 1: There was that shooting coach at the hotel. But oh, coach,

533
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:31,399
Speaker 1: don't compare it to that. Well, that's what Well, there

534
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,919
Speaker 1: was no shooting at the hotel. He shot back in Memphis,

535
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 1: but he was holding up there. I don't know there

536
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,920
Speaker 1: were shots. No, the cops shot into the room or

537
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:44,520
Speaker 1: he shot back shots, Coach. That scares me every time.

538
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:50,880
Speaker 1: I got the sound effect ready, right, he died, Yeah,

539
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 1: when the cops actually made it into the room, he

540
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:56,160
Speaker 1: had already died. So he shut down the highway. Somebody

541
00:27:56,160 --> 00:28:01,520
Speaker 1: said he had the podcast on Okay, which one? It

542
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:04,239
Speaker 1: was a shower with Dad? You want to go out

543
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 1: with his favorite? Oh good? Can we talk about the

544
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:12,879
Speaker 1: NBA play in tournament because the NBA? Can you explain

545
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:15,159
Speaker 1: it to me? Because I don't understand it? Finally, do

546
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:18,960
Speaker 1: already happen? You know, only the only the Eastern Conference,

547
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:23,720
Speaker 1: today's Western, today's Western Conference. And they're still games to

548
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:27,200
Speaker 1: be played, just like the wild card. It's basically look,

549
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:31,479
Speaker 1: England does it right with their soccer, how they handle soccer.

550
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 1: Since when do we talk about England? The Premier League

551
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 1: is having my tea and crumpets earlier, like England does

552
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 1: it right to have fish and chips? Are you done

553
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 1: with your crumpets? Yeah? You get on the pitch and

554
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 1: it's Nilton nil. So the Premier League every season, the

555
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 1: Chelsea and Manchester usually they're not the bottom thrill but yes,

556
00:28:56,640 --> 00:29:00,760
Speaker 1: I love Fosters, it's my favorite beer. That's a damn it.

557
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 1: So the bottom three teams in the Premier League every year,

558
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 1: if there you finished bottom three, see you down to

559
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,960
Speaker 1: the minors. See that's awesome. They get they get kicked

560
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 1: out of the Premier League. See you later, you suck,

561
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 1: You're not good enough, go on down the sounds, go

562
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 1: to the major league city. They could get demoted, they

563
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 1: could get relegated down to what they call the Champions

564
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 1: League Byron Munchin, they can get no, they're not no,

565
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:33,720
Speaker 1: but anyway, just listen. So then the Champions League that

566
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 1: won below the Premier League, the top two teams in

567
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 1: that automatically get bumped up to the Premier League. So

568
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,640
Speaker 1: you can go from playing in these craphole stadiums to

569
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:46,480
Speaker 1: play in man City and man united, like because you

570
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 1: had a bad season or you no, no, no no. And

571
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 1: then here's the great part. So you think, oh, third place,

572
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:57,200
Speaker 1: you should get moved up because three teams moved down. No, third, fourth, fifth,

573
00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 1: and sixth play a tournament for the last spot in

574
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:02,920
Speaker 1: the premier league. And that's what's happening in basketball, and

575
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 1: that is what they're doing in the NBA. Only only

576
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 1: four teams only per conference. Right, so what it is

577
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:13,120
Speaker 1: is seven, the seven and eight seed play. The winner

578
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:17,200
Speaker 1: of that game is the seventh seed. So like last night,

579
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 1: Boston one, so they're the seventh seed in the East.

580
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:23,000
Speaker 1: They'll play in New Jersey or Brooklyn whenever you are

581
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:26,680
Speaker 1: still call the New Jersey nets the coach. And now

582
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:32,160
Speaker 1: tonight the Warriors play the Lakers for the seventh seed.

583
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 1: This is they don't even have anybody, do they No, no no, no,

584
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,280
Speaker 1: they're all playing their full strength, right like a d

585
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 1: and Lebron they're both playing their full strength. They're back.

586
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,520
Speaker 1: And that's what I'm saying. This is must see TV

587
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 1: because Stephen, I'm shocked. The Golden State is like so bad,

588
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 1: so bad, I mean, no play Thompson lost. Kevin Durant,

589
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 1: coach Kevin Durant and you got Steph Curry shoot and

590
00:30:57,040 --> 00:31:01,959
Speaker 1: make everything from half court. Surprise, They're not good. The

591
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 1: team hasn't been good in three years. Steph Curry has

592
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 1: been a maniac. He's been on a tear and I

593
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 1: don't think maybe we I got annoyed by the hoop

594
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 1: law of the Warriors, they so much love it gets annoying.

595
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:20,600
Speaker 1: Steve Kerr, Steve, But he's done an excellent John. What

596
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 1: they've done this year is unbelievable. And to watch Steph Curry,

597
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:27,440
Speaker 1: I don't think we appreciate how amazing he can. We do,

598
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:29,960
Speaker 1: we do, coach, but we just hated on him because

599
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,960
Speaker 1: because yes, they were so good. So you get tired

600
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 1: of it and you want to see them fall and

601
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 1: you want to see them. We want to. I'm not

602
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 1: always sometimes I enjoy the bottom. So this is great.

603
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 1: One of them to the boom. This is the best

604
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 1: matchup for a play in game that you're gonna get

605
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 1: step tonight. Yeah, you're on the bottom tonight. What I'm sorry,

606
00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 1: I got side track tonight. You of the Lakers and

607
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 1: Warriors is the bottom feeders of the playoffs. Yeah, I mean,

608
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,600
Speaker 1: which is crazy, but yes, but bottom feeders. But do

609
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:12,000
Speaker 1: you want to see Lebron lose or honestly, the only reason,

610
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 1: coach the labor the Lakers are bottom feeders is because

611
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:16,640
Speaker 1: they've been hurt. They've been hurt, right, but they are

612
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:18,680
Speaker 1: two games away from not being in the playoffs. There

613
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 1: will be in the playoffs, and they'll probably win the

614
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 1: whole thing. If they lose tonight, they won't, So you're

615
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,520
Speaker 1: gonna beat the boy. I'm telling everyone right now, with

616
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 1: their bed MGM accounts or their DraftKings accounts, bet the farm.

617
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:34,239
Speaker 1: I don't know what the spread is, but bet the

618
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 1: farm at do money line if that makes you more comfortable.

619
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 1: The Lakers will not lose tonight. You agree with that, Coach?

620
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:45,760
Speaker 1: I do believe how much money do we have on

621
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 1: the White Sox? How much money do we have in

622
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 1: the White Sox? Bet we've made like seventy bucks. Put

623
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 1: it all on the lake. The Lakers are seven point favorites.

624
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 1: Put it on the lakersive and a half. Now it's

625
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 1: down to five, and take it. I I do believe

626
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:01,960
Speaker 1: the Lakers are gonna win, but I would love to

627
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 1: see Steph Curry and what he's been able to do

628
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:07,080
Speaker 1: to carry the Warriors to where they are. When they

629
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,480
Speaker 1: started the season, I was like, this team is gonna

630
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 1: lose the most games in the NBA, and I don't know.

631
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 1: They figured out a way with these little spare parts

632
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 1: here Andrew Wiggins coming. You know, it was like a

633
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 1: loose tire earlier on. They finally got it almost They

634
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:29,280
Speaker 1: need to change their air filter. That a key to

635
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:32,280
Speaker 1: win the game. To Skano Anderson, don't even know where

636
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 1: this guy came from, but he's playing huge minutes. The

637
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 1: Warriors are fun to watch, and Steph Curry just draining

638
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:40,840
Speaker 1: bombs in the tear he's been on the last month,

639
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:45,440
Speaker 1: month and a half. I've been watching a few Listen,

640
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:48,240
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I think I've underappreciated Steph Curry

641
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 1: and I started watching him more, and it's just like,

642
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:55,120
Speaker 1: the dude is unbelievable on his handles the way. So

643
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 1: when everyone in the NBA has always said Steph Curry

644
00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 1: is unbelievable, you just never believe that. No. I I

645
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 1: was just by him, a right, I was annoyed by him.

646
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, great, you know whatever, coach, what does

647
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:07,320
Speaker 1: he have to do? Make full quarters? Make it half coach.

648
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:10,040
Speaker 1: He just had to start winning this season for Lunchbox

649
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,719
Speaker 1: to watch and find out how good he was. It

650
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:16,239
Speaker 1: is reduculo. It is, I mean, the offensive thing. I

651
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:18,759
Speaker 1: get that he makes him but the percentage still isn't

652
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:22,919
Speaker 1: great incredible but three. But I'm saying, when he's ten

653
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 1: ft beyond the three line, it doesn't matter where he's

654
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 1: at from three. That's there's not a stat out there.

655
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:32,320
Speaker 1: I would like to know the percentage of the shots

656
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,480
Speaker 1: that he makes that are ten ft beyond the arc.

657
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 1: It doesn't it has to be around. That is not

658
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:39,840
Speaker 1: a better percentage than throwing it download to somebody to

659
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:43,080
Speaker 1: do a two pointer, and I will hang up and things, coach.

660
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:45,799
Speaker 1: Most coaches would agree with you. Well, it's Steve Kerr.

661
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:48,360
Speaker 1: He's a three point shooter himself, and he's in awe stuff.

662
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 1: And I've never seen him beloved because he's the same

663
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:53,560
Speaker 1: guy that goes, oh man, you're amazing. I've never seen

664
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 1: a guy as hot as you. He loves the three

665
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:58,239
Speaker 1: point shooter and Steph is a steroid version of him

666
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 1: fifteen years ago. So but it's just it's not great.

667
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 1: It doesn't I don't think it was ever that good.

668
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 1: He just stood over the corner and when you passed

669
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 1: it to him, he shot it. He couldn't dribble and

670
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 1: creative own shot. You know, love, There's a kid right

671
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:15,839
Speaker 1: now at David Busters somewhere in America that is going

672
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 1: to be better than Steph Curry that will make you

673
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:21,240
Speaker 1: in awe of Steph Curry. Because guess what Steph Curry

674
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:24,000
Speaker 1: was at Chuck E Cheese is when Steve Kerry was

675
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 1: draining the three point on the court because his dad

676
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:29,480
Speaker 1: was an NBA player, so he was practicing on the court.

677
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,319
Speaker 1: He didn't have to go to David Busters. Prior you're

678
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:33,360
Speaker 1: telling me Steph Curry never went to David Busters or

679
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:38,799
Speaker 1: Chuck Cheese. Probably not. Come on, everyone went at Chuck

680
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 1: and how high he shoots it. He wouldn't been a

681
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,759
Speaker 1: good at David Busters because they got the cage that

682
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 1: you can you have a certain arc that you can

683
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 1: put on it at David Busters or you hit the roof.

684
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 1: Steph Curry shoots the high arcers. Can you imagine the

685
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:54,840
Speaker 1: pilot tickets Steph Curry had on I geah, all the

686
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 1: tickets coming out, well, hey, outdated, they're coach. It's all

687
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:01,880
Speaker 1: on the card now. Yeah, they don't do tickets. They don't.

688
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 1: I mean, who you know? Nephew taught me about that

689
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 1: about a year ago. I was like, hey, man, do

690
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 1: you think I need to go talk to the maintenance guy.

691
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 1: There's no tickets. Nephews like, until way, it's all in

692
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:14,240
Speaker 1: the car. Who do you think I got more tickets

693
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 1: at David Busters, Steph Curry or Kevin Durant Stephy? I disagree.

694
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 1: Durant didn't miss his long arms. He could just put

695
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 1: in the bucket boom boom, boom boom. The dumbest conversation ever,

696
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:28,360
Speaker 1: We none of us can understand. Just think about that,

697
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 1: think of I'm just thinking about Kevin Durant. Who do

698
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:38,440
Speaker 1: you think was better at pac Man Lebron or Stephen Nash? What? No,

699
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:40,239
Speaker 1: I just I just thought about it. We started talking

700
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:42,760
Speaker 1: about David Busters. You talked about how good Steph Curry would,

701
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 1: But then I think, Man, Kevin Durant, his length would

702
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 1: he he didn't have to shoot it, he could just

703
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 1: set it in the basket. Boom. That's why they call

704
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:54,400
Speaker 1: him Durantelao who somebody recently said, Kevin Durants the absolute

705
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:57,240
Speaker 1: hardest to guard. And if NB anybody in the NBA,

706
00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:00,160
Speaker 1: and I need to google it. You can give at

707
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:02,400
Speaker 1: it because he Philip probably is one of the hardest

708
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 1: to guard because he can do everything. He can take

709
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 1: you off the balance, he can pull up, he can

710
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 1: back you down in the post. He and when he

711
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 1: backs you down in the post, he's seven ft tall,

712
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 1: he just jumps up for you. He's not seven. Brian

713
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 1: explains why Kevin Durant was the hardest to guard. Rest

714
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:21,920
Speaker 1: in peace. That's why I saw it because they were

715
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:24,239
Speaker 1: saying that they were probably talking about Kobe in the

716
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 1: Hall of Fame with Jim Duncan. Did you watch his speech?

717
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:33,440
Speaker 1: Very good, what he's saying, just very recreated, just very plain.

718
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:35,759
Speaker 1: He thanked everybody. He was just cool, and he was

719
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:39,160
Speaker 1: wearing his baggy jeans. I didn't know that he was

720
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:40,960
Speaker 1: behind the podium, so I couldn't really tell. But he

721
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:44,399
Speaker 1: had his long hair, just like Pop. He's gonna kill

722
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:45,920
Speaker 1: me if I talk about him. He don't want me

723
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,239
Speaker 1: to talk about him, like thanks for being a great

724
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:51,239
Speaker 1: human being. And he thanked his you know, swimming teammates.

725
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 1: And he didn't pick up a basketball at the Virgin

726
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 1: Islands until he was fourteen. Years old, and family members

727
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 1: like his sister's boyfriend at the time, would drive him

728
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 1: around the island to go to pick up games. And

729
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:04,400
Speaker 1: do you know the story? Ray? Uh no, but if

730
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:06,439
Speaker 1: you're a good storyteller, could you tell me? And go ahead?

731
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:10,800
Speaker 1: What story? What story? Story? He Virgin Islands. He was

732
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:13,680
Speaker 1: a swimmer man. He was a swimmer and then the

733
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 1: pool got flooded. There was a hurricane, and so there

734
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,440
Speaker 1: was no pool to swim, so he picked up a basketball.

735
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 1: I've never heard that story. And so I was fourteen

736
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:23,400
Speaker 1: years old. He hadn't played basketball. He swam, and he

737
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 1: was happy being a swimmer and crazy that somebody recruited

738
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 1: him from the Virgin Islands, like who what are you

739
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:32,759
Speaker 1: going to Wake Forest? He went to Wake Forest. You

740
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 1: want to know that story? He said it in his speech.

741
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:38,680
Speaker 1: He wasn't recruited really by Wake Forest. He there was

742
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:41,880
Speaker 1: some NBA players playing in a game there and he

743
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:43,959
Speaker 1: showed up and they were like, you want to play?

744
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 1: He was like, sure, I'll play. And I forget who

745
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:53,840
Speaker 1: which NBA player it was, but but had gone to

746
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:59,439
Speaker 1: Wake Forest and saw duncan play and so that's amazing. Yeah,

747
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 1: exactly when they go back and they're like, guys, there's

748
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:05,400
Speaker 1: a kid in the Virgin Islands that you need to

749
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,960
Speaker 1: get And can you imagine the coaches that wake force me,

750
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 1: like you want us to go to the Virgin Islands

751
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,319
Speaker 1: and watch this kid play ding ding ding? You're exactly right.

752
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:14,239
Speaker 1: So they know him right, So they go back to

753
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 1: day vot him and they say, hey, man, there's this

754
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:18,879
Speaker 1: kid you might want to take a look at down there.

755
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:21,880
Speaker 1: And so he goes down to the Virgin Islands and

756
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:23,960
Speaker 1: there's no game and it's like a thirty minute drive

757
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:26,759
Speaker 1: to the nearest court. So Duncan says, I'll meet you

758
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:29,920
Speaker 1: at this court and he watches him play pickup basketball

759
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 1: with people and Duncan's like, I don't know if I

760
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,640
Speaker 1: played good or bad or what. But then he was like, okay,

761
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 1: you know, we'll give you a scholarship. He goes so

762
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 1: he saw me play a pickup game and he gave

763
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,920
Speaker 1: me a scholarship. So thank you, Dave od Um. And

764
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:43,800
Speaker 1: I mean, it was just it was a cool story

765
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:45,719
Speaker 1: and it was a good speech. He was just very

766
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 1: tim Duncan like very oh yeah, you know, not a

767
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 1: lot of words. Thanked everybody, classy, probably boring, boring. But

768
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:57,480
Speaker 1: god man, he was awesome. He was awesome. He was

769
00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 1: so good. Who do you think they'd better at Papa

770
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:06,480
Speaker 1: shot at, Tim Duncan or Kevin Garnett. I don't know good.

771
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 1: I doubt there was a Papa shot at in the

772
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:11,839
Speaker 1: Virgin Islands. So I go, you probably didn't have David

773
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 1: Busters thing. I didn't think about that. Yeah, I want

774
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 1: to talk about the playing tournament, like, finally, this gives

775
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,800
Speaker 1: you some incentive to not tank, Like this is what

776
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:24,440
Speaker 1: we need an American sport. Last tag, good car reference.

777
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:28,280
Speaker 1: If you're if you're in the last place, you should

778
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:31,000
Speaker 1: be relegated. Get him out of here. Let's let's see.

779
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 1: You want to get rid of franchises, No, put them

780
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 1: down to the minor leagues and make them earn their

781
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:38,440
Speaker 1: way back up. So you want the New Orleans Pelicans

782
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:42,040
Speaker 1: to go down to the D League. But the thing is,

783
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 1: I think they never resurface. Then the players would get

784
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:47,640
Speaker 1: traded somewhere and then forget the city that's put so

785
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:52,360
Speaker 1: much money into that team in New Orleans about the hurricane,

786
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:55,440
Speaker 1: but you just also lost you That's what happens in

787
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:57,319
Speaker 1: the Premier League. They put all that money into them

788
00:40:57,320 --> 00:41:00,480
Speaker 1: and they get relegated. That's the thing, that's Bill Day Winter.

789
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:02,400
Speaker 1: That's why it's more pressure to build a winner. And

790
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 1: you can't just sit there and correct your millions of

791
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 1: dollars and who cares if you lose the rounds. The

792
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:11,880
Speaker 1: Browns would have been down in the uh XFL for

793
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 1: a while. The Grounds join the Canadian The problem is

794
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:17,360
Speaker 1: you can't do it in the American sports because you

795
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:20,280
Speaker 1: have the draft and soccer you don't have a draft.

796
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:23,000
Speaker 1: You don't draft people, you don't sit there on February

797
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 1: four first have a draft. So what do they do?

798
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,840
Speaker 1: They just more people. Yeah, they just signed them. So

799
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 1: the more money, the more money you have, the better

800
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:36,080
Speaker 1: chance if you get in the roof. Yeah. Fair, And

801
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:39,640
Speaker 1: that's the case, and the Cowboys will dominant every year. No,

802
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:42,279
Speaker 1: not necessarily because not the team that spends most money

803
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:45,440
Speaker 1: doesn't always win. Yeah. But in soccer, I mean, I

804
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:48,400
Speaker 1: mean soccer soccer, those teams like I just said Chelsea

805
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 1: and what is the Manchester or whatever United Manchester City,

806
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 1: they don't ever go down to the d leagues. Why

807
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:57,920
Speaker 1: because they they're rich to you look at the Royals.

808
00:41:57,960 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 1: The Royals won the World Series and they probably had

809
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:03,239
Speaker 1: the lowest payroll. Sure that happens once in a while,

810
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 1: but I'm talking about the money teams going back to

811
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 1: the D leagues. They'll never most likely not gonna go.

812
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 1: Bob said, thanks for the royal shout out. No problem, right,

813
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:14,000
Speaker 1: I understand what it's not fair to me, and and

814
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:15,920
Speaker 1: it's not fair in American sports because the draft and

815
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:17,960
Speaker 1: so it's hard. But yes, and you also have academies

816
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:20,800
Speaker 1: where you develop players, so you get sports, sports and outdoors.

817
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:26,400
Speaker 1: What academy sports? No, like the soccer programs. They have

818
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 1: kids in there they are like six years old, Like

819
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:30,640
Speaker 1: they train them and they build them up through their

820
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:33,480
Speaker 1: academy and they become part of their program or they

821
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:38,600
Speaker 1: transfer fee. Oh Barcelona wants this this person for million. Okay,

822
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:40,400
Speaker 1: we'll give you twenty six million. You go play for

823
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:43,799
Speaker 1: Barcelona now. So instead of trades, it's more like you sell,

824
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:48,359
Speaker 1: like a player gets traded for cash considerations in Major

825
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:51,280
Speaker 1: League Baseball whatever. That's kind of what happens in soccer.

826
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,360
Speaker 1: But it's a lot more money and a lot more important.

827
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:56,439
Speaker 1: But I love the play in tournament. It's so cool.

828
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 1: So just because you're the seven or eight seed and

829
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:01,120
Speaker 1: you're not in that, So that's my friend. So the

830
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:04,720
Speaker 1: winner tonight seven eight seed is in. The loser plays

831
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:06,440
Speaker 1: the winner of the nine ten game, which is the

832
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 1: Grizzlies and Spurs, and the winner of that game gets

833
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,280
Speaker 1: the eight seeds. All right, that is kind of interesting.

834
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:14,440
Speaker 1: I get them props on that pandemic created some weird

835
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:17,719
Speaker 1: but also cool things. You guys can't agree, and I

836
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:21,759
Speaker 1: will hang up unless anchor, No, I absolutely, I'm all

837
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:27,319
Speaker 1: for it. I'm all for it now minutes minutes. Oh yeah,

838
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:30,839
Speaker 1: done right, No, not done, Well, I'm I'm done. I mean,

839
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:33,719
Speaker 1: you said you were doing it this weekend. It's it

840
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 1: doesn't end. It's just not like a two day thing

841
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 1: and it's over. It's not like they learned that's what

842
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 1: you said. No, I didn't, Coach. Have you been getting

843
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 1: tweets that people have been learning from you? Are they

844
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 1: following along? Or is this just something a trail we

845
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:46,880
Speaker 1: continue to go down. It isn't leading to a waterfall

846
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:49,759
Speaker 1: or anything. It's gonna eventually. Let me tell you how

847
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:53,960
Speaker 1: it's gonna end. He's gonna be They're both gonna poop

848
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 1: and pee in the toilet, Coach, That's how it's gonna end. Yeah, yeah,

849
00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:03,959
Speaker 1: so what's really talking about? I don't understand. Also, isn't

850
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,880
Speaker 1: it how you teach kids to go to the bathroom?

851
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 1: Isn't it in the bathtub? I don't know what kind

852
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:11,200
Speaker 1: of family things you guys did at the Slater household,

853
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:12,720
Speaker 1: but we did not do this when you were showering

854
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 1: with your dad. More. But I'm saying, didn't it lunch

855
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:17,880
Speaker 1: say that the kid poop? Didn't he do a grenade

856
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 1: on lunch and shoe the other day? I did on

857
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:22,319
Speaker 1: the front porch. That's because he was butt naked all day. Coach,

858
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 1: I'm not in the bathtub. Coach. Have you uh? Have

859
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:28,879
Speaker 1: you made any progress? Please update us. I was trying

860
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:32,000
Speaker 1: to find the update things. So the the whole overnight thing,

861
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 1: it says you're supposed to wake him up twice in

862
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:36,399
Speaker 1: the middle of the night, but that's not happening because

863
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:38,200
Speaker 1: the lunch has to get up early. So he skipped

864
00:44:38,239 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 1: that step. Here's your breaking news update. No, we've been

865
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:47,040
Speaker 1: doing it. We've been waking up up twice, but the

866
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:49,839
Speaker 1: other night he'd wake him up. No, No, I don't

867
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:51,720
Speaker 1: want to go peep. I don't want to go peep.

868
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:54,920
Speaker 1: And in the book says if they're doing that, then

869
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:56,560
Speaker 1: you just let him sleep, put him back to bed,

870
00:44:57,040 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 1: and that means they're they're learning. So last night, before

871
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 1: we went to bed, like eleven o'clock, woke him up,

872
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:06,239
Speaker 1: he said, no, no, I don't want to peepee, But

873
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:09,400
Speaker 1: then he pee peeped in the potty. Great, and then

874
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 1: we're like, okay, you know what, We're just gonna let

875
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 1: him sleep. And when he wakes up crying, that means

876
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 1: he probably went the bed and he'll learn. Okay, that

877
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:19,320
Speaker 1: was bad. And my wife text me this morning he

878
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:21,719
Speaker 1: slept through the night, woke up this morning mo mo,

879
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:24,600
Speaker 1: mom must So she went down there expecting okay, he pee,

880
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:29,760
Speaker 1: the bed dry, and she put him on the potty

881
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,120
Speaker 1: and he peed for like thirty I mean she said,

882
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:33,920
Speaker 1: it's the biggest piece ever. Put him on the potty.

883
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:36,439
Speaker 1: Dang it. So he's sitting down to pee, Andy, Yeah,

884
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:38,719
Speaker 1: you learn at first you sit down to peace. Is

885
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:41,360
Speaker 1: that right? So that's successful as a coach a teacher,

886
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:44,759
Speaker 1: that's big, it is it's huge. At what point do

887
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:46,640
Speaker 1: you tell him not to sit down to pea coach?

888
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:48,840
Speaker 1: Did you say that in the book. Eventually, when he

889
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:51,799
Speaker 1: can have better aim. But right now, we're just gotta talent, coach,

890
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:53,960
Speaker 1: because you're gonna go into the boys room where there's urinals,

891
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,400
Speaker 1: sit down and pee. No. Last night he peeped twice

892
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:58,399
Speaker 1: in the park. We're at the park and he pulled

893
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:00,920
Speaker 1: down the shorts and pizza boy right there on the slide.

894
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,439
Speaker 1: Tell him to pist down the slide. It looks cool

895
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:05,440
Speaker 1: going down right right by the right by the tree.

896
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 1: We were walking to the car and he was like,

897
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:09,279
Speaker 1: I got a pepe And I was like, all right,

898
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:13,520
Speaker 1: we just drop trout right there, and my wife's right

899
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:15,719
Speaker 1: out here in the open. I'm like, yeah, I didn't

900
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:17,560
Speaker 1: want to do it alone, so I joined. I got you,

901
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:20,880
Speaker 1: get me your boy sorted up. Everybody. Everybody teaches her.

902
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 1: You gotta pee outside. All these parents right here. You

903
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:24,880
Speaker 1: got to hide them. They're key. You gotta hide them.

904
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 1: Put them by a tree. I put them by a tree,

905
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:30,239
Speaker 1: behind a tree. Well, which side is behind where the

906
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,640
Speaker 1: people are the opposite side? That's well, I mean he

907
00:46:32,719 --> 00:46:34,799
Speaker 1: had his back to the people. Coach, you're still wearing

908
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 1: a mask when you go to the park and stuff

909
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:38,400
Speaker 1: around the other end because you but you don't know

910
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:43,000
Speaker 1: if they've vaccinated your va, so you don't care. Coach,

911
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:45,239
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't work for this. It's funny. People

912
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 1: still don't understand that. People are still like, it's crazy. Man,

913
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 1: I went to this place and no one was wearing

914
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 1: a mask. Are you vaccinated? Yeah, then that's fine, it's okay.

915
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 1: It's still weird after wearing a mask for over a

916
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 1: year that you're just now mask. It does take a

917
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:01,560
Speaker 1: little bit to like, wow, but it's great. You feel

918
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:07,080
Speaker 1: naked and not. No. Normal, Yeah, pretty normal because we've

919
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,680
Speaker 1: we've been without a mask more longer than we did.

920
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:11,759
Speaker 1: Your wife really even wear a mask because she was

921
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:14,239
Speaker 1: always at home right well, whenever she went somewhere, you

922
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:17,759
Speaker 1: as she wore a mask when dudes at the house

923
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 1: when you're not when you're at work. We talked about

924
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:23,719
Speaker 1: that more, got talking about the little show and the

925
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:27,280
Speaker 1: big show. No crap though it was really a dude

926
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 1: came over to your house and they polished off two

927
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:31,880
Speaker 1: bottles of wine. Yeah, coach, I gotta say, I'm not

928
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:35,360
Speaker 1: a jealous guy. I don't know if I'll let bezor no.

929
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:38,960
Speaker 1: That means you're in secure. I don't know if I

930
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:41,279
Speaker 1: would have been cool coming home and beis on the

931
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:44,320
Speaker 1: patio and to booze bottles are donezo and there's a

932
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:47,759
Speaker 1: whole smorgus borga cheese plate. That's I forget about the

933
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 1: cheese and crackers. Did you check the bed? Was it sheets?

934
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 1: Remember making this thing? I don't have that color here.

935
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:57,919
Speaker 1: No need to check the bed. See that's what I'm saying.

936
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:00,080
Speaker 1: I don't understand how you guys have a problem with it,

937
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:03,279
Speaker 1: Like I don't have a problem with it. It's your wife, Coach. No,

938
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:06,720
Speaker 1: but you wouldn't let your wife do that? Why because

939
00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 1: it just doesn't she knows not to do it. I

940
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:12,800
Speaker 1: don't do that. Why Why can you not have friends

941
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 1: of the opposite sex? Because I don't want her to

942
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:18,920
Speaker 1: just worry about anything and the opposite parts, Coach, So

943
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:21,120
Speaker 1: you can't hang out with people that have opposite parts.

944
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:24,719
Speaker 1: I mean you can go like somewhere, but at the house, Coach,

945
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:30,000
Speaker 1: where there's a bed right there? Absolutely not. I mean, okay,

946
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:31,920
Speaker 1: so you can. Would you go to a hotel with

947
00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:35,400
Speaker 1: a girl, like a hotel room? Yeah? Why would I

948
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:37,840
Speaker 1: be in a hotel room? Well, it's the same Coaches

949
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:40,839
Speaker 1: that the house. He goes to the business meeting they're like, hey,

950
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 1: lunch us sales ladies, just meet us in the hotel lobby. Oh,

951
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 1: I got there's a bed in there. I don't see

952
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:51,040
Speaker 1: what the big deal is, Like, I'm not if we're

953
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 1: meeting at the hotel. All right, let's go goa to room,

954
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 1: let's go, let's come on, let's go get drinks. Whatever,

955
00:48:56,120 --> 00:49:00,279
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. I have confidence in my wife. Trust

956
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:03,600
Speaker 1: my wife that she can have a dude over at

957
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:05,920
Speaker 1: our house, sit on the front porch, drink some wine,

958
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 1: eat some crackers, whatever she wants to do. That's fine

959
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,399
Speaker 1: by me. That I don't know if this is being

960
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 1: too uh is invasive? Yeah? Is? Did the dude did

961
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:19,520
Speaker 1: he get let go as well? Yeah? Oh dang clean house.

962
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:21,719
Speaker 1: So they both have nothing to do all day? Yeah,

963
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:25,200
Speaker 1: they both had no job, and so they so if

964
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 1: they wanted to, you're gone. What six hours a day?

965
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:32,560
Speaker 1: Not a bad deal. I mean they could do that anyway,

966
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 1: even if they did have a job. It wouldn't matter

967
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:36,080
Speaker 1: if they had a job or no job, because if

968
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:38,359
Speaker 1: you got a job, you gotta work. It's not that easy.

969
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:41,000
Speaker 1: And you don't have a job, I mean your husband's

970
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:44,480
Speaker 1: gone this time? Yeah, yeah, And I could do it too,

971
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:46,120
Speaker 1: because my wife would be at work and I could

972
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 1: have someone over and you can't right now because she's

973
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 1: at home waiting for you to get home. But you

974
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:54,880
Speaker 1: got a job, Coach. If he really wanted to, he

975
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:57,120
Speaker 1: could skip out on the podcast, go to a hotel

976
00:49:57,239 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 1: room and then roll home if you wanted to, you

977
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 1: can do it until we would be Then we would

978
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:03,440
Speaker 1: be like, why is he quitting the hotel room all

979
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:05,680
Speaker 1: the time? I mean, why is he quitting the podcast

980
00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:07,440
Speaker 1: all the time? Like this dude always wants to do

981
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:09,320
Speaker 1: the podcast, and now all of a sudden he doesn't.

982
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:11,080
Speaker 1: It's very strange, But that's what I'm saying. I have

983
00:50:11,239 --> 00:50:13,560
Speaker 1: no problem with my wife having the dude over for

984
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:16,120
Speaker 1: crackers and wine and drinks whatever. If they want to

985
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:20,200
Speaker 1: go to lunch, they can go to lunch. So if

986
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:22,160
Speaker 1: you're if my wife was at work and they were like, hey,

987
00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:25,799
Speaker 1: let's grab lunch, is that okay? Yeah, it's fine, Coach.

988
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:28,480
Speaker 1: They're not at your house. Oh so if it was

989
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:31,239
Speaker 1: anywhere else, absolutely in public, Coach, They're not going to

990
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:34,600
Speaker 1: have sex with each other in public, Coach, sex in

991
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:37,720
Speaker 1: cars all the time. You never had sex? And remember

992
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:40,960
Speaker 1: him Perkins chicken the way in the church parking lot exactly.

993
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:42,759
Speaker 1: I mean, you don't think Tiger had his chicks at

994
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:44,759
Speaker 1: the house. He did also, of course he did, but

995
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:46,680
Speaker 1: he did in the in the church parking that's when

996
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:48,879
Speaker 1: the wife was home coach. But that's what I'm saying.

997
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 1: If they want to do it, they can do it anywhere.

998
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:53,279
Speaker 1: No props to you, dude, props to you. That's great. Yeah,

999
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:57,640
Speaker 1: I'm not worried about it. Would you do it? Did

1000
00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:00,360
Speaker 1: you let the wife have cheap cheese and crackers at

1001
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:04,239
Speaker 1: the at the place? I would, but I would have

1002
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:08,880
Speaker 1: probably make sure that the dude, you know what, it

1003
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:12,440
Speaker 1: doesn't like chicks. Even even then, I wouldn't do that.

1004
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 1: I know dudes it didn't like chicks until they like chicks.

1005
00:51:17,719 --> 00:51:21,080
Speaker 1: I've known those dudes too. I can't believe you guys

1006
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:25,080
Speaker 1: are that insecure, like you don't like chicks anymore. Actually,

1007
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:29,600
Speaker 1: Baser had two dudes going the bachelrette party. Yeah, I

1008
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:33,120
Speaker 1: was fine with that, right, But they don't like girls.

1009
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:37,720
Speaker 1: But until they till they like, until they're all alone

1010
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:42,839
Speaker 1: wind up and they're like kind of like I am

1011
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:46,239
Speaker 1: just I'm I'm in shock that you guys have a big, like,

1012
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:48,320
Speaker 1: I think it's that big a deal until they're like

1013
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:50,880
Speaker 1: the thing. The picture is what had it for me.

1014
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:53,040
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was on Sore Losers podcast,

1015
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:56,719
Speaker 1: Twitter or if it was your radio lunchbox, but the

1016
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:59,800
Speaker 1: picture to me told me, Wow, they spent hours together

1017
00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:02,920
Speaker 1: and really did dominate two bottles of wine, which means

1018
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:05,520
Speaker 1: they were a little bit tipsy, which is fine, but

1019
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 1: it was just it seemed like, so, you've never been

1020
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:10,279
Speaker 1: tipsy around someone of the opposite sex I have, but

1021
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:13,600
Speaker 1: coached two bottles of wine that they had a majority.

1022
00:52:13,719 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 1: I mean, there was hours they had spent together, just fine,

1023
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:19,680
Speaker 1: they were catching up their coworkers. But it just added

1024
00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:22,239
Speaker 1: a little bit more to the story, and I go, wow, man,

1025
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:24,200
Speaker 1: I mean they had fun. You've gone on a one

1026
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:26,640
Speaker 1: on one with a girl as after you've been married,

1027
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:28,800
Speaker 1: since you've been married, you've gone in a one on

1028
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:32,960
Speaker 1: one bar with a girl and gotten trashed one on one,

1029
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:35,680
Speaker 1: one on one, not three dudes and a girl or

1030
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:40,120
Speaker 1: three dudes, three guys, whatever, just one on one. Probably not,

1031
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:42,759
Speaker 1: Probably not because it'd be a little weird, right, No,

1032
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:46,440
Speaker 1: ye would if my friend came into town. She wouldn't

1033
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:48,719
Speaker 1: if she married she wouldn't do that, and if she did,

1034
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:54,080
Speaker 1: she wants to know she does. Just because you hang

1035
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:57,560
Speaker 1: out with people does not mean you want to as

1036
00:52:57,600 --> 00:53:00,879
Speaker 1: you describe it, it's a scenario that's just not it's

1037
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:03,320
Speaker 1: gonna lead to bad things, Coach. It doesn't have to

1038
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:06,279
Speaker 1: lead to bad things. If I trust my wife and

1039
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:09,120
Speaker 1: my wife trust me, I can hang out with whoever

1040
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:12,520
Speaker 1: I want and it doesn't have to lead to anything.

1041
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:16,440
Speaker 1: I have friends that I have girl friends of the

1042
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:19,759
Speaker 1: opposite sex that I've been friends with for twenty years

1043
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:24,759
Speaker 1: that nothing happened. We used to go to lunch when

1044
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:26,600
Speaker 1: she was back in Austin. One of my friends she

1045
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:29,319
Speaker 1: was married. I wasn't, but we'd go to lunch once

1046
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:35,759
Speaker 1: every couple of weeks hang out. Wanted to just because

1047
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:38,479
Speaker 1: people are eating, I'm not on lunch box. Just because

1048
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:40,880
Speaker 1: people are eating and drinking together doesn't mean that they

1049
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:43,359
Speaker 1: want to. I'm joking about the eating and drinking. I'm

1050
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:46,160
Speaker 1: talking about one on one. It's so you gotta be honest.

1051
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 1: A one on one situation at the house when your

1052
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:51,719
Speaker 1: spouse is not there, no one is there other than

1053
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:54,879
Speaker 1: just YouTube. I'm telling you, even if I didn't want

1054
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:57,280
Speaker 1: to have sex with this person. It would be weird

1055
00:53:57,560 --> 00:54:00,479
Speaker 1: to have someone of the opposite sex in my house

1056
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:03,840
Speaker 1: drinking wine and eating cheese without my wife there. I

1057
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:05,920
Speaker 1: would be weirded out by it. And I don't even

1058
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:08,440
Speaker 1: want to have sex with him. I mean, I had

1059
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:10,880
Speaker 1: a girl living with me. You know what I'm saying.

1060
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:15,279
Speaker 1: I don't want to have sex with you. I just

1061
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:19,040
Speaker 1: want to talk business. Actually, it would be very weird.

1062
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 1: You do understand that I had a girl live with

1063
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:26,359
Speaker 1: me when I was engaged to my wife for six months. Yes,

1064
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:31,439
Speaker 1: her husband, she was married. Her husband moved for a job,

1065
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:33,200
Speaker 1: and she was trying to find a job and didn't

1066
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:35,839
Speaker 1: want to move until then, so she kept her job here.

1067
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,840
Speaker 1: So she had lived with me. Is that a big deal? No?

1068
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:43,359
Speaker 1: Who cares? Because her husband trusted her and my now

1069
00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:47,680
Speaker 1: wife trusted me, it's not a big deal. How's it going, Patty? Sorry,

1070
00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:49,480
Speaker 1: I didn't know you're here. I'll put on a towel.

1071
00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:54,080
Speaker 1: Know she was downstairs, Her bathroom was downstairs, Mine was upstairs.

1072
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:57,239
Speaker 1: I don't see anything wrong with it. I can't find

1073
00:54:57,360 --> 00:55:00,760
Speaker 1: anything wrong with it. It's just two people being friends

1074
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 1: hanging out. Oh hey, Patty, freezing nipple I've heard about

1075
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:06,799
Speaker 1: the movement. I see you're practicing it. If your wife

1076
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:08,200
Speaker 1: had to come up and be like, all right, I

1077
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:11,560
Speaker 1: gotta tell you something we did it, would you come

1078
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:14,120
Speaker 1: back and say, like, all right, I now understand why

1079
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:16,920
Speaker 1: you can't have this happen. No, I'd be like, she's

1080
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:20,320
Speaker 1: untrusting and I can't trust her. That's her fault. I

1081
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:24,080
Speaker 1: misread her character. I would still think you can hang

1082
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:25,799
Speaker 1: out with someone of the opposite sex and not hook

1083
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:28,239
Speaker 1: up with them. You guys, want to go out on

1084
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:30,920
Speaker 1: Broadway this weekend, I gotta find another woman. Yeah, Like,

1085
00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:34,440
Speaker 1: I'm going out this weekend. I mean I got some

1086
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:36,560
Speaker 1: boys coming to town. You think my wife's gonna care

1087
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:38,000
Speaker 1: that I'm going to the bar and there's gonna be

1088
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:40,600
Speaker 1: chicks and oh my god, I'm gonna be drinking with girls.

1089
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:42,960
Speaker 1: Oh no, that means he's got to sleep with him.

1090
00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:45,680
Speaker 1: You gotta be careful on Broadway. Times have changed since

1091
00:55:45,719 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 1: you last went out. Like lines, dude, they wrap around

1092
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:52,120
Speaker 1: the building. You need to find alleyways, not necessarily going

1093
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:54,480
Speaker 1: to Broadway. Okay, well then you might be fine. They're

1094
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 1: going to then you're golden. You'll have the patio on

1095
00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:00,640
Speaker 1: the front lawn wide open. Yeah, we'll go to exside lounge,

1096
00:56:00,719 --> 00:56:02,759
Speaker 1: get some good chicken. I mean, I just, I mean,

1097
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:06,560
Speaker 1: no problem with it. Guys, if you come to she

1098
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:08,399
Speaker 1: was in town last week, you wouldn't have been able

1099
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:10,640
Speaker 1: to go to lunch with her one on one lunch. Yeah,

1100
00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:14,400
Speaker 1: in a public place. What could you have beers? Sure?

1101
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:18,200
Speaker 1: Oh you're drinking though, coach, you're drinking. You're not understanding.

1102
00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:20,360
Speaker 1: You're not understanding the fact because she come to my

1103
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:22,360
Speaker 1: house and hang out while my wife's not there. No,

1104
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:27,600
Speaker 1: you can't. We can go somewhere. But no, why there's

1105
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:30,919
Speaker 1: still access to anything you want wherever you go. Coach.

1106
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:32,719
Speaker 1: If I'm gonna have a one hour dinner and I

1107
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:35,680
Speaker 1: come back home five hours later, guess what, there's an issue.

1108
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:40,440
Speaker 1: Where have you been for five hours? That's there's an issue. Oh,

1109
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:43,120
Speaker 1: we're just drinking having a good time for five hours.

1110
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:50,120
Speaker 1: That's even a problem. Wow, minutes fifty. You can't go

1111
00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:53,080
Speaker 1: on a one on one catch up with someone from

1112
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:55,239
Speaker 1: the opposite sex for five hours when you have a

1113
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:59,160
Speaker 1: wife at home waiting for you to come home. One

1114
00:56:59,239 --> 00:57:01,799
Speaker 1: hour dinner, one hour lunch. Yeah, and we caught up

1115
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:04,520
Speaker 1: and it was great and then that's it. That's fine.

1116
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:08,359
Speaker 1: It's weird that she was drinking all day at your house.

1117
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:10,640
Speaker 1: It's at my house, is the problem. If it was

1118
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:12,360
Speaker 1: anywhere else, it would be no problem because there's no

1119
00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:14,880
Speaker 1: one there. Dude, that dude walked across the lawn that

1120
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:18,400
Speaker 1: you mowed. No, he probably walked on the sidewalk, took

1121
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:20,960
Speaker 1: a piss in the bathroom that you cleaned, and walked through.

1122
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:27,120
Speaker 1: I haven't fixed that yet since the tornado. It's still guobbly. No,

1123
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:30,520
Speaker 1: I mean, that's interesting. He wiped his hands on a

1124
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:35,600
Speaker 1: towel that you put there. Maybe he might have done that.

1125
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:39,120
Speaker 1: He might have he might have flushed the water that

1126
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:42,080
Speaker 1: I pay for exactly. Are you cool with that? I'm

1127
00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:44,000
Speaker 1: fine with it. He could have taken a nap in

1128
00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:47,720
Speaker 1: the on the couch and here we go. You you

1129
00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:50,320
Speaker 1: come home and homeboys passed out on the couch. He

1130
00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:53,640
Speaker 1: would be like, okay, couch, that's a free range marriage

1131
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:55,480
Speaker 1: right there. No craw, I'll tell you what. If there's

1132
00:57:55,480 --> 00:57:57,120
Speaker 1: a chick passed out of my couch and when my

1133
00:57:57,160 --> 00:57:59,840
Speaker 1: wife got home, guess who's not in a in a

1134
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:02,040
Speaker 1: good position. And if she would have passed out, she

1135
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:03,640
Speaker 1: could have but I would have thrown her ass out

1136
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:05,080
Speaker 1: and said, I don't care if it wasn't work, like

1137
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:09,320
Speaker 1: you get that out of my house. Crazy. I mean,

1138
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:13,840
Speaker 1: I just I love a different lifestyle. No, nothing about swinging.

1139
00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:16,240
Speaker 1: Just I mean, I'm just carefree. I'm just cool, like

1140
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:19,680
Speaker 1: I trust, I trust one, got nothing to worry about.

1141
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:22,000
Speaker 1: I know what chili she's digging in his mind, so

1142
00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:25,120
Speaker 1: I'm not worried about it. Um, I will give him

1143
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:29,480
Speaker 1: props on that though. That's obviously that's different. No, no, no,

1144
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:39,280
Speaker 1: that's the relationship that everybody wants. You gotta have faith

1145
00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:41,080
Speaker 1: that what you guys have is strong enough, and then

1146
00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:43,560
Speaker 1: that's really it. That's why you guys got married in

1147
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:45,760
Speaker 1: the first place. That's right, right, that's what I said.

1148
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:48,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, No, I mean that's why I don't care.

1149
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:51,120
Speaker 1: Like literally, I think Laura, she goes out to lunches,

1150
00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:54,840
Speaker 1: move toward my wife. I feel like I said her

1151
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:59,840
Speaker 1: social that's crazy. So I just say, go do whatever

1152
00:58:59,880 --> 00:59:01,720
Speaker 1: you wos. I don't give a rip. I really don't.

1153
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:04,480
Speaker 1: I'm actually on the same boat as lunch. Okay, until

1154
00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:08,960
Speaker 1: it happens. I'm fine with one bottle, but the two

1155
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:13,600
Speaker 1: bottles too much. Hey, it was the cheese that got

1156
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:16,280
Speaker 1: You could not argue that they were feeling a little

1157
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:20,760
Speaker 1: tipsy during that. Anytime I've had bree cheese with someone else,

1158
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:24,640
Speaker 1: I don't want to free leadings. The banging. That's what

1159
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:28,920
Speaker 1: I minutes fifty nine minutes and you guys see me

1160
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:31,280
Speaker 1: throw out the first pitch. Coach, great job. I saw

1161
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:34,880
Speaker 1: you bounced it. I brought the heat the right way

1162
00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:37,400
Speaker 1: way he bounced it. I was at the Vandy game. Guys,

1163
00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:41,480
Speaker 1: look at me. Wait he bounced it. Hey, that mounds

1164
00:59:41,480 --> 00:59:43,840
Speaker 1: a lot further than you thought. Huh no, no, no, no, no,

1165
00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:46,560
Speaker 1: watch me, I go up get the rosin. Oh wow,

1166
00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:48,720
Speaker 1: you didn't get the powder. Is this audio good? Or wait?

1167
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:51,600
Speaker 1: Why are you putting it on your wrist? I was

1168
00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:53,680
Speaker 1: just doing it for theatrics. I didn't put it on

1169
00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:56,800
Speaker 1: the right hand. Oh I hit the ground, didn't it?

1170
00:59:58,040 --> 01:00:03,400
Speaker 1: I didn't reach the plate? No? Uh? But why coach,

1171
01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:06,400
Speaker 1: Look you should do what I tell check that email.

1172
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:09,200
Speaker 1: I was trying to pull up lunch The audio is

1173
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:11,320
Speaker 1: any good? It is? That announced me? This is what

1174
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:21,400
Speaker 1: I tell my kids all the time. First, literally, bunny show,

1175
01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:37,800
Speaker 1: please welcome lunch time. Coach? Was that a COVID regulations.

1176
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:40,800
Speaker 1: There was nobody cheering for you. What happened? Coach? They

1177
01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:42,840
Speaker 1: were they weren't allowed to cheer. How many people were

1178
01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:50,720
Speaker 1: there than they win there? They were really good, aren't they?

1179
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:53,360
Speaker 1: They scored thirteen runs in the second. Did you watch

1180
01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:54,920
Speaker 1: the whole game? Did you leave? After the second? We

1181
01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:57,600
Speaker 1: about touch with the third, They're like, all right, game over.

1182
01:00:57,680 --> 01:00:59,120
Speaker 1: I mean, it was already eight o'clock and it was

1183
01:00:59,160 --> 01:01:01,440
Speaker 1: only third. We're thinning. We're like, hey man, we got

1184
01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:04,000
Speaker 1: the kids. We gotta get into bed. I mean, and

1185
01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:06,400
Speaker 1: my son was saying, my tummy hurts. My timmey hares,

1186
01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:08,560
Speaker 1: let's go home. I'm tired, and so I was like,

1187
01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:12,240
Speaker 1: it's scared. And then we got home and he had

1188
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:14,120
Speaker 1: said he had said since we picked him up from

1189
01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:17,520
Speaker 1: daycare at like four o'clock that his tummy hurt. I'm like, yeah, yeah.

1190
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:19,640
Speaker 1: And he sat on the party and he's going on,

1191
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:24,800
Speaker 1: my tummy hurts, my tummy hurt, and he's bent over,

1192
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:26,920
Speaker 1: you know, like oh, and I'm like, what is going on?

1193
01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:29,120
Speaker 1: I was like, someone at school must have said there,

1194
01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:32,760
Speaker 1: tummy hurts. So then now his tummy hurts. And then

1195
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:35,120
Speaker 1: he looks at me goes, I'm gonna stand up now,

1196
01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:36,560
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what, he goes, I want to look

1197
01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:41,120
Speaker 1: at my big poop poop. It was bigger than a

1198
01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:43,840
Speaker 1: freaking I mean, you make it look like a burrito

1199
01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:45,480
Speaker 1: with your hands right now. It was. It was like

1200
01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:50,080
Speaker 1: a Chipotle burrito. It was huge. No wonder his stomach

1201
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:52,720
Speaker 1: hurt because he had that big old thing in his

1202
01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:55,560
Speaker 1: stomach all day and it had to come out and

1203
01:01:55,640 --> 01:01:59,440
Speaker 1: he got it out across to him. So, uh, look,

1204
01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:03,920
Speaker 1: quick update with my kids baseball seasons. They both have

1205
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:06,960
Speaker 1: won their first playoff games, so they're moving on. So

1206
01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:10,080
Speaker 1: when's the second round? Come? The second round is Friday?

1207
01:02:10,280 --> 01:02:12,400
Speaker 1: One of them is Friday, and there's two games on

1208
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:16,360
Speaker 1: Saturday for the other from maybe Friday. What time Friday?

1209
01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:20,360
Speaker 1: Five thirty? I believe right? You ready to go, Eddie?

1210
01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:22,360
Speaker 1: That is such a good story. You better give an

1211
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:25,320
Speaker 1: update on the big show. Will you come coach? I

1212
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:27,680
Speaker 1: love a champion coach. Have I text you and Bay?

1213
01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:30,000
Speaker 1: Will you come to the game? What's the exact time?

1214
01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:34,000
Speaker 1: Five th Fridday? Yeah, rush hour. Bazer gets home from

1215
01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:36,480
Speaker 1: work like and she goes straight to the park, which

1216
01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:38,560
Speaker 1: would be fighting traffic. The entire time. I think by

1217
01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:40,280
Speaker 1: works half days on Friday. I think she gets off

1218
01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:42,200
Speaker 1: at two on Friday. If you really want us there,

1219
01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:44,120
Speaker 1: but I'm telling you we're going opposite traffic. But I

1220
01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:48,400
Speaker 1: don't want to force your coach. But I mean, my

1221
01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:50,280
Speaker 1: son saw you there. I don't even know what he

1222
01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:53,080
Speaker 1: looks like. I would be at the wrong field, probably

1223
01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:59,080
Speaker 1: field he goes. I don't even know what it looks like.

1224
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:04,880
Speaker 1: Wine me what your wife looks like? Though? Was that

1225
01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:06,520
Speaker 1: supposed to be? I mean, i'd look for her and

1226
01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:09,160
Speaker 1: then say I caught my wife at your apartment while

1227
01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:11,560
Speaker 1: I was at work, Coach, Coach, you don't think she

1228
01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:13,440
Speaker 1: can swing by the apartment, pick me up and take

1229
01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:16,280
Speaker 1: me to the what's wrong? And had a couple of

1230
01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:19,160
Speaker 1: glasses of wine. We end up getting the bottle and

1231
01:03:19,160 --> 01:03:21,080
Speaker 1: I like, guys, guys, we can't do this. We just

1232
01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:23,080
Speaker 1: did it all over again what we talked about on

1233
01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:26,880
Speaker 1: the podcast. Could you see Bay at lunch Box's house?

1234
01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:31,640
Speaker 1: Will raise that drinking wine? No chance, hey ever, swing

1235
01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:33,720
Speaker 1: by the grip pick us up on Friday. I mean,

1236
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:35,680
Speaker 1: if she wants to come over and drink with me,

1237
01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:40,800
Speaker 1: your wife, that's me. So what is this? It's a bit,

1238
01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:42,200
Speaker 1: do we all have to hang out with the other

1239
01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:45,720
Speaker 1: guy's hus We're just gonna see what happens after a

1240
01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:48,480
Speaker 1: couple of bottles of wines are going. Bay, I got

1241
01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:49,920
Speaker 1: no problem with it. If they want to hang out

1242
01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:51,760
Speaker 1: with you, I mean, if you want to get her

1243
01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:56,840
Speaker 1: and drunk, that's fine by me. Wrap this up. It's

1244
01:03:56,840 --> 01:04:00,760
Speaker 1: getting weird, all right, Yeah, well done, Yeah, we're done.

1245
01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:05,440
Speaker 1: All right, all hang out with Eddie's wife. Alright, just

1246
01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:09,720
Speaker 1: do one day. It's a bit. My wife's still not

1247
01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:13,800
Speaker 1: home from Edie's. What's going on? Oh, before we go,

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Speaker 1: we need to say congrats just having a baby. Actually

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01:04:19,120 --> 01:04:22,240
Speaker 1: you're having a baby. Uh so maybe fantasy football. She

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01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:25,000
Speaker 1: won't be as dialed in this year. Uh and Nick

1251
01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:29,520
Speaker 1: Fleming got engaged and then Taylor had a son, so

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01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:35,040
Speaker 1: congratulating really really what, Taylor Doe? I had a son? No? No, no, no, no,

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01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:39,920
Speaker 1: oh not Taylor. Taylor's listening like, you got to be

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01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:45,680
Speaker 1: more specific. I forgot. I was just thinking, I saw,

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01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:47,560
Speaker 1: what are you gonna tell me lox as a boyfriend?

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01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:49,520
Speaker 1: I mean, coach, you need to be more specific. Taylor

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01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:54,240
Speaker 1: Doll was listening right now, going on, He's like, change son,

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01:04:55,160 --> 01:04:58,560
Speaker 1: this is how he finds out. Oh man, Taylor Dowl,

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01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:00,880
Speaker 1: the girl you win a day been nine months ago.

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Speaker 1: She just called us. You have a son, all right,

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01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:08,680
Speaker 1: Robert Cornelius has a son on Fantasy. I guess his

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01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:10,480
Speaker 1: name is Taylor on there for some reason, I don't

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01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:12,400
Speaker 1: know what that is. And you guys, hear what Ralphie said.

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01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:14,640
Speaker 1: He goes, when do you listen to the podcast? He said,

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01:05:14,720 --> 01:05:21,320
Speaker 1: when it's up fled loaded, So let's not get home,

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01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:24,000
Speaker 1: take a dumb make yourself lunch, and then post a couch.

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01:05:24,440 --> 01:05:28,000
Speaker 1: All right? Why why is it always I'm always getting

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01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,680
Speaker 1: it up in like two seconds, So let's relax, alright.

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01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:36,000
Speaker 1: Some days I forget all right, I wonder who my

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01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:43,800
Speaker 1: wife's drinking went today. How's it going, Facetimer. The biggest

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01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:46,280
Speaker 1: indication that she's cheating on you is when you Facetimer

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01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:47,920
Speaker 1: and she doesn't answer that. But then you call her

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01:05:47,960 --> 01:05:51,840
Speaker 1: and she answers that she's cheating on you. Oh boy,

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01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:55,720
Speaker 1: try it, hey, jam I thought you lived over there

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01:05:56,640 --> 01:05:57,400
Speaker 1: doing in my house,