1 00:00:01,360 --> 00:00:03,440 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:06,600 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the 3 00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:12,840 Speaker 1: subject the old lady has to go. All right, We'll 4 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:15,600 Speaker 1: get into it a little bit later, but right now, Yeah, 5 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:18,400 Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's praying phone call. What 6 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:22,880 Speaker 1: you got for his neat Super Bowl trip? Let's go 7 00:00:23,079 --> 00:00:28,080 Speaker 1: cat diggity Loo. Hello, I'm trying to reach a Martina. Please, 8 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,120 Speaker 1: I'll see not in right at the moment. Can I 9 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:33,159 Speaker 1: take a message or somebody can help you with Actually 10 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:35,600 Speaker 1: I'm giving a call to make sure double checking on 11 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:42,400 Speaker 1: confirmation for Mr and Mrs No man, Now that made 12 00:00:42,479 --> 00:00:45,040 Speaker 1: the mistakes? Are you're going by herself? I'm not going 13 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:47,800 Speaker 1: so should you should just should be missing? That's all? 14 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:51,440 Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, well I'll tell you what we have. 15 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:53,640 Speaker 1: We have our schedule. We wanted to make sure we 16 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:56,760 Speaker 1: gave the confirmation and uh, you know, with a big 17 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:59,320 Speaker 1: weekend like this, we're double checking and making sure everybody's 18 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:01,600 Speaker 1: actually coming and getting their rooms because you know you're 19 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:04,200 Speaker 1: subject to get charged for it. And we definitely have 20 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:07,640 Speaker 1: the honeymoon sweet waiting on her who honeymoons? Week man, 21 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:10,160 Speaker 1: we've been married seventeen years. What's you talking about? Honeymoons 22 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:13,479 Speaker 1: week Well, we got you. You see Mr and Mrs 23 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:17,440 Speaker 1: what's the name on that? Ms? Martina? Is that right? Yeah? 24 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:19,639 Speaker 1: That's my wife? Yeah all right, and we've got Tony 25 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:23,640 Speaker 1: as well. Who who did Tony? My name is Vernon? 26 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:29,360 Speaker 1: Say whatnot? My name is Vernon? Who the hell is Tony? So? Um? Wow, 27 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:32,679 Speaker 1: we we have where this is uh the wrong one. 28 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:35,000 Speaker 1: I think I got the wrong one. Man. Okay, did 29 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:37,840 Speaker 1: you guys make reservations here at the hotel and for 30 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:41,080 Speaker 1: the super Bowl weekend? My wife is going to this 31 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:44,240 Speaker 1: weekend to be with her sick aunt That's what she 32 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:47,559 Speaker 1: told me. Now, I don't know nothing about and those, 33 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:50,440 Speaker 1: but you know what, Yeah, keep talking to me. Yeah, okay, 34 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:53,400 Speaker 1: keep talking to me, because this is getting really interesting 35 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:57,840 Speaker 1: right here. She's coming to because I have a Mr. 36 00:01:57,880 --> 00:02:01,720 Speaker 1: And Mrs Martina and Tony coming. We have the honeymoon 37 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:04,400 Speaker 1: suite here for the super Bowl weekend, checking in tomorrow 38 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,400 Speaker 1: and checking out on Monday. I don't know, you know 39 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:08,560 Speaker 1: what this is right here? Because he now I got 40 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:10,040 Speaker 1: said she told me she was going to see her 41 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:12,280 Speaker 1: seek auntie, and I told her coul I paid for 42 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:14,480 Speaker 1: the damn taking myself. I got my extra turn back 43 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:16,720 Speaker 1: and I paid for my damn self, so she can 44 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:18,320 Speaker 1: go out there. And you're telling me this hell for 45 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:22,000 Speaker 1: the mad reservations and because this let's looks I mean, 46 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:26,640 Speaker 1: with the hell now, Victor, Victor, what's your name again? 47 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:29,679 Speaker 1: But my name is Vernon, Okay, Mr Vernon, sir. I 48 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:32,320 Speaker 1: first of all, I do apologize. I'm just a you know, 49 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:36,280 Speaker 1: I'm own close here and and and the reservations and 50 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:38,919 Speaker 1: basically they just got us calling because it's a big weekend. 51 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:40,680 Speaker 1: And you know, if you if you don't come in 52 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:45,160 Speaker 1: your your your car to definitely get charged. Y'all been 53 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:48,160 Speaker 1: not charged nothing to my card. Don't charge mat fact, 54 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:51,040 Speaker 1: I want to cancel this reservation. She can fall back 55 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:53,760 Speaker 1: in as far as I'm concerned. This is the letter. 56 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,160 Speaker 1: Walk up in here right now. Let don't walk up 57 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:58,040 Speaker 1: in here right now, because this is this a crazy 58 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:00,160 Speaker 1: Let's let's just slow let's slow down him at it. 59 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:02,440 Speaker 1: Let's slow down. Maybe there's just a mistake here. I mean, 60 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:07,080 Speaker 1: no man, uh uh the honey at the no one 61 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:09,440 Speaker 1: she told no wonder, I'm like, she told me she 62 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:11,320 Speaker 1: needed two nted dolls for them hotel me for the 63 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:14,560 Speaker 1: hotel room. Yeah, well actually it's uh well they must 64 00:03:14,639 --> 00:03:17,120 Speaker 1: be splitting in here. It's it's it's about four hundreds 65 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:20,480 Speaker 1: something night for this room. Excuse me, she didn't pay 66 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:24,120 Speaker 1: that much for my y went and ring. Wow. Okay, 67 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:26,280 Speaker 1: well I'll tell you what, sir. Is there anyway I 68 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:28,519 Speaker 1: can I can call back and speak to Martina so 69 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:31,000 Speaker 1: I can go. Never in life call back to this okay, 70 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:33,440 Speaker 1: because see if you call back here talking about this, 71 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:36,120 Speaker 1: because I don't even normally answer this phone. Okay, this 72 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:37,920 Speaker 1: is her phone. She want to go runn aeron from me, 73 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:40,480 Speaker 1: But don't you never call this phone back again because 74 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:43,400 Speaker 1: she she ain't coming, not this lifetime. She's not. But 75 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:45,640 Speaker 1: uh you know that. I want to thank you though. 76 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:47,680 Speaker 1: I appreciate you let me in on the rout was up? Yeah, 77 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:51,520 Speaker 1: I knew it. Okay, okay, Mr Vernus, slow down something man, 78 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:55,080 Speaker 1: hang on. Okay, now listen. What I have to do 79 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:56,720 Speaker 1: is I have to talk to the person that made 80 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:59,440 Speaker 1: the reservation in order to cancel it. You tell me 81 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:02,760 Speaker 1: your counseling right now, but I need to hear that 82 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:05,200 Speaker 1: from miss Martina that it's counsel me. Will she get 83 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:07,000 Speaker 1: back she's gonna even talk to you. You You can counsel 84 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:09,960 Speaker 1: it now, I'm telling you now, counselor it ain't gonna 85 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:13,200 Speaker 1: be no honey news. Okay, we've been man for seventeen years. 86 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:16,320 Speaker 1: We got folk kid, and I'm sitting back here dog 87 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:19,320 Speaker 1: counseling now. I'm telling me to counsel. I cannot counsel 88 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:22,920 Speaker 1: it without speaking to her. I tell you what your best, 89 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:24,720 Speaker 1: biden is to counsel that, because if you put a 90 00:04:24,839 --> 00:04:28,000 Speaker 1: charge on it, I'm will riding and find Joe. What's 91 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:32,600 Speaker 1: your name? Excuse me, what's your name? I'm Brian, Sir, Brian. 92 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:35,880 Speaker 1: If there's one charge with my critical, I will find you. Sir. 93 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:39,320 Speaker 1: Let me. Do you have Tony's number where I can 94 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:41,560 Speaker 1: call him? And maybe you know what? You know what? 95 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:43,280 Speaker 1: I don't have Tony's number in a minute because I 96 00:04:43,279 --> 00:04:45,240 Speaker 1: got her phone up. Just go through it and find it. 97 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:47,840 Speaker 1: Because this is some and she gonna do with Tony. 98 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:49,560 Speaker 1: So if you called back here, you're not gonna get 99 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:52,160 Speaker 1: her because she's gonna be over there with that. Okay, sir. 100 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:54,880 Speaker 1: Now there's one more person that's on the schedule on 101 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:58,840 Speaker 1: the room, a woman person where they're doing the threesome. Uh, 102 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:01,360 Speaker 1: I'm not sure. Now I got another person on the 103 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:03,680 Speaker 1: on schedule on here. This can't get no words. Come 104 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:05,400 Speaker 1: on with it you want to. I'm sorry, you want 105 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:07,480 Speaker 1: the name of want the name? Yes, come on with 106 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:10,120 Speaker 1: you can tell me everything else. Okay. I got a 107 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:18,080 Speaker 1: a somebody named Nephew Tommy excuse me, he man, And 108 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:21,400 Speaker 1: this is Nephew Tommy man for the Steve Harvey Morning Show. 109 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:24,600 Speaker 1: Your wife got me to prank phone all with you. 110 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:38,520 Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm an at that hey man. Okay, and 111 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:40,360 Speaker 1: that's who she's been talking to on the phone. Yea, 112 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:45,359 Speaker 1: all right, yeah, you got me. Hey ma, I gotta 113 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:47,760 Speaker 1: ask you what is the baddest and I'm talking about 114 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:51,320 Speaker 1: the baddest man radio show in the land, Steve Harvey 115 00:05:51,360 --> 00:06:01,840 Speaker 1: Morning Show. Your friend wasn't happening. He wasn't convince it. 116 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:08,360 Speaker 1: Took his word right away though. Yeah, Yeah, he got 117 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:11,320 Speaker 1: canceling stuff without all the information. And you don't have 118 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:16,400 Speaker 1: that right to just cancel things like that. Seventeen years four, kids, 119 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:24,200 Speaker 1: he's just canceling. He was all in his feelings, wasn't. Yeah. 120 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:26,359 Speaker 1: And then when you told you who you were, he 121 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:35,280 Speaker 1: still wasn't. Yeah. Stupid, stupid, you can't get Maybe it's 122 00:06:35,279 --> 00:06:39,839 Speaker 1: maybe the cheaper police, you know, and Amarilla who were 123 00:06:39,839 --> 00:06:42,080 Speaker 1: talking about the lab break. Maybe he listening and can 124 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:47,360 Speaker 1: clear understanding on how you do things, you know, police 125 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:50,800 Speaker 1: his thing. He just got out of head. You're right 126 00:06:50,839 --> 00:06:53,359 Speaker 1: about that time he got out it. Emma real, ain't 127 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:58,440 Speaker 1: that big. You can't be running games bade right, Hey, 128 00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:01,680 Speaker 1: but you know what, don't Tommy, Huh. I'm kind of 129 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:04,200 Speaker 1: glad you got out of that when this last prank 130 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:07,320 Speaker 1: when you did, because if he had just hung up 131 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:10,720 Speaker 1: in anger, that would have been a real problem. So 132 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:13,200 Speaker 1: I'm kind of yeah, you know, I'm kind of you know, 133 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:20,320 Speaker 1: your time and for getting out is getting better, damn long. Yeah. Yeah, 134 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:23,920 Speaker 1: you usually take it to death threat level, you know, 135 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:27,040 Speaker 1: then you get out. But you got out in a 136 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,760 Speaker 1: good time. You really did. Yeah, what do you want 137 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:32,440 Speaker 1: to get right before death threat? In? Poor lot? That's 138 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:37,040 Speaker 1: right at that line, the way he way he was, 139 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:39,880 Speaker 1: the way he was cousin. He definitely gonna beat them kids, ass. 140 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:44,680 Speaker 1: I don't know why, and they ain't got nothing to 141 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:54,840 Speaker 1: do with it. They gottes a triple Yeah, you never 142 00:07:54,880 --> 00:08:00,000 Speaker 1: know what you're gonna get, you know, business called freaking 143 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,760 Speaker 1: is big business. You'll never know what you're gonna get 144 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:07,440 Speaker 1: in so big that who's getting into it? Thank you 145 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:12,360 Speaker 1: every day. I don't know how you do see what 146 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:19,520 Speaker 1: I see? But it's okay you don't. It's okay. He's 147 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:26,880 Speaker 1: starting to break people. Slow ass, gonna be prenny slow, No, 148 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:38,920 Speaker 1: he talks slow. Hello, is his voice that all right? 149 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:42,280 Speaker 1: Thinking of you? Coming up next Strawberry Letters, subject the 150 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:44,680 Speaker 1: old Lady has got to go. We'll get into it 151 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:48,679 Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the str Morning Show.