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Speaker 1: you guys, ready for more? Let's do it? Um got
Speaker 1: what do we think of the first half? So I'm
Speaker 1: I'm feeling yeah, I feel like the room is on fire.
Speaker 1: I mean, everyone's coming hard. This the bowl is whipping
Speaker 1: out some truth. Boll is surprisingly effective, Like people are
Speaker 1: succeeding Flying Colors with the bull Istik bowl that we
Speaker 1: hand carved ourselves. Um, I mean yeah, this is the yeah,
Speaker 1: we this is like an artifact. I mean you know,
Speaker 1: I just want to say, like object permanence is like
Speaker 1: this weird concept, but like the bull like embodies that.
Speaker 1: So I do want to say, we've got a new catchphrase.
Speaker 1: We've got a new culture word, and it's clap trap.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Amy Joe Jackson. I just I couldn't. I
Speaker 1: couldn't help him. My hand started writing. I was like
Speaker 1: clap trap, and guys, just we've learned a bunch of
Speaker 1: things from the first half, especially that you can I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. You can rail against the culture
Speaker 1: of the relationship with your own mother, which is amazing.
Speaker 1: Anything anything, Guys, are you ready? Let it? Let's bring
Speaker 1: on the next group. David massonnings Henry Kaperski had a
Speaker 1: So Mrs Derakats come on and miss Betsy Kenny bad. Yes,
Speaker 1: David Mazzoni, please take the days. David Mazzoni, do we
Speaker 1: have a prepared bit? Are we got diving into the
Speaker 1: prepared bed? I have something I need to say. Alright, God,
Speaker 1: here we go, here we go, and your time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. People who say Brittney Spear
Speaker 1: sucks now, I don't wanna hear it. This woman raised you.
Speaker 1: Do you have any idea this woman died for your sins,
Speaker 1: your gay as sins. Okay, when she posts, when she
Speaker 1: googles a picture of tacos, then takes the first image
Speaker 1: that comes up on Google lit for tacos and post
Speaker 1: that image on her Instagram and says delicious. Yum, you
Speaker 1: better fucking like it because she died for you. Raise you.
Speaker 1: So when you tell me all Brittany, she's not the same,
Speaker 1: she's different, I say, no, bitch, go online, buy that
Speaker 1: three hundred dollar Vegas ticket and go. She's dead, bitching.
Speaker 1: It's your faults. I don't think so wow every word
Speaker 1: of that and now Henry copsk, Henry Koperski pre and
Speaker 1: your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Dancing,
Speaker 1: I hate dancing. Don't and don't make me feel bad
Speaker 1: about the fact that I don't like to dance. If
Speaker 1: I'm at your wedding reception, I'm sitting down, don't ask me.
Speaker 1: Are you okay? I'm fine. I mean, I'm eating cake,
Speaker 1: I'm talking to your older relatives. I'm having a great time. Okay.
Speaker 1: You know. I like watch Seen People Dance. I love
Speaker 1: that I saw on the Town on Broadway. My favorite part.
Speaker 1: My favorite part was the ballet sequence. I'm still gagged for.
Speaker 1: I live and die for Jerome Robbins. I love him. Okay.
Speaker 1: I'm sure I've been on drugs and maybe I have
Speaker 1: danced a little bit, but you know, I've also been
Speaker 1: on drugs and eating flowers. Okay, so it's fine. I
Speaker 1: don't want to dance. Don't make me. I'm not self conscious.
Speaker 1: I'm not hurting inside. I'm not suppressing my natural gym.
Speaker 1: I fucking hate I don't like to move my limbs.
Speaker 1: I like to listen. I like to sit down and
Speaker 1: listen to So fuck you all your dancers, fuck you
Speaker 1: for pressuring me. Okay, all dancer, fuck you. Oh my god, unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Hannah Solas hand here we go, hand a prayer bowl.
Speaker 1: I have to speak my truth, okay, and sells. I
Speaker 1: don't think so many time starts now, Okay, listen, I
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. Child contestants on the voice, Okay,
Speaker 1: we do not need you looking. If I wanted to
Speaker 1: listen to middle school saying, I would google production of
Speaker 1: teen rag Time on YouTube, which I have done before.
Speaker 1: Don't even comfort me. Okay. Also let the old people
Speaker 1: on the voice. If you're gonna show me a video
Speaker 1: of the fifth year old man who lost his house
Speaker 1: in a flood and has six kids, one which is disabled,
Speaker 1: and you're not gonna turn a chair. I do not
Speaker 1: think so, honey. I do not think so Alicia Keys, Okay,
Speaker 1: And then you want me to feel bad for the
Speaker 1: twelve year old who's bullied for her height. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. This girl does not need a recording contract.
Speaker 1: She needs to go back to middle school with her
Speaker 1: quickyvibrato and her dead eyes and she learn your math.
Speaker 1: I don't think, so, honey, get back just school. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, here we go. It's Derek Cats, come on
Speaker 1: deck Cats. I have a huge chat and it's liberating
Speaker 1: that this fits me. Yes, you look on the fire?
Speaker 1: Are you doing that part of my time? No? I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, started bitching. Okay, one, don't have
Speaker 1: me come here with opinions because I don't have a
Speaker 1: lot of them. Like, I don't know what I think
Speaker 1: of anything. I don't know. Did you spray me? I
Speaker 1: guess that's fine. La La Land was cool thirty seconds.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I liked it. I liked moolight am
Speaker 1: I bad? Maybe? What are you guys saying? Having opinions
Speaker 1: on everything? Is seconds? Thank god? Okay? Oh just sing
Speaker 1: because I want to sing in front of the five seconds.
Speaker 1: Oh seriously? Um, okay, so that's what I've bet a
Speaker 1: Derrick Cat thank you. Oh, everyone rides a glass of
Speaker 1: Betsy Caddy bets. Are we going bre slected? Are we
Speaker 1: diving in this bowl? Well? It was gonna audience? Or
Speaker 1: should I bollish my ohoa? I don't know anything political
Speaker 1: or anything pop culture? Oh my god? Better here you
Speaker 1: pick it because I picked one. Do you want this one?
Speaker 1: Is it good or bad? Susan Boyle, I'm picky. There
Speaker 1: you go, there we go, do your own starring it
Speaker 1: out for the class? What is it? Oh, Blake Shelton
Speaker 1: as a person? Is Blake Shelton from the voice, from
Speaker 1: the voice as a person, as a person, not as
Speaker 1: a vocalist or a musician. I don't know if so, honey,
Speaker 1: start it starts writing he dates Gwen Stefani, it starts out.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Gwen Stefani as herod chuck
Speaker 1: a girl when you're not Asian. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: Blake Shellon being an alcoholic drinking out of that little
Speaker 1: black cup. It's queen. I don't think so, honey, Blake
Speaker 1: Shellton being at home on a couch watching the TV
Speaker 1: as himself watching the voice. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Thirty seconds. I don't think so, honey, me having to
Speaker 1: ever say Blake Shaton coming out of my mouth, I
Speaker 1: think so, honey. People arguing at a bar about Blake
Speaker 1: sellon about anything because he's meaningless. Seconds. Come on, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. You tis been around that tag
Speaker 1: like that? Five tacond don't get the money five seconds.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Give it up for t
Speaker 1: hat back day Kenny herself. Bet they returned the hat.
Speaker 1: Batsy returned thatt. Wow, she almost chucked that hat. Are
Speaker 1: you ready for the next group? Let's do it? Please
Speaker 1: welcome Canty Rode ash Grass. Please welcome, Dylan Marron, Please
Speaker 1: welcome of at least Morales. There's a welcome Monique Moses,
Speaker 1: and finally, please welcome Patti Harrison. All right, Katie Ashcraft,
Speaker 1: please take the Katy Ruth. Here we go. All right,
Speaker 1: Katie Ruth. It is covered by the hat that Betsy
Speaker 1: alright to the ball. It's gonna be Presock died from me.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Katie. I don't think so, honey. Time starts now. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I'm at a restaurant with friends and family friend
Speaker 1: friends who are like family, and I've the first to
Speaker 1: finish my meal, which is yolki and a white sauce,
Speaker 1: And so the waiter takes my plate away, and I say,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, because everyone else at my
Speaker 1: table is still eating and I love sitting there. Like
Speaker 1: the entire time, I wasn't eating like I was like,
Speaker 1: just water for me, thank you. But I wasn't like that, honey.
Speaker 1: Seconds okay, so honey, on the chapter two, I don't
Speaker 1: you're gonna take my plate from me quite yet? Half
Speaker 1: of waiter is way to have you ever heard of
Speaker 1: someone saying I can't finish it? So you want to
Speaker 1: finish it for me while you're not gonna hear it tonight.
Speaker 1: I don't have a plate anymore, Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I finish it off, saying is there an international dish shortage?
Speaker 1: Why are you snatching my plate like a ring of
Speaker 1: a real housewife? A second, you need to buy more dishes.
Speaker 1: Stop buying so many decorative airplanes. They will go out
Speaker 1: of style plates. And Katyn ash Coptain is gonna make
Speaker 1: Dylan Maren picked the hat and the mica fill on
Speaker 1: the ground, and pick that up, Honey, Dylan, what's it
Speaker 1: gonna be? A girl? I don't know. I love it
Speaker 1: is pre selected. Shut the fuck up. I planned this
Speaker 1: by thinking about it on the train. She's prepared. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Casting Laura Dern as Shale Woodley
Speaker 1: and Reese Witherspoon's adversary on Big Little Eyes. Wait, when
Speaker 1: she played their mothers in Wild and The Fault in
Speaker 1: Our Stars, I don't think so, honey. I fell in
Speaker 1: love with her in Wild, Okay, I cried my fucking
Speaker 1: eyes out in The Fault in Our Stars, the book
Speaker 1: and the movie. And now I gotta watch her play
Speaker 1: fucking Ranada on Big Little Eyes, and I have to
Speaker 1: hear her tear. Shaling Woodley a new one, and she
Speaker 1: is a struggling single moth. I don't think so. Take again,
Speaker 1: skip Riese Witherspoon has come into the hospital bed and
Speaker 1: see that her eyes were taken out. Boiler alert. Old.
Speaker 1: Now I have to watch them bicker on Big Little Lies.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Oh, Free Sylene, free Shilen,
Speaker 1: all right, free Shylene. Now sympathy for she len from me.
Speaker 1: Next up is at least moralea moralea you know, we're
Speaker 1: thinking for your ball. Mike's over there on that stand.
Speaker 1: You're right here it is. I don't think so, honey, Mike,
Speaker 1: thank you. I'm going free selected. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Time starts now. I don't think so, honey. People who
Speaker 1: still care about Kim Kardashian sex tape, let me set
Speaker 1: the scene for you. The year is two thousand three.
Speaker 1: Kimberly Noel Kardashian West is but a humble Paris Hilton's
Speaker 1: closet organizer with a fatass and even fatter dreams. And
Speaker 1: you know what, you know what she said ridges dick
Speaker 1: on camera. Okay, and her life was better every goddamn Jason.
Speaker 1: Ok It's true. And you know what, any motherfucker who
Speaker 1: tells me that if they were twenty three years old
Speaker 1: and listen like Kim Kardashian, they wouldn't make a sex
Speaker 1: tape as a fucking liar? Who here? Who here is
Speaker 1: twenty three? Make a sex tape? Do it now? You're
Speaker 1: not getting any skinnier, You're not getting any skinny, or
Speaker 1: get your tight little ass on camera before it's blown
Speaker 1: out by going to work and taking dick. Do it now?
Speaker 1: Do it? Do that ship? Now? Okay, when I was
Speaker 1: twenty three, but I was twenty three, me and my
Speaker 1: boyfriend bucked on camera. He said that's deleted, but he
Speaker 1: also said he wasn't cheating on me. So who knows.
Speaker 1: Guess either way, if the day that elis is the
Speaker 1: day that Elie more Alice has a new fucking head
Speaker 1: shot because amazing, thank you. Oh my god, I'm sick
Speaker 1: old for wow. Come one, Monique, what's it gonna be?
Speaker 1: Prere bowl by? What do we got? She gets two minutes,
Speaker 1: she got two minutes. She gets two minutes. If you
Speaker 1: can hear me clup once, if you can hear me
Speaker 1: clup twice. That was for some of you money. If
Speaker 1: you get two minutes, here we go and your time begins. Now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Donald, motherfucking Trump, bitch. I
Speaker 1: was born in Canada. I left that ship for you guys.
Speaker 1: Right now, you have Donald Trump as your president. Motherfucker.
Speaker 1: I left justin motherfucking Trudeau for this ship. Donald Trump,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Your hair, your face, your body,
Speaker 1: your policies, your whack, motherfucker, your whack. Everybody hate your face.
Speaker 1: Everybody hates you, motherfucker. I don't know much about Donald Trump.
Speaker 1: I just know if it was forty years ago, he
Speaker 1: wouldn't self rent to me, so he needs to fuck.
Speaker 1: I don't know much about Donald Trump, and oh, I
Speaker 1: don't think so. I don't think I want to know
Speaker 1: much about Donald Trump. But what I do know is
Speaker 1: that he's a terrible president and everybody hates it. Listen.
Speaker 1: I don't know much about Donald Trump, and I know this,
Speaker 1: I still have another minute. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: You bitch, motherfucking ship, bitch ass, cant ass, bitch shit
Speaker 1: fuck you fucking shit ass, motherfucker your ass. It's gonna
Speaker 1: get impeached very very soon. And you know what, I
Speaker 1: don't know how it's gonna happen. I might sneaking to
Speaker 1: your house and find a way to find that you've
Speaker 1: been sucking a bunch of Russians, or I like fucking
Speaker 1: look into your past tax history. Listen, Rachel Maddow, you
Speaker 1: my girl. We need more, we need more bits, but listen, Trump,
Speaker 1: I don't fucking think so, honey, Oh my god, there's
Speaker 1: so much about you that I hate, and a lot
Speaker 1: of it has to do with the fact, motherfucking back in,
Speaker 1: come hard Masten, take it home. I'm motherfucking hey, mother
Speaker 1: fucking Donald Trump. And let me tell you this, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. You are not any of our
Speaker 1: presidents here. We don't like you. And I was gonna
Speaker 1: give a scathing review to wag a Mama Ramen, but
Speaker 1: instead I would need your noodles, Donald Trump, Nick Queen
Speaker 1: Mo and now now Patty Hairson, Oh my god, way,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need two minutes to for mine. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Marvin the Martian, Ah, yeah, you
Speaker 1: have a brush or scrub on your head, so weird.
Speaker 1: Uh you you have no mouth, but you're talking that
Speaker 1: crazy voice so dumb. You agree? Yeah, I know I
Speaker 1: wouldn't vote for him either, but I wrote him in. Also,
Speaker 1: no discernible genitals. That sucks. He is a cartoon and
Speaker 1: that means I cannot discern his size. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm depend to me, but it is I should be
Speaker 1: able to know how big you are if I if
Speaker 1: I experienced you in real life, and I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's big, maybe he's small. Sometimes you know, I
Speaker 1: thought the bugs buddy was the size of a normal rabbit.
Speaker 1: But then you're Simony Samon suite in the doving. Also
Speaker 1: you wear a skirt that rest vertically, and also you
Speaker 1: have no faith. So there's some crazy, unbelievable giving up
Speaker 1: for this Amasa Katie reading Lam still barren at least
Speaker 1: moral and unique both this Patty Harrison should take it.
Speaker 1: Take it, Oh my god, we love you, all right.
Speaker 1: And the next group is as follows, giving up for
Speaker 1: Tessa Hirsh, give it up for Sagi Azera. Come on, Mary,
Speaker 1: Jula Han, come on, Sarah, Papa Lardo Mary, where's Mary? Mary?
Speaker 1: Come about Sarah Papolarda? Where you at? She's coming? Yes,
Speaker 1: and come on Phoebe Robins. Okay, take the day's testa Hirsh,
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, put that hot on selected or will
Speaker 1: you'll be doing yes? Reselected, Tessa Hirsh, I don't think
Speaker 1: so many time starts now, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: People who think their babies are miracles, I literally don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Having a baby is the most basic
Speaker 1: thing you can do. It's Adam and Eve some baby.
Speaker 1: I literally don't think so honey, everyone grows up. They
Speaker 1: do high school, maybe they do more after that, and
Speaker 1: then they have babies, a boring thing in the entire
Speaker 1: world that you could do, and then you post about
Speaker 1: it on Facebook. And then when I'm sad and I
Speaker 1: asked my friends to send me pictures of their dogs,
Speaker 1: you confuse that and send me pictures of your baby.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Finish out. Your baby is not
Speaker 1: a miracle. That's what testa and now sash as your
Speaker 1: Here we go culture on culture sa as a pre
Speaker 1: selected or ball. Oh I'm going pre selected. I don't
Speaker 1: think so. Many time starts. Now, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: The seven fucking Dwarves. Okay, we got happy, we got grumpy,
Speaker 1: we got dopey, fine, sneezy, sneezy, I'm sorry, your major
Speaker 1: personality trait could be solved with a zertext. Then we
Speaker 1: got sleepy. There is a woman in a coma and
Speaker 1: you're gonna be like, I am sleepy. I don't think so, honey. Okay,
Speaker 1: Now we got doc. Okay, you are a doctor. Second,
Speaker 1: you went to Dwarf medical school. Prescribe your friends some
Speaker 1: fucking shit anti depressants. Sleepy a simulant whatever. Finally, bastball. Okay,
Speaker 1: why's your name? Of so many fucking continents? What do
Speaker 1: you the word? Dwarfs? Jesus Christ, it's a movie for kids.
Speaker 1: Your name is hard to pronounce? How about shy? How shin? I? Next? Shoe? Oh?
Speaker 1: Here ahead, here we go? Why do we think? Mare? Well?
Speaker 1: You know, boys, I actually I actually wrote a little
Speaker 1: not what do I god? Okay, okay, okay, Princess Diana, Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Honey. My older sister Kate, ten
Speaker 1: years older than me, Thank you. I'm young as hell.
Speaker 1: When we drove up to Boston, thank you to drive
Speaker 1: her to college. Thank you. It was actually super memorable
Speaker 1: because Princess die Um died then. So if you turn
Speaker 1: on your TV, which we did in our host you
Speaker 1: can to see tons of footage of those paparazzis driving
Speaker 1: her into her death. And I'm like, bitch, bitch, why
Speaker 1: you gonna die? Right now? You know? I, you know,
Speaker 1: me and my family try gonna check out that USS Considental,
Speaker 1: but you but you gonna die? I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's what men is. Welcome to the
Speaker 1: roast to Princess Diana. Oh god, come on, Sarah Papolara, Sarah,
Speaker 1: is it gonna be prere bull it's pre selected, Sarah Papolara,
Speaker 1: I don't think the honey time starts. I don't think
Speaker 1: so women sneakers designs. I'm sorry, but it doesn't. I
Speaker 1: don't think that. My gender presentation includes walking at the
Speaker 1: mall at six am with Susanne and Deborah. Excuse me?
Speaker 1: Do I look like I want to go for a
Speaker 1: brisk walk with my friend Dorothy? Oh? I don't don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Seconds do I look like a sixty
Speaker 1: year old nurse named Carol? No, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: You know what? You know? Why there are no lady
Speaker 1: sneaker fiends one because we don't have time for that ship,
Speaker 1: and because all our sneakers are shitty, pastel, neon flattered bullshit.
Speaker 1: Why I don't think so, honey? Why do all the
Speaker 1: fifteen year old boys look cooler than me? I don't
Speaker 1: think so high? That's mad? Wow? And now come on,
Speaker 1: Phoebe Robins, don't wear the hat? What's it gonna be?
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna wear the head. No, don't don't worry
Speaker 1: about it. Here we go, Phoebe Robinson. I don't think
Speaker 1: so many time starts now, I don't think so honey.
Speaker 1: Black women who wear their long long braids and time
Speaker 1: of to a top knot that obstructs my view at concerts.
Speaker 1: I don't think so high. Bitch. I did not pay
Speaker 1: one hundred dollars above face value for this cold Play
Speaker 1: concert tour, not seeing Chris mart and bitch put it
Speaker 1: in a low ponytail that you go into the SAG Awards. Okay,
Speaker 1: hon okay, honey, we look. I can't braids our beautiful. Yes.
Speaker 1: I love black girl magic absolutely, but I'm at a concert.
Speaker 1: I'd like to be able to see bit. I man
Speaker 1: pay to see you. You working accounts payable. I don't
Speaker 1: think so hard. I just want to enjoy a concert
Speaker 1: in peace. I don't wanna have to be worried about
Speaker 1: your bun falling over when you're shaking your head. I
Speaker 1: can't handle that. I'm not like the Department of Like
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Speaker 1: fucking ready. Get ready right now. It's both Fried Passack here,
Speaker 1: get ready, it's Tim Plow, I'm Madame, Rachel Winitski and
Speaker 1: Matrod you Harry and here we go. Come on, Chrissy
Speaker 1: shall yes, all right, step up, most, step up, take
Speaker 1: the days. Here we go, Here we go, here we go, no, whatever,
Speaker 1: whatever we want to fucking hat um, I'm gonna picking
Speaker 1: bullet bit. Here we go to the poe. Here we
Speaker 1: go to would you like to choose yourself? Would you
Speaker 1: like us to draw for you? Please draw for me?
Speaker 1: I love it. Here we go. I just want to
Speaker 1: say before I name this, ate this, all of these,
Speaker 1: all of these were responsible. The only person responsible for
Speaker 1: these names is matt Ron. Here we go, Mofi passics.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, is gonna be David Bowie?
Speaker 1: Suon David Bowie. Oh my god, I starts, no, I
Speaker 1: don't fucking think so, honey, David. Motherfucking boy, You're asked
Speaker 1: fucking likes to like like, I'm sorry, I'm from space.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like, okay, okay, you're sucking ask comes out.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, I know how to change the fucking
Speaker 1: entire conversation about music and gender identity. But I'm not
Speaker 1: not gonna save you, guys. You know I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: die January fucking ted by sixteen. I'm piece the funk out.
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think so, honey. Okay, it's
Speaker 1: like if you're sucking, you're like suking black starking, like
Speaker 1: you're okay, like you dropped that, and then you're like
Speaker 1: you know what, yeah, okay, bye bye bye, and like
Speaker 1: I didn't you grow up? You're like, I'm from I'm
Speaker 1: from Ndon, but also from everywhere. And he's like, so, honey,
Speaker 1: from white person, your white person, his face, and why
Speaker 1: didn't you die? I don't think so. How do you
Speaker 1: fink it's like gorgeous in your cheekbones? Okay, like we
Speaker 1: get it. Okay, seconds, okay, okay, you said it that
Speaker 1: diamonds take bitch. I don't think so, honey. One minute, Wow,
Speaker 1: give it up, have some respect. That takedown of David Bowie. Wow,
Speaker 1: live at Little Fields, guys, give it up, give it up.
Speaker 1: It's Tim black Bla, come on to him. Here we go.
Speaker 1: I just want to say one thing, Tim Platts are
Speaker 1: only straight white male in this entire and he decided
Speaker 1: not to make a thing of it, didn't want to
Speaker 1: make himself like seen or known. And that's admirable for
Speaker 1: a straight white male to lend in huge Here we go. Respect,
Speaker 1: tim Platt, I got I already got one, got one.
Speaker 1: Here we go, tim Platts. I don't think so many
Speaker 1: time starts now, I don't think so when I put
Speaker 1: soy milk in my coffee and you clump up, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to be healthy. I'm trying to help me environment.
Speaker 1: I know soy sucks too, that sucks too, But I
Speaker 1: feel I'm choosing soy before everything else. I'm being a
Speaker 1: good boy, making a good choice. And I just started
Speaker 1: to feel a good boy today and this morning you're
Speaker 1: clumping up like I didn't choose you to be a
Speaker 1: good thing for me. But now you're sucking up my
Speaker 1: favorite morning ritual. It's my favorite one fuck off. You know,
Speaker 1: when you get that coffee, it's like a little tree.
Speaker 1: It's like a little dessert in the morning. It's so
Speaker 1: cream and consistent. Consistency makes a dessert, not crumbs. Crumbs
Speaker 1: don't make a dessert. If a cake is crumby, it's
Speaker 1: a bad cake. If it's consistent, that's a good dessert.
Speaker 1: So I wants healthy and which soy milk? It's healthy?
Speaker 1: You ain't consistent that one man? Come on, give it up.
Speaker 1: And now now the Queen oh Rachel, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you're holding a phone. I think that means pre It
Speaker 1: means I have to take a quick call. I haven't
Speaker 1: pre prepared, but I picked it for my own fucking
Speaker 1: random bowl this morning. Here we go, we all have one.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Time starts now, all right,
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. People that are like, um,
Speaker 1: I just don't like watch TV. What you don't watch TV?
Speaker 1: Stop bragging about that. You sound like a fucking idiot.
Speaker 1: You think you're better than me because you don't watch TV.
Speaker 1: You're not better than me. TV is it? Bitch? TV
Speaker 1: is America. If you don't watch TV, you are not
Speaker 1: a patriot. If you don't watch TV, you didn't vote.
Speaker 1: I will watch TV all day, all night until I
Speaker 1: fucking died, and then I will shoot mic remains up
Speaker 1: into space so that they can live for eternity amongst
Speaker 1: the television satellite. If you don't watch TV, just what, bitch?
Speaker 1: We have nothing to talk about a brunch because if
Speaker 1: you don't watch TV, you do not know who Alexander
Speaker 1: Scarce Guard is. You didn't see TARTHI, and no one
Speaker 1: see strap in bitch. TV is the future that the future.
Speaker 1: You heard it here first. Oh my god, here we go.
Speaker 1: You are at my well, I'm gonna do pre selected
Speaker 1: I mean a last minute change, and I'm feeling really
Speaker 1: confident about it. Hats okay. Um, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Devil's advocates Um okay, Like eat my slit, Like it's
Speaker 1: like it's like it's the devil, Like why are you
Speaker 1: advocating for the devil? Like and every single person who's like,
Speaker 1: I'm just playing Devil's advocate is like all of your
Speaker 1: ex boyfriends who like put inside of a blender world
Speaker 1: together and like assuming all the worst traits of all
Speaker 1: of them. And like you talk about being a Devil's
Speaker 1: advocate like you're in mensa. You're a fucking idiot, Like
Speaker 1: you're trying to reverse the way the river flows stop.
Speaker 1: Like it's not interesting, it's not exciting to be a
Speaker 1: Devil's advocate. You're a mediocre white bitch. I hate you
Speaker 1: in my slab five seconds. If you're a Devil's advocause
Speaker 1: in this room, rethink your life, rethink your choices. I
Speaker 1: implore you. I'm wearing this hat because I want you
Speaker 1: to stop doing what you're doing. That's in my slap,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And now Chris A shackle my come on,
Speaker 1: what's it gonna be? Oh my god, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: And it sounds like Pratt. I'm gonna do the bowl.
Speaker 1: The bowl, you guys, choose it for me because my
Speaker 1: hands are dirty. Chrissie, I've never walked in. No, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, Julie andrew No, I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: Julie Andrews. What the funk are you doing in Princess Diaries?
Speaker 1: Get out of my motherfucking movies where you don't sing. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're a good actress, but we're here for the voice,
Speaker 1: are we not. We're here for the voice, and we're
Speaker 1: here for the hair. But also, I don't think so, honey, Julie,
Speaker 1: and let's see you with long hair. What are you hiding?
Speaker 1: Who do you think you are? You think Tyra told
Speaker 1: you you have good bone structure for short hair. Dirty. Second,
Speaker 1: I want, Julie Andrews, I want to see you on
Speaker 1: America's Next Time Model being the white girl that they
Speaker 1: give a weave and she starts crying because it hurts.
Speaker 1: That's what I want to see from you right there.
Speaker 1: So honey, Julie Andrews, wear a scarf around your neck,
Speaker 1: and Princess Diaries, get that scarf around your neck, waving
Speaker 1: in there, give me some life on screen a second
Speaker 1: by five seconds five they helm are alive with the
Speaker 1: sound up me. I don't know that one. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: give it up for this group, Mode frypathic, Tim flat,
Speaker 1: Rachel when it's give me, oh my god. I'm guys,
Speaker 1: this is our final group of the evening. Here we go,
Speaker 1: we are gagged. Give it up for Marsha Belski, mar Shho,
Speaker 1: Sarah Bro, give it up for Tim Murray, give it
Speaker 1: up for Ada Bregas and last but not least, Michael Hartney.
Speaker 1: Come on, come on, this is our last group. This
Speaker 1: is it you guys. Here we go the pinnacle of culture.
Speaker 1: Let's go. Marshall Belski, come on that hat that Mike.
Speaker 1: Here we go, per Bowl. I'm gonna do a pre
Speaker 1: selected thank you so much. This is marshabowskis I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, time starts. No, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Freedom of speech, honey, honey, honey. Much like banks and
Speaker 1: the color yellow, maybe you're not for everyone. Uh Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's like this idea that everyone has, like
Speaker 1: everyone's entitled to an opinion and a voice. Why form
Speaker 1: of civilization? Agree to disagree? I don't think so, bid,
Speaker 1: thank you, I don't think so, honey, Tommy, Lauren, not
Speaker 1: on my four mothers back, absolutely not. We did not
Speaker 1: work for you. Here are the men who will be banned.
Speaker 1: Men who make eye contact number men who do not
Speaker 1: make eye contact number two. Final, though, unfortunately I will
Speaker 1: be interfering in the arts as well. Things to do
Speaker 1: not pass the Bechdel test penalty is death. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. So come on, come on,
Speaker 1: and now there we go. Pray. Would you like to
Speaker 1: wear the hat? You can say? No, okay, even women's
Speaker 1: right to choose? You do you do culture? Your time
Speaker 1: starts now. I don't think so, honey. Guys you have
Speaker 1: a crush on that asks you to read their pilots
Speaker 1: or read their script or watch their web series. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. If you have not bought me
Speaker 1: twenty six dinners, I'm not going to read your twenty
Speaker 1: six pages. Thank you, No, thank you. Go to grad school,
Speaker 1: hire a coach, dit, Oh my god, don't gasping I
Speaker 1: have friends that have written books. I have enough time
Speaker 1: to read. I read your fu pilot, I have one
Speaker 1: fucking no, get a full time job. Don't go to
Speaker 1: the coffee shop at nine A. I'm go to the
Speaker 1: office a second. That healthcare. No, your pilot about Brooklyn
Speaker 1: roommates finding their voices not original. I don't think that's
Speaker 1: one minute. Take that man, Take that man and now him, bitch.
Speaker 1: Tell us what's good I'm doing. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: I love you too. I have something I need to
Speaker 1: rage about. I'm gonna preselected read tim Mary. Don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Time starts now. I don't think so, Honey. Harry Potter bullies,
Speaker 1: I've never fucking read it, and I never fucking well
Speaker 1: because I am almost dirty. Honey, I missed the boat, Honey,
Speaker 1: it's not gonna happen. Oh, he's an orphan with a
Speaker 1: scar on his face. I don't give two ships. You
Speaker 1: know who else was an orphan, honey, Annie, Honey? You
Speaker 1: know who else was an orphan? And great expectations? Honey?
Speaker 1: You know who else was an orphan? The orphan in
Speaker 1: the movie The Orphan, Honey. I like my wishcraft and
Speaker 1: wizardry with a strong female character at the time of money.
Speaker 1: Give me Sabrina the teenage wit Honey, give me this focus,
Speaker 1: honey to turn down Harry Potter World. Build me a
Speaker 1: practical magic world with a sound replet tilted world. This
Speaker 1: old kidman tear us out. I don't think so. My
Speaker 1: guardian Leviosa, we got him leving No song on man
Speaker 1: on Nicole Kimman. Carousel, you can ride around the hours.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Anna Fabrega, Fabrega. Oh my god, here
Speaker 1: we go, Anna Fabrega. What you're gonna do. She's gonna
Speaker 1: wear the hat. Go oh, it's like the spirit stick.
Speaker 1: Anna Anna Anna? Is it gonna be pres gonna be
Speaker 1: pre selected so much? Here we go, Here we go,
Speaker 1: Anna Fabrega. I don't think so many time starts now
Speaker 1: I only have sixty seconds. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: I need more time than that. My criticisms are too
Speaker 1: complicated to summarize in sixty seconds. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: You know I come forty five minutes here commuting to
Speaker 1: do sixty seconds. I don't think so, honey. And you
Speaker 1: know I could the ball. You know you could do
Speaker 1: something positive where people say I think so honey, how
Speaker 1: about how about how about a hundred and thirty seconds?
Speaker 1: You know, hey, I think so honey. I'm not Twitter.
Speaker 1: I don't come here to tweet sixty seconds as No,
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. It's in the head. What
Speaker 1: at my Yankee doodle? I don't think, so honey. I
Speaker 1: don't think, so honey. I need more time. If you
Speaker 1: want to talk, let's talk for more than sixty seconds.
Speaker 1: What I'm doing. Don't like a minute. I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't bring up everyone prepared for an education from
Speaker 1: Michael Hornack. I don't do a hat. You don't do it.
Speaker 1: I don't do a hat. Come on, what do you do?
Speaker 1: Preyer ball preselect Michael Hartney time starts. You did that
Speaker 1: Facebook thing where you listed your favorite movies by year
Speaker 1: and you chose the usual suspect. Thanks, So that movie
Speaker 1: is a crap ass sham and if you like it,
Speaker 1: you are a straight have fun and you're a chump
Speaker 1: ass bitch who's probably getting cheated on right now when
Speaker 1: you know what you deserve it. I do not think
Speaker 1: so honey. Twist wise, aren't twist if? At the end
Speaker 1: of sixth sense, it was like, I don't see dead
Speaker 1: People go Home audience. You wouldn't be like cool twist
Speaker 1: m Night if I wanted to see that. If I
Speaker 1: want to see Kevin Spacey talk for two hours and
Speaker 1: just make shift up, I'd ask him about the women.
Speaker 1: He's fuck fuck give it up for that trip. Marshabalski
Speaker 1: fair at Maryanna Propraga, Michael Hardy. Guys, Wow, wow, Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, you'd just heard fifty. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: It's from fifty two fifty two if you count us. Wow,
Speaker 1: you guys, thank you so much for joining us. Before
Speaker 1: we end the show, we're gonna draw for the raffle.
Speaker 1: Here we go, There we go. We're gonna draw the
Speaker 1: raffle again. Here we go. Translate. You will win, and
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Any culture hat and you must
Speaker 1: come up and wear it and have your moment. Have
Speaker 1: your moment. Oh yeah, if you want to give it,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. If you win this, please
Speaker 1: feel free. Ticket number is three nine eight zero three three.
Speaker 1: Do we have a winner? Zero three three going one
Speaker 1: zero twice? Come on, guys, and we're drawing another seriously,
Speaker 1: three nine eight zero three three someone someone bought it
Speaker 1: someone's leaving. I don't think so, honey. Okay, Maddie, were
Speaker 1: draw another one? All right, I'll join another one? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Three zero three three or whatever that was what it was, okay,
Speaker 1: three eight zero seven four? Oh, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Do you want do you want to do the ball
Speaker 1: or do you want to know? I've been thinking about
Speaker 1: it a time. Let me tell you what I see.
Speaker 1: Here we go, your time starts now. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: You have motherfucker's who took yoga from my people? No,
Speaker 1: I've like been ashamed of myself forever. And then you
Speaker 1: get strong and say, no, mus day, who is just
Speaker 1: not being strong? Like I shut babe thirty more seconds,
Speaker 1: take a deep breath in, open your mother fucking third
Speaker 1: I did, and take off big fucking you still have time,
Speaker 1: Come on, take hell, let's just let that go. And
Speaker 1: that was one. That's one. Oh my god, she won,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Give that pursuita and honestly give it
Speaker 1: up for all your comics tonight, give it up. We're
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Speaker 1: Comb and a treat A, John ral Drowski, Alex Crispers
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Speaker 1: Henry Coppers, Derek at the Kenny, can you going jelling?
Speaker 1: Maret at least is Patti Harris had to her Shosh Robinson,
Speaker 1: Plant Rachel when it's Christie Shakolmarbowski and Murray and a
Speaker 1: for breading Michael Hartney. We need money to money. Oh
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