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Speaker 1: you guys, ready for more? Let's do it? Um got

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Speaker 1: what do we think of the first half? So I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm feeling yeah, I feel like the room is on fire.

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Speaker 1: I mean, everyone's coming hard. This the bowl is whipping

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Speaker 1: out some truth. Boll is surprisingly effective, Like people are

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Speaker 1: succeeding Flying Colors with the bull Istik bowl that we

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Speaker 1: hand carved ourselves. Um, I mean yeah, this is the yeah,

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Speaker 1: we this is like an artifact. I mean you know,

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Speaker 1: I just want to say, like object permanence is like

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Speaker 1: this weird concept, but like the bull like embodies that.

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Speaker 1: So I do want to say, we've got a new catchphrase.

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Speaker 1: We've got a new culture word, and it's clap trap.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Amy Joe Jackson. I just I couldn't. I

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Speaker 1: couldn't help him. My hand started writing. I was like

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Speaker 1: clap trap, and guys, just we've learned a bunch of

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Speaker 1: things from the first half, especially that you can I

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Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. You can rail against the culture

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Speaker 1: of the relationship with your own mother, which is amazing.

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Speaker 1: Anything anything, Guys, are you ready? Let it? Let's bring

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Speaker 1: on the next group. David massonnings Henry Kaperski had a

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Speaker 1: So Mrs Derakats come on and miss Betsy Kenny bad. Yes,

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Speaker 1: David Mazzoni, please take the days. David Mazzoni, do we

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Speaker 1: have a prepared bit? Are we got diving into the

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Speaker 1: prepared bed? I have something I need to say. Alright, God,

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Speaker 1: here we go, here we go, and your time starts now.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. People who say Brittney Spear

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Speaker 1: sucks now, I don't wanna hear it. This woman raised you.

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Speaker 1: Do you have any idea this woman died for your sins,

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Speaker 1: your gay as sins. Okay, when she posts, when she

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Speaker 1: googles a picture of tacos, then takes the first image

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Speaker 1: that comes up on Google lit for tacos and post

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Speaker 1: that image on her Instagram and says delicious. Yum, you

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Speaker 1: better fucking like it because she died for you. Raise you.

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Speaker 1: So when you tell me all Brittany, she's not the same,

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Speaker 1: she's different, I say, no, bitch, go online, buy that

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Speaker 1: three hundred dollar Vegas ticket and go. She's dead, bitching.

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Speaker 1: It's your faults. I don't think so wow every word

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Speaker 1: of that and now Henry copsk, Henry Koperski pre and

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Speaker 1: your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Dancing,

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Speaker 1: I hate dancing. Don't and don't make me feel bad

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Speaker 1: I'm at your wedding reception, I'm sitting down, don't ask me.

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Speaker 1: Are you okay? I'm fine. I mean, I'm eating cake,

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Speaker 1: I'm talking to your older relatives. I'm having a great time. Okay.

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Speaker 1: You know. I like watch Seen People Dance. I love

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Speaker 1: that I saw on the Town on Broadway. My favorite part.

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Speaker 1: My favorite part was the ballet sequence. I'm still gagged for.

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Speaker 1: I live and die for Jerome Robbins. I love him. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure I've been on drugs and maybe I have

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Speaker 1: danced a little bit, but you know, I've also been

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Speaker 1: on drugs and eating flowers. Okay, so it's fine. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to dance. Don't make me. I'm not self conscious.

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Speaker 1: I'm not hurting inside. I'm not suppressing my natural gym.

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Speaker 1: I fucking hate I don't like to move my limbs.

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Speaker 1: I like to listen. I like to sit down and

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Speaker 1: listen to So fuck you all your dancers, fuck you

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Speaker 1: for pressuring me. Okay, all dancer, fuck you. Oh my god, unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: Hannah Solas hand here we go, hand a prayer bowl.

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Speaker 1: I have to speak my truth, okay, and sells. I

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Speaker 1: don't think so many time starts now, Okay, listen, I

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Speaker 1: don't think so honey. Child contestants on the voice, Okay,

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Speaker 1: we do not need you looking. If I wanted to

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Speaker 1: listen to middle school saying, I would google production of

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Speaker 1: teen rag Time on YouTube, which I have done before.

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Speaker 1: Don't even comfort me. Okay. Also let the old people

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Speaker 1: on the voice. If you're gonna show me a video

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Speaker 1: think so, honey. I do not think so Alicia Keys, Okay,

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Speaker 1: think so, honey. This girl does not need a recording contract.

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Speaker 1: She needs to go back to middle school with her

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Speaker 1: quickyvibrato and her dead eyes and she learn your math.

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Speaker 1: I don't think, so, honey, get back just school. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, here we go. It's Derek Cats, come on

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Speaker 1: deck Cats. I have a huge chat and it's liberating

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Speaker 1: that this fits me. Yes, you look on the fire?

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Speaker 1: Are you doing that part of my time? No? I

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Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, started bitching. Okay, one, don't have

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Speaker 1: me come here with opinions because I don't have a

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Speaker 1: guess that's fine. La La Land was cool thirty seconds.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I liked it. I liked moolight am

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Speaker 1: I bad? Maybe? What are you guys saying? Having opinions

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Speaker 1: on everything? Is seconds? Thank god? Okay? Oh just sing

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Speaker 1: because I want to sing in front of the five seconds.

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Speaker 1: Oh seriously? Um, okay, so that's what I've bet a

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Speaker 1: Derrick Cat thank you. Oh, everyone rides a glass of

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Speaker 1: Betsy Caddy bets. Are we going bre slected? Are we

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Speaker 1: diving in this bowl? Well? It was gonna audience? Or

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Speaker 1: should I bollish my ohoa? I don't know anything political

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Speaker 1: or anything pop culture? Oh my god? Better here you

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Speaker 1: pick it because I picked one. Do you want this one?

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Speaker 1: Is it good or bad? Susan Boyle, I'm picky. There

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Speaker 1: you go, there we go, do your own starring it

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Speaker 1: out for the class? What is it? Oh, Blake Shelton

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Speaker 1: as a person? Is Blake Shelton from the voice, from

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Speaker 1: the voice as a person, as a person, not as

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Speaker 1: a vocalist or a musician. I don't know if so, honey,

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Speaker 1: start it starts writing he dates Gwen Stefani, it starts out.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Gwen Stefani as herod chuck

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Speaker 1: a girl when you're not Asian. I don't think so, honey,

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Speaker 1: Blake Shellon being an alcoholic drinking out of that little

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Speaker 1: black cup. It's queen. I don't think so, honey, Blake

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Speaker 1: as himself watching the voice. I don't think so, honey.

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Speaker 1: Thirty seconds. I don't think so, honey, me having to

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Speaker 1: ever say Blake Shaton coming out of my mouth, I

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Speaker 1: think so, honey. People arguing at a bar about Blake

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Speaker 1: sellon about anything because he's meaningless. Seconds. Come on, I

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Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. You tis been around that tag

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Speaker 1: like that? Five tacond don't get the money five seconds.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Give it up for t

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Speaker 1: hat back day Kenny herself. Bet they returned the hat.

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Speaker 1: Batsy returned thatt. Wow, she almost chucked that hat. Are

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Speaker 1: you ready for the next group? Let's do it? Please

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Speaker 1: welcome Canty Rode ash Grass. Please welcome, Dylan Marron, Please

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Speaker 1: welcome of at least Morales. There's a welcome Monique Moses,

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Speaker 1: and finally, please welcome Patti Harrison. All right, Katie Ashcraft,

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Speaker 1: please take the Katy Ruth. Here we go. All right,

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Speaker 1: Katie Ruth. It is covered by the hat that Betsy

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Speaker 1: alright to the ball. It's gonna be Presock died from me.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Katie. I don't think so, honey. Time starts now. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So I'm at a restaurant with friends and family friend

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Speaker 1: friends who are like family, and I've the first to

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Speaker 1: finish my meal, which is yolki and a white sauce,

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Speaker 1: And so the waiter takes my plate away, and I say,

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, because everyone else at my

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Speaker 1: table is still eating and I love sitting there. Like

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Speaker 1: the entire time, I wasn't eating like I was like,

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Speaker 1: just water for me, thank you. But I wasn't like that, honey.

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Speaker 1: Seconds okay, so honey, on the chapter two, I don't

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Speaker 1: you're gonna take my plate from me quite yet? Half

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Speaker 1: of waiter is way to have you ever heard of

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Speaker 1: someone saying I can't finish it? So you want to

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Speaker 1: finish it for me while you're not gonna hear it tonight.

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Speaker 1: I don't have a plate anymore, Okay, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I finish it off, saying is there an international dish shortage?

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Speaker 1: Why are you snatching my plate like a ring of

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Speaker 1: a real housewife? A second, you need to buy more dishes.

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Speaker 1: Stop buying so many decorative airplanes. They will go out

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Speaker 1: of style plates. And Katyn ash Coptain is gonna make

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Speaker 1: Dylan Maren picked the hat and the mica fill on

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Speaker 1: the ground, and pick that up, Honey, Dylan, what's it

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Speaker 1: gonna be? A girl? I don't know. I love it

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Speaker 1: is pre selected. Shut the fuck up. I planned this

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Speaker 1: by thinking about it on the train. She's prepared. I

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Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Casting Laura Dern as Shale Woodley

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Speaker 1: and Reese Witherspoon's adversary on Big Little Eyes. Wait, when

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Speaker 1: she played their mothers in Wild and The Fault in

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Speaker 1: Our Stars, I don't think so, honey. I fell in

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Speaker 1: love with her in Wild, Okay, I cried my fucking

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Speaker 1: eyes out in The Fault in Our Stars, the book

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Speaker 1: fucking Ranada on Big Little Eyes, and I have to

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Speaker 1: hear her tear. Shaling Woodley a new one, and she

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Speaker 1: is a struggling single moth. I don't think so. Take again,

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Speaker 1: skip Riese Witherspoon has come into the hospital bed and

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Speaker 1: Now I have to watch them bicker on Big Little Lies.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Oh, Free Sylene, free Shilen,

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Speaker 1: all right, free Shylene. Now sympathy for she len from me.

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Speaker 1: Next up is at least moralea moralea you know, we're

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Speaker 1: thinking for your ball. Mike's over there on that stand.

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Speaker 1: You're right here it is. I don't think so, honey, Mike,

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Speaker 1: thank you. I'm going free selected. I don't think so, honey.

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Speaker 1: Time starts now. I don't think so, honey. People who

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Speaker 1: still care about Kim Kardashian sex tape, let me set

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Speaker 1: the scene for you. The year is two thousand three.

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Speaker 1: Kimberly Noel Kardashian West is but a humble Paris Hilton's

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Speaker 1: closet organizer with a fatass and even fatter dreams. And

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Speaker 1: you know what, you know what she said ridges dick

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Speaker 1: on camera. Okay, and her life was better every goddamn Jason.

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Speaker 1: Ok It's true. And you know what, any motherfucker who

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Speaker 1: tells me that if they were twenty three years old

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Speaker 1: and listen like Kim Kardashian, they wouldn't make a sex

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Speaker 1: tape as a fucking liar? Who here? Who here is

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Speaker 1: twenty three? Make a sex tape? Do it now? You're

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Speaker 1: not getting any skinnier, You're not getting any skinny, or

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Speaker 1: get your tight little ass on camera before it's blown

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Speaker 1: out by going to work and taking dick. Do it now?

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Speaker 1: Do it? Do that ship? Now? Okay, when I was

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Speaker 1: twenty three, but I was twenty three, me and my

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Speaker 1: boyfriend bucked on camera. He said that's deleted, but he

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Speaker 1: also said he wasn't cheating on me. So who knows.

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Speaker 1: Guess either way, if the day that elis is the

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Speaker 1: day that Elie more Alice has a new fucking head

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Speaker 1: shot because amazing, thank you. Oh my god, I'm sick

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Speaker 1: old for wow. Come one, Monique, what's it gonna be?

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Speaker 1: Prere bowl by? What do we got? She gets two minutes,

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Speaker 1: she got two minutes. She gets two minutes. If you

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Speaker 1: can hear me clup once, if you can hear me

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Speaker 1: back to the show. Come on there and now get

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Speaker 1: fucking ready. Get ready right now. It's both Fried Passack here,

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Speaker 1: get ready, it's Tim Plow, I'm Madame, Rachel Winitski and

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Speaker 1: Matrod you Harry and here we go. Come on, Chrissy

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Speaker 1: shall yes, all right, step up, most, step up, take

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Speaker 1: the days. Here we go, Here we go, here we go, no, whatever,

429
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Speaker 1: whatever we want to fucking hat um, I'm gonna picking

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Speaker 1: bullet bit. Here we go to the poe. Here we

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Speaker 1: go to would you like to choose yourself? Would you

432
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Speaker 1: like us to draw for you? Please draw for me?

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Speaker 1: I love it. Here we go. I just want to

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Speaker 1: say before I name this, ate this, all of these,

435
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Speaker 1: all of these were responsible. The only person responsible for

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Speaker 1: these names is matt Ron. Here we go, Mofi passics.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, is gonna be David Bowie?

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Speaker 1: Suon David Bowie. Oh my god, I starts, no, I

439
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 1: don't fucking think so, honey, David. Motherfucking boy, You're asked

440
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:33,840
Speaker 1: fucking likes to like like, I'm sorry, I'm from space.

441
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:37,040
Speaker 1: It's like it's like, okay, okay, you're sucking ask comes out.

442
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, I know how to change the fucking

443
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 1: entire conversation about music and gender identity. But I'm not

444
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:43,680
Speaker 1: not gonna save you, guys. You know I'm just gonna

445
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Speaker 1: die January fucking ted by sixteen. I'm piece the funk out.

446
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:53,560
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think so, honey. Okay, it's

447
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 1: like if you're sucking, you're like suking black starking, like

448
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 1: you're okay, like you dropped that, and then you're like

449
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Speaker 1: you know what, yeah, okay, bye bye bye, and like

450
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Speaker 1: I didn't you grow up? You're like, I'm from I'm

451
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Speaker 1: from Ndon, but also from everywhere. And he's like, so, honey,

452
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:14,600
Speaker 1: from white person, your white person, his face, and why

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Speaker 1: didn't you die? I don't think so. How do you

454
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Speaker 1: fink it's like gorgeous in your cheekbones? Okay, like we

455
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Speaker 1: get it. Okay, seconds, okay, okay, you said it that

456
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Speaker 1: diamonds take bitch. I don't think so, honey. One minute, Wow,

457
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Speaker 1: give it up, have some respect. That takedown of David Bowie. Wow,

458
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:39,080
Speaker 1: live at Little Fields, guys, give it up, give it up.

459
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Speaker 1: It's Tim black Bla, come on to him. Here we go.

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Speaker 1: I just want to say one thing, Tim Platts are

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Speaker 1: only straight white male in this entire and he decided

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Speaker 1: not to make a thing of it, didn't want to

463
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Speaker 1: make himself like seen or known. And that's admirable for

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Speaker 1: a straight white male to lend in huge Here we go. Respect,

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Speaker 1: tim Platt, I got I already got one, got one.

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Speaker 1: Here we go, tim Platts. I don't think so many

467
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Speaker 1: time starts now, I don't think so when I put

468
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Speaker 1: soy milk in my coffee and you clump up, I'm

469
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Speaker 1: trying to be healthy. I'm trying to help me environment.

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Speaker 1: I know soy sucks too, that sucks too, But I

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Speaker 1: feel I'm choosing soy before everything else. I'm being a

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Speaker 1: good boy, making a good choice. And I just started

473
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Speaker 1: to feel a good boy today and this morning you're

474
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Speaker 1: clumping up like I didn't choose you to be a

475
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Speaker 1: good thing for me. But now you're sucking up my

476
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Speaker 1: favorite morning ritual. It's my favorite one fuck off. You know,

477
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Speaker 1: when you get that coffee, it's like a little tree.

478
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Speaker 1: It's like a little dessert in the morning. It's so

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Speaker 1: cream and consistent. Consistency makes a dessert, not crumbs. Crumbs

480
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Speaker 1: don't make a dessert. If a cake is crumby, it's

481
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Speaker 1: a bad cake. If it's consistent, that's a good dessert.

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Speaker 1: So I wants healthy and which soy milk? It's healthy?

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00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 1: You ain't consistent that one man? Come on, give it up.

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00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 1: And now now the Queen oh Rachel, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: you're holding a phone. I think that means pre It

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Speaker 1: means I have to take a quick call. I haven't

487
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Speaker 1: pre prepared, but I picked it for my own fucking

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Speaker 1: random bowl this morning. Here we go, we all have one.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Time starts now, all right,

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Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. People that are like, um,

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00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:52,680
Speaker 1: I just don't like watch TV. What you don't watch TV?

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00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:56,800
Speaker 1: Stop bragging about that. You sound like a fucking idiot.

493
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:00,720
Speaker 1: You think you're better than me because you don't watch TV.

494
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:05,720
Speaker 1: You're not better than me. TV is it? Bitch? TV

495
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:09,759
Speaker 1: is America. If you don't watch TV, you are not

496
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Speaker 1: a patriot. If you don't watch TV, you didn't vote.

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Speaker 1: I will watch TV all day, all night until I

498
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:22,799
Speaker 1: fucking died, and then I will shoot mic remains up

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00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:26,880
Speaker 1: into space so that they can live for eternity amongst

500
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 1: the television satellite. If you don't watch TV, just what, bitch?

501
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,920
Speaker 1: We have nothing to talk about a brunch because if

502
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:38,360
Speaker 1: you don't watch TV, you do not know who Alexander

503
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:41,719
Speaker 1: Scarce Guard is. You didn't see TARTHI, and no one

504
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 1: see strap in bitch. TV is the future that the future.

505
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,239
Speaker 1: You heard it here first. Oh my god, here we go.

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00:36:57,160 --> 00:37:05,480
Speaker 1: You are at my well, I'm gonna do pre selected

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00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 1: I mean a last minute change, and I'm feeling really

508
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Speaker 1: confident about it. Hats okay. Um, I don't think so, honey.

509
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 1: Devil's advocates Um okay, Like eat my slit, Like it's

510
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 1: like it's like it's the devil, Like why are you

511
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 1: advocating for the devil? Like and every single person who's like,

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00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,919
Speaker 1: I'm just playing Devil's advocate is like all of your

513
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 1: ex boyfriends who like put inside of a blender world

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00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 1: together and like assuming all the worst traits of all

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00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 1: of them. And like you talk about being a Devil's

516
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:52,279
Speaker 1: advocate like you're in mensa. You're a fucking idiot, Like

517
00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:55,880
Speaker 1: you're trying to reverse the way the river flows stop.

518
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:58,600
Speaker 1: Like it's not interesting, it's not exciting to be a

519
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:02,759
Speaker 1: Devil's advocate. You're a mediocre white bitch. I hate you

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00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 1: in my slab five seconds. If you're a Devil's advocause

521
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:12,960
Speaker 1: in this room, rethink your life, rethink your choices. I

522
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:16,360
Speaker 1: implore you. I'm wearing this hat because I want you

523
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 1: to stop doing what you're doing. That's in my slap,

524
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And now Chris A shackle my come on,

525
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:40,360
Speaker 1: what's it gonna be? Oh my god, thank you so much.

526
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 1: And it sounds like Pratt. I'm gonna do the bowl.

527
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:50,120
Speaker 1: The bowl, you guys, choose it for me because my

528
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 1: hands are dirty. Chrissie, I've never walked in. No, I

529
00:38:57,040 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 1: don't think so, Julie andrew No, I don't think so, honey,

530
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:11,840
Speaker 1: Julie Andrews. What the funk are you doing in Princess Diaries?

531
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 1: Get out of my motherfucking movies where you don't sing. Okay, yeah,

532
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:19,920
Speaker 1: you're a good actress, but we're here for the voice,

533
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:22,279
Speaker 1: are we not. We're here for the voice, and we're

534
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:25,360
Speaker 1: here for the hair. But also, I don't think so, honey, Julie,

535
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 1: and let's see you with long hair. What are you hiding?

536
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 1: Who do you think you are? You think Tyra told

537
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 1: you you have good bone structure for short hair. Dirty. Second,

538
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 1: I want, Julie Andrews, I want to see you on

539
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,759
Speaker 1: America's Next Time Model being the white girl that they

540
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:49,360
Speaker 1: give a weave and she starts crying because it hurts.

541
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:52,480
Speaker 1: That's what I want to see from you right there.

542
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 1: So honey, Julie Andrews, wear a scarf around your neck,

543
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 1: and Princess Diaries, get that scarf around your neck, waving

544
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:02,880
Speaker 1: in there, give me some life on screen a second

545
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:06,520
Speaker 1: by five seconds five they helm are alive with the

546
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:12,640
Speaker 1: sound up me. I don't know that one. Oh my god,

547
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:16,440
Speaker 1: give it up for this group, Mode frypathic, Tim flat,

548
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:22,880
Speaker 1: Rachel when it's give me, oh my god. I'm guys,

549
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:26,319
Speaker 1: this is our final group of the evening. Here we go,

550
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:33,360
Speaker 1: we are gagged. Give it up for Marsha Belski, mar Shho,

551
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 1: Sarah Bro, give it up for Tim Murray, give it

552
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 1: up for Ada Bregas and last but not least, Michael Hartney.

553
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:55,239
Speaker 1: Come on, come on, this is our last group. This

554
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:58,240
Speaker 1: is it you guys. Here we go the pinnacle of culture.

555
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 1: Let's go. Marshall Belski, come on that hat that Mike.

556
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:07,960
Speaker 1: Here we go, per Bowl. I'm gonna do a pre

557
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:10,839
Speaker 1: selected thank you so much. This is marshabowskis I don't

558
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 1: think so, honey, time starts. No, I don't think so, honey.

559
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 1: Freedom of speech, honey, honey, honey. Much like banks and

560
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:33,280
Speaker 1: the color yellow, maybe you're not for everyone. Uh Unfortunately,

561
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:35,920
Speaker 1: I mean, it's like this idea that everyone has, like

562
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:39,360
Speaker 1: everyone's entitled to an opinion and a voice. Why form

563
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 1: of civilization? Agree to disagree? I don't think so, bid,

564
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:47,000
Speaker 1: thank you, I don't think so, honey, Tommy, Lauren, not

565
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:52,799
Speaker 1: on my four mothers back, absolutely not. We did not

566
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 1: work for you. Here are the men who will be banned.

567
00:41:55,800 --> 00:42:00,160
Speaker 1: Men who make eye contact number men who do not

568
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 1: make eye contact number two. Final, though, unfortunately I will

569
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:08,319
Speaker 1: be interfering in the arts as well. Things to do

570
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:11,600
Speaker 1: not pass the Bechdel test penalty is death. Thank you.

571
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:18,840
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. So come on, come on,

572
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 1: and now there we go. Pray. Would you like to

573
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 1: wear the hat? You can say? No, okay, even women's

574
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:34,560
Speaker 1: right to choose? You do you do culture? Your time

575
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:38,799
Speaker 1: starts now. I don't think so, honey. Guys you have

576
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:41,960
Speaker 1: a crush on that asks you to read their pilots

577
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 1: or read their script or watch their web series. I

578
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. If you have not bought me

579
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:58,760
Speaker 1: twenty six dinners, I'm not going to read your twenty

580
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:05,880
Speaker 1: six pages. Thank you, No, thank you. Go to grad school,

581
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:16,440
Speaker 1: hire a coach, dit, Oh my god, don't gasping I

582
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:18,959
Speaker 1: have friends that have written books. I have enough time

583
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:24,759
Speaker 1: to read. I read your fu pilot, I have one

584
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 1: fucking no, get a full time job. Don't go to

585
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 1: the coffee shop at nine A. I'm go to the

586
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:34,920
Speaker 1: office a second. That healthcare. No, your pilot about Brooklyn

587
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:40,880
Speaker 1: roommates finding their voices not original. I don't think that's

588
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 1: one minute. Take that man, Take that man and now him, bitch.

589
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:54,839
Speaker 1: Tell us what's good I'm doing. Thank you so much.

590
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 1: I love you too. I have something I need to

591
00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:00,760
Speaker 1: rage about. I'm gonna preselected read tim Mary. Don't think so, honey.

592
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 1: Time starts now. I don't think so, Honey. Harry Potter bullies,

593
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:10,320
Speaker 1: I've never fucking read it, and I never fucking well

594
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:19,759
Speaker 1: because I am almost dirty. Honey, I missed the boat, Honey,

595
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 1: it's not gonna happen. Oh, he's an orphan with a

596
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:25,080
Speaker 1: scar on his face. I don't give two ships. You

597
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:27,520
Speaker 1: know who else was an orphan, honey, Annie, Honey? You

598
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 1: know who else was an orphan? And great expectations? Honey?

599
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:32,560
Speaker 1: You know who else was an orphan? The orphan in

600
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 1: the movie The Orphan, Honey. I like my wishcraft and

601
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:40,000
Speaker 1: wizardry with a strong female character at the time of money.

602
00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:48,120
Speaker 1: Give me Sabrina the teenage wit Honey, give me this focus,

603
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:50,480
Speaker 1: honey to turn down Harry Potter World. Build me a

604
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:54,440
Speaker 1: practical magic world with a sound replet tilted world. This

605
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:58,800
Speaker 1: old kidman tear us out. I don't think so. My

606
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 1: guardian Leviosa, we got him leving No song on man

607
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 1: on Nicole Kimman. Carousel, you can ride around the hours.

608
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:25,239
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Anna Fabrega, Fabrega. Oh my god, here

609
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:27,279
Speaker 1: we go, Anna Fabrega. What you're gonna do. She's gonna

610
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:31,479
Speaker 1: wear the hat. Go oh, it's like the spirit stick.

611
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 1: Anna Anna Anna? Is it gonna be pres gonna be

612
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:40,320
Speaker 1: pre selected so much? Here we go, Here we go,

613
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:42,319
Speaker 1: Anna Fabrega. I don't think so many time starts now

614
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 1: I only have sixty seconds. I don't think so, honey.

615
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:49,919
Speaker 1: I need more time than that. My criticisms are too

616
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:54,720
Speaker 1: complicated to summarize in sixty seconds. I don't think so, honey.

617
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:59,040
Speaker 1: You know I come forty five minutes here commuting to

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Speaker 1: do sixty seconds. I don't think so, honey. And you

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Speaker 1: know I could the ball. You know you could do

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Speaker 1: something positive where people say I think so honey, how

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Speaker 1: about how about how about a hundred and thirty seconds?

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Speaker 1: You know, hey, I think so honey. I'm not Twitter.

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Speaker 1: I don't come here to tweet sixty seconds as No,

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Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. It's in the head. What

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Speaker 1: at my Yankee doodle? I don't think, so honey. I

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Speaker 1: don't think, so honey. I need more time. If you

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Speaker 1: want to talk, let's talk for more than sixty seconds.

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Speaker 1: What I'm doing. Don't like a minute. I don't think.

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Speaker 1: I don't bring up everyone prepared for an education from

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Speaker 1: Michael Hornack. I don't do a hat. You don't do it.

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Speaker 1: I don't do a hat. Come on, what do you do?

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Speaker 1: Preyer ball preselect Michael Hartney time starts. You did that

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Speaker 1: Facebook thing where you listed your favorite movies by year

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Speaker 1: and you chose the usual suspect. Thanks, So that movie

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Speaker 1: is a crap ass sham and if you like it,

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Speaker 1: you are a straight have fun and you're a chump

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Speaker 1: ass bitch who's probably getting cheated on right now when

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Speaker 1: you know what you deserve it. I do not think

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Speaker 1: so honey. Twist wise, aren't twist if? At the end

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Speaker 1: of sixth sense, it was like, I don't see dead

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Speaker 1: People go Home audience. You wouldn't be like cool twist

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Speaker 1: m Night if I wanted to see that. If I

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Speaker 1: want to see Kevin Spacey talk for two hours and

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Speaker 1: just make shift up, I'd ask him about the women.

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Speaker 1: He's fuck fuck give it up for that trip. Marshabalski

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Speaker 1: fair at Maryanna Propraga, Michael Hardy. Guys, Wow, wow, Oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh, you'd just heard fifty. I don't think so, honey.

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Speaker 1: It's from fifty two fifty two if you count us. Wow,

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Speaker 1: you guys, thank you so much for joining us. Before

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Speaker 1: we end the show, we're gonna draw for the raffle.

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Speaker 1: Here we go, There we go. We're gonna draw the

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Speaker 1: raffle again. Here we go. Translate. You will win, and

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Speaker 1: I don't think so. Any culture hat and you must

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Speaker 1: come up and wear it and have your moment. Have

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Speaker 1: your moment. Oh yeah, if you want to give it,

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. If you win this, please

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Speaker 1: feel free. Ticket number is three nine eight zero three three.

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Speaker 1: Do we have a winner? Zero three three going one

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Speaker 1: zero twice? Come on, guys, and we're drawing another seriously,

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Speaker 1: three nine eight zero three three someone someone bought it

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Speaker 1: someone's leaving. I don't think so, honey. Okay, Maddie, were

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Speaker 1: draw another one? All right, I'll join another one? Sorry?

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Speaker 1: Three zero three three or whatever that was what it was, okay,

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Speaker 1: three eight zero seven four? Oh, I don't think so, honey.

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Speaker 1: Do you want do you want to do the ball

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Speaker 1: or do you want to know? I've been thinking about

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Speaker 1: it a time. Let me tell you what I see.

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Speaker 1: Here we go, your time starts now. I don't think so, honey.

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Speaker 1: You have motherfucker's who took yoga from my people? No,

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Speaker 1: I've like been ashamed of myself forever. And then you

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Speaker 1: get strong and say, no, mus day, who is just

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Speaker 1: not being strong? Like I shut babe thirty more seconds,

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Speaker 1: take a deep breath in, open your mother fucking third

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Speaker 1: I did, and take off big fucking you still have time,

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Speaker 1: Come on, take hell, let's just let that go. And

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Speaker 1: that was one. That's one. Oh my god, she won,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Give that pursuita and honestly give it

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Speaker 1: my god, you guys, thank you so much for Forever

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Speaker 1: Dog and to Littlefield. This has been so much fun.

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