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Speaker 1: This is How Men Think with Brooks like and Gavin

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Speaker 1: to Grab and I heard radio podcast. Okay, well, welcome

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Speaker 1: to another episode of How Men Think. This is Dmitri

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Speaker 1: and I am. I'm flying solo today and I don't

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Speaker 1: know if that has to do with our special guests

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Speaker 1: or not. Our special guest today is Santa Claus. And

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Speaker 1: the only assumption I can make as to why I'm

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Speaker 1: here alone is that everybody else is either on the

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Speaker 1: naughty list or aware that they have done something and

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Speaker 1: they're afraid to be on a zoom with with Santa Claus.

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Speaker 1: But myself, I am thrilled. I love Christmas. I've always

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Speaker 1: loved Christmas. It's my favorite time of year. The lead

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Speaker 1: up to it is phenomenal with the decorations and the

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Speaker 1: music and the excitement and anticipation. Um, it's always been

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Speaker 1: you know, it's always been something for me that has

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Speaker 1: has carried me through the year. Um, it's been you know,

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Speaker 1: I had some some ever since I was a kid.

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Speaker 1: It's something I would look forward to. And obviously I

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Speaker 1: think we all get a little sad when the holiday passes,

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Speaker 1: and I think that's that's just goes to you know

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Speaker 1: why it's so important and how important it is to us. Um,

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Speaker 1: it's just so, I'm actually, why don't I Why don't

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Speaker 1: I bring Santa and now and I'll kind of explain

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Speaker 1: a little bit of of what Christmas is to me.

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Speaker 1: But I'm thrilled to introduce here. A man here needs

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Speaker 1: no introduction. Santa Claus. Oh why everyone? How are you? Oh?

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Speaker 1: You're all looking good. This is fantastic. I have to

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Speaker 1: tell you, Santa, I am actually uh like a closet

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Speaker 1: in my house right now because I have four children,

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Speaker 1: and if they were to walk by and see me

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Speaker 1: on a zoom with Santa Claus, I think the whole

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Speaker 1: place would just explode. So I'm hunker down. I understand completely. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: But what I'm am gonna do, if it's okay with you,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a screenshot of you and I chatting,

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Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna hold it over their heads for later,

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna tell them that that you and I

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Speaker 1: get together and shout about their behavior every once in

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Speaker 1: a while. I forgot to use it to my advantage. Um, well,

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Speaker 1: I gotta tell you it's Christmas, Like I was saying

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Speaker 1: time of year. It's obviously with everything that's going on

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Speaker 1: is here, it's been a bit more of a of

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Speaker 1: a challenge, but from my perspective, I've welcomed it more.

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Speaker 1: And um, you know, I'm trying to keep things normal

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Speaker 1: for the kids here at home because they're obviously remote learning.

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Speaker 1: They're they're doing school at home, and Christmas is a

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Speaker 1: very social time. So normally you go to people's houses,

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Speaker 1: the window this year. So we've been trying to do

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Speaker 1: some some different things here. My daughter, actually my oldest

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Speaker 1: daughter made a movie advent calendar, so every day we

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Speaker 1: pop open the thing and there's a smith movie, a

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Speaker 1: So a lot of screens. But what are you gonna do? Good? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And they've been making a lot of Christmas cookies, which

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Speaker 1: which is nice. I hope to leave something for you

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Speaker 1: them down two at a time. You'd better leave some

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Speaker 1: for me. Um, I will say, though, there's it. I

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Speaker 1: then I decided to just leave it. And now it's

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Speaker 1: just like a Winter Wonderland theme. That's just you know,

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Speaker 1: should see the kitchen here, I bet can I Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't So what we have here is we've compiled

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Speaker 1: a list of questions that people want to know from

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Speaker 1: at the top. So this one's a simple, it's a

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Speaker 1: something like that. Do you ever get offended or you know,

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Speaker 1: insulted by by other other Santas? Oh, not at all,

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Speaker 1: not at all. I've got ambassadors all around the world

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Speaker 1: and I'm happy to have everybody helping me out. It's

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Speaker 1: your favorite Christmas or Holiday movie? Well? I kind of

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Speaker 1: And I wish the North Pole were that glamorous but

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Speaker 1: everybody to stay on the nice list, and I have.

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Speaker 1: it's horrible. Because the kids want iPhones and they want

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Speaker 1: something interesting. My wife wants something sexy for Christmas? What

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Speaker 1: I got I had got a great idea. Okay, look

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Speaker 1: I can't see Santa. Just Santa just took his face mask.

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Speaker 1: What is the best gift to give your boss? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I think probably the best thing you could do is

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Speaker 1: watched Christmas Vacation every day between Thanksgiving and Christmas, once

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Speaker 1: bad people out there. You have no idea. What would

422
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:33,760
Speaker 1: you say the ratio? How many? How many people would

423
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:38,720
Speaker 1: you say the percentage of people are are naughty? Well,

424
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:41,240
Speaker 1: you know, especially with the kids, we don't really have

425
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:44,720
Speaker 1: any naughty kids. We just have kids. They're good kids,

426
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:49,000
Speaker 1: but they have some issues that they need to work on. Everybody,

427
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:53,320
Speaker 1: all the kids are wonderful. Okay, They're just all really wonderful. So,

428
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,679
Speaker 1: like I said, have a few bad habits, and we

429
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:59,720
Speaker 1: have two as adults. Remind them, you know, what those

430
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:02,480
Speaker 1: bad habits are and to get back on the nice list.

431
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:07,000
Speaker 1: You see, that's how it's. Kids just need encouragement and

432
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:09,160
Speaker 1: they need you know, you need to give them good

433
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:12,840
Speaker 1: examples and and that's really what's important. Give the kids

434
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:17,520
Speaker 1: some positive examples and and and the best way to

435
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:20,840
Speaker 1: show kids about how things work is to is to

436
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,919
Speaker 1: show them, you know, learn by doing. And if you

437
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,720
Speaker 1: said a good example, the kids will pick up on that.

438
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:31,000
Speaker 1: Trust me, the kids are not stupid. There' smart. Wow, Santa,

439
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:35,240
Speaker 1: that was that was very well said. And not not

440
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:38,480
Speaker 1: that I should sound surprised because after all your Santa Claus,

441
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:41,160
Speaker 1: but that was very well said. There are no naughty kids,

442
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,560
Speaker 1: They're just have some habits and we have to lead

443
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:46,480
Speaker 1: by example. I love that. That's very nice. Um, but

444
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:51,359
Speaker 1: what about no adults. Well that's a different story. Yeah,

445
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,760
Speaker 1: I don't think we have time for the answer on

446
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:58,080
Speaker 1: that one. On your show. Is there anything that is

447
00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:00,359
Speaker 1: there like a bar for for naughty? It's like you

448
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:02,680
Speaker 1: would say, you know what, that's it. That's this is

449
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:05,760
Speaker 1: the one thing that I want that that well, I'm

450
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:08,240
Speaker 1: sort of I'm sort of old fact. And you know

451
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:12,200
Speaker 1: I'm I'm old school, so a lot more gets by

452
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,880
Speaker 1: these days than than I would like to think. But

453
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:20,200
Speaker 1: you know, each his own very nice. Okay, Um, this

454
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:24,159
Speaker 1: one's um again. It could be uncomfortable, maybe not. It

455
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:27,520
Speaker 1: says my wife put a baby on her Christmas list,

456
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:29,919
Speaker 1: and I just wanted to know if that falls on

457
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:32,399
Speaker 1: you or me. I just don't want to double up

458
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:36,880
Speaker 1: and end up with two. Oh no, you don't. Hey,

459
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:39,000
Speaker 1: I know what you should do. I've got an idea.

460
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:41,320
Speaker 1: You know what you do. You get your car and

461
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:44,399
Speaker 1: you drive down to the town center, okay, and they

462
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:47,520
Speaker 1: always have an activity scene down there, right. I don't

463
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:49,440
Speaker 1: know where. I don't know where this is going, but

464
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:52,320
Speaker 1: go ahead for at night where nobody's can see, and

465
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:55,080
Speaker 1: make sure there's new cameras turned on. Okay, and you

466
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,720
Speaker 1: swipe the little baby right out of an activity scene

467
00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 1: to bring that home, wouldn't that be Well she'll get

468
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:07,680
Speaker 1: the answer on that one, Santa. We are officially off

469
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 1: the rails. You just told someone to go down and

470
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 1: steal the baby. Jesus. Oh no, No, that was just

471
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:18,479
Speaker 1: just thought that went through my head for one moment.

472
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:22,119
Speaker 1: That's all, okay, all right, we'll let we'll let that

473
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:24,359
Speaker 1: one slide after all of you. Our Santa clause is

474
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:29,480
Speaker 1: really the ultimate judgment comes to you. So that's fine. Um,

475
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:31,880
Speaker 1: this one isn't such a question as it seems more

476
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:35,879
Speaker 1: of a confession. Um. It says I once left you

477
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:39,199
Speaker 1: falla shaped cookies as a joke, and I'd like to

478
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 1: apologize that was immature with me that right? That was?

479
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 1: Do you remember the number one? Do you accept their apology? Oh?

480
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:49,679
Speaker 1: Sure I do. We all make mistakes. Some people just

481
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:51,480
Speaker 1: want to have a little bit of fun. That's all,

482
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 1: no harm, no foul. What's the spinoff of that? What's

483
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,920
Speaker 1: the worst thing? So what do you like? Like? Obviously

484
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:02,639
Speaker 1: people leave you cookies at right now? When I was little,

485
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:05,000
Speaker 1: my dad told me we were making cookies, and my

486
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 1: dad told my siblings and I that Santa might enjoy

487
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 1: a little wine and cheese. So what is it that?

488
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:15,080
Speaker 1: What's your favorite thing to get? And what is something

489
00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 1: you particularly don't care to be left? Well, wine and cheese.

490
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:23,879
Speaker 1: You gotta be careful, remember I have to drive that sleigh.

491
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:27,600
Speaker 1: That's not a good idea to mix those. Well, I

492
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:31,359
Speaker 1: don't know. I enjoyed cookies pretty much. I do like brownies.

493
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:34,800
Speaker 1: Brownies are good, and fudge is good, and uh, you know,

494
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 1: some Jesus graggers are fine. I need that to anything.

495
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:40,040
Speaker 1: You lead me off, listen. If I don't like it,

496
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 1: I'll leave it behind or I'll feed it to the rain.

497
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 1: Here alright, I love it. I love the honesty of

498
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:59,280
Speaker 1: Santa Claus. Do you ever feel you seem pretty laid back?

499
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 1: But do you ever feel stressed or anxious? Darting? Hold

500
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,600
Speaker 1: you ever feeling? A lot of these Christmas movies portray

501
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:06,800
Speaker 1: you was like, oh my god, Christmas might get canceled.

502
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 1: Oh we're not gonna make it any time. Is it

503
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 1: really that chaotic? Or are you pretty? Uh? Well? Most

504
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,880
Speaker 1: of the year, I'm pretty laid back, you know, but

505
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:17,959
Speaker 1: I've got a real tight schedule right when we're right

506
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 1: down to the wire, and I just want to make

507
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 1: sure everything goes smooth. And you know, it's like it's

508
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,520
Speaker 1: like when the kids ask me, Sanna, you know, how

509
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 1: do I get good at doing this? Or how do

510
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:29,440
Speaker 1: I get better at doing that? Or how can I

511
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 1: win the big game? You know, it all comes down

512
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,720
Speaker 1: to practice. And I've been doing this for a long time,

513
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:37,680
Speaker 1: so I'm getting pretty good at it. But anything. It's

514
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 1: like anything with with music or with sports or anything. Man,

515
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:44,680
Speaker 1: if you practice, and you know, you really put your

516
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:48,120
Speaker 1: nose to the grindstone, you can accomplish anything, even traveling

517
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 1: around the world and one night you know it takes practice.

518
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 1: You know that that came from years and years of

519
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 1: hard work, and that's the way to do it. So

520
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 1: that's what we want to teach the kids. Don't give up.

521
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 1: And if you don't make it to first time, well

522
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 1: you get back up and you try a little bit

523
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 1: harder next time and and eventually you'll get it. Persistence,

524
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 1: persistent Santa, you're a very inspirery Um. Okay, so what

525
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 1: about I guess the question here that they're asking is

526
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:27,400
Speaker 1: about in laws and presence, Like, what's the idea on

527
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 1: on presence for your in laws? Say they don't specify

528
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:32,640
Speaker 1: whether they get along with their in laws or don't,

529
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 1: but what's the what's the safe way to go with

530
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:36,320
Speaker 1: that because obviously there could be a lot of tension

531
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:39,480
Speaker 1: between in laws and that's right where let me give

532
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 1: you a little secret. It doesn't always go smoothly with

533
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:44,800
Speaker 1: all the in laws, but if they're her in laws,

534
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:54,480
Speaker 1: you better give presents. Oh I fell into that trap

535
00:30:54,560 --> 00:31:01,200
Speaker 1: one time. What happened? Yeah, that was a mistake. It

536
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:05,600
Speaker 1: doesn't matter even if it's a cheapet. Well not now,

537
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 1: not if they listen to the How Men Think podcast?

538
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 1: Now are they gonna know that the chia pet is

539
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 1: your it? It doesn't hurt to get him a little something,

540
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 1: you know, go down to the nine cent store and

541
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:17,440
Speaker 1: find a little something fun. Yeah, you don't have to

542
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:21,280
Speaker 1: spend gobs of money to give somebody a thoughtful gift. Okay,

543
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 1: and even if particularly don't, you know, you know somebody's

544
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 1: not on your a list, Well, it's still minde to

545
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 1: be kind. That's very nice. But you know what, you

546
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:33,040
Speaker 1: just gave me an idea. Maybe I will get a

547
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,600
Speaker 1: chia pet from my in laws. There you go give

548
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:37,640
Speaker 1: it to them and they'll even think, look at this,

549
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 1: we got a gift. And this way i'll know if

550
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,480
Speaker 1: they listen to this podcast or not. That's right, And

551
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 1: you know, because they're offended, then they listen. But if

552
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 1: they don't, then I could be like, you know what,

553
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:50,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna guarantee you one thing with that statement. In

554
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 1: two years, you're gonna get that cheeta pet back. It'll

555
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:58,760
Speaker 1: sit in their closet for two years and they don't

556
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 1: remember who gave it to him. I guess i'd be like, oh,

557
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 1: how nice, it's the same one. That's right, Well, I

558
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 1: gotta tell you, okay. So I think we're pretty good

559
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 1: with the questions. Before you know, we we move on.

560
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 1: I want to I want to tell people about something

561
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 1: that you're doing up until Christmas. But before we do that,

562
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 1: I do have a question that was not set in

563
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,440
Speaker 1: from the from the vehle. This one's from me, and

564
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:26,720
Speaker 1: I think I pretty much kind of know the answer

565
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 1: to it. But I want to just clarify the song.

566
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:35,000
Speaker 1: Santa Baby. You can't stand that girl either, right? Oh no,

567
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 1: who's that that? Come on? She's a handful, she's she

568
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:41,720
Speaker 1: asked for the stable, the convertible, the yacht, a deed

569
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 1: and engagement ring. And all she says is think about

570
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 1: all the guys I haven't kissed. That's how good I've been.

571
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 1: Like and then on top of that, she's like, Santa,

572
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 1: hurry the f up, hurry down the chimney, Like it's

573
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:54,240
Speaker 1: a little demanding. You cannot tell me as I know

574
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 1: you're Santa Claus. You cannot tell me as A man

575
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:00,160
Speaker 1: that does that does not turn you off a bit. Oh,

576
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 1: let me tell you a little secret, youngster, hire bar. Okay,

577
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:14,480
Speaker 1: not everybody's the same, and you'll learn that you're still young.

578
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 1: You'll learn that. I guess I all these years I've

579
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:19,800
Speaker 1: been offended for you, I was thinking that she wasn't

580
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 1: treating you very nicely. Oh, listen, all the hugs and

581
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 1: kids that I get, How can you be offended because

582
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:30,480
Speaker 1: she's kind of being a bit of a bitch. But

583
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 1: an engagement ring, a convertible, a deed or whatever. Fine,

584
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 1: you know what, there's no secret here. We knew this already.

585
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 1: But you're a better man than me, Sanna. You just

586
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 1: have different expectations than you do, that's all. And hide

587
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 1: your wallet. She had a lot of expectations. And then

588
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 1: she's all said, hurry down the chimney, like, hurry down

589
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:57,000
Speaker 1: the chimney. It's your we know how you're coming. It's

590
00:33:57,040 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 1: Christmas Eve. There's the way I get stuck. Come on,

591
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 1: you look great, We'll think. Hey, do you think his

592
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:08,440
Speaker 1: red makes me look bad? No, the red does not. Well,

593
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:12,560
Speaker 1: Mrs Claus said, the camera adds ten pounds and I

594
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 1: don't need me at all. These zoom cameras. I think

595
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:18,400
Speaker 1: they add more than tent so don't worry about it.

596
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,320
Speaker 1: Oh great, great, there goes myself to see. Oh no,

597
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:24,680
Speaker 1: I meant uh no, but that was a supposed to

598
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:27,320
Speaker 1: be a compliment, like I said, Okay, good, there we go.

599
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:32,759
Speaker 1: Now I've done it again. Yeah, another piece of goal

600
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 1: right over here. God, now I've done it. I want

601
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:38,720
Speaker 1: to just point out that this is this for those listening.

602
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 1: I know you can't see him. This is the authentic

603
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 1: Santa Claus. This is not your mall Santa and orthopedic

604
00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:46,279
Speaker 1: shoes with a fifth bit counting his steps. So all

605
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:49,120
Speaker 1: he talks to me like, this is legitimate Santa Claus.

606
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:51,839
Speaker 1: And despite the fact that I have used the word

607
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:54,360
Speaker 1: bitch in front of him and I have potentially offended

608
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 1: him with both yours questions in mine, he is uh

609
00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 1: he is everything you have dream he is, and it's

610
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 1: an honor to be here talking with him. Um. One

611
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 1: thing I want to remind everybody too, it's been a

612
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 1: very very difficult year and I think we all need

613
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,960
Speaker 1: a very good distraction from all that's going on, all

614
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 1: the chaos in the world, especially the kids, really, especially

615
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 1: the kids. So you know, really we really need a

616
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 1: little bit of fun and a lightheartedness and all kidding aside.

617
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:26,880
Speaker 1: You know, we need to have more love and compassion

618
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 1: for one another. Santa. Damn it, he did it again.

619
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 1: Don't you get me all trip up over here. For

620
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 1: those of you that can't see, he's crying right now,

621
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 1: it's not a crying, it's more of a it's a

622
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 1: it's an high perspiration. Okay, it's okay, damn it, Santa. Well,

623
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,719
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you so. As we know, Santa is

624
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,400
Speaker 1: according to Santing, he's busy all year round. We know

625
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 1: he's definitely busy on the twenty on the night of.

626
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:00,719
Speaker 1: But up until then, I can tell you that he

627
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 1: is part of something called Santa the Experience. And what

628
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:05,759
Speaker 1: you can do is you can book your sleigh ride.

629
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:10,839
Speaker 1: Departure is now through December one. Now through December. It's

630
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 1: Santa the Experience dot com. And what you get is

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Speaker 1: and the toy factory plut that's amazing. Plus you get

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Speaker 1: to hang out with Mrs Claus and talk directly live

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Speaker 1: with Santa, which I can tell you firsthand is an

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Speaker 1: experience that you have never had. Like I'm forty seven

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Speaker 1: years old now, and obviously I've been a fan of

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Speaker 1: Santa since I was little. This too, to be able

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Speaker 1: to sit down and talk directly with him is is

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Speaker 1: something I'll always remember. But the kids will absolutely love it.

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Speaker 1: I am telling you it is the one of the

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Speaker 1: most wonderful experience the kids will ever have. And I

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Speaker 1: really do believe honestly that this is going to become

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Speaker 1: a new annual editions for the families. It is absolutely wonderful.

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Speaker 1: You will absolutely love it. It sounds great, it says.

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Speaker 1: Each virtual experience takes place via Zoom, and you can

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Speaker 1: share it with other family members around the world, so

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Speaker 1: you could have your grandparents joining uncle's ants, cousins, and

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Speaker 1: you can all safely join the treasured memory of visiting Santa.

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Speaker 1: And after you say goodbye, you can receive a video

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Speaker 1: recording of your chat with Santa to keep. Because it's

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Speaker 1: I mean, frankly, I'll be honestly, like I said, I'm

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Speaker 1: forty seven, this is a once in a lifetime trip.

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Speaker 1: You can transport yourself to Santa the Experience and Unforgettable

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Speaker 1: Live Family, Virtual Winter Wonderland. And that again is Santa

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Speaker 1: the Experience dot Com. And that's now through December. You'll

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Speaker 1: have a wonderful time. I guarantee it, Santa the Experience

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Speaker 1: dot Com. Santa, I appreciate you. Um, I appreciate you period,

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Speaker 1: but I appreciate you joining us today. I appreciate you,

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Speaker 1: uh rolling with the questions from the listeners, you know,

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Speaker 1: maybe a few that I might have thrown in for myself.

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Speaker 1: It was a lot of fun. I really enjoyed it. Well, Santa,

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Speaker 1: I appreciate the world appreciates all that you do, because um,

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Speaker 1: you certainly bring a lot of happiness and joy in

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Speaker 1: a world that doesn't always have that. So thank you

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Speaker 1: so much for everything you do. Well, thank you very

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Speaker 1: much for having me and you have a wonderful holiday season.

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Speaker 1: Okay to you and your family. Thank you. Don't forget me.

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Speaker 1: I will no chia pets? How good? I forget you? Right? Who?

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Speaker 1: Who can? How can you have? Don you forgive me?

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Speaker 1: I'm the guy that brought up the fallac shaped cookies

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Speaker 1: and whatnot, and that's gonna get me in hot water.

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Speaker 1: I tell you right now. Well, this has been an

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Speaker 1: episode of another episode of How Men Think. I appreciate

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Speaker 1: you guys for joining us, and I appreciate Against Santa

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Speaker 1: and everybody for listening. And I just want to say

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Speaker 1: it's been a crazy year. Be kind, be thoughtful, think

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Speaker 1: of others, and take care of yourself. And happy holidays.

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Speaker 1: Happy holidays,