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Speaker 1: Today, I effed up by trying to make sweet sweet

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Speaker 1: love to my wife's daddy.

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Speaker 2: Wife's dad.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, that's like he's looking like a beefcake over there?

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Speaker 2: Was it a threesome?

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Speaker 1: People we consider sisters?

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Speaker 2: Heard of hot wife? No?

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Speaker 1: I haven't heard of.

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Speaker 2: That's when like, it's like a whole subreddit. Actually I

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Speaker 2: had a friend that did this. It's a subreddit of

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Speaker 2: like wives looking for people or no husband like husband

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Speaker 2: and wives looking for people to have sex with their wife,

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Speaker 2: either while they're watching or something. I can.

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Speaker 1: It's like like like cuck holding, yeah exactly.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's like a hot wife subreddit, and it's

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Speaker 2: like a thing like I Actually I've had two friends

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Speaker 2: do this.

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Speaker 1: Really, what was what was what was the experience?

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Speaker 2: One they wanted to film and send to the husband.

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Speaker 1: Did they do it?

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Speaker 2: I don't. I don't remember. I think I think FaceTime

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Speaker 2: the but the husband wasn't there. And then the other one,

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Speaker 2: the husband there was just like a polugamist relationship and

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Speaker 2: so the husband wasn't there either.

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Speaker 1: Hilarious. Well, hey, shout shout out to all you hot

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Speaker 1: wives out there. Yeah, he hook me up my ds

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Speaker 1: and hot husband. I guess I don't know what you

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Speaker 1: would call cold husbands.

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Speaker 2: Cold husband, hot wives and cold husband AnyWho?

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Speaker 1: Okay, after dark reading from R.

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Speaker 2: Slash Hot Wives, I'm not sure if it's called r

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Speaker 2: slash hot Wise. I thought it was, but maybe maybe

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Speaker 2: they're they're hiding it. Stop hiding from me, hot wise,

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Speaker 2: stop hiding out here, reveal yourself. Where's our where's our? Our?

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Speaker 2: Lady from Holland?

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Speaker 1: Oh? I could not remember that city name if I if.

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Speaker 2: I tried, it's actually a country.

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Speaker 1: But Sam's out here hating on commit committed married women.

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Speaker 1: Not aggressive, not aggressive, gacious.

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Speaker 2: I was just pointing out that our feet would you.

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Speaker 1: Will soon see you can judge for yourselves. Dude.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be so funny.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be amazing. It's gonna be amazing. So this

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Speaker 1: happened about an hour ago. I'm sitting in a cafe

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Speaker 1: just trying to stop cringing from embarrassment.

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Speaker 2: Oh God, what's happening.

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Speaker 1: I'm on vacation with my wife and her family, and

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Speaker 1: us arrived at the hotel today. We checked in, settled

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Speaker 1: into our rooms. A while later, a few of us

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Speaker 1: headed out to explore. I went to meet up with

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Speaker 1: a friend who lived in the area, and ended up

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Speaker 1: having a few drinks, you know, catching up with the

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Speaker 1: buds with some bud bullys. Earlier, while I was out,

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Speaker 1: I got a text from my wife saying that she

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Speaker 1: was switching our room with our parents, as ours had

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Speaker 1: a balcony and theirs didn't, which my dad wanted so

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Speaker 1: he could smoke outside, and that she was going to

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Speaker 1: be out to dinner with her mom. Anyway. I saw

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Speaker 1: the text, said okay.

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Speaker 2: Fine, Sure, sounds fine.

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Speaker 1: I agreed to switch the key cards and that was.

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Speaker 2: That sounds like everything's fine and dandy?

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Speaker 1: Or is it?

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Speaker 2: Or is it? This is reddit? Nothing is acid?

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Speaker 1: See you? That's right. A few hours later, I was

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Speaker 1: a bit sloppy and tipsy in that sloppy toppy and

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Speaker 1: my friend dropped me back at the hotel. The text

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Speaker 1: had completely slipped my mind, so I was headed to

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Speaker 1: the room with the balcony where her parents were staying,

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Speaker 1: thinking it was ours. I walked right in.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, oh no.

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Speaker 1: As I went in, I heard the shower running. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: hot and steamy in the bathroom, and I started feeling

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Speaker 2: No oh god, no, no.

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Speaker 1: No, So I decided to give who I thought was

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Speaker 1: my wife in the shower A little surprise, God, surprise,

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Speaker 1: it's my nigdog. So I stripped down, No, completely naked.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, dude, I'm dying.

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Speaker 2: I'm dying here.

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Speaker 1: This is so embarrassing. Cheeks and hang a lang, just

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Speaker 1: hang a langing, And seeing that the door was slightly

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Speaker 1: ajar God, I decided to barge in. No, he used

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Speaker 1: the word barge, so I did, while announcing quite loudly,

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Speaker 1: Daddy's home.

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Speaker 2: Little did he know that Granddaddy was here, old Branddaddy,

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Speaker 2: the ultimate Daddy, and the daddy of the Daddy, the

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Speaker 2: father in law.

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Speaker 1: The sight that lay before my eyes is one that

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Speaker 1: will be stuck in my mind forever. My father and

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Speaker 1: the law but naked in the shower, looking in a

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Speaker 1: mixture of disbelief, confusion, and mostly anger.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, bro, I don't so bad.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is Oh this is so bad.

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Speaker 1: I froze and for a second we just stood there

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Speaker 1: in silence, a silence that was broken by him shouting

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Speaker 1: what the fuck op. At this point, my flight response

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Speaker 1: finally kicked in, and as fast as I could, I

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Speaker 1: rushed out and dressed faster than I ever have before

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Speaker 1: in my life and sprinted out of the room. Oh dude,

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Speaker 1: could you imagine? Oh could you imagine?

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Speaker 2: This is so bad?

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Speaker 1: You're both naked.

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Speaker 2: How do you recover?

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Speaker 1: You're both naked.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how you recover. I mean, I don't

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Speaker 2: think you do. I don't think you do.

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Speaker 1: You just have to flee to keep Your.

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Speaker 2: Relationship with your father in law is never the same.

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Speaker 2: You have to leave four It's never the same. A bount.

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Speaker 1: Now that that would be the plot twist of all

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Speaker 1: to us. I fell in love with my wife's dad.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, real.

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Speaker 2: Question is oh shit that big? Oh fuck?

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Speaker 1: I thought I thought that was you spreading the cheeks

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Speaker 1: off work. No, Daddy's packing got a whole meat factory

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Speaker 1: down there, like father, like dunk. Since I didn't have

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Speaker 1: the key cart to the other room, and I'm sure

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Speaker 1: as hell was not going to ask for it, I'm

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Speaker 1: now sitting in the cafe outside the hotel. I'm waiting

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Speaker 1: for my wife to come back from her dinner, as

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Speaker 1: I don't really think I could explain what happened on

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Speaker 1: the phone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I probably shouldn't do that.

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Speaker 1: Hey babe, so uh, I saw your dad's dick I

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Speaker 1: just kind of busted in with my cock just hanging out,

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Speaker 1: and then I saw your dad just drip and wet,

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Speaker 1: hot and steamy, and his meat was just hanging So

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Speaker 1: uh yeah, that's that's about it. Uh, you know, call

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Speaker 1: me back when you get this message.

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Speaker 2: Boo. Yeah, I don't think that's it. Yeah, this is

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Speaker 2: like an in person kind of.

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Speaker 1: This is a face to face the same way that

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Speaker 1: he was facing his dad's meat or his wife's dad's meat.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, oh here we go today. I almost made

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Speaker 1: love to someone I consider my dad.

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Speaker 2: Consider. That's the key.

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Speaker 1: Consider is the key word. So yeah, you can say

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Speaker 1: the family brunch tomorrow should be interesting. It's gonna be

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Speaker 1: awkward as fuck, dude, the worst brunch of all time.

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Speaker 1: And there's an update.

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Speaker 2: Please tell me, like the dad got hit in the

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Speaker 2: head with a baseball bat and just has like amnesia

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Speaker 2: or just pre Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I've never seen anything so beautiful in my life. And

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Speaker 1: I can't spend another second.

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Speaker 2: Away from what the fuck that he was badgeting. Was

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Speaker 2: just like in awe of what he was saying before

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Speaker 2: the fuck.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, my father in law told my mother

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Speaker 1: in law and my wife and both of them pretty

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Speaker 1: much died of laughter. We're just gonna start putting in

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Speaker 1: of laughter. He also isn't too upset. He just told

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Speaker 1: my wife to tell me, to tell me I know

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Speaker 1: who the real daddy is. A daddy's got some singers,

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Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, to which my wife promptly relayed that

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Speaker 1: message to me nice. Currently with the wife in our room,

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Speaker 1: trying to get the aforementioned image out of my mind

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Speaker 1: and avoid my in laws at all costs.

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Speaker 2: I I don't you know, I think uh, I think

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Speaker 2: that image is gonna stick for a sec.

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Speaker 1: And just sitting I just imagine sitting there the whole

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Speaker 1: brunch and you're just like cutting your pancakes and you're saying,

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Speaker 1: thinking about your wife's dad's cakes.

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Speaker 2: Just you know, there, just just try not to try

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Speaker 2: not to pitch a tent while you're doing it.

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Speaker 1: You know, hopefully not. Also, I would like to clarify

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Speaker 1: I did not know what promiscuous actually means. I swear

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Speaker 1: whatever that means.

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Speaker 2: Sure, sure, all right, And with that, don't look at

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Speaker 2: your father in law's ding dong.

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Speaker 1: Fuck your parents literally