Speaker 1: Call It what It Is with Jessica Capshaw and Camille Luddington,
Speaker 1: an iHeartRadio podcast.
Speaker 2: Well, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Call It crew, and welcome
Speaker 2: to another episode of Short You're in Sweet.
Speaker 3: Today we're talking about guilty pleasures.
Speaker 1: Well, you know what, for some reason, I have an
Speaker 1: adverse reaction to saying guilty pleasures because I don't know
Speaker 1: about you, but I have had a couple I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know what this says. I've had a couple
Speaker 1: of people say to me like it was a bad thing.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you're on my guilty pleasure. Gray's Anatomy
Speaker 1: is my guilty pleasure, and I'm always like, I don't
Speaker 1: feel like that's a compliment.
Speaker 2: Well, also, I'm not sure why, Like we did ins
Speaker 2: and outs for the New Year, right is out feeling
Speaker 2: guilty about any pleasures that don't hurt anybody.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like that because I would.
Speaker 2: Say my guilty pleasure is I'm a Bravo like watcher
Speaker 2: and I love all those Bravo queen. Hello, I love
Speaker 2: all those shows and I never feel guilty about watching them.
Speaker 3: I don't think you should. So maybe these are just
Speaker 3: our our fun pleasures. These are fun pleasures. Yeah no.
Speaker 3: But I just feel like when people say guilty pleasures, there's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, what you just said, there's an intimation that
Speaker 1: there's anything wrong with it.
Speaker 3: Like I had the well, the person I'm.
Speaker 1: Thinking about that said this to me one time was like,
Speaker 1: well she yeah, she did kind of suck and she
Speaker 1: was just known for being very snobby.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, I do know this story. You told me
Speaker 3: this story, and I know who guy says, yeah, yeah, am,
Speaker 3: And I think also because I she will dig a dig.
Speaker 1: She got all excited, she got all excited. It was
Speaker 1: like when I first started, maybe I'd only been on
Speaker 1: the chef for like a year or two, and she
Speaker 1: got all excited, like she normally doesn't get excited, and
Speaker 1: she got all excited and she's like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: I love you so much on the show and it's
Speaker 1: so greatable and then she like almost had to remind
Speaker 1: herself to calm down, and and she you know, remembered
Speaker 1: that she only watches you know, foreign language films and
Speaker 1: oscar short films is you know words, and then she
Speaker 1: corrected herself and was like, I mean it's you know,
Speaker 1: it's it's my guilty pleasure.
Speaker 3: It's my favorite show with words.
Speaker 2: Tell I don't know how Grey's Anatomy can even be
Speaker 2: considered a guilty pleasure.
Speaker 3: And I'm just gonna. I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: I'm on the team obviously, so I'm you know, I
Speaker 2: feel a certain way. But it's like, isn't it like
Speaker 2: the it's always in the top ten streaming in the world.
Speaker 3: It's like it's iconic. Maybe we're just gonna just say
Speaker 3: she was an outlier. She was she was she was
Speaker 3: an outliar. Yeah, she was an outlier.
Speaker 1: And it's not a guilty pleasure. And I'm em raising
Speaker 1: that memory from my mind and straight into guilty pleasures Like,
Speaker 1: uh what, so well, No, I'm gonna go with what
Speaker 1: you said. I don't think you should feel guilty about
Speaker 1: having pleasure.
Speaker 3: Okay, what's your not so guilty pleasure?
Speaker 1: Mine not so guilty pleasure. I love Hogandaw's chocolate ice cream.
Speaker 1: Which one just the chocolate, just plain chocolate. There's something
Speaker 1: about the taste profile. Yes, I did say taste profile.
Speaker 3: Would you do it over Bed and Jerry's?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but in Jerry's isn't for me? I know it
Speaker 1: is for lots of people. There's too many ingredients I
Speaker 1: like it all. I liked It's like a sweetish shift.
Speaker 3: It's like blur but b.
Speaker 1: It's like this the Siren lives gets about like all
Speaker 1: the things being in Yeah. No, it's just chocolate chip. No,
Speaker 1: not chocolate chip, just chocolate. I actually don't like chips
Speaker 1: in my ice cream. But I if not stopped and in
Speaker 1: the right uh time and place, I could hole Carton gone.
Speaker 2: Ooh, I mean I think I could you add a
Speaker 2: little chocolate sauce, a little camel.
Speaker 3: No, it's just perfect exactly as it is.
Speaker 2: Wow, yep, I like a little kitchen sink ice cream. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I like all the things.
Speaker 3: Sure, Okay. Another one that I think that I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think the guilty pleasure is the part where people like,
Speaker 1: whenever you say that you do it, people give you
Speaker 1: the like side the side eye, right, they're like oo
Speaker 1: people so like my girlfriends laugh because I have one
Speaker 1: girlfriend who somehow whenever she's like when I talk to
Speaker 1: her and she's like, where are you going, I'll be like,
Speaker 1: do you get my nails done? She's like, how many
Speaker 1: times a week do you get your nails done? I
Speaker 1: swear once a month, But for some reason it seems
Speaker 1: like I get them done every week.
Speaker 3: You do have great nails.
Speaker 2: Jessica makes fun of me because I love a I
Speaker 2: love a kiss glue on nail.
Speaker 3: She does.
Speaker 2: I love a little because the truth is is that
Speaker 2: I won't. I should prioritize doing that for myself because
Speaker 2: it's a it's a really nice thing to go relax
Speaker 2: and sit in one of those massagy chairs, yeah, and
Speaker 2: get your nails done. It feels nice, But I don't ever,
Speaker 2: and so I'm always carrying around like three sets of
Speaker 2: kiss uh nails.
Speaker 3: And this is not an ad. I wish it was
Speaker 3: an AD.
Speaker 2: I wish they were paying me because I've invested a
Speaker 2: lot in that company.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I'm actually I think you're the winner here. Like
Speaker 1: I think it takes a tremendous talent to be able
Speaker 1: to do that. I'm just sitting there like a sloth
Speaker 1: while I get my nails done.
Speaker 2: I mean, I do love a sloth, though that's more
Speaker 2: my vibe. Slothy Slothy Mills.
Speaker 1: You know what I never I mean, listen, who doesn't.
Speaker 1: I mean maybe not everyone does, But I think.
Speaker 3: The nails are pretty ubiquitously sought after. I don't even
Speaker 3: know what you call them. But I think people like
Speaker 3: dales obviously, yeah, obviously. And I didn't always.
Speaker 1: I used to let them just kind of be whatever
Speaker 1: they were. And I played a lot of sports when
Speaker 1: I was younger, and by a lot, I mean a couple,
Speaker 1: but I played sports, and so I didn't always have
Speaker 1: like the nicest, nicest nails and uh then, but my grandma,
Speaker 1: my Grandma Bev, always had the She not only had
Speaker 1: great nails, but she had beautiful fingers, Like you know
Speaker 1: the people who have like long fingers, yeah, and then
Speaker 1: like they're nail But I do too. But when I
Speaker 1: have longer nails, it makes them look longer.
Speaker 2: That's why I do love a foot long nailsh because
Speaker 2: until they curl, yeah, because you look more elegant.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 1: And I also am what's it called the ASMR or
Speaker 1: what the sound of it like?
Speaker 3: When you oh, you like?
Speaker 2: I mean, oh, I like it for myself, but I
Speaker 2: can't stand hearing it on other people.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well I love it.
Speaker 1: I remember listening to a podcast where Dolly Parton was
Speaker 1: talking about how she came up with the theme song
Speaker 1: to nine to five, and she said, I'm remembering that
Speaker 1: it was on a lunch break or something, and she's
Speaker 1: filming with Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin and there.
Speaker 3: You know, she's been tasked with writing the theme song.
Speaker 1: And she starts playing out the melody or the backup
Speaker 1: or the song on her nails.
Speaker 3: So she starts going, no, is that a true story?
Speaker 3: I don't know if you can hear them, but she
Speaker 3: starts playing them. Oh yeah, a bit.
Speaker 2: They weren't kiss nails. I don't know if you can
Speaker 2: do that with a kiss nails or go flying flying,
Speaker 2: that melody would have never happened. Sorry, kids, I do
Speaker 2: love you, okay.
Speaker 3: Uh. We asked the.
Speaker 2: Crew for their We're calling it not so guilty pleasures,
Speaker 2: but they were guilty pleasures.
Speaker 3: Anna buying squish mellows.
Speaker 2: If you guys don't know what these are, they are
Speaker 2: teddy bears are super squishy, right, yeah, my kids love
Speaker 2: them too.
Speaker 3: Is it the beanie babies that are now and again? Oh?
Speaker 3: Are they? Is that what it is? Or is it
Speaker 3: something else? My daughters are m My daughters are into something.
Speaker 2: No jellies, jelly cats, oh, the jelly cats. The jelly anyways,
Speaker 2: the jelly those things are expensive, you guys.
Speaker 3: They are and by the have you ever seen the
Speaker 3: oversized ones and like the.
Speaker 1: Super high end shots? I don't even I don't have
Speaker 1: a car big enough to take it home either. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to read the next one because it
Speaker 1: makes me one up.
Speaker 3: Oh this is gross.
Speaker 2: Okay, Victoria peanut butter banana, fine and mayonnaise sandwich.
Speaker 3: That's so gross.
Speaker 1: I'll take Lydia reading smut. So okay, here's the crazy thing.
Speaker 1: So I take smut to mean like romance novels.
Speaker 3: Right, it's sexy though. They got a lot of sexy scenes, right, yeah,
Speaker 3: like after dark? What's after dark? Or you read them
Speaker 3: after dark? Is that what you're saying? Do way?
Speaker 1: I guess you could read them on a beach, like
Speaker 1: when you read them it makes you feel things as
Speaker 1: mich can I just say we've had a note from
Speaker 1: iHeart that says it's porn type of books.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Heart Radio. Yeah, they include a son because it
Speaker 3: makes you.
Speaker 1: Have you ever done that where you're like you are
Speaker 1: reading it and you're like genuinely getting aroused?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Sure, I mean.
Speaker 2: I haven't done that in like since my probably early twenties.
Speaker 1: A really long time, I know, But I'm saying it
Speaker 1: took me back to that spot where I remember I
Speaker 1: think it was. I think I innocently came to it.
Speaker 1: I thought I was see what is said there?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I innocently came to it.
Speaker 1: But anyways, I yeah, I remember getting like a beach
Speaker 1: read and thinking it was just a romantic novel. And
Speaker 1: then the next thing I knew it was being very
Speaker 1: graphically described what was happening. And I was like probably
Speaker 1: a teenager, and I was like, wait, what you can
Speaker 1: do that?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, ooh, I'm in. I think it's great. I
Speaker 3: love it and support it. I'm going to get one, Matt.
Speaker 3: We're going to Barnes and Noble. God.
Speaker 1: I wonder if like movie stars have been approached to
Speaker 1: do an audible of like a really.
Speaker 3: Matt, you know it's funny.
Speaker 2: Matt has had to read a very provok he did
Speaker 2: audio books one at one time in his career, and
Speaker 2: one was a super sexy, smutty book.
Speaker 3: And I haven't read it. I haven't listened to you.
Speaker 3: I haven't listened to it. I haven't listened to it.
Speaker 3: I haven't listened to it. And now you know what
Speaker 3: you're doing tonight, I'm too busy jazz. I love to
Speaker 3: do Listen, I got I got that. I got him
Speaker 3: in real life. I don't know if I need him
Speaker 3: to be like bub to goo SEUs.
Speaker 1: You just read me a thirty second spot from that
Speaker 1: book you did back in ninety four.
Speaker 3: Oh so good? Did you do to her again?
Speaker 2: Allie said, I will never stop biting miny else. It
Speaker 2: brings me comfort. And I don't care if they say
Speaker 2: I will get worms in my brain. I've never heard that.
Speaker 3: No, someone told you that to make you stop. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm a nail biter just because it's and then it's
Speaker 2: been an anxious habit of mine since I was younger.
Speaker 2: I don't even care, really, because I know that there's
Speaker 2: other nervous habits like chewing on your hair and things
Speaker 2: like that, and I'm like, I'll just the nail biting is.
Speaker 3: To me, it's fine. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Alison says Taco Bell about once a month, when I
Speaker 1: drop the kids off at their soccer practice, I go
Speaker 1: through the Taco Bell drive through and eat a chaloup.
Speaker 3: But in my car in silence, I feel like I'm
Speaker 3: missing out. I don't understand.
Speaker 2: I've had Taco Bell one time. I really think and
Speaker 2: I think I need to make a drive through experience
Speaker 2: because people love it.
Speaker 3: What I would recommend to you is you should try it,
Speaker 3: all right, I like that snooping on others social media
Speaker 3: for hours. Yeah, that actually is fun. Remember my story
Speaker 3: about Miles Teller. Yeah, yeah, you like a Kelly snoop.
Speaker 3: I like a Kelly snoop.
Speaker 1: I want to know where she's going, what she's doing,
Speaker 1: where she's doing it, what she's wearing while doing I
Speaker 1: don't snoop.
Speaker 3: On famous people. I like more of a what's what's
Speaker 3: uh Becky doing.
Speaker 2: From uh, you know my high school graduation? What's you
Speaker 2: doing right now? That's why I like it. I'm like
Speaker 2: an old high school snoop. Yeah, ooh, Bethy says. My
Speaker 2: guilty pleasure is watching scalp cleaning videos.
Speaker 3: I love them so much.
Speaker 2: I you know what, I kind of get it because
Speaker 2: Doctor Pimple Popper is a show, and I do love it.
Speaker 2: I love it when those pimples get pops.
Speaker 3: I don't know about that, that's all. Yeah, there's a
Speaker 3: lot of those. Cleaning is the same thing, though, because
Speaker 3: you can get a lot of.
Speaker 1: Well, there's these spas in the city. There are scalp
Speaker 1: hair therapy spas. Okay, Claire Anne says, my guilty pleasure
Speaker 1: is buying fake handbags and showing them off like they
Speaker 1: are real. I can't afford the real thing, and no
Speaker 1: one knows the difference in my hometown.
Speaker 3: I'll show up to my.
Speaker 1: Kids school pickup for I'll show up to my kids
Speaker 1: school for pickup with a new Louis and see how
Speaker 1: the moms stare.
Speaker 3: Listen, that Walmart burkin was flying off the shelves. I
Speaker 3: didn't know about that. Oh, you don't know about the working. No,
Speaker 3: it's the Walmart Burkin. They put a stop to it,
Speaker 3: but it looked just real, the same.
Speaker 2: Yes, I don't even know how they got away with it,
Speaker 2: But God bless them because that those things, I mean,
Speaker 2: a burkin is. I don't own a burkin because they
Speaker 2: are that's a lot of money. And but I would
Speaker 2: have earned a I would have gotten a Walmart burkin. Sure?
Speaker 3: Why not? Yeah? In the right color, better bang for
Speaker 3: your buck. Yeah, okay, you want to pick one more.
Speaker 2: Alexandra, this is a safe space. I love to smell
Speaker 2: my husband's underwear when he is out on work trips.
Speaker 2: Clean underwear that smells like his drawer. It brings me comfort.
Speaker 2: That's actually really cute. Wait, it's clean.
Speaker 1: Because it smells like his drawer, or it smells like
Speaker 1: something else. I don't think she likes it because it
Speaker 1: smells like his drawer.
Speaker 2: It's not because you could just go smell maybe the drawer.
Speaker 2: The drawers us his scent, yeah, in it. But she
Speaker 2: didn't pick a socks.
Speaker 3: No, she's it's about the junk, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Let's be honest, but it's about the.
Speaker 3: The whole undercarriage, in the wafting scent after.
Speaker 2: A after Oh man, I think that this is a
Speaker 2: beautiful place to.
Speaker 3: Alexandra. I get it. I get it.
Speaker 2: I feel like if you, if that smell feels good
Speaker 2: to you, have about it right in there in the snak.
Speaker 3: Is gonna have to leave this recording and go straight
Speaker 3: to the drawer.
Speaker 2: I'm going to the drawer, buddy audio.
Speaker 1: Yeah, see if you can read you some audio play back,
Speaker 1: maybe just play it back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh my god, there's some intimate moments. I love it.
Speaker 2: This is why we love these short and sweets, because
Speaker 2: we need to laugh and we need to that.
Speaker 3: The crew always come through.
Speaker 1: Yes they do. I thank you for that. Thank you
Speaker 1: for bringing us your clean underwear.
Speaker 3: Although the peanut butter banana mayonnaise sandwich I could have
Speaker 3: done without that.
Speaker 2: That's the one that, yeah, was debatable. It was a problem,
Speaker 2: all right, everyone.
Speaker 3: Thank you for joining us for another episode of Short
Speaker 3: and Sweet.
Speaker 2: Let's call it the end of the episode.