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Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 3: send you off InStyle. We want to welcome you back home.

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Speaker 3: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 1: Porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride.

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Speaker 4: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 4: This is Chris.

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Speaker 1: Fairbanks And this is Karen Kilgariff.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Karen. How are you?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Fine? Yeah? Why do you ask?

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Speaker 4: Oh? Just because I like to mix it up?

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Speaker 5: I don't usually ask you how you're feeling around? Things

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Speaker 6: I feel like we start this podcast every time almost

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Speaker 6: the time, just like you know, it goes into a thing,

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Speaker 6: then another person does a thing.

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Speaker 4: We're off to the races, right right.

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Speaker 5: Usually we tell our own stories independent of each other,

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Speaker 1: Yep, never turning the head toward.

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Speaker 5: Rocking back and forth, waiting for someone to just bathe.

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Speaker 1: Me, please help us.

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Speaker 4: We are recording from an insane aside.

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Speaker 6: But now today we've changed all that because Chris finally

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Speaker 6: asked me how I am and the answer is not good.

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Speaker 1: Chris. Oh, no, great, everything's great. It's the holiday season.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we're in the midst of it now that you're

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Speaker 4: We are knee deep in holiday season.

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Speaker 6: It's the nineteenth right, I got yeah, yeah, I mean

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Speaker 6: also to the week of Honkkah.

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Speaker 4: I believe I should know that. I don't know Whennakah is.

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Speaker 6: I think Honkkah is in a couple days. And here's

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Speaker 6: how I know my sister. Every year, my sister, Adrian

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Speaker 6: and Audrey and I all go bowling together around the holidays.

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Speaker 5: I don't mean to interrupt, but that we are all

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Speaker 1: That and that guy went ahead of it.

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Speaker 4: Oh, well let's follow him. And I am a knife,

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Speaker 4: So you're.

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Speaker 1: Doing it, I'm gonna do it. Well, why can't we

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Speaker 4: He did? He was doing the right thing.

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Speaker 6: Was just basically saying, I won't wait in line where

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Speaker 5: And then it really stood out to me and so

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Speaker 6: No, there's it's just that my sister made herself laugh

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Speaker 6: So she sent us all an evite for people that

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Speaker 1: They're on the wrong side of the road.

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Speaker 5: Well, it's it's weird how when you're in that position,

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Speaker 4: You don't forget what it was like.

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Speaker 5: It's like anytime I'm sick, people are like they don't

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and then and then once you're in that position,

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Speaker 4: I should have been kinder to all the sick people

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Speaker 4: I never do because I'm punk rock.

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Speaker 4: I was just basically a brit of filter.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, hey everyone, At least I didn't get more specific

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Speaker 5: speaking of guess what I'm doing after this today? Afterwards,

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Speaker 5: I am a media I have costumes in my car.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to remake the nineteen eighty six Ford Tourist

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Speaker 1: Well, fucking thanks for inviting me. I'm the reason you

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Speaker 5: Hey, that you you speak too soon. We haven't where

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Speaker 5: the studio stuff happens when I'm back. This is just

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Speaker 4: But it's you know, like me as a.

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Speaker 6: It was literally a brand new idea, like representation of

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Speaker 1: Maybe then they were just like, oh, yeah, this is

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, we should we should show a Mexican

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Speaker 5: Tell it just reeks of a bunch of people high

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Speaker 5: fiving like we did it. Yes, it's an all African

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Speaker 4: Yes, it's so so I want to I'll think more

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Speaker 5: Shooting me as different characters, just to plug me in

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Speaker 6: And then you're going to sing the song, and then

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Speaker 6: I'm going to sing the song. Well, if you record

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Speaker 4: Please? Will you pay it?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 5: And so the reveal will be the song is just

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Speaker 1: You will absolutely get sued, just so you know, right right,

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Speaker 1: Pa, or can I can I solve this problem?

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Speaker 6: I just suggested, Yes, you can make it and send

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Speaker 1: In a real way.

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Speaker 6: We want we want to relaunch the tourist brand and

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Speaker 6: we're going to help you. We've already done a grassroots

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Speaker 1: Here's your new.

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Speaker 6: Commercial, right right, and just basically pitch it to them directly.

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Speaker 4: So you will be involved with this.

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Speaker 5: I'm so excited because you know I'm not a musician,

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Speaker 4: You know, this is a genre switch.

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Speaker 5: That was a big saying, like we're turning it into

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Speaker 4: It's hilarious Cocktails and dreams.

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Speaker 5: We're trying to It just would be such a good

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Speaker 4: I have to fly tomorrow. Well good, it's holiday time.

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Speaker 1: I will elbow my way into this price.

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Speaker 4: We're going to lay down some hard Dinna.

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Speaker 6: And do you know why it was shaped like a

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Speaker 5: Okay, there's going to be a doctor that keeps my

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's for it.

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Speaker 6: But see, I the gift of my voice is that

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Speaker 4: Yeah. No, I mean you're simplifying it. You also are

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Speaker 5: But it's weird when we're in the car and we're

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Speaker 1: Well, and I will, because at the end of the day,

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Speaker 4: I need Okay, I'm glad you're going to be there

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Speaker 6: Oh, we got an incoming call from my sister. I

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Speaker 1: This is the wrappin. Should we take it?

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Speaker 4: Let's do it? Wait? Wait? Wait?

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Speaker 1: Hello? Is that card? I you card? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I send you a card?

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Speaker 1: What for?

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Speaker 4: Wait?

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Speaker 1: Laura?

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Speaker 6: Wait, I have to tell you. We're recording our podcast

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I knew's so great.

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Speaker 1: And also later whoops, now the podcast started.

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Speaker 6: Later on, she's gonna call me and get rich and

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Speaker 6: say she's really mad at me, she said.

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Speaker 1: She said, oh, no, bye, I gotta go.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's so funny. That was great.

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Speaker 1: She it's so hilarious to me.

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Speaker 6: We were raised obviously together a year and a half apart.

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Speaker 6: This play, it's she's like, okay, like she's always thought

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Speaker 4: Do you ever go sit, pull.

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Speaker 4: Snooze test.

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Speaker 5: I don't know what her job is, teacher, Yeah, and

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Speaker 4: Oh she's gonnas and hates your friend. I haven't even

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Speaker 1: She will laugh her ass off at though, she knows.

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Speaker 4: And you gotta wear those sweaters and.

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Speaker 6: You have to wear pumpkin earrings, and you just deal

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Speaker 6: every day and not she does. Did I ever tell you?

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Speaker 6: She texted me once and said, you know him? That

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Speaker 6: year she was teaching kindergarten. She goes, you know I'm

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Speaker 1: Ah.

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Speaker 6: That's her whole goddamn life.

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Speaker 5: There's two people that sneeze glitter, and it's teachers and

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and male strippers.

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Speaker 1: Okay, is everyone ready with their order?

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Speaker 4: I can always just blurt something out without thinking.

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Speaker 6: No, I don't love it when you yell across I

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Speaker 6: am singing, Stephen, Stephen, is it your uge?

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Speaker 4: No, I'll do the thing last.

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Speaker 1: I'm the cold brew pumpkin film.

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Speaker 4: Salted caramel, cold poam.

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Speaker 4: Just a grunde? Is it a cold?

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Speaker 1: But also, Stephen, let's get you something to eat.

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Speaker 4: Oh sure, I'll grab a sandwich.

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Speaker 1: Stephen. We need to get you, Stephen. We need to

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Speaker 4: Sure?

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Speaker 6: Okay, then we'll roll your window down window this week?

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Speaker 2: Okay today, Hi, but.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to order those? Do?

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Speaker 4: Sure? I'll get the Can I get the cheriso breakfast sandwich?

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Speaker 1: Can we actually get two of those? Grande? And then

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Speaker 6: Get a double tall one pump moca double tall?

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Speaker 1: Sorry? Sorry? Will you cancel that? Can I get just

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Speaker 4: It for sure. So the drinks of the egg sandwich awesome?

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Speaker 5: This is from Tammy and Tammy. It says Tammy and

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Speaker 5: Tammy Texas like when I sat, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 4: It's uh, it's the do you need a Lot of

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Speaker 4: Take card? But I love it, it says Tammy.

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Speaker 5: Well, it's like a stamp, but I think the actual

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, can you put aside your other duties?

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Speaker 1: That's it, right? I think so that's it, pros right,

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Speaker 4: Out for this lunatic.

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Speaker 1: Sure, sure, you do whatever you want.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, Betty, you got people to pick up.

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Speaker 5: It's weird to find out that colorically I could be

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Speaker 5: You know me, I'm usually get your Grandpa's black hot coffee.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it turns out sweets. Are you know? I've been

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Speaker 1: Yes, it does.

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Speaker 4: It's really bizarre.

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Speaker 4: Lay off sets. I laid in the bad of it.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I'm sure. I'm sure he did.

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Speaker 6: I think Lisa's the kind of girl that guys are like,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I think you're right, and she'll appreciate that you

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Speaker 5: said that.

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Speaker 6: Well, she's I'm a fan of Lisa's and Lisa and

454
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Speaker 6: I look alike. So yeah, yeah, So any compliment I

455
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Speaker 6: give to Lisa, I'm giving to myself.

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Speaker 4: That's the best.

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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Speaker 6: Here we are an Atwater Village, Los Angeles, California, a

459
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Speaker 6: wonderful little neighborhood.

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Speaker 5: Actually, yes, yes, I I did a stand up performance.

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Speaker 4: And now what or no, it's tonight here somewhere Tonight.

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Speaker 1: Club TV or TG Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I think yeah, it's called The Peacock Show or something.

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Speaker 4: I don't I.

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Speaker 5: Should know, I should Yes, Well, by the time this

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Speaker 5: is airing, it will have passed.

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Speaker 1: So oh so fuck it. I bet you killed.

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Speaker 4: I had a great time.

469
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Speaker 5: I haven't been killing I feel like, uh, I've been

470
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Speaker 5: taking a little break from the joke riding pro oh

471
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Speaker 5: yeah for multiple months now, and it's starting to scare me.

472
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Speaker 5: But I just haven't been inspired to write new jokes.

473
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Speaker 1: So you're doing old stuff and it's not it's not

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Speaker 1: right you.

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Speaker 6: I bet you you're Oh wait, hold on, may get

476
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Speaker 6: over before I tell you some serious wisdom about your

477
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Speaker 6: own art.

478
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Speaker 4: I need to hear it or be reminded you are.

479
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Speaker 6: This is why I tried to do stand up again

480
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Speaker 6: and then stop doing it, because if you know you're

481
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Speaker 6: phoning it in, that vibe comes across. Let's talk a

482
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Speaker 6: little bit about how important vibes are, because I know

483
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Speaker 6: that Hippie's ruined it in the sixties.

484
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Speaker 1: The truth of it is, vibes are real.

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Speaker 6: And when you give off a thing of like, oh

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Speaker 6: this again, I hope they laugh.

487
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Speaker 1: They go oh this again? Right.

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Speaker 6: They pick up on it as an audience in the

489
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Speaker 6: same way that if you like someone and feel desperate

490
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Speaker 6: about it, they.

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Speaker 1: Will be repelled by you, because the.

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Speaker 6: Vibe is such that it's not drawing anyone to you.

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Speaker 6: It's like grabby Ricci, which no one likes ever.

494
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Speaker 5: Right, Right, And I don't even know I'm doing it,

495
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Speaker 5: but it's unavoidable. When I don't feel like I'm coming

496
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Speaker 5: from a real place. Everyone notices that even though you

497
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Speaker 5: think you're a good enough actor to right to make

498
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Speaker 5: it look like you're having fun. Sometimes it does work,

499
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Speaker 5: Like sometimes I do a show and I'm like, boy.

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Speaker 4: I really made them think I was in jo every

501
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Speaker 4: minute of that.

502
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Speaker 5: Or they come up and say, man, it looks like

503
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Speaker 5: you're having a lot of fun up there, and then

504
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Speaker 5: I'm like, oh.

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Speaker 1: And then you let them know.

506
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Speaker 4: And then I ruined it by saying, oh, I wasn't.

507
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Speaker 1: I hated it.

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Speaker 4: But yeah, it's getting harder and harder to pretend. I

509
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Speaker 4: got to write new jokes.

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Speaker 5: I gotta I don't know, go into a yurt, have

511
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Speaker 5: some ayahuasca.

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Speaker 6: Still writing seminar, Listen to old episodes and listen to

513
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Speaker 6: our funny, funny, you're right riffs.

514
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Speaker 5: That'll be my my drug experience. I'll lock myself into

515
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Speaker 5: a room and listen to our own podcast because there

516
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Speaker 5: are jokes in there.

517
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Speaker 1: That they're jokes. We do them.

518
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Speaker 4: They are all over the place. I just haven't recognized them.

519
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Speaker 1: We burn them up.

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Speaker 6: But now, don't do a thing where you're don't do

521
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Speaker 6: bits that are like our mind the way you're doing

522
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Speaker 6: with this fucking four tourist commercial.

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Speaker 4: Oh listen, I was gonna I was gonna ask you.

524
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Speaker 5: I come to uh, and yeah, I've wanted to sing

525
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Speaker 5: this song.

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Speaker 4: For a while.

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Speaker 6: No, no, no, it's uh, it's I think, but if

528
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Speaker 6: we listen back, it's both of our passions.

529
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Speaker 1: We discovered it together. We both knew it and loved it.

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Speaker 4: It is bizarre. You're right, and I was not, to

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Speaker 4: be perfectly.

532
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Speaker 5: Honest, I was not acknowledging that together we discovered on

533
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Speaker 5: this podcast that we both have that song memorized and.

534
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Speaker 1: Love it and want to discover it was.

535
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Speaker 5: I did kind of a I'm like, well, that's that's

536
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Speaker 5: my pack because I've sung it on Instagram videos that

537
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Speaker 5: no one acknowledged. I'm really kind of obsessed with that.

538
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Speaker 5: I really do think it is a good song. It's

539
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Speaker 5: a good song for commercial jingles. There is only that

540
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Speaker 5: and maybe the AutoZone song, which fucking shreds too.

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Speaker 1: Zone in the Zone, God, did White Snake sing that song?

542
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Speaker 1: Why does it rock so hard?

543
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Speaker 4: It probably is, that's the sad thing.

544
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Speaker 5: It's probably h Dondalkin David Coverdale, Yes, yeah, David Coverdale.

545
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Speaker 4: There certainly is a lot of nice kits in Austin.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like, oh boy, I mean it's two thousand

547
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Speaker 5: and one, but that's.

548
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Speaker 4: That's not going to fly in a few years, and

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Speaker 4: I was.

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Speaker 1: Right, Oh, you will be canceled David.

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Speaker 5: Covering, Oh, okay, last night, I just saw an article

552
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Speaker 5: or an article depending on whether or not you went

553
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Speaker 5: to school.

554
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Speaker 1: Idiot.

555
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Speaker 4: I'm an idiot.

556
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Speaker 5: Anyway, I saw an article last night that said our

557
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Speaker 5: president is impeached. Yes, but then you read into it,

558
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Speaker 5: and I didn't know what impeached meant. It just means

559
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Speaker 5: he's going to a trial, well where he will probably

560
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Speaker 5: not be indicted, because it's like you're being judged, but

561
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Speaker 5: he by all of your puddy, it's just going to

562
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Speaker 5: be Republicans saying nope. Also, we helped him on some

563
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Speaker 5: of the steps.

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Speaker 4: But of course, did you read.

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Speaker 6: I think what's very important, which I had that same feeling.

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Speaker 6: I think people get on social media. They get real

567
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Speaker 6: like it doesn't matter, which no one needs that in

568
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:06,879
Speaker 6: this truly democracy is crumbling. No one needs anybody to

569
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Speaker 6: come and fucking act like E or in the middle

570
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Speaker 6: of it. Because here's a plus.

571
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Speaker 4: We're all just tired.

572
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Speaker 5: But yes, I'm getting E or E too. But yeah,

573
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Speaker 5: but now I'm a little excited. Here's the plus.

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Speaker 6: Well, here's the plus that he can't be pardoned if

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Speaker 6: he's impeached. And that's what's key, because what those fucking

576
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:26,439
Speaker 6: people want to do is make it seem like he

577
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Speaker 6: never did anything. And this whole thing of like there

578
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Speaker 6: was actually a Republican senator or senator or congressman who

579
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Speaker 6: stood up and compared what Trump is going through by

580
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Speaker 6: being impeached. He is the worst president we've ever had.

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Speaker 6: He's a fucking human disgrace. He is a true psychopath.

582
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Speaker 6: And this guy got up and started talking about that,

583
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Speaker 6: comparing what Trump is going through to what Jesus went through.

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Speaker 4: He was definitely a senator senator.

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Speaker 6: I mean it was insanity. That's uh, it's really inappropriate.

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Speaker 5: So I feel like, though he just won't show up,

587
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Speaker 5: Like he'll be the first guy that's like, yeah, I

588
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,479
Speaker 5: didn't show up. I don't have time for that, and

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Speaker 5: they'll be like, what what do we do? Yeah, well

590
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Speaker 5: you can't arrest him. He's the president. Yeah, but he

591
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Speaker 5: didn't show up. I think it has never happened before. Yeah,

592
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Speaker 5: well that's what this whole thing has been.

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Speaker 6: Like, it's a bunch the Democrats don't know what to

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Speaker 6: do because they've never had a person he just he

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Speaker 6: was during his impeachment. He was also on stage at

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Speaker 6: his own rally, yeah, where he said, that.

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Speaker 4: Doesn't look like I'm impeached right now, does it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, at your own weird rally or weird Nazi rally

599
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Speaker 6: you've been.

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Speaker 1: Doing for three years for no reason. Yeah, yeah, ye,

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Speaker 1: but there were there was.

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Speaker 6: He was saying, there were forty three thousand people at

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Speaker 6: that place, and that place held sixty five hundred people,

604
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Speaker 6: like the.

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Speaker 1: Lies, the lies that man tells. It's crazy.

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Speaker 5: There's a room occupancy sign right above his head. Yeah, Max,

607
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Speaker 5: people in this room currently.

608
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Speaker 1: Sixty five hundred.

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Speaker 6: And also there were some awesome protesters who got in

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Speaker 6: the middle of that crowd, which is a very dangerous

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Speaker 6: and very scary thing to do, and they held up

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Speaker 6: a sign that said, hey, down, you're fired, like because

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Speaker 6: it was like he got impeached.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's great, that's good.

615
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Speaker 6: True.

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Speaker 4: Y's my golden catchphrase. That's my catchphrase, dare you aim

617
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Speaker 4: it at my face?

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Speaker 5: I love it so much, And I think what it

619
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Speaker 5: means even if he somehow remains, I feel like he will.

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Speaker 5: I think he'll just sit, but he's no. I think

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Speaker 5: it means.

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Speaker 4: He's not getting reelected. He's not, which is great, but

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Speaker 4: also that's what it.

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Speaker 6: The thing that people need to start talking about is

625
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Speaker 6: that the majority of people do not want him to

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Speaker 6: be present.

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Speaker 1: The majority of people.

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Speaker 6: This is the truth, and they've just come in and

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Speaker 6: gone the truth isn't the truth. Well, I'm sorry, but

630
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Speaker 6: it's the truth.

631
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Speaker 4: Right.

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Speaker 6: More people voted for Hillary Clinton. She was the one

633
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Speaker 6: that was supposed to be the president. This guy stole

634
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Speaker 6: the election. Everything's a fucking scam. Everything in his life

635
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 6: is a scam.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what else to say.

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Speaker 4: I'm an expert. It's funny, though, I but there has

638
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Speaker 4: to be.

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Speaker 5: Groups of sweet people that listen to us, that love

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Speaker 5: our friendship. It's it's the way we communicate that people

641
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 5: are like you guys are we like hearing you talk.

642
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:28,920
Speaker 5: But there must be some people out there with Trump.

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Speaker 5: I really like him, and I'm sorry that we're.

644
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry that you like him because I disagree with you.

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Speaker 6: Where my half Mexican niece is not a rapist, and

646
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Speaker 6: she's not a criminal, and she's not a bad person,

647
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Speaker 6: and her father is a great person. And I that

648
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:47,040
Speaker 6: kind of racism doesn't belong in this country. And fuck

649
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Speaker 6: you for pretending like that doesn't matter, because it does.

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Speaker 4: Yeah that and fuck you. But also thank.

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Speaker 1: You for a question, thank you for the stars.

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00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:59,479
Speaker 5: Appreciating we're comedy in our comedy, the way we communicate together,

653
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Speaker 5: the coffee, coffee.

654
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Speaker 4: But again, but.

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Speaker 1: Meanwhile, children are in cages.

656
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 6: Meanwhile, very bad things are happening to people who don't

657
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 6: deserve it, and that's not okay just because you want

658
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Speaker 6: a super yacht someday.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: There, when I meet someone that is a sweet person

661
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Speaker 5: or it seems kind, it's just they they're somehow believing

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Speaker 5: that it isn't happening.

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Speaker 1: Because because Fox News.

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Speaker 4: Tells you that's bad.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we invite you to listen to any other news.

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Speaker 4: A dangerous What a dangerous entity that Fox News is?

667
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Speaker 4: It really is.

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Speaker 1: It's not good.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's really scary. It was.

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Speaker 5: It was really strange for me to go visit April Richardson,

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Speaker 5: who's a sweet friend of mine, and go to her

672
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 5: house and her mom was watching that and they were

673
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Speaker 5: kind of they had Trump hats everywhere and and and

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Speaker 5: but I did. That was the first time I had

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Speaker 5: ever watched because it was on every TV in their house. Yes,

676
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:00,400
Speaker 5: And I actually sat and watched it, and it's like, oh,

677
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 5: this is and I'm sure there's another end of that,

678
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 5: you know, but not as dangerous as Fox. It's the

679
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,120
Speaker 5: misinformation that they're.

680
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 1: Just it's lies.

681
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:11,240
Speaker 4: It was weird, really weird.

682
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 1: It's really weird.

683
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:14,960
Speaker 4: I'm just saying right now, we're saying things everyone knows,

684
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 4: but I really I didn't. I had never watched it.

685
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:21,440
Speaker 4: Like I'm not saying like I'm so cool that I'd

686
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 4: never even watched it, but I did.

687
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:27,360
Speaker 5: I was raised in place I've always been in places where.

688
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:28,520
Speaker 4: It's just not on the TVs.

689
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, so until you're in your your friend's parents' house

690
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:34,120
Speaker 5: and it's on TV.

691
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 4: That's the only time you're ever gonna watch it.

692
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 6: Man, it's scary, scary, it's it's state run propaganda.

693
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 1: It's nuts, totally nuts.

694
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:46,640
Speaker 5: Well, thank you for listening to our liberal agenda.

695
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,800
Speaker 6: Well, but it's weird because this is it's such an

696
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:54,640
Speaker 6: extreme situation. It's not I feel like in the past,

697
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,680
Speaker 6: I've always gone, yeah, there's everybody is a criminal on

698
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,520
Speaker 6: both sides. That's what politics is, right, you know, but

699
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,920
Speaker 6: the both sides is was easier before. But now we're

700
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 6: into an area where but Trump passed a thing trying

701
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 6: to say that Jews aren't Americans, like we're in a.

702
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:15,360
Speaker 1: Real state here, you're yeah, I don't know about that. Yeah,

703
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 1: well look it up.

704
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 6: I can't explain it correct specific it's disturbing.

705
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 1: It's basically saying that that being.

706
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 6: Jewish isn't a isn't a It's like the world. I

707
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 6: don't know what the correct words are. It's like, it's

708
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:35,600
Speaker 6: not a race, it's a this, it's not so. It's

709
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 6: basically saying you're not automatically American.

710
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:40,000
Speaker 4: Race versus religion or something.

711
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 1: It's something like that. But I don't know the croc god.

712
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 6: But it's very extreme and it's not good. And it's

713
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:50,160
Speaker 6: absolutely following that like Hitler playbook. It's crazy and it's bad.

714
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 6: Everybody needs to pull their head out.

715
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 5: I always thought that he was just catering to that

716
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 5: group because they happen to start liking him, and he's like, sure,

717
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 5: I'll pretend to be racist personal appeal to these these

718
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 5: minions that have But no, I think he actually is.

719
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 4: He actually is like, oh no, the.

720
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 6: Dad was in the KKK, the dad, his father, it's

721
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:12,880
Speaker 6: all in the family.

722
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 4: Wow, it's real.

723
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 5: Okay, I need to do more research because that's disturbing. Well,

724
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 5: the good news is there's articles that says impeached.

725
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 6: Hi, what about that sign saying he had very good

726
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 6: handwriting that I know, but it said something about Frankenstein.

727
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 1: Did you see it? It was beautiful cursive it said

728
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 1: it said something.

729
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,800
Speaker 5: First of all, you can't this is not the season

730
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 5: for well written Halloween signs.

731
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,640
Speaker 1: No, it's you're three months behind.

732
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:49,360
Speaker 4: I was given a letter. I'm who am I ksek.

733
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:50,680
Speaker 4: I got a letter.

734
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 1: The other day from a little boy.

735
00:34:53,160 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 5: It reads Casey. This one goes out to Scoomy Doomy.

736
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:07,799
Speaker 4: Do he did? Both ways? He did? That's the only

737
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:11,920
Speaker 4: my second. I'm just cycling through my old character do it.

738
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:17,320
Speaker 5: But the my neighbors invited me to their their Christmas celebration,

739
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:20,400
Speaker 5: and it really made me cheer up because I just

740
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:24,000
Speaker 5: waved to them and stuff, and her handwriting looked like

741
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:31,920
Speaker 5: a cursive font. Their Mexican family, and they had a

742
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:32,879
Speaker 5: word for the day.

743
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:33,959
Speaker 4: I wish I knew what.

744
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 5: It begins with a P and it was a specific ceremony.

745
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,799
Speaker 4: God, I wish I wuld remembered. But they invited me,

746
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:42,799
Speaker 4: and I'm going to be in Montana and.

747
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 1: I Christmas ceremony p An.

748
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:48,239
Speaker 4: I wish I had the note with me.

749
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:49,880
Speaker 5: I was going to bring it just to show you

750
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:53,880
Speaker 5: this panhandlele.

751
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 4: They've invited me to the skinny part of Texas, to.

752
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:00,920
Speaker 1: The Upper Peninsula in Michigan.

753
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 5: Well, I think I've said before. My apartment. They the

754
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:08,200
Speaker 5: guy that lives on the other side of me. Yeah, yeah,

755
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:12,359
Speaker 5: So I am in their family home. Essentially the two

756
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 5: apartments are a brother and sister on either side of me,

757
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:17,799
Speaker 5: and they're really.

758
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 4: Sweet and they invited me to their Christmas things.

759
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 6: So do you think it's a good It's like a

760
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,879
Speaker 6: Mexican tradition of Christmas that they've invited you to see.

761
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:29,799
Speaker 5: Yeah, she said, we're getting together for Christmas celebration on

762
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 5: the twenty third, and it is called and it started

763
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:33,439
Speaker 5: with a pe.

764
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 4: So if anyone knows that word, please let me know.

765
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:38,959
Speaker 1: I definitely don't.

766
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I wish.

767
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 6: I was thinking, because there is like the there's one

768
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 6: that my family does because they're so Catholic, that's after Christmas.

769
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 6: It's in January and it's basically the celebration. It's not

770
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,719
Speaker 6: it sounds a little bit like advent Ooh you can see.

771
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 5: See I'm just an idiot. And I was like, no,

772
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:01,239
Speaker 5: it's a Latino thing. It was, it's probably a Catholic thing.

773
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:04,319
Speaker 5: And I just don't know about religion. Yeah, maybe I

774
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 5: grew up in.

775
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:08,440
Speaker 4: An atheist, all white peron. I just like that that

776
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 4: I'm being invited to.

777
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:14,879
Speaker 6: A thing, yes, and that you're basically getting You're going

778
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:16,439
Speaker 6: to marry into this family.

779
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:19,800
Speaker 4: But I can't. They are really sweet.

780
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:21,400
Speaker 1: People, Yeah, get in there.

781
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:25,239
Speaker 5: I just don't know that there's any I think I'll

782
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:28,600
Speaker 5: just end up being somebody's roommate. I haven't seen I'm

783
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 5: available ladies, ladies in jail. It's it's a mostly dude family.

784
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:36,880
Speaker 1: How is that possible?

785
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 4: I know, I know the ladies.

786
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:42,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think they just live in an apartment down

787
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 5: the street or something.

788
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:46,360
Speaker 1: But every ladies are kept the whole swhere.

789
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:49,080
Speaker 4: The whole family lives in the neighborhood. I've run into them.

790
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 5: Are you is your brother named Alex? And they're like yep,

791
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:53,239
Speaker 5: And I'm like, okay.

792
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,280
Speaker 1: He's a good friend of mine.

793
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:59,919
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's I really like my new neighborhood. And I've

794
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:01,920
Speaker 5: put in an alarm system.

795
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 1: We just drove by Julian McCullough and Meg.

796
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 6: Really yes, I was like, wait a second, I recognize

797
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 6: those Did they see us? So the No, I recognize

798
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 6: them because Meg's hair is pink. Right now, this was

799
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:17,279
Speaker 6: pretty distinctive.

800
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:19,600
Speaker 5: There, you're fun party. It's so much fun. You had

801
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 5: a party and it was so fun. Yes, such fun friends.

802
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:22,759
Speaker 1: Thank you.

803
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:27,680
Speaker 6: I've really worked over the years to get the social

804
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:30,279
Speaker 6: circle down to only the goods.

805
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:31,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, none of the bad.

806
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 5: See, if I had a party, you'd notice that we're

807
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 5: a few batties.

808
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:37,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I feel guilty, I'm like, I got to

809
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 4: keep them in. They did this.

810
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:41,880
Speaker 5: For me, right, No, No, sure, they ride the White

811
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 5: Horse every once in a while, and one's a choker,

812
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:48,439
Speaker 5: but they.

813
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:51,640
Speaker 4: Got me into comedy.

814
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 1: Hears Now, do you mean that this person wears chokers

815
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 1: or choke let's just make it okay?

816
00:38:56,719 --> 00:38:57,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't.

817
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:59,880
Speaker 5: I didn't like wear The other joke was based in

818
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 5: no reality but triggering for all it's a guy that

819
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:05,279
Speaker 5: wears chokers.

820
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 1: But sure, sure group l lady in the hat, What

821
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:09,800
Speaker 1: are you doing?

822
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 4: Lady in the hat?

823
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 1: Lady in that hat.

824
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:16,839
Speaker 5: It's funny because I don't see a lady in the hat,

825
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 5: so I you are seeing one.

826
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 6: Oh where this lady in this car right now?

827
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 4: Oh okay.

828
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 6: It's the thing that everyone does in Los Angeles, and

829
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:28,279
Speaker 6: it makes me mad is when they're trying to get

830
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 6: somewhere and you're going by there being forced to wait

831
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:34,279
Speaker 6: for you to pass, they just start rolling toward you.

832
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:36,920
Speaker 6: It almost like to say, I don't want to wait anymore?

833
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:39,279
Speaker 6: Could you hurry at the fuck up? So, like that

834
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,800
Speaker 6: woman is making a left turn out of the grocery

835
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:44,680
Speaker 6: store parking lot and I'm going down the street that

836
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:46,840
Speaker 6: she's trying to turn left onto and she doesn't feel

837
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 6: like waiting anymore, so she's just rolling into my lane.

838
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:53,879
Speaker 6: It's one of them that and the people that want

839
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 6: to take a left turn in this separate left turn lane,

840
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 6: but they just get over a little bit and block

841
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:01,320
Speaker 6: traffic with the back half of their own.

842
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:03,880
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. But what if I'm diagonal and

843
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:04,960
Speaker 4: you can see him.

844
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:07,920
Speaker 1: Trying and I could roll forward and not be diagonal.

845
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,279
Speaker 1: I'm just not doing it.

846
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 5: Oh and then you hot, there's a full car length

847
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 5: in front of them, and you're and then you tap

848
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 5: on the horn and then they're like oh okay, and

849
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:20,040
Speaker 5: then they just go a few inches yes, just to rub.

850
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 1: It in just a single time. It's like every.

851
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 4: Move that they're making is trying to get under.

852
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:29,200
Speaker 1: My skin, and I resent it.

853
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 5: Cut to anytime you're in a car doing that same

854
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 5: thing and just simply not noticing.

855
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:35,960
Speaker 4: Right, Oh, I didn't.

856
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 1: Know you were Sorry, don't be so mad, God, it's sorry.

857
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:43,880
Speaker 5: The other side of the story always, yeah, two sides

858
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:45,080
Speaker 5: there is always.

859
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,080
Speaker 6: Let's do a Steven check in really quick to make

860
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:48,880
Speaker 6: sure he's not nauseous anymore.

861
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:49,800
Speaker 4: And how you're feeling.

862
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 5: I'm feeling better, no real, yeah, okay, I just don't

863
00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:55,880
Speaker 5: want to eat them.

864
00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 1: Kristen liked that Stephen was getting attention, so.

865
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:02,839
Speaker 7: We just it is fucking latte all over his I'm

866
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:10,520
Speaker 7: like a baby wants carrot meal, but I'm in front.

867
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:15,800
Speaker 5: I just spit coffee onto a freshly washed T shirt.

868
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:19,960
Speaker 1: You have to switch that out. Did the sandwich do

869
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:20,399
Speaker 1: the job?

870
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:24,480
Speaker 4: I can't. It's against the engineer's code to eat on

871
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 4: the podcast.

872
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 6: Oh but I think, but the nausea you like, you

873
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 6: can make an exception.

874
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:32,960
Speaker 4: I think it's the rapper. The rapper is bad.

875
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:37,680
Speaker 5: And then but you're not a smacky food falling out

876
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:38,960
Speaker 5: of your mouth as you eat.

877
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:43,399
Speaker 4: And don't tell the other engineers. Certainly, certainly, No, this.

878
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:47,360
Speaker 6: Is definitely special circumstances. At Christmas time, Steven has an

879
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:50,399
Speaker 6: upset stomach. I'm taking the hit for us.

880
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:53,080
Speaker 5: I have a friend. He works for Sauna Carry. He's

881
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:55,279
Speaker 5: a mechanical engineer. Can I tell him?

882
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:56,279
Speaker 4: Sure?

883
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 1: I love engineer jokes.

884
00:41:58,880 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 4: Did you see that? Come?

885
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 1: I know because you engineered it so perfectly.

886
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:08,279
Speaker 4: Delivery comedy engineer. Come on? Did someone forget about me?

887
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:12,640
Speaker 4: This brain engineer? Train engineer came in there? Oh?

888
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:14,720
Speaker 1: Man, but you just said it.

889
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 4: I did. Oh yeah, I did just say what he was.

890
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 4: I didn't let the joke play out. Train engineer. That

891
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 4: guy comes in?

892
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:32,400
Speaker 1: What other kinds of engineers are there? Everybody right into

893
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:34,880
Speaker 1: do you need to ride? At Gmail?

894
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:38,239
Speaker 5: Dot biz in all caps yelling at me for being

895
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 5: an idiot?

896
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:42,640
Speaker 1: Oh look, the roads closed. We haven't really had that

897
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:45,480
Speaker 1: on the podcast. Yeah, road closure.

898
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 4: I hope it's a farmer's market and or a shooting.

899
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god. This is let's go into inappropriate joke time.

900
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:58,360
Speaker 6: Because Blanka Patch, who is one of the greats on

901
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:01,879
Speaker 6: Twitter if you don't follow, he's so fucking good.

902
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:04,920
Speaker 1: And yesterday he did a run of want to feel.

903
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 6: Old jokes, and the one I retreated was want to

904
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:10,320
Speaker 6: feel old and go ahead and pawn those cufflings you

905
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:14,960
Speaker 6: got for being appalled there at Jimmy Duranty's funeral. Okay,

906
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 6: so that's the one that's on my But then the

907
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:20,799
Speaker 6: other one he did, want to feel old drive through

908
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:25,240
Speaker 6: a farmer's mark.

909
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:25,360
Speaker 1: It's so dark.

910
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,719
Speaker 6: But oh my god, I think he worded it better

911
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:30,799
Speaker 6: than that, but want to feel old drive your car

912
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:33,640
Speaker 6: through a farmer's market horrified.

913
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:37,759
Speaker 5: Oh and if you don't know, because I think that

914
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 5: that famously, the.

915
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:41,920
Speaker 4: La one was an old guy.

916
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 1: It's always an old guy that thinks the break is

917
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:44,439
Speaker 1: the gas.

918
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it was at the grove, right, is that

919
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:47,759
Speaker 5: what you're thinking?

920
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:48,880
Speaker 1: It was in Santa Monica?

921
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 4: Oh wow, the one I'm thinking.

922
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:54,400
Speaker 5: There's an I was just hanging out at the grove

923
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:57,239
Speaker 5: one day, because you know, i'd be groving if I'm not.

924
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 5: If I'm not at the Glen Americana, then you're gros

925
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 5: hiding in.

926
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 4: A bush watching you buy sweaters from your sister. I

927
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:09,640
Speaker 4: be growthing, we be groving.

928
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:14,480
Speaker 6: Please stop, please stop talking like God, no, no, you groving.

929
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 5: No, leveland I was sitting there and there, but say,

930
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:22,839
Speaker 5: like a curb.

931
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:25,359
Speaker 4: Was smashed and they were like, oh, an old guy.

932
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 4: It was like mid block.

933
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:31,080
Speaker 5: It was like he turned perpendicular to everything and just

934
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 5: drove and he just ran into cars and then I think.

935
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:40,080
Speaker 4: Maybe a person got bruised, but it was yeah, it's

936
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:43,360
Speaker 4: a thing that happens. And that's such a funny joke. Horrible,

937
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:44,279
Speaker 4: explain the joke.

938
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:45,120
Speaker 1: It's horrible.

939
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 6: But also like the one that happened in Santa Monica

940
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 6: was so bad because you know, it's see that where

941
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 6: they're just rolling at you.

942
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,280
Speaker 1: There's nowhere to go except for into my car.

943
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:59,279
Speaker 6: The one that happened in Santa Monica, and I think

944
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:01,279
Speaker 6: it was ten years ago, I would say.

945
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 1: It was so the uh.

946
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 6: Precariousness of setting up a farmer's market where it's like,

947
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 6: clearly we're all going to stand around and mill around

948
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:13,560
Speaker 6: on this one block and we're just gonna put some

949
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:14,239
Speaker 6: cones up.

950
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,759
Speaker 1: Everyone understands that you don't drive down here.

951
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:20,280
Speaker 4: Trust Yeah, it's the nineteen fifties. We know that you won't.

952
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:24,160
Speaker 1: There's no like cement blocks to keep anybody from driving down.

953
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:26,719
Speaker 6: It's just like you're not going to and then one

954
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 6: horror like that. It was so shockingly horrible when that happened.

955
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:33,400
Speaker 6: And then tragedy plus time equals comedy.

956
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:36,320
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes, has there been enough time? It's a

957
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 4: it's a I think there is.

958
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, and also just lightly you lightly point toward it.

959
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 6: You don't have to go into it and make jokes

960
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:47,440
Speaker 6: all about the incredible pain and destruction.

961
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:51,240
Speaker 5: And Blaane's joke isn't it's it just happens that happens

962
00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:51,879
Speaker 5: to be a dark one.

963
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:54,000
Speaker 4: The joke is want to feel old and then you

964
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 4: show haha.

965
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:58,799
Speaker 5: This is Macaulay Culkin now, and then it's not it's

966
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 5: someone else, Like I've seen that joke. Yeah, but he's

967
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:04,200
Speaker 5: just saying what to feel old and then do it

968
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:05,440
Speaker 5: and then talking about the.

969
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 1: Worst thing that can happen when you're old.

970
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:11,280
Speaker 6: Essentially that in Jimmy Joanny's cuplinsh.

971
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:13,480
Speaker 4: He's such a funny.

972
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:16,760
Speaker 6: He's and again I'm sure to have him on the podcast,

973
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 6: Yes we should. I don't know if he does podcasts, well,

974
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:22,239
Speaker 6: he does, he does NERD poker and he does a

975
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:23,760
Speaker 6: Dungeons and Dragons podcast.

976
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:25,080
Speaker 4: He would be on our podcast.

977
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:26,839
Speaker 1: Okay, let's we'll contact.

978
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 5: Him and yes we got in twenty twenty, we're going

979
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:33,400
Speaker 5: to have guests again, even though it's fun to just

980
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:34,719
Speaker 5: do it with you.

981
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:35,760
Speaker 1: So much easier.

982
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's easy, it's easy.

983
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 5: But and then and then James Fritz, we were going

984
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 5: to have on. I shot over the week. This past week,

985
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:48,480
Speaker 5: I shot a little pilot thing and James was in it,

986
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 5: and he plays this bumbling illan for he had like

987
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:55,279
Speaker 5: a two minute scene where he's just sifting through this

988
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 5: will and Testament and not He's like not a real lawyer.

989
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 5: So the things that were coming out of his mouth

990
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:06,920
Speaker 5: that I guess are from his childhood in the side

991
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:10,560
Speaker 5: he's from like Kentucky or something. He's at one point

992
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:16,440
Speaker 5: he's like, blah blah blah.

993
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:12,799
Speaker 4: U.

994
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 5: Enough, don't boris on with the chorus. There's just little

995
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 5: U detail boris on with the chorus. I've never heard that,

996
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:28,400
Speaker 5: and it's probably a it's just there's so many Southern

997
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:31,759
Speaker 5: he he really is it on my face and tell

998
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:32,839
Speaker 5: me it's rain and type.

999
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 1: Yeah. He's one of the funniest stand ups truly. That

1000
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:38,400
Speaker 1: like like if you if you love.

1001
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:40,839
Speaker 6: Stand up comedy, you're listening right now. James Furtz has

1002
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:44,040
Speaker 6: an album out. It's so good. It is gat and

1003
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:47,279
Speaker 6: he's and the album art, the album cover is brilliant,

1004
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:48,520
Speaker 6: like everything about it.

1005
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:49,799
Speaker 1: I just love that guy.

1006
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:51,360
Speaker 6: And he's one of those people that's like he's in

1007
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 6: la and he's just he's just grinding at it and killing.

1008
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 6: I actually had to follow him the last time I

1009
00:47:58,040 --> 00:47:59,840
Speaker 6: did stand up, which will be the last time I

1010
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:03,880
Speaker 6: do stand up. He was so good I should have

1011
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 6: asked to not follow him because he's just an amazing well.

1012
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:08,560
Speaker 4: He does it all the time.

1013
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:11,440
Speaker 6: It's illegal to change lanes in the middle of the

1014
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 6: intersection trampas.

1015
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:16,440
Speaker 5: So are those frames he's wearing, Sally Jesse Rafe all frames.

1016
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:17,880
Speaker 5: Oh with that haircut.

1017
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:21,040
Speaker 6: Hold on a second, because he has a bumper sticker

1018
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 6: that says Spiritual wild Child, purplev dot.

1019
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:28,040
Speaker 4: Com dot com dot.

1020
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 6: Com Yeah, who, yeah, who, zoom zoom zoom yeay, zoom

1021
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:36,239
Speaker 6: zoom zoom sorry.

1022
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 1: Just all the taglines that you can think of.

1023
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:43,239
Speaker 4: But Janie, he's a uh.

1024
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:46,600
Speaker 5: Sometimes you don't know when because there was in this

1025
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:52,320
Speaker 5: thing we shot. It was my manager's clients mostly and

1026
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 5: everyone was a great actor, and then there were some

1027
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 5: actual actors in it that have been in movies and

1028
00:48:56,719 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 5: things that I recognize.

1029
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 4: And then you.

1030
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:04,360
Speaker 5: See like what a real actor does, like casual, not trying.

1031
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:05,879
Speaker 4: But they can be funny too.

1032
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:10,760
Speaker 5: Is of course fun to see real actors be funny,

1033
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:14,080
Speaker 5: and then see comedians know how to act. It's my

1034
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:16,879
Speaker 5: favorite two things. Yes, because it doesn't always happen.

1035
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:20,280
Speaker 6: It doesn't always happen. And I think as a comedian.

1036
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:23,160
Speaker 6: I told myself when I moved to Los Angeles, you

1037
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:25,640
Speaker 6: know I can do both, but most people can't. And

1038
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 6: it's like you learn a very difficult thanks sir.

1039
00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:32,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you're not even street cleaning, but driving the

1040
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:34,360
Speaker 5: speed of street cleaning.

1041
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 1: And also not using your signal. So I'm waiting.

1042
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:38,359
Speaker 4: His brushes were up.

1043
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:41,120
Speaker 1: Look, I have a problem with every car on the

1044
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:41,840
Speaker 1: road today.

1045
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:48,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, oh Grandma, Oh my god, why.

1046
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:51,920
Speaker 5: Did we have three triple take eye contacts?

1047
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 6: Because I did the thing to her that I was

1048
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:56,200
Speaker 6: just complaining about, which is coming at her wall.

1049
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:57,479
Speaker 1: She was doing the thing.

1050
00:49:57,400 --> 00:50:00,800
Speaker 6: I fast, right, it's really the honest truth.

1051
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:03,320
Speaker 1: Oh shit, we're on the other side of the closed

1052
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:08,480
Speaker 1: road right now. Oh no, oh no, we're in the

1053
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 1: we're in the mix now. Okay, I guess we'll have

1054
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:12,560
Speaker 1: to go down here because we can't go up there.

1055
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:15,319
Speaker 4: Well, no, we're going, and we should head back. I'm

1056
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:16,800
Speaker 4: worried about we really should.

1057
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:20,600
Speaker 5: I gotta, I gotta, I gotta shoot some tourist reactions

1058
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:21,360
Speaker 5: tell us.

1059
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:23,400
Speaker 6: Oh, but what I was gonna say is, when I

1060
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 6: moved to Los Angeles, I really comforted myself with the

1061
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:29,399
Speaker 6: fact that like, yeah, actors can act, but comedians are

1062
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:32,520
Speaker 6: the only ones that are funny. And when the shingles

1063
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:36,759
Speaker 6: smell from my eyes about that idea that actually the

1064
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 6: people that moved to Los Angeles can do everything and

1065
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:41,919
Speaker 6: are good looking, it was very very.

1066
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, when you see those people.

1067
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:46,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, there was a guy that I was scene with

1068
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:50,640
Speaker 5: and he I apparently was in Clint Eastwood movies and stuff.

1069
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:52,920
Speaker 5: He's I recognized him a little, but he was a

1070
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:56,840
Speaker 5: handsome but scary looking, like he could play a scary soldier.

1071
00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:00,040
Speaker 4: And he was intimidating.

1072
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:03,960
Speaker 5: And and a real actor and good luck, you know.

1073
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:05,920
Speaker 4: And then and then he was funny as hell.

1074
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:07,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's heartbreaking.

1075
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:11,320
Speaker 5: He was playing the straight guy but was totally aiding

1076
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:12,880
Speaker 5: me and my jokes.

1077
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:13,319
Speaker 4: I was.

1078
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:16,279
Speaker 5: I was really impressed. And we didn't It's not like

1079
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,640
Speaker 5: we became He's like, okay, I see you later, and

1080
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 5: he left like yeah, it was just a standard job

1081
00:51:21,719 --> 00:51:24,840
Speaker 5: and he did. He knew everything. I didn't know the lines.

1082
00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:25,400
Speaker 4: I was like.

1083
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 5: I was like, I have to can we read through this?

1084
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:30,120
Speaker 5: And he's like, well, of course I memorized it. I

1085
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:33,239
Speaker 5: already Oh spam risk.

1086
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:35,040
Speaker 1: Oh, get out of here.

1087
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 6: You know what's weird. I don't remember doing this podcast

1088
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:42,040
Speaker 6: for this long. I don't remember ever getting calls during

1089
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 6: the podcast, and now we've gotten too.

1090
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:44,760
Speaker 4: Huh.

1091
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:45,919
Speaker 1: Oh, I can't wait.

1092
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:48,879
Speaker 4: We should the podcast is on again.

1093
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 1: God damn it. Oh my god, everybody leave me alone.

1094
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 5: You're actually getting called by podcasts.

1095
00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:58,320
Speaker 4: On speaker phone.

1096
00:51:58,360 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 1: Listen to me now.

1097
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:04,800
Speaker 4: The buddy was phound in the Twisted Burning Wreck.

1098
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:09,160
Speaker 6: That's from Peebee Large Marge.

1099
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:12,640
Speaker 1: Let's wrap it up with some Christmas wishes.

1100
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:16,839
Speaker 5: Oh, I think that I'm really putting a lot on

1101
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:20,880
Speaker 5: this year. Okay, twenty twenty. I always it's going to be.

1102
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:23,120
Speaker 5: It's going to be a great year. I'm very excited.

1103
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:24,040
Speaker 1: Yes you should be.

1104
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:28,040
Speaker 4: And wishes are coming right up, real specific ones. Okay,

1105
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 4: I'm going.

1106
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 5: To make an effort to become, for the first time

1107
00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:37,080
Speaker 5: ever a joke writer.

1108
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:38,520
Speaker 4: For my own stand up.

1109
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:43,440
Speaker 5: It's almost embarrassing that all I do is think of

1110
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:46,600
Speaker 5: an idea and or tweet something, and then I get

1111
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:49,400
Speaker 5: on stage and work it out at the expense of

1112
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:52,919
Speaker 5: an audience who could probably wants to hear a finished thing.

1113
00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 5: I need to start writing again, Like I don't sit down,

1114
00:52:57,200 --> 00:53:00,239
Speaker 5: and I really don't sit and write things out hard

1115
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 5: not have notebooks.

1116
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 4: It's hard with where you free write.

1117
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:05,080
Speaker 5: And you're like, I'm going to just talk about this

1118
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 5: as an exercise, right. It's the further I get from

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00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:13,600
Speaker 5: the days of me being in school, the more stubborn

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Speaker 5: I am as an adult about doing homework.

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Speaker 4: It's so weird.

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00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:19,160
Speaker 6: Can I tell you My friend Albertina and I were

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00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:20,880
Speaker 6: just talking about this because she is a writer. She

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00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,960
Speaker 6: worked on the Tonight Show for years and now she's

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00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:26,600
Speaker 6: out here and she's kind of submitting for different stuff

1126
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:30,759
Speaker 6: and she's talking about submitting for an award show and

1127
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:32,040
Speaker 6: she was worried about the same thing.

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Speaker 1: And I said, when I.

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Speaker 6: Used to be in that position, I would just get

1130
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:40,120
Speaker 6: up and every morning write twenty jokes about topical stuff,

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00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:43,680
Speaker 6: purely for the exercise of doing it, and then you

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00:53:43,719 --> 00:53:46,560
Speaker 6: actually do You don't you're not sitting down going have

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00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:48,480
Speaker 6: to I have to write jokes that I'm going to

1134
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:51,359
Speaker 6: use tonight. You sit down and do the exercise of

1135
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:54,319
Speaker 6: writing jokes for the sake of doing that, and then

1136
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:56,680
Speaker 6: see what comes out of that. Ye, Like, give yourself

1137
00:53:56,719 --> 00:53:59,960
Speaker 6: more room than the assignment and the execution of the assignment.

1138
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:03,080
Speaker 6: Like start just the practice of this is what I

1139
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:06,520
Speaker 6: like to do. What can I think of that's funny

1140
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:08,840
Speaker 6: about these things that everyone else.

1141
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:09,680
Speaker 1: Is writing jokes about too?

1142
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:11,440
Speaker 4: You're right, I need to remember that.

1143
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:16,320
Speaker 5: I like also writing jokes, like writing short jokes, even

1144
00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:19,560
Speaker 5: though most comedy is changing an audience that want to

1145
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:22,480
Speaker 5: hear about you and they want to hear stories, and I.

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00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:25,160
Speaker 4: Don't I like doing that.

1147
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:28,120
Speaker 1: Also, look at this but personalized license.

1148
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:32,440
Speaker 4: I wa I got to start nerd nerds. The other day.

1149
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:35,800
Speaker 5: It at Lasens, where I eat most of my meals.

1150
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:38,440
Speaker 5: It's a grocery store near my house. There was a

1151
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:42,520
Speaker 5: one of those new BMW exotic sports cars that.

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00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:45,560
Speaker 4: It's I think.

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00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:48,160
Speaker 5: It's a hybrid also, but it looks like a Lamborghini

1154
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:49,440
Speaker 5: but it's a We've.

1155
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:50,520
Speaker 1: All yeah, yeah, that's kind of fly.

1156
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:53,560
Speaker 5: Like yeah, and they have like accents of blue all

1157
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:57,799
Speaker 5: over them. He had he had a license plate that

1158
00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:06,080
Speaker 5: said narcissist and he was parked in a handicaps. So

1159
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:09,480
Speaker 5: it was everything all at once. And there was a

1160
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:11,960
Speaker 5: girl next to me, like she's a young girl. But

1161
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:15,359
Speaker 5: I had to be like, look are you looking at

1162
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:18,920
Speaker 5: this car? I need to know who's driving that? And

1163
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:21,839
Speaker 5: she was like, oh, yeah, one an asshole. And then

1164
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:25,160
Speaker 5: she pulled out her keys and went no, she made

1165
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:28,319
Speaker 5: the noise. She was making a joke. She was like,

1166
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:31,360
Speaker 5: what if it was me? And she was a young

1167
00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:34,320
Speaker 5: I was like, wow, good one, that was really funny.

1168
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:37,480
Speaker 1: And uh and then you're like, will you please date me?

1169
00:55:37,719 --> 00:55:38,120
Speaker 4: No?

1170
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:42,279
Speaker 5: No, I actually sorry the other day in the grocery store,

1171
00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:44,040
Speaker 5: I'm like, that was really funny when you did that

1172
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:47,640
Speaker 5: BMW nurse assist joke.

1173
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:51,839
Speaker 1: She's like yep, She's like I know, I know, don't worry.

1174
00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:54,399
Speaker 5: She was like, I was really excited when I thought

1175
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:55,360
Speaker 5: of it.

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00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:56,759
Speaker 1: It's so good.

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00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:57,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was really.

1178
00:55:57,760 --> 00:55:59,400
Speaker 6: Fun first, like and I thought you really meant it

1179
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:01,320
Speaker 6: was hers. I was just like, oh my god, everything

1180
00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:02,440
Speaker 6: about that is amazing.

1181
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:02,680
Speaker 4: You know.

1182
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:06,920
Speaker 5: When she pulled out her keys, it was horrifying, and

1183
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:09,359
Speaker 5: she knew she was and she milked it and then

1184
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:10,640
Speaker 5: she just made a sound effen.

1185
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:12,840
Speaker 4: She's like, yeah, what if it was me? That was

1186
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:13,520
Speaker 4: so funny.

1187
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:15,920
Speaker 1: Let's give it a draw. The next time you see her,

1188
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:16,680
Speaker 1: let's learn her name.

1189
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:21,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, and this is called Everyday Comedy with Chris Fairman.

1190
00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:22,960
Speaker 4: Those chairs, I'm taking them.

1191
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,520
Speaker 1: Take them. They're right by the garbage.

1192
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:28,000
Speaker 4: Are they yours? No, they're nice white office chairs.

1193
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:32,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, get them. I'm gonna they're covered in urine.

1194
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:37,000
Speaker 4: Good, so half my work is done. She's gonna bring

1195
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:38,040
Speaker 4: them home and piss on them.

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00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:40,680
Speaker 1: You know me, don't even worry about it.

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00:56:41,719 --> 00:56:45,479
Speaker 4: I think, well, twenty twenty, what are your dreams? Hearen

1198
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:47,120
Speaker 4: I have that writing thing?

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00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:50,480
Speaker 6: Okay, you're going to do more writing. I'm going to

1200
00:56:52,239 --> 00:56:54,240
Speaker 6: I'm going to socialize.

1201
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:56,200
Speaker 4: More and have more parties because You're party was fun.

1202
00:56:56,360 --> 00:57:00,399
Speaker 6: No, I'm going to have monthly parties yay, because that's

1203
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:03,600
Speaker 6: gonna be my new thing. And I'm gonna start wearing kaftans, guys.

1204
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:08,359
Speaker 6: Merry Christmas, Mary, Happy Holidays, Happy Holidays, happy Hanukah, yes,

1205
00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:09,919
Speaker 6: whatever else.

1206
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:12,120
Speaker 1: You celebrate everything and everything.

1207
00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:13,520
Speaker 4: They're all fun, they're all great.

1208
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:17,800
Speaker 6: It's uh, it's the holidays in general. But it's uh

1209
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:21,000
Speaker 6: but happy all of it. Did your butt feel hot

1210
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:24,760
Speaker 6: this show? Because the all the seat heaters were I

1211
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:25,440
Speaker 6: always call.

1212
00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:28,440
Speaker 5: Them heats theaters, and that's that's always a that's an

1213
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:31,520
Speaker 5: accidental thing, but it's kind of funny. Yes, my my

1214
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:35,000
Speaker 5: ass is quite clammy. Okay, that's a good note. It

1215
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:37,760
Speaker 5: is happy holidays. It's the most wonderful time of the

1216
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:40,640
Speaker 5: year and you get to be around your family and man,

1217
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:42,400
Speaker 5: is my butt sweaty.

1218
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:47,160
Speaker 6: We will talk to you in the new year, and

1219
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:51,439
Speaker 6: thank you for listening. Thank you for following us over

1220
00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:54,400
Speaker 6: if you did to when we got reset onto our

1221
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:58,160
Speaker 6: new network this year we had this podcast has really.

1222
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:03,400
Speaker 1: Has really kind of grown a lot in spite.

1223
00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:08,880
Speaker 6: Of us right investing time and energy and do it right.

1224
00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:11,080
Speaker 4: And it's almost like that is appreciated.

1225
00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:14,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, we really, we really like that we put little

1226
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:18,280
Speaker 5: to no effort and assure you that we will put

1227
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:18,960
Speaker 5: no more.

1228
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:21,760
Speaker 4: Effort other than guess we're gonna have guests.

1229
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:23,400
Speaker 6: Yes, because we've got so many people that want to

1230
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:24,800
Speaker 6: do it and that we love.

1231
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:27,920
Speaker 1: We just and we can we will be able to.

1232
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,400
Speaker 1: But thank you all so much.

1233
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 4: Big surprises coming in twenty twenty. Yeah, you'll see.

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00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:36,120
Speaker 6: Good one, and thank you all for all the Starbucks

1235
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:37,200
Speaker 6: cards we've been given.

1236
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:38,600
Speaker 1: We so appreciate it.

1237
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:41,680
Speaker 6: If we haven't used yours yet, we may have privately

1238
00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:43,360
Speaker 6: and just not given you props.

1239
00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:44,920
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but we really thank you.

1240
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,160
Speaker 4: I have a backpack of them. By the time I

1241
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:48,960
Speaker 4: get to it, it might be twenty twenty one.

1242
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:51,880
Speaker 6: Oh what if we were going to be in free

1243
00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:57,520
Speaker 6: coffee until twenty twenty five? Okay, thank you, and Stephen,

1244
00:58:57,560 --> 00:59:00,000
Speaker 6: thank you for being our engineer in the back.

1245
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:02,280
Speaker 4: See thanks Steve. And I feel like I won't ever

1246
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:04,800
Speaker 4: look back and said thank you. Oh you're very well.

1247
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:06,480
Speaker 4: And when I did that, I didn't look at him.

1248
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:09,240
Speaker 4: I just tilted my head in the cornal direction power mouth.

1249
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:13,000
Speaker 4: Well I got a hurt neck. You've been listening? Do

1250
00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:13,840
Speaker 4: you need a ride?

1251
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:22,160
Speaker 1: Why n A R are leaving? I you wanna way back?

1252
00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:23,360
Speaker 1: Either way?

1253
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:28,840
Speaker 3: We want to be there, doesn't matter how much baggage

1254
00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:32,920
Speaker 3: you claim and give us time and they turning on

1255
00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:39,040
Speaker 3: and gage. We want to send you off inside. We

1256
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:44,520
Speaker 3: want to welcome you back home. Tell us all about it.

1257
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:49,000
Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine? Mal porn?

1258
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:06,320
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

1259
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:10,280
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1260
01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:14,240
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1261
01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:16,720
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

1262
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:18,160
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

1263
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:23,840
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

1264
01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:27,080
Speaker 4: With Karen and Chris.

1265
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:35,240
Speaker 1: Twenty nineteen. I did it.

1266
01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:38,560
Speaker 4: I was really hot, and I didn't. I don't acknowledge it.