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Speaker 1: What would you?

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Speaker 2: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 4: Goodby, just call me.

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Speaker 5: Back if you haven't heard the loser line before. It

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Speaker 5: works like this.

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Speaker 4: Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the

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Speaker 4: club and uses this charming pickup line on you.

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Speaker 1: Heay, sweetie, that outfit is nice, but you know what

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Speaker 1: would look even better within my frail arms.

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Speaker 4: And whatever you do, resist the urge to yank out

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Speaker 4: his catheter and pop it into his.

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Speaker 5: Mouth instead, I don't do that. You should tell him

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Speaker 5: that you're looking to make.

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Speaker 4: A huge mistake tonight with a much older gentleman that'll

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Speaker 4: haunt your life forever, and then you give him the

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Speaker 4: digits of.

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Speaker 5: The loser lines.

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Speaker 4: Hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail where you could play

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Speaker 4: on the air voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 3: Next message, Garrett.

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Speaker 6: Hey, it's so so. I just checked my GoFundMe and

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Speaker 6: I didn't see any donations from you yet, So I

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Speaker 6: just figured i'd like to see, like, are you going

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Speaker 6: to do that? Because you know, like I was telling

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Speaker 6: you the other night, I just absolutely refuse to do

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Speaker 6: a low budget a visa trip.

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Speaker 7: It's just like, ugh, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: I just cannot do that bad version with.

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Speaker 7: The hostels and the tap water and just like petty

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Speaker 7: cabs or whatever, because then it's like new, like what's

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Speaker 7: the point even?

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Speaker 3: You know, like I need this to be elevated.

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Speaker 7: So if you could get your donation in as soon

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Speaker 7: as possible, that way I could book the vip pool

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Speaker 7: party tickets and get the eyelash funds going, all the stuff,

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Speaker 7: I would just love you forever.

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Speaker 2: Next message, Oh my god, I.

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Speaker 6: Don't know if I've ever heard a more touching gofund

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Speaker 6: me story.

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Speaker 4: I was like, is that my sister, because I feel

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Speaker 4: the exact same way, like an Airbnb with a shared pool.

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Speaker 5: She would have left her go fund me page. We

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Speaker 5: totally all would. Yeah, we should donate to that. That's

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Speaker 5: a worthy cause.

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Speaker 8: Gea, listen, I don't have a lot of time. But

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Speaker 8: if a woman named Vanessa called you, just betend you're

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Speaker 8: my cousin, okay, and we went into each other there

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Speaker 8: and then went back to your place to like watch

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Speaker 8: bacon videos or doing a puzzle or something, just make

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Speaker 8: it sound intent. Let me crashing the couch okay, and uh.

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Speaker 3: Man, what else? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 8: If she mentioned a pink scrunchy, just say as yours.

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Speaker 3: Just do this for me, please.

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Speaker 4: I don't get what's wrong with hanging out with your

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Speaker 4: cousin and doing puzzles together.

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Speaker 5: I thought he was cheating with the person who gave

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Speaker 5: him the loser line.

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Speaker 6: But then the pink.

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Speaker 5: Scrunch he came out of nowhere.

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Speaker 7: Whose pink scrunchy was it?

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it does sounded like when they speed up those

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Speaker 4: commercials for the legal ads.

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Speaker 5: Hey, I know in terms of conditions apply.

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Speaker 4: Well whether you're talking to your cousin or to anybody.

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Speaker 4: If you haven't been to our Instagram yet, you need

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Speaker 4: to go there.

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Speaker 5: At Brooke and Jeffrey, I'd.

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Speaker 4: Say, out of all of our social media, we get

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Speaker 4: the least amount of hateful comments there, which is really

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Speaker 4: saying something because people hate us a lot.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean you haven't checked the dms in a while.

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Speaker 5: But on the forward facing comments we're good.

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Speaker 4: So I even leave some of the meanest comments on

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Speaker 4: there just for myself, but never on Insta.

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Speaker 5: So follow us there spread some love.

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Speaker 4: Plus, you can enjoy your favorite loser lines of the

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Speaker 4: week every week with clips like this one.

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Speaker 3: Hi, you, I hate to do this I'm so sorry,

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Speaker 3: but I don't really remember your name. I will tell you.

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Speaker 3: I wrote you down in my phone as cutish beard

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Speaker 3: guy who offered me fries. So that's a really good sign, right,

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Speaker 3: But I do have a question. Are you the guy

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Speaker 3: who owned the hot tub company? Because if you are,

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Speaker 3: definitely call me. If you're not the hot tub guy,

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Speaker 3: I mean, I guess she still call me, but maybe lower

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Speaker 3: your expectations. Maybe like actually a lot next message.

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Speaker 5: Okay, if hot.

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Speaker 6: Tub was so important to her, why wouldn't it have

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Speaker 6: been in the title of his name?

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Speaker 5: Hot dub guy is what she should have saved? Is

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Speaker 5: that a hot guy profession? I own a hot tub company,

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Speaker 5: not that it's about using the hot tub. Nobody cares

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Speaker 5: about the guy.

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Speaker 4: You go all out for the jacuzzi, dude, but anybody else.

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Speaker 4: Lower your expectations because I'm not going to try for.

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Speaker 5: You, especially if you get one of those hot tubs.

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Speaker 5: Was like a little mini waterfall the led change color.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, nothing dude, you do, mister Jacobson, I.

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Speaker 2: Am strong jaff You think I could be in the

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Speaker 2: w W E Please let me know when that tryout

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Speaker 2: is and I.

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Speaker 3: Will be there.

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Speaker 2: Pro I will crush it, so M pro sorry thought

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Speaker 2: about that. Look, I'm trying to work on my swearing.

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Speaker 2: I swear I won't do that in a ring. I

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Speaker 2: won't do that in a ring.

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Speaker 8: Bro, I swear. But look, I am so ready to

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Speaker 8: quit my job at the movie theater, So.

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Speaker 5: Just give me a word, dude.

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Speaker 3: I won't let you down.

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Speaker 5: I'm rooted for you.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: What was his name?

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Speaker 2: What was his wrestler?

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Speaker 5: No idea, she needs to do something like that, like

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Speaker 5: a popcorn prince.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, wrestling into it. The ticket tag, I don't know

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Speaker 6: wrestling that well, the ticket advenger. No, is that a

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Speaker 6: good ticket taker?

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Speaker 1: Does it?

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Speaker 5: Scare you thinking of that guy as a movie usher?

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Speaker 5: Like letting you in?

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Speaker 4: Like?

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Speaker 8: Excuse me, ma'am?

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Speaker 1: Is that candy and your purse?

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Speaker 7: Brother?

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Speaker 5: It's actually yeah, turn that cell phone on.

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Speaker 5: Right there, we're gonna do a phone tap right after

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Speaker 5: this